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Title: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 01:27:45 am

Hey.

You there.

Whatchu' doing? Playing RPG games on a forum? What do those games have? Plots? Character Development ? Standardized rules?

Sometimes it's fun to play those kind of games. I run some of them.

And sometimes you need to take your favorite video game/anime/movie/book/oc/whateverthefuckyouwant character and have them stomp some motherfuckers.

This is for that.

Welcome to the Fiesta y'all.

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The main premise of this game is you making any character you want, and putting them in an arena to kill other characters while I get to do one of my favorite things as a GM and write elaborate and explicit details of the carnage.

*This is a casual arena game where you can be whatever character you want, literally whatever. A superhero, a historical figure, a terrible OC you designed in middle school, your dad, anyone. Your character spawns into an arena and their goal is to kill other characters 10 time without dying. Do this and they win. In the game, they receive one Dragon-Ball style wish for their victory, while you as a player will get to decide the location for the next battle.

*You're allowed to design your character as you see fit, but I have the right to balance them so they aren't ridiculously OP. The goal of this game isn't to prove who is the strongest character/best Mary Sue, it's for some crazy-ass fights to go down. I'm fine with you being a super strong guy, but I intend for this shit to be bananas, you're going to see Bob the Builder shanking Goku to death with a rusty screwdriver. Superman getting gnawed to death by anime hamsters. That's what we're talking about.

*Oh look, your character was just gruesomely eliminated. Time to get on the waitlist right? Nope, no waitlist, just say you want to respawn and next turn you will be back. The only penalty for death is resetting of your total Kill Count back to 0. Expect to kill and be killed frequently. Alternatively, you can make a new character and spawn them in instead. ~Do what you want~

*Also, no player cap until things get totally out of hand.

*For each kill your character gets they will receive an additional Ability from the Superpower Wiki. I can can define the limitations of these Abilities as necessary to prevent broken OP characters, so don't make your strategy to hope you randomly get the Omnipotence ability.

*A standard D10 will be used for all conventional rolls. Health will be kept track of in the abstract "Chunky Salsa" system instead of HP.

*Combat will be done in [X vs. Y] format, where X is the attacker and Y is the defender. If X>Y, the attacker does damage based mainly on the difference between X and Y, (A [8 vs. 3] roll is going to do much more damage than a [4 vs. 2]. Other factors come into play too like the weapon being used, shield/armor if the defender has any, the situation itself, etc. So the same roll would have a different outcome when applied to a normal punch and in a different instance, a giant plasma beam.) If Y>X, the defender is unharmed and will perform a basic counter-attack if possible. If X=Y, neither character is harmed.

*A character can perform up to two Actions a turn with no penalties. Fighting, using Abilities, Running to a distant part of the arena and Hiding are all examples of Actions. A character can perform unlimited actions but each additional action over two will be penalized, the third action will incur a -1, the fourth a -3, the fifth -5, etc.
*New Ruling*: Additional penalized actions during a turn, (ex. -1 for a third action, -3 for a fourth, etc.) no longer have the penalization applied to just that action, but all rolls during that turn. This means that if you performs four actions in a turn, you will receive a -3 to all rolls for the duration of that turn, including defending against attackers as well as -3 to counter-attacks as well.

Abilities:
Anyone can swing a sword or shoot a gun, this is the stuff that makes your character kick ass. They come in two forms:

Active: Using these Abilities takes up an Action. Examples:
Ki-Blast (Active) - Fires a ranged energy blast at an opponent that explodes on contact.
Slice N' Dice (Active) - Unleashes a rapid flurry of sword strikes on the opponent.
Cloak - (Active) Turn invisible. Can not attack while invisible, briefly turns visible if successfully hit by an opponent. 1 Turn Cooldown.
Machine Gun Funk (Active) - Completely empty out two guns on a maximum of 4 opponents. This Ability uses up 2 Actions.
Heal - (Active) Magically restore wounds on self or another character.

Passive: Are not "used" but activate under specific conditions.
Made of Iron (Passive) - All damage is slightly lessened.
Regeneration (Passive) - Heals a small amount of damage each turn automatically.
Impenetrable Mind (Passive) - Resistant to mental attacks.
Make the Devil Wait (Passive) - The first attack that would kill this character is negated.
Small (Passive) - This character is smaller than normal, giving them a +1 to all defensive rolls. However, successful hits damage them slightly more than normal.

Equipment:
Each character can bring in up to 3 pieces of equipment into battle. Like Abilities, if they are OP they will be adjusted. (If a piece of Equipment is overpowered, it can possibly be fixed by making it also have a negative value, or requiring the use of an Ability to wield it properly.) Looting a piece of Equipment from a dead character counts as an Action. Examples:

Katana - Cuts through flesh and bone like hot butter.
Assault Rifle - Combines accuracy, firepower and potential as a prop in a Rap video.
Gatling Laser Cannon - For when regular laser cannons aren't enough. After it has been used, requires a turn of Reloading to be used again.
Cursed Blade - An eerie black blade that glows with feint demonic energy. Doubles damage dealt as well as damaged received.
S.W.A.T. Armor - Does a decent job of protecting the wearer against low-caliber firearms and blades.
Wizard Hunting Armor - Greatly lowers the wearer's injuries from magical attacks.
Mystical Headband - This ordinary looking headband fills its wearer with enough energy for them to perform 3 Actions a turn without penalty and only a -2 penalty to 4 Actions. The Headband also causes them to become more forgetful, so they may only have 3 Abilities.

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Character Sheet:
Name: If producible.
Gender: If applicable.
Age: If mortal.
Appearance: If visible.
Backstory: Optional

Abilities:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

Equipment:
1.
2.
3.

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Want to chat with me and other players in real time about the game including comments, criticisms, questions, rants and raves and other bullshit? Join here: https://discord.gg/0147mPwxAer4VIO3a

Spoiler: Dueling/Betting Minigame (Available on Discord) (click to show/hide)

Dueling

Duels are 1v1. (In the future, if this is sucessful, we might upgrade to have some 2v2 team fights.)

Both duelists must mutually agree to the terms of the duel to fight.

Default dueling location is a standard size circular arena with a sand floor, but this can be changed at the requests of duelists.
Duels can be either 1 fight or a Best out of 3.

Vanilla Dueling is standard to the death, but other rulesets can be agreed upon. This includes: No Abilities, No Equipments, No Weapons, Fists Only, Guns Only, Jousting, etc.

As for right now, I am the only one who can moderate duels, sorry in advance that this places people in a similar time zone to me at an advantage.

Betting

Each person who wants to get involved in Dueling/Betting gets 100 CarnageBucks(R) when they sign up.

At the start of each day, everyone receives 25 CarnageBucks.

To bet, you must find someone else willing to make a bet on a fight opposite and equal to you. Ex. "Hey, I will bet 30 Carnage Bucks on Player A if you bet 30 on Player B."

After a bet, the winner keeps their money and the loser transfers their bet to the winner.

5 CarnageBucks is the minimum for a bet.

As of Now, Carnage Bucks have no practical value besides bragging you have more than other people.

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Players:
1. Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer)
2. Sans (DigitalDemon)
3. Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker)
4. Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe)
5. Mecha-Hitler (KiwiOui)
6. EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM (TheBiggerFish)
7. Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater)
8. Rez (FallacyofUrist)
9. Robin (AbstractTraitorHero)
10. AL-2048 (Kashyyk)
11. Paper Mario (Elephant Parade)
12. Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure)

Champions:
None yet.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sanure on June 09, 2016, 01:39:34 am

Posting to watch. Might participate. *begins planning many things*

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 01:43:12 am

*wipes tear from eye*

it's more beautiful than i could have possibly imagined

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana. For each Slashy Slashy used in a turn, Katana gains +1 to attack rolls.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. Unaffected by status effects and environmental effects. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +2 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

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List of Potential Characters

Spoiler: I can do... ANYTHING. (click to show/hide)

Name: Chaos Theory
Gender: Probably male.
Age: Who knows? Powers do weird shit, random ones even more so.
Appearance: Chaos Theory wears some generic futuristic-looking spacesteel armor, complete with a full face mask from behind which one can only see his eyes. Or maybe the armor is his body, grafted on by some combination of powers or other. He doesn't even know anymore. Wrapped around his neck to look not unlike a cape is a rather long, red coat. Has some significance, though Chaos Theory no longer knows what. Still, it must be important if he's kept it around, right?
Backstory: He honestly has no idea. Been around too long to remember much, since everything just sort of... blends together. He's been around for a really, ridiculously long time, he can tell you that much.

Abilities:
1. Random Power #1(Active/Passive?): Chaos Theory's first power slot, this is a random power from Superpower Wiki (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki). Once per turn, Chaos Theory can reroll one power as a free action(every reroll after the first one takes up an action). The power from the slot being rerolled cannot be used while being rerolled, however. A power held in this slot automatically switches after being kept for 6 turns.
2. Random Power #2(Active/Passive?): Chaos Theory's second power slot, this is a random power from Superpower Wiki (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki). Once per turn, Chaos Theory can reroll one power as a free action(every reroll after the first one takes up an action). The power from the slot being rerolled cannot be used while being rerolled, however. A power kept in this slot automatically switches after being kept for 6 turns.
3. Random Power #3(Active/Passive?): Chaos Theory's third power slot, this is a random power from Superpower Wiki (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki). Once per turn, Chaos Theory can reroll one power as a free action(every reroll after the first one takes up an action). The power from the slot being rerolled cannot be used while being rerolled, however. A power kept in this slot automatically switches after being kept for 6 turns.
4. Functionally Immortal(Passive): A certain power from long ago has made Chaos Theory, if not quite immortal, then certainly capable of making a decent impression of it. Lack of air, depressurisation, blood loss and so forth has no real effect on him, nor does lack of food, sleep. He doesn't really age, either. He's still just as crippled as anyone else when someone cuts off his arm or slashes a tendon, though. Things like poison and whatnot are less effective on him. Destroying his head would do the trick as far as killing him goes. Can't be negated.
5. Random Gift: A power seperate from his own. Chaos Theory grants someone else a random power for once. The target gains a random power from Superpower Wiki (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki) which randomly replaces one of their existing actions. If the target tries to use the replaced action, they use the power instead. If the action is replaced by a passive, nothing happens. This effect lasts for 3 turns.

Equipment
1. Metallic Body: Chaos Theory's body is either covered in metal or just made of the stuff by this point. Either way, it's really durable. +2 to defense rolls.
2. Nanomachines, probably: Chaos Theory may or may not have nanomachines within his body. He doesn't know, and people who've managed to wound him catch glimpses of them at best, if they're there at all, before the wound is regenerated and the armor repaired. Provides fast regeneration, provides +1 poison resistance. EMPs and such work on them just fine, though.
3. Handgun of Endless Ammo: A futuristic-looking handgun that never, ever runs out of ammo. Somehow. Provides +1 to attack rolls, can hit at medium range.

Spoiler: THE LEGEND, FATHER OF THE GIANTS (click to show/hide)

Name: The Legend, Father of the Giants(otherwise known as Giantdad)
Gender: MANLY MAN
Age: THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE
Appearance: (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fawncay/images/d/dd/Tumblr_mjeydsRmb01qfr4ypo1_500.png/revision/latest?cb=20130801163529)
Backstory: Nobody truly knows where the Legend came from or what created him, only that he appears on occasion to pwn n00bz and rek skrubs. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPM5k_yYy8)

Abilities
1. INITIATE PHASE ONE: Giantdad initiates phase one, powering up his bass cannon. This gives him a +2 to all rolls from sheer pwnage aura and stuff for 2 turns. 4-turn cooldown.
2. POWER UP THE BASS CANNON, FIRE: Giantdad attacks with the bass cannon in a massive arc. May hit up to 3 targets at the same time, +1 to attack.
3. FAST ROLL, BICTH: Giantdad can roll fast. When this action is used, Giantdad receives +2 to defense for one turn. 1-turn cooldown.
4. ESTUS CHUG: Giantdad drinks down some Estus. This heals him by a not insignificant amount. The heal roll gets +1. Woo.
5. BLACK FLAME: Giantdad holds the power of the Black Flame. This allows him to shoot forward a large blast of fire and dark magic. 50% chance of stunning, if a character uses a defensive action and is targeted with this attack at the same time, the action is negated and they are automatically stunned. 3-turn cooldown.

Equipment
1. GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS: BECOME UNSTOPPABLE. ITS ARMOR. +3 to defense, but extra-action penalties start on the 2nd action instead of the third one.
2. CHAOS ZWEIHANDER +5: A MASSIVE BLADE OF STEEL AND FLAME. +3 to attack, but extra action penalties start at -2 instead of -1.
3. RING OF FAVOUR AND PROTECTION: STAMINA, HEALTH, ENDURANCE. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT. +1 to all rolls, but automatically breaks if unequipped, willingly or otherwise. Restricts the user to wearing only one other piece of non-armor, non-weapon equipment.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 01:59:33 am

welcome to hell, everybody

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: piratejoe on June 09, 2016, 01:59:57 am

Question, are characters who rely on vehicles allowed to use/keep them? Say someone wants to be the Red Barron would they get a Fokker DR.1 or not?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 02:00:07 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 01:59:33 am

welcome to hell, everybody

*heaven

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: spümpkin on June 09, 2016, 02:33:56 am

*...

*bad times are a-comin

Spoiler: a comedian (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

almost done

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 09, 2016, 03:00:17 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 01:59:33 am

welcome to hell, everybody

death

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 03:09:23 am

Spoiler: avalon.mp3 (click to show/hide)

Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

Spoiler: scum (click to show/hide)

Name: Grim Patron, He Who Comes With An Army
Gender: Male for all of them, probably
Age: Varies
Appearance: Patron (https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/hearthstone.gamepedia.com/thumb/8/82/Grim_Patron_art.jpg/400px-Grim_Patron_art.jpg?version=17fdf0ca1c9b983f25c874bef7d21b53)
Backstory: The patrons of the Grim Guzzler's hobbies include: drinking, forging, drinking, the complete destruction of everything, and parties.

Abilities:
1. EVERYONE, GET IN HERE (Passive): Heheh! PILE ON! If this Grim Patron takes significant damage, and yet survives with functioning lungs, he automatically shouts at full volume and another controllable Grim Patron, who has only this ability, comes out of absolutely nowhere. If the original Grim Patron dies and there are others still alive, a random one obtains the deceased's abilities.
2. Mah Blade Be Thirsty!: Oh hey, Jim showed up! Everyone feels safe when Jim's around; he just can't stand anyone getting hurt. Summons a Frothing Berserker, who gains a +1 to his attack rolls for every time he realizes someone has been significantly wounded. Only a maximum of 1 can be summoned without the summoned one dying. Cooldown 4.
3. CHARGE FORWARD!: Looks like one of the boys brought his girlfriend. Who is an orcish commander. Summons a Warsong Commander, who, for as long as she's alive, makes every Grim Patron attack first and swiftly. Only a maximum of 1 can be summoned without the summoned one dying. Cooldown 4.
4. Commanding Shout: Probably something like "STOP DYIN' AND CONTINUE FIGHTIN'!!". For 1 turn, all friendly characters can only be dragged within an inch of their life, but not die. Cooldown 2.
5. Bouncing Blade: Hey, look, one of the boys brought his frisbee! Deals damage to a random character in the area. Repeat 6 times or until something dies.

Equipment:
1. Axe: Just a regular ol' axe. Nothing too special, really.
2. Mug of Beer: Every one of them carries at least one. Sometimes two, and they just hold their axes with their teeth or something. One even holds three, somehow.
3. Dark Blue Beard: Can't forget their beards. No, sir.

Spoiler: fabulous (click to show/hide)

Name: Monsieur Magnifique
Gender: The malest
Age: 21
Appearance: Imagine the man in this video, except wearing circular shades. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agxxFHdQEes)
Backstory: Monsieur Magnifique, also known as Michael, is probably the hottest, most skilled, and classiest dancer alive. That's honestly all you need to know.

Abilities:
1. Charleston Swing: Magnifique does some absolutely magical dance moves. Due to this, anyone who is seeing this is distracted, adding -2 to any action with a multiple action debuff for three turns. 4 turn cooldown.
2. Electro Swing: Magnifique does some literally magical dance moves. Specifically, ones that shoot lightning out of his body. Stuns anyone who sees this, making it so that the multiple action debuffs start at action 2 for three turns. 4 turn cooldown.
3. Magnifique Counter: Magnifique does some combat-ready dance moves. For this turn, if he is attacked and his roll is greater than his opponent's roll, his roll is increased by 4. 2 turn cooldown.
4. Music Video: Magnifique sends someone and himself into a music video of his own creation. In this place, no one else may target them other than eachother. Persists for 5 turns or until they kill eachother.
5. Beautiful Body (Passive): Magnifique's body is so gorgeous, he gets a +2 to defensive rolls, because no one wants to harm that beautiful face.

Equipment:
1. Dancing Shoes: Can't be a good dancer without dancing shoes. Any action related to dancing always goes first.
2. Random Theme Music: Music just randomly sprouts out of his body. Every other turn, Magnifique gains another +2 to defensive rolls.
3. Magnifique Hairstyle: It's SO BEAUTIFUL.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: piratejoe on June 09, 2016, 03:59:03 am

"So, whats going on here?"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.

"Oh, i see, guess you have to die now!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: KiwiOui on June 09, 2016, 07:09:07 am

You want madness? We have a half off special.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Mecha-Hitler
Gender: Male/Robot
Age: 54 (Biologically)
Appearance: A tall bipedal structure of polished steel stands before you. Looking up, the visage of an insane 50 something man. Gatling guns swivel to ready their aim, only two have survived the years. Hitler screa-*boom*
Backstory:As the Axis powers steadily fell to the Allies, the "scientists" of Germany began a secret project to turn their leader into a super soldier. The procedure was carried out in Castle Wolfenstein, but Mecha-Hitler became trapped within the rubble created when an American prisoner destroyed it. Now, Mecha-Hitler is ready for some football for revenge.

Abilities:
1. Steel Resolve (Passive) Be able to take a small number of hits with no internal damage.
2. Occult Power (Active) Release a bolt of eldritch energies.
3. Gatling Frenzy (Active) Bullets have higher velocity, but can overheat and damage the turrets.
4. The Incredible Bulk (Passive) You are naturally very large and heavy. This can be both good and bad.
5. Mind of the Mad (Passive) Spending half a century buried under rubble in a cyborg body can make you somewhat insane. You are resistant to mental based attacks, as being in a madman's brain can be rather dangerous.

Equipment:
1. Side-Mounted Gatlings- Mighty swiveling weapons, these guns are a dangerous tool. However, due to decades of unuse, they can become worn out.
2. Iron Cross- Serving as a channel for occult energy, it slightly improves damage for occult attacks, but is a weak point in the armor.
3. Demonic Rounds- Mecha-Hitler has enought of these pentagram engraved bullets for one salvo, doing extra damage to holy characters.

Heh.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 07:16:50 am

Quote from: piratejoe on June 09, 2016, 01:59:57 am

Question, are characters who rely on vehicles allowed to use/keep them? Say someone wants to be the Red Barron would they get a Fokker DR.1 or not?

Yes, vehicles fall under the category of equipment.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Kashyyk on June 09, 2016, 07:25:36 am

Could a character have mook allies, and would they take an ability or an equipment slot? (I want to be silly and play a stormtrooper squad).

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 07:34:49 am

I'll review each sheet in detail later. Also, I'll describe it more but as a heads up, the first arena is an average-sized Canadian shopping mall. Shopping malls make for fun arenas in a Dead Risint kind of way.

Quote from: Kashyyk on June 09, 2016, 07:25:36 am

Could a character have mook allies, and would they take an ability or an equipment slot? (I want to be silly and play a stormtrooper squad).

Yes, weaker characters can get a competitive edge simply by using numbers as a tactical advantage. Instead of standard health their collective health would be measured by healthy members vs. casualities.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:36:22 am

when weel gam start

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 07:36:53 am

but

i can't even make a character right now ;-;

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 07:37:51 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:36:22 am

when weel gam start

Later today. Want to give a little extra time to any people who want to get in early, and also want to review some characters before we start.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:40:54 am

how much later

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 07:45:59 am

Quote from: TCM on June 09, 2016, 07:37:51 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:36:22 am

when weel gam start

Later today. Want to give a little extra time to any people who want to get in early, and also want to review some characters before we start.

dammit

i have exams tho ;-;

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 07:51:27 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 07:45:59 am

Quote from: TCM on June 09, 2016, 07:37:51 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:36:22 am

when weel gam start

Later today. Want to give a little extra time to any people who want to get in early, and also want to review some characters before we start.

dammit

i have exams tho ;-;

This is the kind of game where you can just jump in whenever.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:53:38 am

well that makes me somewhat relieved, but still

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 07:40:54 am

how much later

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 09, 2016, 10:27:20 am

This looks very interesting...

Spoiler:  Here it is! (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

"HAHAHAHA!!!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 11:44:46 am

Character Review:

Just because I'm critiquing your character doesn't mean I don't like them, in fact I really like everyone's characters so far along with their, uh, unique abilities.

Sans - Special Attack needs either a long cooldown or it should only take away a single action as opposed to a whole turn, which would be incredibly powerful and possibly very annoying.

Kars - How would he go about looking for the Red Stone? And when he takes ultimate form, how can you take him down?

Crusty Pete - His abilities could be problematic but I'll wait a few turns in-game before seeing if anything needs adjustment. Bump the Can of Beard Oil buffs down to +2 for Beard Attacks.

---

This system is new to me so I'll be entering my own character to see how it works from a player's perspective, and because it should be fun, hopefully.

Name: Peacekeeper of Platoon HFDR-98 (Just "Peacekeeper" for short)
Gender: Varies.
Age: 22-54
Appearance: A group of typical Peacekeeper units. (http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/297a9c550c30258db968d9a944e4f749-650-80.jpg) Wait, Halo? What's a Halo?
Backstory: The Peacekeepers are the official police and armed forces of the NFL in the NFL-verse featured in Trespassers of the Universe. They patrol major cities to promote stability and peace while at the same time doing their best to keep criminals and revolutionaries from the Favelas out of the walls of the major football city-states. They have years of training and are equipped with cutting edge technology.

Spoiler: The Peacekeepers (click to show/hide)

Abilities:
1. Peacekeeper Training (Passive) - The Peacekeeper has trained for years in the art of combat. +2 Firearms, +1 Melee Combat, +1 Explosives.
2. Shields Up (Passive) - The armor of a Peacekeeper comes with a force-shield that absorbs a significant amount of damage and self-restores over time. If an attack overcomes the shields or penetrates the armor, it directly damages the Peacekeeper, who can not be directly healed while they are in their suit.
3. ElectroShock (Active) - When the Peacekeeper is in direct contact with someone, their suit can administer an electric shock that can cause their target to be penalized during their next turn, can cause them to lose an Action, or even knock them unconscious with a particularly powerful jolt. This ability can not kill a character.
4. Hyper Evasion (Active) - The Peacekeeper activates a system in their armor which pumps them full of drugs which heighten awareness and reflexes, giving them a +5 to all defensive rolls for one turn. The Peacekeeper can not counter-attack while Hyper Evasion is activated. Hyper Evasion takes up 2 Actions. The turn after using Hyper Evasion, the Peacekeeper is tired and gets a -1 to all physical rolls. 2-Turn Cooldown.
5. Team Strategy - Formidable on their own, Peacekeepers really thrive when working together with each other or other allies. For each Ally a Peacekeeper has in a fight, they receive +1 to attacking rolls.

Equipment:
1. X43-N Laser Rifle - The standard assault rifle of the Peacekeepers. Holds a 30 round clip and is meant to penetrate conventional armor. It is intentionally bulky and tough so that it can be improvised as a melee weapon.
2. Peacekeeper Armor - Top of the line armor heavy enough to resist all kinds of trauma, though a well-trained and powerful Peacekeeper can wear it. Comes equipped with a force-shield and keeps track of the Peacekeeper's vitals.
3. Fragmentation Grenades - Old fashioned but still effective. Throw at a group of enemies and a burst of metal fragments sprays all over the place to impale multiple targets. The Peacekeeper comes into battle armed with 4 Frag Grenades.

---

The first battle will take place within the Grand Fairbank Mall in Toronto, Canada. The mall will be empty but completely functional, and there are no rules or limitations to using anything in the mall to your heart's desire. The boundaries of the battlefield includes the mall and the entire parking lot encircling the mall. The mall is two stories and contains a variety of shopping areas and attractions such as:
*Dozens of unique stores.
*A food court with cuisine from around the globe.
*A children's amusement park and play area.
*A fully-sized movie theater.
*Multiple two story stores including a department store, a home improvement store and a giant candy/toy shop.
*An extensive ventilation system and employees only section, including a hidden security room.
*Applebee's
And much more! Fun for the whole family! And by family we mean psychopaths!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: KiwiOui on June 09, 2016, 11:49:39 am

Wait, were we supposed to use out own abilities & equipment?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 11:52:02 am

Quote from: KiwiOui on June 09, 2016, 11:49:39 am

Wait, were we supposed to use out own abilities & equipment?

Yeah, I just posted examples to help people get ideas. I thought you were being slick by copying all of them. :P

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: KiwiOui on June 09, 2016, 12:00:08 pm

Ah. Should I edit them, or change it when I get a new puppet to play around with?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 12:05:27 pm

Up to you.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: KiwiOui on June 09, 2016, 12:07:02 pm

Eh, I'll change it.

Done!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 09, 2016, 01:16:43 pm

Spoiler: MUAHAHA! (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

"MUAHAHA!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 01:17:41 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 01:43:12 am

*wipes tear from eye*

it's more beautiful than i could have possibly imagined

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +2 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

hey tcm i do believe im almost finished

what are some appropriate bonuses for those equips, m8

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 01:20:53 pm

what do you mean how would he go looking for the stone? he'd go searching in the produce section or something like a regular person

hm, any effect that could render his body comatose, unable to move, (those two assume you would still accept those technically non-lethal "kills") or complety eradicated with not even cells left should do it. if thats still too op, make it so destroying his brain entirely would kill him.

fakeedit: i look forward to killing these people

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 09, 2016, 01:30:29 pm

Spoiler: Rez (click to show/hide)

Name: Rez
Gender: Male
Age: 282, functionally 40
Appearance: A man wearing a blood red cloak over ordinary american garb.
Backstory: The man who figured out the power of BLOOD! Give it up for REZ!

Abilities:
1. (Active) Blood Regeneration: Rez can use blood(not his own, though), draining the life force from it, to heal himself. The more blood, the more heals.
2. (Passive) Blood Rage: Rez gains physical rolls bonuses depending on how bloody he is. The more bloody he is, the higher his bonuses are.
3. (Active) Blood Animation: Rez can animate the blood in a fallen enemy, creating a Blood Elemental minion that will obey his orders. He can only have one Blood Elemental at a time.
4. (Passive) Not Quite Death: After dying, Rez can take one additional action. Blood Regeneration might possibly bring him back to life.
5. (Active) Blood Rite: The more blood in the area, the more powerful this ability. Consumes a large amount of spilled blood in the area to create a somewhat explosive sphere(size depending on blood consumed) that is then fired at an enemy. A successful impact has a chance(depending on how much blood is consumed) to prevent the impacted enemy's passive abilities from working for a duration(depending on how much blood consumed). Has a 4 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Cloak of Blood: This red cloak can store blood in a hammerspace within it.
2. Bloodletter: A somewhat long dagger that tends to cause bleeding in any foes it hits.
3. A flask of magical blood: Will likely be more useful for Rez's abilities than normal blood.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 09, 2016, 02:01:54 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Appearance.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/b0/7b/8ab07bdad205482257cfa3d6ae3151fc.jpg)

Name: Robin
Gender:Bishonen male
Age:23
Backstory:OptionalVessel of a super evil dragon fought it and won is now a nations tactician and is Intrested in blood she'd!

Abilities:
1.Tatics!:if Robin hits an enemy a 1d6 is rolled if it successful then he will critical hit ((Triple damage)) (Passive))
2Flurry of blows
3.Thoron: Robin fires a powerful beam of lightening this can melt steel and is highly concentrated only 3 uses per combat.((active))
4.Waifu power!: Robin can summon a random waifu  to aid him in battle (Active))
5.Ultimate smash:Robin can challenge his for to a game of super smash bros ((active))

Equipment:
1.Armored robes:Robin is wearing well armored and stylish robes that upon being hit will reduce the damage by 1/3
2.Levin sword:Robin can both slash and fire lightening from this sword it is long and does electric and physical  damage.
3.Tome of desperation:Robin can activate this tone and some kind of destructive spell will fire whether that's good or bad all depends.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 02:07:00 pm

Quote from: AbstractTraitorHero on June 09, 2016, 02:01:54 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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uh

let me fix that for you

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/b0/7b/8ab07bdad205482257cfa3d6ae3151fc.jpg)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Kashyyk on June 09, 2016, 02:33:12 pm

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: spümpkin on June 09, 2016, 03:14:11 pm

Quote from: DigitalDemon on June 09, 2016, 02:33:56 am

*...

*bad times are a-comin

Spoiler: a comedian (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 3 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

almost done

* added a 3 turn cooldown

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 05:03:27 pm

Then Sans is good, even a 3-turn probably would have been alright considering the pace of the game.

First turn will be out in a few hours.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 09, 2016, 05:15:23 pm

does that mean my sheet is good

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: KiwiOui on June 09, 2016, 05:22:12 pm

Do my edits seem ok to you?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 09, 2016, 05:42:17 pm

Yes, everyone who has made changes is now approved. After a few turns I might call for changes in the middle of the game.

EDIT: Actually, I have to say that Robin's Abilities, "Waifu Power" and "Ultimate Smash" are quite vague. I'm not sure what they would actually do.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 09, 2016, 09:50:16 pm

Crusty Pete attempts to Strangle the nearest Person!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 09, 2016, 10:15:03 pm

((Waifu power literally summons a random waifu to help him. The other one makes them fight him in a game of smash bros the winner determined by a 1d6 probably.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: piratejoe on June 09, 2016, 10:16:43 pm

(Erm ardent i dont think the game started yet...)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 09, 2016, 10:20:58 pm

Quote from: piratejoe on June 09, 2016, 10:16:43 pm

(Erm ardent i dont think the game started yet...)

((Ah... In that case...))

Crusty Pete does nothing for the Moment!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: piratejoe on June 09, 2016, 10:22:33 pm

Kyoko is probably in the food court, eating.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 09, 2016, 10:35:26 pm

Robin is busy tipping some scales.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 09, 2016, 10:42:54 pm

EDMOEDD is in the darkest place in the mall.  Wherever that actually is.  And cackling maniacally.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 09, 2016, 10:48:42 pm

((so wait, what's the verdict on ultimate kars))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: spümpkin on June 09, 2016, 10:58:15 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 09, 2016, 05:03:27 pm

Then Sans is good, even a 3-turn probably would have been alright considering the pace of the game.

First turn will be out in a few hours.

* i'll do that then. i was mostly just setting it really high, to be safe

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 09, 2016, 11:45:24 pm

Too lazy to make a terrible OC right now. Maybe after my inevitable death.

Spoiler: Paper Mario (click to show/hide)

Name: Paper Mario
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged?
Appearance: mario, except made of paper
Backstory: he rescues princesses and stuff

Abilities:
1. (Active) Curse: Tube Form: Changes to Tube Form. While in Tube Form, Paper Mario is unable to attack, but is harder to hit (+2 to all defensive rolls) and able to fit into small spaces.
2. (Active) Spring Stomp: Mario leaps far into the sky, temporarily becoming untargetable by most attacks. On his next turn, he lands, inflicting heavy damage on the target. (3-turn cooldown)
3. (Active) Quake Hammer: Damages all ground- and ceiling-based enemies with shockwaves; ceiling-based enemies are also dislodged and stunned.
4. (Passive) Heart Finder: Restores HP upon killing an enemy.
5. (Passive) Lucky Day: Grants Paper Mario a random beneficial effect on the 1^st turn, and every 4^th turn thereafter.

Equipment:
1. Ultra Hammer: The strongest of all hammers! +2 to hammer-based attacks.
2. Ultra Boots: The ultimate stomping shoes! +2 to jump-based attacks.
3. Fire Flower: Once placed, spews fireballs at all foes until its death. Very fragile.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 12:58:58 am

Okay, here we go. Hows it look TCM?

Spoiler: Jojo of the Dog Days. (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 4-6 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Scarlet Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze Ripple [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls. Lasts for 2 turns. 4 Turn Cooldown
6.Attack Movement Manipulation [Active]: If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +2 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Sl4cker on June 10, 2016, 01:03:08 am

Quote from: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 12:58:58 am

Okay, here we go. Hows it look TCM?

Spoiler: Jojo of the Dog Days. (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Cat Nap http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 4-6 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze Active - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

this will be fun

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Shadestyle on June 10, 2016, 01:40:11 am

Character Sheet:
Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: piratejoe on June 10, 2016, 01:46:34 am

Quote from: Shadestyle on June 10, 2016, 01:40:11 am

-snip-

This has to be one of the best characters in this game right now.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 10, 2016, 03:48:40 am

Game 1
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
"The revenue from this fight better be worth having to buy an entire mall." - Anonymous ArenaCorps. Representative

Grand Fairbank Mall is one of the primere shopping centers in all of Canada, providing goods that would appeal to all markets from children and families to bargain hunters and hobbyists. Well, it was anyways until ArenaCorps dropped nearly a billion Canadian dollars to buy out the entire complex and each store inside, not to mention the additional cost to pay each company's franchise. The newly formed Arena Entertainment Company believes that strong viewership will make their product a worthwhile investment, especially due to the ongoing problems plaguing other forms of international entertainment: a writer's strike in Hollywood, Netflix doubling its subscription costs, the World Cup being postponed indefinitely due to "shenanigans" and the NBA substituting out playing basketball with large men hitting each other in the testicles for an entire game. 

At the moment, the mall stands deathly silent as if it were a library or Chernobyl. Then out of nowhere an announcer's hollering voice reverberates all around the empty stores and corridors:

"LET'S GET READY! TO! FIESSSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Mall Layout:

The Grand Fairbank is laid out in a general Y-shape, with three entrances/exits at each endpoint of the Y. These entry points each go through a two-story department store. The exterior of the mall is a standard parking lot, currently empty. The two diagonal lengths of this Y shape are equally long, while the bottom length, referred to as the 'Strip', is about 1.5 times the length of the diagonal sections.
The North-West Entrance goes through Ditches & Hoes, a Home Depot style store combining home improvement, construction, and as implied by the title, a wide selection of gardening and lawn maintenance equipment.
The North-East Entrance contains Beat Your Treat, which is designed as if the team behind Toys R' Us decided to expand their franchise at meeting during a cocaine orgy: the first level is 'Candyland' with all the delicious tooth-decaying treats a kid could want, while the bottom level is 'Toyworld' where children go to get everything from pellet guns so they can roleplay Soldiers vs. Terrorists, to dollhouses so they can roleplay Sleeper Terrorist Cell Infiltrates Suburbia. There is also a small indoors Ferris Wheel here.
The Southern Entrance holds C.J. Nickels, a conventional department store. The upper section features clothing and accessories while the bottom contains household appliances and furniture.
At the intersection where all the lengths of the Y meet, there is Adventureville, the mall's famous amusement park/child recreation center.
In the middle of the strip between C.J. Nickels and Adventureville you can find both the Food Court as well as the Movie Theater.
And of course, in between all of these larger places are the individual stores themselves, containing anything from electronics and sporting gear to costumes and pretzels. Finding out what and where each of these smaller stores are will require some adventuring around the mall.

At Ditches and Hoes:

Mecha Hitler busts out of one of the sheds on display. "ACHTUNG, I HAVE RETURNED!"

Hitler's outburst alerts everyone to his presence in the store, including Crusty Pete who is busy in the Paint Section chowing down a bucket of "Lemon Delight", it is not nearly as tasty as the name sounds.

One of the vents on the ceiling begins leaking blood which forms a pool on the ground. This pool of blood then takes on a human shape before solidifying and becoming the form of Rez.

Katana 'Spammer' McKatana is faintly hears a German man screaming somewhere in the store as he looks around the store, searching for new cleaning sprays for his signature weapon.

At Beat Your Treat:

At the entrance of Toyworld, a squadron of Stormtroopers kicks open the doors and spreads out among the various sections of the floor.

Sans is in Candyland carrying bags of his favorite candy, Ketchup.

Paper Mario leaps out of a gaming magazine in Toyworld.

Kyoko is eating copious amounts of candy.

At C.J. Nickels:

Kars runs inside the store, getting out of the sun-drenched parking lot as quickly as he can.

Robin is looking for a snazzy new coat.

Evil Dark Mage is downstairs looking for some EVVVILLLL desk lamps.

Johnny Jokotaru is checking himself out in the dressing room mirrors.

---

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +2 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes, Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Sans (DigitalDemon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Scarf

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Light Slice: Kars cuts something with his light blades. Please note: He can cut through a fucking car with those things.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear, Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: Mecha-Hitler (KiwiOui) (click to show/hide)

Name: Mecha-Hitler
Gender: Male/Robot
Age: 54 (Biologically)
Appearance: A tall bipedal structure of polished steel stands before you. Looking up, the visage of an insane 50 something man. Gatling guns swivel to ready their aim, only two have survived the years. Hitler screa-*boom*
Backstory:As the Axis powers steadily fell to the Allies, the "scientists" of Germany began a secret project to turn their leader into a super soldier. The procedure was carried out in Castle Wolfenstein, but Mecha-Hitler became trapped within the rubble created when an American prisoner destroyed it. Now, Mecha-Hitler is ready for some football for revenge.

Abilities:
1. Steel Resolve (Passive) Be able to take a small number of hits with no internal damage.
2. Occult Power (Active) Release a bolt of eldritch energies.
3. Gatling Frenzy (Active) Bullets have higher velocity, but can overheat and damage the turrets.
4. The Incredible Bulk (Passive) You are naturally very large and heavy. This can be both good and bad.
5. Mind of the Mad (Passive) Spending half a century buried under rubble in a cyborg body can make you somewhat insane. You are resistant to mental based attacks, as being in a madman's brain can be rather dangerous.

Equipment:
1. Side-Mounted Gatlings- Mighty swiveling weapons, these guns are a dangerous tool. However, due to decades of unuse, they can become worn out.
2. Iron Cross- Serving as a channel for occult energy, it slightly improves damage for occult attacks, but is a weak point in the armor.
3. Demonic Rounds- Mecha-Hitler has enought of these pentagram engraved bullets for one salvo, doing extra damage to holy characters.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Side-Mounted Gatling Guns, Iron Cross, Demonic Rounds

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: Rez (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Rez
Gender: Male
Age: 282, functionally 40
Appearance: A man wearing a blood red cloak over ordinary american garb.
Backstory: The man who figured out the power of BLOOD! Give it up for REZ!

Abilities:
1. (Active) Blood Regeneration: Rez can use blood(not his own, though), draining the life force from it, to heal himself. The more blood, the more heals.
2. (Passive) Blood Rage: Rez gains physical rolls bonuses depending on how bloody he is. The more bloody he is, the higher his bonuses are.
3. (Active) Blood Animation: Rez can animate the blood in a fallen enemy, creating a Blood Elemental minion that will obey his orders. He can only have one Blood Elemental at a time.
4. (Passive) Not Quite Death: After dying, Rez can take one additional action. Blood Regeneration might possibly bring him back to life.
5. (Active) Blood Rite: The more blood in the area, the more powerful this ability. Consumes a large amount of spilled blood in the area to create a somewhat explosive sphere(size depending on blood consumed) that is then fired at an enemy. A successful impact has a chance(depending on how much blood is consumed) to prevent the impacted enemy's passive abilities from working for a duration(depending on how much blood consumed). Has a 4 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Cloak of Blood: This red cloak can store blood in a hammerspace within it.
2. Bloodletter: A somewhat long dagger that tends to cause bleeding in any foes it hits.
3. A flask of magical blood: Will likely be more useful for Rez's abilities than normal blood.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Cloak of Blood, Bloodletter Dagger, Flask of Magical Blood

Spoiler: Robin (AbstractTraitorHero) (click to show/hide)

Appearance.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/b0/7b/8ab07bdad205482257cfa3d6ae3151fc.jpg

Name: Robin
Gender:Bishonen male
Age:23
Backstory:OptionalVessel of a super evil dragon fought it and won is now a nations tactician and is Intrested in blood she'd!

Abilities:
1.Tatics!:if Robin hits an enemy a 1d6 is rolled if it successful then he will critical hit ((Triple damage)) (Passive))
2Flurry of blows
3.Thoron: Robin fires a powerful beam of lightening this can melt steel and is highly concentrated only 3 uses per combat.((active))
4.Waifu power!: Robin can summon a random waifu  to aid him in battle (Active))
5.Ultimate smash:Robin can challenge his for to a game of super smash bros ((active))

Equipment:
1.Armored robes:Robin is wearing well armored and stylish robes that upon being hit will reduce the damage by 1/3
2.Levin sword:Robin can both slash and fire lightening from this sword it is long and does electric and physical  damage.
3.Tome of desperation:Robin can activate this tone and some kind of destructive spell will fire whether that's good or bad all depends.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickel's
Inventory: Armored Robes, Levin Sword, Tome of Desperation

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

---

Status: Normal [15/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Paper Mario (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Paper Mario
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged?
Appearance: mario, except made of paper
Backstory: he rescues princesses and stuff

Abilities:
1. (Active) Curse: Tube Form: Changes to Tube Form. While in Tube Form, Paper Mario is unable to attack, but is harder to hit (+2 to all defensive rolls) and able to fit into small spaces.
2. (Active) Spring Stomp: Mario leaps far into the sky, temporarily becoming untargetable by most attacks. On his next turn, he lands, inflicting heavy damage on the target. (3-turn cooldown)
3. (Active) Quake Hammer: Damages all ground- and ceiling-based enemies with shockwaves; ceiling-based enemies are also dislodged and stunned.
4. (Passive) Heart Finder: Restores HP upon killing an enemy.
5. (Passive) Lucky Day: Grants Paper Mario a random beneficial effect on the 1^st turn, and every 4^th turn thereafter.

Equipment:
1. Ultra Hammer: The strongest of all hammers! +2 to hammer-based attacks.
2. Ultra Boots: The ultimate stomping shoes! +2 to jump-based attacks.
3. Fire Flower: Once placed, spews fireballs at all foes until its death. Very fragile.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Ultra Hammer, Ultra Boots, Fire Flower

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 4-6 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze Active - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

---

Intro turn, yeah baby. I promise that the individual character introductions are not reflective of how the actual game will be in terms of length and quality, I just had to find an excuse to get them all in the mall.
I even distributed the players among the three starting points and from now on each new/respawning character will havea  33% chance to spawn at any of the entrances.
I expect to be able to update this game daily. If you miss an update, you character will likely be injured or killed but this is a casual game and respawning is as easy as saying "Respawn".
I also forgot to spawn in my own character, oops. Will put them in next turn.
Unless there is strong opposition, I will also occasionally spawn some NPCs who are worth extra points if you can take them down, as well as some Side Quests to earn extra points.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sl4cker on June 10, 2016, 04:10:09 am

Kars scoffs. "This is the place where the Red Stone of Aja is hidden? Don't make me laugh."
Start looking around for that Red Stone.
Go absorb that dumb-looking guy with the pilgrim-hat that has a spiky tip. Yeah, that one.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TCM on June 10, 2016, 04:12:09 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on June 10, 2016, 04:10:09 am

Go absorb that dumb-looking guy with the pilgrim-hat that has a spiky tip. Yeah, that one.[/b]

Could you specify how? If you don't use an ability, (this applies to everyone) I'll assume you're just doing a generic attack.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sl4cker on June 10, 2016, 04:15:27 am

((do the basic attack, then
i probably should have made his light slash his basic attack, and made absorption an attack which heals him if it's successful
can i still do that last second))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: piratejoe on June 10, 2016, 04:24:26 am

"Guess its time now. They coulda given me some more time to enjoy this stuff." says Kyoko after she finished one of the many bags of candy she nicked from the shelves. She then quickly transformed into her magical girl form and summoned her spear spinning it for a second before slamming the bottom of it into the ground with a loud slam, cracking the floor slightly. She then waited for a moment before walking off in search for witches.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: spümpkin on June 10, 2016, 05:04:57 am

* heh. well, gotta do it sometime i guess

sans takes a shortcut, and ends up at Toyworld very quickly. he then summons some bones, throwing them at Paper Mario

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 10, 2016, 06:13:30 am

"GAAAAAAAH! BAKA GAIJIN GO HOME, DISHONORABRU FOOL!"

Upon hearing the angry German's voice, Katana falls into a rage and rushes towards Mecha-Hitler. Then he starts slashing(Slashy Slashy), his attack full of overly elaborate movements and shouts.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 08:12:43 am

Johnny smiles and strikes various poses, "I should hurry and go looking for it before all the fun starts, but.... what's a few more poses?" She strikes several more poses.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 08:58:38 am

Robin walks up to Johnny and taps him on  the shoulder.
"Hello which coat would look good on me  the green  or the red one?"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: KiwiOui on June 10, 2016, 09:03:22 am

Mecha-Hitler unleashes a salvo of bullets into the Japanese traitor's face.
"DIE!

(Hitler will use the 'Impact' font.)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 09:08:00 am

"Hmm, going with your hair color, size, and mannerism, I would say green would fit you best. Red can make the heat worse for you." Johnny gives an approving look.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 09:09:56 am

Robin  smiles and gives a thumbs up.
"Thank you sir."
Buy the green coat.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 09:12:33 am

"You are most certainly welcome." Johnny nods to Robin, and strikes a final pose in the mirror, "A fierce fight is going to start, I mustn't miss it, else it will get away from me. What's your name, if I may ask?" His manners are that of a gentleman.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 09:24:55 am

"Robin I'm the tactician of Ylisse."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 10, 2016, 09:32:24 am

Deploy the Fire Flower.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 09:48:40 am

"Johnny Jokotaru of the Jokotaru Tribe. You may call me JoJo, Robin of Ylisse." Johhny extends a hand.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 09:51:01 am

Robin accepts the handshake gladly giving a nod.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 09:52:14 am

Johnny nods as well as the pair bond! A firm handshake is the basis for any friendship!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 10, 2016, 10:08:56 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 10, 2016, 06:13:30 am

"GAAAAAAAH! BAKA GAIJIN GO HOME, DISHONORABRU FOOL!"

Upon hearing the angry German's voice, Katana falls into a rage and rushes towards Mecha-Hitler. Then he starts slashing(Slashy Slashy), his attack full of overly elaborate movements and shouts.

This is probably very loud. So Rez probably heard this.

"I HEAR A MEATSACK!"

Rez finds and stabs the meat sack with the katana.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 10:10:31 am

Quote from: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 09:52:14 am

Johnny nods as well as the pair bond! A firm handshake is the basis for any friendship!

"Ever killed an ancient evil?"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 10:16:11 am

"How ancient are we speaking of?"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 10:20:25 am

"Probably a few thousand generations."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 10:24:05 am

"Only thing I can think of that that's old is the Pillar men, but I haven't seen one so far in my life. My tribes progenitor fought one thousands of years ago when he first settled the oasis, but that is more of a legend."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 10:33:28 am

"Well what I fought was a fell dragon probably from the hero kings era...the continent was shaped completely different so lots of time passed so that thing was around a while I imagine."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 10:35:46 am

"Well, as the elders always taught us: So long as evil exists in the world, Heroes will rise, wielding the power to change fate!" Johnny strikes a pose!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Sl4cker on June 10, 2016, 10:39:15 am

"I feel this sudden urge to leer in disgust at nothing in particular."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 10:50:04 am

Quote from: Sanure on June 10, 2016, 10:35:46 am

"Well, as the elders always taught us: So long as evil exists in the world, Heroes will rise, wielding the power to change fate!" Johnny strikes a pose!

"You sound like Lucina."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 10, 2016, 11:17:41 am

Flail around with the WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! because "THIS STORE HAS FAILED TO BE EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.  IT SHALL BE DESTROYED.

EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL."

(To be clear, this means cast MASHY SPIKE PLATE! until it doesn't go.  Possibly at nearby human targets.)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 10, 2016, 11:18:48 am

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 10, 2016, 11:17:41 am

Flail around with the WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! because "THIS STORE HAS FAILED TO BE EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.  IT SHALL BE DESTROYED."

Thoron him casually while continuing to buy the green coat.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Kashyyk on June 10, 2016, 11:39:39 am

"Sargent, your objectives. Recover an unknown number of valuable artifacts. It is believed most of these are lready in the hands of the hostiles or are also being searched for by them. Do not let them fall into enemy hands."

"Understand Commander. Consider it done."

The hologram fades, leaving AL-2048's vision clear. The squad ready to breach the exterior door to the mall, the signal is given. The lead troopers kick in the doors and the squad hustles in, seeking cover. Three hostiles.

"Squad, open fire!"

((If you don't want me to be able to attack multiple players in a turn, that's fine. Pick one at random to actually roll the attack against and have ineffectual shots against the others for flavour text))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 10, 2016, 12:25:11 pm

Spoiler: YOU ARE AWAITED (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: Shadestyle on June 10, 2016, 01:09:56 pm

Quote from: Shadestyle on June 10, 2016, 01:40:11 am

Character Sheet:
Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 10, 2016, 01:57:47 pm

Quote from: KiwiOui on June 10, 2016, 09:03:22 am

Mecha-Hitler unleashes a salvo of bullets into the Japanese traitor's face.
"DIE!

(Hitler will use the 'Impact' font.)

Crusty Pete looks up from The Paint Can, his Beard and face encrusted with Yellow Paint, upon seeing Mecha Hitler, Rez, and Katana, he grimaces, before grabbing a large Hammer.

"YE GUD-DARMED NAZIS! I'LL KEEL YOU!!!"

Crusty Pete attempts to kill Mecha Hitler with his Hammer, along with attacking anyone who gets in his way!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 10, 2016, 02:51:17 pm

Time for some Skullduggery action.

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car
3. Lord Viles armor.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Twinwolf on June 10, 2016, 03:03:56 pm

PTW

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TCM on June 10, 2016, 03:50:18 pm

For Skullduggery, I'm assuming versatile means he can use bones put he has to pick them up first, correct? Like he can't telekineticly rip them out of someone's body.

Sans + S.P. is the unofficial new meta.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 10, 2016, 03:55:59 pm

Right, he has to pick them up first. Is everything else okay? And could I make it so that S.P. gets a +1 to attack and defense rolls while he's Vile?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 10, 2016, 04:05:53 pm

Quote from: MidnightJaguar on June 10, 2016, 03:55:59 pm

Right, he has to pick them up first. Is everything else okay? And could I make it so that S.P. gets a +1 to attack and defense rolls while he's Vile?

tbh i would say +1 is a bit low considering the rather big maluses you get after it ends

but then, im not great at balancing things

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 10, 2016, 04:10:35 pm

good point S.P. is pretty much boned see what I did there? :P if there is anyone left alive after he goes on a rampage . TCM could I make that a +2 to attack and defense rolls for S.P. while he is Vile instead?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TCM on June 10, 2016, 04:22:02 pm

Want to chat with me and other players in real time about the game including comments, criticisms, questions, rants and raves and other bullshit? Join here: https://discord.gg/0147mPwxAer4VIO3a

Will post this link to the OP later.

Quote from: MidnightJaguar on June 10, 2016, 04:10:35 pm

good point S.P. is pretty much boned see what I did there? :P if there is anyone left alive after he goes on a rampage . TCM could I make that a +2 to attack and defense rolls for S.P. while he is Vile instead?

Yes, it's actually fairly unpowered right now.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 10, 2016, 04:24:24 pm

Updated it to a +3 to attack and a +2 to defense.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 10, 2016, 06:28:54 pm

Spoiler: for when paper mario dies (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog
Backstory:

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to the CHAOS ZONE, or whatever it's called. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3  (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
4. (Passive) likes: hurtin people: If Coldsteel inflicts damage on anyone (including himself), he gains a +2 bonus to all rolls the following turn.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)


Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. According to Sonic Wiki, you need it to use Chaos Control, so I guess Coldsteel has it?
2. earrings: they grant a +3 bonus to Chaos Control because they're magic and COOL (they aren't girly, SHUT UP khaoskid663)
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a place to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 to all rolls until they can smash the music player.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile and vague; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and be formed into energy projectiles.

If it's not too late to change--it probably is, since someone else is attacking me--I'd like to switch to Coldsteel. Otherwise, I'd like to change the +2 bonus on the Ultra Boots and Ultra Hammer to a +3 bonus, because Paper Mario seems seriously outclassed right now.

edit: some buffs and nerfs for the edgiest hedehog
edit: nerfed earrings; Chaos Control is way more versatile than I thought it was

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TCM on June 10, 2016, 06:59:38 pm

Paper Mario buffs approved.

Coldsteel approved tenatively.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 11, 2016, 03:30:24 am

Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"The revenue from this fight better be worth having to buy an entire mall." - Anonymous ArenaCorps. Representative

Kars look around the interior of C.J. Nickels, shirts, pants, skirts and earrings lining the walls and ailses as far as his eyes could see, which did not at all impress him as the temple where his coveted treasure is being kept hidden away. "This is the place where the Red Stone of Aja is hidden? Don't make me laugh." [Treasure Hunting: 1] Kars look around the store, throwing racks of clothing around without a care for organization or politeness, fixating and finding the mask. Miraculously, within the first couple minutes of the store he finds the Red Mask! A giant smiles appears on his face as he reaches out towards the mask, only to see that there was an entire rack of them! What was this forgery? His smile turns to a scowl and the Pillarman puts his fist through these knock off masks, obliterating all of them as well as part of the wall behind them in one blow.
He resumes his search going further into the store, not finding a trace of the real Red Mask which he knows for certain is somewhere in this mall. What he finds instead are two men exchanging a handshake in the center of the store, a silly looking boy and an even more ridiculous half-naked man with nonsensical headgear, Kars the latter person's appearance downright offensive. He runs forth and forcibly breaks up the handshake before either of the hand shakers realize that he is there, "Excuse me, this one is mine." Kars says this politely as he shoves Robin away while turning towards Johnny Jokotaru and creating a curved Light Blade on the outside of his right forearm. [3+2(Heightened Senses) vs. 2+3] Kars swings his forearm forward and the light blade slashes deep into Johnny's midsection, which would have cut any normal man directly in half, but when the blade makes contact Johnny's crown flashes for a split second and the light blade glances right off of his torso as if it were a stone weapon bouncing off a steel wall. Kars is admittedly surprised, "W-What?!"

Kars takes a few steps back after his whiffed strike, getting into a proper fighting stance and ready to retaliate against Johnny or his ally. Jokotaru prepares to introduce himself in his typical manner, when he is interrupted by yet another new arrival, "THIS STORE HAS FAILED TO BE EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.  IT SHALL BE DESTROYED.
EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL-" The three previously mentioned combatants all turn their attention to a man who has climbed on top of one of the nearby glass jewelry display cases, screaming and waving his hands around erratically. His body is covered in a heavy black cloak and what can be seen of him is a long grey beard and two glowing red eyes. He speaks in what sounds like tongues while twirling around a black stick, causing a giant metal disk spiked like a sea urchin to appear directly above him. He points his wand at his opposition in C.J. Daniels and the Mashy Spike Plate goes flying forward. [10 vs. 6+3] Robin and Kars leap back out of the path of the spinning spike plate before it reaches them, and so does Johnny but he is a split second too late. Most of his body is untouched, except for his right thumb which is taken right off by a single spike as the plate spins by him, Johnny's thumb flies away at a high velocity and lands on the white tile floor, some of it turned red by his blood. The plate is not finished yet, as it slams into the wall and bounces off of it with the buoyancy of a basketball and head straight for Kars! [10 vs. 9+2] This time, Kars doesn't even jump and instead just pivots his body as the plate goes flying by him, missing his head by an inch, and then having used up all of its spellpower, the spinning death wheel vanishes. Kars smiles deviously at the Evul Mage, "Your parlor tricks don't scare me. Let me show you how a real Pillarman fights!" Kars takes off at the mage like an Olympic sprinter, and then jumps up to his level with a similar level of athleticism, [6+2 vs. 8] and launches a straight punch at the mage, a blade of light extending from his knuckles. The mage ducks and the light blade goes barely over him, tearing some of the fiber at the top of his cloak's hood. Kars and Evul Mage collide and fall behind the glass jewelry display onto the floor; neither are injured however and get back to their feet within a couple seconds.

After Mecha-Hitler announces his return, Katana McKatana almost immediately turns the corner and rushes for the Fuhrer. The Samurai screams, his blade held high above his head and his sandals clacking against the concrete ground. "GAAAAAAAH! BAKA GAIJIN GO HOME, DISHONORABRU FOOL!" Hitler furrows his brow, this is the type of gift he got in exchange for letting Japan join the Axis? While Katana is running full-speed at Hitler, his mechanical shoulders open up and from these holes comes two rusty but still imposing Gatling Guns. "DIE! [7 vs. 1+2+2] The guns unloads dozens of rounds into the Samurai, most of them missing and instead shattering windows and doors on display, but a handful of shots find their mark. Despite this, the Samurai is somehow able to keep moving without being slowed down at all, his mystical armor abosrbing the force, though it is damaged as a result.

Johnny Jokotaru was having a good time posing for himself in the mirror and then later making a friend and helping out this new friend with clothes shopping. As the two of them discuss their pasts, one of those damned Pillarman that Johnny had heard so much about appeared out of nowhere, and unsuccessfully attempted to kill him. Even worse, the Pillarman rudely interrupted Johnny's handshake with Robin! Before Johnny can properly react, a wizard appears out of nowhere and conjures up a spiky plate of doom that cuts off his finger. Johnny is ready to retaliate against either the Pillarman or the wizard, potentially both, but they end up fighting one another. Johnny had gone from posing to friendship to a three-way fight in just a couple minutes. He realizes just how crazy this arena could be, but at least he is here with an ally.

After getting Johnny's opinion on which coat to get, Robin looks to checkout to purchase the coat but it is empty, in fact the place is totally devoid of any sort of customer or staff. This means he can probably just take it without paying with no negative legal or moral consequences, though Johnny feels weird just putting on this fancy coat without paying or trading for it. After putting on the coat, Robin is shoved aside by Kars and then has to jump out of the way of the Evul Mage's spiky plate, followed by these two new hostiles engaging one another. When Kars and the Evul Mage both get back to their feet after their scuffle, Robin points his hand at the dark magician and sends forth Thoron, a powerful signature magical strike. [10 vs. 1] From Robin's palm a beam of pure energy extends into the mage's chest; he looks down at the beam with an expression of mixed disappointment and amusement. "I'M DEAD FIRST? HOW CLICHE." There is then as burst of energy that is as loud as a dozen thunderclaps and powerful enough that all of C.J. Daniels vibrates and the lights flicker; at the same time, the attack is so concentrated that Kars, standing only a couple feet away from the mage, is not hurt at all but he does bask in an intense heat as if he were standing right next to a furnace. When the store returns to its normal state, the spot where the Evul Mage is standing is replaced by a small pile of fine ash.
Robin has lightning'd the Evul Dark Mage! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Spiritual Mediation: (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Meditation) Robin can enter Spiritual Mediation, which cause their next turn to be spent Meditating, and can not perform actions or defensive rolls during this turn. The next two turns they will be in the 'Spiritually Awakened' state and receive an overall +2 to all rolls. Once the Spiritually Awakened State has ended, their is a 3 Turn Cooldown before they can enter Spiritual Meditation again.

Once he appears, Paper Mario briefly has an existential crisis over his Schrodinger-esque dilemma of simultaneously being in the 2nd and 3rd dimension yet somehow also in neither, and the accompanying crisis of not being filled with spaghetti. He sublimates these deep problems by focusing on pulling a Fire Flower out of his pocket and attaching it to the ground. The big-eyed flower somehow roots itself in the concrete floor and bounces around happily, occasional flaring up with heat.
[Lucky Day: Mario's next ability that he uses that has a Cooldown has its next Cooldown reduced by 1 Turn.]

Rez hears a lot of accented yelling from the front of the store and runs towards it, spotting Katana McKatana charging at Mecha-Hitler and tanking a bunch of bullets. Rez hungrily licks his lips before cutting through the next aisle perpendicular to McKatana and Hitler, literally bursting through a display door on the way and standing in between the two fighters, turning towards the Samurai and intercepting him. "I HEAR A MEATSACK!" He yells at McKatana, barring his sharpened vampiric-like teeth and pulling the Bloodletter out of his cloak, a long jagged dagger that was once black but has been stained crimson. [9 vs. 8+2+1] McKatana slows down enough to be able to respond to this new threat and when Rez thrusts forward for his throat, the Samurai steps to Rez's side before it can land, the Bloodletter sinking straight into thin air. [8+2+2 vs. 9] McKantana slashes his sword horizontally at Rez and cuts the blood-drinker's left arm off at the elbow. The limb falls to the ground, twitching and grabbing at nothing, and Rez is horrified at the sight of all of this blood! Well, not really, he's actually pretty okay with all of this considering his whole job. He is not McKatana's main enemy at the moment however, so the Samurai kicks him in the back of the leg, causing him to fall on the ground, allowing the Samurai to resume charging at Mecha-Hitler, screaming and with little concern for his own safety.

Once the announcer lets out his signature catchphrase that is heard all over the mall, Kyoko gets prepared for the battle royale to begin. "Guess its time now. They coulda given me some more time to enjoy this stuff." She tosses the empty bag of candy aside, having eaten enough treats to send a baby elephant in cardiac arrest. With no around to witness, she performs her elaborate Magical Girl Transformation and enters her powered up form, Slayer of Witches, Protector of Earth, Sen of Pai. She slams the metal blunt end of her mighty Modular Spear into the ground, creating a small crater and doing this for no other reason than maybe she hates the bright purple floor style that is everywhere in Candyland. Kyoko pokes around now, looking for Witches to slay, and while she finds no Witches she does see something just as odd and maybe even just as dangerous: a skeleton with a huge grin walking away from her and towards the escalators that lead down to Toyworld.

An organized squadron of Stormtroopers, stands directly outside the entrance for Toyworld, taking cover on either part of the walls next to the glass doors, to remain invisible to any nearby opposition that could see through the glass.  A highly ranked Stormtrooper, indistinguishable from the rest of his squad, pauses for a moment and holds out his hand as a hologram, transmission from headquarter. "Sargent, your objectives. Recover an unknown number of valuable artifacts. It is believed most of these are already in the hands of the hostiles or are also being searched for by them. Do not let them fall into enemy hands." The Sargent nods to the hologram of his leader, "Understand Commander. Consider it done." The Hologram fades and AL-2048 nods. Two Stormtroopers break from either side of the wall and kick open the door to Toyworld. With their rifles up, they scan the interior and then motion for everyone to follow them. The squad spreads out among the aisles of games, books and devices in Toyworld, staying far apart enough to avoid being an easily targetable cluster while remaining close enough to support one another. Turning a corner, they come across Paper Mario admiring his Fire Flower. "Squad, open fire!"
Precisely one moment before the first line of Stormtroopers can begin firing, the Fire Flower launches a stream of pollen at the Stormtroopers, giant pieces of pollen that are on fire. [7 vs. 8] The Stormtroopers duck and combat roll out of the way as fireballs hit the ceiling, floor and aisles of toys around them, starting numerous fires in the area. A couple of Stormtroopers are skimmed by the flying fireballs, resulting in small fires appearing on their suits, but they quickly manage to snuff them out with their hands, leaving them with black spots on their armor. [2 vs. 8] The Stormtroopers fire back at the Fire Flower, and if the Stormtroopers have difficulty shooting a human-sized target, how well do you think they would fare against one a foot tall? They blast apart a few RV Cars on display but fail to damage the flower at all. [7 vs. 9] They also fire at Paper Mario, who adopts the tactic of transforming into a small tube and rolling at the Stormtroopers, evading their shots while closing the ground between them. [8 vs. 7] Mario picks up speed and then leaps up, the rolling tube collides with the torso of a single Stormtrooper at high speeds as if it were a small car on the highway, and the Stormtrooper goes flying back into metal support beam. He slumps over, heavily wounded but still breathing. Meanwhile, Mario's momentum off of this sends him up into the air where he quickly and effortlessly changes back into his standard form and comes down on a second Stormtrooper head-first. Mario's boots collide with the soldiers helmet creating the large cracking sound of skull and spinal column fracturing under heavy pressure; Mario bounces off, while the Stormtroopers falls to his knees, lets out a sharp cry and falls onto his face, motionless. By this time, more Stormtroopers had moved up to this area and continued firing at Paper Mario, forcing the Plumber to run into cover behind a large train set in an adjacent aisle.

Sans quietly chuckles as he hears the announcer go off. "* heh. well, gotta do it sometime i guess" He walks to the escalator which leads down to Toyworld, hands in his jacket, but not before he stops to greet the magical girl who had just discovered him. His perpetually smiling skull turns to face her, "* hey kid. what do you call hazelnut spread that becomes a magical girl? nutella " Afterwards, Sans gets lies down on his stomach and rolls down the escalator. Once down in Toyworld, he flips onto his feet without moving a muscle, or bone actually, and walks forward until he sees Paper Mario hiding behind an elaborate train set while laser beams fly all around him coming from the plumber's front. Sans approaches Paper Mario from the side, a floating swarm of bones appearing around the skeleton. "* hey jumpman, time for you to go back down the pipes." [5+1 vs. 2-1] Paper Mario, now being attacked from two angles, is forced to stand up and use his jumping ability to jump and weave over and under flying lasers and bones. As Mario leaps over some errant blaster fire, one of Sans flying bones smashes right into his Italian jaw, the separation of jawbone is audible and Mario does a back flip and lands face down on top of the train set, miniature bridges and train cars crushed underneath him as lasers beam continue to streak in the air above and around him.

McKatana rushes for Mecha-Hitler who has to cease his shooting for now to prevent permanently damaging his Gatling Guns. [2+2 vs. 10] The Spammer brings his blade down in a vertical cut to slash Hitler right in half, but as soon as it hits the top of the Nazi's hard metal skull, the blade bounces right off and staggers McKatana who stumbles backwards for a few steps. "YOUR PATHETIC SWORD CAN NOT MAKE A DENT IN SUPERIOR GERMAN ROBOTICS!" [1 vs. 5+2+2] Mecha-Hitler throws a hooking punch at McKatana; the punch is slow and wild allowing the Samurai to easily dodge out of the way while the force of the attack sends the Fuhrer forward, crashing into a shelf of pots.

Crusty Pete looks up from his meal of paint to see all the people in Hoes & Ditches, fighting, including Mecha-Hitler. Pete Grimaces, if there's one thing he hated more than lotion, it was Nazis, especially robot Nazis. He drops the paint can on the floor, its remaining yellow contents spilling out, as the big man picks up a nearby sledgehammer. He walks over to the fighting just in time to watch Mecha-Hitler stumble into a bunch of pots which shatter against his metal body. "YE GUD-DARMED NAZIS! I'LL KEEL YOU!!!" Mecha-Hitler spins around to see a messy person, as big as him, bringing a sledgehammer down on his skull. [2 vs. 8] Hitler jukes to the side, sending Crusty Pete's hammer smashing into the ground. Seeing what kind of individual Crusty Pete was, Hitler was now happy that the scientists who recreated him could not figure out how to give him a sense of smell. [9 vs. 8-2] Hitler hook punches again, this time with much more discipline, and sends his metal fist crashing into Pete's left elbow. Crusty Pete howls in pain and drops the Sledgehammer, clutching his wound with his other hand. "SUNUVA' BITCH, RIGHT IN THE FUNNY BONE!!!"

---

Cthulu Dundee sneaks into Ditches & Hoes with a small camera crew, his eyes lighting up as he sees fighting underway. "Crikey, we've got a special show today."

The Road Warrior rides his motorcycle straight for the entrance to Toyland, "WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!"

Skullduggery Pleasant is also driving straight for Toyland, and even ends up driving directly next to The Road Warrior.

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Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TCM on June 11, 2016, 03:31:09 am

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +2 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Sans (DigitalDemon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Scarf

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear, Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: Mecha-Hitler (KiwiOui) (click to show/hide)

Name: Mecha-Hitler
Gender: Male/Robot
Age: 54 (Biologically)
Appearance: A tall bipedal structure of polished steel stands before you. Looking up, the visage of an insane 50 something man. Gatling guns swivel to ready their aim, only two have survived the years. Hitler screa-*boom*
Backstory:As the Axis powers steadily fell to the Allies, the "scientists" of Germany began a secret project to turn their leader into a super soldier. The procedure was carried out in Castle Wolfenstein, but Mecha-Hitler became trapped within the rubble created when an American prisoner destroyed it. Now, Mecha-Hitler is ready for some football for revenge.

Abilities:
1. Steel Resolve (Passive) Be able to take a small number of hits with no internal damage.
2. Occult Power (Active) Release a bolt of eldritch energies.
3. Gatling Frenzy (Active) Bullets have higher velocity, but can overheat and damage the turrets.
4. The Incredible Bulk (Passive) You are naturally very large and heavy. This can be both good and bad.
5. Mind of the Mad (Passive) Spending half a century buried under rubble in a cyborg body can make you somewhat insane. You are resistant to mental based attacks, as being in a madman's brain can be rather dangerous.

Equipment:
1. Side-Mounted Gatlings- Mighty swiveling weapons, these guns are a dangerous tool. However, due to decades of unuse, they can become worn out.
2. Iron Cross- Serving as a channel for occult energy, it slightly improves damage for occult attacks, but is a weak point in the armor.
3. Demonic Rounds- Mecha-Hitler has enought of these pentagram engraved bullets for one salvo, doing extra damage to holy characters.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Side-Mounted Gatling Guns, Iron Cross, Demonic Rounds

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

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Status: Left Elbow Injured [-1 to Actions using Left Arm]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: Rez (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Rez
Gender: Male
Age: 282, functionally 40
Appearance: A man wearing a blood red cloak over ordinary american garb.
Backstory: The man who figured out the power of BLOOD! Give it up for REZ!

Abilities:
1. (Active) Blood Regeneration: Rez can use blood(not his own, though), draining the life force from it, to heal himself. The more blood, the more heals.
2. (Passive) Blood Rage: Rez gains physical rolls bonuses depending on how bloody he is. The more bloody he is, the higher his bonuses are.
3. (Active) Blood Animation: Rez can animate the blood in a fallen enemy, creating a Blood Elemental minion that will obey his orders. He can only have one Blood Elemental at a time.
4. (Passive) Not Quite Death: After dying, Rez can take one additional action. Blood Regeneration might possibly bring him back to life.
5. (Active) Blood Rite: The more blood in the area, the more powerful this ability. Consumes a large amount of spilled blood in the area to create a somewhat explosive sphere(size depending on blood consumed) that is then fired at an enemy. A successful impact has a chance(depending on how much blood is consumed) to prevent the impacted enemy's passive abilities from working for a duration(depending on how much blood consumed). Has a 4 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Cloak of Blood: This red cloak can store blood in a hammerspace within it.
2. Bloodletter: A somewhat long dagger that tends to cause bleeding in any foes it hits.
3. A flask of magical blood: Will likely be more useful for Rez's abilities than normal blood.

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Status: Left Arm Severed At Elbow [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Cloak of Blood, Bloodletter Dagger, Flask of Magical Blood

Spoiler: Robin (AbstractTraitorHero) (click to show/hide)

Appearance.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8a/b0/7b/8ab07bdad205482257cfa3d6ae3151fc.jpg

Name: Robin
Gender:Bishonen male
Age:23
Backstory:OptionalVessel of a super evil dragon fought it and won is now a nations tactician and is Intrested in blood she'd!

Abilities:
1.Tatics!:if Robin hits an enemy a 1d6 is rolled if it successful then he will critical hit ((Triple damage)) (Passive))
2Flurry of blows
3.Thoron: Robin fires a powerful beam of lightening this can melt steel and is highly concentrated only 3 uses per combat.((active)) [2 Charges Remainig]
4.Waifu power!: Robin can summon a random waifu  to aid him in battle (Active))
5.Ultimate smash:Robin can challenge his for to a game of super smash bros ((active))
6.Spiritual Mediation: Robin can enter Spiritual Mediation, which cause their next turn to be spent Meditating, and can not perform actions or defensive rolls during this turn. The next two turns they will be in the 'Spiritually Awakened' state and receive an overall +2 to all rolls. Once the Spiritually Awakened State has ended, their is a 3 Turn Cooldown before they can enter Spiritual Meditation again.

Equipment:
1.Armored robes:Robin is wearing well armored and stylish robes that upon being hit will reduce the damage by 1/3
2.Levin sword:Robin can both slash and fire lightening from this sword it is long and does electric and physical  damage.
3.Tome of desperation:Robin can activate this tone and some kind of destructive spell will fire whether that's good or bad all depends.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickel's
Inventory: Armored Robes, Levin Sword, Tome of Desperation, Green Coat

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

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Status: Normal [15/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Paper Mario (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Paper Mario
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged?
Appearance: mario, except made of paper
Backstory: he rescues princesses and stuff

Abilities:
1. (Active) Curse: Tube Form: Changes to Tube Form. While in Tube Form, Paper Mario is unable to attack, but is harder to hit (+2 to all defensive rolls) and able to fit into small spaces.
2. (Active) Spring Stomp: Mario leaps far into the sky, temporarily becoming untargetable by most attacks. On his next turn, he lands, inflicting heavy damage on the target. (3-turn cooldown)
3. (Active) Quake Hammer: Damages all ground- and ceiling-based enemies with shockwaves; ceiling-based enemies are also dislodged and stunned.
4. (Passive) Heart Finder: Restores HP upon killing an enemy.
5. (Passive) Lucky Day: Grants Paper Mario a random beneficial effect on the 1^st turn, and every 4^th turn thereafter. [Activates in 4 Turns]

Equipment:
1. Ultra Hammer: The strongest of all hammers! +3 to hammer-based attacks.
2. Ultra Boots: The ultimate stomping shoes! +3 to jump-based attacks.
3. Fire Flower: Once placed, spews fireballs at all foes until its death. Very fragile.

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Status: Jaw Broken, [Stunned: -2 to all Physical Rolls Next Turn], Lucky Day [Mario's next ability that he uses that has a Cooldown has its next Cooldown reduced by 1 Turn.]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Ultra Hammer, Ultra Boots, Fire Flower

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 4-6 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

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Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: Cthulu Dundee (Shadestyle) (click to show/hide)

Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Inventory: Medical Gear, Backup Cameras, Cure-All

Spoiler: The Road Warrior [IamanElfCollaborator (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Equipment: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (MidnightJaguar) (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car
3. Lord Viles armor.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Inventory: Revolver, 1960 Bentley, Lord Viles Armor

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sl4cker on June 11, 2016, 03:42:37 am

"Enough! You are in my way on the path to finding the Red Stone! Your pitiful body is no match for mine! 「Light Mode: Bright Blade」!"
Bright Blade Robin
Attack Robin
Attack Robin again

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sanure on June 11, 2016, 03:47:01 am

Johnny looks at his thumb, slightly disappointed, "I was looking forward to having a good fight. Hey you, the guy with the light blades. Can you grab my thumb for me? Does anyone else feel that heat? It feels as if the Dog Days have already arrived." As Johnny spoke, the very air around him began to get hot, the humidity in the store drasticly increased, and it seemed as if everyone's energy suddenly vanished. This new feeling was intense, yet Johnny seemed to just bask in it. And just as the air became sultry, Johnny suddenly got in front of Robin, "Leave my friend out of this, monster." Johnny pulled back his fist and launched it straight into Kaz with a shout, "Toriya Toriya Toriya!!!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: spümpkin on June 11, 2016, 03:50:55 am

* heh. you can't jump away from me everytime, kiddo. but, i gotta admit, it's a good strategy

sans summons 2 g. blasters, firing them at paper mario, whilst also summoning a wall of bones to defend from the oncoming lasers

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2016, 03:53:02 am

Katana, undeterred by his blade bouncing off, keeps on slashing and slashing.
"GAAAAH! FILTHY GAIJIN ENGINEERING CANNOT STAND UP TO GORILLION-FOLD STEEL! DO NOT ACT AS THOUGH YOU HAVE THE EDGE IN THIS FIGHT!"
And then he keeps slashing and slashing and slashing. The sight of Mecha-Hitler seems to have driven him quite mad, in fact.

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Target: Mecha-Hitler

1. Slashy Slashy
2. Slashy Slashy

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sl4cker on June 11, 2016, 03:55:29 am

Quote from: Sanure on June 11, 2016, 03:47:01 am

Johnny looks at his thumb, slightly disappointed, "I was looking forward to having a good fight. Hey you, the guy with the light blades. Can you grab my thumb for me? Does anyone else feel that heat? It feels as if the Dog Days have already arrived." As Johnny spoke, the very air around him began to get hot, the humidity in the store drasticly increased, and it seemed as if everyone's energy suddenly vanished. This new feeling was intense, yet Johnny seemed to just bask in it. And just as the air became sultry, Johnny suddenly got in front of Robin, "Leave my friend out of this, monster." Johnny pulled back his fist and launched it straight into Kaz with a shout, "Toriya Toriya Toriya!!!"

"Do you think that this is new to me? Do you think that you are special, human?! A hero, destined to defeat the evil monster? I have lived since the dawn of your race, and I have learned! Your race has no heroes!!!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sanure on June 11, 2016, 04:01:06 am

"You are right! Humans have no heroes! We live day to day, struggling to live in a world that would see us dead! But that's what I can do! I can survive. I lost a thumb, yet it won't slow me down! I'll keep living. I'll keep trying to survive! that's why I make friends. It's why I earn people's trust. It's so that I have something to protect!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sl4cker on June 11, 2016, 04:03:42 am

"Your words are as fleeting as your life! I have broken those like you a thousand, thousand times!!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: piratejoe on June 11, 2016, 04:04:50 am

After hearing the weird skeletons joke Kyoko says "Huh, i haven't heard that one before. Could'a been better though." she then takes out a pocky stick and puts it in her mouth as she walks down stairs and looks at the stormtroopers. "This day just gets weirder and weirder." she mutters under her breath getting into a combat stance ready to attack the storm troopers since they are obviously going to fire at her.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 11, 2016, 04:08:15 am

Let the Hunt begin.

Who was this coming up to him in a pathetic-looking car? Oh. Just some skeleton-thing. Not worth it yet. There were bigger things to kill. Bigger things to hunt. He could come later. Maybe a useful ally. A Brother who could bring their own ride was nice.

Judging by the sounds of fighting down near the entrance, they were close by. The Road Warrior raises a battered flare gun upwards as his lone, loyal Brother in Arms stops next to him; he was a man he'd picked up after he'd saved him from a bunch of raiders on the long dusty endless highway. Or maybe it was Nebraska. It never mattered where. Anyway, this man was nothing special; just another biker with a shotgun. No special powers, no nothing. Still, an extra hand was useful.

He fires, signalling the beginning of a fight. His Brother in Arms revs up their bike; a similar bike in design to the Warrior's Pursuer, saved only for his lieutenants, called the Interceptor. Should this Brother fall, the next to replace him would get this one.

"What a day." The Warrior says, calm as a mountain spring. For others, this was hell. For him and his brothers in arms, this was a normal day.
He revs up the Pursuer, ready to charge in.
"What a lovely, lovely day." No. Scratch that. It was a lovely day.
He and his Brother charge in.

It was either time to die historic, or time to show the world why the Road Warrior alone rode eternal, shining and chrome.

Hopefully the latter.

---

Actions:
TRW: Drive in, Shoot Stormtrooper Platoon
Brother [Biker]: Shoot Stormtrooper Platoon

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sanure on June 11, 2016, 04:18:55 am

"You keep talking, yet all I hear is your empty boasts! Come! Let me here your words through your fists!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sl4cker on June 11, 2016, 04:25:33 am

"Then show me your fists! I will break them with my 「Light Mode」! JOJOOOOOO!!!"
you know what fuck going after robin
Attack Johnny
「Light Mode: Shining Sabers」
Attack him again

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sanure on June 11, 2016, 04:30:21 am

"PILLARMAN!!!"

(For reiteration)

Jojo activates Dog Days, then unleashes Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! on Kars.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Kashyyk on June 11, 2016, 06:42:54 am

Whilst the majority of the squad kept the the magic girl, the physical anomaly and the skeleton suppressed, a few troopers unclipped thermal detonators from the utility belts, before throwing them towards the cover the hostiles were hiding behind.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: KiwiOui on June 11, 2016, 07:19:09 am

Hitler continues his volley of punches at the disgusting old man, before channeling his Occult Power  at the swords...person.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'leyh!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 11, 2016, 08:43:32 am

Paper Mario is briefly dazed before he remembers that he's made of paper, and thus can't have broken bones.

Paper Mario switches to Tube Form and attempts to Roll out of Toyland, dodging shots as he goes. If he happens to pass by Sans, he might try for a tap attack (gotta get that OHKO!), but only if it doesn't look risky.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 11, 2016, 09:07:57 am

Start firing my revolver at the road warrior. Then summon a fireball and hurl it at him as well.

Sigh, it's going to be one of those days isn't it?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 11, 2016, 09:16:54 am

Gunshots. From behind.

The Road Warrior turns and sees the skeleton-thing shooting at him.

On second thought, the stormtroopers could wait. This guy was annoying.

And he had a decent ride.

Probably a better idea to take this one out.

---

second thought, fuck going after the stormtroopers
TRW: Shoot at Skulduggery, Shoot at Skulduggery
Brother [Biker]: Shoot at Skulduggery

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 09:27:53 am

Summon  waifu then use flurry of blow's on the  douche who's attacking my bro.
"Time To  tip the scales!" (https://youtu.be/0TSmMqZPCY4)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 11, 2016, 10:19:25 am

Quote from: KiwiOui on June 11, 2016, 07:19:09 am

Hitler continues his volley of punches at the disgusting old man, before channeling his Occult Power  at the swords...person.
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'leyh!

"FECKIN' NAZIS! I'MMA RIP YOU TA' PIECES, JUST LIKE I DID BACK IN DE DAY! MURICA'"

Crusty Pete's Eyes become Focused, and to Mecha-Hitler's Horror, his Beard Hairs join together to form several dozen, extremely thin, razor-sharp tentacles.

Crusty Pete activates his Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) to Attack Mecha-Hitler! He also attempts to Smash Mecha-Hitler with Ma' Whoppin' Stick!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:44:26 am

Sod that.  Respawn and KILL THE PERSON WHO JUST KILLED ME, WITH A DARK EXPLOSION MUAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 11:46:46 am

((You respawn in a random place.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:48:01 am

((One you're not the GM, two if tracking down is needed, tracking down will happen.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 11:50:07 am

((Yeah I know I was just telling them that.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:50:52 am

(('them'?  Them who?))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 11:51:54 am

((Them is being used as a pronoun because I don't know slackers gender.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:52:44 am

((...You have been talking to me the entire time.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2016, 11:54:16 am

((this is just all kinds of hilarious tbh))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Sl4cker on June 11, 2016, 11:55:06 am

((i crave the sweet release of death))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 11:55:22 am

(......well um fascinating I totally knew that)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:57:14 am

((...[mental screaming intensifies]))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2016, 11:57:53 am

((shush sl4cker))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 11:58:47 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 11, 2016, 11:57:53 am

((shush sl4cker))

(+1)

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Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:59:08 am

((-1))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: AbstractTraitorHero on June 11, 2016, 12:00:35 pm

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:59:08 am

((+1 ))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: piratejoe on June 11, 2016, 12:01:40 pm

(I felt like i had to mention, the bit about enough treats to send a baby elephant into cardiac arrest made my day.)

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 11, 2016, 11:59:08 am

((-1))

(1+ to the 1- you will now never know if im with you or against you! muhahaha-agck!)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Shadestyle on June 11, 2016, 12:46:02 pm

Cthulu Dundee, wiping his head, with an exited grin, waves the crew over, stalking towards a target, The Pillarman causing a ruckus could be a good one.

"Nao, we aveto be vaary careful, this fella is a feisty one."

Assuming he finds someone, he starts by Grappling them, and begins to Explain.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 11, 2016, 02:23:28 pm

"BLOOD!"

Stab McKatana! And then again! Let's make use of that Blood Rage bonus.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TCM on June 11, 2016, 03:47:10 pm

My Internet will most likely be down later, so if that is the case the turn will be delayed.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Twinwolf on June 11, 2016, 05:01:30 pm

Spoiler: A Hunter must Hunt (click to show/hide)

Name: Huntress

Gender: Female

Age: She can’t remember. She also may or may not have unknowingly become a vampire. Or a werewolf. It’s unclear with Hunters.

Appearance: Picture (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/940/318/bf4.jpg)

Backstory: A Hunter of beasts in Yharnam, the city of blood. She can’t remember her past before this; there is little but the Hunt and the Dream (capitalization intentional). All she knows is she was sick, and sought the panacea known as Paleblood. Somehow she ended up a Hunter.

Yharnamites covet blood above all else. It’s taken the place of alcohol, a not small amount of food and drink, and any sort of medicine. This Huntress doesn’t care for it besides the healing properties of the blood vials. Which given her line of work, are consumed like candy.

Abilities:

1. Blood Vial (Active): The Huntress heals themself using a Blood Vial. It heals more if she has taken damage the previous turn.

2. Dodge (Active): The Hunters of Yharnam are light on their feet, used to monsters that can end them should they stop moving for even a moment. The action adds +3 to the defend roll.

3. Shoot (Active): The Huntress fires her pistol at the enemy. If she hits them and they are attacking, they are stunned.

4. Visceral Attack (Active): The enemy being stunned, the Huntress takes her opportunity. When an enemy has been stunned, either by the Shoot action or another source, this attack is an automatic hit and high damage.

5. Charged Attack (Active): A charged attack that takes 2 actions. If it hits it does high damage.

Equipment:
1. Hunter’s Garb: A tough leather set that is easy to move in. Provides a +2 to Dodge rolls.

2. Ludwig’s Holy Blade: A simple blade that doubles as the hilt for the ludicrously large blade on the Huntress’ back. In normal form, the weapon adds +2 to attack rolls using it. In large form, it takes 2 actions to use and removes access to the Shoot action, but adds 4 to attack rolls.

3. Pistol: A simple pistol that doesn’t pack much punch. Lowers the defense roll of an enemy shot with it by 2 for one turn.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TCM on June 11, 2016, 07:30:00 pm

One part I would change is that Dodge would fall under a Dodging bonus and not Defense, since Defense covers tanking and shrugging off hits rather than avoiding them. Otherwise it is good.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Twinwolf on June 11, 2016, 07:32:31 pm

So there's a dodge roll, and *then* an attack v. defense roll?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: piratejoe on June 11, 2016, 07:34:28 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 11, 2016, 07:30:00 pm

One part I would change is that Dodge would fall under a Dodging bonus and not Defense, since Defense covers tanking and shrugging off hits rather than avoiding them. Otherwise it is good.

I assume my Puella Magi skill helps with defense

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TCM on June 11, 2016, 07:48:27 pm

Quote from: Twinwolf on June 11, 2016, 07:32:31 pm

So there's a dodge roll, and *then* an attack v. defense roll?

Defense/Dodge are the part of the same roll, so it's "Attack vs. Defense/Dodge", some characters prefer one over the other, both have their advantages and disadvantages.
Defense is nullified by piercing attacks.
Dodge is nullified by immobility.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Twinwolf on June 11, 2016, 07:51:05 pm

Ah. So can I turn the bonus on the armor into a dodge bonus too then?

And is the difference mostly in what nulls them?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: TCM on June 12, 2016, 02:05:40 am

Quote from: Twinwolf on June 11, 2016, 07:51:05 pm

Ah. So can I turn the bonus on the armor into a dodge bonus too then?

And is the difference mostly in what nulls them?

Yes and Yes. I should clarify this right now.

There are two forms of Defensive Rolls, Defense and Dodging, which both function similarly for roll values
.

Quote from: TCM on June 11, 2016, 07:48:27 pm

Defense/Dodge are the part of the same roll, so it's "Attack vs. Defense/Dodge", some characters prefer one over the other, both have their advantages and disadvantages.
Defense is nullified by piercing attacks.
Dodge is nullified by immobility.

Attacks have multiple major categories. First of all there is Melee and Ranged. They both have their advantages and disadvantages as well, the main one being that melee can not always counterattack long ranged ranged attacks, while ranged weapons can sometimes jam or misfire.

Then there is the difference between Magical and Physical attacks. Whether something counts as Magical or Physical can sometimes not be obvious and if you want clarification you can either state what you think an attack would be or ask me for my own opinion: for example, even though a spell that create a flying boulder has a magical origin, I would count it as a physical attack.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Simple Arena Game, ALL Characters Accepted
Post by: TCM on June 12, 2016, 08:52:29 pm

Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"The revenue from this fight better be worth having to buy an entire mall." - Anonymous ArenaCorps. Representative

Robin earned the first kill in the fight by instantly vaporzing the first incarnation of the Evul Mage, but that still left him with one problem in the form of a Pillarman. "Time to skip the scales!" Robin waves his arm as a portal appears in the ground in front of him. A voluptuous schoolgirl spawns from its depth,  (http://bakemonogatari.wikia.com/wiki/Tsubasa_Hanekawa) jumping next to Robin as the portal closes back up. "Oh, did you call for me?"
Robin briefly wonders if she have specified what sort of Waifus he wanted to get or maybe provided some sort of system for spawning random Waifus, but it was too late now, no time for ability adjustments when Kars was running towards Johnny, deadly blades of light coating his arms! [8 vs. 7+2] Robin draws the Levin Sword, crackling with electrical energy around its blade, and swings it at Kars as he passes by. Kars rotates his torso and twists his head and the sword doesn't even nick his neck. "Too slow!" [10+2 vs. 1] With two light blades taking the form of curved sabers on each of his arms, Kars coordinates a double attack on Robin's lower torso that would have cut it in half, and Robin is only saved by his Armored Robes, reducing his condition from 'Really Fucking Dead' to 'You're Still Probably Going to be Dead Soon'. The blades, after going through the armor, tear into Robin and leave him with a massive perfectly horizontal cut across his belly, blood and viscera pouring forth from the wound and multiple organs ranging from non-vital to vital and even a couple semi-vital ones decorate the ground; half of Robin's stomach sags onto the ground making a putrid wet sound. [(DC X>7 to Survive)Constitution Roll: 3] Robin coughs up some blood and falls to his knees, at least he can open the Tome of Desperation before he expires. Except just as he is reaching for his last-ditch weapon, Kars slashes downwards at Robin's skull and separates his head into two halves down to his neck. He falls onto the ground where his literal split brain leaks grey matter, prompting a frank "Oh shit," from Tsubasa before she dissolves into a purple mist.
Kars has cleaved Robin! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Sentient Weaponry: (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sentient_Weaponry) Light Blades become sentient.

Kyoko dismisses Sans' weak attempt at punnery and opens up her Box of Pocky, taking a single chocolate coated stick out and chomping down on it. She takes the downstairs escalator after Sans and walks directly into a firefight where a group of Stormtroopers are emptying their blasters into Paper Mario and Sans, every single one of their shots missing and creating an atmosphere of errant laser beam flying everywhere, putting holes into every surface and obliterating innocent toys. Once she's at the bottom of the escalator, Kyoko takes on a wide battle stance and holds her spear pointing straight in front of her, because she obviously is going to be attacked by the Stormtroopers. There's no way they couldn't. When would a squad of the Imperial Army refuse to attack Kyoko? The Kyoko Sakura?

Kars hoists Robin's body up by the robes and holds it above his head, the tactician's two deadly wounds coating the Pillarman in blood. Then there is a flash of light as what is left of Robin's body shrivels up into nothingness, absorbed into Kars' essence, he then throws Robin's now empty robes to the side. Kars didn't even need to absorb Robin at this point since he had taken no damage, but the young military leader was a tasty treat, he had a special tanginess to him. Now that the distraction was out of the way, he could reengage Johnny with a ferocious pose, "Then show me your fists! I will break them with my 「Light Mode」! JOJOOOOOO!!!" Kars slashes his arms in the air so quickly that all that is visible is a motion blur, creating invisible, supersonic waves of energy. [8+2 vs. 8+2] Jokotaru stands firm, allowing the slashes of light to hit him as his crown protects his body with a bright golden aura, the Shining Sabers dissipating on contact with him, except for one which somehow manages to pierce this defense as it goes low, slashing the top of Johnny's foot.
Unsatisfied with this minor wound, Kars does not stop attacking with the Shining Sabers, staring Johnny straight in the eye as his arms seem to move independently, continuing the non-stop barrage of energy waves. [5+2 vs. 3+2] At this point, the defensive power of Reminder of the Dog Days appears to be waning, as Johnny's glow grows dimmer and one of the Shining Sabers is able to slash him diagonally from just below the left nipple down to his naval, the wound is long but not that deep.

Rez jumps about excitedly at the sight of his own blood like a cattle rancher that had just stumbled upon oil. "BLOOD!" Rez's clothes are now somewhat soaked in his own lifeforce, which sends him into a literally bloodthirsty rage; Rez charges McKatana with one less arm than he started this battle with. [4+1 vs. 8+2+1] Despite focusing on the fight between Mecha-Hitler and Crusty Pete at the moment, the perceptive and battle-hardened Katana McKatana sees Rez running at him from his peripheral vision. When Rez gets close enough to go for a thrust, McKatana pivots and effortlessly parries the blow, [2+2+2 vs. 3] and counters with a quick slash that catches Rez in the underside of his right forearm, slicing through flesh and muscle but this time the blade does not pass the forearm bone and leaves Rez with one arm remaining, albeit weaker.
The disadvantage of wielding a knife with an injured arm is offset by Rez's blood rage which is only fueled more by his newest wound. [5-1+2 vs. 8+2+1] Before he can even try and thrust at McKatana for a second time, the Samurai swiftly kicks him in the chest and sends the blood knight off balance and onto the floor, right on his back. [3+2+2 vs. 10] McKatana draws his blade upwards and prepares to swing it down upon his foe when Rez's quick thinking lead him to grabbing his left arm with his right hand and pressurizing it, causing it to squirt blood into McKatana's eyes. The Samurai sputters and wipes his face off with his robes, allowing Rez time to get to his feet and flee.

Johnny Jokotaru tries to get between Robin and Kars, but when the tactician rushes forward to attack the Pillarman, it is too late. "NOOOO!" The only exchange, Robin's missed swings, and Kars swift and deadly retaliate and subsequent absorption, takes only seconds. With a grief stricken scream, Johnny summons up Dog Days, the brown catgirl materializes next to him in a pose for battle. "I knew Robin for 5, 5 entire minutes and you take him away from me! All of this memories of us talking about clothing and history, and you steal him away, my greatest friend! You will pay for this bastard!" Johnny cocks his fists back as energy begins to precipitate around him, and then launches a ceaseless series of mighty punches on Kars, "Toriya Toriya Toriya!!!" [4+2 vs. 10+2-2] In the course of a few seconds, Johnny throws dozens of lightning fast punches, and Kars weaves and ducks under all of them, only the most precise camera would be able to slow down the fight to normal speed, where Johnny looked like an amateur boxer trying to tag Muhammad Ali. [10+2-2 vs. 9+3] When Johnny's punches start to slow down due to energy expenditure, Kars attempts to decapitate him with a Light Blade infused punch, but Johnny shoves him away before the Pillarman can come forward.
 [5+2 vs. 1+2-2] Dog Days leaps over Johnny and attacks with her own flurry of punches that are superior in speed to even Johnny, and this time Kars is not able to outmaneuver the catgirl, and thus receives every one of her punches to the torso and head. Her final hit is a strong jab to the mid-section which lands with the force of a train, the cracking of Kars' entire ribcage sounds like a whip hitting a steel pole. Kars goes flying backwards and smashes into the changing room, causing the entire structure to collapse on him.

Crusty Pete is nursing his elbow as Mecha-Hitler gets into a S.S. patented fighting stance. Suddenly, Pete's eyes glow red, white and blue. "FECKIN' NAZIS! I'MMA RIP YOU TA' PIECES, JUST LIKE I DID BACK IN DE DAY! MURICA'" As the sound of a bald eagle crying overhead sounds through the home improvement store, Crusty Pete's beard rises upwards and sharpens into streams of sharp, blade-like swirling hairs that jut and lash out in every direction; Hitler's eyes widen in Germanic surprise. [7 vs. 10] As the knife hairs jut out, the surprised Hitler reacts before they can strike him and he grabs them in his right metal hand gripping the beard as the hairs ineffectually try to pierce his sturdy metal hands while he pulls Pete towards him. [4 vs. 9] Pete stands firm and instead of being pulled forward, he twists his head away and allows for part of his beard to ripped away in Hitler's hands, freeing himself. The patch of beard in Hitler's hand quivers and dies, the Nazi leader discards it like a piece of trash, while Crusty Pete's beard instantly grows back to its full length.
As Crusty Pete's sentient beard hisses at Hitler, its host grabs his Whoopin' Stick, and placing it in his right hand, runs up to Hitler and swings the simple weapon. [10 vs. 6] The stick comes down upon Hitler's metal skull which cracks slightly under the force, but Hitler himself is unphased due to his Steel Resolve. He then goes on a 10 minute rant about superior German robotic engineering.

The Stormtroopers fire heavily, if ineffectively, at Paper Mario, Sans and Kyoko, forcing them to respectively hunker inside a life-sized dollhouse nearby, build up a wall of bones, and finally seeing this as confirmation of her beliefs of being attacked by imperial forces, resulting in Kyoko charging head first into their ranks. As the magical girl ovveruns the Stormtroopers positions, they turn to focus their fire on her. [8 vs. 9+1]  Kyoko puts on an impressive display of agility in getting around the blaster fire, jumping several feet into the air, almost the ceiling and performing wall-to-wall jumps, while moving with the swiftness of a cocaine-snorting leopard. [7 vs. 2] As she closes into their first line, Kyoko swings her modular spear and its massive head smashes into an entire firing team, sending them flying through the aisles with enough force to knock several of them down; if the impact the spear didn't kill them, then flying into metal walls at 50+ MPH would.  A few of the Stormtroopers preparing thermal detonators are interrupted by Kyoko turning the corner and finding them. All of them flee, except one who reaches for his blaster, but Kyoko instead skewers him through his torso with her spear and hoists him into the air like a rat on a spike. With the last reserves of his strength, the brave soldier reaches for his thermal detonator and sets it off in his hand. [4 vs. 8] The Stormtrooper explodes fantastically, bits of his armor flying around the area while Kyoko herself brushes the explosion off like it was a gust of wind. In about a minute, Kyoko was able to reduce the remaining number of Stormtroopers to less than half of what they had started with, that feat aided by Paper Mario getting a couple of early Stormtrooper casualties.

Paper Mario, in the midst of everything, remembers that it would be impossible for his paper-based jaw to break. So instead of breaking, it tears like a sheet of ripped paper, hanging off of his head on a hinge. The paper man transforms back into Tube Form and rolls under the ubiquotous blaster shots and stays out of Kyoko's way when she attacks the storm troopers. He rolls right up to Sans, who has taken cover by a wall of bones that is hit by the occasional stray laser. Mario rolls up to Sans with an opportunity to strike, but the skeleton advises against that, shaking his head as two Gaster Blasters appear hovering besides Sans' head at both sides. "* heh. you can't jump away from me everytime, kiddo. but, i gotta admit, it's a good strategy" Paper Mario takes flight over flight and rolls in the opposite direction as fast as he can. [9 vs. 1+2-2-1] [3 vs. 8] The eyes of both g. blasters fill with a total whiteness and each of their mouths opens, sending forth a pure white beam of energy at Paper Mario. One of them misses completely and decapitates a giant animatronic T-Rex, its head crashing into the middle of a corridor. The other laser lands directly on Paper Mario. When the Gaster Blasters disappear as fast they are made, they leave a legacy of one murdered dinosaur and a pile of ash that has a distinct smell like burnt paper.
The Fire Flower turns from a bright red to a sickly white, and then wilts. The fires left behind by it trigger the sprinklers, and everyone in Toyland gets soaked.
Sans vaporized Paper Mario! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Hole Creation: (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hole_Creation) Sans can create a Hole that creates a portal between where he is standing and any other point in the mall. During the next turn, he and any other character can travel through this portal, which closes immediately at the end of that turn. 3-Turn Cooldown.

Once McKatana clears Rez's blood out of his eyes, he spots Mecha-Hitler going on another stream-of-consciousness tirade. How dare the Nazi insult his ancestral weapon of great power, and assert that Japanese technology is somehow inferior! "GAAAAH! FILTHY GAIJIN ENGINEERING CANNOT STAND UP TO GORILLION-FOLD STEEL! DO NOT ACT AS THOUGH YOU HAVE THE EDGE IN THIS FIGHT!" He charges Hitler with his Katana above his head once more, [9+2 vs. 10] and slashes downwards, targeting Hitler's damaged skull, and cutting into his actually circuitry! Hitler cries out in robotic pain and pushes the Katana out of his head, his Steel Resolve now broken! McKatana takes the opportunity of breaking through Hitler's defenses to slash again, [6+2 vs. 8] but Mecha-Hitler blocks the slash, deflecting it off of his reinforced forearms.

Cthulu Dundee and his camera crew sneak towards the sound of battle, hiding behind clothing racks as if they were foliage. He turns to the camera when he spots Kars, "Nao, we aveto be vaary careful, this fella is a feisty one." The crew sneaks forward a little bit and suddenly Dundee's eyes open wide when he sees the ongoing battle. "Crikey! We gaot ouselves a fyte 'tween a stand-usa' and their natural predatah, a Pillamahn. The Pillamahn are generally strongah, but dun' count the stand mahn out jeust yet, they er' a hardy bunch!" When Johnny, or more accurately, his stand is able to send Kars flying into the clothing rooms, Dundee faces the camera to explain just how Stand Users work. [Explanation: 9] "Stand-usas' are strong but themselves, but when they summon they stand, it's a whole notha story! If yah focus on jus the usa, youah' bound to have an awful time mate. If yah wanna take em down, its bess to use moves that can hit both usa and stand for extra damage! Watch dis."
[1-2 vs. 6+2] Dundee bursts through a rack of coats and launches himself at Johnny, who simply steps out of the way and allows Dundee to fling himself into a perfume display shelf. [2 vs. 7] Dundee crashes into the perfume and breaks several bottles, leaving him covered in cuts and soaked in perfume fluid, but a tough bush man like Dundee is not effected in the least by cuts of mere glass. "Crikey, I smell like ah gorgeous cheakapee!"

The Road Warrior believes this to be a glorious, wonderful day, signaling the beginning of his fight by shooting his flare gun into the air, and he swears he hears the cries of fallen brothers, new and old, yelling to him among the wind. He rides with his Brother, who cruises alongside him, one hand on the clutch and the other holding a Sawed-Off. The two ride towards the entrance of Toyworld, ready to burst in and convert more Brothers to their cause when TRW feels something very off, like the balance in the universal motorcycle lifeforce was going awry. Looking behind him, he spots a snazzy looking skeleton driving an antique Bentley; the Skeleton waves. The Road Warrior, though no one could see it, lowers his eyes, if anyone was going to rule the road, it was not going to be a pompous bone-boy driving in an antique. Rather than burst into ToyWorld, the Bikers turn and circle around towards Skullduggery Pleasant, and just as they pass The Road Warrior aims his pimped out Mini-Uzi, christened Brother Koch, and fires it into the Bentley's driver seat. [2+2+1 vs. 8] [3+2+1 vs. 4] Koch's first spray just puts some extra holes in hood of the car but the second attack breaks through the front windows and a single bullet hits Skullduggery in the left shoulder, chipping some of the bone. The Bikers pass by and Skullduggery, now in full battle mode, turns his car around and drives after them from behind. Tailing The Road Warrior, Skullduggery puts one hand on the wheel and takes his revolver in his other hand, holding it outside of the window. [7 vs. 5+2+2]  The single shot revolver fails to even hit TRW's bike as the skilled driver spins and takes sharp turns, the skeleton unable to keep track of his position.
The Brother in Arms looks over his shoulder and aims his shotgun at the Bentley, firing a burst of buckshot. [6-2 vs. 3] The shot hits the Bentley's rear left tire, making it harder for Skullduggery to drive.

Skullduggery curses and jerks the car as he suddenly loses a bit of control with one of his tires gone. He still continues to pursue the bikers, right on their tails, and once again tires to land a hit with his 6-shooter. [4 vs. 3+2+2+1] The Road Warrior has the audacity to look directly behind himself to stare at Skullduggery in the eye and not pay any attention to the road, despite the fear that a normal motorcylcist would have about plowing into a random light pole, but Skullduggery swerves around them without even looking, and shows no fear as Pleasant fires more shots at him. The Road Warrior shakes his head and spins his bike around, jerking it up into a wheelie and heading straight for Skullduggery with Brother Koch out. [7+2+1 vs. 5] The Uzi spits lead but not directly at Skullduggery, instead it's into the engine of the Bentley. Slightly perplexed, Skullduggery takes the moment to put his revolver back in his pocket and conjures up a fireball in his hand, flinging it at TRW before he gets out of range. [2 vs. 1+1+2] TRW ducks as the fireball sails over him and catches a patch of ground on fire, the Brother in Arms swerves around the flames. [10+2+1 vs. 8] TRW shoots another quick burst over his shoulder at the Bentley as they pass by, breaking the rear windows now as well and sending a single bullet through Skullduggery's scalp, the force of the bullet sending the skeleton's face into his steering wheel and stunning him. Additionally, due to TRW shooting up the Bentley's engine before, the engine ceases to function and is now on fire.

Mecha-Hitler tries to fight off Crusty Pete by hitting him with a JoJo-esque series of punches. [10 vs. 2-2] And Jojo-esque they are; Hitler closes in on Pete in a boxing stance and begins to pummel his torso with a lightning-fast series of punches straight into his large stomach, smashing through ribs and injuring internal organs one after the other. This causes Crusty Pete to double over giving Hitler the perfect opportunity to land a ferocious uppercut into his jaw, so powerful that Pete goes into the air and performs a backflip before coming crashing back down to the ground. [Constitution: 10] Crusty mumbles something flat on his stomach, he's in no good condition but somehow he survived the beating.
Crusty Pete out of the way, Hitler turns to McKatana and turns his gatling guns on The Samurai, firing a barrage of eldritich-infused bullets. [8 vs. 5+2+1] McKatana, among the greatest swordsmen to ever lived, is able to use his sword to deflect every single bullet! When Hitler finishes firing about a hundred rounds at the Samurai, he has does not have a single scratch on him.

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A dark portal opens and the Evul Mage is back! He looks around to find his previous opponents to finish off who had been fighting with! Except they're not there, and he's not in the same place. Looks like we have some Stormtroopers, a Skeleton behind a bone wall, and a girl with a giant spear standing around in this World of Toys, wet due to sprinklers.

A Peacekeeper climbs out of one of the vents in Toyworld.

The Huntress step's out of the Lady's Room in C.J. Nickels.

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Important Straw Poll regarding Acquired Abilities and Respawns: http://www.strawpoll.me/10470971

First option should say: Respawn with no acquired abilities besides your initial 5.
Acquired Abilities refers to Abilities beyond your starting 5 that are gained via Kills or Quests, ex. Sans' Hole Creation Ability.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: Shadestyle on June 12, 2016, 08:57:57 pm

"Nao Unfortunately, this smayel is going ta put me at a disadvantage ere, but with seumple applaycation of calm force..."

Dundee rolls across the ground, Leaping up and attempting to grapple both him and his stand with an armbar around their respective necks, doubling the force of said armbar.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 1: The Games Commence
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 12, 2016, 09:00:34 pm

"YES! MORE BLOOD!"

Try to stab McKatana again! And again! Every hit Rez takes will make him stronger!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 0: Grand Introductions
Post by: TCM on June 12, 2016, 09:01:54 pm

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +2 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Sans (DigitalDemon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll
6. Hole Creation (Active): Sans can create a Hole that creates a portal between where he is standing and any other point in the mall. During the next turn, he and any other character can travel through this portal, which closes immediately at the end of that turn. 3-Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Scarf

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.
6. Sentient Weapon (Passive): Light Blades become sentient.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

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Status: Ribcage Shattered [Stunned: -2 to all rolls next turn, Lose 1 Action]
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear, Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: Mecha-Hitler (KiwiOui) (click to show/hide)

Name: Mecha-Hitler
Gender: Male/Robot
Age: 54 (Biologically)
Appearance: A tall bipedal structure of polished steel stands before you. Looking up, the visage of an insane 50 something man. Gatling guns swivel to ready their aim, only two have survived the years. Hitler screa-*boom*
Backstory:As the Axis powers steadily fell to the Allies, the "scientists" of Germany began a secret project to turn their leader into a super soldier. The procedure was carried out in Castle Wolfenstein, but Mecha-Hitler became trapped within the rubble created when an American prisoner destroyed it. Now, Mecha-Hitler is ready for some football for revenge.

Abilities:
1. Steel Resolve (Passive) Be able to take a small number of hits with no internal damage. [Broken]
2. Occult Power (Active) Release a bolt of eldritch energies.
3. Gatling Frenzy (Active) Bullets have higher velocity, but can overheat and damage the turrets.
4. The Incredible Bulk (Passive) You are naturally very large and heavy. This can be both good and bad.
5. Mind of the Mad (Passive) Spending half a century buried under rubble in a cyborg body can make you somewhat insane. You are resistant to mental based attacks, as being in a madman's brain can be rather dangerous.

Equipment:
1. Side-Mounted Gatlings- Mighty swiveling weapons, these guns are a dangerous tool. However, due to decades of unuse, they can become worn out.
2. Iron Cross- Serving as a channel for occult energy, it slightly improves damage for occult attacks, but is a weak point in the armor.
3. Demonic Rounds- Mecha-Hitler has enought of these pentagram engraved bullets for one salvo, doing extra damage to holy characters.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Side-Mounted Gatling Guns, Iron Cross, Demonic Rounds

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

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Status: Left Elbow Injured [-1 to Actions using Left Arm], Jaw Shattered/Ribcage Shattered, [-3 to all Rolls next turn, Must Roll for Constitution to stay Conscious], Punctured Organs [Internal Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: Rez (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Rez
Gender: Male
Age: 282, functionally 40
Appearance: A man wearing a blood red cloak over ordinary american garb.
Backstory: The man who figured out the power of BLOOD! Give it up for REZ!

Abilities:
1. (Active) Blood Regeneration: Rez can use blood(not his own, though), draining the life force from it, to heal himself. The more blood, the more heals.
2. (Passive) Blood Rage: Rez gains physical rolls bonuses depending on how bloody he is. The more bloody he is, the higher his bonuses are.
3. (Active) Blood Animation: Rez can animate the blood in a fallen enemy, creating a Blood Elemental minion that will obey his orders. He can only have one Blood Elemental at a time.
4. (Passive) Not Quite Death: After dying, Rez can take one additional action. Blood Regeneration might possibly bring him back to life.
5. (Active) Blood Rite: The more blood in the area, the more powerful this ability. Consumes a large amount of spilled blood in the area to create a somewhat explosive sphere(size depending on blood consumed) that is then fired at an enemy. A successful impact has a chance(depending on how much blood is consumed) to prevent the impacted enemy's passive abilities from working for a duration(depending on how much blood consumed). Has a 4 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Cloak of Blood: This red cloak can store blood in a hammerspace within it.
2. Bloodletter: A somewhat long dagger that tends to cause bleeding in any foes it hits.
3. A flask of magical blood: Will likely be more useful for Rez's abilities than normal blood.

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Status: Left Arm Severed At Elbow [Bleeding], Lower Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Cloak of Blood, Bloodletter Dagger, Flask of Magical Blood

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

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Status: Normal [6/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 4-6 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

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Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: Cthulu Dundee (Shadestyle) (click to show/hide)

Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Inventory: Medical Gear, Backup Cameras, Cure-All

Spoiler: The Road Warrior [IamanElfCollaborator (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Equipment: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (MidnightJaguar) (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car
3. Lord Viles armor.

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Status: Left Shoulder Bone Chipped, Scalp Shot [Stunned, -2 to all Physical rolls next turn]
Kills: 0
Location:
Inventory: Revolver, 1960 Bentley [Disabled, On Fire], Lord Viles Armor

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 12, 2016, 09:13:53 pm

oh boy

Spoiler: you brought this upon yourselves (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog with earrings and a torn ear and he's super cool
Backstory: bio: coldsteel was born with a special power. he was stronger than all his classmates in the sonic fighting academy. he served in the sonic military fighting shadow and in the final battel against shadow they were fighting and shadow turned him to the darkness and coldseel turned against sonic and killed him. he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt have a part of his ear. he doesnt want the wish but he joined the arena anyway to kill people.
likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple
dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson, short nails, khaoskid663, sunshine, life, my dad, football

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to the CHAOS ZONE, or whatever it's called. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3  (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
4. (Passive) likes: hurtin people: If Coldsteel inflicts damage on anyone (including himself), he gains a +2 bonus to all rolls the following turn.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)


Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. Coldsteel stole it from Shadow's corpse after he killed him, or something.
2. earrings: they grant a +3 bonus to Chaos Control because they're magic and COOL (they aren't girly, SHUT UP khaoskid663)
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a way to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 malus to all rolls until they smash the source.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and form energy attacks.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 12, 2016, 09:16:01 pm

((I would like to note that "psssh" seems a tad bit overpowered to me... considering it can be used without limitation beyond the normal ones to counter any active ability whatsoever...))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 12, 2016, 09:17:02 pm

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on June 12, 2016, 09:16:01 pm

((I would like to note that "psssh" seems a tad bit overpowered to me... considering it can be used without limitation beyond the normal ones to counter any active ability whatsoever...))

((Except that using it takes up his own action. It's pretty much useless; it was intended as a skill to counter ritual-type abilities, but there aren't very many of those right now.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 12, 2016, 09:18:20 pm

funnily enough Skullduggery's car is continuously destroyed or damaged in the books.

Banter and the use Snap in firball mode and direct both towards the road warrior.

"WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS SHOOT MY CAR?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Sl4cker on June 12, 2016, 10:39:37 pm

Kars wipes his brow. "Urgh... You bastard, Jojo...! You will pay for this!!" Kars gets up, stretches his bodies in completely impossible ways, and starts going... somewhere.
Hide. No, there is no shame in hiding. Hide and wait for the opportune moment to strike....
And if that hide don't work, hide again!
remember kars' regeneration

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Sanure on June 12, 2016, 10:57:46 pm

Jojo smirks, his breathing returning to normal, "You ever hear of a man by the name of Joshua Joestar? He was a master with the art of Hamon. From his grandfather down the line of succession." Johnny takes a deep breath and lets out a yawn, "It has become a tradition to teach your descendants the art."

Activate Sleepy Haze Ripple. Prepare to dodge if necessary.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Playergamer on June 12, 2016, 10:58:11 pm

Spoiler: Woot woot. (click to show/hide)

Name: The Viking at Stamford Bridge
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A viking berserker, six and a half feet tall. He is wearing animal furs over his chainmail armor, and his only visible feature is his bright, blue eyes.
Backstory: Good start. (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stamfordbridge.html)

Abilities:
1. Berserker Rage (Active): The Viking lets loose his inner berserker, going completely insane for a round. His actions are completely uncontrollable, and he will mercilessly attack a random, nearby person, friend or foe. The Viking has a +3 to attack rolls while berserk, but -2 to defense rolls, and will shrug off any damage short of complete limb loss. Three round cool down.
2. Barbaric Cry: (Active) After making a kill, the Viking screams a prayer to Vingtor and Woden. The berserker is distracted for the rest of the round, with a -2 to all rolls. For the two following rounds, he receives a +1 to all rolls.
3. Know No Pain: (Active) For one round, all penalties from injuries (short of severed limbs) are ignored. Two round cool down.
4. Skullsplitter: (Passive) The berserker's giant Dane axe cleaves through steel and bone alike. It negates up to a +2 bonus from enemy armor, but he has a permanent -1 to defense rolls, due to its unwieldiness.
5: Symbel: (Passive) Every man must participate in the Great Boast. The greater the odds, the better the glory! +1 to all rolls for every unique enemy (over two) that has attacked the Viking in the last two rounds.

Equipment:
1. Dane Axe: This axe is the size of an adult man, with a large, steel head that can cleave through bone and steel alike. Don't get in his way.
2. Chainmail Armor: A set of handcrafted, Norwegian chainmail that has seen more combat than many armies. It can stop most melee weapons, but it has no effect against bullets. Topped with a spectacle-guard helmet that hides everything but his eyes. +3 to damage resist against blades, -1 to dodge.
3. Animal Furs: A mostly ceremonial set of bearskin, draped over his shoulders. He killed it himself.

Finished!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: piratejoe on June 12, 2016, 11:04:37 pm

At the sight of the stormtroopers running Kyoko shouted at them "Whats wrong? I thought you wanted to fight me, not so brave now are ya, but i wont let you get away so easily. as she chased after the runners.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 12, 2016, 11:26:31 pm

How tiresome. This bastard kept resisting his glorious Nippon blade somehow. But that was about to end.
"BAKA GAIJIN! YOU HAVE RESISTED MY BLADE FOR TOO LONG! NOW, WITNESS MY TRUMP CARD! HAAAAAAAAH! IAI: THE ART OF A SINGLE STRIKE!"
Katana charges his ki chakras as he shouts, getting louder and louder before initiating Art of a Single Strike on Mecha-Hitler. And then, just because he could, he proceeded to Slashy Slashy at Mecha-Hitler.

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Target: Mecha-Hitler

1. Art of a Single Strike
2. Slashy Slashy

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 13, 2016, 12:47:55 am

Take the bait. Banter always made him want to prove them wrong anyway. The Road Warrior revs his bike in response to the banter.

"You are awaited in Valhalla. Have a safe trip."

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FINISH HIM.
TRW: Once at a safe distance, Shoot the Bentley's Engine, Shoot the Bentley's Engine, Shoot the Bentley's Engine, Shoot Skulduggery
Brother: Once at a safe distance, Shoot Skulduggery

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: spümpkin on June 13, 2016, 02:27:04 am

* heh. nice try, kiddo. now, i gotta go argue with someone about my ability to pun

open a hole right from himself, to directly in front of kyoko, bringing a swarm of bones with him, and flinging them at her

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 13, 2016, 02:31:47 am

When in doubt, spam gatling magic missiles until you can spam no more.  To be clear, this means 'keep going till you' re only able to roll a 1'.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Twinwolf on June 13, 2016, 06:33:58 am

The Huntress has nothing really to say, and can't really see anyone. Thus, she simply exits the store and looks for something to hunt.

If attacked, Dodge followed by a basic attack

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 13, 2016, 08:29:06 am

Quote from: Playergamer on June 12, 2016, 10:58:11 pm

Spoiler: Woot woot. (click to show/hide)

Name: The Viking at Stamford Bridge
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A viking berserker, six and a half feet tall. He is wearing animal furs over his chainmail armor, and his only visible feature is his bright, blue eyes.
Backstory: Good start. (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stamfordbridge.html)

Abilities:
1. Berserker Rage (Active): The Viking lets loose his inner berserker, going completely insane for a round. His actions are completely uncontrollable, and he will mercilessly attack a random, nearby person, friend or foe. The Viking has a +3 to attack rolls while berserk, but -2 to defense rolls, and will shrug off any damage short of complete limb loss. 3 round cool down.
2. Barbaric Cry: (Active) After making a kill, the Viking screams a prayer to Vingtor and Woden. The berserker is distracted for the rest of the round, with a -2 to all rolls. For the two following rounds, he receives a +1 to all rolls.
3.
4. Valhall Awaits: (Passive) Pain does not phase this warrior, for all pain shall be washed away in Valhall! -1 to penalties from injuries.
5. Pagan Resolution: (Passive) The more foes he slays, the bigger the boast! +1 to all rolls for every unique enemy (over two) who has attacked him in the last 2 rounds.

Equipment:
1. Dane Axe: This axe is the size of an adult man, with a large, steel head that can cleave through bone and steel alike. Don't get in his way.
2. Chainmail Armor: A set of handcrafted, Norwegian chainmail that has seen more combat than many armies. It can stop most melee weapons, but it has no effect against bullets. Topped with a spectacle-guard helmet that hides everything but his eyes.
3. Animal Furs: A mostly ceremonial set of bearskin, draped over his shoulders. He killed it himself.

Alright..posting this for thoughts. I can't think of a last ability to give this guy.

((Okay, feedback:))

((Methinks Chainmail Armor should give you +3 to damage resist against bladed weapons, but -1 to dodge. As for last ability... how about Know No Pain, lets you completely ignore all injury penalties short of a loss of limb for one turn, then cools down for two turns?))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: KiwiOui on June 13, 2016, 02:45:10 pm

Mecha-Hitler, noticing his Occult channeling has been interrupted, points his twin gatling guns at the disgusting old man, charging at him, steel fists readied to punch.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 13, 2016, 03:35:09 pm

Quote from: KiwiOui on June 13, 2016, 02:45:10 pm

Mecha-Hitler, noticing his Occult channeling has been interrupted, points his twin gatling guns at the disgusting old man, charging at him, steel fists readied to punch.

Did I skip Mecha Hitler's turn? Damnnit. Give me a minute...

EDIT: Turn added.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: Kashyyk on June 14, 2016, 01:40:59 am

"Oh sh... Jedi Protocol, now!"

Whilst the light sabre was not present, the result was definitely comparable. The squad scattered, trying to keep space from each other, before turning all blasters on this spear wielding lunatic.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 16, 2016, 03:28:52 am

Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"This turn of Carnage Fiesta has been brought to you by marriage." - Sl4cker, PhD. Shitposter

When the Evul Mage finds himself in Toyland, soaked like everyone else from sprinkler fluid, he runs into the center of the store and pulls out a Gatling Gun from under his robes, despite there being not nearly enough room possible under them for that to be possible. The mage fires off the gun randomly, magic missiles going in every direction and slamming into shelves and walls. The first of the random targets for the gun is Kyoko, though the agile and experienced magical girl is easily able to weave under the the barrage of shots and closes in on the dark mage quickly, but just as she thrusts her spear at him, he teleports in a black cloud of magic and reappears next to the Stormtroopers. Firing upon them, the Stromtroopers run, as missiles blow up the ground around them. During their retreat, one Stormtrooper turns around and fires a series of laser blasts at the Evul Mage, one skimming his right arm but doing no serious damage. When the squadron retreats, Evul Mage turns to shoot at Kyoko again, but before he can even say something about evil again, Kyoko is up in his face, kicks the gun out of his hands and smashes the shaft of her spear against the side of his head, bruising his skull and sending him flying into a wall, collapsing unconscious.

Cthulu Dundee acknowledges that being coated in perfume really puts a damper on his stealth tactics. "Nao Unfortunately, this smayel is going ta put me at a disadvantage ere, but with seumple applaycation of calm force..." He gets up and sneaks up behind Johnny who is staring down where Kars has ended up, and suddenly the Australian launches himself through the air, aiming to grab both Jokotaru and Dog Days in a flying rear choke hold! Neither Johnny nor his stand move an inch, and Dundee sails past them by several feet and slams into a shelf displaying summer fashions, which topples on him and covers him in sundresses.

"Oh sh... Jedi Protocol, now!" AL-2048 orders his troops to spread out, to prevent any one of them to be individually taken out and reducing the effectivness of area-of-effect style attacks. A magical girl wielding a giant spear was not the same as a Jedi warrior, but they were just as dangerous, and as the Stormtroopers would find out, just as agile as well; while they retreated and fired their blasters at her, Kyoko evaded each strike with unprecedented agility, leaping from shelf to shelf as she were a Force user herself. She jumps at one of the Stormtroopers, reaching him before he can take evasive manuevers and she plunges her spear into his right shoulder, breaking the armor. The Stormtrooper mutters something incomprehensible into his communications and falls down.

Kars doesn't stand up so much as he wills his body onto his feet by contorting it into various shapes until he's standing, a grimace across his face and wiping sweat off his brow. "Urgh... You bastard, Jojo...! You will pay for this!!" Then, like the big strong scary Pillerman he is, he runs off and hides. He first attempts this by standing next to a mannequin and striking a pose, though Johnny quickly figures out his hiding spot and points at him. "Curses!" Kars flees again and goes into the coat section, hiding underneath a rack of coats. Johnny isn't far behind and turns the corner, knowing that Kars is somewhere in the coat section, though behind which of these coats is a mystery.
Some of Kars' ribs automatically shift back into place.

Johnny, despite losing track of his foe, smirks and remains confident, speaking out into the coat section so that Kars would be able to hear him no matter what his position was, "You ever hear of a man by the name of Joshua Joestar? He was a master with the art of Hamon. From his grandfather down the line of succession." Johnny inhales deeply and yawns, an aura spreading around him that slows down the speed of anyone nearby while he stays normal. Johnny then takes a fighting stance and prepares for combat, although none comes at the moment and Kars remains hidden.

McKatana was getting frustrated with how Mecha-Hitler seemed to shrug off every one of his attacks, but he was about to end that. He builds his chi, a firey red aura surrounding him as he charges Mecha-Hitler. "BAKA GAIJIN! YOU HAVE RESISTED MY BLADE FOR TOO LONG! NOW, WITNESS MY TRUMP CARD! HAAAAAAAAH! IAI: THE ART OF A SINGLE STRIKE!" The Single Strike comes down on Hitler's right hand and severs both his pinky and ring finger, both of the mechanical digits falling to the ground twitching and smoking as oil pours forth from the wound. McKatana follows this up with a flurry of Katana strikes, [10+2 vs. 2] starting off by cutting off Hitler's left arm, followed by a horizontal slash that bisects the cyborg, cutting him completely across the waist. Hitler looks down at his wound and then up at McKatana, how only offers the words, "Axis: 0, Japan: 1."[/b][/color] Hitler's top half slides off of his legs and onto the floor, and then explodes in a brilliant burst of metal pieces and oil.
McKatana has cut down Mecha-Hitler! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Electricity Manipulation: +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Manipulation)

As Kyoko causes another Stormtrooper to fall, she looks to face the remaining Stormtroopers who are continuing to backpedal. She takes her spear and holds it upright, its head coated with the blood of imperial soldiers, "Whats wrong? I thought you wanted to fight me, not so brave now are ya, but i wont let you get away so easily." [2+1 vs. 10] Kyoko gives chase to the Stormtroopers who continue to run, and this time they hole up in a huge toy castle, locking the gates behind them. Kyoko smirks, does these Stormtroopers really think that a plastic door is going to stop her? With one punch, she obliterates the door, and behind it she finds herself face-to-face with several E-11 Blaster Rifles. [4 vs. 1+1] Kyoko runs away as the blasters begin to fire upon her, one of the Stormtroopers gets a good shot that hits her in the back of her right shoulder. Kyoko is able to shrug off the pain, but the force of the blast causes her to drop her Modular Spear and when she turns around to grab it, several blaster shots pepper the area around her, forcing her deeper into the store to get into cover.

"* heh. nice try, kiddo. now, i gotta go argue with someone about my ability to pun". With his newfound ability, Sans doesn't have to chase after Kyoko, (which is good because it allows Sans to run as little as possible) and instead just opens up a portal in front of him and its other end opens directly in front of the magical girl. [6 vs. 8+1-1] A storm of flying bones comes towards Kyoko, but she doesn't lose a step in her stride and actively runs towards the Portal while juking and jiving every bone. Kyoko launches herself through the portal just before Sans closes it and she lunges at the skeleton with a flying punch. [3+1+1-1 vs. 8+1] When Kyoko finishes her punch, she ends up swinging into thin air as Sans disappears in a blur and reappears several feet behind her with the same perpetual grin.

As The Road Warrior rides away from Skullduggery Pleasant, he gives him a friendly farewell, "You are awaited in Valhalla. Have a safe trip." He spins his bike around and coming to a near halt, holds Brother Koch in both hands and begins to unload upon the engine of Skullduggery's car. [7+2+1 vs. 9-4(Disabled)] [6+2+1 vs. 8-4] The Road Warrior fills the front of the car with lead, piercing it dozens of times and causing the flames to rise higher and higher. The skeleton attempts to take control of the fire for his own usage, but it is too late, and the Bentley explodes in a miraculous fireball that rises up into the sky, TRW's Brother-At-Arms begins to cheer, "VALHALLA!"
The Bentley sinks into the ground, glass and tires littering the ground around it. And then a second fireball engulfs the car, and from this fire rides a Skeleton on a Motorcycle.
The Road Warrior exploded Skullduggery Pleasant's Bentley with him inside! [+1 Kill]
+Ally: Pleasant Brother

"YES! MORE BLOOD!" The bloodlusted fighter runs at McKatana giving the Samurai not a second to bask in the glory of killing Mecha-Hitler. [9+2-1 vs. 5+2+1] With a giant grin, Rez runs his blade across his right forearm, cutting through the robe and into his arm, creating more blood which does little more than to excite Rez further. [2+2-1 vs. 9+2+1] Rez, without thinking, thrusts wildly and McKatana is able to evade by stepping to the side and swinging his blade at Rez, [6+2+2-1 vs. 4+2] and slashes him across the back, creating no more injuries but a lot more blood from a large wound. "YES, ALL OF IT!" Cries the blood knight as the back of his clothing becomes soaked with blood. [Constitution: 2+2] Despite his love of blood, all this excessive bleeding was beginning to take its toll on Rez, he begins to feel weak and places a hand against the edge of a shelf to keep himself standing.

The Huntress, despite being one of the newest arrivals, is the first one to exit one of the main entrance stores and head deeper into the mall. As she steps out of C.J. Nickels and into the 'Strip', the longest straight section in the mall, she prepares for attack from every angle, whether from any of the stores or up above on the second floor. Yet, nothing comes; all of the stores are open and lit up, as if inviting shoppers to come inside and spend all of their cash, but no one is actually around. It's quite eerie actually. The stores immediately around her appear to be focused on either clothing or hobbies, one looks like an electronics store.

The Peacekeeper looks around the entire area of Toyworld, says "Fuck it," and runs out of the store, exiting deeper into the mall.

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A cloud of darkness and angst forms in the middle of C.J. Daniels and from it spawns Coldsteel the Hedgehog. "fucking fuck my mom use to take me to .cj daneils n now i hate it i hate you mom tihs place is ghey"

After the cloud dissipates, one statue of a bear standing next to the "Camping Clothes" section in C.J. Daniels suddenly explodes as the viking hidden inside breaks free, roaring.

Aeyza, a sort of futuristic supersoldier, puts a large hole one of the walls in Toyland with a single railcannon shot and steps inside.

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Apologies for the brevity and lack of creativity this turn, I was focused on getting it out more than being detailed. This should be improved by next turn.

Since no consensus was reached on what to do about keeping Extra Abilities Post-Respawn, it will stand that players will Respawn only with their initial 5 Abilities they created for their characters. If there is enough interest I can hold a revote, and more discussion on this encouraged, especially on the Discord page.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 16, 2016, 03:30:07 am

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.
6. Electricity Manipulation (Passive): +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +1 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

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Status: Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding, -1 to this limb]
Kills: 1
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Sans (DigitalDemon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll
6. Hole Creation (Active): Sans can create a Hole that creates a portal between where he is standing and any other point in the mall. During the next turn, he and any other character can travel through this portal, which closes immediately at the end of that turn. 3-Turn Cooldown. [Cooling: 3 Turns]

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Scarf

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.
6. Sentient Weapon (Passive): Light Blades become sentient.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

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Status: Some Ribs Shattered
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear [Dropped], Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

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Status: Right Arm Burnt [Superficial Damage], Skull Bruised [Unconscious]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

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Status: Left Elbow Injured [-1 to Actions using Left Arm], Jaw Shattered/Ribcage Shattered, [-3 to all Rolls next turn, Must Roll for Constitution to stay Conscious], Punctured Organs [Internal Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: Rez (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Rez
Gender: Male
Age: 282, functionally 40
Appearance: A man wearing a blood red cloak over ordinary american garb.
Backstory: The man who figured out the power of BLOOD! Give it up for REZ!

Abilities:
1. (Active) Blood Regeneration: Rez can use blood(not his own, though), draining the life force from it, to heal himself. The more blood, the more heals.
2. (Passive) Blood Rage: Rez gains physical rolls bonuses depending on how bloody he is. The more bloody he is, the higher his bonuses are.
3. (Active) Blood Animation: Rez can animate the blood in a fallen enemy, creating a Blood Elemental minion that will obey his orders. He can only have one Blood Elemental at a time.
4. (Passive) Not Quite Death: After dying, Rez can take one additional action. Blood Regeneration might possibly bring him back to life.
5. (Active) Blood Rite: The more blood in the area, the more powerful this ability. Consumes a large amount of spilled blood in the area to create a somewhat explosive sphere(size depending on blood consumed) that is then fired at an enemy. A successful impact has a chance(depending on how much blood is consumed) to prevent the impacted enemy's passive abilities from working for a duration(depending on how much blood consumed). Has a 4 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Cloak of Blood: This red cloak can store blood in a hammerspace within it.
2. Bloodletter: A somewhat long dagger that tends to cause bleeding in any foes it hits.
3. A flask of magical blood: Will likely be more useful for Rez's abilities than normal blood.

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Status: Left Arm Severed At Elbow [Bleeding], Lower Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding], Back Slashed [Bleeding], Weakness [-1 to all Physical Rolls]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Cloak of Blood, Bloodletter Dagger, Flask of Magical Blood

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

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Status: Normal [6/15 Stormtroopers, 1 w/Broken Arm]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 16, 2016, 03:30:38 am

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 8-10 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

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Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: Cthulu Dundee (Shadestyle) (click to show/hide)

Name: Cthulu Dundee
Gender: Male
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tannish  Austrailian man, he wears a wide brimmed hat and hiking clothes, including a vest and cargo pants.
Backstory: Having trained his whole life, he brings his camera crew and his talents to the Death arena to Document the rare and exotic creatures that inhabit the area.

Abilities:
1. Grapple: Target is made immobile, if this suceeds 3 times in a row, they can no longer roll to resist and are subdued.
2. Explain: The Targets Weaknesses and Strengths are explained to the camera crew as he draws on his years of experience.
3. Track: Targets that are using a method to evade Cthulu Dundee must save or be revealed as he explains how it works and how to spot them.
4. Perfectly Safe: Cthulu Dundee can pick a target, this target will trigger a roll of Grapple, Explain, and Track if they act against him.
5. Something New Every Day: if Cthulu Dundee takes a hit, He knows just how to deal with it, removing any Status effects dealt quickly and efficiently while explaining it to the Camera Crew, he is immune afterwards to this Status effect for 3 turns.

Equipment:
1. Medical Gear
2. Backup Cameras
3. Cure-All

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location:
Inventory: Medical Gear, Backup Cameras, Cure-All

Spoiler: The Road Warrior (IamanElfCollaborator) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Parking Lot outside of Toyland
Inventory: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine, Brother-At-Arms, Brother Pleasant

Spoiler: The Peacekeepers (click to show/hide)

Name: Peacekeeper of Platoon HFDR-98 (Just "Peacekeeper" for short)
Gender: Varies.
Age: 22-54
Appearance: A group of typical Peacekeeper units. (http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/297a9c550c30258db968d9a944e4f749-650-80.jpg) Wait, Halo? What's a Halo?
Backstory: The Peacekeepers are the official police and armed forces of the NFL in the NFL-verse featured in Trespassers of the Universe. They patrol major cities to promote stability and peace while at the same time doing their best to keep criminals and revolutionaries from the Favelas out of the walls of the major football city-states. They have years of training and are equipped with cutting edge technology.

Abilities:
1. Peacekeeper Training (Passive) - The Peacekeeper has trained for years in the art of combat. +2 Firearms, +1 Melee Combat, +1 Explosives.
2. Shields Up (Passive) - The armor of a Peacekeeper comes with a force-shield that absorbs a significant amount of damage and self-restores over time. If an attack overcomes the shields or penetrates the armor, it directly damages the Peacekeeper, who can not be directly healed while they are in their suit.
3. ElectroShock (Active) - When the Peacekeeper is in direct contact with someone, their suit can administer an electric shock that can cause their target to be penalized during their next turn, can cause them to lose an Action, or even knock them unconscious with a particularly powerful jolt. This ability can not kill a character.
4. Hyper Evasion (Active) - The Peacekeeper activates a system in their armor which pumps them full of drugs which heighten awareness and reflexes, giving them a +5 to all defensive rolls for one turn. The Peacekeeper can not counter-attack while Hyper Evasion is activated. Hyper Evasion takes up 2 Actions. The turn after using Hyper Evasion, the Peacekeeper is tired and gets a -1 to all physical rolls. 2-Turn Cooldown.
5. Team Strategy - Formidable on their own, Peacekeepers really thrive when working together with each other or other allies. For each Ally a Peacekeeper has in a fight, they receive +1 to attacking rolls.

Equipment:
1. X43-N Laser Rifle - The standard assault rifle of the Peacekeepers. Holds a 30 round clip and is meant to penetrate conventional armor. It is intentionally bulky and tough so that it can be improvised as a melee weapon.
2. Peacekeeper Armor - Top of the line armor heavy enough to resist all kinds of trauma, though a well-trained and powerful Peacekeeper can wear it. Comes equipped with a force-shield and keeps track of the Peacekeeper's vitals.
3. Fragmentation Grenades - Old fashioned but still effective. Throw at a group of enemies and a burst of metal fragments sprays all over the place to impale multiple targets. The Peacekeeper comes into battle armed with 4 Frag Grenades.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Western Diagonal
Inventory: X43-N Laser Rifle, Peacekeeper Armor, 4 Fragmentation Grenades

Spoiler: The Huntress (Twinwolf) (click to show/hide)

Name: Huntress

Gender: Female

Age: She can’t remember. She also may or may not have unknowingly become a vampire. Or a werewolf. It’s unclear with Hunters.

Appearance: Picture (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/940/318/bf4.jpg)

Backstory: A Hunter of beasts in Yharnam, the city of blood. She can’t remember her past before this; there is little but the Hunt and the Dream (capitalization intentional). All she knows is she was sick, and sought the panacea known as Paleblood. Somehow she ended up a Hunter.

Yharnamites covet blood above all else. It’s taken the place of alcohol, a not small amount of food and drink, and any sort of medicine. This Huntress doesn’t care for it besides the healing properties of the blood vials. Which given her line of work, are consumed like candy.

Abilities:

1. Blood Vial (Active): The Huntress heals themself using a Blood Vial. It heals more if she has taken damage the previous turn.

2. Dodge (Active): The Hunters of Yharnam are light on their feet, used to monsters that can end them should they stop moving for even a moment. The action adds +3 to the dodge roll against an attack. The second time it is used in a turn, it only confers +1 dodge.

3. Shoot (Active): The Huntress fires her pistol at the enemy. If she hits them and they are attacking, they are stunned.

4. Visceral Attack (Active): The enemy being stunned, the Huntress takes her opportunity. When an enemy has been stunned, either by the Shoot action or another source, this attack is an automatic hit and high damage.

5. Charged Attack (Active): A charged attack that takes 2 actions. If it hits it does high damage.

Equipment:
1. Hunter’s Garb: A tough leather set that is easy to move in. Provides a +2 to Dodge rolls.

2. Ludwig’s Holy Blade: A simple blade that doubles as the hilt for the ludicrously large blade on the Huntress’ back. In normal form, the weapon adds +2 to attack rolls using it. In large form, it takes 2 actions to use and removes access to the Shoot action, but adds 4 to attack rolls.

3. Pistol: A simple pistol that doesn’t pack much punch. Lowers the defense roll of an enemy shot with it by 2 for one turn.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: The Strip
Inventory: Hunter's Garb, Ludwig's Holy Blade, Pistol

Spoiler: Coldsteel the Hedgehog (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog with earrings and a torn ear and he's super cool
Backstory: bio: coldsteel was born with a special power. he was stronger than all his classmates in the sonic fighting academy. he served in the sonic military fighting shadow and in the final battel against shadow they were fighting and shadow turned him to the darkness and coldseel turned against sonic and killed him. he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt have a part of his ear. he doesnt want the wish but he joined the arena anyway to kill people.
likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple
dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson, short nails, khaoskid663, sunshine, life, my dad, football

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to the CHAOS ZONE, or whatever it's called. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3  (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
4. (Passive) likes: hurtin people: If Coldsteel inflicts damage on anyone (including himself), he gains a +2 bonus to all rolls the following turn.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)


Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. Coldsteel stole it from Shadow's corpse after he killed him, or something.
2. earrings: they grant a +3 bonus to Chaos Control because they're magic and COOL (they aren't girly, SHUT UP khaoskid663)
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a way to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 malus to all rolls until they smash the source.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and form energy attacks.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, earrings, Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography

Spoiler: The Viking at Stamford Bridge (Playergamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Viking at Stamford Bridge
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A viking berserker, six and a half feet tall. He is wearing animal furs over his chainmail armor, and his only visible feature is his bright, blue eyes.
Backstory: Good start. (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stamfordbridge.html)

Abilities:
1. Berserker Rage (Active): The Viking lets loose his inner berserker, going completely insane for a round. His actions are completely uncontrollable, and he will mercilessly attack a random, nearby person, friend or foe. The Viking has a +3 to attack rolls while berserk, but -2 to defense rolls, and will shrug off any damage short of complete limb loss. Three round cool down.
2. Barbaric Cry: (Active) After making a kill, the Viking screams a prayer to Vingtor and Woden. The berserker is distracted for the rest of the round, with a -2 to all rolls. For the two following rounds, he receives a +1 to all rolls.
3. Know No Pain: (Active) For one round, all penalties from injuries (short of severed limbs) are ignored. Two round cool down.
4. Skullsplitter: (Passive) The berserker's giant Dane axe cleaves through steel and bone alike. It negates up to a +2 bonus from enemy armor, but he has a permanent -1 to defense rolls, due to its unwieldiness.
5: Symbel: (Passive) Every man must participate in the Great Boast. The greater the odds, the better the glory! +1 to all rolls for every unique enemy (over two) that has attacked the Viking in the last two rounds.

Equipment:
1. Dane Axe: This axe is the size of an adult man, with a large, steel head that can cleave through bone and steel alike. Don't get in his way.
2. Chainmail Armor: A set of handcrafted, Norwegian chainmail that has seen more combat than many armies. It can stop most melee weapons, but it has no effect against bullets. Topped with a spectacle-guard helmet that hides everything but his eyes. +3 to damage resist against blades, -1 to dodge.
3. Animal Furs: A mostly ceremonial set of bearskin, draped over his shoulders. He killed it himself.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniels
Inventory: Dane Axe, Chainmail Armor, Animal Furs

Spoiler: Aeyza (The Moonlit Shadow) (click to show/hide)

Name: Aeyza
Gender: Male
Age: Not mortal 20's
Appearance: 5'11" human. Blonde hair, ~short. Fair skin, brown eyes. Wears a dark blue shirt, black pants striped with dark blue, and blue and gray jacket with hood.
Backstory: A guy who will become not-a-guy (immortal, you idiot, not girl)

Abilities:
1. Aperture Science Tester (Passive) - Is able to solve problems while flying through the air at high speeds (i.e., no penalties when grappling or otherwise moving at high speeds.)
2. Unload (Active - 1 turn CD) - Can use a single action three times without any penalties, uses up two turns, however.
3. Railbolts (Passive) - Never run out of ammo for the railcannon. Might want to call them un-rail bolts.
4. War Veteran (Passive) - Being a veteran of war, Aeyza gets +1 to cover and +1 to aim.
5. Brace (Active - 3 turn CD) - On the next turn, Aeyza suffers no recoil.

Equipment:
1. Railcannon - A heavy autocannon that actually uses coils. Powerful enough to smash through armor like a shell through glass. It's usually mounted on vehicles, so while the first shot is accurate, each successive shot is usually not. It has a lot of recoil and bracing with both feet is usually required to not lose the user's balance. Brace with legs and an arm to maybe get two shots at full accuracy and not be pushed back much. Is attached to top of right arm. +4 to attack rolls, -1 to mobility if shot once, -2 if shot twice, cannot move if shot three or more times. Ways to brace lower penalty.
2. Magnasabers - A pair of medium weight metal blades. Both sides are sharpened. Swinging one of them activates a mechanism that accelerates the blade to incredibly fast speeds, and with this force the blade is practically unparriable and can slice through the thickest metal if it has enough time to accelerate. Hard to dodge, and has to be predicted by the user's movements and the brief flicker before the blade is too quick. Follow through is quite tough, however. Two blades let the wielder get two good swings through, after that they're probably dead. +3 to attack roll, (when used) -2 to dodge, -2 parry.
3. Power armor with grapple attachment - Powered plate armor. A grapple is mounted on the left arm, with two modes: magnetic and adhesive. Improves user's strength as well as giving protection, and also adds weight. Has space for 2 carried medium weapons or 1 heavy weapon on back; 1 medium carried weapon or 2 small carried weapons on outside legplates, for each leg; and 1 medium or heavy weapon on right arm. +1 stability, +1 to defensive rolls, +1 strength (in all it's forms, including mobility), allows grappling: can shoot a grapple that attaches to a relatively smooth surface and pulls in the suit - pulling can be controlled but some circumstances will cause the grapple to detach and come back if there is too much stress on the rope.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Railcannon, Magnasabers, Power Armor w/ Grapple Attachment

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Sl4cker on June 16, 2016, 03:52:00 am

"What is this? Some sort of Ripple technique?
It is 「Useless」. 「Useless, Useless, Useless」!!! you cannot slow down the fastest thing in the universe: Light!"
SURPRISE BRIGHT BLADE
LEAP AND STAB

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: spümpkin on June 16, 2016, 04:05:40 am

*heh. guess you missed the punchline

sans uses You're Blue Now on kyoko, sending her flying to the roof, also sending multiple bones flying down on to her, from the ceiling

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: piratejoe on June 16, 2016, 04:35:26 am

Kyoko annoyed at the fact she accidentally dropped her spear curses under her breath, then when sans comes and starts attacking her as well as now throwing her to the ceiling shouts out "Damnit, You'll pay for this! before launching herself from the ceiling straight at the skeleton

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 16, 2016, 05:13:35 am

Pity. The Bentley would've been handy.

Oh well.

The Road Warrior releases another flare, as Brother Pleasant takes his place behind him, revolver shimmering with flames and skull now flaming eternally, his snazzy suit crisscrossed with chains and leather. Signalling the start of another hunt, they go directly for the next hunt.

"Brothers! Ride with me eternal, shining and chrome!"

Driving into the store, they spy a skeleton throwing a girl into the ceiling.

The Road Warrior was getting sick of skeletons.
"VALHALLAAAAAA!"
And so he and his Brothers charge, guns blazing.

---

Move Taken: Banter.
Actions:
TRW: Drive to Sans, Banter at Sans, Shoot Sans, Shoot Sans
Brother [Biker]: Shoot at Sans
Brother [Pleasant]: Shoot at Sans

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Sanure on June 16, 2016, 05:21:07 am

"You're pretty pathetic, Pillarman. Thinking you could hide from my Stand." Jojo has Dog Days rapidly strike Kars from behind, propelling him towards Jojo, who unleashes another volley of Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! " As for your question! My technique is called Sleepy Haze Ripple. It gives the appearence of everything slowing down around me, but in truth!" Jojo's punches and strikes are not going slower, but are instead going twice as fast! "My own movements have been sped up! I'm not slowing down your light, but avoiding it all together!"

[Have Dog days begin striking Kars from behind. Use Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! on Kars]

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 16, 2016, 05:22:08 am

Tch. Another dirty cur, and this one obsessed with bloodshed? How disgusting. Well, now that Katana was no longer focused on Mecha-Hitler...

"YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!"

That said, Katana begins to slash at Rez.

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Target: Rez

1. Slashy Slashy
2. Slashy Slashy
3. Slashy Slashy
4. Slashy Slashy

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Sl4cker on June 16, 2016, 05:32:19 am

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 16, 2016, 05:22:08 am

"YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!"

((sigging this))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 06:19:40 am

De-unconscious and DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: piratejoe on June 16, 2016, 07:17:56 am

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 06:19:40 am

DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

(YES YOU CAN TOTALLY USE MAGIC AND RANT ABOUT LASERS WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT AND IN DREAM LAND!)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Kashyyk on June 16, 2016, 07:56:03 am

The irony of storm troopers garrisoned in a toy castle being completely lost on them, they look for firing points from which to hold down their plastic fort. Once there, they continue to blast the magic girl, adding some thermal detonators to the mix as well.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 16, 2016, 07:57:42 am

Hmm TCM could I slightly buff Skullduggery? I feel like giving him +2 to attacking with his revolver would make him more viable.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 08:07:47 am

Quote from: piratejoe on June 16, 2016, 07:17:56 am

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 06:19:40 am

DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

(YES YOU CAN TOTALLY USE MAGIC AND RANT ABOUT LASERS WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT AND IN DREAM LAND!)

(It ain't in a status.)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Playergamer on June 16, 2016, 08:13:33 am

The bear statue in C.J Nickels explodes, sending shrapnel flying everywhere. A gargantuan man in mail armor steps out, glancing around the strange hall with interest. He readies his huge axe, before screaming:

"TYR!"

Use Berserker Rage and attack the nearest person.

((Rip and Tyr.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 16, 2016, 08:14:23 am

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 08:07:47 am

Quote from: piratejoe on June 16, 2016, 07:17:56 am

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 06:19:40 am

DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

(YES YOU CAN TOTALLY USE MAGIC AND RANT ABOUT LASERS WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT AND IN DREAM LAND!)

(It ain't in a status.)

((...

Quote

Skull Bruised [Unconscious]

if you say so))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: piratejoe on June 16, 2016, 08:15:56 am

Quote from: TCM on June 16, 2016, 03:30:07 am

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

---

Status: Right Arm Burnt [Superficial Damage], Skull Bruised [Unconscious]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 08:07:47 am

Quote from: piratejoe on June 16, 2016, 07:17:56 am

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 06:19:40 am

DARK EXPLOSION Kyoko x2(x2) while ranting about lasers!

(YES YOU CAN TOTALLY USE MAGIC AND RANT ABOUT LASERS WHEN YOU ARE KNOCKED OUT AND IN DREAM LAND!)

(It ain't in a status.)

(You are, i made it as noticeable as possible.)
EDIT Ninjaed.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 08:20:39 am

((Well carp.  Ah well.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 16, 2016, 09:43:32 am

Quote from: MidnightJaguar on June 16, 2016, 07:57:42 am

Hmm TCM could I slightly buff Skullduggery? I feel like giving him +2 to attacking with his revolver would make him more viable.

+2 to his revolver would be an acceptable change. He also had the misfortune of fighting the one guy who had a bonus to fighting people in vehicles.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 16, 2016, 09:45:22 am

"heh... a viking... your not gonna be the king of ANYTHING when im threw with u..."

Smirking, Coldsteel throws a chaos spear at the Viking, and then punches him super hard.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Shadestyle on June 16, 2016, 10:01:26 am

This time Dundee walks around, walks up to them, and just grabs their necks without the jumping thing.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 16, 2016, 11:02:15 am

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant with new revolver stat (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver. Gives him +2 When using it.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car
3. Lord Viles armor.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 16, 2016, 12:49:26 pm

"AH! So you do bleed! Wonderful! NOW FACE MY BLOOD RITE!"

Rez slashes at the mad katana guy once more. Afterwards, he releases half of his magical blood flask's contents and uses Blood Rite to fire that and the other spilled blood around at katana man.

((Edit: after Rez's death, I'll use this character:))

Spoiler: Coil (click to show/hide)

Name: Coil
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged
Appearance: Middle-aged man in high-tech body armor.
Backstory: Rather than taking over one city, Coil, mastermind that he was, commissioned a device to allow crossing between universes and went here(with his minions), in an attempt to gain the power needed to conquer the WORLD.

Abilities:
Timeline Divergence(Active): Coil splits the timeline in two, and can choose different actions for each alternate timeline. After both timelines are resolved, he must choose one timeline to "collapse", nullifying it and making the other one the primary timeline. Coil, and only Coil, remembers the occurrences in the other timeline. Three turn cool down.
Bribe(Active): Coil is extremely wealthy. Using this ability, he may choose an NPC and recruit said NPC to work for him. Requires Uber-Commnicatior. Three turn cool down.
Mercenary Legions(Passive): With each player/quest NPC kill Coil or his minions makes, instead of gaining a new power, roll 1d8:
1-3: Coil gains 1 Squad.
4-6: Coil gains 1 Squad, plus an additional asset(some sort of additional equipment, vehicles, soldiers, supplies, etc. Roll 1d10 to see how good it is.)
7: Coil gains 2 Squads.
8: Roll again, and Coil gains a superhuman with a random power from the Superpowers Wiki.
At the start of the game, Coil gets to roll twice on this table.
Communications Master(Passive): Coil can give orders to his Squads and other minions without using up his action limit. Requires Uber-Communicator.
Damaging PR Campaign(1-Shot, Active): Via some orders on his Uber-Communicator, Coil launches an damaging PR campaign against a target player. Effects depend on a 1d10 luck roll. Requires Uber-Communicator.

Equipment:
Uber-Communicator: A "smartphone" that is anything but. Extremely durable, near infinite battery life... perfect for Coil's usage.
Body Armor: A suit of high-tech body armor that gives Coil himself(not his minions) +3 to resist physical damage.
Gravity Pistol: A very advanced "pistol" that can create fields of extremely enhanced gravity. 5 charges remaining.

Squad Details:
Each Squad is a group of 8 trained mercenaries, with 6 soldiers, one commander, and either a field medic or a minigun user(determined via 1d2 when spawned). Each Squad has a +2 to physical damage resistance because of their body armor, and a +2 to shooting enemies(for damage and aim). Field medics and minigun users may be commanded individually. Field medics get +3 to heal people, and minigun users may attack any number of nearby enemies in a turn and get +4 to shooting damage instead of +2.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 16, 2016, 04:41:13 pm

Coil:

Timeline Divergence might be okay. I'll let it exist, for now.
Bribe can stay but realize in some cases it just doesn't work, like you can't bribe a Stand.
I'm not sure what Damaging PR Campaign would do. Even you roll a 10, then your target is...slandered? Feel free to keep it, I just don't know how it would be effective.
Each squad, if treated as a collective, has +2 Physical Resistance, +2 Firearms, and +3 Heal or +4 Multi-Hit. The Road Warrior has a similar ability to create new NPCs with -2 Offense and +1 Defense and it was barely allowed in. Take this into account.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 04:52:43 pm

((The guy from

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Worm

?
Huh.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 16, 2016, 05:02:01 pm

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 16, 2016, 04:52:43 pm

((The guy from

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Worm

?
Huh.))

((It's a shame knowledge of his power doesn't help here at all :P))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 16, 2016, 05:19:42 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 16, 2016, 04:41:13 pm

Each squad, if treated as a collective, has +2 Physical Resistance, +2 Firearms, and +3 Heal or +4 Multi-Hit. The Road Warrior has a similar ability to create new NPCs with -2 Offense and +1 Defense and it was barely allowed in. Take this into account.

Hm. Then perhaps... each squad has 8 members, yes? Hm. How about this: as the squad loses members, its bonuses go down in some ways: the firearms damage bonus should go down if a squad has fewer members(less shots, less damage, shouldn't effect accuracy though). The + to heal or multiple hit is tied to only a single member of the squad, thus said bonus should also vanish when said squad member dies.
Finally, all squads are mercenaries. While bribing them is out of the question unless you happen to be richer than Coil(perhaps possible for some potential characters), they'll all pack up and go away when Coil dies(no reason to stay). So basically Coil is one giant weak point. And unlike mr. road warrior, he doesn't have some sort of automatic survival ability involving using his men as shields.
~~~
Hope this provides some balance. If it's not enough, I can definitely see what else can be cut off.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 17, 2016, 11:57:00 am

I'll put him in for now. Adjustments might come mid-game.

Also, to prevent those long delays like what happened last turn, I'm moving this game down to more of update per 2 days. I hope no one minds.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Twinwolf on June 17, 2016, 02:27:31 pm

The Huntress, seeing nobody, continues wandering the mall.

If attacked, Dodge, Shoot, Visceral.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 12:04:37 pm

I had to.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Segata Sanshiro
Gender: Male
Age: Coalesced into existence on November 22 1994, then proceeded to live until Earth became Mobius, where he dueled Sonic the Hedgehog himself
Appearance:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l4hmb81X1qg6ae4o1_500.jpg)
Backstory: Segata Sanshiros entire life is Sega

Abilities:
1. Segata throw(active): Segata judo throws the target, who then explodes... twice, it's surprisingly less lethal than it seems.
2. Segata blitz(active): Segata performs a super fast flurry of punches at the target
3. Segata clone(active): Segata creates many clones of himself with varying sizes, these clones lack his abilities and physical capabilities, being only equal to a real world martial artist scaled to their size
4. SEGA SATURN, SHIRO!(active): (a circumstantially variable version of) Segata's theme song plays from absolutely nowhere for two turns, this gives Segata Sanshiro a +2 to all combat rolls, a +1 to all other rolls, and a +3 to Segata throw, this has a two turn cooldown.
5. The power of Sega Saturn(passive): Segata Sanshiro is very superhuman, to the point where he can hold back an in flight ICBM while standing on a glass window, however he does have weaknesses, his TRUE power(like around the level of what I just described) only can be unlocked when defending something Sega related, the more related it is, the more powerful he is while defending it. His abilities are also ineffective against the undead.(TCM decides how much of a bonus this passive gives based on the circumstance.)

Equipment:
1. Training equipment: Segata Sanshiro carries around a giant Sega Saturn and controller on his back, they are extremely durable as they can take a barrage of his own punches unharmed.
2. Disguise kit: Segata Sanshiro uses this to make extremely realistic disguises.(takes a turn to do)
3. Great hair: Segata's hair is so mighty, that anyone who sees for the first time it must succeed in a willpower roll or be stunned.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2016, 12:18:47 pm

Make his hair stun enemies with it's sheer might when they first gaze upon it :p

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 12:21:27 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2016, 12:18:47 pm

Make his hair stun enemies with it's sheer might when they first gaze upon it :p

I think that would probably qualify as an ability rather than equipment, and yes I do know you're joking.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Sl4cker on June 18, 2016, 12:22:03 pm

his gi is infused with the power of sega

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2016, 12:24:34 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 12:21:27 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2016, 12:18:47 pm

Make his hair stun enemies with it's sheer might when they first gaze upon it :p

I think that would probably qualify as an ability rather than equipment, and yes I do know you're joking.

Nah. Equipment providing regeneration is valid, so I don't see why equipment stunning things wouldn't be.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 12:34:38 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2016, 12:24:34 pm

Nah. Equipment providing regeneration is valid, so I don't see why equipment stunning things wouldn't be.

eh, I was more saying it because it's his hair, but I'll go with it and see if it's allowed, if not I'll go for the Sega infused gi

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 18, 2016, 02:18:43 pm

Insta-stun is preeeeeety strong.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 02:24:34 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 18, 2016, 02:18:43 pm

Insta-stun is preeeeeety strong.

I guess it is even WITH the only works once per person thing? If so I'll change it. I just gotta figure out what something being infused with the power of Sega would actually even DO.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 18, 2016, 02:33:41 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 02:24:34 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 18, 2016, 02:18:43 pm

Insta-stun is preeeeeety strong.

I guess it is even WITH the only works once per person thing? If so I'll change it. I just gotta figure out what something being infused with the power of Sega would actually even DO.

Maybe have a roll for stun?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 18, 2016, 03:40:45 pm

Willpower roll for stun then.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: Failbird105 on June 18, 2016, 03:57:46 pm

Boom, done. His hair now requires you to succeed a willpower roll on your first time seeing it or be stunned

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 01:45:12 pm

Next turn when?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 20, 2016, 04:22:11 pm

Quote from: piratejoe on June 20, 2016, 01:45:12 pm

Next turn when?

Later today.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 03:28:35 am

Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"We'll build a wall, and make the Magical Girls pay for it." - Kyubey

The Viking at Stamford Bridge steps out of the exploded remains of the bear statue and looks around for his first worthy foe, and the first person he spots is none other than Coldsteel the Hedgehog. He heaves his giant axe above his head, its metallic blade shining under the electronic lights as he runs at Coldsteel yelling "TYR!" The Viking in now in a state of Berserker Rage, a red aura of fury surrounding his body, his skin shining, his eyes pulsating and spittle frothing from his mouth onto his beard. [5+3 vs. 7] The roaring Viking brings his weapon down upon the hedgehog who avoids with a sick combat roll he learned from his time at Sonic Fighting Academy. Despite the defensive maneuver Coldsteel has one of his hedgehog spikes lopped off anyways, the appendage now bleeds. The Viking takes some deep breathes and his aura fades. 

"*heh. guess you missed the punchline", says Sans as he playfully twirls a bone above his right hand. Sans' eye flashes blue and Kyoko grasps at her chest right over her left breast, as it is overcome with a sensation that isn't pain, but feels invasive nonetheless, a blue glow visible from deep inside of her that resonates in her chest. [3+1 vs. 5-1] Sans points his index finger at the ceiling and Kyoko goes flying upwards, slamming into the roofing above by her back, causing a small crater to appear in the ceiling and some of the dust collected up there to come floating down; despite the trauma, Kyoko no-sells the attack and appears to have taken no damage, and struggles to free herself from Sans grasp to no avail. [1+1 vs. 4-1] [Willpower vs. Control: 9 vs. 4+3] Kyoko somehow manages the willpower to launch herself off of the ceiling, and just in time as several bones smash through the ceiling like a cluster of spears, putting holes in various spots as the bones appear from nothing. Kyoko propels herself downwards at Sans [5+1 vs. 3+1] and before he can teleport away, the magical girl brings her fist down upon his skull. Sans takes a step back and rubs the targeted area which now sports a small cartoonish bruise, "*you remind me of a kid I know, someone with heart, just like you." He shrugs, "*well, see ya' later," and disintegrates into dust.
The Gaster Blasters disintegrate.
Kyoko punched out Sans! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Cutting Field Projection (Active): Kyoko can launch an invisible Field of Extreme Sharpness approximately 5x5 meters in size in any direction. 2 Turn Cooldown. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection)

Aeyza fires his adhesive grappling to the top of one of the tallest walls in Toyland and zips up to it quickly, sticking to its surface by his grip like a frog with webbed feet. With his right hand he takes out his railcannon, searching for the most dangerous person around him to fire upon. So far, no one meets that criteria; he hears of a battle going on a good distance away in an aisle he can not see, though none of the combat is directed towards him. In a nearby castle, a group of soldiers in white armor run about but are not targeting him, so they must either be unaware of his presence or apathetic of him. At this time, if he wants to get into a battle he may have to initiate it...

With no opposition, the Huntress continues walking down the fully functioning but eerily deserted mall, then again it was hard to call this place eerie when you compared it to the world she had originated from. She passes a multitude of stores, craft and antique stores, book stores, even a grocery store and a gym. She makes it to the intersection of the 'Y' shape of the mall, which culminates in a large sign and entryway greeting her to 'Adventureland', and she can already see inside which holds the carousels, roller coasters, water slides, skating rink, rock climbing wall and arcade. All of the rides and attractions are active despite no one attending nor actually riding them. Of course, if these nostalgic amusements didn't interest her, there were two parallel pathways on the edges of Adventureland that simply went further into the mall.

Rez laughs with glee as the crimson essence drips from McKatana's arm, before coughing up a good deal of his own blood. "AH! So you do bleed! Wonderful! NOW FACE MY BLOOD RITE!" He charges, or more accurately stumbles at McKatana, holding his Bloodletter dagger up like he was a deranged serial killer. [2+2-1-1 vs. 10+1] The Samurai doesn't even shift a muscle as Rez just stumbles his way into the side of a shed and drops his dagger, spilling his blood onto the side of the toolshed and depreciating its value for any future buyers. McKatana holds his trusted blade firmly, "YOU DISHONORABRU FOOL! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! I WILL CUT YOU DOWN JUST LIKE I DID HITLER!" [7+2+2-1 vs. 10-1+2] As Rez turns around to face McKatana, the Samurai slashes his neck, but Rez is saved as it is not a full on decapitation, the blade only nicks the side of his neck doing little more damage than a shaving cut. As McKatana curses himself for failing to land a killing blow, Rez throws half of the contents of his Magical Blood Flask on the ground, adding to the total amount of blood on the ground already produced by McKatana, dead Mecha-Hitler and himself. All of the blood is quickly pulled into the air, forming a sphere of the liquid. "BLOOD RITE FINISHER!" [2 vs. 3+1] The blood ball flies at McKatana who dives underneath it, and it goes crashing into a toilet, creating an explosion of blood and porcelain. McKatana ends his dive right at Rez's feet, [8+2+2 vs. 4+2-1] and quickly gets on his knees to deliver an agile diagonal Katana slash that starts at Rez's left kidney and goes up through his right shoulder. This single cut splits Rez into two parts which collapse on top of each other, and he lets out one breath that is disturbingly not of fear or pain or even calm, but joy.
McKatana has cut down Rez! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Weight Manipulation (Active): McKatana can manipulate the weight properties of any object he can touch. The more dramatic the weight change, the harder this ability is to use. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weight_Manipulation)

Kyoko takes a moment to eat some Pocky.

The Road Warrior fires a flare into the sky to signify another Brother committed to the cause and the victorious screams and engine-roaring of the Brothers-From-Beyond answer him back, whether they be coming from the Great Roadway in the Sky or simply the nearby freeway. "Brothers! Ride with me eternal, shining and chrome!" The three of them ride straight into Toyworld, smashing open the entry door nearly taking it off its hinges as they enter the partially-destroyed part of the mall where the sprinklers shower them from above. [Driving: 5+1] The floors, slick with sprinkler fluid, make it difficult to find traction but The Road Warrior and his accompaniment face no major problems until they see a skeleton flinging a girl into the ceiling. Not usually one to play the knight in shining armor, The Road Warrior yells "VALHALLAAAAAA!" sending his screaming brothers and him into a frenzy as they turn the corner with their guns out, just in time to see Kyoko leap from the ceiling to punch Sans into dust. The three of them stop, silent except for the sputtering of their engines. The Brother at Arms comments, "That lass is pretty good."

Johnny launches into soliloquy while scanning the area for Kars' hiding spot, "You're pretty pathetic, Pillarman. Thinking you could hide from my Stand. As for your question! My technique is called Sleepy Haze Ripple. It gives the appearence of everything slowing down around me, but in truth! My own movements have been sped up! I'm not slowing down your light, but avoiding it all together!" [10 vs. 7] Johnny sees a glimmer of movements coming from one of the coat displays and sends Dog Days to attack it from behind. [6+2 vs. 7+2] Kars leaps out from the coat pile as Dog Days begins to strike with lightning fast punches, while the Pillarman responds with lightning fast dodging. [2+2 vs. 2+2] He swings a quick light blade at Dog Days but the poochy stand backflips out of the way and onto the head of a mannequin. While Kars is focused on Days, Johnny charges him and throws his fists like bullets from a machine gun, "TORIYA TORIYA TORIYA!!!" [5+2+2 vs. 7+2] Kars is able to block some of the punches, but the Sleepy Haze Ripple slows him down to a point where he can not block a straight jab to the chin which sends him flying back into the same pile of coats he was hiding in, knocking them all over.

While Kyoko is eating Pocky above a pile of Sans while the Brothers show her silent admiration, the AL-2048 is busy giving the Stormtroopers directives to line up on the battlements at the top of the giant plastic castle. Their leader gives them a hand sign and the squadron resumes firing upon the magical girl. [3 vs. 4+1] Kyoko nearly drops her Pocky but catches it as a flurry of laser blasts hits the area around her, and near where the bikers are idling as well. Kyoko leaps on top of the aisle and begins jumping from aisle-top to aisle-top running towards the castle under the light show created by the blasters. [10+1 vs 9] When she nears the castle, there is simply too much firepower for her to continue on and she takes shelter in a RV aisle. She grabs one of the remote controlled vehicles and scales the aisle, running for the castle once again while under fire. She throws the toy car at the castle with such force that it hits the wounded Stormtroopers helmet with enough force to crack it and sends him unconscious and tumbling over the battlements to the ground below, a fatal ten foot drop. With their numbers reduced to a third and Kyoko getting closer and closer, the Stormtroopers resort to using their Thermal Charges like hand grenades. [6 vs. 8+1] Kyoko fearlessly charges the castle even with now large explosions decimating the area around her and leaps from the last aisle nearest to the castle battlements, a twenty foot jump, and she lands it effortlessly. [7+1 vs. 2] AL-2048 helplessly watches from the Throne Room of the castle as the rest of his men are battered and tossed aside like ragdolls in the presence of an angry toddler, her moves superior to trained blaster fire, her punches and kicks rendering Stromtrooper armor as effective as Styrofoam. Could she be a new breed of Jedi, one that doesn't wield a lightsaber yet is just as dangerous? When the last Stormtrooper is punted off the battlements, Kyoko turns her head and stares down at the Stromtrooper commander through a plastic window.

McKatana wonders if he could wield 9 Katanas at the same time.

Dundee, without saying a word this time, just motions to the camera to follow him as he sneaks up behind Johnny Jokotaru and his stand. [7 vs. 4+3+2] Dundee wraps his arm around the back of Johnny's neck but the Joestar simply seems to phase, or melt, out of his grip. [9+2+2 vs. 7] Johnny's feelings towards Dundee turn from amusement to irritation, leading him to immediately start punching the shit of out of the show host. "TORIYA TORIYA TORIYA!!!" Cthulu Dundee is caught off guard as dozens of punches rock his body, all of it caught on tape, and it doesn't stop there. [5+2+2 vs. 6] After many more punches are landed, a strong hook sends Dundee into the air, "DEATH! SPIRAL! UPPERCUT!!!" [4+2+2 vs. 1] As Dundee falls back towards the ground, he never makes it as Johnny leaps up and hits him in the jaw with a uppercut so powerful it pierces the sound barrier. The impact sends Dundee upwards through the roof and sailing through the sky, disappearing with a single shine in the daytime sky.
The Camera Crew stops recording their footage and decides they have enough to air the next episode.
Johnny got pissed at Cthulu Dundee! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Attack Movement Manipulation (Active): If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Movement_Manipulation)

The Evul Mage attempts to rouse himself from a state of unconsciousness. [Constitution: 8] He does so successfully, and flies towards the Castle on his Deadly Invisible Solar-Powered Broomstick. As he near her, he shoots out Dark Explosions at the battlements, while screaming nonsense about lasers. [7 vs. 6+1] [10 vs. 4+1] The Magic Staff of Darkness sends two orbs of Dark Evil Explosioness at the Battlements, which then explode on contact, the first explosion merely destroys the part of the front gate and wall, but the second takes out a chunk of battlemenet and Kyoko goes flying, slamming into one of the towers in the corner of the castle and sliding part of the way down its sloped surface; Kyoko's right leg takes the brunt of the damage, now bearing some nasty looking burn marks. The Evul Mage laughs evilly as his staff sends out two more orbs at Kyoko's position as she lay on the top of the tower, [8 vs. 10-2+1] [4 vs. 7+2] but she immediately springs back into action as she leaps off the tower right before a dark orb obliterates it, and the second orb flies into the side of the castle, damaging its wall. Kyoko attempts to ignore the pain, [Willpower: 1+3] but her right leg is searing. She leaps at the mage [7+1-2 vs. 1] and despite the damage he's done to her, she lands a flying uppercut right under his chin and the mage falls into a boucy house, his jaw almost totally coming off of his face.

Coldsteel stares down the Viking at Stamford Bridge, grinning arrogantly despite the fact that the Norse badass had already scored a hit on him, after all, he liked hurtin' people, even if those people were himself. "heh... a viking... your not gonna be the king of ANYTHING when im threw with u..." A black glowing spear made of vaguely defined magical chaos energy manifests in Coldsteel's hand and he throws it at the Viking like a Javelin, [9+3 vs. 8-2] which sails into the Viking's right shoulder and impales deeply into the bone and muscle, blood splattering behind the warrior while the spear disappears but the wound remains. Coldsteel likes hurtin' vikings, and so he follows up his chaos attack by running up and jabbing at the Viking with a punch way cooler and stronger than Knuckles could ever do, [5+3 vs. 3-2] and with a single punch shatters the Viking's entire ribcage. The Viking drops his Axe and gaps for air, backing away and going down to his knees, even a historical legend who had fought off dozens of Englishmen singlehandedly could not stop the wrath of a shitty Sonic OC. [Willpower: 9] Despite being hurt in ways that would have sent a normal human into unconscious shock or even death, the Viking refused to let the hedgehog do him in so easily. He rises back to his feet and roars mightly like a wounded creature that would rather die on its feet than cowering.

Kars gets up from the coat pile staggered, trying to reflect upon Johnny's last moves that somehow breached his defenses, and watches him pummel the literal life out of Cthulu Dundee with an admittedly impressive series of punches. "What is this? Some sort of Ripple technique? It is 「Useless」. 「Useless, Useless, Useless」!!! you cannot slow down the fastest thing in the universe: Light!" Just as Johnny uppercutted Dundee into kingdom come, Kars launched at the Stand user from behind wielding both of his Light Blades, "Ultimate Light Blade Surprise Attack !!!"    [5+2 vs. 7+2+2] Johnny's ripple slows down time enough that he can sense the attack coming and jumps out of the way as Kars inadvertently cuts a member of Cthulu Dundee's camera team into pieces. [2+2+2 vs. 6+2] Johnny rushes Kars with a punch but the Pillarman kicks him away, out of punching range.
Kars' ribs completely heal.

The Huntress is altered to sudden movement as the Peacekeeper enters her vicinity. While the Huntress gets into a fighting stance, ready to use sword or blade, the Peacekeeper lowers their rifle. "Relax, I'm not going to hurt you."

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Skullduggery Pleasant returns with a new and improved gun, pulling his Bentley up to the entrance of Ditches & Hoes.

In Toyworld, a statue of Segata Sanshiro comes to life in the Sega Saturn Aisle. (The mall is so comprehensive that yes, it still sells Sega Saturns.)

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Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 03:30:33 am

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.
6. Electricity Manipulation (Passive): +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal.
7. Weight Manipulation (Active): McKatana can manipulate the weight properties of any object he can touch. The more dramatic the weight change, the harder this ability is to use.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +1 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

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Status: Right Forearm Slashed [Bleeding, -1 to this limb]
Kills: 2
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.
6. Sentient Weapon (Passive): Light Blades become sentient.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

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Status: Jaw Bruised
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.
6. Cutting Field Projection (Active): Kyoko can launch an invisible Field of Extreme Sharpness approximately 5x5 meters in size in any direction. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.

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Status: Right Leg Burned [-2 to this limb]
Kills: 1
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Modular Spear [Dropped], Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

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Status: Right Arm Burnt [Superficial Damage], Skull Bruised, Jaw Broken [-2 to all Rolls this turn]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

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Status: Left Elbow Injured [-1 to Actions using Left Arm], Jaw Shattered/Ribcage Shattered, [-3 to all Rolls next turn, Must Roll for Constitution to stay Conscious], Punctured Organs [Internal Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, Can of Beard Oil (6 Charges Left), Strange Sunglasses

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

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Status: Normal [1/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 8-10 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls for 2 Turns. 4 Turn cooldown.
6. Attack Movement Manipulation[Active]: If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

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Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: The Road Warrior (IamanElfCollaborator) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.
4. Pleasant Brother: Banter - With a two turn cool down, Pleasant Brother may cause his opponents to become furious, increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Parking Lot outside of Toyland
Inventory: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine, Brother-At-Arms, Brother Pleasant

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 3: The Great Stalemate
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 03:31:05 am

Spoiler: The Peacekeepers (click to show/hide)

Name: Peacekeeper of Platoon HFDR-98 (Just "Peacekeeper" for short)
Gender: Varies.
Age: 22-54
Appearance: A group of typical Peacekeeper units. (http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/297a9c550c30258db968d9a944e4f749-650-80.jpg) Wait, Halo? What's a Halo?
Backstory: The Peacekeepers are the official police and armed forces of the NFL in the NFL-verse featured in Trespassers of the Universe. They patrol major cities to promote stability and peace while at the same time doing their best to keep criminals and revolutionaries from the Favelas out of the walls of the major football city-states. They have years of training and are equipped with cutting edge technology.

Abilities:
1. Peacekeeper Training (Passive) - The Peacekeeper has trained for years in the art of combat. +2 Firearms, +1 Melee Combat, +1 Explosives.
2. Shields Up (Passive) - The armor of a Peacekeeper comes with a force-shield that absorbs a significant amount of damage and self-restores over time. If an attack overcomes the shields or penetrates the armor, it directly damages the Peacekeeper, who can not be directly healed while they are in their suit.
3. ElectroShock (Active) - When the Peacekeeper is in direct contact with someone, their suit can administer an electric shock that can cause their target to be penalized during their next turn, can cause them to lose an Action, or even knock them unconscious with a particularly powerful jolt. This ability can not kill a character.
4. Hyper Evasion (Active) - The Peacekeeper activates a system in their armor which pumps them full of drugs which heighten awareness and reflexes, giving them a +5 to all defensive rolls for one turn. The Peacekeeper can not counter-attack while Hyper Evasion is activated. Hyper Evasion takes up 2 Actions. The turn after using Hyper Evasion, the Peacekeeper is tired and gets a -1 to all physical rolls. 2-Turn Cooldown.
5. Team Strategy - Formidable on their own, Peacekeepers really thrive when working together with each other or other allies. For each Ally a Peacekeeper has in a fight, they receive +1 to attacking rolls.

Equipment:
1. X43-N Laser Rifle - The standard assault rifle of the Peacekeepers. Holds a 30 round clip and is meant to penetrate conventional armor. It is intentionally bulky and tough so that it can be improvised as a melee weapon.
2. Peacekeeper Armor - Top of the line armor heavy enough to resist all kinds of trauma, though a well-trained and powerful Peacekeeper can wear it. Comes equipped with a force-shield and keeps track of the Peacekeeper's vitals.
3. Fragmentation Grenades - Old fashioned but still effective. Throw at a group of enemies and a burst of metal fragments sprays all over the place to impale multiple targets. The Peacekeeper comes into battle armed with 4 Frag Grenades.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Food Court/Theater Area
Inventory: X43-N Laser Rifle, Peacekeeper Armor, 4 Fragmentation Grenades

Spoiler: The Huntress (Twinwolf) (click to show/hide)

Name: Huntress

Gender: Female

Age: She can’t remember. She also may or may not have unknowingly become a vampire. Or a werewolf. It’s unclear with Hunters.

Appearance: Picture (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/940/318/bf4.jpg)

Backstory: A Hunter of beasts in Yharnam, the city of blood. She can’t remember her past before this; there is little but the Hunt and the Dream (capitalization intentional). All she knows is she was sick, and sought the panacea known as Paleblood. Somehow she ended up a Hunter.

Yharnamites covet blood above all else. It’s taken the place of alcohol, a not small amount of food and drink, and any sort of medicine. This Huntress doesn’t care for it besides the healing properties of the blood vials. Which given her line of work, are consumed like candy.

Abilities:

1. Blood Vial (Active): The Huntress heals themself using a Blood Vial. It heals more if she has taken damage the previous turn.

2. Dodge (Active): The Hunters of Yharnam are light on their feet, used to monsters that can end them should they stop moving for even a moment. The action adds +3 to the dodge roll against an attack. The second time it is used in a turn, it only confers +1 dodge.

3. Shoot (Active): The Huntress fires her pistol at the enemy. If she hits them and they are attacking, they are stunned.

4. Visceral Attack (Active): The enemy being stunned, the Huntress takes her opportunity. When an enemy has been stunned, either by the Shoot action or another source, this attack is an automatic hit and high damage.

5. Charged Attack (Active): A charged attack that takes 2 actions. If it hits it does high damage.

Equipment:
1. Hunter’s Garb: A tough leather set that is easy to move in. Provides a +2 to Dodge rolls.

2. Ludwig’s Holy Blade: A simple blade that doubles as the hilt for the ludicrously large blade on the Huntress’ back. In normal form, the weapon adds +2 to attack rolls using it. In large form, it takes 2 actions to use and removes access to the Shoot action, but adds 4 to attack rolls.

3. Pistol: A simple pistol that doesn’t pack much punch. Lowers the defense roll of an enemy shot with it by 2 for one turn.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Outisde Adventureville
Inventory: Hunter's Garb, Ludwig's Holy Blade, Pistol

Spoiler: Coldsteel the Hedgehog (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog with earrings and a torn ear and he's super cool
Backstory: bio: coldsteel was born with a special power. he was stronger than all his classmates in the sonic fighting academy. he served in the sonic military fighting shadow and in the final battel against shadow they were fighting and shadow turned him to the darkness and coldseel turned against sonic and killed him. he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt have a part of his ear. he doesnt want the wish but he joined the arena anyway to kill people.
likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple
dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson, short nails, khaoskid663, sunshine, life, my dad, football

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to the CHAOS ZONE, or whatever it's called. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3  (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
4. (Passive) likes: hurtin people: If Coldsteel inflicts damage on anyone (including himself), he gains a +2 bonus to all rolls the following turn.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)


Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. Coldsteel stole it from Shadow's corpse after he killed him, or something.
2. earrings: they grant a +3 bonus to Chaos Control because they're magic and COOL (they aren't girly, SHUT UP khaoskid663)
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a way to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 malus to all rolls until they smash the source.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and form energy attacks.

---

Status: One Spike Cut Off [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, earrings, Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography

Spoiler: The Viking at Stamford Bridge (Playergamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Viking at Stamford Bridge
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A viking berserker, six and a half feet tall. He is wearing animal furs over his chainmail armor, and his only visible feature is his bright, blue eyes.
Backstory: Good start. (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stamfordbridge.html)

Abilities:
1. Berserker Rage (Active): The Viking lets loose his inner berserker, going completely insane for a round. His actions are completely uncontrollable, and he will mercilessly attack a random, nearby person, friend or foe. The Viking has a +3 to attack rolls while berserk, but -2 to defense rolls, and will shrug off any damage short of complete limb loss. Three round cool down. [Cooling: 3 Turns]
2. Barbaric Cry: (Active) After making a kill, the Viking screams a prayer to Vingtor and Woden. The berserker is distracted for the rest of the round, with a -2 to all rolls. For the two following rounds, he receives a +1 to all rolls.
3. Know No Pain: (Active) For one round, all penalties from injuries (short of severed limbs) are ignored. Two round cool down.
4. Skullsplitter: (Passive) The berserker's giant Dane axe cleaves through steel and bone alike. It negates up to a +2 bonus from enemy armor, but he has a permanent -1 to defense rolls, due to its unwieldiness.
5: Symbel: (Passive) Every man must participate in the Great Boast. The greater the odds, the better the glory! +1 to all rolls for every unique enemy (over two) that has attacked the Viking in the last two rounds.

Equipment:
1. Dane Axe: This axe is the size of an adult man, with a large, steel head that can cleave through bone and steel alike. Don't get in his way.
2. Chainmail Armor: A set of handcrafted, Norwegian chainmail that has seen more combat than many armies. It can stop most melee weapons, but it has no effect against bullets. Topped with a spectacle-guard helmet that hides everything but his eyes. +3 to damage resist against blades, -1 to dodge.
3. Animal Furs: A mostly ceremonial set of bearskin, draped over his shoulders. He killed it himself.

---

Status: Right Shoulder Pierced [-2 Right Arm], Ribcage Shattered [-2 Physical]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniels
Inventory: Dane Axe [Dropped], Chainmail Armor, Animal Furs

Spoiler: Aeyza (The Moonlit Shadow) (click to show/hide)

Name: Aeyza
Gender: Male
Age: Not mortal 20's
Appearance: 5'11" human. Blonde hair, ~short. Fair skin, brown eyes. Wears a dark blue shirt, black pants striped with dark blue, and blue and gray jacket with hood.
Backstory: A guy who will become not-a-guy (immortal, you idiot, not girl)

Abilities:
1. Aperture Science Tester (Passive) - Is able to solve problems while flying through the air at high speeds (i.e., no penalties when grappling or otherwise moving at high speeds.)
2. Unload (Active - 1 turn CD) - Can use a single action three times without any penalties, uses up two turns, however.
3. Railbolts (Passive) - Never run out of ammo for the railcannon. Might want to call them un-rail bolts.
4. War Veteran (Passive) - Being a veteran of war, Aeyza gets +1 to cover and +1 to aim.
5. Brace (Active - 3 turn CD) - On the next turn, Aeyza suffers no recoil.

Equipment:
1. Railcannon - A heavy autocannon that actually uses coils. Powerful enough to smash through armor like a shell through glass. It's usually mounted on vehicles, so while the first shot is accurate, each successive shot is usually not. It has a lot of recoil and bracing with both feet is usually required to not lose the user's balance. Brace with legs and an arm to maybe get two shots at full accuracy and not be pushed back much. Is attached to top of right arm. +4 to attack rolls, -1 to mobility if shot once, -2 if shot twice, cannot move if shot three or more times. Ways to brace lower penalty. Incurs accuracy penalties when fired multiple times.
2. Magnasabers - A pair of medium weight metal blades. Both sides are sharpened. Swinging one of them activates a mechanism that accelerates the blade to incredibly fast speeds, and with this force the blade is practically unparriable and can slice through the thickest metal if it has enough time to accelerate. Hard to dodge, and has to be predicted by the user's movements and the brief flicker before the blade is too quick. Follow through is quite tough, however. Two blades let the wielder get two good swings through, after that they're probably dead. +3 to attack roll, (when used) -2 to dodge, -2 parry.
3. Power armor with grapple attachment - Powered plate armor. A grapple is mounted on the left arm, with two modes: magnetic and adhesive. Improves user's strength as well as giving protection, and also adds weight. Has space for 2 carried medium weapons or 1 heavy weapon on back; 1 medium carried weapon or 2 small carried weapons on outside legplates, for each leg; and 1 medium or heavy weapon on right arm. +1 stability, +1 to defensive rolls, +1 strength (in all it's forms, including mobility), allows grappling: can shoot a grapple that attaches to a relatively smooth surface and pulls in the suit - pulling can be controlled but some circumstances will cause the grapple to detach and come back if there is too much stress on the rope.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Beat Your Treat
Inventory: Railcannon, Magnasabers, Power Armor w/ Grapple Attachment

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (Midnight Jaguar) (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver. Gives him +2 When using it.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car
3. Lord Viles armor.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Outside of Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Revolver, 1960 Bentley, Lord Viles Armor

Spoiler: Segata Sanshiro (Failbird105) (click to show/hide)

Name: Segata Sanshiro
Gender: Male
Age: Coalesced into existence on November 22 1994, then proceeded to live until Earth became Mobius, where he dueled Sonic the Hedgehog himself
Appearance:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l4hmb81X1qg6ae4o1_500.jpg)
Backstory: Segata Sanshiros entire life is Sega

Abilities:
1. Segata throw(active): Segata judo throws the target, who then explodes... twice, it's surprisingly less lethal than it seems.
2. Segata blitz(active): Segata performs a super fast flurry of punches at the target
3. Segata clone(active): Segata creates many clones of himself with varying sizes, these clones lack his abilities and physical capabilities, being only equal to a real world martial artist scaled to their size
4. SEGATA SANSHIRO(active): Segata's theme song plays from absolutely nowhere for two turns, this gives Segata Sanshiro a +2 to all combat rolls, a +1 to all other rolls, and a +3 to Segata throw, this has a two turn cooldown.
5. The power of Sega Saturn(passive): Segata Sanshiro is very superhuman, to the point where he can hold back an in flight ICBM while standing on a glass window, however he does have weaknesses, his TRUE power(like around the level of what I just described) only can be unlocked when defending something Sega related, the more related it is, the more powerful he is while defending it. His abilities are also ineffective against the undead.

Equipment:
1. Training equipment: Segata Sanshiro carries around a giant Sega Saturn and controller on his back, they are extremely durable as they can take a barrage of his own punches unharmed.
2. Disguise kit: Segata Sanshiro uses this to make extremely realistic disguises.(takes a turn to do)
3. Great hair: Segata's hair is so mighty, that anyone who sees for the first time it must succeed in a willpower roll or be stunned.

---

Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Training Equipment, Disguise Kit, Great Hair

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: spümpkin on June 21, 2016, 03:36:56 am

I'd like to respawn as Sans again, please :P. Sans is too great to not play as.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 21, 2016, 03:42:14 am

Finally, the last of these dishonourable fools had met their end. And...

Hm. How curious. Two new powers?
"...interesting."

Katana uses his Electricity Manipulation to drain the nearest electrical devices to heal twice.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 21, 2016, 03:45:22 am

No two ways about it.

Nobody steals our kills.
"Oi! Eat lead, you bloody bogan!"

---

Actions:
TRW: Banter at Kyoko, Shoot Kyoko x3
Brother [Biker]: Shoot Kyoko
Brother [Pleasant]: Shoot Kyoko

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Sl4cker on June 21, 2016, 03:51:49 am

"For fuck's sake, JOJO!!"
BRIGHT BLADE
SHINING SABERS

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: piratejoe on June 21, 2016, 04:06:44 am

"Dammit why is everyone going after me!" Kyoko shouts as she tries to get her spear and activates her new power

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 04:07:38 am

Quote from: piratejoe on June 21, 2016, 04:06:44 am

"Dammit why is everyone going after me! Kyoko shouts as she try's to get her spear and activates her new power

Targeting?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: piratejoe on June 21, 2016, 04:08:55 am

Quote from: TCM on June 21, 2016, 04:07:38 am

Quote from: piratejoe on June 21, 2016, 04:06:44 am

"Dammit why is everyone going after me! Kyoko shouts as she try's to get her spear and activates her new power

Targeting?

First person who tries to attack her and comes near, so probably the last storm trooper.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Failbird105 on June 21, 2016, 05:38:57 am

Segata simply looks around in appreciation that this mall not only still sells Sega Saturns, but has an entire AISLE dedicated to them
Segata picks up a Sega Saturn, then heads off to find somebody who is not playing one

Spoiler: actions (click to show/hide)

1) Pick up a Sega Saturn
2) search for other players

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Sanure on June 21, 2016, 07:13:15 am

"What's wrong, Kars? Having a hard time hitting me? Of course you are, you're too slow!" Johnny has dog days hit kars from behind again. Then, Johnny hits Kars with another volley of Toriya Toriya Toriya!!!


Dog Days attacks Kars from behind.
Johnny Uses Toriya Toriya Toriya!!! Again.
If attacked outside of his range, Johhny uses Attack Movement Manipulation to redirect the attack to Kars.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 21, 2016, 08:01:03 am

drive my Bentley into ditches and hoes aiming at crusty Pete and fire my revolver at mc katana

hmm, could've sworn I'd died. Damn faceless ones and their tricks.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: piratejoe on June 21, 2016, 08:27:04 am

Quote from: MidnightJaguar on June 21, 2016, 08:01:03 am

run into ditches and hoes and fire my revolver at anyone I see

hmm, could've sworn I'd died. Damn faceless ones and their tricks.

((I'm not really sure where anyone else is. Is anyone in ditches and hoes right now?))

(Crusty peat and katana mc katana are there other then you.)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 21, 2016, 08:49:32 am

Ah, missed that. Thanks.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 21, 2016, 09:00:40 am

"ha ha who is king know"

Coldsteel uses telekinesis to

• Fling the viking into a wall, and
• Press his severed ear to the appropriate location.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Playergamer on June 21, 2016, 09:50:33 am

The Viking would stagger to his feet, glaring at the ridiculous combat porcupine. He would mutter something under his bresth, before suddenly lunging at the hedgehog with complete disregard for his broken ribs.

Know No Pain. Kill that ridiculous expy.

((Yep, this is the problem with this build.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: UristmcLibash on June 21, 2016, 11:54:27 am

Oi, i have access to my computer for once so i can make a sheet for this shit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Ungrim Ironfist the Slayer King.
Gender: Male
Age: I don't actually know.
Appearance: This glorious dwarf. (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammerfb/images/7/79/The_Slayer_King.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20140801154253)
Backstory: Read warhammer ya lazy git

Abilities:
1. Dwarven (Passive): Ungrim is a dwarf, he is stronger and more resistant to pain then most other species adding 2+ to strength rolls as well as reducing the penalty of injury, however as a dwarf he is less agile and suffers -2 to anything involving running or agility.
2. Slayer King (Passive): Ungrim Ironfist is a slayer king, his only wish is to die in battle and fulfill his slayer oath giving a bonus +1 to attack rolls and a 1+ to will rolls.
3. Monster Slayer (Passive): Ungrim being a slayer is better at killing beasts and monsters giving a +1 to all rolls against them
4. Over Head Slash: Ungrim raises the Axe of Dargo high above his head and brings it down on his foe shaking the ground should it hit the floor, deals massive damage should it hit however, that's if it hits. On a 5 or lower it misses on 6-8 it hits as long as the enemy rolls lower, on 9 it deals very bad damage or does a glancing blow should the enemy roll higher and on a 10 roll constitution or if the enemy somehow rolls higher they get a normal hit.. 2 turn cool down.
5. Who needs magic?(Passive): When Ungrim gets a kill he doesn't get any powers, instead he gains dwarven soldiers, be they a single gyrocopter pilot or a army of dwarven miner militia.

Equipment:
1. Axe of Dargo
2. Dwarven armor
3. Horned crown helm

I can tell i might need to nerf skill 4

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Twinwolf on June 21, 2016, 12:10:00 pm

The Huntress does not drop their guard in the slightest, but does not attack just yet.

"...Is that so?"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 12:15:31 pm

"Look, I'm not here to win, just to keep the peace, make sure this thing doesn't get out of hand."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Twinwolf on June 21, 2016, 01:28:49 pm

The Huntress considers this for a moment. On one hand, he could be lying. On the other, in the past anything that could talk and didn't immediately attack usually didn't unless attacked.

Still with her guard up, although not pointing a sword at the Peacekeeper anymore, the Huntress responds. "...Alright then. I'll believe you for now."

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 21, 2016, 01:32:39 pm

((inb4 peacekeeper is actually patches))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Twinwolf on June 21, 2016, 01:34:20 pm

((Nah, Bloodborne!Patches is a spider-person. Like it's Patches' head, on a spider body.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 21, 2016, 01:47:30 pm

((im aware

im more talking about the 'oh no im not going to hurt you' *pushes down pit* thing :p))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 21, 2016, 02:37:48 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 17, 2016, 11:57:00 am

I'll put [Coil] in for now. Adjustments might come mid-game.

Didn't find Coil in the latest turn.
Hm.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 05:05:34 pm

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on June 21, 2016, 02:37:48 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 17, 2016, 11:57:00 am

I'll put [Coil] in for now. Adjustments might come mid-game.

Didn't find Coil in the latest turn.
Hm.

I think there should be a one-turn waiting period so that the game doesn't completely overflow, so he'll be in as soon as next turn is up.

Does anyone have a strong objection to this?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Failbird105 on June 21, 2016, 07:44:45 pm

I don't, also I updated two of Segatas abilities, one is just for clarification of how it works(his passive), the other doesn't actually affect the game in any way.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Kashyyk on June 21, 2016, 08:16:15 pm

AL-2048, only mildly concerned by the utter destruction of his squad, continues firing on Kyoko whilst priming another thermal detonator and holding onto it, dead man's trigger style. If this jedi wants to kill him, she'll have to face a high yield explosive.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 21, 2016, 08:19:29 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 21, 2016, 05:05:34 pm

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on June 21, 2016, 02:37:48 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 17, 2016, 11:57:00 am

I'll put [Coil] in for now. Adjustments might come mid-game.

Didn't find Coil in the latest turn.
Hm.

I think there should be a one-turn waiting period so that the game doesn't completely overflow, so he'll be in as soon as next turn is up.

Makes sense.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 21, 2016, 10:11:13 pm

DARK EXPLOSION EVERYBODY UNTIL I RUN OUT OF DARKNESS.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: spümpkin on June 21, 2016, 10:24:39 pm

Quote from: DigitalDemon on June 21, 2016, 03:36:56 am

I'd like to respawn as Sans again, please :P. Sans is too great to not play as.

((Sorry if I-m being annpying, just wanted to make sure I got everything right))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 21, 2016, 10:56:04 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on June 21, 2016, 07:44:45 pm

I don't, also I updated two of Segatas abilities, one is just for clarification of how it works(his passive), the other doesn't actually affect the game in any way.

Thank you.

Quote from: DigitalDemon on June 21, 2016, 10:24:39 pm

Quote from: DigitalDemon on June 21, 2016, 03:36:56 am

I'd like to respawn as Sans again, please :P. Sans is too great to not play as.

((Sorry if I-m being annpying, just wanted to make sure I got everything right))

I saw, Sans will be back next turn, you are not being annoying in any way.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: UristmcLibash on June 23, 2016, 07:02:00 pm

Bloody hell this is taking some time.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 23, 2016, 07:53:59 pm

Default updating schedule is about one turn per two days.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: UristmcLibash on June 24, 2016, 05:23:59 am

Quote from: TCM on June 23, 2016, 07:53:59 pm

Default updating schedule is about one turn per two days.

damn, i didn't see that. though it has been three days. ether way, im just impatient.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: Person on June 24, 2016, 05:51:19 pm

Just found out this existed. Posting to watch this glorious trainwreck. You really do make the best games.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 24, 2016, 10:14:57 pm

There's been delays so this turn will have to be up tommorow. I'll make up for it by making the next turn as hype as fucking possible.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 27, 2016, 02:24:33 am

Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"Out of all GM'ing principles, maintaining a schedule the most important by far." - TCM

The Evul Mage lays on the bouncy house for a second, his body limply rolling on the bouncy material until he is able to stand back on his feet, standing slack-jawed but holding his staff high and sending magical blasts out in every direction, taking out chunks of wall and metal aisle around him. [3-2 vs. 8+2] [6-2 vs. 1+2] Two orbs of magic fly towards the general direction of The Road Warrior and his Brothers. The three of them are able to drive and maneuver around the first explosion but the second is too close and takes out the top layer of clothing on The Road Warrior and burning the outer layer of skin on his chest but failing to do more serious damage. He retaliates with a quick burst of shots from Brother Koch, [7+2+1 vs. 6-2] one of which finds the mage's right leg. But he's not done! He casts more Dark Explosions, this time at Segata Sanshiro! [Willpower: 2] However, upon seeing Segata Sanshiro's hair, the Evul Mage puts down his wand and is able to do nothing but stare at the magnificent -doo, stunning him!

Aeyza runs the wall and comes around to the side of the giant plastic castle away from its inhabitants as well as other people trying to get inside. No one is currently engaging him, but that could change any moment. He looks for an entrance out of Toyworld and spots one in the distance that looks like it leads deeper into the mall. Preparing for combat, he takes out his mighty Railcannon and Braces himself.

McKatana, looks at his hands crackling with electrical energy, commenting on his new power, "...interesting." He looks around for an electrical device that he could use his powers upon, [4] and the best he can find in his immediate area are some of the florescent light structures above that are illuminating the area. McKatana raises his hand up and the electricity from the lights flies into his hand with an almost magnetic attraction. There is enough energy in these lights to heal McKatana's single arm wound, and he notices that after he has drained the lights they remain permanently powered down, as if he had destroyed them as well.

Segata Sanshiro stands in the Sega Saturn aisle with his hands on his hips, basking in the glory that this mall would still dedicate an entire section to a beloved relic. He picks up a single Sega Saturn console system in his hands and walks out of the aisle looking for anyone who isn't playing. The Evul Mage, who would have fired an arcane explosion at Sanshiro, is taken aback by his magnificent hairstyle. Segata sees that this Mage is not playing the Sega Saturn, nor has any inclination to do so in the future. Neither does that schoolgirl on top of the castle, or the spacemen within its walls, or that strange looking man attached to the wall holding a massive gun, not a single one is playing the Sega Saturn. This displeases Segata.

The Viking at Stamford Bridge, despite having been smashed apart by Coldsteel the Hedgehog, is not one to let something like pain or injury stop him from finishing a fight. For this round, the Viking Knows No Pain and completely shrugs off the damage done to his ribcage allowing him the will to lunge at Coldsteel, [9 vs. 8+2] who ducks out of the way and [3+3+2 vs. 9] and punches the Viking in the jaw harder than even Knuckles could punch without chuckling. The Viking, despite getting a hard right to the jawline, stumbles to the side a little but gets right back into a fighting stance with no visible damage having been done to him.

After Blasting the Evul Mage, The Road Warrior turns his sub-machine gun on Kyoko. "Oi! Eat lead, you bloody bogan! That kill was ours!" The Road Warrior signals Pleasant Brother to activate Banter on Kyoko, filling her with an urgent sense of fury. [10+2+1 vs. 4-2] This causes her to charge directly at The Road Warrior with no fancy or elusive movements and right into the line of fire where he wanted her. Before Kyoko can thrust her Modular Spear at him, she takes a single bullet to the Soul Gem which shatters, sending her body falling to the ground face-first, her spear rolling away from her loosened grip.
Meanwhile, a motorcycle bursts through one of the nearby walls carrying a very punk styled Kyoko.
The Road Warrior baited Kyoko! [+1 Kill]
+Ally: Magical Girl Brother

Kars appears to be frustrated with the pace of the fighting he is having with Johnny Jokotaru, "For fuck's sake, JOJO!!" He activates Bright Blade, [7 vs. 2] which sends out a bright flash powerful enough to temporarily blind both Dog Days and Johnny! Going for this opportunity, Kars jumps back and attacks with Shining Sabers, sending waves and gashes of light through the air to strike at Johnny who stumbles around. [3+2 vs. 7+2+2-3] Despite being blind, Johnny somehow manages to weaves to and fro around each of the Shining Sabers! Just before Kars can curse Johnny out again, the Joestar gets up in his face. [10+2+2-3 vs. 9+2-2] and punches Kars in the jaw again, with the power of two eighteen wheel trucks colliding with the Pillarman at 200 MPH. Kars jaw breaks and he slams into the nearest wall.

Skullduggery briefly considers how he is still alive before driving his Bentley straight through the doors of Ditches and Hoes and down the path until he comes to a spot with a lot of dead people, except for one standing Samurai and a writhing dirty man on the floor. Aiming to get rid of both of them, Skullduggery leans out of his window and fires two shots with his revolver, [1+2 vs. 5+1] [6+2 vs. 4-2-3] McKatana reflects the bullet aimed towards him with his blade, however, the second shot catches Crusty Pete in the neck and quickly ends his turns of suffering.
Skullduggery finished off Crusty Pete! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Cyclone Spinning: While Flying, Skullduggery Pleasant can attack with a special Cyclone Spin which does heavy Physical damage. (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclone_Spinning)
McKatana charges at the Bentley and jumps upon it with his Katana, [1+2+2 vs. 10] but Skullduggery Pleasant quickly goes in reverse and backs up by several meters resulting in McKatana driving his Samurai down into the concrete and nothing else.

Coldsteel laughs in a manner that could be either sarcastic or genuine (which shows how little he cares about life and stupid feelings) as he envelops his physic energy around the Viking to hoist him into the air, "ha ha who is king know". [4+3 vs. 8] The Viking flies towards the wall and lands feet first, absorbing the impact in his soles and muscular legs, and with enough strength and willpower he actually breaks free of Coldsteel's hold and launches himself off the wall and back at him, [4 vs. 5] and performs a tackle-like attack that misses him by inches and sends the Viking crashing into a clothing rack. [6+3] While the Viking is reorienting himself and throwing clothes off of him, Coldsteel presses his severed spike back to his body and uses the power of Chaos Control to reattach it, yet expresses his surprise all the same, how culd a dum gaijin resist my ultra super powerful super sayan physic attack that doesnt even mak sense". The Viking, once he stands, falls to one knee and clutches at his torso; despite being a man of his stature, he was still a mortal man nonetheless he could not continue to ignore the great pain and injuries he faced.

AL-2048, the last man of his squad, prepares to unleash a volley of blaster fire on Kyoko and going so far as to trigger the explosives on him if she got too close as a last resort. Yet, this never comes, instead hears Kyoko being yelled at and turning her attention to a trio of bikers on the ground. She charges at them, and one of the Bikers kills her instantly with a shot to the chest. It was unnerving to AL-2048 to say the least, his entire squadron was wiped out by this girl and a single bullet from this biker was able to kill her in seconds? And just when he processed all of this, he sees what looks like a reclothed Kyoko smashing through a nearby wall and joining the other bikers, what the hell was going on?

Johnny continues to be in his fighting stance as Kars breaks himself free from the wall, stumbling forward, "What's wrong, Kars? Having a hard time hitting me? Of course you are, you're too slow!" Dog Days appears behind Kars like an instant flash of sunlight, [9+2 vs. 2+2-2-2] who begins pummeling with a series of blows across his backside, hitting him in the skull, the spine, the shoulderblades, and the kidneys all in rapid fire fashion like a barrage of machine gun bullets that each hit like a sack of bricks. This completely stuns Kars, giving Johnny the set up to rush him from the front and activate Toriya Toryia Toryia! [3+2+2 vs. 10+2-2-2] Despite appearing to be stunned, just before Johnny begins the attack, Kars swings his arm forward with a light blade slash, "You thought this was over?" [6+2-2 vs. 1+2+2] Kars slashes Johnny across the face and forces him to retreat rather than making a potentially fight-finishing technique. Kars grins as his jaw snaps back into place though his backside is still injured from Dog Days surprise attack, the wounds burning as if Kars had just been splashed by bucket of hot oil from behind.

The Peacekeeper holsters his rifle as he continues to speak to the Huntress, "How about we try working together? We both have our reasons for being here and having someone to watch your back is also a bonus, consider it a mutually beneficial partnership. So long as you wouldn't betray me, deal?" He tentatively holds out his open palm.

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Sans nonchalantly walks through the doors of C.J. Daniels.

Ungrim Ironfist crawls out from under the ground in Toyworld.

Coil waltzes into Ditches & Hoes with 2 heavily armed squadrons.

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Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 27, 2016, 02:25:45 am

Spoiler: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana (BlitzDungeoneer) (click to show/hide)

Name: Katana 'Spammer' McKatana
Gender: Who knows?
Age: 'tis a mystery.
Appearance: A tall... someone. It's really hard to tell with the round, blue, shiny mask that covers the entirety of their face, and what little might have clued somebody in on their actual identity is covered by a hood. Everything else is covered by a very baggy white robe, with some brown boots to top it all off. On their feet, obviously. Oh, and gloves. Can't forget the black gloves.
Backstory: Who knows? The origins of Katana McKatana are a mystery to everyone, even themselves. He just knows he hates the human worms that feast on glorious Nippon's carcass.

Abilities
1. Spammy Fucker(Passive): 50% chance of an extra attack being made on each turn against an enemy. Only applies if Katana McKatana has attacked this turn.
2. 150% Counter!(Passive): If Katana counter-attacks, increase the result of the dice roll by 2.
3. Slashy Slashy(Active): Katana slashes at their opponent with their glorious Nippon steel katana.
4. The Art of a Single Strike(Active): Katana sheathes their blade, charging up their ki chakras before speeding up to ridiculous speeds to strike their opponent with glorious Nippon steel. Cannot be defended against, always hits at the strength of a 3 vs. 1 hit. 2-turn cooldown.
5. Dancing McKatana(Passive): Katana McKatana utilises the glorious Nippon technique of old: getting the fuck out of the way while trying to look vaguely graceful. Increases defensive rolls by 2.
6. Electricity Manipulation (Passive): +2 Manipulating Electricity; Can Manipulate Electricity out of the air or from a nearby source for extra power. Can also drain electrical devices to heal.
7. Weight Manipulation (Active): McKatana can manipulate the weight properties of any object he can touch. The more dramatic the weight change, the harder this ability is to use.

Equipment
1. Nippon Steel Katana: A glorious blade, folded 2 gorillion times in the depths of Mt. Nipponkatana by the best of the best katana smiths. It slices through most materials like they aren't even there, for none can stand against the full might of 2 gorillion folds. +2 to attack rolls(The Art of a Single Strike does not get a bonus from this).
2. Katana-Infused Robes: While they do not look it, these white robes have been infused with the very essence of Nippon steel itself, granting them great durability. +1 to defensive rolls.
3. Mask of the Nameless Swordsman: An incredibly shine blue mask. Looking at it, it almost seems to stare into your soul, somehow. +2 to mental resistance rolls.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 2
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Nippon Steel Katana, Katana-Infused Roes [Damaged: Reduced to +1 Defense], Mask of the Nameless Swordsman

Spoiler: Kars, the Pillarman (Sl4cker) (click to show/hide)

[spoiler=avalon.mp3]Name: Kars, the Pillarman
Gender: More male than you will ever be
Age: >100,000 years
Appearance:
Normal Form (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/6/61/Kars_ASB.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/308?cb=20150712050157)
Ultimate Life Form (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/7/71/Kars_Ultimateform_jojoeoh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150326063316)
Backstory: Kars is a Pillarman, ancient beings of incredible power, living at the top of the food chain and eating ordinary humans like that piece of bacon you've had for breakfast (Note: Human bacon is quite a delicacy in Pillarman culture, Kars is rather fond of it himself). However, despite their extraordinary strength, intelligence and posing, the had one weakness: sunlight. A Pillar Man that spends more than five to ten seconds in sunlight burns up and dies. This, understandably, trimmed their population somewhat.

Kars, seeking to get rid of this weakness, created a powerful artifact; the Stone Mask, an artifact that, through acupuncture, could turn ordinary humans into powerful vampires, which 1) Actually GAVE them a weakness to sunlight and 2) Made them even more delicious when turned into bacon. Unfortunately, Kars forgot that Pillarman skulls are too hardcore to be punctured by rock, and all it did was allow him to do even weirder shit with his body than before, and also gave him this uncanny craving for bacon.

Despite result number 2, most of the Pillarmen started to want to execute him for being a potential mad scientist archetype. So, he and his best bud Esidisi grabbed two Pillarman children (Wham and Santana, they named them later and yes these are all music references) and fucking killed the rest of the race.

Kars realized that to make the Stone Mask viable, he needed a Perfect Red Stone of Aja, which were rare as shit. So he went into some random fucking hole in the ground somewhere in Italy with his mates (excluding Santana because he's bad at what he does) and slept for a while. A long, long while.

Abilities:
1. Pillarman (Passive): Kars is an Aztec God of Fitness. Well, not really, but you get the point. This gives him super intelligence, super senses, the ability to eat people just by touching them, and to make his body do really weird shit. In exchange, he can only survive in sunlight briefly before having to turn himself into stone, and is similarly weak to Ripple energy and other sun-based powers. He can resist Ripple a little bit, though.
2. Evolutionary Absorption: Kars secretes a digestive fluid, and absorbs any organic matter that comes in contact with it. Absorbs organic material and heals damage proportional to the gap in roll numbers if successful.
3. Light Mode: Bright Blade: We never said Kars "Creator of the Stone Mask" was very good at names. Uses his light blades to deflect light at the enemy intense enough to blind them.
4. Light Mode: Shining Sabers: Seriously? He just took the previous attack name and exchanged the words with their synonyms? Cuts the air so quickly it creates several white slashes which cut an opponent from afar.
5. Evolutionary Regeneration (Passive): Kars, being a Pillarman, regenerates quite a bit of damage every turn. This ability is negated when in contact with sunlight or other sun-based powers.
6. Sentient Weapon (Passive): Light Blades become sentient.

Equipment:
1. The Stone Mask and the Red Stone of Aja: Kars carries the Stone Mask into battle. The Red Stone is hidden somewhere in the area, maybe. When Kars has both the Stone Mask and the Red Stone, he may turn into the ultimate lifeform, assuming there's some sort of light around to activate the Red Stone. As the ultimate lifeform, Kars is immune to sunlight, does not age, can regenerate so fast he might as well be immortal, turn his body parts into any animal or any animal part ever, able to use a type of Ripple so powerful it melts humans, and SEX: USELESS. Regular humans with the Stone Mask can use them to also gain a weakness to sunlight, and in return also be able to do weird shit, like shoot lasers made out of eye liquid. Ew.
2. Light Blades: Kars' use of the regular Stone Mask allowed him to use Light Mode, sprouting incredibly sharp blades from any part of his body. That seem to shine. Oh, and did I mention that each light blade also has an massive number of tiny blades moving around its edge like a chainsaw? Yes, Kars can create a light chainsaw from any part of his body at will. What can you do, mate?
3. Kars' Hood: It's just a hood. It doesn't do anything other than cover up his fabulous locks. This is important, because the only ones allowed to see the full majesty of his hair are people that Kars respects, i.e. absolutely nobody. Other than his Pillarman bros.

Kars' theme when he awakens (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM)
Kars' theme while kicking ass (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6t2HDJ0NVk)
Ultimate Kars' theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFPgKeYVJgk)

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Status: Jaw Bruised, Backside Torn Up [-2 Physical, Slow to Heal]
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: The Stone Mask, Red Stone of Aja [Hidden in Arena], Kars' Hood

Spoiler: E.D.M.E.D.D. (TheBiggerFish) (click to show/hide)

Name: EVUL DARK MAGE OF EVILOUS DARKITY DOOM
Gender: M.
Age: Ehh, who cares?
Appearance: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL.
Backstory: EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLL

Abilities:
1. (Active) DARK EXPLOSION! : Explodes darkness!  It explodes!  Slams into things!  Makes spiky stuff!
2. (Active/Passive) DARK CLOAKING FIELD! : Makes shadows into a shield and cloak when attacked!  Can be used to make solid shadows anywhere!
3. (Active) MORE DARKENING! : Creates darkness!
4. (Active) SHADOW PORTAL! : Opens a portal in a shadow!
5. (Active) MAGIIIIIIC! : Imitate a magic effect!

Equipment:
1. MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS! : When casting DARK EXPLOSION!, cast two.
2. GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE! : Exactly what it says on the tin.  Spams homing magic missiles.
3. WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE! : Doesn't really look that much like a wand...  Summons a MASHY SPIKE PLATE! to mash things!

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Status: Right Arm Burnt [Superficial Damage], Skull Bruised, Jaw Broken [-2 to all Rolls this turn], Right Leg Shot [-2 Agility]
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: MAGIC STAFF OF DARKNESS!, GATLING GUN OF MAGIC MISSILE!, WAND OF MASHY SPIKE PLATE!

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

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Status: Normal [1/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 8-10 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls for 2 Turns. 4 Turn cooldown.
6. Attack Movement Manipulation[Active]: If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

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Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: The Road Warrior (IamanElfCollaborator) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.
4. Pleasant Brother: Banter - With a two turn cool down, Pleasant Brother may cause his opponents to become furious, increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two. [Cooling: 2 Turns]
5. Magical Girl Brother

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

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Status: Chest Burned Superficially
Kills: 2
Location: Toyland
Inventory: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine, Brother-At-Arms, Brother Pleasant, Brother Magical Girl

Spoiler: The Peacekeepers (click to show/hide)

Name: Peacekeeper of Platoon HFDR-98 (Just "Peacekeeper" for short)
Gender: Varies.
Age: 22-54
Appearance: A group of typical Peacekeeper units. (http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/297a9c550c30258db968d9a944e4f749-650-80.jpg) Wait, Halo? What's a Halo?
Backstory: The Peacekeepers are the official police and armed forces of the NFL in the NFL-verse featured in Trespassers of the Universe. They patrol major cities to promote stability and peace while at the same time doing their best to keep criminals and revolutionaries from the Favelas out of the walls of the major football city-states. They have years of training and are equipped with cutting edge technology.

Abilities:
1. Peacekeeper Training (Passive) - The Peacekeeper has trained for years in the art of combat. +2 Firearms, +1 Melee Combat, +1 Explosives.
2. Shields Up (Passive) - The armor of a Peacekeeper comes with a force-shield that absorbs a significant amount of damage and self-restores over time. If an attack overcomes the shields or penetrates the armor, it directly damages the Peacekeeper, who can not be directly healed while they are in their suit.
3. ElectroShock (Active) - When the Peacekeeper is in direct contact with someone, their suit can administer an electric shock that can cause their target to be penalized during their next turn, can cause them to lose an Action, or even knock them unconscious with a particularly powerful jolt. This ability can not kill a character.
4. Hyper Evasion (Active) - The Peacekeeper activates a system in their armor which pumps them full of drugs which heighten awareness and reflexes, giving them a +5 to all defensive rolls for one turn. The Peacekeeper can not counter-attack while Hyper Evasion is activated. Hyper Evasion takes up 2 Actions. The turn after using Hyper Evasion, the Peacekeeper is tired and gets a -1 to all physical rolls. 2-Turn Cooldown.
5. Team Strategy - Formidable on their own, Peacekeepers really thrive when working together with each other or other allies. For each Ally a Peacekeeper has in a fight, they receive +1 to attacking rolls.

Equipment:
1. X43-N Laser Rifle - The standard assault rifle of the Peacekeepers. Holds a 30 round clip and is meant to penetrate conventional armor. It is intentionally bulky and tough so that it can be improvised as a melee weapon.
2. Peacekeeper Armor - Top of the line armor heavy enough to resist all kinds of trauma, though a well-trained and powerful Peacekeeper can wear it. Comes equipped with a force-shield and keeps track of the Peacekeeper's vitals.
3. Fragmentation Grenades - Old fashioned but still effective. Throw at a group of enemies and a burst of metal fragments sprays all over the place to impale multiple targets. The Peacekeeper comes into battle armed with 4 Frag Grenades.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Food Court/Theater Area
Inventory: X43-N Laser Rifle, Peacekeeper Armor, 4 Fragmentation Grenades

Spoiler: The Huntress (Twinwolf) (click to show/hide)

Name: Huntress

Gender: Female

Age: She can’t remember. She also may or may not have unknowingly become a vampire. Or a werewolf. It’s unclear with Hunters.

Appearance: Picture (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/940/318/bf4.jpg)

Backstory: A Hunter of beasts in Yharnam, the city of blood. She can’t remember her past before this; there is little but the Hunt and the Dream (capitalization intentional). All she knows is she was sick, and sought the panacea known as Paleblood. Somehow she ended up a Hunter.

Yharnamites covet blood above all else. It’s taken the place of alcohol, a not small amount of food and drink, and any sort of medicine. This Huntress doesn’t care for it besides the healing properties of the blood vials. Which given her line of work, are consumed like candy.

Abilities:

1. Blood Vial (Active): The Huntress heals themself using a Blood Vial. It heals more if she has taken damage the previous turn.

2. Dodge (Active): The Hunters of Yharnam are light on their feet, used to monsters that can end them should they stop moving for even a moment. The action adds +3 to the dodge roll against an attack. The second time it is used in a turn, it only confers +1 dodge.

3. Shoot (Active): The Huntress fires her pistol at the enemy. If she hits them and they are attacking, they are stunned.

4. Visceral Attack (Active): The enemy being stunned, the Huntress takes her opportunity. When an enemy has been stunned, either by the Shoot action or another source, this attack is an automatic hit and high damage.

5. Charged Attack (Active): A charged attack that takes 2 actions. If it hits it does high damage.

Equipment:
1. Hunter’s Garb: A tough leather set that is easy to move in. Provides a +2 to Dodge rolls.

2. Ludwig’s Holy Blade: A simple blade that doubles as the hilt for the ludicrously large blade on the Huntress’ back. In normal form, the weapon adds +2 to attack rolls using it. In large form, it takes 2 actions to use and removes access to the Shoot action, but adds 4 to attack rolls.

3. Pistol: A simple pistol that doesn’t pack much punch. Lowers the defense roll of an enemy shot with it by 2 for one turn.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Outisde Adventureville
Inventory: Hunter's Garb, Ludwig's Holy Blade, Pistol

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 4: The Contract Pays Off
Post by: TCM on June 27, 2016, 02:26:17 am

Spoiler: Coldsteel the Hedgehog (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog with earrings and a torn ear and he's super cool
Backstory: bio: coldsteel was born with a special power. he was stronger than all his classmates in the sonic fighting academy. he served in the sonic military fighting shadow and in the final battel against shadow they were fighting and shadow turned him to the darkness and coldseel turned against sonic and killed him. he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt have a part of his ear. he doesnt want the wish but he joined the arena anyway to kill people.
likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple
dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson, short nails, khaoskid663, sunshine, life, my dad, football

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to a random location 666 miles away. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3. (Active) kid...: if pssh and nothin personnel are used in the same turn, the target is turned into a goat for one turn (4-turn cooldown) (praise satan)
4. (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)


Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. Coldsteel stole it from Shadow's corpse after he killed him, or something.
2. earrings: they are magic barrier earrings that give +2 defence and protect against dumb insults about them being girly, shut up khaoskid663
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a way to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 malus to all rolls until they smash the source.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and form energy attacks.

---

Status: One Spike Cut Off [Bleeding]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, earrings, Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography

Spoiler: The Viking at Stamford Bridge (Playergamer) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Viking at Stamford Bridge
Gender: Male.
Age: Unknown.
Appearance: A viking berserker, six and a half feet tall. He is wearing animal furs over his chainmail armor, and his only visible feature is his bright, blue eyes.
Backstory: Good start. (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/stamfordbridge.html)

Abilities:
1. Berserker Rage (Active): The Viking lets loose his inner berserker, going completely insane for a round. His actions are completely uncontrollable, and he will mercilessly attack a random, nearby person, friend or foe. The Viking has a +3 to attack rolls while berserk, but -2 to defense rolls, and will shrug off any damage short of complete limb loss. Three round cool down. [Cooling: 3 Turns]
2. Barbaric Cry: (Active) After making a kill, the Viking screams a prayer to Vingtor and Woden. The berserker is distracted for the rest of the round, with a -2 to all rolls. For the two following rounds, he receives a +1 to all rolls.
3. Know No Pain: (Active) For one round, all penalties from injuries (short of severed limbs) are ignored. Two round cool down. [Cooling: 2 Turns]
4. Skullsplitter: (Passive) The berserker's giant Dane axe cleaves through steel and bone alike. It negates up to a +2 bonus from enemy armor, but he has a permanent -1 to defense rolls, due to its unwieldiness.
5: Symbel: (Passive) Every man must participate in the Great Boast. The greater the odds, the better the glory! +1 to all rolls for every unique enemy (over two) that has attacked the Viking in the last two rounds.

Equipment:
1. Dane Axe: This axe is the size of an adult man, with a large, steel head that can cleave through bone and steel alike. Don't get in his way.
2. Chainmail Armor: A set of handcrafted, Norwegian chainmail that has seen more combat than many armies. It can stop most melee weapons, but it has no effect against bullets. Topped with a spectacle-guard helmet that hides everything but his eyes. +3 to damage resist against blades, -1 to dodge.
3. Animal Furs: A mostly ceremonial set of bearskin, draped over his shoulders. He killed it himself.

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Status: Right Shoulder Pierced [-2 Right Arm], Ribcage Shattered [-2 Physical]
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniels
Inventory: Dane Axe [Dropped], Chainmail Armor, Animal Furs

Spoiler: Aeyza (The Moonlit Shadow) (click to show/hide)

Name: Aeyza
Gender: Male
Age: Not mortal 20's
Appearance: 5'11" human. Blonde hair, ~short. Fair skin, brown eyes. Wears a dark blue shirt, black pants striped with dark blue, and blue and gray jacket with hood.
Backstory: A guy who will become not-a-guy (immortal, you idiot, not girl)

Abilities:
1. Aperture Science Tester (Passive) - Is able to solve problems while flying through the air at high speeds (i.e., no penalties when grappling or otherwise moving at high speeds.)
2. Unload (Active - 1 turn CD) - Can use a single action three times without any penalties, uses up two turns, however.
3. Railbolts (Passive) - Never run out of ammo for the railcannon. Might want to call them un-rail bolts.
4. War Veteran (Passive) - Being a veteran of war, Aeyza gets +1 to cover and +1 to aim.
5. Brace (Active - 3 turn CD) - On the next turn, Aeyza suffers no recoil.

Equipment:
1. Railcannon - A heavy autocannon that actually uses coils. Powerful enough to smash through armor like a shell through glass. It's usually mounted on vehicles, so while the first shot is accurate, each successive shot is usually not. It has a lot of recoil and bracing with both feet is usually required to not lose the user's balance. Brace with legs and an arm to maybe get two shots at full accuracy and not be pushed back much. Is attached to top of right arm. +4 to attack rolls, -1 to mobility if shot once, -2 if shot twice, cannot move if shot three or more times. Ways to brace lower penalty. Incurs accuracy penalties when fired multiple times.
2. Magnasabers - A pair of medium weight metal blades. Both sides are sharpened. Swinging one of them activates a mechanism that accelerates the blade to incredibly fast speeds, and with this force the blade is practically unparriable and can slice through the thickest metal if it has enough time to accelerate. Hard to dodge, and has to be predicted by the user's movements and the brief flicker before the blade is too quick. Follow through is quite tough, however. Two blades let the wielder get two good swings through, after that they're probably dead. +3 to attack roll, (when used) -2 to dodge, -2 parry.
3. Power armor with grapple attachment - Powered plate armor. A grapple is mounted on the left arm, with two modes: magnetic and adhesive. Improves user's strength as well as giving protection, and also adds weight. Has space for 2 carried medium weapons or 1 heavy weapon on back; 1 medium carried weapon or 2 small carried weapons on outside legplates, for each leg; and 1 medium or heavy weapon on right arm. +1 stability, +1 to defensive rolls, +1 strength (in all it's forms, including mobility), allows grappling: can shoot a grapple that attaches to a relatively smooth surface and pulls in the suit - pulling can be controlled but some circumstances will cause the grapple to detach and come back if there is too much stress on the rope.

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Status: Braced
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Railcannon, Magnasabers, Power Armor w/ Grapple Attachment

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (Midnight Jaguar) (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns.
6. Cyclone Spinning: Active: While Flying, Skullduggery Pleasant can attack with a special Cyclone Spin which does heavy Physical damage.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver. Gives him +2 When using it.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car
3. Lord Viles armor.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Revolver, 1960 Bentley, Lord Viles Armor

Spoiler: Segata Sanshiro (Failbird105) (click to show/hide)

Name: Segata Sanshiro
Gender: Male
Age: Coalesced into existence on November 22 1994, then proceeded to live until Earth became Mobius, where he dueled Sonic the Hedgehog himself
Appearance:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l4hmb81X1qg6ae4o1_500.jpg)
Backstory: Segata Sanshiros entire life is Sega

Abilities:
1. Segata throw(active): Segata judo throws the target, who then explodes... twice, it's surprisingly less lethal than it seems.
2. Segata blitz(active): Segata performs a super fast flurry of punches at the target
3. Segata clone(active): Segata creates many clones of himself with varying sizes, these clones lack his abilities and physical capabilities, being only equal to a real world martial artist scaled to their size
4. SEGATA SANSHIRO(active): Segata's theme song plays from absolutely nowhere for two turns, this gives Segata Sanshiro a +2 to all combat rolls, a +1 to all other rolls, and a +3 to Segata throw, this has a two turn cooldown.
5. The power of Sega Saturn(passive): Segata Sanshiro is very superhuman, to the point where he can hold back an in flight ICBM while standing on a glass window, however he does have weaknesses, his TRUE power(like around the level of what I just described) only can be unlocked when defending something Sega related, the more related it is, the more powerful he is while defending it. His abilities are also ineffective against the undead.

Equipment:
1. Training equipment: Segata Sanshiro carries around a giant Sega Saturn and controller on his back, they are extremely durable as they can take a barrage of his own punches unharmed.
2. Disguise kit: Segata Sanshiro uses this to make extremely realistic disguises.(takes a turn to do)
3. Great hair: Segata's hair is so mighty, that anyone who sees for the first time it must succeed in a willpower roll or be stunned.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Training Equipment, Disguise Kit, Great Hair

Spoiler: Sans (Digital Demon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniels
Inventory: Bones, Scarf

Spoiler: Ungrim Ironfist the Slayer King (UrismcLibash) (click to show/hide)

Name: Ungrim Ironfist the Slayer King.
Gender: Male
Age: I don't actually know.
Appearance: This glorious dwarf. (http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammerfb/images/7/79/The_Slayer_King.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20140801154253)
Backstory: Read warhammer ya lazy git

Abilities:
1. Dwarven (Passive): Ungrim is a dwarf, he is stronger and more resistant to pain then most other species adding 2+ to strength rolls as well as reducing the penalty of injury, however as a dwarf he is less agile and suffers -2 to anything involving running or agility.
2. Slayer King (Passive): Ungrim Ironfist is a slayer king, his only wish is to die in battle and fulfill his slayer oath giving a bonus +1 to attack rolls and a 1+ to will rolls.
3. Monster Slayer (Passive): Ungrim being a slayer is better at killing beasts and monsters giving a +1 to all rolls against them
4. Over Head Slash: Ungrim raises the Axe of Dargo high above his head and brings it down on his foe shaking the ground should it hit the floor, deals massive damage should it hit however, that's if it hits. On a 5 or lower it misses on 6-8 it hits as long as the enemy rolls lower, on 9 it deals very bad damage or does a glancing blow should the enemy roll higher and on a 10 roll constitution or if the enemy somehow rolls higher they get a normal hit.. 2 turn cool down.
5. Who needs magic?(Passive): When Ungrim gets a kill he doesn't get any powers, instead he gains dwarven soldiers, be they a single gyrocopter pilot or a army of dwarven miner militia.

Equipment:
1. Axe of Dargo
2. Dwarven armor
3. Horned crown helm

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Axe of Dargo, Dwarven Armor, Horned Crown Helm

Spoiler: Coil (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coil
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged
Appearance: Middle-aged man in high-tech body armor.
Backstory: Rather than taking over one city, Coil, mastermind that he was, commissioned a device to allow crossing between universes and went here(with his minions), in an attempt to gain the power needed to conquer the WORLD.

Abilities:
Timeline Divergence(Active): Coil splits the timeline in two, and can choose different actions for each alternate timeline. After both timelines are resolved, he must choose one timeline to "collapse", nullifying it and making the other one the primary timeline. Coil, and only Coil, remembers the occurrences in the other timeline. Three turn cool down.
Bribe(Active): Coil is extremely wealthy. Using this ability, he may choose an NPC and recruit said NPC to work for him. Requires Uber-Commnicatior. Three turn cool down.
Mercenary Legions(Passive): With each player/quest NPC kill Coil or his minions makes, instead of gaining a new power, roll 1d8:
1-3: Coil gains 1 Squad.
4-6: Coil gains 1 Squad, plus an additional asset(some sort of additional equipment, vehicles, soldiers, supplies, etc. Roll 1d10 to see how good it is.)
7: Coil gains 2 Squads.
8: Roll again, and Coil gains a superhuman with a random power from the Superpowers Wiki.
At the start of the game, Coil gets to roll twice on this table.
Communications Master(Passive): Coil can give orders to his Squads and other minions without using up his action limit. Requires Uber-Communicator.
Damaging PR Campaign(1-Shot, Active): Via some orders on his Uber-Communicator, Coil launches an damaging PR campaign against a target player. Effects depend on a 1d10 luck roll. Requires Uber-Communicator.

Equipment:
Uber-Communicator: A "smartphone" that is anything but. Extremely durable, near infinite battery life... perfect for Coil's usage.
Body Armor: A suit of high-tech body armor that gives Coil himself(not his minions) +3 to resist physical damage.
Gravity Pistol: A very advanced "pistol" that can create fields of extremely enhanced gravity. 5 charges remaining.

Squad Details:
Each Squad is a group of 8 trained mercenaries, with 6 soldiers, one commander, and either a field medic or a minigun user(determined via 1d2 when spawned). Each Squad has a +2 to physical damage resistance because of their body armor, and a +2 to shooting enemies(for damage and aim). Field medics and minigun users may be commanded individually. Field medics get +3 to heal people, and minigun users may attack any number of nearby enemies in a turn and get +4 to shooting damage instead of +2.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Uber-Communicator, Body Armor, Gravity Pistol, Alpha Squad [6 Soldiers/Commander/Minigun], Beta Squad [6 Soldiers/Commander/Minigun], Stylish Cane

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Sl4cker on June 27, 2016, 02:31:46 am

"I admire your skill and courage, Jojo. Truly, I do. But there's one thing you have to know about Pillarmen...

To us, you're nothing more than PREY!"

Evolutionary Absorption x2

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 27, 2016, 02:50:23 am

"Another dishonorabru fool? Baaakaaa GAAIJIN GOOO HOME!"

Katana is furious! Absolutely furious! GWARGH!

Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Target: The Bentley

1. Blast of Electricity
2. Blast of Electricity

Target: Skulduggery

3. Blast of Electricity

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on June 27, 2016, 03:48:40 am

The Road Warrior turns to the fool of a mage who tried to strike at him, currently stunned by something or other.

Time to avenge that burn. But first, the Road Warrior turns to Kyoko, throwing her a heavy machine gun with a bayonet and skull decorations along the sides (Brother Heckler, he called that one), extending his hand towards her to absorb her years of experience through a red stream and add them to his own.

It was time to be witnessed.

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Assumed Skill: Veteran Magical Girl.
Actions:
TRW: Banter at EDMEDD, Shoot EDMEDD x3
Brother [Biker]: Shoot EDMEDD
Brother [Pleasant]: Shoot EDMEDD
Brother [Kyoko]: Shoot EDMEDD

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Twinwolf on June 27, 2016, 06:23:44 am

While she's still holding her weapon in her right hand, the Huntress shakes with her left after holstering the gun.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Sanure on June 27, 2016, 06:55:45 am

"You should know something about my kind, Kars! We always have a perfect back up plan!" Johnny smirks at Kirs and takes off running out of C.J. Nickels as he yells, "WE KNOW WHEN TO RETREAT!"

Retreat
Dodge any attacks that come towards Johnny.
Let Dog Days rest

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Failbird105 on June 27, 2016, 07:41:59 am

Segata puts his training equipment between himself and the road warrior as to prevent any stray bullets from hitting him
Once the barrage of bullets ends, use Segata blitz on the closest one
followed up by Segata throwing them at their companions

Spoiler: actions (click to show/hide)

block with equipment
blitz nearest person
Segata throw towards brothers

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Greatness942 on June 27, 2016, 07:43:11 am

((Are you still accepting characters? This looks, what's the word, interesting? No wait, insane, there we go. If so, I'll edit this with my sheet, and if not, I'll PTW until next match up.))

EDIT:

Spoiler: Codename: 47 (click to show/hide)

Name: Agent 47
Gender: Male
Age: 55
Appearance: He is around 6'2", with a muscular build. He is quite pale, with imposing facial features. He is bald, with barcode on the back of his neck. He usually wears a snazzy suit with fingerless gloves. His eyes are light blue, and focused on the next person who's going to die.
Backstory: Agent 47 is the 47th clone of Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer, who has been employed by an agency known as the ICA to work as a contract killer, or Hitman. Working under his handler Diana Burnwood, 47 is cold and efficient, and while able to be caring, he closes off emotional attachments to anything and everything in order to complete his mission easier.

Abilities:
1st: Master of Disguise (Active): Upon knocking out or killing anyone, 47 can put on their clothing and infiltrate any area, provided he avoids people who know that person well, meaning a -2 to getting past them.

2nd: Handler at the ICA (Active): Diana can call 47 on an earpiece, providing him with info on any one opponent, which provides a +2 to attacks. Due to constant calls being very suspicious to anyone who could potentially hear, it has a 3-4 turn cooldown.

3rd: Infiltrator (Passive): Agent 47's main priority is stealth, so all rolls to avoid getting seen get a +2. (So, if 47 tries to hide from, say, Sans, 47 will get a +2 to not getting spotted.)

4th: Marksman (Passive): 47 is an expert at marksmanship of many kinds. 47 gets a +1 to throwing weapons and a +2 to ranged weapons like Sniper Rifles and his signature Silverballers.

5th: Instinct Mode (Active): For one turn, 47 can use Instinct Mode to see through walls, in order to plan out his attack. He cannot see where people are going until they start moving, however, and he cannot use it during combat, due to needing to concentrate.

Equipment:

1st: 47's Signature Suit: The Suit 47 takes with him during contracts. The Suit itself is unremarkable, though under the suit, it has a bulletproof vest and ammo pouch. +1 to defense rolls.

2nd: Silverballers: 47's signature pistols. They are modified AMT Hardballers, with a chrome build, improved sights, and a laser sight. Due to AMT Hardballers being built similarly to the Colt M1911 45., they only have 7 rounds, though one in the chamber can be included.

3rd: Fiber Wire: The garrote 47 takes with him. They can only be used from behind, but they are strong enough that strangulation, if not the breaking of the neck itself, happen only a few seconds after 47 wraps it around their neck. Victims can escape, but they get a -1 to defense due to their being caught off guard with the stealthy nature of the Garrote.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 27, 2016, 08:18:30 am

Quote from: Greatness942 on June 27, 2016, 07:43:11 am

((Are you still accepting characters? This looks, what's the word, interesting? No wait, insane, there we go. If so, I'll edit this with my sheet, and if not, I'll PTW until next match up.))

((There is NO CHARACTER LIMIT! KYAHAHAHA!))

"All right, men. Let's move out and eliminate all hostiles."

Coil and his Squads get to seeking out and shooting any foes within Ditches and Hoes. (Alpha Squad fires, Beta Squad fires, Minigun Alpha fires, Minigun Beta fires, all at enemy target. Coil does not engage).

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Playergamer on June 27, 2016, 09:02:44 am

The Viking weakly beats his chest as he pulls himself out of the clothing rack, coughing up blood. He stares at the annoying blue porcupine, rage coursing through his veins. He gives the small blue creature a nod of respect, before charging at it once more, and most likely for the last time.

Cut his head off.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: UristmcLibash on June 27, 2016, 10:00:49 am

"Ahh, to die in battle."
Charge and over head slash the closest enemy

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 27, 2016, 10:28:36 am

Hmm, this one must be the faceless one version of Tanith. Well, either way. DIE!
Switch into Lord Vile, take flight and then use whirlwind punch, cut McKatana to ribbons with shadows if he survives.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: piratejoe on June 27, 2016, 11:23:43 am

... Damn you elf!!! Regardless i would like to be Kyoko again, and i want it that she is in the same position she was when she died, which is falling over and rolling a bit, even if she is probably going to re appear on the other side of the map.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 27, 2016, 11:30:46 am

KILL

(Dark Explosion TRW until unable to further explosion.)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 27, 2016, 01:24:39 pm

[dialogue to be added later]

Try to use telekinesis to choke him—push the air out of him, maybe? Also run in circles, because it looks cool.

Spoiler: sheet for a future character (Shadowsteel) (click to show/hide)

Name: Shadowsteel
bio: shadowsteel is the fused version of shadow and coldsteel's corpse. he vowed revenge on malls after coldsteel died in one, but then changed his mind because he hates coldsteel (but not as much as his dad or khaoskid663). he has +9999 to chaos control because both coldsteel and shadow could do it, and has all the chaos powers, and can turn into Demented Bloodsteel. he hates flowers
likes: darkness, knives, blood, chaos control, yelling, killing, evil, deviantart (cool deviantart pages, not girly ones), killng people, daggers, roleplaying on the internet, lincoln park, being better than everyone else, Satan
dislikes: steel (it reminds him of coldsteel), darkness (it reminds him of shadow), good, sonic, preppies, khaoskid663, nine-inch nails (the band), nine-inch nails (the carpenter's tool), going fast


1. Double Chaos Control: Shadowsteel can control twice as much chaos as everyone because both his components had it. He gets a +3 bonus to all chaos control abilities. He also gets Chaos Powers as he levels up, rather than random abilities.
2. hellfire: shadowsteel can shoot fireballs because fire is the opposite of cold and shadowsteel hates coldsteel
3. devil summoning: If Shadowsteel gets 5 liters of blood, he can summon a demon.
4. drain life: shadowsteel dranns a dead guy's lifeblood, restoring a large amount of HP, also he has +2 to using knives just because
5. chaos block: shadowsteel knows coldsteel died cos he was fragile, so he made chaos into armour. armour gives +3 defence against all attacks, but drains chaos energy. chaos armour vanishes when chaos meter is empty


1. Bloody Keyknife: Shadowsteel has a keyknife (like a Keyblade but it makes people bleed until they die) it was made out of the fragments of Knuckles' knuckles and coldsteel's knives and shadow's guns. but he has -2 to all rolls when he using it because it reminds him of coldsteel who he hates but also +2 because he likes knives
2. Darkhaos Emeraldiamond: its the fused form of all chaos emeralds and master emeralds and bloody emeralds (to find out what bloody emeralds are, read my fanfic, "shadowsteel and the bloody emeralds"), it allows Shadowsteel to use chaos control with a +2 bonus and it's also built into his body so that nobody can steal it and it's indestructible so nobody can break it, and it contains 50% more energy than a normal Chaos Emerald
3. Coldsteel's Severed Head: he kept coldsteel's head cos it wasnt used in the fusion and he hates him

note: he doesn't actually have +9999 chaos control
note 2: the random knife bonus in "drain life" is because the bloody keyknife doesn't actually have a bonus, and the Eternal Bonus Arms Race makes that a pretty big issue

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 27, 2016, 04:15:09 pm

Crusty Pete wakes up and moans in agony, before sending a quick, very garbled, long-winded, and somewhat paradoxical but sincere request to Theodore Roosevelt, for the Strength to continue on.

"CAN YE HELP MEH UT? EY RILLEY NED UT DIS TEM, HONEST!"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: TCM on June 27, 2016, 04:22:24 pm

Quote from: Ardent Debater on June 27, 2016, 04:15:09 pm

Crusty Pete wakes up and moans in agony, before sending a quick, very garbled, long-winded, and somewhat paradoxical but sincere request to Theodore Roosevelt, for the Strength to continue on.

"CAN YE HELP MEH UT? EY RILLEY NED UT DIS TEM, HONEST!"

Crusty Pete died last turn, though I can always respawn him next turn,

Quote from: Failbird105 on June 27, 2016, 07:41:59 am

Would Segata see the road warriors coming for the Evul mage already?

I do believe so.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Ardent Debater on June 27, 2016, 04:30:04 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 27, 2016, 04:22:24 pm

Quote from: Ardent Debater on June 27, 2016, 04:15:09 pm

Crusty Pete wakes up and moans in agony, before sending a quick, very garbled, long-winded, and somewhat paradoxical but sincere request to Theodore Roosevelt, for the Strength to continue on.

"CAN YE HELP MEH UT? EY RILLEY NED UT DIS TEM, HONEST!"

Crusty Pete died last turn, though I can always respawn him next turn,

((Ah, I didn't notice. In that case, can you just respawn him and have him attack the nearest person with his Whoppin' Stick next turn?))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Failbird105 on June 28, 2016, 10:54:08 am

I'm not planning on replacing Segata yet, but I just want your opinion on this on this other character that I will probably switch to eventually.

Spoiler:  The chosen one (click to show/hide)

Name: Edwad Emberpants
Gender: male
Age: unknown
Appearance: (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WghcfJdephk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Backstory: The story of Edwad Emberpants is unknown before his awakening as an unkindled, but he has since proven himself, slaying many powerful foes singlehandedly on only his first or second attempt.

Abilities:
1. Sacred flame(active, pyromancy) - Edwad attempts to grab the target and, if succesful, ignites a fire inside of them, this takes up a full two actions, but also takes up two actions of the opponent if succesful.
2.  Boulder heave(active, pyromancy) - Edwad vomits a large rock at the target, this rock only travels a distance of two meters, but hits with enough force to break almost any guard, it also disintigrates after hitting something.
3. Chaos fire orb(active, pyromancy) - Edwad throws a large ball of chaos firea(hotter then normal fire) that sets the area around it on fire for 1 turn after landing
4. The Warriors of Sunlight...(active with passive component) - Edwad can summon the sunlight spirits known as "100% Cinder Sun" and "Gwyns Firstborn", Cinder Sun wields the Lothric's Holy Sword which allows him to create a burst of light by assuming a stance, and then thrusting the sword forward, has +1 sword skill, and can throw a large disc of flame that travels through enemies, and Gwyns Firstborn wields the Dragonslayer swordspear that allows him to call a lightning strike on any target within 15 feet by holding it toward the sky, has +1 spear skill, and can create a circle of healing infront of himself. These spirits are npcs who will act on their own, and tend to get fed up with Edwads shit, but will USUALLY aid Edwad in combat, sometimes they just fuck around intead, and sometimes they may even be hostile, and if they die they take their equipment with them. The passive component is that Edwad has a +1 to all combat related rolls, but only when the warriors cannot see him fighting.
5. ...and Moose(passive) - this is a NEGATIVE ability, meant as the drawback to the previous ability, dark spirits will appear randomly, they are unable to interact with other players or NPCs, and can only interact with Edwad and his sunlight spirits, they are USUALLY hostile, but will also sometimes just fuck around instead, but they can't aid him, because they are not capable of interacting with the rest of the world.

Equipment:
1. Soldering iron - a giant soldering iron wielded as a spear, that's literally it, it hurts like hell, doesn't do all that much ACTUAL damage though unles it hits something important.
2. Pyromancy flame - the catalyst for Edwads pyromancies, he cannot use his first three abilities without it, he can also use this to ignite a flame around his arm that does no damage to himself or his sunlight spirits, but will damage anything else that get's too close.
3. Estus flask - a flask of some strange liquid, that heals whoever drinks it by a decent amount, it has 5 uses.

my inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWWoG0C1ns&list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWWoG0C1ns&list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: TCM on June 28, 2016, 12:07:52 pm

Quote from: Ardent Debater on June 27, 2016, 04:30:04 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 27, 2016, 04:22:24 pm

Quote from: Ardent Debater on June 27, 2016, 04:15:09 pm

Crusty Pete wakes up and moans in agony, before sending a quick, very garbled, long-winded, and somewhat paradoxical but sincere request to Theodore Roosevelt, for the Strength to continue on.

"CAN YE HELP MEH UT? EY RILLEY NED UT DIS TEM, HONEST!"

Crusty Pete died last turn, though I can always respawn him next turn,

((Ah, I didn't notice. In that case, can you just respawn him and have him attack the nearest person with his Whoppin' Stick next turn?))

Respawning is a full action, but this is mainly to protect Respawning playing from camping.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Kashyyk on June 28, 2016, 12:18:29 pm

AL-2048, aghast at the disproportion in power levels, was unfortunately not genre savvy enough to realise what that meant for him. Liberal application of explosives was the only way to deal with this problem.

Throw several thermal detonators at the biker gang, whilst hunkering behind cover

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2016, 01:50:31 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on June 28, 2016, 10:54:08 am

I'm not planning on replacing Segata yet, but I just want your opinion on this on this other character that I will probably switch to eventually.

Spoiler:  The chosen one (click to show/hide)

Name: Edwad Emberpants
Gender: male
Age: unknown
Appearance: (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WghcfJdephk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Backstory: The story of Edwad Emberpants is unknown before his awakening as an unkindled, but he has since proven himself, slaying many powerful foes singlehandedly on only his first or second attempt.

Abilities:
1. Sacred flame(active, pyromancy) - Edwad attempts to grab the target and, if succesful, ignites a fire inside of them, this takes up a full two actions, but also takes up two actions of the opponent if succesful.
2.  Boulder heave(active, pyromancy) - Edwad vomits a large rock at the target, this rock only travels a distance of two meters, but hits with enough force to break almost any guard, it also disintigrates after hitting something.
3. Chaos fire orb(active, pyromancy) - Edwad throws a large ball of chaos firea(hotter then normal fire) that sets the area around it on fire for 1 turn after landing
4. The Warriors of Sunlight...(active with passive component) - Edwad can summon the sunlight spirits known as "100% Cinder Sun" and "Gwyns Firstborn", Cinder Sun wields the Lothric's Holy Sword which allows him to create a burst of light by assuming a stance, and then thrusting the sword forward, has +1 sword skill, and can throw a large disc of flame that travels through enemies, and Gwyns Firstborn wields the Dragonslayer swordspear that allows him to call a lightning strike on any target within 15 feet by holding it toward the sky, has +1 spear skill, and can create a circle of healing infront of himself. These spirits are npcs who will act on their own, and tend to get fed up with Edwads shit, but will USUALLY aid Edwad in combat, sometimes they just fuck around intead, and sometimes they may even be hostile, and if they die they take their equipment with them. The passive component is that Edwad has a +1 to all combat related rolls, but only when the warriors cannot see him fighting.
5. ...and Moose(passive) - this is a NEGATIVE ability, meant as the drawback to the previous ability, dark spirits will appear randomly, they are unable to interact with other players or NPCs, and can only interact with Edwad and his sunlight spirits, they are USUALLY hostile, but will also sometimes just fuck around instead, but they can't aid him, because they are not capable of interacting with the rest of the world.

Equipment:
1. Soldering iron - a giant soldering iron wielded as a spear, that's literally it, it hurts like hell, doesn't do all that much ACTUAL damage though unles it hits something important.
2. Pyromancy flame - the catalyst for Edwads pyromancies, he cannot use his first three abilities without it, he can also use this to ignite a flame around his arm that does no damage to himself or his sunlight spirits, but will damage anything else that get's too close.
3. Estus flask - a flask of some strange liquid, that heals whoever drinks it by a decent amount, it has 5 uses.

my inspiration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWWoG0C1ns&list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzWWoG0C1ns&list=PLrJ8nFyja94VM_9s-mEBTqpw_dMRNhQmm)

*sees dark souls memes*

*narrows eyes*

a pretender to my throne... initiate giantdad protocols

Spoiler: THE LEGEND, FATHER OF THE GIANTS (click to show/hide)

Name: The Legend, Father of the Giants(otherwise known as Giantdad)
Gender: MANLY MAN
Age: THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE
Appearance: (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fawncay/images/d/dd/Tumblr_mjeydsRmb01qfr4ypo1_500.png/revision/latest?cb=20130801163529)
Backstory: Nobody truly knows where the Legend came from or what created him, only that he appears on occasion to pwn n00bz and rek skrubs. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPM5k_yYy8)

Abilities
1. INITIATE PHASE ONE: Giantdad initiates phase one, powering up his bass cannon. This gives him a +2 to all rolls from sheer pwnage aura and stuff for 2 turns. 4-turn cooldown.
2. POWER UP THE BASS CANNON, FIRE: Giantdad attacks with the bass cannon in a massive arc. May hit up to 3 targets at the same time, +1 to attack.
3. FAST ROLL, BICTH: Giantdad can roll fast. When this action is used, Giantdad receives +2 to defense for one turn. 1-turn cooldown.
4. ESTUS CHUG: Giantdad drinks down some Estus. This heals him by a not insignificant amount. The heal roll gets +1. Woo.
5. BLACK FLAME: Giantdad holds the power of the Black Flame. This allows him to shoot forward a large blast of fire and dark magic. 50% chance of stunning, if a character uses a defensive action and is targeted with this attack at the same time, the action is negated and they are automatically stunned. 3-turn cooldown.

Equipment
1. GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS: BECOME UNSTOPPABLE. ITS ARMOR. +3 to defense, but extra-action penalties start on the 2nd action instead of the third one.
2. CHAOS ZWEIHANDER +5: A MASSIVE BLADE OF STEEL AND FLAME. +3 to attack, but extra action penalties start at -2 instead of -1.
3. RING OF FAVOUR AND PROTECTION: STAMINA, HEALTH, ENDURANCE. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT. +1 to all rolls, but automatically breaks if unequipped, willingly or otherwise. Restricts the user to wearing only one other piece of non-armor, non-weapon equipment.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: Failbird105 on June 28, 2016, 01:57:25 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2016, 01:50:31 pm

*sees dark souls memes*

*narrows eyes*

a pretender to my throne... initiate giantdad protocols

Spoiler: THE LEGEND, FATHER OF THE GIANTS (click to show/hide)

Name: The Legend, Father of the Giants(otherwise known as Giantdad)
Gender: MANLY MAN
Age: THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE
Appearance: (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fawncay/images/d/dd/Tumblr_mjeydsRmb01qfr4ypo1_500.png/revision/latest?cb=20130801163529)
Backstory: Nobody truly knows where the Legend came from or what created him, only that he appears on occasion to pwn n00bz and rek skrubs. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPM5k_yYy8)

Abilities
1. INITIATE PHASE ONE: Giantdad initiates phase one, powering up his bass cannon. This gives him a +2 to all rolls from sheer pwnage aura and stuff for 2 turns. 4-turn cooldown.
2. POWER UP THE BASS CANNON, FIRE: Giantdad attacks with the bass cannon in a massive arc. May hit up to 3 targets at the same time, +1 to attack.
3. FAST ROLL, BICTH: Giantdad can roll fast. When this action is used, Giantdad receives +2 to defense for one turn. 1-turn cooldown.
4. ESTUS CHUG: Giantdad drinks down some Estus. This heals him by a not insignificant amount. The heal roll gets +1. Woo.
5. BLACK FLAME: Giantdad holds the power of the Black Flame. This allows him to shoot forward a large blast of fire and dark magic. 50% chance of stunning, if a character uses a defensive action and is targeted with this attack at the same time, the action is negated and they are automatically stunned. 3-turn cooldown.

Equipment
1. GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS: BECOME UNSTOPPABLE. ITS ARMOR. +3 to defense, but extra-action penalties start on the 2nd action instead of the third one.
2. CHAOS ZWEIHANDER +5: A MASSIVE BLADE OF STEEL AND FLAME. +3 to attack, but extra action penalties start at -2 instead of -1.
3. RING OF FAVOUR AND PROTECTION: STAMINA, HEALTH, ENDURANCE. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT. +1 to all rolls, but automatically breaks if unequipped, willingly or otherwise. Restricts the user to wearing only one other piece of non-armor, non-weapon equipment.

don't make me bring out the Deacons.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2016, 02:00:02 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on June 28, 2016, 01:57:25 pm

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on June 28, 2016, 01:50:31 pm

*sees dark souls memes*

*narrows eyes*

a pretender to my throne... initiate giantdad protocols

Spoiler: THE LEGEND, FATHER OF THE GIANTS (click to show/hide)

Name: The Legend, Father of the Giants(otherwise known as Giantdad)
Gender: MANLY MAN
Age: THE LEGEND WILL NEVER DIE
Appearance: (http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/fawncay/images/d/dd/Tumblr_mjeydsRmb01qfr4ypo1_500.png/revision/latest?cb=20130801163529)
Backstory: Nobody truly knows where the Legend came from or what created him, only that he appears on occasion to pwn n00bz and rek skrubs. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWPM5k_yYy8)

Abilities
1. INITIATE PHASE ONE: Giantdad initiates phase one, powering up his bass cannon. This gives him a +2 to all rolls from sheer pwnage aura and stuff for 2 turns. 4-turn cooldown.
2. POWER UP THE BASS CANNON, FIRE: Giantdad attacks with the bass cannon in a massive arc. May hit up to 3 targets at the same time, +1 to attack.
3. FAST ROLL, BICTH: Giantdad can roll fast. When this action is used, Giantdad receives +2 to defense for one turn. 1-turn cooldown.
4. ESTUS CHUG: Giantdad drinks down some Estus. This heals him by a not insignificant amount. The heal roll gets +1. Woo.
5. BLACK FLAME: Giantdad holds the power of the Black Flame. This allows him to shoot forward a large blast of fire and dark magic. 50% chance of stunning, if a character uses a defensive action and is targeted with this attack at the same time, the action is negated and they are automatically stunned. 3-turn cooldown.

Equipment
1. GIANTS, GIANTS, GIANTS: BECOME UNSTOPPABLE. ITS ARMOR. +3 to defense, but extra-action penalties start on the 2nd action instead of the third one.
2. CHAOS ZWEIHANDER +5: A MASSIVE BLADE OF STEEL AND FLAME. +3 to attack, but extra action penalties start at -2 instead of -1.
3. RING OF FAVOUR AND PROTECTION: STAMINA, HEALTH, ENDURANCE. EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT. +1 to all rolls, but automatically breaks if unequipped, willingly or otherwise. Restricts the user to wearing only one other piece of non-armor, non-weapon equipment.

don't make me bring out the Deacons.

look buddy, i can escalate this arms race for longer than you

you bring out the deacons, ill have to bring out scraping spear + full moon grass

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 2: First Dinosaur Casualty
Post by: TCM on June 30, 2016, 07:04:01 pm

Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Location: Grand Fairbank Mall, Toronto, Canada
"1,000,000 deaths is a statistic, 1 death is also a statistic." - Joseph Stalin when he didn't Understand Nuance

Kars had been quite literally roasted by Johnny Jokotaru last turn, his back still sizzling with the heat residue of Dog Days' furious punches, but he isn't one to let this minor set-back stop him. He stands straight up, his body contorting in all sorts of weird shapes to do so.  "I admire your skill and courage, Jojo. Truly, I do. But there's one thing you have to know about Pillarmen...To us, you're nothing more than PREY!" In an act close to desperation, Kars bares his claws and lunges at Johnny, [4+2-2 vs. 3+3] but the Jojo ducks out of the way, [7+2 vs. 1+2-2] and uppercuts Kars, sending him upwards in an arc. As he comes down, Johnny jumps into the air to meet him, the visage of Dog Days appearing right besides him. "TORIYA TORIYA TORIYA!" The flurry of punches rattles Kars, who in his injured state is unable to defend himself at all against the Johnny/Dog Days combination hooks and jabs that mark him from head to toe, coming in at roughly 100 hits per second. Johnny cocks back his fist for one final punch, an overhand smash that lands square into Kars face and sends him flying into the ground. Kars slams through the floor and into the underground of Canada, speeding down into the Earth like a giant drill. He passes the mantle and ends up penetrating the Earth's core. There is piercing avian cry from the depths of the planet that can be heard throughout the mall and all of the Canadian country. Johnny watches as the crater he create spews a funnel of hot magma, the final splash of his rival, before it sinks back down into the core.
Johnny Jokotaru sent Kars down under! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Self-Existence Manipulation/Dimension Traveling (Active) (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Existence_Manipulation): Johnny can freely enter into and out of the 'Non-Dimension', a plane that exists outside of the "real" universe. Whenever Johnny makes this transition, all previous wounds, ailments, on going buffs, etc. from the previous dimension disappear. (Equipment is retained.) The Non-Dimension is a mysterious land filled with wondrous and horrific phenomena unknown to mortal, so there is great reward and risk in traveling to the Non-Dimension. Traveling between the dimensions takes intense concentration, thus it takes a full turn to activate this ability, and if Johnny is interrupted at any point during the process it will be canceled.

The Huntress firmly shakes the hand of the Peacekeeper, keeping her sword hand armed as the greeting is exchanged. Once it is over, the Peacekeeper looks around the area while unholstering his rifle. "It's pretty quiet around here, eerie kinda. Most people must still be in those big stores fighting. Do you have any plans? We could always grab something to eat," he says, waving the barrel of his gun at the sprawling Food Court.

AL-2048, the last Stormtrooper standing, was growing increasingly distraught with the mishmash of fighters taking each other on with all sorts of bizarre fighting styles, not to mention the ever growing number of motorcyclists appearing. Deciding that a series of explosives would be the best way to deal with this new faction, AL-2048 vaults out of a window of the castle onto the ground below, and then rolls behind a metal statue of Super Dude, the Raddest Superhero. [5 vs. 4+2+2] [9 vs. 2+1] The Road Warrior idles on his bike, looking for his next target, when he spots a bunch of metal spheres rolling up to his position. He's fast enough to react and drive away, but his companions are not. The original Brother-at-Arms and Magical Girl Brother are the closest and as soon as the explosions hit they are gone, leaving nothing but scraps of bike metal and a few pieces of clothing. Pleasant Brother loses his bike in addition to his right leg, but remains alive if totally vulnerable. Once the explosions cease, The Road Warrior spins his bike around, and with a vengeful heart, rides straight for Super Dude's statue, specifically for the Stormtrooper hunkering behind it. [6+2 vs. 7] The Road Warrior passes the statue and unloads a volley upon AL-2048, before driving off; a stray bullet catches the Stormtrooper in the back, but thanks to cutting edge Imperial armor, he suffers no actual damage.

The Evul Mage continues to fly around like a big magic asshole, blasting everyone with indiscriminate Dark Explosions. The first couple of these appear from his Wand and fly straight at Ungrim Ironfist, [2 vs. 4] [7 vs. 1] the first of which misses and rewards the Evul Mage with the dwarf angrily shaking his fist at him. The second explosion lands right in front of the dwarf however and sends him flying backwards, burning his face quite badly. The second couple of Dark Explosions target Segata Sanshiro, [5 vs. 3] [2 vs. 7] the first one lands nearby, leave some burn marks on his left arm. Once the Sega master realizes what's going on, he avoids the following explosion by leaping into the air and lunging at the mage as he passes by. [9 vs. 9] Segata gets a hold onto the Evul Mage and the two of them result in mid-air for a few moments before the mage is able to kick the Segata off of him, and Sanshiro lands back on the ground on his feet, still in a fighting stance. The Evul Mage now sends his next attacks at Segata again, probably getting back at him for that little wrestling episode just now, [2-1 vs. 7] [8-1 vs. 9] though Segata fearlessly charges forward in between the two explosions which slam into the aisle behind him. [2 vs. 6] The Evul Mage dodges Segata as tries to hit him with a flying kick, and the Shogun kicks off of a wall and propels himself back at the mage, [7 vs. 9] and misses with a flying punch. The Mage fires more Dark Explosions at Segata. [6-3 vs. 7] [4-3 vs. 2] The Mage is starting to get sloppy, as Segata easily dodges the first explosion, and has to work to dodge the next one but it still nets him another dodge. [4 vs. 1] Segata jumps up and grabs the mage by his left leg, putting him in a leg hold while the magician furiously tries to shake Segata off! [3 vs. 4] The Mage wins this grapple once again and kicks Segata to the ground. The mage turns his attention to Aeyza, who has grappled upon the wall. [6-5 vs. 4] [1-5 vs. 8] The first explosion lands no where close to Aeyza and the second one actually explodes on the Mage himself. [7] Fortunately, it only results in minor burns. Unamused, Aeyza points the Railcannon at the Mage and fires, [2+4+1 vs. 9] and the first shot misses, [5+4+1 vs. 1] while the second doesn't miss, in fact it not-misses so well that it sends the Evul Mage flying into the nearest wall and exploding into itty bitty pieces.
Aeyza railed the Evul Mage! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Cross Creation (Active): (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cross_Creation) Aeyza can create crucifixes made of Divine energy. These crucifixes can manifest anywhere from many small crosses to one giant cross.

"All right, men. Let's move out and eliminate all hostiles." Coil's troops spread throughout Ditches & Hoes, looking for competition to engage. They find a Samurai squaring off against a skeleton in a car, and decide that they are as good targets as any. Alpha Squad fires at McKatana, [5+2 vs. 6+1] and the Samurai is able to turn away from the Bentley in time to face the onslaughts of bullets, where he calmly takes his Katana and deflects each shot fired at him. When this fails to work, Alpha team's Minigun fires at both McKatana and Skullduggery. [5+4 vs. 1+1+2] [3+4 vs. 10] McKatana is utterly lit up by the Mini-gun fire, which shreds his protective robes to pieces and fills his torso and limbs with holes, though his robes were able to take enough bullets to prevent him from getting killed immediately. While he falls immediately, Skullduggery is able to start up his car and spin around outside of the cone of the Minigun, at the same time flicking his wrist to send a fireball at the gunner. [6 vs. 8] The Mini-Gun soldier A ducks as the fireball sails into a display behind him.
Beta Squad approaches from another angle, [4+2 vs. 7] firing at Skullduggery Pleasant since McKatana has already gone down. However, their coordinated fire is not enough to put anything more than a few superficial holes in the side of Skullduggery's speeding Bentley. He shoots his Revolver at them as he passes by, [5+2 vs. 3+2] and manages to take out two of the soldiers in the squadron with quick headshots. Beta Minigun steps up and fires at both combatants, [4+4 vs. 3+2] [7+4 vs. 6] McKatana flails on the ground as the second Mini-gun pumps more lead into him, and then the Bentley is shot up really badly, to the point where it stops moving at all, its engine sprouting a massive fire.
Coil watches this all far in the rear.

Johnny gives Dog Days a high-five.

The Road Warrior speeds away from AL-2048, soon he would have his revenge but first he had to focus on the flying menace, that is, before the Evul Mage gets obliterated by a Railcannon strike. Pleasant Brother rolls around on the floor, bleeding everywhere and shouting about Valhalla. [Constitution: 5] Pleasant Brother coughs up blood and stops shouting, it appears his time on Earth will not be for much longer.

Segata Sanshiro holds up the Sega Saturn controller in front of him as a giant shield to stop any stray bullets from hitting him, but only a few are shot this round, and mainly in the other direction at the lone Stormtrooper. Segata puts his training device down, and waits for The Road Warrior to come driving by. When he does, Segata leaps out of the aisle, flying at the biker and unleashing his patented Blitz attack, [7 vs. 9+2+2] which The Road Warrior swerves around, leading Segata to fly into a pile of stuff animals. The Road Warrior turns around and fires Brother Koch at the martial arts master, [3+2 vs. 5] but Segata flips onto his feet and begins to deflect the bullets with a faster-than-light set of Sumo palm strikes. When TRW runs out of ammunition, Segata lunges at him once more, [10 vs. 7+2+2] but The Road Warrior ducks under his grasp yet again. As Sanshiro goes flying overhead, The Road Warrior quickly reloads and shoots more, [4+2 vs. 5] and hits Sanshiro in the leg with a grazing shot. Sanshiro yells something in Japanese and does an unnecessary wall run into a backflip.

The Viking at Stamford Bridge coughs up a good deal of blood and then stares Shadowsteel in his dark, depressing, deadly dooming dark midnight black raven death death sad eyes, who knew that he would end up hating a hedgehog as much as he hated the English? With a fierce determination and final nod of respect for a great fighter, he picks up his fallen Dane Axe and charges at the OC, [1-2-2 vs. 9+2] though the sly hedgehog dodges the swung axe at the last second and sticks his leg out, tripping the sprinting berserker. [6-2] The Viking goes flying face first into the ground, his axe skidding away from him and his face bloodied and broken.

Coldsteel, with a wicked evil grin of badly badness walks over to his fallen foe, now grounded and heavily wounded. "tiem to kill you you stupid fucking fucker go to fucking hell fuck". After gracefully narrating his sentiments, Coldsteel begins to wrap telekinetic energy around the Viking's throat. [8+3 vs. 6-2-2-1] The Viking rolls around a bit, clawing at the invisible forces that are quite visibly constricting around his neck. With the last bit of fight left in him, he points at Coldsteel, as if to say he'll be back from this and that the eternal fight is never over, before he goes limp. "fuk ye4ah" Coldsteel says as he runs circles around the Viking's body.
Coldsteel the Hedgehog suffocated The Viking at Stamford Bridge! [+1 Kill]
+Ability: Darkness Attacks: (Active) (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Attacks) +2 to Darkness type Attacks. Does not stack with Chaos Control, as it is a different power altogether.

McKatana tries to stand up, [Constitution: 1] and falls back down into the puddle of his own blood. Damn, was he going to die like this? Yes he was. How dishonorable, not even getting in a single strike back, gunned down from an enemy that wasn't even aiming for just him. Where did the days of honorable single combat go? The Samurai disregards this, for now, it is time to rest and sleep peacefully. He closes his eyes.
McKatana was slain by one of Coil's Mini-gun Soldiers. [+1 Kill]
+Squad: Chi Squad w/Medic, & Pocket Pistol Item for Coil.

Skullduggery Pleasant watches as McKatana is gunned down in front of him and his car is shot down once again, as he is faced with a larger, potentially more dangerous foe, certainly a more numerous one. Knowing that he must bring his fighting to the next level, he runs out to the trunk of his car and pops the trunk, revealing the glowing, almost pulsating black armor inside, imposing and malicious-looking. He slips into onto his figure, power and hate surging through his body! He might want to step away from his burning car at some point as well.

"Ahh, to die in battle." Ungrim Ironfist muses this pleasant thought as he picks up his massive Dargo Axe and walks down the aisles of Toyworld, looking for an opponent to face. The first he happens to find is Segata Sanshiro, and deciding that the Sega master would be a good challenge, Ungrim charges at him with his axe held high over his head. [Willpower: 7] Ungrim is briefly distracted by Segata's beautiful hair, but shakes off the awed sensation and continues his bloodlusted attack, [3(Auto-miss) vs. 2] but Segata cartwheels out of the way as the axe smashes into the ground. [1 vs. 4] Segata punches the Dwarf in the head, which due to a combination of helmet technology and the tenacity of a dwarven skull, fails to do any damage.

Aeyza rids himself of the distraction of the Evul Mage and gets upon the ground, moving towards the castle when he spots the final Stormtrooper alone, covered by a large statue and still alive, which the supersoldier sought to change. He raises his railcannon up and props the butt against his shoulder, firing powerful bursts of energy at AL-2048's position. [6+4 vs. 8] [1+4 vs. 7] The first shot of the Railcannon hits the statue and destroys the lower section, causing it to fall over! The blast itself sends the Stormtrooper flying backwards, while a second shot fails to hit anything of note besides a wall. The large statue topples in the direction of several fighters in the area! [7+1] [9+1] [10] [2-2] The Road Warrior drives off before he can be crushed while Aeyza rolls out of the way of the falling structure. Segata simply uppercuts the section of the statue falling on top of him, creating a safe, Segata sized hole. Ungrim however, is unaware of the felled statue due to his blood lusted state, and Super Dude's head pulverizes him into the ground.
Ungrim Ironfist the Slayer King was crushed under a statue!
AL-2048 gets to his feet after being flattened by a Railcannon blast, but fortunately it was not a direct shot or else he would be a goner. He spots Aeyza dodging a falling statue and takes the opportunity to fire some blaster charges in his direction, [9-1 vs. 5+1] and shoots the soldier in the right ear, shaving part off it of!

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A bald guy in a suit steps out of one of the changing rooms in C.J. Daniel's.

Kyoko wakes up on the ground, face-down, her Modular Spear rolling away from her before coming to a stop against a wall.

Crusty Pete climbs out of a toilet at Ditches & Hoes.

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An old-fashioned boxing ring spontaneously appears in the middle of the Food Court, and with it, an extremely muscular bald man with a fabulously large mustache, wearing nothing but a tight wrestling suit. "You want to know what's rubbish? Fighting. I profess, ninety-nine percent of it is rubbish. Long before me, in those primitive and nasty times, they fought with magic where one horn-glassed lad could take on one hundred fighters single-handedly! And it is no better now, when all a chap has to do is pony up money for a rifle! Where is the honor in that? Even among all these fighters, I doubt a single one could best me in a fair match. Let me entertain the thought that their stuff is up to scruff." He leans against the robes, stretching his back and eagerly waiting a worthy challenger.

New Quest: Two-Ton Thomas, the Greatest Fighter in all of The WorldCanada

Two-Ton Thomas proclaims that no one can best him in good old-fashioned fisticuffs and wrestling. Can you prove him wrong?

Objective: Defeat Two-Ton Thomas in a fair, one-on-one fight inside his ring.

Reward: +2 Kills

Rules:
* Winner is decided by knock out or tap out.
* No weapons or magic allowed. Armor is, except for helmets and hoodwear. To quote Thomas, "You can't truly fight a man until you see the fear in his eyes!"
* Two-Ton Thomas regenerates all wounds and injuries immediately after a fight, but you do not. Fight at your own risk.
* Do not cheat. Thomas takes his rules and word very seriously. If you breach them in any way, prepare to face the consequences.

Spoiler: Two-Ton Thomas (click to show/hide)

Name: Two-Ton Thomas
Gender: Manly!
Age: 152
Appearance: 2 meters tall, sculpted like he was carved out of ice by a master artisan, impressive mustache. Wears nothing but a tight wrestler's suit.
Backstory: Two-Ton Thomas hails from a time when men fought like men! Four time, Worldwi-, er, Canadian Fighting Champion, he takes pride in being the cream of the crop at the sport of fighting. He attributes his longevity to vigorous training as well as his special "Liquid Courage" formula. He seeks to find if true, honorable fighters still exist in this modern age.

Abilities:
1. Canadian Champion (Passive) - Thomas has mastered Greco-Roman Wrestling, Boxing and Karate, and thus receives +2 to all of them.
2. Kangaroo Kick (Active) - Nowadays known as a dropkick, but Thomas is not one prone to changing with the times. Thomas jumps up into the air and kicks out with both of his feet. If this successfully hits, the target can only perform one action during the following turn. 2 turn cooldown.
3. Superb Suplex (Active) - Thomas wraps his arms around the waist of his opponent and pulls them upwards before slamming them backwards down onto the mat. Has a high change to stun his target if successful. 1 turn cooldown.
4. Iron Man (Passive) - He's as strong as a lion and fierce as a narwhal! Thomas is extremely tough, and is much harder to knock out or incapacitate due to blood loss or pain when compared to your average fighter.
5. Honor-bound (Passive) - Thomas takes his rules very seriously. Those that break them, or try to best him with dishonorable intentions and actions, are surely to be met with swift recourse.

Equipment:
1. Wrestling Suit - Bares the chest besides two thin suspender-like parts before broadening at the waist and finally ending as shorts for the thighs. One-piece, extremely tight.
2. Stools - Two small stools in opposite corners of the ring, for rests in between rounds or fights. Thomas demands you not use them as improvised weapons.
3. Liquid Courage - A large brown jug that Thomas drinks out of between fights. Has never revealed what is in it since he developed the concoction.

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Rule Update: Additional penalized actions during a turn, (ex. -1 for a third action, -3 for a fourth, etc.) no longer have the penalization applied to just that action, but all rolls during that turn. This means that if you performs four actions in a turn, you will receive a -3 to all rolls for the duration of that turn, including defending against attackers as well as -3 to counter-attacks as well.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 5: Familiar Faces
Post by: TCM on June 30, 2016, 07:05:53 pm

Spoiler: AL-2048 (Kashyyk) (click to show/hide)

Name: AL-2048
Gender: Unknown. The armour obscures all.
Age: 20? You can't exactly tell.
Appearance:  Nothing can be seen under the armour.
Backstory: Trained from a young age at an Imperial Academy, AL-2048 knows only loyalty to the emperor.

Abilities:
1. Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy (Passive) - The E-11 Blaster Rifle is difficult to use without specialised training
2. Squad Combat (Passive) - Stormtroopers do not act alone. They deploy in squads
3. Unyielding Resolve (Passive) - Their training combined with their loyalty to the emperor makes them highly resistant to fear and mind-affecting effects
4. Suppressing Fire (Passive) - The sheer volume of fire unleashed when attacking will cause anyone with a sense of self preservation to seek cover, even when if they don't get hit
5. Imperial Assets (Passive) - Instead of acquiring special abilities when getting kills the squad will instead be reinforced and additional equipment (such as weapons and vehicles) may be provided

Equipment:
1. Stormtrooper Armour - A hardened plastoid composite, it is almost impervious to solid projectiles and shrapnel, but almost completely ineffective against energy weapons. High Calibre AP rounds can also pierce the armour. It does however limit mobility and vision, making it difficult to aim.
2. E-11 Blaster Rifle - A rapid fire, accurate energy weapon, capable of releasing an unending stream of blasts, assuming the user can manage the heat generated. Exceptionally difficult to use without training.
3. Thermal Detonators - A high explosive the size of an apple, it has a variable fuse and is surprisingly powerful for its size.

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Status: Blunt Force Trauma'd [-1 to all Physical Rolls] [1/15 Stormtroopers]
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Stormtrooper Armour, E-11 Blaster Rifle, Thermal Detonators

Spoiler: Johnny Jokotaru (Sanure) (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet:
Name: Johnny Jokotaru
Gender: M.
Age: 27
Appearance: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jQSFWPkJnkU/TQJ9hxNwS7I/AAAAAAAAD54/hu8wxZFmSh0/s1600/952310_20091023_screen010.png
Stand: Dog Days http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JFop7w2WODo/VHsYJw_M0xI/AAAAAAAAEyg/8xyYqTRyYkA/s1600/catgirl2.png
Backstory: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey now. Don't go getting any funny thoughts about looking me up. You wont find a thing."

Abilities:
1. Toriya, Toriya, Toriya!!! [Passive] - Upon a successful attack roll of 8-10 before bonuses, Johnny strikes the enemy again, repeating this ability until a failure. If the strike would kill the enemy, It's negated and Johnny uses Death Spiral Uppercut!.
2. Death Spiral Uppercut! [Active] - Strikes an enemy square in the jaw, killing them and sending them spiraling into the air. Does nothing if the enemy is not about to die.
3. Yoriya, Yoriya, Yoriya!!!  [Pasive] - Johnny's stand follows up all of Johnny's attacks, adding in her own equally strong strike. Only active while Dog Days is out.
4. Stand: Dog Days [Active] - Johnny activates his stand, causing the area around him to seem to become humid and sleepy. Enemies gain -2 to attack and defense rolls while Dog Days is active.
5. Sleepy Haze [Active] - Johnny yawns, causing time around him to slow down. Johnny gains +2 to Attack and Defense rolls for 2 Turns. 4 Turn cooldown. [Cooling: 3 Turns]
6. Attack Movement Manipulation [Active]: If a Ranged Attack targets Johnny during this turn, it is redirected towards a hostile target in the area, including the user of the Ranger Attack. 2 Turn Cooldown.
7. Self-Existence Manipulation/Dimension Traveling [Active]: Johnny can freely enter into and out of the 'Non-Dimension', a plane that exists outside of the "real" universe. Whenever Johnny makes this transition, all previous wounds, ailments, on going buffs, etc. from the previous dimension disappear. (Equipment is retained.) The Non-Dimension is a mysterious land filled with wondrous and horrific phenomena unknown to mortal, so there is great reward and risk in traveling to the Non-Dimension. Traveling between the dimensions takes intense concentration, thus it takes a full turn to activate this ability, and if Johnny is interrupted at any point during the process it will be canceled.

Equipment:
1. Bands of Asura- Golden bands worn on the wrists and ankles. Adds +2 to Unarmed attack rolls.
2. Reminder of the Dog Days - A crown of gold worn by the toughest member of the Jokotaru tribes. Only those that can work on the hottest of the dog days is allowed to wear it. Adds +3 to Defense rolls.
3. Gift of the Dog Days - A jeweled amulet Johnny made for his stand. She can't wear it, so he wears it for her. Adds +2 to Dog Day's rolls.

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Status: Right Thumb Severed [Bleeding]
Kills: 2
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Bands of Asura, Reminder of the Dog Days, Gift of the Dog Days

Spoiler: The Road Warrior (IamanElfCollaborator) (click to show/hide)

Name: The Road Warrior. He needs no other name.
Gender: More male than even alpha males.
Age: He rides eternal. His age is the same.
Appearance: Hard to tell what their body looks like, as their whole body is suited up, with a black longcoat, leather gloves, black tattered body armor and biker pants, heavy black motorcycle boots with spurs on the heels. Their face is covered by a brownish scarf, a pair of aviator goggles and a dusty hat.
Backstory: There are legends of those who walk among the living and the dead. Legends of those who ride through dust, wood and salt. Legends of those who ride through towns at night and leave nothing but corpses upon first morning light. Legends of those who ride upon the highway eternal, shiny and chrome, trailed by those who were awaited, his eternal brothers in arms. Legends upon tales upon myths speak of these figures, but the one name is attached to this mysterious figure.

The Road Warrior.

Abilities
1. Witness Me (Passive): If the next attack would kill the Road Warrior and he has no Brothers in Arms to take the attack for him, the Road Warrior and his would-be killer must make three rolls afterwards. If two of the killer's rolls are higher than the Road Warrior's, the Road Warrior dies as normal. If two of the Road Warrior's rolls are higher, the Road Warrior kills his would-be killer instead of dying and turns them into a Brother in Arms. If the result is otherwise (all equal), neither the Road Warrior nor his killer kills him and the fight resumes as normal. This only triggers once per turn, against one opponent (group enemies count as one opponent). Only triggers if he has no Brothers left to take an attack and if this is the first time in that turn this has triggered.
2. Out Of Control (Passive): The Road Warrior gets a +2 bonus to dodging and driving and +1 to fighting other vehicles.
3. You Are Awaited (Passive): The Road Warrior gets an increasing bonus to attack rolls the more wounded their opponent is.
4. What A Lovely Day (Passive): The Road Warrior negates all passive buffs upon the opponent and debuffs upon himself upon engaging an opponent. This has no effect on buffs activated after initiating battle.
5. Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome (Passive): Instead of getting a new Ability randomly, the Road Warrior, upon making kills, turns his killed victim into a Brother in Arms, getting access to one of their Abilities of his choice. This Brother in Arms rides with the Warrior, and each Brother makes an attack of their own at -2 penalty (with +1 to driving and dodging due to being bikers), with their own HP. A Brother can be targeted by an attack, and the Warrior and his Brothers can be hit by AOE attacks.  If the Road Warrior is hit by a lethal attack, a Brother in Arms can be expended, dying in the Warrior's place at the cost of the bonus and the ability granted. If the Road Warrior goes up against a grouped opponent (i.e. a platoon), the Road Warrior can take Brothers with each hit that he damages the platoon; they grant him neither damage nor abilities (unless he has killed the last member of the group) but they can take attacks for him. He automatically starts with one Brother in Arms that grants him no abilities whatsoever.

Equipment
1. The Pursuer: An old motorcycle, scratched up and shot but nonetheless running far better than a bike of its age and condition has any right to. While on it, the Road Warrior always outruns opponents who are on foot and has a +2 to outrunning opponents in vehicles.
2. Brother Koch: A machine gun, stained with the blood of many of his victims. +2 to attack rolls.
3. Infernal Engine: His bike is equipped with a lot of weird upgrades. +2 to physical dodging.
4. Pleasant Brother: Banter - With a two turn cool down, Pleasant Brother may cause his opponents to become furious, increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two. [Cooling: 1 Turns] [Right Leg Missing, Bleeding Fatally]

The Road Warrior's Theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyERfHRjTTo)

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Status: Chest Burned Superficially
Kills: 2
Location: Toyland
Inventory: The Pursuer, Brother Koch, Infernal Engine, Brother Pleasant

Spoiler: The Peacekeepers (click to show/hide)

Name: Peacekeeper of Platoon HFDR-98 (Just "Peacekeeper" for short)
Gender: Varies.
Age: 22-54
Appearance: A group of typical Peacekeeper units. (http://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/297a9c550c30258db968d9a944e4f749-650-80.jpg) Wait, Halo? What's a Halo?
Backstory: The Peacekeepers are the official police and armed forces of the NFL in the NFL-verse featured in Trespassers of the Universe. They patrol major cities to promote stability and peace while at the same time doing their best to keep criminals and revolutionaries from the Favelas out of the walls of the major football city-states. They have years of training and are equipped with cutting edge technology.

Abilities:
1. Peacekeeper Training (Passive) - The Peacekeeper has trained for years in the art of combat. +2 Firearms, +1 Melee Combat, +1 Explosives.
2. Shields Up (Passive) - The armor of a Peacekeeper comes with a force-shield that absorbs a significant amount of damage and self-restores over time. If an attack overcomes the shields or penetrates the armor, it directly damages the Peacekeeper, who can not be directly healed while they are in their suit.
3. ElectroShock (Active) - When the Peacekeeper is in direct contact with someone, their suit can administer an electric shock that can cause their target to be penalized during their next turn, can cause them to lose an Action, or even knock them unconscious with a particularly powerful jolt. This ability can not kill a character.
4. Hyper Evasion (Active) - The Peacekeeper activates a system in their armor which pumps them full of drugs which heighten awareness and reflexes, giving them a +5 to all defensive rolls for one turn. The Peacekeeper can not counter-attack while Hyper Evasion is activated. Hyper Evasion takes up 2 Actions. The turn after using Hyper Evasion, the Peacekeeper is tired and gets a -1 to all physical rolls. 2-Turn Cooldown.
5. Team Strategy - Formidable on their own, Peacekeepers really thrive when working together with each other or other allies. For each Ally a Peacekeeper has in a fight, they receive +1 to attacking rolls.

Equipment:
1. X43-N Laser Rifle - The standard assault rifle of the Peacekeepers. Holds a 30 round clip and is meant to penetrate conventional armor. It is intentionally bulky and tough so that it can be improvised as a melee weapon.
2. Peacekeeper Armor - Top of the line armor heavy enough to resist all kinds of trauma, though a well-trained and powerful Peacekeeper can wear it. Comes equipped with a force-shield and keeps track of the Peacekeeper's vitals.
3. Fragmentation Grenades - Old fashioned but still effective. Throw at a group of enemies and a burst of metal fragments sprays all over the place to impale multiple targets. The Peacekeeper comes into battle armed with 4 Frag Grenades.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Food Court/Theater Area
Inventory: X43-N Laser Rifle, Peacekeeper Armor, 4 Fragmentation Grenades

Spoiler: The Huntress (Twinwolf) (click to show/hide)

Name: Huntress

Gender: Female

Age: She can’t remember. She also may or may not have unknowingly become a vampire. Or a werewolf. It’s unclear with Hunters.

Appearance: Picture (http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/940/318/bf4.jpg)

Backstory: A Hunter of beasts in Yharnam, the city of blood. She can’t remember her past before this; there is little but the Hunt and the Dream (capitalization intentional). All she knows is she was sick, and sought the panacea known as Paleblood. Somehow she ended up a Hunter.

Yharnamites covet blood above all else. It’s taken the place of alcohol, a not small amount of food and drink, and any sort of medicine. This Huntress doesn’t care for it besides the healing properties of the blood vials. Which given her line of work, are consumed like candy.

Abilities:

1. Blood Vial (Active): The Huntress heals themself using a Blood Vial. It heals more if she has taken damage the previous turn.

2. Dodge (Active): The Hunters of Yharnam are light on their feet, used to monsters that can end them should they stop moving for even a moment. The action adds +3 to the dodge roll against an attack. The second time it is used in a turn, it only confers +1 dodge.

3. Shoot (Active): The Huntress fires her pistol at the enemy. If she hits them and they are attacking, they are stunned.

4. Visceral Attack (Active): The enemy being stunned, the Huntress takes her opportunity. When an enemy has been stunned, either by the Shoot action or another source, this attack is an automatic hit and high damage.

5. Charged Attack (Active): A charged attack that takes 2 actions. If it hits it does high damage.

Equipment:
1. Hunter’s Garb: A tough leather set that is easy to move in. Provides a +2 to Dodge rolls.

2. Ludwig’s Holy Blade: A simple blade that doubles as the hilt for the ludicrously large blade on the Huntress’ back. In normal form, the weapon adds +2 to attack rolls using it. In large form, it takes 2 actions to use and removes access to the Shoot action, but adds 4 to attack rolls.

3. Pistol: A simple pistol that doesn’t pack much punch. Lowers the defense roll of an enemy shot with it by 2 for one turn.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Outisde Adventureville
Inventory: Hunter's Garb, Ludwig's Holy Blade, Pistol

Spoiler: Coldsteel the Hedgehog (Elephant Parade) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coldsteel
Gender: Male
Age: 18
Appearance: A purple (the cool kind, not the other kind) hedgehog with earrings and a torn ear and he's super cool
Backstory: bio: coldsteel was born with a special power. he was stronger than all his classmates in the sonic fighting academy. he served in the sonic military fighting shadow and in the final battel against shadow they were fighting and shadow turned him to the darkness and coldseel turned against sonic and killed him. he lost a part of his ear in the battle which is why he doesnt have a part of his ear. he doesnt want the wish but he joined the arena anyway to kill people.
likes: hurtin people, bein badass, motorcycles, nine inch nails (the band), killing, death, punk rock, jinco jeans, skulls, darkness, ninne inch nails (on finger), earings, purple
dislikes: niceness, happiness, levis, kevin robinson, short nails, khaoskid663, sunshine, life, my dad, football

Abilities:
1. (Active) psssh...: Coldsteel points out how LAME an in-progress attack or action is, shutting it down immediately.
2. (Active) nothin personnel...: Coldsteel banishes all nearby non-player combatants to a random location 666 miles away. The banished combatants return three turns later, and cannot be banished again.
3. (Active) kid...: if pssh and nothin personnel are used in the same turn, the target is turned into a goat for one turn (4-turn cooldown) (praise satan)
4. (Passive/Active) a special power: Coldsteel is stronger than all his classmates in the Sonic Battle Academy; he can run faster than Sonic, control chaos* better than Shadow, fly faster (and COOLER) than Tails, punch people harder than Knuckles, AND use telekinesis better than Silver; he gains a +3 bonus to all these actions. He's not a better mechanic than Tails because robots are for NERDS.
5. (Passive) dislikes: niceness: If Coldsteel is ever shown mercy or kindness, he will suffer a -2 to all rolls until he can kill the person who did it. (can't stack with itself)
6. (Active) Darkness Attacks: (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Attacks) +2 to Darkness type Attacks. Does not stack with Chaos Control, as it is a different power altogether.

Equipment:
1. Chaos Emerald: It's an emerald filled with chaos energy or something. Coldsteel stole it from Shadow's corpse after he killed him, or something.
2. earrings: they are magic barrier earrings that give +2 defence and protect against dumb insults about them being girly, shut up khaoskid663
3. Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography: If Coldsteel manages to find a way to play his terrible CDs, anyone else listening will suffer a -4 malus to all rolls until they smash the source.

* Chaos control is pretty versatile; it can slow down time, teleport stuff, and form energy attacks.

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Status: One Spike Cut Off [Bleeding]
Kills: 1
Location: C.J. Nickels
Inventory: Chaos Emerald, earrings, Nine-Inch Nails Complete Discography

Spoiler: Aeyza (The Moonlit Shadow) (click to show/hide)

Name: Aeyza
Gender: Male
Age: Not mortal 20's
Appearance: 5'11" human. Blonde hair, ~short. Fair skin, brown eyes. Wears a dark blue shirt, black pants striped with dark blue, and blue and gray jacket with hood.
Backstory: A guy who will become not-a-guy (immortal, you idiot, not girl)

Abilities:
1. Aperture Science Tester (Passive) - Is able to solve problems while flying through the air at high speeds (i.e., no penalties when grappling or otherwise moving at high speeds.)
2. Unload (Active - 1 turn CD) - Can use a single action three times without any penalties, uses up two turns, however.
3. Railbolts (Passive) - Never run out of ammo for the railcannon. Might want to call them un-rail bolts.
4. War Veteran (Passive) - Being a veteran of war, Aeyza gets +1 to cover and +1 to aim.
5. Brace (Active - 3 turn CD) - On the next turn, Aeyza suffers no recoil. [Cooling: 2 Turns]
6. Cross Creation (Active): (http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cross_Creation) Aeyza can create crucifixes made of Divine energy. These crucifixes can manifest anywhere from many small crosses to one giant cross.

Equipment:
1. Railcannon - A heavy autocannon that actually uses coils. Powerful enough to smash through armor like a shell through glass. It's usually mounted on vehicles, so while the first shot is accurate, each successive shot is usually not. It has a lot of recoil and bracing with both feet is usually required to not lose the user's balance. Brace with legs and an arm to maybe get two shots at full accuracy and not be pushed back much. Is attached to top of right arm. +4 to attack rolls, -1 to mobility if shot once, -2 if shot twice, cannot move if shot three or more times. Ways to brace lower penalty. Incurs accuracy penalties when fired multiple times.
2. Magnasabers - A pair of medium weight metal blades. Both sides are sharpened. Swinging one of them activates a mechanism that accelerates the blade to incredibly fast speeds, and with this force the blade is practically unparriable and can slice through the thickest metal if it has enough time to accelerate. Hard to dodge, and has to be predicted by the user's movements and the brief flicker before the blade is too quick. Follow through is quite tough, however. Two blades let the wielder get two good swings through, after that they're probably dead. +3 to attack roll, (when used) -2 to dodge, -2 parry.
3. Power armor with grapple attachment - Powered plate armor. A grapple is mounted on the left arm, with two modes: magnetic and adhesive. Improves user's strength as well as giving protection, and also adds weight. Has space for 2 carried medium weapons or 1 heavy weapon on back; 1 medium carried weapon or 2 small carried weapons on outside legplates, for each leg; and 1 medium or heavy weapon on right arm. +1 stability, +1 to defensive rolls, +1 strength (in all it's forms, including mobility), allows grappling: can shoot a grapple that attaches to a relatively smooth surface and pulls in the suit - pulling can be controlled but some circumstances will cause the grapple to detach and come back if there is too much stress on the rope.

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Status: Right Ear Shot [-1 Hearing]
Kills: 1
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Railcannon, Magnasabers, Power Armor w/ Grapple Attachment

Spoiler: Skullduggery Pleasant (Midnight Jaguar) (click to show/hide)

Name: Skullduggery Pleasant
Gender: well he was male.
Age: about 443 years old
Appearance: he is a skeleton impeccably dressed in a three piece black suit and wearing a black formal hat and brown gloves.
Backstory: Well he was fighting a crazy apprentice that had the power of a god and was suddenly teleported here. Go Figure.

Abilities:
1. Snap: active: by snapping his fingers he can summon a fireball/a jet of flame and hurl/shoot it at people.
2. Flight: active: He can fly for two turns and with a three turn cool down.
3. Banter: active: With a two turn cool down Skullduggery may cause his opponents to become furious increasing their attack roll by one while decreasing their defense rolls by two.
4. Versatile: passive: Skullduggery may swap or replace his bones for any other bones that exist
5.Lord Vile: active: With a five turn cool down Skullduggery may become Lord Vile if he has Lord Vile's armor for two turns: While Lord Vile he can command shadows to cut people to ribbons or use necromancy to raise corpses he also has a +3 to attack and a +2 to defensive rolls while in this form. However after becoming Skullduggery again he can not attack and suffers a -2 to defense rolls for two turns. [Active: 1 Turn Remaining]
6. Cyclone Spinning: Active: While Flying, Skullduggery Pleasant can attack with a special Cyclone Spin which does heavy Physical damage.

Equipment:
1. Revolver: it's a .45 caliber 6 six shot revolver. Gives him +2 When using it.
2. 1960 Bentley: It's a beautiful and very heavy car [Disabled, On Fire]
3. Lord Viles armor.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Revolver, Lord Viles Armor

Spoiler: Segata Sanshiro (Failbird105) (click to show/hide)

Name: Segata Sanshiro
Gender: Male
Age: Coalesced into existence on November 22 1994, then proceeded to live until Earth became Mobius, where he dueled Sonic the Hedgehog himself
Appearance:
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l4hmb81X1qg6ae4o1_500.jpg)
Backstory: Segata Sanshiros entire life is Sega

Abilities:
1. Segata throw(active): Segata judo throws the target, who then explodes... twice, it's surprisingly less lethal than it seems.
2. Segata blitz(active): Segata performs a super fast flurry of punches at the target
3. Segata clone(active): Segata creates many clones of himself with varying sizes, these clones lack his abilities and physical capabilities, being only equal to a real world martial artist scaled to their size
4. SEGATA SANSHIRO(active): Segata's theme song plays from absolutely nowhere for two turns, this gives Segata Sanshiro a +2 to all combat rolls, a +1 to all other rolls, and a +3 to Segata throw, this has a two turn cooldown.
5. The power of Sega Saturn(passive): Segata Sanshiro is very superhuman, to the point where he can hold back an in flight ICBM while standing on a glass window, however he does have weaknesses, his TRUE power(like around the level of what I just described) only can be unlocked when defending something Sega related, the more related it is, the more powerful he is while defending it. His abilities are also ineffective against the undead.

Equipment:
1. Training equipment: Segata Sanshiro carries around a giant Sega Saturn and controller on his back, they are extremely durable as they can take a barrage of his own punches unharmed.
2. Disguise kit: Segata Sanshiro uses this to make extremely realistic disguises.(takes a turn to do)
3. Great hair: Segata's hair is so mighty, that anyone who sees for the first time it must succeed in a willpower roll or be stunned.

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Status: Left Arm Slightly Singed, Left Leg Grazed
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Training Equipment, Disguise Kit, Great Hair

Spoiler: Sans (Digital Demon) (click to show/hide)

Name: sans
Gender: Male
Age: * i haven't really been keepin' track.
Appearance: *checkin' me out, huh? (https://slm-assets2.secondlife.com/assets/12703379/view_large/sans_512.jpg?1446743951)
Backstory: * not much, really.

Abilities:
1. dodge (passive) - can dodge any attack, if he scores a >5 defense roll, making it do no damage. however, can only take 1 hit of any damage before dying
2. special attack (active) - prevents an enemy from taking it's turn, causing it to not be able to roll against the next attack. 5 turn cooldown
3. knowledge (passive) - grants use of the g. blasters
4. you're blue now (active) - can control the gravity of an enemy, and move them to his will, however, they still retain some control, able to move, if circumstances permit. 2 turn cooldown.
5. bad time (passive) - -1 from any enemy's defensive roll, but +1 to any enemy's attack roll

Equipment:
1. bones - more magic than physical tool, can be summoned from the ground, or hands to be fired at enemies. can also be used to impale, in combination with 'you're blue now'. is removed upon death
2. g. blasters - ... can be summoned at will, and shoot lasers at enemies. can be used in combination with bones, but has a 2 turn cooldown. a max of 5 can be summoned at once. is removed upon death
3. scarf - grants a +1 to defensive rolls, and gives a +1 to offensive rolls,(but the offense bonus is only for sans)

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniels
Inventory: Bones, Scarf

Spoiler: Coil (FallacyofUrist) (click to show/hide)

Name: Coil
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged
Appearance: Middle-aged man in high-tech body armor.
Backstory: Rather than taking over one city, Coil, mastermind that he was, commissioned a device to allow crossing between universes and went here(with his minions), in an attempt to gain the power needed to conquer the WORLD.

Abilities:
Timeline Divergence(Active): Coil splits the timeline in two, and can choose different actions for each alternate timeline. After both timelines are resolved, he must choose one timeline to "collapse", nullifying it and making the other one the primary timeline. Coil, and only Coil, remembers the occurrences in the other timeline. Three turn cool down.
Bribe(Active): Coil is extremely wealthy. Using this ability, he may choose an NPC and recruit said NPC to work for him. Requires Uber-Commnicatior. Three turn cool down.
Mercenary Legions(Passive): With each player/quest NPC kill Coil or his minions makes, instead of gaining a new power, roll 1d8:
1-3: Coil gains 1 Squad.
4-6: Coil gains 1 Squad, plus an additional asset(some sort of additional equipment, vehicles, soldiers, supplies, etc. Roll 1d10 to see how good it is.)
7: Coil gains 2 Squads.
8: Roll again, and Coil gains a superhuman with a random power from the Superpowers Wiki.
At the start of the game, Coil gets to roll twice on this table.
Communications Master(Passive): Coil can give orders to his Squads and other minions without using up his action limit. Requires Uber-Communicator.
Damaging PR Campaign(1-Shot, Active): Via some orders on his Uber-Communicator, Coil launches an damaging PR campaign against a target player. Effects depend on a 1d10 luck roll. Requires Uber-Communicator.

Equipment:
Uber-Communicator: A "smartphone" that is anything but. Extremely durable, near infinite battery life... perfect for Coil's usage.
Body Armor: A suit of high-tech body armor that gives Coil himself(not his minions) +3 to resist physical damage.
Gravity Pistol: A very advanced "pistol" that can create fields of extremely enhanced gravity. 5 charges remaining.

Squad Details:
Each Squad is a group of 8 trained mercenaries, with 6 soldiers, one commander, and either a field medic or a minigun user(determined via 1d2 when spawned). Each Squad has a +2 to physical damage resistance because of their body armor, and a +2 to shooting enemies(for damage and aim). Field medics and minigun users may be commanded individually. Field medics get +3 to heal people, and minigun users may attack any number of nearby enemies in a turn and get +4 to shooting damage instead of +2. Minigun users have a one-turn start up before they can shoot and then must spend a turn reloading afterwards if they wish to use their Miniguns again.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 1
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Uber-Communicator, Body Armor, Gravity Pistol, Alpha Squad [6 Soldiers/Commander/Minigun], Beta Squad [4 Soldiers/Commander/Minigun], Chi Squad [6 Soldiers/Commander/Medic], Stylish Cane, Pocket Pistol

Spoiler: Codename: 47 (Greatness942) (click to show/hide)

Name: Agent 47
Gender: Male
Age: 55
Appearance: He is around 6'2", with a muscular build. He is quite pale, with imposing facial features. He is bald, with barcode on the back of his neck. He usually wears a snazzy suit with fingerless gloves. His eyes are light blue, and focused on the next person who's going to die.
Backstory: Agent 47 is the 47th clone of Otto Wolfgang Ort-Meyer, who has been employed by an agency known as the ICA to work as a contract killer, or Hitman. Working under his handler Diana Burnwood, 47 is cold and efficient, and while able to be caring, he closes off emotional attachments to anything and everything in order to complete his mission easier.

Abilities:
1st: Master of Disguise (Active): Upon knocking out or killing anyone, 47 can put on their clothing and infiltrate any area, provided he avoids people who know that person well, meaning a -2 to getting past them.

2nd: Handler at the ICA (Active): Diana can call 47 on an earpiece, providing him with info on any one opponent, which provides a +2 to attacks. Due to constant calls being very suspicious to anyone who could potentially hear, it has a 3-4 turn cooldown.

3rd: Infiltrator (Passive): Agent 47's main priority is stealth, so all rolls to avoid getting seen get a +2. (So, if 47 tries to hide from, say, Sans, 47 will get a +2 to not getting spotted.)

4th: Marksman (Passive): 47 is an expert at marksmanship of many kinds. 47 gets a +1 to throwing weapons and a +2 to ranged weapons like Sniper Rifles and his signature Silverballers.

5th: Instinct Mode (Active): For one turn, 47 can use Instinct Mode to see through walls, in order to plan out his attack. He cannot see where people are going until they start moving, however, and he cannot use it during combat, due to needing to concentrate.

Equipment:

1st: 47's Signature Suit: The Suit 47 takes with him during contracts. The Suit itself is unremarkable, though under the suit, it has a bulletproof vest and ammo pouch. +1 to defense rolls.

2nd: Silverballers: 47's signature pistols. They are modified AMT Hardballers, with a chrome build, improved sights, and a laser sight. Due to AMT Hardballers being built similarly to the Colt M1911 45., they only have 7 rounds, though one in the chamber can be included.

3rd: Fiber Wire: The garrote 47 takes with him. They can only be used from behind, but they are strong enough that strangulation, if not the breaking of the neck itself, happen only a few seconds after 47 wraps it around their neck. Victims can escape, but they get a -1 to defense due to their being caught off guard with the stealthy nature of the Garrote.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: C.J. Daniel's
Inventory: 47's Signature Suit, Silverballers, Fiber Wire

Spoiler: Kyoko Sakura (piratejoe) (click to show/hide)

Name: Kyoko Sakura.
Gender: Female.
Age: 15.
Appearance: "Hey, why are ya staring at me?" (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/puellamagifanon/images/9/9f/Kyokorender.png/revision/latest?cb=20150105041338)
Backstory: "I ain't telling you, after all i only just met ya." (Not stating here cuz spoilers)
Abilities:
1. Puella Magi (Passive): Kyoko is a Puella Magi, she feels less physical pain and is able to survive any attack so long as her soul gem stays intact, though she can still be incapacitated.
2. Veteran Magical Girl (Passive): Exactly what it says on the tin, she is better at dodging and attacking since she has done this thing for a while.
3.Rosso Phantasma: Kyoko can make copy's of herself as well as make other illusions, though she cant really use it as much anymore ever since a certain thing happened in her past.
4.Scorpion Spear: A gigantic version of her spear that she can summon, its only used as a last resort and the power needed for its use is life threatening.
5. Don't waist food (Passive): Kyoko loves food, really she does. If someone does something to destroy food she will get a bit angry with them... okay that's a massive understatement. She also is almost always eating something.

Equipment:
1. Modular Spear: A  modular spear. While steel hard, it is extremely flexible, and can extend or bend easily. The handle can be broken down into numerous pieces, connected by a chain, allowing the user to attack or defend over a wide area. The chain runs along the handle, ending in a heavy ball at the blunt side. The ball's weight is used to easily wrap the chain around foes, restricting them.
2. Soul gem: The one thing all puella magi have, it allows her to go into her magi form as and contains her soul, she would technically still be alive if only her soul gem was left of her.
3. Box of pocky: Exactly what it says on the tin, its just a box of chocolate pocky.
"Oh, i see, guess you have to die now!"

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Toyworld
Inventory: Modular Spear, Soul Gem, Box of Pocky

Spoiler: Crusty Pete (Ardent Debater) (click to show/hide)

Name: Crusty Pete
Gender: Male. Definitely Male.
Age:
Appearance: Crusty Pete is a very large, muscular being that if not a Human, at least heavily resembles one. A very thick layer of accumulated Filth has built up over the Eons Years, and acts as a sort of second skin. Crusty Pete reeks of Tobasco Sauce, Cheap Booze, and what smells like some kind of Chili Powder. He is extremely hairy, to the extant that his bodily appearance is unknowable, his hair is brown with many gray streaks, food stains, and miscellaneous garbage tangled up in it. He wears a pair of well-worn Gray Overalls that might've been Blue once upon a time, a filthy undershirt, a pair of heavily scuffed Leather Boots, and lastly, a pair of seemingly ordinary, yet unusual Sunglasses. His Hands, the only visible part of his body, are extremely calloused, filthy, and scarred. He Laughs at everything in a Psycotic Manner and seems to have no Fear of Death, but he does have a Crippling Phobia of Spaghetti, for reasons known only to him.
Backstory: "De day dat I tell the likes a' You my backstory 'll be da day I die!"

Abilities:
1. Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) When in Melee Combat with a Living Opponent with a Functioning sense of Smell, that Opponent must roll a 5 or Higher to Attack each Turn, if that Opponent rolls a 4 or Lower, they are Stunned and unable to Attack for the Turn. However, Crusty Pete gains a -4 Penalty to All stealth rolls.
2. Sentient Hair, (ACTIVE) When in Melee Combat, Crusty Pete can unleash his Mystical Living Beard to Attack 1 Opponent for 2 Turns. The Beard gets it's own Piercing Attack, and can roll to Attack the Opponent. It doesn't provide any bonuses or penalties to Crusty Pete's Attacks while functioning, however Crusty Pete and his Mystical Living Beard can Attack in the same Turn. The Sentient Hair Ability has a 4 Turn Cooldown.
3. Built Like An Ape, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete gains a +3 Bonus to All Strength Based rolls.
4. That Reeks! (ACTIVE) Crusty Pete gain gather all of his Stench and Fling it at an Opponent in a Fog. The Stench Fog has an Area of Effect Radius of 20 Feet, and all Living Opponents caught in it must roll to avoid instant heart failure. If they roll a 2 or Lower, they are Killed Instantly, but if they roll a 3 or Higher, they are only Blinded and Stunned until they can leave The Stench Fog. The Stench Fog has Acidic Properties and will damage Metal Equipment. Crusty Pete is Immune to The Stench Fog's Effects, But while The Stench Fog Ability is Functioning, Crusty Pete temporarily loses his Smells Horrible, (PASSIVE) Ability. The Stench Fog exists for 4 Turns, and has a Cooldown of 2 Turns.
5.  Large Size, (PASSIVE) Crusty Pete is Larger than Normal, giving him a -2 to all Dodging rolls, but a +2 to all Strength rolls, and sightly reduces the damage of successful hits.

Equipment:
1. Ma' Whoppin' Stick- A very large, makeshift wooden club. Despite it's crude nature, it could probably do a lot of damage to someone's body, and, judging by the Cracks in it's surface, it probably has.
2. A Can Of Beard Oil(6 Charges Left)- A Can Of Beard Oil, when used, it Strengthen's the User's Beard, giving it a +4 to all Beard Attacks for 2 Turns, however, too much of it will cause The User's Beard to Fall Off, and become it's own Combatant.
3. Strange Sunglasses- These malevolent shades give the User a +2 to resist Fear and Mental Attacks, but they may attempt to possess the Wearer after doing so, in an attempt to Join the Carnage and Get it's Grasping Appendages on the Prize.

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Status: Normal
Kills: 0
Location: Ditches & Hoes
Inventory: Ma' Whoppin' Stick, A Can of Beard Oil, Strange Sunglasses

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 30, 2016, 07:19:50 pm

Coil is silent for a moment.

"Chi Squad, Beta Squad, focus all firepower on that automobile. Alpha Squad, open fire on any combatants that attack me."

Simple enough. All of Coil's soldiers in Chi Squad and Beta Squad shoot that Bentley, focusing on its inhabitant. In the event that Coil himself is attacked, he will attempt to interrupt the attack using his Gravity Pistol, and Alpha Squad will shoot the attacker also.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on June 30, 2016, 07:22:54 pm

Oh yeah, I wanted to discuss Coil with you Fallacy. As it turns out, the ability to spawn and have multiple characters that posses +4 Firearms and +2 defense while being able to attack an unlimited number of enemies in a defined area is somewhat broken. Before they can be activated again, we'll have to balance the Mini-gun Units. Perhaps some sort of large flaw in their systems, or a start-up time (the opposite of a cooldown) before they can attack?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Elephant Parade on June 30, 2016, 07:25:42 pm

"hmm yess... this power is very... powerful..."

Enter Two-Ton Thomas' ring and challenge him to a fight.

"hah hah hah i am stronger than nuckles and u are weaker than nuckles...u can finnish that sentance"

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 30, 2016, 07:30:07 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 30, 2016, 07:22:54 pm

Oh yeah, I wanted to discuss Coil with you Fallacy. As it turns out, the ability to spawn and have multiple characters that posses +4 Firearms and +2 defense while being able to attack an unlimited number of enemies in a defined area is somewhat broken. Before they can be activated again, we'll have to balance the Mini-gun Units. Perhaps some sort of large flaw in their systems, or a start-up time (the opposite of a cooldown) before they can attack?

The start-up time idea sounds fine. Say... having to take one turn to set up their miniguns before being able to fire, and for even more fairness, throw in a much longer reload time than normal. Sound good?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Sanure on June 30, 2016, 07:39:40 pm

Johhny takes this moment before anything happens to pick up his thumb, and head to the food court to grab a bite to eat. He practically runs when he hears his stomach making those sounds.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on June 30, 2016, 07:41:00 pm

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on June 30, 2016, 07:30:07 pm

Quote from: TCM on June 30, 2016, 07:22:54 pm

Oh yeah, I wanted to discuss Coil with you Fallacy. As it turns out, the ability to spawn and have multiple characters that posses +4 Firearms and +2 defense while being able to attack an unlimited number of enemies in a defined area is somewhat broken. Before they can be activated again, we'll have to balance the Mini-gun Units. Perhaps some sort of large flaw in their systems, or a start-up time (the opposite of a cooldown) before they can attack?

The start-up time idea sounds fine. Say... having to take one turn to set up their miniguns before being able to fire, and for even more fairness, throw in a much longer reload time than normal. Sound good?

Sounds good, one turn set up so that people can attempt to run or disrupt them, and then a reload.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 30, 2016, 07:41:36 pm

......REEEEEEEEEEEE

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Twinwolf on June 30, 2016, 07:51:56 pm

Quote from: TheBiggerFish on June 30, 2016, 07:41:36 pm

......REEEEEEEEEEEE

(...vive? Revive?)

She shrugs, and motions for him to lead the way.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on June 30, 2016, 07:55:13 pm

((No, just REEEEEEEEEEEE.))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on June 30, 2016, 08:19:55 pm

47 uses Instinct Mode to find any combatants near him. Assuming he finds any, he will sneak up behind them and observe them. If they enter into combat with any other combatant, sneak up behind them, and shoot them point blank in the back of the head with the Silverballers.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: piratejoe on June 30, 2016, 08:29:13 pm

Kyoko gets up and instantly looks down at her soul gem, finding intact she breaths a sigh of relief. _{"Not dead yet."} she mutters under her breath as she runs over to her spear and grabs it before looking around at the chaos, she then notices the road warrior and shouts out. "You will regret ever thinking of attacking me!" before charging at him making use of Rosso Phantasma to make it seem like a army of herself was attacking to make the road warrior dodge fake attacks and leave him open to the real ones made by the real Kyoko.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: spümpkin on June 30, 2016, 08:39:33 pm

*well, back at it again, i s'pose.

Exit the store, and scout the area outside it for any combatants. Once found, begin following them, sneakily.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: MidnightJaguar on June 30, 2016, 09:55:40 pm

AHAHAHAHA, THIS IS WHAT NECROMANCY CAN DO.

Ignoring the minions summon shadows and tear coil apart with the shadow. Then use necromancy to reanimate McKatana, Crusty pete, and the two soldiers who just died and send them to fight the minions if coil doesn't die.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on June 30, 2016, 10:32:07 pm

Quote from: Greatness942 on June 30, 2016, 08:19:55 pm

47 looks around for a CJ Daniels employee. When no one's looking, subdue that employee, and take his outfit, before throwing the unconscious man in any nearby storage crate or empty dressing room. If I am able to, then in the same turn, use Instinct Mode to scout out any combatants in or around CJ Daneils, but don't do anything to them at the moment. I have a plan.

The mall is completely devoid of shoppers or workers, for safety reasons.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Sl4cker on June 30, 2016, 10:41:40 pm

From the depths of the earth's core, there is a stirring, as something forgotten, sealed away, awakens again. Johnny in his haste to defeat his rival, has literally unearthed an ancient, evil power... One that seeks the utter destruction of all who stand in its way between glory... and booze.

"A FIGHT? COUNT ME IN!!" (http://everyonegetinhere.com/)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 01, 2016, 12:14:37 am

Quote from: TCM on June 30, 2016, 10:32:07 pm

Quote from: Greatness942 on June 30, 2016, 08:19:55 pm

47 looks around for a CJ Daniels employee. When no one's looking, subdue that employee, and take his outfit, before throwing the unconscious man in any nearby storage crate or empty dressing room. If I am able to, then in the same turn, use Instinct Mode to scout out any combatants in or around CJ Daneils, but don't do anything to them at the moment. I have a plan.

The mall is completely devoid of shoppers or workers, for safety reasons.

Alright, thanks for telling me. I have edited my action a bit.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on July 01, 2016, 12:22:03 am

Nope. Not going to stay here.

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TRW: Retreat and get out of there, keeping on the move to prevent an ambush. Shoot at any Kyoko clone dumb enough to follow, aiming at the Soul Gem.
Brother Pleasant: Sacrifice yourself by driving in guns blazing into the Kyoko horde and firing with wild abandon.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Ardent Debater on July 01, 2016, 12:36:59 am

Crusty Pete reincarnates, and with a garbled bellow of drunken fury, attempts to club the nearest living thing with his Whoppin' Stick!

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: UristmcLibash on July 01, 2016, 01:06:10 am

Ungrim died during the first turn he was in... and in almost the exact same way as his son... Fuck it respawn as Ungrim.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2016, 01:54:10 am

I'd like to respawn as Chaos Theory now.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Failbird105 on July 01, 2016, 06:37:21 am

Segata looks down at his fallen foes.
"They were fools, they died like dogs for they did not devote their lives TO THE GLORY OF GAMING."
And he looks to his other foes, those still standing, Road Warrior and Aeyza.
"Your broken bodies will never forget the name, SEGATA SANSHIRO."

Begin theme song (this version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usp6t_h9CPY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usp6t_h9CPY))
Segata Blitz Aeyza
Then Segata Throw them at TRW

If the actions are successful, then Segata will perform his signature pose,
"Sega Saturn, SHIRO!"
and he then hands the nearest survivor(that ISN'T one of those two) the Sega Saturn he collected last turn

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Playergamer on July 01, 2016, 09:29:04 am

Respawn as the Viking.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Failbird105 on July 01, 2016, 10:45:43 am

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on July 01, 2016, 09:36:09 am

Quote from: Failbird105 on July 01, 2016, 06:37:21 am

If the actions are successful, then Segata will perform his signature pose,
"Sega Saturn, SHIRO!"
and he then hands the nearest survivor(that ISN'T one of those two) the Sega Saturn he collected last turn

((So you're giving it to the Stormtrooper?))

Or Kyoko, she's charging at the Road Warrior, so she'll likely be close enough as well, I'm just not sure who would be closer at the time is the thing.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Kashyyk on July 01, 2016, 11:01:48 am

Finally, AL-2048 had found someone who died to explosives and blaster fire. There was the awkward matter of almost getting crushed by a statue, but all in all things were improving.

AL-2048 takes cover from the rail rifle, then fires on the biker gang

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on July 01, 2016, 11:25:17 am

((I doubt either the Stormtrooper, Kyoko or Segata can actually catch TRW, considering he'll always outrun anyone on foot with no bonuses to movement. :P))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 01, 2016, 11:26:54 am

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on July 01, 2016, 09:36:09 am

((Also, what exactly does this "Cross Creation" do? What are the crosses for?))

Crosses are made of Divine Energy, so typically their uses are as physical shields/barriers or projectile weapons. Due to their nature, they are particularly effective against unholy targets, like demons or the undead.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 01, 2016, 11:30:42 am

Quote from: TCM on July 01, 2016, 11:26:54 am

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on July 01, 2016, 09:36:09 am

((Also, what exactly does this "Cross Creation" do? What are the crosses for?))

Crosses are made of Divine Energy, so typically their uses are as physical shields/barriers or projectile weapons. Due to their nature, they are particularly effective against unholy targets, like demons or the undead.

...Undead, eh?

*eyes TRW's remaining brother*

you should try those crosses on brother pleasant if you can, just sayin'

also

is it toyworld or toyland

or are those seperate places

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on July 01, 2016, 12:02:40 pm

((Pleasant's dead this turn anyway regardless.
dammit guys
i feel abused ;-;))

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 01, 2016, 12:36:01 pm

IMPORTANT NOTE: Toyland and Toyworld are the same place, I just use the terms interchangeably.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Failbird105 on July 01, 2016, 04:03:08 pm

Quote from: IamanElfCollaborator on July 01, 2016, 11:25:17 am

((I doubt either the Stormtrooper, Kyoko or Segata can actually catch TRW, considering he'll always outrun anyone on foot with no bonuses to movement. :P))

You are correct... hmm, maybe I should reverse the names in that case.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Failbird105 on July 01, 2016, 06:54:23 pm

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on July 01, 2016, 06:23:46 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on July 01, 2016, 04:03:08 pm

You are correct... hmm, maybe I should reverse the names in that case.

No! You will be choppa'd!

Tell that to the +3 to use you as an improvised grenade

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: piratejoe on July 04, 2016, 02:03:16 pm

*Bump*

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: piratejoe on July 07, 2016, 01:44:36 am

Uhm, TMC, its been about a week.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: piratejoe on July 09, 2016, 03:09:26 pm

Did this die TMC? Can you give us a report on whats taking so long or if this is now on hold or something? Just tell us anything please.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: UristmcLibash on July 10, 2016, 05:04:46 am

This is dead.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on July 10, 2016, 05:25:12 am

rip

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 10, 2016, 05:45:12 am

I would play the funeral organ, but I don't have one on hand, unfortunately. So, uh...hmm, I guess just take this Minecraft music that has Chopin's Funeral March in it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VuDwU4bW8Q)

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 10, 2016, 07:56:27 am

Which disc are you talking?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 10, 2016, 08:17:41 am

It says in the title of the video I linked to. The music disc is Ward, which is also my favorite disc in the game.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 10, 2016, 08:55:51 am

Ahh.  Yeah, it's a pretty nice disc.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Twinwolf on July 10, 2016, 09:23:09 am

...Has nobody been on the Discord? Not dead, TCM just hasn't had time recently. That and they may have bit off more than they can chew with not capping the player count.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 10, 2016, 09:42:41 am

I don't have the Discord app, because I suck, so I'm sorry that I didn't know that. On the bright side, not only does that mean the game's still going, but my favorite Minecraft disc can be seen by all. I might not download the Discord app right now, but I'll make sure to.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Twinwolf on July 10, 2016, 10:42:43 am

You can do it in-browser you know.

More things, apparently it's mostly because of the time it takes to actually write a turn. 4-6 hours, apparently.

And of course take everything I say with a grain of salt; I'm not the GM and I'm not a mind reader.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 10, 2016, 11:19:04 am

I know I could probably do it in-browser, but I was on mobile when I wrote that. Still on mobile by the way.

And yeah, you aren't a mind reader, and don't know everything. You're still a big help at the moment for those who are, in fact, on mobiles without Discord. Thanks.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Ragenaut on July 10, 2016, 02:01:31 pm

Name: A'a'ftu'ung shung
Gender: Thing
Age: Immortal
Appearance: A tall, skinny alien about 8 feet tall. Has long needle teeth and claws like scalpels.
Backstory: Coming from a land where there's no death, it comes to rescue people from all death, by gifting others with horrible, eternal life.

Abilities:
1. Super Sharp claws, usually laced with its Cure
2. Piercing teeth that injects its Cure
3. The Cure, whoever is infected with it gains complete immortality, at the cost of horrible cancer and painful, maddening transformation of the body. Those infected experience a eternal life of agony.
4.Regeneration from most wounds. acids, fire, and other things that destroy at a molecular level cannot be healed, and must be replaced.
5.Constant state of evolution. This attribute is random, and changes every few turns.

Equipment:
1. A cloak that disguises its true form. Looks with it on, and when slouching over
2. ?
3. ?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 10, 2016, 11:10:04 pm

I have been neglecting this game. Like a pestilence, I admit. As much as I hate to admit it, it is really hard for me to get something out of this game comparable to what I put in. That's nothing against the players, rather it's on the system that I've invented, and we now reach a point where a game, meant to minimize stress and salt and be little more than an entertaining diversion, has evolved into something where balance and carefully calculated and precise moves over a large numbers of players reigns. While this might be fine for some other GMs who look very precise and calculated games, I am not one of those GMs, and only realize this too late. It takes me roughly 4-6 hours to finish a turn, most of which is performing calculations and creating results, while I would rather spend that time making a fun, original and creative game at the expense of some logic and precision.

At this point, I am strongly reconsidering revamping this game, though I warn that it would take on a much fluffier, sillier and purposely balanced-but-not-that-much-honestly system, as well as being cooperative and not focused on Player-against-Player.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Sl4cker on July 10, 2016, 11:13:16 pm

i approve

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: piratejoe on July 11, 2016, 12:21:49 am

Quote from: TCM on July 10, 2016, 11:10:04 pm

At this point, I am strongly reconsidering revamping this game, though I warn that it would take on a much fluffier, sillier and purposely balanced-but-not-that-much-honestly system, as well as being cooperative and not focused on Player-against-Player.

The only thing i disagree with is it cooperative, i want to kill other players not npc's, then again that's just my opinion.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: IamanElfCollaborator on July 11, 2016, 12:35:18 am

Quote from: Sl4cker on July 10, 2016, 11:13:16 pm

i approve

prais co-op

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 12:37:13 am

Quote from: piratejoe on July 11, 2016, 12:21:49 am

Quote from: TCM on July 10, 2016, 11:10:04 pm

At this point, I am strongly reconsidering revamping this game, though I warn that it would take on a much fluffier, sillier and purposely balanced-but-not-that-much-honestly system, as well as being cooperative and not focused on Player-against-Player.

The only thing i disagree with is it cooperative, i want to kill other players not npc's, then again that's just my opinion.

As Elephant Parade acutely pointed out, PvP combat encourages hyper-balancing and minmaxing. I understand that this version of this game may not necessarily appeal to everyone playing this one, and I would not be insulted if some, or even most, of you did not join it.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 11, 2016, 03:28:10 am

co-op is fine

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 06:11:25 am

Honestly, the idea of different real, fictional, and OC characters fighting Boss Battles or what have you in enticing. Co-Op is perfectly fine.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 11, 2016, 08:16:14 am

Hm. I feel that most of the interest comes from the PvP aspect...

I have a third option to suggest, however.
Revamp this into a team based game(3 or 4 teams) competing for some objective. More cooperation, still keeps the PvP aspect.

Might want to set up a poll.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 11, 2016, 08:23:21 am

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on July 11, 2016, 08:16:14 am

Hm. I feel that most of the interest comes from the PvP aspect...

I have a third option to suggest, however.
Revamp this into a team based game(3 or 4 teams) competing for some objective. More cooperation, still keeps the PvP aspect.

Might want to set up a poll.

There'd be more cooperation, sure, but still the same amount of PvP, so you'd get the same amount of hyper-balancing—or more, since you'd also have to worry about balancing teams against each other.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Failbird105 on July 11, 2016, 09:11:51 am

I like this new idea very much, what you described right there? That is exactly the kind of game that I WANT to play, a game that's just silly and fun, I'm actually playing an extremely similar game to that idea right now on another forum.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Playergamer on July 11, 2016, 09:17:47 am

Yep. I like the new idea, I'm in.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 10:29:48 am

Quote from: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 06:11:25 am

Honestly, the idea of different real, fictional, and OC characters fighting Boss Battles or what have you in enticing. Co-Op is perfectly fine.

I was thinking, based on the success of it in one of my other games, to have a team (possibly teams) of characters visiting various dimensions/timelines and trying to fix the things that went wrong. It's like a Trespassers game infused with some Doctor Who, if Doctor Who was a fictional expy beating the shit out of problems with vidya game/anime/historical/etc. powers instead of being an intergalatic weirdo in a phone booth.

Either way, the system would be much simplified, which I believe will mostly come in part to it not being pure PvP and thus removing the need to min-max characters to be able to have distinct advantages over other player characters.

Quote from: FallacyofUrist on July 11, 2016, 08:16:14 am

Hm. I feel that most of the interest comes from the PvP aspect...

I have a third option to suggest, however.
Revamp this into a team based game(3 or 4 teams) competing for some objective. More cooperation, still keeps the PvP aspect.

Might want to set up a poll.

I'll take this into account, but I can not set up a poll at this point. Not that I don't care about player opinion, but I feel like this time I have to make my own decision in order to create something that I can control and enjoy in maintaining and GM'ing.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 10:39:06 am

@TCM: So, does that mean it'll be a Role-Playing game with simple combat mechanics about different real, fictional, and original characters solving the multiverse's problems? Because I do like the idea of a turn based, play by post game where you can role play as your character of choice. Because the idea of Sans having dialogue with a parody of bad Sonic OCs from DeviantArt just before battling some horrifying monster sounds pretty cool.

Also, as a fan of Doctor Who (a Whovian, if you will) then I really like that analogy. I do have a problem with calling the Doctor a weirdo with a phone booth...because he's a madman with a box. There's a difference between the two...I think.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 11:06:52 am

Yes, something more like that. Much more roleplay heavy and focused on character development. I realize this opens up the door to things like shipping, but that's a necessary evil in this new type of game.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 11:24:17 am

Quote from: TCM on July 11, 2016, 11:06:52 am

Yes, something more like that. Much more roleplay heavy and focused on character development. I realize this opens up the door to things like shipping, but that's a necessary evil in this new type of game.

Perfectly alright with the role play focus and character development. Shipping doesn't really bother me (I am a fan of Rooster Teeth's RWBY after all. We have a whole ship sheet, it's strange/interesting), though Crack Ships I'm not so much a fan of. Sans x Cinos the Hedgehog, teh greatest and most original OC (don't steal) doesn't sound that appealing.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Dustan Hache on July 11, 2016, 11:27:30 am

Quote from: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 10:39:06 am

I do have a problem with calling the Doctor a weirdo with a phone booth...because he's a madman with a box. There's a difference between the two...I think.

I'm sigging this, FYI.
Also, Mind If I toss a XCOM self insert in?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 12:02:26 pm

I'm also thinking it would take some inspiration from E.R. A bunch of people, across universes, come together to prevent stop dangerous anomalies from occurring, probably on some sort of spaceship headed by an A.I. Gameplay would mainly consist of going on missions to stop said anomalies, which, while there will be plenty of combat, it would be far from the only way of accomplishing things. Missions would range from all sorts of things, like 'fixing' a world where the Mongols have taken over medieval Europe, to stopping a full-blown war between the mole-people and ant-people in another world, to investigating bio-planets and such. Like in E.R., even in cooperative teams, there is competition in that the people who contribute the most to the mission get more rewards.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 11, 2016, 12:13:09 pm

How dare you call the Doctor a weirdo with a phone booth, he's a madman with a box!  ;P

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 12:14:07 pm

@TCM: Hmm, might be a good idea. Unlike the other ideas mentioned, however, that kind of setting might be something I have to play to see how it works. Still, that means going everywhere to do everything, I like the imagination behind that, and an AI would be wonderful. I do have a question, though. Would all these anomalies be your doing, or could a player have a villainous character that could work as an antagonist? I ask because I have an idea for a character, and I don't quite know if I can use him in that way.

@TBF: That's what I said! Still, that is information that'll save your life. EDIT: I know, but I still felt like that playful jab was worth repeating.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 11, 2016, 12:15:01 pm

That was aimed at TCM ;P

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: BlitzDungeoneer on July 11, 2016, 01:58:21 pm

i can still play as giantdad, right

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 04:21:53 pm

A major villain(s)? Maybe.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on July 11, 2016, 01:58:21 pm

i can still play as giantdad, right

Yeah sure.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: MidnightJaguar on July 11, 2016, 04:24:14 pm

Yeah, I would still play a more co op version of this game.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 11, 2016, 04:26:07 pm

Quote from: MidnightJaguar on July 11, 2016, 04:24:14 pm

Yeah, I would still play a more co op version of this game.

Aye.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 11, 2016, 04:30:49 pm

As I've already said, I'm in. I'm down. I've shut up and jam. I wanna rock. I wanna roll. My body is ready. Analogy. Whenever you're ready, TCM, I'm in.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Dustan Hache on July 11, 2016, 04:46:05 pm

Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 11, 2016, 11:27:30 am

TCM, Mind If I toss a XCOM self insert in?

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 04:50:11 pm

It would be fine.

I will say that the overall power limits on characters will likely go down, especially at first. No point in striving to self-improve and upgrade if you start out that way.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 11, 2016, 06:02:46 pm

I, too, would like to join this game.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: FallacyofUrist on July 11, 2016, 06:17:14 pm

Quote from: TCM on July 11, 2016, 12:02:26 pm

I'm also thinking it would take some inspiration from E.R. A bunch of people, across universes, come together to prevent stop dangerous anomalies from occurring, probably on some sort of spaceship headed by an A.I. Gameplay would mainly consist of going on missions to stop said anomalies, which, while there will be plenty of combat, it would be far from the only way of accomplishing things. Missions would range from all sorts of things, like 'fixing' a world where the Mongols have taken over medieval Europe, to stopping a full-blown war between the mole-people and ant-people in another world, to investigating bio-planets and such. Like in E.R., even in cooperative teams, there is competition in that the people who contribute the most to the mission get more rewards.

So... Special People, but with a d10.

I'm still down for it.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: spümpkin on July 11, 2016, 07:05:30 pm

If I can be Sans, I'm up for just about anything. IF I was not about to go on holiday. See you all in a few days.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: piratejoe on July 11, 2016, 07:08:21 pm

Similar to what digital said, if i can be Kyoko I'll join. Also it would be funny if everyone kept there memory's of the carnage fiesta if they where in it.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Dustan Hache on July 11, 2016, 07:10:01 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Omar "White Hat" Wahdan.
Gender: Male
Age: 49
Appearance: A slim, brown haired and brown eyed man with a relaxed demeanor. His hair has a slightly white tinge at the edges, a side effect of being exposed to large amounts of psionic energy.

Abilities:
1. Soulfire: A basic psionic attack. It harms organic targets and causes a burning sensation, leaving them with less energy to fight. Enemies that are harmed too many times with psionics will go into a coma or suffer cardiac arrest (A heart attack). This attack ignores armor.
2. Insanity:  A basic psionic attack that messes with the mind of the target. It can disorient a victim, cause them to temporarily lose all motor function, or even temporarily force them to fight for the user. It has a three turn cooldown, and ignores armor.
3. Stasis: A powerful psionic ability that distorts space, freezing the target in place but making them temporarily invulnerable to harm. It has a five turn cooldown.
4. Sustain: The user reflexively uses Stasis on themselves, Preventing them from dying if an attack would have otherwise been fatal. It however has a massive 10 turn cooldown, shares it's cooldown with stasis, and leaves the user with dire need for medical attention. Suitably powerful attacks may kill the user immediately after it wears off, despite being otherwise negated.
5. Null lance: A powerful psionic ability, focusing psi energy into a lethal beam. It completely destroys the nervous system in the areas that it impacts, causing loss of motor function with little or no pain in the affected area. A direct hit to the chest or head will cause victims to go into a coma or suffer cardiac arrest respectively. It can pierce multiple targets, and ignores armor and terrain. 7 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Psionic amplifier: A tool that assists in focusing psionic potential, Reducing psionic ability cooldowns by 2 turns. It is required to perform Null Lance, and does not reduce it's cooldown.
2.Spider suit: A lightweight set of alloy armor with a grappling hook built into the frame. It favors mobility over protection, but provides decent amounts of both.
3. Gauss pistol: When encountering robots or other psionically resistant enemies, he will use this to deal with them. It's clips are filled with "Bluescreen" EMP rounds, making it decently good at destroying robotics, provided he lands the hit.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 11, 2016, 07:18:12 pm

Now I'm trying to think of how to incorporate that competitive reward system, in that what the rewards actually are.

I'm also thinking of ideas, plot-wise, for the premise. I'm thinking that if we think about the Multiverse as a single entity, anomalies are the cancer cells, and the job of the players would be to prevent the spread of this cancer before it spreads and takes everything over. (To those of you that play Trespassers, this is quite similar.)
Also thinking about whether I'd want Permadeath or not. In games where people play as their favorite character, or a close expy, I've noticed that there tends to be some pushback against Permadeath.

Quote from: DigitalDemon on July 11, 2016, 07:05:30 pm

If I can be Sans, I'm up for just about anything. IF I was not about to go on holiday. See you all in a few days.

Have a good trip!

Quote from: Dustan Hache on July 11, 2016, 07:10:01 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Name: Omar "White Hat" Wahdan.
Gender: Male
Age: 49
Appearance: A slim, brown haired and brown eyed man with a relaxed demeanor. His hair has a slightly white tinge at the edges, a side effect of being exposed to large amounts of psionic energy.

Abilities:
1. Soulfire: A basic psionic attack. It harms organic targets and causes a burning sensation, leaving them with less energy to fight. Enemies that are harmed too many times with psionics will go into a coma or suffer cardiac arrest (A heart attack). This attack ignores armor.
2. Insanity:  A basic psionic attack that messes with the mind of the target. It can disorient a victim, cause them to temporarily lose all motor function, or even temporarily force them to fight for the user. It has a three turn cooldown, and ignores armor.
3. Stasis: A powerful psionic ability that distorts space, freezing the target in place but making them temporarily invulnerable to harm. It has a five turn cooldown.
4. Sustain: The user reflexively uses Stasis on themselves, Preventing them from dying if an attack would have otherwise been fatal. It however has a massive 10 turn cooldown, shares it's cooldown with stasis, and leaves the user with dire need for medical attention. Suitably powerful attacks may kill the user immediately after it wears off, despite being otherwise negated.
5. Null lance: A powerful psionic ability, focusing psi energy into a lethal beam. It completely destroys the nervous system in the areas that it impacts, causing loss of motor function with little or no pain in the affected area. A direct hit to the chest or head will cause victims to go into a coma or suffer cardiac arrest respectively. It can pierce multiple targets, and ignores armor and terrain. 7 turn cooldown.

Equipment:
1. Psionic amplifier: A tool that assists in focusing psionic potential, Reducing psionic ability cooldowns by 2 turns. It is required to perform Null Lance, and does not reduce it's cooldown.
2.Spider suit: A lightweight set of alloy armor with a grappling hook built into the frame. It favors mobility over protection, but provides decent amounts of both.
3. Gauss pistol: When encountering robots or other psionically resistant enemies, he will use this to deal with them. It's clips are filled with "Bluescreen" EMP rounds, making it decently good at destroying robotics, provided he lands the hit.

I must apologize, I thought you were speaking of the future game idea I've been discussing. As I've been saying, this game is likely coming to a close, it did fill an important role as for experimentation purposes.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Dustan Hache on July 11, 2016, 07:33:21 pm

aww. Well, hang on to that for the next one then please.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Failbird105 on July 11, 2016, 09:16:00 pm

Quote from: TCM on July 11, 2016, 07:18:12 pm

Also thinking about whether I'd want Permadeath or not. In games where people play as their favorite character, or a close expy, I've noticed that there tends to be some pushback against Permadeath.

That tends to be because if you give a person the option to play as a character they love, they're not going to want to keep playing if they lose them. You can at least expect a few people WILL drop out of the game on their first death if you add Permadeath. That's why most forum games impose such strict limits on characters, it prevents you from playing a character that you would actually care about losing if they died quickly.
 It becomes much harder to motivate yourself to keep playing if you lose a character you care about permanently. I suggest mission kills(if you die you stay dead for the rest of the mission, but come back afterwards), that way there's an actual consequence to death, but it's not enough to make anybody quit the game entirely when they die.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TheBiggerFish on July 11, 2016, 09:22:57 pm

Quote from: Failbird105 on July 11, 2016, 09:16:00 pm

Quote from: TCM on July 11, 2016, 07:18:12 pm

Also thinking about whether I'd want Permadeath or not. In games where people play as their favorite character, or a close expy, I've noticed that there tends to be some pushback against Permadeath.

That tends to be because if you give a person the option to play as a character they love, they're not going to want to keep playing if they lose them. You can at least expect a few people WILL drop out of the game on their first death if you add Permadeath. That's why most forum games impose such strict limits on characters, it prevents you from playing a character that you would actually care about losing if they died quickly.
 It becomes much harder to motivate yourself to keep playing if you lose a character you care about permanently. I suggest mission kills(if you die you stay dead for the rest of the mission, but come back afterwards), that way there's an actual consequence to death, but it's not enough to make anybody quit the game entirely when they die.

Ach, yeah.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Elephant Parade on July 11, 2016, 09:41:00 pm

Dying should have some kind of permanent effect, even if it's entirely superficial. A scar, maybe?

Heck, maybe even a death-related special ability that replaces any benefits you would normally have gained from the mission? For example, dying by fire might give you this:

Increased Body Temperature: +2 to defensive rolls vs. fire; -1 to defensive rolls vs. ice and cold. Character is slightly uncomfortable at room temperature.

Personally, I really like the idea of dying giving you trade-off skills, though I'm obviously biased towards it.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Twinwolf on July 12, 2016, 01:37:23 am

I would probably would keep the Huntress. Probably give her an actual name.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 12, 2016, 01:43:21 am

Quote from: Elephant Parade on July 11, 2016, 09:41:00 pm

Dying should have some kind of permanent effect, even if it's entirely superficial. A scar, maybe?

Heck, maybe even a death-related special ability that replaces any benefits you would normally have gained from the mission? For example, dying by fire might give you this:

Increased Body Temperature: +2 to defensive rolls vs. fire; -1 to defensive rolls vs. ice and cold. Character is slightly uncomfortable at room temperature.

Personally, I really like the idea of dying giving you trade-off skills, though I'm obviously biased towards it.

I was thinking along the lines of dying just means you won't get any rewards, which would be an incentive to stay alive. And like E.R., failing missions could have long-term ramifications down the road, so it would for example make a future mission harder.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 12, 2016, 04:17:06 am

I actually do like the idea of Permadeath. It gives incentive to play defensively, and means you won't just charge in. I know for a fact that I won't leave if any of my favorite character die. However, that's just me. I have no problem with the people who don't want Permadeath, I can completely understand. I'm just saying that, personally, I don't mind Permadeath mechanics.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: TCM on July 12, 2016, 08:31:58 pm

Rather than Permadeath, I am now thinking of a sort of middle ground, in extreme cases where revival isn't possible or a character needs to be forcefully ejected from the team. Right now I'll refer to it as Wormhole Exile, where instead of dying, the character would be removed from the team and sent back to the home, never to return. They'll continue their lives, just back home where they started.

I am also thinking that this game will likely have a stat system similar to Trespassers of the Multiverse and other games, where each characters general skillset is determined by Constitution, Strength, Charisma, and so on, in addition to abilities.
As for Mission Death penalties, I am entertaining both the idea of stat reduction, or as previously suggested, "Scars" that take the form of permanent negative abilities.

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on July 12, 2016, 07:27:45 pm

Could we still use teams of multiple people?

On-ship, probably not, but I would allow a character to lead mooks/minions into battle behind them during missions.

Title: Re: Carnage Fiesta 1999 X Reloaded - Chapter 6: Discount Bloodbath
Post by: Greatness942 on July 13, 2016, 04:47:08 am

Well, from that syntax, maybe we can do this: if they get ejected from the team, or leave the team, then they live and enjoy their life. If they can get revived after death, they come back. If they can't, they die. They don't go back, they die. That way, we can have both a Permadeath and a Wormhole Exile, and both the majority and I can have a cool little system for death. I am not saying your idea is bad, and if you want to keep your idea, then that's fine, that's the GM's choice. In fact, the Wormhole Exile is good for both death and leaving, so that the character could come back anyway, and I really do like your idea. I just felt like giving my idea to the fledgling game.