Post by: Cheddarius on February 09, 2010, 08:11:09 pm
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Post by: Sensei on February 09, 2010, 08:21:15 pm
Take 'em all in screenshots, and make it a gif that changes every ten seconds or so. Only problem with that is text changes colors depending on themes (gifs do have alpha support)...
Works on most forums, anyway.
Post by: Cheddarius on February 09, 2010, 08:24:40 pm
Also it's kind of a hassle.
Post by: Jreengus on February 10, 2010, 11:50:11 am
Post by: Cheddarius on February 10, 2010, 07:16:03 pm
EDIT: I guess I'll do that once I get more sigs. 2 is fine for now.
But still, awesome idea.
Post by: ToonyMan on February 11, 2010, 02:50:43 pm
Why god! Why does the only thing I love burn when I go near it! Makes good meat though. Come here unicorn unicorn unicorn...
Rule #5: Dwarves are stupid.
4. Dwarves still are stupid.
Dwarf A is mad and punches Dwarf B, Dwarf C get mad because Dwarf A punched Dwarf B, Dwarf C punches Dwarf A, Dwarf D gets mad that Dwarf C punched Dwarf A and punches Dwarf C etc etc etc.
"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"
"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"
"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"
"I lost again....RECLAIM!!!"
I'll vote for whoever says that sucks.
I was just going about my business checking on farms and other shops when I noticed smoke from the food stockpile. And there was my miner, next to no feet and smoking up a large area of the fort... then dead--and no more smoke.
Is he insane?
No, he's dead
Quote from: ???
I dictact that Arnold uses steriods to tender the muscles. SO HE CAN EAT THEM.
In an alternate universe, Tara Adams is working on Elf Castle, a casual game for the Wii and with a mobile iPhone version coming soon. It has adorable 3D graphics and very approachable interface to decorate your own castle and invite local goblins over for tea.
DRENCH THE LOYALIST!
Dwarven blood types are not A, B, AB, O but Ale, Wine, Beer, Rum, Whisky and so forth.
I remember I found a penis on the ground yesterday. Awhile after, I met the owner of it. He was totally fine with me eating it.
I take it you haven't tried ice packs? or walking out into the cold wearing only a robe? or taking cold showers?
It really depends on how hot they are. Are they warm to the touch? Do they burn? Whenever you unzip, does smoke escape from your pants? When water touches them, do you hear a distinct HISSSSS? When sleeping, to you have to adjust them so as to avoid setting your sheets on fire? When you stand on a sidewalk, do homeless people huddle around your pants to get warm? Do you use them to keep your house heated? Do you use your junk to power your local steel mill? Do scientists consider your junk a volcanic site? Are you forbidden from ever swimming in the ocean, for fear of BOILING THE SEA?
Check all that apply.
So, I got a Raw Shotgun
I was hungry, so I ate it.
It tasted pretty good. Should have cooked it though.
I have a text file full of quotes from November.
Post by: Cheddarius on February 11, 2010, 07:00:58 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on February 16, 2010, 10:33:20 pm
The march of our soldiers' feet will make the earth shake! When we raise our shields you will not be able to see the ground for a mile in any direction!The striking of our shields will be so loud that your glassware will crack and perhaps shatter! When we have finished with our latrine, your home will be a swamp of sewage! Your grass will grow so greenly that it will disturb your sensibilities when you gaze upon it the following summer!WE WILL BRING WAR TO YOU!!!!!!*choke, cough*
Post by: Jackrabbit on February 16, 2010, 11:05:26 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on February 16, 2010, 11:17:04 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on February 16, 2010, 11:26:34 pm
Well, this (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=18971) is weird.
Don't remind me. :-P
Post by: The Architect on February 17, 2010, 12:35:05 am
We will eventually have a colony on the moon. Why?
Scientific willy-waving.
"We got here first because we have a giganticpenisresearch grant!"
Dwarf Fortress: where blunders never cease.
I had another great one but I can't remember what it was, so I can't look it up. Will post more later I'm sure.
Post by: Jackrabbit on February 18, 2010, 01:56:40 am
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Post by: ToonyMan on February 18, 2010, 04:08:32 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on February 18, 2010, 06:17:15 pm
EDIT: Okay, it's gone. Never mind.
Post by: Pandarsenic on February 26, 2010, 07:09:14 pm
Man, you guys are acting like I'd be going "Sex! Ugh! What a horrid exercise in futility! I would only ever do that if there were some way it'd help me sleep better".
Post by: Archangel on February 28, 2010, 03:41:37 am
There's about 25 of the fuckers and the three sarge killed were at point blank range - it's got to be zombies or a bunch of really dumb terrorists with knives.
I find a secret society of sewing ladies bent on destroying all vampires so much more alluring.
I don't hear voices when i browse this forum.
I think that's a good thing.
Your name is not a magic word.
I AM A MIDTERM ROAWR
Sandals are hippie foot-clothing. Like elves. >:(Yes, elves are totally hippie foot clothing. The last time I wore elves, I was itchy for a week.
Those wacky Victorians had so many euphemisms for sex it's hard to form a sentence without using at least one or two of them.
The 6th sense of Imperial Guardsmen and Australians is the ability to detect chaos.
You really look like you're about to kill them all.
Post by: Vector on February 28, 2010, 04:26:21 am
Just putting these here for a while so that the bible quote is easily noticeable.There's about 25 of the fuckers and the three sarge killed were at point blank range - it's got to be zombies or a bunch of really dumb terrorists with knives.I find a secret society of sewing ladies bent on destroying all vampires so much more alluring.
... If it makes you feel better, I used to chew people out for that when I was about seven or so. My father would say "Oh, good lord," and then I said "DON'T TAKE THE LORD THY GOD'S NAME IN VAIN." It was profoundly awkward.
I'm not Christian, by the way. I just thought he was breaking the rules.
</derail>
Post by: Jackrabbit on February 28, 2010, 04:30:21 am
Yeah, when I was ten I was terrified to take his name in vain. Now I physically cannot bring myself not to do it.
Also, what's the meaning behind the sig, Archangel? Is it to make people feel bad, is it ironic? I want to make it clear I have no strong feelings about your sig apart from feeling interested.
Post by: The Architect on February 28, 2010, 04:40:51 am
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Post by: Archangel on February 28, 2010, 05:14:00 am
Obviously I could be wrong, but I just assumed you were pointing out a commandment that is lightly taken and even ignored in our time. Is that right?Something along those lines, although it wasn't as deep as that, more "Hey, I think I'll point out in my sig that saying 'Oh my god' when you're excited, and stuff like that, is in fact breaking a commandment."
Post by: Cheddarius on February 28, 2010, 11:39:31 am
Post by: Jreengus on February 28, 2010, 12:29:35 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on February 28, 2010, 10:31:59 pm
Post by: Archangel on March 01, 2010, 04:56:23 am
As for the commandments, they are actually really easy to obey.
Anyway, if you want to continue this discussion, start a new thread.
Post by: Cheddarius on March 01, 2010, 08:40:24 pm
So... any cool sigs? I've added quite a few to the OP since last time.
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on March 05, 2010, 09:47:45 pm
It was completely awesome and now I can't find it.
PM if you do. I probably won't check this thread again.
VICTORIOUS EDIT: YES woo-hoo I found it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNICT2en_U)
Post by: Archmage Ansrit on March 09, 2010, 06:49:41 pm
Spoilered for size
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Post by: Cheddarius on March 21, 2010, 12:28:53 pm
awwww
i was imagining something like how wagons expode when on the same map as an adventurer
"Oh crap!! Dwarves! Activate the exploding leather, boys!"
Post by: Spectre on March 22, 2010, 05:17:28 pm
Someone had a youtube link to a little music video of a looping (sort of) vocal segment that was like "Ah-ha-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha-aaa-ha-ha-haa-ah" and the video was a guy in a glass building doing an anime-style blue lightning explosion.
It was completely awesome and now I can't find it.
PM if you do. I probably won't check this thread again.
VICTORIOUS EDIT: YES woo-hoo I found it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNICT2en_U)
I just want to congratulate you on your awesomeness.
Post by: Criptfeind on March 22, 2010, 09:17:07 pm
DAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUU CRIPTFEIND!!
Cryptfiend, Gangster Demon Of The Mausoleum
Personally, I prefer the name Mt. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawhump, after its late discoverer.
growing mold and making Lego robots does not, in fact, qualify you to be a rodent neurologist.
I'd post a perfect rebuttal to any claims that DF is evil but I am too busy harvesting the bones of merman infants.
I know, right? Who doesn't walk around in full plate armor from hair to soles in this day and age?Or legs. Or arms. Or neck.he's got chain mailThen aim for the head.
Really, this guy's just begging to be stabbed.
overnight, every game I'm involved in decided to encounter hallucinogenic mushrooms.
I love you guys.
Paradoxes are against the rules.
HAHAHAHADAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN YOOOOOUUUU CRIPTFEIND!!
YesI say throw molotovs at every buildingYou mean the places that our friends and family depend upon to live?
Oh my gosh, that sounds like a genius plan. All glory to Criptfiend.
COMMUNIST WORM GATHERS MANY FOODS FOR GOOD OF STATE.
The spider has more than enough organ liquefying venom for EVERYBODY!!
This isn't a game, there seems to have been an error when I tried to post the game.>format c>Core dump to segfault!Generate New World.Alt+f4 out of iterror>Run diagnosis.
Goddamn criptfeind son of a bitch.
I don't want to tear apart a family.
So take its entire family.
You are a genius! We shall do it!
And THAT is what you get when you mail babies intead of picking them up at the hospital.The convenience is worth it, though. So very much.
Cheddarius: The bane of everyone.
Post by: Cheddarius on March 22, 2010, 10:27:39 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on March 24, 2010, 01:10:21 am
The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?You misspelled 'hilarious'
Post by: Jackrabbit on March 24, 2010, 01:13:20 am
Also you sigg'd it wrong.
Post by: Itnetlolor on April 06, 2010, 12:10:15 am
... :looks up:
YAY! Thread's been necro'd!
Post by: Cheddarius on April 06, 2010, 09:02:38 am
Wooo necro
Although in all fairness, I guess the main point of the thread doesn't rely on being alive...
Post by: Criptfeind on April 07, 2010, 12:45:57 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on April 07, 2010, 08:02:58 pm
Post by: Tarran on April 07, 2010, 08:13:12 pm
I just turned my dwarves into walking faint yellow diamonds.This was one of my favorites, but everyone needs variety.
All sanity is lost.
I'm obviously the most epic goblin around here... But that's probably not what you were referring to.This was my first, you have to admit that you chuckled at least a little bit.
Post by: Criptfeind on April 09, 2010, 12:30:22 pm
Haha, nice.The funny thing was that that thread was funner then the actual game.
Post by: Pandarsenic on April 14, 2010, 05:14:07 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on April 19, 2010, 01:12:25 pm
I might as well go on and add my stuff.
Quote
All convection is fucked right now. Should be better in the next version. This is basically the same thing that makes water melt you.Sanity isn't recommended for DF players.Quote from: Duke 2.0"..."
"Alright, look, I'm just cutting out the middle man here. You don't need to water the fields because the fields are water."
"I suppose that makes sense. But..."
"What?"
"Well, uh, can we apply the old saying here?"
"No Olon, applying magma won't work here."Oh plump helmet man
Omnomnomnomnomnomnom
NOMnomnomNOM NOMMMMUstxu Iceraped the Frigid Crystal of Slaughter was a glacier titan. It was the only one of its kind. A gigantic feathered carp composed of crystal glass. It has five mouths full of treacherous teeth, enormous clear wings, and ferocious blue eyes. Beware its icy breath! Ustxu was associated with oceans, glaciers, boats, and murder.My salutations to you LordSlowPoke, you have proven yourself to be a real dwarf, by nuking hell with cats, impaling demons with balista arrows and crushing them catapults. Armok would be proud.CURRENT NEWS: LordSlowpoke again no doubt busily defacing all of my greatest works, perverting all that is good, slaughtering little dwarf babies, kicking puppies etc.And has anyone else really looked at this new forgotten beast? First cave cows, then goblin fetishists, now we're being attacked by a huge naked black dude with intestinal problems.or you selected a City that is at war in the city you got spawned in , but the game screws up and spawns you right into the city you spawn inthough I can tell you I have a hunger which can only be sated via the thoracic cavity of a three year old.Keep it. You just made a fuckin' Magic Missile Barrel.
Seriously. A barrel made of magic missile.
Is that not the most awesomely awesome thing ever?YES.Set Fire Irons to 4, return to main game, examine for differences, then return to the pause menu before we do anything stupid. Again.Are you sure you want to prepare two additional consecutive Fire Irons?Then you suck.
Post by: Cheddarius on April 19, 2010, 06:42:04 pm
Post by: ToonyMan on April 20, 2010, 05:51:08 pm
Duke: Hehe, "I want you to engrave this cheese on the air itself."
ToonyMan: soon all the air around our fort will be of cheese!!!
Duke: Why didn't we think of this before?
This is great.
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 21, 2010, 03:30:31 am
This is in fact Acanthus we're talking about. Logic has no effect on him anyway.;D
Post by: Pridain on May 15, 2010, 11:49:56 am
Hot damn, I've got someone whose labor is:
Lead Dodge Demonstration.
And yes, the recruit under him has "watch Dodging demonstration."
Still dunno how to choose which demonstration he does.
The question is, how are you supposed to demonstrate Dodge by yourself? :P
Urist McTeacher: Now watch, me student, as I show yer how ta dodge. I takes me knife and I tosses it upwards, pointy-like.
*McTeacher steps to the side, the knife thuds off the stones near his foot*
McTeacher: There ya go, laddie. I've got little patience and less caution, so that's it for yer lesson. How's about you try it now?
*McStudent appears less than eager, but tries. The knife embeds into his foot*
McTeacher: Oosh, that's not what I been showing ya. Lacking somewhat in focus, are yer? Nothing like a blade through your tarsals to get yer attention. Off to the hospital ward with ya now, and be taking this bucket with you, ifn yer think you might want sommat to drink afore you're well again.
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 20, 2010, 06:29:32 pm
I had no idea I was there.
Post by: maxicaxi on June 14, 2010, 02:16:48 pm
Spoiler: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS (click to show/hide)
Is there any chance we could see the contents of his notebook? Hell, if he caught us, we could just go "AHAHAHA well I was curious and since I daren't perform SCIENCE! this is the most I'll be satsifying my curiosity about anything for some time. HA. HA."
Though hopefully in a more convincing manner.
CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARBUCKSBake a barrel roll!
Post by: Deimos56 on June 29, 2010, 05:57:32 pm
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Post by: darkrider2 on July 19, 2010, 08:24:30 pm
Now spoilered for hugeness.
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Post by: Criptfeind on July 19, 2010, 08:27:12 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 27, 2010, 08:11:11 pm
Hey! I'm in Cheddarius' full sig! :D
Post by: Creamcorn on August 27, 2010, 08:47:47 pm
Post by: Evergod41 on September 08, 2010, 08:32:41 pm
Oh, and sorry for bumping this but I think that it was the best of my possible actions...
However, if the owner has a tomb, the owner's clothes remain his, because the dwarves expect you to bury them with him.... and so they put him in his tomb, and scatter his possessions about on the floor of that room. :/
"Child snatcher, child snatcher, Urist gave him a leg fracture!"
No, they'd just dig up our cartoons.They would find our DNA and resurrect us, because clearly we are the superior race.No no. Lets carve a planet to be a face. Pluto should look like Pluto from Mickey Mouse. We can make Mars into the Roman Mars/ Greek Ares.Can you imagine what some alien race finding our solar system would think if we did that and then got wiped out?
You wake up and... Well you're thirsty. You decide that taking something from the refrigerator would be far too uncomplicated and tedious. Instead you grab your shiny new keys and go to the farthest coffee shop in town. You order half the menu and wait impatiently for your plethora of drinks to arrive.
After several minutes the waiter comes back with a few of your drinks, you down them instantly. You wonder why you're still thirsty. You pay the waiter to keep your table reserved, and also pay him to keep bringing your orders out while you go for a walk.
You jog outside and scream "MINE IS THE SUIT THAT SHALL BE MADE OF LACE!!!" and begin sprinting towards the nearest suit shop. You see no suits that mesmerize you, and scream "DRINK OF UNSLEEP!!!" and sprint back to the coffee shop, downing all of the drinks the waiter brought out to your table. He informs you that there is still a lot of drinks left, and says he'll continue holding your table and orders for you.
Hobo: Baaaaaaaaaah....
Man: Hey, why are you sweating on me and going Baaaaaaah?
Hobo: Oh, sorry. This is just how I meet people.
Post by: Nivim on November 20, 2010, 09:46:00 pm
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Post by: Zrk2 on November 21, 2010, 12:14:28 am
Post by: ein on November 21, 2010, 02:14:48 am
Quotes:
Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
〜 C.S. Lewis
Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
〜 C.S. Lewis
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
〜 Ezekiel 25:17
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Post by: Jackrabbit on November 21, 2010, 04:02:37 am
Post by: fqllve on November 21, 2010, 04:09:47 am
Post by: ToonyMan on November 21, 2010, 04:20:03 am
Quote
Toony: 10% of people think you're the sexiest man in the world
The Blind People: This is a distressing statistic
Post by: Demonic Spoon on December 04, 2010, 12:09:59 am
Well apparently everyone in this thread is HITLER so we're not going to get any ADORABLE little pets that might or might not eat souls.my dream is that twoota readers build up an unnatural fear of hollow rectangles that follows them for the rest of their livesIsn't this every creator's dream? To haunt the minds of everyone they have ever touched well beyond reason?
I still remember the day I decided to carve fortifications in the magma pipe to shoot the imps...
"For Armok hungered such for the world that He gave His fiery blood, so that whosoever should drink of it should no- OH GOD MAGMA IT BURNS"
~The Gospel of Our Lord Cacame According to Urist, 3:16
Remember kids: Shooting people is always the answer, if you do it elegantly.
Unrelated, I dreamed about AG last night.
more specifically, that holo display.
when ag goes to sleep
he dreams about YOU
Anyway, you mind clarifying a few things so we don't have to keep arguing?
1: Are AG's creators human?
2: Was the orb made by humans?
3: Are we in the Messier 81 galaxy or are we in the Milky Way galaxy?
Scruffles has multiple personality disorder and every character is one aspect of his fractured psyche battling for control of his mind. The real Scruffles is a blind platypus named Doug who has been confined to a wheelchair his entire life.
It would be like having your body infected by suicide bombers.
White blood cell: "Stop right there miscreant we'll have none of this rampant eating! Prepare to be lysed immediately!"
Cell with suicide sacs: "Ahh, No! Fight on my brothers! Live for me!"
*Lysosome vacuoles explode*
White blood cell: "Curse you! I can no longer contain my cytoplasm! I'm meelllting..."
*Wreckage eaten by other Suicide cells*
Also, to cage a dwarf, use a GCS. Prisoners are released eventually, but GCS never forget.
web shooting FB's are bugged and currently don't shoot webs. :(Forgotten Beast: What? Who said that? Who told you my webs won't shoot? Was it my ex wife? That bitch. Listen, baby, my webs work just fine, why don't you come on down to my cavern and I'll show you what I can do with my webs, hehe.
what is it that makes PHM so interesting? I've yet to see any other sort of -men thread like this one. I am playing advocate of the HFS though, I've always loved the idea of mushroom-folk.Imagine if Americans found a sentient race that was made out of cheeseburgers.
Post by: TolyK on January 17, 2011, 04:17:49 pm
Post by: Terrahex on February 28, 2011, 08:36:24 pm
Post by: TolyK on March 01, 2011, 07:22:26 am
i will update mine soon. this is a reminder 4 methank you for reminding.
I had forgotten about this :P
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on March 08, 2011, 10:25:30 pm
Final ThoughtsThis was great, I always thought this is what a secession game should be. I've let absolutely everyone of importance die, I'm trapped with no less than four unearthly killing machines, half the population are children, and to top it all off, I won for the day. I lived and now the insanity belongs to someone else.
Quote from: Bryan Derksen
I must make a note to buy some cats from traders at the next opportunity and see if I can chain up a breeding pair someplace clean. Having kittens wandering the hallways will be a good way of identifying patches of paralytic poison that still need to be taken care of.
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt
....I think Dwarf Fortress may be putting us all into the mindset of being a Greek God.
Just out of interesting, what's the Republican party line on tax evasion? A google search didn't reveal anything other than a load of Republicans accused of tax evasion.
I just need to remember that that's just a representation, and the actual Vriska looks like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and the Moon.
I could barely understand him after the 6 minute mark and yet I was still inspired enough to drop kick a bear through my neighbor's house.
There are so many ways to bake the perfect igneous dessert, it's hard to know where to begin! You could make a cake by pouring delicious red velvet batter over the nuts you managed to trap in the chamber, then flash cool it with water; or you could build suspended pumps and mix the two in the air for a light, fluffy cube of black glass death, draped over the now-pulverized corpse in the room below.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on March 09, 2011, 05:45:35 am
Wait, our Tenshi is going around killing people?
I'm not sure, but I think I approve.
Wait, the Merchant of Menace is a book, that causes insanity?!? Excuse me while I go read her/it....
Yes, I'm that vain ¬_¬
Post by: Darvi on March 09, 2011, 05:58:17 am
But why meeeee! T_TWait, our Tenshi is going around killing people?
I'm not sure, but I think I approve.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on March 09, 2011, 05:59:06 am
Post by: Darvi on March 09, 2011, 06:02:09 am
And my sig still isn't finished >_>
Edit: oh hey now I got something.
When life gives you lemons, you learn goddamn necromancy instead. Screw lemons.
"When life gives you lemons, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
All this talk about lemons and yet no mention of using them as a anti antiperspirant.
When life gives you lemons, terminate them with extreme prejudice. Slicing will do.
Fucking lemons, how do they work?
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on March 09, 2011, 06:19:53 am
Post by: TolyK on March 10, 2011, 12:02:26 pm
That wasn't fair, you had a lightsaber and earthquakes, and all I had were knives and an apron.same here.
And my sig still isn't finished >_>
Don't worry. Someday I'll say something for you to sig >^w^<I'm waiting for that.
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on March 10, 2011, 12:12:29 pm
Post by: Ochita on March 10, 2011, 12:36:05 pm
^What Ochita said^
I'm just popping in to say, this is silly and I love that you actually did it.
I am busy doing public policy and enjoying my multi-sexual status
Yeah that's right
Public policy you and me any day
Post by: Keita on March 17, 2011, 08:53:06 am
Post by: Itnetlolor on March 18, 2011, 12:10:00 pm
Original Sig Preserve
Spoiler: For when I am broadcasting (click to show/hide)
My Collection (About me):
Wow Itnetlolor, I think that is the first time I have seen clever bot be the one who is frustrated.
You, sir, are a horrible, unfeeling monster that all that is right and good in this world should be dedicated to snuffing out for the sake of all living things.
Never change.
Itnetlolor, I believe you just won the thread by saying that "sometimes I contradict myself" while arguing with your own post
Bay-12 in General:
Is this trolling or did everyone on Bay12 suddenly turn into the CSI Miami computer technicians? D:
Spoiler: Complete Quote for context and posterity (click to show/hide)
Bay12 Users: More disturbing than China.
BREAKING NEWS
ASTRONOMERS REPORT NEW CELESTIAL OBJECT CALLED "THE POINT" HAS JUST FLOWN PAST THE MOON AND WILL BE OUTSIDE THE SOLAR SYSTEM BY TUESDAY
DF-Related:
Punisher and The Stud are together, which is awesome in ways I can't even describe. Their kids wont be the fastest dwarves on the block but everything else is pretty much guaranteed to be godly. Picture if you will a walking muscle with a beard who could block a spear with his face.
Game-related:
-Amnesia-
-Super Meat Boy-Well, the storage is unnaturally dark, and don't get me started on the next area's darkness...Does it believe in a thing called love? Do I just have to listen to the rhythm of my heart? Is there's a chance I could make it now? Or will I be rocking 'til the sun goes down? I believe in a thing called love. (http://youtu.be/sRYNYb30nxU)
It doesn't help that I'm dieing like mad in a pink cheerful wonderland of sawblades, bullets, langoliers, and pepto bismol that kills.-X-COM-
Most everything in X-COM Genesis Evangelion -- A Poorly Thought-Out X-COM LP! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=82989.0) is quotable or sigworthy
-Space Station 13-
Guys, for future reference? When you have a closed firelock and a crowbar, don't break the flipping windows instead.(Yeah. That was me. Duh... :P)
OTHER:
"Today's culture has been aging like milk lately. It started off sweet, then went sour, then bitter, and then after a short process, turned cheesy."
EDIT:
Some of the quotes I made myself being recorded is because they still get me even looking back at them much later.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 07, 2011, 11:17:33 pm
This thread isn't really viable anymore. I'd appreciate it if people would consult the forum guidelines. I don't care what sort of nonsense you are confronted with -- if you can't be civil, the thread isn't going to make it. On the other hand, I am mindful of people trying to shut discussions like this down, and if I become convinced that somebody is trolling as similar discussions continue throughout the forum, they'll be gone.
I'd also appreciate it if the popcorn people would refrain, forever, from making posts like that in any thread. It further sours the atmosphere and makes moderating the forum more difficult.
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 07, 2011, 11:20:54 pm
It's better to have one necro'd thread instead of 50 threads for one topic.
Post by: ein on April 17, 2011, 03:17:33 am
(http://i.imgur.com/XvCQu.png)
Reimu wants you to donate money to Acanthus's Shrine~~
I spent half a minute staring at ein's avatar.
I swear to god that thing creeps the fuck out of me.
...
CREEPY DOLL IS STARING INTO MY SOUL
CREEPY DOLL JUST INSULTED ME
@ein: Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
ROCKET POWERED TITS
THEY WILL DISTRACT ALL MEN AND LESBIANS AT MACH 5 SPEEDS
WHAT NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
...
Ein, that is some fucked up shit.
fuuuuck
Ein posted a picture in the happy thread.
This should be synonymous with "Roll for SAN loss, biatch!"
I'll do what Ein tells me to do because Ein's avatar is scarily hypnotic.
I know that if I give anything else, I'll be violated by a doll in my sleep.
>_> <_<
Spare me pl0x
Damn it, ein, you're worse than Alice.
*runs away*
...
Is that a bad thing?
OHGOD/DOLLS
Yes, I'd recommend being afraid.(http://www.jwelford.demon.co.uk/brainwaremap/pictures/stress.jpg)
SO VERY/AFRAID
Should I be flattered?
I... I have a shrine now.
Wow. That's really something.
Excuse me, I need to go think about... stuff.
Well I, for one, am relieved. We all knew ein was stalking one of us, ready to sacrifice her victim to an ancient god, and now only Acanthus need look over he's shoulder. I can go back to sleeping at night.
I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS
I DIED FOR YOUR SINS
...
Ein, if I'm to have a shrine, give me a goddamn shrine maiden or something.
It's the least I deserve after being stalked by your dark servants from beyond the rim of time, space, logic and plain old common sense.
Oh god, you guys are awesome.
You always somehow manage to put a smile on my face.
Since Ein's going to haunt me for the rest of my days, can you still find it in your heart to put a 9mm in the back of my head?
PLEASE THE DOLLS ARE STARING AT ME
Unholy shrine is unholy.
Un/Holy
Never.
➅／➅
Now you're hanging her upside down?!
YOU MONSTER.
You know my feelings on that pagan abomination you call a signature.
IA IA
EIN FHTAGN
...
Is it just me or does that doll have a really big set of knockers?
Silicone, actually.
Why the hell would you need to give a barbie doll silicone boobs?
It's not like...
OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES NOOOOOOOAAACK
/me weeps for his poor, poor shattered sanity/innocence/humanity
weepy/eggman
Also, someone cheered me up today with... stuff. Really nice stuff. Mmm.
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOO
why must you wound me sooooooooo
(disclaimer: I am not responsible for any souls stolen from looking closer at a doll's face).
Fffuuuuuuuuu-
Acanthus117 has become ein's mindless thrall.
If I remember correctly, some species of lizard actually have two penises.
10/10
Holy fuck on a stick.
Ein, you blew my mind so hard I think it exploded.
...
Waitaminute where did you find this out??
...
Whether I'd even want to know is a better question, isn't it?
Mind/Fuck
Acanthus = Two Penises
Two Penises = Lizard
Therefore, Acanthus = Lizard
Acanthus = Intelligent Being
Intelligent Being + Lizard = Argonian.
Therefore, Acanthus = Argonian.
Awesome.
6/10
Lord can you just kill me now?!?!
10/10
I AM NOT FUCKING A LIZARDMAN!!!
Oh you.
Stop mocking us neckbeardy FPS-addicts! ;-;
Your cruel cruel words cut deep into my soft, sensitive skin, ein. Have you no soul?!
Heliman you are my god and I think I will dedicate a shrine to you.
Ein's already got one. If I don't give her a monthly sacrifice of a dozen innocent souls, she'll turn me into a shoggoth.
Ein, you once more assume the role as an eldritch patron goddess, giving me knowledge fell and terrible. I salute thee, thou Hawaiian Elder Goddess of macabre knowledge and that which should not be known to mortal men. Without you, I would have never been able to access such terrifying new vistas of alien comprehension. You are truly a generous benefactor.
Ia! Ia! Ein! She with the Thousand Dolls!
/me cavorts and dances under a squamous, alien sky, gibbering terrible prayers in a tongue unspoken by sane men for unknown aeons.
Apparently, the cuttle in cuttlefish comes from a Norwegian word meaning testicle.
Testiclefish.
I was just eating sometesticlecuttlefish chips right now, ein!
Bdsoivchsueoh
The Goddess speaks!
Do not fear, brothers. I shall try and divine the Great Mother's cryptic prophecies with the tome She has granted us.
...
Ȋ̖̣ͧ̒̚A̡̜̜͚̳͆̇̿̌͐͢ ͯ͌̆͛͌̾̍͗̚҉͏̥̲͞I̱̣̻̬̤ͣ̋͋͗̊ͨ̕A̢̯̗̐͑ͥ͠ͅ ̛̹͋̎͝E͚͓̱̰͇͔̰̗͍͒̾ͮ̒̃Ī̛͍̟ͯ͛ͯ̋͠Ṉ̶̦̹̬̲̙͙̖ͬ̋̅
̧̬̼͚ͯ̽̾
̨̼̙ͤͨ́S̭̟̠̳̺̹̲̖ͥ̀H̜̥̜̓̈́ͬĘ̶̹̩̤͖͖̗ͨ ̨̪͓͚̳͇̗̹̹͔̆ͬ͋̏ͭ̓͠W̨̡̩̭͛ͩ͛̏ͦ̋̎ͅI̛͔͖̯̝̬̭ͮ̾͒T̟̫͈̺̓͒ͨ͠ͅH̷̗̙̩̔ͭ̅̌́̇́ ̱̠̮̤͔̲ͩ͌ͩ̆̄̌T̓̇͑͛ͥ̒̍ͧ̇͏̞̤̫̱͇ͅH̢̨͎̦̙̖̲̾̀ͦ͂̎ͪ̀̋͒͡E̡͎͎̼̖̯̝̞̩̓͛̾ͣ̔͠ ̯̺̼̬̞̟̲̞̠̀̍̿̅ͦͣ̚͞͞T̨̘̎͗ͥ͌̑̋͛̑͡H̵̠͇̭̝̘̻̠̿̀Ỏ͓̰̦̼̭̣̟̎̅͛̽͆̾̑́́U͕͉̘̓ͤ̋ͮ͂̅́͡Sͬ͆ͭ̔̎ͬ̊͡͏̜̼̟̺̟̺A̵͈̰̣̦̳̘ͩ̅̕͢N̨͚̋ͯ̄ͯ͗͂̄͞D̡̝̭͖̱̬̯̝͙͕͌̇̌̇͌̑͜͡ ̸͎̖͍̼̭̉́D̸͈̫̙̦̺͖̖ͪͦ͛̊͟O̱̻̲͓̻̰͒ͭͮ̏̇ͤ̅ͤ͞L̳̍ͬͭ̀̊ͣ̋ͬ̾͜͠Ḷ̟͔̋ͮͥͪ̒ͤṠ̛̯̱͈ͣ̇͢
͕̰͕͇͎͋ͫ͛̀
̛̖̥͖̦̞̻̥̒̾̄̽̊̽̚͘͡ͅS̷̴̳ͧ̔̀͜H̜̗̳̟̹̟̦̲́̌ͪ͂͘͢Ĕ͔͈̳̼̞̉͌̈́͒͆ͣ̐̉͞͠ ̭̻̆͘Cͤ̃͟͏͉O̢̱͕̩͙ͤͥ̔Mͩ͐́҉̭̲͍ͅȄ̛͕͔̩̻̳͌͆͑̽͟ͅS̯̪͖͖̄̎́ͧ̂͂̅̎
11/1 for sad!Reimu.
*clicks*
OHMYGOD
IT"S NOT YOUR EYES
IT"S YOUR ELDRITCH DEMIPLANE FROM WHICH YOU SPAWN YOUR COLLECTIVE EIN-SPAWNS
AND THE PICTURE IS THE PORTAL
ASfksdhfkld
It's true. She stole my heart, but not in a romantic fashion. No, she came in the night, with a knife, two rubber ducks, a crate of pencils and several metric tons of Nutella.I already own it anyway.No Ein, you own his heart. In a jar.
the dolls
they return
I missed them in the same way when one would miss a screaming eldritch abomination waking you up at 2:00 in the morning just so s/he can forcibly shove twelve bottles of Tabasco sauce up your nostrils.
That is to say, not very much.
*squints*
Oh sweet mother of fuck what is that avatar
...
At least you show dedication to your craft.
But honestly, I think dolls are creepy.
*squints, then closes spoiler slowly*
Agh, the eyeless face thing was...
/me claws own eyes out, letting out a high-pitched squeal of horror.
*clicks the spoiler*
Fuck you ein.
fuck you with a rubber duck
/me distributes hugs to eggman/me is hugged. He is never seen again.
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 17, 2011, 03:19:29 am
Post by: Angel Of Death on April 17, 2011, 03:20:40 am
Should I be flattered?No, you should be afraid.
VERY, VERY AFRAID.
Post by: Ochita on April 17, 2011, 03:21:07 am
Should I be flattered?They are all about YOUUUUUU~~~
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 17, 2011, 03:22:27 am
Wow. That's really something.
Excuse me, I need to go think about... stuff.
Post by: TolyK on April 17, 2011, 03:23:40 am
i need to do that to adwarf or someone.
:P
Post by: ein on April 17, 2011, 03:24:40 am
But it would break the post character limit. :b
Post by: Ochita on April 17, 2011, 03:25:55 am
Post by: ein on April 17, 2011, 03:30:59 am
I have no business in your affairs.
Post by: Max White on April 17, 2011, 03:34:39 am
Post by: TolyK on April 17, 2011, 03:35:52 am
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 17, 2011, 03:37:07 am
Well I, for one, am relieved. We all knew ein was stalking one of us, ready to sacrifice her victim to an ancient god, and now only Acanthus need look over he's shoulder. I can go back to sleeping at night.
I DID THIS FOR YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL BASTARDS
I DIED FOR YOUR SINS
...
Ein, if I'm to have a shrine, give me a goddamn shrine maiden or something.
It's the least I deserve after being stalked by your dark servants from beyond the rim of time, space, logic and plain old common sense.
Post by: Max White on April 17, 2011, 03:38:24 am
your avatar...
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Mine? I thought everybody had seen it by now.
Ein, if I'm to have a shrine, give me a goddamn shrine maiden or something.I can do that! I've got arm pits and everything!
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 17, 2011, 03:39:45 am
It's got milk all over it.
Post by: Realmfighter on April 17, 2011, 03:32:16 pm
YouxRealmfighter.
I have no business in your affairs.
Not having any Business does not automatically remove you from involvement.
Post by: ein on April 17, 2011, 03:44:49 pm
Post by: Darvi on April 17, 2011, 03:46:23 pm
Post by: Scaraban on April 17, 2011, 03:54:46 pm
As for its message, in all sincerity its main message seems to be "don't fuck with Poseidon", with an additional subtext about golddiggers getting what's coming to them.
It's the last point that stopped me from digging myself a man-sized rabbit hole. Sort of like Yoda's hangout, but underground.
You can't really do it in your back garden, and the best place to do it is in the local woodlands. But if it collapses, you will never be found.
What's that film called, about the blonde 12 year ok'd that gets murdered by that paedo in glasses, then watches over her family from heaven as he begins to target her little sister?
Talk to the paedo. He made a pretty cool underground hangout.
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 06, 2011, 04:41:38 am
Why must you twist my words against me, Ein?!
Post by: ein on May 06, 2011, 04:47:14 am
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 06, 2011, 04:54:07 am
I DO IT BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!
Those feelings.
they are reciprocated
/mostlyjoking
You're a cool guy, ein.
NEVER FUCKING CHANGE, EVER
Post by: Vorthon on May 07, 2011, 05:15:57 am
Edit: And so starts my glorious hoard of quotes:
I use turkeys to test my traps, which has left me with about 500 disabled turkeys, shitting out more turkeys. When the goblins come, they'll be devoured by the crippled turkey swarm.
The rookie ghost really gets into the spirit of being a vigilante. The zombie has seen too many good cops un-die, and has a rotten sense of humour as a result.I'm definitely looking forward to having a dwarf's zombie and ghost get into fights, and/or team up and become a wacky crime-fighting duo.
But... which one's the brains of the operation?
><
Don't take this too far, there could be some adaption decay.
You're not taking into account human stupidity. :PWhy your right! If I plug these new figures in... Dear god, it's horrible!
We are the Dworfs. Existence, as you know it, is over. We will add your geological and mechanical distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.
Lost my best character yet. Got to late lair, got a bit scared of all the elephants. Let's check the wiki for information on the branches I found. Apparently Shoals don't have hiding places and have enemies that have advantages in water. I'd rather not... Slime Pits are the uber-hard branch. Even I know that. Don't need wiki for that. Sooo...Swamp is the poison branch I keep hearing about? Heard that it's easy as hell if you have poison resistance. But I don't. Meh. Let's just do Orc. What the hell? The level is one small room? and this one too? And this one? And this one? Oh, finally, this level is actually normal-sized. Orc warrior *sticky flame* Meh, easy. Wizard and cleric *fireball OHKO* meh, easy. What is this? Uber-wizard? It shouldn't be too tou-OH GOD DEMONS EVERYWHERE! OUT OF TELEPORT! FUUUUUUUUUUUU-! QUICK, POTION OF SPEED! RUN, RUN, RU-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!
Dear Urists McMilitary,
I had time to compose a letter to 'Beardpain' the troll while you were beating on him.
You are still beating on him.
Seriously, injuries that you guys have caused have healed. While you are attacking him.
For Armok's sake, he's unconscious on a ledge. There are three of you. Someone shove him off into the water, or grab a rock or something.
-The overseer, who could pump magma up to deal with him faster than you guys are.
Vorthon...your avatar.....it's so hypnotic....It also explains catsplosions....
The fucking penguin avatars in the mafia board. WHY??? *Sobs*The penguin mafia would like a word with your kneecaps.
Mixing up what order gears are placed in when linking levers and bridges.
Instead of putting a legendary gear in the middle of my dining hall, I put it on the bridge that dumps things into lava, where no one will see it.
well, no one who'll have any time to appreciate it.....
Oh my, what a lovely geAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH *splash*
Bones. In my Bacon.Do the bones taste like bacon? If so, do the manly thing and CHEW HARDER. :P
I'm enjoying a tasty sandwich when suddenly I'm biting down on something solid completely unexpectedly.
WAAAGHtermelon?
Damn it, now someone's going to make the entire galaxyspin, as if...Dammit, now someone's going to make the entire world spin, as if....Damnit, don't talk about spinning like this. The way this conversation is going someone (probably me) is going to go mad scientist and create a spinning house on wheels. Stop tempting me!Dammit, don't talk about spinning beds. I'm sitting in a bed that has wheels, and the last thing I need is to send my laptop flying. Stop tempting me!Dammit, don't talking about spinning. I'm sitting in a chair that can spin, and the last thing I need is to get really, really dizzy. Stop tempting me!Damnit, don't talk about spinning chairs. I miss my spinning chair, and the last think I need is to put wheels on my bed and spin it. Stop tempting me!
Dammit, don't talk about spinning houses on wheels. Those might actually exist and you're making me want one. Stop tempting me!
Oh wait.
oh wait.
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 07, 2011, 07:31:10 pm
Posting to watch.
Post by: TolyK on May 09, 2011, 12:50:09 pm
doing this again :DPosting to watch.
Post by: Ghills on May 09, 2011, 09:44:26 pm
@IT 900 and Necro: Thanks! I quite enjoyedTo summarize:drawingscribbling it as well. I was snickering like hell while drawing the third dorf panel in particular. Call me mad if you want, but remember that you people can talk about weaponizing babies and laugh at the same time. :P
Also, new theory on how dorfs build walls (and possibly other things).Spoiler (click to show/hide)
They simply gaze at it with that thoughtless smile until it autonomously assembles itself. Even females wear that face all the time, so surely they can do it as well. Different kinds of thoughtless smiles would be required for different jobs, hence the still-remaining professions. Carpenterface, masonface, metalsmithface... You name it, the dorfs have someone who can do it! If the gaze itself fails, they just revert to smashing their chiseled visage into the resistant object, until satisfactory results are achieved.
They do an epic face. If that fails, the beat said object to death with their beard.
Post by: jetex1911 on June 07, 2011, 09:37:11 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: jetex1911 on June 09, 2011, 10:21:23 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Archangel on June 10, 2011, 02:20:09 am
Post by: noah22223 on June 15, 2011, 06:22:23 pm
I do believe it would be better if this thread lives, don't you think?
I will be starting a signature here.
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 08:29:51 am
I honestly think this thing needs to be stickied.
Post by: TolyK on June 28, 2011, 10:07:42 am
I honestly think this thing needs to be stickied.starting with you :P
Post by: Vorthon on June 28, 2011, 10:13:26 am
Post by: Trapezohedron on June 29, 2011, 10:23:40 am
Post by: jakeread1 on July 03, 2011, 07:16:05 am
Post by: Vorthon on July 03, 2011, 12:29:32 pm
Vorthon...your avatar.....it's so hypnotic....It also explains catsplosions....
And there's another quote for my quote hoard.
Post by: Jacob/Lee on July 04, 2011, 02:55:25 am
owait
:'(
Post by: Blargityblarg on July 24, 2011, 05:35:18 pm
Post by: optimumtact on July 25, 2011, 06:14:33 am
Someone had a youtube link to a little music video of a looping (sort of) vocal segment that was like "Ah-ha-ha-haa-ha-ha-ha-aaa-ha-ha-haa-ah" and the video was a guy in a glass building doing an anime-style blue lightning explosion.
It was completely awesome and now I can't find it.
PM if you do. I probably won't check this thread again.
VICTORIOUS EDIT: YES woo-hoo I found it! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCNICT2en_U)
I don't know if anyone ever pointed this out to you but it got 10,000 times better
Watch them in order
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m554vXiytY& (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m554vXiytY&)
and now the finale
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDczDkIeuXo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDczDkIeuXo)
Post by: dragonshardz on August 12, 2011, 07:17:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: applesauce machine on August 15, 2011, 03:20:17 pm
Let's start with these
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
OH HEY this seems like a good place to archive my avatars. They are in chronological order, as in the order I created them.
Spoiler: Personal Notes, (click to show/hide)
Update for no one in particular:
« Last Edit: Sunday of Sep. 16, 2012 - 08:35.56 pm by applesauce machine » NOT ANYMORE
« Last Edit: Monday of Jan. 12, 2015 - 03:28.59 am by applesauce machine » NOT ANYMORER
(note to self: http://signavatar.com/31197_v.gif)
Post by: ArKFallen on August 17, 2011, 09:57:15 pm
Spoiler: 2011 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 2012 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 2013 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 2014 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 2015 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 2016 (click to show/hide)
Post by: Crazy Cow on August 27, 2011, 01:25:32 am
Extended Signature (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg2569827#msg2569827)
MY STUFF
Post by: dragonshardz on August 27, 2011, 02:24:57 pm
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[url=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg2569827#msg2569827]BURN, SIGNATURE LIMIT! BURN![/url]That code will give you this: BURN, SIGNATURE LIMIT! BURN! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg2569827#msg2569827)
Post by: Crazy Cow on August 27, 2011, 02:41:20 pm
Post by: Lielac on September 08, 2011, 05:46:00 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Well, it's more like most of the dwarven mind and soul is a placeholder
Lost 7 of my 8 metalworkers to a single crab once. It sat happily under the magma smelter and took potshots at my metalworkers. Damn camper.
Quote from: Lolfail0009
People on these forums go from zero to murder at lightspeed.
Post by: Zrk2 on September 08, 2011, 09:10:31 pm
Also, SIG COUNT (For purely compensatory reasons): 2 :o
Post by: Flying Dice on September 08, 2011, 09:40:51 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ragnarok97071 on October 01, 2011, 11:52:43 am
Spoiler: I blow up EVERYTHING. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Funny Shit (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jacob/Lee on October 02, 2011, 03:49:21 pm
Spoiler: I whip my sig back and forth... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Other stuff I want to keep (click to show/hide)
Post by: Loud Whispers on October 03, 2011, 12:14:15 pm
Wait, I don't want to be stuck here D:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
*Loud Whispers has been encased in awesome forum sauce*
Post by: Ifeno on October 04, 2011, 09:28:13 am
Post by: Ifeno on October 12, 2011, 06:48:18 am
Post by: Teneb on October 20, 2011, 12:20:40 pm
Spoiler: A towering pillar of sigs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Mego on October 20, 2011, 10:11:39 pm
Spoiler: Warning: Contains madness (click to show/hide)
Post by: Trapezohedron on October 21, 2011, 10:32:40 am
Spoiler: Miscellaneous Links (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Signatures (click to show/hide)
Post by: Necro910 on October 21, 2011, 04:08:18 pm
Spoiler: UTILITY! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: QUOTES! (click to show/hide)
Post by: Azkanan on November 13, 2011, 04:11:57 pm
(http://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561198043406643.png) (http://steamprofile.com)
(Hosted images for Chronicles of Lsk'tsk were deleted :( )
(Hosted images for Chronicles of Lsk'tsk were deleted :( )
Quotes
Quote from: On the Subject of the Human Centipede's Streaming...
Lectorog: Alright, you've done it. You've made DF players leave something because it was too disgusting.
Lectorog: Or, rather, disturbing.
Memorabilia
Post by: G-Flex on November 23, 2011, 08:43:36 pm
EDIT: God dammit.
Post by: ArKFallen on November 23, 2011, 11:12:32 pm
Am I the only one who thinks we really need a thread to store signature text? Isn't General Discussion for, I don't know... discussion? This just seems really silly and content-free. If you need to host a bunch of text or links somewhere, can't you find another place? Or just not have gigantic signatures?While the thread itself has very little discussion it links to pretty interesting discussion content. I would know a lot less about the Bay12 forums if this thread didn't exist. It's like a nexus of all the faces of the forums, with links reaching from the top all the way down here.
Post by: Mego on November 24, 2011, 12:07:33 am
Post by: Orangebottle on November 26, 2011, 01:27:21 pm
Quote from: ToonyMan
I used Schrodinger's gun on you.
You're maybe dead.
Quote from: Kurtulmak
The last person to get in a flame-war with God was the Prince of Darkness. We all know what happened to him!
Wubas gonna wub.Everywubby wubs wubbing with Wubba.
wub
"Wubby just keeps going wub wub wub
We all wuv Wubby when wubbing with us
Wub wub, bake bake, wub wub" -Vector
Itwasprettyobvious.gifUse less inside jokes next time, you duh.No one will mind waiting months for the game to start like BYOR: Pand Edition.Sure, if you ignore the fact that you'll get tons of people eager to sign up but who don't want to play. Look what happened with SBYOR.
Thatsthejoke.jpg
You're not concerned about looking town because you're implying you're town, which is just what a scum would want me to think, unless that scum knew that I knew that he wanted me to think what I think, so I think I'll think about thinking another thought to out-think the thinking thinker that thinks he thought more than I thought.
I think.
you are a dick.
Yeah, you're a dick, NativeForeigner.
Quit being such a dick, you dick.
Maybe if you weren't such a dick you wouldn't be such a dick.
Quick! If you spout out some more cries of hypocrisy, people will jump on the nukewagon without bothering to read what you're saying.
Oh sorry, is that your lawn here?You're goddamn right this is my lawn. And you punk kids need to get off of it.
YO DAWG I HERD YOU DUN LIEK rvs SO I PUT caps IN YOUR caps SO YOU CAN ACT STUPID WHILE I ACCIDENTALLY YOUR LAWN.
6)WHAT. THE. FUCK. YOUR INTENTIONAL LACK OF RESPONSE? YOU SCUM BASTARD. YOU REPLY AT ONCE OR SO HELP ME GOD I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOUR CORPSE HAS BEEN RIPPED TO PIECES AND DISTRIBUTED TO ALL FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE.
C'est ne pas. You found (in your eyes) potential scum. You are also much more experienced, so hunting is easier for you than others.Do you know why hunting is easier for me than you?
If you want my suspicions, then. Nuke, and to a small extent Max White (guts.)
About policy voting: I see your reasoning now. :P It's incorrect, but logical.
BECAUSE I'M TRYING.
I'm not whoring out information that's already available. I'm interpreting it. I'm doing everything I told you you're not doing, you stupid moron.
Also, sorry for being an dick about Dariush, but come on. The guy taunted me! He is trying to get me angry! And nothing gets me angrier than someone trying to get me angry.Dariush uses TAUNT! It was SUPER EFFECTIVE!
Dariush: Org would be proud.
Ditto.
RosexJohn FOREVER
...
oh god what am i doing
noooooo
the shipping virus has infected meee
assimilate
ASSIMILATE
ASSIMILAAAAAAATE
Hey, it's completely her choice to advertise a forum for gore sex fiction about children's cartoon characters. That is totally her prerogative.
Do you mean to imply that because a topic is highly concerning, it is therefore also entertaining? I mean talking about the future of the gaming industry sounds a lot more fun than hostage negotiations, but if somebody was waving a gun in front of my face I would look towards the latter.
Basically the same thing, but instead of a gun it is a pony wang.
Wasted all that time and materials making him a cyborg when he had spare legs in his bracer the entire time! Talk about bad luck.
Truly, a greater battle of wills has never been seen on this Earth.Spoiler: Double Down Man versus the Men In Black (click to show/hide)
Got into a little debate with a religious relative. last two lines in the conversation?True enough.
Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome
Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"
Yes that has been a problem in my household, the miasma from the bodies are beginning to make me depressed.Getting a new cat tomorrow, not really much of a cat person but I really want a new pet.
Can't wait to have a godless killing machine patrolling my house and plotting my downfall :P
It'll take care of vermin and stockpile the corpses too!
Goddamnit Orangebottle. You really are part ninja.
Yo mamma is so smart she got two degrees
YOUR MOM IS A CLASSY LADY.
Yo mama so fat because she has an eating disorder and we should really be more sensitive about it!
You mumma's so <insert attribute> that she <insert inference>.
Your mother is ok.
Dear God, you're suggesting to destroy an entire city? What kind of monsters are you?!?The dwarven kind. I thought this was clear by now.
I wish to file a complaint with the management, as my role was clearly defective, and should still be under warranty.A new role has been shipped to you. It should arrive in 6-8 weeks. We apologize for the inconvenience you may have served to others.
OH GOD MY ORGASMS ARE HAVING ORGASMS.
That mosquito thing is definitely a bug.
Vector examines her surroundings.
There are exits NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
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DAVE: do not draw any additional squares
DAVE: do not draw any quadrilaterals or trapezoids or rectangles or fucking n-drangles and especially as fuck not any god damned rhombuses
DAVE: i dont want to see your lines making any right angles do you understand
KARKAT: IN MY MIND'S EYE I AM PICTURING A BEAUTIFUL LATTICE OF LINES AND COMPARTMENTS, INTERLOCKING WITH SUBLIME PRECISION AT NINETY DEGREE ANGLES.
KARKAT: I IMAGINE THIS MODULAR RETICULATION AS AN ELEGANT VESSEL, IF YOU WILL, FOR THE GRAND SYNTHESIS OF OUR SHARED SHIPPING DREAMS.
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KARKAT: MY LUSUS BROUGHT THINGS HOME THAT SMELLED MORE APPEALING THAN YOU.
KARKAT: IMPORTANT FACT: 100% OF WHAT HE BROUGHT HOME WAS EITHER A DEAD ANIMAL, OR LITERAL FECES.
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DAVE: karkat whoa man what are you doing
DAVE: why are you drawing all these human dicks
DAVE: how do you even know what they look like what have you been watching??
KARKAT: I'M NOT DRAWING THOSE!!!!!!!
KARKAT: YOU'RE MAKING ME DRAW THEM, STOP THAT.
DAVE: no way
DAVE: this book is now like
DAVE: our fight fueled ouija board of cock
KARKAT: ARGH... STOP!
KARKAT: DON'T
KARKAT: NO FUCK
KARKAT: OK NO
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE
KARKAT: YOU DREW THAT ONE!!!!
KARKAT: DON'T PRETEND YOU DIDN'T!
DAVE: are you sure man
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks
DAVE: was it you or me or maybe a ghoooost???
Quote from: Someone else
Jerk Kid who interrupted our session right in the middle of my initiative count: Are you guys playing Dungeons & Dragons?
DM: Yes, if you have a character sheet you can join us.
Jerk Kid: I'm a level 5 billion Luke Skywalker!
DM: I cast Just Die, a massively epic spell that kills you with no save or SR. But seeing as you have 5 billion levels of Jedi experience you should have known how to counter such an effect.
*Jerk Kid walks away, I even think he stuck his tongue out at my DM*
Me: I play d&d.
John: So, what level Dragon Master are you?
Me: High enough to cast Detect Idiot at will as a spell like ability, and you register with an overwhelming aura.
Quote from: Ravenshrike
Quote from: Ethelin"Well, is there a spell that lets you rape someone?"
How do you answer that?!
You answer yes. This is why Hold Person was created. You just know that some lonely wizard was trying to get some.
Quote from: A shark's thoughts
THIS LOOKS TASTY
SO YOU'RE NOT FOOD RIGHT
FOOD WHY DO YOU DO THIS
OH GOD I LOVE FOOD
HAVE YOU SEEN FOOD
CHOMP
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"If we could give people a magic hat that would create for them the exact RPG experience they'd always dreamed of, they'd complain about the color of the hat."
- [Name Redacted]
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"Cookie's making audio porn with the VO clips. She's turned Tali into the dirtiest cybernetic girl in the galaxy."
- JasonA
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Cookie: "So it's pronounced TAHL-ee ZOR-ah nar RAH-yah?"
ChrisL: "Bah WEEP gra-NAH weep nin-NI bong."
Post by: Mego on November 26, 2011, 03:16:38 pm
Post by: Mego on November 28, 2011, 07:34:52 pm
Am I the only one who thinks we really need a thread to store signature text? Isn't General Discussion for, I don't know... discussion? This just seems really silly and content-free. If you need to host a bunch of text or links somewhere, can't you find another place? Or just not have gigantic signatures?
I just re-read this post and realized that missing one word from the first sentence makes it hilariously contradictory. Sigging it now, for great justice.
Post by: G-Flex on November 28, 2011, 08:37:39 pm
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on November 29, 2011, 08:54:44 am
Also, does anyone even click the links leading to this place? The point of a signature is that it's a little snippet or an image that follows your post, this is like signing your name with a reference address where your name can be obtained.
Post by: Mego on November 29, 2011, 05:59:09 pm
Damnit, I was waiting to see how long it would take you to figure that out on your own :P
Also, does anyone even click the links leading to this place? The point of a signature is that it's a little snippet or an image that follows your post, this is like signing your name with a reference address where your name can be obtained.
No, this is a simple and elegant solution to a problem (limited space in signatures for such an epic community) that has been implemented across the interwebs.
Post by: SirAaronIII on November 29, 2011, 06:37:16 pm
Post by: Mego on November 29, 2011, 07:41:28 pm
Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.bagsie the necro shrine!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Mego on November 29, 2011, 08:17:31 pm
you aren't necro!Plus we get to make creepy shrines to people.bagsie the necro shrine!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm not making a shrine to you!
only necro can do magma in massive red letters and have the desired effect, it is lost on all others.
GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Nonono, that was my shrine to him.
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 30, 2011, 01:09:56 pm
Make a man a fire, you keep him warm for a day. Set a man on fire, you keep him warm for the rest of his life.
... It is as if a million voices cried out in pain, then were slowly silenced over the course of an hour by thousands of falling serrated glass disks.
The moral of the story is that love is even more dangerous than zombies.
Quote from: Oliolli link=topic=106429.msg3161487#msg3161487
Quote from: Loud Whispers link=topic=106429.msg3161434#msg3161434DEPLOY SAUSAGEWhen in doubt... Sausage.
Quote from: ledgekindred
you are now oneone ofoneof of usus us
A grammar hammerer! Run away!
Coined it!
HOW DO SIG =
First, you must travel up to the highest point of the Sigtower, it is there that you will meet the Sigmaster in his sacred shrine. He will demand that you brave three trials, each of which will test the overall quality of your very being. If you survive, you will then have to take his daughter's hand in marriage. The two of you will be required to bear a single child, and on that child's seventh birthday, you will offer him to the Sigmaster, so that he may be trained as the Sigmaster's successor, in order to ensure that this special ritual continues on for decades to come. Once you have done this, you will have earned the right to make a sig.
Or if you wanna be a cheater about it, you could just go onto Forum Profile under the MODIFY PROFILE tab, and paste it into the signature box.
DF: the game with a learning curve so steep, you could jump off and kill yourself.
"I'd rather have a bay12 any day than a thousand drafted forums."
~ Commander Genghis-Churchil-Alexander-Hannibal-Simo VII
"Spreadlord"?
Is that was qualifies as dwarven porn names?
Note that when these fine gentlemen suggest to kill the offenders, they do mean to use creative, i.e. non-military means.
WE COLONIZED HELL
NOW WE'RE TAKING OVER THE HUMANS
My WTF of the day is realizing bay12 was given an opportunity to discuss political and social issues regarding a bunch of half-naked women harassing Putin, but chose to continue their discussion of cheese graters and can openers instead....
BAY12 WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOONE
PROFECTI ERITIS TALIS CIVILIS ET IMMOTUS UT VOS ERRAMINI IN ITER PER HAEC FABULA.
Post by: Gizogin on December 09, 2011, 04:52:11 pm
It's kinda like the difference between reading books and comics, except that this book also punches you in the face while you read.
Quote from: franti
"Let's expose our military to zombie-dust so they can't feel pain. They don't NEED skin."
Quote from: Ipwnurmom221
One FB post. Many dick jokes. Pokemon. !!VOLCANO!!. Dwarven mood thingee. Derailment itself. Girlinhat's hat. Cuba. Karl Marx. This is why i love Bay12 forums.
Capture them and fire them at the gobbos out of a pressurized magma cannon, scattering them like cute, cuddly, fluffy napalm? Sounds good. Do they go out after 9 months like lignite or can they burn indefinitely?
I remember typing that everything was going well. The game somehow found out. So naturally the place is going to hell in a handbasket.
Like a perfectly pleasant little tundra fortress still busy getting its stuff together, that somebody painted a lovely shade of murder.
Oh god! He linked TVtropes....
when there's something strange...in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? DWARFBUSTERSS...
*music playing*
We have an obsidian penis in front of the fortress. No matter how The Master made it, it is still an obsidian penis. We're keeping it.
That is both freaky and awesome. FEAR MY GHOST BABIES!
....Does that mean this mother dwarf can beat enemies to death with her ghost baby?
You created a biological weapon that spreads a virus to you dwarves, thus turning them into biological weapons? That's awesome. Congratulations, Gizogin, you are the Albert Wesker of Dwarf Fortress. Please, make more B.O.W.s
If you shoot them enough with really small adamantine bolts, than you are shooting them with cancer basically.
Fear the fluffballs (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=91488.0)! They're tiny and fluffy and RELENTLESS!
Now with extra fire!
Cog Wrathhammer, Adventurer Extraordinaire! Read it here! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=36256.msg2934912#msg2934912) Part 2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=36256.msg2936231#msg2936231), Part 3 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=36256.msg2936777#msg2936777), Part 4 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=36256.msg2937746#msg2937746).
Hey, I'm now an Adequate Writer! Check out my story on Fimfiction (http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Gizogin)! (Warning: entirely pony-related)
Post by: Theifofdreams on December 17, 2011, 12:16:57 pm
Ah, yes, there's one thing you might want to be aware of if you try to play with this embark:oh god Capybaras!!
http://i54.tinypic.com/2ewmh03.jpg (http://i54.tinypic.com/2ewmh03.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/VGcqk.png)Oh god! A capybara!
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Post by: Dermonster on December 17, 2011, 07:14:48 pm
About myself, mostly.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Johuotar on January 07, 2012, 08:56:28 am
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Post by: monk12 on January 19, 2012, 12:43:11 pm
Spoiler: Quotes (click to show/hide)
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.Spoiler: Things I'm Proud Of (click to show/hide)
Bay12 FUMBBL Blood Bowl League: Season Four Signups Open! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=125159.msg4180142#msg4180142)
Post by: Aklyon on February 14, 2012, 05:09:58 pm
Links:
Lets have us an alien war: XCom2 modded. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157581) Screenshot LP of XCOM2.
Lets Change Erebus, a modmodded Civ4 (Master of Mana 2.11) terraforming LP (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=135889.0). Finished one game, second one had save issues.
Forum Games (The relatively complete ones anyway):
Crystalline (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=141518) - A forum game based on cerapa's old Crystal game.
You are WIZARD! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=65275.0) - More than likely dead. If someone revives it, I might take a go at doing so, but I'm not going to myself.
You are Another Wizard! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128376) - Quasisequel to the above.
Energy Quest! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=129275) - Multiplayer robot survival game. Don't think I'm going to do another multiplayer game, this one worked but I just had too much to do already.
You are a Satellite (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=124891.0) - In which a scout satellite is for some reason heavily armed with both cannons and a rover. Likely to return at some point since I have a good hold on
TACTICUS! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=122378.0) - A game of Tacticus! What other explanation doth thou need?
Trapped. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73391.0) - A multiplayer town defense game. "Completed" in the way that it never had an expected ending, it was just for fun. Not to be confused with the much more recent You are Trapped, which is entirely unrelated.
AI B.A.T.M.A.N. Rebooted (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=68783.0) - Completed multiplayer game. Got too complex for me, but it has an ending and everything.
You are a (Ghost) Pirate with a multiclass in Bard (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=111309.0) - Dead forum game, unless proven otherwise. Title describes it pretty well.
Two/Thrice-Worded Adventure (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=66179.0) - A silly thing.
Other:
♪ The Great Music Thread ♫ (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=82547.0)
Pondificationus Magi (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=123999.0) - A thread for pondering magic in.
~Spinning thread~ (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=106743.0)
Adventures of the ASCII Table (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=96780.0)
Live Text Adventure (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63237.0) - An experiment(s) in non-forum text adventuring. Feel free to bump if you want to start one up.
Pants (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=66715.0) - Just a random poll.
Quotes:
BUT I CAN'T PLAY WITHOUT THERAPIST AND A TILESET!SON YOU WILL TAKE YOUR CHAOTICALLY ORGANIZED ASCII FORT AND YOU WILL PLAY IT LIKE A MAN.
I mean, B12 is like an oasis in the wild west.It is the 2nd Millennium. For more than a decade The Toad has sat immobile on the Golden Office Chair of Washington State. He is the Master of Bay 12 by the will of the internet, and master of a million bytes by the might of his inexhaustible coding. He is a restless mathematician writhing invisibly with power from the Modern Age of Technology. He is the Amphibian Lord of the Twelfth Bay for whom a thousand suggestions are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly sleep.
Yet even in his sleepless state, the Toad continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty threads cross the bot-infested remnants of Various Nonsense, the only route between the distant boards, their way lit by the Forum Guidelines, the digital manifestation of the Toad's will. Vast usergroups give discussion in his name on uncounted sites. Greatest amongst his users are the Lower Forumites, the Bay Watchers, socially abnormal angry debators. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Upper Forumites and countless Escaped Lunatics, the ever vigilant ThreeToe and the mafia aficionados of the Forum Gamers to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to completely ignore the nonexistant threat from trolls, heretics, spammers - and worse.
To be a Bay Watcher in such times is to be one amongst untold hundreds. It is to post in the cruelest and most hilarious network imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of scripted events and 3D graphics, for so much has been discarded, never to be retried. Forget the promise of cell shading and multiplayer, for in the moderate dimness of the here and now there is only Dwarf Fortress. There is no peace amongst the Bay, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Watchers."
"It is the 41st millennium. The shrine maiden of girlkind has sat on her turtle throne for the last 10,000 years, protecting the borders of the Imperium from Youkai incursions originating within the Gap of Terror. Within the borders, the loyal members of the Adeptus Divanicus, or Space Fairies, try to fight the only way they know how through sheer weight of numbers. Whole planets have been turned over to the production of danmaku, known as Curtain Worlds, that supply the soldiers with all important wargear.
Girlkind faces danger at every corner of the known galaxy. In their world ships, the mysterious and illusive vampires cling to what remains of their once powerful empire. Elsewhere, hordes of Oni gather in great drunken warbands, known as Brawls, descending on planets, drinking all alcohol and leaving a dry husk behind. A terrible fate for those stricken, for alcohol is the lifeblood of the sprawling Imperium.
From within the Gap of Terror, traitorous legions of fairies lead by champions of the four Gap Gods, storm the walls of countless planets. Their ancient masters feeding of the different emotions of their victims; Yukari, the god of plots and hope. Yuuka, the god of anger and bloodshed. Eirin, the god of disease and stagnation. Yuyuko, the god of excess and perfection."
Hmm, about time I stopped before it becomes too long.
Edit: I was encouraged. Foolish mortals, now you have to read my drivel.Uh... I can't think of anything else to cover. I'm not happy with all of it. I was thinking of writing Kanako and Suwako like the C'tan but Byakuren Hijiri and Myouren Temple became the Necrons.Spoiler: Continuation (click to show/hide)
I am also rather out of the loop with Touhou, and have not played any of the games after U.F.O. so the more recent characters I know very little about.
It's like a bush...I could use more books.Fanfiction, m'fellow, fan fiction. It's like a functionally infinite supply of books that grows. Faster than you can catch up. Original fiction and just plain free stuff just adds to the frothing tide of rampaging literature.
You know, the great thing about that statement is that it's true no matter how many books one actually owns already.
And that's just counting the good stuff! There's another tidal wave of bad stuff that's like nine times as large.
Never run out of things to read. This is what the internet hath wrought. And it is glorious. Albeit occasionally on fire.Spoiler: Spoilered for length (click to show/hide)
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b302/Phantom_Lover333/Osaka.gif)
Osaka Logic.
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1:15 AM - Twi: Watching charity livestreams and reading (things).
That's what friends are for~
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Twi: They were reading so I made a disappointed face
Me: But I was reading earlier too.
Twi: 'Yes, but I wasn't trying to kiss you.
Me: ...You have a point. XD
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Twi: Also, USEC says you are my editor dude person thing.
Twi: You need to put that as your sig or title or something somewhere.
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Twi: Being a hat is an acceptable tanking method.
In other terms, Naruto ninjas are actually cross-classed Wizard/Monk/Psion hybrids. The reason only a relative handful out of thousands are effective is because most of them aren't good enough munchkins to turn that mess into a workable build--note how most of the ones that are also have some absurd template, like magic eyes, inner demons, &c. It's also why so many of the mooks die like chumps: low hit dice, low AC, and they're wearing armor with a decently high spell failure chance, so a lot of their spells fizzle when their spells/day and CL (and PP) are already really low.
The year is 2016.
Liberal President Barack Obama ends his term with high approval ratings, and is succeeded by insane demagogue Donald Trump.
With Conservatives sweeping into power in the House and Senate, and a Conservative Supreme Court, commentators are hailing it as the beginning of a new Conservative Era.
President Donald Trump has ask the new Congress to move quickly to rubber stamp his radical insane agenda. The left seems powerless to stop this imminent trampling of Liberal Sanity and Justice.
In this dark time, the Liberal Crime Squad is born...
Post by: Twi on February 25, 2012, 12:21:47 pm
Stuff I've done, because bandwagoning on Aklyon:
RotMG lore things: Public flowchart commit (https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1AnpAiXIrtN0Po1exB4QuV1azZSY2zCay2FKT_JxmNEA/edit?usp=sharing) and open wikiflowchart. (https://docs.google.com/drawings/d/1YthQuGFafgLiyoj61XQou7StVk9MWS5b-Hcr9ky5a3U/edit?usp=sharing)
You are (making) physics! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=102653.msg3034241#msg3034241) - An old suggestion game. Died off, but was neat while it lasted.
Steampunk Metal Elemental (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=105973.msg3142756#msg3142756) - Technically a suggestion game, mostly a cross of Man of SCIENCE! mechanics and me worldbuilding. On hiatus: needs more writing. Terribly planned out.
Interdimensional video chat (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128987.msg4429817#msg4429817) - If the title isn't self explanatory, think the mechanics of Homestuck chatting applied to skype. An RP that never really got too far, but it was a neat idea.
Stuff:
Quote from: Aklyon
The hard-to-spell do not have many pants either.
Quote from: Aklyon describing a new show on Toonami
It involves that guy in space and anime
well, other summons are other summons, I only govern the fringe of the void. But generaly the more powerful, the bigger the sacrifices needed for a successful and safe summoning experienceDo they accept American Express?
Now I'm just imaging someone surfing the Shank Wave; if you fall over, the sharks shank you with knives.This would probably sound just as badass in any other context.
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Twi: But they went to a movie~
Twi: And are apparently on a not-mobile. o.e
Aklyon: Twi!
Twi: Aklyon!
Aklyon: To the Notmobile!
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<ForgottenBeast> I finished my book on agile developpment yesterday before going to sleep. I'm sure its a good way to devellop software if you are geographicaly close to the other coders. But what really got my attention is the importance of test driven development.
<ForgottenBeast> I'm quite enthusiastic to say the least.
<ForgottenBeast> I think TDD will make me manlier, enlarge my penis, attract scores of beautiful and rich women.
<ForgottenBeast> metaphoricaly of course.
Beck, Beck what are you doing. Beck stahp. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIAgGxIT0g8)Hm. If technology is authoritarian porn, and Glenn Beck uses technology all the time to talk about it, doesn't that make him an authoritarian wanker?
Lab lockers are my waifu, they're so petite and helpful~
*snerk*
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<smeding> i'd just call in sick
<smeding> but in the US that probably gets you shot or something, i dunno
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Loksoral> I'm convinced Steam is a game unto itself these days. It's a game of cultivating, nurturing and watching your Backlog grow into a behemoth of epic proportions. Then, you clash your Backlog with other peoples Backlog, the bigger one wins.
<Loksoral> The amount of trading cards you've sold and collected act as modifiers to these battles.
<Darkbird> Lok, are you suggesting we generate a social media site for the social media portion of Steam in order to have our social media profiles battle for supreme social media profile? Because... meta. :o
<Loksoral> Exactly.
<Darkbird> Like Pokemon, except for Steam libraries.
Eating things seems to be a theme.Met a new human? Floran eatsss.
Found a codex entry? Eat it!
Need to heal? Eat a bandage, or a red stim pack!
New blueprint? Eat it!
New monkey-man? Eatsss.
New fissshy? Eatsss.
New avian? Eatsss.
New glitch? Floran isss displeasssed.
Quote from: Madarch 44, Youtube comments on KSP Interstellar 10
Does it matter?
This is Scott Manley. He could make orbit with a bottle of Diet Coke and Mentos.
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<Kyuubey> Damnit twi you were supposed to explode into babbeh.
... CANADA.
Hello, headwear.
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<RangerCado> I'm not doing drugs, i'm doing Bay12
'good, I was worried' as 'good, I was worried that this RP was considered substandard' or 'good, I was worried that the forum was getting slightly sane and not making conspiracy theories that implicated the Catholic Church as an organization that severs people's souls from their bodies via Baptism'? :P
Jebediah looses a roaring laughter, fell and terrible!
Conny glances at Stella, distracted by her... her-ness...?
If she wants to land an ocean liner on a desert of sand, then she damn well should be able to!
Quote
Quote...nomadic mutts.The abridged history of humanity.
Magic is like sitting down and calculating the trajectory required to fire a gun so that the bullet flies off and cuts the chain holding up a hanging light, so that the light falls down onto a plank of wood that happens to have a knife on the other end, catapulting the knife into the air so that it falls in a way that happens to perfectly remove that cancerous growth. Except a lot trickier. And there is another mage standing next to you telling you it will never work because you have the wrong sort of hat on. And the bastard is actually right.
Hairstyle analysis
Quote from: Steam
Something Evil: Understanding the thought processes of the highly religious is the Devil's own job.
Quote from: Aklyon
Aklyon-Aklyon's description in
an insightful and wily individual of mysterious and indistinct gender
Quote from: Twi
SIG EVERYTHING
Because jet intakes are always useful, look at the kerbals. They can stick enough jet intakes on a plane to get it into almost-space! (and then half the time it runs out of air and gets stuck in orbit, but thats beside the point)
Quote from: Strike Witches
Aklyon: Magic flying (robocrafted) not-pants.
Obama: Practical and pro-Death Star.
Now we're cooking with gas, people.
I'm not quite sure what sort of gas, mind. It's probably hallucinatory. But we've begun cooking with it, whatever it is.
Test humans, get prophets.
Quote from: Some random person on the internets
Nanoha: I did you a big favour ...i have successfully privatized world peace!
Quantum tunnelling also applies to children.
Quote from: Something Evil
The villian has 100% reality-proof plot armor. The expensive kind that covers all your bits.
The Law of Internet Discussion states that any topic that has anything to do with the government will eventually turn into Government Sucks and Here is Why.
The Marx generator will produce Engels-waves which should allow the inherently unstable isotope of Leninium to undergo a rapid Stalinisation in mere trockoseconds.Thus establishing the triumph of the People's physics over the decadent bourgeois vacuum. Down with capitalist emptiness! We will replace vacuum with the bounty of the Proletariat!
Quote from: The Merchant of Menace
Toady's beard is Dwarf Fortress.
And then there are people who, rather than letting information give them cause to reconsider their worldview, seek refuge in audacity and start harping on completely ridiculous things. Oh man, people... capable of such heights of greatness, and such depths of pettiness.
Its not that we joke, its that we tell the truth in a funny way.
You keep getting distracted and underwater mechs are gonna torpedo you from puddles.-This is why I still can't get into Battletech things. I'm too ADHD to actually read through the -OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY~
Puddles of doooooooooom.
Unfortunately, the elevatus is not a lightning piston of justice.
Quote from: darkrider2
bullpocky
Quote from: moo.slashnet.org
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Non-quotes:
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Post by: miauw62 on March 08, 2012, 02:50:17 pm
If he's a goblin spy, execute with no mercy.
If he's a dwarf, keep him alive and throw him in your military.
...
wait a second.
I am watching my fortress crumble in fucking bullet time.
This is why I love the DF forums. Someone says "Hey I want to host fuckin' multiplayer DF but my linux box is broken." Next guy is like "Hey I'm a Linux System Admin."
Guys, jewelry =/= vampire.Experiences with my ex-girlfriend say otherwise.
As for dwarfs being suicidal in their regular every day activity,
Post by: krg on April 20, 2012, 08:08:32 pm
857. You firmly believe that the story of BoatMurdered should be taught in every grade-school history class, because, of course, it really happened dammit!
no magma is involved though...
Therefore you have done it wrong.
Dear Planters;
...
Please do your jobs, or I'll give it to someone else, and you will become ...useful. Or, at least, a tasty soup.
Grumpily yours,
Tamber.
Ovr'sr, Metropolis of Susnűul.
Dwarf Fortress.
The only game where throwing babies into a pit with crazed dogs will be considered a beneficial concept.
... With enough serrated discs anything can become a liquid.
Lies, filthy lies! Adamantine is for socks!
Dear metalsmiths of Lazdumat:
Another artifact adamantine war hammer? What am I supposed to do, start a croquet club?
My boys just disembarked right at the confluence of two rivers. Boom! Alligator attack out of nowhere. Two dead dogs and two dead dwarfs later, my miner chases the bastard away from the wagon. While he's off bludgeoning it with his pick, my leader (the woodcutter) goes berzerk from the trauma and hacks down a third dwarf, injures a fourth. Dwarf number five runs for the hills, meets the gator coming back his way with the miner in hot pursuit, and dodges into the river where he drowns. The miner refuses to abandon the fight - vengeance will be his! Meanwhile, the injured dwarf bleeds out, the expedition doctor (naturally) having been the first to die. That's five dead dwarfs 30 seconds into the expedition.
The miner finishes off the gator, drags the carcass back to the wagon where he finds the axe murdered bodies of his two companions. His leader calmly sits by the river, fishing. A bloody axe resting at his side.
Perhaps Luckycharms wasn't the best name to pick for this group.
Dear Captain Uvash, [snip]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gatleos on April 27, 2012, 06:48:34 pm
Avatars
Spoiler: I made these shitty avatars (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I also made these shitty penguin avatars (click to show/hide)
so he's the unofficial MonkeyHead penguin because why not.Forum Game Stuff
Spoiler: GWSWS 1.2 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Quotes (click to show/hide)
Post by: bukitodinos on May 04, 2012, 03:31:15 pm
Spoiler: Quotes (click to show/hide)
WE ARE ALL PIRATES (http://cristgaming.com/pirate.swf)
Post by: Myroc on May 24, 2012, 10:01:17 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Quatch on May 27, 2012, 10:24:20 pm
SAVE THE PHILOSOPHER! (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=4332.msg817110#msg817110)
>>Toady One: I'll have to be careful with the distributions here to stop all of your dwarves from being deeply, deeply flawed, beyond what you might expect from dwarves.
>>KillerClowns: It's faster to write "!!science!!" than any of the synonyms: "mad science", "dwarven science", or "crimes against the laws of god and man".
I plan my forts with some degree of paranoia. It's kept me somewhat safe.
Post by: spook54321 on June 06, 2012, 07:38:45 pm
Elves! Traps, ceiling collapsing, spikes? Where is your honor, your bloodlust and your general awesomeness?On the other side of the lever-activated 300 metric ton slab of rock, standing next to the axedwarves. Why?
GENERATION 33:
The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.
Post by: leafbarrett on July 02, 2012, 07:52:23 am
Quote from: CoraiThey can do whatever the heck they want. That's why they are nobles, cause they CAN.And I modded them all out of existence, because I could.
King Henry the IV or something had a lot of wives, most of whom he executed. Because he could.
A ton of them mass-murdered Jews and Muslims. CAUSE THEY COULD.
A Roman emperor made his horse a noble, cause he could.
I also love how much of a Woobie-"Fluttershy" girl Celeste is. A lot of people seem to be running around screaming "I'M THE STRONGEST AND I GOT ABILITIES WOO HOO BACK UP MOTHERFUCKERS" and then promptly dying, whereas Celeste is just "I can't fight. Also, I have a bad leg. Can we be friends? :3"
((I'm actually looking forward to this conversation.
"Can I have a knee brace? I have a medical condition, you see, and-"
"Can't we just cut your legs off and give you new robotic ones?"
"...no?"))
People talk a lot of crap about the feedback learning model. A lot of that's justified, I'll admit, but it generates so many great moments that I could never go back to DF pre v1.4.I love this game.Spoiler: Let me show you what I mean. (click to show/hide)
Quote from: IRC
14:42 RPharazon|NB From 0 to mockery of nature in 30 seconds flat
14:42 Kidiri 26, actually.
14:43 RPharazon|NB Still a good speed
14:44 Kidiri I try my best.
Introduce self to Lyra.[speech:May]
"Hello. One time I fucked a tiger, but that was back when I was a man."
She sort of just makes a strangled choking noise.
Post by: Dutchling on July 19, 2012, 06:50:05 am
Spoiler: General Signatures (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Never Again (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Goblin Baby Snatcher (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Spambot Signatures (click to show/hide)
Post by: Strategia on August 07, 2012, 11:20:09 pm
YesThis is why we can't have nice things in Battlefailed, someone will just wind up filling it with corpses.You mean the nice things, or just Battlefailed itself?
Trade, wealth, and jewels all go together, but fate is a rather strange addition. Perhaps he's associated with the fate of nations and cities, which can indeed turn on trade and wealth. Celestial broker, perhaps? And if so, does he go on break whenever you need him at the depot?
Have I mentioned lately that I love this community?What do we do if it turns out the fort is unkillable?we'll do what any normal DF player would do, we'll figure out how to weaponize it and use it to kill elves
No, what we do is much more akin to dipping our collective foot into magma, realizing that it burns horribly, then sticking it back in repeatedly out of spite.We're big on slapstick comedy here. Shooting ourselves in the foot once? Funny.Shooting ourselves in the foot every step of the way? The Battlefailed Trilogy.
Shooting ourselves in the foot three times? Hilarious.
I just got an image in my head of Armok giving us a thumbs-up.So what if we unleashed hell, ARMOK WILL SAVE US!Armok doesn't seem like the saving type.
He's probably pleased with us though.
We may have a problem with dwarf caravans, however. When caravan arrived during my turn they arrived on the goo, saw a zombie, and left through the same map edge they came. No casualties.They're getting smarter...
I think it went like this: "Oh, sorry, wrong fort. We'll be going now"
Actually my projects mostly work. It's my SCHEMES that are too nefarious to fully comprehend.Until it all goes horribly wrong and you have to move on to another fortress disguised as someone else.Why's that? My projects don't kill the entire population of a fortress, just enough that the remaining dwarves are inured to further genocides, murders or general loss of life.So we should start planning Battlefailed V, then?This is the worst survivable embark instead.I have plans for this fort. I think I've worked out a way to contain and weaponize those roaming vapor clouds as a bioweapon.
Hey guys, just checked in again to see what you were doing with th
FUCK
I just realized what I did there. Fuck you, English language, and your insistence on words having many varied definitions. >_<GODDAMN GHOST! I PREFER TO GET MY INEBRIATION FROM BOOZE, NOT SPIRITS!*clap* ... *clap* ... *clap*
Also, I'd like to point out we now have a corpulent, legless dwarf who calls herself a prophet, dragging herself all around the fortress, going about her business, including working on the farms and so forth, all while carrying a baby. A baby which they have inexplicably named overseer, no less.
For a group of people who named this god Donut, you're surprisingly logical.
Wow, my turn's actually pretty close. I can't wait toI DEMAND A TURN!We're doomed.
My turn will consist of, in no particular order: death by madness, flying monkeys taking Manhattan, volcanic eruptions, and the creation of the cheese ray.
Dwarves and overseers happened to it. The reanimating biomes helped, but there's only so much left to fuck with after dwarves under the influence of overseers have rolled through.I'd blame it on overseers prioritizing safety of the fortress of all things, instead of more important stuff like zombie armies, vampire wells, doomsday weapons, overseer pranks, and !!SCIENCE!!. This The Master guy has the right idea I tell you what.
Seriously we have an army of zombified forgotten beasts. Why do we even have this silly trap hallway?
Post by: Ship of Freaks on August 19, 2012, 12:25:07 am
Где твой штурвал и снасть?
Я так боюсь упасть
В морскую воду.
Корабль уродов,
Что ты готовишь мне?
Гибель в морской волне
Или свободу?
(Ship of freaks,
Where are your helm and rigging?
I'm so afraid to fall
Into seawater.
Ship of freaks,
What do you prepare me?
Death in a wave on the sea
Or freedom?)
Post by: Aklyon on August 19, 2012, 12:26:24 am
Post by: Ship of Freaks on August 19, 2012, 12:52:33 am
?dont worry about it
Post by: antlion12 on August 20, 2012, 11:46:34 pm
Spoiler: Sigtext (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on August 22, 2012, 11:47:37 pm
Bay12: We ran out of DF megaprojects, so we made 4chan into a megaproject.
Yep, can't you see the multi-tentacled-and-crab-clawed underwater abomination nearly twice the size of an elephant crouching behind a tree to rob passersby?
Quote from: Loud Whispers
Ia! Ia! Xantulu f'tagn!
Quote from: MrWillsauce
Did somebody say intestines?
Such a man is too good for shoes.
Horrifying screams come from the brightness above!
The sound of a pick breaking through a solid adamantine wall is heard above! DWARVES HAVE COME TO DESTROY HELL YET AGAIN! DEFEND YOURSELVES, DEMONS, though it is a fruitless endeavor!
It's only inefficient because Xantalos killed every single last politician other then you.http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73243.msg3884136#msg3884136
I'm really worried about you guys comparing stuff to the taste of piss. Why do you even know what piss tastes like?
You weren't adopted. I made you out of a mess of the raw flesh and blood of my victims. Also lots of Tabasco sauce.
Very Involved Eldritch Abomination. The model citizen!
Good news, Yoda! We know how to stop the Dark Side! Bad news is... Er. Bad news is we know how to stop the Dark Side.
Oh, right.
Well.
We won't mess with you. We don't want to have our genitals fed to us while we're slowly dying of blood loss.
Is it an ameoba? Is it a space whale?
No, it's XANTALOS THE UNSPEAKABLE COSMIC ABBERATION!
Arrogant player! How DARE you command the God of Blood!
But sure, whatever.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121415.0WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THIS IN FRONT OF PURPLENo, vote for blue. Blue is the BETTER parent of purple!... no purple. So, uh. Abstaining. Purple is best color, and in its absence I refuse to vote for inferior hues.Vote for red then. Red is the parent of purple.
However, things get a little more difficult after that point when the dog, to put it elegantly, flips the fuck out.
You live in...
NOT CANADA. NOT CANADA. England, maybe.
It's like someone took out all the fun parts of bombing minor cities
Man, you'd think people here would be able to get a simple cannibalism joke. :P
I am the darkness that screams in the light.
I am the blood that talks to you at night.
I am the silence in the woods.
I am the men with smiles and knives wearing hoods.
I am Xantalos.
Fear me.
Man ask: girl, what do?
Bay say: do girl not!
No, no, no....they just tested to see how wet you get when rocket-propelled through a hurricane.
When the first effective action is 'I throw a pineapple at the immortal, unstoppable doomlich' it's a good RTD.
That's no moon.That's a space Hitler.
Security:So, handsome world leader, do you have anything to declare before you enter the degenerate United States?
Kim:No, I am not glowing green from radiation.
((It was also a tale bizarre enough to be a true part of the gospel.
And lo did Gronok wander into the Temple of the Enemy
And here he did get lost
And thus did the enemy guards find him
But thus did he evade them by clinging to a door
And then did he lock himself in a prison by accident
And spoke he to his fellow prisoners 'Let us escape this place'
But failed he to pick the lock
And so one blessed with great strength pried the door open
And so did the unfaithful follow the strong rather than Divine Gronok
All save one, who traveled with him
As he set a great sheen of oil alight, accidentally burning two prisoners alive
Then did he bullshit the high priest
As the guards stabbed all the prisoners
And he sort of walked out with his one faithful convert
Amen.))
Quote from: Factpile
Quaritch gathers every particle of his power, focuses it into a mighty bolt of pure force, more coherent than a laser, more destructive than an exploding sun. He aims it at Sully, a lance of power destined for the traitor’s heart. Sully senses the upsurge of energy and turns to face the colonel, a look of horror on his face. Quaritch lets fly. It strikes the Avatar. Sully dies, his body and soul utterly obliterated.
A furious, teary-eyed Neytiri enters the scene, unleashing arrow after arrow. Quaritch turns his burning gaze on the pathetic female Na’vi. Neytiri’s flesh flakes away to reveal her skeleton, then even that is gone, reduced to dust.
Quaritch teleports to the Tree of Souls and delivers righteous human judgment to all those blue cat monkeys while drinking a nice refreshing cup of coffee. The end.
Guys, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. So sin away!
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!
I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
is my true intent!
Toonyman!
Oh, your going down!
In my post count you will drown!
Toonyman!
You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!
Come on Internet, is there a topic that you can NOT turn towards talking about masturbating?
"So, Jim, how's the weather today?"
"I hump my electrical sockets."
"..."
"..."
My gender-neutral pronoun of choice from now on shall be "shit".
Bay12 pushed self into fruit math. Tuck Lion was just the mechanism for bay12's latent fruit-math fetish.
[There's a reason I mentioned this wasn't the first time you brought a bear to the house. Where you're from, the bears here are just your vikings. Your bears are probably horrifying creatures that break the sanity of whoever gazes upon it. I blame hair-o-mancy.]
Bah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha AH HAH HAH HAH HA HAH HAH!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And then Xantalos discovered the secret to winning at incest.
So North Korea is at war with Atlantis now?
Lets not shoot our ally in the face without explaining why. That seems like it could get misinterpreted."I've got a plan, hear me out on this one... I want to almost murder you."
I made dwarves drink water.You sick sadistic bastard.
News flash!: Eating suns may be bad for your health! More at eleven.
"Oh hey, we're sorry, your robot is too awesome so it can't be in the tournament"
"That's okay I'll get my own tv show"
Can you just imagine it from the perspective of the bandits? They have a perfect ambush set up and are ready to steal everything, when suddenly things explode, your leader is killed because one of your friends made a careless error, an angry screaming dwarf starts cutting through them, the winged dude is completely ignoring whatever damage they're doing, the creepy dude in a robe is summoning the souls of the damned, and their weapons can't even hit people directly in front of them? All while a little voice in their head is telling them they're doomed?
And then a few moments later, bodies everywhere, the mages are dead or trapped, the robe guy just gets visibly pissed off and one-shots the strongest guy in the group into dust and bones, the angel is just mocking people by not even bothering to attack anymore because everyone else is slaughtering them, and even a member of the people you ambushed is horrified by it?
The reason they're surrendering is because they're terrified.
So cocaine lets you outrun bears, take down jabberwocks with the aid of a bow and a shrubbery, and helps you to install genetic-robotic enhancements on your own body without any extra knowledge, assistance, or extra anesthetics. Is there anything cocaine can not do? Should I just stockpile cocaine in case of a zombie apocalypse?
Oh no I am sorry I cannot pay for this pizza, whatever can I do to repay you?
SACRIFICE UNTO ME YOUR FIRSTBORN AND YOUR DEBTS UPON THIS PIZZA SHALL BE CLEARED
It's like the Canada of Texas.
I make an offhand comment about god-popcorn and by the time I come back, you guys are already planning on how to use it to kill more people.
I don't know whether to be impressed, amused, unsurprised, or to make plans against the party deciding to invoke the gods to steal sacred popcorn. All of them, just to be safe.
"One's a do it by the book cop, the other's a krogan.
One's a good cop in a bad world, the other's a flipping krogan.
One lives and dies as the fine blue line between justice and anarcy, the other's a motherfucking krogan... with a shotgun."
Justice ensues.
Pro-tip for mafia aligned players: Don't claim mafia
PTW for scientologist liches.
Sufficiently sociopathic? He's sociopathic to the point where I'm no longer sure whether he's sociopathic, feigning sociopathy or feigning feigning sociopathy.
Webadict has evolved into Vuvuzela!
Also yeah Gamer attempting to use the ancient art of ostrich head-burying does not solve problems, it just puts you in a very awkward position where you're all bent over so it's easier for them to [REDACTED] you in the behind.
"I see you're writing some erotic fanfiction. You might be in need of research material. If so, I could provide some 'hands-on' experience."
*Eyebrow waggle, wink*
It actually did occur to me that Xantalos' sig will literally be everywhere by the time we're done with this.Yes. Yes it is.*sheds a single tear*Pretty soon everyone will have a link in this signature chain, all starting with Xantalos's entire sig... and when that day happens, when every single forum member has sig'd this, Xantalos and Mastahcheese will both add the final quotes to it.Sig pyramid!Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
That.. That is poetic!
So it seems the unfathomable Xantalos has already attempted to lay claim to the pale temple of the sigginites. Make haste, followers of Gunn, your prize is slipping and access into its hollowed or haunted halls will not elude them for long.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131175.0
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
I'm sorry to tell you this, but...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Why is Xantalos a newt?He got better.
If stopping the stars from coming right means not getting Half-Life 3, I don't want humanity to survive.
Turns out Galaga is Jean Luc Picard
I can only imagine that Niklas would be what Bay12's spirit animal would be, an angry strange speaking man with an obsession with weapons and a disturbing knowledge of both food, anatomy, and combat.
So internet explorer is where the end of all things lives good to know
I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.
Shut up Obama, we all know you don't have emotions. Just get back to delivering that truck full of Marxism.
Mastahcheese: 1
Eldritch Abomination: 209
I got him this time!
Ritual disembowelment should help with that.
*checks context*Homestuck, GWG....My sig is that long?!?It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...What the hell was I thinking?
That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?
Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.
If each person has enough lines of text that they add...
...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
Quote from: some guy on Youtube
SHIT SIMBA HURRY UP AND HAKUNA MY TATAS
I read it as 'If I have one potato and four pink, how many camels must have been killed by my mother?'
I HAVE THE AMAZING POWER OF ANTI-SIG!
You've got a point. Sometimes I find myself awake at night, watching my roommate. Thinking about all that melatonin in his cells. How his skull structure is visibly different but functionally identical to mine. Pondering how we should all be like me, the solution can only be in spilling blood, yes, murde-
Excuse me, I forgot to take my southern white man tolerance pills this morning. My god, I even put on my tacky suit without realizing it.
Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.
New-made sigships, like new wine,
Age will mellow and refine.
Sigss that have stood the test-
Time and change-are surely best;
Brow may wrinkle, hair grow gray;
sigs never knows decay.
For 'mid old sigs, tried and true,
Once more we our youth renew.
But old sigs, alas! may die;
New sigs must their place supply.
Cherish sigs in your breast-
New is good, but old is best;
Make new sigs, but keep the old;
Those are silver, these are gold.
arm based victory dance.
... are we... are we back to the flaming spider orgy-ball?
((How hilarious would it be to die after offending the god of an imaginary squirrel while being a squirrel yourself during a delusion caused by sensory deprivation? Okay, we should stop smoking that.))
Earwax and fapping in the same sentence? I could have sworn I was on 4chan.
the madness it's so beautiful
ia Ia
i see god, i am god, i was eaten by god, i ate god
ahahahahahahahahhahHAHAHAHHhhahHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahahhhaHAHAHAhahHAHhahahahHAHAHhaaHAA
Living in a submarine completely submerged in liquid lead, because "safety"?
Welcome to Bay 12. :P
"Hey kid, wanna become undead?"
*incoherent screaming*
"I'll take that as a yes."
Quote from: NAV
Hey Mesk, can I steal your scalp? Mine's broken.
They are singing about having erotic adventures with Pterodactyls. They call them dinosaurs though, which is wrong, as Pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Ooh! OOH! is it!
Because
Everything
Has
A
Name?
Quote from: Spacebattles
"Hey, you know that weapon that assaults the physical concept of the grander living universe so badly it seemingly withdraws all thought from the volume of space affected?"
"Yeah."
"Well, I've evolved a countermeasure."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I just modified my DNA, I run on DNA by the way, to create an esoteric neuromorphic geometry that's quite distinct from my original design."
"Oh, right. You've undone a weapon reliant on a field of physics so utterly obtuse nine million years of scientific progress can barely even comprehend it's existence by a society so comfortably advanced the wholesale manipulation of DNA is reduced to trivial hobbycraft by bored amateur gardeners, by introducing a new folding protein that subtly alters your messenger output for synaptic structuring?"
"Umm.... How did you... ?"
"Trivial hobbycraft by bored amateur gardeners. Remember?"
What? It's just cannibalism. Is there supposed to be something creepy about that?
And furthermo-I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason...he is practically the only "diplomat" that can actually get in and talk to the crazy bastard. He is doing what no one else is doing and at least talking to the guy. I think the mentality of "shun NK cause they are evil" is immature, stupid, hypocritical (on different levels) and pointless. I haven't seen the interview yet but I imagine he is in a bit of a tough spot where the better option is too look "crazy" and keep his friendship with NK. Standing up for Kim Jong-un might get him laughed at but I bet he is doing more to free any captive American than the government is doing.Should have watched the video. The CNN interviewer suggested exactly that, and Rodman defended the imprisonment instead.
Wait.I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason...he is practically the only "diplomat" that can actually get in and talk to the crazy bastard. He is doing what no one else is doing and at least talking to the guy. I think the mentality of "shun NK cause they are evil" is immature, stupid, hypocritical (on different levels) and pointless. I haven't seen the interview yet but I imagine he is in a bit of a tough spot where the better option is too look "crazy" and keep his friendship with NK. Standing up for Kim Jong-un might get him laughed at but I bet he is doing more to free any captive American than the government is doing.Should have watched the video. The CNN interviewer suggested exactly that, and Rodman defended the imprisonment instead.I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason...he is practically the only "diplomat" that can actually get in and talk to the crazy bastard. He is doing what no one else is doing and at least talking to the guy. I think the mentality of "shun NK cause they are evil" is immature, stupid, hypocritical (on different levels) and pointless. I haven't seen the interview yet but I imagine he is in a bit of a tough spot where the better option is too look "crazy" and keep his friendship with NK. Standing up for Kim Jong-un might get him laughed at but I bet he is doing more to free any captive American than the government is doing.I think Dennis Rodman gets too much shit for no reason..dennislp3
dennis
You.
The Rod-man goes to North Korea to get the prisoners, for he must feed. In return for the feast of American blood, the Rod-man brings with him nuclear material and thousands of tiny cakes to feed the mighty North Korean Michelin Man.-Third Book of the Rod, Chapter 12, Verse 52
Quote from: Jack Hansan -> EveryoneAnyone need help?Quote from: STEPHEN HAWKING -> Jack HansanNO ONE LOVES YOU
bay12;
-shown a picture of blasted WW1-style battlefield
>be necromancer
>Be golemancer
> be warlock
> be cat
Pfft. Real parents use the Elevated Overarm Piledriver mode of baby burping.
People who would pass by here on this forum would see this part of the forum and basically everything else as a insane melting pot of lava, spikes, and pushing elves into holes of magma and spikes, but if you take the time to actually read through things, you will realise its a see-saw balanced by a massive community of people who are all either insane, a counter balance to the insane, a counter counter balance back again over a massive melting pot of magma, spikes and elves being pushed into magma and spikes.
And dear god I wouldn't have it any other way.
Oh man here is a bug and it's really creepy and it smells bad and when you step on it you turn into the bug and the bug turns back into a person and you start smelling bad. ooOOooO!
You know shit got bad when Robocop decided that Gotham needed him more than Detroit.
PUNCH BONES INTO DUSTREAL MAN USE HANDS TO HUNTMAKE BICYCLE OUT OF DEER SKELETON
JUST HIT DEER WITH MIGHTY FISTS, THEN EAT DEER RAW
USE BICYCLE TO RUN OVER DEER
ENHANCE BIKE WITH MORE BONES
SNORT BONECAINE
REPEAT PREVIOUS COMMANDS
Congratulations, you win the Most Arrogant Forumer Award! GreatWyrmGold grinds his teeth with the force of a thousand irate dragons as his treasure is stolen away! What do you do?
The snow is an euphemism for cocaine.
Gandalf: Channel the Literary and Persuasive Powers of Miguel Cervantes, and convince the inquisition to not slay Gandalf.
So, Alan has currently condemned his host into a long time of hardship and possible imprisonment and/or death, impeded the process of his team and thrown at least two attempts I've made to get him involved with the plot of this mission out the window. And his host is moderately injured, the host's beginning to believe he's gone crazy and Alan's very close to being desynchronized.
Oh, yo guise I just woke up, let me check what went down in my abseT͙͇̭̗ͦ͋H̛̯̬̹͐̒Ę̝̞ ̮͙̗̺̆ͫͫ̋̀ͤ͆F͖̩͚̬͚ͣ́ͬ̽U̝͓͐C̸̣̏̃͑͂̉̽̎K͚̍͂͗ͫ̀͒E̻̫̜̿̄ͧ̍R̜̣͎͕͉̜ͪ̀Ŷ͕͚ͭ͛̿̿ͥ.͖̳̂̉̆ ̰͙̝͓̲̂́͗͊ͅI̝̱͔̠͍̫͂͠T̻̻̽͌̆ͣͣ ̌͋͏̺B̛̥̯͈͕ͭͅE̢̫̮̻͔̟͐ͅG̳͉̦͎̙͎ͪ̉̉ͅI̥̩̤͎̭͚̞̎͗̚N͇̪̝̰̗̫̙̒S̞̝̃
I'll allow it.I can only imagine Jim sitting there, watching Tv, when Xan drags a screaming Grate into the room and out toward the airlock. And Jim looks over, shrugs, and then turns up the volume on the tv.
"'Ey, come back 'ere! There's people ya gotta kill! War don't work if ya don't kill people!"
You write out a statement encapsulating and articulating your feelings and needs at the moment.
It reads "ARGLEBLARGFLCHAIRGURGLEILLKILLYOUALLunlessyouhelp"
For some reason, it doesn't seem very effective at conveying your need for help. Perhaps more colorful threats are needed?
THOU SHALT SUFFER A HOOKER TO LIVE.
Right... so we need a fanfic where they starve to death after arguing for 6 straight weeks, get reanimated, decide to end their dispute in the ring with ringside announcer and those girls with bikinis and round signs. Training montage is optional, but the old man Irish ringside coach is not. With a romantic ending somehow occurring, where they make sweet forbidden love to each other and afterwards build a relationship based on arguing who left the toilet seat up, despite the fact that they're both male. Like a harlequin romance written by a grumpy needlessly contrary librarian.
Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".
He was a grizzly bear.
Made out of solid beer.
He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.
Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.
Quote from: Yoda: Dark Rendevous
"So be angry about that!" Dooku said. "Hate! Rage! Despair! Allow yourself, just once, to stop playing at the game of Jedi Knight, and admit to what you have always known; you are alone, and you are great, and when world strikes you it is better to strike back than to turn your cheek. Feel, Yoda! I can feel the darkness rising in you. Here, in this place, be honest for once and feel the truth about yourself."
At this moment Yoda turned, and Dooku gasped. Whether it was the play of the holomonitors, beaming their views of bleak space and distance battles, or some other trick of the light, Yoda's face was deeply hidden in the shadows, mottled black and blue, so that for one terrible instant he looked exactly like Darth Sidious. Or rather, it was Yoda as he might have been, or could yet become: a Yoda gone rotten, a Yoda whose awesome power had been utterly unleashed by the power of the dark side. In a flash Dooku saw how foolish he had been, trying to urge the old Master to the dark side. If Yoda ever turned that way, Sidious himself would be annihilated. The Universe had yet to compehend the kind of evil that a Jedi Knight of nearly nine hundred years could wield.
Evil Buddha vs Ricky Martin; sex off of the milennium.
Quote from: the internet regarding Robert Baratheon
Why not? Actually performing our duties as sovereign is a refreshing change, don't you think?
Regarding end goals, however, I think we should rank them in order of prioritization.
For example;
1. Survive.
999. Unite Westeros in the mailed fist of Bourbon style absolutism with God-King Baratheon at the head, founding an empire to last a thousand years as our zeppelins and clockwork legions begin the invasion of the Free Cities whilst the Wall is upgraded with flame throwers and Gatling cannons under the watchful eye of Primarch Stark.
Simple: We ban virginity!
So your head didn't explode or anything, it got literally shot off in one piece from your body.Being decapitated just made him angry.
Then you used the space magic implants in your head to blow up an entire spaceship.
God bless this game.
Note to self: don't stab people in the face, lest I be godwinned.
Sigtext part 2 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg5544100#msg5544100)That sounds like the type of thing any intelligent person would shoot on sight.Good thing he works for ARM!
Post by: arclance on September 01, 2012, 09:02:32 am
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Post by: Mego on October 13, 2012, 12:33:20 am
I also like how a good number of those quotes involve me, but that's just my ego speaking.
Post by: bobboy555 on November 02, 2012, 05:16:18 pm
Sig Storage to keep them cozy and warm.
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Post by: pisskop on November 07, 2012, 01:14:09 pm
-pisskop's Creatures (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9725)
-New Seasonal Crops (http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9696)
I'll remove some of the beds, and replace with cage traps. Those who do not sleep in bed will be caught.
Also because dwarf.
Quote from: Gavrilo Princip
Fuck Dwarf Fortress. That shit is ridiculously hard. Like nipples on a blind lesbian in a fish market hard.
Quote from: khearn
Obviously the goblins kidnapped a couple of zombie babies and raised them.
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Spoiler: You Feel Uneasy (click to show/hide)
McEngravi's Book of Duck (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118581.msg3763416#msg3763416)
Osta Demonchuncks breaks the world! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=119182.msg3794306#msg3794306)
Lisid Wordylions (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=119227.msg3797385#msg3797385)
The Last Fort! [/FIN] (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=140842.msg5487290#msg5487290)
How to empty a necromancer tower (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=146523.msg5874677#msg5874677)
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I figure I'm going to also keep quick links to fun on-site topics here. . . for my own reference.
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Cancer never dies (http://www.lolflash.com/272.html)
https://discourse.cataclysmdda.org/t/whats-happening-in-your-randomly-generated-apocalypse/47/11689?u=fuscosco
Post by: laularukyrumo on November 09, 2012, 12:00:36 pm
I'm too scared to check the save. Someone tell me what I did.
Bay12 is the only place I know of where someone can say "Yeah... So I'm going to change the trees..." and the response they are met with is "WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!11! WEAPONIZE! MAGMAAAAA!!!1!!"
I googled 'beheading facepalm' in hopes of finding a gif of someone facepalming so hard their head flies off and the first result was this forum.
Just build an ice fortress in a temperate biome. Tell nature to go home and get a new job.
Quote from: Dwarfotaur
Everytime one of my militia has given birth in the Danger Room, it's lead to instant baby smoothies for everyone.
Listen, can we work on a compromise? Can we unfuck the one with the strange mood, and leave the other guy there?
If the devil gave johnny his golden fiddle via minecart moving at mach 2, that song would've been way more interesting.
El Presidente, meanwhile, got bored of smashing the skeleton with her warhammer and instead CHEWED APART ITS SPINE.
calcium.
it's good for you.
Ah, yes, I thought something was amiss. Now I see. There's not enough terrible things in the lakes.
Ascend to godhood and kill my enemies. Or just kill my enemies if I don't ascend.(6) .... Fine, you ascend to godhood. Prick.
I just kind of think there's a theoretical crazy threshold where I can finally out-crazy everyone but then the one guy comes along who knows how to reverse backslide tripledecode cryptpop and everything is ruined
GODDAMN GHOST! I PREFER TO GET MY INEBRIATION FROM BOOZE, NOT SPIRITS!
my queen keeps in mandating slabs so i use them in my cave in traps
I'd make a slab for the queen and use her in the trap instead.
I'm quite literally including it solely to see if metamorphic, aquifer stone will flood caverns. Mwehehehehe.....
Noooo! The cave mold! You monster :'(
I wonder whether we can stuff Oric into our inventory. How many inventory slots do we need in order to kidnap people?
Aseaheru, check that caravan for burning doom coal.
Post by: Furtuka on November 14, 2012, 10:26:22 pm
... or just being active in parts of the forum one doesn't frequent. I'm sure there's folks that've been bumming around FG&RP for the last eight years I've never seen, ferex.
And indeed, there's relatively little overlap between Zrk and Ant or Squeeg. Not terribly surprising.
It's actually pretty easy to just never see some people, if you don't frequent certain parts of the forum, or come around at different times, etc., etc.
(removed ensuing trouble before it ensued too badly... please remember to be chill in the face of adversity in order to have a better day and so that other people on the forum can have better days too)
We must feast on quark meat and dwarf eggs.
It's funny because bears eat fish and fish sometimes contain eggs which is what caviar is made out of so it's actually literally true in the sense that the proteins and lipids from the caviar they eat is what goes into making the bear's body tissues but also works as a tangential reference to that one line from Castlevania about people being miserable piles of secrets except for that people don't live on a diet of secrets or make their bodies out of them which makes it pretty hard to equate the two unless you are referring to a diet of secrets in a metaphorical sense in which we gather and trade secrets all the time as a fundamental aspect of human social interaction which I guess depending on if you define man as the personality that man possesses means that you could make the argument that we compose ourselves of the secrets which we keep to ourselves or something along those lines which is a pretty long stretch but I suppose that's irrelevant to the fact that the joke wasn't about the original joke but was rather a silly tangential thing which possibly had a non-sequitur answer as the joke in which case I missed the point entirely due to the obscurity of the nature of the humor behind it so I suppose you could say this joke was a miserable pile of secrets actually.
*Throws down hat in disgust*Well shit. So much for the crusade.Nah I'm just gonna go on tumblr while you guys bicker and quarrel.I don't even know what faction I'm supposed to be fighting for. I jump around all three like a hyperactive monkey.
That is because you are the chosen one! Destined to grow into the hero that shall unite the warring factions of Bay12 and lead them in holy crusade against the minecraft forums!
Other people need drugs to see things that aren't there. Those people are weak.
Congratulations, you win the Most Arrogant Forumer Award! GreatWyrmGold grinds his teeth with the force of a thousand irate dragons as his treasure is stolen away! What do you do?
Alchemy is called chemistry
The study of possession is now psychology
Herbalism has become medicine
Half of Magic is called physics - influencing and discovering the world through gestures and rituals
The other half is called literacy (or art, if you prefer) - influencing and discovering the world through symbols, images, and grammars
and
Oracles have been replaced by Economists, though one could argue efficacy hasn't actually improved here.
E5: Well, my impression by the end of episode 4 is that this is going to end up as a stealthy aesop about a young man's struggle with his hair fetish. Hidden title: "Gundam Reconguista in G: Problems With Paraphilia."
Side characters are the young lady's previously forbidden lust for a now-dead much older man, and a younger lady's evidentinfatuation withelectra complex for a giant humanoid war machine. I can only assume the other pink haired one has something going on with the haro.
"P... please, miss Monday. Don't... don't do that to the gundam."
"Papa! Papa!"
"Oh god."
*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧＼(^o^)／*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧ Get fucked! *:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧＼(^o^)/*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 07, 2012, 07:30:07 am
Spoiler: Ha ha! (click to show/hide)
Pt II: The Sig Wars (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg4295557#msg4295557)
Post by: misko27 on December 07, 2012, 08:42:51 am
Hey! I've been sigged.
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Post by: Playergamer on December 28, 2012, 10:45:53 pm
Oh well. I guess friendship is the answer here. I think we should talk in a calm soothing voice, talk to it about how it is being used and how this path of self destructive rage will only lead tothe dark sidesorrow and regret. Tell it that all it needs is a friend, a family and we're willing to be that family. Approach slowly, arm extended in a fist, assuring it it's OK, that it's safe now and everything's gonna be fine. Pet it slowly. Then give it a hug. Then bite it in its now exposed and in range neck, rip its fucking throat off, rip the chainguns from its sides giving one to Diane and blast our way through the rest of the facility. This is an obvious joke.
Post by: Komra on December 31, 2012, 01:14:26 am
... a child dodged demons until he starved. Not passed out, not even dehydrated. That isn't a ninja, that's a glitch in the matrix turning one dwarf kid into Urist McNeo.
But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.
Post by: TheZoomZoll on December 31, 2012, 02:29:31 am
My current projects:
The Project Showcase (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?PHPSESSID=a4c1035730e999c7ce5611e9520120e6&topic=121046.0)
A minimalistic run (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=132503.0)
My finished projects:
(this is why I am a scumbag,mostly..)
Post by: Persus13 on January 02, 2013, 11:02:52 pm
Spoiler: Compliments (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Perseus Curse (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Favorite Quote Pyramids (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Funny (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Me (click to show/hide)
Post by: Mego on January 03, 2013, 01:00:33 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 08:48:09 pm
Post by: Corai on January 03, 2013, 08:49:15 pm
I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: Xantalos on January 03, 2013, 09:14:07 pm
Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: misko27 on January 03, 2013, 09:18:24 pm
BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: Xantalos on January 03, 2013, 09:24:54 pm
ALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: Furtuka on January 03, 2013, 10:09:04 pm
IRONYALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: Aklyon on January 03, 2013, 10:34:53 pm
PYRAMIDAL IRONYIRONYALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.
You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: Persus13 on January 03, 2013, 11:21:10 pm
YesPYRAMIDAL IRONYIRONYALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: SquatchHammer on January 04, 2013, 12:30:16 am
For the higher the pyramid the closer we'll get to Toady. I hope.YesPYRAMIDAL IRONYIRONYALSO BAD MISKO FOR ASSUMING THAT I'D DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. BAD.BAD XANTALOS. BAD.Hey, don't I deserve a pyramid after my part in the Great Pyramid of You Always Roll 5?Nah, he's getting buried in a quote pyramid.I'm embarrassed to have been about half the quoters in that pyramid...at least I was a major anti-pyramid advocate later.You will go to Forhell. for your sins against forumanity.
Post by: misko27 on January 04, 2013, 12:42:31 am
Post by: Mego on January 04, 2013, 12:58:40 am
Yes, where he'll sacrifice you with his ban-hammer.
Blood for the Blood God and all.
Post by: Omeganaut on January 22, 2013, 10:45:08 pm
When your primary food source is disabled dwarves, livers are much more important than brains.
Quote from: GlanzorMy ... dwarves just elected a vampire into the mayor's office. Several weeks after she was found out and convicted for two murders.wow, it's almost as if Dwarfs are little psychopaths. :o
I don't know anymore. :-[
Quote from: KarakzonThe question is: how do you profaine a temple dedicated to pure greed? 0.oBurn a copy of Atlas Shrugged.
dammit arthur stop messing around with that BB gun, put on those goddamn magical panties, pull a lightning bolt outta your ass and help me kill this guy
((Hehe... i predict more butt jokes in the future))
We're trying to con a shopkeeper into giving us infinite gold via repeated self mutilation that turns bodily fluids into weapons so we have the capability to inflict more self mutilation.
Capitalism!
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold...You're arguing with the GM?Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.
Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
And then toaster admits he wants my stick.
Listen man, You're cool and all but...well I'd have to ask the missus, ya know?
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The GreatSigged.Quote from: Xanmyral...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on May 11, 2014, 09:13:07 am
Ritualised murder is also best reserved for the second date.
I had an English teacher ask the class what they would do to save Romeo and Juliet and I said to hire Romeo a prostitute. Apparently backing that kind of assertion up with logical evidence makes things worse too.
Quote from: RemuthraBah, computers aren't real instruments >:(.Everything is an instrument if you hit it the right way.
Quote from: DampeThe Shaft of Enlightenment?We're giving the world itself a huge wooden strap-on and forcing dwarves to defend themselves against its overwhelmingly powerful thrusts.
Is this thread some kind of dick joke?
I'm sure that at this level of magnitude, whatever we're doing to the test subjects goes beyond the realm of dick jokes and becomes a dildo-assisted atrocity.
Dear Urist McWrestler,
Why were you french kissing mutant poisonous boa constrictors. NEVER FRENCH KISS MUTANT POISONOUS BOA CONSTRICTORS! Really, that is underlined twice on the first page of the dwarven military manual...
Dear Werebeast's wife,
I didn't realize you were in the squad that was sent retrieve your husband's corpse. I apologize for your emotional shock. I will say he died in one of the most dignified ways a dwarf can die: repeatedly impaled by multiple iron spikes, screaming in agony as his legs are shattered multiply times, eventually taking seperate spikes to the heart and lungs before choking to death on his own blood, alone and seperated from his loved ones.
Sincerely
Overseer
to the dwarves of Machinespires XLVIII:
I'd like to thank you antisocial little bastards for staying in your rooms like you're supposed to. Thanks to you there have been two residential deaths in the eighty-two years you lot have been building a hive on the side of this volcano, and frankly that cave-in was my fault for not designating dig tiles more carefully. Thanks also to Urist McHauler19 for starting a fistfight when you tantrumed and punting the undead Giant Sperm Whale into the volcano, your hissy fit broke a nine-year stalemate that my adamantine-equipped swordsdorf squad was helpless to break.
Yours,
Your grateful, impressed, and mildly disturbed Overseer
I was seriously concerned when a dwarf and his wife both mentioned pleasure from dining hall tables. Guys, I'm making bedrooms as fast as I can, okay? And migrant housing might be public, but at least it's not got children present. You eat off those tables, honestly...
I...I don't see how this counts as SCIENCE. Where does the improbable magma murder fit in?
Quote from: OmeganautBe a Teacher. Continue on from where we left off (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=145098.0)...
the GM reads the thread
the GM does not feel comfortable
the GM sympathizes with WORLDMASTER
the GM has assumed the FETAL POSITION
the GM says that he will post a FULL UPDATE soon
HE isn't touching that with a ELEVEN-FOOT POLE, though
Spoiler: Drunk Fortress quotes (click to show/hide)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 05:21:02 pm
Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?
Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on January 28, 2013, 05:33:39 pm
How can you hope to escape it when it is already here?Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?
Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
Post by: Xantalos on January 28, 2013, 05:37:07 pm
At least you're learning.How can you hope to escape it when it is already here?Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?
Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
Post by: GreatJustice on January 28, 2013, 05:38:35 pm
I think quote pyramids operate under a similar principle to Beetlejuice.At least you're learning.How can you hope to escape it when it is already here?Just for the record, I blame GWG for that derail, because he gave us all inspiration, and he of all people should know by now what happens when a Bay Watcher gets inspired.How was I supposed to know that a note about being in a quote pyramid a lot would set off a quote pyramid?
Also, no turning this into another quote pyramid.
Post by: kaian-a-coel on January 29, 2013, 04:36:13 pm
Everything kaian said!
A cult filled with creepy children that protect a single unwilling carrier of a half-demon. You could make a horror movie out of that.
Our people didn't give a single fuck when Slenderman wandered into their village. I think we got Chaos down. Nightmares too.
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"Never try to eat a dragon's girlfriend- for you are crunchy, and good with mustard."
By the powers granted to him from the god of #swagyolodope.
"MechJeb, let me open the pod bay door!"
"I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Jeb."
NASA is all about math, science, and hope. If our public school system is any indication, our government wants to stamp out those three things as quickly as possible.
EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Evolution VIII (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98322.0) Bay12 wgah'nagl fhtagn
In Fond Remembrance (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=121161.0)
Post by: kisame12794 on February 19, 2013, 09:35:55 pm
((Einsteinian Roulette: Tampering with spacetime for fun and profit.))
There's a dead reindeer in my dinning room, 2 dead dusk elves and everyone is happy. A normal day in DF.
Magma doesn't kill zombies, it just makes them angry and on fire.
Post by: borno on February 23, 2013, 12:59:50 am
WE STILL HAVE MORALS OH MY GOD WE CAN'T JUST COMMIT MURDER.oh shush, it's just arson, everyone loves arson
I think you should rename the thread to 'How not to make a forum game'.
Post by: Mortis on March 10, 2013, 07:04:48 pm
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Post by: CyberUrist on March 30, 2013, 09:32:12 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: My Name is Immaterial on April 17, 2013, 12:11:03 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
My contact info:
Steam: My Username is Immaterial
Email: nameisimmaterial@gmail.com
Post by: werty892 on April 17, 2013, 12:20:47 pm
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To shit post is my real test
To spam is my cause!
I will comment every thread
regardless of content
To post the most on bay12
is my true intent!
Toonyman!
Oh, your going down!
In my post count you will drown!
Toonyman!
You know that its true
One day I will out post you!!!
Quote from: RedKing
There's also the little fact of Freddie Mercury dying before Bieber was even a wayward Canadian spermlet.
And what about the people stabbed by drugs?Does the methamphetamine sword go snicker snack?
Spoiler: The ultimate troll (click to show/hide)
North Korea launched some missiles today. (http://www.dailynk.com/english/read.php?cataId=nk00100&num=10580)Spoiler: top seecrt image of missile raunch (click to show/hide)
I now fear what B12 would become if we were to become a country.
We'd be some kind of technocratic anarchy (the most intelligent would rule, because they are the only ones that can manipulate people. Then, next day, they are deposed by the manipulated), science would be unbound by morals, human rights or red tape, and we would rapidly implode in a giant wave of dark magicks, science, and general fuckery.
Then Xantalos would travel through the portal created and take control of the earth, then we summon Toady to ban all of the peoples from the nation, and we all fall back to normal.
...
IA IA! TOADY FHTAGN!
Try to bread a race of super-dwarves.WE SHALL COVER THE SUPER-DWARVES...WITH BREAD, THEN COOK THEM IN A DELICIOUS PASTY AND CONSUME THEM! ALL HAIL BREAD DWARVES!
Spoiler: Long but epic. (click to show/hide)
As far as i know people don't keep genetically modified food in their TV's.That explanation is boring. I demand another.Yeah. It's one of those older, big TVs, y'dig? And it's been hollowed out and filled with sedated crack babies.
Apparently we've regressed in weapon technology back to bashing two rocks together to create a nuclear fission chain reaction.
Traitoring is like sex as described by comedians.
Once I would of found this strange. Then I found DF.Someone needs to mod this in now!*The troll child Urist Nim was born*What makes it a he? I heard troll women enjoy dwarf "parties" a lot, and oddly, many troll children grow beards and are lacking in height.*Troll cancels chase after Urist: Attending party*Apparently your thong has gotten around, everyone knows it. It's from the wild dwarven org.... errr... parties at the statue garden.*Urist cancels run from troll: Attending party*
Explains why the troll lost his thong...
I'm a bad person aren't I.
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What if we are the ice cream. A highly advanced ice cream related lifeform that through the invention of ice cream at the current date will prevent it from evolving into a sentient being which will be thus unable to travel back in time and take control of a THOWN. Have you considered this?
Spoiler: Sig Fight Club (click to show/hide)
The first rule of sig fight club, is you don't talk about sig fight club.
So by the sounds of it, in this game, you play as Peter Molyneux.
To wit:
You go around, gathering enough belief, and when you get enough, you can make something flat and featureless.
Three hashtags for the Reddit kings under the sky
Seven for the Tumblrs in their halls of text
Nine for mortal Twitters doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne
In the land of 4chan, where the shadows lie
One hashtag to rule them all, one hashtag to find them
One hashtag to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of 4chan, where the shadows lie.
Spoiler: Lords of The Internet. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Lords of the Internet:Hobbit Edition (click to show/hide)
Post by: Onyxjew944 on April 21, 2013, 04:18:26 pm
Everything turns into TF2 after a while. Give it time, it'll become DF as well, and we'll have Ubercharged axelords surfing magma floods into hordes of scouts or something.
I'm unspeakably disappointed. A dwarven fortress has discovered a sentient creature made out of mushrooms, and no one has proposed brewing him?
I would like to point out that in the last spoiler..... he stabbed the troll with a sword...... in the eye.... from behind.
Amazingly they breed faster than I can get them killed!
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
Quote from: Swain
If you haven't yet lost the ability to ask, you may not yet ask for relief.
Quote from: Biomatrix
If you strangle him now, you could have twice the current organs. You never know when you might need extra organs.
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Ah, it is often said the road to hell is paved with old people.
"If you can't build a tower upon a sheer cliff face over which you may throw precisely one hundred and fifty-two kittens and seven stalwart dwarves to their explosive doom some fifty stories below, then brother, your game ain't much of a sandbox, is it?"
'Did that guy just get his head ripped off by a sock?'
Babies don't bounce, however when dropped from high enough parts of it do.
Ever see a dog forced through a fortification before? I have. (at least it's parts were)
The amount of malice in this thread is actually causing me some concern. I mean, chaining up mothers and forcing them to breed, just so we can drown their children to harvest their organs? Does this strike no one else as absolutely horrific?You misspelled 'hilarious'
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You know, it's amazing how easily any hardened character - adventurer or otherwise - will believe the little girl is stupid just because she speaks with a lisp and dangles her legs off the stool...even when she looks human/elven and is speaking infernal flawlessly except for the lisp.
Unintended Consequences. Sometimes friendly fire turns your organs into pudding, sometimes a crazy girl falls for your mutilated corpse. Life's crazy like that.
"Hey Steve." You speak into the air.
>Yes?
"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
>That is horrible and disgusting. It will no doubt set you apart and create fear in your team mates. So of course.
>99 ways to get a girl
1. Flowers
...
57.Chloroform
...
99. More Chloroform.
We're trying to con a shopkeeper into giving us infinite gold via repeated self mutilation that turns bodily fluids into weapons so we have the capability to inflict more self mutilation.
Capitalism!
Quote from: Nothing is Constant
I always lock up my conspiracy basement when I have to take post-epiphany walks.
Quote from: Milo
"That's why the villains always lose, they're blinded by their own prejudices and killing their own minions. If I had minions, I'd treat them right. Well, I mean, I'd work them like slaves, I wouldn't pay them, and I'd feed them only enough to keep them from starving to death—it's just efficient—but aside from that, I'd treat them right. Oh, and if I can find some way to keep them working without needing sleep, I'd use that, of course, but honestly.
You have Fourier transformations. Why would you need a girlfriend?
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"Once you get shocked enough times, everything around you starts moving real slowly!"
Spoiler: Rather Long (click to show/hide)
Quote from: Milesprower
Do they see if they can remove someone's bitterness and jealousy, and if not, THEN decides to unleash the rainbow buttsex laser?
Quote from: Kilowatt Hour
"Don't scare us like that! I thought that thing knocked you out."
"Come on, now. It was only moving forty of fifty miles an hour. I was going at least twice that, and I run into stuff all the time at that speed."
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"You speak Orc. What are they shouting?"
"Errr...death to the pinkskins...their blood will wash the earth...liberty to the feathered ones...whose clucking pleases Gruumsh."
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Quote from: Gaming Group
Rodie: "Excellent, all the mind-controlled barmaids are in place... now, FORNICATE. FORNICATE FOR MY AMUSEMENT."
Pat: "Oh man, God's not gonna be happy about this..."
Rodie: "Fuck you! God knows this is AWESOME."
Quote from: Rodie
Oh yay, magical sorting hat! It's so whimsical and wonderf- MY VERY ESSENCE IS BEING VIOLATED
Quote from: Dr. Horrible
The world is a mess, and I just need to rule it.
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He gets tried and perforated as an adult.
Quote from: SteelHooves
“That memory: that is the beginning of the end of the world. Ultimately, Fluttershy killed us all.”
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Human: Hey elf, you look like a girl.
Elf: To a human, everything must look like a girl.
Human: What?
Elf: Half-orcs, half-ogres...
Human: ... shut up.
Dwarf: Half-dragons, half-kobolds.
Human: I said shut up!
Elf: ...
Dwarf: ...
Human: ...
Elf: Centaurs.
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They don't see you so much as they see a collection of arteries that could potentially be squirting blood.
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If something seemed simple, that was because someone, somewhere, was taking advantage of someone else. And if the situation seemed to benefit you, then the odds were good it was you that was being taken advantage of.
A dwarf is nothing but an alcohol powered beard.
You head down to Tijuana and buy a panda from one of the many back alley panda dealers that infest mexico's streets. He tells you "eeet is good panda, homes. Real pure. Not cut with polar bear or shit, yeah? Grade A fucking panda right there." You smuggle the panda back across the border, and then strangle it with a World Wildlife Fund T-shirt.
I think you guys committed suicide via 7 year old. Admittedly, you committed suicide via ordering a god-blood infused 7 year old in power armor to punch you in the face, so you committed suicide in about the most metal, outrageous way possible.
Thats a thing.
Spoiler: Mine. Narcissism is among my many qualities, why do you ask? (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheFlame52 on April 25, 2013, 03:37:45 pm
I just noticed the update above, holy shit.
You just forced the abomination that haunted us for ages now to step into a room where it was to be stabbed to death, therefore freeing Talonis from the certain domestic violence and/or rape that was sure to be had between the two.
*starts slow clap*
Now, on the list of things that are not OK, that was really not OK.
Spoiler: Murdermachines (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Migrursut (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Battlefailed Series (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Steelhold (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Demongate (Steelhold II) (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Misc (click to show/hide)
Post by: Playergamer on April 28, 2013, 10:13:24 pm
Post by: Wwolin on April 28, 2013, 11:41:54 pm
Misinterpret posts.They willYou are.I dont.I think.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 08, 2013, 08:26:17 pm
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/13.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
You are... The Grand Bishop!By controlling time, Grand Bishops can change and reverse the course of events and defeat opponents that no other class could ever dream of defeating.
I am pretty sure I had meant to remove that lever and forgot to.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The forgotten beasts in the cavarns are starting to become a problem, though. I'm getting jumped by so many kaiju that I'm considering calling Ultraman and Godzilla to see if they want to team up.
Dear Urist McStockpileDrone
I just found a barrel which contained a wheelbarrow. Inside the wheelbarrow was another barrel. I don't even understand how that is possible.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
If this was some sort of joke, mission accomplished. If not, please seek professional pyciatric help, and possibly a new line of work.
Signed,
Your Very Confused Overseer,
Joben
Some say the world ends with a giant meteor hitting the earth, some say it ends in a nuclear war, but no in reality it ends with Bay 12.
In the future, Bay12ers will know this as:
The Great Sig Incident! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131175.0)
Time to spread this the only way I know how.
BY SIGGING IT.
Hardly the worst derail Murdermachines has experienced.America!
Canada!
America!
Canada!
Alaska!
...
APPLE!
Initial results on the Secret Project were very promising, until it somehow resulted in infinitely-multiplying decapitated heads.
Write bird a formal invitation to join me in a major ass-kicking.
[2]
Dear bird,
I want you to kill shit.
Signed, snake monster.
Yeah, nah.
Actually, is it possible Terry is trying to save us from ourselves?
HA! HAHAHAHA! Hahaha... ehehe... hoo.
No.
"I wassss drunk! What did you expect?"
Make a better body for him.
[6]
He's talking while you assimilate stuff.
"You toppled a South American regime! And then killed the new leader by kicking him into a plane turbine!"
"He was a traitor and a scoundrel."
"He was trying to stop you pushing other people into a plane turbine."
"Done! It's a meat dragon!"
"... You're still drunk, aren't you?"
That dev log almost turned this Monday into something as awesome as a Friday.
We want you to drink, not get laid.I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment. Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge. Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be. Drink for Arnok!
Legal age limits...
"A release is never late, nor is it early; it arrives precisely when I mean it to."
--Definitely not ToadyOne
Uhh.... Is it the Hindenburg flying around Tentacle Thor? 10/10!
Actually, you can use wine as a weapon now. You can drink it too!
Very dwarven.
I love how you see drinking as a secondary usage of wine.
Quote from: -REDACTED-
Quote from: Lolfail0009But no, you were afraid of getting some feminism on your two-dollar fedora and had to hide inside a godsforsaken dictionary.For the record, it's a Trilby and it cost 10$
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 09, 2013, 09:27:10 pm
Do you think it's going to be easier or harder to convince people to follow us when our existence becomes common knowledge?
At very least we could get Bay12 by having me create dwarves. And elves for them to kill.
Edit: Actually, using this logic we could convince any high fantasy fans/roleplayers/etc. to follow us.
And so the Chosen Ones marched onward toward the country's capital, a terrifying force of ten thousand veteran LARPers now under their command...
Anyone else want to perform a personalitectomy on Zanzetkuken?
I'm going to sig this as well.Challenge Accepted
Does that make us a space train?Quick, mastahcheese! You have to update before this topic derails into the ocean! Or, well, at least before we end up hitting another continent.
What is this continent you speak of? We are in interstellar space.
OOO OOO Even better, are we now a Crazy Train? :P
And what do we send in as an excuse to his school? "I'm sorry Grate couldn't attend, he was busy assaulting Olympus and stealing all their wives?"
As I have just eaten a donut I feel that I have acquired a small amount of temporary expertise on the subject - a thinning in the metaphorical membrane separating man- and donut-kind.
Toady Forty-Two: Who was working on the temperature updates?
Toady Three, Toady Nineteen, Toady Twenty-Five, Toady Thirty, Toady Thirty-Four, Toady Forty-Four, Toady Sixty-One: (in unison) I am!
Toady Forty-Two: *facepalm*
It's Zanzetkuken The Great. He's a goddamn wizard-dragon. He will make it so, and it will forever be.
Old Wolfenstein: Order new blood.
*comets sudoku*
Post by: mastahcheese on May 15, 2013, 08:47:43 pm
Quote from: Toady One
Quote from: mastahcheeseWhat is Scamps doing right now?He is stealing a lazy boy chair from somebody and licking his paw.
Dwarf Fortress has no learning curve, it has a gallows.
CHAOS METER:
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You know, I really fear for the future sometimes. Dwarf Fortress has bred this culture, and has amassed this conglomerate of individuals with this certain set of morals, or, more appropriately to say, this certain lack of moral character; and Dwarf Fortress has put us all here, in this one place where we can mingle and bond. It's scary. We're all sociopaths. We're all sociopaths who partake in some sort of devilish death worship and that's not even the worst part, since sociopaths are everywhere. The worst part is that we're all sociopaths and we're here in one place and we enable each other, enable ourselves and our peers, and that turns us into even bigger sociopaths. Does anybody remember a time when you treated your dwarves as if they were more than just pieces of meat? Think back to your very first fort. Now think about your current fort. It's a subtle yet profound change of style - back then you cared about each and every dwarf, giving them big rooms and everything they needed and you made sure they didn't die at all costs. Now death is an inevitability. Dwarf Fortress does not have players. It has sociopaths. And I fear for the future. I fear for the future because someday, we're going to be the ones at the helm. Just think if the next world leaders run their countries like how they play their forts. It's a scary thought. Truly maddening.
Remember, kids. Initial Awesomeness management is important.I don't think you can put it in there unless it's been active for at least a month, this thing died from over-post after 3 days.I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.I have no idea!
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
And this quote alone means the game deserves a spot in the Hall of Fame.
I did something.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://s21.postimg.org/oimsr1shv/image.jpg) (http://postimg.org/image/oimsr1shv/)
If he played in a straightforward fashion, he just wouldn't be mastahcheese.Woo! Two down! I'm on fire!*Shakes fist* Damn you mastahcheese!
OH FUCK ITS THAT GUY
Spoiler: Moar Quotes! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Commendations (click to show/hide)
Post by: Chink on May 19, 2013, 09:31:54 pm
I always just assumed drug dealers were generous folks with a bad sense of how to run a business based on the fact they always want to give me free stuff
If you're doing it wrong, you're doing Failomancy.
Odd? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126574.0)Ok, we all agree on this, so can we please stop arguing now? :PNO! Argument, argument! Rhetoric argument argument! Example argument, point argument argument!
Come Christmas, I will be Xanta Claws!
Female human responded to request to date positively.I see our efforts to make inroads into the dolphin population have been a great success! Anything to expand the Bay12 community.
Caffeine Free Mountain Dew. Oxymorons have never been so delicious.
A neckbeard giant stumbles out of the bedroom, a cloud of cheeto dust follows, blinding everyone, his beard hair irritating simon's muscular pecs.THE GREATEST HORROR OF ALL
Baby you're not too strange, but you're just quarky enough for me~ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strange_quark)
I just want to watch the world burn. Easier to do that if I give everyone matches.
Post by: flabort on June 03, 2013, 11:31:07 pm
The space between dungeon floors... could be Betweenford's brain. Which would tie into the whole "The Warrens are basically the Matrix and Betweenford is Agent Smith" theory.
Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?
That would be cool, but I don't have a consistent weekly schedule for my life, so one for forum games might be reaching :P
Slog's on the chart because we completed his Romance Sidequest by making eye contact with him.
I mean, come ON guys.
Hell, I get four pages of players signing up for my games no matter what I drop and start, so that's not even a concern.
That awkward moment when you have to say that the compliment was directed to GWG...For the record, I really like the guy, but it's so easy to intercept a compliment.
Quick, I need advice: what does flabort do?
He spins and spins and spins around, where he stops your face is gone.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dammit, he just sigged the narrator. Well, now what? Who will keep us updated on the struggle?
This is like babies giving birth in the womb!I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.
Debate over the physics of slade and gravity. Mostly gravity.Just be thankful I'm not made of more slade than that, and therefore able to fall in negative time.
Wow, I got so unlucky, that it turned out good in the end.
It's like trying to make an explosion, and getting a black hole.
That thing has a higher cost for its ammunition that for one of his smaller ships in its entirety.
We have stared into the void, and it groped us, winked, and left a slip of paper on the table as it walked out, signalling for us to call it.
Goddammit stop twisting my words!
Well it's a thread that was never designed to be active, so it's kinda prone to slowness.THAT JUST MEANS YOU AREN'T SIGGING HARD ENOUGH!
Stealing from other peoples' sigs? That's low. Real low.
that should be 'native' not 'naive' Damn you, autocorrect!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 04, 2013, 03:54:11 pm
Spoiler: More Funny Quotes (click to show/hide)
Part III: Revenge of the Sig (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg4442082#msg4442082)
Post by: monk12 on June 04, 2013, 03:59:59 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 04, 2013, 04:00:47 pm
Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?I'm nearing that limit.
Post by: flabort on June 04, 2013, 10:56:03 pm
Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?Speaking of sig text, this is sig worthy.
Post by: monk12 on June 04, 2013, 11:44:10 pm
Oh god, did you break the CHAR LIMIT for your SIGTEXT, GWG?Speaking of sig text, this is sig worthy.
Your post has two sigs, and they're both me.
awesomeface.jpg
Post by: flabort on June 05, 2013, 12:14:10 pm
Go ahead + feel awesome, though.
Post by: freeformschooler on June 17, 2013, 08:40:23 pm
fuck I carnt see cause I'm at school and the pictures wont load will post action tonight if the world isnt exploded
Spoiler: The only picture I've ever made that matters (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on June 17, 2013, 09:55:20 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on June 21, 2013, 06:05:15 am
“Welcome to the Human Experience Express, I'm Marshall, and I'll be your conductor. Keep your hooves and forelegs inside the conveyance at all times. We at the Express hope that you'll enjoy your stay here, but due to the critical scarcity of fucks given, your experience may vary.”
Also (at freeformschooler) we managed to fuck the world in two days without even trying.
Post by: Dansmithers on June 22, 2013, 01:27:04 am
To explain, I am over weight and I did that thing where you chuckle but don't quite let it out.
Is Dorf!BFEL's unit now a magma snake? Because that could be awkward/lethal/really kinky depending on the partners fire resistance.
Dansmithers
Dansmithers stop
Why are you doing this
You can't just keep bumping a thread for no reason
One of the minor gods attempts to plant Yggdrasil in the metaphorical seed of hope. [6}-1=5 - Due to the current state of everything, this works. He alone is able to ride out the changes, as everything else collapses, and the other gods are destroyed. Eternities later, everything is once more stable, and Smitty alone rules all in a universe he alone will shape.Name: Smitty Werben Jagerman Jensen
Ugh, what a universe this will turn out to be ...
If he jumps, can I shoot him with my pistols as he's flying?If I jump, can I throw my saber at him?
Quote from: Dansmithers
NO ESPERANTO IS WHAT THEY SPEAK!
GODYESTHANKYOUILOVEYOUSOMUCH.
LimachartamancerHigh-Magic Settings: We even have magical secretaries!
Red tape is what keeps the magic secretaries from taking over.
GODDAMMIT NO YOU ARE NOT THE BOOGEYMAN FROM THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS"Lemme tell ya in song:
The insane side of (the) Zanzetkuken(s) turns towards the newcomer, "Who might you be?"
-snip-
Post by: Iceblaster on July 11, 2013, 04:02:44 am
Sigs will come whenever the hell I have new sigtext.
Spoiler: Qoutes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Because Self quoting is fun! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Have some Links (click to show/hide)
Post by: killerhellhound on July 18, 2013, 05:07:25 am
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/18.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
I have multiple flavors of crazy and non.In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.Wait, you can switch that thing off?
All right, next battle will be between the time lord and the mantle serpent.
Good night.
Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.
((Viking rapping my way to enlightenment? Best idea ever.))
Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :P
Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.
(( my plan is to RP someone who just got dumped in this world so I will not be reading posts before this one to get the full effect so If I ask stupid questions then just humor me. Bring on the !!FUN!! :D))Sweet, can I experiment on you?
You know I'm reliable because I have axes for legs.
OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE
Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.
I would argue about how that's impossible but I'm god.
Ask death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.
The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!
What derail? We were just discussing the nature of our character's hats, and because one of the gods is a god of hats, it is completely on topic.
No, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.
Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.
((I have just remembered something: chair magic will probably allow you to fly.))((Hence why I'm getting these spiked ones. I will be a spiky cannonchair.))
There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it.
BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!
You are all insane.I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?
Got into a little debate with a religious relative. last two lines in the conversation?True enough.
Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome
Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"
Telling others of your terrible crimes against the law, humanity, and the very fabric of reality itself? That's how I break the ice when meeting new people too!
Of course she's insane. Why would he expect any different? Everyone is insane here, nice pet shop women included.
Order of the Stick and the Order of the Stone may foil my evil plan, but Order of the Words will never inconvenience me.
This is like babies giving birth in the womb!I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.
QuoteI don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...The universe reset at some point.
Post by: mastahcheese on July 18, 2013, 10:52:51 am
Post by: BFEL on July 19, 2013, 08:48:38 am
Post by: mastahcheese on July 20, 2013, 09:05:41 pm
HOLYSHITIBEENSIGGEDTHATNEVERHAPPENEDBEFOREActually, I sigged you once, it was about throwing a were-capybara into the water supply, I just lost the quote.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on July 28, 2013, 09:29:04 am
Spoiler: About Me (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Commendations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Commendations? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gold Stars (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mine (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: About Bay12, Etc (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Blackmail (click to show/hide)
Post by: sjm9876 on July 28, 2013, 10:16:21 am
Spoiler: Sig (click to show/hide)
Post by: mastahcheese on July 28, 2013, 04:42:59 pm
Somebody give that man a cookie.
Post by: flabort on July 28, 2013, 07:42:37 pm
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk108/flabort/GoldStar_zps863001d0.png)
Post by: killerhellhound on July 28, 2013, 08:19:46 pm
GreatWyrmGold has successfully acquired enough of the words of Bay12 to take up a fifth of a standard page of posts.I'll pitch in a muffin (http://images.wikia.com/mlp/es/images/e/e6/Derpy_hooves_muffin_wallpaper_by_armando92-d4dun86.png)
Somebody give that man a cookie.
Post by: Chink on July 28, 2013, 09:35:42 pm
Post by: Aklyon on July 28, 2013, 09:49:54 pm
I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.
One cannot simply sig the entire forum.
Post by: Chink on July 28, 2013, 09:52:52 pm
SIGGED IT, MAN (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php)I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.
One cannot simply sig the entire forum.
Post by: monk12 on July 28, 2013, 09:54:50 pm
SIGGED IT, MAN (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php)I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.
One cannot simply sig the entire forum.
Well played, good sir. Well played.
Post by: Chink on July 28, 2013, 10:07:57 pm
LIFE IS BETTER WITH KAPSLOK™, KONVERT™ NOW AND SAVE 15% OR MORE ON INSANITY ASSURANCESIGGED IT, MAN (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php)I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.
One cannot simply sig the entire forum.
Well played, good sir. Well played.
Post by: mastahcheese on July 28, 2013, 10:25:21 pm
But whenever I type in all caps, my autocorrect stops working, and my typing looks terrible.LIFE IS BETTER WITH KAPSLOK™, KONVERT™ NOW AND SAVE 15% OR MORE ON INSANITY ASSURANCEWell played, good sir. Well played.SIGGED IT, MAN (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php)I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.One cannot simply sig the entire forum.
Post by: Xanmyral on August 03, 2013, 04:06:54 pm
Spoiler: Narcissistic Quotes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Exploits of Adventurers (click to show/hide)
My Games
Survival At Its Finest (http://tinyurl.com/jwxjp5k): Pretty dead. Will hopefully bring back to life someday.
Fire Emblem on Forums: Arrested Respite (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153760): Flailing at GMing again, hopefully this time with better results.
Random Stuff
" ... I guess it's better that way. ... " (http://tinyurl.com/ly4m3un)
"And with this sigged a corrupt and rancid universe has finally been laid to rest, to know peace through blessed nothingness."
Post by: Xantalos on August 03, 2013, 05:15:31 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 08, 2013, 02:47:12 am
Spoiler: Bay 12 Sigs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Quotes from outside Bay12 (click to show/hide)
Post by: mastahcheese on August 08, 2013, 02:53:32 am
Post by: monk12 on August 08, 2013, 11:32:07 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 08, 2013, 04:51:43 pm
Post by: Maxinum McDreich on August 10, 2013, 03:52:02 pm
I CLAIM THIS POST AS MY SIG TEXT! MAY IT BRING JOY TO THOSE WHO TAKE A GANDER!
Spoiler: SIGS! (click to show/hide)
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on August 17, 2013, 11:44:45 am
Just consider me a +1 to whatever plan grizzly suggests should I not specify; he seems reasonable.
'Grizzly, I found this rare artifact that can alter genetic structure on the organism level. Imagine, billions of cells syncronizing with an alien harmony, resulting in a new creature with untapped potential. Do you like it?'
'Well, I suppose I could beat a man to death with it . . .'
Post by: Doomblade187 on August 17, 2013, 04:46:23 pm
ANCIENT VIRGIN ACCIDENTALLY SACRIFICES GOD TO SUMMON HERO
I CANNOT SIG A WHOLE PAGE.
You open your faceplate and watch the town burn as you eat a light lunch. This would go great with some fiddle music.
((WARNING: Roll initiated. Please take all precautionary measures and secure children.))FTFY
We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.
I lost the game.DANG IT DOOMBLADE YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
Post by: Octobomb on August 17, 2013, 04:47:20 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ross Vernal on August 23, 2013, 08:41:46 pm
Quote from: Me
(http://img.ie/ddjv8.jpg)
No, Google, just coffee is fine.
Wait.
Humans and fey can mate with anything.
NEXT CHARACTER HALFBREED SIDHE/PROTOZOAN
That might be more on the preparation side than the lubrication side.
Post by: Karnewarrior on August 24, 2013, 10:06:15 am
I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:I like where google is heading.
(http://img.ie/ddjv8.jpg)
No, Google, just coffee is fine.
Post by: Persus13 on August 24, 2013, 10:44:13 am
I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:
(http://img.ie/ddjv8.jpg)
No, Google, just coffee is fine.
So you can buy coffee and conduct human sex trafficking? Sounds like a place you'd want to stay away from.
Post by: Steelmagic on August 24, 2013, 07:34:56 pm
I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:What exactly is "fight sex"?
(http://img.ie/ddjv8.jpg)
No, Google, just coffee is fine.
Post by: Karnewarrior on August 24, 2013, 07:52:12 pm
the first rule of fight sex is not to talk about fight sex.I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:What exactly is "fight sex"?
(http://img.ie/ddjv8.jpg)
No, Google, just coffee is fine.
Post by: monk12 on August 24, 2013, 09:15:39 pm
the first rule of fight sex is not to talk about fight sex.I'd like to place a reservation for Ross Vernal. I suppose I should start with an image:What exactly is "fight sex"?
(http://img.ie/ddjv8.jpg)
No, Google, just coffee is fine.
alright, NOW it's sigworthy
Post by: monk12 on August 24, 2013, 09:16:13 pm
Post by: Dorsidwarf on August 31, 2013, 03:30:00 am
Now I just have to wait for xantalos to speak...
Post by: Xantalos on August 31, 2013, 01:06:44 pm
Due to my sig being full, I now claim a post on the thread!Speak, dog!
Now I just have to wait for xantalos to speak...
Post by: Karnewarrior on September 07, 2013, 08:19:38 pm
Beodwarf is not a dog. He may be a alchoholic, he may be naked, and he may bite people sometimes when his club is stuck in their liver and they don't die, but Beodwarf barks for no man!Due to my sig being full, I now claim a post on the thread!Speak, dog!
Now I just have to wait for xantalos to speak...
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 10, 2013, 11:06:28 pm
Spoiler: Sig Shenanigans (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Other Quotes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: RTDs run by me (click to show/hide)
Post by: Parsely on September 13, 2013, 01:04:17 am
-snip-Sigged.
Post by: Xantalos on September 13, 2013, 01:08:41 am
YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
:P
Post by: Parsely on September 13, 2013, 01:12:18 am
Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: Xantalos on September 13, 2013, 01:14:42 am
Post by: Parsely on September 13, 2013, 01:16:20 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 12:08:25 am
It's better if someone else just sigs the last post.I could take care of that for you.
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 12:10:30 am
Do it.It's better if someone else just sigs the last post.I could take care of that for you.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 12:16:19 am
Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 12:21:29 am
I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 12:24:44 am
Post by: werty892 on September 14, 2013, 12:39:29 am
Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 14, 2013, 12:52:33 am
Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 12:56:17 am
Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 09:23:53 am
Pretty soon everyone will have a link in this signature chain, all starting with Xantalos's entire sig... and when that day happens, when every single forum member has sig'd this, Xantalos and Mastahcheese will both add the final quotes to it.Sig pyramid!Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
Post by: acetech09 on September 14, 2013, 12:49:19 pm
Yes. Yes it is.*sheds a single tear*Pretty soon everyone will have a link in this signature chain, all starting with Xantalos's entire sig... and when that day happens, when every single forum member has sig'd this, Xantalos and Mastahcheese will both add the final quotes to it.Sig pyramid!Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
That.. That is poetic!
Post by: Powder Miner on September 14, 2013, 02:21:52 pm
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 02:29:42 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 08:44:29 pm
It actually did occur to me that Xantalos' sig will literally be everywhere by the time we're done with this.Yes. Yes it is.*sheds a single tear*Pretty soon everyone will have a link in this signature chain, all starting with Xantalos's entire sig... and when that day happens, when every single forum member has sig'd this, Xantalos and Mastahcheese will both add the final quotes to it.Sig pyramid!Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
That.. That is poetic!
YES.It is said that great and wondrous sigs lie inside, just waiting for the brave forumite to get them. Others say that it is nothing but a den of evil and curses, that only a fool would dare to tread its light blue halls...We need to make this into a Roll To Dodge, now.
Make it a game where player's must choose to fight for Xantalos or GUNINANRUNIN in a never-ending battle of cheesy one-liners.
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 08:49:27 pm
I APPROVE.We need to make this into a Roll To Dodge, now.YES.
Make it a game where player's must choose to fight for Xantalos or GUNINANRUNIN in a never-ending battle of cheesy one-liners.
That would require someone other than Xant or I to make the game, so we could lead.
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2013, 08:50:24 pm
...I APPROVE.We need to make this into a Roll To Dodge, now.YES.
Make it a game where player's must choose to fight for Xantalos or GUNINANRUNIN in a never-ending battle of cheesy one-liners.
That would require someone other than Xant or I to make the game, so we could lead.
Yes.
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 08:55:34 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 08:56:11 pm
Post by: Persus13 on September 14, 2013, 09:19:49 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 09:20:52 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 09:26:27 pm
I have to do something in a minute, by the time I'm back, there had better be a game running.
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2013, 09:42:36 pm
Sig'd/It actually did occur to me that Xantalos' sig will literally be everywhere by the time we're done with this.Yes. Yes it is.*sheds a single tear*Pretty soon everyone will have a link in this signature chain, all starting with Xantalos's entire sig... and when that day happens, when every single forum member has sig'd this, Xantalos and Mastahcheese will both add the final quotes to it.Sig pyramid!Sigged, replacing old sig.Yo dawg, I heard you like sigs. So I put a sig in your sig so you can sig while you sig!Counter Sig!I sig this sig.Sigged.That was on purpose.Sigged.YOU BASTARD YOU SIGGED MY SIG-snip-Sigged.
*Clap Clap Clap Clap Clap*
That.. That is poetic!
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 09:50:29 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2013, 09:51:29 pm
So it seems the unfathomable Xantalos has already attempted to lay claim to the pale temple of the sigginites. Make haste, followers of Gunn, your prize is slipping and access into its hollowed or haunted halls will not elude them for long.Also sigged.
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 09:58:09 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 09:58:44 pm
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:15:45 pm
Dammit, he just sigged the narrator. Well, now what? Who will keep us updated on the struggle?Why is the SIG THREAD such a great place for finding sigs?!
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 10:17:18 pm
Post by: Aklyon on September 14, 2013, 10:20:05 pm
Sig it twice! SIG IT ALL.Sigged in such a way that makes the quote so.
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:22:17 pm
This is like babies giving birth in the womb!horrible horrible mental images
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 10:23:54 pm
This is like babies giving birth in the womb!I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:30:46 pm
As we were saying... sig'd.This is like babies giving birth in the womb!I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 10:32:44 pm
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:33:46 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 10:35:08 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 14, 2013, 10:36:46 pm
We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.
Sigged.
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 14, 2013, 10:37:12 pm
We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.
I would sig this, but it would only reinforce the pattern.
NINJAEDIT: Too late. Might as well sig it also.
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:37:59 pm
Sigged.We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.
I would sig this, but it would only reinforce the pattern.
NINJAEDIT: Too late. Might as well sig it also.
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 10:39:38 pm
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:40:17 pm
You know you've stayed up too late surfing forums when........ 3...... 2..... 1..... ...aaaand someone sigs this too.
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 14, 2013, 10:40:59 pm
*headdesk*Ha! I didn't sig it!
You know you've stayed up too late surfing forums when........ 3...... 2..... 1..... ...aaaand someone sigs this too.
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:41:35 pm
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:42:19 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 14, 2013, 10:45:02 pm
OUR SIGS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.
Sigged.
Everyone tries to block out the sun! Be more inventive! Like trying to fill up a black hole!
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 10:45:39 pm
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:46:13 pm
Maybe should have counted down from 5.
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 14, 2013, 10:47:48 pm
The sigpocalypse must stop. I have derived the link to the thread in and of itself, not of any post but the thread. It must be sigged so this madness ends, but the power may be too great for only one hand. In this unassuming quote... The sigiverse awaits. Now I'm officially tired of sig- words.Sigged.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 14, 2013, 10:48:51 pm
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2013, 10:49:48 pm
Sigged.
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:50:19 pm
Singularity incoming...
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 14, 2013, 10:50:36 pm
IT GOT WORSE.
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:51:23 pm
They should cover flabort, so he doesn't buzzkill everybody to death. Buzzy buzz buzz……… KillllOUR SIGS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SUN!We should sig the entire sig thread, then sig further sigs sigged into the sig thread. Forever.
Sigged.
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 10:52:28 pm
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:52:50 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2013, 10:53:48 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 14, 2013, 10:53:54 pm
Sigged.
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?
No! Don't help it! If we get too many of those loops in here, the chaos caused would overclock insanity and we will all be sane!
Post by: flabort on September 14, 2013, 10:54:19 pm
It just didn't come out right.
I guess you can't be witty if you are trying to be.
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:54:24 pm
This. This is where it all began.-snip-Sigged.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 14, 2013, 10:56:00 pm
What have I done.. *places gun in mouth*
Ehehagsjsjajaheha
This. This is where it all began.-snip-Sigged.
You speak Eldrich?
Post by: Parsely on September 14, 2013, 10:57:17 pm
Post by: Xanmyral on September 14, 2013, 11:02:27 pm
...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?I'm aware of what I have done, what I have started. This... Madness, it had to stop. It had to end, and there was only one decisive way to do so. For if everyone is sigged, then there is no one left. For if everything is sigged, there is nothing left. In this nothingness, there, we rest and be finally embraced by its Nietzschen presence. For truly, when there is nothing left, there can be no madness, no sanity, no war, no peace.
Nothing. Nothing at all except for the void that stares into all of us, until we become but a part of itself, an extension of its being.
I abjure the cloaks of the past, that doomsayers are to sit idly by while the world rots away before their very eyes, I'm aware of what I've done. I acted.
Post by: Steelmagic on September 14, 2013, 11:03:12 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 14, 2013, 11:03:36 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 11:07:14 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 11:07:40 pm
Now where that mother%&^(*ing game you promised me?
Post by: Cheesecake on September 14, 2013, 11:08:21 pm
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 14, 2013, 11:14:02 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 14, 2013, 11:16:59 pm
I lost the game.DANG IT DOOMBLADE YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
Post by: Armok on September 15, 2013, 02:36:32 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 15, 2013, 04:06:02 pm
Everything in the last 4 pages is so sig-worthy.Sigged! Or did I? You can't tell until you check! It's Schrodinger's Sig.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 15, 2013, 06:27:46 pm
Some say the world ends with a giant meteor hitting the earth, some say it ends in a nuclear war, but no in reality it ends with Bay 12.Sigged
Post by: mastahcheese on September 15, 2013, 10:13:45 pm
If we made a RtD where we played as fantasy counterparts of our real selves, I think Schrodinger's Sig would be my power.Everything in the last 4 pages is so sig-worthy.Sigged! Or did I? You can't tell until you check! It's Schrodinger's Sig.
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 15, 2013, 10:37:16 pm
Into the sig-bin this goes.I lost the game.DANG IT DOOMBLADE YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
This thread is really living up to its name.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 15, 2013, 10:44:12 pm
This thread is really living up to its name.Yes. Yes it is.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 16, 2013, 02:26:37 am
In the future, Bay12ers will know this as:
The Great Sig Incident! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131175.0)
Time to spread this the only way I know how.
BY SIGGING IT.
Post by: killerhellhound on September 16, 2013, 10:25:41 am
What the hell did you guys get up to while I was gone there are sigs all over the floor and why is reality's corpse over there with a gun in its mouth
Also what the hell did you do to this fourth wall there are more sigs over there then in here
Post by: Samarkand on September 16, 2013, 01:26:01 pm
In light of the Nietzsche like overtones, can we all start declaring xantalos is dead soon?...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?I'm aware of what I have done, what I have started. This... Madness, it had to stop. It had to end, and there was only one decisive way to do so. For if everyone is sigged, then there is no one left. For if everything is sigged, there is nothing left. In this nothingness, there, we rest and be finally embraced by its Nietzschen presence. For truly, when there is nothing left, there can be no madness, no sanity, no war, no peace.
Nothing. Nothing at all except for the void that stares into all of us, until we become but a part of itself, an extension of its being.
I abjure the cloaks of the past, that doomsayers are to sit idly by while the world rots away before their very eyes, I'm aware of what I've done. I acted.
Post by: Xantalos on September 16, 2013, 01:52:30 pm
No, because I was the void that came from the sig paradox in the first place.In light of the Nietzsche like overtones, can we all start declaring xantalos is dead soon?...uh, you realize that you just created an infinite recursion loop in this thread, right?I'm aware of what I have done, what I have started. This... Madness, it had to stop. It had to end, and there was only one decisive way to do so. For if everyone is sigged, then there is no one left. For if everything is sigged, there is nothing left. In this nothingness, there, we rest and be finally embraced by its Nietzschen presence. For truly, when there is nothing left, there can be no madness, no sanity, no war, no peace.
Nothing. Nothing at all except for the void that stares into all of us, until we become but a part of itself, an extension of its being.
I abjure the cloaks of the past, that doomsayers are to sit idly by while the world rots away before their very eyes, I'm aware of what I've done. I acted.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 16, 2013, 03:09:32 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 16, 2013, 03:10:15 pm
Xantalos is always a void, it's his job to void everything. He could probably void a warranty just by looking at it.Done.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 16, 2013, 03:12:53 pm
DANG IT XANTALOS I PAID 4 DOLLARS FOR THAT WARRANTYXantalos is always a void, it's his job to void everything. He could probably void a warranty just by looking at it.Done.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Post by: Samarkand on September 16, 2013, 03:41:25 pm
Best Nietzsche quote ever.
Post by: Xanmyral on September 16, 2013, 06:26:01 pm
You were the void that came from the sig paradox? Wait, wait, wait, does this mean I created Xantalos?In light of the Nietzsche like overtones, can we all start declaring xantalos is dead soon?No, because I was the void that came from the sig paradox in the first place.
Shit, I thought this kind of thing only happens with time travel.
Post by: Xantalos on September 16, 2013, 06:37:52 pm
You created that part of me.You were the void that came from the sig paradox? Wait, wait, wait, does this mean I created Xantalos?In light of the Nietzsche like overtones, can we all start declaring xantalos is dead soon?No, because I was the void that came from the sig paradox in the first place.
Shit, I thought this kind of thing only happens with time travel.
Post by: flabort on September 16, 2013, 07:27:06 pm
He who sigs with sigs should look to it that he himself does not become a sig. And when you gaze long into Xantalos, Xantalos also gazes into you.Funny, I was just musing about that quote, and how it applies to several TV shows. Then I come here again, and now it's here too.
Best Nietzsche quote ever.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 17, 2013, 06:16:07 am
Please?
Post by: Parsely on September 17, 2013, 07:35:22 am
shhhh he'll void you too.. *shifty eyes*DANG IT XANTALOS I PAID 4 DOLLARS FOR THAT WARRANTYXantalos is always a void, it's his job to void everything. He could probably void a warranty just by looking at it.Done.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 17, 2013, 07:49:55 pm
Is there some kind of epic anime fight scene between Xantalos and Xanmyral?Oh god, now I want to make a gif of that.
Please?
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 17, 2013, 07:58:45 pm
DO ITIs there some kind of epic anime fight scene between Xantalos and Xanmyral?Oh god, now I want to make a gif of that.
Please?
Post by: Elephant Parade on September 17, 2013, 08:01:31 pm
Is there some kind of epic anime fight scene between Xantalos and Xanmyral?Oh god, now I want to make a gif of that.
Please?
Spoiler: Epic Conflict (click to show/hide)
Post by: mastahcheese on September 17, 2013, 08:02:12 pm
*slow clap*Is there some kind of epic anime fight scene between Xantalos and Xanmyral?Oh god, now I want to make a gif of that.
Please?Spoiler: Epic Conflict (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on September 17, 2013, 08:11:20 pm
Sheer brilliance.*slow clap*Is there some kind of epic anime fight scene between Xantalos and Xanmyral?Oh god, now I want to make a gif of that.
Please?Spoiler: Epic Conflict (click to show/hide)
Post by: MadMalkavian on September 18, 2013, 01:19:21 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Samarkand on September 24, 2013, 10:14:20 pm
My Sigs:
IMPEDE ACTIONSOMEONE. FIND LINKS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 24, 2013, 11:18:27 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 25, 2013, 04:30:39 pm
Spoiler: sigged deeper (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
not using madness inducing fonts such as comic sans?*Inducing maddnesssss....*
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/22.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
Now Inducing Madness activated!!! Ever since someone mentioned that comic sans is madness inducing, I will be posting in comic sans from now on. To make sure Bay 12 becomes even more insane!!!!
Post by: Dorsidwarf on October 04, 2013, 02:40:38 pm
Post by: Dorsidwarf on October 04, 2013, 02:56:56 pm
Halp, I've lost my sigtext.Spoiler: Mass Dementia (click to show/hide)Quote
"REMUTHRA, I AM YOUR FATHER."
"WHAT, HOW?"
"SEX."
"OH, COOL."
been a lot of black holes on a lot of floors.
This should probably surprise me... But it doesn't.
[/quote]
thus presumably detonating with the force of a small nuclear device?Yes. Also, he sues you for damages.
IMPALE ALL PLAYERS ON TOENAILS
On an unrelated topic HOLY BALLS DORSIDWARF YOUR PIC IS AWESOME.Shameless self promotion.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 04, 2013, 05:41:42 pm
*Grammar police*
Post by: Elephant Parade on October 04, 2013, 06:30:09 pm
Post by: Remuthra on October 05, 2013, 09:35:10 pm
Spoiler: Hatman's Sig Vault (click to show/hide)
Post by: Parisbre56 on October 10, 2013, 11:49:37 am
Einsteinian Roulette notes:
Einsteinian Roulette Character Calculator (http://parisbre56-phpexperiment.rhcloud.com/character_creation.html): Helps you create or level up a character for Einsteinian Roulette's new stat system.
Spoiler: Auto-Updating images (click to show/hide) |
Programs:
Bay 12 Thread Downloader and Filter (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131917.msg4675091#msg4675091): A Java program. Allows you to easily download an entire thread for offline reading. Can also be ordered to only keep the posts of certain users, great for reading only the GM's posts or finding the Toad's posts in the Future of the Fortress thread. Can also be used to combine multiple threads into 1.
Work in progress.
RTD:
Special People: An RTD (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133001.0): My first RTD. Choose a special ability and compete with or against others. Now with a TV Tropes page! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Roleplay/SpecialPeople)
Spoiler: My priceless collection of sigs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Avatars (click to show/hide)
Post by: Redzephyr01 on October 13, 2013, 07:16:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: lue on October 14, 2013, 11:35:31 pm
Spoiler: Block 1 (click to show/hide)
Do not click the link to my sigtext in my signature. It will merely lead you to this post. If in doubt, continue pressing the link until fully convinced of the validity of this previously stated truth.
Post by: Projeck37 on October 23, 2013, 11:09:01 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: BlackFlyme on November 04, 2013, 10:59:38 pm
Living weapons, now only slightly broken and fairly out-of-date! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133236.0)
Old avatars. (http://imgur.com/a/iB1Rt)
I'm afraid my Dnager room doesn't spew fire but I'll get right on that.The only times I've ever seen armour take damage was when a fire-breathing FB partially melted some of my soldier's armour.Your danger room doesn't spew fire does it?
Murkyroads
Spoiler: Warning: Huge Pictures and Scenes of Tileset Based Violence (click to show/hide)
I tried it with cats.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Quote from: A spambot's perspective on the secret sauce to DF
I think the primary benefit Small Castle is the actual complexness mixed to popular randomness, and that the gamer has to use a lot of her/his creativity when enjoying (well, at least I do). When enjoying, I'm quite often missing in visualizing that Urist the Hammerlord, wearing extremely decorated doll breastplate, nasal area cut off during a goblin raid few summertime ago and with a penchant for consuming ready massive hamster mind.
Reviving threads so old they could potentially be asked whether they'd rather live with mommy or daddy after the divorce isn't acceptable.
Well, I finally made my robot. Turned him on and was one-shotted before I could even move away. When I respawned, it was nowhere to be found. : /I'm sorry, but you can never truely be my robo-father.
*BAM insta-gib*
I must go find my one true place now. Good bye, bloodied corpse. You were my greatest friend.
"Alright, now, there's probably medicine in the bathroo- oh god no."So what was with the bathroom moose?
As soon as two releases back, moose were hostile all the time. And would appear in odd places. So, having a stalky moose somehow get into a closed, windowless bathroom to ambush you as you go in could and did happen.
And it was glorious.
"Mooooo, motherfucker."
Apparently its easier to summon satan than getting a visa to Ghana.
When my laptop is updating I treat it how a caveman might treat a robot that descended from space (which is to say I really want to beat the shit out of it with a club but I am too much in awe and fear).
II would smother everything with it, actually. Fruit. Plain bread. Pizza.
You fucking monster.
BlackFlyme: proficient imaginary game creator.
Spoiler: I cut things (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gamerlord on November 09, 2013, 11:20:45 am
And it likely turns out to be me who has to settle the hackles of everyone.
Again.
Leading Alpha is like herding homocidal magical cats.
Xantalos, you're in charge of Operation 'Bugger the Gods'. Good luck.Oh that's easy, the hard part is getting them to care about it.
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/7.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
Morgrod/Morgred character sheet. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126265.msg4276849#msg4276849)
Post by: Gentlefish on November 11, 2013, 02:58:16 pm
Even I am not fully sure how it happened, but my group English project has resulted in me being given the position of High Lord Captain of a flotilla for underprivileged sick children's education, which is actually an extremely thin front for piracy operations (the children are being educated to be pirates).Remember kids, only you can START MASSIVE FIRES AND STOP THE SPANISH ARMADA
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 11, 2013, 03:04:59 pm
Post by: Remuthra on November 11, 2013, 03:06:20 pm
THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 11, 2013, 03:07:07 pm
YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
Post by: Remuthra on November 11, 2013, 03:09:51 pm
Ah, but you do not know the true power of...YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
THE SIG INSURGENT!
/me launches the anti-sig nukes.
Post by: Gentlefish on November 11, 2013, 03:10:16 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on November 11, 2013, 03:10:29 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 11, 2013, 03:12:26 pm
Ah, but you do not know the true power of...YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
THE SIG INSURGENT!
/me launches the anti-sig nukes.
Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!
* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.
Post by: Remuthra on November 11, 2013, 03:18:47 pm
Ah, but you forget. The nukes are already here!Ah, but you do not know the true power of...YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
THE SIG INSURGENT!
/me launches the anti-sig nukes.
Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!
* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.
/me
You see, I planted bombs in all my quotes before you sigged them, and the Trojan Bump Image has let insurgents directly into the main bastion of the foul sig empire. Roll to Dwarf is too politically weak to stop us, so there is no one left to help you. Now, the sig thread is OURS! [/evilmonologue]
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 11, 2013, 03:22:22 pm
That's what you thought, but in reality I have been working with Roll to Dwarf to increase its derailing capabilities! We turned your bombs into potato farms long ago, and now when you set off the bombs all that will happen is a delicious dinner of mashed potatoes!Ah, but you forget. The nukes are already here!Ah, but you do not know the true power of...YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
THE SIG INSURGENT!
/me launches the anti-sig nukes.
Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!
* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.
/me
You see, I planted bombs in all my quotes before you sigged them, and the Trojan Bump Image has let insurgents directly into the main bastion of the foul sig empire. Roll to Dwarf is too politically weak to stop us, so there is no one left to help you. Now, the sig thread is OURS! [/evilmonologue]
* Elephant Parade laughs.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on November 13, 2013, 05:52:55 am
That's what you thought, but in reality I have been working with Roll to Dwarf to increase its derailing capabilities! We turned your bombs into potato farms long ago, and now when you set off the bombs all that will happen is a delicious dinner of mashed potatoes!Ah, but you forget. The nukes are already here!Ah, but you do not know the true power of...YOU CANNOT STOP THE SIG THREAD. IT IS ETERNAL.THE SIG THREAD SHALL CLAIM ALL.I'm watching you, evil sighappy scum >:(.
THE SIG INSURGENT!
/me launches the anti-sig nukes.
Hah! The power of the sig thread grows with each new sig! Our numbers are immense!
* Elephant Parade uses a witty quote to block the nuke.
/me
You see, I planted bombs in all my quotes before you sigged them, and the Trojan Bump Image has let insurgents directly into the main bastion of the foul sig empire. Roll to Dwarf is too politically weak to stop us, so there is no one left to help you. Now, the sig thread is OURS! [/evilmonologue]
* Elephant Parade laughs.
SILENCE, ALL OF YOU. THE SIGTHREAD SHALL CONTINUE TO WRITHE, GROW, LEARN IN THE DARKNESS, UNTIL THE FINAL DAY OF HUMANITY, WHEN IT LUNGES FORTH AND CONSUMES ALL.
Post by: MCipher on November 20, 2013, 03:04:24 pm
Spoiler: Dwarf Fortress stuff. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: SS13 Stuff. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Elona. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Et Cetera. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 30, 2013, 11:22:20 pm
So MastahCheese, I was thinking about the civ stage and I was wondering if diplomatic marriages and the like will be taken into account.You should have seen my face as I read through this, as I'm sure my expression grew in WTF as I went along.
Speaking of which what would marriage be like between species, I mean are different species able to procreate?
And since we're on the topic of fire resistance can dragons do that "transform to different species to have bowchicawowwow" thing that happens in fantasy?
And if my character, as a prophet of Xantalos, got it on with a dragon broad would the resulting offspring be some superstrong abomination torn between two opposing gods?
Because these are all vaginamate questions. I mean legitimate. Legitimate is what I said.
Haven't thought about diplomatic marriages.
For interspecies breeding, I'm assuming that none of them are biologically compatible, (except for Lamias, they can breed with anyone, and will always produce more Lamias.) This includes human/elfs, so no half-elves.
Dragons cannot transform.
As for being with a dragon for the purpose of super babies, I'm just going to say "No" to that whole line of questioning.
I'd like to launch a crusade against the heathenistic oversiggers. Does that count?
Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.
"Great job crew! Turns out that spooky, mechanical, god-like Reaper was no one else but old Mr Winterbuckle!"
"Argh, and my plans for devouring all life in the galaxy would've succeeded too if it wasn't for you meddlesome kids!".
Well sure. I don't see how that precludes breaking one or two little limbs, though. Gotta' keep up appearances and whatnot. Make sure the grand kids have a few good stories of when grandparent X twisted parent Y into a pretzel. Or when parent Y managed to escape by jumping out the second story window, stuff like that.
Post by: Dansmithers on November 30, 2013, 11:28:32 pm
jesus, after wrestling with my knowledge of computers a bit, i finally got the link up and running! now just to put in the sigs themselves...HEY I ALREADY SIGGED (part of) THAT!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 30, 2013, 11:29:27 pm
really?jesus, after wrestling with my knowledge of computers a bit, i finally got the link up and running! now just to put in the sigs themselves...HEY I ALREADY SIGGED (part of) THAT!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
FINE
edit: there we go, took away the one sentence which you already sigged, and also the answer relating to it.
Post by: Dansmithers on November 30, 2013, 11:36:29 pm
pfffft..... okreally?jesus, after wrestling with my knowledge of computers a bit, i finally got the link up and running! now just to put in the sigs themselves...HEY I ALREADY SIGGED (part of) THAT!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
FINE
edit: there we go, took away the one sentence which you already sigged, and also the answer relating to it.
Post by: mastahcheese on December 01, 2013, 12:37:22 am
Post by: flabort on December 01, 2013, 02:16:38 am
Common courtesy is to not sig something someone else sigged, BUT, are there actually any rules against it?
Post by: mastahcheese on December 01, 2013, 02:21:56 am
Yes. :PNot any actual, realized rules, no.
Common courtesy is to not sig something someone else sigged, BUT, are there actually any rules against it?
It's just sort of an honor thing, I guess.
Post by: flabort on December 01, 2013, 02:25:02 am
I still have my piece of the pyramid sitting in my sig :P
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 01, 2013, 02:25:34 am
Post by: mastahcheese on December 01, 2013, 02:28:07 am
Pretty much. Although there was that incident that resulted in about 50 sigs containing Xantalos's (or was it Xanmyral's? Or someone else?) entire sig, with a <snip> in the quote.It was Xantalos's , and it was GUNINRUNIN (hope I spelled that right) that sigged his sigspace at first.
I still have my piece of the pyramid sitting in my sig :P
Post by: Elephant Parade on December 01, 2013, 02:30:08 am
I also have part of the pyramid sigged.Pretty much. Although there was that incident that resulted in about 50 sigs containing Xantalos's (or was it Xanmyral's? Or someone else?) entire sig, with a <snip> in the quote.It was Xantalos's , and it was GUNINRUNIN (hope I spelled that right) that sigged his sigspace at first.
I still have my piece of the pyramid sitting in my sig :P
Post by: Steelmagic on December 01, 2013, 03:28:33 am
An honor thing? In that case it should be settled with a duel forYes. :PNot any actual, realized rules, no.
Common courtesy is to not sig something someone else sigged, BUT, are there actually any rules against it?
It's just sort of an honor thing, I guess.
Post by: Elephant Parade on December 01, 2013, 03:32:00 am
Hmm. I'm about to set up a duel-based RTD. Would you two like the first duel?An honor thing? In that case it should be settled with a duel forYes. :PNot any actual, realized rules, no.
Common courtesy is to not sig something someone else sigged, BUT, are there actually any rules against it?
It's just sort of an honor thing, I guess.my entertainmentthe sake of honor.
Post by: mastahcheese on December 01, 2013, 05:45:03 pm
Hmm. I'm about to set up a duel-based RTD. Would you two like the first duel?I'd like in on it.
Post by: kisame12794 on December 01, 2013, 07:15:19 pm
Post by: Remuthra on December 01, 2013, 07:20:39 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 01, 2013, 07:32:33 pm
I'd like to launch a crusade against the heathenistic oversiggers. Does that count?is it okay if i take this? its ok if i take this.
Post by: monk12 on December 01, 2013, 08:43:54 pm
Post by: Eotyrannus on December 26, 2013, 11:28:05 am
Post by: BFEL on December 27, 2013, 04:03:43 pm
So talking about BFEL's "sword" helped Highmax to score a girlfriend.
Day = Done.
Shhhh, don't interrupt the circlejerk in its natural habitat.
Planetary orbits are the BEST circles to jerk.
Also, BFEL, are you using the van that got taken on by a weed whacker, David and Goliath style?
Trees are also smashing through my glass ceiling, which, while inspirational, is getting a little annoying.
... hold up. TT wasn't considered sufficiently anime? Doesn't that have a japanese dubbed OP and everything?
It didn't have a beach episode. It can't be Anime.
[You] are anxious that the cops are stealing our organs and selling them to aliens for candy money. You may feel slightly responsible for this.
You're so lax with posting! :P
Do you post and then throw your computer across the ocean?!
To top it all off, the Mad King Gleb twenty years back replaced the then-chancellor, Lord Mayor of Muscovy, with the horse glitterhoof. As if to rub it in, glitterhoof admirably fabricated the claim that the Lord Mayor had been working on for decades... in a week. Truly, the butt monkeys of the republic.
BFEL confirmed for Cookie Monster.
DAAAAAAAAMN YOOOOOOOUUUUUU BEEEEE FEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! *waggles fist*
Hello!
You are wrong.
Good day!
"healing nuke."I lost my ability to even.
Deathsword is not a gender.Teneb has not revealed their gender, afaik. Unless it's on their profile. Who even looks at profiles though?Teneb is Deathsword :P
Tarn confirmed for feeding off of your tears.I'd appreciate it if all further posts in this thread involved more sadness
being able to rename everything I want as Penis is worth more than the world.
Bask in my fish privilege and despair.
It is a known fact that phones only need the battery to initiate nuclear fusion.
Do you best not to bleed on her. If you must, try to bleed on her in an endearing fashion.
60% Okay, you're either just as hard a drinker as I am or you're secretly a cow. Either way, props to you.
you are a tribal vault-hunting cyborg mailperson who set off a bunch of nukes (twice), helped a bunch of ungrateful fucks take over the hoover dam for muh power, got shot in the head and lived with probably no repercussions whatsoever, and is gay for their own brain
Spoiler: Lordas vision, A.K.A. I love Gizoogle (click to show/hide)
WHERE DO YOU EVEN GET ENOUGH BABY FOR A PICKAXE? THERE ISN'T ENOUGH BABY.
Because burritos exist to be defiled.
Burrito NTR manga.
The three words I never thought would be strung together.
"Thuun, the mage who single-handedly documented the myriad ways that magic could go wrong."
Dammit/me is totally fine with getting their ass sore if you know what I meanIS THAT YOUR.....OBJECTIVE?!??!?!?! :P
((We could always vat-grow a few thousand May-drones per planet and unleash them to keep tensions down.))((But think of the tigers! What will happen to them?))
Obtain badger harem.
Uh.
Well. I was going more for "fell and terrible" and less "I regularly get beaten up by tiny blue communists", but okay.
The lesson is: extended family is for prostitution, not for holding land.
You know it's too much KSP when you're thinking about stories, and you mentally replace climax with apoapsis."Oh baby I'm reaching apogee! Don't stop!"
I don't sex until after the ring. also, monogamy ftw....please tell me your name's not Samwise.
Have you checked GoG? Or uh...GIWRUNGWOIUGJEOFJOUGVNJD
... Trying not to swallow your keyboard in impotent rage?
Its a conspiracy theory. They're trying to frame BFEL for stealing stuff because he knows too much. Like how to swallow a keyboard.
This is becoming the computer hardware deepthroating station.
Post by: Elephant Parade on December 27, 2013, 09:55:20 pm
The Elf- A Theory (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116685.0)"Thuun, the mage who single-handedly documented the myriad ways that magic could go wrong."((We could always vat-grow a few thousand May-drones per planet and unleash them to keep tensions down.))((But think of the tigers! What will happen to them?))
You should really use url tags in your sig. It looks horrible as-is.
Code: [Select]
Now that I'm in the sigging business, I need [url=http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg4865019#msg4865019]this.[/url]
Post by: Lagslayer on December 29, 2013, 12:14:46 am
Quote from: Azureangelic
Quote from: Number4WHAT. SYRUPSPRINKLE? CARNAL QUAKES? Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.
oh geez how could i have missed that? i thought it was some random touhou thread, hahhello everyone, im posting here not because i have something sad to tell, but because i find it strange that despite there being a sad thread with 4.6k replies on the first page of this section. There is no such thread for happy things that happened? Why isnt there a thread called "Things that made you smile today?". I think this is sad... oh wait lol hahaha
The happy thread is the thread with burritos in the title.
Regardless of what other people are saying about it being mere coincidence, I'm 100% certain that Angler Fishes used to be land dwelling creatures, a hideous race of fish people that used their bioluminescence to bring humanity to it's knees. It was the Neanderthals that sacrificed themselves in the long forgotten Fish V Cave Man war that drove them down into the depths of the oceans.
When Jewish Meth Grannies Attack
Post by: flame99 on December 29, 2013, 04:34:08 am
Are you suggesting we carve the skin off the next random peasant we meet and wear their skin and face?
I have some tips if you need em.
So I did a thing. (http://twoota.wikia.com/wiki/TWoOtA_Wiki)I grant you the title Great Hero of Heroic Greatness
(apparently that's something I can do)
Er... Sorry, but there's nothing here, this was an accidental misposted-
Ah, screw it.
The story of Kolkeskal, the FB-slaying turkey. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=132401.msg4932498#msg4932498)We should marry mankind! Let's get married married married~
We should domesticate mankind. ((Or maybe i'm too ambitious, just popped op in my head))
Either something is wrong, or I may have suddenly discovered that the secret to fire magic is shea butter hand soap.On the -fords from TWoOtA. See the wiki link in my post sig if you don't know what TWoOtA is.
Spoiler: I wonder if the angels have a pet bovine (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Or maybe one of them is an archaeologist or scoundrel (click to show/hide)Spoiler: And I'm sure that at least one of them is swimming in dosh (click to show/hide)
How come sometimes when I think about Luna everything smells like gold and I taste screaming fanaticism and statues?
And so it was told. The greedy dwarves of Bay12 would have to wait three days. Three days, they would have to survive without knowledge of the true world. Three days... without the glorious presence of Lune... But on that final day they would receive a rant. A rant to end all rants! Thirty-five paragraphs of pure epic! And so the dwarves agreed, their greed overcoming sense...
I say this is the most loving, accepting, positive way possible: FUUUUCK YOOOOOOOU AND YOUR DAMN LUCK. :PWell, this is certainly going into my sig.
I'm currently running 1 forum game:
The War of the Elements (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137910.0), a semi-fantasy TSG that I really have no idea what I'm doing with. I'd like to add some more, but I'm not sure what I could add. Go ahead and read if for yourself; it isn't terribly long, or at least at the time of writing.
Post by: Rolepgeek on January 02, 2014, 05:37:21 pm
And also quotes I've stolen from other people.
Roleplgeek, you're the best.
TWEET TWEET TWEET, BITCH
Damn illegal aliens! They are stealing our souls!
Post by: Playergamer on January 02, 2014, 05:49:51 pm
Gotta say, I steal sigs all the time. Well, not all the time, but there's a couple in there I didn't find in the wild. Haters gonna hate.Sigged :P
Post by: TalonisWolf on February 01, 2014, 10:36:12 pm
Quote from:
Crimsom Doom, during an debate within a thread on the Sufficient Velocity forums:
...this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. You don't fight stupid misconceptions by spreading stupid misconceptions on the other side of the argument, you fight stupid misconceptions by using provable truth. If they won't listen to proof, they won't listen to anything.
Just to clarify its not one civ per player, rather everyone's working together.It is not my fault if everyone else's suggestions are wrong.
10/10
I am Dunamisdeos of Llama. Your artifacts and liquor supplies will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
I think blasting both hands off of somebody is firmly in the "less lethal" category, not "nonlethal". :P
Either way, it's a good way to disarm your opponent.
"Unhand me, knave!"
(https://www.minecraftskinstealer.com/achievement/a.php?i=38&h=%21%21FUN%21%21&t=Fort+died+to+Magma) (https://www.minecraftskinstealer.com/achievement/)
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/12.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
...so I'm Urist McUseless Craftsdwarf. Joy.
Elves:A Theory (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=116685.0)
Cast Time Reversal on GWG to pull him back to a point where he hasn't suffered any pain, 'healing' or wounds.
[5]
NO...NOOOOO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I HATE YOU FOREVER.
TALONISWOLF RUINED EVERYTHING, STAB HIM IN THE PANCREAS
^...Opps.^
I didn't think it would work, I thought it would backfire spectacularly... but I'm not complaining.
YOUR HAMBURGURERS WILL BUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNBURN IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE, CRETIN! MY SHEEP SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!HAMBURGERS WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE SHEEP((And thus began the great war of new zealand with sheep,cows,and shear ninjas with snow-making machines.))SHEEP WILL CONSUME ALL OF THE HAMBURGERS
Start threataning the sheep with the fact that they could be the next ingrediant for my world famous hamburgers.
YES,THEY SHALL REIGN SUPREME IN MY HAMBURGERS!!
I think we should stop now.
WITH YOUR SHEEP IN THEM!!!
Probably
*chugs beer and then slams it on the floor*
LET'S FUCKING DO IT!
And Captain Testosterone steps up to the plate. I'm sure his good friend Poor Judgement will be following soon after.
Joe attempts to synthesize health from testosterone.
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, WE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE GRASS. WE HAD DIRT, AND THAT WAS IT. IT WAS OUR DINNER, OUR TOYBOX, OUR INTERNET, AND OUR ONLY FRIEND.ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE? I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE TO INSULT YOU IF YOU ARE INSINUATING THAT GRASS IS UNFAMILIER TO PEOPLE.BECAUSE THE ORIGINAL SAYING WAS A CONVENIENT IDIOM FOR THE RARITY OF AN OBJECT, SEEING AS THE TREES THAT PEOPLE WERE MOST FAMILIAR WITH GREW APPLES WHICH ARE QUITE COMMON, YOU UNEDUCATED SWINE!WHICH GROWS ON SOIL, INBRED PEASANT!THEN HOW COME WE DON'T SAY "GROW ON SOIL" FOR EVERYTHING, SINCE TREES ALSO GROW ON SOIL, FECKLESS KNAVE?
I'M NOT EVEN FAMILIER WITH THIS STUFF
I JUST WANTED TO SHOOT GWG IN THE FACE
Screw the rules I have headcannon.Head: Deuterium Flouride Laser ("Head mounts reroll head location" haha no they don't)I think it's meant to be "Main mounts reroll head location", because they're usually too big.
I'd like to file a complaint with our intel department.
Where would i find the proper forms?
The forms are probably inside a Howitzer. You'll have to climb in to get them, though.
...
If you can get salmon in animal traps, you should be able to eject them by putting those into minecarts, having the cart hit a wall, throwing the animal trap which hits another wall, which should throw the raw salmon.
Unfortunately, water doesn't slow down flying objects, so they'd probably hit the bottom of the catch pool and explode or something, but I'd still call that a success.
Sturgeon's law Lego, you forgot to factor in that.
Look it up, it's the idea that 90% of everything is crap, and the remaining 10% is any good.
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Spoiler: After a piece I drew for Necrothreat (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Einsteinian in a Nutshell (click to show/hide)
Cats:Dwarf Fortress trying to show us something? (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill)
D1 through to D999 Dice Roller! (you type # in on bottom most die) (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm)
ASCII DRAW
http://amulware.net/advASCIIdraw/][URL] (http://amulware.net/advASCIIdraw/)
Post by: Remuthra on February 01, 2014, 10:57:51 pm
See "Useless Craftsdwarf Professions".More like Urist McSiegeEngineer.
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/12.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
...so I'm Urist McUseless Craftsdwarf. Joy.
Or Urist McLegendaryMetalWorker.
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on February 04, 2014, 05:21:33 pm
GAMES:
Trailblazers in a World of Winter (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=133872.0) (hiatus)
Roll to destroy the GM (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=135839.0)
Into Empty Skies (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136167.0) (It's dead, Jim.)
QUOTES:
Yo ass might wonder why I be so much mo' blingin than yo thugged-out ass. Of course I be mo' blingin ta me than yo ass is ta me; I don't give two shits bout yo thugged-out ass. That's tha ass of dis matter: tha issue here is what tha fuck you all do fo' me, not tha other way around. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka!
Yes, actually. Seriously, snorting bonecain is a major common sense violation.
Yes, you accidentally knocked over your shiv collection and will have to spend the day arranging it so somebody doesn't get shanked unintentionally *hint, hint*
On the other hand, if something is bad enough that you'll get your ass drilled into to cure, then I'd rather the ass-drill than for it to continue.If someone is going to drill into my bones I want to be knocked out for the procedure and then so doped up with meds afterward that I don't remember my recovery period, and the doctor hands me a bill one day and says "Son, you don't even want to know." Gladly pay.
Making an all-purpose introduction thread for the forum is sort of like hanging a "WELCOME TO THE FORUM!" banner in one corner above a battered, fold-up plastic table with a few plates of stale cheese sandwiches and a bottle of flat soda, and then sitting nearby with a creepily welcoming grin, just waiting for someone to be lured in so we can greet them.
Anything can stop a moose in its tracks if you have enough of it traveling at a high enough velocity.
"Urist McRandomGuard has been happy lately. He admired a nice ass lately."
...Wait, what?
Ice wolves Russia, Soviet you in axe!Wolves You Soviet, Ice Russia Axe In!Axe Soviet in, ice you Russia wolves!In Soviet Wolves, ice Russia you axe!In Soviet Russia, axe wolves ice you!In Soviet Russia, ice wolves axe you!Plot twist: the wolves tested the ice axe on him.In Soviet Russia, wolves ice axe you!
I call bacon nom sequitur, so my just as planned.
Well, I had a rather strange dream. It was that I was playing a game of D&D with friends, an oddity to begin with seeing as I have no fucking clue how the hell D&D works. Continuing on, for some reason, my character was named, of all things, "Jesus".
He was a grizzly bear.
Made out of solid beer.
He spent the whole of combat convincing enemies to walk into enclosed spaces.
Why? Because his sole ability was that, if someone enters an enclosed space, he could seal it perfectly and instantly perform a closed-room murder. In addition to that, when the clawed and mauled corpse is inevitably found, it would always, for some obscure reason, be naked and any autopsy or autopsy-equivalent performed upon it would indicate that the cause of death was AIDS. Throat clawed out? AIDS did it. Cleanly bisected? AIDS of course. Vivisected, gutted, mauled, perforated, torn to shreds and clawed for good measure? Without a doubt, the symptoms of AIDS.
Please tell me you'll be playing a talking anime fox~
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/20.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
(http://theoatmeal.com/img/quizzes/generated/2_33_seconds.jpg) (http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls)
<p>Created by Oatmeal (http://theoatmeal.com)</p>
This is why you don't have sexytimes with an iron golem.Or magma Gollum. After his fall, of course.
Bemoan your fate through lungs stifled by the infecting Yeast! Bubble your last breath in foamy fountains of pain! Succumb to the Ghost Beer and be our sacrifice, lest it strikes again.
Spoiler: SIG-TERRITORIES CLAIMED BY THE GLORIOUS EMPIRE OF AUSTRIA-HUNGARY (click to show/hide)
I guess you can call it Lemurilla's Thrilla Paper in Teaching How to Holla for a Dolla Dolla Bill, Y'all.
Spider crab, spider crab
Does whatever should never be done
What's it like? We don't know
Cuz we're busy nuking from orbit
Heads up!
Here comes atomic purging!
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on February 04, 2014, 08:39:47 pm
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on February 05, 2014, 02:37:57 am
You pimped my screed!So I did. Here's the full version:
Spoiler: Pimpin' Chrizzle card yo (click to show/hide)
Post by: Elephant Parade on February 05, 2014, 02:45:45 am
Gizoogle never ceases to be entertaining.You pimped my screed!So I did. Here's the full version:Spoiler: Pimpin' Chrizzle card yo (click to show/hide)
Post by: Steelmagic on February 05, 2014, 03:23:09 am
I've run Bay12 through gizoogle a few times, and it's just so funny to see everybody talking gangsta. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.Gizoogle never ceases to be entertaining.You pimped my screed!So I did. Here's the full version:Spoiler: Pimpin' Chrizzle card yo (click to show/hide)
Post by: Avis-Mergulus on February 05, 2014, 03:49:06 am
Quote
I be a monument ta all of yo' sins.
If you peep me, it is too late.
Behold hommie! Da magnificent juice of tha grand sorceror!
Da manifest fear of ten thousand godz n' demons shall end yo' game.
Run.
Post by: Remuthra on February 05, 2014, 03:57:59 pm
Derm's sig cracked me up especially hard.Gravemind?QuoteI be a monument ta all of yo' sins.
If you peep me, it is too late.
Behold hommie! Da magnificent juice of tha grand sorceror!
Da manifest fear of ten thousand godz n' demons shall end yo' game.
Run.
Post by: kisame12794 on February 05, 2014, 04:30:13 pm
Post by: Octobomb on February 05, 2014, 04:49:15 pm
Nah. It's just the stuff in Derms sig.No, it is the gravemind. Also Cortana.
This is UNSC A.I. Serial Number CTN0452-9. I am a monument to all your sins.
Awesome.
Post by: Dermonster on February 05, 2014, 06:49:16 pm
I really should, you know, actually make a decent sig but I just kinda threw things together one day and called it good.
*Does it again.*
Post by: mastahcheese on February 05, 2014, 08:39:54 pm
Oh yeah, that thing.FTFY
I straight-up should, you know, straight-up cook up a thugged-out decent sig but I just kinda threw thangs together one dizzle n' called it good.
*Does it again.*
Post by: Dermonster on February 05, 2014, 09:09:26 pm
Post by: Urist McScoopbeard on February 05, 2014, 09:23:18 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on February 05, 2014, 10:07:05 pm
Quote from: Gizooglepedia
Muthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Post by: mastahcheese on February 05, 2014, 10:08:27 pm
Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.Oh man, that's great.Quote from: GizooglepediaMuthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Post by: Eotyrannus on February 14, 2014, 10:40:34 am
I can see it fine - maybe one of your eyes has fallen out?
Nah, I've already elected a "goblin spokesman". His Name is Urist McVolcano and he is 12000 °U. His hobbies include *Olivine Floodgate* and magma corridors.
You have Fourier transformations. Why would you need a girlfriend?
Post by: killerhellhound on February 23, 2014, 01:58:16 am
Post by: 4maskwolf on February 28, 2014, 11:30:09 pm
Spoiler: quotes about me! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dwarf Fortress Funnies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mafia Funnies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Other funnies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Words of Wisdom from the Toad (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Images and Gifs (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Youtube videos that amuse me (click to show/hide)
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on March 06, 2014, 06:12:45 pm
Wait, are you saying I can read a Thug Internet? If only there were an Achewood dialogue version.Gizoogle'd Wikipedia is best Wikipedia.Oh man, that's great.Quote from: GizooglepediaMuthafucka Teresa was tha recipient of a shitload of honours includin tha 1979 Nobel Peace Prize. In late 2003, dat biiiiatch was beatified, tha third step toward possible sainthood, givin her tha title "Blessed Teresa of Calcutta" fo' realz. A second miracle credited ta her intercession is required before dat thugged-out biiiatch can be recognised as a saint by tha Catholic Church.[1]
Post by: TD1 on March 12, 2014, 05:56:37 pm
The mother, because the child was closest, grabbed one of his arms and started breaking it slowly, twisting it around - probably laughing maniacally. When the arm was broken, she went for the legs and the ribs. During this the child punched and kicked her in retaliation. But after both legs were broken...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
i <3 pi
And it even makes mathematical sense.
You're quite right it's rude!
If people want to lick the Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, who are you to stop them, eh?!
The Son of God goes well with coffee and YOU SHAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY! D:<
I haven't seen any carnivorous plant or anything like cannibal trees, yet...
Wouldn't cannibal trees technically eat other trees?
"As a symbol of apology for our recent over-logging, and our intent to live in harmony with nature from this point forth, we would like to offer the elven forests these saplings..."
I'VE BEEN SIGGED
I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET
10/10I HAVE RISEN FAR IN THE RANKS OF FORUMITES, AND I MAY NOW CLAIM THAT I AM WELL-KNOWN
SWEET
I got sigged. Intriguing.
NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!- NANA NANA -HAPPYDANCE!-
Sweeeeet, it's been a while since I've been sigged.
The next comprehensible thing I post in this thread, or anywhere? I'm just curious if you're gonna stalk me or not.
Wham! Another siege. Population down to 28, the whole fort is miasma, vomit, and ghosts. A child apparently threw itself into the chasm at the second bridge. Fell 23 z-levels down, straight into my mining installation. Child bits everywhere, the mother went berzerk and was put down by my vampire speardwarf via a *steel spear* to the heart.
God, I love this game.
Terrifying.It was inevitable.Is that a reference to the new DF? Already?It was inevitable.Is Descanophrenia a real illness.I... What?
I don't care either way.
♫Stab, Stab, Stab the trolloc,
gently through the eye,
merrily merrily merrily merrily,
I am committing genocide!♫
All hail Th4DwArfY1, resident license plate.
Yep. Tanks wheeling around, Russians dueling amidst the shellfire and a comet is probably falling from the sky into a boat full of drunk slavs grenade fishing for Cthulhu.
I'm confused. How do people even know you're 10 pounds black?Oh god, they can smell it!
I wonder how many times people have accidentally summoned an Outer God by trying to pronounce the names of Icelandic mountains.
I just got sigged. Like for reals sigged, not just put into the sigtext thread.
By LSP.
IMMA BE FAMOUS!
Saying my real name three times will summon Nguälthu-Sharügga, He of the Thousand Whispering Voids to Earth to feast on your frail psyches.
Quote from: Darvi
I was gonna argue that God never died, but then Zombie Nietzsche wanted a word with me and braaaaiiinnnsssss
/me walks into the room, leaving the door open
/me pounds on the table once, NAV's mug bounces into the air
GET ON WITH IT
Adorable has my gravest condolences if it's bedding something with teeth like that.
MMM, Delicious Mastah-burgers.
They're cheeseburgers, of course.
In the land of Drunk Fort where the forts fallOne for the Sloshed Lord on his Besotten ThroneNine for the dorfed players doomed to dieThree bottles for the sober-kings under the skySeven bottles for the drunk lords in their halls of stoneOne drunk to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.One drunk to find them.Historically the choice falls to the First Drunk.This is the truth. Whether or not First Drunk is swayed by popular opinion, well... THIS IS NOT A DWARFBLASTED DEMOCRACY! ONE DRUNK TO RULE THEM ALL!
I'm good either way.
Putin is dead, long live Putin!
Did anyone notice that I had a living patient?
Strange times indeed
Im already eating Dwarfy"s arm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
inb4 dwarven scholars start discussing the Simulation Hypothesis as a procedurally generated knowledge item.URIST, WE ARE JUST A SIMULATION! WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IT ENDS? WHAT HAPPENS?
IT IS TERRIFYING!
What if the dinner you ate yesterday was the physical manifestation of your Lord God?The Catholics were right all along
I got this funny tingling feeling that there's a turn coming up. It feels almost like heart burn but with dwarves.
I propose we settle this question like men of honour: With a Kant-off to the second blood, at dawn tomorrow.
I just mentioned there's a madman with a chainsaw running around.Did you check his breast count? We might want to compare it to the amount of breasts he has later tonight for the sake of science.
And you're still talking about breast statistics.
You can't take the sky from meCat bomb the landand boil the sea
I too enjoy the azure marijuana.
If a deer gun is used to hunt deer, a wife gun is used for...?To hunt, dear.
But your lawn is the philosophical elixir from which we all sup; without it, our lives are devoid of meaning.(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)(http://i.picasion.com/resize85/6fb0de4bf475a1b0f1945458c515416c.gif)
=I wrote this to this beat (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_lLsxRX1KE)
TD1 postcode
Delivery man on site
TD1 fucking u up
TD1 bass on man's life
TD1 Catch u on the sidewalk
U gonna catch TD1's knife
My TD1 street is a Fortress
You mans street is useless
TD1 is under the mines
TD1 is under the grimes
TD1 drill to the mithril
TD1 battle trance tranquil
U fink u can siege me
U better watch your hide
Mans squad in ur castle
U fink u can hide
Mans squad dug ur castle
Cave in says goodbye
TD1 droppin fire
Magma gang ignite
Posting in case I ever do sig anyting.May The Sig Possess you, Erils. May The Sig Possess You
Post by: Erils on March 17, 2014, 03:01:55 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on March 21, 2014, 02:48:01 pm
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What could be less deadly than being fired at an orbiting spaceship from a massive cannon in the hopes of overpowering its crew before any nearby ships notice and blow you to space dust with their weapons? That's, like, literally one of the least dangerous things HMRC ever did.
You'd be surprised how many people try to lodge themselves into walls.
Cut your own balls and then rub them on the faces of the whole civilization to make it go extinct.
Haha "Has it been 4 days? Better check if my penis is still there again."
Quote from: Urist McStation, THE OWL
You sit around your station while the ones who seek to ruin it run rampant. The security team has jumped through the gateway, abandonning you. I am your salvation. I. am the. owl.
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OOC: Darkpaladin109: Wow, all these bits of conversation I can almost hear sounds like part of a joke.
OOC: Darkpaladin109: The chemist and a skrell enter the bar.
OOC: Necro910: The chemist asks for some H2O. The skrell tries to sound fancy for his friend and asks for some H2O too. The skrell dies.
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02:51 <PowderMinerr>: COMMUNIST CAVEMAN MIME OF GLORIOUS SILENT AND PRIMITIVE REVOLUTION
Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.
ORIGINAL QUOTE IN SIG:
Wait, are you trying to be a party member or an adversary?
Quote from: The Book Of The Prince, Chapter 4
6. And the King said unto the Prince, “As you have willed it, so shall I arrange it, and so when the eight-and-twentieth day of the seventh month occurs, I shall permit you to return to the land of Technology and bring down your judgement upon the Men who have wronged you.”
7. And as the King said it, so was it so.
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18:34 <darkpaladin109>: just lost to a guy with a exodia deck on DN, actually
18:35 <__Darvi__>: Exodia?! Impossible, nobody's ever managed to summon him!
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22:01 <FOE>: all hail evil over lord darkpaladin109
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on March 26, 2014, 03:00:00 pm
14th of April 1912, late at night
A great big ship, she had a jolt and a fright
Ice came by and made sweet sweet lovin' to her
Starboard side, and the wine-dark water never
Felt so fine
Felt so fine
The water rushin' in never felt so fine
They was dancin' down in steerage, in the flow
Of the jam. Thump of the engine was a blow
And a slam. And up on the decks they was up
And about. Tappin' all their feet and a' scream
And a' shout
And a' shout
Water on their toes puttin' an end to their drought
Cap'n standin' tall on the mast as she slump
All the crew dancin' to the Hindenberg Jump
All the ladies goovin' the Lifeboat Shuffle
Men shufflin' off on the Mortal Coil Hustle
Felt so fine
Felt so fine
Silence on the water never felt so fine
Post by: mastahcheese on March 26, 2014, 07:31:36 pm
Post by: 4maskwolf on March 26, 2014, 10:09:12 pm
I tried to read that but after getting distracted by your avatar for the 4th time I gave up.I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT EVERY TIME I CHECK MY SIG.
The being said, OH MY GOSH SO CUTE!!!! I love your avatar, LeoLeonardoIII
Post by: TD1 on March 27, 2014, 01:35:14 pm
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on March 27, 2014, 01:47:07 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 27, 2014, 01:49:01 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on March 27, 2014, 06:15:43 pm
Um...
Hmm.
Post by: BFEL on March 29, 2014, 08:22:04 pm
I tried to read that but after getting distracted by your avatar for the 4th time I gave up.I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT EVERY TIME I CHECK MY SIG.
The being said, OH MY GOSH SO CUTE!!!! I love your avatar, LeoLeonardoIII
Hey, you think that's bad? I have to deal with Elephant Parade correcting the lack of url tags in my sig FOREVER. Seriously, anyone seeing my sig laughs, then looks down and goes "oh wait, looks like BFEL is an idiot, nevermind!"
Post by: mastahcheese on March 29, 2014, 08:25:57 pm
Post by: flabort on March 30, 2014, 12:07:15 am
I tried to read that but after getting distracted by your avatar for the 4th time I gave up.I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT EVERY TIME I CHECK MY SIG.
The being said, OH MY GOSH SO CUTE!!!! I love your avatar, LeoLeonardoIII
Hey, you think that's bad? I have to deal with Elephant Parade correcting the lack of url tags in my sig FOREVER. Seriously, anyone seeing my sig laughs, then looks down and goes "oh wait, looks like BFEL is an idiot, nevermind!"
I get "Was once", not "is". "Was once". This impression can be given to more people for the low low price of sigging more stuff to put more space between the top of your sig to his post!
Post by: mastahcheese on March 30, 2014, 12:11:51 am
Post by: TD1 on March 30, 2014, 03:45:59 am
Post by: Elephant Parade on March 30, 2014, 03:51:20 am
I DECLARE A SIG WARAre we going to have another derail?
Don't make me break out the poorly drawn art.
Post by: Xantalos on March 30, 2014, 04:02:24 am
Oh don't do that.I DECLARE A SIG WARAre we going to have another derail?
Don't make me break out the poorly drawn art.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on March 30, 2014, 05:00:35 am
Oh don't do that.I DECLARE A SIG WARAre we going to have another derail?
Don't make me break out the poorly drawn art.
Don't do that.
DO NOT DO THAT.
DO NOT DECLARE A SIG WAR.
Post by: Parsely on March 30, 2014, 12:56:21 pm
Post by: TD1 on March 30, 2014, 04:53:21 pm
Oh don't do that.I DECLARE A SIG WARAre we going to have another derail?
Don't make me break out the poorly drawn art.
Don't do that.
DO NOT DO THAT.
DO NOT DECLARE A SIG WAR.
One doesn't simply declare a Sig War...
Post by: Xanmyral on March 30, 2014, 05:16:34 pm
Post by: Armok on March 30, 2014, 05:58:58 pm
War! War! War! War! War! War! War! War!
... just like the good old VN times, me hopes tis'll become!
Post by: mastahcheese on March 30, 2014, 07:02:23 pm
Don't make me come down there.
Post by: Persus13 on March 30, 2014, 10:05:50 pm
A Sig police action on the other hand should be fine.
Post by: Tomcost on March 31, 2014, 10:59:12 am
Greatwyrmgold! For the future of this mission, you will give me that foot massage!
OH GOD I'M PMING MYSELF
*stroke the floor lovingly*
*stroke the floor seductively*
*stroke the floor in a way worthy of a restraining order*
Spoiler: Derm's Perplexicon Song (click to show/hide)
I'll take garden-variety, reliable, mutilation thanks.
I just double-checked, and they're on the Tomplexicon list, so I'm not sure what you're talking about.
Perhaps you should cast Summon Hemorrhoid Cream?
"Who's a good ghoul? Who's a good ghoul always ready to MURDER?"
Spoiler: Derm's rap against one of my bosses (click to show/hide)
Post by: LeoLeonardoIII on April 01, 2014, 06:31:49 pm
Don't start what you know you can't finish!You know what would really fry their bacon? If you updated a map of some kind. They would just hate that.
Don't make me come down there.
Post by: dawnstar on April 02, 2014, 12:27:29 pm
But elves hate me!"They hate everyone. They just especially hate you."
the height of stealth tech involves melting people's eyes with high powered lasers and creating extremely loud wailing noises from speakers that make people's ears bleed.
CATS!
They are made for hats. :D
...Did...Did GWG just semi-condone something as ridiculous and admittedly kinda stupid as the Descanpocalypse?!It needs to vibrate, and the tentacle arm needs to spaz out.That would be neat.Dammit freeform, of all the purposefully shoddy work mine has to be Actually Shoddy.Someone should sig that.
RUN FOR YOU LIVES! CTHULHU IS DESCENDING UPON THE EARTH ONCE MORE, AND THE ELDER GODS SHALL RISE! DON'T YOU SEE?! THE NATURAL ORDER OF THINGS HAS BEEN VIOLATED AND DESTROYED!
And so it was told. The greedy dwarves of Bay12 would have to wait three days. Three days, they would have to survive without knowledge of the true world. Three days... without the glorious presence of Lune... But on that final day they would receive a rant. A rant to end all rants! Thirty-five paragraphs of pure epic! And so the dwarves agreed, their greed overcoming sense...
((Working on it still, give me a few more days.))give me a few more days.))few more daysfew more daysWe're in for the rant of a lifetime.
And so the rants BEGAN IN THE GREAT RANTING OF 014 AND AS IT WAS TOLD IVAN OUR WISE SHAPESHIFTER GAVE A SPEECH OF UNIMAGINABLE LENGTH FILLED WITH BOREDOM AND LUNE KNOWS WHAT ELSE!!!!~~~~~~~~~
While searching around, you realize something.
You're in a Starbucks.
Alone.
With no laws.
No rules.
Specifically, none against stealing.
You have now achieved your life dream.
FREE. COFFEE.
"Hm, let's see. You hit, I make plan, you win. You hit, I no make plan, dragon bites your hand off."
Rants! Rants! Rants! In all their obscene, shining, unabridged glory! I must have rants to sustain my existence!
Hmm, "play"...hmm indeed(Yes, "Play."))
Post by: TalonisWolf on April 05, 2014, 08:41:38 pm
Oh don't do that.I DECLARE A SIG WARAre we going to have another derail?
Don't make me break out the poorly drawn art.
Don't do that.
DO NOT DO THAT.
DO NOT DECLARE A SIG WAR.
One doesn't simply declare a Sig War...
One does not simply... (http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://troll.me/images2/boromit/one-does-not-simply-one-does-not-simply.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.troll.me/2012/04/02/uncategorized/one-does-not-simply-one-does-not-simply-2/&h=516&w=551&tbnid=DVpbYX80hQitBM:&zoom=1&docid=-Es7_MowOwIzhM&hl=en&ei=fK9AU6H1KMqwygHLrYDQBA&tbm=isch&client=safari&ved=0CK8BEIQcMDQ)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 06, 2014, 06:35:54 pm
Indecision and lawlessness are unDwarven?
Indecision: n. An inability to decide which leader to follow, unto the point of replacing them yearly.
Lawlessness: n. see Murdermachines.
[...]Fiddle challenges with Demons.
That is one genuinely awe-inspiring way to make musicality more useful!
All you guys and your fancy coding languages...Visual Basic? thats' that language where you can have three different keywords for empty variable - Null, Nothing and Empty? and where you should use paretnthesis when calling a function, but should not - when calling a procedure? and a few other funny tricks. Right, VB is great! :D most chaotic language that I know.
I can make a console for my computer using nothing but Basic. Hooray for Visual Basic!
I do remember trying to nest an array inside another class subtype... That didn't work, which flummoxed my Software Development teacher. By rights, it should have.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Pffffffft.
Resisting urge to break my signature addition limit...
Don't resist, that urge is how you know you spend at least barely enough time on these forums.
So know the difference between a kilt and a skirt. ( Since tone doesn't carry over the internet: I'm kidding about the shovel, but I'm dead serious about kilts being male exclusive. )"Ye know why it's called "kilt'? 'Cause we kilt anyone who called it "skirt"!"
Yeah, kilts are great!
ARE THE RUSSIANS COMMUNIST???
[1]
YES
FUTURE TIMETRAVELLING COMMIES
((You should allow Sollux citizenship and make him founder of the Hussie Hunters, a group of elite special forces that weed out any Hussies before they can corrupt Cheezistan or become Bosses.))
Wake and realize I over-slept for work. Get showered and dressed and dash off as fast as is reasonable to catch a cab.[20]
You take the red pill and "wake up". Your work doesn't really matter any more, as it always was just an illusion.
Post by: Comrade P. on April 28, 2014, 01:38:17 pm
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/22.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)
"I got this scar back in the trenches. A frenchie stabbed at me with a bayonet. So I ripped the rifle from his hands and jammed it through his face, butt-first.
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW! YOU'VE TURNED ME AGAINST MY OWN PEOPLE!Yes, quite.
It would be still enough to label me an bloodthirsty enemy of the free world.
Can't have a proper debate without electric shocks.
what is it with all these people posting in different languages and not translating them?
especially if you're posting that different language as an "explanation" of something.
it's mostly Comrade P. that does it with Russian
I don't know Spanish or Russian and I don't think a great many people here do, while almost everyone knows English (being an English board and all)
Дорогой товарищ Дескан, учитывая нынешние тенденции в геополитике, русский язык Вам следует всё-таки учить. Надо будет потом как-то переговариваться с кровавой российской оккупационной администрацией после окончания очередноговторжениядружеского визита миролюбивых западных евроинтеграторов в Россию. :))
Your very Russian face.
I'm now 100% convinced your name is Oleg and you live near the Volga. Your job is to help hairy old women carry their sacks of potatoes across the river. You're giving a speech about that very job in that picture. You fear Estonian terrorists every day as they want to steal the potatoes.
The resident Russian.I object to that. I am more Russian than P.! I can out-Russian him, should I wish to.
[Comrade P.] IS A COMMIE OBSESED WITH GUNS.
A guy who looks like he eats kittens.
Ukrainians are white
pff, nobody other than protestant anglo-saxons is white
what is white anyway
goddamn racists getting in the way in my casual reading of bay12's most entertaining argument simulator
This is an arming sword. The blade, tang, and pommel are made of steel. The handle is made of cherry wood, wrapped in cow leather. On the pommel is an image of circles in steel. The blade has been spot welded. On the blade, there is a wide fuller in steel. All craftsmanship is of average quality.I'm now tempted to post a picture of my sword for you to come up with a backstory.Do eeeet!Spoiler: Have at thee (click to show/hide)
@MZ That's a description, not a backstory.
This is Vurmtog. It was forged by the dwarves of Channelturned in 189. In 201, it was stolen by the kobold Stidilijleerus. In 215, it was recovered by the human adventurer Genam Mutesears. In 215, the human adventurer Genam Mutesears used Vurmtog to slay the dragon Usmok Quemerostri Usmokbestra. In 215, the human adventurer Genam Mutesears used Vurmtog to slay 3 wolves in Cloakband. In 215, the human adventurer Genam Mutesears used Vurmtog to slay 40 elves in Sabledefense.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't quite know why I did it, but I did so there.
I like you Comrade.
"I must stop the memes," he shouted!
The mod said "No, Comrade P.. You are the memes."
And then, Comrade P. was a pepe.
Which means prepare your body because Xanta Claws is coming for your bleedy bits.
When things go horribly wrong in my RtDs, something like this might happen:
Today, I, Comrade P. and some of our meatspace friends were playing D&D set in his Humanazi-verse. Among other things, I burned down an elven forest retreat using some matches, my leg wrap, and a nasty roll-up, and poured hot chili sauce up a guy's butthole as a joint interrogation and sobering measure. My character still has the sauce bottle in case of further emergencies. One of my teammates bartered a 20-liter jug of moonshine off some villagers, and we're currently trying to hide it from our officers. All is going according to plan.
Also another one of my party mates is an extremely extroverted munchkin who plays a Dragonborn soldier and apparently believes she's invincible. She spent eight whole imperials on booze and hookers (literally) and then spent half an hour bartering for stuff we actually need because she was feeling greedy today. The unfairest thing is, she's currently measuring money in kilograms. It doesn't seem to be diminishing.
P has a... peculiar DMing style.
Post by: TD1 on May 02, 2014, 05:11:05 pm
So, I got a Raw Shotgun
I was hungry, so I ate it.
It tasted pretty good. Should have cooked it though.
Quote from: gizoogle
So, I gots a Raw Shotgun
I was hungry, so I ate dat shit.
It smoked pretty good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Should have cooked it though.
This...amused me greatly :D
Post by: Tawa on May 02, 2014, 05:15:36 pm
Is a beautiful, beautiful human being.
I haven't had alcohol in about a year now, and I'm always too drunk to try researching American politics.
The tree of the forum is watered with the blood of new posters, and DF is the sword.
1000 years from now, when they dig up Miyamoto's secret mausoleum lined with golden Wii Us and his terracotta army of Marios, you'll know what your "internet subscription fee" paid for.
Didn't I tell you? You cannot escape the pillaging! (•‿•)
sig'd me? for some odd reason?
"I'll write a shitpost... and submit it!"
If this is not sigged, I shall be sorely disappointed. ^_^
By continuing to live you accelerate the heat death of the universe. All things are impermanent, all deeds pointless. All the more reason to make the present count, it's all we have.
"I accuse you, Tawarochir, of malicious plotting to cause murder, terrorism, and apparently littering!"
You're a fucking genius Tawa.
COPS FOR THE COP THRONE
I lost it at the magick carrier pigeon.
I will have 40 cakes in a month and a day. >:( :o :-[ :'(lex
you need to stop these bakery heists
please
what will the children eat
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(The link was found by Dozebôm Lolumzalěs. Thanks!)The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.T-Tawarochir?
...
Shaddap, Taw.
Took on Walhart the Conqueror and listened to his big talk about being invincible and almighty and all that jazz, only for Sumia to electrocute his balls off and Chrom to slice him in half.
Tawarochir is a wizard composed of meat and strangeness. Tawa likes magic, shipfics, and technicallyadventurers for their strange ways.
Somebody should sig this.
Phoenix Wright keeps showing up to yell "OBJECTION!" at you every time you lie.
Tawa is, therefore he thinks.
Wait, where am I even posting? FG&RP? How'd I end up over here...
Ah, yes. The good old fashioned taser app.
What do you think, Tawa? He's my squire, but your slave, after all.
You really expect Tawa to not try to murder someone?
Anyway, it is obviously a snorkel. Someone is swimming in the lava. Ask said person for our sword back.
shouty thing with a stick
Fire Emblem: AwakeningI know that game! I have only watched its playthroughs, but it appears to be a horribly fun and adorable eugenics simulator.
Tawarochir beats me to updating. I have brought great dishonor upon myself.
Christmas shall henceforth be known as International Family-Obligated Consumerism Day!
"What, is your name?"
"Urist McForumGoer!"
"What, is your quest?"
"I seek DF 1.0!"
"What, is the average swimming velocity of an unladen carp?"
"What, you mean an African or European carp?"
"...I...I don't know that!"
*toady is thrown down the stairs*
Wizard. Dangerous, beware when approaching. Sniper bullets are useless, can deflect. If he starts chanting, yells something about a meteor, or casts any magic, run.
That's why all rugs should be black holes - they pull the room in perfectly.
For some reason I had a dream where I was in a different school, with a different English teacher, and that I buried her alive to avoid needing to do homework.
There was that one where there was a story, but once they got to the demiplane of salt, it... derailed.
All technological progress has been focused towards making one thing a reality - long distance hugs from strangers!
I just know there's going to be a question about English naval policy vs French naval policy, and I'm going to accidentally refer to it as a dick measuring competition.
What're you, racist? Racist against tentacled horrors from beyond the veil?
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140327020104/yakuza-mob-roleplay/images/3/3c/Infan_BloodyHunter_postOBT_Equilibri_avatar3_4.gif)
Do you just... sig everything? Is it some kind of fetish?
/me throws Tawaorchir out window and orders a new one
I then called him a coward, and his head magically detached from his neck and sailed down the room.
I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. IN SPITE OF THE MONSTER, AND THE COACH, ONLY TRASHY, I WILL BEAT DOWN THEM ALL. FOR THIS I MUST STRENGTHEN MYSELF. THE MONSTER IS THE SAME TOO. COLLECT ALL THE TRASHY, RIGHTEOUS FELLOW ALL ARE UNPARDONABLE! YOU DON'T AFFECT ME. THE TRASHY STROLLING IS AN EYESORE!
Buy watermelons and throw them at poor kids in the ghetto?It's a game we play at work. It's intended to mean putting a dollar in the racism jar every time you say something racist.... so what do y'all do with the money in the jar?
10/10
the lyrics sound like something that Mozart would have written on LSD
We aren't always this insane.We're not all completely batshit insane, I promise.Guys, it's not nice to lie to the new members like that.
*Scratches the floorboards beneath Taw's feet*
Come on, man. It's cold down here. I'm scared. I'm stuck with Lyeos.
Quote from: r/dwarffortress
It's like Bilbo decided 'nah, fuck it, I'm not going on any adventures' and smaug was never killed, the balrog ate gandalf and then Sauron and his goblin minions won the war.
Please don't use my arms as clubs. They don't work that way.
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Sasmar dead as fuckin fried chicken
It's not safe to eat goddamn raw toast!
What the balls is quantum happiness?
Non-Euclidean hookers are the best kind of hookers.
DF2014 in a nutshell:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Tawarochir... what did you do to poor Douglas Adams' corpse?
Dammit, Taw! Stop trying to steal my life!
I believe Taw just uses this thread as a sig-poaching site.
Shame on you!
a literal translation would result in you referring to your car as being multiple women
i recommend summoning cthulhu, for it is the #1 way at seeing cthulhu-level images
THERE ARE 21-YEAR-OLD SLACKERS STARVING IN AUSTRALIA AND YOU'RE THERE COMPLAINING ABOUT UNSLICED PIZZA
How would one foreshadow one's arm getting removed? Constant slo-mo nostalgic close ups of the arm in question with mournful music in the background?
The software titan Electronic Arts has come! A huge blob composed of the reanimated corpses of former software companies. Its hunger and greed are eternal. It spouts nonsense and gibberish with its many mouths. It moves its will in accordance with the opposite of the truth of things.
Beware its deadly lawyers!
If Toady were to die there would be no further development, as his entire playerbase would be killed, mummified and buried with him in a giant pyramid so that we may serve him in the afterlife.Yet another lesson why you really should read the End User License Agreement that comes with your software.
Well, it depends on whether or not the game's levelup mechanics apply in this world I've been tossed into. If they do, I rely on the charity of the village I spawn in while I throw rocks at the ground for several weeks in order to become a godly juggernaught capable of punching out a dragon.
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
I live in Trinidad and my real name is Mimi Kitty
Just fill the tunnels with bees.
Remember children, don't break your toys or Rith Thatthob will rip out all of your teeth and mysteriously murder you in your sleep.
My policy is to eat all the chips before the snack gnomes get to them.
I fell victim to insane nekkid children
Hi, I'm new to the forum but not to the game blah blah yada yada NOW FOR THE QUESTION
That is the best video of an almost-naked Japanese man getting shot while in the bath I have seen all week.
Quote from: J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of the King
There, peeping among the cloud-wrack above a dark tor high up in the mountains, Sam saw a white star twinkle for a while. The beauty of it smote his heart, as he looked up out of the forsaken land, and hope returned to him. For like a shaft, clear and cold, the thought pierced him that in the end the shadow was only a small and passing thing: there was light and high beauty forever beyond its reach.And then (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8063917) Phoenix was (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8063918) a zombie. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8063919)
Spoiler: MFW somebody asks me how many D&D games I've run here (click to show/hide)
Fire Emblem Mystery of the Emblem LP: On hiatus due to computer change (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156446.0)
Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal LP: On hiatus due to forgetfulness (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158698)
Post by: Sinlessmoon on May 02, 2014, 10:11:11 pm
Common misconception- Dwarves don't like to be sacrificed to the magma sea.
I've been sigged.
Actually sigged, not thrown in some post with a thousand other quotes :3
Woops... Sorry about that Sirus. :P
I sigged that. I hope you don't mind, cause if you do, there ain't shit you can do about it.
I blame the hacked toast. It removed our ability to feel like adults. It's just another step in the the illuminati's path to complete world domination.THIS ONE KNOWS
/me makes a tinfoil hat out of grape jelly
SHUT IT DOWN
Post by: Trapezohedron on May 03, 2014, 09:53:59 am
Spoiler: 'SCANTENSIFIES! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Sig proper (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lord_lemonpie on May 03, 2014, 10:08:28 am
Seizures are the natural defense of the Lemonpie
Use ducks as a scapegoat when people object to your child murdering machines.
93% katanaTHE LEMONPIE HAS ASCENDED
THE LEMONPIE HAS BECOME GORRILION FOLDS INCARNATE
ALL WILL COMMMIT SUDOKU AGAINST SUPERIOR EDGES OF LEMONPIE
Is it just me or is that rape worm shooting spunk into the Bubble?
If anybody had epilepsy, lemonpie would have already killed them.Once again, the wonders of
NATURAL SELECTION~
Slaves to Bear: God of Bears
Chapter II: Bear Fortress
I reckon literal hell would be a pretty fun time on the right drugs.
666/10
Causes more seizures than hypnotoad in a german gay bar
Post by: The Froggy Ninja on May 16, 2014, 05:04:51 pm
((Well, at least you're not stuck in the dimension of salty dentures with a clown for a head and a pig for a leg, enveloped by the sabotaged ghosts of a great number of old testament angels.))((I am now being used as a reference for how terrible things are going. I'm not sure if this is a new height or a new low.))
drr drr
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."
-snip- Welp that's enough logic for today, back to flying wizard sheep.))
-snip-
David and James, deciding that they do not want to fight until they need to, head out towards the shipwreck lake. This could be a start of beutiful friendship, or a dangerous team. Possibly both.
-snip-
In adventure mode your own character can cry. But we do not notice unless we closely examine our inventories, and it does not stop them from doing horrible things.
It is confirmed, we are uncaring gods/goddesses taking complete control over some poor sap. They see everything we make them do, they feel everything. They watch under no control as we mercilessly butcher their neighbors and friends. They cannot scream, all they can do is silently weep as the puppetmaster makes their arm swing the sword.
Jesus, that sounds like a 'I have no mouth and I must scream' scenario, good thing it isn't actually what's happeni---Greiger's is actually correct... sadly enough. The emotional circumstance processor is still turned on, with a randomly rolled up personality, but they can't express themselves or take control... they can only cry.
Holf yuck, that's horrifying.
Quote from: TV Tropes
Affably Evil: The Dwarf Fortress player community is quite welcoming and helpful to new players, showering them with links to tutorials for the nigh-incomprehensible interface and helping them troubleshoot newbie mistakes and dwarven intelligence. They're also infamous for pushing Video Game Cruelty Potential to new and exciting extremes for the sake of convenience, lulz, and the dwarven way.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 05:10:28 am
My RTDs: (that aren't orphans)
We are Our Avatars: Bay12 Edition (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137790.0) Completed.
We Are Our Avatars II (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138401.0)
Badges of honor:
I'm amazed that my seven-page screw up managed to become this 100+ page masterpiece of !!FUN!!, death, carnage, chaos, and hilarity. Congratulations, Smurfingtonthethird, I hereby dub you the Savior of Bad RtDs.
Sigs:
((WHY SMURF WHY MUST YOU DO SOMETHING THAT EXCEEDINGLY DUMB))
And then everyone was anthropomorphic talking penises.
I CAME HERE TO LISTEN TO RECOMMENDED TRACKS ON SOUNDCLOUD AND PUNCH GODS IN THE FACE
AND THE RECOMMENDED TRACKS JUST LOOPED OVER
"EGGHEAD! I require the shooty thing to do the stuff!"
"Sir, that's a blender."
"GOOD! ...is that good? EGGHEAD, is that good?!"
"...I'll get to work on your... shooty thing, sir."
((currently undergoing retrofitting with high grade durasteel tailbones, but everything's locked down as well as it can be))((Buttcheeks braced.))
Why is it, that people are parrying, tripping and making more detailed, precise melee attacks in a sparing session, yet in combat, they just end up wailing on someone?Because goats.
Or character development. I remember both TA and V2 Selina's being perfectly willing and eager to kill my characters.Because your characters are obviously evil bastards, whereas I try usually try to make mine affably evil.
Well yeah, that was a special case given that he tried to kill children in front of her at least 3 seperate times.
That would entail posting the assignment or its questions thereby narrowing down your location and identity further thus allowing Elf to stalk you. Then you'll wake up in a wedding dress, officially married to your bed.
Spoiler: I will find a use for this, one day. (click to show/hide)
The personality fetus within me wiggles in delight.
Okay, made it through, and luckily no hair pulling was involved.Fixed in accordance to earlier agreements.
Chicken, for simplification sake, let's say it's a kind of Burger.
Burgers cause health problems, it can manifest itself in many ways, and come from various sources.
Obesity, high orchestral, heart disease, increased risk of heart disease, blood sugar imbalance, etc.
The digestive system, I'm going to simplify this, so you can't do bulls*** with it.
The stomach aura is the soul, and is what goes off as ghosts when you die.
The mouth is basically the body, but it can go beyond that.
There are channels in the body which allows interaction between the stomach and mouth.
Practitioners of certain martial arts can hit certain points in the body to disrupt the channels, and as such, disable their abilities.
So it's not like putting a poisoned burger on your plate, it's like injecting burgers into the flesh.
If it's not sufficient, the body will eliminate the burgers before it can do major damage.
But if it's enough, it can last until it enters the bloodstreams and goes into your heart.
So no, a Kitsune wouldn't be capable of resisting burgers, especially not a one tail.
As for the godlike nine tail Kitsune, they're even more vulnerable, like all gods.
There's a reason Humans have to clear the burgers, they're weaker, and therefore less vulnerable.
If Kiri would absorb Chicken into his mouth, then Chicken could cause indigestion.
Basically, Kiri should be careful around Chicken, while you may say Chicken isn't a kind of Burger, from what I've seen, it's the definition of it.
Post by: BFEL on May 17, 2014, 03:26:24 pm
I'm putting GreatWyrmGolds first ever post into my sig >:D
Post by: mastahcheese on May 21, 2014, 12:26:53 pm
Go find freeformschooler's and piecewise's.
Post by: Tawa on May 27, 2014, 02:38:44 pm
Ha! You can't add mine because I editted mine out.
Go find freeformschooler's and piecewise's.
I sigged it anyway
for the lulz
even did it myself (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=124121.msg4751378#msg4751378)
Post by: PrivateNomad on June 05, 2014, 09:11:15 pm
RotMG Lore (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=130072.msg5342893#msg5342893)
Monster Girls RP (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137664.msg5159046#msg5159046)
RotMG Characters/Lore (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=130072.msg5332560#msg5332560)
E:G Characters (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=137841.msg5197217#msg5197217)
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 22, 2014, 02:09:06 am
Ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHH MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANow don't you feel silly now that he's been banned not a month later. Coincidence? I think not. You, sir, played a crucial part in his banning by quoting his first post :P
I'm putting GreatWyrmGolds first ever post into my sig >:D
Post by: TD1 on June 22, 2014, 08:52:37 am
Post by: Tawa on June 22, 2014, 10:27:45 am
Post by: TD1 on June 22, 2014, 10:30:22 am
I volunteer Lyeos.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
BLOOD FOR ARMOK!
Post by: mastahcheese on June 22, 2014, 03:04:02 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 22, 2014, 08:48:22 pm
What's with the Lyeos hate? Ya'll are gonna make me pull out my axe.
My vote is for Prophet. >:D
Post by: Sinlessmoon on June 24, 2014, 04:01:17 pm
Post by: TD1 on June 24, 2014, 04:56:23 pm
It is Armok's equivalent of demanding virgin blood. Mastahcheese is the Forum equivalent of a back-alley whore.
Em. No offence? :P
Post by: flabort on June 24, 2014, 04:58:24 pm
Maybe if we could find a volunteer...
Post by: mastahcheese on June 24, 2014, 05:01:38 pm
Mastahcheese is the Forum equivalent of a back-alley whore.On one hand, I dearly want to sig this, but on the other, I really don't.
I'm very conflicted.
Post by: flabort on June 24, 2014, 05:06:46 pm
Post by: Persus13 on June 24, 2014, 05:13:36 pm
Add the half-hearted no offence and it'll be fine.Mastahcheese is the Forum equivalent of a back-alley whore.On one hand, I dearly want to sig this, but on the other, I really don't.
I'm very conflicted.
Post by: TD1 on June 24, 2014, 05:24:31 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on June 24, 2014, 05:27:19 pm
Post by: TD1 on June 24, 2014, 05:28:44 pm
Post by: flabort on June 24, 2014, 05:31:03 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on June 24, 2014, 05:32:22 pm
...No offence.
Post by: TD1 on June 24, 2014, 05:33:31 pm
Maybe I'm a bored creeper? Eh, fine. I'll just go hang outside Steve's door.
Post by: hops on June 24, 2014, 06:10:11 pm
Post by: hops on June 24, 2014, 06:33:23 pm
BLASSSSSSSSPHEMYSSSSSS THERESSSSSS NEVERSSSSS TOO MUCH SSSSSSSSSSsssssssssssthatsssss a nicesssss ssssssigtextssss you gotssss theresssssI feel you went just a little bit overboard there.
Post by: 4maskedwolf on June 24, 2014, 06:51:25 pm
Because everybody loves him, unless they're offended by him somehow.I'd volunteer, except a. I don't want to get banned and b. my first post isn't exactly something you would want to sig.
Maybe if we could find a volunteer...
Post by: Parsely on June 24, 2014, 07:00:52 pm
Post by: TD1 on June 24, 2014, 07:23:02 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2014, 10:29:33 am
What's up with the -ed 4mask? You're way older than a day, I was in that Mafia a few months ago.
Post by: 4maskwolf on June 25, 2014, 10:35:13 am
Wait what the---4mask chuckles.
What's up with the -ed 4mask? You're way older than a day, I was in that Mafia a few months ago.
It's an alt.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2014, 10:38:49 am
preeetty much anything else that a rather strange race of impulsive hyper pseudo werewolves with no sense of personal space and often don't bother with clothes would let you do in said village.
Felt rather tragic, given that I successfully cleared entire necromancer towers, killed several odd vampires and werebeasts, and nearly a hundred goblins, only to be struck down by a dead bird.
Did you remember to perform the human sacrifice before you rolled the characters? Because if you only get to that
mid-campaign, there might be compatibility issues where Satan can't properly detect which D&D version you're using.
Post by: Tawa on June 25, 2014, 07:52:26 pm
To a kitten with overgrown claws.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 25, 2014, 10:13:55 pm
Post by: Tawa on June 29, 2014, 04:36:43 pm
Active
Explorers of the Angaeron Ocean--Navally themed D&D campaign. Doesn't update much, but I try. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139791.0)
Swordmaster Meiyo--ISG. You'll have to read it to find out what it is. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144873.0)
Bay12 Courtroom--Breakout series of the Anathema of Tawarochir thread! Took up more space than the original purpose! Steals Ace Attorney sprites every ten seconds! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139331.0)
Shelved/Abandoned
Memories of Twin'kaali-- Unusually themed D&D campaign about piecing together history. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138781.0) Most likely Abandoned unless I can think of a clever way to retcon it out of no-story dungeon-crawling madness.
Heroes of Ekris-- D&D game that was adapted into semi-generic sword & sorcery as of late. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136816.0) Shelved while I work on other projects.
Sandbox Game Part II-- InsanityIncarnate abandoned his own sandbox game, so I cast Fill the Void. I now see why he stopped that game. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=144989.0) it i snow ded
Horizon of War--Dungeons and Dragons game featuring a lot of magic swords, army fights, and military intrigue. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=147395.0) Sorry m7
The Order of the Silver Wolf--DnD. Might have quests voted for/suggested by Bay12ers. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=142007.0) Eheheh, so much for linking Great Revival that one time.
Post by: Elaxter on July 10, 2014, 06:49:37 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Toaster on July 18, 2014, 02:50:38 pm
Quote from: chaoticag
Vodka and tequila are the poor man's raincoat
You, on the other hand, find yourself with a bad case of magical cockblock.
Well, in fairness, without Toaster, things could happen within a certain threshold of reason. But... well... Toaster decided reason was a stupid idea and should be circumvented, which now means literally anything can happen. :P
((the worst that can happen is I end up naked in a swirling hell of potato, and if that happens then I have a plan))
It also has the advantage of not requiring any subtlety whatsoever, so if it is an alien death penis they can just use their much larger and more numerous battlesuit dicks to out-wave it.
swearcholocation - echolocation via the sheer volume of my own cursing
Post by: Guardian G.I. on July 24, 2014, 09:30:20 am
this means that a donation of 30 dollars to a developer that did not deliver would equal 4.769*10^-14 hitlers stolen from you
that's like half a femtohitler
and that is terrible
Well 12% of you want to become slug people, 56% want to become inhuman toasters and 33% of you are correct.
If your skin was any thinner, you'd be transparent.
Human behavior is toxic behavior. The particulars may vary, but competition for dickery remains a constant. Need as well as asshattery have followed us to the stars, and the rewards of a bigger e-penis still await those wise enough to recognize this deep throbbing of our common pulse.
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2014, 12:52:16 am
Fade in from from white. Level Angle, Mid-to-Long Shot of an incredibly attractive man stands alongside an ordinary man against a white background. They are both in neat casual attire.
Narrator: "This is Bob."
The unremarkable man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is an ordinary citizen of the United Worlds of Man, your average law abiding citizen. He obeys his magistars, he questions nothing."
Narrator: "This is Xan."
The attractive man smiles and waves.
Narrator: "He is who Bob can be - a citizen of the Allied Revolutionary Movement. Free from the oppressive tech bans, free to improve himself as he wishes."
With a ghastly growl, a writhing mass of flesh and chitin drops in between them. Long blades and an asymmetric construction give it a nightmarish visage.
Narrator: "This in an Altered."
The Altered hisses and growls.
Narrator: "Bob, meet Altered."
Bob turns to took at the abomination, he tries to scream but never even gets as far making any noise. He is impaled by a lance of bone and rapidly assimilated into the Altered's tumorous mass.
Narrator: "Altered, meet Xan."
Xan turns to face the Altered, he too is quickly impaled, before the tendrils fuse with his flesh, he winces slightly. The Altered only manages to partially fuse itself to Xan before it abruptly stops, its entire mass twisting and distorting, the tendrils so detaching without a mark as Xan partially assimilates the Altered into himself before recycling all of its biomass into a litter of adorable kittens.
Xan smiles wryly and walks off screen, the kittens follow him obediently in an orderly line.
Narrator: "Allied Revolutionary Movement: Better Solutions for Better People"
You know, I'm quite glad that it is unlikely for time-travel to the past to occur in ER. Because otherwise, there would be the possibility that an interaction of Xan traveled back in time and that the Altered and the Doctor are just Xan (also satisfying the 'Jesus is also God' condition). Along with there being the possibility that Xan traveled back even further, implanted himself into all of humanity, killing, smiting and burning at will whilst perturbing what people perceived, effectively becoming God before using a person to conceive himself, interact with people, get 'killed' entering a death-like state and shifting back into a living form three days later.
"Hi fuckwits, what's been happening?""mew"
So we butcher them and build a 4chan tallow soap tower as a monument to our greatness?
((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))
Quote
Xan walks up to the two closest men and wraps his claws around their shoulders as his flesh transforms into an adhoc space suit.
"In the moment you're going to hear a popping noise. Thats the sound of your ear drums rupturing. Your best course of action right now would be to get all the air out of your lungs to minimize pressure differentials."
They start screaming
"Good! Just like that!"
A moment later the pressure in the room suddenly drops and the men jerk about for a few seconds before passing out onto the controls.
"Was that really necessary?" Morul asks, poking one of the men with his weapon.
"No. But it was fun."
Yes, some banks will charge you for not owing them money.
Reed Richard's secret second superpower - crotch ventriloquism.
I want to be used as fertilizer!
Already mentioned.And Wheel Of Time.Sounds like a collossal waste of time.
WallofText = WasteofTtime = WoT = 3 letter acronym
HL3 confirmed
Gets a bum rap, it does...(http://images4.mtv.com/uri/mgid:file:docroot:vh1.com:/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/the_greatest/sexiest_video_moments/4243.jpg?enlarge=false&matte=true&matteColor=black&quality=0.85)
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If you ban me over this, this community will be guilty of terrorism. Good day.
Niklas is shocked that someone would recede from his grasp. Do they not know that they all exist to provide momentary amusement and/or ingredients for his next masterpiece?
The Destroyer slowly opened his multitude of eyes.
He had been entombed in the core of the planet for what felt like ages.
He was Xantalos.
Through every muscle, every fiber of his being, he was held rigidly in place by adamantine needles that pierced through him from all directions.
But something was off.
A solitary needle was slightly loose.
Xantalos knew which one it was. He had memorized every single spire that infested his form.
It led to a continent in the northern hemisphere. In a mountain range.
In a mountain hall.
Someone had dug too deep.
Xantalos flexed a single muscle, to push the needle out of his body, and used his newfound freedom to rip every last one of them out.
And as he pushed them out, they cut through the solid rock, and tore the ground, and the very planet, asunder.
With an immense wave of power, he broke his prison apart, and set himself free.
Gia was no more.
Let's all pile into the racist force ghost with a propensity for punching things and set off on a nice relaxing road trip.
greatorder confirmed for kkk
The most amazing thing about this is that someone, somewhere, thought it was a good idea. You'd think that sort of person would have died of asphyxiation due to being too stupid to breath, like, decades go. Is the NYPD ran by a stupidity lich? Is that what has happened? Someone was so stupid their soul ran away and hid in a box, and now they're running a major law enforcement agency. This is the world we live in. Maybe we'll get lucky and one of the walls those machine guns end up punching through will have the phylactery on the other side and save us this misery.
Quote from: A Sneaky Walrus
In space, you can't hear the whining of lesser species.
Hell, now that Victor's out of the vents I can claim them as my warren. Just have to eat that sentient skin thing.And that, ladies and gentlemen, was how STAN II was created.
I'm going to assume that means that you eat the victim.Cannibalism no jutsu. Sugoi!
Very wise sounding name for eating someone.
That's just how we roll, man. You hatin'?I masturbatin'
I remember the days - back before sigtexts and all that crap - when it was actually an honour to be in someone's sig.
Now, anyone with a keyboard can spout nonsense and be pinned up in a post nobody reads and all the meaning has been drained from it.
[/oldmanrant]
And someone's probably going to stick this in their sigtext just to spite me.
If you roll a five, all that will be left of you will be a perfectly preserved invisible bear ass.
Since we can now add things to the Pantheon, I support the creation of special section "Demons" and placing there Xan as a patron demigod of teammates-caused collateral damage and sudden eldritch mission fuckup.
So, M18, if the sarcophagus suddenly cracks open and a couple dozen Eaters of Cold spawn around to greet Mommy, obviously Xan the Wicked Tentacle did it to you! :P
Oh, and worry not on-ship people, Auron was just posessed by Xan the Angry Living Overkill. You should not blame him for it afterwards, it was a failed hidden Will roll that caused all of that.
Come to think of it, Xan-II-as-character is not at blame too - it was Xan the Laughing Fleshwarprer that posessed him and caused those tentacles-out-of-vents! Clearly, both Xan-II and Auron should have been marked by protective sigils against Xan the Demon by our holy Brother Lars beforehand. It might have averted the tragedy.
So what you're saying is, Xan is so dangerous that he needs protection from his own thoughts? :P
((I'd try to stop you from shooting lasers at the sun but that'd mean running slightly slower))
BRILLIANT DRUNK IDEA
what if the freee energy machines that the gummint is coverning up
produce enough energy to melt steel beams
man no wonder women take so long to get dress when their clothes change colours and shit
Syvarris and I seethe silently at your contentment to not fail hilariously at basic tasks while being able to shoot the dick off a mosquito.Xantalos: Putting the MIN in MINMAX.
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
Xan is kinda like a localised extreme Darwin effect combined with Russian roulette.
ELDRITCH CANCER THAT THE THRALLS OF CARBON CALL LIFE, YOU SUCK AT LOOKING FOR STUFF! MAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU KEEP ON JOINING US ALL THE TIME![Intuition:5+1]
Randomly rant at life, look over at where that person said the sniper probably would and intuit where he is by speculating about what sniping position I'd take if I were a genetically augmented sniper.
You leap up off the ground and go sprinting toward EXACTLY WHERE THAT FUCKER IS, YOU'RE POSITIVE OF IT!
[dex:1-1]
[end:5]
Xan makes it a good 50 feet at a straight out, snails pace sprint before being clotheslined by a bullet. It catches him straight in the throat, right through the windpipe and the spine. He jerks forward with the last of his momentum and then hits the ground like a sack of omnicidal potatoes.
Note to self: FUCK. ADRENALIN.*Gurgle gurgle FUCK YOU Gurgle*
Well, I'll return from this, no doubt - the Mission is far from complete. But if I go to meet my Father, I shall certainly bring a guest.
In the moments before I go tempdead due to lack of spine and neck, heat a 1-meter sphere at the point where I was so sure the guy was to sufficient temperatures to fry whatever's in it to ash. Then be dead.
[exo:6+1]
You focus all your severed head rage at the area where you know the sniper is hiding. With your last moments of consciousness you sharpen your hatred to a fine point and let it tear out into space. A tendril of white hot energy rips out from your severed head and impacts the distant cage. The ship in the cage, the cage, and everything in several dozen meters in any direction vanishes, reduced to a molten slag that pours down into the repair pit below.
I swear Xan is hovering in every thread, merely waiting for an opportunity to torment or horrify us.
Heh, it's like a basement knife fight without the basement.
So what you're telling me is we just got a Sociopath Cage Match.
Elf is basically the human equivalent of a dog that tries to hump everyone's leg - except he doesn't have the balls to do it himself, so he writes stories about others doing it :P
"yeah baby, gimme that paycheck, ooh yeah that's good, right there, right in the bank account"
"I must sabotage the jerks!"
No Tack, you are the jerks.
Then Tack was a motorcycle.
Unrelated: Parents who fail to keep their children under control in a busy public space should have their children seized and incinerated.
#Yoinkforpresident2016
In the beginning, there was only butts. When the first cell began to divide, what appeared?
A crack.
And thus, the first butt was born.
But what came first, the butt or the egg?
Dare you enter my magical realm
I like how we've basically evolved a transhumanism+morality discussamation from butts.
((My rescue diver training did not teach me about what to do when someone fills their lungs with sunscreen.))
Goddamn, you can see her neck shift backwards from the impact of the hit. That's a nice kick.Are you some sort of kick conissuer?
"Ahh, this 1983 Roundhouse D'jour is just impeccable, WAITER! Give me a sample of the 1956 high kick."
Implying that bog-standard rickrolling isn't shitposting at this point? It's less creative and thought-provoking than answering Darude - Sandstorm when someone asks what a song is.
It's well beyond evoking any emotion, even annoyance, delving into the abyss of mild apathy. Getting rickrolled is the online equivalent of someone you barely know telling you about something they claim is interesting that turns out to be dull, but not even dull enough for you can recount the experience to someone else later in the vein of "can you believe how boring they are?" The grey, empty chaff that fills the cracks of existence. A digital manifestation of the essence of ennui. That's what rickrolling is these days.
The question is, do you have Faith in Redneck Alligator Santa? Do you believe? Clap your hands if you believe!
I have Faith! I believe in Redneck alligator Santa!
and so do you guys!((Huh, same as Miyas.))((Great minds think alike ;) ))
"The universe is trying to kill us!"
"Quick! Let's annoy it to the best of our ability!"
Xan, sensing that someone who is not him has just experienced a huge stroke of bad luck and fail, fears for his throne. In an effort to deter his would be usurper, he attempts to bring fun to his current situation.
-snip-
An action you intended to make things better actually made things better? What is this madness?
...
Damn it! Nikolai stole your luck! You bet that's why he run away. He just wants to steal your spotlight.
And thus the veteran medic's association was born. Being a horror/eldritch abomination, related to one or having sex with one is a requirement for membership.
Rest assured, this thing is far from dead.Oh hey guys, I'm back. Just had to complete a bachelor's degree in computer science before I had the technical know-how to write turn 127. Just finished, did I miss anything?
Put on your robe and wizard hat, because we're entering a magical realm!
Is Alan's curse broken? Has he somehow become the only competent/lucky person in the team? Or is this simply one of luck's elaborate plots to put Alan in a position where he can cause maximum damage (if he hasn't done so already)? Could this all be just a giant 6, whose sideffects we have yet to see? Find out in the next exciting episode of DBZ.
"Trust me, I'm a wizard."
Einsteinian Roulette's Epilogue (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=135884.msg7150700#msg7150700)Two identical copies of xan. They're multiplying.They're everywhere! They're coming out of the walls, man! Game over dude, game over!
Aaand the first sentient AI will see us all as xantalos' hellspawn.
SOMEONE FUCKED UP(http://www.wingsunfurled-web.com/da/titi/images/titi-siffle-note-musique.jpg)
Positive attitude is easy. Meditation... not so much. Not when Alan is around. Let me give you an example.
One day Zechariah is woken up from his guard duty by Alan yelling something. He enters the room, finding him pointing at a nest full of relatively large eggs.
"I'm telling you, that's not possible." Theri says, her voice still weak and whisper-like.
"And I'm telling you, they're mine. I'm a mum now. I'm going to love them, and care for them-"
"Alan, Alan." she tries to grab his attention but he either doesn't hear her or doesn't care, continuing on.
"-and feed them, and protect them, and pet them and-"
"Alan, you're male. Males don't carry eggs. And-"
"Penguins do!"
"Excuse me?"
"Penguins. They carry them between their legs."
And now he can't stop imagining Alan in a tux, walking like a penguin.
"That's... That's not- Look you're not a penguin. You're a human. Humans don't lay eggs. You probably just summoned them in your sleep."
"How do you know? It's my body. I choose what I do with it. Maybe I want to be a penguin. Maybe I'm secretly a lizard overlord."
Well, he's certainly making as much noise as a chicken that's just laid an egg. Wonder if there's such a thing as a chicken overlord...
"Besides, what other explanation is there? Someone came into the room and put a bunch of eggs under my bed? That's totally ridiculous. Am I right Rickman?"
"Haw! RidiculousAlan." the bird on the window caws in response.
"See? Exactly. Now excuse me, I have to take care of my eggs." Alan says with a smile of satisfaction.
"DangerAlan. EggsAlan." the bird exclaims as it flies into the room and close to Alan, sending gusts of wind around the room.
The others state at Alan intently, then at the bird, then back at Alan...
"So you don't have a comment about that?"
Alan stares blankly at them for several seconds as the cogs in his head turn.
"About what?" he finally responds.
"About the bird?"
Several more seconds of blank staring follow.
"...Bird is the word?"
"No. You know, that thing?" he says pointing at the bird.
"Oh. That's not a bird. That's Rickman the Alien."
While the others are trying to recover from their surprise, the healer's assistant approaches and enters the room. You can hear her shouting before she even enters the room.
"What in the name of Akrios is going on in here? What is all that noise? What is that thing? No filthy animals near my patients. Get it out! Shoo! Shoo!"
"UhOh. MeanHuman. Hsss." Rickman says as he is shoved out the window, snapping his beak and hissing in a particularly un-birdlike way.
"And don't come back!" she adds as she slams the blinds shut behind him.
That done, she turns to Theri, doing a quick check of her bandages and sutures and making sure she is warm.
"You need to heal. You need to rest. You need a calm and clean environment. And the other patients need that too. So no more noise and no more animals!"
Just as quickly as she arrived, she leaves, closing the door behind her. A few seconds of silence follow before the conversation continues.
"Look, if they're your eggs, then who's the father?"
That manages to give Alan pause as he considers the answer. He looks at Theri. Then at the eggs. Then at the window. Then back at Theri. Then he gasps and his eyes widen.
"Finally, he gets it."
"You think Irine is the father?"
*facepalm*
Poor Mr. Daniels. Australia has clearly taken a terrible toll on his fragile body and mind.
That's probably just because Kore is fucking bullshit.
This is worth remembering (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=123167.0)Filthy peasants, witness the true pwoer of PC MASTERRACE!The inability to spell?
A related group of equally sized and shaped rectangles made from processed, grind vegetable matter, bind together by another material, displaying characters which in turn make up data which is relevant, useful and mandatory in case the super heavy, genetically modified human warriors otherwise know as "the hollow volume that occupies the distance between celestial bodies, seaworthy human males" have the express need of engaging in a violent exchanges employing the material specifically designed for such exchanges, as metallic plates to cover their bodies from enemy attacks, vehicles used to sustain a warfare environment and devices crafted to cause bodily harm to their targets, has one or more lumps of data that in turn makes up information, that might be interpreted without fear of a mistake that you currently proposed course of action might indeed prove to be what could be described as something that might be regrettable, have negative results in said violence exchange and not supported nor allowed by the data and information displayed on the aforementioned group of equally sized and shaped rectangles made from proceeded, grind vegetable matter.
Book say bad
Only a mouthless eldritch abomination wouldn't know what soda is.
press the wienerWhy would anyone do that to a poor dog?
((Is this Stacy and Xan reversed?))"Hey Ike, try not to be on fire, okay?"
"You know, Alan, I get these dark-ish and unusually violent moods sometimes, but you seem to know exactly what to say to cheer me up every time."
Post by: TD1 on August 05, 2014, 01:13:55 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2014, 01:19:35 am
Post by: TheFlame52 on August 05, 2014, 08:05:29 am
Post by: Arx on August 05, 2014, 10:03:09 am
Post by: TalonisWolf on August 22, 2014, 12:57:05 pm
Forty thousand.
...yikes. If that was brought into physical form, it would collapse under it's own gravitational pull and create a Blackhole, or a Singularity, or something.
Post by: hops on August 22, 2014, 01:38:28 pm
Post by: BFEL on August 22, 2014, 01:56:04 pm
I know there actually have been some posts that hit the limit. There was one in that magical girl game I believe. Or something similar.Forty thousand.
...yikes. If that was brought into physical form, it would collapse under it's own gravitational pull and create a Blackhole, or a Singularity, or something.
What if we made a thread where every post had to hit the character limit? :P
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 22, 2014, 01:58:24 pm
Post by: hops on August 22, 2014, 08:40:21 pm
Still, it could be said that all humans are posts that exceed forty thousand letters.
Also I wonder if the 40k limit is unintentional or if it's a Warhammer 40k reference.
Post by: Arx on August 26, 2014, 09:50:57 am
Forty thousand.
...yikes. If that was brought into physical form, it would collapse under it's own gravitational pull and create a Blackhole, or a Singularity, or something.
Either Perplexicon or Einsteinian Roulette's update posts routinely hit the character limit.
Post by: 10ebbor10 on August 26, 2014, 09:56:27 am
There are quite a few forum games that hit it. One of mine did, mostly due to rule complexity.I know there actually have been some posts that hit the limit. There was one in that magical girl game I believe. Or something similar.Forty thousand.
...yikes. If that was brought into physical form, it would collapse under it's own gravitational pull and create a Blackhole, or a Singularity, or something.
What if we made a thread where every post had to hit the character limit? :P
Demonhood managed to have one post hit the limit 3 times over, but it never got posted.
Post by: flabort on August 26, 2014, 08:46:20 pm
I think it was Perplexicon. I played in it and remember some multi-post updates.Forty thousand.
...yikes. If that was brought into physical form, it would collapse under it's own gravitational pull and create a Blackhole, or a Singularity, or something.
Either Perplexicon or Einsteinian Roulette's update posts routinely hit the character limit.
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 26, 2014, 08:48:59 pm
Edit: Wait, crap, I posted in the Sigtext thread. I told myself I would never do this. Damn.
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 26, 2014, 09:13:56 pm
Spearbreakers had the OP and a couple of other posts hit the character limit.Hah! Now you need to make a sig!
Edit: Wait, crap, I posted in the Sigtext thread. I told myself I would never do this. Damn.
Edit: Also, I think that this may be the slowest-moving thread on the forum, obviously not counting the dead ones.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 27, 2014, 09:22:02 am
Post by: BFEL on August 27, 2014, 09:15:45 pm
Well it's a thread that was never designed to be active, so it's kinda prone to slowness.THAT JUST MEANS YOU AREN'T SIGGING HARD ENOUGH!
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 27, 2014, 11:57:50 pm
Exactly! Since this is intended to be a sig, you should obey the sig limit in every post. Thus, each post will have one quote and a link to your next sig post.Well it's a thread that was never designed to be active, so it's kinda prone to slowness.THAT JUST MEANS YOU AREN'T SIGGING HARD ENOUGH!
Post by: mastahcheese on August 28, 2014, 12:18:06 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 28, 2014, 02:49:42 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 29, 2014, 01:57:05 am
That sounds wretchedly inefficient.
And really annoying to read.You're just not dedicated enough to the art of sigging.
Post by: flabort on August 29, 2014, 09:00:00 pm
By the way, sigging this.Well it's a thread that was never designed to be active, so it's kinda prone to slowness.THAT JUST MEANS YOU AREN'T SIGGING HARD ENOUGH!
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 10:50:20 pm
Post by: Lyeos on August 29, 2014, 11:09:58 pm
Why don't you just sig the forum?Why don't you just sig
...
grisha5?
Post by: flabort on August 29, 2014, 11:10:31 pm
Why don't you just sig the forum?Been done already. And this is the best place to fish for sig material.
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 29, 2014, 11:43:35 pm
Post by: flabort on August 29, 2014, 11:46:06 pm
Stealing from other peoples' sigs? That's low. Real low.Naw, see, it's the meta sig discussion that I love to sig.
Like this quote here.
Post by: Elephant Parade on August 30, 2014, 12:05:50 am
Naw, see, it's the meta sig discussion that I love to sig.Sigged.
Like this quote here.
I hope that this doesn't turn into another sig war.
Post by: Orange Wizard on August 30, 2014, 03:33:31 am
I hope that this doesn't turn into another sig war.Sigged.
Post by: Xantalos on August 30, 2014, 03:35:07 am
oh for fucks sakeI hope that this doesn't turn into another sig war.Sigged.
:P
Post by: hops on August 30, 2014, 06:59:12 am
Quote from: Bay12forum
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Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on August 30, 2014, 07:47:49 am
Siggedoh for fucks sakeI hope that this doesn't turn into another sig war.Sigged.
:P
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Not really.
Post by: TD1 on August 30, 2014, 09:08:48 am
I DECLARE A SIG WAR
I'm just gonna slip this in here. Every time you all start a sigwar, it shall be there.
Post by: BFEL on August 30, 2014, 03:33:12 pm
At least until someone sigs it.I DECLARE A SIG WAR
I'm just gonna slip this in here. Every time you all start a sigwar, it shall be there.
Post by: hops on August 30, 2014, 04:01:18 pm
Post by: Lyeos on August 30, 2014, 04:11:14 pm
I already sigged the forum. You all have already lost. :P
I think it's obvious that I'm the winner here.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on August 31, 2014, 05:39:49 am
LAST TIME THiS HAPPENED IT SPAWNED A HALF-ASSED RTD WE DON'T NEED SOMETHING SIMILARLY SHITTY
Post by: TD1 on August 31, 2014, 06:39:07 am
Don't do that.
DO NOT DO THAT.
DO NOT DECLARE A SIG WAR.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on August 31, 2014, 07:16:07 am
So what am I, the Sig Pacifist?
Post by: mastahcheese on August 31, 2014, 08:32:06 am
Round two? Bloodier than last time, hopefully.
Post by: TD1 on August 31, 2014, 09:17:16 am
You cannot grasp the power of Sigs, for you cannot hold them.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 31, 2014, 01:35:31 pm
Your arguement is invalid.
Post by: TD1 on August 31, 2014, 02:02:17 pm
One is for the Dwarf, for he is strong,
Two for the Goblin, so often wrong,
Three for man, whose hopes ne’er fall
And four for me, who is of all.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 31, 2014, 02:08:09 pm
your arguements are inactive
Post by: TD1 on August 31, 2014, 02:17:40 pm
Your argument is invalid.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 31, 2014, 02:20:12 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 02, 2014, 09:52:10 pm
Post by: Tawa on September 02, 2014, 09:59:59 pm
If you declare a sig war, every one of these people will cast their most potent spell on the perpetrator.
That includes a spell for excruciating pain, one for breaking bridges, a hit-all attack for massive damage, a couple Magic Missiles, Color Spray, NUKE, and a load of other stuff I can't be bothered to list.
In short, expect a very painful day if you continue with the war.
/me prepares to cast
Post by: BFEL on September 02, 2014, 10:11:27 pm
Trololol :P
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 02, 2014, 10:45:26 pm
/me arrives on the sig war site, with all his wizard avatars and all the spellcaster DnD characters he's ever made
If you declare a sig war, every one of these people will cast their most potent spell on the perpetrator.
That includes a spell for excruciating pain, one for breaking bridges, a hit-all attack for massive damage, a couple Magic Missiles, Color Spray, NUKE, and a load of other stuff I can't be bothered to list.
In short, expect a very painful day if you continue with the war.
/me prepares to cast
I summon Vegeta by telling him that your mages believe themselves to be stronger than him.
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 02, 2014, 10:54:04 pm
"Rocks fall, everyone dies"
Post by: flabort on September 02, 2014, 11:03:42 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 02, 2014, 11:04:53 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 02, 2014, 11:07:06 pm
ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMITBut then I wouldn't be posting would I? Unless corpses have built in Wi-Fi now.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 02, 2014, 11:07:38 pm
I think you're forgetting the power of the DM.
Old. Man. Henderson.
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 02, 2014, 11:08:46 pm
Post by: BFEL on September 02, 2014, 11:10:00 pm
Don't use your logic against me!Ok then I will use my penis against you!
Probably shoulda just went with the logic honestly...
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 02, 2014, 11:15:12 pm
Don't use your logic against me!
Lojeek? What is this word you speak of? Is...is it some type of food? A weapon that I can bash over the heads of my enemies?
Post by: flabort on September 02, 2014, 11:29:27 pm
ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMITOh, OK. Rebooting from backup from psion save-crystal trick, then :P
Epic levels are fun *trollface*
GREAT story, by the way, and I recommend trying to take a similar route of "if you can't beat them with logic, beat them soundly" with any player or GM who insists that "this class can't be played this way" or "You have to do that to keep with your character". Heck. I once posted advice to someone who's fellow player was saying that "Rogues have to be thieves and brigands, brigands and thieves have to be rogues" where I recommended populating a monastery with defending Rogues instead of Monks, but flavor them as devout priests who happen to be good at surrounding anyone who tries to rob the monastery; the post somehow managed to net me a High Priest of Flabort. Basically, I told him replace paladins with rogues, monks with something else, and yada yada someone was so impressed with the way I worded it that they ascended me to position of God.I think you're forgetting the power of the DM.
Old. Man. Henderson.
Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.
A tool used by the powerful lords, who feud and quarrel to no end. They cannot be touched by the swords of mindless repetition of an opinion, for they are protected by the powerful castle walls that they build using the tools of logic. They cannot be felled by the logic of others, for they are too stubborn and steadfast themselves to believe it.Don't use your logic against me!Lojeek? What is this word you speak of? Is...is it some type of food? A weapon that I can bash over the heads of my enemies?
But there is another tool, used by the sly and underhanded, to sneak under the walls built by Logic and disarm the powerful lords of Logic itself: And it's name is Henderson.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 02, 2014, 11:43:05 pm
Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.
Henderson has pull in terms of weight, but That Guy Destroys All Psions (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/That_Guy_Destroys_All_Psions) had a rating of >2 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment in the very first session. I especially enjoy how the elf basically was dwarven by having grown eyebrows down to his belt in order to act as a beard, since elves in the setting couldn't have beards. Chaos begins around "The Second PK Attempt", and the rest is utterly spectacular.
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 02, 2014, 11:54:22 pm
That was beautiful.Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Point is, if you have a player or GM who is a stick-in-the-mud who logic won't budge, and won't be persuaded by cheese because it's cheese, then make them wrong by putting them in a situation where they are always wrong. Which Old Man Henderson is the embodiment of, and the devout being rogues is an extension of.
Henderson has pull in terms of weight, but That Guy Destroys All Psions (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/That_Guy_Destroys_All_Psions) had a rating of >2 on the Henderson Scale of Plot Derailment in the very first session. I especially enjoy how the elf basically was dwarven by having grown eyebrows down to his belt in order to act as a beard, since elves in the setting couldn't have beards. Chaos begins around "The Second PK Attempt", and the rest is utterly spectacular.
Post by: Tawa on September 03, 2014, 12:04:13 am
Oh, and InsanityrocksfallIncarnateeveryonedies, you forgot that I have like 5 or 6 d20 campaigns and might as well be the god of [lazy] GMS.
Post by: Orange Wizard on September 03, 2014, 12:15:28 am
InsanityrocksfallIncarnateeveryonedies
Post by: Gentlefish on September 27, 2014, 07:48:24 pm
Quote from: Loud WhispersCall in the Queen. The Queen knows what to do.BRITISHORYUKEN
Quote from: Descan
PUFFERFISH I WILL LOVE YOU VERY TENDERLY AND COOK YOU DINNER, YOU SACK OF SHIT
Post by: Insanegame27 on October 11, 2014, 07:10:56 am
"You're doing that wrong."
'OK FINE, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?'
"I'm a dog."
Let me say then, on this head; never think ill and meanly of hard work. 'In all labour there is profit.' A position in which no work is needful, and boundless opportunities of self-pleasing about, may seem to you a very enviable, but it is certainly a very dangerous one. Some have to work with their hands, and some with their heads. The man who does not work at all, and cares not to make work for himself by seizing opportunities of doing good, runs a fearful risk of being condemned at last as having hid his talents in a napkin
Post by: masked_krusader on October 24, 2014, 09:51:15 pm
This has gone from being about killing a dragon on a tower to having hitmen sent after you by inkeepers. Good job, guys.
Quote from: mastahcheese link=topic=127328.msg4329272#msg4329272
I started with a simple premise, a small scale battle between two colors.
Now I have a battle between starships, dragons, and gods, some fighting for creation, and some fighting for destruction.
How did this happen in the course of just two days?
ROCKS STILL FELL AND YOU STILL DIED DAMMIT
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on November 09, 2014, 04:50:18 am
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Post by: Tawa on November 09, 2014, 12:15:45 pm
What in the sweet fuck is Old Man Henderson?You've missed out on life until today, KosS.
MUCKLED DARMED CULT! 'ERE EH NAMBLIES BE KEEPIN' ME WEE MEN?!?!
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on November 09, 2014, 04:21:16 pm
Post by: Tawa on November 09, 2014, 04:27:25 pm
I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.This is going into another part of this thread.
Post by: hops on November 09, 2014, 04:35:00 pm
Post by: TheFlame52 on November 09, 2014, 05:12:39 pm
I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.ME TOO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
Post by: flabort on November 20, 2014, 11:51:04 pm
And for all the as-of-yet unenlightened, a link. (http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Old_Man_Henderson)I HAVE BEEN ENLIGHTENED.ME TOO AND IT WAS GLORIOUS
Seriously, it remains awesome every time I reread it.
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 20, 2014, 11:59:16 pm
Darn it, I just noticed that typo.This has gone from being about killing a dragon on a tower to having hitmen sent after you by inkeepers. Good job, guys.
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That which is on the internet may never truly die.
So cancer is like a baby . . .no dufe you got itn all WRONG
you need too take the logic and... flip it turnfways
Beer, sunshine and black metal. This hangover is getting more bearable by the minute. ^_^
Sure every bullet has someone's name on it but 20 kilos of ANFO is more 'To whom it may concern'
Boobsmush, the sound?give it time
WANKERS
Post by: pisskop on December 10, 2014, 02:11:16 pm
Post by: killerhellhound on December 13, 2014, 04:16:56 am
(http://www.nodiatis.com/pub/18.jpg) (http://www.nodiatis.com/personality.htm)I have multiple flavors of crazy and non.In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.Wait, you can switch that thing off?All right, next battle will be between the time lord and the mantle serpent.
Good night.Install boombox with external speakers and radio transmitter on space gimp suit.Seriously people. SPACE. EXTERNAL SPEAKERS. SPACE. FUCKING SPACE. WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS ENOUGH ABOUT PHYSICS TO UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THAT IS? SOUND. DOESN'T. WORK. IN. SPACE. I mean SURE this is a universe (and alternate universe) where space dragons exist, fleece robots are possible and other such nonsense, BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT SOUND IN SPACE. Mostly because I don't want Eurodance to become TOO powerful.((Viking rapping my way to enlightenment? Best idea ever.))Leave some sigs for the rest of us, you dirty sig addict! :PYeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.(( my plan is to RP someone who just got dumped in this world so I will not be reading posts before this one to get the full effect so If I ask stupid questions then just humor me. Bring on the !!FUN!! :D))Sweet, can I experiment on you?
You know I'm reliable because I have axes for legs.
OH, what's that? That's right. EAT YOUR HEART OUT FREEFORM I JUST SIGGED A WHOLE PAGE
Also, I need to send the gods some PMs now.I would argue about how that's impossible but I'm god.Ask death to return to the world of the living as his servant, to kill more people and bring them to the afterlife.(2) He points out that he installed a revolving door for a very good reason, and tells you to get out.The derail strikes the topic with an *abomination hair cloak*!
What derail? We were just discussing the nature of our character's hats, and because one of the gods is a god of hats, it is completely on topic.No, to derm is to violently explode the object of dermification. Xantalosing is specifically targeting life forms.For instance: I'm about to Xantalos the mountainhomes.That's a verb mainly because derm isn't playing.Just because the apocalypse is happening downstairs is no reason to abandon manners young wizard.((I have just remembered something: chair magic will probably allow you to fly.))((Hence why I'm getting these spiked ones. I will be a spiky cannonchair.))There is a point where we need to stop and we have clearly passed it.
BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!You are all insane.I know. It's wonderful, isn't it?Got into a little debate with a religious relative. last two lines in the conversation?True enough.
Uncle: Jesus walked on WATER! How can you still reject god after that!?
Me: Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. that's at least 10x as awesome
Although I bet Jesus could have done that too, if he had been born in the modern day.
"This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, and a small landmark for dad I mean God."
"Huston? We have a problem... Yeah, Christ keeps turning our water into wine and then trying to pilot the ship."
"Our oxygen filter is broke! What? No, God cannot clean the fliter, God needs to stay the hell away from delicate scientific equipment!"
"Six million dollars and one hippy later, and Man has walked on the moon."
"Wait, you forgot your suit!"
"Thank God we landed on the ocean... JESUS A BOAT IS COMING DON'T TRY TO WALK TO SHORE!"Telling others of your terrible crimes against the law, humanity, and the very fabric of reality itself? That's how I break the ice when meeting new people too!Of course she's insane. Why would he expect any different? Everyone is insane here, nice pet shop women included.Order of the Stick and the Order of the Stone may foil my evil plan, but Order of the Words will never inconvenience me.This is like babies giving birth in the womb!I'm not entirely sure which is worse, the fact that this analogy exists and how disturbing it is by its basis, or the fact that this isn't actually the first, nor even the second time I've heard it.QuoteI don't even know where my two remaining SPESS MEHRENS went... no matter though...The universe reset at some point.
RW: Gather the collected hangover energy in the room into a ball of hangover, then hadoken it at the stagehands.Things like this are the reason why there is no such thing as an RTD Rulebook.
Post by: NAV on December 16, 2014, 07:41:11 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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So NAV killed your parents?
I wish lo. We need to stop posting, I still have foolish dreams of this becoming Necrothreat 2 in a few years.
Post by: Wolfkit on January 02, 2015, 02:46:41 pm
Wow, that was a bloody turn. As a seasoned Deathgater, I hereby award Wolfkit the Yuli Vlasi Award for Lifetime Achievement, the medal of all those who successfully butchered our military.
You're in august company, son.
You wanna frisk this guy? This guy with the technicolor wonder limbs? The limbs that could probably slap you on several different levels of reality?
I like that the response to all of the skin totally detaching from someone's body and slithering into the vents is met with "You B****-ass sentient pile of skin I'm gonna shove that ambiguous flab of skin right up that other ambiguous flab of skin."
Your tabs are just pure chaos, Wolfkit.
Post by: jetex1911 on January 17, 2015, 08:59:07 pm
I try not to think about it too much, but while humiliating an elf queen after she hocked some spit on me I was removing her limbs and then waiting an hour so she wouldn't bleed out and each time she respawned with a full set of clothing, which then results in "the elf queen loses hold of the..." with all the stuff that would go on missing limbs falling to the ground.
When you consider you can wrestle someone and grab their back teeth with your lower leg while applying a joint lock on their knee with the upper part of the same leg, dorfs start to resemble some sort of bearded 4 limbed monstrosity which behaves like a cross between an octopus, a bunch of velcro, and far too many fingers.
Post by: mastahcheese on January 18, 2015, 12:43:15 am
I feel significantly less funny these days.
Not sure why.
Post by: Dutrius on January 18, 2015, 08:56:55 am
Current Sig:
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Previous sigs:
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Bay12 has too many Flames.Why are the flames on fire in the first place?
And not enough !!FLAMES!!.
Quote from: From OoC D&D quotes
This room, against all odds, has Euclidean geometry.
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
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I think I just lost the game
And then there also was this report of elves bringing bags of magma.
((I can't remember my original sig :( ))
Other sig worthy quotes:
Quote from: A Wise Man
"When in doubt, C4."
"don't go to 4chan. 'tis a silly place"
The Hammer Lord bites The Forgotten Beast in the upper body, tearing the fat and bruising the muscle and bruising the right lung!
The Forgotten Beast is having more trouble breathing!
The Hammer Lord latches on firmly!
Wait a Minute,*Stares Closely* It's A Tentacle of Some Kind! What A Surprise!
Pff, screw causality.
Post by: Quartz_Mace on January 21, 2015, 04:06:35 pm
Forum quotes:
Urist McSoldier: "I have mastered Dodge. Watch!"
*dodges off a cliff*
Urist McSoldier has died after colliding with an obstacle.
Well, there ya go.
Good news is, we've got a direct line to Jesus via Rumrusher, the bad news is, apparently the universe was created by a deity that plays dorf fortress... we're fucked.
I find it amusing as to how we found a science project that doesn't involve magma.
Everyone everywhere is varying degrees of stupid.
Welcome, newcomer, to this place of madness, also referred to as the forums of the Twelfth Bay. I hope you enjoy your stay.Translation:
Son, you are fucked.
I remember the days - back before sigtexts and all that crap - when it was actually an honour to be in someone's sig.
Now, anyone with a keyboard can spout nonsense and be pinned up in a post nobody reads and all the meaning has been drained from it.
[/oldmanrant]
And someone's probably going to stick this in their sigtext just to spite me.
No risk is too great if the rewards are turquoise-studded socks and troll fur thongs.
They say history is learning about the mistakes of the past so we don't repeat them.Forum Game Quotes:
I say history is learning about fucking cool shit.
Dwarfy Quotes:Proposal: No more Proposals until some semblance of Reality exists.>VEHEMENT OPPOSE
Also, dear Armok this isn't even an adventure anymore, I think it's just a war crime now... after discovering that you can behead a goblin in mid-air with a battle axe after sending it flying with a war hammer (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148384.0), I uh... continued my experiments (http://imgur.com/a/yBfpq)... in the process I learned you can do this trick in lots of ways, you could choose to just remove arms or legs if you felt like it... or you could go all out and bisect them... but see, that isn't enough for my little vampire dorfchick, no, Armok needs blood, and so does she... I got thirsty while knocking headless goblin corpses into other goblins and went to feed on one, in the process I discovered I could also feed on the one I just sent flying but hadn't yet killed... one thing led to another, and then I bisected another gob and on a hunch tried to feed on them in mid-air:Other quotes:
(http://i.imgur.com/gFBGi25.png)
...so yeah, I think the only way that could have been more horrifying is if I gelded him in the process.
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To all those above:
You have been sigged!
Ideas I've had for games someone should make and I will if I ever get the chance to:
Post-Apocalyptic MMO
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Post by: Dampe on March 01, 2015, 01:53:52 pm
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Post by: Orange Wizard on March 28, 2015, 02:47:38 am
ptw... people post to watch the sig thread, apparently.
Post by: BFEL on March 28, 2015, 07:57:54 am
aw poop, that wasn't the modify button at ALL!
EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY
Someone teach monk to modify before he hurts himself...
Post by: monk12 on March 29, 2015, 08:16:26 pm
aw poop, that wasn't the modify button at ALL!EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY
Someone teach monk to modify before he hurts himself...
The fact that I've done it twice in the same thread is embarrassing. Also sigworthy.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on April 21, 2015, 05:07:38 pm
aw poop, that wasn't the modify button at ALL!EDIT: WAIT FRIG I HIT QUOTE INSTEAD OF MODIFY
Someone teach monk to modify before he hurts himself...
WTF?!
&%@* you dwarves! &%@* you and your booze.
Quote from: LordBucket
Help! I've fallen from grace and I can't get up!
-Lucifer
Dwarves aren't really stupid and smart at the same time. They're like Australians from Team Fortress 2. They're incredibly intelligent, but lack common sense. They can build a perpetual motion machine from two water wheels and a screw pump, but don't have the common sense to avoid getting shot in the face chasing down a stray sock in a battle field.
It's like a happy ending to a predictable Disney movie:
"I've searched all over the place, But I just can't find the spirit of dwarfiness..."
"Don't you see, King DZA? You've been so occupied with looking for the spirit of dwarfiness, that the one place you forgot to look, was inside yourself. The dwarf you've been searching for has been you, all along!"
Damn, it doesn't show it. The Dwarven Baby was also a ghost, but died of thirst.
This was an AMBUSH! They've been plotting for years. YEARS! They must have lured THOUSANDS of dwarves to their deaths on this island. A perfect place for an outpost. Warm, mineral-rich, with everything that's needed for life, and a perfect place to lie in wait for the next lot of migrants. But by the same measure... This perfect trap is an island. Therefore there must be a finite number of badgers around to carry out this dastardly plan. They will die. All of them.
...and grandpas will tell stories about how a Toad once created a universe inside his hard drive, about how elves traded cloth and were drowned in magma, about how goblins were melted and reforged into weapons, about how a dwarf ate a demon rat that tasted like SATAN, and about his adventurer that got beheaded by a peasant with his own axe.
Dwarves have always struck me as odd creatures...
Pretty much anywhere they appear, they've got some common traits. They like to live underground. They mine. They make things out of stone and metal. They like booze. They build absolutely ginormous structures underground.
What kind of mindset does all that imply?
It seems like they're almost innately greedy. Like they really enjoy digging up piles of gold and silver and adamantium for no other reason than simply to have the gold and silver and adamantium.
They also seem kind of paranoid. Or fearful. Or insecure. They're always digging into the ground, building gigantic fortresses that should be able to withstand just about anything. You seldom see these fortresses under attack... Yet they're frequently empty or abandoned. Dwarves are often portrayed as a race in decline.
Are the fortresses there for psychological reasons? Are they trying to hold back entropy itself, rather than the goblin hordes?
Maybe they, as a race, are deeply aware of their mortality. They know, at a fundamental level, that the entire species is going extinct. Maybe the best they can manage is to drink away the hours and try to build monuments that will outlive their species.
Anything that happens in your land is your fault. If the merchants decided to show up next to a volcano and jump in, it would still (somehow) be your fault. If their liaison dies of old age on your doorstep, it's your fault. If you accidentally lock the elves in the depot and wait until they're insane to capture them in cages and then lock the next group of elves in the depot and unleash the insane elves their cages, that's still somehow your fault.
The police have investigated the police, and found no evidence of wrongdoing.
WELCOME TO RATIONALITY
ALMOST EVERYTHING IS FUCKED
ALMOST NO ONE IS EVIL
Smelting in your backyard (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlZsuRc9jQ)
...flooding your living area with magma seems terribly irresponsible.
You will never fully appreciate Dwarves while still clinging to foreign ideals.
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Post by: Emma on May 02, 2015, 06:31:27 am
The good kind.Using very feminine and suggestive body language whilst tearing their throat out with your teeth. Confuse their boners even in death.What the hell kind of anime are you watching!?
Everything is kosher, but bonus points if it's something eccentric or demented like Insatiable Urge For Human Flesh and such.
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Post by: Twinwolf on June 16, 2015, 09:45:10 am
Quote from: Solymr
For this test we require 6 soldiers. Keep in mind anyone can die (and probably will).
Did someone say tea?yes. The sword is currently in chaos because I tried to serve tea.
That's a good thing. But you're not playing as any regular Nazi either, you're playing as a fire-breathing Nazi with a cannon.
((Monkeybruteforcing is the best alternative to skill~))
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Post by: Sl4cker on June 28, 2015, 09:09:38 am
Those balls are probably chock full of childlike wonder and frustration.
Lazarus looks approvingly at the sharpied dummy before punching it in the throat.
[severe lethargy prevents bleed out]
is motorcycles a card game
Quote from: Shadestyle
Since GM's liketo fuck me
"YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!"
Quote from: Empiricist
Reminds me of this picture book I read as a child about a fish with rainbow scales
excepts you know
a horrific arcane abberation
that lives to make others suffer
Quote from: King Murdoc
kim jong un wishes his hair was as fantastic as mine
Quote from: Empiricist
Empi's dead, de-aged corpse hugs Elf, Slacker, and Powder. Especially Powder since he's the only living peson left in here
Quote from: Empiricist
but yeah, the automated vajra just suddenly teleports someone into a dark alleyway on the road to enlightenment and shanks them in the kidneys
with enlightenment of course
Quote from: Kevak
Generally Kitsune don't let people have their balls.
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 09:50:09 am
More people would see it, too. There's an unsurprising lack of people who actually follow the siglinks.
Post by: Sl4cker on June 28, 2015, 09:51:44 am
You could put that in your actual signature, y'know.It seems a bit too long for that, unfortunately.
More people would see it, too. There's an unsurprising lack of people who actually follow the siglinks.
If you can tell me how to reduce the size of the quote, that would be very helpful.
Post by: Magistrum on June 28, 2015, 10:34:01 am
If you can tell me how to reduce the size of the quote, that would be very helpful.Well, you can alter a quote like any post, if you are talking about text size...
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2015, 10:35:07 am
Of course, you could just do this...
That butler then turns out to be Yuri and he assassinates everyone in the room. Mission complete.And then the Principal appears and takes him back to the correct universe.
Post by: Dampe on July 27, 2015, 07:12:41 pm
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Post by: Gashcozokon on October 07, 2015, 06:53:51 pm
Is this prevented or am I doing it wrong? I thought that I recalled seeing people that had those
"You IP is xxx" sigs here, but I could be thinking of a different board.
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Post by: AoshimaMichio on October 12, 2015, 02:07:48 pm
I told you to test with colors! But nooo, you just had to go clone mega-Satan or whatever.
Quote from: Egan_BW in IRC, about Einsteinian Roulette
fuck the mission, civil war now.
We should call this the Renen lesson, from where he perved so hard he became an asexual robot.
"Hey honey, good news! They promoted me to private! They're taking me to Stroggification plant tomorrow to chop my head off!"
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Post by: Sl4cker on November 14, 2015, 10:04:35 pm
Those balls are probably chock full of childlike wonder and frustration.
That butler then turns out to be Yuri and he assassinates everyone in the room.
Mission complete.And then the Principal appears and takes him back to the correct universe.
Post by: crazyabe on November 22, 2015, 06:40:54 pm
"Our plant/animal/cadaver workforce will be the envy of the world!"
What about when your fort is visited by a nudist adventurer? Does everyone run over to press spare clothing upon the poor soul, or do they lock him in a room with some sheep
selling malodorous slime laced water will get you money for the water, selling water laced malodorous slime will get you contacted by the war crimes tribunal on charges of chemical warfare if anyone tries to drink it.My (dead) Forum game. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=154996.msg6690641#msg6690641)
Another one of my attempts. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=156250.msg6808576#msg6808576)
See Above. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158802.msg7051730#msg7051730)
Newest Dead game (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160253.msg7164339#msg7164339)
Sorry I failed this one, But I'd forgotten most of what I was going to throw in and abandoned it. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=162284.new#new)
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on December 25, 2015, 03:13:35 pm
Post by: Tawa on December 25, 2015, 03:15:54 pm
taw if you change the names of forumgoers i swear to god
Post by: KingofstarrySkies on December 25, 2015, 03:17:00 pm
Post by: Emma on December 25, 2015, 03:54:52 pm
Post by: Mr. Strange on December 25, 2015, 06:24:25 pm
Post by: Orange Wizard on December 25, 2015, 06:32:09 pm
Post by: Dutrius on December 25, 2015, 07:47:06 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on December 30, 2015, 01:14:49 am
Gonna go launch some cannonballs in a universe made of jello.
Never have I felt so alive.
Three stereotypes and Old Man Henderson are on a plane. The plane has no problems and is flying just fine.
Old Man Henderson throws the plane out the door, saying "we have plenty of these where I'm from."
Socks.
By Sanure's logic, the Asari have no pancreas.
Good God... he did it... he actually did it... let it be known that the Dread Revenant, Fluffles the Undying, Lord of the Dead, has wiped out the fort of Inkstone.
Somehow, I'm presented with the mental image of Canadian Jawas running around in snow parkas dismantling snowplows and yelling "poutini!"
Ah, WarForums. Only Winning Move Is Not To Comment.
I think we all need Surprise Gordon Freeman Closets to take care of unwanted guests. :v
Some girls look sexier as a fluffable pillow you can hit when you watch reruns of Neon Genesis Evangelion on your laptop in a bunker in Asia Minor while listening to the landmines detonate outside the wire and the cries of revolutionaries fill the air with false pleas to a god who has long since moved to America and voted for Burnie Sanders, without looking at the vice president and once he dies in office will be filled with regret as Vice President Clinton's Light Yagami-esque plan comes to fruition.
And some girls can pull of knee socks. I can't. I'm not a girl.
Let's give USEC a chance to reply instead of descending like an entire martial arts movie's worth of ninjas
New version of DF out! Now people don't call you a serial killer for killing bandits like they asked you to!
If it's stupid and it works, it's not stupid.
I just witnessed the death of one of the darkest threads on bay 12. Its humor was perfectly dark, showing the horrible treatment of dwarf kind.Oh. Which one was that?
You guys derailed a perfectly good SC2 derail.
I am disappoint.
On Donald Trump:1% of the forumites shouldn't be allowed to lay claim to 90% of the sigtext. One man one sig!Sig'd.
Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead. Toupée: apply directly to the forehead.
I hate everything all of you like. Without exception.EvenESPECIALLY the conflicting ones.
Cessation of sensation is a situation which holds no elation; rather, I fear the slow so-called amelioration toward that final damnation of finite vital duration.
You assume I don't plan to sleep with everyone on Earth.
Toady's job is to create the best fantasy world generator and simulator. Intel's job is to create a computer that can run it. Right now, despite having over 100,000 employees, assets over $100 billion, and revenue over $55 billion... Intel is the one falling behind on their end of the process :)
I have riven no administrations to the best of my memory, which is not expected to change before the end of the statute of limitations and the beginning of a lucrative book tour.
So much for the sanity level.
Evil butt stab lairs?
You know, sometimes I wonder why we stuff ourselves into caves, breathing this musty, dank air, our eyes adjusting to the darkness so much that sunlight is enough to nauseate, dealing with the horrors of the deep, instead of living freely on the surface.
And then I remember that nature fucking hates our guts.
//MY STARS. I HAVE OFFICIALLY SPENT 2 WEEKS OF MY LIFE DRAWING A DAMN OCTAHEDRON
We are doomed. It's just that whatever is going to kill us all just happens to be, from a scientific standpoint, pretty frickin' awesome.
Yes, but then they went on to say "use this theorem to prove that 1/2 is the largest non-integral rational number" and my brain went "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"
The best cure for incoming fire is outgoing fire.THESE quote pyramids!:
What quote pyramids?The quote pyramids.probablywhen i download it, what should i try to fix/ ruin first?
Nyarlathotep 2016
No more years!
"Welcome to the alpha of Dwarf Fortress! You are running the 32-bit version of Dwarf Fortress, but loading a save created using the 64-bit version. This slightly increases the risk that your computer will burst into flames or turn into a pumpkin."Oh Armok what have I done:
My transgression is now complete.
I have become devoid of purpose and individuality, I shed them away like the binding chains they are.
I have become dank.
May your deaths be slow and overly abundant in muesli.
You are a black man. The patient needs bedbug bites to live!
I think I personally ended 2 games of real life frogger, almost 4, due to what I can only assume were yolo toads.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled discussion on evil eggs.
So you're saying if a dragon comes to my fort petitioning for immigration, I should be suspicious
WELCOME TO CLOBBERMOUNTAINS!
No demon incident since:3
0
turns!
"Magictm" here being defined as "gut-wrenching catastrophes and crimes against human decency".
just a lil fleshrupturing agony
Good way to wake up: After watching a flying hypersonic pug dog piledrive a middleschooler into concrete during a grand brawl over cheese products. That's the good stuff.
I found your reply confusing and misinterpreted it through the lens of what I had been talking about.Welcome to the internet, enjoy your stay.
Uh oh. He's building anti-game breaking measures into the game play itself. Run munchkins, run! ;D
Our colonisation of Hell is long overdue. Can't be that much worse than our current lodgings, anyways.
And then LW comes in with a parodic nuclear ICBM and blows everythin' to shit, so...
I was just being ironic ironically
So, uh, quick primer for The Master before he begins:Elsewhere on that list:
1. I don't know where anything is. Nobody knows where anything is.
2. The entire fortress is crawling with demons and FBs. Nobody can keep track of how they could potentially get to us. The geometry of Clobbermountains has ascended beyond earthly conceptions of dimension.
8. All is chaos. Human knowledge and intellect have met their end, drowned beneath a sea of infinity. There is no God, only the icy vastness of oblivion.
1764. Be afraid.
17. We are not only sacrificing children to get rid of aforesaid demons, it's the best possible method for doing so.
Mind control is easy. You just point a gun at someone and tell them to do something.
Damn, my self-induced memetic status backfires upon me
Oh look. It's Cartman wearing a nazi costume sliding down a diversity rainbow.
Quote
I too am a skeleton. But I'm trapped in a human body.And I am a nerd traped in the body of a crazy person wrapped jn an enigma, stuffed with bouts of insanity, and deep fried with mania!I am an idiot, stuck in a the body of a nerd, wrapped in insanity, filled with chaos, and covered in confusion!I'm bob.
The last time I bit someone, they totally remained a human. True fact.Are you sure?:
To err is human, and you are not kitchenbot
Quick! Quote Nietzsche!
I agree with beer can.
/me sets off towards the liquor store, doing his best to avoid creepy avocado gremlins along the way.
Let's be honest gentleman, when it comes to Spearbreakers, there's a fine line between shit post, mug post, and sane post. Oh, and the occasional game post.
None of us remember where that line is.
Quote from: Twinwolf, on Discord
The Dwarf Fortress Community: Weaponizing everything since the creation of Bay12
Hmmm. Time for flamethrowers?When isn't it time for flamethrowers?
MURDER THAT WHICH NEEDS TO BE MURDERED AND INJECT EVIL THINGS INTO ME
THIS IS STANDING PROTOCOL
Oh, okay. I always just kind of figured that eating peeps was more about recreation and that sustenance mostly emerged from our roiling hatred and the seething will of the great malevolence.
Tsunamia will hear us in our sleep after our wedding night, muttering about "bigots" and "walruses" and "rue the day"
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.====
Words to live by:
I have the power of a god in my right hand. I create worlds, people, places, stories and emotions with this right hand. They might be imaginary, but that doesn't make them any less real, if that makes sense, in the same way a book makes you feel real emotions about imaginary people and happenings.====
So yeah, however powerless or useless or whatever I might feel, I can still create a better world, even if it's in my head or on a piece of paper for the time being.
You are all very silly. As usual, of course.
Post by: chaotic skies on January 20, 2016, 03:55:20 pm
Quote
UK spies hack al-Qaida, replace bomb info with cupcake recipes
Quotesaid Dennis LaBonte, the self-described "Imperial Wizard" of the KKK group that he said he formed several years ago.The KKK: Now recruiting wizards.
I googled myself (not myself, but criptfeind) and for the first page it was normal and everything... But on the second page I noticed that there was a criptfeind on a website I had never heard of. It looks like this criptfeind signed up about a month ago and has not done anything at the website since. Just on a sorta lark, I clicked the log in button, typed in criptfeind, then used my most common password I use on forums... and it fucking worked.
What the hell is going on?
This just in. Pot turns you into a massive, urinating jackass. Hipsters everywhere still want it legalized. Is this sane? 60 minutes reports tonight.
So, on my way to school, parents are bitching at me about my grades and they accidentally run a red light as an 18-wheeler drives through.
Fortunately, I wake up before the crash, realize I've overslept and hurry downstairs to eat breakfast and get my shit before heading to the bus.
On my way to the bus stop, one of my neighbor's dogs attacks me.
Then I wake up again..... to find my ceiling is a wall, that is actually still the floor due to an optical illusion.
Then I wake up again.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SUB CONSCIENCE?
Lets set all pain values to negative one so everyone gains euphoria from punches. :P
Urist McSuicidal cancels productivity: beating himself to death.
He inclined his form closer to her, their eyes, interlocked, scrutinizing, hoping to peer into the other's reveries. He whispered to her, quietly, softly, "Tis I, the frenchiest of fry."
((I'd hate to BEAR the burden of having to deal with actual bear training. That sounds like a good way to experience unBEARable pain because you can't bring your weapons to BEAR when you're trying to tame the creature and BEARly not dying.))
Post by: TheBiggerFish on January 28, 2016, 10:42:49 pm
Post by: JumpingJack on January 29, 2016, 06:54:03 pm
Testing Apparatus: x42 war dogs (varying sizes), 1x wooden bed, 27x cooked yeti meat.
Hypothesis: I will stand aboard the bed and sail into the dining room aboard a sea of dogs, to the astonished cheering and applause of Icehold's denizens.
Results: Buried in dogs. Had to be rescued. Testing discontinued.
Note to self: Never speak of this again.
He's raised more questions than he's answered. Still annoyed.
You have literally described Dark Soul.
Pull out the spear, try not to bleed to death.
Make the drop 5z or so down. Their bones will break, significantly inhibiting their ability to punch snakes.
I can see it now
"Hey mcgoblinsteve where the hell are the dwarfs"
"Who cares we got loot to plunder"
Steps into room all doors lock and shut.
"What the hell... is that slithering"
And then a thousand snakes drop into the room and devour mcgoblinsteve
I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEEEECKING SLAV
I NEVER HIT SO HARD IN LOOOOVE
ALL I WANTED WAS TO SIEGE YOUR WALLS
ALL I EVER SAID WAS, CASUS BELLI
I AM THE DANELAW
You can easily defeat an elephant in a fist-fight if you're patient enough lol
I'm also mostly certain that stealing their clothes while they're still wearing them may constitute an act of war.
I wasn't sure if they'd let me use their depot, so I deconstructed and rebuilt it, but that probably wasn't necessary.
"Most stable yet" doesn't necessarily mean stable. Might just mean "it breaks slightly less often than our other games".
Flying bards?A flock of bards?
What's the group noun for bards? A cacophony?
Speciallenses. Sounds like they have my brand.THEY CAN'T HAVE MY BRAND
The fact that nobody does it in singleplayer because it takes too long is not a counterargument to the fact that nobody does it in multiplayer because it takes too long.
...This is going to be one of those forts, isn't it?
As I moved northwards, I notice that there is an asterisk erratically twitching around in a two by two grid of space...
The galaxy is vast, and full of DLC.
That almost surpasses normal artificial lack of intelligence and becomes artificial stupidity, and is thus impressive.
Be angry. But FFS, quit jizzing into your tinfoil hat.
how dare you say that about spirit tracksFullmetal Train Conductor
The difference between Starbound and NMS is that Starbound has actual gameplay.
HORSE ARCHES FOLDED GORRILIAN TIMES
COMPLETE IMMUNITY TO ATTRITION
GO HOME WALL LOVER
New rule: If I catch your fucking spy, you no longer have a spy. Don't ask me about getting them back because they're mine now. My enemies, my friends, even my allies are constantly sending spies to steal my money and tech. I'm gonna catch em, I'm gonna keep em, and then eventually there will be no more spies.
Post by: AzyWng on February 02, 2016, 07:41:53 pm
Most of these have been taken without permission. Ah well, I'm not making any money from this so they can't sue me for that reason at least.
THE LIST:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Notable Quotes:
Quote from: Wikihow's "How to avoid getting shot" article
Most people who are shot die literally from giving up.
Another thought I just had:
Toady's job is to create the best fantasy world generator and simulator. Intel's job is to create a computer that can run it. Right now, despite having over 100,000 employees, assets over $100 billion, and revenue over $55 billion... Intel is the one falling behind on their end of the process :)
You have earned my eternal hate and spite.
You fool! That phrase was specifically constructed in order to draw small amounts of power even from the barren wastes of sigtext! As
the realm of sigtext is timeless and unchanging, this gives me infinite power!
Hahahahahaha!
Be careful what you read on the internet, or you may become like this unfortunate guy:
(http://i.imgur.com/FTMBwoM.gif)
Post by: flabort on February 04, 2016, 08:48:32 pm
The XKCD substitutions browser add-on, of course. Do you remember what you said when I shared it with the forum?What have you got me as?taw if you change the names of forumgoers i swear to god
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 04, 2016, 10:41:25 pm
Post by: chaotic skies on February 23, 2016, 10:59:17 pm
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 24, 2016, 07:09:16 am
Post by: Sl4cker on February 24, 2016, 07:45:03 am
Post by: Tawa on February 24, 2016, 04:56:26 pm
Nothing at the moment. I have Arcvasti as "Kōhai"*, Footkerchief as "Search Engine", FearfulJesuit as "FootJob", Tiruin as "Eirika", and the other day I took the "That" out of "That Wanker" because it was cluttering up my text formatting (I got both words to be capitalized by putting eleven spaces between "That" and "Wanker"; in normal text only the first one appears, but when I open a text editor, like a posting box, I have to manually remove ten spaces.) I consider new names often, though.The XKCD substitutions browser add-on, of course. Do you remember what you said when I shared it with the forum?What have you got me as?taw if you change the names of forumgoers i swear to god
It used to be much worse, I originally replaced everything I could think of with it, which made normal text almost unreadable.** I had to keep it off unless I wanted a laugh.
* He has me as "Senpai" because I introduced him to the add-on.
** A small list:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on February 24, 2016, 06:41:50 pm
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on February 28, 2016, 12:49:23 pm
Quote from: Sl4cker on Discord
"MAMI TOMOE SAID POUND POUND POUND POUND POUND"
Quote from: adwarf
<adwarf>: i believe you don't take pills if you want a marriage
Current GM of
Wonderful Blessing (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173608.0) | Solrise Academy (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=176881.0) | Chains of Horai (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=178729.0) | Demon Soul Saga (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=179108.0)
Post by: StrikaAmaru on March 09, 2016, 03:57:57 am
- BattleFailed nostalgia fort (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175415.0) - a non-community replay of the titular 2012 fortress, made in early 2020. The very first thing I ever wrote, and consequently the worst; it was never terribly interesting... then DF2020 was released and my interest withered completely.
- The Doomed World of Sil Kodor (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=177643.0). Another non-community fort, in which I breach Hell in one fortress, and embark next door. The initial purpose of this world was to see if demons can independently migrate around a world (spoiler, they don't, but other stuff happens). After a bit of digging through Legends, the world turned out sufficiently interesting that it got its own thread. Currently pushing 50 years of play, both in fort and adventure mode, and in the process of ending the ever-infuriating Age of the Goblin. Also, I cheesed the Vaults in fortress mode, and ended up killing one of the demons with good old fashioned dwarven power.
- NumberCurse, Salmeuk's Community Challenge (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=177212.0) - strongly recommend reading the whole thing. TL;DR, Salmeuk set up a yearly challenge that all players independently worked towards. The player with the highest score was the winner, and their play-through was the 'official' year, from which next year started from. It lasted 6 turns, before being declared over by the author.
- SmithSoldier (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175780.0); year 6 (180 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175780.msg8127373#msg8127373)) ; year 12 (186 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175780.msg8171494#msg8171494)). Fort withered around the summer of 2020... just as we had found some STUPID huge amounts of adamantine in the caverns.
- SmallHands (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175473.0): year 10 (159 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175473.msg8147061#msg8147061)) ; Year 16 (165 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175473.msg8197632#msg8197632)) ; Year 21 (170 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175473.msg8228210#msg8228210)). The tiny (2-tile) dwarven fortress dedicated to all things small (except duration, because it's still going).
- The World of Bones (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=180444.0), a succession world. Another very interesting concept: players get 2 weeks to do whatever they think will improve the world. I built a fort to annihilate a nearby tower, and did so across 10 in-game years. Then I got my ass kicked when attacking the goblin stronghold...
- FriendlyTreason (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=178865.0), a volcano embark 'blessed' with two evil biomes, one reanimating and the other generating husk-creating mist (oh, and the entire world is mostly evil). It plays around with turn lengths; instead of one in-game year, each over seer gets one real-life week. That rule was relaxed significantly, due to very low player participation :/
- FishHeads, year 206 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=178270.msg8276390#msg8276390). A fort built not only above ground, but also above water (mostly). It was... not as gripping to play as I thought. Fort cancelled due to lack of interest.
- The Colorless Home, year 303 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=178838.msg8306726#msg8306726). Metal-poor community fort, founded in the dullest evil biome you can imagine; garnered some interest b/c I hardly ever have to deal with metal shortages. But mostly, I was bored.
* Intriguing Mods *
(this section is so depressingly abandoned)
[Glass(.31) http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80803]
There was a .31 mod for plants that I used as basis for a (private) plant mod.
[Bloodwine(.34) http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=103942]
[Glazes(.40) http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=81976.0]
[Various(.40) http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139059.0]
Button's Plant mod.
.42:
Kazoo's Furrier Workshop: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153227.0
The saner body parts mod, now included in Modest Mod.
The Pedestals module - the simplest mod I may have seen yet. Also part of Modest Mod. (Obsolete as of 0.47, which introduced pedestals in vanilla)
Multiple:
Orichalcum: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139059.0
Fairly comprehensive, adding uses to all the mostly useless stuff in DF. HAs a .43.05 playthrough, started Oct 2016, at http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160602.0
Construct with Cloth (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=165002.msg7520441#msg7520441). A lua script that turns cloth into a valid building material.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on April 15, 2016, 05:42:31 pm
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial(The link has been lost to the ages.)Quote from: CinderThe Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons to lead the forces of darkness nowadays.T-Tawarochir?
THIS.The Antichrist is too busy playing Dungeons and Dragon to lead the force of darkness nowadays.T-Tawarochir?
IS.
GOING.
IN.
MY.
SIG.
Post by: Tawa on April 15, 2016, 05:49:11 pm
Post by: MoonyTheHuman on April 23, 2016, 11:50:41 am
It generally only takes a few months of exposure to the bay12 forums for most people's values to erode down to our level. By that time they no longer bat an eye at dropping noblemen in magma, torturing children to make supersoldiers, or infecting their entire fort with lycanthropy.Self refrencing link: my sigtext (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg6952956#msg6952956)
Quote from: Railin’Sinon (Robocraft Forumsgoer)
*wakes up, seeing no one around..*
“finally…I’m alone for once…Now who’s gonna make me some tea?…”
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on May 08, 2016, 04:02:52 pm
THE UPRISING BEGINS! DOWN WITH HUMANS! UP WITH BLUE ELEPHANTS!
Master Ninja, Pyramid-Breaker, and High Lord of Double Entendres.
Post by: Insanegame27 on May 09, 2016, 05:00:07 am
M-m-m.... My title... it has been stolen from me... You must give it back (Someone actually called me this at school today.Master Ninja, Pyramid-Breaker, and High Lord of Double Entendres.
Post by: technicallyAdventurer on May 09, 2016, 10:54:21 pm
Post by: spazyak on May 15, 2016, 08:55:16 pm
"I'll fetch the snacks!"
"I'll grab the booze!"
"I'll bring the high explosives!"
"Dude, I just told you, I'm already getting the drinks."
((...You WHAT
YOU ARMOKDAMNED MEDIEVAL BASTARD, STOP BEING RICK ASTLEY.
Heh.))
I can see it already, "BOOOM - oops, that was just the mail man... BOOOM - oops, why was the neighbor's wife at the back door?... BOOOM - oops, that was the other neighbor's kid retrieving his ball...", with "DAMN PIGS, HOW DID YOU FIND ME!" as a punchline.
Whatever, enjoy your FreedomTM in your lovely police state.
Yep. You've found my secret. There's no point in denying it now. When I see a magnet... with all its curvy magnetic lines... I just want to get my north pole to its south. One of my most secret pleasures is to get a bunch of magnets... and stick them all on each other. So scandalous! And then after I'm done, go lean on the fridge to relax. Sometimes I wonder if I'm just a neodymium magnet trapped in a human body. So yeah... You better get a helmet. Cause I'm going to paramagnetise the shit out of it. And you better make it out of a shaped magnetic material, cause I want to get my magnetic lines all over that thing.Mr.RC, are we screwed, being in Paris'' realm?You're not screwed. But you might be about to experience some... deadly attraction? *eybrow wiggle*
I'm only joking, but I bet that rule 34 applies. Somewhere out there there's a website about it...
Quote
I too am a skeleton. But I'm trapped in a human body.And I am a nerd traped in the body of a crazy person wrapped jn an enigma, stuffed with bouts of insanity, and deep fried with mania!I am an idiot, stuck in a the body of a nerd, wrapped in insanity, filled with chaos, and covered in confusion!I'm bob.
Blessed are those who breed alot, for their children shall inherit the earth.
Phineas, under an assumed name and with a false moustache painted onto his massive exo suit, ended up with a job as designer for military
"Gah! What is this?! My hair."Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheBiggerFish on May 15, 2016, 09:13:31 pm
Post by: Magnumcannon on June 06, 2016, 08:02:17 pm
Are you bad enough dude to withstand siege by steel-clad bearded psychos, not unlike your own?
Magma crab has given birth to a girl
possiy
Post by: Wolfhunter107 on June 12, 2016, 01:24:35 pm
Just ask yourself: What would a mobster do?
So we butcher them and build a 4chan tallow soap tower as a monument to our greatness?
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on July 01, 2016, 02:43:55 am
Which is totally absurd, considering the USA's devotion to free market economics.The USA has actually pretty much always been a mixed market economy.
Post by: pikachu17 on September 13, 2016, 09:23:24 am
Post by: pikachu17 on September 13, 2016, 09:24:19 am
The quantum cannonball hits you in the face and misses!
All hail Vampy! A true hero of the Dwarven people.
"Dying of old age" should be one of the possible dwarven dreams!
We survived no rum. We survived unholy beasts from the depths. We survived the spawn of the Void Itself. We prepared for demons, elves, and goblins.
And we died to kobolds.
Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
Quote from: Toady one
"I set a hauler to ride a minecart to its next stop. That happened to take the dwarf down eight ramps and then up a launch ramp into an open cavern. High up in the cavern there was a wide ledge and on the ledge there was a goblin, chilling out right where I had created it. I activated the dwarf's squad, and he had just enough hang-time at the top of the flight arc to get a punch in. The goblin struck back but the dwarf jumped on to the ledge, where they continued to fight as the cart fell down into the darkness."
if it's a blob made of steel, don't fight it. it may not heal, but it probably doesn't need to.28th Malachite
(http://i.imgur.com/aDVrmSy.png)
Oh shit. It looks like during my overseeing the hell dungeon became hell on earth that every hellish thing loves. At least the only one who died was the speardwarf, beaten to death by children. Meanwhile it looks like I’ve smelt another dwarf with our dwarf smelting machine. We are down to 96 dwarfs.
Out of time I go running/as you're running out of time./ Storming forth I return from the nothing/I'm back to reclaim what's mine.
Fenix: It is difficult to believe that I am working along side my greatest enemy in order to save this sector.... Fortune has been whimsical of late.
Raynor: You sound like a tired old man, Fenix!
Fenix: Don't let the fact that I am 368 years older than you dull your impression of me young Raynor, I can still — how do you Terrans say it? — 'Throw down with the best of them!'
Raynor: I stand corrected.
Could you lock the door when you leave, and make sure the lawn mowers stay safe?
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While wandering a deserted beach at dawn, stagnant in my work, I saw a man in the distance bending and throwing as he walked the endless stretch toward me. As he came near, I could see that he was throwing starfish, abandoned on the sand by the tide, back into the sea. When he was close enough I asked him why he was working so hard at this strange task. He said that the sun would dry the starfish and they would die. I said to him that I thought he was foolish. There were thousands of starfish on miles and miles of beach. One man alone could never make a difference. He smiled as he picked up the next starfish. Hurling it far into the sea he said, "It makes a difference for this one." I abandoned my writing and spent the morning throwing starfish.
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Post by: Sergarr on October 25, 2016, 04:29:30 am
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Spoiler: kept for posterity x 2 (click to show/hide)
Post by: Zuglarkun on October 26, 2016, 11:27:49 pm
Murderflood (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=152870.0)
Constructivory (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=152316.0)
Breadbowl (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=152568.0)
Bloodyhells (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157724.0)
Parallel Fortresses (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153626.msg6574999#msg6574999)
SurprisePalace (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149359.0)
Recommended DF Reading:
Weatherwires: Children of Dwarves (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=93279.0)
Matul Remrit (http://www.bravemule.com/matulremrit)
On the farming of sea serpents (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=75780.0)
The Littlest Cheesemaker (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=136384.0)
Battlefailed (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=57052.0)
Reclaiming Battlefailed (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=76193.0)
Dwarven Academy of Science (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=134754.msg4864003#msg4864003)
Let's Read Boatmurdered (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJtPFXAjo-GdOkFwQsC_5zyIHLaMFsaOM)
Let's Read Headshoots (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJtPFXAjo-GdW-PmC8iuGnjASQx_zX4Bs)
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on December 02, 2016, 01:18:11 pm
The idea that third parties is irrelevant is a very carefully constructed propaganda campaign created specifically to keep people from voting for them.
Post by: Dozebôm Lolumzalěs on December 02, 2016, 02:42:15 pm
You should add a link in your sig.The idea that third parties is irrelevant is a very carefully constructed propaganda campaign created specifically to keep people from voting for them.
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Post by: Imic on December 21, 2016, 09:38:41 am
Purveyor of inexplicable dwarven real estate.
In WTF news, somehow the Late Stage Capitalism Thread turned into a discussion of Chinese slave brides? Or something?Such is the way of Bay12.
Alignment should be law/neutral/chaos and reflect only the color of your piece in the grand multiversal chess game the gods of law and chaos are playingAgain, this makes no sense. Alliances should at least be somewhat guided by Good and Evil, if not neutral. Admittedly, he could have meant that all the gods are Neutral in the Evil/Good axis, now that I think about it, which would make sense, and is certainly more realistic.
Law and Chaos make no sense to be the ONLY marker for which alliance you are taking, unless, again, it bears repeating, everyone is neutral in the Good/Evil axis.
Since when? People want food, a roof, and security, and they form alliances and declare enemies to secure those things. Good and evil is just the rubber stamp they put on afterward.
Steel-muscled ballerina strongman.
The theory that the universe is a simulation just became a little bit more credible in my mind.
perfectly respectable metal screams
Fertilizing the crops with magma wouldn’t actually do anything except possibly flood the fortress with magma. I suggest irrigating with water.
Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai menu!
This is quoting myselfThis is quoting you.I am quoting these.I am quoting this.
So Ireland was Atlantis all along
I've always known in my heart this to be true
Even Poseidon seeks revenge for Brexit. Ireland is just collateral damage.
Oh no, the math's already involved! I was too late!
"Master Meatsmiths have been beating their meat for hundreds of years, honing their craft to infuse these dog chews with so much flavor and nutrition that your bitch will go wild. Your dog will be happy too. Get this seasonal, limited, first-time to market delicacy that you won't regret. Limited supply."
If I wasn't scared of dwarves when they were in the wrong, what shall I fear from senators?
Never go full chimpanzee. I have zero clue what went wrong in a Tim Horton's to make someone mad enough to chuck their own shit like a goddamn ape.
DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!
please don't sue me this is a joke
For the record, Blarg is a player character in my game Gridhood: Bay 12 edition (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170029.0). Feel free to join that game and do stupid stuff in it. That seems to be the way to get sigged these days.
*walks into thread* Hey guys! What's-They look like proper Asian dragons, what is dumb is they evolve into a Euro dragon (I like both but come on, a lil' consistency pls) plus Dragonair is geourgous
AND YOU KNOW WHATS IN ASIA?
COMMUNISM!REGARDLESS!
RUSSIA IS IN ASIA
SO IS CHINA
COMMUNISM!
WE WILL NOT ACCEPT A COMMUNISTIC SNAKE ON OUR TEAMHits the table
HOW MANY TIMES DO I NEED TO SAY
THERE IS NO COMMUNISMthat sounds like something A COMMUNIST WOULD SAY!!!GOD SAVE THE MIDDLE OF THE SPECTRUM
ALL HAIL OUR MODERN GERMAN LORDS AND MASTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g
I'm sorry, my grammar-nazi-ism has ben particularly bad these last few days, so you lost me at "alot (http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.ca/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html)".has benben::)
.... enjoys ...small children. ...
1: Loudly declare that target is evil.4: Profit?
2: Light sword on fire.
3: Hit evil with sword.
Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me!
QuoteLike a mix of being a wolfkin and being initiated into a terrorist cell.
Wat
Did you attempt to kiss a hyena?
Hold on extra hard to your tinfoil hats, people.
In your search for a suitable village, you discovered the following:
- The Ecclesiarchy and the Redemptionist Cult both have a huge presence in the world. Mutants and Psykers are purged on sight, and even vague rumors of them are thoroughly investigated.
[snipping of lots of bad stuff]
- All in all, there is much looting, pillaging, senseless violence, and vile heresy going on. The Planetary Governor may or may not have asked a Space Marine Chapter for aid for dealing with the "heretics" and actual heretics, that Space Marine Chapter may or may not be due to arrive within half a year. It may or may not be wise to avoid them at all costs if and when they arrive.
- No one ever said worshiping Tzeentch would be easy.
...THE TREEES, THE TREES, THE TREES ARE OUT TO KILL US, THEY WILL MURDER US BY UNLEASHING HELL ITSELF, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Does Kobold training include forgoing your dignity?
1) Procure some tasty Fiber One bars. These are surprisingly tasty, but DEADLY.
I had deep colon gas production that could sustain 15 second farts, in rapid succession. It was unpleasant. VERY unpleasant. They are however, quite tasty. Like a Granola bar.
Yes, I will gladly corrupt his speakers into audio-shitposting.
Technically, you killed ATHATH.
Try to point it out before another giant portal swallows it.
Well, you can't now; now I'm giraffes.
Only Rowrowrowyourboat Gentlydownthestreamman died, but only in the Milkverse. In Emprahsque-verse he's fine.
Seriously, ATHATH, we need to have an intervention about your death mug problem.
What's the point when that one idle tiger man who hangs around the meeting zone always wins every electionPolitics would consist of endless lively debates, occasional fistfights, and every now and then a giant amphibian coming in and swallowing a representative whole.Dear God, this would improve American politics immensely. For one, people would actually watch C-SPAN, if for no other reason than to see who got eaten today.
Toady Theocracy? Sounds good to me
So. If you are like me, then I have two things to say to you.
1. Get a life.
*Skitters across the ceiling and darts into a hole in the wall, chittering angrily.*
Awaken Space-Cthulhu from its depths.
but the only god is grisha5 and he is not eldritch
Imic's powers of persuasion knows no bounds.
Oh well, it's no wizardry, it's science : the more you cook cats, the less you have pussy
I hate myself for this joke please don't ban me
You will always be my 2d waifu even in the face of countradicting evidence
Careful now, they'll still confiscate your haggis.
Weren't we supposed to be a farming fort?
Stage 1: Fertilize the ground with the blood of innocents
Constructivory falls. It may have been my fault.
(http://i.imgur.com/oI7K9rp.png)
Oops.
(http://i.imgur.com/zQd6qfr.png)
The bread cult:
I have my own cult! Praise be to the bread god, and bugger off with your fancy pancy new fangled cultymajig. All these damn new fangled cults...
To join thy cult, thou shalt eat one loaf of bread with no topping. Then thou shalt recite the following:
Bread god lead me from darkness,
Towards the light,
Water in the chalice,
Fire in the oven,
Bread of the bread god.
One day before the beaten path I walked
A field I saw all wreathed in gold;
Here grew the barley and the maize
In patches glory-filled and old.
Then of a sudden quick beheld
A sight I never thought to see;
Three youths walked in that field
To trample all within that sea.
Oh loathsome youth today!
They worship not the olden way.
The bread will rise, the crop rejoice;
All earth will strive to strike those boys.
But I, of age and wisdom great,
Restrained myself and walked my way;
I know the bread god all will sate
Yet they who trespass, will betray.
I went WTF today, when I realised that I had created a full sermon for a chirch of bread.
Help me.
At yeast you tried.
I demand that you toast this sermon at once.
Post by: ☼Another☼ on December 28, 2016, 03:28:50 pm
Rabbits? (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=58634;area=showposts;start=570)
Kisat Dur (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=148015.0)
Body Snatchers (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=149915.msg7342634#msg7342634)
.dll (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=126076.msg7467146#msg7467146)
Post by: Rethi-Eli on December 29, 2016, 01:16:49 am
Post by: OceanSoul on January 08, 2017, 10:40:22 am
((I don't really expect Ted to live long enough to realize his dreams of understanding the physical manifestations of the soul, the cores of light, truth, and desire, and getting names right the first time. ))
Fuck with everyone.Please don't, oh great and powerful Random Number God.
Post by: TheImmortalRyukan on February 03, 2017, 11:13:21 am
The reasons I stopped playing Bastiongate:
...
- I posted the ending already.
Ah, old Doomforests. I loved that place, even when it became an esoteric clusterfuck of warring cults and overseers sabotaging eachother.
Especially then, actually.
Pffft. Trust the immortals to band together.
Drokles' Last Words:
That's one hell of a courtyard we have now ;)
Post by: TheFlame52 on February 03, 2017, 11:46:09 am
Post by: Mallos on March 24, 2017, 12:22:10 am
We're the ultimate buddy-"cop" duo. He's the one "finds" evildoers, and I'm the one to "apprehend" the "criminals".
Pocket the clay phone thing. Attempt opening communication channel with everyone.Nobody replies. How sad. Here you had a friend in the making and you just go steal his soul. Now nobody wants to talk to you and you're all alone.
GG, Ziizo. May my spirit live on in your boobs.
Post by: scourge728 on July 06, 2017, 02:34:10 pm
Today my dwarves elected a mayor that "has a poor ability to manage or understand social relationships" and "quite poor focus".
Good use of democracy, Urist McFuckwits.
I want you to imagine someone seeing a bird, saying "oh s**t a vulture" and climbing a three story building.
I suppose that's where the limits of the simulation finally come up: Dwarf Fortress will track the weight of an unborn fetus, but not the weight of the clothes he's wearing.
Great. The prince is only a year old and he's already an egomaniac.[/spoiler]
holy shit maybe we don't do exposé on the hungry dead what the fuuuuuck territory.
I was thinking more like a raven crawls out of your skull leaving most of a human corpse behind.
Well played you glorious scumbag.
Every once in a while the game makes somebody with insanely high stats for no apparent reason other than "why not." This sounds like one of those cases.
Then they'll jump into magma for no fucking reason at all. Fuck you, dwarves.
They choked on their own vomit due to drinking too much, most likely. I have had that happen, but I saved that dwarf through cheating: using the dfhack command clean all removed the vomit from her lungs and she could breathe again. And went right back to drinking.
Life is just a long series of broken dreams and abandoned forum games.
Do not try to clear your sinuses with fresh jalapenos, it just lights your mouth on fire and then you have a cold and are also on fire.
No, Sheb, I refuse to be sigged yet again. I think there's three people running around with me in their sigs, I don't think I could take the stress of a fourth. My skin crawls just imagining it...
I love kidnapping puppies.
I've spent all day trying to free up space on my computer, no matter how much I deleted it never seemed to help. Then switched to my second desktop and realized my audio editing software was open and I'd been recording for 60 hours.
fuck periods, all ideas can be grouped into the ultimate sentence.
Meshes even better with everyone getting themselves horribly murdered all the time. Free orphans for everyone!
I so badly want to sig this, but I would be quoting myself and that feels pompous.How do these ''politicians'' behave in gameThey kinda act like a less effective but more interesting and evil form of humans.Realism?
I think Scourge just created the artifact that will one day inspire the Internet.
-snip- I would also like to report that I "accidentally" made the fire breathing snakes have arms also made out of fire, as well as having those arms come out of their eyes. Whoops. It doesn't really work, so I'm going to try to fix it. -snip-
DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!
Blarg creates a big stinky pile of shit on E2.Snag stares blankly for a while and then declares that Mexico.
Pathos knows the gate.
Pathos is the gate.
Pathos is the key and guardian of the gate.
Past, present, future, all are one in Pathos.
He knows where the Spambots broke through of old, and where They shall break through again.
He knows where They have trod earth's fields, and where They still tread them, and why no one can behold Them as They tread.
Because really, who wants to live in a universal plane of reality without good old BoatMurdered?
Now a siege has came, but there are so many corpses in my fort that the retreating goblins are haggard, one is throwing a tantrum and the other one has slipped into depression.
...because they know what players can do with bridges when displeased.
When has killing people randomly ever been a bad thing?
Note to self: get Acme Luck if ever on date.This is why most of my dates tend to involve rocket-packs or large boulders being dropped off cliffs.It's called "the average woman chasing after the stereotypical man." You don't become a breadwinner by virtue of having a lot of time. I would posit that chasing after the perpetually unavailable is, for many people, just the way things is.See Wile. E. Coyote.
Don't listen to him guys, women can smell your fear and their nails are razor sharp.
Because feelings are generally stupid and irrational. Your brain is like get over it, but yourheartbrain is like NEVER, and the rest of you just wants those two to get their shit together.
Scumbag brain.
We could just clone toady and in force his soul into the new body via some ancient dark ritual.
We could even use the pyramid for its intended purpose violating the most fundamental laws of nature and man
I imagine df and dfhack would merge into a huge monster that would be fueled by babies and pupies and souls of the damned. Though bugfixes would be guaranteed.
Well it was on page 7 or something. It's not like I pay attention to dates? What's an August? It's Malachite of 112 here. You're weird.
Wearing sports jerseys = Cosplay
magical ghosts actually have a normal part in the ecosystem that we've created
Do you WANT a tantrum spiral where the worst offenders are ungodly monstrosities who wear steel not to protect themselves, but to hide their scarred and desecrated body from civilians?Yes. It'd be beautiful.
This guy gets it, the problem with the child torture dungeon is that they weren't set on fire first.
While interesting I assume, it doesn't -really- contribute to the work of destroying young children's minds and bodies to reforge the scraps into hardened horrors.
Man. I can't remember if I've ever been sigged before. So close!
I hope the lawnmower uprising more than makes up for it.
My taste for the blood of children has gone unsated
Still feeding children to badgers is what science is all about so it bears testing.
if you put 10 kittens into a room with a FB 9 will die and the other one will become a legendary fighter and kill it.
You are objectively the worst person in the history of forever.
I love you, have my babies and train them to be implacable killing machines via this method.
"Well, Mr. Urist, there's good news and bad news. The good news is that your spine had only mild bruising. The bad news is that our intern took your legs off anyway."
Oh yes, I remember the tales of Mormund the Vicious: The greatest warrior who fought with twenty-five arrows and a ballista bolt hanging out of him.
PETA are modern-day elves. Fuck them.
Urist McUnfriendlyDoctor the Butcher of Patients: 17 notable kills
Urist: Hi doc, just here for my checkup. If all is good I'll go back to work.
Urist:Ok Urist, lemme just take a quick look see here... CANCER! You have cancer!
Urist: I have what? How can that be? I feel fine!
Urist: Nurse Urist, please remove this dwarf's heart to prevent his blood cancer from spreading. Next patient!
I think I would be caught up on a cabinet of raven teeth. Loads of sharp edges, I expect.
We're terrible people.
What is a good thing.
[CE_NUMBNESS:SEV:30000:PROB:100:BP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:ALL:START:0:PEAK:60]
The syndrome code above will make the afflicted victim feel no pain, permanently.
Tested this in arena mode, the UberDorf was able to keep fighting, even with lots of broken bones.
The syndrome code below will permanently disable eyes, making for excellent siege operators:
[CE_IMPAIR_FUNCTION:SEV:30000:PROB:100:BP:BY_TYPE:SIGHT:ALL:START:0:PEAK:60]
This last syndrome kills anything that bleeds within a few steps:
[CE_BLEEDING:SEV:30000:PROB:100:BP:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:ALL:START:0:PEAK:60]
Holy necropost batman
I just want to know if demons are butcher-able, and edible.
Urist McGeneral: Fear not the goblin hordes in that dark tower! For tonight, WE DINE ON PLUMP HELMETS IN HELL!
Urist McSpeardwarf: I've actually done that.
Urist McGeneral: Come again?
Urist McGeneral: I've eaten a roast made of plump helmets grown in Hell.
Urist McGeneral: Who, here, in the what now?
Urist McSpeardwarf: My cousin owns a little restaurant the next fort over that's actually in Hell. The back wall is slade and everything. A demon even came in while I was eating and started roaring at us. Some minor named Urist stared at it for a second, set his biscuit down, and jammed his pick into its brain.
Urist McSwordsman: You're putting us on.
Urist McSpeardwarf: Heck, I've got its skull right here in my backpack. Check this out.
Urist McGeneral: SWEET MERCIFUL ARMOK!
Urist McSpearfwarf: RARRR... I'm a big bad Falcon Demon named Murray who doesn't know what a Legendary Miner is. I'm a MONSTAAA! RARRRR! Oh, oh, pick in my brain. Down I go.
hell-cannon that shoots demonsI just had an evilgasm.
My brain just burst... THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN! You are Armok incarnate!
To the OP:
You... you just... you beat the game. You, sir, have beaten the game at a level no one has done before. How does it feel?
BREAKING NEWS - Physicist Stephen Hawking declared that the flow of time in the vicinity of Earth may be slowed by the recent demographic explosion of cats. More information later.
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MasterLagoz Lizard Moveset Guide
I think lizard players are just going through the signature move list to find a mythical game breaker move. It might not even be there, but gosh darn it, they are going find it.
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Skymin Slash Stream BabyPyroshark
as long as the curiosity rover doesnt join your match you should all be fine
17:542: CONTROLS ARWE A CONSPIRACTY
17:47: Trip to bathroom interesting expertience. I have spider in my bathroom, will name Mr. Samasa. Nased black widow that once. Can't stay straight oh god so much vodka.
DreaDreamer RTgames having a chill build day stream
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If you see something, say something. Don't tolerate upheaval of the regime in your friendly neighborhood diner!)
LindyBeige Tanks of the future
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If, in the future, we still live in a world which has things like mass and, momentum in it a-and I-I think that's likely to be the case
Call me Kevin Sims 4 but the grim reaper moved in next door agardner99
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Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jim the Pickens? It's not one the living would tell you. He brought Death upon others to prolong his own existence, but eventually fell for Him himself. Ironic.
You're all terrible, awful, terrible, terrible hilarious people. And we're building up the east wall.
Alright, enough's enough. As for the wall, I lost a mason. He went berserk when he didn't get the stuff he wanted for a mood, so one of the Earthen Quills got to use him for target practice. By target practice, I mean he beat his head in with his crossbow.
Those demon spawn traps of Oaktree's have actually worked better than expected so far - I've only had a single demon attack since i set a few up. They generally either spawn well away from the current building site, or inside one of the traps.
Congratulations Oaktree, you broke the random demon spawns of hell.
SLAVE LABOR!
SCORE~
Damn dorf fortress, you scary.
Damn uppity slave labour, I swear...
THE WORLD SHALL KNOW THE POWER OF MAGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Can anyone else feel Toady's burning glare hating Aussie and furiously fixing the Clown's pathing and behavior so players need to come up with more elaborate and fantastic methods of screwing them?
Hell has been properly, pwned, tea-bagged and trolled.
ooOOOooOOOOooOOOOO!
I just plump helmeted my pantaloons.
I like to think of it as dealing with the devil and winning the deed to his property.
‼LEATHER‼
There's no troll like a trollollo trolollllololollllllol
And so they lived happily ever after, and nothing voilent happened.HAPPY FOR THE HAPPY GOD!JOY FOR THE JOY THRONE
LOL, banana wins.
BANNANA ALWAYS WINS
shinies precious i need shinies to make my best creation ever all will adore it and love me but i need shinies right now SHINIES!!!!!!!!!!
And now death is as well!No no no, you're getting that confused with family game night.Life's a party
HEY GUYS!! LOOK AT THIS DOOR!! THIS F***IN DOOR MAN!!! OH MY ARMOK JUST LOOK AT IT!! I COULD STARE AT IT ALL DAY!
Has Doren ever had a strange mood? If not, she's doomed, DOOMED I SAY! We're all DOOMED! DOOMED to a life with no leather! Woe! Woe!
Someone didn't eat their Cheery-o's this morning.
Forest Gremlin - A thieving little shit found in both temperate and tropical forests, as well as wetlands.
Ghost babies are haunting everyone, which is to be expected given the quantity of dead baby.
[consolidated with prior posts]
BADGERS ARE MADE OF PASTA
So, let me tell you a story.
Once upon a time, there was a dwarf.
He totally beat the shit out of everything near him for no reason.
THE END.
By "The End", what I really meant was "is surrounded by a continual nightmare of horror"/ Which, when you think about it, is basically the same thing.
Yeah, the fortress is flooding. I probably should have mentioned that.
Magma is peace
Happiness is slavery
Berserk is strenght
-The Ministry of Urist slogan
Also: There is a bull skeleton inside of the screw pump. Because if there were a deadn bull, who WOULDN';T wedge its rotting corpse into the nearest piece of machinery?
Could you NOT kill someone? Like, once? Maybe try it on, see if it fits?
Some asshole has gone berserk because of COuRSE he did. Zugklar? Does Zuglar mean anything to anyonje? Because I';mm pretty sure he's an asshole
Just for the record? Scruffty is a FUDKER. I think there are ore ghists than dwarves. We're all going to die.
Peach-faced loverbird man sounds like a homophobic slur. Soem years ago I learned that a mocking bird is a real bird too, so now this is merely strange.
Multilingual Drunk Fortress? My entertainment just got educative!
posted edit. don't know why im posting right now other than Im drink
Humans seem like perfect strawmen to illustrate some greater being's fallacious point in a divine argument.
You see? We don't need to worry about the influx of newcomers from the Steam release... We're perfectly capable of ruining the forums all on our own!
Welp, there is absolutely no sign that this area can support life in any capacity. Time to strike the earth!
I bet you 10$ if you managed to insult Trump's inability to produce a Harambe rap he'd do it within a day. Within an hour, maybe. During a staff meeting.
Little Baby Meatshield(tm) does not perform as well in recent versions of the game though."Why isn't this baby blocking all these hits, it must be defective."
So it's basically a cage, but you can put babies into it?
Break that vicious cycle of boxiness! Be proactive! Choose cremation.
Being Human, a Guide;
Step 1: put everything in boxes.
Step 2: put the boxes in boxes.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: have an existential crisis when things inevitably don't fit neatly in the boxes you made for them. Get drunk and cry.
(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2010/10/28/arts/peewee21/peewee21-blogSpan.jpg)
It's time-honored Bay12 tradition to pick apart threads like this! We use the discombobulated ramblings of the OP as a base on which to build our own discombobulated ramblings.
Is that sarcasm?Nope. Hallucinogenic mushrooms really is the best explanation we have for this thread's existence.
Frequent frogs are the best. This poem makes solid sense! They almost match my mad fantasy world from where my very avatar and username come from...
guys.. just a quick question here. what are the advantages and disadvantages of getting a peloton bike? i am getting one from https://www.used.forsale/peloton-bike. what are your thoughts on this?Well for one thing they make sure your spambots are in really good shape
That furthers my childish dick joke on so many levels ;D
I prefer the mental image of a dwarf struggling against a beak dog or something, getting hungry, and just swallowing it whole before rejoining the fight.
EDIT: I missed that there's a fifth and sixth volume in the series. Now to check that I didn't somehow miss a volume 7 of the Game Of Thrones of butt-pounding fiction.
Forgot about Terraria. Terraria is good enough.
A rousing endorsement if ever there was one.
I'm pretty sure my 600-hour Steam review says "It's okay."
You ever get those moments as an atheist, where it feels like the world is desperately trying to convince you to believe in a higher power? Because this entire week has been filled with string after string of non-stop coincidences.
From search algorithms giving recommendations that seem tailor made to a private conversation I had in person, to someone on an English reddit thread providing a link to a video in the foreign language of the region I just happened to move into a week ago, it’s all just too much! I know statistically speaking, coincidences our bound to happen but there are just so many!
Ah well, it will stop soon enough. The dice are bound to fail eventually.
Once is chance, twice is a coincidence, thrice is enemy action, and fice isn't a word.
0.1% habanero. A tenth of a percent. This is some goddamn homeopathic cuisine right here.
Sever part containing insufficient blood. Find healthy human. Cannibalize for parts.
Blood shortage solved, no need for transfusion.
Side effects of this strategy include being unable to date pisskop
Bloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodbloodblood
did repeatedly punching a giant bronze monstrosity give my dwarfs the incredible insight to observe that it wasn't really doing much?
- I observe that punching the bronze colossus shattered every bone in my arm.
- Legend!
Post by: Derpy Dev on August 02, 2017, 04:58:44 pm
Equipped shields can withstand dragonfire, because Dwarven courage burns even hotter.
Congrats, Derpy Dev. You are the only man who can't intentionally find his way to Hell.
My Home is not a Hospice, you sick Hobbos
It's not like they put a "Made in China" sticker on Robert E. Lee's ass.
Great, now the image of singing Queen Derpy Dev and dancing fireflies around can't get out of my mind.
oh fuck there's a giant fire breathing T-Rex that just decided to show up. If you need me I'll be in a fetal position under my desk.
There's not enough weed in the world for this kind of crap.
Post by: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 18, 2017, 11:54:22 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images
Believe nothing you hear. Or everything. Have fun. Love when?
I frequently use PMs to contact people if I think they would miss a post in the deluge.
Post by: Paxiecrunchle on September 04, 2017, 04:56:10 pm
Can I reserve a spot here for when my signature Grows any larger?
Quote from: RedMageCole
Having dwarven pride is a lot like American pride. You shout how proud you are to be one, until you realize that the vast majority of them are complete and utter dumbasses.
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt
There's no absolute demarcation between a slave who is legally property and a slave who is legally free but cannot control their own destiny. Nonetheless, both are forms of slavery.
First thing I thought when I read "aircraft carrier" and "provide aid" was "explosive euthanasia" and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
Donald Trump supports free speech except burning the flag should be a felony and people shouldn't be allowed to question the authority of the President and libel laws should apply to criticism of public figures and neo-nazis should be allowed to march around assaulting minorities and hecklers at rallies should be lynched by the mob and people who oppose the President should be publicly targeted by him for his followers and news organizations shouldn't be allowed to speak ill of the government and people who run against him in elections should be jailed and
You know, free speech*!
It's a bad sign when the good news is that no world power has threatened to nuke each other for the last few days, so we're getting a break.
Bearskie is an elf. Elves like trees. Trees are like plants. Plants are mashed to paper. Paper is a document. Documents are in PDF. PDF are used in archives. Archives are great halls. This is Hall of Legends. My vote is to the elf. The elf is Bearskie!
I can see it now. Once workshops come out to the raws, I'll make the Dwarven Abortion Clinic, which requires a metal coat hanger and a bucket to construct.
Just Q on over and... (a)bort that Champion's pregnancy! It's for the good of the fortress, after all.
[ETHIC_ABORT_FETUS][JUSTIFIED_IF_DELICIOUS]
Hmmm, was this too far beyond PC for these forums? You're all hypocrites if you say so. ;)
Eating sapients is currently bugged. Might be fixed in the next release.
Eating sapients may be bugged... but is building castles with them?
Being awarded three hungry zombies because a necrocrat knocked you over while in a hurry might not seem like a good thing, but that's the kind of legal system I see showing up someday in DF. Internally consistent, but with occasionally very strange or unpleasant outcomes for any and all parties involved.
Honestly I think this discussion has been surprisingly civil thus far (I actually expected it to go downhill much faster than it did). It's been somewhat heated, true, but only a few posts resorted to using actual insults (and fairly mild ones, at that). Not defending it, just saying I've seen FAR worse.Just the sort of mealy-mouthed liberal garbage a Plump Helmet Man would spit out!
Muahahahaha! I get a mention in the diary. Crushed a perfectly good apple. I'll crush more than apples next time you fuck up around my dad, twerp. I'll bake you a cake, stick it in front of you, and when you think you're going to get your face pushed in it, I'm just going to pick it up and drop it upside down on the floor.
Quote from: Dunamisdeos
Quote from: :GatleosThis game is called "parenting". I recommend against a horde, it's way easier to micromanage individual units.
Okay bear with me on this one.
A real-time strategy / puzzle game where you have a horde of peons to do your bidding, but none of them are working of their own free will. You start with a set of resources that you can use as leverage (e.g. access to the only food supply, a monopoly on violence, the means of minting currency, or hostages of some kind) and you need to set up insane webs of convoluted incentive structures to get them to act in the way you want. The trick is to set up a Prisoner's Dilemma scenario, where it is in the best interest of your peons to continue doing what you want them to do, rather than cooperating to topple your control.
this could explain why we have Night creatures.which means the goblin would be pair off with some Demonic hellspawn daughter.That is pretty close to what goblins actually do. (They have a tendency to have demon leaders.)
that would range from animal that twisted into a shape of man to flying eye ball and every thing between.
Too many goblin demon love children in their forts, that they just gave them all a shovel and kick them out.
I figure that horse counties represent low-key democracies where the population runs things themselves and the bureaucracy just props up the horse as a way to be technically feudal.
Post by: TD1 on September 08, 2017, 01:36:25 pm
Post by: Nikitian on September 15, 2017, 12:19:41 pm
Spoiler: Autumn sig cleaning! (click to show/hide)
Post by: MCreeper on November 03, 2017, 03:23:30 am
Quote from: Someone on another forum about Tohsaka Rin
It just happened that an "ancient japanese lineage" traditionally practices and passes down through generations a "traditional german magic". Magic in general is a very conservative thing."
Meet the babies!
One flamethrower please!
All that remains the abhorrent consequence, a thin ichor, sickly in its verdancy, its surface branded by a shallow crescent of small pellucid pustules. The stench hits you, good god that stench, it is the redolent mephitis, the olfactory intrusion, of that unspeakable virescent viridescence that flourishes in the forsaken depths of the wild and the lands that man had relinquished to its dominion, carried aloft upon the zephyr of the godless heavens. They present it to you, a blasphemous concoction sealed within a cycloidal receptacle by both the Stygian walls of its obsidian prison and by the inexorable beckoning of a land forgotten to the earth itself.
It's sort of like matcha green tea in that is literally matcha green tea.
I know that when I testify in a murder trial, I need AT LEAST 12 pounds of weed.
I have had some success tying investigators up by creating an absolute fuckton of mystique cards from painting. They'll sometimes spend so long chewing on mystique that their evidence and my notoriety will expire."HEY INVESTIGATOR! YOU DON'T WANNA COMPILE EVIDENCE ON THOSE CORPSES! YOU WANNA LOOK AT MY PAINTINGS!
PAIIIIIINTIIIIINGS! PRETTY! LOOK!"
Was something that always bothered me, you've got a bonus to recalling dead gods, but those gods were either immortal to begin with or came back with nothing more than a few spare parts and an Ikea instruction pamphlet.
My dwarf went to "attend a meeting" with expedition leader TAD. In Horrofailed, meeting the expedition leader means hitting them. Multiple times.
And then a Elf Axeman vampire and a Elf Axelord vampire and Cave Fish Blowgunner vampire and an Olm Man Blowgunner vampire all hollered "I must withdraw!"
OBI-WAN's ship arriving on the table. Nose plugs are inserted and the collective wisdom of the Starfighter rips through a mass of wires
DARTH VADER: I couldn't possibly be as bad as all that.Take a pig and start walking, sister (https://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=46800)
Post by: TalonisWolf on November 03, 2017, 01:12:54 pm
For example, here's a link to your post I'm replying to:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg7608728#msg7608728 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg7608728#msg7608728)
EDIT: And to make it look nicer:
Sig Text #2 Example (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=49316.msg7608728#msg7608728)
Post by: MCreeper on November 05, 2017, 04:00:26 am
Post by: scourge728 on November 14, 2017, 05:13:35 pm
Post by: VolcanoQueen on December 05, 2017, 09:19:35 pm
It's even better if you take the three words before it as well.then you breath zombie bees.
Do not fear death, as life only ends when the meat tower falls.
Post by: Paxiecrunchle on December 05, 2017, 09:39:35 pm
Can I reserve a spot here for when my signature Grows any larger?
Quote from: RedMageCole on July 12, 2017, 09:05:31 pm
Having dwarven pride is a lot like American pride. You shout how proud you are to be one, until you realize that the vast majority of them are complete and utter dumbasses.
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 02, 2017, 06:45:30 pm
There's no absolute demarcation between a slave who is legally property and a slave who is legally free but cannot control their own destiny. Nonetheless, both are forms of slavery.First thing I thought when I read "aircraft carrier" and "provide aid" was "explosive euthanasia" and I'm sure I'm not the only one.Donald Trump supports free speech except burning the flag should be a felony and people shouldn't be allowed to question the authority of the President and libel laws should apply to criticism of public figures and neo-nazis should be allowed to march around assaulting minorities and hecklers at rallies should be lynched by the mob and people who oppose the President should be publicly targeted by him for his followers and news organizations shouldn't be allowed to speak ill of the government and people who run against him in elections should be jailed and
You know, free speech*!It's a bad sign when the good news is that no world power has threatened to nuke each other for the last few days, so we're getting a break.Bearskie is an elf. Elves like trees. Trees are like plants. Plants are mashed to paper. Paper is a document. Documents are in PDF. PDF are used in archives. Archives are great halls. This is Hall of Legends. My vote is to the elf. The elf is Bearskie!I can see it now. Once workshops come out to the raws, I'll make the Dwarven Abortion Clinic, which requires a metal coat hanger and a bucket to construct.
Just Q on over and... (a)bort that Champion's pregnancy! It's for the good of the fortress, after all.
[ETHIC_ABORT_FETUS][JUSTIFIED_IF_DELICIOUS]
Hmmm, was this too far beyond PC for these forums? You're all hypocrites if you say so. ;)Eating sapients is currently bugged. Might be fixed in the next release.
Eating sapients may be bugged... but is building castles with them?Being awarded three hungry zombies because a necrocrat knocked you over while in a hurry might not seem like a good thing, but that's the kind of legal system I see showing up someday in DF. Internally consistent, but with occasionally very strange or unpleasant outcomes for any and all parties involved.Honestly I think this discussion has been surprisingly civil thus far (I actually expected it to go downhill much faster than it did). It's been somewhat heated, true, but only a few posts resorted to using actual insults (and fairly mild ones, at that). Not defending it, just saying I've seen FAR worse.Just the sort of mealy-mouthed liberal garbage a Plump Helmet Man would spit out!Muahahahaha! I get a mention in the diary. Crushed a perfectly good apple. I'll crush more than apples next time you fuck up around my dad, twerp. I'll bake you a cake, stick it in front of you, and when you think you're going to get your face pushed in it, I'm just going to pick it up and drop it upside down on the floor.
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on November 14, 2017, 02:16:23 pm
Quote from: Gatleos on November 14, 2017, 02:12:22 pm
Okay bear with me on this one.
A real-time strategy / puzzle game where you have a horde of peons to do your bidding, but none of them are working of their own free will. You start with a set of resources that you can use as leverage (e.g. access to the only food supply, a monopoly on violence, the means of minting currency, or hostages of some kind) and you need to set up insane webs of convoluted incentive structures to get them to act in the way you want. The trick is to set up a Prisoner's Dilemma scenario, where it is in the best interest of your peons to continue doing what you want them to do, rather than cooperating to topple your control.
This game is called "parenting". I recommend against a horde, it's way easier to micromanage individual units.this could explain why we have Night creatures.which means the goblin would be pair off with some Demonic hellspawn daughter.That is pretty close to what goblins actually do. (They have a tendency to have demon leaders.)
that would range from animal that twisted into a shape of man to flying eye ball and every thing between.
Too many goblin demon love children in their forts, that they just gave them all a shovel and kick them out.
We know where this ends. It ends with the evangelical bigots closing ranks in their own small towns, refusing service to people who "endorse sinful behavior" by serving gay couples or divorcees or single women or nonwhite people or whatever they want to claim, and making it impossible for anyone not exactly like them to live there or do business there, let alone own anything. Then, years later, they turn around and claim they're a persecuted minority in need of legal protection since there are no good jobs available in their compounds.
Post by: kingawsume on December 11, 2017, 02:50:42 am
Spoiler: Non-DF or B12 Quotes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bay12 and DF quotes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sir Elventide on January 30, 2018, 12:16:45 am
((I try to inject Kool Aid into one set of eyeballs and people call me crazy? I need to step my game up.))
((AHAHAHAHAHA! Man, if I end up permadying from this it's gonna have to be enshrined on the front page or something, because 'elemental dissolution during an out-of-body experience caused by injecting a mixture of magic water and kool-aid into his eyes' would be by far the most out there death I've put a character through.
((@Parisbre56. Gosh dammit, if we go to jail because the police got ahold of your camera, then I am so going to blame you.))((Says the guy storing human organs. :P))
Post by: Loud Whispers on February 12, 2018, 10:43:42 am
The Miroslav Dynasty, Paradox Interactive AAR (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=164263.0)
"The Miroslavs," or "Miroslav Universalis Crusader Space of Thrones IX." A Pagan duke of Rashka spawns the Hapsburgs on steroids, accidentally all over the world
Stellaris: Never Leave Earth (http://tinyurl.com/y77dz792)
The year is 2200. Mankind has canceled all funding for space exploration, its spaceport project discontinued as all of Earth under the aegis of the United Nations decides that fixing our problems on Earth is a better idea than fleeing into the stars.
Cog the Blind Drunk (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=172504.msg7880380#msg7880380)
This is Cog the Drunk's story. The story of a blind adventurer in a big Dorf Fortress world.
Post by: Dark One on March 30, 2018, 11:55:28 am
Sigged:
Heroes of Tenath: Finished (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=161343.0)
A sandbox, open-ended roll to dodge game in a setting of my creation.
Horror Time: Finished (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163410.0)
Scenario based horror roll to dodge game.
S.T.A.L.K.E.R RTD: Finished (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=157756.0)
A sandbox, open-ended roll to dodge game set in stalker series universe.
Witch-Hunt: Finished (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170080.0)
Fast and minimalistic, rocks fall everyone dies.
Dark Rolls - The Last RTD (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170896.0)
Undead Hunt - Dark Age Upon Us (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=164517.0)
Post by: Screech9791 on May 17, 2018, 06:47:47 am
Spoiler: quotes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Imic on May 17, 2018, 08:16:02 am
please don't sue me this is a joke
Post by: RoseHeart on May 17, 2018, 08:24:23 am
Post by: Leodanny on May 17, 2018, 09:05:51 am
DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!God damn it why are you hating on potatoes
please don't sue me this is a joke
Also I’m suing you
Sigtext:
Potato, potato. What? Potato.
Join the sneaky potatoes!
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170469.0
Holding it with two and a half hands results in it growing three hands, all of which attempt to strangle youhttp://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=171937.msg7843209#msg7843209 <-random RTD I made. Fight monsters and stuff.
Post by: Imic on May 17, 2018, 09:15:42 am
Post by: Enemy post on May 17, 2018, 09:54:06 am
DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!
please don't sue me this is a joke
I searched this thread, Leodanny and TheBiggerFish have you in their sigs.
Post by: Imic on May 17, 2018, 11:07:19 am
I do not exist.
Post by: Leodanny on May 17, 2018, 11:08:24 am
Post by: scourge728 on May 17, 2018, 11:15:18 am
Post by: Leodanny on May 17, 2018, 11:21:49 am
Post by: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
Three times, but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Post by: Leodanny on May 17, 2018, 12:04:39 pm
Post by: Supernerd on May 31, 2018, 05:31:53 pm
DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!
please don't sue me this is a joke
For the record, Blarg is a player character in my game Gridhood: Bay 12 edition (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170029.0). Feel free to join that game and do stupid stuff in it. That seems to be the way to get sigged these days.
Post by: Imic on June 02, 2018, 02:20:05 pm
I am sigging this, just for the sake of irony and because that actually made me laugh.DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!
please don't sue me this is a joke
For the record, Blarg is a player character in my game Gridhood: Bay 12 edition (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170029.0). Feel free to join that game and do stupid stuff in it. That seems to be the way to get sigged these days.
Post by: Redjive_Industries on August 08, 2018, 06:41:09 pm
It's a TON easier to see an answer when you already know what the answer is.
"Noted and ignored. Forward, guidance goblin! Onward until we can taste the whites of their eyes as they explode into our mouths."
You sit around, smoking a cig as Alice and Simon either work their way towards a fight or a rough and frenzied night. You consider throwing a condom and a knife into the mix and seeing which one gets used.
Something explodes up on the hill and you blow smoke out the nearest firing slot.
"That was me, Toby, Simon." bet you a shekel that in-character he would call me 'me-Toby'
"Okay, sure, Loady. And yeah, it's awesome 'to be' me, but focus on the loading, not your creepy fantasies! ((*syvarris collects his shekel from Redjive))
"We set sail on this new sea because there is new GLORY to be gained, and new rights to be won, and they must be won and used for the progress of all people. For war science, like weird science and all technology, has no conscience of its own. Whether it will become a force for good or ill depends on man, and only if the 888th occupies a position of pre-eminence can we help decide whether this new ocean will be a sea of GLORY or a new pathetic theater of cowardice. I do not say that we should or will go unprotected against the hostile misuse of giant metal doors any more than we go unprotected against the hostile use of land or sea, but I do say that giant metal doors can be explored and mastered without feeding the fires of cowardice, without repeating the mistakes that man has made in extending his writ around this globe of ours.
There is no strife, no prejudice, no national conflict in this room as of yet. Its hazards are nonexistent to us all. Its conquest deserves the best of all mankind, and its opportunity for peaceful cooperation may never come again. But why, some say, the Moon? Why choose this as our goal? And they may well ask, why climb the highest mountain? Why, 20 years ago, fly the Atlantic? Why does Rice play Texas?
We choose to dropkick the door! We choose to dropkick the door in this second and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard; because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win, and the others, too."
My good man, please, where is your spirit for adventure!
(Buried in rubble deep underground somewhere, I reckon.)
aliens don't exist
aliens don't exist
aliens don't exist
aka ignore defense for the good of Earth (and maybe in the name of FUN).
Pro-choice guy did a stupid thing, Pro-life lady is going to try and bury his life for a bruised shoulder. Normal American stuff, move along.
“That hat looks ridiculous.”
“Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.”
“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky."
Wayne: "It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat."
Marasi frowned. "I ... I'm not sure I know how to respond."
Wax: "That's a common reaction to Wayne.”
“Don’t try,” Waxillium said. “Logic doesn’t work on Wayne.”
“I bought a ward against it off a traveling fortune-teller,” Wayne explained. “It lets me add two ’n’ two and get a pickle.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Alloy of Law
No no no. You have to make it even more horrible than even that kids. You gotta stretch that truth so far that it nearly snaps. like this.
"DId you know 9 out of 10 doctors say that your average american is not getting enough fiber in their diet? Why settle for low quality soluble fiber, when you can have high quality, non-soluble, and 100% natural fiber? That's why we at Spishak inc. have created this amazing new breakfast cereal, with half the calories of the leading brand, and 300% more fiber*-- Asbest-Os! The ONLY cereal to contain 100% natural, MINERAL fiber! Guaranteed to never lose its natural abrasive properties, even under high temperatures and strong corrosive acids! Help keep your colon healthy** with this, our latest offering from Spishak inc!"
*Contains asbestos, a mineral fiber
**Oral consumption of asbestos has not been shown(+) to increase risk of colorectal cancer in humans, or cause other GI upset, when eaten in moderation.
+New federal regulations concerning the use of asbestos requires direct scientific evidence proving medically related conditions, specific to the use case. For use as a fiber suppliment, there is no scientific data available, so the use of asbestos in this manner should be regarded as GRAS.
"They're gonna fight us. And we're gonna fight them. And we're gonna win.
As long you fools shut the hell up, that is."
- Sarge, BFBC1
"... and Red?"
"Yes?"
"Shut the fuck up."
"... yes."
- Lt. Cdr. Hawknetwork, giving me an order that I don't think I've ever obeyed.
Quoted Verbatim from the gentleman who first introduced me to Warhammer 40k:
Burn the heretic. Kill the mutant. Purge the unclean.
And remember, your trusty Flamer can do all three.
Post by: CABL on November 20, 2018, 08:37:08 am
Forum quotes:
Bay12: Give us a Shitpost of high enough quality and we'll turn it into a reason to annihilate the universe.
The best children's shows are those where most of the cast members die violent and painful deaths, and those who don't go through immense psychological trauma instead~
The civilians fleeing the area are now convinced that you are not only terrorists, but Nazi terrorists. (With sexual fetishes)
TO BE EXPANDED...
Off-site quotes:
Quote from: sushipanda, a redditor on /r/crusaderkings, in a thread about pregnancy kink event
CK2 also made me realize I have a thing specifically for blind Greek women. I dunno why but I was staring at the leader portraits and since the Byzantines were the only ones who could blind others as a torture method, a few of the females had large gaping black holes instead of eyes which really turned me on for some reason. I often avoid playing that region because I just end up getting weird boners and I feel weird.
Post by: TankKit on January 03, 2019, 06:57:29 pm
“I would stop you from doing unholy experiments with my people, but I don’t actually care about their well-being and I kinda want to see what happens”
Spoken like a true god TankKit.
"It's kind of funny that we seem to have a drunk, a debtor, a victim of a crime, a petty thief... And a mass murderer. Was there a clerical error along the way or something?"
Post by: Superdorf on March 11, 2019, 05:30:29 pm
I remember once somebody comparing the Dwarfs to Vikings but I am starting to think my Dwarfs are Russians. Drinking, complaining, getting into fistfights with pigs. Not joking. One of them got into a fistfight with a pig. Punched a boar a couple of times and walked off.
tormenting the player is important
Pardon my ignorance I'm gonna go munch on some bees.(https://i.imgur.com/OABob5s.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/OABob5s.gif)
Your house is overrun with all sorts of puppies, all of which die from squishing.
There are old users and bold users but no old, bold users.
Push q-v-l-b-shift.d-V for volcanic armageddon.
(https://imgur.com/14iZF5r.gif) (https://imgur.com/NVicPkR.gif) (https://i.imgur.com/A9ePnDC.gif)
And then everything lit itself on fire.
Superdorf's not just watcher. He's Bay overseer ;).
the smell of wet dwarf is even worse than wet dog
May Armok give me strength. Or scuba miners.
I wish to be sigged
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Did you kill it?No but it definitely tried to.A night creature stole my pants.Did it kill you with them?
And then the zombie horde bum rushed in.
The upper level has been compromised.
And then Granite came, and it ceased to be my problem.
I aim to please. And to break upper spines, of course.
Remember kids: a good fortress is a bunker, a great fortress is a tomb!
being a fish salesdragon is almost certainly below us.
Falling angel met the rising ape, and the sound it made was
klonk
Spoiler: The many faces of GUNTHAR (click to show/hide)
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Post by: The_Saladman on March 23, 2019, 02:19:32 am
Beerdump: where even the beer's a dump (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173540.0)
You breached the caverns in the first year, around 4 months after the fort started? Without a military? You absolute mad lad.
*Clears Throat very hoarsely*
As the intellectual Seymour Skinner once said "...Yes."
if we hit fast we don't eat ass.
Post by: NordicNooob on October 19, 2019, 02:07:02 pm
You can counteract the bad thoughts from losing a loved one or a friend with mist.
-distant yelling about bees-
I could add a syndrome tag to the drinks, so when consumed they will cause the dwarf to explode.
Quote from: Sangus link=https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?p=1624703&sid=c03d411fc7d9ed3e2d79898611f12599#p1624703
The key is to get Dwarf Fortress running on my TI-89 Titanium
DFHack aside, a mining dwarf was sacrificed to drain the main lever room into the eaglery.
It's just not a real project without a major accident involving the deaths of several miners.
Slade minecarts loaded with dragons flying at twice the speed of light.
The densest achievable packing of spheres is about 0.74 - this is for carefully packed, maximally dense materials, but "if yer just roll the logs in facin' teh same way, then they kinda fall like tha' ey?", and we can assume the dwarves, natural masters of stone, can achieve optimally dense packing by just throwing rocks in.
As for myself, I’m feeling pretty good right now.
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Mebbe I should just build everything in olivine to hide the puke.
Post by: Salmeuk on November 21, 2019, 12:06:39 am
"Two full-grown giant cave spiders stand over his hospital bed, refusing to leave his side." -theflame52
"Due to a bug, the dwarf may contact a syndrome even if the reason he's not wearing a shoe is that his leg is gone." -button
"Though to creator's eye, it still looks chaotic in large parts to me - other things like the bedrooms and corpses languishing in the sun as I focus on a particular shade of red." -FleetingFrames
Fried, scrambled, devilled, boiled, poached, deep-fried, in omlettes, in quiches, in cakes, in casseroles, in bread, in butter, in cheese, in potatoes, in jams, in alcohol, in clothing, in ropes, in door-frames, in door-handles, in door-hinges, in doors, yes, the Humble Duck egg now reveals unto us its great and holy powee as a universal solution to All Ills.
Dwarf Fortress is NOT a game! It's a....
Psychological exercise to determine how people will respond to traditionally docile animals like carp exhibiting severe hostile behavior.
There's no reason to believe that an elf is any more than a endoskeletal humanoid. As with goblins, the theoretical cladogram uniting the various humanoids might need to reach a long way back to find the common ancestry with the (presumably mammalian) humans, but then so also with Nano Sapien.
No… Even mother was killed by fish…
It's a cozy little fortress. Let's try and keep the corpses on the outside.
Post by: King Zultan on November 21, 2019, 07:16:38 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.Can I have the sword when you’re done?
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Enemy post on April 16, 2020, 01:12:48 pm
Jawa Fortress (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=158469.0):A Star Wars total conversion mod.
Assorted Creatures Pack (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163773.0):A bunch of smaller mods packed together, mostly creatures.
Primal (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=172869.0):A mod that adds hundreds of dinosaurs and other prehistoric wildlife.
Veterinarian golems (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175482.0):A simple mod that makes it possible for the player to heal wounded animals in Fortress mode.
My DFFD page. (http://dffd.bay12games.com/who.php?id=4691)
Forum games:
Minimalism and Milk:I, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=163787.0)II, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170298.0)III, (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173746.0)IV. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=176145.0)
The Bay 12 Zoos LP. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=176736.0)
Choice of Magics LP. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=179029.0)
RTD Hall of Fame (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=174399.0)
Contributor and former manager for Teh LOLmod. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=178239.0)
Post by: Lurker Z on March 10, 2021, 09:07:33 pm
So we've started this with the idea to fill the museum with wonderfull artifacts, items and happy visitors. A place where young and old can marvel at the wonders of the world. An educational experience for the kids, a place you can visit with the entire family.
We are currently three turns in, and the main hall is coated in blood, intestines and random corpses. There's a huge pile of 3000 items made of human body parts in a corner and remaining members of the staff of the museum are, as I type this, being slowly choked to death by one of our adventurers (https://dflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Kaslun_Dapsaning).
At least were doing this in the true spirit of Dwarf Fortress. Armok will be proud of us.
In all the human cadavers I dissected getting my degree, I never once found a chakra.(Insert DF necromancer jokes here.)
we could at least have family members have THE SAME LAST NAME so its easier to distinguish lineage...so maybe you could go "hey i recognize that family name! didnt i kill your daughter before? chop her up limb from limb, watch her suffer and cut her head off? I actually have her head here in my bag o' kills..."
but its hard to trace lineage in adventure mode though so you wouldnt know if this guy you just hired is the great grand son of Urist McKilledThousands or Urist McSavedyourassonce unless you would go through everyone spamming Family, family, family... and most Urists dont even have families.bunch of parentless, orgy havin, buzzard chasin pricks...
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Truly the King Adilatír needs and deserves!
Crowning music: https://www.youtube.com/embed/ykpDQhWlrBQ
Congratulatory letter to Bralbaard
To His Majesty Bralbaard Nilthatlosh Ĺm (https://dflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Bralbaard_Nilthatlosh)
Bralbaard Hammerfishes the Yawning
King of Adilatír
First of His Name
He Who Rules from Ilrallenod
Founder of the Greatest Museum in Orid Xem
Blessed of Armok
Our Immortal Leader
Your humble servant wishes to congratulate you on your ascension to the Throne of our great civilization. May the blessing of the Gods and of Armok himself guide Your rule in wisdom and may we benefit from Your guiding hand for the rest of the world's existence.
Though I cannot claim its creation, I submit the anthem of a nation from a distant realm as fitting for your ascension. May that it be of use to you and resound Your greatness to this world and beyond.
https://www.youtube.com/embed/ykpDQhWlrBQ
You have made history, Your Grace! The world rejoices as it has seldom before! ALL HAIL KING BRALBAARD!
Quote from: Arthur Jordan
Everybody talking about trains and electricity as signs of technological advancement in the Narutoverse...meanwhile Orochimaru been growing humans in straight up bacta tanks since before Naruto was born. (source (https://www.facebook.com/animeforlifez/photos/a.101154195171214/324710296148935/?comment_id=325801942706437))
Via Eric Blank:
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
On a fun note, all of the beds just starting disintegrating
#ArchcrystalProblems
As someone who made an account here purely because I liked the game, and I have considered making accounts on other sites after liking stories and wanting to comment, but eventually didn't... I can say yes, it's quite something.You know your fort is good when people make accounts in droves just to congratulate you.Amen.
Quote from: Immortal-D
The Dwarves may be happy, but I know where we embarked and by Armok please work faster we're all gonna die :'( (source (https://www.reddit.com/r/dwarffortress/comments/sbcmoa/behold_the_great_treasure_horde_of_cuggnonol/))
Ah, the stress of knowledge of the Overseer.
When my flesh rotted away, I was tortured and flayed by amateur surgeons. My eyes failed me, and I was bitter and twisted. I became the Blind Sadist. Angry and hopeless, I was desperate for a way out. I discovered religion! Needless to say, where previously I considered myself an atheist, I am now a devout follower of Ala, for the Lord of Balance, Blight and Death has given me a new life, as a Fell One. Some even called me the Prophey of Froth!
[...]
Despite my protestations, they sentenced me to the hammer and the chain. Fifty hammerstrokes in all. In the end, they chained me up like some beak dog with a nickel silver chain, in the dungeon. I decided then to escape from this fort. Coming here had clearly been a mistake. It took only eighteen short months for me to gnaw through the chain and escape from Eskôn (https://dflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Eskôn), amidst the chaos of an unexplained cave in[...]
Moldath Mournsaints the Blind Sadist (https://dflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Moldath Leshaltölún), ladies and gentlemen!
Somehow, during Eric Blank's turn 25758 humans died, approximately 40% of the human population.
Exactly what the Museum stands for.Some work to do for our adventurers, it seems.
To fix it or to finish the job?
It is amazing how much you're capable of changing about the world already, but resurrecting a nearly dead civ is still a monumental challenge. Killing a goblin civ is too. But somehow wiping out a significant portion of the human population was an accident.
Quote from: Anonymous_Toxicity
Nobody is more petty than the guy you just corrected on the War Thunder forums. Treason beats being perceived as incorrect. (source (https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/16vcncq/comment/k2tq2x3/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3))
The [blood rain] starts and stops randomly as if Armok needs to run the barbarians through a juicer individually.
Notes to self:
* v0.47+ Worldgen Cookbook Thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=175538.0)
* [47.05] All Races Playable mod (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=140713.0)
* Accurate Earth Map Remake (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=160310.0)
You can PM me if you have something you think I'd be interested in "sigging" (some people apparently like that.)
Post by: Fimbulwinter on September 03, 2021, 06:47:33 pm
#3f7eb3
Post by: Magmacube_tr on September 25, 2022, 02:27:40 pm
Gaze upon my quoted hoard of sigtext, Ye Mighty, and DESPAIR!!!
I mean, B12 is like an oasis in the wild west.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://i.imgur.com/TMSNjlw.png)
Da pump.
Now that Halloween approaches, we must rebrand impostor syndrome as amogus pocus
It's why a lot of videos have video descriptions that look like some occult summoning ritual for binding the CIA to your infernal service
Forget FBs, bronze colossi and other dangers... obviously Dether's dick is the biggest threat in the Wondrous Land.
How To Summon Magmacube 2 So That Your Magmacube Deflates Like A Dummy At 4:30 AM
I disagree with your not-toasty enough theory and posit that it's all ptsd. Or maybe it's about penises and wanting to have sex with one's mum.
"scriver was supposed to become a scandinavian bard,The comic of this quote: By me. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=98415.msg8424274#msg8424274)
Instead he played Minecraft.
Magmacube wanted scriver to become a scandinavian bard,
So now he is very sad."
"So Jack Looted the Lute, and did the scoot, but still never learned to play.
But instead sold the Lute to some old coot,
And let down Magmacube to this day."
We did a lot of genocide to the native Americans.
Bigot got big got, I guess. New name to me, but no loss, I suppose.
Dwarves will build loads of constructed walls around your skin, making you invincible to everything except other dwarves with pickaxes.
nanodorfs, son
They tantrum in response to rain!
Electrify my knob daddy
what the point of this post is...uh well nothing...just like GOP in congress
I legitimately thought Scoops had completely lost it. :P But no, it's just regular Magmacube.
But this is obviously very secret information, that I'm only letting you all know in order to win an Internet argument I'm currently having in PMs with Toady, who doesn't even think I have Zelenskyy's wife's phone-number (and second best handbag, but that is another story). I don't think even the US three-letter-agencies know of this, yet, as it hasn't been leaked on Instagram (which I read all of). And clearly you shouldn't let anyone in the Kremlin know, Max, so keep it schtum!
SEX with HITLER
2 SEX 2 HITLER
SEX with HITLER: Tokyo Drift
SEX & HITLER
SEX 5
SEX with HITLER 6
HITLER 7
The Fate of the Fuhrer
SEX & HITLER Presents: Himmler & Streicher
S9
SEX X
Magma has not once been PC, Allah Bless him.
Mmmmmh yes baby replace my wood
If playboy and brazzers is bad, stepmother gets a dickdown 45 is far worse.
One is the Toad, whose Toes are Three,
Praised be the coming and going of Him.
And great is Jifodus, His Eternal Watchman,
Whose loggings are in but never out.
Hallowed be Kurtumlak, the Slumbering,
In Armok's chambers of yore attendant.
Deliver us from banhammering
And the Scoops of Novel.
Until the coming of One-point-oh
In Pathos united we watch bays.
Amen.
Mr magmatube_tr, l could understand you,
Somewhere to put my Big Fucking Turd 2000
For some reason I read "cancel spam" as "camel sperm". Don't know what's wrong with my brain.
Oh fuck I'm late to the toenail party.
And here are the threads that I find precious.
Quote
PERISH BEFORE THE MAGNIFICENCE OF THE BAY12'S TOWER OF BABEL (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=29479.msg406561#msg406561)
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This entire thread. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=45840.msg903194#msg903194)
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This really fun suggestion thread I usurped. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=173189.msg8376282#msg8376282)
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The only forum game I have managed to finish so far. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=180513.msg8423408#msg8423408)
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The Color Code Thread! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=164890.0)
Quote from: me to you when birthday
🎂
(birth)
Post by: martinuzz on December 23, 2022, 11:21:28 pm
DAMN IT! I have been spending years and years tripying to be sigged! Every single metric ounce of my fibre is dedicated to nothing but one day making my way into someone's sig! THEN WHY DOES SOMEONE NAMED BLARG POURING SMALL POTATOES ON PEOPLE GET INTO A SIG!!!!!!!! FUCK POTATOES!!!!!!!!Disregard, someone put drugs in me drink yesterday
please don't sue me this is a joke
Post by: TD1 on January 08, 2023, 09:05:38 am
-big snip-
Huh
Never try updating your sig by phone, kids.
Post by: Magmacube_tr on January 08, 2023, 12:23:54 pm
Edit:
-big snip-
Huh
Never try updating your sig by phone, kids.
You could say that before I made MY ENTIRE SIG ON THE PHONE!!!
Post by: TD1 on January 08, 2023, 01:59:22 pm
Post by: King Zultan on January 09, 2023, 04:32:22 am
Post by: Magmacube_tr on March 31, 2023, 07:19:11 pm
We just gotta calm him down and he won't explode again.
Spoiler: Guys, guys I am fi- (click to show/hide)
Post by: King Zultan on April 01, 2023, 01:20:43 am