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"*sigh* And to think of it, I've simply wanted to create a paradise on this planet... Whatever, there's no point to my existence anymore."

Fade away from the consciousness of TricMagic and into nothingness.

"What a waste of resources and loyal servants... I just hope you know what you're doing, with your plan to crush the dragon with the now-devastated Australian continent..."

No advice this turn.

"Kakaluncha has already begun his preparations for the coup! I suggest to order the Funkists and the dinosaurs to enter maximum security mode and punish the dissidents!"

((I'm just going to mention it now rather than later, I'll be keeping this thing going until some time after Halloween, then after the game is a little over a year old I'll drag it behind the barn and drown it in a puddle.))

((It's one of the most long-running Minimalist RTD, I think. The longest one is Hero Civil War.))

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"Wise choice, my master, but I'm gonna mention that I'll not give you any tactical advice. You've defeated me, and that makes me unworthy when it comes to combat advise.""

I say we replace the flamingos and buffaloes, as we don't want to lose our rep and we still have a bunch of room in the zoo so we don't need be be getting rid of stuff to make the new things fit.

+1

BTW, I've just remembered that as I child, I liked to dick around in the Sandbox mode and unleash the animals against the visitors. I even liked to simply pit various animals against each others, and the result was that a half of the animals died from fighting each other, and the remaining ones were pooping everywhere and dying from diseases later on.

Proceed to utterly eliminate all of that guy's creations, now that he is no more.
I'll turn all of it to candy in a single wave of my power.
 No more fighting.

"Okay, you've defeated me, but you'll *not* defeat the FUNK itself!"

Meld with TricMagic's mind, giving him my avatar of FUNK powers. All my subjects will be transferred and linked mentally to him, but he will be unable to harm any creature that follows the Funkist faith, consciously or not.
HAU: Use a combination of secret police and death squads to weed out any secret anti-Funkist coup members.
FSA: Continue the colonial evacuation program.
Funk Army: Transfer the troops to the Middle East to assist weeding out the anti-coup action.

Rip the costume off TricMagic, then dash away and don it on myself. Once I put it on, fly over to the Burninator and when it'll charge itself up, use FUNK energy to give me temporary superstrength to lift it and point the beam at TricMagic.
FSA: Build underground bunkers and send every civilian in there, and also organize a colonial evacuation program, before Asia gets hit by the Burninator.
HAU: Quickly build a few more shield generators.