Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 23, 2012, 01:56:06 am
WHAT DO YOU DO TO PASS THE TIME?
Post by: Yoink on November 23, 2012, 02:02:23 am
EDIT: THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aduND0okj6w)
Post by: Slayerhero90 on November 23, 2012, 02:04:26 am
Post by: Corai on November 23, 2012, 02:09:26 am
Post by: Yoink on November 23, 2012, 02:10:20 am
ROAD RAGE MUCH?
>TURN MUSIC UP LOADER TO DRONE OUT SOUNDS OF DEATH
>DUCK
Post by: Cassandra on November 23, 2012, 02:13:29 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 23, 2012, 02:16:38 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 23, 2012, 02:18:04 am
>CRANK UP THE SUB-WOOFERS(3) YOUR CAR STEREO, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A HALF FUNCTIONING PHONOGRAPH, STARTS PUMPNG 'ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS' IN THE MIDSUMMER HEAD
EDIT: THIS SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aduND0okj6w)
>SHOOT DRIVER IN FRONT OF YOU WITH FUNCTIONING STEEL CROSSBOW AND SHARP SLADE CROSSBOW BOLTS.(5) YOU FIRE A FEW BOLTS INTO THE GUY AHEAD OF YOU, EACH SMASHING INTO THE EXACT SAME POINT ON HIS HEAD.
JUMP OUT OF CAR AND RUN WHILE DUEL WIELDING MINI-UZIS SHOOTING EVERYTHING.(4) YOU LEAP FROM YOUR CARS, WHIP OUT YOUR GUNS, THEN START GUNNING DOWN PEOPLE AT RANDOM.
Turn car into dragon. Take flight.(2) YOU PRESS THE DRAGON BUTTON ON THE DASH, BUT IT DOESN'T DO WHAT YOU EXPECTED. MAYBE THE SALESMAN CONNED YOU?
DO A PAINTING WITH THE GHOST OF BOB ROSS(1) THE GHOSTBUSTERS APPEAR AND TAKE BOTH YOU AND ROSS' GHOST BACK TO HEADQUARTERS WITHIN ONE GHOST TRAP. AWKWARD.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:10 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:10 miles
CASSANDRA: 10 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
Post by: Cassandra on November 23, 2012, 02:19:11 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 23, 2012, 02:19:57 am
FLY TO WORK
Post by: Yoink on November 23, 2012, 02:21:08 am
>RUN DOWN GUN-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH ON WAY TO WORK
>SHOUT AT BYSTANDERS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
ALSO >WATCH AS MADMAN'S DUAL-WIELDING ATTEMPT DRASTICALLY DECREASES HIS ACCURACY (GIVES -2 TO HIS ROLLS)
Post by: tryrar on November 23, 2012, 02:21:56 am
Post by: Slayerhero90 on November 23, 2012, 02:22:02 am
If resulting roll is 1: Die in a freak accident
If 3: Get out of car and walk to work.
If 4: Drive over dead guy's car.
If 5: Drive to work.
If 6: Become God.
Post by: Corai on November 23, 2012, 02:22:25 am
UPGRADE AKIMBO MINI-UZIS TO MP40.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpq-MyLR2o17z76np50y26E_IBEBb_3QFe9rhz_kLpmxQaIQ44QA)
>FLOOR IT
>RUN DOWN GUN-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH ON WAY TO WORK
>SHOUT AT BYSTANDERS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
SHOOT AT.
Post by: Parsely on November 23, 2012, 02:29:12 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 23, 2012, 07:43:19 am
I'M COMMUTTING IN A MONSTER TRUCK TODAY.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 23, 2012, 10:47:41 am
Fix dragon button, then turn car into dragon. Flight!(3) NOW THE DRAGON BUTTON GIVES OUT COFFEE.
PAINT SOME HAPPY LITTLE TREESTREES THAT GROW AND BUST THE CONTAINER OPEN(6) YOU BUST OPEN THE GHOST TRAP, BUT UH-OH! YOUR SOUL WAS BONDED TO THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL TRAP! YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO HELL, WHERE VARIOUS DEMONS OF VARYING GENDERS GROPE YOUR VARIOUS BODY PARTS.
FLY TO WORK
>FLOOR IT(4) YOU SLAM THE PEDAL DOWN AND FLY DOWN THE HALLWAY. THEN YOU SEE THE MADMAN. (1) YOU TURN, IN AN ATTEMPT TO RUN HIM OVER, BUT YOU SKID OUT BEFORE FLIPPING YOUR CAR!
>RUN DOWN GUN-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH ON WAY TO WORK
>SHOUT AT BYSTANDERS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
ALSO >WATCH AS MADMAN'S DUAL-WIELDING ATTEMPT DRASTICALLY DECREASES HIS ACCURACY (GIVES -2 TO HIS ROLLS)
Fire up the teleportation device in the backseat and input coordinates of workplace(1) YOU TAKE YOUR TELEPORTATION DEVICE FROM THE BACK AND SMASH IT ON THE DASH FOR A FEW MOMENTS. THIS CAUSES IT TO EXPLODE, AS WELL AS TELEPORT YOU TO THE ANDES MOUNTAINS. AT LEAST YOU GET A VACATION.
If resulting roll is 2: Drive back home.(6) YOU'RE THE GOD OF NOT SUPPLYING AN ACTUAL ACTION.
If resulting roll is 1: Die in a freak accident
If 3: Get out of car and walk to work.
If 4: Drive over dead guy's car.
If 5: Drive to work.
If 6: Become God.
RUN TO WORK WHILE SHOOTING AT PURSUING POLICE OFFICERS.(3) YOU CREEP TOWARDS WORK, (1) FIRING AT THE COPS. SADLY, TWO GUNS MAKES IT HARD TO DO ANYTHING BUT LOOK COOL. THEY, ON THE OTHERHAND, HAVE A MUCH MORE REASONABLE WEAPON SET, AND GUN YOU DOWN!
UPGRADE AKIMBO MINI-UZIS TO MP40.
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRpq-MyLR2o17z76np50y26E_IBEBb_3QFe9rhz_kLpmxQaIQ44QA)>FLOOR IT
>RUN DOWN GUN-WIELDING PSYCHOPATH ON WAY TO WORK
>SHOUT AT BYSTANDERS TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
SHOOT AT.
FIND BULLDOZER. ADD FLAMETHROWERS. OWN THE TRAFFIC.(3) YOU TAKE A CHILDS TONKA BULLDOZER, THEN (5) PUT TWO HEAVY NAPALM LAUNCHERS ON IT. (4) YOU ADORABLY SCOOT THROUGH TRAFFIC IN YOUR TONKA BULLDOZER, DAMNING ALL WHO BLOCK YOU TO A SLOW DEATH BY FIRE.
DRIVE OVER CARS IN FRONT OF ME.(4) YOU CRUSH INNOCENT PEOPLE IN YOUR LUST FOR WORK, DRIVING YOUR (4) MONSTER TRUCK.
I'M COMMUTTING IN A MONSTER TRUCK TODAY.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:7.5 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:9.99999999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 10 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 7.5 miles
GWG: 7.5 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 23, 2012, 11:01:21 am
WONDER HOW FAR IT IS TO WORK.
...APOLOGIZE AS I CRUSH NPCS.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 23, 2012, 11:25:41 am
Post by: miauw62 on November 23, 2012, 11:32:58 am
ACTIVATE ROCKET ENGINES. CYA MOTHAFUCKAZ!
Post by: Xantalos on November 23, 2012, 11:51:59 am
LEAD DEMONS IN REVOLUTION
OVERTHROW HELL
GET DEMON ARMY TO DRAG WORK DOWN TO HELL
GO TO WORK
AS KING OF HELL
Post by: Slayerhero90 on November 23, 2012, 01:17:41 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on November 23, 2012, 02:40:35 pm
DRIVE TO WORK
BLAST ALL IN WAY.
Post by: Parsely on November 23, 2012, 02:54:51 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 23, 2012, 03:08:37 pm
ASK HER OUT.
Post by: Cassandra on November 23, 2012, 03:38:04 pm
FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.
Refuse him, and fix the dragon button.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 23, 2012, 03:42:40 pm
EAT BAGEL
Post by: Harry Baldman on November 23, 2012, 03:43:33 pm
Post by: TCM on November 23, 2012, 03:44:00 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 23, 2012, 03:48:46 pm
You not cab driver, therefore not aimed at you. Plus you not redhead.FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.
Refuse him, and fix the dragon button.
Post by: Aseaheru on November 23, 2012, 04:38:26 pm
play this.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016 (http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016)
Post by: Corai on November 23, 2012, 04:41:00 pm
Post by: borno on November 23, 2012, 05:36:20 pm
GET ON TOP OF CAR AND START JUMPING FROM CAR TO CAR, OCCASIONALLY DOING A BACK FLIP OR TWO
Post by: tryrar on November 23, 2012, 07:22:45 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 23, 2012, 10:06:45 pm
DRIVE FASTER!(3) YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE TRAFFIC JAM. THEN RUN OUT OF GAS. RINSE, REPEAT.
WONDER HOW FAR IT IS TO WORK.
...APOLOGIZE AS I CRUSH NPCS.
CHARTER JET. TAKE OFF TOWARDS WORK!(2) YOU STEAL A REMOTE CONTROL JET AND FLY IT TO YOUR OFFICE BUILDING.
BE JAMES BOND IN AWESOME ASTON MARTIN.(5) YOU FLY FORWARD AT AN INCREDIBLE PACE!
ACTIVATE ROCKET ENGINES. CYA MOTHAFUCKAZ!
(I'm just assuming I'm Bob Ross now)(3,4)YOU GET SOME MINOR IMPS KIND OF ANGRY, (4) WHO THEN TAKE OVER A GOOD SIZED CHUNK OF HELL.
LEAD DEMONS IN REVOLUTION
OVERTHROW HELL
GET DEMON ARMY TO DRAG WORK DOWN TO HELL
GO TO WORK
AS KING OF HELL
Turn car into battleship yamato that can drive on land.(6) YOU DO. IT'S TO SCALE, BUT A MUCH, MUCH SMALLER ONE. (4) YOU RIDE YOUR MINI VEHICLE TO WORK
DRIVE TO WORK
BLAST ALL IN WAY.
ACTIVATE ULTRA-SIZE MODE. PROCEED TO OWN THE ROAD. HA THAT RHYMED.(3,2,3) YOU GROW IN SIZE, TO ABOUT 3 INCHES ABOVE WHATEVER THE HELL YOU USED TO BE. THEN, YOU PUT A NO TRESPASSING SIGN ON THE ROAD. IT'S RUN OVER.
FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY HUMAN FEMALE REDHEAD DRIVER.(3) PITY DATE TIME!
ASK HER OUT.
(5) THE DRAGON BUTTON CHANGES YOUR VEHICLE INTO ALDUIN.FLAG DOWN CAB WITH SEXY REDHEAD DRIVER.
ASK HER OUT.
Refuse him, and fix the dragon button.
LAUGH AT TRAFFIC JAM WHILE ONBOARD MONORAIL(2) THE MONORAIL CRASHES. (6) THE BAGEL SPILLS!
EAT BAGEL
PERFORM SONG AND DANCE NUMBER, BE AS JOLLY AS POSSIBLE. ALSO, GET OUT OF CAR AND RUN TO WORK.(4) YOU ARE APPLAUDED! (3) JUST... 10... MORE... MILES...
Kill everyone.(1) YOU KILL YOURSELF
laugh at everyone on the ground, flying in your solar-powered-airship (yes there are sutch things)(1) THEY GUN YOU DOWN IN VENGEANCE.
play this.
http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016 (http://amistupidorsomething.tumblr.com/post/36238984016)
MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. 1000 SOULS TO BE RESPAWNED AT 5 MILES FROM WORK.(5) HE DOES IT, AND TAKES A LIKING TO YOU, AND THUS ELIMINATES YOUR DEBT.
RIP OFF NORMAL WORK CLOTHES, REVEALING SECRET NINJA CLOTHES UNDERNEATH!(2,2) YOU COSPLAY AS NARUTO. THEN WATCH NARUTO.
GET ON TOP OF CAR AND START JUMPING FROM CAR TO CAR, OCCASIONALLY DOING A BACK FLIP OR TWO
rebuild teleporter. IN A CAVE. WITH ROCKS. teleport to work(or at least back to my starting point)(3) IT TELEPORTS YOU 3 FEET CLOSER.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:7.5 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
CASSANDRA: 10 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 7.5 miles
GWG: 6.5 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 7.5 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 9.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
Post by: Slayerhero90 on November 23, 2012, 10:09:06 pm
YES.
Post by: Corai on November 23, 2012, 10:10:11 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 23, 2012, 10:13:10 pm
>Use Gentlemen powers and Intellectual conversation to win her over.
>Order Whatever she likes most.
>Ask about her interests.
>Flirt Akwardly.
>End Date on best note possible.
>Summon NASCAR Limosuine to drive off in. Unless she wants to join me. Then regular Limosuine.
Post by: Aseaheru on November 23, 2012, 10:29:44 pm
Post by: Cassandra on November 23, 2012, 10:42:03 pm
Post by: borno on November 23, 2012, 11:13:32 pm
WAIT, WHAT?
I HATE NARUTO!
SMASH TV, AND RUN TO WORK
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 23, 2012, 11:55:39 pm
SUMMON UFO. OR WALK.
Post by: tryrar on November 24, 2012, 12:07:19 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on November 24, 2012, 02:12:00 am
Post by: Yoink on November 24, 2012, 06:10:12 am
>HITCHHIKE ALONG WITH ASEAHERU (ATTRACTIVE FEMALES GET +1 TO HITCHHIKING, RIGHT? OF COURSE THAT OFTEN LEADS TO OVERSHOTS...)
Post by: Tavik Toth on November 24, 2012, 07:03:23 am
BATTLESHIP BE FULL SIZE
FTL TO WORK.
Post by: miauw62 on November 24, 2012, 07:10:45 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 24, 2012, 08:00:10 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 24, 2012, 10:06:48 am
PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.[/u]No way that could go wrong.
1-2: Car crashes.
3: Car kinda drives itself but crashes.
4: Something between 3 and 5.
5: Success! You don't die,
6: Car becomes homicidal.
Post by: miauw62 on November 24, 2012, 10:43:11 am
PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.[/u]No way that could go wrong.
1-2: Car crashes.
3: Car kinda drives itself but crashes.
4: Something between 3 and 5.
5: Success! You don't die,
6: Car becomes homicidal.
I'M JAMES BOND. THERE IS NO WAY THIS CAN GO WRONG.
Post by: Aseaheru on November 24, 2012, 12:01:36 pm
Post by: Parsely on November 24, 2012, 02:07:16 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 25, 2012, 01:29:08 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 25, 2012, 04:41:04 pm
RUN TO WORK.(1) YOU TRIP AND FALL, FRACTURING YOUR SKULL! WELCOME TO THE HOSPITAL!
Pity Dates! Yay!(6) YOU DO SO. SHE'S ENCHANTED WITH YOU, YOUR PERSONALITY, AND YOUR LOOKS. SO ENCHANTED, IN FACT, THAT SHE LITERALLY DRAGS YOU BACK TO HER PLACE AND... WELL...
>Use Gentlemen powers and Intellectual conversation to win her over.
>Order Whatever she likes most.
>Ask about her interests.
>Flirt Akwardly.
>End Date on best note possible.
>Summon NASCAR Limosuine to drive off in. Unless she wants to join me. Then regular Limosuine.
hitchhike.(5) YOU HITCHHIKE TO WORK! TRAVELING IN STYLE!
Cheer, and fly the dragon to work. On arrival, BLOW UP THE BUILDING.(5) YOU FLY TO WORK, AND ALDUIN ONLY DESTROYS A FEW PLANES OF THE LIVING AND THE DEAD ON THE WAY.
GET OUT.(5) YOU HEAD TO WORK AT A SWIFT JOG.
SUMMON UFO. OR WALK.
give up on teleporter tech and activate wormhole instead(4) IT SENDS YOU FORWARD!
CARTWHEEL IN GENERAL DIRECTION OF WORK. OBTAIN VIABLE DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ON THE WAY.(2) YOU FALL DOWN WHILE YOU CARTWHEEL, AND IT HURTS.
>BE ATTRACTIVE FEMALE(3) YOU ARE AN ATTRACTIVE SHEMALE. AWKWARD.
>HITCHHIKE ALONG WITH ASEAHERU (ATTRACTIVE FEMALES GET +1 TO HITCHHIKING, RIGHT? OF COURSE THAT OFTEN LEADS TO OVERSHOTS...)
KILL EVERYONE ELSE IN WAY.(2) THEY KILL YOU PRETTY FAST.
BATTLESHIP BE FULL SIZE
FTL TO WORK.
PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.(2) YOU CRASH. (1) YOINK BURNS ALIVE.
PICK UP YOINK. MAKE OUT WITH HER WHLE CAR DRIVES ITSELF.
SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE BAGEL ACROSS THE MONORAIL WRECKAGE AND WORKWARDS(3) THE BAGEL ISN'T A VERY GOOD SLED.
PICK UP ATTRACTIVE FEMALES. OWN THE ROAD.(5) GOOD THING THOSE SUPERMODELS BUS BROKE DOWN. (1) BAD THING THEY WERE ALL LAWYERS, AND SUE THE ROAD FROM YOU, AS WELL AS MOST OF YOUR MONEY.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 7.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 30 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 7.5 MILES
Post by: Cassandra on November 25, 2012, 04:43:05 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on November 25, 2012, 04:43:22 pm
You skipped my turn!YES.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 25, 2012, 04:45:07 pm
Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Anduin on the way.((ALDUIN, COUGH COUGH.))
Post by: scapheap on November 25, 2012, 04:45:48 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on November 25, 2012, 04:46:41 pm
Post by: Parsely on November 25, 2012, 04:53:11 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on November 25, 2012, 05:03:47 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 25, 2012, 05:10:25 pm
DRILL TO WORK
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 25, 2012, 05:11:31 pm
STEAL CAR
UNSTUCK TRAFFIC
Post by: Corai on November 25, 2012, 05:15:48 pm
MURDER DOCTOR.
RUN TO WORK AGAIN.
Post by: misko27 on November 25, 2012, 05:18:29 pm
> After the, loving, Attempt to Extract self from Lover's bed. Pardon myself for having to leave so soon, but work. Obtain Contact information to call her later.
> Remember my Quantum Translocator, Use to get closer to work. (http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/my-first-quantum-translocator)
Post by: Harry Baldman on November 25, 2012, 05:19:27 pm
Post by: tryrar on November 25, 2012, 09:13:21 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 25, 2012, 09:14:49 pm
Build time-space fold device to make work closer that it is in reality. Use segeway to get to work...
MY QUANTEM TRANSLOCATOR. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN THAT?
Post by: TCM on November 25, 2012, 09:54:31 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 25, 2012, 11:55:09 pm
IF FAILED AND I'M STILL ALIVE, KEEP JOGGING TO WORK.
Post by: miauw62 on November 26, 2012, 12:54:35 pm
TELEPORT TO WORK
DO THIS TO.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 26, 2012, 01:14:05 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 29, 2012, 12:25:10 am
Just keep flying to work, striking up a conversation with Alduin on the way.(3) ALDUIN FLIES SLOWLY, DISTRACTED BY ALL THE YUMMY THINGS TO EAT.
get out, thrown car to work, hold on to car somehow(3) YOU HOLD ONTO THE BOTTOM OF THE CAR. YOU BARELY MANAGE TO STAY FROM GRINDING AGAINST THE ROAD.
TELEPORT TO WORK(2) YOU TELEPORT TO YOUR COUSINS WORKPLACE.
BAD FEMALES. TORCH THEIR ASSES. CONTINUE ON MY MERRY FUCKING WAY.(5) YOU BURN THEM TO DEATH, THEN CONTINUE ONWARDS.
continue hitchhiking.(6) YOU HITCHHIKE... IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
GET MOLEPEOPLE DRILL(6) YOU DRILL, WORKING UP A SWEAT. OH, IS THAT NOT WHAT YOU MEANT?
DRILL TO WORK
GRAB PLUNGER(6) AS YOU UNSTICK TRAFFIC, IT RUNS YOU OVER.
STEAL CAR
UNSTUCK TRAFFIC
SHRUG OFF THE PAIN.(5) YOU GO ALL 80's BADASS, SHRUGGING OFF PAIN, KILLING PEOPLE AND RUNNING OFF AFTERWARDS/
MURDER DOCTOR.
RUN TO WORK AGAIN.
Awesome!(4,6) SHE WANTS MORE. NOT TOO INSANE THOUGH. OR NOT. SHE SABOTAUGES YOUR TRANSLOCATER, BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE. SHE OFFERS TO YOU THAT YOU CAN RIDE HER TO WORK, HOWEVER, WITH A WINK.
> After the, loving, Attempt to Extract self from Lover's bed. Pardon myself for having to leave so soon, but work. Obtain Contact information to call her later.
> Remember my Quantum Translocator, Use to get closer to work. (http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/my-first-quantum-translocator)
SCREW THIS. RETIRE EARLY. I'M LIKE A BAJILLION YEARS OLD ANYWAY.(3) RECESSION SUCKS YOU BACK IN!
Build time-space fold device to make work closer that it is in reality. Use segeway to get to work(3) IT'S ABOUT .7 CM CLOSER. (6) YOU GO ON THE SEGEWAY, WHICH HAS AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE-EFFECT OF DETONATING ITSELF.
RESPAWN AND PAKOUR THROUGH TRAFFIC(6) YOU PARKOUR ONTO TRAFFIC. ONTO IT'S BUMPER.
TRY SUMMONING A FRIENDLY UFO. IF SUCCESSFUL, RIDE UFO TO WORK.(6) THEY'RE FRIENDLY ALRIGHT. FRIENDLY WITH BENEFITS INVOLVING ANAL PROBES.
IF FAILED AND I'M STILL ALIVE, KEEP JOGGING TO WORK.
(4) YOU TELEPORT CLOSER TO YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT!TELEPORT TO WORK
DO THIS TO.
TURN INTO PHOENIX AND FLY TO WORK!(5) FLY, OH PHEONIX, FLY. YOU DO.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI: 17.5 miles
CASSANDRA: 7.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 4 miles
GREENSTAR: 7.5 MILES.
XANTALOS: 2000000000 miles
MIAUW: 18.75 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 10 MILES
Post by: Corai on November 29, 2012, 12:30:28 am
USE MAGIC TO TELEPORT GREATWYRMGOLD TO ME.
Post by: Cassandra on November 29, 2012, 12:30:42 am
Post by: misko27 on November 29, 2012, 12:35:18 am
>Get all shy. Look embarresed, Blush a little. Try to explain that the boss might not appreciate my method of transport, and I really can't be late. Stammer somewhat. Just be flustered.
>If she persists, Get into the car with her and hope for the best.
"Ehh, Um, I don't think that, would look very, professional of me you know? And, uh, You know work, supervisors don't take kindly to being late, and, umm, uhh..."
Post by: Harry Baldman on November 29, 2012, 01:53:28 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 29, 2012, 02:20:11 am
Post by: scapheap on November 29, 2012, 03:17:43 am
Post by: Yoink on November 29, 2012, 05:15:14 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on November 29, 2012, 06:17:54 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 29, 2012, 07:24:16 am
Hijack UFO.
Fly to work.
Post by: miauw62 on November 29, 2012, 12:45:53 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 29, 2012, 02:12:36 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on November 29, 2012, 02:49:30 pm
Post by: TCM on November 29, 2012, 03:52:42 pm
THEN CAR-SURF TO WORK
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 29, 2012, 06:17:53 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on November 29, 2012, 06:20:17 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 29, 2012, 06:23:50 pm
Why does everyone hate me in at least one RtD?AAH, sorry that question is incorrect. If you meant to say: "Why does at least one person hate me in every RTD?" the my response would have been "Hard to say, You just exude a sorta, air, that makes people hate you. probably the moralism. There's always soemone who will ahte you. " If, however. you meant to ask "why does everyone hate me in at least one RTD at any given time" my answer would be "your actions sometimes get in the way of everyone, and then, when people take revenge, you become a punching bag."
Thank you, and have a safe, RTD filled day!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 29, 2012, 06:35:47 pm
I'll accept your explanation for now, though. Note to self: To be more liked, drop the morals.
Post by: Aseaheru on November 29, 2012, 08:08:57 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 29, 2012, 08:13:05 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on November 29, 2012, 08:23:52 pm
Queue peaceful, calming, classical music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Jfctt1b8o&feature=endscreen&NR=1) that will inexplicably follow me without a definable source. Proceed to leap out of car and run along car roofs towards work. Occasionally bash in windshields. Summon immaculine bowtie. Gold silk.
Post by: Parsely on November 29, 2012, 09:53:19 pm
Post by: ThurisLord on November 30, 2012, 09:21:00 am
>EATS CHOCOLATE AND ENJOYS THE CHAOS, NOT CARING WHEN I WILL ARRIVE AT WORK.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 30, 2012, 09:28:25 am
FIX HOLE TO HELL
PUT SATELLITE IN ORBIT
DISLODGE KITTEN FROM TREE
HAVE MORE ACTIONS THAN NECESSARY
RIDE BIKE TO WORK
Post by: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 11:24:08 pm
JUMP ONTO SOME RANDOM DUDE'S BACK AND USE HIM AS A SKATE BOARD. SKATE TO WORK.(3) YOU GO MAYBE A FEW FEET. HUH. MAYBE HIS FRONT WASN'T ALL THAT AERODYNAMIC.
USE MAGIC TO TELEPORT GREATWYRMGOLD TO ME.
Keep flying to work. Strike up a romance with Alduin.(5) YOU SOAR UPON THE BACK OF THE WORLD-EATER, TRYING UNSUCCESSFULLY TO STEER HIM AWAY FROM DESTROYING BUILDINGS.(2vs3) HE ISSUES A STAMMERED REFUSAL, SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A MORTAL, AND HE IS THAT WHICH IS DESTINED TO END ALL THAT IS MORTAL.
Ehh, umm. :-[(1,6) OH. THE CAR ISN'T WHAT SHE YOU TO RIDE. NOT AT ALL. BUT, SHE WINKS AND TELLS YOU THAT YOU COULD COMBINE THE TWO, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT...
>Get all shy. Look embarresed, Blush a little. Try to explain that the boss might not appreciate my method of transport, and I really can't be late. Stammer somewhat. Just be flustered.
>If she persists, Get into the car with her and hope for the best.
"Ehh, Um, I don't think that, would look very, professional of me you know? And, uh, You know work, supervisors don't take kindly to being late, and, umm, uhh..."
OBTAIN SUCCESSFUL CAREER IN ARMS DEALING. OPEN UP PIZZA PARLOR AS FRONT.(3) YOU OBTAIN A SUCCESSFUL CAREER IN DEALING OUT PROSTETIC ARMS, BUT THEN PUT THE PIZZA PARLOUR OVER IT. THAT MIGHT HURT BUSINESS, SADLY.
REINCARNATE AS BABY BEING BORN AT WORK(5) YOU'RE BORN AT THE WORK OF A TAXI-MAN, WHO LUCKILY ENOUGH, IS 5 MILES FROM YOUR WORKPLACE.
Pole vault to work(2) YOU THROW A POLE INTO THE GROUND AND JUMP ONTO IT.OH. THAT LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU'RE AN IMPOVERISHED COLLEGE STUDENT, NOT AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE.
>STROLL SAFELY TO WORK, CROSSING ROADS ONLY AT PEDESTRIAN CROSSINGS, LOOKING BOTH WAYS AND GENERALLY AVOIDING DANGER. CAN ALWAYS EXPLAIN MYSELF TO BOSS LATER. EXPLOSIONS TEND TO MAKE PEOPLE LATE, AFTER ALL.(2) AS YOU STROLL, A CAR DRIVEN BY A DRUNK.
TELEPORT TO MY WORKPLACE.(2) THE TELEPORTER MALFUNCTIONS, TELEPORTING IT TO YOUR WORKPLACE, RATHER THAN YOI.
"Seriously, what can you learn by probing anally?"(5) YOU HIJACK THE UFO, FLYING IT TO WORK. YOU'RE NOT TOO GOOD WITH IT, SO YOU'RE KIND OF SLOW.
Hijack UFO.
Fly to work.
ERECT MAGICAL WALL. BLOCK EVERYONE!(2) YOU ERECT A MAGICAL WALL, PARLOUR MAGICIAN STYLE. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU'RE BLOCKED BY A WALL.
Put on a cape and FLY to work, shooting LAZ0RZ at things every once and a while.(1) YOU FLY INTO A BUILDING. AT LEAST YOU HOPE YOU DID. THEN, YOU AWAKEN, HAVING BEEN COMATOSE FOR YEARS BEFORE... TRIPPY.
fly(4) YOU FLY.
SNIPER SHOOT GWG(5v4) YOU CLIP HIM IN THE LEG WITH A .22 ROUND. (3) YOU LEAP ONTO THE CARS, HOPING YOUR ENERGY WILL OVERCOME THE FRICTION INHERENT OF A 2 TON MACHINE. IT DOESN'T.
THEN CAR-SURF TO WORK
If it's not too late to join, and knowing minimalism this question is pointless,(6) YOU SUMMON CLASSICAL MUSIC, WHICH SHOULD BE PEACEFUL AND CALMING. OH WAIT. THAT'S WAY TOO LOUD. YOUR EARDRUMS BREAK INWARD, SENDING BLOOD COURSING INTO YOUR BRAIN.
Queue peaceful, calming, classical music (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6Jfctt1b8o&feature=endscreen&NR=1) that will inexplicably follow me without a definable source. Proceed to leap out of car and run along car roofs towards work. Occasionally bash in windshields. Summon immaculine bowtie. Gold silk.
AIM BULLDOZER AT PEDESTRIANS BEFORE JUMPING FROM IT. LAND ON MY HORSE. DRAW BOW. SLAUGHTER DRIVERS WHILE RIDING LIKE A MANIAC.(5) YOU GET AN ACHIEVEMENT: SLAUGHTER-PRIME.
>OPEN PIT UNDER WORK TO SEND IT TO HELL.(4) NOTHING HAPPENS. IT MUST BE HELL. O WAIT. JOKES ASIDE, WORK DROPS A FEW MILES, DOWN INTO HELL. (2) SHIT SO NERVOUS. SHIT. SHIT. SHIT.
>EATS CHOCOLATE AND ENJOYS THE CHAOS, NOT CARING WHEN I WILL ARRIVE AT WORK.
UNCRASH MONORAIL(6) YOU PUSH THE MONORAIL BACK TO ITS MAINTANENCE AREA, WHERE IT IS REPAIRED. (3) THE SATALITE GOES INTO ORBIT AROUND GABE NEWELL.
FIX HOLE TO HELL
PUT SATELLITE IN ORBIT
DISLODGE KITTEN FROM TREE
HAVE MORE ACTIONS THAN NECESSARY
RIDE BIKE TO WORK
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 1.5 miles
XANTALOS: 5 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 9.5 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 5.5 MILES
Post by: Cassandra on November 30, 2012, 11:27:55 pm
Post by: Mullet Master on November 30, 2012, 11:28:23 pm
Post by: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 11:28:36 pm
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work
Post by: Aseaheru on November 30, 2012, 11:29:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Corai on November 30, 2012, 11:30:50 pm
Post by: misko27 on November 30, 2012, 11:35:00 pm
>Call Boss and mention I may be late.
> Attempt to satisfy her insatiable lust. Or first, Try putting some Triptofanin in her drink to make sure she falls asleep after.
Post by: Cassandra on November 30, 2012, 11:40:27 pm
"It's ok. We're all going to quit our jobs!"
Post by: Aseaheru on November 30, 2012, 11:42:11 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on November 30, 2012, 11:51:02 pm
QUICK EVERYONE STOP GWGIMPEDE ACTION.
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work
KEEP FLYING UFO CAREFULLY. BUT NOT TOO SLOW. OR TOO FAST. MAYBE 50% FASTER THAN I AM NOW IS A GOOD UPPER LIMIT.
((Why does everyone hate me again?))
Post by: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 11:52:27 pm
You're the closest to succeeding; naturally everyone will temporarily stop infighting and kill you, then go back to infighting.QUICK EVERYONE STOP GWGIMPEDE ACTION.
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work
KEEP FLYING UFO CAREFULLY. BUT NOT TOO SLOW. OR TOO FAST. MAYBE 50% FASTER THAN I AM NOW IS A GOOD UPPER LIMIT.
((Why does everyone hate me again?))
Post by: Aseaheru on November 30, 2012, 11:53:01 pm
Post by: Cassandra on December 01, 2012, 12:01:07 am
Post by: misko27 on December 01, 2012, 12:02:33 am
Personally, getting to work is not my primary goal.And that is why you will lose.
Andyway, anyone know how to satisfy a lust-crazed female?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 01, 2012, 12:07:55 am
Post by: misko27 on December 01, 2012, 12:10:56 am
...Satisfy the lust?If it were as simple as that, It would already be done.
Post by: Cassandra on December 01, 2012, 12:11:35 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 01, 2012, 12:12:10 am
Post by: Mullet Master on December 01, 2012, 12:13:04 am
Post by: misko27 on December 01, 2012, 12:14:46 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 01, 2012, 01:26:26 am
Post by: scapheap on December 01, 2012, 04:41:22 am
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 01, 2012, 07:10:14 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 01, 2012, 07:30:41 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 01, 2012, 08:09:57 am
Teleport inside GwG's UFO, riding with him to work. Because I like him enough to not want to murder him brutally.LET HIM IN IF HE PROMISES TO HELP ME KEEP FROM CRASHING OR BEING SHOT DOWN.
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 01, 2012, 09:20:58 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 12:50:46 am
(3vs1) GWG SMASHES HIS HANDS INTO A FEW BUTTONS, INADVERTENTLY TRIGGERING THE SOUL SHIELD.QUICK EVERYONE STOP GWGIMPEDE ACTION.
Swap souls with GWG
Fly UFO to work
KEEP FLYING UFO CAREFULLY. BUT NOT TOO SLOW. OR TOO FAST. MAYBE 50% FASTER THAN I AM NOW IS A GOOD UPPER LIMIT.
((Why does everyone hate me again?))
Tell him that I would gladly become an Immortal for my world killing dragon. Woo him into romance.(6v2) YOU CONTINUE FLIRTING, BUT OVERTLY SEXUALLY. YOU COME OFF AS RATHER SLUTTY. HE FLIRTS BACK...
ENTER THE FREEWAY WITH MY CARGO VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN(1) YOU LITERALLY ENTER THE FREEWAY. YOU HURTLE FROM THE SKY, INTO THE FREEWAY.
sit randomly on cassandra. just because.(4vs1) YOU LEAP INTO THE AIR AND ONTO CASSANDRAS HEAD. YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE AREA JUST ABOVE ALDUINS GROIN. SHIT. WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
SHOOT AT GWG. I DON'T CARE THAT I'M NOWHERE NEAR HIM, THIS IS A RTD.(2vs1) YOU BEGIN FIRING AT GWG WITH YOUR NERF RIFLE. HE SEES THE DARTS COMING AND QUICKLY KILLS THE ENGINES IN A DESPERATE EVASION TECHNIQUE. IT'S GOOD AT DODGING THE BOLTS. THE GROUND, NOT SO MUCH.
Uhhh...(5) "No problem." (4vs4) SHE PULLS YOU BACK INTO HER BED, WHERE-OH MY! OOHHHH MYY.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkGbTuGHd0)
>Call Boss and mention I may be late.
> Attempt to satisfy her insatiable lust. Or first, Try putting some Triptofanin in her drink to make sure she falls asleep after.
Teleport inside GwG's UFO, riding with him to work. Because I like him enough to not want to murder him brutally.(2) LUCKILY, YOU AVOID TELEPORTING INTO THE BURNING, TWISTED WRECKAGE OF THE UFO.
use the super mario method eg the sewer(4) YOU CRAWL THROUGH THE SEWER, A DISGUSTING SERIES OF EXCREMENT FILLED PIPES.
Disregard imminent stroke. Summon six foot long katana with the blade constantly covered in cake frosting.(6) YOU DISREGARD THE STOKE BY SMASHING YOUR FACE INTO THE WALL REPEATEDLY.
NUKE WORK. RETURN HOME.(3) YOU NUKE YOUR WORK, BUT YOU ONLY DESTROY A SMALL PORTION OF THE MULTI-LEVEL, MULTI-CONTINENTAL COMPLEX THAT IS YOUR WORKPLACE. (2) YOU HEAD TO YOUR HOME. THE HOME OF MISKOS NEW FRIEND. NOW THEN, DO YOU ENTER, SEE THAT WHICH YOU SURELY SHOULD NOT? OR LEAVE, AND BE UNSCARRED?
Run at super sonic speeds to work.(5) YOU RUN AT SUPERSONIC SPEEDS FOR A FEW MILLI-SECONDS, THEN TAKE A FEW HOURS TO CATCH YOUR BREATH.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 5 miles
XANTALOS: 5 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 7 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 10 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 5 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 8 miles
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 12:57:14 am
>Hoping she did not see the display of masculinity, attempt to bore her to sleep with discussions of politics.
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 12:59:57 am
POGO TO WORK.
SUMMON DR SEUSS' BIRTHDAY BIRD FOR MISKO
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 01:00:12 am
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:01:36 am
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 01:02:33 am
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:03:33 am
Ahh, but the gun can go farther then that, but Spinal's being harsh with moving towards work itself.Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.
Also, why?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 01:04:21 am
Whoops. Better fix that.Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 01:05:21 am
Yaaay~
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 01:05:51 am
Ahh, but the gun can go farther then that, but Spinal's being harsh with moving towards work itself.Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.
Also, why?
Because if you're chasing me, i'll run faster.
Plus, for teh evulz.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 01:06:13 am
Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 01:08:18 am
How did I get farther away?((Uh... You died.))
Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:08:47 am
Cassandra?sit randomly on cassandra. just because.(4vs1) YOU LEAP INTO THE AIR AND ONTO CASSANDRAS HEAD. YOU ACCIDENTALLY BUMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE AREA JUST ABOVE ALDUINS GROIN. SHIT. WHAT'S GOING ON UP HERE?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Meh. I don't really know her that well, and it does solve my current problems. Plus I'l catch you and cut your balls off. And beat you with a bat. And Carve a swastika on your forehead. Then cut out your tongue.[/quote]Ahh, but the gun can go farther then that, but Spinal's being harsh with moving towards work itself.Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
I shot GWG with a nerf gun when he was at 2.5 miles. Logic does not apply.
Also, why?
Because if you're chasing me, i'll run faster.
Plus, for teh evulz.
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 01:09:57 am
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
You are punching a mans eyes out with your fists during sex, and you accuse Corai of illogic? Also, kinky.
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:12:05 am
Not my fault...Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.
You are punching a mans eyes out with your fists during sex, and you accuse Corai of illogic? Also, kinky.
Anyway, what about Aseaheru, the guy intruding on you and Alduin?
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 01:13:56 am
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:21:44 am
Anyway, I changed the action ot getting up and punching him out. And Corai is only doing this because he's annoyed I turned him into a women in YAFB.
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 01:23:35 am
Eww.Under MY suggestion!
Anyway, I changed the action ot getting up and punching him out. And Corai is only doing this because he's annoyed I turned him into a women in YAFB.
Trololololololololo
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:26:30 am
No cake for him then.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 01:43:20 am
How was I supposed to gather that? miawu survived this:How did I get farther away?((Uh... You died.))
Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.
YOU NUKE YOUR WORKWhich seems much deadlier than a mere UFO crash.
But fine.
Respawn.
At work.
I work at the Builders League United, so it works.
Post by: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 02:24:51 am
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 02:27:16 am
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI
OKAY!
Eww.
Anyway, I changed the action ot getting up and punching him out. And Corai is only doing this because he's annoyed I turned him into a women in YAFB.
No, I was planning to do this last turn. I don't hold grudges across different RTDs.
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 02:28:12 am
Well how bout you not do it because its my birthday?
No cake for you then.
Post by: scapheap on December 02, 2012, 04:14:35 am
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 02, 2012, 08:02:12 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 02, 2012, 08:11:22 am
Post by: miauw62 on December 02, 2012, 08:12:15 am
Post by: da_nang on December 02, 2012, 08:57:52 am
>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 02, 2012, 09:01:19 am
"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."
>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA
KICK DA_NANG'S BOSS IN THE FACE VIA CONFERENCE
THEN SPILL HIS TEA ALL OVER THE LAPTOP
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 10:01:01 am
"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA
DARN YOU.
...Seriously, how did I die and miawu lived? And why am I 5 miles from work now?
Post by: da_nang on December 02, 2012, 10:20:25 am
"There is great competition between our two companies. And as always, they fight over many things e.g. patents and copyrights. Ideas, too.""Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."YOU STOLE MY IDEA.
>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA
DARN YOU.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2012, 11:47:58 am
Uh...Pull out a Daedric Axe with a couple enchantments and hurl it at Alduin. Maybe six. Then turn on no-clip and drive through traffic to work.
((I seriously had a (Legendary) Daedric Axe and Scimitar with 69 Frost and Spark damage enchanted on them, and I killed Alduin with 6 power attacks OF THE SCIMITAR. Definitely not the boss fight I expected.))
Post by: Aseaheru on December 02, 2012, 04:59:24 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 09:35:19 pm
>No, get up and go to the door. Punch Miauw. Blind him with mah fists.(5v6, 6) MIAUW USES HIS FACE TO BLOCK THE ATTACK! IT WORKS! THEN, YOU START SPEAKING ABOUT POLITICS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND. SHE REALLY WANTS TO SLEEP. WITH YOU.
>Hoping she did not see the display of masculinity, attempt to bore her to sleep with discussions of politics.
SUMMON POGO STICK!(3)YOU SUMMON A RUSTED, BROKEN POGOSTICK. (1) TURNS OUT, ANCIENT POGO STICKS DON'T WORK TOO WELL, CAUSING IT TO BREAK WHEN YOU LAND AND KILL YOURSELF.
POGO TO WORK.
SUMMON DR SEUSS' BIRTHDAY BIRD FOR MISKO
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.(3) YOU SHOOT MISKOS GIRLFRIEND IN THE LEG, BUT SHE DOESN'T NOTICE, BEING TOO CLOSE TO MISKO TO DO ANYTHING BUT COO.
Continue happily. Hope he keeps flying to work in the meantime.(5) YOU CONTINUE. HE'S PLEASED, FOR BEING ALDUIN, THAT IS.
Yaaay~
How did I get farther away?(3,4) YOUR LAPTOP IS STILL CONNECTING TO THE INTERNET.
Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI(3) YOU GET ON CORAIS PIGS BACK.
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI
OKAY!continue through the sewer(5) YOU CONTINUE WADING THROUGH HUMAN EXCREMENT.Find and eat a child, it's youth will heal my hemorrhaging.(3) NO, BUT IT SURE DOES TASTE DELICIOUS.Cause sun to explode.(4) YOU DETONATE THE SUN. WAIT ABOUT 8 MINUTES, YES?TUNNEL TO EARTH'S CORE, BLOW EVERYTHING UP.(1) THE LASER DRILL DOESN'T SEEM TO BE FIRING OFF, SO YOU TAKE A LOOK AT IT FROM DOWN THE BARREL. THEN IT DOES START WORKING."Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."(1) YOU PULL OUT A MACBOOK, BUT OH NO! IT'S ONE OF THE DEFECTIVE ONES! IT BURSTS INTO AN EXPLOSION WORTHY OF THE WORLDS GREATEST ROCK STARS.
>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA(1) YOU TRY AND KICK DA_NANGS BOSS, BUT HE GOES BRUCE LEE ON YOUR ASS."Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."
>PULL OUT LAPTOP WITH WEBCAM AND WIFI
>START CONFERENCE AND WORK FROM DISTANCE
>SIP MORNING TEA
KICK DA_NANG'S BOSS IN THE FACE VIA CONFERENCE
THEN SPILL HIS TEA ALL OVER THE LAPTOP((Damn. I'm out of creatively strange Ideas to get to work.))(2) YOU HURL A WOODCUTTING AXE AT ALDUIN. IT BOUNCES OFF OF HIS HIDE.
Uh...Pull out a Daedric Axe with a couple enchantments and hurl it at Alduin. Maybe six. Then turn on no-clip and drive through traffic to work.
((I seriously had a (Legendary) Daedric Axe and Scimitar with 69 Frost and Spark damage enchanted on them, and I killed Alduin with 6 power attacks OF THE SCIMITAR. Definitely not the boss fight I expected.))sit on everyones head. at once.(1) YOUR ASS IS RIPPED TO SHREDS FROM THE STRAIN!
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 5 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: 7 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles
DA_NANG: 20
Post by: Corai on December 02, 2012, 09:36:48 pm
Post by: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 09:37:57 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 09:38:24 pm
>Tackle Corai, push his head to the ground and cave in his skull.
>Toss all condoms into the toliet. Muahaha!
Unless Corai killed her, in which ressurect her after removing the condoms.
Post by: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 09:40:43 pm
>RIDE PIGGY TO WORK.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 02, 2012, 09:53:11 pm
Invert spacial dimensions (infinity is now 0 and 0 is infinity)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 09:57:18 pm
WAIT FOR TELECONFERENCING THING TO START UP.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 02, 2012, 09:58:51 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 02, 2012, 10:51:53 pm
Sprint to work
Post by: ThurisLord on December 03, 2012, 04:51:06 am
>MAKE IT RAIN CHOCOLATE
>FIRE DEATH RAY AT ALL BYPASSERS
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 03, 2012, 07:06:57 am
KILL EARTH!
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 03, 2012, 07:30:27 am
Post by: scapheap on December 03, 2012, 02:47:17 pm
Get a bath.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 03, 2012, 02:55:28 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 03, 2012, 05:59:05 pm
>GRAB A LONG WOODEN POLE
>FLICK THE UNHOLY MAC OUT OF THE CAR ONTO NEARBY PASSERS-BY
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 04, 2012, 06:03:26 pm
Aerial Cuddling, go. Convince Alduin to take me somewhere safer than this place will be in eight minutes.(4) YOU CUDDLE HIM THE BEST AN OFFICE WORKER CAN CUDDLE A WORLD ENDING DRAGON. (6) HE EATS YOU.
ACTIVATE THE NUCLEAR BOMB IN THE BULLET THAT IS NOW IN MISKO'S GIRLFRIEND'S LEG.(1) YOU ACTIVATE THE BOMB! OH. YOU LEFT THAT BULLET IN YOUR GUN. DAMN. THAT'S A SMALL EXPLOSION.
Damnit Corai!(2) YOU KILL THAT PILE OF ASH! (1) YOU DO SO, BY PUTTING THEM INTO YOUR MOUTH AND LEAPING INTO THE TOILET. AS YOU GO UNDER, YOUR GIRLFRIEND PULLS YOU OUT OF THE WATER.
>Tackle Corai, push his head to the ground and cave in his skull.
>Toss all condoms into the toliet. Muahaha!
Unless Corai killed her, in which ressurect her after removing the condoms.
"GO, PIGGY! GO! GIDDYUP!"(6) IT SPRINTS BACK TO ITS HOME DIMENSION, WHERE YOU WORK. AS A SLAVE.
>RIDE PIGGY TO WORK.
Teleport to infinite distance.(2) YOU WALK FOR A PRETTY LONG DISTANCE. (2) YOU THINK THAT HAPPENED. CAN'T TELL.
Invert spacial dimensions (infinity is now 0 and 0 is infinity)
WANDER TOWARDS WORK.(6,5) BY THE TIME YOU GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET A SIGNAL, YOUR WANDERING HAS CAUSED YOU TO GROW A GREY, WIZENED BEARD. HUH. MAYBE YOU SHOULD WANDER TOWARDS WORK MORE DIRECTLY.
WAIT FOR TELECONFERENCING THING TO START UP.
Phone boss and tell him that I quit. Go home and have a beer.(6) A SNIPER RIFLE SHOT GOES THROUGH YOUR STERNUM BEFORE YOU CALL.
Get up as rage zombie(3) YOU'RE A ZOMBIE, AND YOU RUN A WHILE.
Sprint to work
>RIDE COFFEE TABLE TO WORK(1) YOU STAND ON THE COFFEE TABLE. IT BREAKS. YOU HURT YOURSELF.
>MAKE IT RAIN CHOCOLATE
>FIRE DEATH RAY AT ALL BYPASSERS
"WHY IS EARTH NOT DEAD!"(1) MAYBE... YOU ARE EARTH! YOU KILL YOURSELF. OH WAIT. NOPE.
KILL EARTH!
CONTINUE TO EAT CHILDREN(6) THEY DON'T AGREE WITH YOU, AND YOU VOMIT YOUR GUTS OUT.
Jump out of sewer.(6) YOU LEAP FROM THE SEWER, FOR MILES, HEADING INTO THE THERMOSPHERE, WHERE YOU BAKE.
Get a bath.
HUG EVERYONE. NOT NPCS.(1) YOU FIRST TARGET IS A FACIST. HE SHOOTS YOU.
>RECOVER FROM EXPLOSION(6) YOU RECOVER FROM THE EXPLOSION BY DRINKING THE MEMORY AWAY... WAIT, WHAT'S A POLE... SHIT,WHAT'S WITH ALL THIS MEDICAL STUFF...
>GRAB A LONG WOODEN POLE
>FLICK THE UNHOLY MAC OUT OF THE CAR ONTO NEARBY PASSERS-BY
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:19.999999 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 19 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
TAVIK TOTH: ??? MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 10 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles and a lot of vertical distance.
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 04, 2012, 06:08:08 pm
LEAVE ORGANS
MIRACULOUSLY BUILD HELICOPTER
SUMMON FRIENDLY DRAGON IF ABOVE FAILS
RIDE NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION TO WORK
Post by: scapheap on December 04, 2012, 06:21:43 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 04, 2012, 06:47:34 pm
Connect to signal!
Join teleconference!
Walk to work, making sure I don't walk into any dangerous areas!
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 04, 2012, 07:32:37 pm
[How far am I away?]
Post by: misko27 on December 04, 2012, 07:44:51 pm
>One last try. Hypnotize her into not wanting to keep me from work today.
> If and when that fails, actually, you know what, even if that suceeds, Look up at the Sky, Shout "Up up and away!" And fly through the ceiling!
Post by: Aseaheru on December 04, 2012, 08:04:44 pm
Post by: Persus13 on December 04, 2012, 08:51:44 pm
Post by: Corai on December 04, 2012, 08:52:25 pm
WALK OVER TO MISKO, GRAB HIM AND CARRY HIM TO WORK.
Post by: Yoink on December 04, 2012, 08:57:34 pm
HARDLY WORSE THAN MY JOB BEFORE, RIGHT?
>GET TO KNOW FELLOW SLAVES. SOW SEEDS OF REVOLUTION.
Post by: Xantalos on December 05, 2012, 12:58:13 am
RUN TO WORK
REALLY FAST
Post by: Cassandra on December 05, 2012, 01:28:46 am
Climb back out. Stomachs are not safe! Continue flying to work, with a pout.
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 05, 2012, 11:41:03 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 05, 2012, 01:05:13 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 05, 2012, 06:49:40 pm
(1) YOU LEAVE YOUR ORGANS BEHIND. OH WAIT. YOU MIGHT NEED THOSE.
LEAVE ORGANS
MIRACULOUSLY BUILD HELICOPTER
SUMMON FRIENDLY DRAGON IF ABOVE FAILS
RIDE NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION TO WORK
return to earth as comet. Land unhurt.(2) THE RETURNING YOU DO FINE. THE UNHURT PART YOU AREN'T AS LUCKY WITH.
...IMPLIES I GOT A SIGNAL!(5) YOUR LAPTOP, WITH ITS WIRELESS N' STUFF, CONNECTS TO THE TELECONFERENCE, (1) WHERE YOU ARE FIRED, AND MARKED FOR DEATH.
Connect to signal!
Join teleconference!
Walk to work, making sure I don't walk into any dangerous areas!
>Switch the locations of work and the place directly in front of me.(1) YOU SWITCH THE LOCATIONS OF YOURSELF AND GREATWYRMGOLD, AND TAKE A BULLET TO THE BRAIN.
[How far am I away?]
Ahah(5) SHE KISSES YOU, THEN WAVES YOU OFF TO WORK. (2) YOU JUMP.
>One last try. Hypnotize her into not wanting to keep me from work today.
> If and when that fails, actually, you know what, even if that suceeds, Look up at the Sky, Shout "Up up and away!" And fly through the ceiling!
Quit work. hug people while wearing bullet proof clothing.(4) YOU ONLY COME OFF AS A MOLESTOR TO MOST OF THEM.
Attack someone(6) YOU WALK UP TO CHUCK NORRIS, AND ISSUE A CHALLENGE. WHAT DO NOW?
Respawn.(4) YOU LIFT HIM AND BEGINS HEADING TO WORK.
WALK OVER TO MISKO, GRAB HIM AND CARRY HIM TO WORK.
>SETTLE INTO LIFE OF SLAVERY, FOR NOW.(3) IT'S TOUGH, BUT IT'S A LIVING. (3) YOU GET THE CRAZY OLD SLAVE ON YOUR SIDE.
HARDLY WORSE THAN MY JOB BEFORE, RIGHT?
>GET TO KNOW FELLOW SLAVES. SOW SEEDS OF REVOLUTION.
SUDDENLY BECOME THE FLASH(3) YOU DRESS IN A FLASH COSTUME (CHILD-SIZE) AND RUN AWAY!
RUN TO WORK
REALLY FAST
"Mmmf. Bad world eater!"(1) HE HURTLES FROM THE SKY! EITHER DOVAHKIIN JUST SHOWED UP, OR YOU GAVE HIM REAL BAD INDEGESTION.
Climb back out. Stomachs are not safe! Continue flying to work, with a pout.
EARTH MUST BE DESTROYED.(1) EARTH DOESN'T LIKE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY IT, AND IT OPENS UP BENEATH YOU.
GET GM TO PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST. THEN, HEAL WOUND. QUICKLY. MAYBE THEN I CAN TRY TELEPORTING TO WORK AGAIN.(5) GOOD AS NEW!
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:8 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 17 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 8 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles and a lot of vertical distance.
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
Post by: misko27 on December 05, 2012, 06:52:57 pm
RRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEE THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Persus13 on December 05, 2012, 06:55:41 pm
Teleport to work. Preferabl work on the other side of the globe as chuck norris.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 05, 2012, 06:58:16 pm
REBUILD ABDOMEN WITH CYBERNETICS
SUMMON DRAGON MOUNT
Post by: scapheap on December 05, 2012, 07:33:12 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on December 05, 2012, 08:25:04 pm
Post by: Corai on December 05, 2012, 08:32:22 pm
Convince Chuck norris it was Corai who challenged him.
Teleport to work. Preferabl work on the other side of the globe as chuck norris.
Wear a "I did not, he is a liar" T-shirt.
Carry Misko to work. Use him as a shield if I must, though.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 05, 2012, 09:33:07 pm
DISTANCE TO WORK:
GWG: 4 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
Wait a minute. If I switched locations with GreatWyrmGold, then wouldn't I be 4 miles away and he would be 20 miles away?
>Respawn within the elevator at work.
>Teleport to important meeting within the building.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 05, 2012, 10:18:52 pm
Go home.
Seriously, the goal was to be the first to be at work. I was at work whilst teleconferencing. Ergo, I won.
Post by: Mullet Master on December 05, 2012, 10:54:05 pm
Post by: Cassandra on December 05, 2012, 11:17:57 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 06, 2012, 12:11:10 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 06, 2012, 11:53:01 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2012, 12:06:53 pm
Ride to work
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 06, 2012, 04:35:07 pm
SummonWIFY.wormsgraboids from Tremors
Ride to work
Post by: da_nang on December 06, 2012, 06:11:42 pm
>SUMMON BATTLE TANK AND BLAST MY WAY TO WORK
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 06, 2012, 07:55:08 pm
Summon Tidal Wave(2) YOU HEAD TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BATHROOM AND RUN THE TUB UNTIL IT FLOODS.NOW JUST TO WAIT A LITTLE LONGER.
RRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEE THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Convince Chuck norris it was Corai who challenged him.(2)YOU TRY AND PULL A GOKU AND INSTANTLY TRANSMIT TO WORK. YOU AREN'T A SAIYAN, SO IT DOESN'T WORK AS WELL.(3v4) CHUCK GRABS YOU AND THROWS YOU INTO THE WALL.
Teleport to work. Preferabl work on the other side of the globe as chuck norris.
(3) YOU SNATCH MISKO UP FROM HIS GIRLFRIENDS PLACE, PUT HIM ON YOUR SHOLDERS AND START WALKING TOWARDS WORK, THOUGHT SLOWLY. HE'S A HEAVY GUY. OR YOU'RE OUT OF SHAPE.Convince Chuck norris it was Corai who challenged him.
Teleport to work. Preferabl work on the other side of the globe as chuck norris.
Wear a "I did not, he is a liar" T-shirt.
Carry Misko to work. Use him as a shield if I must, though.
FORGET ORGANS(6) YOU FORGET THEM, AS WITH THE LOCATION OF YOUR WORKPLACE. (1) YOU STUFF TIN CANS INTO THE GAPING GUT HOLE. IT DOESN'T WORK.
REBUILD ABDOMEN WITH CYBERNETICS
SUMMON DRAGON MOUNT
Switch with someone(GWG) just before landing.(6) YOU LAND WITH ALL OF YOUR OLD MOMENTMUM. HE LANDS WITH HIS OLD MOMENTEMUM. SPLAT!
arrive at work.(4) YOU ARRIVE AT THE WORK OF XANTALOS. IN OTHEWORDS, YOU'RE WITH A MAN WHO'S DRESSING IN AN UNDERSIZED SPANDEX SUIT.
(3)NOT WHILE THE DICE SAY THAT. (5) YOU RESPAW IN THE ELEVATOR OF A RELATIVELY CLOSE BUILDING.DISTANCE TO WORK:
GWG: 4 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
Wait a minute. If I switched locations with GreatWyrmGold, then wouldn't I be 4 miles away and he would be 20 miles away?
>Respawn within the elevator at work.
>Teleport to important meeting within the building.
Hey, I win! Sweet!(3) YOU START HEADING HOME.
Go home.
Seriously, the goal was to be the first to be at work. I was at work whilst teleconferencing. Ergo, I won.
From what do you deduce your conclusion, sir?
REFORM FREEWAY AROUND VAN. DRIVE VAN METAPHYSICALLY TOWARDS WORK. NOTIFY CARL SAGAN OF PRETTY COLORS.(2) YOUR VAN IS TRAPPED BY THE FREEWAY AROUND IT!
Climb out. Help him stabalize, and keep flying.(5) YOU START POURING MEDS DOWN HIS THROAT. GOOD THING HE'S SO BIG.
Hitch a ride on the Tardis so I arrive to work yesterday!(2) NOT ALL POLICE BOOTHES ARE TARDISES, IT SEEMS. OR WHATEVER THE PLURAL FOR THAT IS. TARDII?
DESTROY EARTH FROM INSIDE.(2) YOU'RE BUSY DISSOLVING.
Summon graboids from Tremors(1) THE GRABOIDS GRAB YOU, OR WHATEVER THEY DO.
Ride to work
>BUST OUT OF HOSPITAL, OR WHEREVER THE HELL I CURRENTLY AM(5) YOU PULL A KOOL-AID AND SMASH THROUGH THE WALL OF THE HOSPITAL. (3) THEN YOU LEAP ONTO A TANK AND START DRIVING. GODDAMN TRAFFIC.
>SUMMON BATTLE TANK AND BLAST MY WAY TO WORK
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:7 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 18 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 8 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 7 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 7.5
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
Post by: scapheap on December 06, 2012, 07:57:11 pm
skateboard to work
Post by: misko27 on December 06, 2012, 07:59:32 pm
>Use their booze as NITRO!
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 06, 2012, 08:00:08 pm
>Summon the TARDIS.
>Go to work's lobby one hour ago using the TARDIS.
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2012, 08:01:47 pm
SHOOT ROCKET AT THE TARDIS
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 06, 2012, 08:04:43 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 06, 2012, 08:05:21 pm
Besides, even if I wasn't right, I got fired. How else can I get to work?...Hm...
Start an independent video games company online. Hire myself as CEO and Head Programmer. Start working.
There!
Post by: Persus13 on December 06, 2012, 08:08:42 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on December 06, 2012, 08:11:38 pm
Post by: Cassandra on December 06, 2012, 09:05:10 pm
Post by: Corai on December 06, 2012, 09:08:24 pm
>Murder homeless people, build Car from remains.
>Use their booze as NITRO!
GRAB MISKO BY EAR. DRAG HIM TO WORK.
Post by: Parsely on December 06, 2012, 11:05:49 pm
Post by: Corai on December 06, 2012, 11:07:32 pm
REACH INTO THE PLAYER DISTANCE STATISTICS ON THE NEXT POST AND ADD A FEW ZEROS ONTO EVERYONE'S VALUES.
THIS MANY?
000000000
YEAH, THAT MANY. DO THAT MANY.
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2012, 11:16:31 pm
BE AT WORK
Post by: Vorthon on December 06, 2012, 11:31:25 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 07, 2012, 10:04:17 am
WARP START MOVING ALONG THE Q AXIS
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 07, 2012, 11:21:04 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 07, 2012, 12:13:21 pm
ALSO STOP DESOLVING.
Post by: da_nang on December 07, 2012, 05:30:43 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 07, 2012, 07:47:45 pm
Pull myself together(3) YOU FALL ONTO A SKATEBOARD, A COLLECTION OF VARIOUS BODY PARTS. (1) THEN A CAR RUNS YOU OVER, CRUSHING YOUR BOARD AND FURTHER MAKING YOU INTO MUSH.
skateboard to work
DRIVE IN MY ARMORED PIMP-MOBILE(6vs3) YOU LEAP INTO YOUR PIMPMOBILE, RPG READY. AS SOON AS YOU PULL UP TO THE TARDIS, YOU OPEN FIRE. IT BLOWS TO PIECES AND FLIES OFF. AS IT FLIES, IT EXPANDS.
SHOOT ROCKET AT THE TARDIS
>Murder homeless people, build Car from remains.(3) YOU BUILD A HOMELESS HOTROD. IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT'LL WORK TOO WELL. (4) YOU POUR BLOOD INTO IT, AND IT SHUDDERS TO LIFE.
>Use their booze as NITRO!
>Go into the lobby.(2) YOU GO TO THE LOBBY AND GET SHOT BY OUR RESIDENT GANGSTER.
>Summon the TARDIS.
>Go to work's lobby one hour ago using the TARDIS.
JUST SUMMON THE DAMN DRAGON(5) WITH A FERAL GROWL, A DRAGON COMES TO LIFE IN FRONT OF YOU. IT GLARES FOR A MOMENT BEFORE BOWING ITS HEAD, ACCEPTING YOU AS ITS MASTER.
Wait, why wasn't I this fast before I was leaving?(5) YOU START AN INDEPENDANT COMPANY AND BEGIN MAKING MONEY, AS WELL AS GAINING FANS. SOMEONE COMES TO YOU. IT'S A GIRL, AN EXPIRIENCED PROGRAMMED LOOKING FOR A JOB. YOU FEEL A SLIGHT AMOUNT OF WINNING POWER FROM HER.
Besides, even if I wasn't right, I got fired. How else can I get to work?...Hm...
Start an independent video games company online. Hire myself as CEO and Head Programmer. Start working.
There!
((Either someone changed positions with you, or you like going home more than going to work.))
Switch places with Xantalos.(3vs2) YOU MOVE SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO XANTALOS. HE'S PULLED SLIGHTLY BACKWARDS.
arrive at a different work.(2) NOPE. YOU STAND STILL.
Keep flying, now that he's been medicated.(5) YOU FLY ON, ARRIVING AT WORK. YOU MAKE A LANDING IN FRONT OF THE MASSIVE COMPOUND.
(4) YOU SNATCH MISKO AND START DRAGGING HIM TO WORK.>Murder homeless people, build Car from remains.
>Use their booze as NITRO!
GRAB MISKO BY EAR. DRAG HIM TO WORK.
PUNCH XANTALOS IN HIS STUPID MOUTH. REACH INTO THE PLAYER DISTANCE STATISTICS ON THE NEXT POST AND ADD A FEW ZEROS ONTO EVERYONE'S VALUES.(1) YOU PUNCH HIM. THE GRABOIDS GRAB YOU TOO.
MISDIERCT GUNIN SO HE ONLY ADDS 000000000000000000000000000 TO HIS STAT(6) YOU'RE AT WORK, THEN REALIZE THE TYRANNY OF YOUR WORKPLACE, AND HEAD BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.
BE AT WORK
Spawn with a warp drive-equipped car. Turn it on and go really fast to get to work.(2) YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PILOT IT. (1)YOU STILL CAN'T DRIVE IT.
SWITCH TO METRIC(6) YOU MOVE ACROSS THE Q AXIS, FINDING YOURSELF IN ANOTHER QUARBELLECK.
WARP START MOVING ALONG THE Q AXIS
Summon Dragoon. Ride it to work!(2) YOU SUMMON A MOUNTED FIGHTER. YEAH, HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU RIDING HIM.
KILL EARTH ANYWAY![/b(1) WHEN THE GM'S A DICK, THE EARTH KILLS YOU!
ALSO STOP DESOLVING.
>KILL MAIM BURN! BLOW THOSE CARS AWAY WITH MAIN BATTLE CANNON! FULL SPEED AHEAD!(3) YOU DESTROY THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU. DESTROY! THEN YOU'RE BEHIND ANOTHER, BIGGER TANK.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 18 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 8 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 3 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 07, 2012, 07:52:54 pm
>Heal wound.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 07, 2012, 07:57:17 pm
IF I GET THERE, BURN THE SHITHOLE DOWN
I'M A DRAGON-TAMER NOW
Post by: misko27 on December 07, 2012, 07:59:08 pm
>BE ROAD-RUNNER FAST. TO WORK I GO!
>KEEP ON LOOK OUT FOR SILLY COYOTES.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 07, 2012, 08:16:13 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 07, 2012, 08:33:20 pm
At this point, what do I need to do to get to "work," since I'm self-employed? If I need to make an office for myself,
Head home. Turn house into impromptu corporate HQ.
Post by: TCM on December 07, 2012, 09:19:35 pm
BLAST ANY HONKY TRYING TO FADE ME
Post by: Xantalos on December 07, 2012, 09:20:43 pm
SURF THE CAT TSUNAMI TO WORK
TOO AWESOME TO FAIL
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 07, 2012, 09:22:04 pm
SPEED OFF
BLAST ANY HONKY TRYING TO FADE ME
(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/349/960/6e0.gif)
Post by: Persus13 on December 07, 2012, 10:39:20 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 08, 2012, 11:45:11 am
Post by: Cassandra on December 08, 2012, 11:59:30 am
"We're here... And next time, try not to eat me? Still not quite sure how to feel about that...."
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 08, 2012, 12:24:24 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 08, 2012, 10:02:37 pm
>Pull the bullet out with my mind.(6) YOU PULL OUT THE BULLET. AS WELL AS MOST OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS.
>Heal wound.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
RIDE MY MAGNIFICENT DRAGON TO WORK(1) THE DRAGON SUDDENLY REALIZES THAT YOU'RE A FRACTION OF ITS SIZE, AND QUITE TASTY. THEN, YOU ARE DINNER.
IF I GET THERE, BURN THE SHITHOLE DOWN
I'M A DRAGON-TAMER NOW
"Beep-beep!"(1) UPON SAYING "BEEP BEEP", ROADRUNNERS GANGSTER LAWYERS APPEAR, THEN RIDDLE YOU WITH BULLETS.
>BE ROAD-RUNNER FAST. TO WORK I GO!
>KEEP ON LOOK OUT FOR SILLY COYOTES.
Arrive at proper work, work, quit and rename this Thread "You are falling. Please try to land without death."(3,1) YOU CONTINUE HEADING TOWARDS WORK. THEN, YOU TRY TO MENTALLY WORK FROM YOUR LOCATION. YOUR HEAD ASPLODE.
Hire girl.(2) YOU START HEADING HOME WITH THE GIRL. SHE STEALS GLANCES AT YOU, OCCASIONALLY. THE AURA OF WINNING GROWS.
At this point, what do I need to do to get to "work," since I'm self-employed? If I need to make an office for myself,
Head home. Turn house into impromptu corporate HQ.
SPEED OFF(1) YOU SPEED OFF, HITTING 88 MILES AN HOUR. WHERE'D THE FLUX CAPASITOR COME FROM, YOU THINK FOR A MOMENT. THEN, YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE MUCH BIGGER PROBLEMS. YOU'RE DRIVING INSIDE AN ABANDONED CITY. ABOVE YOU, A METAL ORB IS FALLING.
BLAST ANY HONKY TRYING TO FADE ME
SUMMON CAT TSUNAMI(4) YOU SUMMON THE CAT TSUNAMI, AND IT STARTS MAKING UP AMUSING PICTURES INVOLVING ITSELF AND CAPTIONS. (2) YOU LEAP ONTO THE TSUNAMI, AND START SINKING THROUGH IT ONTO THE GROUND. THE CATS FLOW AROUND YOU.
SURF THE CAT TSUNAMI TO WORK
TOO AWESOME TO FAIL
Go to work... killing Xantalos.(5, 4vs5) YOU START DRIVING AWAY, TAKING A FEW POTSHOTS AT XANTALOS, WHO LEANS OUT OF THE WAY.
Figure out how to make my warp-car work(3) YOU FIGURED OUT THE LATTE DISPENSER PRETTY FAST.
Walk inside the workplace, talking to Alduin.(4) YOU WALK INSIDE, AND AS YOU WALK AWAY FROM ALDUIN, YOU FEEL AN AURA OF LOSER INCREASING.
"We're here... And next time, try not to eat me? Still not quite sure how to feel about that...."
KEEP ON TRYING TO DESTORY EARTH NO MATTER WHAT.(1) YOU FIRE A REVOLVER INTO THE GROUND. AND BY GROUND I MEAN YOUR FOOT. AND BY YOUR FOOT, I MEAN YOUR FACE.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS:7.5
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:5 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 18 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
Post by: Corai on December 08, 2012, 10:06:41 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 08, 2012, 10:10:54 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 08, 2012, 10:10:54 pm
>SPEED.
Post by: Persus13 on December 08, 2012, 10:11:22 pm
take payments form other palyers to kill people
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 08, 2012, 10:33:48 pm
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
Post by: Cassandra on December 08, 2012, 10:35:04 pm
"Eh... Lets just torch the place, my love. Then we can go wherever you want."
Post by: Aseaheru on December 08, 2012, 10:58:15 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 08, 2012, 10:59:22 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 09, 2012, 06:55:48 am
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 09, 2012, 07:02:22 am
RE-TAME IT
CONTINUE RIDING
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 09, 2012, 05:05:22 pm
Discuss the next game we'll design.
Post by: Xantalos on December 09, 2012, 06:15:32 pm
LOAD CATS INTO RAILGUN
FIRE CAT TSUNAMI AT GWG THROUGH RAILGUN
THEN NUKE HIM
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK SET UP FAKE CONSTRUCTION WORK TO DELAY HIM
Post by: ThurisLord on December 10, 2012, 04:27:34 am
>FLY IT TO WORK
>WORSHIP HASTUR
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 10, 2012, 07:14:41 pm
GO TO WORK.(1) A NINJA CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU, THEN CUTS YOUR THROAT, SWEARING HE WILL BECOME HOKAGE.
Press buttons at random until warp drive is activated.(6) YOU TRIGGER WARP DRIVE, AND FLY TOWARDS YOUR WORK. THEN YOU FLY BY IT.
>Sue His ass for violoation of copyright infringement or something. Perhaps the RTD copyright protection act. Get his speed and trade-mark beep and compensation.(5) YOU'VE GOT MONEY NAOW. YOU COULD DO A BUILDING OF COCAINE, IF YOU WANTED. YOU FEEL WINNING POWER!
>SPEED.
Continue to work killing Xantalos(6vs1) YOU PULL OUT YOUR SCOPED RPG LAUNCHER LAUNCHER SMG AND FIRE AT XANTALOS, WHO IS CONSUMED IN A MASSIVE EXPLOSION.
take payments form other palyers to kill people
>Restore Internal organs.(4) FINALLY, YOU FIX YOUR INNARDS. (2) THEN YOU SPRAIN YOUR BACK TRYING TO LIFT TCM. LIKELY ALL OF THOSE CHAINS. DAMN. THAT'S A LOT OF GOLD.
>Throw gangster to Alduin.
>Summon TARDIS
>Go to workplace using TARDIS.
Look at the large workplace... Then at the dragon. Sigh, and go back to Alduin.(5) YOU GET BACK UPON ALDUIN. THE LOSER AURA DECREASES.
"Eh... Lets just torch the place, my love. Then we can go wherever you want."
Win. RIGHT NOW.(4) YOU WIN YOUR GAME OF PARCHEESI.
Fuck it. Go home, have beer, watch...whatever.(2) THE COPS ARREST YOU FOR MOLESTATION OF AN UNKNOWN ENTITY.
FORM RIVAL COMPANY.(6) YOU DO SO, AND ARE CRUSHED. NOW YOU AREN'T ONLY JOBLESS, BUT IN THE RED.
SLIDE OUT OF DRAGON'S STOMACH(3) YOU GET IT UNDER CONTROL. BARELY.
RE-TAME IT
CONTINUE RIDING
Keep heading home.(5) YOU AND HER HEAD BACK TO YOUR PLACE. SHE'S IMPRESSED BY YOUR DECORATING, AND TAKES A SEAT ON AN EASY CHAIR BEFORE VOCALIZING HER IDEAS. AURA CONTINUES TO BUILD.(4) IT'S AN RTS. VAGUELY INSPIRED BY THE AGE OF EMPIRES SERIES.
Discuss the next game we'll design.
OHCRAP(2) THE CATS JAM THE RAILGUN WITH ADORABLE ALONE. (1) THE CAT WORKFORCE MAKES A UNION, WHICH GETS YOU ARRESTED FOR INHUMANE TREATMENT OF ANIMALS.
LOAD CATS INTO RAILGUN
FIRE CAT TSUNAMI AT GWG THROUGH RAILGUN
THEN NUKE HIM
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK SET UP FAKE CONSTRUCTION WORK TO DELAY HIM
>MAKE CAR INTO TIE FIGHTER(3) OH GOD THE AIR TRAFFIC.
>FLY IT TO WORK
>WORSHIP HASTUR
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 15 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS:7.5
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
Post by: misko27 on December 10, 2012, 07:21:02 pm
>Accelerate in the direction of work at 4 miles a turn.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 10, 2012, 07:24:15 pm
RIDE MY NEW THRALL TO WORK
Post by: Xantalos on December 10, 2012, 07:25:34 pm
WORK IN THIS CASE BEING A HIRED ASSASSIN
TARGETS ARE GWG AND PERSUS13
THEY DIE IN HORRIBLE AGONY
AND HAVE TO RESPAWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
Post by: Vorthon on December 10, 2012, 07:29:01 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 10, 2012, 08:13:30 pm
Be at work, because this is my new work.
Why does misko have a copyright or something on gravity?
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
Post by: Aseaheru on December 10, 2012, 08:30:17 pm
Post by: Persus13 on December 10, 2012, 08:42:48 pm
Post by: Corai on December 10, 2012, 08:43:26 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2012, 09:34:06 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 10, 2012, 09:38:01 pm
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Post by: TCM on December 10, 2012, 09:38:54 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2012, 09:44:05 pm
1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Actually, I think if you end up at work, you lose. I mena, while Cassandra was at work, she had that loser aura.
Post by: Xantalos on December 10, 2012, 09:45:16 pm
Thing is, GreatWyrm now has a winner aura. Therefore, Imma kill him and loot it off his corpse.1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Actually, I think if you end up at work, you lose. I mena, while Cassandra was at work, she had that loser aura.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 10, 2012, 10:23:12 pm
The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Right, Spinal?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 10, 2012, 10:46:53 pm
You're away from the major /only workplace until a few moments ago.The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Right, Spinal?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 10, 2012, 10:56:49 pm
I got fired and a price was put in my head!You're away from the major /only workplace until a few moments ago.The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Right, Spinal?
I'm at work, wasn't that the goal?
Post by: misko27 on December 10, 2012, 10:58:36 pm
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on December 10, 2012, 11:00:47 pm
>Leave car, search for horse to ride to work, be generally glorious while doing so.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 10, 2012, 11:01:41 pm
Hey GWG, since I'm not suing you anymore, could you stop counter-suing me then?Sure.
So, can I just join in?Sure.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 10, 2012, 11:05:44 pm
He actually never said that it was. He said "You are stuck in traffic and late for work. What do you do?" He never said anything about getting to work being the goal. I'm just going home and having a beer. Because fuck it, BEER GOOD.I got fired and a price was put in my head!You're away from the major /only workplace until a few moments ago.The "20 miles away" thing seems to be a continuity issue. I was fired, then started a new business.1. GOOD ENOUGH FOR MR. MCSPEEDY>Sue Greatwyrm for using the concept of "speed" in his game. Demand It be removed or I'll ban his game.Instead use "Agility" and "Movement," to save on legal costs.
>Accelerate in the direction of work to 4 miles a turn.
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
2. Because you are 20 miles away. And Cassandra and her run of luck got her to work, and now shes bored.
Right, Spinal?
I'm at work, wasn't that the goal?
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
Post by: Cassandra on December 10, 2012, 11:17:30 pm
Fly away. I'm on a fucking world eating dragon, after all. Work is no longer a priority.
And I wouldn't say luck... Alduin DID eat me once.
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 11, 2012, 11:58:22 am
THEN HIRE ALL PLAYERS.
OWN ALL BUILDINGS.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 11, 2012, 12:31:00 pm
>Summon TARDIS.
>Arrive at work 1 hour ago in TARDIS.
Post by: Aseaheru on December 11, 2012, 02:57:45 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 12, 2012, 12:24:59 am
Post by: da_nang on December 12, 2012, 05:36:42 am
>FLY TO WORK, BLASTING PASSERSBY IN THE PROCESS WITH MAIN CANNON
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 13, 2012, 10:24:55 pm
>Work is Rome International, and since all roads lead to rome, walking on any road should lead me to work!(2) YOUR MISUNDERSTANDING OF PROVERBS PROVES YOU WRONG!
>Accelerate in the direction of work at 4 miles a turn.
PERMANENTLY ENSLAVE DRAGON TO MY MIND(6) THE DRAGON LIVES ONLY TO PLEASE YOU, AND YOU BECOME A MALE CASSANDRA.
RIDE MY NEW THRALL TO WORK
GO TO WORK(6vs6) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wks1GrqTFo IMAGINE THIS. BUT YOU'RE RYU, AND GWG IS ASURA. OH, AND IT ENDS WITH YOU BEING (6vs4) DISTRACED BY PERSUS, AND YOU GO KILL HIM INSTEAD.
WORK IN THIS CASE BEING A HIRED ASSASSIN
TARGETS ARE GWG AND PERSUS13
THEY DIE IN HORRIBLE AGONY
AND HAVE TO RESPAWN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE
Turn around and head back towards work.(6) YOU SPIN OUT AS YOU TURN, SENDING YOU FLYING INTO A CLIFFSIDE.
Make game.(6) YOU MAKE THE GAME, FOCUSING SO MUCH ON IT, YOU FORGET TO EAT, FORGET TO SLEEP. YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE LOOKS AT YOU, CLEARLY WORRIED. NOPE YOU DON'T WIN.
Be at work, because this is my new work.
Why does misko have a copyright or something on gravity?
Also, since I'm at work now, do I win?
work for anyone. thus i win, as somehow i have quit work but am still going to it...(6) YOU WORK FOR A PIMP. YOU NEVER WIN WHEN YOU'RE A PROSTITUTE. UNLESS THE GOAL OF THE GAME IS PROSTITUTION, OF COURSE.
Take money from other players for assassinations. Kill Xantalos again.(2vs4) XANTALOS KILLS YOU. AGAIN.
TRACK DOWN NINJA AND DO HORRIBLE HORRIBLE THINGS TO HIM.(4) "I'm gonna be Hokag-EEEEE!!"
PROVE MYSELF INNOCENT, AND ASK IF THE OFFICERS CAN DRIVE ME HOME.(3) YOUR INNOCENT LIKE HOW MICHEAL JACKSON IS INNOCENT. (4) THEY DRIVE YOU BACK TO YOUR HOUSE, AND IT'S NOT TO PLACE YOU UNDER HOUSE ARREST!
DRIVE TO WORK. BIG PIMPIN.(6) THE TIME POLICE ARE HATERS, SO THEY ARREST YOU FOR BEING TOO LARGE.
So, can I just join in? If so...(5) YOU RIDE A HORSE, AS OPPOSED TO BUILDING A TELEPORTER, HIJACKING A HELICOPTER, SUMMONING A DRAGON. ALRIGHTY.
>Leave car, search for horse to ride to work, be generally glorious while doing so.
"Lets go."(6) YOU FLY AWAY. ALDUIN SAYS HE'S GOT SOME ERRANDS TO RUN, AND HE HOPES YOU DON'T MIND COMING ALONG.
Fly away. I'm on a fucking world eating dragon, after all. Work is no longer a priority.
And I wouldn't say luck... Alduin DID eat me once.
CREATE NEW COMPANY.(5) YOU CREATE A NEW COMPANY WHICH FILLS THE NICHE OF GENOCIDE QUITE WELL.
THEN HIRE ALL PLAYERS.
OWN ALL BUILDINGS.
>Throw him to Alduin anyway.(3) YOU CAN'T LIFT HIM, SO YOU INNEFECTIVELY PUSH HIM. (1) THE TARDIS DROPS ONTO YOUR HEAD. THEN THE DOCTOR COMES OUT.
>Summon TARDIS.
>Arrive at work 1 hour ago in TARDIS.
realize the futility of all this and build a nice asylum for the world.(2) YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY!
>HAVE BATTLE TANK TRANSFORM INTO FLYING BATTLE TANK(1) IT TRANSFORMS INTO A FLYING WRECK WHEN THE COPS FIRE AN RPG INTO IT.
>FLY TO WORK, BLASTING PASSERSBY IN THE PROCESS WITH MAIN CANNON
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 17 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 21 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 15
Post by: Corai on December 13, 2012, 10:27:40 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 13, 2012, 10:30:57 pm
Post by: Persus13 on December 13, 2012, 10:34:00 pm
Kill Xantalos.
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on December 13, 2012, 10:40:40 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 13, 2012, 10:48:46 pm
Interesting analogy.
Not sure what to think about being a white-haired guy with rocks for arms and red skin...I think I won, but I didn't watch the video very far.
Get food, water, etc. Comfort employee. Split work and continue. Make AI excellent, but have varying levels.
Post by: misko27 on December 13, 2012, 11:04:00 pm
>Joyride time!
Post by: Xantalos on December 13, 2012, 11:29:22 pm
FLY TO WORK
CONTEMPTUOUSLY BITCHSLAP PERSUS13 OUT OF HIS BODY
THEN EAT HIS SOUL
WITH KETCHUP
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 14, 2012, 07:40:09 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 14, 2012, 11:51:48 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 14, 2012, 12:29:59 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 14, 2012, 06:26:33 pm
>GO ALL TERMINATOR ON THE POLICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o6CH4fBFo0&t=42s)
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 14, 2012, 07:16:27 pm
>Steal the TARDIS and go to work.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 14, 2012, 09:55:22 pm
LEAVE MENTALLY SCARRED NINJA ON SIDEWALK, TELLING HIM NEVER TO TOUCH ME AGAIN. KICK HIM IN BALLS AND MOVE ON TO FIND MORE NINJAS TO SCAR.(2) HE GRABS YOUR LEG, HOLDING YOU IN YOUR PLACE.
"PLZ MORE."
Scavenge warp drive from wreckage of car. Install it in my shoes.(5) YOU TAKE THE WARP DRIVE FROM THE ENGINE OF THE CAR AND PUT IT ON THE HEEL OF YOUR SHOE.
Respawn as a primordial being filled with the urge to kill players who the Gm is angry at.(1) YOU KILL YOURSELF.
Kill Xantalos.
>Continue to ride horse(which is now known as 'Federico, Eater of Souls') to work, making sure to trample as many pedestrians/other players as possible.(5) YOU AND FEDERICO RIDE ON, CRUSHING THE INNOCENT BENEATH YOUR FEET AND EATING GRASS.
Um.(5) YOU RECUPERATE, YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE NOT LEAVING YOUR SIDE. SHE FETCHES SUPPLIES FOR YOU WHENEVER NECCESARY. (1) "Don't worry. When I die, I'll kill you too." (4)SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE SCARED.
Interesting analogy.
Not sure what to think about being a white-haired guy with rocks for arms and red skin...I think I won, but I didn't watch the video very far.
Get food, water, etc. Comfort employee. Split work and continue. Make AI excellent, but have varying levels.
>Assualt Police car. Kill people in side.(5) YOU LEAP INTO THE WINDOW OF THE POLICE CAR, GRABBING THE DRIVERS HEAD AS YOU FLY INSIDE. LANDING IN THE SEAT WHILE STILL CLUTCHING THE MANS SKULL, YOU FOLLOW UP BY CRASHING HIM INTO THE OTHER MAN. THEN, YOU KICK OPEN THE DOOR AND DROP THEM OUT, YOU COP KILLING BASTARD. (6) YOU JOYRIDE INTO A WALL.
>Joyride time!
BORROW A HOVERSUIT/HOVERBOOTS FROM M. BISON(3) YOU RIP OFF THE HOOVES OF A BUFFALO AND PUT THEM ON. DUNNO, DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. (6) YOU FLY INTO SPACE, HEADING FOR A WORMHOLE TO BRING YOU TO WORK. SEEMS TO BE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN JUST DRIVING.
FLY TO WORK
CONTEMPTUOUSLY BITCHSLAP PERSUS13 OUT OF HIS BODY
THEN EAT HIS SOUL
WITH KETCHUP
RIDE MY DRAGON TO WORK(5) YOU RIDE IT. IT WANTS YOU TO RIDE IT SOMEHOW ELSE. EWW.
>OPEN BEER. DRINK BEER. WATCH TV.(4) YOU GET DRUNK AND WATCH TELEVISION, FEELING QUITE WHITE TRASH.
MAKE COMPANY NEW WORKPLACE.(1) IT'S THE NEW WORKPLACE OF A SWAT RAID DESIGNED TO STOP YOU.
>EMERGE FROM BURNING WRECKAGE WIELDING A MINIGUN AND GRENADE LAUNCHER(5) YOU TAKE OUT COPS, PULLING A MISKO. YOU TOO ARE A COLD BASTARD.
>GO ALL TERMINATOR ON THE POLICE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o6CH4fBFo0&t=42s)
>Respawn next to the TARDIS.(6) YOU RESPAWN WITH YOUR ARM JAMMED WITHIN THE TARDIS. (6) YOU HIJACK THE TARDIS, AT LEAST UNTIL THE DOCTOR SHOWS BACK UP. IN HIS ANTI-HERO INCARNATION. THIS MEANS HE KILLS YOU.
>Steal the TARDIS and go to work.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 17 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:17
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 20 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 21 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 12
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 14, 2012, 09:57:16 pm
KNOW WHAT, I HAVE A DRAGON. F*CK WORK.
LEARN DARK MAGICS FROM MY DRAGON. IF IT DOESN'T KNOW ANY, LEARN SOME ANYWAY.
USE MY NEW KNOWLEDGE, OR JUST THE F*CKING DRAGON, TO KILL SOME INNOCENT CIVILIANS
Post by: Xantalos on December 14, 2012, 09:57:45 pm
OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN CASSANDRA'S TORSO
BUST OUT HER CHEST HESTBURSTER STYLE
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on December 14, 2012, 10:06:39 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 14, 2012, 10:12:11 pm
>Respawn in a clear area near the TARDIS.
>Appologize to the Doctor.
>Ask what he is doing here.
Post by: misko27 on December 14, 2012, 10:36:30 pm
>Engage in shooting as I flee cops.
Post by: Persus13 on December 14, 2012, 10:37:45 pm
Post by: Corai on December 14, 2012, 10:38:24 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 14, 2012, 10:43:09 pm
Respawn as primordial being. Go medieval on Xantalos. (Aka smash him with a mace and chain)
Go medieval on Xantalos. (Aka smash him with a mace and chain)
(Aka smash him with a mace and chain)
mace and chain
mace and chain
I am dissappoint. Some primordial being YOU are.
*Xantalos leaves in a huff, muttering about youngsters and their new-fangled dingle-dangles and how back in it's day, they killed their enemies with their fists*
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 14, 2012, 11:29:12 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 14, 2012, 11:32:10 pm
Suddenly jump up and teleport in front of Persus, Uppercutting him with a Power Glove (IT'S SO BAD.)!...I approve.
so, so bad
Post by: Cassandra on December 15, 2012, 12:16:50 am
((Shouldn't I be so very far from work?))
Post by: Slayerhero90 on December 15, 2012, 01:35:00 am
Post by: Cassandra on December 15, 2012, 01:36:03 am
Meow!
I want to see the results of a one for this.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 15, 2012, 02:14:14 am
Could be amusing...Meow!I want to see the results of a one for this.
Keep working on game's AI.
Inb4 "[6] You create an apocalyptic AI which conquers the world. Respawn?"
Post by: Vorthon on December 15, 2012, 03:16:09 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 15, 2012, 03:20:28 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 15, 2012, 06:00:47 pm
Post by: Dirg on December 15, 2012, 06:33:51 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 16, 2012, 12:54:02 pm
SHOULDN'T I GET CLOSER TO WORK FOR GOING TOWARDS WORK?(1) YOU LEARN THE DARK MAGIC A DRRAGON USES TO DIGEST ITS FOOD. FIRST HAND.
KNOW WHAT, I HAVE A DRAGON. F*CK WORK.
LEARN DARK MAGICS FROM MY DRAGON. IF IT DOESN'T KNOW ANY, LEARN SOME ANYWAY.
USE MY NEW KNOWLEDGE, OR JUST THE F*CKING DRAGON, TO KILL SOME INNOCENT CIVILIANS
GO INTO WORMHOLE(1vs4) NO. THE OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN ALDUINS INTESTINES. THEN YOU'RE DISSOLVING.
OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN CASSANDRA'S TORSO
BUST OUT HER CHEST HESTBURSTER STYLE
>Pull out a guitar and compose an epic song describing mine and Federico's excellence. And obviously, continue onwards to work, crushing innocents beneath Federico's mighty hooves.(1) YOU ARE STRUCK WITH THE NEED FOR A GUITAR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S LACKING STRINGS. IT STRIKES YOU THEN THAT YOUR INTESTINES MAKE FANTASTIC GUITAR STRINGS. THEN, IT STRIKES YOU THAT YOU NEED YOUR INTESTINES.
(Not an action: shouldn't I be closer to work due to using the TARDIS?)((NAW. THE TARDIS IS ALSO 20 MILES AWAY.))
>Respawn in a clear area near the TARDIS.
>Appologize to the Doctor.
>Ask what he is doing here.
(6) YOU RESPAWN IN THE AREA NEAR THE SECOND TO LAST TARDIS, WHICH IS FLOATING IN SPACE. YOU EXPLODE.
>Back up. and DRIVE BABY DRIVE. ATTRACT ALL THE COPS I CAN! HONK HORNS, TELL THEM WHERE I AM OVER THE RADIO, GO NUTS!(6) YOU ATTRACT ALL THE COPS YOU CAN. ALL THE COPS YOU CAN ATTRACT GO AND KILL YOU.
>Engage in shooting as I flee cops.
Respawn as primordial being. Go medieval on Xantalos. (Aka smash him with a mace and chain)(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A BASIC EUKARYOTE. (2) IT'S DIFFICULT TO WIELD A MACE AS A SINGLE CELLULAR BEING.
PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND THROW HIM INFRONT OF MISKO TO BE RUN OVER. GO SAINTS ROW THREE ON MISKO'S PURSUERS. ENGAGE IN SHOOTING THE COPS.(2) HE DODGES IT, BEING A NINJA, BEFORE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO LATCH ONTO YOU BETTER.
Suddenly jump up and teleport in front of Persus, Uppercutting him with a Power Glove (IT'S SO BAD.)!(3vs3) THE POWER GLOVE INFECTS YOUR PUNCH, MAKING IT SOOO BAD TOO.
Kill Xantalos. Painfully, and then let Alduin have his turn with Xantalos.(2) YOU PUNCH ALDUINS STOMACH, HOPING THAT IT SOMEHOW MARS XANTALOS' BODY.
((Shouldn't I be so very far from work?))
"Hun, why are you doing that?"
Meow!(6)HISSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc)
(1) YOU WRITE AI ON A PIECE OF PAPER. (5) YOUR EMPLOYEE TAKES THAT AND CRAFTS A SPECTACULAR AI FROM IT.Could be amusing...Meow!I want to see the results of a one for this.
Keep working on game's AI.
Inb4 "[6] You create an apocalyptic AI which conquers the world. Respawn?"
Activate my new warpshoes and warpstep to work. Invent new musical genre based on bubbles of warped spacetime.(1) YOU WARPSTEP INTO THE PATH OF A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
Walk to mars(2) YOUR LEGS SNAP, YOUR MUSCLES TIRE FROM THE STRAIN OF TRYING TO WALK TO ANOTHER PLANET.
WAKE UP FROM CRAZY DREAM I HAD ABOUT BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND REALIZE I ACTUALLY WORKED LATE LAST NIGHT, SO JUST SLEPT UNDER MY DESK AT WORK INSTEAD OF GOING HOME.(6) YOU THEN REALIZE WHY YOU WORKED SO LATE. YOUR LIFE HAS NO MEANING, OTHER THAN WORK. SO YOU KILL YOURSELF.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 20 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 20 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 16, 2012, 12:54:32 pm
SHOULDN'T I GET CLOSER TO WORK FOR GOING TOWARDS WORK?(1) YOU LEARN THE DARK MAGIC A DRRAGON USES TO DIGEST ITS FOOD. FIRST HAND.
KNOW WHAT, I HAVE A DRAGON. F*CK WORK.
LEARN DARK MAGICS FROM MY DRAGON. IF IT DOESN'T KNOW ANY, LEARN SOME ANYWAY.
USE MY NEW KNOWLEDGE, OR JUST THE F*CKING DRAGON, TO KILL SOME INNOCENT CIVILIANS
GO INTO WORMHOLE(1vs4) NO. THE OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN ALDUINS INTESTINES. THEN YOU'RE DISSOLVING.
OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN CASSANDRA'S TORSO
BUST OUT HER CHEST HESTBURSTER STYLE
>Pull out a guitar and compose an epic song describing mine and Federico's excellence. And obviously, continue onwards to work, crushing innocents beneath Federico's mighty hooves.(1) YOU ARE STRUCK WITH THE NEED FOR A GUITAR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S LACKING STRINGS. IT STRIKES YOU THEN THAT YOUR INTESTINES MAKE FANTASTIC GUITAR STRINGS. THEN, IT STRIKES YOU THAT YOU NEED YOUR INTESTINES.
(Not an action: shouldn't I be closer to work due to using the TARDIS?)((NAW. THE TARDIS IS ALSO 20 MILES AWAY.))
>Respawn in a clear area near the TARDIS.
>Appologize to the Doctor.
>Ask what he is doing here.
(6) YOU RESPAWN IN THE AREA NEAR THE SECOND TO LAST TARDIS, WHICH IS FLOATING IN SPACE. YOU EXPLODE.
>Back up. and DRIVE BABY DRIVE. ATTRACT ALL THE COPS I CAN! HONK HORNS, TELL THEM WHERE I AM OVER THE RADIO, GO NUTS!(6) YOU ATTRACT ALL THE COPS YOU CAN. ALL THE COPS YOU CAN ATTRACT GO AND KILL YOU.
>Engage in shooting as I flee cops.
Respawn as primordial being. Go medieval on Xantalos. (Aka smash him with a mace and chain)(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A BASIC EUKARYOTE. (2) IT'S DIFFICULT TO WIELD A MACE AS A SINGLE CELLULAR BEING.
PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND THROW HIM INFRONT OF MISKO TO BE RUN OVER. GO SAINTS ROW THREE ON MISKO'S PURSUERS. ENGAGE IN SHOOTING THE COPS.(2) HE DODGES IT, BEING A NINJA, BEFORE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO LATCH ONTO YOU BETTER.
Suddenly jump up and teleport in front of Persus, Uppercutting him with a Power Glove (IT'S SO BAD.)!(3vs3) THE POWER GLOVE INFECTS YOUR PUNCH, MAKING IT SOOO BAD TOO.
Kill Xantalos. Painfully, and then let Alduin have his turn with Xantalos.(2) YOU PUNCH ALDUINS STOMACH, HOPING THAT IT SOMEHOW MARS XANTALOS' BODY.
((Shouldn't I be so very far from work?))
"Hun, why are you doing that?"
Meow!(6)HISSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc)
(1) YOU WRITE AI ON A PIECE OF PAPER. (5) YOUR EMPLOYEE TAKES THAT AND CRAFTS A SPECTACULAR AI FROM IT.Could be amusing...Meow!I want to see the results of a one for this.
Keep working on game's AI.
Inb4 "[6] You create an apocalyptic AI which conquers the world. Respawn?"
Activate my new warpshoes and warpstep to work. Invent new musical genre based on bubbles of warped spacetime.(1) YOU WARPSTEP INTO THE PATH OF A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
Walk to mars(2) YOUR LEGS SNAP, YOUR MUSCLES TIRE FROM THE STRAIN OF TRYING TO WALK TO ANOTHER PLANET.
WAKE UP FROM CRAZY DREAM I HAD ABOUT BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND REALIZE I ACTUALLY WORKED LATE LAST NIGHT, SO JUST SLEPT UNDER MY DESK AT WORK INSTEAD OF GOING HOME.(6) YOU THEN REALIZE WHY YOU WORKED SO LATE. YOUR LIFE HAS NO MEANING, OTHER THAN WORK. SO YOU KILL YOURSELF.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 20 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 20 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 16, 2012, 12:55:39 pm
SHOULDN'T I GET CLOSER TO WORK FOR GOING TOWARDS WORK?(1) YOU LEARN THE DARK MAGIC A DRRAGON USES TO DIGEST ITS FOOD. FIRST HAND.
KNOW WHAT, I HAVE A DRAGON. F*CK WORK.
LEARN DARK MAGICS FROM MY DRAGON. IF IT DOESN'T KNOW ANY, LEARN SOME ANYWAY.
USE MY NEW KNOWLEDGE, OR JUST THE F*CKING DRAGON, TO KILL SOME INNOCENT CIVILIANS
GO INTO WORMHOLE(1vs4) NO. THE OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN ALDUINS INTESTINES. THEN YOU'RE DISSOLVING.
OTHER SIDE IS LOCATED WITHIN CASSANDRA'S TORSO
BUST OUT HER CHEST HESTBURSTER STYLE
>Pull out a guitar and compose an epic song describing mine and Federico's excellence. And obviously, continue onwards to work, crushing innocents beneath Federico's mighty hooves.(1) YOU ARE STRUCK WITH THE NEED FOR A GUITAR, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S LACKING STRINGS. IT STRIKES YOU THEN THAT YOUR INTESTINES MAKE FANTASTIC GUITAR STRINGS. THEN, IT STRIKES YOU THAT YOU NEED YOUR INTESTINES.
(Not an action: shouldn't I be closer to work due to using the TARDIS?)((NAW. THE TARDIS IS ALSO 20 MILES AWAY.))
>Respawn in a clear area near the TARDIS.
>Appologize to the Doctor.
>Ask what he is doing here.
(6) YOU RESPAWN IN THE AREA NEAR THE SECOND TO LAST TARDIS, WHICH IS FLOATING IN SPACE. YOU EXPLODE.
>Back up. and DRIVE BABY DRIVE. ATTRACT ALL THE COPS I CAN! HONK HORNS, TELL THEM WHERE I AM OVER THE RADIO, GO NUTS!(6) YOU ATTRACT ALL THE COPS YOU CAN. ALL THE COPS YOU CAN ATTRACT GO AND KILL YOU.
>Engage in shooting as I flee cops.
Respawn as primordial being. Go medieval on Xantalos. (Aka smash him with a mace and chain)(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A BASIC EUKARYOTE. (2) IT'S DIFFICULT TO WIELD A MACE AS A SINGLE CELLULAR BEING.
PUNCH HIM IN FACE AND THROW HIM INFRONT OF MISKO TO BE RUN OVER. GO SAINTS ROW THREE ON MISKO'S PURSUERS. ENGAGE IN SHOOTING THE COPS.(2) HE DODGES IT, BEING A NINJA, BEFORE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF THE SITUATION TO LATCH ONTO YOU BETTER.
Suddenly jump up and teleport in front of Persus, Uppercutting him with a Power Glove (IT'S SO BAD.)!(3vs3) THE POWER GLOVE INFECTS YOUR PUNCH, MAKING IT SOOO BAD TOO.
Kill Xantalos. Painfully, and then let Alduin have his turn with Xantalos.(2) YOU PUNCH ALDUINS STOMACH, HOPING THAT IT SOMEHOW MARS XANTALOS' BODY.
((Shouldn't I be so very far from work?))
"Hun, why are you doing that?"
Meow!(6)HISSS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF8fPkV9HNc)
(1) YOU WRITE AI ON A PIECE OF PAPER. (5) YOUR EMPLOYEE TAKES THAT AND CRAFTS A SPECTACULAR AI FROM IT.Could be amusing...Meow!I want to see the results of a one for this.
Keep working on game's AI.
Inb4 "[6] You create an apocalyptic AI which conquers the world. Respawn?"
Activate my new warpshoes and warpstep to work. Invent new musical genre based on bubbles of warped spacetime.(1) YOU WARPSTEP INTO THE PATH OF A NUCLEAR WEAPON.
Walk to mars(2) YOUR LEGS SNAP, YOUR MUSCLES TIRE FROM THE STRAIN OF TRYING TO WALK TO ANOTHER PLANET.
WAKE UP FROM CRAZY DREAM I HAD ABOUT BEING STUCK IN TRAFFIC AND REALIZE I ACTUALLY WORKED LATE LAST NIGHT, SO JUST SLEPT UNDER MY DESK AT WORK INSTEAD OF GOING HOME.(6) YOU THEN REALIZE WHY YOU WORKED SO LATE. YOUR LIFE HAS NO MEANING, OTHER THAN WORK. SO YOU KILL YOURSELF.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 20 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 0 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 20 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
Post by: Xantalos on December 16, 2012, 01:00:48 pm
Burst out of Alduin'schest cavity as a chestburster, then slither into work.
Post by: misko27 on December 16, 2012, 01:04:15 pm
[Teleport to edge of atmosphere above work
Post by: Vorthon on December 16, 2012, 01:05:16 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 16, 2012, 01:08:13 pm
TRY AGAIN
DESTROY ANOTHER TOWN
MORE DRAGONS
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 16, 2012, 02:00:47 pm
Compliment employee's work.
While I'm at it, ask her name.
Create different AIs for different difficulty levels.
Post by: misko27 on December 16, 2012, 02:03:21 pm
I've never seen a triple post before.
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on December 16, 2012, 02:04:31 pm
>Go all Back to the Future and ride my hoverboard to work.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 16, 2012, 02:10:38 pm
Oh, BTW, C-C-C-C-combobreaker?I once did a quadruple post. Darn 504s...
I've never seen a triple post before.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 16, 2012, 03:09:04 pm
(I think that covers nearly all situations. Watch, I forget one and something extremely bad happens.)
Post by: Persus13 on December 16, 2012, 03:44:11 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 16, 2012, 03:56:58 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 16, 2012, 05:09:05 pm
Post by: Corai on December 16, 2012, 06:43:27 pm
GO ATTACK POLICE OFFICERS AND GANSTERS. USE NINJA AS SHIELD.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 17, 2012, 09:46:54 pm
But wait, if I'm in Alduin's intestines, and Alduin is 0 miles from work, shouldn't I be?((Alduin works somewhere else. He works inside Cassandra.))
Burst out of Alduin'schest cavity as a chestburster, then slither into work.
(1) HE FINISHES DIGESTING YOU.
Hmm. The atmosphere is 7 miles high yes?(5) YOU TELEPORT TO THE TOP OF THE ATMOSPHERE, THEN YOU START TO FALL. BETTER FIX THAT.
[Teleport to edge of atmosphere above work
WARPSTEP AWAY FROM THE NUKE AND TOWARDS WORK(5) YOU CONTINUE WARPSTEPPING, PORTING AWAY FROM THE NUKE AND SAVING YOURSELF.
DESTROY TOWN(3) YOU DESTROY A SMALL TOWN, CAUSING A HERO TO RISE UP AGAINST YOU!
TRY AGAIN
DESTROY ANOTHER TOWN
MORE DRAGONS
Three AIs, yes!(3+1)"Oh! Thank you, sir!"(3+1)"Michelle. Michelle Silver"
Compliment employee's work.
While I'm at it, ask her name.
Create different AIs for different difficulty levels.
'kay, horses are a bit boring, honestly. So...(2) BUT THEY WEREN'T INVENTED IN TIME...
>Go all Back to the Future and ride my hoverboard to work.
>Respawn with my own version of the TARDIS with it being on the ground, on Earth in a field that has no one-else on it, and the TARDIS being three feet to my left, unlocked and in perfect condition without it having a Time Lord, and I can pilot the TARDIS.(4) YOU GET YOUR STUPID PERFECT SITUATIONS.
(I think that covers nearly all situations. Watch, I forget one and something extremely bad happens.)
use asexual reproduction to make me into an army. Go medieval on Xantalos.(3) YOU SPLIT INTO TWO, AND PLAN TO INFECT XANTALOS. (1VS1) DESPITE HIS LACK OF REALLY, ANY HYGIENE PRACTICES, YOU STILL FAIL AT INFECTING HIM.
Relize I fell asleep on my workplace and that I have been dreaming. Then wake up.(4) AND?
>SUMMON TYPE-52 TROOP CARRIER, FLY TO WORK WHILE BLASTING POLICE HQ WITH MAIN CANNONS(3) A CHILD PRESENTS YOU WITH ONE OF HIS TOYS, WHICH YOU PROMPTLY STEP ON WHILE SCREAMING ABOUT KILLING COPS.
"FINE. BUT I'M USING YOU AS A HUMAN SHIELD."(5) THE GANSTERS AND COPS DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. YOU SICK BASTARD.
GO ATTACK POLICE OFFICERS AND GANSTERS. USE NINJA AS SHIELD.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 20 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 0 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 7 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 17, 2012, 09:48:49 pm
Post by: Persus13 on December 17, 2012, 09:52:20 pm
Post by: SomeStupidGuy on December 17, 2012, 09:52:49 pm
Post by: misko27 on December 17, 2012, 09:52:59 pm
>Call friend from work. Tell them to put out a big fall-absorbign matress in the parking lot.
>Attempt to slow Terminal Velocity by increasing Surface area.
Post by: Vorthon on December 17, 2012, 09:53:41 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 17, 2012, 09:57:26 pm
Sculpt new form out of stomach acids of Alduin.
Travel through digestive track, get excreted, go to work.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 17, 2012, 10:15:37 pm
Strap on my Virtual Boy and LAZOR Persus!
Post by: Corai on December 17, 2012, 10:32:38 pm
A HOSPITAL FULL OF EVIL PEOPLE THAT IS. LIKE, A HOSPITAL FOR OTHER UNIVERSES' BIG BADS. AND SERIAL KILLERS. THOSE PEOPLE.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 17, 2012, 10:41:31 pm
GO SHOOT UP A HOSPITAL.Like a ward for the criminally insane?
A HOSPITAL FULL OF EVIL PEOPLE THAT IS. LIKE, A HOSPITAL FOR OTHER UNIVERSES' BIG BADS. AND SERIAL KILLERS. THOSE PEOPLE.
Post by: Corai on December 17, 2012, 10:45:09 pm
GO SHOOT UP A HOSPITAL.Like a ward for the criminally insane?
A HOSPITAL FULL OF EVIL PEOPLE THAT IS. LIKE, A HOSPITAL FOR OTHER UNIVERSES' BIG BADS. AND SERIAL KILLERS. THOSE PEOPLE.
NO. EVERY BIG BAD FALLS AND BREAKS THEIR LEG, AND SINCE NO PLACE IN THEIR UNIVERSE WILL HELP THEM THEY COME TO WHEREVER THIS PLACE IS.
MEANING I'M GONNA GO KILL DEFENSELESS CRIPPLES.
:D
Post by: Xantalos on December 18, 2012, 12:31:43 am
*increases insurance*GO SHOOT UP A HOSPITAL.Like a ward for the criminally insane?
A HOSPITAL FULL OF EVIL PEOPLE THAT IS. LIKE, A HOSPITAL FOR OTHER UNIVERSES' BIG BADS. AND SERIAL KILLERS. THOSE PEOPLE.
NO. EVERY BIG BAD FALLS AND BREAKS THEIR LEG, AND SINCE NO PLACE IN THEIR UNIVERSE WILL HELP THEM THEY COME TO WHEREVER THIS PLACE IS.
MEANING I'M GONNA GO KILL DEFENSELESS CRIPPLES.
:D
Post by: Onyxjew944 on December 18, 2012, 07:14:19 am
KILL HIM
EAT HIS SOUL TO INCREASE MY POWER
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 18, 2012, 09:43:45 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 18, 2012, 11:54:34 am
BE AWESOME.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 19, 2012, 12:00:49 am
Having made a good AI, work on the setting. Something creative and clever.(4) YOU COME UP WITH AN INTERESTING, BUT NOT TOO ORIGINAL SETTING. IT BORROWS MUCH FROM EXISTING SETTINGS, BUT PUTS AN ORIGINAL TWIST ON IT.
continue reproducing. Infect Xantalos.(1) YOUR MANY, MANY COMPONENTS ALL COMMIT RITUAL SUICIDE FOR BEING SUCH UNGODLY FAILURES.
>Skateboard, then. I will emulate Michael J. Fox somehow.(1) YOU SKATEBOARD, AND IT'S PRETTY RADICAL UNTIL YOU DO A GNARLY FACEPLANT INTO THE NUKE VORTHON WAS ESCAPING.
Remember kids, if your idea is stupid enough, No matter what you roll you will get it.(4) THEY PUT DOWN A PRETTY BIG MATRESS, WHILE YOU (5) BEGIN TO STRETCH YOUR SKIN LIKE SOME AWFUL, AWFUL SUPERHERO. ALL IN ALL, IT'S LOOKING PRETTY GOOD FOR YOU.
>Call friend from work. Tell them to put out a big fall-absorbign matress in the parking lot.
>Attempt to slow Terminal Velocity by increasing Surface area.
[1 TURN TO IMPACT]
Keep Warpstepping towards work.(5) YOU CONTINUE PORTING TO YOUR WORK.
((PETA! We got a live one!))(5) YOU TAKE THE DRRAGON STOMACH ACID AND FORGE IT INTO A NEW BODY FOR YOURSELF, WHICH (5) SLIDES THROUGH ALDUINS INTESTINES LIKE A LIQUID SHOULD, SPLATTERING ONTO THE GROUND DISGUSTINGLY.
Sculpt new form out of stomach acids of Alduin.
Travel through digestive track, get excreted, go to work.
Hm....What other incredibly bad gaming systems are there...AHA!(4) YUP. IT'S NOT QUITE AS BAD THOUGH.
Strap on my Virtual Boy and LAZOR Persus!
GO SHOOT UP A HOSPITAL.(6) YOU RUN INTO THE VILLAIN HOSPITAL AND SHOOT BLACK SHADOW IN THE LEG. THEN YOU REALIZE PRECISELY WHERE YOU ARE: A ROOM FULL OF THE MOST EVIL MEN IN HISTORY. AND YOU JUST ATTACKED ONE OF THEIR OWN.
A HOSPITAL FULL OF EVIL PEOPLE THAT IS. LIKE, A HOSPITAL FOR OTHER UNIVERSES' BIG BADS. AND SERIAL KILLERS. THOSE PEOPLE.
LAUGH AT PUNY HERO(1) YOU BEGIN TO TAKE THE TIME TO DO YOUR EVIL LAUGH, AS TRADITION DICTATES, BUT THE HERO THROWS HIS MAGIC SWORD OR WHATEVER HE HAS, AND IT STRIKES YOU DOWN. YOUNGSTERS. NO RESPECT FOR TRADITION.
KILL HIM
EAT HIS SOUL TO INCREASE MY POWER
Travel to work using the TARDIS.(5) YOU CONTINUE BEING STUPID AND BORING.
CONTINUE WORKING.(1) YOUR WORK, FOR SOME REASON, INCLUDES RITUAL SUICIDE. BETTER SUCK UP TO THE BOSS!
BE AWESOME.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 13 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 18 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 0 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 3 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
Post by: misko27 on December 19, 2012, 12:04:47 am
>Take cat-nap to get back energy (Watch me get a 6)
>Brace for impact.
Post by: Cassandra on December 19, 2012, 12:05:05 am
"So, what do you do for fun, anyway?"
Post by: Corai on December 19, 2012, 12:05:52 am
AND FUCKING MAKE HIM CRY.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 19, 2012, 12:06:00 am
Post by: Vorthon on December 19, 2012, 12:07:49 am
Figure out what the fuck is wrong with my warpshoes.
Post by: Xantalos on December 19, 2012, 12:14:10 am
Enter work, attempting to make myself into an acid elemental while doing so.
Post by: Cassandra on December 19, 2012, 12:15:47 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 19, 2012, 12:17:37 am
((Alduin, and I, aren't anywhere near work. I left the job, remember?))No. Where are you?
Post by: Cassandra on December 19, 2012, 12:25:32 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 19, 2012, 12:29:15 am
Flying away. Far away.Still listed as 0 miles away from work.
Therefore, I get to work, as a shit-covered acid elemental.
CLOSE ENOUGH
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 19, 2012, 07:42:32 am
Tell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.Spinal already explained that you don't work at the same place.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 19, 2012, 11:26:48 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 19, 2012, 11:28:24 am
MehtaTell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.Spinal already explained that you don't work at the same place.
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 19, 2012, 11:31:58 am
ROLL A 5.
Post by: da_nang on December 19, 2012, 07:38:23 pm
>GLASS POLICE HQ WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT
Post by: Persus13 on December 19, 2012, 08:27:04 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 20, 2012, 11:55:42 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 20, 2012, 08:01:20 pm
This plan is working far better then I anticipated. It shouldn't. That was a really stupid idea. Oh well, If the dice say so...(2) YOU CAN'T FALL ASLEEP... (2) YOU CAN GO SPLAT ONTO THE GROUND HOWEVER.
>Take cat-nap to get back energy (Watch me get a 6)
>Brace for impact.
Find out where we are flying."Eat souls. Kill innocents. Usual worlds eater things. (5) MOUTH OF THE WORLD, LOOKS LIKE.
"So, what do you do for fun, anyway?"
FIND HITLER.(2) YOU WILL. AS SOON AS YOU CAN FIND A WAY PAST ALL THESE GUARDS.
AND FUCKING MAKE HIM CRY.
Invent clever new mechanic to make playing game unique, but don't include in the code yet.(2) LET'S SEE... LET'S SEE... SUPRISINGLY, IT'S DIFFICULT TO THINK OF A CLEVER GAMEPLAY MECHANIC.
What the hell. A warp drive doesn't even leave normal space. It just warps it.(2) LOOKS LIKE IT'S BROKEN.
Figure out what the fuck is wrong with my warpshoes.
Tell GM that I should be 0 miles from work since Alduin is at work and I just came out his ass.(4) YOU CONVINCE THE GM TO MOVE YOU CLOSER. BESIDES, CASSANDRA DOESN'T WORK AT WORK ANYMORE, REMEMBER? SHE WORKS ON ALDUIN. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
Enter work, attempting to make myself into an acid elemental while doing so.
>Realize that I no longer need work and go to some random time and place where I won't be killed within an hour of stepping out of the TARDIS.(2) THE TARDIS SHUTS ITS DOOR ON YOU.
CONTINUE WORKING.(5) YOU GET BACK TO WORK, ACCOMPLISHING A GOOD DEAL. (4) NO FUK YOU.
ROLL A 5.
>TELEPORT TO SUPERCARRIER IN SPACE(3) YOU TELEPORT TO THE BORG SUPERCARRIER IN ORBIT. (3) THEY SHATTER SOME INTERNAL WINDOWS AND THROW SOME GLASS AT THE HQ.
>GLASS POLICE HQ WITH ORBITAL PLASMA BOMBARDMENT
kill greenstarfanatic
KEEP LAZOR-ING HIM! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!(5vs1) WHILE GREENSTAR SCREMS "I'MMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!" PERSUS JUST SHOOTS HIM.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 13 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:20 miles
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 16 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 18 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 0 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 20 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 20
DIRG: 20
Post by: misko27 on December 20, 2012, 08:16:16 pm
>Run. Urgently.
Post by: Persus13 on December 20, 2012, 08:16:43 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 20, 2012, 08:17:59 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 20, 2012, 08:25:53 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 20, 2012, 10:52:31 pm
Post by: da_nang on December 21, 2012, 03:06:46 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 21, 2012, 09:48:21 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 21, 2012, 02:22:26 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on December 21, 2012, 09:37:21 pm
Post by: Corai on December 21, 2012, 09:40:36 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on December 31, 2012, 01:16:12 pm
>Obtain gloves of runnig urgently.(2) AS SOON AS YOU EQUIP THEM A SCOUT FLANKS YOU BEFORE PLANTING TWO FAN SHOTS INTO YOU.
>Run. Urgently.
(lots of 2s) Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"(2) YOU WOULD, BUT YOU FORGOT HOW TO WRITE.
Throw warpshoes at something(3) THEY HIT THE WALL, THEN LAND ON THE GROUND WITH A THUMP.
Turn into Arnold Shwartznegger and drag work closer to me.(4)YOU DRAG THE WORK SLIGHTLY CLOSER TO YOURSELF.
Keep thinking.(1) YOU THINK SO HARD YOU HAVE A STROKE! (2) YOUR SIDEKICK BAWLS OVER YOUR CORPSE INEFFECTUALLY!
>ASSIMILATE THE BORG INTO MY COLLECTIVE(6) YOU BRING THEM INTO YOUR COLLECTIVE. THEN THEY, BEING MANY TIMES MORE NUMEROUS THAN YOU, OVERTHROW AND ASSIMILATE YOU.
>Try previous action again.(4)YOU GO TO MEDIEVAL SIBERIA.
BANANA.(1) YOU ARE DEAD. NOT BIG SUPRISE.
GO TO THE COUNTER AND SAY I'M HERE TO VISIT ADOLF HITLER. IF THIS FAILS, FIGHT MY WAY TO HIM.(2) THEY TAZE YOU AS SOON AS YOU START TALKING ABOUT HITLER.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
Post by: Xantalos on December 31, 2012, 01:22:22 pm
Grab leader board and beat everyone else to death with it
Post by: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 01:25:06 pm
Post by: Vorthon on December 31, 2012, 01:28:26 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 01:33:38 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on December 31, 2012, 02:22:01 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on December 31, 2012, 04:15:13 pm
No matter the roll, REND THE UNIVERSE ASUNDER
OR SUMMON CTHULHU IF NOT SUCCESFULL.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on December 31, 2012, 04:56:50 pm
PUT ON A TURTLE LICKER HAT AND ABOLISH WORK ALTOGETHER
Post by: da_nang on January 01, 2013, 02:10:45 pm
Post by: Persus13 on January 01, 2013, 02:32:20 pm
Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"
Post by: Slayerhero90 on January 01, 2013, 04:16:32 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 03, 2013, 04:41:12 pm
Teleport to work(2) YOU PUT YOUR FINGER TO YOUR FOREHEAD, INSTANEOUS TRANSMISSIONS STYLE. IT DOESN'T WORK.
Grab leader board and beat everyone else to death with it
Oh fuckies. Respawn as spy with deadringer and continue on my merry way.(4) YOU CONTINUE ON, THOUGHTS OF SCOUTS MOM ON YOUR MIND.
Summon Mephistopheles, sell soul in exchange for being teleported to work.(5) YOU ARE AT WORK. GOD IT'S BORING HERE. YOU HATE YOUR JOB.
Come back to life. Reveal great idea for the game I had while in the afterlife's waiting room. Try to implement it after backing up the game.(4,5) YOU COME BACK TO LIFE, AND WITH YOUR LIFE RETURNING TO THE HQ, SO DOES YOUR FANTASTICE IDEA. (6) YOU DELETE THE GAME IN FAVOR OF SIMPLY PUTTING IN YOUR IDEA. YOUR UNDERLING GIVES YOU AN ODD LOOK BEFORE (6) CODING A NEW GAME AS WELL.
>Try previous action again.(4) PREHISTORIC MADAGASCAR.
You missed my action!(3) YOU REND YOUR MOMS UNIVERSE ASUNDER. LULZ. YOUR MOM JOKES.
No matter the roll, REND THE UNIVERSE ASUNDER
OR SUMMON CTHULHU IF NOT SUCCESFULL.
ALRIGHT THAT'S IT.(3) YOU PUT ON A TURTLE LICKER AS A HAT. (5) YOU OUTLAW WORK.
PUT ON A TURTLE LICKER HAT AND ABOLISH WORK ALTOGETHER
>OVERPOWER THE BORG THROUGH POLITICAL SHENANIGANS AND REASSIMILATE THEM BACK(1) THEY FINISH CRUSHING YOUR INDIVIDUAL MINDS.
(1) YOU ARE KILLED FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO WRITE.Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"
COCONUT(4) COCUNUT.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on January 03, 2013, 04:42:07 pm
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Post by: Tavik Toth on January 03, 2013, 04:56:32 pm
Post by: Persus13 on January 03, 2013, 05:08:47 pm
Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"
Post by: Vorthon on January 03, 2013, 05:09:38 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 03, 2013, 05:28:05 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on January 03, 2013, 07:36:03 pm
Post by: misko27 on January 03, 2013, 07:37:55 pm
Sap GWG's stuff, including the computer with his new game in it. Laugh evilly.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 09:00:04 pm
Also, "Spah sappin' mah PC!"
Once recoding the game is done, back it up several times. CD, flash drive, secure online storage site, etc. Also submit a copyright application, make sure the game is playable, and get beta testers.
Post by: Slayerhero90 on January 04, 2013, 12:02:05 am
Kumquat :()
Post by: Xantalos on January 24, 2013, 02:16:50 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 24, 2013, 10:46:44 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on January 24, 2013, 11:57:35 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 26, 2013, 12:44:45 am
CONTINUE TO WORK(1)UPON SOMEONE OFFHANDEDLY MENTIONING "Work is hell.", YOU CONCLUDE THE NECCESARY MEANS ARE HARIKIRI. UPON NOTICING YOUR NEW SURROUNDINGS, A HELLISH, VAST CAVERN, YOU CURSE THE MAN AND HIS FIGURATIVE LANGUAGE.
BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY
Go to work. Camly(1) SOMEONE CONSIDERABLY LESS CALM, LIKELY DUE TO THE SLAUGHTER AND HAVOC RECENTLY OCCURING, STABS YOU IN THE HEART WITH A SACRIFICIAL DAGGER.
(5)YOU SURE DO. HOLD THAT SIGN, TIGER.Hold up sign saying "will kill other players for food"
Rise to power within my workplace, hire crack team of lawyers to get me my soul back.(1) YOU TRY AND ESTABLISH A GLORIOUS COMMUNIST PARADISE IN YOUR WORKPLACE VIA REVOLUTION, BUT THE PREREQUISITES ARE NOT MET, AND YOU ARE EXECUTED.
>Try to reach work in TARDIS, again.(1) THE TARDIS EXPLODES.
APPLY HAT TO VORTHON(3) YOU GIVE HIM A GIBUS. YOU CRUEL FUCK.
Wait, I'm on leaderbaord? I made it to work? YES. MY JOB IS SPY. I KNEW IT.(1) YOU FORGET TO CHANGE FROM YOUR KNIFE TO THE SAPPER AND SLASH THE COMPUTER. THEN YOU EXPLODE. DAMN SENTRIES. ALSO, YOU DIDN'T GET ONTO THE LEADERBOARD FROM GETTING TO WORK, NEITHER DID CASS OR GWG.
Sap GWG's stuff, including the computer with his new game in it. Laugh evilly.
...Since when is a 6 "Do the opposite of what I wanted to do?" That's more 1 material.(You had the idea, right? So you really want to implement it, but you can't think of how to fit it into the current framework. So, being the logic loving B12er you are, to decide that the actual game isn't neccesary, all that needs to be implemented is your idea.))(3) YOUR ASSISTANT WALKS UP NEXT TO THE DESKTOP YOU'RE USING, STANDING SO CLOSE YOU CAN SMELL THE SHAMPOO IN HER HAIR. AND PERFUME. SHE HELPS YOU COMPILE. (3+1) THIS IS TAKING A WHILE.
Also, "Spah sappin' mah PC!"
Once recoding the game is done, back it up several times. CD, flash drive, secure online storage site, etc. Also submit a copyright application, make sure the game is playable, and get beta testers.
So what exactly's happening? I think I read something about me being dead.>>VAR KUMQUAT: FALSE
Kumquat :()
REND THE BLOODY UNIVERSE APART. DERM IT IF I FAIL.(2) YOU REND APART THE UNIVERSE OF BLOOD. BY THAT, I MEAN YOU REND YOUR MOMS BLOODY UNIVERSE. IT NEVER GETS OLD, EXCEPT FOR EVERY TIME. (6) YOU DERM YOURSELF.
LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on January 26, 2013, 12:50:44 am
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell
Post by: misko27 on January 26, 2013, 01:47:28 am
Backstab GWG, hide behind his computer or any other furniture to give me time to get into disguise, then sap.
Best, idea, disguise as him. To his assistant:"I don't actually like this idea very much. Furthermore, I will have no more need of your services. To recieve your last check, please send down the forms for dissolvement of the company, to my office."
Post by: Slayerhero90 on January 26, 2013, 01:57:18 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 26, 2013, 10:15:30 am
Continue compilation and such.
Post by: Vorthon on January 26, 2013, 01:44:41 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on January 26, 2013, 02:11:32 pm
Post by: Aseaheru on January 26, 2013, 02:11:50 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 26, 2013, 03:56:49 pm
Post by: da_nang on January 28, 2013, 11:35:31 am
>REPAIR MULTIVERSE
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 28, 2013, 06:32:28 pm
Take over Hell(5) HELL IS NOW YOUR DOMAIN. SO ORIGINAL! (NOT) (4) HELL CO ACCEPTS YOU AS ITS CEO, AND YOU BEGIN TO (2) REALIZE THERE ISN'T ANY WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT INFRASTRUCTURE. JUST DISNEY MERCHANDISE. (3) YUP.
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell
THEN SWITCH JOB TO SPY.(4) YOU STAB GWG IN THE BACK, THEN (4) DISGUISE, BEFORE (6) SAPPING HIS SENTRY. YOU TAKE A MOMENT TO TAUNT AND DECLOAK, BEFORE FEELING SOMETHING HEAVY AND METALLIC SMASH INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, THEN HEARING A LOUD CRACK.
Backstab GWG, hide behind his computer or any other furniture to give me time to get into disguise, then sap.
Best, idea, disguise as him. To his assistant:"I don't actually like this idea very much. Furthermore, I will have no more need of your services. To recieve your last check, please send down the forms for dissolvement of the company, to my office."
KIWI! C:(2) NO FRUITS ALLOWED!
Whatever. I barely remember what I was doing.(1) A LITTLE BUSY DYING. (5) YOUR ASSISTANT CRADLESS YOUR BODY IN HER ARMS, CRYING. AS THE TEARS FALL ONTO YOU, YOU FEEL POWER RETURNING TO YOUR LIMBS AND BODY AS A WHOLE. SHE STARES IN AWE AS YOU RECOVER.
Continue compilation and such.
Respawn, make warpshoes, warpstep to work.(4) YOU RESPAWN, THEN (1) GET DUBSTEPPED TO DEATH.
DERM ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. REND THEM APART AS PLAN B. IF THAT FAILS USE ALL OTHER DESTROY UNIVERSE PLANS.(4) YOU DERM'D ALL THE UNIVERSES, CONGRATS.
END GAME.(3) YOU'VE RUINED A BINDING OF ISSAC GAME. HAPPY?
Let me see, the last time the TARDIS exploded, cracks in time appeared that could retroactively delete people (ie. they were never born), and because of those cracks in time, the universe began to retroactively delete itself...that would mean game over...LOL U THINK I CARE?
>RE-EMERGE AS MULTIVERSE ANOMALY(4) YOU RESPAWN AS A QUANTUM MECHANIC AND GET TO WORK REPAIRING. (4) YOU DO SO.
>REPAIR MULTIVERSE
LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 28, 2013, 06:35:11 pm
Smack misko27 for killing me and sabotaging my work. Call the police. Press charges. Continue work.
Post by: Xantalos on January 28, 2013, 06:36:40 pm
Begin selling weapons to everyone, making massive profit.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 28, 2013, 07:10:14 pm
>Quit job
>Get new job exploring space-time
Post by: misko27 on January 28, 2013, 07:36:51 pm
Post by: Vorthon on January 28, 2013, 09:24:07 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on January 29, 2013, 05:35:53 pm
Somehow think this is You Always Roll 5 and wonder why no one is rolling 5.(3) YOU EFFEMINATLY SLAP HIS DECEASED FORM. (3) A MALL SECURITY NINJA TAKES THE BODY AWAY. (4) THE PROCEEDINGS BEGIN, AND YOU QUICKLY GAIN THE UPPER HAND. (2) BUT THE MENTAL SCARRING AND LAWSUITS AND SUCH DRAIN YOUR ABILITY TO WORK EFFICIENTLY. (6) YOUR ASSISTANT, HOWEVER, WORKS OVERTIME FOR YOU, HELPING YOU IMPROVE THE GAME.
Smack misko27 for killing me and sabotaging my work. Call the police. Press charges. Continue work.
Begin making weapons out of Disney merchandise, making the weapons even more deadly than normal.(4) MICKEY MOUSE DEATHTRAP IS LIVE. (1) BUT DISNEY DOESN'T LIKE THAT. NOPE IT DOESN'T. NOT. ONE. BIT.
Begin selling weapons to everyone, making massive profit.
>Get new TARDIS(2) TARDII ARE SOMEWHAT UNCOMMON, UNFORTUNATLY. (1) WHEN YOU QUIT, YOUR YANDERE BOSS CUTS YOU IN TWAIN.
>Quit job
>Get new job exploring space-time
After respawning and escapign jail if necessary, look around town for a flower store and bomb shop.(2) "I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!". TURNS OUT, YOU CAN'T BREAK THOSE CUFFS.
Respawn, take a fuckton of Turbo (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Turbo). and jog to work.(3) YOU RESPAWN AS A WANNA BE RAPPER, BEFORE (6) TAKING ALL THE TURBO YOU CAN AFFORD. (3) YOU START TO RUN, BUT YOU'RE HIT BY WITHDRAWL AND FALL ONTO THE GROUND.
LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: LordSlowpoke on January 29, 2013, 05:40:23 pm
Post by: Xantalos on January 29, 2013, 05:47:46 pm
Sell weapons to everybody.
VOTE FOR CONTINUE ME I DO DISS
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 06:29:01 pm
Continue work on game. Get it into a playable state, with minimal bugs and features fully implemented. Playtest.
...Try to remember what game I was working on. Some RTS?
Post by: Vorthon on January 29, 2013, 06:41:59 pm
Post by: misko27 on January 29, 2013, 08:01:10 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 30, 2013, 12:32:13 pm
>Get new job exploring space-time
Post by: da_nang on January 30, 2013, 05:34:06 pm
VOTE CONTINUE
Post by: Xantalos on February 22, 2013, 03:41:59 am
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 22, 2013, 05:57:39 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 22, 2013, 10:08:22 pm
UPEND THE TABLE AND START PLAYING DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS(3) YOU SMASH YOUR FISTS INTO THE MARBLE TABLE. IT HURTS, BUT YOU MANAGE NOT TO CRY BECAUSE YOU'RE A MAN.
Sue Disney for violating my copyright. I'm sure to win because I have almost every lawyer ever down here.(5) THE LAWYERS OF HELL UNITE, AND LIKE THE MONGOLS CRASHING UPON THE WALLS OF CHINA, YOU OVERWHELM DISNEY AND TAKE THEM FOR EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT.
Sell weapons to everybody.
VOTE FOR CONTINUE ME I DO DISS
Give assistant a raise.(6)YOU MAKE HER AN EQUAL PARTNER IN THE BUSINESS. SHE'S SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED AT ALL THE TRUST YOU'RE PUTTING INTO HER. (3) YOU POST A BLOG UPDATE ABOUT HOW YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO UPDATE YET. (1) THE PLAYTESTERS, SOME GUYS YOU GOT OFF OF XBOX LIVE, CLAIM IT'S "TTLY GHEY, 2 EZ 2 HAK. OTHR GUIZ BEET ME 2 EZ, LOL." THEN THEY TRASH YOUR OFFICE.She'd rather you put something else into her, if you haven't gotten the hint yet.
Continue work on game. Get it into a playable state, with minimal bugs and features fully implemented. Playtest.
...Try to remember what game I was working on. Some RTS?
MOAR TURBO. MAKE IT MYSELF IF NEED BE.(6) YOU GET TO WORK MAKING TURBO. AND THEN A FEW HOURS LATER, YOU AWAKEN IN A PRISON CELL.
Curse the dead ringer not allowing me to be invisble all the time. Regardless, stare guard into coma. Nick his keys and leave.(6) YOU STARE THE GUARD INTO A COMA. BY THE DESK. ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HALL. YOU TRY TO USE THE FORCE TO GRAB HIS KEYS... THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
>Get new TARDIS(6) YOU BREAK INTO ANOTHER TARDIS, WHEN YOU NOTICE YOU HAVE A GUEST. OR IS HE THE HOST? ANYWAY, HE JUST EITHER COMMITED THE DOUBLE CRIME OF BREAKING AND ENTERING AND MURDER, OR JUST THE CRIME OF MURDER.
>Get new job exploring space-time
>Use quantum mechanics to put everyone else back in their original, traffic-stuck car.(5) SKIDOOSH! SCIENCE SUCCESS!
VOTE CONTINUE
Build nuclear reactor. Leave it unattended until it melts down.(5) YOU BUILD A FISSION CHAMBER, THEN ALL OF THE SURROUNDING INFRASTRUCTURE, BRINGING IN PEOPLE TO WORK. (4) THEN IT GOES KERSPLODE.
LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on February 22, 2013, 10:16:21 pm
SELL WEAPONS TO MYSELF, INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF WEAPONS THAT I HAVE
Post by: misko27 on February 22, 2013, 10:17:11 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 22, 2013, 10:30:35 pm
Fix gaping holes in game.
Locate actual playtesters.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 22, 2013, 10:45:19 pm
Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.
Fix gaping holes in game.
Locate actual playtesters.
CAN WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS YET GODDAMN
HIJACK THIS GUY'S GAME TO WHAT I WANT PLAYED
Post by: Slayerhero90 on February 22, 2013, 11:13:28 pm
Post by: Vorthon on February 23, 2013, 01:35:15 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on February 23, 2013, 06:20:23 am
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 23, 2013, 07:17:45 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 23, 2013, 09:04:07 pm
HAVE VICTORY DANCE WITH NATHAN BARNATT(6) YOU TUCKER YOURSELF OUT DANCING, AND AWAKEN IN A FRAT HOUSE, FEELING VERY SORE.
SELL WEAPONS TO MYSELF, INCREASING THE AMOUNT OF WEAPONS THAT I HAVE
Develop Force powers. Lift the keys to me. I certainly have enough time.(1) YOU KEEP WAVING YOUR HANDS AROUND, AND A NEW GUARD GIVES YOU AN ODD LOOK.
Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.(2) THEY GIVE YOU A LESSON ON TRICKSHOTTING. 360 NOSCOPE LELELEL. (5) YOU FIX THE HOLES, WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING IT, MAYBE EVEN IMPROVING IT. AS PROGRAMMING GOES, YOU ARE A GOD. (6) YOU FIND THEM IN A PRISON, ALONGSIDE YOURSELF. I GUESS PRACTICING YOUR TRICKSHOTTING IRL WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.
Fix gaping holes in game.
Locate actual playtesters.
(5) YOU HACK INTO HIS PROGRAMMING AND CONVERT IT INTO DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS ONLINE. MEANWHILE, GWG'S ASSISTANT (1) CRIES.Collect damages from "playtesters" for trashing my office.
Fix gaping holes in game.
Locate actual playtesters.
CAN WE PLAY DUNGEONS AND BOULDERS YET GODDAMN
HIJACK THIS GUY'S GAME TO WHAT I WANT PLAYED
MEOW?(4) MEW.
BREAK OUT(5) YOU BREAK OUT AND BREAK IT DOWN.
Find a truck to drive.(1) YOU FIND A TRUCK, IF BY TRUCK, YOU MEAN MECHA, AND BY DRIVE, YOU MEAN BE CRUSHED UNDER.
Light the empire state building on fire from the top floor. Jump off. Spread my legs and fly.(4) YOU IGNITE THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. IT BEGINS TO SHUDDER. (2) YOU JUMP, BUT CAN'T CLEAR THE RAIL.
LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on February 23, 2013, 09:09:45 pm
SPONTANEOUSLY SHOOT MINI BARNATTS AT EVERYTHING
Post by: Vorthon on February 23, 2013, 09:16:22 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on February 23, 2013, 09:19:19 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 23, 2013, 09:38:10 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 23, 2013, 11:15:14 pm
Release game.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 24, 2013, 09:14:45 am
Sue Lord Slowpoke.
Release game.
COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 09:58:52 am
You stole my game AND don't understand how math or economics works.Sue Lord Slowpoke.COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
Release game.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 24, 2013, 10:21:43 am
You stole my game AND don't understand how math or economics works.Sue Lord Slowpoke.COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
Release game.
and since when has that stopped anyone from anything
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 24, 2013, 12:01:37 pm
He has a very valid point.You stole my game AND don't understand how math or economics works.Sue Lord Slowpoke.COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
Release game.
and since when has that stopped anyone from anything
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 12:28:18 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 12:41:48 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on February 24, 2013, 12:50:26 pm
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 01:02:25 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 24, 2013, 01:09:51 pm
GAIN ENERGY FROM DANCE(1) YOU PASS OUT FROM TOO MUCH DANCING.
SPONTANEOUSLY SHOOT MINI BARNATTS AT EVERYTHING
HULK OUT, RAMPAGE TO WORK.(1) THE HULK RIPS HIS WAY OUT OF YOUR LUNGS. THAT WAS UNEXPECTED.
Ressurect!(4) LIFE FLOWS BACK INTO YOUR BATTERED CORPSE.
Sue Lord Slowpoke.
Release game.
COUNTERSUE FOR 150% ROYALTIES ON GAME
Send lawyer who helped me when I went to jail to aid Lord Slowpoke's action. SUE HIS ASS. Also, make it 200% royalties, and give me 40% of it, giving Slowpoke 160% royalties.(1+1vs4) SLOWPOKE AND MISKO TRY AND GO ALL EA ON GWG, BUT GWG HAS OTHER PLANS, LIKE NOT BEING SUED. THOSE PROVE TO BE EFFECTIVE, AND GWG'S COUNTER-SUIT TAKES THEM BOTH TO THE CLEANERS.
LEADERBOARD
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 01:15:12 pm
Post by: Vorthon on February 24, 2013, 01:17:54 pm
Post by: Xantalos on February 24, 2013, 01:48:33 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on February 24, 2013, 01:50:48 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 24, 2013, 02:17:06 pm
Again! Use the power of pianocat to propel myself at terminal velocity into the exoskeleton of a great spehs hamster. Assume direct control of said spehs hamster.SUE GM FOR MALPRACTICE
USE MONEY TO ACCOMPLISH EARLIER GOALS.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 02:30:54 pm
Ah well.
Use money from suit to properly release game.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 24, 2013, 03:50:03 pm
>Set up an agency that explores space-time.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 24, 2013, 03:57:44 pm
Appeal to higher court. The 3rd Gaming Circuit
STEP IT UP MISKO
WE'RE BRINGING IT TO THE ELEVENTH CIRCUIT SKIPPING ALL THE BULLSHIT ONES ON THE WAY
ALSO 500% ROYALTIES TIME
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 04:02:02 pm
...Or don't, I have a plan.
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 05:28:44 pm
I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
DO IT. AIID.Appeal to higher court. The 3rd Gaming Circuit
STEP IT UP MISKO
WE'RE BRINGING IT TO THE ELEVENTH CIRCUIT SKIPPING ALL THE @#!*% ONES ON THE WAY
ALSO 500% ROYALTIES TIME
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 06:43:05 pm
I can counterwin the way you are. There's always a higher court. And if not...I have a plan you can't work your way out of.I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 06:47:01 pm
You say that like logic matters.I can counterwin the way you are. There's always a higher court. And if not...I have a plan you can't work your way out of.I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 06:47:54 pm
Oh, it does.You say that like logic matters.I can counterwin the way you are. There's always a higher court. And if not...I have a plan you can't work your way out of.I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 24, 2013, 07:21:14 pm
In what orderly, normal universe do you live in? Because I'm pretty sure if I can summon a pack of wild Ewoks dyed violet capable of using a typewriter, then logic has no hold on this one.Oh, it does.You say that like logic matters.I can counterwin the way you are. There's always a higher court. And if not...I have a plan you can't work your way out of.I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
Post by: Remuthra on February 24, 2013, 07:34:33 pm
This is the DF multiverse. There is logic, it's just different.In what orderly, normal universe do you live in? Because I'm pretty sure if I can summon a pack of wild Ewoks dyed violet capable of using a typewriter, then logic has no hold on this one.Oh, it does.You say that like logic matters.I can counterwin the way you are. There's always a higher court. And if not...I have a plan you can't work your way out of.I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
PTW.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 08:21:45 pm
Spinal_Taper is saner than most. And why wouldn't Ewoks be able to use a typewriter?In what orderly, normal universe do you live in? Because I'm pretty sure if I can summon a pack of wild Ewoks dyed violet capable of using a typewriter, then logic has no hold on this one.Oh, it does.You say that like logic matters.I can counterwin the way you are. There's always a higher court. And if not...I have a plan you can't work your way out of.I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 08:29:35 pm
Furthermore, you shall soon no longer own th rights to your game, for which I am clearly the inspirer, and for which Lord Slowpoke did 99.99% of the work.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 10:33:22 pm
GWG, you make me sad. Clearly you are noobish and most be stomped, as noobs deserve.I understand how cliche minimalist RtDs work. I am merely questioning how cliche Spinal's work is.
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Furthermore, you shall soon no longer own th rights to your game, for which I am clearly the inspirer, and for which Lord Slowpoke did 99.99% of the work.That was not in your action, and anyways I have canon to prove you wrong!
Ready the canon!
Aye aye, sir!
Without making us sound like pirates!
Post by: misko27 on February 24, 2013, 11:54:16 pm
And go ahead, sells the Canons, it makes the game, and the royalties, thereof I own, more popular.
Also, Cliche, last was YAFB. You argument is INVALID.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 24, 2013, 11:57:44 pm
Canon? Lols. I want the MONEYS.Canon of YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
And go ahead, sells the Canons, it makes the game, and the royalties, thereof I own, more popular.
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That was ANYTHING but cliche. You reinforced my argument.
Also, Cliche, last was YAFB. You argument is INVALID.
Post by: misko27 on February 25, 2013, 12:01:03 am
Well, GWG has abandoned reason, So I guess I win by default. That's right. Look at my tag, B**** .Canon? Lols. I want the MONEYS.Canon of YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
And go ahead, sells the Canons, it makes the game, and the royalties, thereof I own, more popular.QuoteThat was ANYTHING but cliche. You reinforced my argument.
Also, Cliche, last was YAFB. You argument is INVALID.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 25, 2013, 05:42:46 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 25, 2013, 05:59:01 pm
Time to end this argument, I side with [d2: 1] GWG. Yeah Misko? Well you know who else argued with people? HITLER! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw)
Hitler wasn't that bad. After all, who killed Hitler? By simple logic, you can derive that the more you argue, the bigger your chance of killing Hitler is.
check
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 06:18:55 pm
Well, GWG has abandoned reason, So I guess I win by default.I have done quite the opposite. For one thing, there's no way you can claim YAFB was cliche; it contained parodic elements but managed to avoid gameplay cliches.
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That's right. Look at my tag, B**** .Your what?
Hitler.Time to end this argument, I side with [d2: 1] GWG. Yeah Misko? Well you know who else argued with people? HITLER! (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GodwinsLaw)Hitler wasn't that bad. After all, who killed Hitler?
Ah.
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By simple logic, you can derive that the more you argue, the bigger your chance of killing Hitler is.And how is this a bad thing? Or one that stands up to cursory empirical observation?
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 25, 2013, 07:14:43 pm
QuoteBy simple logic, you can derive that the more you argue, the bigger your chance of killing Hitler is.And how is this a bad thing? Or one that stands up to cursory empirical observation?
The point here was to imply that the side that wishes for the argument to stop does not want to kill Hitler.
And I really hope you're not asking me to derive the plausibility of being the one who killed Hitler from the amounts of arguments Hitler-related agenda caused during his rule of
alright i'm not crossing the line thrice that'd be overdoing it
Post by: misko27 on February 25, 2013, 07:24:35 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 25, 2013, 07:34:27 pm
Post by: misko27 on February 25, 2013, 07:56:20 pm
The breaking of this logic occured when you broke a Cardinal Rule of the Logistical Sciences, hence abandoning it. This rule forbade contact with other, impure forms of logic, for yours is exclusive. However, in associating with me and arguing henceforth you sullied the good name of logic in multiple instances, precluding your use of it as a justifier to your creed.
One could argue, perhaps, that arguing that I argued, in a metatastical way, in of itself that in writing this document, I have violated the exclusivity contract of my own logos. However, this is incorrect, because my logic is not mutually exclusive, at least to it's point of view, So I may dabble in the others as I please. Furthermore, by My argument contains a number of factual errors, (which does not, render my argument invalid, because, by your own logical systems reasoning, destruction of the part of the argument does not render untrue the whole.) Regardless, As you have now given up on your logic, one imagines you may experiment with a new logic, and attempt to "beat me at my own game" so to speak. However, know that being right then does not mean you will become right in the past. As it is this argument that determines royalties, QED, that you shoudl relinquish unto me the monies which I deserve henceforth.
Therefore, , and for all future referebces ti this argument, KMA.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 25, 2013, 08:11:52 pm
Anyway, that paragraph made my brain hurt.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 25, 2013, 08:19:43 pm
Appeal to higher court. The 3rd Gaming Circuit(3+2) YOU GO UPSTAIRS AND APPEAL THERE *budumptish*. (3+2vs1) THEN THEY HELP YOU ROB GWG BLIND.(5) OH WAIT, JK. HIS ASSISTANT JUST... CHRIST. ANYWAY, SHE PROVES GWG WAS THE MAIN BENEFICIARY OF YOUR WILL.
Revive. Having a shattered ribcage and pulped lung will not stop me from getting to work.(3) YOU BLEARILY OPEN YOUR EYES AND CRAWL TOWARDS WORK.
Dance back home(2) YOU DO THE DESPAIR OF THE SHADOW BUTTERFLY.
go find a spaceship.(5)YOU FIND THE ENTERPRISE IN FRONT OF YOU, KEY IN IGNITION.
(2) YOU ARE SLAIN BY META.Again! Use the power of pianocat to propel myself at terminal velocity into the exoskeleton of a great spehs hamster. Assume direct control of said spehs hamster.SUE GM FOR MALPRACTICE
USE MONEY TO ACCOMPLISH EARLIER GOALS.
Aw. I had a plan...(2) THE CHILD LABORERS ARE ON STRIKE, SORRY.
Ah well.
Use money from suit to properly release game.
>Build myself a factory that produces working TARDISes(6) THE TARDIS FACTORY COLLAPSES, RIPPING APART SPACE TIME.
>Set up an agency that explores space-time.
(5) HO SHIT SHIT GOES DOWN. YOU AMP UP MISKO!Appeal to higher court. The 3rd Gaming Circuit
STEP IT UP MISKO
WE'RE BRINGING IT TO THE ELEVENTH CIRCUIT SKIPPING ALL THE BULLSHIT ONES ON THE WAY
ALSO 500% ROYALTIES TIME
I won. Give it up.Noob. Evil only needs to win once. And at +1, it's sooner rather then later.
...Or don't, I have a plan.
DO IT. AIID.Appeal to higher court. The 3rd Gaming Circuit
STEP IT UP MISKO
WE'RE BRINGING IT TO THE ELEVENTH CIRCUIT SKIPPING ALL THE @#!*% ONES ON THE WAY
ALSO 500% ROYALTIES TIME
((HEY GUIZ LETS STOP BEING MAD FOR A BIT.))
Post by: misko27 on February 25, 2013, 08:26:11 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 08:27:11 pm
GWG, under my name.You are most certainly a Bay Watcher. And delusional.
Besides, GWG, You lost your argument due to abandoning your principles,When?
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and without principles, what is logic?A way to figure out how the world works. And also undeniable when used properly and starting from agreed points.
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Now see, I choose, or at least pretended to chose (but note, pretending to choose it does not exclude me from actually adhering to the principles thereof), a twisted, dereanged form of logic.That is not logic. Therefore, it is not valid.
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Nevertheless, As I remained constant in this madness, My argument was unassailable by its own logic.But not valid by anyone else's, and therefore invalid overall.
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You, however, broke your logical chain right in the middle,How?
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rendering moot your argument when so firmly stripped of any form of credibilty.How does that work?
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How did I do this?
The breaking of this logic occured when you broke a Cardinal Rule of the Logistical Sciences, hence abandoning it. This rule forbade contact with other, impure forms of logic, for yours is exclusive.
Recall, it is not at all wrong to occasionally say "Even taking this..." to placate the nutcase on the other end.
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However, in associating with me and arguing henceforth you sullied the good name of logic in multiple instances, precluding your use of it as a justifier to your creed.That's not how it works.
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No, your logic used here is impeccably wrong.
One could argue, perhaps, that arguing that I argued, in a metatastical way, in of itself that in writing this document, I have violated the exclusivity contract of my own logos.
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However, this is incorrect, because my logic is not mutually exclusive, at least to it's point of view, So I may dabble in the others as I please.But your logic is a logical system, and logical systems simply don't play with ones which are as opposed as you claim ours are. It's like saying that x=/=y but y=x.
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Furthermore, by My argument contains a number of factual errors, (which does not, render my argument invalid, because, by your own logical systems reasoning, destruction of the part of the argument does not render untrue the whole.)The factual errors do, however, render all parts of the argument relying on those errors invalid, and since your factual errors constitute the entire base of your argument, your entire argument is invalid.
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Regardless, As you have now given up on your logic,Again, I have not.
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one imagines you may experiment with a new logic, and attempt to "beat me at my own game" so to speak.And so I can.
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However, know that being right then does not mean you will become right in the past....That doesn't even work on a grammatical basis. With no meaning as a statement, this can't be either true or false or anything.
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As it is this argument that determines royalties, QED, that you shoudl relinquish unto me the monies which I deserve henceforth.I have dissected this bit by bit and explained why this stuff is wrong.
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Therefore, , and for all future referebces ti this argument, KMA....What the heck does KMA even mean?
Update-ninja'd.
Before I post an action, what is the current legal situation of the game I made?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 25, 2013, 08:27:56 pm
S'yours.GWG, under my name.You are most certainly a Bay Watcher. And delusional.Besides, GWG, You lost your argument due to abandoning your principles,When?Quoteand without principles, what is logic?A way to figure out how the world works. And also undeniable when used properly and starting from agreed points.QuoteNow see, I choose, or at least pretended to chose (but note, pretending to choose it does not exclude me from actually adhering to the principles thereof), a twisted, dereanged form of logic.That is not logic. Therefore, it is not valid.QuoteNevertheless, As I remained constant in this madness, My argument was unassailable by its own logic.But not valid by anyone else's, and therefore invalid overall.QuoteYou, however, broke your logical chain right in the middle,How?Quoterendering moot your argument when so firmly stripped of any form of credibilty.How does that work?QuoteHow did I do this?
The breaking of this logic occured when you broke a Cardinal Rule of the Logistical Sciences, hence abandoning it. This rule forbade contact with other, impure forms of logic, for yours is exclusive.
Recall, it is not at all wrong to occasionally say "Even taking this..." to placate the nutcase on the other end.QuoteHowever, in associating with me and arguing henceforth you sullied the good name of logic in multiple instances, precluding your use of it as a justifier to your creed.That's not how it works.QuoteNo, your logic used here is impeccably wrong.
One could argue, perhaps, that arguing that I argued, in a metatastical way, in of itself that in writing this document, I have violated the exclusivity contract of my own logos.QuoteHowever, this is incorrect, because my logic is not mutually exclusive, at least to it's point of view, So I may dabble in the others as I please.But your logic is a logical system, and logical systems simply don't play with ones which are as opposed as you claim ours are. It's like saying that x=/=y but y=x.QuoteFurthermore, by My argument contains a number of factual errors, (which does not, render my argument invalid, because, by your own logical systems reasoning, destruction of the part of the argument does not render untrue the whole.)The factual errors do, however, render all parts of the argument relying on those errors invalid, and since your factual errors constitute the entire base of your argument, your entire argument is invalid.QuoteRegardless, As you have now given up on your logic,Again, I have not.Quoteone imagines you may experiment with a new logic, and attempt to "beat me at my own game" so to speak.And so I can.QuoteHowever, know that being right then does not mean you will become right in the past....That doesn't even work on a grammatical basis. With no meaning as a statement, this can't be either true or false or anything.QuoteAs it is this argument that determines royalties, QED, that you shoudl relinquish unto me the monies which I deserve henceforth.I have dissected this bit by bit and explained why this stuff is wrong.QuoteTherefore, , and for all future referebces ti this argument, KMA....What the heck does KMA even mean?
Update-ninja'd.
Before I post an action, what is the current legal situation of the game I made?
Post by: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 08:30:23 pm
OBTAIN METAL FIST
ROCKET THROUGH EVERYWHERE PUNCHING STUFF WITH METAL FIST
Post by: Vorthon on February 25, 2013, 08:33:01 pm
Post by: misko27 on February 25, 2013, 08:34:27 pm
So, you lose. And by issuing a point by point arrgument, you proved a theory I had that you take the internet, and me, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY too seriously.
Regardless, Be superman.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 08:35:45 pm
Release game without using child laborers.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 25, 2013, 08:37:48 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 10:06:44 pm
Intentionally!
Post by: misko27 on February 25, 2013, 10:56:26 pm
I never had child workers!Perhaps, not you, this I believe. Maybe, someone whose devotion to duty, pushed her to do things?
Intentionally!
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 26, 2013, 10:16:12 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 26, 2013, 11:19:12 am
OBTAIN ROCKET FEET(6) YOU RIP OFF YOUR LIMBS AND GO AROUND SHOVING ON METAL COUNTERPARTS. THAT'S WHEN THE INHERENT ISSUE OF HAVING NO WAY TO CONTROL SAID COUNTERPARTS HITS YOU.
OBTAIN METAL FIST
ROCKET THROUGH EVERYWHERE PUNCHING STUFF WITH METAL FIST
Augment myself on the way to work.(3)YOU TAPE SOME TRASH CANS TO YOUR ELBOWS. GOOD ENOUGH.
Release...hold on, what? Why are there child laborers?(3) YOU PRINT 5 COPIES OF THE GAME ON A FEW CDS AND WALK AROUND HANDING IT OUT. MAKIN' BANK!
Release game without using child laborers.
Acquire GWG's castoff child laborers in the war to get what is rightfully mine. Namely my beautiful star system.(3) YOU GRAB SOME OF THE NOW JOBLESS CHILDREN AND HAUL THEM OFF IN YOUR TRUNK. THEN THE COPS SHOW UP.
(1)YOU KEEP CLENCHING YOUR FIST.I never had child workers!Perhaps, not you, this I believe. Maybe, someone whose devotion to duty, pushed her to do things?
Intentionally!
ImplicateActually, I'll just leav you with the moral dillemma. Or shut your eyes to it. Either way. Rescind previous action, practice force powers on key again.
"OH GOD HE'S A JEDI!"
THEN BULLETS.
>Try again(4) FACTORY AND STUFF.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Tavik Toth on February 26, 2013, 11:37:18 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 26, 2013, 11:49:01 am
FIND LOUDSPEAKER SYSTEM, THREATEN THE WORLD WITH READING IT OUT LOUD IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET
THE DEMANDS ARE A PONY FOR EVERY HUMAN AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM
Post by: misko27 on February 26, 2013, 12:32:54 pm
Post by: Xantalos on February 26, 2013, 12:34:30 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 26, 2013, 12:57:50 pm
>Create a Time and Space travel agency
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 26, 2013, 05:34:19 pm
Escape with my child slaves and conquer a star system. Fortify and industrialize it.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 26, 2013, 07:48:39 pm
Post by: Vorthon on February 26, 2013, 08:22:39 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on February 26, 2013, 08:30:18 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 27, 2013, 06:50:04 pm
fly enterprise to dimensional space.(1) YOU FLY IT INTO THE DIMENSIONAL SPACE OF A PLANET.
WRITE CHAPTER OF TWILIGHT SLASH FICTION(1) YOUR OWN SLASH FIC DESTROYS YOUR MIND.
FIND LOUDSPEAKER SYSTEM, THREATEN THE WORLD WITH READING IT OUT LOUD IF MY DEMANDS ARE NOT MET
THE DEMANDS ARE A PONY FOR EVERY HUMAN AND A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF RUM RAISIN ICE CREAM
Fine, but that's more a 6 then a one. If still in prison demand guard open cell on basis that he has no sovereignty over me. If not, respawn as Jedi.(1) YOU RESPAWN AS A JEDAI GEKI PERIOD DRAMA. AND BY THAT, I MEAN YOU'RE VERY MOODY AND BLOODY.
Rocket punch bad guys.(2) AS SOON AS YOU CAN GET OFF OF THE GROUND.
>Build TARDIS factory(1) YOU BECOME A 10TH DOCTOR FANBOY AND WHILE AWAY YOUR EXISTENCE ARGUEING ON FORUMS.
>Create a Time and Space travel agency
Night of the living Three.(2) THEY'RE TOO HUNGRY TO ESCAPE.
Escape with my child slaves and conquer a star system. Fortify and industrialize it.
Continue releasing game via the web. Charge a small fee for downloads.(1) SOME SUITS SHOW UP AND CHARGE YOU WITH COPYRIGHT VIOLATION, BUT YOUR ASSISTANT (5) DEFENDS YOU IN THE COURT OF LAW.
MOAR AUGMENTATION.(1) YOU GLUE GLASS SHARDS INTO YOUR EYES.
Duct tape kitten to telephone pole.(2) PETA STOPS YOU.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 27, 2013, 06:51:51 pm
PLASTER PARTS OF SLASHFIC IN CRITICAL POINTS OF GWG'S GAME FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Post by: Xantalos on February 27, 2013, 07:00:21 pm
Do Dudely stuff.
Post by: Vorthon on February 27, 2013, 07:23:13 pm
Post by: misko27 on February 27, 2013, 07:24:09 pm
ASCEND TO JEDI KNIGHTHOOD.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 27, 2013, 07:48:31 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on February 27, 2013, 09:09:24 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 27, 2013, 09:56:37 pm
Release game, as detailed last time.
Post by: Tavik Toth on February 28, 2013, 11:57:02 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 28, 2013, 01:00:32 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on February 28, 2013, 06:15:53 pm
5/5 dice would roll again(2) YOU FIND, TO YOUR POSSIBLE HORROR, THAT YOUR BRAIN HAS DELETED IT IN AN ACT OF SELF PRESERVATION.
PLASTER PARTS OF SLASHFIC IN CRITICAL POINTS OF GWG'S GAME FOR GREAT JUSTICE
I must be Jeff Bridges!(3) YOU LOOK LIKE JEFF BRIDGES. A LITTLE. AND UGLIER.
Do Dudely stuff.
MOAR AUGMENTATION. I SHALL BECOME JUNKMAN. ALSO, OH GOD, MY EYES. IT HURTS.(2)YOU TAPE TAPE TO YOURSELF.
I AM A NERD. NOW I MUST DO WHAT NO NERD CAN DO FOR NERD KIND!(5) ASCENSION ACHIEVED.
ASCEND TO JEDI KNIGHTHOOD.
Don't care. Do it anyway.(6) YOU DO IT. 'IT' BEING A SUPER AIDS INFESTED CRACK WHORE.
Duct tape telephone pole to Vorthon.(1) YOU THROW OUT YOUR BACK TRYING TO LIFT IT.
Reverse out of planet then head to TSAB or mars. or both(5) OFF TO TSAB!
Why do I keep having legal issues over the ownership of a game that I and one of my employees did 100% of the work for?Because you're a small independent developer.
Release game, as detailed last time.
(6)YOU RELEASE IT, DRAWING THE ATTENTION OF THE MEDIA, WHO DENOUNCE IT AS A VILE BLOODBATH, DESTROYING EVERYTHING THAT MADE THIS COUNTRY GREAT
>Try again.(3) MODERATE SUCCESS.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on February 28, 2013, 06:27:12 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on February 28, 2013, 06:51:14 pm
Post by: misko27 on February 28, 2013, 07:00:11 pm
Point out all the video games which are more violent and sociologically destructive, as well as pointing out the fact that entrepreneurs are what made America great and therefore trying to unfairly discredit my game is actually helping destroy the American spirit.Like this will not blow up in your face.
That was unexpectedly sucessful. Establish new Temple and Search for Force-sensitive youths!
Post by: Xantalos on February 28, 2013, 07:41:25 pm
SLAUGHTER TRILLIONS OF NIHILISTS
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 28, 2013, 07:45:40 pm
Quote
>Build TARDIS factory
>Create a Time and Space travel agency
Post by: Vorthon on February 28, 2013, 08:00:44 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on February 28, 2013, 08:05:03 pm
MOAR AUGMENTS.
AUGMENT THIS MAN
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 01, 2013, 11:57:31 am
Post by: Slayerhero90 on March 01, 2013, 09:41:20 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 12:49:04 am
It sure won't!Point out all the video games which are more violent and sociologically destructive, as well as pointing out the fact that entrepreneurs are what made America great and therefore trying to unfairly discredit my game is actually helping destroy the American spirit.Like this will not blow up in your face.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 02, 2013, 08:10:36 pm
Point out all the video games which are more violent and sociologically destructive, as well as pointing out the fact that entrepreneurs are what made America great and therefore trying to unfairly discredit my game is actually helping destroy the American spirit.(1) THE CRITICS "PROVE" YOU'RE A COMMUNIST, AND THAT YOUR GAME IS ALL RED BASTARD PROPAGANDA.
Weaponize my superaids.(2)YOU DRAW BLOOD FROM YOURSELF AND GO AROUND SWINGING IT. THEN YOU FEEL LIGHT HEADED.
(5) YOU CONSTRUCT A NEW TEMPLE AND FIND DOZENS OF INITIATES, CONSTRUCTING A MASSIVE EXTENSION IN IT FOR LIVING IN.Point out all the video games which are more violent and sociologically destructive, as well as pointing out the fact that entrepreneurs are what made America great and therefore trying to unfairly discredit my game is actually helping destroy the American spirit.Like this will not blow up in your face.
That was unexpectedly sucessful. Establish new Temple and Search for Force-sensitive youths!
BECOME JEFF BRIDGES(2) YOU GIVE AN EMO CHICK A REALLY REALLY BIG HUG. YOU'LL START KILLING HER. AFTER YOU FINISH FEELING HER UP.
SLAUGHTER TRILLIONS OF NIHILISTS
Continue to repeat below actions until they work.(2) YOU GO TO THE DR. WHO MUSEUM AND START WHITTLING FIGURINES THERE.Quote>Build TARDIS factory
>Create a Time and Space travel agency
MOAR AUGMENTS.(6+5) YOU AUGMENT REALITY AROUND YOURSELF WITH A COLLAPSE-O-MATIC, NOW AVAILABLE FROM ACME.
(6) YOU WRAP YOURSELF AROUND HIM, GIVING HIM A GUARANTEED OVERSHOT AUGMENT.MOAR AUGMENTS.
AUGMENT THIS MAN
See how TSAB are doing.(1) WHO?
ALSO, YOU EXPLODE.
Duct tape spine to spineslot.(4) THE SPINE SPINESLOTS.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on March 02, 2013, 08:12:05 pm
EXPLODE CURRNNT PLANET
GO BUILD NEW ONE
Post by: LordSlowpoke on March 02, 2013, 08:33:28 pm
COLLAPSE A COLLAPSEOMATIC ON A COLLAPSEOMATIC
LAUGH SCIENTIFICALLY IN THE PROCESS
Post by: Vorthon on March 02, 2013, 08:56:50 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 02, 2013, 09:02:16 pm
Collect donations to deal with my illness.
Use donations to buy mercs.
Use mercs to take over Australia.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 09:21:07 pm
Move company, self, employee to some saner country. Canada, maybe. Maybe England.
Post by: Xantalos on March 02, 2013, 09:31:12 pm
...I live in Canada; I'd recommend a private company island.
Move company, self, employee to some saner country. Canada, maybe. Maybe England.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 09:45:07 pm
You live in......I live in Canada; I'd recommend a private company island.
Move company, self, employee to some saner country. Canada, maybe. Maybe England.
NOT CANADA. NOT CANADA. England, maybe.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 02, 2013, 09:45:16 pm
And it's only a matter of time before whatever armies we amass turn their collective eye-stalks, tentacles, hooves, and other various appendages toward the greater conquest of the final frontier. So maybe you could go mole-people.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 02, 2013, 09:53:07 pm
Post by: Drago55577 on March 02, 2013, 09:55:51 pm
If not
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: misko27 on March 03, 2013, 02:05:04 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 03, 2013, 05:41:17 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 04, 2013, 12:31:01 pm
Post by: Slayerhero90 on March 05, 2013, 08:37:56 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 08, 2013, 01:52:30 pm
AUBLBMHBGBFGGG(2) YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHI ENERGY.
EXPLODE CURRNNT PLANET
GO BUILD NEW ONE
BUY TWO COLLAPSOMATICS(1) THE POLICE ARREST YOU FOR TRYING TO PURCHASE A POSSIBLY UNIVERSE ENDING WEAPON.
COLLAPSE A COLLAPSEOMATIC ON A COLLAPSEOMATIC
LAUGH SCIENTIFICALLY IN THE PROCESS
SEEING AS I LIKELY EXIST OUTSIDE OF REALITY NOW, BE EVERYWHERE AT ONCE.(3) YOU ARE CABBAGE. CABBAGE IS GOOD. CABBAGE IS ALL.
Begin spreading SuperAIDS awareness.(4) YOU LOVE IT WHEN YOUR PLANS COME TOGETHER, AND THIS IS NO EXCEPTION.
Collect donations to deal with my illness.
Use donations to buy mercs.
Use mercs to take over Australia.
...(3)YOU MOVE DOWN TO ENGLAND. OTHER THAN THE RESURGENCE OF KING ARTHUR, IT'S A BIT SANER. (5) YOUR ASSISTANT HELPS GET YOU SITUATED, BUT PURCHASES ONLY ONE FLAT.
Move company, self, employee to some saner country. Canada, maybe. Maybe England.
"I guess we'll have to live together, sir..."
Is it to late to join?(2) DAMN, THAT WAS AN AWESOME TRIP.
If notSpoiler (click to show/hide)
This is going much better then I thought I would. Erm, train the youths in the ways of the force.(1)THEY TURN ON YOU, INFLUENCED BY THE DARKNESS OF A SITH HOLOCRON, AND BUTCHER YOU.
TRY AGAIN.(2)NO.
Try Again(4) SUCCESS.
Duct tape feet to ceiling.(6) NOW YOU'RE STUCK!
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 08, 2013, 01:54:21 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 08, 2013, 02:04:39 pm
Post by: Xantalos on March 08, 2013, 02:14:09 pm
ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
Post by: LordSlowpoke on March 08, 2013, 02:36:58 pm
LET SELF OUT OF JAILE
Post by: Vorthon on March 08, 2013, 03:20:00 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 08, 2013, 04:31:59 pm
>Send people back in time to prevent Cassandra, GreatWyrmGold, and Misko from winning.IMPEDE. ACTION. Yes, the part with misko27 too, I'm not vindictive.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 08, 2013, 05:32:42 pm
Then Russia.
Then the Middle East.
Post by: misko27 on March 08, 2013, 09:21:39 pm
Post by: Drago55577 on March 18, 2013, 03:06:31 am
>Make slaves remember what the objective is
>Make slaves take me to the objective
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 18, 2013, 07:36:50 pm
ENGAGE CHI POWER(4) YOU ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE. NOW THERE'S JUST A FEW MORE FOR NIRVANA.
ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE
THROUGH FORCES MYSTERIOUS AND DEVIOUS BECOME CHIEF OF POLICE(2) THROUGH THE POWER OF DEMOCRACY, YOU BECOME... IMPRISONED.
LET SELF OUT OF JAILE
Start selling mind-controlling cabbage salad.(2) YOU OPEN UP A SALAD STREET STAND. THIS CAN GO WAY IN NO WAY.
(2vs4)"Hey man, what're you doing?">Send people back in time to prevent Cassandra, GreatWyrmGold, and Misko from winning.IMPEDE. ACTION. Yes, the part with misko27 too, I'm not vindictive.
"Trying to stop you from winning."
"Oh. Can you stop?"
"DAMMIT FOILED AGAIN!"
Use my Australian forces and my merc army to conquer the Orient.(3) YOUR BLITZKRIEG STALLS AT YOUR BACKYARD.
Then Russia.
Then the Middle East.
After respawning, build up counter legions to attack the corrupted ones.(5) AN ARMY STANDS READY FOR YOU.
>Build slave army out of toothpicks(2)"Master, the objective is for you to make more of us."
>Make slaves remember what the objective is
>Make slaves take me to the objective
KEEP ON TRYING WITH GUTS AND COURAGE.(2) YOU HAVE METAPHORICAL GUTS, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE PHYSICAL GUTS. THAT'S TOUGH.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 18, 2013, 07:37:58 pm
Post by: misko27 on March 18, 2013, 07:41:18 pm
Oh, and send a contingent to help GWG and whatever.
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 18, 2013, 07:51:53 pm
Post by: Xantalos on March 18, 2013, 08:19:59 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 18, 2013, 08:25:09 pm
>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!Keep impeding until he gives up!
Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.
Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
Post by: Xantalos on March 18, 2013, 08:28:36 pm
SEND JOLLY FRIAR TO IMPEDE ZANZETKEKEN>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!Keep impeding until he gives up!
Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.
Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 18, 2013, 08:31:33 pm
Thank Xantalos.SEND JOLLY FRIAR TO IMPEDE ZANZETKEKEN>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!Keep impeding until he gives up!
Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.
Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
...What if I roll a 1?
Thank you.
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 19, 2013, 11:41:10 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on March 19, 2013, 11:46:57 am
Post by: Vorthon on March 19, 2013, 11:57:24 am
Post by: Drago55577 on March 21, 2013, 12:39:23 am
>Cover Russia in !!SCIENCE!!
>Use !!SCIENCE!! to build tanks
>Attack random person
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 21, 2013, 12:15:12 pm
SHIV THE WALLS
((Sig'd.))
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 24, 2013, 12:22:10 pm
>Civil war! Immediately seize their outer territories, break through their lines before they even know what happened!(5,3)WITH A FEW QUICK TACTICAL MANEUVERS, YOU CRUSH THEM, DRIVING THEM BACK TO THEIR CENTRAL REGIONS. ALSO, A FEW GUYS DRUNKENLY STUMBLE OVER TO GWG.
Oh, and send a contingent to help GWG and whatever.
Continue playing High-Stakes Risk. Now with actual consequences.(5)HEIL ONYXJEW, CONTROLLER OF EUROPE.
RISE UP TO NIRVANA TO THE TUNE OF BLACK CHOIR MUSIC(1)BUDDHA SMACKS YOU DOWN. NIRVANA HOG.
(2vs2+1+2) YOU FALL ON YOUR FACE. THE DRUNK GUYS SLAP HIM AROUND A LITTLE, THEN THE FRIAR SITS ON HIM.>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!Keep impeding until he gives up!
Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.
Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
(5) HELP ACHIEVED.SEND JOLLY FRIAR TO IMPEDE ZANZETKEKEN>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!Keep impeding until he gives up!
Also get some sort of large stone tablet or something.
Hey, misko, Cass, care to help?
SEND IN BUSTER MACHINE 3!(4)IT BUSTS THE EVERYTHING.
SHIV THE WALLS(4)YOU STAB THE WALL. IT SCREAMS AND DIES. YOU LOOK AROUND. YOU'RE IN A RED MAZE. YOU LOOK AT YOUR SELF. YOU ARE A JAPANESE GIRL. HELLO MADOTSUKI.
Expand my business; become a multinational megacorp.(4)SHIT EXPANDS.
>Send slave army to take over Russia(1)THE SLAVES REVOLT AND SLAUGHTER YOU AND YOUR ILK.
>Cover Russia in !!SCIENCE!!
>Use !!SCIENCE!! to build tanks
>Attack random person
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 24, 2013, 12:40:25 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 24, 2013, 01:32:29 pm
MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?
Gain a bonus to impeding actions.
Post by: Vorthon on March 24, 2013, 01:42:22 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 24, 2013, 02:00:32 pm
MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?
Impede action without destroying the world.
Gain a bonus to impeding actions.
there.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 24, 2013, 02:26:29 pm
Better.there.MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?
Impede action without destroying the world.
Gain a bonus to impeding actions.
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 24, 2013, 02:28:00 pm
Post by: Xantalos on March 24, 2013, 03:06:17 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on March 24, 2013, 03:34:30 pm
E: oh god i wondered where this post went
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 24, 2013, 08:05:43 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 24, 2013, 08:16:53 pm
FORTIFY EUROPE!
SPEHS MARHEENS!
Post by: Spinal_Taper on March 29, 2013, 08:39:24 pm
(2) PHYSICS DENIES YOU.(5) 3 TURNS, GO MOFO, GO!MAKE BLACK HOLE BOMB. THEN DETONATE IT.Why must everyone try to destroy the universe?Impede actionwithout destroying the world.
Gain a bonus to impeding actions.
Conquer the world by BUYING EVERYTHING.(6) YOU ESTABLISH A TOTAL CORPORATOCRACY, WHICH GOES WELL UNTIL THEY REVOLT AND KILL YOU.
KNIT(1) YOU DO KNOT!
SHIT. PINCH CHEEK, STAB TV TO ESTABLISH PROGRAMMES(2) THE FEAR IS SO POWERFUL, YOU CAN'T EVEN DEFECATE. (5) THANK GOD... SAFETY. FOR NOW. (6) THE PROGRAMMES ARE BAD.
E: oh god i wondered where this post went
>KEEP TRYING UNTIL IT WORKS!!!!(5) YOU SUCCEED AT WHATEVER YOU WERE TRYING.
FINISH MY CONQUEST OF THE PLANET!(4) PLANET CONQUESTED. (6) EUROPE IS TURNED INTO A GIANT FORTRESS. SO FORTRESSED IN FACT, THAT A PLUMBER BREAKS IN, SMASHES ALL THE INTERIOR GUARDS, AND JACKS YO PRINCESS. (1) YOU ARE KILLED FOR HERESY.
FORTIFY EUROPE!
SPEHS MARHEENS!
Post by: Xantalos on March 29, 2013, 08:40:56 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 29, 2013, 09:37:08 pm
Do so.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on March 29, 2013, 11:02:21 pm
>Create a field that prevents time travel unless the time travel is sanctioned by me.
Post by: Tavik Toth on March 30, 2013, 08:04:50 am
Post by: Onyxjew944 on March 30, 2013, 10:50:52 am
Turn the planet into a geothermal reactor.
Use the power to build a Dyson Sphere.
Use that power to establish a new world order and ascend to god-hood.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 30, 2013, 01:58:47 pm
(Yes! The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)We still all know who won...
Post by: Xantalos on March 30, 2013, 02:02:29 pm
What were you doing anyway?(Yes! The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)We still all know who won...
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on March 30, 2013, 02:04:44 pm
When?What were you doing anyway?(Yes! The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)We still all know who won...
Post by: LordSlowpoke on April 08, 2013, 04:46:49 pm
IT MUST BE ANNIHILATED FOR THE GOOD OF MAN
...LET'S HAVE A SANDWICH BEFOREHAND THOUGH
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 08, 2013, 09:03:47 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 09, 2013, 09:59:32 am
PULL KNOT OUT, ACCIDENTALLY REVEALING THAT WE'VE BEEN IN A GIANT SWIMMING POOL THE WHOLE TIME AND I JUST PULLED THE PLUG(6) YOU DO SO. EVERYONE STANDS ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL. EXCEPT YOU, WHO GOES DOWN THE COSMIC DRAIN.
Figure out how to save the world.(6) IT INVOLVES FALLING INTO DARKNESS, UNFORTUNATLY. BUT, YOU'RE EDGY ENOUGH TO EMBRACE THE DARKNESS. (1) YOUR SECRETARY STARTS CRYING.
Do so.
(Yes! The action to prevent everyone else from winning was victorious!)(1) SHIT. YOU UNDID IT.
>Create a field that prevents time travel unless the time travel is sanctioned by me.
Make a Spaceship to save world with.(3) YOU LEAP INTO THIS.
(http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5205/5298862872_90dc1e2cd3_z.jpg)
Respawn as a human made entirely of red matter. This red matter is on fire.(3) YOU RESPAWN AS RED PAINT.
Turn the planet into a geothermal reactor.
Use the power to build a Dyson Sphere.
Use that power to establish a new world order and ascend to god-hood.
THE FOG IS THE KEY TO THE CURRENT TRAFFIC JAM(1) ICK! PEANUT BUTTER SPINACH! GROSS.
IT MUST BE ANNIHILATED FOR THE GOOD OF MAN
...LET'S HAVE A SANDWICH BEFOREHAND THOUGH
Spawn in, walk to work while jamming to some rock music.(1) FUNDEMENTALIST CHRISTIANS BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A CROSS.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 09, 2013, 10:08:56 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 09, 2013, 10:34:49 am
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 09, 2013, 10:35:20 am
POSSIBLY A SMALL SPARROW.
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 09, 2013, 10:39:06 am
BE A DINOSAUR.European or African?
POSSIBLY A SMALL SPARROW.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 09, 2013, 11:00:00 am
Post by: Xantalos on April 09, 2013, 11:28:40 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 09, 2013, 03:19:09 pm
Comfort secretary.
Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on April 09, 2013, 03:25:31 pm
Emerge from darkness into light.
Comfort secretary.
Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.
SAVE THE WORLD FROM BEING SAVED!
Post by: Onyxjew944 on April 09, 2013, 03:35:47 pm
Kill everything that moves and most things that don't.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 17, 2013, 11:32:57 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 17, 2013, 08:55:14 pm
Make a colony ship.(1) YOU ACCIDENTALLY INFECT THE COLONY WITH A COLONY. OF BACTERIA. THEN THE COLONY INFECTED COLONY COLONIZES YOU. AND THEN YOU DIE. BECAUSE TUPICALLY, BEING HIT BY A SPACE SHIP KILLS YOU.
"Well, that wasn't very nice."(6) YOU WALK SO INTENTSLY THAT YOU PASS YOUR WORKPLACE BY.RespawnGet back up, dust myself off, and start walking to work again.
BE A DINOSAUR.(6) YOU ARE A LARGE SPARROW! BWAHAHAHAHA!
POSSIBLY A SMALL SPARROW.
>Become a time-elemental dragon, who is the leader of the TARDIS agency.(5) YOU DO THAT THING.
EAT TIME(5) IT TASTES LIKE DESERT.
Emerge from darkness into light.(3) YOU EMERGE INTO A SOMEWHAT LESS SHADY AREA. (6)
Comfort secretary.
Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.
"B-Boss? Is that you?"
She resumes her bawling.
"I-I thought you were gone..."
(2) YOU START PICKING YOUR BELLYBUTTON.Emerge from darkness into light.
Comfort secretary.
Save the world from Xantalos, Zanzetkuken, Slowpoke, or whoever the current threat is. From darkness if needed.
SAVE THE WORLD FROM BEING SAVED!
Be Lead red paint. Made of red matter.(6) IT'S DIFFICULT TO MURDER WITH THE BEING INAMINATE.
Kill everything that moves and most things that don't.
Become Cassandra.(1) YOU BECOME A DEAD CHICK. NAMED CASSANDRA.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 17, 2013, 08:59:11 pm
>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 17, 2013, 09:00:47 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 17, 2013, 09:07:44 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 17, 2013, 09:13:19 pm
>Send GreatWyrmGold and his Assistant back to the begining of humanity.Impede Action.
Quote
>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.Aid Action.
Use TARDIS to save the world from whatever's threatening it this turn. Or save the world without it if I don't have a TARDIS.
Post by: Xantalos on April 17, 2013, 09:56:06 pm
Go punch something
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 17, 2013, 10:44:30 pm
Attack someone(6) YOU WALK UP TO CHUCK NORRIS, AND ISSUE A CHALLENGE. WHAT DO NOW?
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 18, 2013, 10:53:29 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 18, 2013, 11:02:07 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 24, 2013, 10:41:03 pm
>Send GreatWyrmGold and his Assistant back to the begining of humanity.(6-1)YOU SEND YOURSELF AND THEM BACK TO THE PAST, SAMURAI JACK. (2+1) NOT ONLY IS IT A TARDIS, IT'S TO SCALE, AND IT'S COLLECTORS EDITION.
>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.
"Dammit!" Walk TO, listening to 'Ain't No Rest For the Wicked' as I do so. And sing along.(5) WELCOME TO WORK. READY TO HAVE YOUR SOUL, ENTHUSIASM, CREATIVENESS, AND INDIVIDUALITY PULLED OUT BY THE CORPORATE STATE?
BECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN!(3) YOU BECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN. IN YOUR OWN IMAGINATION.
(5,5) HELPED N HINDERED.(1) YOU BEAT YOURSELF TO DEATH WITH THE LIMITED EDITION SCALE TARDIS, BUT (6) YOUR ASSISTANT RAISES YOU BACK FROM THE DEAD. IN CHAINS. SO YOU CAN'T DO STUPID SHIT ANYMORE.>Send GreatWyrmGold and his Assistant back to the begining of humanity.Impede Action.Quote>Give them a unmarked TARDIS that uses a date code display that uses the age of the universe to mark the date and time.Aid Action.
Use TARDIS to save the world from whatever's threatening it this turn. Or save the world without it if I don't have a TARDIS.
Laugh as TARDIS explodes due to me eating time last turn(6) YOU LAUGH YOURSELF TO DEATH.
Go punch something
(5) BEAT THE HELL OUT OF CHUCK NORRIS, THAT'S WHAT DO NOW.Attack someone(6) YOU WALK UP TO CHUCK NORRIS, AND ISSUE A CHALLENGE. WHAT DO NOW?
Be LARGE sparrow, open window of my car (which, as the thread suggests, is stuck in traffic) and fly to work. If something goes horribly wrong, blame Xantalos.(6) XANTALOS IS BLAMED.
Respawn in a random universe of a sci fi tv show.(2) YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HIGHLANDERS: THE SERIES FAN FORUM. IN A RULE 34 THREAD. A YAOI ONE.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on April 24, 2013, 10:45:32 pm
HEY GUYS WAS THAT TIME
NOPE
>SUMMON HONEY BADGER (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=124662.0) LOCATION: ZANZETKUKEN'S INNARDS
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 24, 2013, 10:58:43 pm
USE FORCE OF WILL TO
HAVE MY BITCH, AKA CHUCK NORRIS, HELP!
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 25, 2013, 09:43:13 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 25, 2013, 10:37:57 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 25, 2013, 11:06:12 am
>Reason that I should be on the leader-board, since I am the leader of my own company, and therefore have already arrived at work.
>SUMMON HONEY BADGER (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=124662.0) LOCATION: ZANZETKUKEN'S INNARD
>Change target to Xantalos.
Post by: Demdemeh on April 25, 2013, 02:41:10 pm
Post by: misko27 on April 25, 2013, 04:00:23 pm
infiltrate secret base containing kentucky fried chicken recipe
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on April 25, 2013, 05:08:38 pm
Post by: Onyxjew944 on April 25, 2013, 05:40:51 pm
((I love how if I get a 1, I implode. If I get anything but a 2 I get some kind of destruction here.))
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 25, 2013, 08:41:11 pm
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.It's only manually if you use your hands.
You're removing his spine dentally.
Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
Post by: Xantalos on April 25, 2013, 08:46:04 pm
Why are you giving me $100? I am my parents.Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.It's only manually if you use your hands.
You're removing his spine dentally.
Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
Post by: Demdemeh on April 25, 2013, 10:25:27 pm
Post by: Xantalos on April 25, 2013, 10:29:21 pm
So if I were to say, "It's not you, Xantalos! It's your kids!" that would be an oxymoron?'It's not you, Xantalos! It's ... you!'
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 26, 2013, 09:45:54 am
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.It's only manually if you use your hands.
You're removing his spine dentally.
Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???
Post by: Onyxjew944 on April 26, 2013, 03:12:28 pm
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???Sig'd. So very, very sig'd.
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 26, 2013, 04:24:43 pm
Huzzah, my first siggedness!WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???Sig'd. So very, very sig'd.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 26, 2013, 05:07:57 pm
Followed shortly by another sigging of the same quote.Huzzah, my first siggedness!WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO GROW HANDS ON MY TEETH, THEN, WON'T I???Sig'd. So very, very sig'd.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on April 28, 2013, 05:05:26 pm
>SUMMON HONEY BADGER (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=124662.0) LOCATION: ZANZETKUKEN'S INNARD
>Change target to Xantalos.
[/quote](4vs3) IT SPAWNS BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU.
Whip out my smart-phone and start googling myself.(3) NO RESULTS FOUND. AW...
Did, did I just accidentally beat the crap out of chuck norris? Hm.(6) CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN LANDS ON YOU.
USE FORCE OF WILL TOMAKE IMAGINATION REALITYBECOME THE CASSANDRA RIDING ALDUIN!
HAVE MY BITCH, AKA CHUCK NORRIS, HELP!
Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.(5) YOU CAREFULLY DISSECT HIS SPINE.
ESCAPE TO Culture-verse!(3) YOU ESCAPE. TO YAOI CULTURE-VERSE
>Return to the future(3) YOU SIT STILL. IT'S THE FUTURE. (5) I WOULD, BUT THE LEADER-BOARD DOESN'T QUITE WORK THAT WAY.
>Reason that I should be on the leader-board, since I am the leader of my own company, and therefore have already arrived at work.
What I miss? Nothing important I imagine.(4) INFILTRATED AND STUFF. THAT BETTY WHITE COSPLAY OUTFIT FINALLY CAME IN HANDY.
infiltrate secret base containing kentucky fried chicken recipe
Continue about my day obliviously.(3) YAY... IT'S DROLL...
Explode violently.(5) EXPLODED AND STUFF.
((I love how if I get a 1, I implode. If I get anything but a 2 I get some kind of destruction here.))
(4) ATTACHED. (3)YOU'RE ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE PLANET. (5)YOU G-G-G-GO FAST! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPxjRZeoy94) And steal someones child before switching it in the nursery.Use my teeth to MANUALLY REMOVE XANTALOS'S SPINE. Because he is to blame for something going horribly wrong.It's only manually if you use your hands.
You're removing his spine dentally.
Attach other end of chains to inside of TARDIS.
Take assistant and I back to the moment before Xantalos was born.
Give Xantalos's parents $100 and give Xantalos to nicer parents so he doesn't grow up to be so insane, saving the world and one poor eldritch abomination.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 28, 2013, 05:15:28 pm
>Inquire what must be done to get on the leaderboard
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on April 28, 2013, 05:34:37 pm
BECOME THE CASSANDRA THAT CRUSHED ME LAST TURN!
Post by: Xantalos on April 28, 2013, 07:01:01 pm
Use spine-wielding skills squired in YAFB to whirl spine around fast enough to become spine helicopter man
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 28, 2013, 09:28:33 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on April 29, 2013, 08:49:05 am
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 29, 2013, 01:50:25 pm
Post by: Paaaad on April 29, 2013, 03:34:56 pm
*Honks 2 horns, four Klaxons, and a pair of wistles at the same time.*
Ha Ha! Nobody else thought of this!
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 29, 2013, 03:42:24 pm
I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO XANTALOS TO TAKE HIS SPINE. THEREFORE, I AM ALSO IN THE LEAD, HMM?This isn't a race.
*Is Traveling Salesman, and thus already at work, just by virtue of being in a car and on the road.*That's not the goal.
...
Ha Ha! Nobody else thought of this!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on April 29, 2013, 03:44:46 pm
Purchase socks.
Post by: Eotyrannus on April 29, 2013, 03:45:28 pm
I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO XANTALOS TO TAKE HIS SPINE. THEREFORE, I AM ALSO IN THE LEAD, HMM?This isn't a race.
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO MAKE A RACE THEN, WON'T I???
Make race. I am in lead, along with those other guys close to work.
Post by: Xantalos on April 29, 2013, 07:10:17 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 29, 2013, 07:50:01 pm
Post by: Xantalos on April 29, 2013, 07:50:34 pm
I don't remember what got me on the leaderboard.I think it's if you roll 3 5's in a row or something.
Post by: misko27 on April 29, 2013, 10:05:08 pm
All I know is I activated dead ringer and went on my merry way, leading me to assume I am a spy.I don't remember what got me on the leaderboard.I think it's if you roll 3 5's in a row or something.
Steal the recipes in dramatic scene, escaping using my wits, and hopefully causing at least one unnecessary explosion.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 29, 2013, 10:18:09 pm
Not a very good one, are you?All I know is I activated dead ringer and went on my merry way, leading me to assume I am a spy.I don't remember what got me on the leaderboard.I think it's if you roll 3 5's in a row or something.
Steal the recipes in dramatic scene, escaping using my wits, and hopefully causing at least one unnecessary explosion.
Post by: Demdemeh on April 30, 2013, 01:36:50 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on April 30, 2013, 03:57:44 pm
Apply to GWG's game-design company, submitting prior works from my portfolio as indications of what I can do.
You would rather apply to a game-design company, than my time and space travel agency where you can get your own TARDIS?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 30, 2013, 09:05:08 pm
Apply to GWG's game-design company, submitting prior works from my portfolio as indications of what I can do.When I get to the present somehow, or if my mail is being forwarded to the past, review portfolio and resume.
Post by: misko27 on April 30, 2013, 09:56:55 pm
Mail can only be forwarded to the present, Haven't you seen back to the Future 2?Apply to GWG's game-design company, submitting prior works from my portfolio as indications of what I can do.When I get to the present somehow, or if my mail is being forwarded to the past, review portfolio and resume.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 30, 2013, 09:59:07 pm
Hey, if there's enough TARDIS's, why not? Heck, if I had a TARDIS, I'd set up a delivery service. Pay the premium, and we've got same-day shipping. Pay even more, and we've got yesterday-shipping!Mail can only be forwarded to the present, Haven't you seen back to the Future 2?Apply to GWG's game-design company, submitting prior works from my portfolio as indications of what I can do.When I get to the present somehow, or if my mail is being forwarded to the past, review portfolio and resume.
Post by: misko27 on April 30, 2013, 10:04:03 pm
Because with forward shipping, you can just give it to the mail and go "Deliver to 350 Redley Street, Avenue of the Canadas. Date: 4/30/2013" And have the post office figure out what the hell that means for you. Cheaper then operating a TARDIS I assume.Hey, if there's enough TARDIS's, why not? Heck, if I had a TARDIS, I'd set up a delivery service. Pay the premium, and we've got same-day shipping. Pay even more, and we've got yesterday-shipping!Mail can only be forwarded to the present, Haven't you seen back to the Future 2?Apply to GWG's game-design company, submitting prior works from my portfolio as indications of what I can do.When I get to the present somehow, or if my mail is being forwarded to the past, review portfolio and resume.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 30, 2013, 10:10:47 pm
2. If I had a time machine, shipping would hardly be the most lucrative opportunity available to me.
Post by: misko27 on April 30, 2013, 10:15:23 pm
2. EXACTLY. So you make the post office deal with it. How was I not clear?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 30, 2013, 10:36:02 pm
2. I'm still unclear as to what you're saying. Why would the post office have a time machine just because I did?
Post by: misko27 on April 30, 2013, 10:37:19 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on April 30, 2013, 10:46:36 pm
Post by: misko27 on April 30, 2013, 11:02:17 pm
Post by: Xantalos on April 30, 2013, 11:04:13 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on May 01, 2013, 12:26:09 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 01, 2013, 04:40:52 pm
Hey, if there's enough TARDIS's, why not? Heck, if I had a TARDIS, I'd set up a delivery service. Pay the premium, and we've got same-day shipping. Pay even more, and we've got yesterday-shipping!
I own all of the TARDISes, and have them locked to only be used by agency personnel. Though it looks like you have some profitable ideas, so attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 01, 2013, 04:50:26 pm
No, but you were going to waste time with a time machine. Support the Federal government why don't ya?
Spoiler: The business plan I attempted to describe (with bonus details!): (click to show/hide)
.If I get the offer, accept it and start contemplating various ways to make money time travelling. Legally.Hey, if there's enough TARDIS's, why not? Heck, if I had a TARDIS, I'd set up a delivery service. Pay the premium, and we've got same-day shipping. Pay even more, and we've got yesterday-shipping!I own all of the TARDISes, and have them locked to only be used by agency personnel. Though it looks like you have some profitable ideas, so attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 01, 2013, 08:04:13 pm
>Return to the futureWell, that would ruin my opportunities to be a dick, now wouldn't it? And why would I ruin such an integral part of this game?
>Inquire what must be done to get on the leaderboard
MAYBE PROXIMITY WILL IMPROVE MY CHANCES!(1) YOU BECOME DEADER. ULTRADEAD.
BECOME THE CASSANDRA THAT CRUSHED ME LAST TURN!
Grab my own spine
Use spine-wielding skills squired in YAFB to whirl spine around fast enough to become spine helicopter manRoflspinecopter throughout the universe
Raise Xantalos to be a nice kid, maybe a doctor or scientist or something, rather than a horrible, omnicidal eldritch abomination.(6vs3) SOMETHING ABOUT XANTALOS MAKES IT HARD FOR GWG TO REDEEM THE LAD. HE CAN'T TELL WHETHER IT'S THE HATRED HE FEELS FOR THE YOUNG CHILDS FUTURE OR WHETHER HOW XANTALOS IS CURRENTLY SPINE HELICOPTERING THROUGH THE UNIVERSE, AS WELL AS BEING QUITE DEAD.
To real Culture-verse.(4) A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.
I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO XANTALOS TO TAKE HIS SPINE. THEREFORE, I AM ALSO IN THE LEAD, HMM?SEE MY ABOVE ANSWER TO ZAN. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE ON THE LEADERBOARD, AT LEAST NOT ON THE PATH YOU'RE GOING.
Ascend to a higher plane of existence.(1) YOU ASCEND TO THE PLANE OF HADES AFTER JOINING A CULT, WHICH WAS THEN RAIDED BY THE FBI.
Purchase socks.
(5) YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING ALRIGHT.I AM NOW CLOSE ENOUGH TO XANTALOS TO TAKE HIS SPINE. THEREFORE, I AM ALSO IN THE LEAD, HMM?This isn't a race.
WELL I SHALL JUST HAVE TO MAKE A RACE THEN, WON'T I???
Make race. I am in lead, along with those other guys close to work.
(6) YOU DO SO, BUT ACCIDENTALLY MURDER THE SCOUTS MUM WHILE DOING SO! GASP DRAMA!All I know is I activated dead ringer and went on my merry way, leading me to assume I am a spy.I don't remember what got me on the leaderboard.I think it's if you roll 3 5's in a row or something.
Steal the recipes in dramatic scene, escaping using my wits, and hopefully causing at least one unnecessary explosion.
Apply to GWG's game-design company, submitting prior works from my portfolio as indications of what I can do.(5) RECALLING HOW YOU USED TO BE BILL GATES, YOU SUBMIT THINGS.
Teleport in randomly as eldritch Cheesecake.(1) NO U.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
DEMDEMEH
Post by: Xantalos on May 01, 2013, 08:06:36 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 01, 2013, 08:22:25 pm
Post by: Remuthra on May 01, 2013, 08:24:10 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 01, 2013, 08:40:00 pm
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
Post by: Xantalos on May 01, 2013, 08:54:52 pm
>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officerPoint out how stupid that is, as if they wanted to kill you you'd already be dead, thus there's no point in hiring them in the first place, as if they dicide to kill you and succeed, you'll die as soon as they're hired.
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 01, 2013, 08:55:51 pm
...you'll die as soon as they're hired.
Which is why I don't hire them.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 01, 2013, 09:18:04 pm
Go back in time to when my assistant and I started re-raising Xantalos, then advise them on how to do it better.
Examine results. Repeat if needed.
Visit the future to be de-aged.
Accept Zanzetkuken's job offer if I get it.
Post by: misko27 on May 01, 2013, 09:35:13 pm
Oh well, I have that redhead. All will be fine.
Anyway, after briefly pausing to reflect, Steal a genetically altered Cow and untested growth hormones and a cock fighter(the cock itself, not the people). Hopefully at the same time.
My fiendish plan is going as planned.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 02, 2013, 05:40:49 am
Post by: Cheesecake on May 02, 2013, 06:38:55 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 02, 2013, 07:16:31 am
Travel to...A random earth from a fictional series.
Post by: Demdemeh on May 02, 2013, 09:19:54 am
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 02, 2013, 10:51:09 am
Post by: Paaaad on May 02, 2013, 03:53:51 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 02, 2013, 08:05:50 pm
SUMMON NATHAN BARNATT(4) BEHOLD A SOMEWHAT FAMOUS COMEDIAN.
USE MY INCORPOREAL SPIRIT POWERS TO POSSESS THE CASSANDRA THAT MURDERED ME.(3) YOU ARE THE GHOST HAUNTING HER RIGHT TOENAIL.
Follow Cheesecake through the hole into the game from the multiverse.(4) YOU HEAD BACK FROM WHENCE YE CAME.
>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer(2) YOU GET A BUY SIGNAL FROM HIS PHONE.
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
(3)>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officerPoint out how stupid that is, as if they wanted to kill you you'd already be dead, thus there's no point in hiring them in the first place, as if they dicide to kill you and succeed, you'll die as soon as they're hired.
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
"That's dumb and stuff, yo?
"
Figure out what went wrong.(1,1) YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE DUE TO YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE, AND TAKE A TRIP TO THE DAWN OF TIME, ALONGSIDE YOUR ASSISTANT. (6) SHE, ASSUMING YOU'RE HAVING ANOTHER EPISODE, SLAMS THE CONTROLS, AND YOU FIND YOURSELVES IN THE POST APOCALYPTIC FUTURE.
Go back in time to when my assistant and I started re-raising Xantalos, then advise them on how to do it better.
Examine results. Repeat if needed.
Visit the future to be de-aged.
Accept Zanzetkuken's job offer if I get it.
"Goddamn it, I need some time alone."
THEN SHE STORMS OFF.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!(5) YOU STEAL DAT STUFF.
Oh well, I have that redhead. All will be fine.
Anyway, after briefly pausing to reflect, Steal a genetically altered Cow and untested growth hormones and a cock fighter(the cock itself, not the people). Hopefully at the same time.
My fiendish plan is going as planned.
Become bored and start killing my co-workers.(5) YOU KILL (UN)INNOCENT PEOPLE.
Try to spawn again as Cheesecake Man.(4) YOU ARE CHEESECAKE MAN, GUARDIAN OF PASTRY CITY. A CHILL BREEZE CUTS THROUGH YOUR SPANDEX OUTFIT.
...what.(5) YOU GO TO IDYLLIC SUPER EARTH FROM SOME PLACE.
Travel to...A random earth from a fictional series.
Perform expected work functions at high quality. Take initiative to ensure success of projects and company.(1) YOU STAB YOURSELF IN THE HEART AND TRY TO WRITE WITH THE BLOOD. IT'S PRETTY HARD TO WRITE WITHOUT A HEART, HELL, IT'S DIFFICULT TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT A HEART. ALSO, YOU'RE FIRED, WHAT WITH BEING DEAD.
Remember to exist. Summon a sperm whale, and use a reverse infinite probability drive to turn it into a missile and blow up Xantalos's spinecopter.(6) IN YOUR ATTEMPT TO REMEMBER TO EXIST, YOU BEGIN TO MEDITATE ON THE VERY NATURE OF EXISTENCE, AND YOU FORGET TO REMEMBER.
*Coninue being traveling salesman, turn on NPR*(1) YOU'RE MUGGED AND KILLED.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on May 02, 2013, 08:10:07 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 02, 2013, 08:13:41 pm
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
Post by: Remuthra on May 02, 2013, 08:14:22 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 02, 2013, 08:18:47 pm
Post by: misko27 on May 02, 2013, 09:44:36 pm
Yes, now is time. Bring all the things together into the Mcdonalds factory headquarters. Combine them using the Genetic Splicing machines within, and Create, the First, Ever, CHICKENCOW ARMY!
Post by: Paaaad on May 02, 2013, 10:07:43 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 02, 2013, 10:36:24 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on May 03, 2013, 05:12:58 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 03, 2013, 05:55:55 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 03, 2013, 06:31:22 am
Post by: Demdemeh on May 03, 2013, 08:23:25 am
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 03, 2013, 10:13:00 am
Post by: Demdemeh on May 03, 2013, 10:17:21 am
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 04, 2013, 11:27:23 pm
DANCING(6) YOU DANCE TO DEATH. AND I DON'T MEAN DANCING FOR SO LONG YOU DIE, BUT DANCING UP TO THE HORSEMAN OF DEATH, THEN STEPPING ON HIS TOES. KLUTZ.
>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer(2) HE'S BUSY BEING IN THE PAST. AND LOSING HIS EXISTING EMPLOYEES.
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
Battlecruiser. Here. Now.(6) IT IS ATOP YOU. DAMN IT.
TAKE CONTROL OF THE REST OF HER!(1) YOU ARE PURGED FROM HER MIND.
Yes. Yeeees. Yeeeeeeeees.(3) YOU MAKE A FEW BURGER PEOPLE. IT'S KIND OF LIKE THAT BIT IN WAYNES WORLD. WITH MR. DONUT HEAD MAN. BUT WITH REALLY GROSS BURGERS.
Yes, now is time. Bring all the things together into the Mcdonalds factory headquarters. Combine them using the Genetic Splicing machines within, and Create, the First, Ever, CHICKENCOW ARMY!
*Explode outside of fireworks warehouse*(3) YOU SORT OF FIZZLE OUTSIDE OF A FIREWORKS PLACE.
Dry hump all other forumites.(4) IT'S VERY STRESS RELIEVING.
KEEP KILLING!(2) SUDDENLY NOT FEELING UP TO IT, YOU TAKE A COFFEE BREAK.
find out what universe it is.(2) IT'S ONE THAT'S PHYSICAL, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL MUCH ELSE.
Rise as a revenant of the workplace, and restore the office to rights so that GWG can return to a successful business.(1) NO. YOU STAY DEAD. HELL ISN'T THAT BAD AT KEEPING SOULS IN.
Continue meditating. I am passing the time, THUS I AM WINNING.(5) YOU CONTINUE MEDITATING.
LEADERBOARD:
XANTALOS
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on May 04, 2013, 11:32:32 pm
Post by: Demdemeh on May 04, 2013, 11:35:00 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on May 04, 2013, 11:47:53 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 05, 2013, 05:19:38 am
Post by: Remuthra on May 05, 2013, 07:39:58 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 05, 2013, 09:25:28 am
Follow her! Turn TARDIS into something portable first.
Do the above, skipped action, please!
Post by: misko27 on May 05, 2013, 10:29:21 am
Head to, the nearest genetic manipulation center, which LCS assures, me, is everywhere. Rectify, my mistakes.
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 05, 2013, 11:18:02 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 05, 2013, 12:29:45 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 05, 2013, 05:45:15 pm
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 05, 2013, 10:18:00 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 05, 2013, 10:19:31 pm
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 05, 2013, 10:23:01 pm
DANCEOFF WITH DEATH TIME(1) HE OWNS YOU, THEN YOUR SOUL.
Exit the hellmouth and get a job with Buffy as a new sidekick.(2) YOU NEED TO FILE THE CORRECT FORMS FIRST.
NOW FLIRT WITH ALL THE FORUMITES!(4) EY BOI. U WANT DIS?
NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
Enter through the underside docking port.(5) YOU FLAT STANLEY YOUR WAY IN.
(5,2) LUCKILY FOR YOU, SHE LEFT AN EASY TO FOLLOW TRAIL OF STOMPED GRASS AND BROKEN BRANCHES. UNLUCKILY FOR YOU, SLINGING THE TARDIS OVER YOUR SHOULDER MEANS YOU'RE GOING QUITE SLOWLY.Follow her! Turn TARDIS into something portable first.
Do the above, skipped action, please!
No! I, must, rectify. I, must.(4) THEY'RE RECTIFIED. LOL RECT.
Head to, the nearest genetic manipulation center, which LCS assures, me, is everywhere. Rectify, my mistakes.
Find out more information about universe.(5) IT TURNS OUT THAT HERE, YOU ARE REVERED AS A GOD.
>attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer(4) YOU WRITE HIS NAME ON PAPER. (5) YOU HIRE FAMOUS DUDES. LIKE THE TERMINATOR, BUT THE GOOD ONE. AND THE GUYS FROM CHRONO TRIGGER.
>hire more time travelers, after performing a background check, to make sure they won't try to kill me
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Post by: Xantalos on May 05, 2013, 10:25:45 pm
CAN'T TOUCH DISWAT I'S SAYIN IS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK
Post by: misko27 on May 05, 2013, 10:37:30 pm
Send, the army of my master, and conquer, all the McDonalds. ALL OF THEM!?! YES! FOR BOB! FILL HIS THIRST FOR BLOOD WITH YOUR CHICKEN CLAWS!
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 06, 2013, 12:00:08 am
NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 06, 2013, 03:42:27 am
Post by: Cheesecake on May 06, 2013, 04:51:10 am
Post by: Remuthra on May 06, 2013, 05:03:31 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 06, 2013, 05:27:51 am
Post by: Demdemeh on May 06, 2013, 08:43:25 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 06, 2013, 10:33:37 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 06, 2013, 11:19:32 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 05:08:46 pm
Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Travel back in time two minutes, continue following trail for one minute. Repeat until I find her.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 06, 2013, 07:31:14 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 07:47:40 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2013, 07:48:06 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 07:50:15 pm
...
Congratulations on being toe fungus to someone on the Leaderboard.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 06, 2013, 07:52:19 pm
I thought he said she was off for a while.She was.
She was already there.Only for a period- she got removed some point in the past, after she stopped posting.
Well, congratulations on failing so badly you put someone on the Leaderboard.Thank you! I try. How's your healing ray going herr doctor?
Post by: Demdemeh on May 06, 2013, 08:24:24 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 08:38:58 pm
It's been better.Well, congratulations on failing so badly you put someone on the Leaderboard.Thank you! I try. How's your healing ray going herr doctor?
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 06, 2013, 09:03:15 pm
(6) YOU EXAUST YOURSELF WITH A WICKED MOVE, LEAVING YOU OPEN TO BE SHOT BY DEATHS GAT.CAN'T TOUCH DISWAT I'S SAYIN IS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK
Yes, The army is prepared.(5) YOU TAKE THE MCDONALDS GALAXY WIDE, FINISHING WITH THE HOMEWORLD! ALL HAIL MISKO, THE BURGER KING!
Send, the army of my master, and conquer, all the McDonalds. ALL OF THEM!?! YES! FOR BOB! FILL HIS THIRST FOR BLOOD WITH YOUR CHICKEN CLAWS!
(4) YOU TAKE HALF HER BODY.NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!
Be dinosaur. Devour souls.(5) SOME SAY YOU GOT THE SOUL EATING THING FROM ALDUIN. YOU SAY "FUCK YOU" AND EAT THEIR SOULS.
IMPREGNATE MY FOES WITH CHEESECAKE!(1)OH NO! HOW EMBARRASING, YOUR CHEESECAKE IS STERILE. YOU DIE FROM THE SHAME.
Go blow up the office building!(6) YOU BLOW UP THE OFFICE BUILDING, CONSUMING IT, AND YOURSELF, IN A BEAUTIFUL FIRESTORM. FROM THE SKIES, IT NEARLY RESEMBLES THE BUDDING OF A CYNICAL FLOWER.
Drink coffee, kill people.(5) AH. THERE WE GO. NURSING YOUR CAFFIENE ADDICTION HELPED YOU GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR TO MURDER DOZENS MORE.
File all required forms in triplicate, and submit to the correct offices, then exit hellmouth and get work as sidekick with Buffy.(1) A BUREAU-KNIGHT KILLS YOU!
RALLY A EMPIRE OF THE UNVIERSE. GO HELP XELEE.(2) NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU OR XELEE. YOU FEEL SAD.
>hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer
(1) THE TARDIS BREAKS YOUR BACK.Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.GAH! FINALLY WIN THE EPIC STRUGGLE OF GETTING A 5 AND BECOMING CASSANDRA!NOO! RETROACTIVELY MAKE MY LAST ROLL A 5 & TAKE CONTROL OF HER! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!(3) YOU'RE BACK, IN HER TOENAIL.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
GWG
MISKO
Travel back in time two minutes, continue following trail for one minute. Repeat until I find her.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRADAMZ
MISKO
GWG
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 06, 2013, 09:04:37 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2013, 09:06:31 pm
USE CAT POWERS TO BECOME DEATH'S CAT(6) YOU EXAUST YOURSELF WITH A WICKED MOVE, LEAVING YOU OPEN TO BE SHOT BY DEATHS GATO.CAN'T TOUCH DISWAT I'S SAYIN IS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 06, 2013, 09:15:22 pm
(What did I roll?)(You already did that action. I can't force him to be the financial officer, so you just wrote his name on paper.)
Post by: Demdemeh on May 06, 2013, 09:45:59 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 09:54:43 pm
Get my back fixed.
Travel back in time to before my assistant got there so I can save her before she gets in danger.
Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.
Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2013, 09:57:45 pm
Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.*don't be a lazy ass like the apparently omnipotent inexplicably human British alien with a pocket flashlight that I ate some time ago in a different RTD and realize that TARDISi can look like multiple things, but the unliscenced medical professional's one is just broken*
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 06, 2013, 10:01:37 pm
I know they can. That's why I keep trying.Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.*don't be a lazy ass like the apparently omnipotent inexplicably human British alien with a pocket flashlight that I ate some time ago in a different RTD and realize that TARDISi can look like multiple things, but the unliscenced medical professional's one is just broken*
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 07, 2013, 01:58:22 am
Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRADAMZ
MISKO
GWG
Nope but apparently it's on the right track!
...Which half?
MAINTAIN ACTION PREVIOUSLY UNDERTAKEN BY CURRENT HALF, INCLUDING IMPORTANT ACTIONS SUCH AS GRASPING. FINISH SUBSUMING CASSANDRA.
Post by: Cheesecake on May 07, 2013, 04:39:12 am
Post by: Remuthra on May 07, 2013, 05:01:23 am
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 07, 2013, 05:30:01 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 07, 2013, 07:40:38 am
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 07, 2013, 10:15:49 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 07, 2013, 12:01:35 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 15, 2013, 06:21:36 pm
(4) YOU POSSESS HIS LESS GANGSTER CAT.USE CAT POWERS TO BECOME DEATH'S CAT(6) YOU EXAUST YOURSELF WITH A WICKED MOVE, LEAVING YOU OPEN TO BE SHOT BY DEATHS GATO.CAN'T TOUCH DISWAT I'S SAYIN IS
ALSO I ALREADY ATE MY OWN SOUL, AND IMMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY DANCING MOVES WERE DA BES OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME
AMBUSH DANCE ATTACK
Fill hell with miasma and cause a tantrum spiral which makes it crumble to its end.(2) YOU DIE. THEN THEY BURY YOU.
Travel forward in time to the future.(6) YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THE YEAR 3000. DINOSAURS RULE THE GALAXY. (4) A DINO CHIROPRACTOR WORKS ON YOUR BACK.
Get my back fixed.
Travel back in time to before my assistant got there so I can save her before she gets in danger.
Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.
Being in someone's toenail doesn't let you share their achievements.(2) SHE PURGES YOU. AGAIN.Respawn as baby cheesecake in one of the forumites.(5) YOU SPAWN. I'LL AVOID THE DETAILS.Be reborn from the ashes into a phoenix.(1) YOU BURN YOURSELF. DOESN'T WORK, WHAT WITH YOU BEING A PERSON, NOT A PHEONIX.Listen to epic music as I eat my lunch.(1) YOU LISTEN TO CHER, AND EAT POISON TO END IT.GO HELP Xelee anyway.(4) HALP ACHIEVED. WHOEVER XELEE IS. FEMALE XANTALOS OR SOMETHING.Find adorable thing. Sit on them. Laugh as I crush them underneath my buttocks.(4) YOU CRUSH RABBITS WITH YOUR FAT ASS.>Drag GWG to the present and put him in the position of Chief Financial Officer(2) NO. HE'S ALREADY IN THE FUTURE
LEADERBOARD:
CASSANDRA
MISKO
GWG
Post by: Xantalos on May 15, 2013, 06:30:25 pm
Post by: Remuthra on May 15, 2013, 06:41:11 pm
Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 15, 2013, 06:43:46 pm
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 15, 2013, 07:06:23 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 15, 2013, 07:11:37 pm
save my assistant!
LOAD ASSISTANT
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 15, 2013, 08:21:21 pm
"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"
Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.
>If this action works, make Remuthra the agency's Cheif Financial Officer
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 15, 2013, 08:42:42 pm
Smack the Pun-Maker! Don't stop saving my assistant to do so, though.save my assistant!LOAD ASSISTANT
I still have ajob with you once I reach the present, right?"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!">If this action works, make Remuthra the agency's Cheif Financial Officer
Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 15, 2013, 09:01:48 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 16, 2013, 05:46:44 am
Post by: Demdemeh on May 16, 2013, 07:44:54 am
Post by: Mipe on May 16, 2013, 07:56:15 am
The traffic is stuck around me.
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 16, 2013, 09:58:38 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 16, 2013, 12:04:15 pm
I still have a job with you once I reach the present, right?
I'll find something if you come to apply, since my attempts at contacting you have always been thwarted.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 16, 2013, 05:04:09 pm
I'll see if I can apply. Or better yet, I'll see if I can have applied.I still have a job with you once I reach the present, right?I'll find something if you come to apply, since my attempts at contacting you have always been thwarted.
Future-Me: Apply to see what jobs are available with Zanzetkuken. (It's called a stable time loop.)
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 17, 2013, 01:21:08 pm
BEGIN KITTY BEFRIENDING OF OTHER AFTERLIFE FIGURES(2) YOU GET TRAPPED IN THE HELL POUND.
"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!"(6) DURING YOUR SPEECH, COMMON SENSE MAN, A SUPERHERO BASED ON HAVING COMMON SENSE, SHOOTS YOU IN THE CHEST.
Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.
When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!(2) IT'S BEGUN TO REGRESS.
When my back is fixed, go back in time and save my assistant!(2) IT'S TAKING A WHILE.
Begin existing again. DESTROY ALL GODDAMN POP MUSIC!(1) YOU ARE SHANKED BY A RABID HORDE OF POP FANGIRLS.
(4) YOU LOAD HIS ASSISTANT INTO YOUR PART OF CREATION. SHE DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.save my assistant!
LOAD ASSISTANT
SMACK THE DICE OUT OF CASSANDRA'S HANDS AND APPROPRIATE HER FORM, WITH MUCH CHOATENESS!(5) IT IS COMPLETE. YOU HAVE TAKEN OVER HER BODY.
Xelee is a race that spans the universe. And is fighting a war for all Byronic life. And losing. So lets fix that.(2) YOU CHEER THEM ON.
I am not stuck in the traffic.(4) 2DEEP4ME.
The traffic is stuck around me.
Return to that road we were in when we were all stuck in traffic. Get back in car. Play music.(6) YOU FORGOT JUST HOW AWFUL IT WAS. SO BAD, IN FACT, YOU'RE BORED TO DEATH.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG
Post by: Remuthra on May 17, 2013, 01:50:36 pm
Beat Common Sense Man to death with my own sternum.
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 17, 2013, 01:53:53 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 17, 2013, 02:00:00 pm
Future: Return to present, apply for job.
Post by: Demdemeh on May 17, 2013, 03:07:00 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 17, 2013, 03:10:33 pm
Reincarnate as a more fortunate being.I'll miss you.
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 17, 2013, 03:10:47 pm
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 17, 2013, 03:21:40 pm
ASK MY ALDUIN SWEETUMS TO TAKE ME BACK TO WORK. I FORGOT....SOMETHING.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 17, 2013, 05:54:30 pm
Become a Spawn of Holistic. Listen to Justin Bieber, using my [NOPAIN] and [NOFEAR] tags to be immune to it while everyone dies around me.Tactical nuke. Kill the sunnuvabitch!
Post by: Xantalos on May 17, 2013, 06:57:54 pm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Mr_Burns.png)
RELEASE THE HOUNDS
UPON EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 20, 2013, 11:47:05 am
Future: Return to present, apply for job.
>Hire as Chief Financial Officer
Post by: jdonpugh on May 21, 2013, 12:37:24 am
Figure out how to turn my TARDIS into a more portable and less conspicuous form.*don't be a lazy ass like the apparently omnipotent inexplicably human British alien with a pocket flashlight that I ate some time ago in a different RTD and realize that TARDISi can look like multiple things, but the unliscenced medical professional's one is just broken*
I am facing like this problem before. Ha ha ha ha
Post by: Fireiy on May 21, 2013, 10:26:19 am
Because why not join 50 pages in.
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 24, 2013, 01:42:55 pm
"Muahahahahahaha! You cannot fight me with your pitiful common sense! Your rational weapons cannot kill me! I am the Victim! You cannot kill that which has no soul!"(6) YOU DESTROY YOUR FOE, BEATING HIM TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN BODY. THEN YOU REALIZE YOU MIGHT NEED THAT AND FALL OVER, DYING.
Beat Common Sense Man to death with my own sternum.
Get as many versions of humanity possible to help xelee.(1) THAT MIGHT TAKE A WHILE.
Now: Go back in time to before it was regressing, and save my assistant!(6) YOU GET BACK TO HER. BUT SHE DOESN'T LOOK HAPPY WITH YOU.
Future: Return to present, apply for job.
Reincarnate as a more fortunate being.(6) YOU REINCARNATE AS SOMEONES LUCKY SOCK.
Become a Spawn of Holistic. Listen to Justin Bieber, using my [NOPAIN] and [NOFEAR] tags to be immune to it while everyone dies around me.(1) I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS , SO YOU DIE INSTEAD.
HAHA! TIME FOR MY MASTER PLAN!(5) HE TAKES YOU BACK BEFORE GOING TO DEVOUR SOME MORE.
ASK MY ALDUIN SWEETUMS TO TAKE ME BACK TO WORK. I FORGOT....SOMETHING.
(4) S'DEAD, FR0ST.Become a Spawn of Holistic. Listen to Justin Bieber, using my [NOPAIN] and [NOFEAR] tags to be immune to it while everyone dies around me.Tactical nuke. Kill the sunnuvabitch!
TAKE OVER THE POUND.(4) YOU RELEASE THE HOUNDS ONTO THE INNOCENT MASSES.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Mr_Burns.png)
RELEASE THE HOUNDS
UPON EVERYONE OTHER THAN ME
(3) WHATEVER.Future: Return to present, apply for job.
>Hire as Chief Financial Officer
Turn world into a massive game of trouble in terrorist town.(6) YOU DO SO, AND ARE HEADSHOTTED BY A TRAITOR FROM ACROSS THE MAP.
Because why not join 50 pages in.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG
Post by: Demdemeh on May 24, 2013, 01:52:39 pm
Post by: Remuthra on May 24, 2013, 02:04:38 pm
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 24, 2013, 02:33:02 pm
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 24, 2013, 03:01:34 pm
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 24, 2013, 03:02:05 pm
Post by: Xantalos on May 24, 2013, 03:33:25 pm
GET HOUNDS TO REPRODUCE VIA MITOSIS, MAKING HOUND POPULATION GROW EXPONENTIALLY.
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 24, 2013, 04:29:08 pm
"Talk to you later honey, pick me up at 8?"
PROCEED INTO WORK. QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE. BIDE MY TIME.
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 24, 2013, 06:23:25 pm
Post by: Fireiy on May 26, 2013, 06:59:19 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 26, 2013, 07:45:04 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on May 27, 2013, 11:14:05 pm
Become the person whose sock I now am.(2) YOU REMAIN A SOCK.
Rise from the grave to again conquer the stock market.(1) YOU DECAY A LITTLE FASTER.
get as many as I can within twenty years then, GO HELP XELEE.(6) YOU PULL ALL OF HUMANITY WITH YOU. THEN, YOU REALIZE YOU FORGOT FOOD. THEY DEVOLVE INTO A CANNABILISTIC HORDE, DEVOURING EACHOTHER AND YOU.
Berate the GM for not knowing something from Syrupleaf and Spearbreakers!(4) OH NO. I'M SO ASHAMED. CRY CRY CRY.
Now, Nuke the fangirls who killed me. Fuck you and your shitty pop music!(6) YOU NUKE THEM, AND THEY BECOME SUPER MUTANT FANGIRLS, AND RIP YOU IN HALF. AND HALF. AND HALF. AND HALF. AND HALF. AND HALF.
BECOME THE HOUND HIVEMIND(1) YOU CEASE TO EXIST.
GET HOUNDS TO REPRODUCE VIA MITOSIS, MAKING HOUND POPULATION GROW EXPONENTIALLY.
HAHA!(2) YOU JUST CHILL OUT THERE.
"Talk to you later honey, pick me up at 8?"
PROCEED INTO WORK. QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE. BIDE MY TIME.
"What's wrong?"(3)
"It's just... You wouldn't get it..."
SHE SIGHS IRRATIBLY AND TURNS AROUND.
Find someone to assassinate.(2) LOTTA GUYS. NOT MANY CONTRACTS.
>Inquire as to the state of the board of director positions within the agency(2) AS YOU ARE SUPREME DICTATOR FOR LIFE, THERE ARE NONE.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on May 28, 2013, 12:36:16 am
PROCEED INTO WORK! QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE! CONTINUE BIDING MY TIME!
Post by: Xantalos on May 28, 2013, 12:42:18 am
OUTKHAAAAAAAAN CREEEEEED
Post by: Fireiy on May 28, 2013, 03:10:46 am
Post by: Eotyrannus on May 28, 2013, 03:13:25 am
Post by: Tavik Toth on May 28, 2013, 04:23:49 am
Post by: Remuthra on May 28, 2013, 05:36:39 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 28, 2013, 06:16:21 am
Destroy universe.Impede Action
Talk to her:
"Could you try to make me understand?"
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on May 28, 2013, 07:56:02 am
Chrysallids!
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on May 28, 2013, 09:01:10 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 28, 2013, 02:54:44 pm
>Order the Chief Financial Officer (GreatWyrmGold) to start getting money for the agency, legally.I will once I get from the past into the present. If Spinal lets me, I'll go back to this turn and start doing this in the future.
Isn't time travel fun?
Post by: Demdemeh on May 28, 2013, 09:08:39 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on June 02, 2013, 08:38:37 am
Excellent!(2) YOU TRIP AND FALLL ONTO THE PAVEMENT. THEN, YOU SIT THERE FOR A WHILE, CRYING.
PROCEED INTO WORK! QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE! CONTINUE BIDING MY TIME!
BECOME KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN(5) KHANN'D
OUTKHAAAAAAAAN CREEEEEED
Patiently wait for a contract.(5) IT'S A VERY NICE CONTRACT INDEED.
ATTEMPT TO GIVE EVERYONE ELSE A -1 TO THEIR SCORE.(5) NEXT TURN, YOU DICK.
Destroy universe.(1) APPARENTLY, THE GODS OF LUCK DESPISE YOU. PROLLY FOR TRYING TO DESTROY THEIR UNIVERSE.
Try Again.(5) IT WORKED THIS TIME. YOU DO THE THRILLER DANCE TO CELEBRATE.
(5) IT'S ALREADY KIND OF IMPEDED BY BEING A FAILING ACTION. (6) SHE GLARES AT YOU.Destroy universe.Impede Action
Talk to her:
"Could you try to make me understand?"
"It's because you're an asshole, that's why. Is that good enough?"
Fine then.(5) THEY COME.
Chrysallids!
>Order the Chief Financial Officer (GreatWyrmGold) to start getting money for the agency, legally.(5) WEIRD, POSSIBLY EVIL GWG VERSION DOES IT WHILE LAUGHING SINISTERLY.
"The spreadsheets! Their power is mine!"
Become an entire lucky suit.(4) YOU DO SO.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG
Post by: Remuthra on June 02, 2013, 08:42:41 am
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 02, 2013, 08:51:55 am
Take her back to a time and place of her choice. If we actually arrive there, drop her off and travel back in time to when I was first offered a position as Zanzetkuken's financial officer.
Post by: Eotyrannus on June 02, 2013, 09:40:02 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 02, 2013, 02:04:36 pm
PROCEED INTO WORK, QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE, BIDE TIME!
Also, way to get 70% 5s.
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 02, 2013, 02:09:43 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 02, 2013, 02:25:14 pm
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 02, 2013, 02:27:59 pm
Which end?
Good point.
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 02, 2013, 03:05:15 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 02, 2013, 06:33:19 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 02, 2013, 06:40:06 pm
Post by: Spinal_Taper on June 05, 2013, 09:56:26 am
Now, conquer the financial world!(1-1)YOU KNOW HOW CARTHAGE STOPPED ROME? IMAGINE THAT, BUT CARTHAGE WAS EVERYTHING, AND ROME WAS YOU.
"...Alright.""Just take me home."
Take her back to a time and place of her choice. If we actually arrive there, drop her off and travel back in time to when I was first offered a position as Zanzetkuken's financial officer.
(5-1) YOU ARRIVE IN THE RIGHT TIME AND ALL THAT BORING CRAP.
Try luck on giving everyone else a -2. KILL EVERYONE.(2) NO. ALSO, YOU ARE KILLED FOR META DICKERY.
Damn body's acting up! SHUSH YOU!(5-1) WORK IS DONE.
PROCEED INTO WORK, QUIETLY GO THROUGH ROUTINE, BIDE TIME!
Also, way to get 70% 5s.
>Send the Time Cop division to arrest Tavik Toth and send him on a one-way trip to the temporal death of the universe.(1-1) THE TIME POLICE SERVE NO MAN. THEY SHOOT YOU WITH A TIME STICK.
Try to create a dimensional rift.(4-1) WELL AREN'T YOU A FANCY LITTLE CULTIST.
TRICK EVERYONE INTO COOKING THEMSELVES INTO A QUICHE(4-1) YOU TRICK THE LESS INTELLIGENT .01% INTO DOING SO. IT'S PRETTY GOOD.
LEADERBOARD:
GRIZZLYANDRA
MISKO
GWG
Post by: Tavik Toth on June 05, 2013, 09:57:55 am
Post by: GrizzlyAdamz on June 05, 2013, 10:16:30 am
HAVE ALDUIN PICK ME UP!
Post by: Eotyrannus on June 05, 2013, 10:17:57 am
Post by: Zanzetkuken The Great on June 05, 2013, 10:36:21 am
>Be immune to non-positive roll modifiers.
>Yell at the time cops for shooting their dragon boss.
(That roll that turned me into a time-elemental dragon is really going to help here, since the cops serve no man, but a dragon is a different story.)
Post by: Remuthra on June 05, 2013, 01:57:24 pm
Post by: Xantalos on June 05, 2013, 03:56:18 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on June 05, 2013, 04:35:24 pm
Celebrate the fact that I conquered everything just like Rome did Carthage!Don't you love historical fail?
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Bid her adieu. Travel back in time several turns and accept the job offer the first time I got it.
Get the Leaderboard arranged in alphabetical order.
Post by: Fr0stByt3 on June 06, 2013, 07:31:12 am