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THE RTD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
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BUT IT CAN BE DERAILED
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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 153632 times)

Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #135 on: December 02, 2012, 01:09:57 am »
Quote from: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:01:36 am
Quote from: Corai on December 02, 2012, 01:00:12 am
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.
You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

You are punching a mans eyes out with your fists during sex, and you accuse Corai of illogic? Also, kinky.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #136 on: December 02, 2012, 01:12:05 am »
Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 01:09:57 am
Quote from: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:01:36 am
Quote from: Corai on December 02, 2012, 01:00:12 am
Go to Misko's girlfriends house. Shoot girlfriend then beat the corpse. Then set it on fire and laugh at Misko like a maniac.
You can't. it is 10 miles from work, and you are 20. Nananana.

You are punching a mans eyes out with your fists during sex, and you accuse Corai of illogic? Also, kinky.
Not my fault...
Anyway, what about Aseaheru, the guy intruding on you and Alduin?
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Cassandra

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #137 on: December 02, 2012, 01:13:56 am »
Alduin likes mortal snacks. Besides, the wiggling corpse to be that will be in Alduin's stomach adds movement and stimulation~
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #138 on: December 02, 2012, 01:21:44 am »
Eww.
 
Anyway, I changed the action ot getting up and punching him out. And Corai is only doing this because he's annoyed I turned him into a women in YAFB.
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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #139 on: December 02, 2012, 01:23:35 am »
Quote from: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:21:44 am
Eww.
 
Anyway, I changed the action ot getting up and punching him out. And Corai is only doing this because he's annoyed I turned him into a women in YAFB.
Under MY suggestion!
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #140 on: December 02, 2012, 01:26:30 am »
Well how bout he not do it because its my birthday?
 
No cake for him then.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 01:29:53 am by misko27 »
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #141 on: December 02, 2012, 01:43:20 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 01:08:18 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 01:06:13 am
How did I get farther away?

Retrieve laptop with satellite internet. Telecommute. Work from five miles away. Walk to work.
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Respawn.
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« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 10:02:21 am by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #142 on: December 02, 2012, 02:24:51 am »
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #143 on: December 02, 2012, 02:27:16 am »
Quote from: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 02:24:51 am
>PIGGY-BACK ON CORAI

OKAY!

Quote from: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:21:44 am
Eww.
 
Anyway, I changed the action ot getting up and punching him out. And Corai is only doing this because he's annoyed I turned him into a women in YAFB.

No, I was planning to do this last turn. I don't hold grudges across different RTDs.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #144 on: December 02, 2012, 02:28:12 am »
Quote from: misko27 on December 02, 2012, 01:26:30 am
Well how bout you not do it because its my birthday?
 
No cake for you then.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #145 on: December 02, 2012, 04:14:35 am »
continue through the sewer
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #146 on: December 02, 2012, 08:02:12 am »
Find and eat a child, it's youth will heal my hemorrhaging.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #147 on: December 02, 2012, 08:11:22 am »
Cause sun to explode.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #148 on: December 02, 2012, 08:12:15 am »
TUNNEL TO EARTH'S CORE, BLOW EVERYTHING UP.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
« Reply #149 on: December 02, 2012, 08:57:52 am »
"Fuck this traffic, I don't need to travel to that cubicle hellhole."

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