SIGN ME UP ONE SECYou are already signed up. Removing you from the PM list to send... Done
Put me on the waitlist for now.Waitlisting...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I also have zero endurance, I think we should form a gang of scientists.As a reminder, endurance won't affect how much you get hurt, but how much you will be able to cope with that.
I also have zero endurance, I think we should form a gang of scientists.Agreed. We will be the wizard lords.
To be met with a withering storm of words picked at random!It's the most fitting.
I will correct your information once I have access to my PC with all the data. Damn, I have to change some things in the first turn too.Spoiler: Name: The Golden Mage (click to show/hide)
Corrections?I had already written turn 0, now I have to change some flavor stuff about your character (you were the Dragon Warrior before, I have to change that character sheet for the new one and some other stuff)
Also Team Wizard sounds good.
I had a previous character? Huh. I'll use that first, I guess.I changed the turn to show the new one, stop doing this.
I'll start with the DK.Allright. Fortunately I had a backup of everything.
Yessss Another is born.How could I miss this?
Oh what the hell. You can't be in team wizard without being a wizard!He was in the muggle alliance actually. I though that he had changed his mind, but now it seems that he participates in too many games to remember these things.
Yessss Another is born.
Nothing makes me happier then seeing game systems of mine, or at least spin offs of them, in use.Yessss Another is born.
Father Piecewise loves all his children.
Oh, you will love this game.Nothing makes me happier then seeing game systems of mine, or at least spin offs of them, in use.Yessss Another is born.
Father Piecewise loves all his children.
Well, except seeing people getting horribly maimed in said uses. That makes me double happy.
This makes me want to go back to your old rules of steampunk ship combat and try running a game of it myself.Nothing makes me happier then seeing game systems of mine, or at least spin offs of them, in use.Yessss Another is born.
Father Piecewise loves all his children.
Well, except seeing people getting horribly maimed in said uses. That makes me double happy.
Feel freeThis makes me want to go back to your old rules of steampunk ship combat and try running a game of it myself.Nothing makes me happier then seeing game systems of mine, or at least spin offs of them, in use.Yessss Another is born.
Father Piecewise loves all his children.
Well, except seeing people getting horribly maimed in said uses. That makes me double happy.
TWO POT WITH NO POOL.
PURE GENIUS.
THis has been your friendly neighboorhood Derm telling you 'You gon' die'.
A few tips:TWO POT WITH NO POOL.
PURE GENIUS.
THis has been your friendly neighboorhood Derm telling you 'You gon' die'.
I never played the first Perplexicon, only read. I was going to play the "Mega Perplexicon" that was getting started by Mallos, but that never got off the ground ( I don't think it ever even got fueled). So I must do some !!SCIENCE!! and learn the game :D
I do remember reading something about pot 1 spells creating some nice static and ruining people's hair, however. Such is within my capacity. :)1 pot spell, like RTD rules, mean something bad. Possibly lethal or at least terribly maiming effects. So, no, you don't want to roll a 1.
They also did things like turning your hand into a rock or your lungs into kittens.
That last one was too lethal, grisly, and concealed to get the adorableness it implies.
Well, you have created JUST THE RIGHT GAME THEN haven't you? ;DNothing makes me happier then seeing game systems of mine, or at least spin offs of them, in use.Yessss Another is born.
Father Piecewise loves all his children.
Well, except seeing people getting horribly maimed in said uses. That makes me double happy.
Head for the main room.You are all in the main room.
Really? It sure sounded like we were in the hallways.
Are you going to always wait for everyone or do partial turns a la Perplexicon and Pit?If we do partial turns I am going to get SO shafted... You guys all seem to post 4-5 or so in the morning over here.
Are you going to always wait for everyone or do partial turns a la Perplexicon and Pit?The first turn is going to be a complete turn. I will manage the rest depending on the amount of players involved. Partial turns are likely to come.
That telpathy message didn't arrive(you sent me another one on a different subject). But as I want to pump a turn already, I will allow you to do more science in one turn as long as it is actually science.Are you going to always wait for everyone or do partial turns a la Perplexicon and Pit?If we do partial turns I am going to get SO shafted... You guys all seem to post 4-5 or so in the morning over here.
Ok, does the magma room seem safe to enter? If so, do so. Otherwise skirt around the inevitable bloodbath and duck into the Arcane room and GET CRACKIN' ON DEM MAGIC CODES! (Sent via telepathy to the overlord of the pit. Ooh Ra.)
perform first action.You head to the Magma room before all the bloodshed begins.
Oh snap!
With the running and the fire and the oh my~~~
Grab Flimsy Wizard. Introduce his skull to the nearby wall.
PM sent.Mako looks again at the Flimsy Wizard. Did he just say something about your mother? You think that not but you don't like him anyway.
Oh dear. I really do hope I manage to survive a turn. I should've started a melee character and
murdered mages to gain points in magic.
Zentol grins at The Dragon night, and walks up to him. He tilts his head a bit to the side, and leans forward until his face is an inch away from Dragon's.
"Halthel Dorbaedal Concoteael Halthel? Shaazeshelial
Bethconthel Concoteael Halthel Worteal! Halthel Dorbaedal Phal-aeo Concoteael... Shaazeshelial Tealtael!"
After that, he jerks away and runs towards the shield in the center, cackling madly. If anybody tries to fight him, or otherwise impede him, he grabs it and uses it to slash their throat.
((FYI, GWG, he just said he isn't going to kill you. I ask again, do you wish to join the muggle alliance?
...Also, I actually only had to look up three of those words. I think that language is going to stick with me forever. 8())
Head for the eastern part of the main room. Escort Flimsy to the Portal Room. Drag him there if needed.
Ok, does the magma room seem safe to enter? If so, do so. Otherwise skirt around the inevitable bloodbath and duck into the Arcane room and GET CRACKIN' ON DEM MAGIC CODES! (Sent via telepathy to the overlord of the pit. Ooh Ra.)You watch the fight then go to the magma room. It would be safer than staying with those psycopaths, right?
"OH GOD DAMMIT!"As there is no combat situation with you, I will let you use an entire turn to get rid of the status effect by rolling endurance. You can still spend several turns making armor, though.
*sigh*
"That is... not a good start, is it strange man standing near to me?"Spoiler: Big turn, tl;dr is making armor 'CAUSE I CAN'T DO MUCH ELSE! (click to show/hide)
"Yo, Strangeman! This magic thing... awkward. Mind if I use any magic... leftovers, of yours to fashion some gear? I'm going to be a little... bored otherwise. I could make you a, thing, or something too if you'd like!
In exchange for not killing me I could suggest what word to avoid, not like I have the magic in me at the moment to suffer from saying it AGAIN!"
"OH GOD DAMMIT!"Id say not.
*sigh*
"That is... not a good start, is it strange man standing near to me?"
"Yo, Strangeman! This magic thing... awkward. Mind if I use any magic... leftovers, of yours to fashion some gear? I'm going to be a little... bored otherwise. I could make you a, thing, or something too if you'd like!ill take a neckguard or punchknife if you can fashion one, and id like knowing that word.
In exchange for not killing me I could suggest what word to avoid, not like I have the magic in me at the moment to suffer from saying it AGAIN!"
ill take a neckguard or punchknife if you can fashion one, and id like knowing that word.
more words, preferably aimed at hostile trespassers.
GODDAMMIT GWG, YOU GOT ME TRAPPED IN TVTROPES. AGAIN!Which one first? The neckguard or the pseudo-knife?
Noteworthy is where I ended up:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NonStandardGameOver
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DwarfFortress/Deathgate
Seems appropriate.ill take a neckguard or punchknife if you can fashion one, and id like knowing that word.
more words, preferably aimed at hostile trespassers.
Editing in: One neckguard and/or small stabby thing. PMing "The Patently Bad Word".
Zentol smiles childishly, then runs his index finger along the edge of the shield. He ignores
the blood. He begins muttering as he watches the blood flow down the shield.
"Haaathiiic.... Ushaal Conshalo Gonteialel, Chall-thel Contallthelthel... Chall-thel Bethconthel Donth Concoteael Halthel, Ushaal Dorbaedal Concoteael Halthel!"
With that, Zentol resumes wearing his manic grin, and runs off to murder people!
more words, preferably aimed at hostile trespassers.
-snip- Because this would likely be longer than the entire turn.
Word!
Also smack Flimsy in a waking-up kind of way.Let it be noted that I am not the Gold Knight, so TCM's action is kinda meaningless.His
intention was clear, you are Greawyrm GOLD
Well, it seems the Perplexicon dice curse from the tests is still with me.
Wake up.
DO THINGS YEAH
Run after the Gold Knight. Tackle him and punch him in the kidneys and cerebellum.
Point my finger at TCM, and say WORDS, then run into the portal room.
((Originally, I was just going to kill Pariah and offer protection to Bigf00t in exchange for armor... but really, a stat point would be more useful. Sorry you two, better luck next lives.))
Lol. Amazing.-snip- Because this would likely be longer than the entire turn.
Yeahumm tomcost, remember how i had asked you to update my sheet to have 3 pool?Oh, so that is what happened. Well, I actually have a backup of the turn with you actually casting those spells. You die even worse without that +1 in dex. Anyway, I will edit it into the turn, and change your data in the character sheet.
You done goofed this turn.
I'm going to bet it's 'Me rolling a five or higher.'I have to say that the change of words was unnecessary. I said that the turn was going to be hilarious, not dangerous.
actions and waitlist, if all else fails tackle that asshat into the moat.
What do you say?
Stand up, eat the Golden Knight's face, and then kick him in the knees.Biting mechanics, that's definitely something that not many GMs think of. Sadly, judging by the time it is, the update will arrive tomorrow.
Stand up, eat the Golden Knight's face, and then kick him in the knees.Who is this Golden Knight? Is he someone we can team up against?
Stand up, eat the Golden Knight's face, and then kick him in the knees.Who is this Golden Knight? Is he someone we can team up against?
1. Where would you get the phosphorous?It's the new title bestowed to you upon your face being eaten and your muscle and bone underneath taking on a yellow hue from the phosphorous.Stand up, eat the Golden Knight's face, and then kick him in the knees.Who is this Golden Knight? Is he someone we can team up against?
1. Where would you get the phosphorous?
2. So...you're attacking my future self, which only exists after you attack me? I'm fine with that.
1: You aren't using magic
1.5: You idiot.
2. Nobody damages MY MEATSHIELD- wait
3. FACE MY ARCANE WRATH!
I find your counterarguments amusing.1: You aren't using magic1. So?
1.5: You idiot.
2. Nobody damages MY MEATSHIELD- wait
3. FACE MY ARCANE WRATH!
1.5. Yo momma.
2. Yeh boi.
3. I fear my doom as you launch balloons and ketchup packets at me during the following turn.
I see your foresight is limited to approx 3 turns. Mine is not.What do you say?
Sigh. I really want to accept, I really do. I prefer team games. But I know firsthand how dangerous a teammate can be, and really, how useful are you to me in the next few turns, if you live? You might make some chitin arm/neck guards? That's only useful if my enemies get bladed weapons, of which I have the only one. And another dex point guarantees a +3, which would make it nigh impossible to touch/disarm me.
Sorry, you should have accepted the agreement I gave before the game started. :\
Zentol smiles serenely at Bigf001t, then simply says "Tealtael".
Throat slashing for the throat slashing god!
Le sigh... ill take the word.
-Snip- Yes, again.
Smash the attacker's head with my boot! Or just tackle him, if he gets up before I can do anything to him.
Run over and grab my chitin head, and throw it at Mako!
Stand up, eat the Golden Knight's face, and then kick him in the knees.
Point at Mako again. SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!
PM sent.
Why.I actually should have left you in the west hallway, but I figured out that it was not really important, you were going to the portal in the next turn anyway.
What in a pit of malevolence could I have possibly done to piss of the RNG thus.
Well, as per my MASTER PLAN... I'm not dead. Yippe. Not bad for a ZERO speed roll.
PM Turn, just in case SOMEONE is listening. Begin plan: Continuing to not die despite VERY unhappy gods.
Stupid harmless ghost lion...That was really bad luck with word choices. Anyway, correcting waitlist.
At least i wont have to wait long with combat this lethalStupid harmless ghost lion...That was really bad luck with word choices. Anyway, correcting waitlist.
Working on it.At least i wont have to wait long with combat this lethalStupid harmless ghost lion...That was really bad luck with word choices. Anyway, correcting waitlist.
The explanaition for combat:At least i wont have to wait long with combat this lethalStupid harmless ghost lion...That was really bad luck with word choices. Anyway, correcting waitlist.
How does the difference between opposed dex rolls affect the attack? For example, in Pit, there were four possibilities:
Attacker roll was equal or better: Full force attack
Defender roll was better by one: Partial attack
Defender roll was better by two: Dodge
Defender roll was better by three or more: Counterattack *I probably forgot this rule a lot
3)Damage is calculated via a strength roll, The opposed roll adds 1 point for every two points of difference starting from a difference of two. (you have a difference of 4, you get +1 to damage)
How about wide-ranging attacks (like shooting a wall at someone) or AoE attacks?AoE attacks depend on the nature of the attack. Damage is the difference between the pot roll and the dex roll, as well as with non magically aimed attacks (aimed is something more than direction)
Zentol chuckles a little.I won't nerf you. You can still wound people reliably, or do specifics wounds less reliably. Keep in mind that all that slashing stuff is useless against most kinds of armor. Also, you are particularly weak to some magic stuff, which hasn't been discovered yet. You may have an edge in combat (as would have the super tough guy who can endure a lot of stuff), but you can't allow someone to hit you because you will lose your bonuses.
"Zoth-hareth Halthel... Chall-thel Zoth-hareth Halthel...".
He looks at Unholy's corpse, and the volume of his chuckle rises.
"Shaazeshelial Chall-thel...? Haeltheaol Harialtontall? Haeltheaol Zzers?"
He shakes his head as the volume continues to rise into a maniacal cackle.
+Dex +Murder.
((Really hoping this discussion doesn't lead to you nerfing me after I've made all these enemies. If you retroactively balance dex, can I at least switch to a mage build?))
"Y'all dumb."Choose one action. Not allowing both on the same combat turn.
Tear off clothing to obtain rags to seal wound with. Also, Chokeslam Derm.
"Y'all dumb."Choose one action. Not allowing both on the same combat turn.
Tear off clothing to obtain rags to seal wound with. Also, Chokeslam Derm.
So you obviously chose the one that doesn't stop you from bleeding out.Duly noted. Action altered."Y'all dumb."Choose one action. Not allowing both on the same combat turn.
Tear off clothing to obtain rags to seal wound with. Also, Chokeslam Derm.
So you obviously chose the one that doesn't stop you from bleeding out.Duly noted. Action altered."Y'all dumb."Choose one action. Not allowing both on the same combat turn.
Tear off clothing to obtain rags to seal wound with. Also, Chokeslam Derm.
Run over to TCM, grab some pieces of chitin and stab furiously! (If I can't do that, just tackle him.)You will default to just plain attacking him if he is still on ground.
Thrakor looked around. Why did he have a serious case of deja vu, despite having no
idea where he was or what he was doing?
He ran for it.
Head east to the green room. Say some Words.
Why.
What in a pit of malevolence could I have possibly done to piss of the RNG thus.
Well, as per my MASTER PLAN... I'm not dead. Yippee. Not bad for a ZERO speed roll.
Begin plan: Continuing to not die despite VERY unhappy gods.
Working on it.
Bootstomp Mako.
TCM you are an excellent magical punching bag.
Zentol chuckles a little.
"Zoth-hareth Halthel... Chall-thel Zoth-hareth Halthel...".
He looks at Unholy's corpse, and the volume of his chuckle rises.
"Shaazeshelial Chall-thel...? Haeltheaol Harialtontall?
Haeltheaol Zzers?"
He shakes his head as the volume continues to rise into a maniacal cackle.
+Dex +Murder.
((Really hoping this discussion doesn't lead to you nerfing me after I've made all these
enemies. If you retroactively balance dex, can I at least switch to a mage build?))
Get up, launch at Derm with tackle, eat his facial features.
Run over to TCM, grab some pieces of chitin and stab furiously! (If I can't do that, just
tackle him.)
PMed stuff
Magical turn of RAINBOWS and MOAR POWAR and stuff. Can we make rainbows?You would have to make it manually, sadly.
Fix self from dying.Specifically, which wound? (The mortal one can't be fixed by conventional means)
Fix self from dying.Specifically, which wound? (The mortal one can't be fixed by conventional means)
So, we have a bunch of people trying to kill steal TCM. That's hilarious.Maybe I should join in, I don't think I've actually done an aggressive action yet :P
"Why y'all gangbangin' on me? Did you learn that from seeing yo' momma' turnin' tricks?"Augment previous action with the adverbs "slowly" and "painfully".
Mako Man's friends go nuts in the audience.
Thrakor eyeballs the plant. Probably not a good thing to mess with.
Back up into the hallway a bit. Continue magical science.
((Huzzah! I have returned to my former magical strength!))
*ahem*
"I'm glad me and the sentient darkness could talk out our differences, seemed a nice chap, if
a bit gloomy."
*The professor takes note of the not ignorable amount of blood around his neck and nods, gingerly*
"Noted. Might have to do something about that, but first I have some scientific catching up to do!"
Magical turn of RAINBOWS and MOAR POWAR and stuff. Can we make rainbows?
((Prism Light Beam Water? Eh, close enough.))
Wow. That is a cat I don't think we should mess with.
Stomp Mako with my boot!
KILL.
"New target!"
SCIENTIFIC ASSAULT!
PM action.
Curbstomp. Finish it!
PM sent.
Wow. Zentol really found some awesome words there.You are not likely to arive in time. And also you don't really know where he is.
I need to buff my magical abilities to non-sucky levels...
Pursue Mako. Stomp on his head, ending his life in what I hope is a painful way.
Apply some pressure to my bleeding hand.You can rip off part of your robe. It actually has not gameplay effect.
"Anyone got some cloth?"
Focus pool regen.That doesn't exist. You can spend the turn out of combat to be at full pool, though.
2. Portal.You can go through the portal. Mako is not inside the portal, though.
1. Aw...alright. Um. I think I have an idea...
Say Word if I find a good one, then charge at and attack Zentol while he is distracted! Also hope not to be caught in collateral damage.
Do what you said, yeah. Can I get a dodge bonus or do I have to do nothing?
No, he's asking if the Dodge action counts as being in combat.Do what you said, yeah. Can I get a dodge bonus or do I have to do nothing?Dodge: Spend a turn dodging incoming attacks instead of attacking back or changing location. This grants you +1 to dex and speed rolls for the turn. Does not require initiative roll.
The speed part is unimportant, though, as you won't be moving nor taking any action.
Well, then, if he doesn't get attacked, it doesn't count as being on combat.No, he's asking if the Dodge action counts as being in combat.Do what you said, yeah. Can I get a dodge bonus or do I have to do nothing?Dodge: Spend a turn dodging incoming attacks instead of attacking back or changing location. This grants you +1 to dex and speed rolls for the turn. Does not require initiative roll.
The speed part is unimportant, though, as you won't be moving nor taking any action.
"Bal-shel Gonteialel?! Roth!""Unfortunately for you, I know the word for fire, while you do not. I am curious as to why you want to kill me, by the way. You could have just left me alone, and then I wouldn't have had to make your shield explode."
Zentol grits his teeth, and growls at Elephant Parade. There is no vestige of his normal manic happiness in his face.
Action.
"You can understand him?""Bal-shel Gonteialel?! Roth!""Unfortunately for you, I know the word for fire, while you do not. I am curious as to why you want to kill me, by the way. You could have just left me alone, and then I wouldn't have had to make your shield explode."
Zentol grits his teeth, and growls at Elephant Parade. There is no vestige of his normal manic happiness in his face.
Action.
"No. However, I can guess at what his next act will be.""You can understand him?""Bal-shel Gonteialel?! Roth!""Unfortunately for you, I know the word for fire, while you do not. I am curious as to why you want to kill me, by the way. You could have just left me alone, and then I wouldn't have had to make your shield explode."
Zentol grits his teeth, and growls at Elephant Parade. There is no vestige of his normal manic happiness in his face.
Action.
Apply some pressure to my bleeding hand.If you wish not to tear your clothing, I could part with some cloth scraps/strips of mine, pretty much one of the only good things from my first turn ::)
"Anyone got some cloth?"
It isn't.Apply some pressure to my bleeding hand.If you wish not to tear your clothing, I could part with some cloth scraps/strips of mine, pretty much one of the only good things from my first turn ::)
"Anyone got some cloth?"
"Ahh, back to.. well, normal I guess."
"More science is required before detailed analysis of fighting ability can be determined."
Do Science, and other (non-violent) thing hopefully.
((Geez Derm, you're really science-ing this place up! It's nice to have someone with more words than me for a change.))
EDIT: Tomcost, the near-spawning of nails makes me wonder, is this game using the "imbuding" system being developed in the Perpublicon thread? I'm 90% sure it ISN'T (It'd be in the rules otherwise I'd imagine) but just curious and checking.))
Hobble over to the skull. Grab it and attempt to remove it from the wall.The skull is huge, you can't remove it from the wall. You can still try to hit it or do other shenanigans.
"Ayyo', could use evil magic to heal me right now."
Ok good, just checking!-snip- (Again.)It isn't.
EDIT: Tomcost, the near-spawning of nails makes me wonder, is this game using the "imbuding" system being developed in the Perpublicon thread? I'm 90% sure it ISN'T (It'd be in the rules otherwise I'd imagine) but just curious and checking.))
Or bleed. I'd appreciate that.Hobble over to the skull. Grab it and attempt to remove it from the wall.The skull is huge, you can't remove it from the wall. You can still try to hit it or do other shenanigans.
"Ayyo', could use evil magic to heal me right now."
2. Portal.
1. Aw...alright. Um. I think I have an idea...
Say Word if I find a good one,then charge at and attack Zentol while he is distracted!
Also hope not to be caught in collateral damage.
Edit: Just Science. And hopes of not being collateral damage.
Interesting.
Try Magical Plan Alpha.
-snip- I will do this each time you write a wall of text for a turn.
Hobble over to the skull. Grab it and attempt to remove it from the wall.
"Ayyo', could use evil magic to heal me right now."
Zentol's face is a mask of rage as he assaults Derm. His lips are peeled back from his teeth, as if he were going to bite Derm. Spittle flies from his mouth as he screams at the man.From a RTS perspective, you are choosing the scissors path, trying to deny the mages paper (?) path. Being a mage is a long term investment, while physical characters have to deny that and switch to powerful mages before them become powerful.
"SHAAZESHELIAL CALTAROTHCAL! ZZERS! HARIALLTONTAL! SHAAZESHELIAL KARES SHAELSHAR! DORBAEDAL HALTHEL?! PHAL-AEO! PHAL-AEO ZZERS, HARIALLTONTAL, ZOTH-HARETH! SHAAZESHELIAL BETHCONTHEL DORBAEDAL HALTHEL WORTEAL, BALTAEOL!
RAAAAGE.
((I actually feel somewhat guilty about this character. I mean, it's designed entirely on killing you guys before you really have a chance. Oh well, I DID offer you a way out before the game even began at least.))
From a RTS perspective, you are choosing the scissors path, trying to deny the mages paper (?) path. Being a mage is a long term investment, while physical characters have to deny that and switch to powerful mages before them become powerful.
This is the exact moment to ask GWG to link the trope "color coded for your convenience" here.Ask and ye shall receive. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ColorCodedForYourConvenience) Although there are other options...
What would be the rock, then? Physical characters with magic stuff? They get blasted by mages but smash physical characters easily?Zentol's face is a mask of rage as he assaults Derm. His lips are peeled back from his teeth, as if he were going to bite Derm. Spittle flies from his mouth as he screams at the man.From a RTS perspective, you are choosing the scissors path, trying to deny the mages paper (?) path. Being a mage is a long term investment, while physical characters have to deny that and switch to powerful mages before them become powerful.
"SHAAZESHELIAL CALTAROTHCAL! ZZERS! HARIALLTONTAL! SHAAZESHELIAL KARES SHAELSHAR! DORBAEDAL HALTHEL?! PHAL-AEO! PHAL-AEO ZZERS, HARIALLTONTAL, ZOTH-HARETH! SHAAZESHELIAL BETHCONTHEL DORBAEDAL HALTHEL WORTEAL, BALTAEOL!
RAAAAGE.
((I actually feel somewhat guilty about this character. I mean, it's designed entirely on killing you guys before you really have a chance. Oh well, I DID offer you a way out before the game even began at least.))
"Stranger, would you be interested in an alliance for our mutual benefit?"Do that via PM with him. Use the thread to either post your actual actions (those that depend on me, not another player) or just to say that you PMed me your action.
Offer Eric an alliance beetwen ourseleves.
That was definitely the coolest way to die ever.I'm glad you didn't feel like that was unfair. You really had bad luck. I really didn't expect someone to die from a 7 pot electric bear.
Put me back IN the waitlist, please. Same character.
Wonder if Mako died and who gets the credit/points for the kill.He died from a fatal injury, caused by Cromwell, who is dead. Nobody gets the points.
-Snip-Mission accomplished.
I should have known :P-Snip-Mission accomplished.
The rock would be the muggle who sides with the wizards. They are the meatshields, protecting the mages until they can strike down the scissors, and then share knowledge with the rock.
Fire word. I can PM it to you if you want, but I think you know that I know it.No need, you have used it before.
Sorry, I didn't post my action sooner because I was waiting for Rolepgeek to respond to my PM.You have only one pool. And you have to PM me or just post what spell you want to try.
Follow Rolepgeek if he goes anywhere. Cast some spells at the nearby wall, or if anyone hostile shows up, at them.
No. I am going to use it on myself and go out with style.Fire word. I can PM it to you if you want, but I think you know that I know it.No need, you have used it before.
I suppose that you are going to use it in a way that it can hurt Zentol, right?
I suggest to try a different thing if you expect a different result. Also, the burn damage gets nasty in upper levels (well, as every kind of damage)No. I am going to use it on myself and go out with style.Fire word. I can PM it to you if you want, but I think you know that I know it.No need, you have used it before.
I suppose that you are going to use it in a way that it can hurt Zentol, right?
Fire. Hit Zentol.
Magical Science again.
-snip- ((How does it feel to be bullied by the GM?))
Ah...re-science?You try that word again:
"Sure. Beats fighting you just because you're there.""Hey, let's read a lot of this bullshit together and see what happens, what's the worst thing that could happen?"
Say words in the Name of Genericness!
Sorry, I didn't post my action sooner because I was waiting for Rolepgeek to respond to my PM.
Follow Rolepgeek if he goes anywhere. Cast some spells at the nearby wall, or if anyone hostile shows up, at them.
Well then.
RAAAAGE.
Meh. I guess I'll do some science, then.
Word.
-snip-How do I feel?-snip- ((How does it feel to be bullied by the GM?))-snippy-
[Pot:6+1=7]
A golden line appears and forms a shape of a giant hand, which, if we ignore the fact that it is just a drawing, could crush you. Okay, maybe this magic can be dangerous too, but only if used the right way.
[Pot:3+1=4]
A bunch of paper appears in front of you.
[Pot:6+1=7]
Another golden line appears, then forms a really big foot. The GM then stops describing the situation and abstains from making bad jokes involving your name.
-MOAR SNIPPY CAPTAIN!-
Attempt to alleviate all these injuries I've got. Robes as bandages?It only works for bleeding. Pain is temporary, lasting 2 turns for each cathergory of pain, as well as the minor burns. The turns are counted from the next turn the status effect has been applied. As I said, the only thing you can do with pain is to endure it (see where endurance becomes something important?)
You can clearly see, as I need not worry about uncertainty related to "snipping", I now get to make my posts as long-winded as I like!Now I repent from everything.
(Totally how it works)
Better than one 6.It certainly would depend on what. It is rare to find a way a six would be something bad with some kind of stuff. A six in that last words would have made a clearer description.
((Guh. I'm in the hospital right now, so no Zentol "RP" for you.))I hope you get better! While I just got to the point in which I don't even read what Zentol says, he is an interesting character nonetheless. I hope you get back soon for more bloodshed.
Bluh
TURN.
Back away. Word, trying to smother the bear's fire. Also look for a source of water.
Three twos?
Same word. TURN CHANGED
Stick with the pre-turn I PMed you!
Ah.
Focus Potency. The power shall flow.
Bluh
Move to, oh, the arcane room. Take a good look around. Then speak words.
[Pot:6+1=7]Sounds like black biometal?
A huge pile of black stuff appears in front of you. Most of the things that are inside of that pile look like containers of some kind, while others look like conduits. The material is flexible in general, but always gets back to its original shape, unlike rubber. Some of the strange pieces appear to have an edge. A sharp edge, actually. It is strange for something as flexible to be able to have such an edge.And now, there is another pile of bullshit to play with the bone pile, nice.
[Pot:6+1=7]Sounds like black biometal?
A huge pile of black stuff appears in front of you. Most of the things that are inside of that pile look like containers of some kind, while others look like conduits. The material is flexible in general, but always gets back to its original shape, unlike rubber. Some of the strange pieces appear to have an edge. A sharp edge, actually. It is strange for something as flexible to be able to have such an edge.And now, there is another pile of bullshit to play with the bone pile, nice.
Black Biometal
An organic material with the resiliance greater then steel. This substance can take on any forms that normal organic substances can, however these forms are often twisted and strange in comparison, made of a strange mix of jet black chitin, pipes, cables, and ribbed protuberences. Creatures made of it are distressingly thin, eyeless, packed with fangs, claws and stingers, and are extremely violent toward any living creature not made of black biometal. This substance is a little bit stronger then steel in terms of difficulty to damage, but is soft and flexable, like normal flesh. On it's own, this substance comes as a lump of strange proportion and unknown purpose; a bizarre organ with no likeness anywhere in the known animal kingdom.
Arena map on the first post. Your position is in your character sheet.[Pot:6+1=7]Sounds like black biometal?
A huge pile of black stuff appears in front of you. Most of the things that are inside of that pile look like containers of some kind, while others look like conduits. The material is flexible in general, but always gets back to its original shape, unlike rubber. Some of the strange pieces appear to have an edge. A sharp edge, actually. It is strange for something as flexible to be able to have such an edge.And now, there is another pile of bullshit to play with the bone pile, nice.
Exit stage left, pursued by a bear. Where am I, again?
Okay then.Yes, it is. Nerfed, though. No magical thing resistant to every melee thing without penalties. Consider it more like sharp rubber, but with less metalic properties.
Tomcost: Is that Black Biometal? Are you willing to answer that question?
I would like to be added to the wait list.Adding...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Easy enough, then!In exchange for what?
GWG: Were you interested in trading for it?
Easy enough, then!In exchange for what?
GWG: Were you interested in trading for it?
Do ALL the science!
This is one (reasonably) educated individual that will require greater atrocities yet to join THAT conga!
Well then. Time to visit the greenhouse and get out of this creepy ass death-house.
Let's inspire more educated people to kill themselves!
PM sent. Time for science!
Exit stage left, pursued by a bear. Out the entrance I'm by, which seems to be the only way out.
"Hey Zentol!"
Derm's face twists into a caricature of pure malevolence.
"Dodge."
Bluh, take 2
Hmm. Well, that's gotta be useful, right? A hat is basically a head container.
Look for a piece of whatever it is that could work as a helmet/hat/head covering. Also find a nice femur for a bone club. Suitably attired, say some more WERDS, yo.
PM sent.
((What game?))((I hope, Dead Space. If, not, well, I hope I get that one.))
Um...science. Remind me to PM you something when I'm not about to start class.
Well. That's different than I thought it was going to be and also infuriating cause dammit zentol got away.Anything more? You know, there are speciic actions for these situations (namely, dodge, or focus)
Back to the entrance to the portal room, but not inside. Stay out of combat.
Well if the bear doesn't get anihilated by water or burn itself out, it's gonna come after me, so dodge it is.So, you action is to stand on the bridge over the botomless pit, and try to dodge?
Name Mark DirkOf course you can! The worst thing that can happen toa Perplexicon GM is to run out of waitlisters.
Appearance:He is a tall human that got stolen from his world and has a scar running down the side of his face.
Stats:
Str:0
Dex:2
Spd:1
Wil:0
End:1
Pot:2
Pol:3
Status effects:
Transformation status:
Inventory:
Location:
Can I join please
Of course you can! The worst thing that can happen toa Perplexicon GM is to run out of waitlisters.
Well, updates can be delayed. A lack of players is something far worse.Of course you can! The worst thing that can happen toa Perplexicon GM is to run out of waitlisters.
I'd argue that running out of time is worse.
Is this EVEN POSSIBLE? At the moment Perplexicon is quite the popular gametype!-snips-Of course you can! The worst thing that can happen to a Perplexicon GM is to run out of waitlisters.
Can I join please
Something up? If you need help moral or otherwise, just remember you have an arena of bloodthirsty magical psychopaths should you need it. Seriously.Actually, it is a couple of factors that would make writing an unpleasant experience. Nothing bad, though. Turn hopefully coming now.
Move into the portal room and dodge then you sinister bastard.
Stuff
Temp Post. Expect Zentol "RP" laterish.
Thrakor eyeballs Zentol. "Sure, help yourself."
If Mr. Zentol does not attack, SCIENCE. If he does attack, AGGRESS.
Um...science.
-Snip-
-Snip-You position yourself in a proper science position and say your words:
PM sent.You watch the fire bear and the diamond pig. Something is wrong here, but you would know what if you had actually payed attention at school.
Exit stage right, slipping past the bear.
To be clear: Going back to the portal room.
Use Word on Derm
Thrakor looks at the effects. "That's weird."
Magical plan gamma!
Speak words, stay away from the bear.
EDIT: Anyone care to trade words?
PM sent.
"Oh funk yes, I love science!"
MOAR SCIENCEZ!
Oh god what
Yepyep.
((Turn later, for now I just want to ask why didn't I get an attack?))Because you are on the other side of the magma-covered part of the bridge. You have to either jump it or wait until it cools down. It requires an action, even if you are likely going to succeed. In the strange case in which you had really bad luck and I had taken that decision for you, you would be complaining about that.
Are we allowed to focus pool?You were attacked by Thrakor. You can't focus pool, as it is a fixed stat.
Also, am I considered in combat just because I'm in the same room as the bear?
I was wondering why I got that result until I checked my list.You mean dodge?
I used the wrong word. Oops.
Evasive maneuvers!
There is a chance that that is the thing which I mean, yes.I was wondering why I got that result until I checked my list.You mean dodge?
I used the wrong word. Oops.
Evasive maneuvers!
As bummed out as I am that Magical Plan Magma didn't smack him in the face/torso, at least itco...kill-blocked him.
...
Now that I think of it, if I fired it at him, and only upgraded the burns on his arm, therefore there couldn't have been much magma, how did it block the whole bridge? Exactly how thin is this bridge? I feel nervous standing on it now :P
Syvarris, I DID warn you ;) Turns out going for easy souls that day didn't exactly help you much, did it ;D
EXECUTE MAGICAL PLAN: EXECUTE.
With magma, it is almost completely focused on the part it hits, only burning other parts if the exposure is too much and context allows to do so.Convection schmonvection.
Hey, I have to adapt things so that the game becomes playable. I know that you would get burned by standing near lava, but that takes out some of the fun.With magma, it is almost completely focused on the part it hits, only burning other parts if the exposure is too much and context allows to do so.Convection schmonvection.
Aren't you glad I didn't tropelink?
~NoooOOOooOOOooOOOoooo.....~-FIXED--snip-Convection schmonvection.
Aren't you glad I didn't tropelink?
TV TROPES (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConvectionSchmonvection) The souls of the players are free to be enslaved by whoever they allow to do so.
~NoooOOOooOOOooOOOoooo.....~-FIXED--snip-Convection schmonvection.
Aren't you glad I didn't tropelink?
TV TROPES (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ConvectionSchmonvection) The souls of the players are free to be enslaved by whoever they allow to do so.
You have doomed me! Again! WHY TV TROPES WHY! I'mfallingintoalltheopenTAAAaaaabssss....
If you want people to be REALLY terrified, you could put a portal to TVTropes under the bridge.WHY ARE YOU HELPING HIM!
Terrible and foul scheming is part of the indoctrination of a Perplexicon GM.And creating paranoia. But that's more like a PW touch, I think.
My god, if he DID put the portal there, "SPARTAAAA" kicking someone into the abyss would seem oddly self-referential (You have just been kicked with a common media meme into a website based on disseminating, recording and linking common media memes. Or something). Or have their browser auto-redirect them there. Taunting them. I'd expect one heck of a Big NOoO!I would link a meme here, but that would increase the derail.
With magma, it is almost completely focused on the part it hits, only burning other parts if the exposure is too much and context allows to do so.Convection schmonvection.
It depends on how hot the lava is (of course), how much lava, how close, and what direction (3 feet above is more dangerous than 3 feet to the side, since heated air tends to rise). Other factors, too, but they're a bit harder to pin down in exact numbers.Actually, heat from mere proximity to lava isn't all that dangerous. It's like being near a fire- hot, but just uncomfortably so. The real danger is the toxic gas that it releases.With magma, it is almost completely focused on the part it hits, only burning other parts if the exposure is too much and context allows to do so.Convection schmonvection.
"Okay, I am now PISSED THE FUCK OFF."
Focus Dex. (So I can use it in the turn after next.)
I was wondering why I got that result until I checked my list.
I used the wrong word. Oops.
Evasive maneuvers!
As bummed out as I am that Magical Plan Magma didn't smack him in the face/torso, at least itco...kill-blocked him.
...
Now that I think of it, if I fired it at him, and only upgraded the burns on his arm, therefore there couldn't have been much magma, how did it block the whole bridge? Exactly how thin is this bridge? I feel nervous standing on it now :P
Syvarris, I DID warn you ;) Turns out going for easy souls that day didn't exactly help you much, did it ;D
EXECUTE MAGICAL PLAN: EXECUTE.
Oh. Well then.
Fuck that guy.
Damn you useless magic rolls!
Enact counter strategy.
PM Stuff
Murder a wizard, la-de-da-doo~
*sigh*
I think I have dibs. I've been faking an alliance with him for a while, and really need the points.He tried. To KILL ME. Right after he killed my only ally. In front of me. Also, I need the points as much as anyone around here. I'll go with whoever gets the jump on him, but don't think I'm not going to try! ;D
The fair solution is that one of you kills him, then the other one kills that person. That way you both get the soul point!
At least for a bit.
He's PM-threatened to kill me!
...Okay, you might have a point there. But I think you're overall more capable of killing people.
my stats however leave something to be desired.
Roll repeatedly to Dodge!
I'll be PMing you some words later today.
"Well, THAT happened. Or DIDN'T"
REMEDY MY WOES. MAGIC MY BOY, MAGIC.
Thrakor laughed as his opponent fell. "Ah hah! Now feel the superior power of magic!"
Superior power of magic!
As last time, PM stuff.
*sigh*
PM sent.
Roll repeatedly to Dodge!
My notifications stopped coming for some reason.
Demonic Contortion!
(http://i.imgur.com/jE3DIbt.gif)I'm afraid that he is on the other side of the bridge.
One point to Str and one to Pot.
"Heh. Okay everyone, back to the portal room! We've got SCIENCE to do!"
Pull up GWG and head to the portal room!
Also, I'm obviously not dangling, since I am capable of giving you a thumbs-up.You are just prone in the other side of the gap, as per typical RTD overshoot.
You gloating kill-thief*.
*In the sense that I needed the kill, not that I had claimed it with some prior action.
Also I'm preeeety sure Darkpaladin tried to kill you. I'm out of pool so I can't ranged attack atm so... good luck with that.Confirmed via PM.
Hah, I got so unlucky there. I've lost a lot of motivation recently, just in general, so I'm not feeling in the mood to write last-words dialogue for Zentol.Can I write something?
"...Rosebud."/me claps.
"It's done. I've fought monsters, and stared into the abyss staring back at me. I've seen worse, I've seen greater, I've done greater. I've made things, made people you wouldn't believe. I've traveled the worlds, seen ships fire off the shoulders off the Orion. Seen sea beams glitter in the moonlight, dousing the Tannhäuser gates. And all those moments, all that power, will be lost in time, like blood in the rain. And all I have ever made is all I will ever. Even this speech, wrenched from the mouth of an artificial man.Okay, I expected something more in character. And with the original perplexicon words. And way shorter, the rest of the players were supposed to hear that before getting out of sight. Just so that he could have a death a little more awesome.
"This life, this power, drains from me as I fall into this abyss, to be rent asunder. My mind lost to eternity, my power...To whom will my power go? To the strongest. The big fish eating the small, in an endless cycle. And why? This is violence! Why are there so many worlds consumed in violence, no purpose but this endless cycle of blood and blade, spell and souls? How many have suffered, for the base amusement of some cruel gods? How many have I killed? Does it matter? I was always cut down to the level of the field.
"Will I return? If I do, will I be the same? Does anything I will do matter? ...Does anything I have done matter?"
"It...it is finished. Applaud, friends; the tragedy is over."
"...Rosebud."
((Okay, I plagiarized a fair number of dying words--and one famed quote which wasn't dying words--but it's not fair to only rip off one guy. Good luck finding them all.))
Yeah, I expected similar, especially considering I've given GWG the wordlist he uses.I don't know if I would include Zentol's speech into the actual turns, but I like the idea. Like a tribute to PW's job.
As far as the actual text, only the second half of the one before last would really be likely for Zentol. And I'm pretty sure It's impossible to translate that into... Perplese? Plexish? Whatever the language should be called.
Heh, if people actually wanted, maybe I could have Zentol be an OOC commentator. Who speaks in a language nobody's fluent in.
EDIT:Zentol wasn't in the original. I had a similar character, Faust, but he was more vengeful. And didn't speak in a different language.
I'm not particularly familiar with Zentol's "character"-ness, although I'm 90% sure he was at least in Perplexicon before this.Considering that Zentol was the word for, well, Zentol, back in the Original Perplexicon, a character named after that word would be unlikely. (Fun fact: my wordlist actually says Zentol as the translation for whatever word is here)
Yeah, I expected similar, especially considering I've given GWG the wordlist he uses.Huh?
As far as the actual text, only the second half of the one before last would really be likely for Zentol.Which part?
EDIT:Zentol wasn't in the original. I had a similar character, Faust, but he was more vengeful. And didn't speak in a different language.Even if he wasn't in the actual game, the fact that he spoke Perplexicon suggested he was from that world.
Ah, heck, you got me interested in it again. Here's some last words.I will edit this into the turn.
As Zentol executes his jump, he begins to sneer something back at Derm, but cuts himself off as his feet touch paper.
"Conshael Don- Celthel?!"
As he falls, Zentol Zzerallthonth tries to look back at his slayer.
"Ushaal Zoth-Hareth..."
Shouldn't I have 2 pool now, not 1?Yes, sir. It has been corrected.
Y'know, my game of Perplexicon pretty much died because half the players went inactive after I took a week long break. I'd rather that not happen here, so BUMP.
One point to Str and one to Pot.
"Heh. Okay everyone, back to the portal room! We've got SCIENCE to do!"
Head to the portal room!
Damn, I thought that word was obviously something else. How did I mess that up?
@Derm, enjoy your prize!
Magical science, or something. Who knows!
PM
Dammit.
Stuff.
PM sent.
PM
Well don't I feel like a jerk for not updating Pit!
"Bah, that didn't work! Have at you!"
Magical Murder!
I rather suspect those things are the GM cleanup crew given a form.That thing is exactly what you think, sir.
I swear if that thing killed me just like that, no rolling for it or anything, I'm going to be so mad...Don't worry, every interaction with a player will require a roll.
...Then what just happened? I'd go back to my plan, modified because what the hell Cado*, but I think my target might be dead.I swear if that thing killed me just like that, no rolling for it or anything, I'm going to be so mad...Don't worry, every interaction with a player will require a roll.
I-I still need more player actions to run a turn.
People who hasn't posted any action:
-Elephant Parade
-Darkpaladin. (I say it again, his character didn't die, I got confused with the names)
-Rolepgeek.
Thanks for pointing that out. I realy don't know how much does the snow affect those who live in the USA, but I will take that into account. I know that many people around here are from North America.I-I still need more player actions to run a turn.
People who hasn't posted any action:
-Elephant Parade
-Darkpaladin. (I say it again, his character didn't die, I got confused with the names)
-Rolepgeek.
I doubt this, but I would like to say that because of the snow in my area, tons of people are without power. I don't know where they live, but it's possible they ha a similar problem. (They've been without power here for a couple days now)
Snowy here too, but still got power. Just didn't check it yesterday.Action taken into account, now I can do the final part of the turn. It is going to be interesting, I can assure you that.
This guy is an asshole.
I realy don't know how much does the snow affect those who live in the USA,That's like asking how World War I affected people living in Europe. Some did well, some did poorly, some weren't affected.
If I die this turn, which I likely will, can we make new sheets or edit our existing ones?
I meant in the areas where is snow a lot.I realy don't know how much does the snow affect those who live in the USA,That's like asking how World War I affected people living in Europe. Some did well, some did poorly, some weren't affected.
Time for some SCIENCE!
Someone nearly forgot to post in the thread after PMing a turn. Wouldn't that be tragic.
PM
Whoo!
Follow Romek and PM stuff!
Whoops, sorry for not posting earlier. Anyhow, PM sent.
Snowy here too, but still got power. Just didn't check it yesterday.
This guy is an asshole.
Do things
Break him with the club.
Areas with a lot of snow are affected a lot. What else did you expect?I meant in the areas where is snow a lot.I realy don't know how much does the snow affect those who live in the USA,That's like asking how World War I affected people living in Europe. Some did well, some did poorly, some weren't affected.
The Dragon Knight continues his quest too defeat, um, some guy he doesn't like.He started it! He tried to kill me!
[Romek str:6]1. What the hell? I don't even get an Endurance roll to resist?
Romek, in a surprising turn of events realized that he knew martial arts! He jumped, spun in mid-air, and kicked the Dragon Knight's face, rendering him unconscious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPNoGhdhKyw)
[Unconscious]
((GWG, you need to calm down more and just roll with it.))((Well, it's annoying so I want to vent, it's very odd, and there were at least two potential rules concerns--))
((Endurance on this game is for resisting pain, not mitigating damage.))((--one potential rules concern involved in the end result of that turn.))
RTD rules only apply to absolute rolls. Combat rolls are not absolute. Also, I'm only doing damage for the attacker in the case of different materials. You can all assume that you have some nondescript kind of footwear that somewhat mitigates your hits.Quote[Romek str:6]1. What the hell? I don't even get an Endurance roll to resist?
Romek, in a surprising turn of events realized that he knew martial arts! He jumped, spun in mid-air, and kicked the Dragon Knight's face, rendering him unconscious. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPNoGhdhKyw)
[Unconscious]
2. What the hell? I'm the guy specced for close-quarters combat!
3dit: Also, isn't 6 an overshot? He should have broken his leg or something.
Wake up.
And I didn't even aim for unconciousness. I aimed for knocking him back to give me time, at least. Worked out better than expected, though.The nearest thing to knocking somebody back is to cause pain in a speed-related area, like the legs or the chest.
Even if you're not good at aiming, it's in the center of mass.This is true. Actually, a six in the chest would cause you to get winded, but I'm not sure yet about which penalties should carry. Maybe a stright -1 to physical stats and endurance. Maybe.
It's a cluster of nerves right below your ribcage, in that little gap. If you get hit there but not directly on the solar plexus, you get winded. If you get hit in the solar plexus, you could suffer terrible things like liver failure and paralysis. Not right away, and I'm a lot foggy on the details, but still. There or the neck are good places to hit hard and fast. Big and strong should aim for head, collarbone, or gut, of course.
Women also have lots of nerves there, you know. Supposedly, it's not that much different to hit a woman there than a man.Women don't have organs in a sac outside their bodies, though.
Women don't have organs in a sac outside their bodies, though.Touche.
What good is a physical-based character if I lose to wizards in a fistfight?!?You had horrible luck, just that. That's the most interesting part of a RTD.
reserve spot, making character.
(http://i.imgur.com/C0Gq3xA.gif)
CAN ANYTHING GO RIIIIIIIGHT!?
The most interesting thing that could happen to a physical character is fighting in a Jackie Chan style.Yes. However, this is less like The Karate Kid and more like if said Karate kid was slightly less effective than someone in an epileptic seizure and got beaten up by the meek bookworm.
do things.You overdrived with one pool (I'm sorry if I didn't put that on the character sheet, but you had one pool), and you rolled a 1 in the d2, so the bonus was not applied.
((What happened to my dex overdrive?))
Interesting. Magic is both more and less dangerous here- in the original, that would have been a killshot... but my leg would probably still be fine. Hmm.That would have been almost a killshot if it had hit the chest or face. 6, as always, is the lethal amount. While the expossure was of 6, the pot roll was of only 5. The pot roll defines the maximum damage applied. So, in the end, both pot and dex are necessary to kill someone. And I'm doing 6 as the lethal amout because I don't want 1-shot kills, mainly.
I overdrived 1 pool into dex, i have 2 dex. Shouldnt that equal 3 dex which is a +1?Oh, yes, rolling for stength right now.
Though, on the other hand, a lot of the penalties I've been getting to various rolls which end up cascading because then I can't dodge feel arbitrary.Which penalties? Two people are ganging up on you, you shouldn't have an edge.
The most interesting thing that could happen to a physical character is fighting in a Jackie Chan style.Yes. However, this is less like The Karate Kid and more like if said Karate kid was slightly less effective than someone in an epileptic seizure and got beaten up by the meek bookworm.
The Dragon Knight will go down in Tribulations annals as being "really kinda pathetic".
Coool, I managed to get a kill. I'l put the point into Pool, so I can finally use more than one word. I don't believe I targeted the Dragon Knight, though.
Tribulations in Magic: Where the GM is the most dangerous player.This is going directly to my sig.
Whyyyy
My leg isn't going to heal itself is it? Seeing Derm's foot vaporize reminded me :P
At least it's cauterized ;D
NO MATTER! SCIENCE!
Wait, what? I thought I posted one.
Words sent.
PM sent.
RUN AWAY
((GWG, you need to calm down more and just roll with it.))
"Where you going, boy?"
Magical rebuttal
things
((Endurance on this game is for resisting pain, not mitigating damage.))
PM sent.That was quick.
!!SCIENCE!!
KILL (...ignorance with SCIENCE! Gotcha ;D)
PM
PM sent.
other things
PM
Try to locate some kind of ally or easy victim.
Stuff.
Old PM
1. Elf vs. Dwarf, Perplexicon style!I had to render a tribute to the reason of this forum in some way.
Your dice are broken, ive rolled 0 for speed every turn since i joined the fight.Fortunately it doesn't matter much (unless you roll negative speed, then if you have to move rooms you won't be able to act then). But it caught my attention too. I hate when the dice always punishes the same player, it makes me feel like if I am cheating. Anyway, I can always blame Random.org
Glance about myself, in awe that I am still intact. Then !!MORE SCIENCE!!In the same order you sent me. If not, science would become practically impossible.
Btw, when you post an action for a character, are the resulting words spoken in the order that I posted them or randomly selected?
((I like real dice... because tactile sensation.))1. Elf vs. Dwarf, Perplexicon style!I had to render a tribute to the reason of this forum in some way.Your dice are broken, ive rolled 0 for speed every turn since i joined the fight.Fortunately it doesn't matter much (unless you roll negative speed, then if you have to move rooms you won't be able to act then). But it caught my attention too. I hate when the dice always punishes the same player, it makes me feel like if I am cheating. Anyway, I can always blame Random.org
237 is itapronique.Thanks for pointing that out, I was talking about G-267 (now G-269), actually.
Also is there anything in the spaces between numbers?
Can you just permawaitlist me? I won't be able to play for some time.Until now, I was just cycling you through the waitlist, but I guess that I can make another section for the waitlist
Note- I'm going to be limited access this weekend.Updates won't be happening fast anyway without actions, anyway. I can't ignore a character who is currently in a fight.
Glance about myself, in awe that I am still intact. Then !!MORE SCIENCE!!
PM sent.
stand up and do things that may include fleeing from npc's in sheer terror.
Grab and start strangling Eric.
Celebrate magically.
Stuff happens. Maybe.
"Finish him quickly, friend; I don't like the way that one is looking at me, and the other has woken up!"
PM
Intriguing.
I suppose I should do some turn things eh?
You still need to update the waitlist, since Icefire's character is still on it.Noted and done
With that said, PM sent.
So was the elf injured by the fire or...?1) If you read the description of the creature, you will realize which material it is made from, and thus it will answer the first question.
Also if he's in a pit how can he charge?
We need some NPC status's.
And now?The nearest thing to beyond is to jump into the portal. Be careful with what you write.
I flee! To the portal room, and beyond!
Um, didn't I post an actual action? And attempt science? Shouldn't I have gotten an attempt to strangle Eric after he was done getting burned?You both rolled the same number in the wrestling, so your attempt at doing so failed. Ties goes to the defender. Also, you dind't PM me anything.
((Umm... why did i fall off of a bridge when im using a spell i know is ranged and i beat the everliving shit out of his speed roll for the chase?You fell from the bridge because that would be one body less to remember cleaning afterwards, because you got a 7 pot lightning through your whole body. Speed rolls (and thus chases) are not absolute rolls, so RTD mechanics don't apply.
I mean seriously, he rolled a 1 to escape and we both have a -1 speed malus, he shoulda stumbled and fell on his face before even leaving the room.))
You both rolled the same number in the wrestling, so your attempt at doing so failed. Ties goes to the defender. Also, you dind't PM me anything.Oh.
In the Portal room the enigmatic swirling mass of lights has finally become completely red and black. The mages were pretty busy with their stuff, until something interrupts them. A tall black stick flies out of the portal and skids along the ground in front of it. As it stands up looking back at the portal, everybody can see how it is indeed a well-defined but wicked looking humanoid. He appears to be so emaciated that his ribs can be seen almost outside of its body. Well, if there is a way to determine what is outside of it, as the monochromatic figure doesn't look to have an anatomy like the living beings everybody is familiar with. There are other important features, though: its eyes are glowing purple and it has a rune in its forehead that is also glowing with the same color. Finally, there is another curious thing about it: it has slightly long ears. It is grasping in its hands (which look like claws) a silverish sword.
((Okay i really expected chases to go off the speed skill because i assumed thats what its for, should tge faster characters be able to chase things and flee faster?I'm utterly sorry then, I thought that with all the convulsioning it was enough.
Even without the penalties its still a 6 against a 1, i should have tried shooting him before he even took 3 steps.
If i instagibbed myself with a spell, i can understand that... just clearly state that ive done it, dont leave it to interpretation.))
Back on the waitlist i guess.
3 dex
3 str
2 spd
1 end
Which is why i carefully didn't bold that part of the sentence.And now?The nearest thing to beyond is to jump into the portal. Be careful with what you write.
I flee! To the portal room, and beyond!
As best I can tell it's made of undead flesh. Which should be flammable.Black biometal, maybe?
I'll leave it to the players to make a theory about that.As best I can tell it's made of undead flesh. Which should be flammable.Black biometal, maybe?
!!SCIENCE AGAIN!!
Anyways.
Continue strangling attempts while limping.
Actual science this time. Try to hurt Eric with it.
And now?
I flee! To the portal room, and beyond!
Beat Eric to death with the club!
He tries to remember if he said any other words, or if anyone nearby heard them. Other than that
there is science that needs to be done. For the people who are still alive. Doing science and still alive. Mostly.
be alive, attempt to recover.
I think now would be a great time for science.
Ah well. Once more!
It's quite a party now. The less deadly combat is quite noticeable.
And why does biting my tongue cause me to have a "random chance to...prevent limb usage"? It doesn't make sense!I have explained it before, the head penalties apply to pot rolls. If your tongue doesn't work properly, you can't say words effectively, as well as if you have a terrible headache that doesn't let you concentrate.
I understand from a game perspective, but...still, it's odd.I know. I've been trying to make an equilibrium between playability and realism, so that certain stuff is not overpowered, and at the same time preventing this kind of silly stuff. I considered, for example, making pain a general debuff, so that no matter where you hit, that adds up. But it would be odd to faint from having little bruises all around your body.
The Dragon Knight was supposed to be a mighty, powerful warrior, destroying enemies in hand-to-hand combat before people learned enough to make such tactics obsolete.Well, Unholy pretty much suffered the same thing. I'm tied to what the dice say.
He has been sucking at this. Significantly.
((If romek rolls a 1 on his cliffhanger recovery do i get the kill?))Yes.
do things.
Why am I still technically in the Grand Room, while Thrakor is on the bridge?I knew that I missed one character sheet. Thanks for pointing out. Yes, you are in the East Entrance of the Portal Room, with two pool.
Also, I think I should have two pool.
Well, Unholy pretty much suffered the same thing. I'm tied to what the dice say.Not saying otherwise. Just because both of us are getting screwed doesn't mean one of us isn't.
Anyway, with your current stats, you weren't so specialized as you may think. if you had one point less in both pool and speed, you could put them into dexterity, effectively making a good use of your +1 in strength. That +1 in strength actually makes 1 out of 3 attacks from you to apply the maximum penalty (for flesh). You already hit hard, but you didn't have the opportunity to do so because you missed.What kind of knight is dextrous?
A knight not using armor. Because to move normally in armor, you have to be dexterous out of it.QuoteAnyway, with your current stats, you weren't so specialized as you may think. if you had one point less in both pool and speed, you could put them into dexterity, effectively making a good use of your +1 in strength. That +1 in strength actually makes 1 out of 3 attacks from you to apply the maximum penalty (for flesh). You already hit hard, but you didn't have the opportunity to do so because you missed.What kind of knight is dextrous?
And I wanted to not suck too hard if I survived long enough for magic to be scienced into superiority.
A knight not using armor. Because to move normally in armor, you have to be dexterous out of it.Not so much. A well-trained knight in decent armor (which, being nobles, they could sure as hell afford) wouldn't lose dexterity. Speed, perhaps. Endurance, almost certainly. But dexterity? Well, look at people in pretty accurate replicas of medieval armor doing cartwheels, and consider that knights didn't have a day job to go to when they weren't practicing for the next Renaissance Fair.
Magic is not scienced into superiority,Correct. Which is why I'm a bit disappointed in my luck so far.
Either that or making even a 1 do damage in the strength roll, and thus making both fives and sixes apply the maximmum penalty.That works.
Meanwhile: Get weapons! They are deadly, and they are the main incentive to don't use unarmed combat.You say that like it's easy. I can't summon stuff to save my life (although I'm quite good at doing so to endanger it), and my allies are busy sciencing.
...That works. Only don't apply that to pain already in place.
So, to sum up, the change that I'm proposing is:
-Remove the aiming penalty for every body part, excluding the head.
-Pain in the head causes a general -1 to actions.
-Pain takes 1 turn more to go off.
So, what do you guys think?
I would argue that plate armor wouldn't let you flex your joints so easily, but maybe you are talking about mail, that would indeed make you slower, but allows more freedom when it goes to manipulating stuff.A knight not using armor. Because to move normally in armor, you have to be dexterous out of it.Not so much. A well-trained knight in decent armor (which, being nobles, they could sure as hell afford) wouldn't lose dexterity. Speed, perhaps. Endurance, almost certainly. But dexterity? Well, look at people in pretty accurate replicas of medieval armor doing cartwheels, and consider that knights didn't have a day job to go to when they weren't practicing for the next Renaissance Fair.
If I get to apply it, then it would be in some turns. Anyway, I would need to hear what the other players hear first, though....That works. Only don't apply that to pain already in place.
So, to sum up, the change that I'm proposing is:
-Remove the aiming penalty for every body part, excluding the head.
-Pain in the head causes a general -1 to actions.
-Pain takes 1 turn more to go off.
So, what do you guys think?
If it's rusty? Sure. If it's well-maintained, not so much as you'd think.I would argue that plate armor wouldn't let you flex your joints so easily...A knight not using armor. Because to move normally in armor, you have to be dexterous out of it.Not so much. A well-trained knight in decent armor (which, being nobles, they could sure as hell afford) wouldn't lose dexterity. Speed, perhaps. Endurance, almost certainly. But dexterity? Well, look at people in pretty accurate replicas of medieval armor doing cartwheels, and consider that knights didn't have a day job to go to when they weren't practicing for the next Renaissance Fair.
If it's rusty? Sure. If it's well-maintained, not so much as you'd think.
Guess which one knights usually used?
Sent my turn. I actually sent two messages; the second one identifies itself as the actual turn that will be used, and I explained why I changed the turn in the message. The first turn should just be disregarded.Neither one arrived.
1. He's named (and text-colored) after the character of the same name in Dota. Which I might consider playing again.If it's rusty? Sure. If it's well-maintained, not so much as you'd think.Headcannon: The Dragon Knight is poor and can only afford old, rusty armor.
Guess which one knights usually used?
Wait list pleaseYou had already submitted a character sheet, when you sent me the action for the Pit of Magic, remember? Anyway, which one are you going to use?Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)
Sent my turn. I actually sent two messages; the second one identifies itself as the actual turn that will be used, and I explained why I changed the turn in the message. The first turn should just be disregarded.Neither one arrived.
It arrived!Sent my turn. I actually sent two messages; the second one identifies itself as the actual turn that will be used, and I explained why I changed the turn in the message. The first turn should just be disregarded.Neither one arrived.
I enabled the option to see messages in conversations rather than individual messages, so I think I accidentally sent them to myself...
In any case, I sent you the turn, should've gotten it this time.
Honestly, I don't know what you/Toaster were thinking when you moved dodging from spd to dex. Spd was overpowered in the original, just for the dodging.
I really think allowing people to target melee attacks for free makes sense. As it is, just punching/kicking someone to death is very difficultFor that very reason I'm increasing the duration fo the the pain system.
To get a weapon, magic has to advance at least to the point of material knowledge, and form knowledge. But by the time that happens, mages have an advantage over melee chars, because they have lethal attacks.
Their attacks risk damaging themselves, but they can get lucky and survive to get a point. Melee chars... really can't. Unless they bull rush people off the ledge, I guess. But then mages can easily attack without as much risk of self-damage, so... yeah.There is the risk of them even dying in the proces if they get a one. Again, Unholy just survived because Romek rolled a 1 and absorbed some of the electricity.
*In reality, it's hard to kill someone without choking/wrestling them. Also hard on your body. As a person who has been doing Brazilian Jiu Jitsu for two years now, it is frighteningly easy to break joints and choke someone out, assuming you know what you're doing.As a person who practices Taekwon-Do, I know that this is true. That's why the unarmed combat is all about making the other people faint from pain, or becom utterly unable to move.
Also, wrestling is way, way more dex based than strength.Yes, I just wanted to give the strength based characters a mechanic that suits them better.
But I think wrestling should be str based in-game, just to balance dex a little bit. It's really OP. Seriously, my dex char survived being attacked by four different people on a few different occasions. Honestly, I don't know what you/Toaster were thinking when you moved dodging from spd to dex. Spd was overpowered in the original, just for the dodging. And then you effectively buffed it by letting you aim attacks too.I actually overreacted a lot when you killed Unholy. I thought that you were going to break the game. It didn't happen because everyone thought the same thing and decided to kill you. But, yes, the reason why dex is more important than strength when it comes to combat is because it increases the chances of hitting and decreases a lot chances of counterattacks. You character was not strong, but he could do constant damage, and had the occassional possibility of applying the highest pnealty/killing. The DK has a 1 out of 3 possibility of applying it, but to do that he has to hit first. I don't know to which extent is it balanced. Yeah, Zetol couldn't afford to get hit, and the DK could endure even the highest pain penalty (unless there was insistence in the limb), but, was it really balanced? So far my tests are saying no, but, what could be done? Making ties go to the attacker? That increases slightly the possibilities of hitting, but for both combatants. Even with unavoidable spells, it may not be enough. Well, if Derm hadn't rolled that one with his electricity spell he would have probably paralyzed you, and that would have made your life really hard, as you needed to constantly increase the pain meter.
Nope! There's people there that fit that descriptor, and I usually can't take them.On a side note, it happens to me exactly the same thing as you. Once both are trained, the other person reamins with the strenth/wheight advantage, while both of you are equally dexterous.
Last turn, I couldn't loosen the grip of someone who was mostly paralyzed and holding on to a stone bridge, but I could drag someone to safety? I'm cool with more lethality! ;D (Although, how I've even survived up until this point... confuses me. How the *bleep* did I survive Zentol? And all my science? Barely, but I did... somehow.)Funny thing, strength actually has some uses when it comes to hitting someone hard enought to release the only thing that presumably is the cause of him beign still alive.
Stupid dragon knight, why are you so useless?
And why does biting my tongue cause me to have a "random chance to...prevent limb usage"? It doesn't make sense!
Kick a wall in frustration. If still alive and conscious, head to the Portal Room and slump against a wall sadly.
... I didn't send the fire thing though?
Edit: Oh, you considered my 'Once more' as to repeat the same action. My bad, I think.
Well, lets try another thing then.
((If romek rolls a 1 on his cliffhanger recovery do i get the kill?))
do things.
I TRANSMUTE THEE TO A SQUID.
Slightly perkier scientist gets ready to try something ELSE. Hmm. No-one is in danger, yet, bar Romek, he's pretty [CENSORED] right now. But not from me.
"Where you going!"
Magical mystery fun!
Climb up.
PM words
Screw you Derm and EP, you totally deserved all those times you were screwed over.A day of bad luck? Sometimes it happens. We al hate when that happens.
Anyway, here's my new sheet.Also, why are all my characters dying now?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[Thrakor spd:3-1=1]
Oh, that's because I forgot to roll the d2 to see if the penalty applied (because of two penalties on the same leg), and then did it, but didn't correct the value. It doesn't affect the turn, anyway.[Thrakor spd:3-1=1]
The dice overwhelm me sometimes. I run this with three diferent tabs of Random.org...Why do you need three tabs?
I'm guessing I passed the secret roll to not be affected with coughing for that turn?As you have a -1 to endurance, that can technically last forever. But there are chances of it going off in the next turn. On average, it is going to last 2 turns more.
When will this wear off? -1 to everything gets rather... tiresome.
I have magical plans goshdangnammit!
Stuff. I guess. While I wait to (ironically) magically get better.
Standard d6, then d2 and d3 for stat bonuses and certain status effects. I have also used a d100 for certain special stuff, but that is not something that happens often (I have only used it once so far.)The dice overwhelm me sometimes. I run this with three diferent tabs of Random.org...Why do you need three tabs?
You realize you can use d6's for all those, right? For a d2, 1-3 = 1, and 4-6 =2. For a d3, 1/2=1, 3/4=2, and 5/6=3.Thamks for the advice, but I use different tabs as a was to momentarily save the data (and to remember me of all the rolls that I have to do). I know that I can use a d6, and I planned the system so that if I ever have to use a physical dice I would be able to do so (excluding the scarce special stuff)
When I was running my off-forum Perplexicon, I just had two tabs of random.org, and almost never opened them. One was "roll 500 d6's formatted in a single column" which I would then copy/paste into a notepad++ tab next to the turn, and the other was the single random integer page, which I used for randomly selecting words when people used the "magic" word.
Also, if you don't use notepad++ for this, you really should. It is a godsend, for the tabs and ability to open two files at the same time if nothing else.
If you do try it, you can drag a tab onto the right side of the window and select "move to other view". I usually kept the turn in the second view, and stuff like the wordlist, random number list, and other frequently-checked stuff in the first view, as tabs.This could definitely help with having other 3 notepad documents open. Yeah, I'm going to try it.
And seriously, I recommend NP++ to anyone who ever does any text editing at all.
Ah well. Despite the misunderstanding, I know now more science at least. Please just use the turn I sent you in my last PM.I'm sorry because of that, but the last word was an overshoot, it wouldn't have had an effect if you hadn't rolled a 6.
Tried sending it again. If you didn't get it again I'll just post it here.Don't worry, it arrived!
Damned PM system has been giving me a lot of trouble recently.
Bring dex up to 2. Awww yeah.
Beholdeth!
Yeah, the original version (which contained something I derped over) mentioned that it didn't
change anything. It's merely humorous.
Also Just beat that Eric dude to death with the club
actions.
PM
Aw. I didn't get to use my squid powers.
Squid science will be arriving shortly.
Request that someone who isn't busy try making me a weapon and/or armor so I stop sucking. If this fails, kick another wall.
I'm guessing I passed the secret roll to not be affected with coughing for that turn?
When will this wear off? -1 to everything gets rather... tiresome.
I have magical plans goshdangnammit!
Stuff. I guess. While I wait to (ironically) magically get better.
PM
Wait, why am I on the bridge?Because you has to enter the bridge room to cast the spell.
I need to enter the bridge room to look into the bridge room?To look the part of the bridge itself that someone is grabbing, through a bunch of people fighting and without incurring in any penalty, yes.
Seriously roundabout way of finishing that, but it works.Nope.
If I add to Pool, can I use that third pool point this turn?
I call shenanigans, this was not explained very clearly last turn!I'm moving everybody to the room their target is, always. If you wanted to remain in the Portal room, you should have said so.
Well, dammit. Can you make sure to be clear when I change rooms? It would reduce these incidents.It is player's responsibility to check their charcter sheet for erroneous information. Okay, I will be clearer next time, mostly when the bridge room is involved.
TREACHERY!
I TOO CALL SHENANIGANS!Oops, correcting. It doesn't change anything anyway (if there had been a difference of 4, Derm would hava had a -1 to his dex roll).
You forgot my overcharge bonus again. It should have been 5+1 str vs 3 str.
BETRAYAL!
Turn by PM. Hopefully this eldritch monster will quit fucking with meJust asking: did you read the whole game so far? You wouldn't find the entity so distressing if you had done so.
I TOO CALL SHENANIGANS!Oops, correcting. It doesn't change anything anyway (if there had been a difference of 4, Derm would hava had a -1 to his dex roll).
You forgot my overcharge bonus again. It should have been 5+1 str vs 3 str.
BETRAYAL!Turn by PM. Hopefully this eldritch monster will quit fucking with meJust asking: did you read the whole game so far? You wouldn't find the entity so distressing if you had done so.
Hah, no. Not likely.
"I could be...interested in some kind of deal."
Their voices lower.
(AKA, I'll answer you in PMs.)
((Tried.))((Received & Counteroffer))
Ahh, timezones. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry.((Tried.))((Received & Counteroffer))
I AMThen I'm afraid that I have to warn you that in a month or so the updates may slow down (I know that now they are already slow, but this is the pace set by the players)
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
Who are you still waiting for the update?Bigf00t, who is arranging something with GWG.
Say words while keeping a keen eye on the plants.
PM
TREACHERY!
Action Now In Convenient PM Format!
BETRAYAL!
+1 Pot.
Science!
PM
F[Bleep] it. I'm as impatient as anyone else!
Sorry guys!
SCIENCE BRO!
Didn't I overcharge?No, because Unholy was on top, and thus you couldn't damage him.
Expect a turn today, but don't expect it soon.Prophetic.
You would have jumped alongside him there.Expect a turn today, but don't expect it soon.If I rolled a 1 to not throw Outcast into the abyss, would I succeed?
*blink*In the dex roll, you had a 2 against a 6. Even with the wrestling buff, you failed, and a counterattack was allowed. As Outcast's action was to throw you into the abyss anyway, he just counterattacked by trying to push you. An overdrive in that situation wouldn't have any effect, as who was in condition to affect the other person was him, not you.
Overcharge increases a stat by one turn. That battle of strength at the end there should have been slightly in my favor. I'm not entirely sure what you mean by what you said.
Let's try this, then.
I was (jokingly) asking if I could game my bad luck by failing to fail at actions.If I rolled a 1 to not throw Outcast into the abyss, would I succeed?You would have jumped alongside him there.
I caught the joke back there, and if that was possible I would have done that. Because a 1 is always bad for you, even with reverse psychology (because it would become like a 6)I was (jokingly) asking if I could game my bad luck by failing to fail at actions.If I rolled a 1 to not throw Outcast into the abyss, would I succeed?You would have jumped alongside him there.
There's also all the alt text all over the place.That happened because it was not a pre-made abbr tag. Anyway, hopefully corrected.
Wait what what happened to me???You died, and you reserved a place in the waitlist, you PMed your last words to me and all. (now that I mention that, I haven't editted the second post)
Also, why is rolepgeek's spoilered stats named for Icefire?))Because those are Icefire's stats? Rolepgeek died, and also Eric had a 1 on almost every stat, so those are not Rolepgeek's.
I HAVE DISCOVERED BOOZE! :DThis is one of the most important moments in every Perplexicon game. Nah, just kidding.
In any case, I will be sending my turn shortly.
I didn't.
Well.
I did help make the gigantic sub-dimension full of trees and gaseous booze and try to set it on fire though.
Let's try this, then.
Wonder if I slept with some vengeful deity's daughter or something.
Remove Derm from Outcast, toss the latter into the abyss.
Escape to the room behind me!
Hah! You'll never get past my squid!
:D
"hm... Oh yeeaa"
Bigf01t flexes his new, faster more dexterous limbs as a maniacal grin forms on his new face.
"Today, Science is GOOD!"
TURN PARAMETERS UPLOADING.
stuff
Damn you Squidward!
Head east to the Grand Room. Rip off a shirt sleeve to bandage my bleeding wound.
Use science on words.
I HAVE DISCOVERED BOOZE! :D
In any case, I will be sending my turn shortly.
Is the squidbridge still active?Yes. You are trapped in the Portal Room with a boss that can reliably one-hit kill you if you are not careful. The only exit is the portal.
Look meaningfully at Bigf01t.He is being accosted by a silver midget currently, so maybe your action won't even me noticed by him.
Fine by me. He he he...Look meaningfully at Bigf01t.He is being accosted by a silver midget currently, so maybe your action won't even me noticed by him.
Oh man, I'm so going to kill that plasma bear when I find it...It just went into hibernation mode and then ceased to exist on the following turn. So, no, you can't have a revenge. :P
...Fine by me. He he he...Look meaningfully at Bigf01t.He is being accosted by a silver midget currently, so maybe your action won't even me noticed by him.
((I know what you're thinking GWG, let's see how this pans out... shall we? :D))((I give it even odds you don't. But maybe.
It all depends on how the Random Number God is feeling, or Random.org in this case... (Random.God?)((I know what you're thinking GWG, let's see how this pans out... shall we? :D))((I give it even odds you don't. But maybe.
And yes, let's see. We shall see.))
I think that I will take porcumancy for the next shenanigans.It all depends on how the Random Number God is feeling, or Random.org in this case... (Random.God?)((I know what you're thinking GWG, let's see how this pans out... shall we? :D))((I give it even odds you don't. But maybe.
And yes, let's see. We shall see.))
I'm hedging my bets, playing to my strengths (Dex + Pot atm), keeping a point of pool in spare so I can re-cast THE EQUALIZER*cough* again if the dice hate me the first time... and don't just kill me the first time.
I'm being oddly rational in this fight. It's kind of weird. Meh, it's been a weird week.
Oh BTW. The Art of Pig Magics:
Either susomancy, porcumancy or choeromancy, in descending order of likeliness (and in descending order of usage regarding pigs)
Snip
Yay!
Back into the portal room. Huddle in a corner and try to regen my magic.
+1 Potency
Help Derm up, follow him into portal room. Celebrate.
Look meaningfully at Bigf01t.
Well.
Damn bandages.
Bandage the wound, damn it! Also science because SCIENCE.
Oh man, I'm so going to kill that plasma bear when I find it...
Athanasios continues to study the words.
I AM THE PIGOMANCER. FEAR ME AND MY PORKY CHILDREN.
Turn will be sent shortly.
Oh right. That guy.
Stuff. Bwa ha ha.
In this order:
*sigh*
Face-palm carefully with paper hand.
Leg it back to my mace and shout words and do other things bro.
I hate the dice, and the dice hate me.
Tactics!
"Y HELO THAR!"Chase:
Magic is my friend
Well, that's odd. Head to the Grand Room if I can reach it, other wise just get out of the heat.
Try something new.
PMs
Oh, why hello there.
Worry about my Pigs. Then, cast some more!It has been proved that you have no metaphysical control over the pigs, thus worrying is bound to be pretty much useless. Do you still want to try it?
Not with a now -2 or -3 penalty to it.I have a -2 penalty, but that doesn't change the fact that my speed rolls have been mostly terrible. Have I rolled above 4 in the last 3-4 turns?
I think I'm mixing up "burned" and "whatever the step above burned is."There are two steps:
Yeah, that's the one.I'm not in my PC currently, but it looks exactly like the pain variant. Burns are just a permanent version of pain.
Also Profuse Burning/ed on the chest! What would that look like?
II can say that he is pretty much unable to escape by now. A slow midget lacking a leg and lying on the floor is not likely going to go anywhere soon.STABSMASH AT THEE!
Gee, I wonder what I am doing?
No PM this turn, I have no science that needs immediate doing!
Continue to brutalize the silver midget, see if I can't render him immobile/unable to attack/dead. If he tries to escape, try to steal his ring first.
Worry about my Pigs. Then, cast some more!It has been proved that you have no metaphysical control over the pigs, thus worrying is bound to be pretty much useless. Do you still want to try it?
I just pointed out the apparently useless nature of your action. You are free to attempt it, and I can guarantee that it won't have any negative consequences.Worry about my Pigs. Then, cast some more!It has been proved that you have no metaphysical control over the pigs, thus worrying is bound to be pretty much useless. Do you still want to try it?
So long as it doesn't have some unforeseen consequence, like opening a black hole in my chest. That's unfortunate. And, provided it doesn't cost a pool point.
Oh, why hello there.
ISTABSMASH AT THEE!
Gee, I wonder what I am doing?
No PM this turn, I have no science that needs immediate doing!
Continue to brutalize the silver midget, see if I can't render him immobile/unable to attack/dead.
If he tries to escape, try to steal his ring first.
"Who dares challenge the Dragon Knight?"
Combat stuff.
Head to the eastern hallway, wave to the dudes that are fighting.
"Hey guys, have you seen any plasma bears around here?"
"Ha ha! Run away now!"
Beat in his chest with the club.
Am I ever going to get a decent speed roll?
Flee.
Worry about my Pigs. Then, cast some more!
Words...
Oh holy fuck why.Because you are not fully specialized in doing magic and you have a -1 to will rolls?
He can notice that the dwarf has dropped his hammer to cover himself with his arms.Oh. Huh.
The Knight looks at him and sighs. Well, maybe he should use the golden hammer instead?Yup. Pretty much what I would have chosen.
The Dragon Knight says his word as he hits the dwarf, and a burst of fire appears in front of him. Being concentrated in hitting the dwarf, he didn't think about the fire, and thus got some burns across his entire body. He didn't care at all and continued with his strike.Worth a shot. Did the fire at least melt the dwarf a little?
Actually, you got the worst location for the transformation. Making your own hand into an axe can be somewhat nice. Making your foot, well, not so much.Could be his head. Or his torso.
1) The dwarf hasn't melted, and I doubt that bursts of flame are actually able to melt metal. Maybe make it easier to bend, but not much more.He can notice that the dwarf has dropped his hammer to cover himself with his arms.Oh. Huh.QuoteThe Knight looks at him and sighs. Well, maybe he should use the golden hammer instead?Yup. Pretty much what I would have chosen.QuoteThe Dragon Knight says his word as he hits the dwarf, and a burst of fire appears in front of him. Being concentrated in hitting the dwarf, he didn't think about the fire, and thus got some burns across his entire body. He didn't care at all and continued with his strike.Worth a shot. Did the fire at least melt the dwarf a little?Actually, you got the worst location for the transformation. Making your own hand into an axe can be somewhat nice. Making your foot, well, not so much.Could be his head. Or his torso.
Stuff.
Oh holy fuck why.((About damn time you got what's coming to you.))
1) The dwarf hasn't melted, and I doubt that bursts of flame are actually able to melt metal. Maybe make it easier to bend, but not much more.1. Phooey.
2) Derm rolled a 4 in the will roll, so I can't target the head or the torso and leave lifeless materials there, as he would have died. It would happen on really low rolls (I'm still debating if it is better to use a 1 or a 0 for a "you die becase you are incompetent as fuck". I'm leaning for a 0, though, and a 1 for a "you have been so cripped that you are pretty much useless now, but if people like you, you will survive")
Oh holy fuck why.((About damn time you got what's coming to you.))
((??? Coming to me? So far all I've done is attempt to science and take potshots. People came to me looking for a fight.))((What he said. Seriously, comb every turn and find one time which shows that he deserves it.
@Derm, GWGThis is a PvP game, so you can't really get pissed for taking a cheap shot at someone who was vulnerable
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
@Derm, GWGThis is a PvP game, so you can't really get pissed for taking a cheap shot at someone who was vulnerable
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
@GWGSame to you, mate.
...
NO.
DO NOT WANT. WILL NOT HAVE. SO MUCH GRRR.
Kill the midget. Go for the killing strike. Also, PM thing at the midget. Growl @ GWG because he is trying to take pretty much the only souls in this damn arena I have had ANY real success at, or been able to claim without pissing someone off. Bah. *ahem*
@Derm, GWGA bit selfish of you, isn't it? "How dare he kill me in a PvP game! He therefore deserves some kind of unfortunate event to happen to him! Never mind that he's more peaceful than average, he deserves it more because his kill was me!"
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
Fuck it, fine. I was just angry over that. And don't say you're any better, at least as much as I care at this point.@Derm, GWGA bit selfish of you, isn't it? "How dare he kill me in a PvP game! He therefore deserves some kind of unfortunate event to happen to him! Never mind that he's more peaceful than average, he deserves it more because his kill was me!"
((He deserves it for KILLING ME. I didn't do anything to him at all and he just killed me. And don't saay that I attempted to kill GWG either, well I did, but immideatelly tried to make peace.))
Gentlemen: should the soul value of the dwarf remain a secret until his death? Or do you want me to spoil it for you?Eh, either way.
And don't say you're any better, at least as much as I care at this point.Hey! Name one person I've killed!
Name one person I've killed that isn't myself! Beat that!All bow to the champion!
Needless to say, I'm not going to let up, let the best rolls win! I wish us both luck.If I wasn't so pragmatic, I'd wish you luck as well.
He loses to the guys who haven't killed anyone, themselves included.Name one person I've killed that isn't myself! Beat that!All bow to the champion!
Still, I haven't seen much in the way of bonuses (or absurdly high rolls) on either the Elf or Dwarf besides material factors. Hmm.*shrug* I guess their GMey knowledge or something gives them bonuses?
I guess the thought is there. I can appreciate that :PNeedless to say, I'm not going to let up, let the best rolls win! I wish us both luck.If I wasn't so pragmatic, I'd wish you luck as well.
Yes, I'm allowing one action and many spells each turn (because there is a pool limit). Thinking and talking are free actions, though.Hold on. If thinking is a free action, can't I use my infinite time to deduce every single word?
As for talking, I can deafen my foes with infinite yelling, right? Or is this not the sort of thing you meant?
Oh holy fuck why.
Uh. Uuuuuuh.
Stuff.
@GWG
...
NO.
DO NOT WANT. WILL NOT HAVE. SO MUCH GRRR.
Kill the midget. Go for the killing strike. Also, PM thing at the midget. Growl @ GWG because he is trying to take pretty much the only souls in this damn arena I have had ANY real success at, or been able to claim without pissing someone off. Bah. *ahem*
I guess pick up the frelling Zeus Spear and try not to electrify myself.
The only argument for Derm deserving it I could see is all the science he's done at a 1/12 chance for a Pot:1 and not getting anything really bad- and that's hardly deserving.
"Damn you weak noodly arms! Also hi pig people- that's really f'ed up with the reaper dude!"
Killem!
PM
Somehow some senseless science is sure to succeed.
Use words on anyone who approaches aggressively otherwise continue experimentation.
THE PORCUMANCER HAS DECIDED NOT TO ATTACK THE ELDRITCH ENTITY AND INSTEAD CREATE MORE PIGS OF STRANGE MATERIALS AND DO SCIENCE.
HAVE A NICE DAY
I'm back from a short break.This. So much this. This is why you make such a fine GM!
If you are wondering, the bridge is fine, but I missed to have the creatures come back from it. You can assume that it happened when you were distracted trying to reduce a midget to a postmodern sculpture by repeatedly mauling him.
The amount of mistakes I have made clearly say that I'm not, but thanks for the compliment, anyway. Next turn will probably have a RP section for those interested.I'm back from a short break.This. So much this. This is why you make such a fine GM!
If you are wondering, the bridge is fine, but I missed to have the creatures come back from it. You can assume that it happened when you were distracted trying to reduce a midget to a postmodern sculpture by repeatedly mauling him.
Iron, eh? Need some water to rust you. Except I'm probably about to get facepunched.
React accordingly!
SCIENCE TIME.
Marvel at the sudden Iron Man in front of me, and the violent conflict.
Then carefully attempt to pick up the Zeus Spear and see if I can at least hold it for a second before burning my hands off, drop it if it's too dangerous.
Words.
Well, as disappointed as I am to loose the ring, given the taking of souls I think I'll manage. :)
Is the bridge still a bad place to be? If not, I'll just scoot across to the Greenhouse and science.
Else-wise, just science.
+1 Strength +1 Dexterity
PM
probably not, or not yet.
I forgot to do the boldey thing! Things will occur!
Oh. Bigfoit got the points. Eh.
Science.
I hate to ask, but does "numb" have a status?I knew that I missed something!
Does "mauled" wear off?No, never, actually. That's mostly what is bad about non-alive bodies: cumulative damage. There are ways to aver this, but each carry a certain degree of either danger or cost.
Well, what if I somehow transform back?Does "mauled" wear off?No, never, actually. That's mostly what is bad about non-alive bodies: cumulative damage. There are ways to aver this, but each carry a certain degree of either danger or cost.
The amout of damage you suffered gets converted into pain or the initial wounds. This damage is enough to put you into the heavy pain penalty.Well, what if I somehow transform back?Does "mauled" wear off?No, never, actually. That's mostly what is bad about non-alive bodies: cumulative damage. There are ways to aver this, but each carry a certain degree of either danger or cost.
Derm points off to the exit. "Uh. There's a chasm over there if you need it. Are you gonna attack us, or...?"
But the Dragon Knight cannot, and he's rather uncomfortable.Derm points off to the exit. "Uh. There's a chasm over there if you need it. Are you gonna attack us, or...?"You can hear Karen's voice in your head:
Roger also speaks loudly from the sphere:"If walking is not worth the effort, why is coming here? What is your purpose, and what do you want with us?"
We are well aware of the pit. But walking to that place is not actually worth the effort. This sphere is not something easy to break.
"Okay. So. you are...?"
Words I say! Words!
"If walking is not worth the effort, why is coming here? What is your purpose, and what do you want with us?"
"Sub-Division, you say. So, you're part of a company? What's the full name?"
"Oh, I see. You wouldn't happen to have a less shitty version of this book I have here, would you? It's several types of ruined. Also seems to be missing numbers and, well, any sort of explanation whatsoever."But doing so would ruin all of our joy! Seeing how you maul yourselves while dealing with things you can't quite comprehend is funny. You are making a damned lot of questions to be someone who has lost two feet due to miscasts.
((Aclaration: Karen doesn't have a +4 to pot. She rolled for will there, but I copied the wrong thing))Interesting.
You hear Karen's voice in your head:"Silver melts, witch! ...And how do you intend to get this power?"
Haven't you been paying attention? We want power, mainly. I can't be surprised for you amazing deducting power, anyway, considering that you burned yourself trying to use a one-word spell to ignite a metal hammer.
He is not going to survive much longer if he doesn't fix that, anyway. I wonder about why the others have not killed him already."Some of us understand the value of working with others, barbarian."
Were you so offensive?QuoteYou hear Karen's voice in your head:"Silver melts, witch! ...And how do you intend to get this power?"
Haven't you been paying attention? We want power, mainly. I can't be surprised for you amazing deducting power, anyway, considering that you burned yourself trying to use a one-word spell to ignite a metal hammer.
Definitely thinks that he is the good guy, or he is too innocent.He is not going to survive much longer if he doesn't fix that, anyway. I wonder about why the others have not killed him already."Some of us understand the value of working with others, barbarian."
The dragon knight glares at Tim the barbaric man.And you are a fool for believing in your ideals. He then turns to Roger: the kind of social scum that you gathered is...odd.
"You wear a wolf-headed bone helm like a northern barbarian, come at us with axes, and expect to be considered a knight? You are even more a fool than your...companions have implied.
"But now, for important matters. You say you will kill us if we kill enough people, and that if we want to survive we need to kill many people. So which is it? If I killed everyone here, would I live or die? And if I did not, which would happen? Would I live or die?"Let me explain how this happens-Timothy stepped forwards- If you reap many souls, your soul becomes unable to gather those that are weak. Did I say it right?
"Ideals should be followed. I have no issues with ignoring them when need be. By God's grace, the need has not yet been. And call me a fool, but I am not fool enough to fail to see your despicable plot."Duh, obvious plot is obvious-He then turned to Karen-Yeah, it would be better that way. Should we tell him that- The man paused for a brief amount of time- Okay.
Or at least smart enough to fix their weapons."I was aware. For your information, I had no idea whether the repairs on the hammer were from direct manipulation or general repair, and given the nature of magic in this...realm, I found the former more likely. I had not a minute to determine the nature of the ring before you began insulting me for not instantly divining the purpose of the ring when I saw the dwarf's actions."
You can hear again Karen's voice in your head:
Guess what? I'm talking about you.
"Ah, Darwinist Psychopathic Murder Lords. Great. I'll have you know that my feet are merely a setback. Question, then! What's your end game, here? Say I get like fifty souls and you manage to nab that from me, preferably with significant difficulty. Great. What comes after? Another arena? What's the purpose of all the gathering?
Or at least smart enough to fix their weapons."I was aware. For your information, I had no idea whether the repairs on the hammer were from direct manipulation or general repair, and given the nature of magic in this...realm, I found the former more likely. I had not a minute to determine the nature of the ring before you began insulting me for not instantly divining the purpose of the ring when I saw the dwarf's actions."
You can hear again Karen's voice in your head:
Guess what? I'm talking about you.
Technically, I haven't posted an action either.((Let's make this in-game))
Are they going to respond to the Dragon Knight?
(You claim I'm not serious?);D
((So, you're saying Derm doesn't look like a threat because he's been...defeeted?))(You claim I'm not serious?);D
((Joking! I wasn't saying you're not serious, but I was mentioning the lack of feet. The two statements were supposed to be mostly stand-alone. If that makes any sense.))
((So, you're saying Derm doesn't look like a threat because he's been...defeeted?))(You claim I'm not serious?);D
((Joking! I wasn't saying you're not serious, but I was mentioning the lack of feet. The two statements were supposed to be mostly stand-alone. If that makes any sense.))
Okay, that made me laugh.((So, you're saying Derm doesn't look like a threat because he's been...defeeted?))(You claim I'm not serious?);D
((Joking! I wasn't saying you're not serious, but I was mentioning the lack of feet. The two statements were supposed to be mostly stand-alone. If that makes any sense.))
>:(
OH *SNAP*Okay, that made me laugh.>:(((So, you're saying Derm doesn't look like a threat because he's been...defeeted?))(You claim I'm not serious?);D
((Joking! I wasn't saying you're not serious, but I was mentioning the lack of feet. The two statements were supposed to be mostly stand-alone. If that makes any sense.))
Derm, Wizard cancels science: Went Insane.Wouldn't that require him to be sane beforehand?
Hmm... You make a fair point.Derm, Wizard cancels science: Went Insane.Wouldn't that require him to be sane beforehand?
Words I say! Words!
The Dragon Knight glares at them for a moment, then returns to his work.
I'll show them. Mark my words...
Stuff.
Cromwell notices that the man he just tried to murder is still alive.
"You wouldn't possibly be able to be convinced that I was aiming for the other guy, would you?"
Action
Finish beating the chest in of Iron Man, club damage be damned.
PM
Action.
Continue befriend eldritch pigs!
Sorry guys, I tried to post a turn but the internet derped.
AGAIN!
((How glad I am to have GTFO of the portal room, given my serious nature in this game, might have me be perceived as more of a threat, plus, I have both feet :P))
Don't pay attention to me, just keep fighting.
Go ahead, I like the trio.Or make the wailesters pretty happy.
The Dragon Knight grits his teeth.
"Killing them would be...most satisfying. I fear we may not be able to do so at the moment. We are too weak, too few."
The Dragon Knight sighs, thinking of creeps and stores and such.
"...Do you believe we could convince the others in the arena to band together with us? Make an alliance against these who wish to eat our souls to gain power, kill those who won't join until the arena is filled with those who want to destroy those monsters, gather knowledge, and prepare for combat?"
((This could destroy the game if it works.
I like it.))
Science.
Go ahead, I like the trio.
The Dragon Knight grits his teeth.
"Killing them would be...most satisfying. I fear we may not be able to do so at the moment. We are too weak, too few."
The Dragon Knight sighs, thinking of creeps and stores and such.
"...Do you believe we could convince the others in the arena to band together with us? Make an alliance against these who wish to eat our souls to gain power, kill those who won't join until the arena is filled with those who want to destroy those monsters, gather knowledge, and prepare for combat?"
Science.
Or make the wailesters pretty happy.((Well, at first. Once we get everyone in the room to want to work together, they'll be bored.))
I was speaking about how you will all die horribly allowing more people to join the game.For a while. I don't think anyone likes those three, though. Hell, the threat of being harvested if we get too powerful should make people more interested in getting along together.
I'm doing well my job, then.I was speaking about how you will all die horribly allowing more people to join the game.For a while. I don't think anyone likes those three, though. Hell, the threat of being harvested if we get too powerful should make people more interested in getting along together.
My action will come within 24 hours i hope. Ive been QUITE busy. Typing from my phone atm.No problem! I'm busy too. And some puns are funny, don't worry.
Also, i would like to apologise about any bad puns i have made, and will inevitably make in the future. I cant help it! It is hardwired into my dna :P (if u had ever met my dad youd understand)
If possible, I'l change my sheet fromDone. It looks, well, oddly specialized. But the amount of pool points is interesting, granting a lot of flexibility, being able to go from a -1 to a straight +1, while also negating another -1 at the same time. Interesting concept. Not sure if that is what you wanted, though.toSpoiler: Old Sheet (click to show/hide)Spoiler: New Sheet (click to show/hide)
It is specialized FOR SCIENCE!If possible, I'l change my sheet fromDone. It looks, well, oddly specialized. But the amount of pool points is interesting, granting a lot of flexibility, being able to go from a -1 to a straight +1, while also negating another -1 at the same time. Interesting concept. Not sure if that is what you wanted, though.toSpoiler: Old Sheet (click to show/hide)Spoiler: New Sheet (click to show/hide)
Just putting it out there, anyone interested in a public word-list? Just putting the idea out there, I'm curious about this mythical "pattern" and science is taking a while. Feel free to yay or nay, just metering public opinion.Yep. In fact, that's what I'm planning to do with my guy unless something else happens, since I'd basically do science while giving everyone else info on which word does what, while they maybe don't murder me while I'm doing so.
I could do an analisis on what would happen, but I will leave the players to do so.Just putting it out there, anyone interested in a public word-list? Just putting the idea out there, I'm curious about this mythical "pattern" and science is taking a while. Feel free to yay or nay, just metering public opinion.Yep. In fact, that's what I'm planning to do with my guy unless something else happens, since I'd basically do science while giving everyone else info on which word does what, while they maybe don't murder me while I'm doing so.
Just putting it out there, anyone interested in a public word-list? Just putting the idea out there, I'm curious about this mythical "pattern" and science is taking a while. Feel free to yay or nay, just metering public opinion.As a member of the largest team, we're pretty sure that the "pattern" isn't something that'll show up until we've discovered enough of the words that it won't really help.
Don't pay attention to me, just keep fighting.
"Hey man, no problem! Just trying to finish up here."
Finish up here!
I guess go and body slam the guy I was attacking earlier.
Ugh. I always seem to roll 3.
Bash him in the face.
SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD
Continue science.
Action
THere is an important and obvious clue here.Presumably, that it doesn't work on living things. Carp.
I now realize that the clue is not THAT obvious.There is an important and obvious clue here.Presumably, that it doesn't work on living things. Carp.
And it wasn't obvious until we tried. It's metal, it's a weapon.
I considered the clue of "it has only worked on the hammer so far" to be pretty informative, but I guess that it only was because I already know how it works.It only repairs hammers? It only repairs weapons? It only repairs gold? There's too many possibilities and no way to test any of them.
I figured it outCare to share?
I figured it outCare to share?
Stomp on Toaster's face until he dies.I would have made you to do this even if you hadn't stated it some time ago, but then DK's incident came. Doble checking player actions since then.
Pick up the Flimsy Wizard, and throw him at the enemy!You will incurr in a -1 strength penalty to perform that action. If it is not allowed by EP you will also have to roll for dex to grab him.
I think that what you say is pretty good.Pick up the Flimsy Wizard, and throw him at the enemy!You will incurr in a -1 strength penalty to perform that action. If it is not allowed by EP you will also have to roll for dex to grab him.
Okay, I'm not good with dealing with shenanigans.
Wait, you can throw people?Pick up the Flimsy Wizard, and throw him at the enemy!You will incurr in a -1 strength penalty to perform that action. If it is not allowed by EP you will also have to roll for dex to grab him.
Okay, I'm not good with dealing with shenanigans.
As in, tackling, or throwing to the floor, yes. About picking them up and hurling them, that's another different subject that I'm dealing with now.Wait, you can throw people?Pick up the Flimsy Wizard, and throw him at the enemy!You will incurr in a -1 strength penalty to perform that action. If it is not allowed by EP you will also have to roll for dex to grab him.
Okay, I'm not good with dealing with shenanigans.
...I'll remember this.
Y'all dead yet?Not yey, updates have slowed down. There is probably going to be a death next turn. Porbably.
What, those three?I don't particularly feel like trying to fight them. It seems like something that would go horribly wrong.
Yeah...we're gonna want to band together to beat them. Everyone willing to work together for that, say aye. Everyone unwilling to, say nay. Everyone undecided, you can either abstain or just ignore this.
EP has a good understanding of the situation.What, those three?I don't particularly feel like trying to fight them. It seems like something that would go horribly wrong.
Yeah...we're gonna want to band together to beat them. Everyone willing to work together for that, say aye. Everyone unwilling to, say nay. Everyone undecided, you can either abstain or just ignore this.
BTW, Mr GM, you kind of missed my other two words in my turn... the relatively important ones for science...
Alas.
Turn.
Indeed. It would be horrible if the three of them killed us, wouldn't it?EP has a good understanding of the situation.What, those three?I don't particularly feel like trying to fight them. It seems like something that would go horribly wrong.
Yeah...we're gonna want to band together to beat them. Everyone willing to work together for that, say aye. Everyone unwilling to, say nay. Everyone undecided, you can either abstain or just ignore this.
Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.Indeed. It would be horrible if the three of them killed us, wouldn't it?EP has a good understanding of the situation.What, those three?I don't particularly feel like trying to fight them. It seems like something that would go horribly wrong.
Yeah...we're gonna want to band together to beat them. Everyone willing to work together for that, say aye. Everyone unwilling to, say nay. Everyone undecided, you can either abstain or just ignore this.
Oh wait, their entire plan is to kill us.
Now this would be a valid, but incredibly lengthy option.Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.Indeed. It would be horrible if the three of them killed us, wouldn't it?EP has a good understanding of the situation.What, those three?I don't particularly feel like trying to fight them. It seems like something that would go horribly wrong.
Yeah...we're gonna want to band together to beat them. Everyone willing to work together for that, say aye. Everyone unwilling to, say nay. Everyone undecided, you can either abstain or just ignore this.
Oh wait, their entire plan is to kill us.
So we get as many people as possible to just below that power level, and then we attack.
Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.1. We don't know what that power level is.
So we get as many people as possible to just below that power level, and then we attack.
I can say that you will fight the bosses in roughly the same power level as them, though.Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.1. We don't know what that power level is.
So we get as many people as possible to just below that power level, and then we attack.
1. We'll know it once they attack someone. Well, we'll know roughly what it is.Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.1. We don't know what that power level is.
So we get as many people as possible to just below that power level, and then we attack.
2. I never said we would attack them now, did I?
Which helps that problem...how?I can say that you will fight the bosses in roughly the same power level as them, though.Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.1. We don't know what that power level is.
So we get as many people as possible to just below that power level, and then we attack.
1. And at that point we'd lose our strongest guy...unless we buff everyone up enough that, on the whole, we'll be able to deal with them.1. We'll know it once they attack someone. Well, we'll know roughly what it is.Yes, but they'll only do it once we reach a certain power level.1. We don't know what that power level is.
So we get as many people as possible to just below that power level, and then we attack.
2. I never said we would attack them now, did I?
2. No, but you also didn't specify that we would attack them later, and from the phrasing it sounded like you were planning to attack in the near future.
Any chance I could add to my turn "investigate the vibrating chitin"? Standard fare, poke it, throw it at nearest wall, that kind of stuff.I'd ask Toaster if you could be placed in limbo until you return. You could drop out, and the top waitlister could switch in.
My holidays just started (for 2 weeks) so I might just be able to respond that little bit faster :P
And regarding the bad-luck trio, has anyone considered overly elaborate plans and traps ;D
Possibly introducing them to the bottom of the bottomless pit might work, providing they don't know how to fly (obviously we're going to need something else for the psychic chick)
Any chance I could add to my turn "investigate the vibrating chitin"? Standard fare, poke it, throw it at nearest wall, that kind of stuff.I'm afraid that it will have to happen in next turn.
And regarding the bad-luck trio, has anyone considered overly elaborate plans and traps ;DI'm all for overly elaborate, but hoping they don't know how to fly seems pretty risky, especially since we know one of them can.
Possibly introducing them to the bottom of the bottomless pit might work, providing they don't know how to fly (obviously we're going to need something else for the psychic chick)
Sorry. Your names start with the same two letters.I'd ask Toaster if you could be placed in limbo until you return. You could drop out, and the top waitlister could switch in.The GM coughs politely.
And your avatars are orange.Nah, Tomcost's avatar is more red than orange.
If we REALLY wanted to screw with you, we'd swap avatars.DO EEET
The Magic room will shortly be replaced by the Monster Room. Here, a terminal will be placed that teleports you into a separate arena filled with NPCs of various descriptions. By performing various tasks in the new arena, you will be awarded Capture Balls. These will allow you to catch these monsters and keep them as pets! The terminal will allow you to "duel" the pets of other players via a system that's still under development, but it's basically a cross between Battleship and Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
Indeed.The Magic room will shortly be replaced by the Monster Room. Here, a terminal will be placed that teleports you into a separate arena filled with NPCs of various descriptions. By performing various tasks in the new arena, you will be awarded Capture Balls. These will allow you to catch these monsters and keep them as pets! The terminal will allow you to "duel" the pets of other players via a system that's still under development, but it's basically a cross between Battleship and Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
PERPLEXIMON!
...Indeed.The Magic room will shortly be replaced by the Monster Room. Here, a terminal will be placed that teleports you into a separate arena filled with NPCs of various descriptions. By performing various tasks in the new arena, you will be awarded Capture Balls. These will allow you to catch these monsters and keep them as pets! The terminal will allow you to "duel" the pets of other players via a system that's still under development, but it's basically a cross between Battleship and Rock-Paper-Scissors-Lizard-Spock.GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL
PERPLEXIMON!
Sorry wait-listers, I'm here to stay. Until I die. Of course.I'd ask Toaster if you could be placed in limbo until you return. You could drop out, and the top waitlister could switch in.The GM coughs politely.
Oh, that's what I meant, :P just to tack that on the end of my next turn. Oops.Any chance I could add to my turn "investigate the vibrating chitin"? Standard fare, poke it, throw it at nearest wall, that kind of stuff.I'm afraid that it will have to happen in next turn.
Could you actually code a Perplexicon-playing AI? (In theory.)
new Spell mySpell;
ForEach(PoolAvailable) {
mySpell.AddToSpell(ChooseRandomWord());
}
Cast(myspell);
public void randomScience() {Until I realised I was just basicly going to do what you were doing.
// Lets code in Java! (This is a comment)
for (int i = 0 ; i < me.getPool() ; i ++) {
// This is a for loop, increment a variable called "i" from zero until we have looped over all of our pool points we have to spend.
Spell spellVariable = new Spell();
// Make a new "Spell object" of type "Spell" (duh), and lets call it spellVariable.
...
Hm.
So, is it an interesting enough challenge that you'd be willing to try? Probably with a human to translate turns into "this happened because of your last action".
It is indeed interesting, but I don't know if taking the human element away from the game can be truly achieved. Hmm.I wouldn't want to take the human element away, but it would be an interesting thread: "Computers play: Perplexicon" or "Adventures in AI: Crimes against humanity (Perplexicon)".
The manager for the game, on the other hand, is going to be an improvement for both GMs and players.
On a side note, I hope you found funny Toaster's joke.
It is indeed interesting, but I don't know if taking the human element away from the game can be truly achieved. Hmm.You'd definitely need someone interpreting the turns. Aside from that...well, you wouldn't need anything else unless you wanted it to work well.
I'm willing, it just would need the rest of the system of the manager (the underlying code with the information on how the system works) to be particularly effective, and could likely never really compete with the creativity or intuition of a human player. Cold ruthless efficiency however? Maybe :PAs to the first, I'm pretty sure it's functioning more or less on the published Perplexicon system.
I wouldn't want to take the human element away, but it would be an interesting thread: "Computers play: Perplexicon" or "Adventures in AI: Crimes against humanity (Perplexicon)".Hm. Setting up a few AIs, having them, dammit, Perplexicate, and seeing what happens? Sounds like Fun.
I'm glad that someone might actually be looking forward to this other than me!I'm interested too!
Oh, I meant MY system. I'm writing the data structures to store information about the Perplexicon system that the computer can understand and use. Like writing objects to represent items, or players and everything with methods based on what they can do. I just need them first.I'm willing, it just would need the rest of the system of the manager (the underlying code with the information on how the system works) to be particularly effective, and could likely never really compete with the creativity or intuition of a human player. Cold ruthless efficiency however? Maybe :PAs to the first, I'm pretty sure it's functioning more or less on the published Perplexicon system.
As to the second, who cares if it works well?
-sneeeerp-"Perplexicate"... Nice. Might have to use that!QuoteI wouldn't want to take the human element away, but it would be an interesting thread: "Computers play: Perplexicon" or "Adventures in AI: Crimes against humanity (Perplexicon)".Hm. Setting up a few AIs, having the Perplexicate, and seeing what happens? Sounds like Fun.
Yay!QuoteI'm glad that someone might actually be looking forward to this other than me!I'm interested too!
To be fair, I typo'd.I guessed :P
That said, the point is it's easy to make an AI. Making a GOOD AI is a whole different story.I can only remember Java because I have used it recently.
An AI playing an actual game? I don't know if it would be entertaining. The most interesting part of Perplexicon is doing science yourself, trying to figure out the pattern, or making cool spells. I doubt that any waitlister reads a turn for anythin other than being prepared for whenever he pops into the game. A public wordlist woul change that, though.Eh. It wasn't ever likely to be more than a dancing bear anyways.
So, I wouldn't put an AI as a player.
I was mostly joking, although a literal Dancing Bear AI sounds like a good idea! "DanceBear does the Bus Stop! DanceBear starts dancing with Flimsy Wizard! [Strength Roll > 6-0] Flimsy Wizard is caught up in the disco hurricane and can't escape! Dancebear and Flimsy do the Tango!"An AI playing an actual game? I don't know if it would be entertaining. The most interesting part of Perplexicon is doing science yourself, trying to figure out the pattern, or making cool spells. I doubt that any waitlister reads a turn for anythin other than being prepared for whenever he pops into the game. A public wordlist woul change that, though.Eh. It wasn't ever likely to be more than a dancing bear anyways.
So, I wouldn't put an AI as a player.
PMs
Stomp on Toaster's face until he dies.
Pick up the Flimsy Wizard, and throw him at the enemy!
Turn.
Words.
Previous PM
Nooooooadding!
Rewaitlist!
Name: Systar
Appearance: A sneaky devil of a man, with a well-trimmed beard and slicked down hair.
Stats:
Str: 3
Dex: 2
Spd: 2
Wil: 0
End: 1
Pot: 0
Pol: 1
Status effects:
Transformation status:
Inventory:
Location:
You know, if the secret is that the ring only works for the dwarf I am going to be so angry.It is unlikely for a modular magic system like Perplexicon, isn't it?
PM Sent
Say words while attempting to escape/dodge from whatever it is my arm has become.You can't really escape from your arm still attached to you. Any actions you wanna take to battle it?
I would like to be added to the wait list.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Elephant yPool has an immediate effect. The other stats do not.
The other ones have a 'Not get maimed horribly' effect, I'll have you know.Hmm. That's true, but I'd need three points just to offset the penalty.
or you could just put in one and not have a -1 to near everything.No, I'd need to put in three points to not have a -1 to one stat.
One of the many reasons for that anger.You know, if the secret is that the ring only works for the dwarf I am going to be so angry.It is unlikely for a modular magic system like Perplexicon, isn't it?
If it is attached then drop down and twist to slam former arm into the ground.Say words while attempting to escape/dodge from whatever it is my arm has become.You can't really escape from your arm still attached to you. Any actions you wanna take to battle it?
Now it will get interesting. Well, it won't, but it will be funny.If it is attached then drop down and twist to slam former arm into the ground.Say words while attempting to escape/dodge from whatever it is my arm has become.You can't really escape from your arm still attached to you. Any actions you wanna take to battle it?
Clarification: You would have one less -1.I feel dumb.
0 in a stat gives it -1. 1 is +-0.
Clarification: You would have one less -1.I feel dumb.
0 in a stat gives it -1. 1 is +-0.
I thought that only every third point had an effect.Clarification: You would have one less -1.I feel dumb.
0 in a stat gives it -1. 1 is +-0.
Wait, did you really not know that?
Oh wow.
I thought that only every third point had an effect.Clarification: You would have one less -1.I feel dumb.
0 in a stat gives it -1. 1 is +-0.
Wait, did you really not know that?
Oh wow.
Well yeah, I know that now. I just didn't know that before.I thought that only every third point had an effect.Clarification: You would have one less -1.I feel dumb.
0 in a stat gives it -1. 1 is +-0.
Wait, did you really not know that?
Oh wow.
2 = 1/2 chance of +1. every point between 3 and 6, 6 and 9, ect gives 1/3 of being an additional +1
like four is certain +1, 1/3 chance of +2.
5 is certain +1, 2/3 chance of +2.
Am I in?Yes, you are.
My words... *sob* you forgot my words again *sob*Huge Oooooops from my part. Will add them eventually, and then post again so that it is clarified.
I love the blue-text science guy, but I still need my science!
And soonish I think I might roleplay. Maybe. after words, as your turn-text indicates I might actually be able to ask him questions! (As in such a way to get useful answers, about antimatter or such. Plus, I just got an idea... :D)
Plus, I like him. :)
I will turn later, after I get my words. I PM'd them, they'll be the last turn-related message I sent you.
Lillipop?Allright, I'm on a bad week.
Were those the results of successfully speaking the words? Just want to know if my words resulting in me thinking of delectable chunks of hard candy adhered to the end of sticks, or if I just failed that hard.You failed that hard. The near zero-possibilities of getting 3 ones in a row make this something...really odd.
Also, when you say dust, did it look like Dust, or dust? (Physics tomfoolery or finely powdered stone?) Just to check. I'm assuming the garden variety... which I realize around here doesn't mean very much.You saw dust. You didn't saw anything weird about it, but you barely managed to catch a glimpse about it anyway.
- EDIT FOR ROLEPLAY! -You speak all that you wanted to say. You voice sounds slightly metallic and wet at the same time. Like if you had been rubbing wet sandpaper against iron, with an added touch of that funny sound that is made by things that create a suction effect as your tongue sometimes creates a little vacuum in your mouth. It doesn't hamper you ability to speak, but it is a mix between creepy and funny. You are not sure what is better at this time.
Bigf01t decides for no good reason to break his relatively silent scientific introspection and ruminations on the machinations of magic, and looks up.
Hey, a science-y dude! That's the guy who informed me the way I nearly removed my head was Anti-matter!
He seems like a nice enough chap, if understandably after our souls.
"Nice beard, and sweet coat. Although I suppose with the advent of... well..."
*Bigf01t gestures around him*
"Thanks to this... apocalyptic discovery I suppose a bit old fashioned now, but I like it."
...
"Say, you wouldn't be interested in a chat would you? You seem the most reasonable of your compatriots, or at least the most likely to be interested in conversation with us..."
*Bigf01t glances at the mostly silent psychic lady and gives her a polite nod*
"... until we get enough souls to be worth reaping anyway! So how about it? Have any questions for me, or tips? How on earth did you even end up with AT Corporation anyway?"
Where am I?Magma Room.
You speak all that you wanted to say. You voice sounds slightly metallic and wet at the same time. Like if you had been rubbing wet sandpaper against iron, with an added touch of that funny sound that is made by things that create a suction effect as your tongue sometimes creates a little vacuum in your mouth. It doesn't hamper you ability to speak, but it is a mix between creepy and funny. You are not sure what is better at this time.-snip--snippy ship-
-Even more snip-
"Ooooooh baby~"
Hell to the fuck yeah.
If it is attached then drop down and twist to slam former arm into the ground.
Action time.
PM
...I thought I had posted an action.
Hold on, sending PM.
PM
PM
[Pot:6+1=8]
Yeah, yeah, I know. I was doing EP's turn and carried on with the "add 2 to pot rolls". It is corrected now. I thought of it as a 7, though.[Pot:6+1=8]
Roll to dodge, this is when you know you're gonna die.[Pot:6+1=8]
It fell to the floor. It is a standar black bio-metal stuff, only that you don't know what the heck it is.Roll to dodge, this is when you know you're gonna die.[Pot:6+1=8]
Odd that no-one did. Huh.
Well, poke the... thing... I made with my foot, also, did it fall down onto the floor, or is it floating? I'm presuming this is a simple case of physics waiting to be paid attention by my character, but eh.
Can I ascertain ANYTHING else about this... odd contraption of squishy black bio-metal? I think I've got it, but just want to be sure.
MORE COMPLICATED SCIENCEBWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Do the thing.Do the other thing.
Do the thing.Do the other thing.
MAKO MAN.
MORE COMPLICATED SCIENCEBWAHAHAHAHA!!![/b]
PMOkay, time to do more science:
Sorry, been busy lately.
Try that first word I said again.
Three out of the last four Disney movies I've seen had villains who were pretty subtle and good-guy-looking up until they explained their evil plan and motivations to the protagonists, so that doesn't really hurt.You guys are less inconspicuous than a bad guy from a Disney movie.Do the thing.Do the other thing.
Spd tie:Odd.
[DK spd:1]
[Mako spd:1]
Both engage in a staring contest. They are trying to impose their presence over each other by means of fixing their eyeballs in a way that it appears that you are seeing the other person and concentrating in showing the most badass face in existence. They sorta look like jerks, actually.
KILL STEALER!"Kill-theft is not an idea we promote on my world...but we're not on my world, are we? I'm not interested in falling behind in this dog-eat-dog world, and I highly doubt that you were half so honorable before you became one of the alpha wolves."
Rather dumb psychopaths, but I guess that it will be enough."At least we know better than wasting time and energy on decorative flaming skulls, or bone faux-wolf-head helmets."
Are you finally willing to go back and let them work now that you have partially satiated your bloodlust?Interesting.
That was not bloodlust! I just wanted to watch a fight! It was a short one, I didn't like it much, though.
I want to leave, personally- The floating lady says.
Then I think that we are leaving- The bearded man says looking at the muscled fellow and raising an eyebrow.
Fine by me- He answers not totally convinced.
The trio then begin to walk back towards the Grand Room.
I'd blame my lack of activity on posting, but it's more based on not really knowing what the heck to do.Amen to that. Exactly.
I'd blame my lack of activity on posting, but it's more based on not really knowing what the heck to do.
MURDER.DRINK THE SOULS OF THE WEAK AND USURP THE POWER OF THE STRONG.
...and I'm not much good at...well...anything, really.I'm building my spelling stats towards those of a more typical starting character, I don't have any weapons, and unarmed combat almost never goes well for me.
I don't have any weapons.*A portal opens from the nether and a waddle dee hand sticks out and bitchslaps you, then points at your hammer in bad shape, before returning to another dimension*
Oh yeah, thought I posted an action.
MAKO MAN.
Well shit. I wanted that one.
Anyways. PMing action in a bit.
Head to the Greenhouse.
MEGA SNIIIIIIIIP
Turn pmed.
PM
With self-transformations, do they require a higher roll than any active transformation to take effect? I think my last one was a pot=7 or maybe 6 so I'd like to clarify this now, before I try something awkward later :PHmmm. You will have to try! Cue evil laugh
Pmed turn.((Hint: this is the last turn before they leave))
(Rp stuff later, if I can think of something that doesn't sound stupid.)
((Gah, sorry for the slightly late reply. I had actually forgotten that this game existed, and wanted to read through what I'd missed.))It's allright, but I will also need a name and description, unless you want to be a shady figure, in which case it is OK
If I'm allowed to change my placeholder stats, I'd like to move two points from pool to dexterity. Also, this is action text.
Can I design his appearance if he doesn't? Please?I'm afraid that I already took the decision. He will be a shadowy character if he doesn't choose.
Ooh! Ooh! Give the decision to the Delinquent Players Thread!
I actually had an idea for an appearance, but a shadow is cooler. Let's go with that. To fit the theme, a nameless char would be better, but if you really need a name, go with 'Thrancaole'.Okey, shadowy it is. And while I like the idea of not having a name, it is way easier to put a name on your char, so I think that I will go for Thrancaole.
God dammit why can't me spells ever work.
I think I'm gonna be getting me some more points soon.
Mako.
DO ma backup turn while I think...
PM
this is action text.
Pmed turn.
Get me dat point baby. STOMP STOMP.
You know that this won't happen in the next turn. A pity that you had such bad luck.Get me dat point baby. STOMP STOMP.
Kill this Jabroni. Sudden wake up to a spinning heel kick. Make the crowd go wild.
You know that this won't happen in the next turn. A pity that you had such bad luck.Get me dat point baby. STOMP STOMP.
Kill this Jabroni. Sudden wake up to a spinning heel kick. Make the crowd go wild.
Science!It arrivedSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Get me dat point baby. STOMP STOMP.
Kill this Jabroni. Sudden wake up to a spinning heel kick. Make the crowd go wild.
TURN.
OF SAFER SCIENCE.
AND CRAWL BACK TO THE PORTAL ROOM. GINGERLY.
Kares zubhaonth halthel tealtael.
Science!
PM
Why on earth are green page words for me harder to say than red page words?!Possibly luck. Possibly...something deeper.
Umm I just noticed the link for the map is broken for me is that going to be a problemOdd, well, when I figure out how to fix it, here is a simplified version:
I said Science.It arrived, but I'm uncertain on what do you mean by a certain expresion you used regarding one of the words. Nothing important, though.
(Firefox is apparently going to crash every time I send a pm. Please inform me if they fail to arrive and I will attempt to rectify it and/or just continue to shout at my monitor.)
Tealtael, tellthel skizicks.
Science!
NEW TURN.
Look around and WORDS
Point to pot!
Time to get my regen on. Focus pot.
Stuff.
PM
PUBLIC ANOUNCMENTSo, what I'm gonna do right now is be a Science Machine, basically. I'l just experiment with words and such to make things for you, and you leave me alone in exchange. Capiche?
Words, in that order:
G-101 Anamnteibu
Y-349 Umerata
A-205 Cumlintede
Quopeenis Amen Pepeon Terisli
Y-514 Ritutuan
[Pot:5+1=6]
[Bigf01t Str:5-1=4]
[Zolond str:4-1=]
You barely manage to stand your ground as a translucent black substance appears in front of you, pulling everything near it. The substance seems to be slowly receding in size, but the force of suction is so hard that you have to let loose your morningstar at the last moment. It is immediately sucked into it, but it seems that a part of the handle survived. The guy that was here was pulled pretty close to yo and now looks you with a "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" expression.
Diamond morningstar lost!
PUBLIC ANOUNCMENTSo, what I'm gonna do right now is be a Science Machine, basically. I'l just experiment with words and such to make things for you, and you leave me alone in exchange. Capiche?
Words, in that order:
G-101 Anamnteibu
Y-349 Umerata
A-205 Cumlintede
Quopeenis Amen Pepeon Terisli
Y-514 Ritutuan
Armamentalize!
Snip
SNIP
Do not get killed.
Hmmm DP I will join in the protection racket you have going onWell, lets keep saying words until you realize how to finally kill people:
Words
Hrm.
Zeusha skizicks.
DP, I pledge allegiance to you as Thrancaole, The Dark Knight. If you need assistance in any matters of brutality, I would be happy to assist you.
PM
((And here I was hoping the sand attack would provide a distraction. Oh well))
Round 2 Fight!
I remember when I had just teamed up with UnholyPariah... only for him to be killed like this the next turn. Owch. It was a short team-up. :P
It's all good. If I die the dark gods Zolond serves will just send him back for revenge.I have always wanted a nemesis...!
I'm Back!Should I pump out the turn or give you time to get in touch with the game again?
I submitted an action, didn't I? Or did that only go to my teammates?It did arrive, but I didn't know if it was an action to don't delay the turn even more, or a properly planned.
Snip
((And here I was hoping the sand attack would provide a distraction. Oh well))
Round 2 Fight!
more words
((I really need a metal of some kind))
Spoiler: DP109's Word Depository (click to show/hide)Words coming later today.G-205 Quaremru
Y-109 IampeurR-267 RateraiustumHELL NO ((Thanks for the tip off Bigf00t)) R-129 Isqua
A-127 Periamquaes
A-275 Quesiibu
R-179 Antse
Y-635 Issper
G-627 Tusru
Basically two from each section of the book, so we can get a better idea of which section has what.
Snip
I'm Back!
Well. This is bad.
Magic time.
What have thou wrought.
almost touched your eyebrows.(http://biosector01.com/wiki/images/thumb/b/bf/McTakua.PNG/150px-McTakua.PNG)
That's not your appearance. You are rather a man with his skin painted to look like a robot. Because, you know, I can't give you the power to decide which kind of material you are made of at the start of the game.almost touched your eyebrows.(http://biosector01.com/wiki/images/thumb/b/bf/McTakua.PNG/150px-McTakua.PNG)
Nope, no eyebrows there.
Ooh, another animal word. This'll be entertaining.Iampeur Umerata Anamnteibu Tusru RitutuanSpoiler: word depository (click to show/hide)
Issper
Quaremru Tusru
fair enoughThat's not your appearance. You are rather a man with his skin painted to look like a robot. Because, you know, I can't give you the power to decide which kind of material you are made of at the start of the game.almost touched your eyebrows.(http://biosector01.com/wiki/images/thumb/b/bf/McTakua.PNG/150px-McTakua.PNG)
Nope, no eyebrows there.
Ooh, another animal word. This'll be entertaining.Iampeur Umerata Anamnteibu Tusru RitutuanSpoiler: word depository (click to show/hide)
Issper
Quaremru Tusru
"...That was unhelpful."I love the Mortal Combat feel!
Round 3!
Hurry up and die already!I dare to say that the waitlist is too short. Anyway, a deth will probably happen in two turns.
Shaelshar shanntael.Thank you for donating words to the depository kind sir.
On a side note, Syvarris likes to be clever and type in original Perplexicon grammar or something.I know, he told me in the ER Dj chatroom thing whose name I forget.
It isn't, but he does it.
"...That was unhelpful."
Round 3!
Snip
more words
Iampeur Umerata Anamnteibu Tusru RitutuanSpoiler: word depository (click to show/hide)
Issper
Quaremru Tusru
Speed dice hate me.
Clobber attacker.
"You are tangling with the alpha, you insolent whelp! Prepare to die!"
Prepare to kill.
Shaelshar shanntael.
To the fiery depths with ye!
Oh god wat.RogueArchivist passed out from blood loss, and will die at the end of next turn. He is basically there so that in the unlikely case someone wanted to steal the kill, that could be actually done.
Well, don't need speed rolls to science!
And RogueArchivist?...
...
Hahaha, the dodge based character rolled a -5 on a dodge roll. That's amazing :)((I wanted to make people more conscious about their decisions, actually. The whole chunky salsa system discourages this, and that's why I decided to go for a more predictable one. Unfortunately, I didn't expect this level of penalties to be applied, but in some way they make sense: you have 0 pain tolerance, have been totaly burned, and have someone's foot embedded in your groin, which is being pulled away by its owner, potentially grabbing you to achieve that. Should it be possible for someone to miss a hit at you? Only if they lack a lot of coordination and you manage to ignore all the pain in your body, I think.
Cast acid at them again. I'm not even gonna PM the word again, because you know that I know it and I probably won't get the chance anyways.
Rewaitlist as Himself, with dex 7, pot&pool 1
((You made thia game too realistic, TC.))
Hahaha, the dodge based character rolled a -5 on a dodge roll. That's amazing :)((I wanted to make people more conscious about their decisions, actually. The whole chunky salsa system discourages this, and that's why I decided to go for a more predictable one. Unfortunately, I didn't expect this level of penalties to be applied, but in some way they make sense: you have 0 pain tolerance, have been totaly burned, and have someone's foot embedded in your groin, which is being pulled away by its owner, potentially grabbing you to achieve that. Should it be possible for someone to miss a hit at you? Only if they lack a lot of coordination and you manage to ignore all the pain in your body, I think.
Cast acid at them again. I'm not even gonna PM the word again, because you know that I know it and I probably won't get the chance anyways.
Rewaitlist as Himself, with dex 7, pot&pool 1
((You made thia game too realistic, TC.))
I hope that those laughs were indeed some kind of fun in the hilariousness of the turn.
By the way, you had terrible luck. Not only in the shown rolls, but in the d3s and d2s.
And I still think that the waitlist is too short))
Who's Roger? Spells and such coming tommorow.Guy with a beard, from the bad news trio.
Waitlist me please.I feared the day someone decided to make a character like this. Well, it is going to be interesting.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This is going to be hilarious.Waitlist me please.I feared the day someone decided to make a character like this. Well, it is going to be interesting.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hahaha oh my god that's awesome.
Lesson learned here: Don't fuck with team Derm.
On that note, Two people are unconscious, I see!
Stand up and go kick zolonds head in. No use letting perfectly good points go to waste.
I will note that if I do steal the kill, you have another turn of unconciousness.You know, that's right, isn't it, Mr. Derm? And we don't have any particular interest in keeping Bigf00t around. And we're about done killing our current victim.
I want to use EP's idea and modify Igor's sheet so he can actually cast a spell. Is that okay?Of course, I haven't even edited the waitlist yet.
Oh well.Can't do both actions on the same turn. Sorry
Get my junk all up out of his. Focus pot.
This means, 1 is added to the roll, and if the result is 4 or more, the target dies.Why not just "if the result is 3 or more, the target dies"? It's simpler. nd you know what's even simpler? Just say he dies. In order for the conditions to be upheld, the target would need to roll a -2 or worse, which means a -3 penalty on a d6 plus the worst luck possible, or even worse penalties and slightly better luck. (Or worse penalties and the same luck.)
Clarifications:
1) The soul of the dead goes to the person that caused the fatal blow. If Zolond bleeds out, Zolond's soul belongs to Bigf00t. It can be stolen by dealing the fatal blow to Zolond, but it is unlikely for team Derm to do so, because of them Being on the NE hallway. Why? Because they more than two rooms away. Two rooms is the maximum distance you can travel and do an action afterwards on the same turn.
2) The only unconcious dude is Zolond here, and he will only be unconscious for 1 turn because he will die at the end of turn 41.
3) Bigf00t is not unconcious, he is paralyzed for two turns. This means that he losing the turn is just a contingency.
And, last one, and my favourite one:
4) Derm's foot is still attached to Thrancaole's groin. He has to roll strength and get 4 or more to free it. The need to make the roll can't be evaded even if Thrancaole dies.
So, the kill being stolen by Derm group seems unlikely.
Because if you are horrible at strength, then there should be the possibility of you not killing him, or at least you would have to look for another way to do that (like, looking for a weapon, or using magics). I do not intend to give a good hit bonus in the case of a cripple execution. If you are horrible at strength, you should be able to just stick your hand through the cripple's mouth and unleash acid/fire/a rubber bear that fires boh things mentioned beforehand, etc.This means, 1 is added to the roll, and if the result is 4 or more, the target dies.Why not just "if the result is 3 or more, the target dies"? It's simpler. nd you know what's even simpler? Just say he dies. In order for the conditions to be upheld, the target would need to roll a -2 or worse, which means a -3 penalty on a d6 plus the worst luck possible, or even worse penalties and slightly better luck. (Or worse penalties and the same luck.)
Keep the proverbial bloodlust in your proverbial pants mate, you've officially been warned ;DEither you're mixing metaphors or any future girlfriends you have will be rather surprised one date.
((Are you just a little scorned because I wouldn't "officially" join Team Wizard? I thought a simple non-aggression gentleman's agreement was sufficient.*shrug* Not my idea.
((All jokes aside, I have no idea why I felt like choosing that particular... euphemism. It's been a weird day. No, I apologize for that choice of words. My god I need these assignments to be over.Keep the proverbial bloodlust in your proverbial pants mate, you've officially been warned ;DEither you're mixing metaphors or any future girlfriends you have will be rather surprised one date.
A little bit that, a little bit pragmatism, a rather lot of 'Oh look a shiny' and I probably wouldn't have tried to kill you in specific anyway.
I was secretly cheering FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT! on the inside, as well as the waitlisters.Truth be told, I kind of was too :P
Well, this keeps being the relative peace of late mid-game.
And yes I was most certainly mixing metaphors. I don't even want to know how that line would translate into reality.))Nor do I. If I wanted to, though, there's probably an answer on deviantart.
Can I have a link to that word list please?I was secretly cheering FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT! on the inside, as well as the waitlisters.Truth be told, I kind of was too :P
Well, this keeps being the relative peace of late mid-game.
It would be nice to keep a low level of combat going on, keep things turning, although I think that will be less of an issue now. there is a public wordlist with effective enough words on it so that the science barrier-of-entry is lowered, and the late-beginning phase of pure science seems to have subsided somewhat.
Ask darkpaladin, although he has posted is multiple times and I deliberatedly let the words and the list exist in the turns, so you can search for his quote in the previous turnCan I have a link to that word list please?I was secretly cheering FIGHT!FIGHT!FIGHT! on the inside, as well as the waitlisters.Truth be told, I kind of was too :P
Well, this keeps being the relative peace of late mid-game.
It would be nice to keep a low level of combat going on, keep things turning, although I think that will be less of an issue now. there is a public wordlist with effective enough words on it so that the science barrier-of-entry is lowered, and the late-beginning phase of pure science seems to have subsided somewhat.
Sorry for not postingWoo! Np KhHound, if you've posted a turn, we're one more closer to a nice big turn! And that is a nice gift now my assignments are over. Thank you for your unwitting gift!
Turn
... For the record, if no-one comes to steal poor Zolond's soul from me, I'd like to test the two words I sent you in the first place.Well I thought I had till I got a PM.
Just thought while we all have time I'd clear that up.Sorry for not postingWoo! Np KhHound, if you've posted a turn, we're one more closer to a nice big turn! And that is a nice gift now my assignments are over. Thank you for your unwitting gift!
Turn
Stomp on his head.
...To clarify, Thrancaole's, not Derm's.
Do a head stomp.
Uh.
Get my junk all up out of his. Overcharge strength?
Cast acid at them again. I'm not even gonna PM the word again, because you know that I know it and I probably won't get the chance anyways.
PM
Sorry for not posting
Turn
ErerumSpoiler: List (click to show/hide)
Sttat
Itaquaestan
Erante
Entam
Tersse
Diitu
Oruentseat
I LIVE... AGAIN.It is the semicircular hallway between greenhouse and magma rooms.
I'm guessing the SW hallway is the one between the Grand and Magma rooms?
Systar awakens with a start. He was sleeping in today... hey, where the hell is he? What's this book? Bah, magic? Not in the mood. He stuffs it in his pants and looks around.
That red heat from the south couldn't be good. He heads the other way instead and hangs a left.
Head toward the Portal Room. Anyone who attacks me gets put in a full nelson.
For a given definition of "west" then?My bad, I keep writing that as West when it should be East. Correcting it in the post irght now.
Head to the portal room trying out a new wordIt depends on what you expect to happen, or at least what you would consider as the word working.
Erante Tersse
((I have no idea if this will work))
((It seems like this just may end up with electricity forming the shapes of cogs and gears and stuff. Might need a solid material to get something. Like maybe iron or diamond. I wonder when people will start making steampunk weapons.))Head to the portal room trying out a new wordIt depends on what you expect to happen, or at least what you would consider as the word working.
Erante Tersse
((I have no idea if this will work))
I expect it very soon. I would this turn in fact, but I found that "Futuristic" word, so I figure I'll just be different and have my weapons make pew pew noises. I want to know what devilish devices our good-friend-the-GM can come up with for me to kill people with. If there's something we can trust our almighty overlord with, it's "Fun" ;D((It seems like this just may end up with electricity forming the shapes of cogs and gears and stuff. Might need a solid material to get something. Like maybe iron or diamond. I wonder when people will start making steampunk weapons.))Head to the portal room trying out a new wordIt depends on what you expect to happen, or at least what you would consider as the word working.
Erante Tersse
((I have no idea if this will work))
If there's something we can trust our almighty overlord with, it's "Fun" ;D*The Waddle Dee tips its mage hat at Bigf00t.
Name: lemmiwinks the ratYou can be shorter, but not so short. That is reserved to magical transformations.
Appearance: 3 inches long, carrying a toothpick as a sword. For some reason his magic is equally as powerful as others. He is very hard to see.
Stats:
Str: 0
Dex:3
Spd:3
Wil:0
End:0
Pot:0
Pol:3
Status effects:
Transformation status:
Inventory:
Location:
It looks like I'm not going to have internet for a month. Darn.
I was about to post the turn, then realized that EP hasn't submitted an action, so we are waiting for him (please leave the hallway, I already wrote how it is going to get cleaned and I don't want to erase that)alright 3ft, but he THINKS he's 3 inches
Nah, that's the first size of small. You can be like 1.30 meters or something like that without messing with rules. The same thing that I told DP happens here: you can't decide certain things about your character, because there are actually words for that.I was about to post the turn, then realized that EP hasn't submitted an action, so we are waiting for him (please leave the hallway, I already wrote how it is going to get cleaned and I don't want to erase that)alright 3ft, but he THINKS he's 3 inches
Head toward the Portal Room (via Greenhouse Room). Anyone who attacks me gets put in a full nelson.
Spoiler: Public Word List (click to show/hide)
Tersse Periamquaes, pointing at a wall.
R-509 Etta
Hmm.
+1 Pool I think. Fateful science beckons.
Also, word me.
Condolences to the massacred.
Hmmm. A strange conundrum. Oh well, probably just another cool dream. Hopefully...
Time To Test.
Head to the portal room trying out a new word
Erante Entam
((I have no idea if this will work))
RIP, those three guys. We hardly knew ye and barely cared.
+1 Pool
Clean off my boot.
"Well. It seems that we've slain another knave. Perhaps we should find another area, free of such bodies, until such time as they have been removed by whatever dark forces maintain this strange place?"
Also, repair my hammer with the ring.
Movement and science.
((Huh, I guess the book isn't color-coded for convenience. I thought the red page was elements. That, or it's a different code. Also, I can't wait until I find the full body word. I'm gonna be a clockwork orc hillbilly.))Color coded for another kind of convenience. For the survivability kind of convenience, specifically.Spoiler: Public Word List (click to show/hide)
"The hell was that? Oh well, only way to figure it out is to read more. And momma said reading ain't never done nothin' for nobody. Ha!" Robert remarks before looking for more words in the book.
R-597 Riarneest
R-655 Busius
R-741 Antsequeet
Oh whatThis means that you don't have fire forever. You know, to avoid perpetual use of magic and maybe overpowered things. Don't worry, eventually you will have enough knowledge so that you don't need to cast it again. If you survive, of course.
Alas, such disappoint, words don't even.
TRY AGAIN!
Spoiler: Public Word List (click to show/hide)
"The hell was that? Oh well, only way to figure it out is to read more. And momma said reading ain't never done nothin' for nobody. Ha!" Robert remarks before looking for more words in the book.
G-836 Copeus
G-845 Aeem
G-895 Tisuiiamri
Or, if attacked and I still have pool, try to Rateraiustum Periamquaes them./b]
More wordsYou ignore the fiendish creature which now seems to have some sort of diamond medieval weapon and do science:
To escape the heat walk to the North exit of the magma room.
Say words.
Begin Movement. Speak words.
Systar strolls a bit into the Portal Room. Well, he could try a bit of this magic out...
A bit o' the ol' science!
More science is needed.
"Impressive weapon."
Science time!
You ignore the fiendish creature which now seems to have some sort of diamond medieval weapon and do science:((Gratz to the GM for making me seem as terrifying as I regularly forget I look :P))
-snip-
You arrive to a place with a body, some blood, and various people, one of them being an alien with claws and a diamond morningstar.
-snip-
You wander nearer to the alien humanoid, which now has a weapon, besides its claws. Yeah, you are not insane.
[Pot:5-1=4]
The alien's morningstar begins to glow, but it slowly fades away. It looks at you. You now need new underwear.
Did I send words? I thought I sent words. Having trouble finding them in my "sent" box...Yes, you did. We are currently waiting on Toaster.
Damn. One more time.
Words.You congratulate your partner on his reacquisition of the inert bodypart, then do some science yourself:
"Well hello there. We're all not going to kill each other, right?"
Move away from the man holding nunchuks. Maybe the alien is nice. I've already seen hell, after all.
Speaking of which, let's try some of this again. Speaking words is fun. Speaking other words if people try to hurt me is less fun, but necessary.
More words.
Spoiler: Public Word List (click to show/hide)
Go to the Portal Room. Portal Room PARTAY!! Say G-895 Tisuiiamri and a couple of other words on the way.
That slow asshole.
Interesting. One more thing he wanted to try...
One more thing!
"Oh look! People! I used to be People! HELLO PEOPLE!"
;D
Swing around the Morningstar, press each button in turn
Don't practice with The Morningstar on people. Please.
Also words and associated science.
"Well I expect there will be some people that are really powerful so sticking together would make it easier to survive"
Words
A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.
I was hoping somebody else would think it was funny.A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.
Hurr hurr hurr Can't resist
I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.Wait, wat? I don't even? ;)
Hint: word generator.I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.Wait, wat? I don't even? ;)
OOOOoooooooogod I need more sleep.Hint: word generator.I explicitly blame Bigf00t for that. Because reasons.Wait, wat? I don't even? ;)
Definitely going to have to fix that later.
Screw the pitch, for you see, there is science to do. I'll understand everything when with this I am through. There's spellcasting to be done and experiments to run, so enjoy while we're all still alive.
Words.
Uhh...
More words?
Time to WORDs my chest
Once more with feeling!
A-511 Quopeenis, and a couple of other words.
Say words.
Continue with words.
Hmm, it seems that you are having a lot of time to do science. It would be a bit unfortunate if something happened to interrupt you, don't you think so? Are you paranoid yet? No? Well, maybe I should try harder next time.
Wait what in the EVERFUCK.What?
Greatwyrm got perma banned!?
How the-
What the-
but-
MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD WITHOUT THEM DYING. HOW. WHY.
This just isn't fair.
You know, this is one of those things that I am very conflicted about. On one hand, GWG being gone means that Derm's murderous team is gonna fall into ruin. On the other hand, GWG's gone.Wait what in the EVERFUCK.What?
Greatwyrm got perma banned!?
How the-
What the-
but-
MY ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD WITHOUT THEM DYING. HOW. WHY.
This just isn't fair.
Nevermind, I just saw the message from the Big Toad.
Well, a pity that that happened to your team. Now it would be a good time to do diplomacy.
How is that karma? The entire point of the game is to do what I've been doing!I support Derm here. It is a PvP game
How is that karma? The entire point of the game is to do what I've been doing!I support Derm here. It is a PvP game
Whats sad is that Tomcost kind of predicted it with that little blurb at the start of my turn.Spooky, isn't it?
Amen to that, I have to keep reminding myself sometimes that this is actually a death-match arena.How is that karma? The entire point of the game is to do what I've been doing!I support Derm here. It is a PvP game
I read over the thread, but I'm not sure what happened to me. I'd like to request indefinite waitlist. I should have regular internet access within the next few days, but I'm not entirely sure.Well, you have spot there, then.
Well, it seems that two people will enter the game next turn....
I have daily internet access now. Requesting non-eternal waitlist.Moving...
Could my old character have a spot in the deathlist, please?I do not put characters removed because the player couldn't play at that time, but I guess that I could do a "banished" list, where your character could appear.Spoiler: Flimsy Wizard (click to show/hide)
Hmm, it seems that you are having a lot of time to do science. It would be a bit unfortunate if something happened to interrupt you, don't you think so? Are you paranoid yet? No? Well, maybe I should try harder next time.
SCIENCE WILL HAPPEN UNTIL I SAY IT STOPS
Say a PHRASE.
-Snip-More science! And hope that the floor loves you! Do you love me floor? Because I love you! Please don't crush me.
Phrases of words.
I'll figure out what that damned word means!
Let the phrasing....BEGIN!Ahhhhh that guy got swallowed by the floor, I don't wanna die, I need to know more science ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Alas poor Horatio.He was called Mark.
*stroke the floor lovingly*I'm so sigging this.
*stroke the floor seductively*
*stroke the floor in a way worthy of a restraining order*
Oh goody.
MAKO MAN.
Oh goddamn it, that was a four word sentence of waste!
Alas poor Horatio.
*stroke the floor lovingly*
*stroke the floor seductively*
*stroke the floor in a way worthy of a restraining order*
((Yes, that is turn-text. Distressingly dirty turn-text.))
So that's how this magic works...
Bloop.
Words.
Spoiler: Public Word list (click to show/hide)
Say Quopeenis again and a couple of other words.
Sorry my bad.
Words make the fun of the times
You done fucked up, boy.
"Uh, thanks dude! I can dig it."It would depend on the material of the arrow and that of what you hit with them.
Head that way too and stuff.
((Can you recover used arrows?))
So I should only shoot them at soft things that they will nicely stick in, like flesh. Gotcha.Its not like they would be useful against something that can't bleed, anyway.
So I should only shoot them at soft things that they will nicely stick in, like flesh. Gotcha.Its not like they would be useful against something that can't bleed, anyway.
You done fucked up, boy.
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN BRING IN THE RING! OOOOOH YEAH!
Do wizardy things.
Magic.
Start ambling over to discern the nature of those violent sounds I can hear with my metaalien-ears. Laugh at the fight in my freakish alien voice when I get there. Find a nice comfy spot on the wall to lean on while spectating (and deciding my next move). And science-ing.
(GOTO Greenhouse_room. That'll probably take all the turn.)
Also SCI-ENCE SCI-ENCE MAN (dun dun)! I WANNA BE, A SCI-ENCE MAN.
((Also, WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THE WORDS THAT SPECIFICALLY MAKE ME GLOW! *arglebargle*))
((Also, when is Derm going to use that spear? It has 2 turns left. It saddens me somehow.))
"Uh, thanks dude! I can dig it."
Head that way too and stuff.
Lets try some WORDS.He, why everybody is leaving? Wait. Yeah, leave, you freaks!
Time to test things, be they words or objects
[from within the purple cloud]If bad puns could kill, you would have won the game by this time, hehe.
*sigh* "Grenade test, failure."
"Need more power for expeditious science... Perhaps I should get on that."
Murderstroll. It's Reaping time.
Time to Reap the rewards. A Reap of faith. Reap someone a new one.
Also some science.
How the hell did he punch IronHe didn't. He slammed your head into the ground.
It's my superpower.-snip-If bad puns could kill, you would have won the game by this time, hehe.
Time to Reap the rewards. A Reap of faith. Reap someone a new one.
Also some science.
It's also worth noting the rather large roll differences. And a successful head attack. And noting that you only gained the [mauled] state, you'd be KO if you were flesh methinks. There is no such thing as invincible in Perplexicon... barring maybe Igor the Invincible over there, we're yet to see how that works out!How the hell did he punch IronHe didn't. He slammed your head into the ground.
Do you believe in Magic?
MAKO TIME.Freaky Fish Guy! You came back!
I MADE A SONGI may sig it, but I don't know which melody should it have. I was thinking about something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2Q_fO7fhJI).
Actually, he would have just [Pain II] if he had been flesh. A "knocked unconcious" is a 6.It's also worth noting the rather large roll differences. And a successful head attack. And noting that you only gained the [mauled] state, you'd be KO if you were flesh methinks. There is no such thing as invincible in Perplexicon... barring maybe Igor the Invincible over there, we're yet to see how that works out!How the hell did he punch IronHe didn't. He slammed your head into the ground.
That just means I need to get a spongy outer shell over an inner core of hardness.More or less.
That just means I need to get a spongy outer shell over an inner core of hardness.More or less.
A song is not a song unless it has rhythm, melody and armony. Without this what you wrote is poetry. One in which some words have excess letters, but poetry nonetheless.
And I think that now I'm behaving like a snob. Fine, I'm sigging that right now. YOU WIN, THIS TIME.
Did you never hear that song?I knew it, but I didn't associate the names.
Do you believe in magic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDYNuD4CwlI&feature=kp)
I apologize for the typo, I wrote that in a hurry.That just means I need to get a spongy outer shell over an inner core of hardness.More or less.
A song is not a song unless it has rhythm, melody and armony. Without this what you wrote is poetry. One in which some words have excess letters, but poetry nonetheless.
And I think that now I'm behaving like a snob. Fine, I'm sigging that right now. YOU WIN, THIS TIME.
I didn't realize a song had to have armony. Is that like an armory?
In all seriousness, it only really needs one of those things (to be music, at least, which is more or less the same). Otherwise, people wouldn't be able to sing by themselves(since you can't really do harmony by yourself, and it's a choice of either rhythm or melody, in most cases).
How the hell did he punch Iron? >:(
MAKO TIME.
Do you believe in Magic?
[from within the purple cloud]You notice how the guy who you gave the bow leaves the room. Bah, you didn't need him anyway. Better do science alone:
*sigh* "Grenade test, failure."
"Need more power for expeditious science... Perhaps I should get on that."
Murderstroll. It's Reaping time.
Time to Reap the rewards. A Reap of faith. Reap someone a new one.
Also some science.
Movement and some WORDS on the way.
Whelp back to trying to get appendicitis I suppose.
Attack magic.
((Sorry for the delay.))
I am the best wizard.
HE USED TO BE A WRESTLER UNTIL HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
MY SALESMANSHIP IS IMPECCABLE. YOU WILL BE SOLD.
I think you'll find that you now have quite a bit more opposition than you intended, Mako boy. MY TEAM MAY BE DEAD, BUT THE ASHES SHALL SPRING FORTH ANEW!
HE USED TO BE A WRESTLER UNTIL HE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
((So I now have the power of D.O.O.D.. Neat.))
TO WAAAAAAGGGHHH!!!!
NO SELL.
(BAD PUNS)
DO THINGS. WITH BLOOD AND SCIENCE.
Snip
Cage cannot contain Igor.
Go cage!
This looks very fun!Of course! Waitlisters are always welcome!
Could I be waitlisted?Spoiler: Stats (click to show/hide)
Hey Mr GM, if I fired HOT HAIR HAMSTERS at people, would that count as an attack, or more like forcibly giving people warm plushies, and therefore retain full pool-gen?
...Why? Because said bunnies could exlode, dissolve flesh on touch, shoot magma out of their mouths or be possessed by a lovecraftian horror...BEST. BUNNIES. EVER.
I think I sent in an action but maybe notYou didn't, but now that I check the previous PM and the former turn, I notice that I missed four words from you. I will edit it briefly, but I still need an action for this turn (the rest is done)
Retrieve dem arrows.
INVINCIBLE MAKO.
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE WAAAAAAGGHH!!!!
Stay out of that fight. Focus pot. 420 blaze it
TURN EDIT: HERE WE GO! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Magic!
PM
Well then words must be said.
Stay out of that fight. Focus pot. 420 blaze it
As you didn't answer which kind of focus you wanted, the RNG will decide for you. Yay!
d2:1
You extend your arms to your sides and scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as your metal hair begins to rearrange itself until it points upwards.
The badass feel is lost and replaced by an awkward one after five seconds when it turns boring, and you notice that nobody is watching you.
I think he meant what kind of flavor, so you got the DBZ flavor (which is canon.)This is true. And I asked you in a turn if you wanted the DBZ flavor or the Buddhist one.
Same word, same target. You know which word, right? If that fails, make with the Naginata slashing.I know the word, no need to PM it again.
Well shit.1) It isn't bleeding, it is pretty much the same as with your foot.
Hopefully my pinky isn't bleeding.
Though I have to wonder where my sixth word went...
Oh right. actually doing something.
Stuff it is!
THE RING IS MY TEMPLE.
Let's get this party started!
Same word, same target. You know which word, right? If that fails, make with the Naginata slashing.
Actions can be Fun
Fight.
Igor's love for you is invincible.
"Hi-ho!"
"It is nice to meet and make meat of you!"
Use mace and WORD
((Aww, I meant the zappy word. So I'm facing Mako in the bearhug, right? Because my clock says it's zappy time if so. Action to come when I get out of work.))Yes, he is hugging you, which means that you have to either beat him in str or otherwise make him release you (voluntarily or involuntarily)
Out of general curiosity, can I change back to flesh currently? And what would my injury list be if I were to do so?1) You rolled a 6, so no without going through another transformation, but you don't actually ahve to activate said transformation.
Also, what does a mauled head actually do?
Anyway, I guess I'll have to go all out for this possibility of repair.So far, and to my knowledge (because perhaps you can come up with more than me), there are four methods of repair. One of them is the repair word, one is just by using words much like how you would do it in the original Perplexicon, the other is via control means, and the last one is secret and si part of the mechanics (currently accesible to most players I believe), and maybe will be discovered, or maybe not.
Focus Pot. GO BEYOND THE BEYOND!
((But point blank is the best range! :P))
Completely irrelevant comment
HOOOOO BROTHER.
Hmmm.
I wonder what happens if I just stack appendix words over and over again.
Also I really want to find the word for 'Left Foot' now. Or 'Foot'. The androgynous foot thing. *Sigh* And I was just about ready to go and turn someone into blood...back to science, I guess...
Sigh...
Woo! Ineffective violence!
REPEAT UNTIL DEATH DO WE PART
((So purple death and general mauling))
Action!
Really sorry. I thought I posted.
Oh hello friend. Welcome to the association of the thaumaturgically removed amputee club. Take a seat, you won't be standing much longer.
Maybe electrocuting myself isn't the best strategy?Truth be told, it isn't actually working out all that badly, it's just not very effective.
Okay what the fuck.Dead weight? No. It is more like deadly weight. It is actively trying to kill you. Have fun.
Another 1, really.
Ughhhhh.
Time to turn my entire left leg into so much dead weight, I suppose...
Maybe electrocuting myself isn't the best strategy?You certainly are specialized in lightning magic, but to be effective you should have probably put a point in pot. You know, so that this doesn't happen.
Actually, if you're not hurting yourself, giving someone a bearhug then zapping yourself is a plausible move.Yeah, no. The main point of the mechanics I'm trying to use for a failed lightning is "You only zap yourself". Because that could get exploity like that.
Yeah, I already tried that and it didn't work.Actually, if you're not hurting yourself, giving someone a bearhug then zapping yourself is a plausible move.Yeah, no. The main point of the mechanics I'm trying to use for a failed lightning is "You only zap yourself". Because that could get exploity like that.
Yes, I got that, i understand it's trying to kill me. Thus why I am going to kill it, making it dead weight.Okay what the fuck.Dead weight? No. It is more like deadly weight. It is actively trying to kill you. Have fun.
Another 1, really.
Ughhhhh.
Time to turn my entire left leg into so much dead weight, I suppose...
Okay, what if I get spiky metal piercings and stab them into someone, then electrocute myself?More like if you are totally made of metal. And that is actually detrimental to your own possibilities of resisting electricity. So no, no exploiting game mechanics!
Does this include turning yourself into a vacuum and consuming people? Or into that purple death stuff and enveloping people?The mechanics for those situations are too
Isn't exploiting game mechanics the entire point of this game, though? :POkay, what if I get spiky metal piercings and stab them into someone, then electrocute myself?More like if you are totally made of metal. And that is actually detrimental to your own possibilities of resisting electricity. So no, no exploiting game mechanics!
I wouldn't call it exploiting. Using them efficiently, yes. Using your own weaknesses and cheesy strategies as means of defeating other players, no. When a competitive game allows that kind of things, more often than not that ends up becoming the mandatory way to play, and I do not pretend that. I want players to have their own cool stuff, but that cool stuff has limitations. You are trading one thing from another. Without that, there would be something overpowered. And that's when the game gets broken. Think about will in the original Perplexicon. The turns were "I wanna tear out player B's spine" Rolls: 4v3 You do so, player B dies. How much knowledge did you have than said player? Probably two words. What coudl that player do? Absolutely nothing. That's what I don't like.Isn't exploiting game mechanics the entire point of this game, though? :POkay, what if I get spiky metal piercings and stab them into someone, then electrocute myself?More like if you are totally made of metal. And that is actually detrimental to your own possibilities of resisting electricity. So no, no exploiting game mechanics!
But it is a strategy of it's own, isn't it? You can die to will-hitting attacks, and why shouldn't being a physical character(he has to reach you to hug you, and succeed on the dex check to hug you,and the str check to keep you from getting away...) be as rewarding as being a mage, especially if you're using magic to accomplish said goals?The point is, the character would be getting too much. Somebody like Igor would not only be good at resisting stuff, but also would be a good mage. It is essentially giving someone the possibility to use ones as sixes. And that is game breaking. Yes, he needs to hug you and all, but if you compare him with a mage character, you will find that the maluses from strength are likely going to be the same. So, you are in about the same position than someone (barring dex, but wrestling is more str based), with the difference that said person is inmune to a kind of magic he uses, which means that the mage can't use that kind of magic against the other one either. So, we have a mage that is invulnerable to a kind of magic (plausible), but from the start (plausible at extreme costs), and that can perform as well as a moderately specialized character. That's is too much.
But I suppose my real quarrel is this: the mark of a good tactician is the ability to turn weaknesses into strengths,and liabilities into assets. And you seem opposed to this.The mark of a good tactician is making the best possible use of your strengths, and hiding or otherwise don't allowing your weaknesses to be exploited. What you describe would be a godlike tactician.
I mean,hell, I know a shitton of words, it feels like, with all the testing I've been doing, but I have shitty stats so it's likely it won't matter, especially now that my leg is trying to throttle me.The problem you had with magic was a matter of both the RNG and non-RNG luck. The RNG because of your 16.66% of probabilities of failing. Non RNG luck because the effects of a failure depend on the words used, and in certain cases, said failure only means that no information is given. Your charater has a good specialization for doing science with words witohut tangible effects. You are actually more specialized than what you think. The problem is, you can't do many things with them, unless you make an efficient use of the overdrive mechanic and the focus mechanic. In fact, you can instantly gain a +2 in any given stat (and with luck, even more for those in which you have 0). Knowledge is also valuable, allowing trade and diplomacy. The alternatives exist, but it depends on the player to see them.
My two cents,People also have to breathe out, you know.
As far tas the "becoming a cloud of necrosis mist and enveloping people" as fun as it might seem to begin with, that means that people will be BREATHING you. To hurt people you have to give up chunks of yourself. That seems counterproductive.
My two cents,This is interesting. In some interesting ways. [FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES]
As far tas the "becoming a cloud of necrosis mist and enveloping people" as fun as it might seem to begin with, that means that people will be BREATHING you. To hurt people you have to give up chunks of yourself. That seems counterproductive.
Also I am achieving the same result with a two part setup. What Igor has is a one part setup. I made myself immune to the mist (not needing to breathe/not fleshy), and then I started weaponizing the mist effectively (decent pot). Igor has made himself more-or-less immune to lightning, but has yet to assist himself in the weaponizing department (no pot, or more-or-less no pot).But, to do that, you have more knowledge than the average folk, and you had to invest points in pool to do that. Also, the mist was not really supposed to get to the necrosis part quickly. It's main nature is to be that thing that bothers you constantly, rather than something deadly. Even now that it evolved into its final stage, it takes time to kill.
I guess our almighty GM just isn't as fond of making the same things that make you immune to things, let you employ them with lethal abandon.You can make yourself inmune to things (relatively speaking, because with some points in pot you could actaully succeed in hurting Igor with lightning), and you can specialize yourself in some kind of means of harming people. But doing both requires extra knowledge and souls.
As soon as he gets some points in pot however. Well.
EDIT: Actually an effective setup for Igor RIGHT NOW would be to serve as a meatshield for a squishy character who CAN deal damage. He can take all of the hits/grapple people to immobilize them and The Damage Dealer could just let Igor get some of the last hits on their victims every now and then. You're welcome.He is a meatshield. He is the ideal meatshield. He can't harm poeople reliably, that's what he traded for being imprevious to lightning. Those who doesn't risk anything, won't gain much. He has to hope that he dice roll in his favour at some point. And, given how much he is likely to last, it can happen in the future.
Tomcost, I respect a gm that keeps their game balanced. Even when it doesn't work in my favour,I'm glad that you respect this. Bear in mind that I'm not saying that your character build is terrible or anything. It is designed to last a lot of punishment, and rely on chance to do actual damage. Or killstealing. Well, everybody killsteals when they get the chance.
Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.This is a thing of beauty.
Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.I would sig this, except my sig is full and I don't have a sigtext.
Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.Alternate use: he carries around a mage like a rifle and shoots people with them.
Clearly he just needs to pick up people and walk into dangerous situations with them, relying on his resistance to avoid serious damage while the frailer other dies painfully.Sigging :D
Oh, and, uh, Action, I guess.
Hopefully it works, and hopefully I can find a way to make a new leg.
Can you smelllllllllll what the Ork is cooking?
WARTIME.
Oops, my bad Mr. Ork! I should paint my bow red for MORE DAKKA.
Never eat an energy field bigger than your head.
Try something new.
Maybe electrocuting myself isn't the best strategy?
MORE NECROSIS MIST! MORE GENTLE PATTING WITH SPIKY THING!
Why did I attack Derm?So, me, as the GM, should I assume that the players are actually ethical and civilized gentlemen who can not stand any kind of dishonorable treason and/or backstabbing? :P
/me goes back and looks at PM
Wow, I totally put the wrong name there. Oops?
-snippy-Or else GM assumes naughty not nice.
So, me, as the GM, should I assume that the players are actually ethical and civilized gentlemen who can not stand any kind of dishonorable treason and/or backstabbing? :P
Yeah, not going to happen. You should better check your PM's twice.
((This mist is better than I thought! Good fun, if limited to fleshy/breathing victims))You were horrendously lucky (or, rather, Miol was unlucky). It is not as efficient as you think. It is designed to be annoying, even at the lethal level. Miol has received a total of 12 exposure points, yet he is not dead (although arguably close to dying), and no permanent damage was made. Remember that generally speaking, 6 exposure points mean death or a really crippling effect. Miol has doubled that number, and he is only termporarily crippled.
"Whoops! Think I drunk too much there!"
Grab arrow and run back to Mako. Put it in his chest.
What the hell are you doing.
Waaaagh!!!
"Whoops! Think I drunk too much there!"
Grab arrow and run back to Mako. Put it in his chest.
Intercept with a Clothesline.
Hmmmm.
Word.
MIST! PATTING WITH MACE FUTILELY!
Another scar for Igor's collection.
Their Paralysis bonuses are not in their statuses.Corrected!
I only have 1 in my pool still, for some reason?Correcting it, I forgot to add that point.
The worst part is, even once I kill it, I get nothing except a missing leg.But you get a crutch incorporated in that!
((I'm confused. How do a 1 and a 5 both result in the same status condition? I was hoping Mako's heart would have stopped like Takua's did.))You die at a six exposure to lightning, which is only achievable if one of you has a malus to end, or the other has a bonus to pot. If you look into the tag, it actually says that Mako stays like that for 2 turns, while you only do so for 1.
((Six exposure...Robert POT 7 Mako END 1...))You also picked some of that exposure (there were a 2 exposure and a 6 exposure, for a total of 8 points to distribute in a maximum damage of 7 due to the pot roll). I calculate the damage for each player over the total points of exposure . Actually, by rolling 1 point above, you would have absorbed less damage and he would have died.
((Six exposure...Robert POT 7 Mako END 1...))You also picked some of that exposure (there were a 2 exposure and a 6 exposure, for a total of 8 points to distribute in a maximum damage of 7 due to the pot roll). I calculate the damage for each player over the total points of exposure . Actually, by rolling 1 point above, you would have absorbed less damage and he would have died.
The champFTFYnever diesalways repawns.
So there were only 7 points of exposure to distribute due to the POT roll and I got 2 of them? What if I hit him with it again? Is the exposure cumulative?Exactly. Electricity is not cumulative. At best, you refresh the paralysis time. At worst, nothing changes.
So what is meant to kill?Acid, magma, arcane energy, black holes, other fun stuff, a combination of most of them. Repeated exposure to fire is fatal, but the spreading nature of the fire is what makes it more like a debuffer than a killer. It is actually magma with higher spread. If you can focus it into something, it would have the same effect.
Acid? Fire seems like a Debuffer meant to allow you to gain the upper hand and kill them, with pain and burn statuses, but I don't really get how you're supposed to kill people, if you can't do it with freaking lightning.
Extreme numbness could just knock someone out, which is usually fatal.Yeah, that's why I originally set that to happen at stage VI, where he would get a -3, and that would be too much to have someone stilla live, but I'm considering doing so with stage IV in the future. After all, it would mean that you would have to spend 4 turns rotting.
He would have died already if I didn't keep rolling so very poorly on strength.Extreme numbness could just knock someone out, which is usually fatal.Yeah, that's why I originally set that to happen at stage VI, where he would get a -3, and that would be too much to have someone stilla live, but I'm considering doing so with stage IV in the future. After all, it would mean that you would have to spend 4 turns rotting.
IGOR SMASH!
TURN THINGS! (More mist for the both of them, more mace for Miol until he dies, then commence mace testing on Igor)
Must survive...
"Well then. Maybe this will go better..."
HALP
Stomp Mako's head into a bloody mess.
Time to take a page from The Art of WAAAGH!
JUST KEEP ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING((I understood that rolling means dodge))
DODGING WOULD BE GOOD TOO.
Well fuckIndeed, that was terrible luck. The good thing is that it has a -1 to str rolls, required to kill you.
Goddamnit RNG
Well fuckIndeed, that was terrible luck. The good thing is that it has a -1 to str rolls, required to kill you.
Goddamnit RNG
By the way, if it managed to kill you, it would become a sort of mini-boss. because it will be worth 1 soul.
But, Igor then realizes that he feels that something is bothering him, in his chest. He then coughs a little. Oh, no, not you too.YES! MWAHAHAHA~! POINT IN STRENGTH. MUST SHOW IGOR HOW SMASH!
Hahaha! What a time to be alive.
Why no lightning?
YES! MWAHAHAHA~! POINT IN STRENGTH. MUST SHOW IGOR HOW SMASH!
TEST ONE, INTRODUCE MAGIC AND MACE TO GENERAL FACE-REGION.[/u][/b]
I live! Mwahahaha! Time for science.
Systar, stay out of my way. Time to take another page from the Art of WAAAGH!
Don't get any WAAAGH on me. That'd just be gross.
ROLL HARDER.
Wait so did I die or what?Yes, you did. That thing choked you to death. And could have slaughtered everyone if it hadn't been for Derm.
Hurray!You ruined a lot of incoming fun. Shame on you.
Name: Magical TrevorWaitlisted!
Appearance: White robes and hat, orange hair and beard
Stats:
Str: 1
Dex: 1
Spd: 1
Wil: 0
End: 1
Pot: 1
Pol: 4
Status effects:
Transformation status:
Inventory:
Location:
If it had been a different creature, then I think that I would have made it do science randomly until it found a way to kill people. Even thinking about the possibility of having to simulate science makes me feel uncomfortable, actually.
And they discovered how to throw magma at people from the start, as well as how to multiply themselves? RNG is a bitch.If it had been a different creature, then I think that I would have made it do science randomly until it found a way to kill people. Even thinking about the possibility of having to simulate science makes me feel uncomfortable, actually.
Fun fact: That's what the aliens in PoM were doing.
There were two caveats; they knew any word used in a spell to summon them (which included their own word) and I gave them a random semi-useful element, which happened to be magma. Also, the cow word, because stereotypical aliens. Everything else they scienced (which wasn't much because I usually forgot to run them.)Haha! I love that a major limiting factor on their "intelligence" as an enemy was that they were simply forgotten about. Like when GM's suddenly remember to implement GravityTM.
PM sent
TESTING INCONCLUSIVE, BUT PROMISING. REPEAT WITH MORE MURDEROUS INTENT (still acid, still aim for head).
More science.
Posting to say that I got the PM. I haven't been keeping up with this thread, so doing that now. If the next turn is processed before I'm finished, focus on dodging.
WAAAAAGH!
GET OUT. RUN. ANYWHERE ELSE AND JUAT KEEP GOING.
Apply smackdown. If Mako is still down, curbstomp again. If he's up, tackle and strangle him.
Anyway, Point to Dex. Get that damn thing to a permanent +1 will you. Also other things thatdon'tmight involve shanking helpless people.
Continue to not die.You are doing this thing quite well actually. 'Spect to the Mobile Scar Tissue. Still going to keep at the killing of your face, but respect. ;D
Hm.This will autofail. There are only strange bulbs in that room.
Go to the Greenhouse Room. Look for a sturdy branch or something that could be used as a club/beat stick.
Continue to not die.
GUESS WHAT?!
Keep doing things to Igor. Despicable things.
...
Like acid and beating.
Okie dokie.
Different plan, then.
Bad luck.
"Oh joy, you again."
gtfo
Science is so fun.
Put that point into Pool.
To the Portal Room to recover my pool and hopefully my soul as well.
======[]HAMMA TIME! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo)
HAMMAH
((Well, I struck one good blow at least.))I'd rather say that you endured everything so hard that your enemy hurt himself.
((You didn't put Igor's point into endurance :'())Sorry man, It's just I have an extra special plan in mind. It should be pretty cool! (Plus science reasons)
SCIENCE!
Be confused. Walk to the greenhouse room. Look at book and say Words.
That round of experimentation was less than useful.
Science!
Put on parachute pants and start dancing around the room.
"At least I have failed to injure myself. If only you were so lucky."((You don't know what is bad luck, yet))
((I have the worst luck.))
RUN AWAY!
"You're really quite bad at this, aren't you?"
Stuff'n'things
PM
Forgot this room was occupied. Back to the Grand Room, then non-aggressive words.
"Time to combine science and combat. Two of my favorite things."
Too legit to quit
Time for Science!
That moment when I realized I PM'd my action but forgot to post.
My apologies; science/murder/oh-god-what-is-that! will be back with you shortly. ;D
Again, I suppose.
I think that now would be a good time to leave the area.
I'm helpful.
"You just don't know when to back off, do you?"
Heh. Interesting mechanic. Now how to abuse that...The whole backfiring thing is enough to prevent abuse, I think. The Flimsy Wizard could have died as easily as Thrancaole.
"I hate my foot. I really, really do."You could try doing something different, you know.
Focus Pot.
I could, but I will do so after I do the thing that I know will work permanently if I throw enough power at it.I can tell you beforehand that even if you try again (doing the exact same thing) and roll a 6, it will still get back again to axe form. It is not part of your body, so you can't keep the magic effect in it permanently.
I could, but I will do so after I do the thing that I know will work permanently if I throw enough power at it.I can tell you beforehand that even if you try again (doing the exact same thing) and roll a 6, it will still get back again to axe form. It is not part of your body, so you can't keep the magic effect in it permanently.
Yo Derm, you up for a friendly 1v1, see who's got ~the magic in [me] (got the magic baby!)~?Ahh, the clash of the not-so-titans.
Gimme about three or so turns. If you want to come at me then, you assume full responsibility for what happens after.That's the spirit!!
Do you want me to change the thread title to anticipate for the upcoming battle? Or would it add too much pressure?Gimme about three or so turns. If you want to come at me then, you assume full responsibility for what happens after.That's the spirit!!
Eeehh. It probably won't happen. We are both too lazy (or at least I am!) and I don't think either of us wants to step on the others toes unnecessarily.Do you want me to change the thread title to anticipate for the upcoming battle? Or would it add too much pressure?Gimme about three or so turns. If you want to come at me then, you assume full responsibility for what happens after.That's the spirit!!
Then again, we do have an alpha strike one hit kill combo, but it's not guaranteed to work and backups are always nice.
Heh. Interesting mechanic. Now how to abuse that...
"I guess that couldn't touch you!"
My my my my...
"Indeed. You don't seem to be good at this whole archery thing."
Time for murder.
Well, that was intense.
More science! Slightly more specific this time
I'm still helpful.
That was not an ideal result.
"I hate my foot. I really, really do."
Sceince!
Otherwise I guess I can Xenomorph Science for a bit. That's cool too :-\
PM
My main concern is "Karen", the psychic individual. Not a single soul in this pit is geared or stat-pimped to counter that.Then again, we do have an alpha strike one hit kill combo, but it's not guaranteed to work and backups are always nice.That they've seen you use.
My main concern is "Karen", the psychic individual. Not a single soul in this pit is geared or stat-pimped to counter that.Yeah, well, there are ways to get around her without going deep on will, or even without going on will at all. I can tell you that.
She will require some majorly high rolls to beat.
The question: can Not-Conan survive Fire-Fire-Fire-Lightning-Lightning-Lightning?
The diminishing returns thing might be an issue, of course. Maybe I should summon an elemental lion, instead.
Would it be deadly if you somehow managed to avoid hitting yourself? Or, even if you just suicide at him with that spell?The first issue is not actually a problem, with an exception whose deadliness is not too alarming.
The question: can Not-Conan survive Fire-Fire-Fire-Lightning-Lightning-Lightning?The thought has occurred.
The diminishing returns thing might be an issue, of course. Maybe I should summon an elemental lion, instead.
You wouldn't get the soul, though it would make an effective distraction.I presumed you would get the soul, as the silver-cog-leg-beast earlier I think (presume) was made with the "furious divinity/holy-bloody-murder" word, and hence was a special case. Plus in that case it killed it's maker, also likely another special case.
Or would you? Tomcost, are you willing to state the rule on this?
"That was it? Feel my power!"
Go break his legs with the hammer. I really need one without that silly -1 str.
"This magic system is certainly more volatile than I'm used to."
Murder attempt, take two.
Oh right, I need an action.
"...huh."
More tests! MORE TESTS!
PM
"Huh. That was informative."
(also @GM, nice sing-along there ;D)
"MOAR SCIENCE!"
Words to test on a grander scale!
That is an... interesting... skull.
Continue the Science!
There goes the neighborhood.Oh, he is making progress. You aren't.
"We seem to be making no progress!"
Hammer. Knee. Snap crackle pop.
What happened to my turn?I missed your post, but now I see it. Anyway, the turn has been edited, and now you have more deadly knowledge than before! (also, you were slightly harmed in the process)
Of course I end up hurting myself with what I presumed to be the less dangerous of the two...
The subjective classification of the following sections is subject to change.I have a feeling that
Toaster?Quote from: OPThe subjective classification of the following sections is subject to change.I have a feeling that Toaster is going to do something to the wordlist once the arena phase ends.
Toaster?Quote from: OPThe subjective classification of the following sections is subject to change.I have a feeling that Toaster is going to do something to the wordlist once the arena phase ends.
Please, don't make us change avatars and fuck with your minds again.
There goes the neighborhood.
"We seem to be making no progress!"
Hammer. Knee. Snap crackle pop.
"Lets try something slightly different."
Something Different
Of course I end up hurting myself with what I presumed to be the less dangerous of the two...
Continue the Science! (hopefully, with less injuring myself)
Further testing is required.
Yay for experiments.
Darn it, Derm.
Oh shush, it's just a head wound, you can fix that easy.
Let's not do that one again 0_0'
Huzzah! I can now create Intelligence out of thin air! Internet HERE I COME!
"It's ok my planky fellow, welcome to life! Of all the places to come into being and be self aware this... isn't the best, but you can come along with me if you like! I have died less than others I've seen!"
If Planky wishes to join me on my adventures, find a way to grab him, or nudge him up against a nearby wall or something. Carefully.
ANYHOW-HOW: WORDS OF THE SCIENTIFIC AND EXPLORATORY VARIETY
Does "blocked pool" mean that I have 1 less pool than normal, or that I only have 1 pool? Probably the first, but just wondering.It means no pool regeneration, so you are at 0 pool for this turn. After that, you will revert to full pool for the next one
Well, in that case...It is!
Wait for pool to regenerate! Poke the air skull if it's still there.
Quick, Derm, put those two together with fullbody! Surely nothing bad will happen!
"That's my line! You're just jealous of the hammer."
Why are his legs not broken yet?
Because I like my legs.
Well, in that case...
Wait for pool to regenerate! Poke the air skullif it's still there. Focus potency.
DELICIOUS SCIENCE IS DELICIOUS
Darn it, Derm.
"Oh. Well this is just getting annoying."Indeed, it is.
Huh, thought I did something here already.
TURN it around!
Back to Science!Forgot to erase it, correcting it...
(also, my character sheet says that I still have blocked pool regen for 1 turn)
((In my player info it still says I don't have an inventory... Do I? I hope I do after that.))I thought that I had copied the new abilities over that part. Anyway, you can grab stuff now if you so desire.
I had, what, paper and cloth? Maybe if I could pick up the cloth again; it's relatively useful stuff. Not that *I* bleed anymore. Might still be able to make a sling out of it or something, or a pouch. Or a hat. Or a tea cosy. Or with some magic make it sentient, mobile and set it on people.((In my player info it still says I don't have an inventory... Do I? I hope I do after that.))I thought that I had copied the new abilities over that part. Anyway, you can grab stuff now if you so desire.
Also, all your stuff is still there, because the room hasn't been empty. I gave up on registering all the stuff there a lot of time ago. There are like three bodies in the room, with many weapons and things.
Or with some magic make it sentient, mobile and set it on people.Now we are getting creative.
Knee, break, you know the drill. Might as well overdrive a dex point since I think the cooldown's off
Woo saving myself a PM!
"My dark gods demands your soul."
Lets get on with that.
Hm.
Back to Science!Let's try to avoid death while doing science!
(also, my character sheet says that I still have blocked pool regen for 1 turn)
Snip
Different science.
PMWell, more science for the Science God! You are not sure if said God is Stephen Hawking riding a rocket propelled wheelchair, but you hope that it exists and is exactly like that.
Hmmm.Science is like war, with the difference that instead of going "Divide and conquer", you have to go "Divide and research". But it is mostly the same thing, you guess. Anyway, you have to do some more specific science this time:
I have a theory...
"Argh!"You could try wrestling. Or something else.
Keep breaking knees. It's not like I have any other tricks.
(I'd propose theories, but I may be cheating. I think I have had this conversation before with someone. Possibly the GM. Yeeaaaa)Those conversations haven't unveiled any kind of actually useful information, so go on if you want to.
The plants are manufacturing oxygen (this is tha bit I thought I talked about). The Magma room is either energy, heat or some sort of byproduct room and the Arcane Room is gathering Arcane energy from some (psudo?)renewable source to power everything, presumably like the constant repairing faculties of the whole thing. The Portal Room is just that, the only way in and out. The Bridge room is just there to *bleep* with dodging and/or a nice defensive position between the portal room and everything else.(I'd propose theories, but I may be cheating. I think I have had this conversation before with someone. Possibly the GM. Yeeaaaa)Those conversations haven't unveiled any kind of actually useful information, so go on if you want to.
Also, Planky's actions will be decided by dice once he gets the ability to do things. It's the only way to make it fair.
Oh 20 sided balls! I am going to die. Do I at least get a friendship/creator bonus? *desperate*I can say that context will influence its actions, not only rolls. Irrational stuff won't happen because of the rolls. For example, no suicide bombing because it has rolled a 1. In fact, going full kamikaze isn't likely to happen to it.
If we find a Soul Seed, we can plant it in the Greenhouse room to grow a Soul Tree!It's more complicated and dangerous than that
We probably just need to make sentient beings, have them last for a while, and then murder them.Well, no. You can't "farm" souls.
Thank goodness! Planky is safe! (Until he kills someone, which lets face it, is inevitable)We probably just need to make sentient beings, have them last for a while, and then murder them.Well, no. You can't "farm" souls.
"Argh!"
Put him in a chokehold with the handle of the hammer.
Continue to avoid being murdered.
Continue the Science!
More tests! More theories! Science is making astounding leaps!*GM shudders*
PMNow, some dangerous science! But first, let's move away from the gasoline! You walk to the northern hallway. The green light coming from the arcane room is becoming stronger. But you don't care, you have to do science:
PM
PMAs you watch how the formerly hollow diamond finishes to absorb the other one, you suddenly have an idea! You hope that it works:
SCIENCE!
ALSO GIVE PLANKY FORM!
"This is kind of pathetic, really!"
Trip him up, then pin him down.
"It is pathetic, I agree."
Words
Science is fun!
I will solve this puzzle.
One step at a time.
Or two, actually. Let's see if I can get a good pattern going.
I'm willing to trade info and words for other words. I know about 80-90% of the Appendix by now, or at the very least what type of word each thing in the appendix should be.
More science!
Well, WORDS!
Repeat the thing for Planky
Also TWO MORE SCIENTIFIC WORD-VENTURES
... Well then.
Really?
PM
I should have gotten a +1 to str, but I failed that check hard enough it won't matter.Oops, I think that I rolled a d2 there the same way as with dex. I'm correcting it anyway.
Keep trying! Overdrive a point of dex!
Also, darn. I thought "wasp" was a different word. If it was the word I thought it was, that would've been much cooler.Well, you made them insectoid, and I felt like making them wasps. If you want an specific insect, better write that in the PM.
Slightly less dangerous than Fire Tiger Wasps, but not much.
I should have gotten a +1 to str, but I failed that check hard enough it won't matter.
Keep trying!
"Well, at least that worked somewhat better than last time I shot lightning at you."
Somewhat smug.
Also, darn. I thought "wasp" was a different word. If it was the word I thought it was, that would've been much cooler.
Meh.
"Dammit Flimsy! This is why we can't have nice things!"
"What the hell are you bastards doing?"
Retry those words!
Science is Hard
Requires diligence
And patience...
The first three sections of the index are subject to Code P-235
The appendix is subject to Code 75-P32
"Fire. Fire freaking tiger wasps. WHAT THE HECK GOSHDANG-NAMIT!"
Give the now-mobile and armed Planky a high-five. Ou rah. Slightly less dangerous than Fire Tiger Wasps, but not much. Think of a more fitting name... Manky? As in the Pokemon, not the smell.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL U... Oh yea. Oops. I'll just... go somewhere else." :3
Go walkabout, do some science and get ready for the inevitable
"Huh."*sigh*
TURN EDIT: Oh yea, if turn-stuff is successful, I look forward to seeing what inventory tags that thing has!Relatively, a lot of them. But some may cancel each other.
Still, should be informative, if an exercise in futility. Like much of my science!TURN EDIT: Oh yea, if turn-stuff is successful, I look forward to seeing what inventory tags that thing has!Relatively, a lot of them. But some may cancel each other.
Focus pot, Drake-style.
Focus pot, Drake-style.You can't breathe arcane energy again for two turns, so that is probably going to be useless. You know, I don't want to give people free pool, because that is what is bound to break the game.
What? I was gonna do magic or something next turn, so I figured I could maybe roar instead of going AAAAAAAAAAAAA to focus pot. Nice to know that a focused pot bonus would increase my breath attack, though.I actually didn't think about that, but now that I think about it, it may be fine. After all, you can't apply the pot bonus to both it and a magic roll, and could in fact be counterproductive, because the magic roll could be low enough to not produce any results, while the damage of the breath attack is defined by dex, with pot being just a max damage.
Try again.
"Lets try something new, shall we?"
Words.
"Huh."
Continue the Science on a page less likely to kill me!
Focus pot, Drake-style.
PM
Oh, yeah, science. Probably.
(Bigf01t looks at the demonic mace)
"...Huh. Drat. Hmm. Maybe... WORDS?"
(So yea, WORDS)
TURN EDIT: Oh yea, if turn-stuff is successful, I look forward to seeing what inventory tags that thing has!
The bleeding could use with being stopped, but I don't have any ideas... unless... hmm... hopefully burns aren't as bad as bleeding.Minor burns go out on their own, but you can always bandage yourself with your clothes
Try the thing and then do more Science!
You're a jerk*Gnnnaaahhh!*
Nah, it was due to a mistake on my part. I confirmed a nonexistant theory in the turn, but actually he had no theory on the subject at allYou're a jerk*Gnnnaaahhh!*
You don't mean me do you?! *I don't hate you*
Quick question: would focusing pot on multiple consecutive turns work?No. Focus works for the next turn. If that turn is spent focusing again, you will only have the effect of the former turn, not of two turns. This way I make sure that no new player just goes "Let's nuke the whole arena" (it is unlikely to happen, but one is never sure)
Also, how bad of an idea is it to turn oneself into something that isn't solid (i.e. water, magma, fire, air, etc.)?It has both positive things, and negative things, that's all that I can say. The tags for them are already made, though. In fact, those were one of the things I made first, before starting the game.
Derm: I do not have that word.I have the words for targeting each leg, and the word for targeting one's left foot. Right foot... still working on it XD
Rolep: What would you want for it?
On second thought, this would probably be better via PMs.
Any experiment where something is learned is not a failure.
Melee combat. I guess.
Systar scratches his head. "This isn't working right!"
Killem!
"That wasn't supposed to be plant, but I'll take it. Time to fix some stuff..."
Oh my goshes yesm.
Successful science is succulent science.
Since NO-ONE IN THIS DAMN PIT KNOWS HOW TO MAKE GLOVES! *ahem* Science.
You're a jerk
MULTIPLE PMs OF DOOM
PM
PM
Such is the whim of the rng.
More combat.
Failure ahoy!
Keep trying to pin him down. Don't get eaten by his magiblast.
This science is probably a very bad idea... which is even more reason to do it!
And it seems that I misinterpreted something from the public wordlist...
Not-as-interesting science!
Well, if anyone has the word for targeting all of oneself, I'd also like to trade for that as well.
Research 2: Da search for more words.
I have a feeling those gloves will alude me.
Alas, rip the cloth out of those hands! If that fails, see if using myretractable bone clawsfuturistic hand/wrist/something blades helps!
Science some words before trying to pick up my mashy-stiik.
Then if I can get those hands to a point where I can wear them, stick 'em on and try to pick up that mace. I want to know what it can do!
PMYou go full EP:
PM
No action!
"The day is mine!"Break something special? Or let the RNG decide what to break for you?
Break him with the hammer.
Magnets! How do you make em stop working?Desintegration? That is always fun!
Magnets! How do you make em stop working?You could always try fire or magma, magnets loose their magnetism when heated.
"The day is mine!"
Break him with the hammer.
"You have annoyed me long enough. Die."
Incredibly Dangerous Science: Take Two
Magnets! How do you make em stop working?
PM
PM
TURN EDIT:
Make at least one of those silver hollow-hands wrap around the hand-le of that mace! I WANT TO WEILDTHE POWER OF GREYSKULLI SHOULDN'T USE REFERENCES I BARELY REMEMBER!
Pick it up as soon as is safe. Which I hope is soon.
Also Science.
Murder time! Hopefully this doesn't backfire wildly...
PM
Try that again...To be fair, the opposing force wants to do at this point the same thing as you (I mean, killing him). With the difference that the force doesn't care at all about your long-term health.
I recall Derm running into that word a while back, and the only thing it made him do was use the exact same spell I just did. It probably won't do that, but it's likely to do something dangerous to Trevor anyways...
"I say!"
Maybe it's time to run?
"Well, it's progress anyway."
Action.
Testing things.
Fix this goddamn problem it's been here for well over 2/3rds of the game goddamn.
PMYou go full, umm, EP, yeah, full EP again:
-snip-
Try that again...
Last moment PM
"I have no idea what just happened. LEG! WOOHOO! Now this other one..."Hint: I had like a little tacit agreement with you regarding how you used to fix your axe-foot. Check the turns and see.
Well yes I saw that part, I just am confused at how I apparently turned my spear into leg armor.You fused them, I just tried to make it useful.
Wait, so that stuff isn't supposed to always explode?It desintegrates stuff on contact, on a sort-of-explosion. There are hidden rolls for when it explodes on your face, though. For example, the former turn nothing happened to you, and you attacked Trevor with it successfully. This turn, it exploded and affected both of you. That is what the hidden roll does.
Gee, I'm glad I get some resistance to it. Breath weapon exploding in your face would suck.Just to clarify: your insides are what is resistant to it.
Kill him for God's sake. Can I overdrive my str yet?Yes, you can.
If I can survive another turn, I might actually have a chance of surviving... Quite the 'if', though.There is always a chance of surviving. The heavy burns will only last 3 turns, then will be downgraded to normal burns.
I think I'll just dodge this turn. Maybe try some science next turn, assuming I'm still alive.
Kill him for God's sake.Can Ioverdrive my stryet?
"I have no idea what just happened. LEG! WOOHOO! Now this other one..."
This is just a post, not the actual action
PMLike if the sheep wall made of assorted materials is not enough, you try more weird word combinations:
-snip-
Try to stop the bleeding!
When Push comes to shove, you know what they say...
Overdrive Dex, of course! :D THAT's what they say!
Um...
I feel I should probably clarify that I only intended to attack in the case where RPGeek was unable to get the kill before LostInNowhere died from his bleeding and the soul was forfeit. As a sort of mop-up crew operation.
Oh well, I died. Not that it was too unexpected.Waitlisted!
I guess I'll rejoin the waitlist...Spoiler: Lost in Nowhere (click to show/hide)
That took entirely too long. My apologizes to RogueArchivist for that dragging like that.Those are the whims of the RNG, rather than those of the players. It was an interesting fight, barring the 1 atrngth damage rolls. Those made it pathetic.
Hmmm.... can you focus Endurance?Yeah, I guess.
That should be "do", in the title, not "does".True. Basic English is failing meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Can I join the waitlist too?Spoiler: 94dima94 (click to show/hide)
I still have to read the entire thread, I hope I can catch up before I'm dropped in the arena...
Well fuck, I don't have that word. Goddammit I need to get back in the action! MOAR TESTS!
+1 Endurance. Gotta manage those injuries.
Go collect arrows. Arrow anyone who attacks me.
"I need a better weapon."
Everybody back up. I'm gonna do a thing.
PM
Pick up the knife, rest a little bit, head over towards the hallway to my east
Accept beneficial nice helper magic that makes me beastly awesome
Oh yea DO THE TURN THING:
"Evil Heel Incarnate" Mako Man Andy Savage shows off his strength by throwing the man next to him into the nearest wall.
Igor jr shouts "Tersse" then bites Mako.
I note lots of you are made out of biometal and thus hard to damage with my melee weapon."HA, HAHA, HAHAHAHA!" ;D
These are nice ideas but...
we can still push the boundaries of !!SCIENCE!! 8)
Huh, I just realized I have no idea why I originally joined this forum.Heh, that's like the opposite of me. I joined to play perplexicon games. Now I do other stuff. Like loot-based previously deathmatch games.
All I do on it these days is play Perplexicon games.
Huh.
I joined because of dwarf fortress. Now all I do is relive the glory days, play a select few RTD's and forum games
OH MY..These are nice ideas but...I'd say nothing has changed.
we can still push the boundaries of !!SCIENCE!! 8)
I note lots of you are made out of biometal and thus hard to damage with my melee weapon.
Dammit!
INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING DAMMIT!
Evasive manoeuvres!
Dropkick Igor into the wall.
DO THE THINGS!
Lightning kick of doom.
I hope this works!
AaaaaaaaaahhhhhhHHHHHH!!!
Come on, guys, please die faster!Don't worry, this is likely to end with at least two dead players.
Jump in the lava, explode you own head... anything! :P
WhoopsIt depends on what the opposing force decides to do (it will only do one thing). You can PM me what you intend to do once the effect wears out.
Guess I lose this turn, huh?
Fixing things.
The reckoning is at hand.
I'd say something about <3mancy, but that's the wrong game.
PM
HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNMAKOMAN.
"Oh... umm; That escalated fairly quickly I guess."
"... Oh dear."
REACT!
Whoops
Guess I lose this turn, huh?
PM
There is no bonus, but there is some kind of public wordlist attempt somewhere in the thread.Spoiler: AoshimaMichio (click to show/hide)
Is there there any bonus for late comers? And does anyone want loyal assistant?
The question is: will it?It
"... Was that another 'mistake' or do I need to smite a bitch?"
Hell hath been wrought.
"Nah, that one's for real!"
Story of my life, really. Get one great roll and miss the other by >< that much.
I'm a Dragon again!
PM
It
Can
Die
Offering bodyguard services to highest bidder.
For now just focus pot.
The sheep CAN die.
Later.
Attempt to re-introduce Mako to my mace. As many times as necessary. If this turns into the Benny Hills show(ground of Murder) then FINE. Find and kill! ;D
PM
Shouldn't Flimsy have some pot spent?Oops. He spent all his magic mojo that turn, so he is at one pool
Finish off one of them so I can concentrate on the others.
"I call that bad luck and teammates not using mana efficiently. Shut up and die now kthnxbai"
The things I do, I do for you
Violence not Silence.
PM
PM
Grab Mako's leg or trip him over or something. Lets have a romantic frolic in the Valley of Death!
Also shout my fav pink mist word (@GM u know what I mean ;)) and keep swinging that mace!
PM
GODS DAMN IT ALL
Move away from fighting, but towards Bigf00t. I guess.
If only I had more pool.
Finish him off! Overdrive that dex and finish destroying his chest, so he falls into 5 little Derm-bits.
Finish him off! Overdrive that dex and finish destroying his chest, so he falls into 5 little Derm-bits.
You have to wait one turn more to use the overdrive.
You used it on 74 and 78. Three turns have to pass before you can use it, so you will be able to use it on turn 82Finish him off! Overdrive that dex and finish destroying his chest, so he falls into 5 little Derm-bits.
You have to wait one turn more to use the overdrive.
Hm? I used it on 75 and 78, now 81 is coming up, so it should be good, right?
C'mon people, you can do this! Kill each other so I can respawn!At least one death will happen soon, and the current set of events dictates that at least other two are in progress.
Speaking of, Bigf00t, we never did the thing.You should probably PM me, it's been a busy week :P
You know, the thing with the stuff?
Sorry! Been getting distracted!The head affects Pot rolls.
Um, so I'm in the same room as Bigf00t, yes?
And what rolls does Head have to do with(what might I take a penalty on since it'a missing?)?
I should figure out how to heal...or get Bigf00t to...
Edit: ACTION SENT!
I'm sorry guys, but probably I won't be able to finish the turn today, but the most important part is already done, and, so that some of you who have their characters in peril don't suffer any more, I can tell you that:I love two parts of this:
In the five person fight, nobody dies next turn.
"I think you and I both know that there is no compromise here!"
Finish him off!Overdrive that dex andFinish destroying his chest, so he falls into 5 little Derm-bits.
Back the hell off goddammit!
PM
PM
Thought I PMed you something. Sorry.
Edit: ACTION SENT!
Also KEEP WITH THE NECROSIS FOG AND THE KILLING (ATTEMPT) OF MAKO
Either get up or pull him over. Repeat introducing Mace to Mako. They're going to be the best-est of friends when I'm done. Inseparable.
PM
Hold on. Was Magical Trevor even in a fight?No, he killed himself while trying to summon a halberd to fight if it was necessary.
My apologies, but I can't do much about that. Rolling a -1 is far beyond something you could say it's survivable.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'm dissappointed by the lack of more deaths.
I'm dissappointed by the lack of more deaths.
"You and me both!"
Kill Derm for real this time, with overdrive dex and aiming center mass.
There was a 1/72 chance of that happening.Indeed. I couldn't believe it myself at first. But I honestly can't neglect a -1. In fact, I was going to go for the criteria of a 1 in will leaving you really crippled, with a 0 being the fatal one. Guess that the Random Number Gods wanted you dead really hard.
Less than 2%.
Ridiculous.
If I don't post an action by next turn, kill me off. I plan to do something, but I might forget, or get overwhelmed.
Small update:
Nobody got hurt in the 5 man fight. Apparently the RNG likes to give sixes to everybody trying to evade.
If Syvarris doesn't post an action by tomorrow, he will be replaced by Lost in Nowhere.
Lost in Nowhere is encouraged to send me an action by tomorrow, just in case (his character will appear in the Portal Room)
Kill Derm for real this time, with overdrive dex and aiming center mass.
Don't avenge my father yet.
God damn.
Snack time for real this time.
PM
- Shout Miasma/Necrosis Fogx2 (one sentence, 2x word)
- Get up, grab mace.
- If attack still permitted, smack Mako in his punk-ass face with it. Tell him it's a cough cure or something :P
PM
Can I not be a complete idiot, and swap two points from pool to potency? It'd be nice to not risk killing myself every spell.
If I can't, overdrive two pool points into potency and say <nice things>. If I can, just say the words.
"Fucking SERIOUSLY!? GO THE HELL AWAY!"
Fight
"I agree that this is taking an unnecessarily long time!"
Systar, in the Grand Room, with the naginata. On Derm's chest.
Dragon want snack.
Say very interesting things.
PM
While Mako is "occupied" with his human fountain impression:
- Get up.
- Walk around Mako and grab my mace.
- If Mako is still leaking from the face orifice, smack him in the back with my mace, try to ease up his nausea with a few chest-holes.
PM
Sumbitch. Hey, can I use my breath weapon again? How long is the cooldown on it?Two turns have to pass without using it. So, yes, you can use it again.
Wait; where am I? I'm not in the waitlist anymore. Did I miss my turn? What happened?I'm re-adding you. I think that I erased two spaces of the waitlist instead of one.
But then Mako realizes that the fog is messing around with him. Now, he is feeling nauseous.So... was me going for my mace somehow a "combat action" that he could "dodge"... or ..? ???
[Nausea]
((If he is caught vomiting, he will suffer a -1 dexterity penalty to dodging, but just that. Otherwise, the chance to vomit is even less than to cough and get distracted))
Woa wait a minute, I thought Mako had the [Nausea] tag, for an absolute chance to miss his turn..But then Mako realizes that the fog is messing around with him. Now, he is feeling nauseous.So... was me going for my mace somehow a "combat action" that he could "dodge"... or ..? ???
[Nausea]
((If he is caught vomiting, he will suffer a -1 dexterity penalty to dodging, but just that. Otherwise, the chance to vomit is even less than to cough and get distracted))
I thought he'd be unable to counter my casual saunter, hence the rather leisurely wording :P
Nobody gonna write me a gravestone?"He died doing what he loved. Killing people."
Add me to ze wait list.I'd switch Potency and Pool, if I were you. There's not much you can do with 1 Pool; being able to use 2 words is much better than a 1/3 chance of a +1 on your roll.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Make use of my new spear.
Systar squealed a bit as the rush of power filled him. "Right then, who's next?"
The choice is clear, really.
Wow, that was worth watching. Clap a bit towards the end of that, then leave.
PM
PM
RIGHT. Let's see how this goes. Again.
More Pink Mist. More fetching Mace, kick Mako in the balls if he tries to stop me again.
PM
Be confused. Then, look at the book and say the words. And hope that the thing in the magma doesn't care about me.
I'm reusing the PM for the hypothetical action I would have gotten if Syvarris hadn't responded.
I thought I was going to cast a bunch of spells after turning myself into biometal?You lost the chase, you didn't cant any spells because you couldn't reach your target.
Edit: Wait, no, I did. My Pool should be lower.
What happened to one attack per turn?Why do you ask? It was one physical attack per turn, but everybody is able to burn their whole pools in one turn if they desired.
What happened to one attack per turn?Why do you ask? It was one physical attack per turn, but everybody is able to burn their whole pools in one turn if they desired.
And a little bit of purple smoke appears just in front of Mako's nose. He sneezes.Well, that's the most adorable murder attempt to visualize yet.
"It's like I insulted everyone's mother at once!"
Execute plans and procedures.
Shake and Bake.
PM
PM
Y'all can probably guess what I'm about to do anyway.
PM; Yea, THAT'S RIGHT.
PM
That worked horribly...
Let's try something else that hopefully won't have as horrible consequences...
"Much better!"
Stand just off the west side of the bridge. Tend to the wounds; rip up my shirt for bandages if need be. If anyone comes across the bridge at me, shoot them with an arrow.
WHAT THE HELL DICE?
Also, Igor Jr. didn't have any scars before this. He was quite the prettyboy.
I need to find slower snacks.
PM sent.
I am so, immensely, disappoint with those rolls.
GODDAMNIT RNG! Y U NO LIKE ME!
AGAIN. BUT WITH PINK MIST INSTEAD. AGAIN.
PM
PM
Yay! Now that that worked, back to Science!
Shouldn't I only have 1 pool?Definitely you looked at the wrong turn. I tend to not do ninja edits, because I check every turn before posting it.
Edit: Either I looked at the wrong turn, or I got ninja-edited.
Can I bandage that other bleeding wound and focus pot? If no, just focus pot; it won't bleed forever.Unfortunately, no.
AGAIN!
((There are other things I want to do to increase my odds, but I can't do them (or shouldn't) while Mako is mobile. Damn, just have to kill him.))
PM
If no, just focus pot
Oh, right, this thing!
Continue the sciencing!
PM
Igor does not give up. Igor does not run away. Even when he should.
I will have my snack!
NO ACTION
Just nipping in to say: If Igor's spell is Large Large Large Sphere Antimatter, I called it.He has only one pool, and nobody seemed to have discovered the word for large, or at least not to my knowledge.
"I'm sorry father, I have failed you."
You'll never guess what I'm about to do.
Diamond Drake need food!
"Oh for f--- sake..."
DO THE THING, THE UNSURPRISINGLY VIOLENT THING
I have an AAAAAAAAAA bonus; might as well use it.
PM
Let's try more science! Hopefully will be more informative this time around...
NO ACTION, SECOND WARNING
Oops, thought I'd posted an action. Rest.Remember you can focus, if you so desire.
If you focus, do you still regain pool?Oops, thought I'd posted an action. Rest.Remember you can focus, if you so desire.
Yes, because you are out of combat. There is no reason to increase recovery time if you are not hurting anyone.If you focus, do you still regain pool?Oops, thought I'd posted an action. Rest.Remember you can focus, if you so desire.
Waitlist me maybe?Waitlisted!Spoiler: Dorsidwarf (click to show/hide)
Five is quorum in my book!Yeah, but considering the festivities and all that, it is reasonable if some guys need a little more time. Anyway, I just need an action from Lost in Nowhere (Syvarris not being active for two weeks makes me think that he is not coming back)
(Syvarris not being active for two weeks makes me think that he is not coming back)
Systar frowned. "I really think this magic crap is overrated!"
Arrow to the left knee.
CHARGE!
MOAR MIST AND MACE-Y!
PM
If you focus, do you still regain pool? I SAW THE INTENT OF FOCUSING HERE, SO I WILL ROLL WITH THAT
+1 Pool. BETTER TRANSFORMATION TIME! Umm, after I rest.
NO ACTION
"What the... Where am I?
Is it like in all those books? Great! Is this the beginning of my adventure? YES!
But, still... where the hell am I?"
Look around and check my surroundings. If anyone is around and aggressive, or just scary, run away; when I'm safe, or immediately if nobody is around, I open my book and say G-101, then G-104 (I'll keep my words public when I'm alone doing science without any danger). If I'm attacked and I can't escape, just try to punch the attacker on the nose.
More science!
(Also, happy new year, everyone!)
Jack Vihmut in Grand Room
Jack looks around him. He is mildly annoyed for sudden disturbance in his birthday party procedures. And his beer mug have turned into a book...
"Damn it all. WHO STOLE MY BEER?!"
He takes a look at book, skimming through pages. He's not stupid (idiots do not get to be a clan leader) and he has fertile imagination, so purpose of the book dawns him quickly. He breathes in and bellow in voice that can be heard through all rooms:
"I AM WILLING TO PLEDGE MY AND MY ENTIRE CLAN'S LOYALTY FOR PERSON WHO OFFERS IN EXCHANGE COMPLETE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT CONTENTS OF THIS BOOK AND RELATED MATTERS!"
((So throw offers in, loyal servant(s) are waiting. Best offer wins.))
It's like my teams are cursed with death by RL.I think we've had four people die for meta reasons, so far.
Wow.It's like my teams are cursed with death by RL.I think we've had four people die for meta reasons, so far.
Actually, our team members may be the only meta-casualties. I'll have to go back and check.
"YOU HAVE ZERO POTENCY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO? Spooooopy ghoast wooooooo!""Begone foul ghost before I beat you to second death with this book!"
-snip-
"Well, that was... something. Anyway, it looks like I will need more than this to learn something useful..."
Walk close to the portal and examine it, without touching it. Then, walk away and leave the room.
Say the words Y-103, then R-101.
If anyone attacks me and I can't run away, again punch it in the face.
Science is a good thing.
"I don't know why I bother with this thing!"
Blah blah naginata blah blah Mako blah blah chest
Wow.
It makes me glad in a weird way I didn't join the "Derm Alliance". I love this game too much to leave! :P
But geez, I don't envy your position. Got to be annoying.
TURN:
IF BREAKFREE FROM WRESTLING==FALSE THEN INSERT FINGERS INTO MAKO'S EYE-HOLES.
IF BREAKFREE FROM WRESTLING==TRUE THEN INSERT MACE INTO MAKO'S EVERYTHING.
PM
PM
NO ACTION
Systar sneered at the newcomer. "Oi, buddy! You're next!"
Stab Mako in the chest. Choke up if needed. Finish him off already!
"Huzzar! Proceeduth towards me Brother!!
Nah just kidding, have at him boys!"
Cool-walk away. In slow motion. Maybe non-lethally poke him in the eye if he follows (and is CAPABLE of following :P) (#BadguysDontLookAtExplosions)
PM
PM
PM
Slowly approach Arcane room while speaking Words.
ignore the other guy and keep experimenting: G-541, then Y-269.
This won't do... anyone have the word for targeting one's hand(s)?
Regardless, continue sciencing!
Enlist.Spoiler: TCM (click to show/hide)
Systar grinned, rubbing his face with the blood. "I do enjoy the feel of the power! Maybe there is something to this magic mojo!"
+1 pot! Rub my face with the blood!
Still can't fly...aww.
PM
Grab the silver armguards from wherever they may be (magic "floor" inventory and all that :P) and throw them into the bottomless pit.
Might as well tidy up after myself!
Also science. Duh.
"WHAT?! PLEASE! Is there ANYTHING useful here?"
A-106, then A-895. Run away if the weird guy gets closer.
And now, back to our regularly-scheduled Science.
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
"Oh, is it party or something? Anyone wanna team up?"
Peaceful words. Maybe.
Self-Improvement is the order of the day. My army will come later.
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
Where are my tools? Also why are we posting silly things like this?
Also heading to greener hunting grounds.
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
Where are my tools? Also why are we posting silly things like this?
Also heading to greener hunting grounds.
Tools?
"You gotta be kidding me. So, a big magic book full of powerful words of nothing... weird monsters walking around and killing each other, and i can't do anything... Well, let's try again; I mean, there must be SOMETHING useful, right?!"
Y-537, then R-741. If the liquid guy gets close, hit him on the hand.
Well, more science. Not like you were expecting anything else.
I am dragon, hear me rawr
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
Where are my tools? Also why are we posting silly things like this?
Also heading to greener hunting grounds.
"Ouch?"
Good thing I have a plan for all this
That... was unexpectedly useful.
(Slightly delayed turn while I wait for some info, but I've PMd a science turn just in case that doesn't happen/takes too long)
Now we have two Magma Rooms!
PM
Jack Vihmut in Arcane RoomYou can't move them as you cold with normal arms, but you can flail around with them. With them being made of obsidian, they act as a blunt weapon, and as they are heavy ('cause obsidian is heavy), attacks with them have a +1 to str and -1 to dex.
"The fuck is this?"
Eh, might as well go wild!
((Can I at least use my arms as a mace, for example if I spin around wildly? Or are they locked in place?))
Systar twitches against the wall. "I say! This is damnably inconvenient!"You are not stuck into the wall, your naginata already got destroyed. You are free to go away.
Get the heck away! Overdrive 3 points of STR! If I somehow get away (which requires several rolls to go my way, including a six on the STR roll) then head into the Portal Room.
|__|
Bridge | Grand Room
-----------|
Toaster, can we call a truce until we smash this stupid wall?
To make it clear, I do not support the truce. It makes no sense whatsoever. Besides, Toaster will probably run off to recover his arm and get a new weapon, since the wall effectively separates him from Bigf00t.Toaster, can we call a truce until we smash this stupid wall?
Let me get this straight; you attack me two on one (and three on one at one point), but when suddenly you're inconvenienced, you want me to back off?
"BIGFOOT WHY."He, hehe, hehehe :P
((I am quite pleasantly surprised by how well that worked actually. Yay~))You burned 5 pool intelligently, so yeah, it should work well.
Leave the magma room as quickly as possible, while trying to make the numbness go away.
"GOOOLD! I paralyzed myself and I can't reach it, and I can't do anything with it anyway, but GOOLD!"You can still move and try to do stuff, you just have a -1 to dexterity for the next turn.
Try to move and slowly regain control of my body. I f anyone attacks, execute defense plan 1.3
Then, slight change to the turn:The numbness will only last one turn, so I would advise against trying to make the numbness go away for this turn. That will only waste an action.
Leave the magma room as quickly as possible, while trying to make the numbness go away.
I'll leave my action like that. I don't want to change my action because of new "metagame" informations......
Being a competitive PvP game, there is no problem in using meta information. In fact, if I don't want somebody to use meta information, I just don't write. Also, I'm making the turn right now.I'll leave my action like that. I don't want to change my action because of new "metagame" informations......
This entire game has no real distinction between IC and OOC. That's not meta game info, that's 'the numbness is slowly fading'
I didn't do a thing yet.Being a competitive PvP game, there is no problem in using meta information. In fact, if I don't want somebody to use meta information, I just don't write. Also, I'm making the turn right now.I'll leave my action like that. I don't want to change my action because of new "metagame" informations......
This entire game has no real distinction between IC and OOC. That's not meta game info, that's 'the numbness is slowly fading'
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
"The fuck is this?"
Eh, might as well go wild!
((Can I at least use my arms as a mace, for example if I spin around wildly? Or are they locked in place?))
Well at least I can still breathe fire. That's certainly nice.
Let's see if this works.
Time to try more stuff...
Leave the magma room as quickly as possible, while trying to make the numbness go away.
Systar looks at his two former attackers struggling against the wall. "Well then!"
People who were attacking me are stuck; what should I do about that?
"BIGFOOT WHY."He, hehe, hehehe :P
((I also may just sig that later, if that's ok.))
Truth be told I was kinda hoping Toaster would make it to the bridge by then, but oh well.
Run and jump into the portal! Run, jog or stroll to the Grand Room from wherever it dumps me.
Hopefully.
((I am quite pleasantly surprised by how well that worked actually. Yay~))
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Someday, I will win a speed roll.
*Screams internally*
Bigf01t, meanwhile, decides to run the hell away, going through the portal. He finally reaches it and jumps through it. He lands face-first into the floor, and finds himself back at the entrance of the Portal Room.I love this game. So much. :PHe really hates when that happens.
Someday, I will win a speed roll.
He could have hit Bigf01t with the lightning if he had rolled more than him.Someday, I will win a speed roll.
To be fair, I don't think that one would have done you much good.
Also, I find it hilarious that the only time I've disabled a limb in one shot (or disabled a limb at all) is with magic instead of my many physical attacks.Because you weren't using a weapon designed to disable limbs, and you aimed for the center of mass, which resists more than a simple limb.
The naginita could have severed them, at least. I aimed it at legs many-a-time.And those strikes either missed or didn't have many effects. Mako ended up gutted, Derm was cut in half. Being a weapon designed mainly for cutting at a distance, a naginata would be quite bad at hacking and severing limbs. It doens't mean that it can't happen, though, but that is to keep rules simply. Mainly because you wouldn't want your naginata stuck in somebody's body.
This can't get any worseRemember that you are playing a Perplexicon game. There is always something worse.
Naturally, that's why I'm making more bad decisions.This can't get any worseRemember that you are playing a Perplexicon game. There is always something worse.
Yeah; in my game Xantalos cast a spell that would make his head explode if he ever activated it. Sadly, he did not activate it.
That was just horrible, horrible, luck on his part, and me being pretty cruel on 1-pot rolls. If I ran that again I'd make those a little less nasty. (Same with the wand; that thing was way too dangerous to use; I just wanted it to be too unpredictable, not too dangerous.)Unpredictable in Perplexicon almost always means dangerous, even more if the effect is upon yourself. In fact, how could that wand be less dangerous, if what it did was to transform a part of your body into something random? Almost anything, including weapons, would cripple yourself. How many, of the total amount of words, could be strictly beneficial, without any drawbacks? That's why that randomness was dangerous.
I'll take garden-variety, reliable, mutilation thanks.
Well, let's keep adding more and more SCIENCE, then!No, I have it.
G-149 + G-177. In case of an attack, activate the same plan I sent in the last turn (should I send another message for it?)
By all means :)I'll take garden-variety, reliable, mutilation thanks.
I think that I will sig this, if you don't mind.
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
"Monkey? I didn't ask for any monkeys!"
This can't get any worse, therefore I'll make more bad decisions.
Keep trying stuff! I must find... well, something interesting.
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Well, let's keep adding more and more SCIENCE, then!
G-149 + G-177. In case of an attack, activate the same plan I sent in the last turn (should I send another message for it?)
"What a cute little kitty!"
Huehuehuehue
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I love this game. So much. :P
HUZZARZ!
Well, on the bright side, I am now basically perfectly suited for magic, especially now that I can fix myself. Though I'm not sure why I got so small. That worries me. Maybe because I had less matter to use? But how to add more?The answer is somewhere in the thread.
In the meantime...Can I fly? Can I still breathe fire?No and yes.
Also, I think a fragile speedster might be the more appropriate thing to call me...after all, I have a bonus of plus-fucking-six to avoid getting hit by ranged weapon attacks from afar, if I can fly I can avoid melee, and if I can't fly I can still avoid melee because +4 Speed, bitchesYou have a terrible weakness, almost guaranteeed to one-shot you, and you will die pretty quickly to most attacks if they ever hit you. Also, the speed bonus only applies to fleeing and initiative. You can't avoid an ambush by speed means (because yo can't run away from something you don't know about), and any counter-attack you could attempt is futile.
I bet I know what it is too!
Don't worry- I'm in no position to actually do anything about it, nor do I want to.
Vacuum will be hard to hit you with if you don't go near one, which means if you stay above people and not near walls, they'd have to peg you in midair, which is pretty unfeasible.can't fly yet. yeah, makes me sad too. useless wings.
How much of that wall got Gib'd by the electrical attack? Is there a hole large enough for me to fit through, or is it damaged enough some good firepower might MAKE a hole large enough?The large hole is big enough to fit a head through. Is it easier to enlarge? Nah, I'm not getting into that kind of rules. It is now 7 pot diamond wall, with all the hardness diamond has. Of course, you don't have to destroy all of it, just make an opening for you to go through.
"What a regrettable circumstance! I am afraid your doom is at hand!"
Doooooooooooom!
Jack Vihmut in Arcane Room
Let's try different approach.
Let's see if I can do something about my leg...
"I... won't think about this. I would like to keep my sanity as long as possible, and here it's already a difficult task..."
A-865 + G-178; watch out for the other people in the room; activate defense plan if attacked
(I don't feel like fighting experienced people without any decent spell whatsoever. I hope this will change soon...)
RIGHT!
Get ready for something awesome :))
(EDIT: Which will probably fail XD)
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Seriously? Two ones in a row?Yep, 2.78%. The RNG seems to hate many players at the same time.
Also, PM sent.
Well, you have enough juice to do one more spell:Are you sure that's the outcome? I did send three words yea?
[Pot:4+1=5]
You get a chunk of steel. Pretty uninteresting.
Uhh, the last words I spoke:You only had pool for the first one. Remember you were in combat because of the wall.Well, you have enough juice to do one more spell:Are you sure that's the outcome? I did send three words yea?
[Pot:4+1=5]
You get a chunk of steel. Pretty uninteresting.
*checks*
Yep.
What happened to my pot focus? (Yes, I realize that it won't make THAT much difference, but it should at least not make things worse)You were interrupted, so you didn't get any bonuses.
...Uhh, the last words I spoke:You only had pool for the first one. Remember you were in combat because of the wall.Well, you have enough juice to do one more spell:Are you sure that's the outcome? I did send three words yea?
[Pot:4+1=5]
You get a chunk of steel. Pretty uninteresting.
*checks*
Yep.
Seriously? Two ones in a row?
Also, PM sent.
I should probably post an action
Keep doing what I was doing.
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"What the... well, this is just GREAT! Dammit!
Now I can't even... wait... YES! I GOT THIS!"
If I can still talk, say A-865 + Y-109.
If not, try to roll on other faces to see if I can move at all.
If even this fails... well... just wait, maybe something will happen.
I mean, it must be temporary, right? I can't just screw up like this forever, right? RIGHT?
Apply body liberally to portal.
Lets take this shit places.
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This result is good. Jump on his chest with my full weight and strength. Crush that ribcage! Flatten those lungs! Squish his heart! End his misery...No, but it is more likely for you to get a cripple execution, where the heavy bonuses do not count, but you are given a +1.
((Does my "heavy" bonus count for this?))
Yay a another perplixicon!Yeah, kinda. There is no chunky salsa rules to keep everything fair, but otherwise is like the original, with the obvious tweaks every GM does.
And wait...is this useing the original rules? :o
Spoiler: endlessblaze (click to show/hide)
...So I really am back to just being a Fragile Speedster.A fragile speedster with a 2/3 dice advantage to dodging (and a whole dice advantage against aimed ranged attacks), and not having killed anyone. It is enough of an advantage as it is.
Wondrous. >.>
and as soon as I get hit I die...Not exactly. Each size of small reduces the destroyed threshold of a standard limb by 1. So, actually, not any strike would kill you, but only those of 4 or more. So, against somebody without a bonus, you only have a 1/2 chance of losing a limb upon being hit. Of course, if it is the head, you die.
Wait, doesn't a speed roll of 0 prevent you from acting? Or is that only for players?It apparently isn't for players, since Jack got to attack last turn.
Wait, doesn't a speed roll of 0 prevent you from acting? Or is that only for players?I think -1 will result lost turn. Check turn 96 what happened to me.
Negative speed rolls make you lose a turn, or just perform movement actions. If not, all the guy who didn't bother to put a single point in spd will end up losing too many of them.Oh, okay. That makes sense.
Also, you can't lose two turns in a row, even if you roll negative
Activate the spell, I'm curious!You can also attempt magic afterwards, if you wish
This result is good. Jump on his chest with my full weight and strength. Crush that ribcage! Flatten those lungs! Squish his heart! End his misery...
((Does my "heavy" bonus count for this?))
Kill stealing will not be tolerated.
KAMEHAMEBLARGH
I have a plan
I suppose I should do the THING! Huzzarh!
Activate the spell, I'm curious!
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Whoops.
Keep sciencing!
Beirus! Why are you always so OP?Sigging this. Also, this is only like the second time it happened. Although both times were related to killing the person who killed Derm.
Are you his avenger or something? Sworn buddies? Blood brothers?Beirus! Why are you always so OP?Sigging this. Also, this is only like the second time it happened. Although both times were related to killing the person who killed Derm.
Spoiler: Toaster (click to show/hide)
ALSO rewaitlist with the same character.
"I TOLD YOU F****** BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN! NOW THE BOSS MEN COMETH! Need souls, need to prepare... God damn it."
Limp away from dangerous terrain. Do magic.
Leave the room immediately, before some crazy idiot tries to kill me; go somewhere safe, then try Y-845, then R-655
Have I mentioned I hate dice?
Proceed out of magma room towards the green room. Do science with words I PM'd, not that I think it matters at this point.
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"Bah, rubbish. Looks like I'll PM later and act now" (Sorry for the delay people!)
Hmm... ACT! OF THE THING VARIETY!
"Hey Flimsy. Did the rules change while I was gone? I didn't think that biometal gave me weakness last time I was here. Dammit, gonna have to fix that too."It always gave you that. You can only exchange one stat for another one in this game, there are no "Get +2 to x" words. It all involves a cost of opportunity.
I hope my statue remains there. It is too beautiful to remove, is in perfect location and serves as a warning for incompetent wizards. 8)Oh, I have plans to make it into a permanent furniture of the place.
"Let's keep trying. I hope curiosity doesn't kill me..."Two separate words?
SCIENCE! G-845, then G-895
Two separate words?
"Hey Flimsy. Did the rules change while I was gone? I didn't think that biometal gave me weakness last time I was here. Dammit, gonna have to fix that too."
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Look disapprovingly at the charred corpse and cast the spells I sent you at it.
MERGICAAARRRR!
"Let's keep trying. I hope curiosity doesn't kill me..."
SCIENCE! G-845, then G-895
Eh fuck it. Science.
+2 Dex, +2 Speed, +3 Will, +2 End. Time to get off this wall.
NO ACTIONSodom does nothing, not really having any actual idea about what to do. He feels a chill run down his spine, though. Could that be a warning of some kind? An omen of what is gong to come?
Did the lion's attack do anything? I don't see any damage reported, and it was a solid hit.[Crystaline structure] negates penalties until it is too late and the limb explodes
"Man, I need to stop doing so well."
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WORDS FOR TURN OVAR 100!!!!!
"What's happening?"
Go back in the room I just left; try again with G-845, then G-895
Gold lions are not part of a balanced diet!
Scream in terror at the dark nothingness and start to science some more
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Time is running out.
What kind of teammate would I be if I didn't at least try to steal my points back at the last second?Oh, that's a different subject, but the fight will likely last more than one turn, so you are not the one who should be worried.
Tomcost, earlier you mentioned that there were ways to get souls other than by killing players or bosses. Do the cleaning machines (like the guy that fixed the statue or the reaper) give souls when defeated/destroyed?
Do the things in my PMPM didn't arrive yet.
To a different room!
Focus Pot.
Time is running out.
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Oh pool, I said dumb thing.
MOAR TESTIIIIIIEEN
(EDIT: Tried to say "oh poop", said "oh pool". Leaving as is, as is amusingly appropriate typo for this game)
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Quick! Someone devise a way to make someone say "I give up..." and use it to kill people!
Revised version: use subconscious commands to make someone genuinely want to give up!Quick! Someone devise a way to make someone say "I give up..." and use it to kill people!
Um, no, it only works with a genuine intention expressed by the player in question (94dima94 PMed me saying that he didn't have enough time to play)
Even mind control doesn't help with that. You would have to command that player to commit suicide on his own with other means.Revised version: use subconscious commands to make someone genuinely want to give up!Quick! Someone devise a way to make someone say "I give up..." and use it to kill people!
Um, no, it only works with a genuine intention expressed by the player in question (94dima94 PMed me saying that he didn't have enough time to play)
Explore until I find people, then repeat last turn's first spell.
It's important to eat a balanced diet, young fellows!
Start with a little science
Move away from the Sulfur, knowing my luck...
THEN ~SCIIIIIIIENCE!~
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"I can finagle this."
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NO ACTION. SECOND WARNING
Well, that didn't work.You get bonuses to physical attacks, but not those who involve magic.
Do I not get bonuses from Very Light to attack with? Is it just Dodge rolls, then?
((What would you do with a orc composed of flames? It's more fragile than glass...))
"Oh balls"
MOAR SCIENCE! I NEED MORE SCIENCE! AND FAST!
((Please tell me the whole "necrosoul" part of the axe wasn't a little inspired by my morningstar.. If so.. Whoops))
Do science and speak to strapping scientist."Yes. That would increase the probability of both our survival by quite a large percentage. An alliance would be swell! Greetings, I'm not Igor."
Hallo there you fellow! Do you feel that an alliance might be a good idea in the face of , well, everything. Especially that shouting thing?
Hue.-snip-It was decided almost since I created the whole boss idea. So, you copied the GM. Feel however you like about that.
((Please tell me the whole "necrosoul" part of the axe wasn't a little inspired by my morningstar.. If so.. Whoops))
Do science and speak to strapping scientist."Yes. That would increase the probability of both our survival by quite a large percentage. An alliance would be swell! Greetings, I'm not Igor."
Hallo there you fellow! Do you feel that an alliance might be a good idea in the face of , well, everything. Especially that shouting thing?
"Oh balls"
MOAR SCIENCE! I NEED MORE SCIENCE! AND FAST!
Do science and speak to strapping scientist."Yes. That would increase the probability of both our survival by quite a large percentage. An alliance would be swell! Greetings, I'm not Igor."
Hallo there you fellow! Do you feel that an alliance might be a good idea in the face of , well, everything. Especially that shouting thing?
Good to meet you, not-Igor.
"Told you. Told all of you. nobody listened."
Well, that didn't work.
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NO ACTION. TOO LATE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Derm grins as he sees the Knight.
"Well well, Hello there! I'm so sorry you had to see me in such a state, as a series of unfortunate events left my souls in dearBeirusRobert here. Never the less, here we are. You against me and my allies. How unfortunate. Out of curiosity, what is your name? We'll have to know to we can engrave it on the headstone."
"A duel, huh? We should probably wait until high noon first. After all, I don't know that there would be much glory in beating me after I had to waste my energy on an annoying little lizard that was just here."
Derm merely shakes his head.
"No no, my good man. You challenged Robert here. And thus Robert gets to decide the method of dueling. Is this not a method upheld since ancient times?"
Derm shrugs.
"Oh of course, of course. You go do your thing, he'll be along in a few minutes."
"I see. He is, if willing, free to go with you."((You really want to fight with it, don't you?))
If I'm dead, why did you PM me? :PSo that you know you are dead? I wasn't doing this before, but I guess that the palyers deserve to be told when they die.
Also, I knew the vacuum thing would be the one thing I was weak to. Disappointing, though, that I couldn't scamper off before it started in earnest.You could have used hit and run tactics.
The Space Wizard! looked around. "Nice place, though not Space! themed enough. That statue could have a Space! logo on it."WOo! Moar Wizard!
Space Wizard! does as Space Wizard! does
((Also WOO for my first accidental body-transform. Providing you did in fact evaluate the effect I gave you then well... I didn't expect THAT to be there! Helpful tho. Quite so.))
*Frantically checks turn*This actually made me laugh a bit. Which was unpleasant as my nose currently resembles the posterior of one who has visited Taco Bell. But with occasional bursts of explosive force. So yea.
Shit.
Turn Change:
Yes, you have.*Frantically checks turn*This actually made me laugh a bit. Which was unpleasant as my nose currently resembles the posterior of one who has visited Taco Bell. But with occasional bursts of explosive force. So yea.
Shit.
Turn Change:
Does this mean I have my nice full-body transform back?
"Very well, I will go with you." Robert agrees.
On the way to the Grand Room:
"So, Doomknight, huh? That a real name? Or is your real name something blander like Tim or something and you got a book and figured out the sweet body transformations? Looks like you figured out some neat armor stuff too. If I win, you should tell me how to do that before you die."
He may be speaking about The Flimsy Wizard, the only one that has survived from the beginning of this whole madness, but you are not sure.He. Hehehe. This amuses me as I was around at that time (wasn't I? I had a good chat with (evil) SCIENCE BRO) but makes sense as Tim Timmey, Tim-Tim Timoi hasn't actually seen me yet. Also not sure if I ran into the Doomknight or not myself. But regardless: Amusing :P
He may be speaking about The Flimsy Wizard, the only one that has survived from the beginning of this whole madness, but you are not sure.He. Hehehe. This amuses me as I was around at that time (wasn't I? I had a good chat with (evil) SCIENCE BRO) but makes sense as Tim Timmey, Tim-Tim Timoi hasn't actually seen me yet. Also not sure if I ran into the Doomknight or not myself. But regardless: Amusing :P
Ohhhh....a perplixicon....let's try.....
Anamnteibu
Rebusdiiu
Osrumnti
All as seprate spells
The Space Wizard! looked around. "Nice place, though not Space! themed enough. That statue could have a Space! logo on it."
Space Wizard! does as Space Wizard! does
WOo! Moar Wizard!
Bigf00t yells from the hallway:
"Yo! I hear someone shouting 'Space' and 'Wizard'. This I have to see!"
Hobble my way into the lovely Greenroom, and bust out some SCIENCE!
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"Bigfoot."
"Really. Didn't quite seem that way ten or so minutes ago."
"Hmfh. You really should be more clear of who and who is not on your side. I've made my lines pretty clear, I think. I had thought we were in a truce, but I never had a clear grasp on who was on your side and who was not. Mind, I didn't particularly pay attention, but still."((A+ For some witty writing btw "It's been a while and I sort of died between then and now, I can't remember the particulars" heh :P Well played.))
"Anyway, no. While science and fighting are time honored traditions, I've come with a rather more pressing matter. My teammate is currently being assailed by eight feet of chaotic steel, as you have probably heard. This is one of the collectors we heard about from those three beings so long ago. Or he might be one. It's been a while and I sort of died between then and now, I can't remember the particulars."
"I would rather like it, for the continued existence of everybody (But mostly me and mine), if we thwarted their plans wherever possible. Nobody controls my destiny, and especially if it means becoming 'soul cattle'. This naturally means killing the Demon Knight."
"But alas, it appears that he will summon a horde of 'Hellspawn' if I interfere. I do not believe that me and Elephant alone will be able to pacify such beasts in such time to make a true difference in the fight. And so I have come here. What say you, to aid in killing our captors?"
I say, young fellow who is notably un-Igorlike, things seem to be getting awful risky around here. I don't suppose you'd happen to know any spells good for defense, mm? Armor and the like?"Why yes I do indeed."
"Ah. Yes I probably should have made my alliances (as few, but strong, as they are) clearer. My Bad. But to the more pressing issue.."
"This is precisely the reason I considered the whole conflict so... non-fortuitous. I would have valued quite a fair bit more time to prepare, to be honest something like 15 more full pool-burns.
As inelegant as it is there is a simple solution to this issue, one with minimum of death, minimum of effort for all and Mr Clankypants doesn't leave with the souls. Berius may need to self-terminate."
"This sets back everyone in this pit, simply by value of wasted souls, but in my current state (as decent as it may be) I am not sure whether I would be much assistance either. As I have previously covered Clank&Spanx has at least 20 souls, as with the 10-souls-less threshold, and he only appeared when someone had 10 or more."
"He has also had MUCH more time to prepare, and has colleagues with a much more thorough knowledge of this Codex than we. I'm not saying 'let this guy rule your fate'. I'm saying lets whoop his ass, using his self-imposed constraints (no harvesting <soul limits) against him and his crew to prepare properly."
"As much as I actually hate to say it, until I can at least assess what the hell these hellspawn ARE I won't be entering that room. I will however assist you this one turn if you would like me to help you make some half-decent equipment, or full-body transform you. I would recommend some silver somewhere regardless. This guy likes souls, of both the tasty kind and the annoying green and necromantic kind."
((PM me any words you want me to say, 5 for equipment either one bit or several, or 4 for full-body-transform to allow for the "target what I am looking at" word.))
((Also sorry everyone else for dragging the chain, I've had a busy week! Also WOO! Finally I'm doing some RP!))
((Multiple Dragon Dragon Steel at-sight Move Order " would probbably instakill anything even without chunky salsa rules.))
"You misunderstand the enormity of my quest here. I would ask that all participants of this game join. At the same time. He may be strong, but quantity has a quality all of it's own. I doubt his hellspawn could stand up to a concentrated assault by all eight players."
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"And call it what you will, vain, stupid, whatever, Beirus has MY points. I am not letting them escape, even if they are being used by another. I've not much left to lose, now. If you are worried about preparations, he has become small and light, with a repulsive field besides. I have faith that he will at the very least delay him for a sufficient amount of time."
"If this is not sufficient to motivate you, I do have a request yes. I need a crossbow, and I need silver bolts that will inflict Order aligned Acid. Perhaps the word for bolt as well."
"If you are feeling particularly generous, do you have the word for 'Multiple'? If in the end I cannot aid Beirus, he will find the word useful during his battle."
I don't actually recall anyone actually using them aside from that one time someone transformed into both Heaven and Hell or whatever, and the two sides tore each other apart and killed him.((That was me. I made sheep. They didn't kill me. Also, guessing it's Hallowed and Corruption. Or was that Toaster's game?))
I don't actually recall anyone actually using them aside from that one time someone transformed into both Heaven and Hell or whatever, and the two sides tore each other apart and killed him.
((That was me. I made sheep. They didn't kill me. Also, guessing it's Hallowed and Corruption. Or was that Toaster's game?))
"So your brilliant plan is to throw yourselves at them and let them kill us? If they won't attack anyone under a certain power level, why don't we just throw that guy off a bridge and sit around building Space Lasers! and handing them out until we're all ultra powerful?"((I more-or-less second this plan, but obviously with the minor adjustments brought up in my far too wordy wall of the words. WORDS FOR THE WORD-POST! Also throwing them off of the bridge would constitute murder, and then you would have the points, as morbid as it is, they'd have to jump by themselves, or jump into a black-hole or something. The real plan would be to immobilize/make-inert (but not kill) anyone trying to go over the point threshold until everyone is ready.))
I'd like to roll a charisma check, tomcost.
Well I need something capable of firing ranged projectiles, and a lot of ranged projectiles.
Also I don't actually think there's a functional difference between Iron and Steel.
And I literally told you that I can't make bolts. And you told me neither can you.For simplicity's sake, the word for arrows can create bolts if it is the caster's intention.
Also I don't actually think there's a functional difference between Iron and Steel.Steel is a marginally more resistant material.
...And I literally told you that I can't make bolts. And you told me neither can you.For simplicity's sake, the word for arrows can create bolts if it is the caster's intention.
So perhaps it's less a word for arrow and more a word for ammo?I understand that now :P
im doing a new action.
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my oold action was for research that I no longer need.
"Beep Boop"
I say, young fellow who is notably un-Igorlike, things seem to be getting awful risky around here. I don't suppose you'd happen to know any spells good for defense, mm? Armor and the like?
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Damned hall spawn.
"Damn, that spell wasn't as strong as I wanted. No matter, Tim, you will learn the power of the porcelain before this is over. Shall we begin?"
Wil: 1-1Darn it, dice.
Meanwhile, I'm going to try to get one of then 'NPC points'
You said that you could get points by killing some NPC's. There's a suspicious vine statue in the Greenhouse room.I thought a player requested being turned into a statue?
Conservation of detail makes it so that everything mentioned has some sort of purpose. Thus, the vine statue must do something. You make so many of these things and we just all ignore them all the time, might as well try to figure out why.
You said that you could get points by killing some NPC's.I already told you all about this. Some random forumite once came and said "Hey, the other means of getting souls is killing the stuff in the arena, like the Reaper and the stone thingy in the pool of water inside the Greenhouse Room" or something like that. And I said that he was correct.
Conservation of detail makes it so that everything mentioned has some sort of purpose. Thus, the vine statue must do something. You make so many of these things and we just all ignore them all the time, might as well try to figure out why.He is Jack, who rolled so badly in pot and will that he transformed himself into vines and died. Later, the being under the pool of water transformed it into a better sculpture than that of a man realizing that he is about to die.
... Huh. That didn't work like I thought it did.
Well. I don't think he's in a position to activate his Hellhounds, at least?
...
Oh hells.
Everyone to the Greenhouse room, NOW!
Meanwhile, I'm going to try to get one of them 'NPC points'
Everyone to the Greenhouse room, NOW!... By the time everyone (or anyone who comes) gets here, the "order" control will probably have worn off.
Meanwhile, I'm going to try to get one of them 'NPC points'
It takes like one turn to make that much of a movement.
Also I'm not sure what you'd want, it seems like you've got it worked out. Obsidian?
How does the word for "really sticky black goo" sound? Useful?I already have both, as I'd assume the latter is Pitch, although if you combined two words for the sticky mess one of them might be for the "goo" form word and that would be cool to have :P
After my class I might make a list of words I DONT have, although then the GM will be able to have Karen "read my mind" for my wordlist completion. Meta is an intriguing thing ;D
I'd imagine a large part of the enjoyment is schadenfreude from player mistakes and misassumptions.
I'd imagine a large part of the enjoyment is schadenfreude from player mistakes and misassumptions."I'd like to turn myself into steel while standing on this bridge!!"
I sent in my fixed version of last turn actions, tomcost.
I sent in my fixed version of last turn actions, tomcost."Maybe we should deal with the steel lion you summoned first. Unless you want to be "the dinner lady" in a completely different way."
I say, science chum who couldn't be mistaken for an Igor at all, what say we go have a look-see at whatever's making all that riotous noise?"
I personally blame the mysterious young chap who handed out that spell, but I agree that that's very much a bad kitty.I sent in my fixed version of last turn actions, tomcost."Maybe we should deal with the steel lion you summoned first. Unless you want to be "the dinner lady" in a completely different way."
I say, science chum who couldn't be mistaken for an Igor at all, what say we go have a look-see at whatever's making all that riotous noise?"
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QuoteWil: 1-1Darn it, dice.Attempt to keep my mind clear as I pick up the boomerang.
Actually, no. I have a better idea.
I'd imagine a large part of the enjoyment is schadenfreude from player mistakes and misassumptions."I'd like to turn myself into steel while standing on this bridge!!"
Says: TARGET_SELF and FIRE_FORWARD :P
So Derm, are you making your crossbow? I'll spit out some arrows this turn anyway.
I'm going to change the bolt recipe somewhat because of the potentially volatile nature of "explode", no need to all accidentally injure ourselves before it's time!
HARDER! BETTER! FASTER! MORE LETHAL!
"This Space Magic! doesn't always do what I expect..."
Take two
Okay, so there's still a thing in the lake that can give points when it dies.
Revision: Aim at the lake in general.
I personally blame the mysterious young chap who handed out that spell, but I agree that that's very much a bad kitty.I sent in my fixed version of last turn actions, tomcost."Maybe we should deal with the steel lion you summoned first. Unless you want to be "the dinner lady" in a completely different way."
I say, science chum who couldn't be mistaken for an Igor at all, what say we go have a look-see at whatever's making all that riotous noise?"
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NOPE off down the southern hallway. Also try that same spell again.
"Well. Hello there."
Since when is there a hallway going even remotely east from the Greenhouse Room?
"Oh, were you living in the lake there? I do apologize, profusely. I was merely testing a spell, you see, because one of my friends is in terrible danger by a fellow known as the Doom Knight a room over and I need to help him. If you like, I could restore the plant life...?
Since when is there a hallway going even remotely east from the Greenhouse Room?
SE hallway is the one that joins Greenhouse and Magma Rooms.
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Since when is there a hallway going even remotely east from the Greenhouse Room?
SE hallway is the one that joins Greenhouse and Magma Rooms.
That's south west.
Promotion received: random forumite!You said that you could get points by killing some NPC's.I already told you all about this. Some random forumite once came and said "Hey, the other means of getting souls is killing the stuff in the arena, like the Reaper and the stone thingy in the pool of water inside the Greenhouse Room" or something like that. And I said that he was correct.
I just said random forumite because you had not waitlisted, so you weren't a player. Anyway, you have a remarkable ability to notice little details.Promotion received: random forumite!You said that you could get points by killing some NPC's.I already told you all about this. Some random forumite once came and said "Hey, the other means of getting souls is killing the stuff in the arena, like the Reaper and the stone thingy in the pool of water inside the Greenhouse Room" or something like that. And I said that he was correct.
Again.
FOR SCIENCE!
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The Space Wizard! looked at what just entered.
"He did it!"
With a point at Derm, he bolted.
NOPE off down the southern hallway. Also try that same spell again.
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(So I can't move my raipers? Dang it! Derm I hope you know how to fix this!)
(why did they replace my arms anyway?)
(yikes. the random number gods must not be happy with me....)Yes. It tends to happen much more often than what I would like in this game.
Also, iron armor? Sure that's not steel?
Were I to host one of these again, I'd make a "miscast table" with several things that could happen on bad pot rolls, and not all of them would be as bad as "your <body part> turns to <element>. It might just appear over your head, which has a nice effect of self-balancing based on the danger of the spell. Sand over your head, you cough a bit. Magma over your head... The general idea is to make pot:1 miscasts a bit less maiming. Pot:0 or worse is still horrible for you, as it should be.
no I mean im in a lot of RTD games right now. last turn in roll to magic? got a cut on my forehead and fialed my counter attack.(yikes. the random number gods must not be happy with me....)Yes. It tends to happen much more often than what I would like in this game.
It would be take into account the "difficulty" of the spell somehow; for example, in this case, with the miscast result of "appear over head" it might appear mangled, fused, and unusable, or perhaps just shatter or evaporate, or something else to be generally useless.
There is a one out of thirty-six chance of rolling two ones in a row, so, on average, a failure like that should happen every four to six turns, assuming that everyone is doing something that can lead to those situation.
"Guide, define opposing forces in context to 'Inertia'. Worth a try, at least."
"... Guide, Define your own function and parameters of search available to me. Otherwise, I request a 'table of contents' or 'Index'."
(I don't think that will work on him. Beirus wat r u doin)((Being sociable before I kill him anyways.))
:P(I don't think that will work on him. Beirus wat r u doin)((Being sociable before I kill him anyways.))
"So if I'm getting this right, you can clarify elements that I've encountered, but you cannot give me new elements? Hm. Guide, Define element 'Black fog that enters peoples skin'. Red list. And also anything special on Black Biometal and Silver."
*Overhearing the useful and informative commotion with his biometal ears, Bigf00t tries for his own clarification:*
"Yo Guide! I would like to request information on the "immaterial/incorporeal" word, red page. This seems to make objects non-reactive to forces from our regular physics, what other information can you give on this word, or it's consequences/iterations to/with material objects?"
"Perhaps I can let you prepare. If...you share your wordlist with me. And when did we get a guide?"
Robert chuckles. "Inertia, huh? So, what is the name of its opposing force, if you don't mind my asking? And I suppose a turn to prepare would be okay, as long as you grant me one if my transformation happens to fail during our fight."
Oh. I should ask the guide another question for In turn response.
"Guide, define properties of... wait, can you, say, only say it to me, by chance?"
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"Now we're talking! Not quite Space Armor! but it'll do for a budding Space Wizard! like myself!"
Let's make some Space Accessories! to go with it.
TURN IT ON IT'S HEAD!
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Oh, right, give the +bolts+ to Derm. They are crafted with the power of love. :P
((Mr GM, could you just confirm that you translated that 100%? If so, then I'm going to need MUCH more science! Bah, I was hoping that would spit out bolts, not fungi! Also could you clarify if I touched it with my gloves, or if I touched it without? Does it activate through gloves?))
"Yo guide! What can you tell me about the third word in my sentence? Perhaps under the definition for "Emmits" or "Casts"?" ((Understandable if this is too "vague" for the guide, or if my understanding of the word is too low atm, but cheeky things are asked below ;D ))
"Also Guide, search and retrieve researcher notes (if present) by the following keywords, "Control" and "Repair"" ((the latter I know is a word, someone here actually USED it earlier))
"Finally, what information do we have access to regarding the ArcaneTech group and the three members of which I have seen so far "Tim", "Karen" and "Lead Researcher"?" ((Cannot remember the lead reserchers name, awkward if he turns up!))
Waitlist me please:He will join Team Derm (Can someone pm me Team Derm's known words?)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Waitlist me please:He will join Team Derm (Can someone pm me Team Derm's known words?)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I thought someone was able to control earth.That's the other game. Right now, your build would have you die from a paper cut you got while flipping through your book.
Hm... Has anyone tried to mentally control their summons yet?
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"Now for Space Pants! to match."
Space Pants!
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Oh, right, give the +bolts+ to Derm. They are crafted with the power of love. :P
Damn it! I need some WORKING equipment! (this is turntext)
*Broken robot noises*
Prepare.
"Oh, shit, wait, is there another miniboss over there? Dammit we don't need these distractions!"
Oh my god it's a ninja demon! Avaunt!
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Are the Zealot's gloves still around?No, they were consumed, along his upper torso, by the void.
Dangit, Derm!Are the Zealot's gloves still around?No, they were consumed, along his upper torso, by the void.
Speaking of stat bonuses, is there anything in the game that increases pot or pool yet?There are no words that just increase a stat. The closest thing to that are heavy and light modifiers, that just exchange one thing for another.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Inertia represents law and the demonic word represents chaos.
There are no words that just increase a stat. The closest thing to that are heavy and light modifiers, that just exchange one thing for another.I figured that it traded sanity for pool or pot.
Also, the other force is definitely not demonic.For lack of a better word, I'm calling it that. Also, the boss dodged the question when asked what was the opposing force.
Hey, I focused pot last turn and had a +1. That should be a four.
Do not bump things.
There is no need to bump this game, and there will never be. I make turns whenever I can and the players have posted actions.Sorry.
Right now, I only have two actions, so I can't do much.
Oh, let me just...
"Guide, define properties of Porcelain. Immune to acid?"
Do not bump things.There is no need to bump this game, and there will never be. I make turns whenever I can and the players have posted actions.Sorry.
Right now, I only have two actions, so I can't do much.
Derm shouldn't be able to get guidely help, being 3 areas away from the skull to get my kill.
I thought that everyone can summon a guide.
Flee kill stealing motherfucker.
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"Guess who's back? Back again. Derm is back. FTW."You move back to the Greenhouse Room. Everything is just as you left it. As the fight with the Zealot left you with totally exhausted magic reserves, you haven't got any thing to do other than charging your crossbow:
1 to strength, 1 to will, 1 to pool.
TWIST-y TURN
*broken robot noises* Damn killstealer, even stealing my attack. *broken robot noises*
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Can you add the NPC stat sheets to the bottom of turns? If that is too much work, you could do it only for bosses.The whole idea is to don't show them. :P
I know, but maybe just say things we can see? Things like "he looks exhausted" or "he was recently hit with a soul-eroding blast".Can you add the NPC stat sheets to the bottom of turns? If that is too much work, you could do it only for bosses.The whole idea is to don't show them. :P
Someone should also see if the silver blood is magical, and check out the hole in the ceiling.
Also, the boss dodged the question when asked what was the opposing force.
I know, but maybe just say things we can see? Things like "he looks exhausted" or "he was recently hit with a soul-eroding blast".If you know what are you doing, then this shouldn't be a problem. Consider this more of a test of the player's knowledge of the underlying mechanics of the game.
Berius, I don't know if you want to destroy Tim's soul. You might destroy his points.That won't happen, I can tell you that. People have already died to this element, and no points were lost.
Second verse, same as the first.I've read all of it, but I forgot about that kill.
((How much of the thread have you read, ATHATH? Because that method worked perfectly fine for one of my other kills.))
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DO DA THINGS!
"Oh yeah! Everyone can tell I'm a Space Wizard! now."
Space Wizard! powers go!
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"Oh. Well, damn. All that shit we did was for nothing. Good job Robert."At least you'll be more prepared for the next boss (and/or each other).
I might be paranoid, but before Berius listens to the tape, he might want to protect himself from sonic attacks, in case the message is just a really loud noise or a brown note.It seems you were somewhat right. Here comes challenge mode.
What happens if we resolve an encounter in challenge mode peacefully?Considering that you enter challenge mode to kill stuff and gather souls, not doing so will mean that you either get killed or decide to not kill your target.
((Do I have to do the first challenge mode now, or only if I go up the steps?))
((I vote that everyone in the arena joins team derm and we take out the enemies that think they can steal the souls we win.))If everyone joined, it wouldn't be a team.
And so the game transitions from a PvP game intoo a PvE one? I didn't expect that.
Before you consider turning this into a PvE game, remember that almost every Perplexicon game before yours has died shortly after going PvE (at least, I think that they did. My memory is terrible).
((for science!....did I post an action yet?))There's a list of your sent PMs under "Messages".
... but I have to do something to entertain Beirus,
Who even knows anymore.
*Upon hearing the cacophony of screams and death*
"Congratulations to [Robert/]that fellow! It seems Iron-thunder-pants, who I can only assume was that Timothy/barbarian fellow from before, has met his match! I feel credit where credit is due is in order." :)
((Not sure if my character and Robert ever RP-talked so name omitted above, but good kill, and a great finisher!))
MOAR SCIENCE! NOT LIKE I HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO!
Sad broken robot tries to fix itself.
Wizards in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
"Sounds fun...... But first...."
science!
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Altering character:I have the feeling that you may do this quite often. Let's do something: how about if I keep your place on the waitlist, and you make the character when you enter the game?
That sounds alright.Altering character:I have the feeling that you may do this quite often. Let's do something: how about if I keep your place on the waitlist, and you make the character when you enter the game?
STOP! SCIENCE TIME!
SIENCE!
*Broken robot screams*
The Space Wizard! is slacking today.
I think I sent a thing.
"Oh lookie! Idiots!"
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Easy there, Gene.Why?
Also, it's on like Donkey Kong.
The gift of Control.Bigf00t, you have a new best friend.
The gift of Control.Bigf00t, you have a new best friend.
die already so I can get in.
I will edit (or post new if I can avoid a doublepost) when I know how I'll employ my absolute power (http://www.leavethehall.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/absolute-power.jpg). (link to image to avoid cluttering thread)Ooh! Ooh! I know how to get ABSOLUTE_POWAR! Pick me!
EDIT: ABSOLUTE_POWAR
Kill myself. I'm bored of this now and it's just filling up my inbox.Okay, you will be swallowed by the floor unless you state otherwise.
ABSOLUTE_POWAR
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Don't you think it's time for a little Space Wizard! Space Science! up in here?
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Kill myself.
Ah, damn.
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Oh boy.Quick, take notes on the ritual! We might be able to use it later!
Uh.Well, it shouldn't be too hard to do. A few Flesh Humanoid and Bone animal spells later, and you'd have the necessary components. Bada bing, bada boom, instant boss fight!
Right...
It was fluff. You can't summon a boss like that. That's why challenge mode exists.Oh boy.Quick, take notes on the ritual! We might be able to use it later!
Aw.It was fluff. You can't summon a boss like that. That's why challenge mode exists.Oh boy.Quick, take notes on the ritual! We might be able to use it later!
I guess it's SCIENCE time again.
Oh boy.
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*broken robot noises* Error Malfunction Help Please*broken robot noises*
Be depressed.
Well. that happened. You two don' goofed.I'm hoping you don't mean me.
More testing is needed.
Okey-doky [endless] poky.
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Well. that happened. You two don' goofed.
"When a problem comes along..."
Before the cream sits out too long...
*Broken robot noises* Aaaah noo why? You're mean. Help please!*Broken robot noises*
((I may actually get in soon! What a pity there are no commonly known words- which means I have to science from scratch.))
I can't say anything against opportunistic behavior- it's an extremely valid strategy and one I've been following. I can't even blame you personally for coming to NAV's defense; I'll gladly take both of you on at once. (Flimsy, whatever, but he needs to look at his statline and consider how hard he'll get wrecked if someone even looks at him funny.)Flimsy Wizard needs to be flimsy. If they weren't, I'd need to think up another name, and that would be horrible.
But if you call in Beirus, you're just scared, and I will look at you and shake my head in disappointment.
And that's all I have to say on the matter.
"Just so we're clear my half of the agreement is just that I'm not going to whine if they don't help. If they do it anyway or just don't change their action I'm not telling them off."
"Hey jackass, NAV Joined up a few turns ago!"Funny thing is the moment you said "you two F#ed up" I knew this was coming ::)
Also Bigfoot killed Endless, who was also a teammate.
Yeah we had 5/8ths of the entire arena on one team.
((You did kill endless. You are a valid murder target now. Just saying.))And Team Derm made mince out of one of my allies. And is doing so again.
((How so? Systar killed Derm, I killed Systar. You killed endless and Toaster tried to/is trying to kill NAV. Now one of you dies, then it'll be even. :P))((You did kill endless. You are a valid murder target now. Just saying.))And Team Derm made mince out of one of my allies. And is doing so again.
If we are anything, it's even :P
((Hmm, possibly fair. I'm fairly sure this is how wars are started. :P Maybe if you guys broadcast your membership, particularly your new and less obvious ones more clearly less of these "accidents" would occur ;D (Flimsy, your alliance with Team((How so? Systar killed Derm, I killed Systar. You killed endless and Toaster tried to/is trying to kill NAV. Now one of you dies, then it'll be even. :P))((You did kill endless. You are a valid murder target now. Just saying.))And Team Derm made mince out of one of my allies. And is doing so again.
If we are anything, it's even :P
How many people are we waiting on for the turn?
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The Black Hole Bear's services go to the highest bidder!You could heal with magic, like TNI does.
Whomever can inform me of how to keep myself alive in this form gets my help.
If no one decides they want a living black hole...well, the living black hole will be happy to want them instead.
I think the issue is more he is loosing bodymass, and would need to find a way to add more blackhole to his body (along with a shape transformation to keep him roughly bearish) and optimally find a way to add blackhole fast and regularly enough to counteract the loss (1 pot per turn apparently, but if he tries to eat something that rate would probably go up)The Black Hole Bear's services go to the highest bidder!You could heal with magic, like TNI does.
Whomever can inform me of how to keep myself alive in this form gets my help.
If no one decides they want a living black hole...well, the living black hole will be happy to want them instead.
If body mass is an issue, just summon more black holes. What could go wrong?I think the issue is more he is loosing bodymass, and would need to find a way to add more blackhole to his body (along with a shape transformation to keep him roughly bearish) and optimally find a way to add blackhole fast and regularly enough to counteract the loss (1 pot per turn apparently, but if he tries to eat something that rate would probably go up)The Black Hole Bear's services go to the highest bidder!You could heal with magic, like TNI does.
Whomever can inform me of how to keep myself alive in this form gets my help.
If no one decides they want a living black hole...well, the living black hole will be happy to want them instead.
That they wouldn't be his mass?If body mass is an issue, just summon more black holes. What could go wrong?I think the issue is more he is loosing bodymass, and would need to find a way to add more blackhole to his body (along with a shape transformation to keep him roughly bearish) and optimally find a way to add blackhole fast and regularly enough to counteract the loss (1 pot per turn apparently, but if he tries to eat something that rate would probably go up)The Black Hole Bear's services go to the highest bidder!You could heal with magic, like TNI does.
Whomever can inform me of how to keep myself alive in this form gets my help.
If no one decides they want a living black hole...well, the living black hole will be happy to want them instead.
"Well this was short. Have fun in space!"
I thought he could repair himself with them. Didn't TNI summon some metal and repair himself with it?That they wouldn't be his mass?If body mass is an issue, just summon more black holes. What could go wrong?I think the issue is more he is loosing bodymass, and would need to find a way to add more blackhole to his body (along with a shape transformation to keep him roughly bearish) and optimally find a way to add blackhole fast and regularly enough to counteract the loss (1 pot per turn apparently, but if he tries to eat something that rate would probably go up)The Black Hole Bear's services go to the highest bidder!You could heal with magic, like TNI does.
Whomever can inform me of how to keep myself alive in this form gets my help.
If no one decides they want a living black hole...well, the living black hole will be happy to want them instead.
By targeting it and casting a spell. Blck hole material tends to last but an instant, though.I thought he could repair himself with them. Didn't TNI summon some metal and repair himself with it?That they wouldn't be his mass?If body mass is an issue, just summon more black holes. What could go wrong?I think the issue is more he is loosing bodymass, and would need to find a way to add more blackhole to his body (along with a shape transformation to keep him roughly bearish) and optimally find a way to add blackhole fast and regularly enough to counteract the loss (1 pot per turn apparently, but if he tries to eat something that rate would probably go up)The Black Hole Bear's services go to the highest bidder!You could heal with magic, like TNI does.
Whomever can inform me of how to keep myself alive in this form gets my help.
If no one decides they want a living black hole...well, the living black hole will be happy to want them instead.
I'd have to do it as part of one big spell, probably.Maybe you could cast Black Hole Black Hole Black Hole?
Oh well. I suppose this will have to be a temporary stay as Black Hole Bear. Maybe. I wanna try something first.
And that would help... exactly how? Repetition of words just makes the outome bigger. It doesn't add additional effects.I'd have to do it as part of one big spell, probably.Maybe you could cast Black Hole Black Hole Black Hole?
Oh well. I suppose this will have to be a temporary stay as Black Hole Bear. Maybe. I wanna try something first.
And that would help... exactly how? Repetition of words just makes the outome bigger. It doesn't add additional effects.I'd have to do it as part of one big spell, probably.Maybe you could cast Black Hole Black Hole Black Hole?
Oh well. I suppose this will have to be a temporary stay as Black Hole Bear. Maybe. I wanna try something first.
Black holes here work differently, basically because they are not actually black holes (to avoid physics nonsense). Instead, the black hole equivalent is negative matter, which destroys itself and whatever it is touching upon contact.And that would help... exactly how? Repetition of words just makes the outome bigger. It doesn't add additional effects.I'd have to do it as part of one big spell, probably.Maybe you could cast Black Hole Black Hole Black Hole?
Oh well. I suppose this will have to be a temporary stay as Black Hole Bear. Maybe. I wanna try something first.
What you really need here is "slow." It would most likely provide some sort of debuff, but that's better than collapsing in on yourself.
Of course, I have no clue how many modifiers you guys know, so that may be impossible to accomplish.
Black holes here work differently, basically because they are not actually black holes (to avoid physics nonsense). Instead, the black hole equivalent is negative matter, which destroys itself and whatever it is touching upon contact.
The answer to these theories requires science by the players, I'm afraid.I like to think this is the GM way of saying "Potential !!Fun!! Ahead, enjoy yourselves" ;D
I figured that if there was more antimatter, it would take more time for it to completely dissolve, giving Rolepgeek enough time to assimilate it.Black holes here work differently, basically because they are not actually black holes (to avoid physics nonsense). Instead, the black hole equivalent is negative matter, which destroys itself and whatever it is touching upon contact.And that would help... exactly how? Repetition of words just makes the outome bigger. It doesn't add additional effects.I'd have to do it as part of one big spell, probably.Maybe you could cast Black Hole Black Hole Black Hole?
Oh well. I suppose this will have to be a temporary stay as Black Hole Bear. Maybe. I wanna try something first.
What you really need here is "slow." It would most likely provide some sort of debuff, but that's better than collapsing in on yourself.
Of course, I have no clue how many modifiers you guys know, so that may be impossible to accomplish.
"So much for that. If either of you even look at me, you'll regret it." Robert growls towards Bigf00t and Thrakor."Wait, what the.. What am I missing here?"
Yay, stuff. Or other stuff. Depends.
"This seems like it will be over soon. That was a warning incase you two decide to be ungentlemanly. Also, you may want to move away from any of the room entrances.""So much for that. If either of you even look at me, you'll regret it." Robert growls towards Bigf00t and Thrakor."Wait, what the.. What am I missing here?"
Yay, stuff. Or other stuff. Depends.
"Ah right, good. Don't worry, I'm even aiming my science to be as low-risk to others as possible, as to make sure I don't accidentally shoot someone!""This seems like it will be over soon. That was a warning incase you two decide to be ungentlemanly. Also, you may want to move away from any of the room entrances.""So much for that. If either of you even look at me, you'll regret it." Robert growls towards Bigf00t and Thrakor."Wait, what the.. What am I missing here?"
Yay, stuff. Or other stuff. Depends.
Science must move onward!
Actions and PMs!
Hey, on the bright side, I didn't actually kill anyone, or even attack. I'd just wanted to say hi. You actually attacked me with a giant wall, really.You presented too tempting a target; you provided an opportunity to
So... did those nails actually do anything?Would have caused bleeding if he was alive. Right now, they are just embedded there.
Why was there a roll for a sheep?Because, as those who have been following this may already know, I confuse sheep with hippopotamus (I actually have a reason that I can't tell you). It has been corrected.
It is worth mentioning that one team has 50% of the players, so aggression between players has decreased quite a lot.
Why is it that I always cause harm to myself when I'm the only one not fighting...
Let's try fixing this...
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I think I'm out. I've kinda lost interest in the time I've been waiting.My apologies for that. I suppose that I could keep your character on the permawaitlist if you decide to give this a try at some point.
No.Aw.
((Don't worry ATHATH, i could be team with you and neutral to everyone else. I have this Perplexicon dictionary, although it lacks any material word(i didn't !!research!! at all, because i can't).Yay! Team up, initiated!
You should've get even a single pool too. Do it like NAV(with their igor): One to pool, Eight to everything else.))
Will the neutral team still be neutral when everyone alive belongs either to it or Team Derm?Yeah, just because we're not on the same team doesn't mean we're hostile.
((Can I join neutral team?))Yes.
Will the neutral team still be neutral when everyone alive belongs either to it or Team Derm?As long as you didn't kill anyone, unless you have a strong reason.
((Wait, my last turn was violent, so do I have to wait for pool regen? If so just have me chill or something.))Yes, you have to wait.
Say [max words per turn] random words, all combined.No, you do your science whatever the way you want, but you can't delegate science to me. Also, I still need the character sheet that you will use
Say [max words per turn] random words, all combined.No, you do your science whatever the way you want, but you can't delegate science to me. Also, I still need the character sheet that you will use
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Back to full-time science!
I have one pot, six will, and two pool.
BACK TO NON-AGGRESSIVE SCIENCE/STUFF!
WILL I FINALLY BE ABLE TO FIX MYSELF?
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Character: Move a point in DEX to END.I'm going to do the same thing I did with ATHATH: when you enter, you tell me the character sheet you want to use.
Also, ATHATH, What words are you sciencing(current and next)? PM please.
Stuff that has been recently summoned doens't have a soul. For example, if the FLimsy Wizard kills the hippo, he gains nothing. If the hippo kills him, it gets a soul. If someone kills the murderous hippo afterwards, he will get only one soul.That's what i want to do. Let some stuff get a POL from a soul then teach them deadly words.
Joining in to be eventual fodder for the veterans.Spoiler: blazing glory (click to show/hide)
PM sent.
Continue Sciencing!
PM
PM
Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana MAG MAN
"Oh you lil' shit."
RIGHTEO
Now that we're back to 100% groove & funk it's time to get ready for Challenge mode!
I AM HELPING A TEAMMATE!!!!!
This was the worst way to die.The worst in the sense that it could have been perfectly evaded. But there are worse, way worse ways to die.
How close are the two of us? Approximately?3 to 4 meters I would say.
Dammit elephant stop mainlining hard magic.Flimsy Wizard wouldn't be Flimsy Wizard if he wasn't flimsy. Be glad I can't go into the negatives.
Go will, we have use for it now.Perhaps I could be of use?
I think you forgot too re-waitlist me
Can my opponent stop evading his well deserved death yet?He should have like a -3 to dex now, so he is unlikely ot evade anything.
I think accidentally blowing yourself up is a worse death. But that's just me.
Anyways, continue my war against the wordlist!
"um... I signed up for this? Whoops. I thought the fighter tournament... NO MATTER! ME GOOD WIZARD! maybe."
Since there is a notable lack of public words, I'm going public. Say Osrumnti(G-111) and Rebusdiiu(G-104).
Forgot to post my turn anyway :P
TURN!
PM
Just a minor setback for the Space Wizard!
"YOU'VE GOT NO FLESH, YOU DAFT NUTTER!"
PM
PM
Continue my pattern of science!
TURN![Pot:6+1=7]
A thick line appears, and begins the drawing of an elongated object. It has a handle, composed of what seems to be a screaming demon, an opened teethy mouth letting a serpent-like tongue out. It extends forwards, ending up in a sharp tip. The demonic head also has a neck, a neck that looks maybe too thin to be one, but comfortable to grasp, with a spiky ball, a pommel, at the extreme. A couple curved horns come from the head, turning towards where the neck-hilt is, making a cool and maybe even useful hand-guard. With a flash of light, it materializes into iron, with the souls of the damned pouring through the hellish mouth.
Demonic unholy iron rapier:
[Piercing weapon]
[Unholy:7]
I should say something for tomcost(in reality, tomcost's sig). If you are amnesiac or too lazy to write your own Perplexicon Dictonary, it helps if you just PM yourself while you are in !!Science!!If you are speaking to Bigf01t, don't worry, he has his own word list, and PMs can be set to be auto-saved after sent. I haven't answered yet because I don't have access to my own list yet.
Also, Fallacy, try words than have not said yet. Including Etor.
TURN![Pot:6+1=7]
A thick line appears, and begins the drawing of an elongated object. It has a handle, composed of what seems to be a screaming demon, an opened teethy mouth letting a serpent-like tongue out. It extends forwards, ending up in a sharp tip. The demonic head also has a neck, a neck that looks maybe too thin to be one, but comfortable to grasp, with a spiky ball, a pommel, at the extreme. A couple curved horns come from the head, turning towards where the neck-hilt is, making a cool and maybe even useful hand-guard. With a flash of light, it materializes into iron, with the souls of the damned pouring through the hellish mouth.
Demonic unholy iron rapier:
[Piercing weapon]
[Unholy:7]
Hey Tomcost, are you absolutely sure I said Iron? I was fairly sure I used the word for Steel (their codes are pretty damn similar)
I wouldn't make a fuss, but seeing as I can control steel but not iron..
((Very cool object description tho))
Nope, talking to you.Generally speaking, saying "you" usually refers to the last person who posted. But int his case I guess you were speaking to Fallacy...
Hellish mouths are fine, to be entirely honest there probably isn't too much else you could have done, barring body-gore like talons or a rib-sword or something.Make it constantly on fire or something, perhaps?
I like the rapier :))
Hmm.
HHHHMMMMM.
Idea. Let's test!
Unless I actually use the "Fire" word then probably not (but would go very well with said word), I do like the idea of the ectoplasm-y souls screaming down the blade (like fire) from the mouth, although I think the whole thing is engulfed, which is also fine.Hellish mouths are fine, to be entirely honest there probably isn't too much else you could have done, barring body-gore like talons or a rib-sword or something.Make it constantly on fire or something, perhaps?
I like the rapier :))
Hmm.
HHHHMMMMM.
Idea. Let's test!
"Magic useless."
More scienceing. Say Rebusdiiu(G-104) and Ratentcius(G-115).
Still a fair bit left... but it is close...
Continue my pattern of science!
Idea. Let's test!
Sciencebot will science
Sheep.
"A minor setback! Let me just..."
"How about a do-over?"
Second verse, same as the first.
"Now is the time of reckoning. BEHOLD MY POWER!"You just went from "AHHHHHHHH!" being really broody and ominous, then went back to shouting.
I could italicize it if you want.It kind of needs to be capitalized to complete the effect.
I mean I'm just *spoiler* it doesn't need to be that bombastic.All I'm trying to say is that the sudden change in the tone of your voice is odd.
I added an exclamation mark.I'm fine with that compromise.
Maybe I can fix that later. But for now, More Science!
((Life's working out better for me now, surprisingly.))
It dies. Grab it, drag it over to magma, throw it in magma.
TURN!
RUN TO THE ROOM WITH THE NPC ENEMY THINGS! (If I haven't picked up my Soulsteelrapier yet then do so before moving)
"Play nice kids. Please. If I have to come back down here I can't guarantee an amicable resolution for all involved, at the very least I'll make sure no-one wins"
((Keeping the text color simple, now that I'm hellrider))
"Now is the time of reckoning! BEHOLD MY POWER!"
"You cannot beat the Space Wizard! at this game of Space Magic!"
Space Wizard! Space Magic! to save the day!
PM
PM
PM
The dragon would respond if his mouth wasn't so full."AHHHHHHHH!!!"
Murder
((Fyi I wanted to tell Derm and Toaster to play nice / everyone to leave them to it))
No problem, I could have phrased it better. By Fight NPC I mean the challenge mode / fight npcs for souls / thing (clarifying just in case)((Fyi I wanted to tell Derm and Toaster to play nice / everyone to leave them to it))
You mentioned an NPC, the only NPC currently in the game is the murderous hippo, and you already were in the same room as Der and Toaster, that's why I intepreted it that way.
-snip-
Fairly close to the objective. Silly green words. Anyways, continue testing!
The dragon would respond if his mouth wasn't so full."AHHHHHHHH!!!"
Murder
Cast a spell using two random words from the book, while thinking about (and pointing my limbs at) NAV. Then crawl away.
Drag the hippo to lava. Throw it in. Rejoice. Then give up magic for a more physically oriented combat.
"Heh. Hehehe. I can feel it! The the molten rock and the flowing water, I can feel it all! TOASTER! Heed my words, for I speak as your lord! FALL."
"I am... the... SPAAAAAAAACE WIZZAAAAAAAAARD!!!!"
End this charade.
PM
If assistance explicitly not desired then ascend the stairs to fight one of the souled monsters/experiments/prisoners/whatevers
Grab the hippo, lift it over my head, and run towards the magma room, carrying it over my head.Not likely to succeed. Even if you manage to lift the hippo, you will be incredibly slowed down.
"Any preference what I put your soul point into, ATHATH?""Strength, so that you'll get the least possible benefit out of my destruction."
His delicious soul will be mine!
"Huh, you sure? I think that adding an extra point of pool onto my 7 would be much less useful than gaining some strength.""Any preference what I put your soul point into, ATHATH?""Strength, so that you'll get the least possible benefit out of my destruction."
His delicious soul will be mine!
"I want to spread your stats out, so that you can't specialize.""Huh, you sure? I think that adding an extra point of pool onto my 7 would be much less useful than gaining some strength.""Any preference what I put your soul point into, ATHATH?""Strength, so that you'll get the least possible benefit out of my destruction."
His delicious soul will be mine!
"I'm probably not gonna listen to you anyway and put that point into dexterity. And spreading points around isn't a bad thing, it's what this system was designed for. Have fun dying!""I want to spread your stats out, so that you can't specialize.""Huh, you sure? I think that adding an extra point of pool onto my 7 would be much less useful than gaining some strength.""Any preference what I put your soul point into, ATHATH?""Strength, so that you'll get the least possible benefit out of my destruction."
His delicious soul will be mine!
snip
In that case I will take this turn to PREPARE with the words I sent you, and will formally declare which option I will take when I post my next turn, to take at the end of said turn. (Providing I understood you correctly)snip
You have a total of two turns to prepare, starting next turn. You will be expelled at the end of the second turn if you don't jump into a fight, but you will not immediately engage in combat if that happens. This meaans tthat you will begin the fight with full pool.
The first turn of preparation is to allow those who had been in combat prior to entering CM to return to full pool regeneration. The second turn is always for preparation. In your case, as you were not in combat, you have two turns to prepare.
Grab the hippo, lift it over my head, then throw it towards the magma room. Overdrive strength using both my pool points, plus rule of cool.
"Any preference what I put your soul point into, ATHATH?"
His delicious soul will be mine!
WEIRD OOC-IC STUFF
This looks like a job for Tiny Shiny Terrifying Dragon. I...need a better name.
Should probably do something about this.
"Toaster, go to hell."
PREPARE
NO ACTION
Bah. I CAST flesh FIST on diamond hippo!
I am Cranky the Tanky! Just to be sure though, attack his head.
Whoops. Actually do stuff this turn.
"hehehehheeh im back!"
magic!
'ere we go boys, 'ere we go.
Point into Dex!
Go to the greenhouse room but avoid any combat because I need to regenerate my mana.
Oh, and focus pot!
"Well, this is going nothing like I thought it would!"
I think that keeper is trouble.
PM
...
Right.
That did not work.
DO THE OTHER PREP THING! JUMP INTO BATTLE WITH HYDRA!
Is that a mistake or do I still not have my full pot?A mistake. I will correct it later. You have full pool.
I NEED MORE POWER!
Do more things.
I totally don't keep forgetting to post actions.
Do not ask for whom the bell tolls!
Let's try this instead.
"LASERTIME!"
LASERTIME!
Slowly head towards the beast with my shield at the ready, and necrosteel sword in hand. Be prepared to block any attacks it may send my way, and be wary of it trying to attack from multiple angles with it's multiple limbs/heads.
If the opportunity presents itself strike it with my sword. Don't try to lop off any of it's limbs. Thanks to the Necro part of my sword mere scratches and poking should slowly take it down.
Use my Steel-willing powers to aid in my blocking of any (or at least the first) attack(s).
NO ACTIONS
NO ACTION
((ummm...im pretty sure I said gloves))
Fairly useless knowledge is still knowledge. Keep testing!
CHANNLE MY ANGER! TRY AGIAN
"Time for the Space Wizard! Shuffle!"
Shuffle!
Deny deny deny, but lies will only get you deeper.
PM
PM
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
((You've got me at 1/7 energy in the turn and 2/7 in status. Might want to confirm the axe too?))
Is the magma I summoned enough to keep bathing in this coming turn?No, because it has spreaded across the floor.
Spread, not spreaded.Is the magma I summoned enough to keep bathing in this coming turn?No, because it has spreaded across the floor.
The man can verb as he pleases!Or can he (dun dun duuun)? Find out in the next turn of Tribulations in Magic!
I've been really bad at remembering things lately.
Let's try to fix things.
Where the hell is Beirus?
Tiny Shiny Terrifying Dragon 2: The Search for a Better Name.
I could have sworn I posted an action. I even remember my plan.
PM
PM
AGAIN!
Keep shield up and ready, use WILL-POWARS to help aim my rapier, get to poking at Hydra with ma pointy-stiik
NO ACTION. TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING
Check words.
COME THE FUCK ON
I see no problems with this new arrangement.
PM
PM
Stand back, wait for the opportune moment and WORD.
Feel free to counter attack at any available opportunity.
NO ACTION
Didn't see that black hole coming. It might come in handy later tho.
Next!
I can work with this.
WHY.
"DERM USE THE METAL I SUMMONED!"
get the word right this time!
Escape and run away. Try to stay out of combat to recharge my pool.
PM
AGAAAIN!
NO ACTION. SECOND WARNING
...Especially when you cast a hand next turn.
Go to greenhouse room. If i still can, Pm'd words.
PM
Space Wizard!: missing players with a -4 dex penalty since 2015
Oh my god will you LET UP already!?
WILL THE DIMAOND TO TURN AROUND AND HIT THE KEEPER! DONT MISS THIS TIME!
PM
AAAAGAAAAAAIIIIIIN!!!!!
(This time with Feeling! </quote>)
((FYI, "Phantom Swordsman" has a damn fine ring to it. Me likely.))
NO ACTION. TOO LATE
Rewaitlist. My soul is strong.
((My personal head cannon is that only a portion of the soul ,the part that stores energy and magic power, is the only part that's absorbed. And that's why pepole tend to respawn.))
Go to challenge room.
Go to challenge room.
It is currently occupied by Bigf01t, sorry.
((Derm gonna be pissed.))
Robert snorts upon seeing the demise of two of his allies and slowly shakes his head before heading out of the Greenhouse room.
To not here!
((Ah, hadn't noticed it's one-user only))
PM
Go enter the Arcane room, I heard that Hippo was bad news.
Where do you find this turn? AH!
Word
The Space Wizard! stood over his fallen foe. "Well played, sir."
+1 Str
+2 Dex
+1 Pot
+1 Pool
Now... this keeper's probably going to focus on me.
Heh heh heh.
DO STUFF! (Sorry for the delay, exams and Fallout 4 are... pretty effective distraction)
NO ACTION
((In regards to the balance change, I is a little sad, given that if you wanted to not kill yourself with that "extra action" you do have to spend a few extra points in Will, which I personally felt balanced it out somewhat.The same thing applies to potency. And the death of endlessblaze, as I said, was a really, really unlucky one.
Anyways, back to MURDERRR!))Spoiler: If you're up for additional suggestions (click to show/hide)
((Or horrible side effects for failing control actions, especially contested ones!))Now, this would be promising, but the limited nature of control makes it difficult to create meaningful side effects. As an example, let's see your fight with Derm: you lost the will attack, but the only thing that could be affected, other than Derm, was your axe, because you only had biometal control. So, the only other thing to do would have been to make the axe attack yourself. Otherwise, there wasn't much else to work with. On the other hand, if you are made of the material affected by a control element (or if you are the control element yourself), the counter-attack could directly damage you.
In PW's game, I recall mental feedback being a thing; stuns and complete lockups, I believe.
Even more unhappy now, Sadfaec tries to focus potency. It's hard, but he finds a way to concentrate his despair into something that might be able to help him out of this slump.
Okay, my costume might not be scary, but I bet this will be!
Someone gotta pick up thatboringliteral book. It's a telepathic encyclopedia, no?
I don't know what anyone gonna do to me, but whatever.
Well I don't want your silly book.
Stick my finger in the goo because that seems like a great idea.
PM
Science till I die-nce! Yell it out loud!
"Y-124 Coniliri!
Y-176 Sioruruui!
Y-178 Estin!
Y-185 Quaeri!
Y-194 Aturumatu!
Y-176 Sioruruui!
Y-178 Estin!"
Anyways, back to MURDERRR!
AGAIN! Please
I've got enough Pool to give that another (hopefully not embarrassing) shot :P
NO ACTION
2-1-10
Alrighty more free science.
Y-176 Sioruruui
Y-178 Estin
Y-194 Aturumatu
Y-202 Quatisse
Y-212 Rumpro
Y-214 Coenemnt
Y-236 Orseraiu
Focus POT
PM
Control concrete self?
Will that work?
Yeah, let's try it.
"Urrgh, that doesn't feel good..."
"Orqua Tersse!"
"Dunno."
Tic toc tic toc tic toc ____
EDIT:Quote from: Last turn2-1-10
Try to aim it at the guy.
Sorry for the delay guys, Exams, Full time work and Fallout 4 kinda distracted me :P
SECOND VERSE, SAME AS THE FIRST!
AGGAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!!!
((Loving the fight so far btw))
"This is not good."To clarify, you hit yourself because you failed the pot roll.
"Osntitum Ternte...?"
Try to get the Ghostly Wizard instead of myself this time.
I know, but I might hit myself again for other reasons instead with this one."This is not good."To clarify, you hit yourself because you failed the pot roll.
"Osntitum Ternte...?"
Try to get the Ghostly Wizard instead of myself this time.
Summon a biometal control hat. I will use that to fix my head. Say each word twice.
"This is not good."
"Osntitum Ternte...?"
Try to get the Ghostly Wizard instead of myself this time.
Let's try some other things...
This is dumb
Focus potency
With great sadness
Summon a biometal control hat. I will use that to fix my head. Say each word twice.
Y-674 Antatnitur + Y-771 Ruant + Y-545 Oner + Y-674 Antatnitur + Y-771 Ruant + Y-545 Oner.
PM
PM
Oh feck.
Step back from my most hideous quarry and use my !!MAGICAL WILL POWARS!! to summon my shield back to my hand! The Force Style!
If I still have the capability (haven't "done too much"), (counter)attack as pertinent after I have my shield again.
Edit: Taking suggestions on which theme word to do. I sacrifice my life to science so you don't have to!
Edit: Taking suggestions on which theme word to do. I sacrifice my life to science so you don't have to!
Sacrifice your life to candy. You know you want to...
Cry Myself into Self-Control
Repeat the last words I tried
It should still be in PM.
Seriously my luck is the shittiest
And this...
Try to stumble away to somewhere else.
Focus pot
I can fix it!
pm
PMededed
-snip-
Redz limits himself to tell the steel man that he doesn't know shit about what is happening. This proves to be awfully informative for the metal fellow who has been recently created from thin air. Instead of getting angry, he takes some time to think...Where did that man and alligator go?
[Steel man will:3]
Redz notices that the steel man has sharpened one of his fingers, seemingly by pointing his other hand at it. How curious.
Anyway, Redz has a plan for this recently possessed fellow:
[Redz pot:6+1=7]
A thick golden line appears, and draws what appears to a robotic alligator, one made from various cogs, levers, and other mechanisms. With a flash of light, it materializes into pure silver, and looks around. Its sight immediately fixates on the metallic man, for some reason, and it goes after him.
Quote from: Too lazy to actually quoteRedz limits himself to tell the steel man that he doesn't know shit about what is happening. This proves to be awfully informative for the metal fellow who has been recently created from thin air. Instead of getting angry, he takes some time to think...Where did that man and alligator go?
[Steel man will:3]
Redz notices that the steel man has sharpened one of his fingers, seemingly by pointing his other hand at it. How curious.
Anyway, Redz has a plan for this recently possessed fellow:
[Redz pot:6+1=7]
A thick golden line appears, and draws what appears to a robotic alligator, one made from various cogs, levers, and other mechanisms. With a flash of light, it materializes into pure silver, and looks around. Its sight immediately fixates on the metallic man, for some reason, and it goes after him.
Fuse the leg-concrete to my actual body so I have a usable leg again.
And then armor up
Looks like...
Yu mst dy
"Agh, I have no idea how to work this."
"Ilipronte Itiuperon Erante Ciis"
UH UH UH
DO THE THANG
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
If this is still running (looks like slowly, but still going), and still accepting waitlisters, I want in.
I'm guessing, though, that negative stats are not allowed? :PSpoiler: If they are (click to show/hide)Spoiler: flabort (click to show/hide)
Oh yea, do a thing!
Or more specifically, DO NOTHING! MWAHAHAHA!
Try to avoid combat for the next turn so I can regen my MojOz! Also non-combat focus POT, unless attacked, in which case dodge first and focus pot. :P
((Ohhhh nuts, I should've seen that coming.))
((Oh I see, I missed a crucial spell word, whups.))
"AGH! SHIT! NOT MEANT TO HAPPEN!"
"GET IT OFF!"
Grab the man and say, "Orqua Ternte!
+1 Pot.
I need you not to see this
PM
PM
Hmm,
ALTERNATE ACTION!
Take shelter behind my shield, and use my WILL POWARS to try and embed my rapier into the beast, as deeply as possible (hopefully so it won't immediately tear out, but given the grippy and reach-y nature of tentacles...)
(("As deeply as possible" here means "fingers crossed for good rolls!" :P ))
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
Realizes i typed Pot instead of Pol
>.> I was busy
Focus Pot, then
An only slightly better type of panic is knowing perfectly well what's happening and not being able to do anything about it.
Focus Pot, somehow.
PM
Focus POT
PM
Let us begin to litter this arena with weapons!
Try WORDS to make a soul-stealing-steel halberd!
Try and stab, smack, hit, poke, jab, boop, chop or otherwise violently touch it with my new weapon. :D
NO ACTION
Lemme try this
Scream magic words even louder.
Also grab the guy, if I ever let go.
"ORQUA TERNTE!"
Action tomorrow
Just so you know
Sorry
uhhhhh.....focus pot
Adopt a defensive pose behind my shield and use my WILL POWARS to HACK with my Halberd, the whole idea is to get it stuck, if at all possible.
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
Marky examines his book of scribbled notes and words.
"Oh I see, how stupid of me."
"Lets not do that again."
Step two:Don't botch the spell this time.
Ignore the other screaming guy and say "Anci Itiuperon Erante Ciis"
ok...time to get serious about this...
if I'm reading this right I should be able to control steel with this...
Ciis Oner Atiticiru
Supermassive blackhole planwent wrongwere too much to handle
Now i am no-handed
Focus potency. Slow and steady wins the souls.
PM
PM
THIS PLEASES ME.
THIS PLEASES ME GREATLY.
If I can strap my shield to my back then do so, if not say WORDS and use the result to (hopefully) do the same.
Also cast Other Words and see what happens!
Go pick up both the Halberd and the Rapier, take a deep breath of satisfaction and head up the stairs.
((I will spend my soul-points shortly, depending on what I want to do next, once I figure that out/find out what's going to go on upstairs!))
((Hahahahah! I have this problem in EVERY RPG, gotta love me some hoarding!))
If I put some more points into STR, will I be un(or less)-overencumbered?
((Hahahahah! I have this problem in EVERY RPG, gotta love me some hoarding!))
If I put some more points into STR, will I be un(or less)-overencumbered?
No. It is not only a matter of weight, but also of volume.
Oh come on.
try agian
I is sucky wizard.
Focus muh POT.
Looks like i have to Focus POT...
PM
Ah yea, fair enough. Worth the ask!
Distribute my 5 points thusly:
STR +1
DEX +1
WILL +1
POOL +2
DO THE THINGS! SAY THE WORDS! SCIENCE! INVENTORY CLEANING!
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
BAIT the hippo into the magma room, then PM'd spell later.Haha don't worry, my bloodlust is sated... for now ;D
Please don't kill me for this, Bigf00t(and whoever is in the magma room)
Toss them in the lava, crying at my mistake. Focus pot.
"mmmm....don't want to mess this up...."
focus will
Never falter in my efforts to get a new arm.
"Anci Osntitum Erante Ciis"
Manbearscorpion: Why I can't have nice things.
PM
Haha don't worry, my bloodlust is sated... for now ;D
Leg it back out into the grand room thing and DoDoDoDooooDODODODODUELDO SCIENCE!
BAIT the hippo into the magma room, then PM'd spell later.
Please don't kill me for this, Bigf00t(and whoever is in the magma room)
Focus pot, before I forgetYou have already focused pot.
So keep focusing! :P I'm assuming that it doesn't stack, then? :PFocus pot, before I forgetYou have already focused pot.
It does not. It could just get ridiculous if somebody is left unchecked for a long time. I mean, a new player could eventually explode your torso with a punch if I allowed it to stack.So keep focusing! :P I'm assuming that it doesn't stack, then? :PFocus pot, before I forgetYou have already focused pot.
Oh, huh. I did. Musta looked at the wrong turn.
Uh...Prepare for the coming storm?
Nearly forgot to post:
PMedededed
((Because I have no clue how anything works in relation to anything else we can ignore 90% of that.))
((I'd probably get pasted by overpowered death if I tried to pick a fight since I messed up the stats big time and everyone is better at this then me.))
"Osntitum Ilipronte."
"Ciis Oruentseat"
dodge
PM
Go to Challenge Mode.
NO ACTION
Bob, I guess?
Hmmm...I could do an action and risk it...or I could FOCUS POT SOME MORE
LET'S GET HIGH WHOOO
LET'S GET CRY WHAAA
The Handless Wizard: Atiia Nteco The Murderous Hippo. (Yes, !!SCIENCE!! The Murderous Hippo. Whatever goes wrong its the scapegoat.)
"Ciis Erante Enperlitu."
PM
FIGHT THE FORCES OF NATURE!
Bob, I guess?
NO ACTION
((I don't suppose I can magic, reload, and move at the same time?))
MOAR EQUIPMENT
"Ciis Enperlitu Aeerira."
Got ethereal word. Now rest(focus POT if it is not a combat action), or if the hippo can do something to me, dodge.
The Handless Wizard has banished The Murderous Hippo. It WILL be back soon through.
PM
Wait for Bob to attack, try to trip him with fleshkinesis.
NO ACTION. TOO LATE
NO ACTION
[Pot:2+1=3]Look at the bolded part.
A tiny golden line appears, and draws a small halberd. Small, because it seems more like a hand axe with a sharp tip, rather than a halberd. With a flash of light, it materializes into glass. You doubt that tit will be too durable, but who are you to judge that?
[Pot:2+1=3]Look at the bolded part.
A tiny golden line appears, and draws a small halberd. Small, because it seems more like a hand axe with a sharp tip, rather than a halberd. With a flash of light, it materializes into glass. You doubt that tit will be too durable, but who are you to judge that?
Can i ask questions to Guide right now?Need an answer
Can i ask questions to Guide right now?Need an answer
Okay then...Can i ask questions to Guide right now?Need an answer
Oh, my bad. I thought that I had answered this. Yes, you can. You can always ask questions to the guide, but the quality of the answers may vary depending on the question...
Okay then...
"Guide, define properties of Miasma and search for any notes about 'Vision', 'Recursive' and 'Steampunk'."
"Guide, search for any notes about 'Telepathy'"
"Guide, search for any notes about 'Telepathy'"((Say something like "Elaborate on the last line", or "I request further information about interaction between 'Control' and 'Telepathy'"; I'd do it myself if I were in the magma room with you))
Anybody can ask something from the guide at any moment. But the more elaborate a question gets, the less likely a response can be given.((But I only know what he just said because of meta reasons! :P))
Anybody can ask something from the guide at any moment. But the more elaborate a question gets, the less likely a response can be given.((But I only know what he just said because of meta reasons! :P))
"Guide, do you have any notes about the apendix of the book?"
"Who does? How would I gain authorization?"
"Guide, define properties of Vine and search for any notes about 'Pointed At'"
2 Sentences.
:P
"Guide, define properties of Negative Matter"
Back to crying
Steel myself and focus my inner CHHHIIIIII! (While a sufficient distance from the magna-wood)
(Focus ALL DA SPEEDS. THINK FAST. GOTTA GO FAST.)
Say 2 words, thinking of a shield, breastplate, or protective wall. Assuming it's something that can be carried, pick it up and carry it.
PM
Try to lure him to edge, then trip or will him off.
Eh, I'm floundering along and am not doing at all good, I'll drop out as well.
NO ACTION
I can't find my wordlist, so I guess I'll just spam random words until I die.
Too late—I'm committed to random destruction now.I can't find my wordlist, so I guess I'll just spam random words until I die.
Derm posted his wordlist somewhere in the thread. And it has been reposted many times. By using the search function you can quickly find it.
'Damned Souls'
"Guide, Search for any notes about 'Damned Souls' And 'Multiple Split'"
((Also, i focused POT last turn, so my first Sentence should be 8 instead of 7(although it doesn't really matter).))
I can't find my wordlist, so I guess I'll just spam random words until I die.
Coturor Periamquaes
YARRRRRRR Got it?
Focus STR by twisting my body.
"Hey... there... Uh, sorry about that, are you a... rat-person? Would you like to help me stay safe here? I'm in a fight against other wizards, which you could help me by killing them if you wanted. I could arm you or help you in some way if you helped me?"
Two words again. If the person I summoned attacks me, two different words instead.
Hm. Will post an action later tonight, just so my turn isn't skipped.
Well I'm an Idgot. For some reason I misread waitlisters spawning as possible hostile NPCs? Bah. I'll blame it ON THE BOOGIE!
DO SOME MOAR TESTIN' CAPTAIN!
PM
There are no results regarding the words "Biometal" and "Special". Searching for "Silver" and "Special"...
Accessing Researcher's notes...
Reproducing extract from Lead Researcher's notes:
"... These are the kind of things that I hate. Why is silver so special to this word? Maybe because of its association with those things that are holy? It is the only reason why it would ever provide some kind of impermeability to an element which represents its opposite..."
Will him to release the ledge. Then, if needed, cut his hands off.
YARRRRRRR Got it?
Focus STR by twisting my body.
You focus your strength! You flex your awesome rubber body, totally like a bodybuilder. Excluding the fact that you are still a puny humanoid, but at least this gets you ready to use your strength for something. You doubt that rubber will be able to damage the hippo, but maybe you can push it around. Or just smash your tiny halberd into it, which should do the job, even if it breaks.
YARRRRRRR Got it?
Focus STR by twisting my body.
You focus your strength! You flex your awesome rubber body, totally like a bodybuilder. Excluding the fact that you are still a puny humanoid, but at least this gets you ready to use your strength for something. You doubt that rubber will be able to damage the hippo, but maybe you can push it around. Or just smash your tiny halberd into it, which should do the job, even if it breaks.
Which tiny halberd? I don't see it in my inventory...
Greet the hippo with my new friend, Big Fist, then say Tersse.
There's another reason why i like the rubber body other than it was immune to blunt damage: It was immune to electricity, doo. typo indended
At least i can set the fist so the aim was knockback rather than damage, right?
Say Tersse, then 'ask' the hippo to go into the magma by pushing it.
There's another reason why i like the rubber body other than it was immune to blunt damage: It was immune to electricity, doo. typo indended
Could've sworn Periamquaes was one of the theme words. Darn.GhostlyIncorporeal survives for another turn, I guess!
Isratnirum Eraesni
I will be...
The Incredible Sulk! :'(
I can't smash anything right.
QUICK TURN-MAKING POWERS... ACTIVATE!
<genericScience>
Hmm, poke the weird crystal with my sword? Flick it away in an arc with said sword if nothing happens? Maybe something will happen if it hits the ground hard enough, or if it gets prodded, or if I TRY TO BREAK IT IN TWAAAAIIIIINNNN
</genericScience>
PM
Slash wildly. If that doesn't help, check if I can damage his heart with my will.
NO ACTION
Travel to Magma room and breath on Redz
Plsnoplsnoplsn- ah forget it, i got something i wanna show you and i am immune to that
PM
NO ACTION
This question can also act as a bump:I also support le'bump, or at least confirmation on whether I should continue keep this tab open :P
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
NO ACTION
A-865 Stueiam Y-771 Ruant Y-831 Tacumquocon Y-661 Ilipronte R-503 Constcumli Y-652 Terisli
G-417 Ertuque Y-381 Ciis R-177 Tersse G-213 Tatamtuscon Y-344 Atiticiru Y-334 Oruentseat
Equip Weapon
G-279 Taereinis G-764 Iliturpro
G-279 Taereinis
Tie glove/bag to person in easily accessable place.
G-513 Ueco Y-545 Oner G-213 Tatamtuscon G-237 Itapronique G-639 Taon
G-513 Ueco Y-545 Oner R-177 Tersse Y-771 Ruant Y-381 Ciis
G-513 Ueco Y-545 Oner G-717 Quainra G-729 Estiaci G-111 Osrumnti
For each one, envision a pile of the result instead of a solid mass.
Otherwise chip it all down into smaller, bite size pieces.
Shove equal ammounts of each into glove bag.
How's THAT for inventive.
And the game of Isqua Tersse is ending.
Tisuiiamri is Divide.
Either Itata or Periumco are Wielded, i think.
Turn 1: Ciunttusium Ertuque(Because extra safety), Atiia Cumqui the wall.
Wear the first result.
Turn 2: Ritus Ciis Riarneest Antsequeet
Wield the result.
Turn 3: Itata Itaius Tersse Tacumquocon
Turn 4: Queitunt Ererum Oner Coeradide
Turn 5: When i know what do Cumqui means.
Wait up derm... your fourth turn action had two same Material words?
Okay, i now understand what does Cumqui mean.
Fifth Turn: Queitunt Ererum Oner Atiia upon floor.
Wield the result.
Y-831 Tacumquocon G-279 Taereinis Y-712 Seratra
Y-831 Tacumquocon G-279 Taereinis Y-698 Quorapro
Wear results, hopefully.
Eat one plant control candy. Will The pants around me into a variety of plant based traps. A pitcher plant trapdoor filled with Red Tide Algae at the entrance! Australian Gympie-Gympie tree leaves covering the floor! Plant golems!
BOSS TURN
((Welp, i actually wanted a hand-controlling staff. I wanted to becomeMaster HandHand Master.))
Apply Control to Floor, shift the floor into a stone wall blocking Greenhouse room with Magma room.
The floor is made of stone, and so control the stone floor.
"Guide, play a sick beat." (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJLZHcG9P-0)
R-597 Riarneest R-279 Iumumne A-811 Teriati
"Now, listen up ya'll,
We got us a challenger in the house,
Comin' in, thinking you're so tall,
but in reality you're as small as a mouse.
yo
Watch out son I'm comin' at'cha
With my sword and my chord I will blast ya,
with a whip-crack
and my sound-track
you gonna come in last, ya?
Watch me soar on my dragon wings,
Gonna terminate all your dolly things~
cause when I got a sick beat
things are gonna get a little sweet
watch out man, we are the kings!
Collection?
Correction!
All you got is a sad Rejection!
From me, you see
I deny
So comply
With my decree!
Word."
Fly into the air and switch to the Air/Light/Water candy.
Anyone: Use Darkness.Go to grand room, Will stone floor to wall at northern entrance of magm-oops, no will actions this turn? Cumeraproni Ciis Cumeraproni Ciis at the Northern Entrance of the magma room (but get out from magma room first), Go to grand room.
A-613 Eraueraque G-831 Iliita R-279 Iumumne At the Boss man.
WILL the Light around myself to form several illusiory copies. have them divebomb the bossman in conjunction with me, albeit at several different angles.Time for a charge! SwordSpears up, let's do this!ROBEEEERT
WIIIILIIIIIAAAAAAAAMSSSSSSS!
immaterial beingsDespite the fact that immaterial(gas?) isn't Ethereal, i'd suggest try to launch ethereal things at them. Use Nteco modifier; It is Ethereal.
immaterial beingsDespite the fact that immaterial(gas?) isn't Ethereal, i'd suggest try to launch ethereal things at them. Use Nteco modifier; It is Ethereal.
Also, most immaterial beings have low END; As i said, Darkness(Antsequeet).
Can someone summon ethereal things?
Can someone summon ethereal things?
Tomcost: Would you please send turn before this game dees? typo (or was it pun?) indendedIt's not Tomcost's fault, any game I'm the last person to post a turn in dies.
TURNS 1-5:((PS:Lets just pretend I was having a restorative
- "A-865 Stueiam A-603 Iamturre Y-381 Ciis Y-339 Rean R-265 Nteco R-363 Uribuoru Y-545 Oner"
CREATE THE ULTIMATE FORM! Preferably with the platinum bits protecting the rest of me from the ectoplasmic bits, and platinum skin at least on my hands please :)) Other then that go nuts!- "A-729 Itaius Y-381 Ciis Y-428 Enperlitu G-785 Tuntqui R-363 Uribuoru"
And just in case that goes... unusably or overly dangerously weird, use the rest of my FREAKING 7 POOL as such:
"Y-381 Ciis Y-428 Enperlitu"- "Y-381 Ciis Y-458 Aeerira R-265 Nteco Y-339 Rean R-655 Busius R-265 Nteco R-129 Isqua"
As far as the intention with these, focus on steel bolts, but with ethereal platinum tips that.. well. I think you can figure out my intention from there by "explodes" and "ethereal fire" :P Hopefully they'll only explode on contact with ethereal matter, in which case I'd like to take care to not let the weird parts of my form (or any other part) touch the tips!- This next bit is a weird test. Move away from my other stuff for a moment and:
"Y-381 Ciis G-178 Itneaniu A-729 Itaius R-655 Busius R-265 Nteco R-741 Antsequeet R-363 Uribuoru"
Use my WILL POWARS to catch it before it hits the ground, and inspect it a bit more carefully. The intention with creating is I'd like the mother of all specialized anti-boss tech-grenades please :)) (I would REALLY like a button or something that until pressed the damn thing won't go off, if no such function appears to be included, then just WILL-ORBIT it around me until later.- Finally, some stuff to hold my other stuff:
"G-783 Etemet Y-381 Ciis Y-766 Antatattat"
Just a leather belt with pouches and buckles etc for attaching things, and/or a little loop to put my rapier in :D
Ok, finally, empty my hands of things, pick up my TRUSTY RAPIER and focus on it while I cast the following:
"A-575 Itata A-278 Itaquaestan R-265 Nteco R-363 Uribuoru"
Hopefully that'll give my sword some anti-etherial/immaterial use as well :Dnapmeditation session. Yes. That. *cough*))
((PPS: JEBUS FUDGING CRISTY that was a large turn, and all prep that I'm massively overdue for :P))
((waitaminute...))
"Guide, is Porcelain immune to Acid?"
((Also, i said that because i've asking someone else to summon a ethereal thing.))
Attia Nteco at stone floor, attempt to shape result into spike..
"Give me more time my ass, I saw that! Don't talk down to be when you can barely produce a shitty spark! Ratty old pincushion tryin to spit sick slander but all I'm seeing is sawdust! See, I'm gonna sunder your silver strings into salt! Guide, tell me everything you know about every metal with a silverish color!"
Rush him, attempt to yank all the mettalic needles/strings out of one of the cloth puppets!