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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[Helgoland]

Okay, that was uncalled for - how about frequent fondues for your honor, hosted by the cat people? This worked last time, after all...

[poketwo]

SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Rally the monkeys!
"LISTEN!"
Simian points to the crack the scyther jumped out of
"See that? We're going to see what's on the other side. If there are any more of us, now's the time to get them!"

[Propman]

>Ask the UN to intervene.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Yay! I'm now the guardian of the button!

Defend the button with squiggle-like tenacity.

[TamerVirus]

Create a giant robot machine and unleash it onto a bunch of random people

[Lolfail0009]

((Well, it's a good thing I'm immortal!))

Assess damage. Cause more damage.

[IcyTea31]

((Wait, am I still alive?))

[da_nang]

"Everyone made it through? Good. Now to deal with the cats."

Assess technological and military prowess of cat people. Offer universal translators as an olive branch.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Punch CMC so the button will jostle and press itself.

(0)

You press the button. It's a trap. The presser is warped into the single dimension. That presser is you.

"Um.... Sup?"

[4]

"Tears in reality, space wars, potato nukes. The usual. Sorry about the universe destruction, someone sorta stopped time over the reality containment field."

So, I guess that makes me dead? Whats the afterlife like?

[3]

There isn't one. SURPRISE, EVERYTHING IS GHOSTS

Spread the potato religion to everyone! With force if necessary.

[2]

The Inquisition has come. Fuck titties.

Kill something.

[4]

You stab a frog.

Create next batch, with implanted killchips in case they too are failures.

[3]

Yep, failures, each and every one.

Start sliming into his mouth.

[2]

He's already wiped you off.

((Damn right the end is nigh.))

Become Ultimate Mega Super post-post-post-endgame Xbox God Mecha Boss.

[0+9001]

You explode from over-awesomeness. The explosion tears a hole in reality 50 light years wide.

UNDO UNDO

Okay, that was uncalled for - how about frequent fondues for your honor, hosted by the cat people? This worked last time, after all...

[5]

Done deal!

SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING

[1]

THINGS ARE HAPPENING, SO MUCH ACTION OH MY GOD

Rally the monkeys!
"LISTEN!"
Simian points to the crack the scyther jumped out of
"See that? We're going to see what's on the other side. If there are any more of us, now's the time to get them!"

[3]

The crack seals itself. Oh.

>Ask the UN to intervene.

[2]

You ask the smoldered crater which was the UN for help. Huh.

Yay! I'm now the guardian of the button!

Defend the button with squiggle-like tenacity.

[3]

The button was pressed. You are shamed eternally.

Create a giant robot machine and unleash it onto a bunch of random people

[5]

Yay, mass murder!

((Well, it's a good thing I'm immortal!))

Assess damage. Cause more damage.

(0)

Your immortality is stripped by exotic poisons. Fuck.

"Everyone made it through? Good. Now to deal with the cats."

Assess technological and military prowess of cat people. Offer universal translators as an olive branch.

[5]

Yay for peace treaty.

[Lolfail0009]

"Oh. Oh dear."

Assess damage to self. DO NOT cause more damage to self.

[WillowLuman]

Ask Parallel GM for assistance.

[TamerVirus]

Now press the convient robot shut down button I had, be lauded as a hero!

[blazing glory]

Reach into my RtD and get my GM stick,use my GM stick to reboot reality.

[da_nang]

Research shield world technology.