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Title: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: noah22223 on May 28, 2011, 08:40:21 pm

Mine is to grab there head, gouge there eyes, strip them, then cast Fireball Bolt (Genesis) and light them on fire with a good throw.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Syreal on May 28, 2011, 08:44:01 pm

Quote from: noah22223 on May 28, 2011, 08:40:21 pm

strip them,

So that's maybe a little creepy.

For humanoids I always strangle then slash in head with sword. Or if I don't feel like wrasslin' I'll just always aim for the head no matter what. That's actually got to be intimidating. Clear shot on your body, but the freak still goes for your head.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Yoink on May 28, 2011, 08:49:12 pm

(http://blu-rayunlimited.com/img/media/1970_bleg1.gif)

Decapitatioooooon!!!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: noah22223 on May 28, 2011, 08:56:20 pm

Or I just look at the leader funny as a demon of lust.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: CriticallyAshamed on May 28, 2011, 09:30:55 pm

Not my favourite, but an odd one, is strike down via eye gouge. Apparently they calculate eye damage as head damage or something, because I've managed to kill a few goblins outright after gouging their eyes for hours. Happens when I'm macro-training wrestler up to Legendary infinite plus.

My favourite kills are probably bite/shakes. Particularly on the throat. Disarm -> throw new weapon at enemy -> decapitate enemy is also very amusing.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Montague on May 28, 2011, 10:08:33 pm

When I just cave in their skull on the first wack.

I threw a dolomite rock at this bandit pikeman guy, just on a whim, with dabbling throwing, and it shattered his skull past his rope reed cap and bruised the brain, killing him instantly. I was later gored to death by bogeymen on my way back to town. Such cases.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Kynrael on May 29, 2011, 02:20:38 am

I love strangling them, torturing the body a little then cutting off fingers, hands, legs... But they usually bleed to death too quickly.  :-\

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Putnam on May 29, 2011, 02:24:22 am

Against larger enemies, I enjoy lashing in the thought center with a scourge. If I'm feeling more brutal, I'll do something else, of course, but I like that.

For smaller enemies, such as bogeymen, I like biting them in the lower body/head, then shaking them, causing the piece to break away and remain in my mouth. After that, I begin to hit their allies with their head/lower torso while it's still in my mouth.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Stone Wera on May 29, 2011, 02:26:30 am

Kill one, grab their corpse, and beat their friend to death with it.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Spish on May 29, 2011, 03:30:33 am

We got some sick puppies in here methinks.

Whatever the case, I get the most satisfaction out of the kill by cutting off as many limbs as possible before they bleed to death. Or with blunt wepona, breaking as many bones and organs as possible before they pass out and choke on their own vomit.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

Here are my favourite Genesis mod ways.

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

2: Cutting off a guys "manhood" and then cutting off his fingers

3: See "Fucked With a Knife" lyrics to get a brief idea.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Kynrael on May 29, 2011, 07:48:02 am

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

Sigg'd. It made me wonder what the "Report to a moderator" button was used for in this forum.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 29, 2011, 10:06:31 am

I personally always try to take off a part of their body so I can decorate my weapons with their skull (Wanderer's Mod).
I like bleeding them out: Slice the throat a few times, Try to stab the heart, Tearing apart the thumb, all that fun stuff.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ExdeathV on May 29, 2011, 11:23:41 am

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I

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strip and violate them if I'm using a mod plus if it's a female. Don't you judge me.

Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Corneria on May 29, 2011, 11:29:56 am

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

Here are my favourite Genesis mod ways.

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

2: Cutting off a guys "manhood" and then cutting off his fingers

3: See "Fucked With a Knife" lyrics to get a brief idea.

You should really try to act out all the Cannibal Corpse songs.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Axedwarf on May 29, 2011, 01:49:55 pm

stoning to death.

bonus points if you are a peasant: you're facing mercyless armoured enemies, a grin on their face while they think about how they will end your pityful life. You are unarmed. You look harmless. But suddenly,
ROCKS.
THOUSAND OF THEM.
the armoured knight tries to approach, but after breaking some limbs, he runs away. But he tumbles, his legs broken, an the rain won't stop. He faints. I reach him... and finish him with a final strike of limestone in the skull.

rocks, b*tch.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Crioca on May 29, 2011, 02:35:55 pm

Stone axe that breaks their skulls.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Rumrusher on May 29, 2011, 03:02:26 pm

Zombie horde dogpile.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 05:19:30 pm

Quote from: Corneria on May 29, 2011, 11:29:56 am

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

Here are my favourite Genesis mod ways.

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

2: Cutting off a guys "manhood" and then cutting off his fingers

3: See "Fucked With a Knife" lyrics to get a brief idea.

You should really try to act out all the Cannibal Corpse songs.

I am starting just now.

[EDIT] I tried Hammer Smashed Face, but I failed because I didn't rip off the nose ("I drain the snot and rip out the eyes") and I hit my victim in the chest several times. Next acting, Severed Head Stoning!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: CriticallyAshamed on May 30, 2011, 07:44:25 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 29, 2011, 11:23:41 am

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

strip and violate them if I'm using a mod plus if it's a female. Don't you judge me.

Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.

Oh god, someone call the police.

_{don't forget to check the garden shed...}

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Barnox on May 30, 2011, 09:07:20 am

I like to do things clean and methodical. As I am normally up against more (towns)people than I have on my side (only ever myself), I've no time for frivolity.
An attack to the foot, to knock them down.
Slice off limbs with opportunity attacks.
When there is an opening, head strike.

When they are asleep, however, I enjoy cutting off all the feet.
Then moving to the next house, and going for the hands.

In fortresses (when they actually have anyone in them), plain throat strikes on the sleepers, then move on.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Megaman_zx on May 30, 2011, 10:11:23 am

I'm usually a swordsman, so decapitation is very fulfilling, recently i've been playing with a spear sword dual wield, and it's fun to stick em with  a spear, then hack off body parts till finally spearing them in the head again.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Sscral on May 30, 2011, 10:48:40 am

I normally carry around a boning knife in addition to whatever weapon I happen to be using, then throw it
at them before walking in and mutilating them horribly, just to leave them barely alive so I can come back
later and do it again...

(Extra points when the knife tears apart the heart or lodges in the throat.)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Kattaroten on May 30, 2011, 01:07:50 pm

I cut of the "manhood" of two mayors/lords and dual-wield them for melee... And rocks are for pussies! I also gather the testicles of all the people I kill and then throw them.

Am I obsessed with male genitalia? Maybe... But you gotta laugh at:

You strike the spearman in the head with your Urist McNoble phallus, jamming the skull through the brain.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ral on May 30, 2011, 03:56:46 pm

Bite throat, latch on firmly, shake around by throat, rip apart throat.... slowly bleed to death.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: minno on May 30, 2011, 04:05:36 pm

I personally like stabbing the person in the heart and watching them bleed out.  There was one bandit leader who I managed to kill by stabbing her in the chest and breaking two ribs on the way in.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: sirquote on May 30, 2011, 06:58:23 pm

One of my old characters was a female Orc, I started with a rock in each hand, then groundhogs, then goats, then wolves, then I carried two humans. Always swapping out for heavier bodies (I assumed at the time this counted for damage), it was very effective.

I could just imagine some insane hulking Orc bitch swinging human corpses into people.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ExdeathV on May 30, 2011, 10:11:14 pm

Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on May 30, 2011, 07:44:25 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 29, 2011, 11:23:41 am

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

strip and violate them if I'm using a mod plus if it's a female. Don't you judge me.

Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.

Oh god, someone call the police.

_{don't forget to check the garden shed...}

My butchering is very thorough. After that, I walk to an abandoned fort of mine, dump the remains there, reclaim the site, and then watch my chefs cook them into meals.
_{None of the civilizations will suspect a thing.}

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: SmokedRWA on May 30, 2011, 11:39:53 pm

Right boot heel to the temple

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on May 31, 2011, 12:27:08 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 30, 2011, 10:11:14 pm

Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on May 30, 2011, 07:44:25 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 29, 2011, 11:23:41 am

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

strip and violate them if I'm using a mod plus if it's a female. Don't you judge me.

Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.

Oh god, someone call the police.

_{don't forget to check the garden shed...}

My butchering is very thorough. After that, I walk to an abandoned fort of mine, dump the remains there, reclaim the site, and then watch my chefs cook them into meals.
_{None of the civilizations will suspect a thing.}

DUDE!

What mod lets you rape?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: StreetPizza on May 31, 2011, 03:58:45 am

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 31, 2011, 12:27:08 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 30, 2011, 10:11:14 pm

Quote from: CriticallyAshamed on May 30, 2011, 07:44:25 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 29, 2011, 11:23:41 am

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

strip and violate them if I'm using a mod plus if it's a female. Don't you judge me.

Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.

Oh god, someone call the police.

_{don't forget to check the garden shed...}

My butchering is very thorough. After that, I walk to an abandoned fort of mine, dump the remains there, reclaim the site, and then watch my chefs cook them into meals.
_{None of the civilizations will suspect a thing.}

DUDE!

What mod lets you rape?

All you need to do is to mod in the, err, phallus as having a grip and the vagina as capable of being gripped and pinched. CrappyPappy's Incubus/Succubus mod (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=63529.0) has all this neatly packaged and ready to go for all the sick folks out there who would like to but aren't good enough with coding to do it. Careful, though--with Genesis mod, you'll have to mod out the pre-existing genitalia or else you'll end up with a pair of each.

Back on topic, my preferred method is a lot quicker (and more merciful. yikes.) than what most of the people on this thread use seeing as how I actually tend to give a crap about my companions meat shields and don't want them ending up dead or handicapped after a single encounter with armed enemies. In other words, I don't give myself any other choice than to tear through whomever's on the other side as quickly as possible.

That being said, if I can end the fight quickly with an instant death, great--one less bad guy beating on my doods. The kill's definitely going on my kill list too. Something disabling like a removed limb, a broken bone, or torn nervous tissue can work too--I probably won't be getting the kill myself, but they're about as combat-effective as corpses anyway at that point, so yay for that.

If they piss me off for whatever reason, though--well, I'm still working on this part. I tend to prefer slashing and piercing weapons that can end a fight quickly, and as one might imagine, they're not too good for prolonged torture. For now, though, I like to just keep stabbing at the target's upper body until they die--even if I hit a major artery or something, they'll still be alive for a few more stabs to watch their own internal organs get shredded. I only save this one for people who really piss me off though. Otherwise, it wouldn't be special! Does that make me a psychopath?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ArKFallen on May 31, 2011, 06:05:14 am

Quote from: StreetPizza on May 31, 2011, 03:58:45 am

If they piss me off for whatever reason, though--well, I'm still working on this part. I tend to prefer slashing and piercing weapons that can end a fight quickly, and as one might imagine, they're not too good for prolonged torture. For now, though, I like to just keep stabbing at the target's upper body until they die--even if I hit a major artery or something, they'll still be alive for a few more stabs to watch their own internal organs get shredded. I only save this one for people who really piss me off though. Otherwise, it wouldn't be special! Does that make me a psychopath?

I say it makes you considerate compared to everyone else (myself included).

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Kattaroten on May 31, 2011, 07:03:05 am

Seriously! Where is the fun in killing them quick? We have one of the most advanced combat systems ever and you just slice and dice? Booooo!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Gamerlord on May 31, 2011, 07:07:29 am

if they are in a group, i strangle them once to make them pass out, and then execute the with a blow from a dagger to the head. if they are alone and they've pissed me off, i lure them underwater (optional) strangle them once, then slowly pinch of their toes and fingers if i'm strong enough. if not i jjust break a lot of their bones with my bare hands. :)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: tHe_silent_H on May 31, 2011, 08:18:01 am

strangle till they pass out, then bitting their bodyparts off, specifly their guts first

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Yoink on May 31, 2011, 09:35:27 am

... :o

....
......

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth, Urist.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: antymattar on May 31, 2011, 04:19:03 pm

I like kicking the leader in the lower body. They always feel pain. And it sometimes sails of.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: thatkid on May 31, 2011, 04:39:17 pm

I've always been a fan of biting the throat and then shaking them around that way.

Otherwise I'll rip their children/spouses/friends apart with my bare hands and then throw the parts at them.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on May 31, 2011, 04:56:23 pm

In the arena, I like throwing creatures and watching them blow up. I think I'll try that as a high master wrestler in adventure mode.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: DrKillPatient on May 31, 2011, 05:35:31 pm

Finger/toe throwing, clubbing with one's own limbs (or night creature/titan hands). Occasionally I  break every joint in someone's body and beat them with their companions' corpses. If that doesn't kill them, off with limbs until they bleed out. Throwing enemies by their guts is fun too.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: TheMasterTurtle on May 31, 2011, 07:16:12 pm

I likr cutting off the legs or foot if I can. Always target the legs to knock them down and then you can slash off their heads or target their heads with anything I can slaying them instantly. With this tactic I killed a 50 gobo band (Don't know why their were so many) without getting a single wound! 'Twas awesome probobly my best 2nd most epic adventure mostly because he was only hit once! And it was fatal. (He got killed after a demon told him to kill ... himself... so I waited 'till night and was two squares away from a... goat demon made of vomit... and he woke up and punched my adventurer in the head.)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: brendanfox1 on May 31, 2011, 07:25:43 pm

**Urist McCustommodlegendarywrestler snaps the goblin's neck, rending the spine in twain!**

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: CriticallyAshamed on June 01, 2011, 02:38:45 am

^^is this possible?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Gamerlord on June 01, 2011, 04:45:56 am

Quote from: TheMasterTurtle on May 31, 2011, 07:16:12 pm

I likr cutting off the legs or foot if I can. Always target the legs to knock them down and then you can slash off their heads or target their heads with anything I can slaying them instantly. With this tactic I killed a 50 gobo band (Don't know why their were so many) without getting a single wound! 'Twas awesome probobly my best 2nd most epic adventure mostly because he was only hit once! And it was fatal. (He got killed after a demon told him to kill ... himself... so I waited 'till night and was two squares away from a... goat demon made of vomit... and he woke up and punched my adventurer in the head.)

Go for the bony parts with little fat on creatures that are susceptible to pain, that will allow you to butcher them unopposed... Also, try to cripple them one at a time then finish them later. Works for me!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 01, 2011, 07:16:14 am

My favourite thing to do is re-inact certain Death Metal songs...

UP NEXT, SEVERED HEAD STONING!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Sugata-senpai on June 08, 2011, 11:57:23 am

My favorite thing to do is to try to get everything off an enemy unfortunate plaything I can before it dies.

First, I cut off the arms, then the legs. Then I cut off the ears and the nose. After that, I cut open the lower body until the guts spill out, and then cut those off. Finally, I bash the teeth out. If a creature lives through all this, I stab them in the upperbody until they die, or, if I'm feeling merciful, cut their head off.

Adventure mode sure is fun

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ral on June 08, 2011, 08:25:39 pm

If you go through the trouble to spill their guts and then cut their guts off, the least you should do is pick up their guts and beat them to death with their own severed guts.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: DrKillPatient on June 08, 2011, 09:06:31 pm

Quote from: ral on June 08, 2011, 08:25:39 pm

If you go through the trouble to spill their guts and then cut their guts off, the least you should do is pick up their guts and beat them to death with their own severed guts.

I always imagine that as whipping people with their own intestines.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Matheld on June 08, 2011, 10:30:26 pm

Quote from: Sugata-senpai on June 08, 2011, 11:57:23 am

My favorite thing to do is to try to get everything off an enemy unfortunate plaything I can before it dies.

First, I cut off the arms, then the legs. Then I cut off the ears and the nose. After that, I cut open the lower body until the guts spill out, and then cut those off. Finally, I bash the teeth out. If a creature lives through all this, I stab them in the upperbody until they die, or, if I'm feeling merciful, cut their head off.

Adventure mode sure is fun

(http://capturingfantasy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/monty_python_black_knight.jpg)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Gearskull1 on June 08, 2011, 10:48:47 pm

My current adventurer uses a whip and cleaver. Lashes people making them pass out and then starts lopping off things. :)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 09, 2011, 08:35:55 am

If it's a woman then I strangle the neck to cause her to pass out then stab to the head.
If it's a man I start by slicing off his fingers and toes, then castrating him, then cutting his hands and feet off, then gouging out his eyes and tearing his ears and nose off, then curbstomp.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Matheld on June 09, 2011, 10:15:52 am

Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on June 09, 2011, 08:35:55 am

If it's a woman then I strangle the neck to cause her to pass out then stab to the head.
If it's a man I start by slicing off his fingers and toes, then castrating him, then cutting his hands and feet off, then gouging out his eyes and tearing his ears and nose off, then curbstomp.

You can castrate?!
Mod?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 09, 2011, 10:25:57 am

I use genesis mod

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 09, 2011, 10:47:46 am

Quote from: ExdeathV on May 29, 2011, 11:23:41 am

Personally, I gouge out eyes. It's like a blindfold for me. After that, I grab my warhammer and break every bone except the skull. After that, I

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

strip and violate them if I'm using a mod plus if it's a female. Don't you judge me.

Then I slowly dismember them, cutting off the toes, fingers, then hands, feet, then lower arms and legs, etc. Finish it with the removal of noses, ears, teeth, and then the head.

Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on June 09, 2011, 08:35:55 am

If it's a woman then I strangle the neck to cause her to pass out then stab to the head.
If it's a man I start by slicing off his fingers and toes, then castrating him, then cutting his hands and feet off, then gouging out his eyes and tearing his ears and nose off, then curbstomp.

I'm starting to notice a pattern here...

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 10:57:16 am

mine would be cutting of their manhood and then beating them to death and once in a while shoving it down their throats

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 09, 2011, 10:58:49 am

I just found my favourite way to kill a family. Well, it's more of a way to torture, but still, I'll put it here. (I'm running Genesis mod, btw)

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Lure a child outside and tear off all of his or her facial features, gouge the eyes, break the wrists, break the elbows, break the shoulders, break the ankles, break the knees, break the hips, break all fingers and toes and then lure the childs parent(s) outside. Break the parent(s) knees and make sure that the parent is awake when you slit the childs throat. If it's a male child, castrate him first. You then do the same thing to the parents.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 11:13:44 am

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 09, 2011, 11:26:44 am

Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 11:13:44 am

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas

We're doing the world a favor. Half of the things mentioned take extraordinary skill and precision. We weed out the not so good ones, and the skilled ones..... they were going to survive anyway. [/joke]

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: nanomage on June 09, 2011, 11:31:04 am

Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 11:13:44 am

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas

somehow a picture of a a serial murderer lurking bay12forums just before going to his backyard to rape and mutilate some previously abducted children seemed very funny to me.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 11:34:15 am

i need to take a break form df i laughed at this so much a fell of my couch im scared

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 09, 2011, 12:13:19 pm

Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 11:13:44 am

sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas

I'm totally not a serial k- Are you accusing me of something? The guy was FUCKING ASKING for it!

Yeah, we need therapy.

Quote from: nanomage on June 09, 2011, 11:31:04 am

Quote from: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 11:13:44 am

we really should see a doc and by my i mean every single person in the forums because im pretty sure a few serial killer lurk here for new ideas

somehow a picture of a a serial murderer lurking bay12forums just before going to his backyard to rape and mutilate some previously abducted children seemed very funny to me.

For some reason, the thought of it (I shit you not) made me laugh...

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on June 09, 2011, 12:17:46 pm

Oh yes, because I can tell you from personal experience how fun it is to be raped ::)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 09, 2011, 12:19:07 pm

Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on June 09, 2011, 12:17:46 pm

Oh yes, because I can tell you from personal experience how fun it is to be raped ::)

Rape isn't fun.
_{Sorry for stating the obvious}

I only laughed at it because I couldn't really imagine a serial killer lurking on an ASCII game website and because I imagined it all in cartoon.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 09, 2011, 12:27:46 pm

i laughed because i pictured it as dwarfs with beards longer then them and im not proud of it at all and besides i know people that are pure crazy and they love df so...

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: UltraValican on June 09, 2011, 01:57:14 pm

How do you attack erm.....various........."parts"(if you catch my drift, I do have geninises but the option never shows up)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 09, 2011, 02:05:05 pm

Quote from: UltraValican on June 09, 2011, 01:57:14 pm

How do you attack erm.....various........."parts"(if you catch my drift, I do have geninises but the option never shows up)

I use Genesis mod. Genesis adds many different "parts"

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: UltraValican on June 09, 2011, 03:17:29 pm

Quote from: Angel Of Death on June 09, 2011, 02:05:05 pm

Quote from: UltraValican on June 09, 2011, 01:57:14 pm

How do you attack erm.....various........."parts"(if you catch my drift, I do have geninises but the option never shows up)

I use Genesis mod. Genesis adds many different "parts"

I knew that, but I now know how to attack certain areas of anatomy in Genesis, also I feel sorry for my drunkard friends he had his dong sliced of by a filthy sand elf.As revenge I sliced open her guts and beat her with it, then I slit her throat.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 09, 2011, 06:02:01 pm

Quote from: UltraValican on June 09, 2011, 03:17:29 pm

Quote from: Angel Of Death on June 09, 2011, 02:05:05 pm

Quote from: UltraValican on June 09, 2011, 01:57:14 pm

How do you attack erm.....various........."parts"(if you catch my drift, I do have geninises but the option never shows up)

I use Genesis mod. Genesis adds many different "parts"

I knew that, but I now know how to attack certain areas of anatomy in Genesis, also I feel sorry for my drunkard friends he had his dong sliced of by a filthy sand elf.As revenge I sliced open her guts and beat her with it, then I slit her throat.

Make a targeted attack (cap 'A') and scroll down the list (*) until you find what you want. The naughty bits are at the very end of the list.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ral on June 09, 2011, 10:08:08 pm

Seems like the genesis mod is an absolute must for the sexual sadists out there. I mean I might (in adventure mode) cut someone's wanker off and beat them to death with it just for a laugh, but I wouldn't be doing it on a routine basis.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 10, 2011, 12:01:21 pm

Sure... ::)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Ig88 on June 10, 2011, 12:12:27 pm

Its fun being a sneak character(though I never get that far with them) and pelting bandits with rocks until they give in to the pain, and then either throwing some more or going over to them and finishing them. Sometimes I will attack various non-essential bits (ears, toes, nose etc.) after ensuring more opponents demise just to grind xp a little. Also, ever bite off a Rhesus monkey's tail and spit(that's how a visualize throwing an item still stuck in your mouth goes) its tail back at it?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ETV on June 10, 2011, 12:14:25 pm

Slice a melee bandit in half because he was blocking my way to the marksman, then throw my 2 Handed sword at them from a long distance, and watch as the spinning 2 Hander lops off various parts, hilarity for phallus, buttocks, the hand they wielded the crossbow with, impaling their heads or even slicing them clean in half.

I was playing as a one-handed keeper recently, an outsider one, I managed to get chopped up and lost a limb in a previous gangbang but came out of it alive with a set of orc gear (kimono, black steel masks, basically an entire samurai get-up) and a nice cobalt katana, now the katana had more weight than any steel item I could find, so I assumed it was better and it did consistently do more than steel did.

Having only one arm was a pretty awesome experience in adventure mode though, as I was still able to train myself up to legendary in many stats and got to master swordsman before dying in a bloody mess of many archers and wave after wave of orc samurais, I decapitated hammers, sliced off the legs of my pursuers and rolled away to keep them from swarming me, all the while I was getting hailed by bolts and arrows.

It was like a wall in the end of hammerers, spears, swordsmen and axemen between me and crossbow and bow orcs, but damn if it wasn't the best way I had died in DF Adventurer mode, swinging with one arm and managing to take down a small army in the process of bleeding out.

Eventually though I got shot in the heart, I wish I could have had time to pull out the arrow and throw it into the head of the ranger who shot it but I was just gone at that point.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: kotekzot on June 10, 2011, 12:35:37 pm

I like cutting off every body part that can be cut off. First the nose and the ears, as they don't cause much bleeding, teeth, horns, tusks, hooves, that sort of thing. Then come the limbs, and then the head. You've got to be quick to manage it before they die of blood loss.

Another classy maneuver is to play a bowman with the other hand empty, so you can gouge out the eyes of anyone who gets into melee range.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: noah22223 on June 10, 2011, 04:44:56 pm

dear god what have i created.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: DrKillPatient on June 10, 2011, 05:09:57 pm

Quote from: kotekzot on June 10, 2011, 12:35:37 pm

I like cutting off every body part that can be cut off. First the nose and the ears, as they don't cause much bleeding, teeth, horns, tusks, hooves, that sort of thing. Then come the limbs, and then the head. You've got to be quick to manage it before they die of blood loss.

Another classy maneuver is to play a bowman with the other hand empty, so you can gouge out the eyes of anyone who gets into melee range.

How do you gouge anyway? I only get 'release' as an option when I grab someone's head.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 10, 2011, 06:10:47 pm

Quote from: DrKillPatient on June 10, 2011, 05:09:57 pm

Quote from: kotekzot on June 10, 2011, 12:35:37 pm

I like cutting off every body part that can be cut off. First the nose and the ears, as they don't cause much bleeding, teeth, horns, tusks, hooves, that sort of thing. Then come the limbs, and then the head. You've got to be quick to manage it before they die of blood loss.

Another classy maneuver is to play a bowman with the other hand empty, so you can gouge out the eyes of anyone who gets into melee range.

I only get 'release' as an option when I grab someone's head.

That's because you're grabbing them with something like your leg or arm. You have to grasp them with your hand to gouge.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 10, 2011, 06:30:54 pm

yeah think of it it be kinda hard to throw some one with you lower arm ou upper leg its kinda distrubing

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: A Spoony Bard on June 10, 2011, 06:45:58 pm

I typically play as an axedwarf, and my favorite method of killing is to wait until there is a square stirke at the head, then slap it with the flat of my axe, most of the time this will result in the skull getting jammed through the brain, killing the victim instantly.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ral on June 10, 2011, 07:31:47 pm

Quote from: DrKillPatient on June 10, 2011, 05:09:57 pm

How do you gouge anyway? I only get 'release' as an option when I grab someone's head.

Full docs on all possible wrestling maneuvers:

http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Wrestling

Very enlightening.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Destructios on June 10, 2011, 09:11:32 pm

Quote from: noah22223 on May 28, 2011, 08:56:20 pm

Or I just look at the leader funny as a demon of lust.

Wait, there's an advantage to playing as a demon of lust other than having wings and hoofs and so forth?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: noah22223 on June 10, 2011, 09:13:54 pm

Quote from: Destructios on June 10, 2011, 09:11:32 pm

Quote from: noah22223 on May 28, 2011, 08:56:20 pm

Or I just look at the leader funny as a demon of lust.

Wait, there's an advantage to playing as a demon of lust other than having wings and hoofs and so forth?

Demon of lust. He falls head over heels, where I perform a...

Quote from: Yoink on May 28, 2011, 08:49:12 pm

(http://blu-rayunlimited.com/img/media/1970_bleg1.gif)

Decapitatioooooon!!!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Steele on June 10, 2011, 09:16:42 pm

I modded in the ability to break necks after grabbing things by the head.
By far my favorite killing method.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Destructios on June 10, 2011, 09:25:02 pm

Quote from: noah22223 on June 10, 2011, 09:13:54 pm

Quote from: Destructios on June 10, 2011, 09:11:32 pm

Quote from: noah22223 on May 28, 2011, 08:56:20 pm

Or I just look at the leader funny as a demon of lust.

Wait, there's an advantage to playing as a demon of lust other than having wings and hoofs and so forth?

Demon of lust. He falls head over heels, where I perform a...

Quote from: Yoink on May 28, 2011, 08:49:12 pm

-snip-

Decapitatioooooon!!!

Every time I play as one they all still attack me.  Possibly because I beat up their female companions.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ArKFallen on June 10, 2011, 11:04:46 pm

Quote from: ral on June 10, 2011, 07:31:47 pm

Quote from: DrKillPatient on June 10, 2011, 05:09:57 pm

How do you gouge anyway? I only get 'release' as an option when I grab someone's head.

Full docs on all possible wrestling maneuvers:
http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/Wrestling
Very enlightening.

Thank you Ral. I've been wondering what people meant by disarming and now I know. Seems useful.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: lije on June 11, 2011, 02:19:03 pm

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

Here are my favourite Genesis mod ways.

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

2: Cutting off a guys "manhood" and then cutting off his fingers

3: See "Fucked With a Knife" lyrics to get a brief idea.

even better, meat-hook sodomy, but replace hook with steel sword

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 11, 2011, 02:23:18 pm

Quote from: lije on June 11, 2011, 02:19:03 pm

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

Here are my favourite Genesis mod ways.

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

2: Cutting off a guys "manhood" and then cutting off his fingers

3: See "Fucked With a Knife" lyrics to get a brief idea.

even better, meat-hook sodomy, but replace hook with steel sword

Time to mod in other parts that make people cringe!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: UltraValican on June 11, 2011, 09:05:07 pm

Quote from: Angel Of Death on June 11, 2011, 02:23:18 pm

Quote from: lije on June 11, 2011, 02:19:03 pm

Quote from: Angel Of Death on May 29, 2011, 04:36:27 am

Here are my favourite Genesis mod ways.

1: Breaking the arms and legs of a child and then setting them on fire

2: Cutting off a guys "manhood" and then cutting off his fingers

3: See "Fucked With a Knife" lyrics to get a brief idea.

even better, meat-hook sodomy, but replace hook with steel sword

Time to mod in other parts that make people cringe!

I swear this place may be just as bad energetic as Deviant Art.....

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: ExdeathV on June 11, 2011, 10:29:48 pm

I love this thread.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Monk321654 on June 12, 2011, 08:24:08 am

Usual strategy: Keep striking at the Upper/Lower Body until I get a lucky shot and end up knocking them unconscious/tearing up the heart. If A, I usual cut off the head.
Recent fun Strategy: Throw rocks at them until you get a lucky shot and knock them out, then sneak over and decapitate them.
Very enjoyable.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: EmperorNuthulu on June 12, 2011, 08:27:32 am

I've found the Void masters in Deons genesis mod to be very awesome. There's nothing more fun than using dimension zero to make heads sail off, injecting someone with doom or sucking out their blood with Illithid toxin.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Dent on June 12, 2011, 10:45:27 am

I'm playing a wrestler/biter/thrower. I disarm them, throw their weapon at them, then put them in a chokehold. When they pass out I bite them in the nose and shake them around until it sails off, and then I just wait and hope they bleed out.
If they survive, I'll usually bite them in the throat, but sometimes for kicks I grapple their clothes off and beat them to death with their socks/pants.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: truckman1 on June 12, 2011, 12:14:53 pm

This just might be "The Most Evil/Horrific Thing You've Done Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo.

To make sure this thread doesn't get disappeared like that one, nobody mention Obok "WOOP WOOP WOOP" Meatgod, the Worst Dwarf Ever.

Now if you excuse me, I have some mods to install.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Confused111 on June 12, 2011, 04:35:12 pm

Cut off both upper arms, charge kick to chest. Is always great fun.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Megaman_zx on June 12, 2011, 05:08:23 pm

we need a bigger thread!!!!!

reenact bloody movies... like 300 and kick incapacitated enemies off cliffs.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: kalida99 on June 12, 2011, 05:10:11 pm

Stab and slash at the legs, When they fall down stab their hands, then farm their body for experience (IE: stabbing and slashing minor body parts, fingers, toes, nose, etc)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: truckman1 on June 12, 2011, 06:27:23 pm

EDIT: Yes sorry wrong thread. I was wondering why it ate my post the 1st time.

So yeah, killing stuff. I like to do that  by hitting them till they stop being alive.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 12, 2011, 06:28:18 pm

Quote from: truckman1 on June 12, 2011, 06:27:23 pm

(Excuse the double post)
Yep, I have no fingers, and I'm still fully functional.
Now all I have to do is throw away these PAGES AND PAGES of stupid trinkets and earrings my guy collected during his brief retirement.

Erm.... Wrong thread?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Caz on June 13, 2011, 05:12:56 am

This thread scares me. I have abstained from DF for far too long!  ::)

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angel Of Death on June 13, 2011, 11:28:50 am

Quote from: office2010user1 on June 13, 2011, 03:45:46 am

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Best spambot ever.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: truckman1 on June 13, 2011, 11:55:54 am

Quote from: office2010user1 on June 13, 2011, 03:45:46 am

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Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Destructios on June 13, 2011, 12:33:36 pm

One time I was playing a monk-like character.  I had only a shield and would disarm opponents, beat them with their own weapon, then throw it at the next person who came at me.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: Angry Bob on June 13, 2011, 12:36:14 pm

So I've decided to try my hand at genocide. I'm doing this by flailing peasants with some guy's guts that I've been carrying around since I first decided to kill everything.

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 12:36:53 pm

hey spam bot openoffice is BETTER!

also murder children with his GUTS!

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: truckman1 on June 13, 2011, 01:15:45 pm

Why the hell are they advertising Microsoft Office? Doesn't EVERYONE use it already?

Title: Re: Whats your favorite way to kill enemies?
Post by: stabbymcstabstab on June 13, 2011, 08:28:26 pm

i dont well mabye access but thats once a year i use it