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Author Topic: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.  (Read 154137 times)

Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 4 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #390 on: January 26, 2013, 12:50:44 am »

Take over Hell
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 4 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #391 on: January 26, 2013, 01:47:28 am »

THEN SWITCH JOB TO SPY.
Backstab GWG, hide behind his computer or any other furniture to give me time to get into disguise, then sap.
Best, idea, disguise as him. To his assistant:"I don't actually like this idea very much. Furthermore, I will have no more need of your services. To recieve your last check, please send down the forms for dissolvement of the company, to my office."
« Last Edit: January 26, 2013, 11:14:24 am by misko27 »
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 4 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #392 on: January 26, 2013, 01:57:18 am »

KIWI! C:
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 4 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #393 on: January 26, 2013, 10:15:30 am »

Whatever. I barely remember what I was doing.

Continue compilation and such.
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #394 on: January 26, 2013, 01:44:41 pm »

Respawn, make warpshoes, warpstep to work.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #395 on: January 26, 2013, 02:11:32 pm »

DERM ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. REND THEM APART AS PLAN B. IF THAT FAILS USE ALL OTHER DESTROY UNIVERSE PLANS.
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #396 on: January 26, 2013, 02:11:50 pm »

END GAME.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #397 on: January 26, 2013, 03:56:49 pm »

Let me see, the last time the TARDIS exploded, cracks in time appeared that could retroactively delete people (ie. they were never born), and because of those cracks in time, the universe began to retroactively delete itself...that would mean game over...
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #398 on: January 28, 2013, 11:35:31 am »

>RE-EMERGE AS MULTIVERSE ANOMALY
>REPAIR MULTIVERSE
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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 4 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #399 on: January 28, 2013, 06:32:28 pm »

Take over Hell
Become head of Hell Co.
Begin manufacturing hellish versions of the TF2 weapons
New name: Saxton Hell

(5) HELL IS NOW YOUR DOMAIN. SO ORIGINAL! (NOT) (4) HELL CO ACCEPTS YOU AS ITS CEO, AND YOU BEGIN TO (2) REALIZE THERE ISN'T ANY WEAPONS DEVELOPMENT INFRASTRUCTURE. JUST DISNEY MERCHANDISE. (3) YUP.
THEN SWITCH JOB TO SPY.
Backstab GWG, hide behind his computer or any other furniture to give me time to get into disguise, then sap.
Best, idea, disguise as him. To his assistant:"I don't actually like this idea very much. Furthermore, I will have no more need of your services. To recieve your last check, please send down the forms for dissolvement of the company, to my office."

(4) YOU STAB GWG IN THE BACK, THEN (4) DISGUISE, BEFORE (6) SAPPING HIS SENTRY. YOU TAKE A MOMENT TO TAUNT AND DECLOAK, BEFORE FEELING SOMETHING HEAVY AND METALLIC SMASH INTO THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, THEN HEARING A LOUD CRACK.
KIWI! C:
(2) NO FRUITS ALLOWED!
Whatever. I barely remember what I was doing.

Continue compilation and such.
(1) A LITTLE BUSY DYING. (5) YOUR ASSISTANT CRADLESS YOUR BODY IN HER ARMS, CRYING. AS THE TEARS FALL ONTO YOU, YOU FEEL POWER RETURNING TO YOUR LIMBS AND BODY AS A WHOLE. SHE STARES IN AWE AS YOU RECOVER.
Respawn, make warpshoes, warpstep to work.
(4) YOU RESPAWN, THEN (1) GET DUBSTEPPED TO DEATH.
DERM ALL OF THE UNIVERSES. REND THEM APART AS PLAN B. IF THAT FAILS USE ALL OTHER DESTROY UNIVERSE PLANS.
(4) YOU DERM'D ALL THE UNIVERSES, CONGRATS.
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(3) YOU'VE RUINED A BINDING OF ISSAC GAME. HAPPY?
Let me see, the last time the TARDIS exploded, cracks in time appeared that could retroactively delete people (ie. they were never born), and because of those cracks in time, the universe began to retroactively delete itself...that would mean game over...
LOL U THINK I CARE?
>RE-EMERGE AS MULTIVERSE ANOMALY
>REPAIR MULTIVERSE

(4) YOU RESPAWN AS A QUANTUM MECHANIC AND GET TO WORK REPAIRING. (4) YOU DO SO.


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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #400 on: January 28, 2013, 06:35:11 pm »

Somehow think this is You Always Roll 5 and wonder why no one is rolling 5.


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Xantalos

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #401 on: January 28, 2013, 06:36:40 pm »

Begin making weapons out of Disney merchandise, making the weapons even more deadly than normal.
Begin selling weapons to everyone, making massive profit.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #402 on: January 28, 2013, 07:10:14 pm »

>Get new TARDIS
>Quit job
>Get new job exploring space-time
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misko27

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 3 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #403 on: January 28, 2013, 07:36:51 pm »

After respawning and escapign jail if necessary, look around town for a flower store and bomb shop.
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Vorthon

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Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: 2 TURNS TO FINAL JUDGEMENT
« Reply #404 on: January 28, 2013, 09:24:07 pm »

Respawn, take a fuckton of Turbo. and jog to work.
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