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pikachu17

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26955 on: August 05, 2019, 07:56:58 pm »
Each one is "I wish I died horribly". Have fun with those fatal wishes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26956 on: August 05, 2019, 08:01:27 pm »
There shall be a perfect clone of Donald Trump running around Times Square screaming: "I wish I died horribly!"
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26957 on: August 06, 2019, 03:17:49 pm »
This earns Trump sympathy for his suicidal depression. He becomes President of the United Earth.

I wish "THERE SHALL BE" would continue on.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26958 on: August 06, 2019, 03:40:31 pm »
Granted. “I wish” is permanently terminated as well
There shall be eels
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MaxTheFox

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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26959 on: August 07, 2019, 02:20:10 am »
Granted, you are shocked by an electric eel.

There shall be foxes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26960 on: August 07, 2019, 02:36:37 am »
Granted, there's thousands of them, and there all dead.

There shall be zebras!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26961 on: August 07, 2019, 06:50:38 am »
Granted. There are 2 of them and they are on your head.

There shall be a conspiracy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26962 on: August 07, 2019, 08:17:07 am »
Granted, al large group of ravens tears you apart and uses your corpse to build their nests
There shall be extraterrestrials interested in trading with humans
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26963 on: August 07, 2019, 12:04:05 pm »
Granted, but it's a clever ploy to enslave the earth.

There shall be a return of the words "I wish", and hopefully not a death of the words "There shall be".
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26964 on: August 07, 2019, 12:05:09 pm »
Granted.
I wish that There shall be frogs.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26965 on: August 07, 2019, 01:06:00 pm »
Granted.
The frogs are inside you. They are looking for a way out. Oh God...oh God...no.

I wish for a cute dog to appear in your garden
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26966 on: August 07, 2019, 01:59:46 pm »
Granted. A skinned Human appears in your house one day while you’re out getting milk. Written on it are the words ‘You’re next’, with a signature in the form of a single paw mark.

Let there be Cake.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26967 on: August 07, 2019, 03:03:14 pm »
Granted! There is cake. There is not, however, bread. Bloody revolution soon follows.

I wish that there shall be a continuation of this strange new "Let there be" thing!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26968 on: August 07, 2019, 03:41:25 pm »
Granted
Let there be pragmatism
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
« Reply #26969 on: August 07, 2019, 04:12:23 pm »
Granted. All of the Pragmatic Villains who took it too far win at the same time, the World is turned into a series of rival Dystopias and Iceland.

Let there be sane people near me to play D&D with.
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