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[Smoke Mirrors]

Afer damn it Gwolfski

[Glass]

Weeeell..... How to say this.... We now have a very secure farm instead of a bunker.

...what?
Entry 004 - Day 4

I made my first excursion today.
Everything was water.
Gwolfski, those walls were there to keep the water out.

*sigh*
Well, Arc should be happy, kind of. I mean, “praise Afer” and all that carp.

Thankfully, as a ghost, I am immune to death by drowning, because it’s pretty hard to kill something that is already dead.

I couldn’t find the Orchestra; I’m not sure if it’s flooded or –
Huh. Well, I found it, and the hallway is flooded with water, but the Orchestra room isn’t. That’s… odd.
Then again, “odd” is the natural state of existence for magic things… and most other things here, too, for that matter.

So. Where’s my corpse. That’s kind of “question one” here. And I can’t find it.
*groan*

Well, I guess the first step is to check the Orchestra’s records… that’s strange.
What’s an “ENEMYPOST”?
The Orchestra seems to be having discussions with… uhm, the universe. Or an alternate universe. Or something.

I’m not sure.

…
My head hurts.

-End Log-

[apiks]

Alright, Gwolfski. It's about time the savegame is posted.

[Glass]

Looking back through the thread.

I'm gonna make a volcano. Hope you're okay with some fiery death & destruction renovation of living spaces.

You've made a water volcano, I think.

posting to reserve a spot.  I'm already 6 pages behind from the end of turn update.

Edit:
This is a journal entry by Rühn.  All writing is of poor penmanship and quality.  The pages are wrinkled.
Apiks asserted command as lord general of Necrothreat, out of nowhere.  It turns out my squad is loyal to her.  They are just using me.  Well I got myself shot so I don't have to train anyone for a while.
They just busted in out of nowhere.  I signed on to fight the forces of darkness; not this civil war type garbage.  We had plenty of order before having to arrest Th4DwArfY1.  Orders are a stupid thing.  I had to capture the person who hired me.  I guess it is karma.  Marching around like a tool was embarrassing though.
I'm not confident in the medical staff here.  I feel like my shoulder was dislocated on that stone door but they didn't diagnose it.

Apiks is more of a threat than Armok or Ur.

Hey, Ruhn finally got around to actually updating that entry.

I shall not be attending either of thoes things.

You are going to both of those things.

He shall not be attending either of those things. (The history lesson and the psychology appointment)

[Carefulrogue]

Weeeell..... How to say this.... We now have a very secure farm instead of a bunker.

Fuck.

[Arx]

Weeeell..... How to say this.... We now have a very secure farm instead of a bunker.

Fuck.

Tell you what -- you stabilise us, I'll try to pull us back up.

[Carefulrogue]

Weeeell..... How to say this.... We now have a very secure farm instead of a bunker.

Fuck.

Tell you what -- you stabilise us, I'll try to pull us back up.

Yeah... about that... if I need to punch through an aquifer, we're dead.  I expect undead above, the whole fort flooded because of this mistake, 20-30 surviving members, and an FPS of 10-20 out of the gate.  If I have to deal with ghosts, tantrums, and the rest of the problems most forts have in an unmodded version... oh dear.

[Smoke Mirrors]

On the bright side (For Arc atleast) the middle area is now an excellent temple for Afer.

[Gwolfski]

Save tommorrow. It's not what you think.

[Smoke Mirrors]

Through a lot of deliberation I have found the three most dangerous things to Necrothreat are, in order of least immediately threatening to most...
3. Armok

2. Ur

1. Crowns

[Carefulrogue]

Save tommorrow. It's not what you think.

So long as I don't need to piece an aquifer, we're fine.  If not, I'm executing you.

[Glass]

Just expanding on what I said earlier about my next forumite: if they are a male tinkerer, their name should be Jeremy Silvers; if they are a male musician, their name should be Jackson Spades; if they are a female tinkerer, their name should be Sadie Hertz; and if they are a female musician, their name should be Sydney Crimson.

EDIT: Sydney Crimson is preferred.

[Gwolfski]

Through a lot of deliberation I have found the three most dangerous things to Necrothreat are, in order of least immediately threatening to most...
3. Armok

2. Ur

1. Crowns

I'm disappointed that neither me, Sprin or Aquifers are on it.

[TD1]

Or, to be completely accurate, the Forumites themselves.

[Glass]

Through a lot of deliberation I have found the three most dangerous things to Necrothreat are, in order of least immediately threatening to most...
3. Armok

2. Ur

1. Crowns

I'm disappointed that neither me, Sprin or Aquifers are on it.

Overseers fall under the jurisdiction of Crowns, just like the undead fall under the jurisdiction of Ur and tantrum spirals and bad spawns fall under the jurisdiction of Armok.