LEAVE MENTALLY SCARRED NINJA ON SIDEWALK, TELLING HIM NEVER TO TOUCH ME AGAIN. KICK HIM IN BALLS AND MOVE ON TO FIND MORE NINJAS TO SCAR.
(2) HE GRABS YOUR LEG, HOLDING YOU IN YOUR PLACE.
"PLZ MORE."
Scavenge warp drive from wreckage of car. Install it in my shoes.
(5) YOU TAKE THE WARP DRIVE FROM THE ENGINE OF THE CAR AND PUT IT ON THE HEEL OF YOUR SHOE.
Respawn as a primordial being filled with the urge to kill players who the Gm is angry at.
Kill Xantalos.
(1) YOU KILL YOURSELF.
>Continue to ride horse(which is now known as 'Federico, Eater of Souls') to work, making sure to trample as many pedestrians/other players as possible.
(5) YOU AND FEDERICO RIDE ON, CRUSHING THE INNOCENT BENEATH YOUR FEET AND EATING GRASS.
Um.
Interesting analogy.
Not sure what to think about being a white-haired guy with rocks for arms and red skin...I think I won, but I didn't watch the video very far.
Get food, water, etc. Comfort employee. Split work and continue. Make AI excellent, but have varying levels.
(5) YOU RECUPERATE, YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE NOT LEAVING YOUR SIDE. SHE FETCHES SUPPLIES FOR YOU WHENEVER NECCESARY. (1) "Don't worry. When I die, I'll kill you too." (4)SHE'S ONLY A LITTLE SCARED.
>Assualt Police car. Kill people in side.
>Joyride time!
(5) YOU LEAP INTO THE WINDOW OF THE POLICE CAR, GRABBING THE DRIVERS HEAD AS YOU FLY INSIDE. LANDING IN THE SEAT WHILE STILL CLUTCHING THE MANS SKULL, YOU FOLLOW UP BY CRASHING HIM INTO THE OTHER MAN. THEN, YOU KICK OPEN THE DOOR AND DROP THEM OUT, YOU COP KILLING BASTARD. (6) YOU JOYRIDE INTO A WALL.
BORROW A HOVERSUIT/HOVERBOOTS FROM M. BISON
FLY TO WORK
CONTEMPTUOUSLY BITCHSLAP PERSUS13 OUT OF HIS BODY
THEN EAT HIS SOUL
WITH KETCHUP
(3) YOU RIP OFF THE HOOVES OF A BUFFALO AND PUT THEM ON. DUNNO, DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT. (6) YOU FLY INTO SPACE, HEADING FOR A WORMHOLE TO BRING YOU TO WORK. SEEMS TO BE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN JUST DRIVING.
RIDE MY DRAGON TO WORK
(5) YOU RIDE IT. IT WANTS YOU TO RIDE IT SOMEHOW ELSE. EWW.
>OPEN BEER. DRINK BEER. WATCH TV.
(4) YOU GET DRUNK AND WATCH TELEVISION, FEELING QUITE WHITE TRASH.
MAKE COMPANY NEW WORKPLACE.
(1) IT'S THE NEW WORKPLACE OF A SWAT RAID DESIGNED TO STOP YOU.
>EMERGE FROM BURNING WRECKAGE WIELDING A MINIGUN AND GRENADE LAUNCHER
>GO ALL TERMINATOR ON THE POLICE
(5) YOU TAKE OUT COPS, PULLING A MISKO. YOU TOO ARE A COLD BASTARD.
>Respawn next to the TARDIS.
>Steal the TARDIS and go to work.
(6) YOU RESPAWN WITH YOUR ARM JAMMED WITHIN THE TARDIS. (6) YOU HIJACK THE TARDIS, AT LEAST UNTIL THE DOCTOR SHOWS BACK UP. IN HIS ANTI-HERO INCARNATION. THIS MEANS HE KILLS YOU.
DISTANCE TO WORK:
VORTHON: 17 miles
YOINK:20 miles and a dimensional leap
PERSUS: Pretty damn far
MULLET MASTER: 20 miles
SLAYER:10 miles
CORAI:20 miles
ONYX:17
CASSANDRA: 0 miles
GUININANRUNIN: 27.5 miles
GWG: 20 miles
XANTALOS: 20 miles
MIAUW: 20 miles
ZANZETSUKEN: 20 MILES
TAVIK TOTH: 20 MILES
BORNO: 10 MILES
SLOWPOKE: 20 MILES
TRYRAR: 7.999999 MILES
TCM: 10 MILES
MISKO: 21 MILES
ASEAHERU: 20 MILES
SCAPHEAP: 20
DA_NANG: 20
THURIS: 19
GREENSTAR: 20
SomeGuy: 12
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