LEAVE ORGANS
MIRACULOUSLY BUILD HELICOPTER
SUMMON FRIENDLY DRAGON IF ABOVE FAILS
RIDE NEW MODE OF TRANSPORTATION TO WORK
(1) YOU LEAVE YOUR ORGANS BEHIND. OH WAIT. YOU MIGHT NEED THOSE.
return to earth as comet. Land unhurt.
(2) THE RETURNING YOU DO FINE. THE UNHURT PART YOU AREN'T AS LUCKY WITH.
...IMPLIES I GOT A SIGNAL!
Connect to signal!
Join teleconference!
Walk to work, making sure I don't walk into any dangerous areas!
(5) YOUR LAPTOP, WITH ITS WIRELESS N' STUFF, CONNECTS TO THE TELECONFERENCE, (1) WHERE YOU ARE FIRED, AND MARKED FOR DEATH.
>Switch the locations of work and the place directly in front of me.
[How far am I away?]
(1) YOU SWITCH THE LOCATIONS OF YOURSELF AND GREATWYRMGOLD, AND TAKE A BULLET TO THE BRAIN.
Ahah
>One last try. Hypnotize her into not wanting to keep me from work today.
> If and when that fails, actually, you know what, even if that suceeds, Look up at the Sky, Shout "Up up and away!" And fly through the ceiling!
(5) SHE KISSES YOU, THEN WAVES YOU OFF TO WORK. (2) YOU JUMP.
Quit work. hug people while wearing bullet proof clothing.
(4) YOU ONLY COME OFF AS A MOLESTOR TO MOST OF THEM.
Attack someone
(6) YOU WALK UP TO CHUCK NORRIS, AND ISSUE A CHALLENGE. WHAT DO NOW?
Respawn.
WALK OVER TO MISKO, GRAB HIM AND CARRY HIM TO WORK.
(4) YOU LIFT HIM AND BEGINS HEADING TO WORK.
>SETTLE INTO LIFE OF SLAVERY, FOR NOW.
HARDLY WORSE THAN MY JOB BEFORE, RIGHT?
>GET TO KNOW FELLOW SLAVES. SOW SEEDS OF REVOLUTION.
(3) IT'S TOUGH, BUT IT'S A LIVING. (3) YOU GET THE CRAZY OLD SLAVE ON YOUR SIDE.
SUDDENLY BECOME THE FLASH
RUN TO WORK
REALLY FAST
(3) YOU DRESS IN A FLASH COSTUME (CHILD-SIZE) AND RUN AWAY!
"Mmmf. Bad world eater!"
Climb back out. Stomachs are not safe! Continue flying to work, with a pout.
(1) HE HURTLES FROM THE SKY! EITHER DOVAHKIIN JUST SHOWED UP, OR YOU GAVE HIM REAL BAD INDEGESTION.
EARTH MUST BE DESTROYED.
(1) EARTH DOESN'T LIKE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY IT, AND IT OPENS UP BENEATH YOU.
GET GM TO PUT MY NAME ON THE LIST. THEN, HEAL WOUND. QUICKLY. MAYBE THEN I CAN TRY TELEPORTING TO WORK AGAIN.
(5) GOOD AS NEW!
DISTANCE TO WORK:
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:8 miles
ONYX:20
CASSANDRA: 2.5 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 4 miles
XANTALOS: 17 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 14 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 8 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 5.5 miles and a lot of vertical distance.
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 20
GREENSTAR: 20?
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