Welcome to Mother Russia, land of great stuff and communism
And in Mother Russia, dice roll you.
This is the generic roll system for non-attacking rolls.
Example: SML6 tries to build a car.
[0: Universal Failure] Instead of building a car, you build a black hole generator and activate it. You've created a black hole! (+1 to next roll, cause you'll need it)
[1: Massive Failure] You build a car but it immediately catches on fire. (-1 to next roll)
[2: Failure] You try to build a car but can't find enough parts.
[3: Minor Success] You build a car,but only the frame, it doesn't function.
[4: Success] You built a working car.
[5: Major Success] You build a very efficient car, with high speed and low fuel usage. (+1 to next roll)
[6: Overshoot] You build the world's fastest car and almost immediately crash it into a wall, breaking most of your bones. (-1 to next roll)
[7: Perfect] You build not just a car, but a flying car that can take you anywhere you wish within a day's time. (-1 to next roll, you're getting too lucky)
When attacking someone, the attacker and the target must both roll, and the difference determines how badly damaged the target is.
A difference of 1 or 2 is a normal hit
A difference of 3 or higher is a critical hit
An equel result is a draw
If the target rolls higher than the attacker, the target counters the attack.
Remember, we are in mother Russia, land of great communism. In Russia all are equal, so none have personal belongings. All belongings are public.
Round 1 except it's a day late because I'm a dumb
I am Imic, a lowly worker in Glorious Communist Russia.
Leave my tiny flat, and go to work.
[3: Minor Success]
You head to work to do intend labor and gain a ruble for all to share.
I am Gribov Vadimovich, pure communist believer. Russia is beautiful this time of year, when snow is just right.
I wish to frolic in the snow, since the snow is owned by everyone.
[5: Major Success]
You frolic in the snow and have lots of enjoyment.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Andrey, who's been given everything by Mother Russia. Am believer of the communist principles and shall accompany my fellows by multiplying the crops!
[4: Success]
You multiply the crops for all
(+1 to next roll)
I am Raskolnikov, man in gulag. Go and farm potatoes!
[5: Major Success]
You evade guards and escape the gulag. You may be wanted man now, but you accomplished goal...
You farmed potatoes.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Alexsandr Senaviev, some russian who has an obsession with DP-28s, mounted LMGs, and mounted DP-28s.
>Go start working on an improved design of the DP-28.
[4: Success]
You improve the design for DP-28, and call it the DP-29.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Alekseyevich, a low ranking member of the Soviet Police whose firearm has been confiscated after horrible misuse.
Alekseyevich goes to punish lazy workers with shovel beatings.
[5: Major Success]
You use shovel to punish workers, and find a new firearm on them. Hopefully this one won't be confiscated.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Anatoly Glukhov, dedicated KGB at a loose end.
Enquire among hardworking proletariat whether they have had any difficulties of late.
[5: Major Success]
No issues to complain about in Mother Russia.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Dmitry, a low ranking solder.
Go around and use my rifle to kill the enemies of communism.
[3: Minor Success]
You encounter one Capitalist pig and engage in duel.
[4 for Dimitry (King Zultan) / 5 for Capitalist Pig]
The Capitalist Pig is an American tourist, so he pulls out Machine Gun and fires. Dimitry is lightly grazed, but escapes.
I am Ivan Sinov (pronounced SEE-nov), current champion of the Soviet Wrestling Association and a well-known sportsman
[5: Major Success]
You... Wait there's no action here.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Rich McRichpants, former American bourgeoisie.
Spread Capitalist propaganda.
[3: Minor Success]
You create pamphlets and hand out 17, but the rest are either not accepted or trashed.
Nobody likes pamphlets.
Imic: Gained the citizens a ruble.
Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool): Froliced in the snow with enjoyment. (+1 to next roll)
Andrey (Diaper or The Cow): Multiplied the crops. (+1 to next roll)
Raskolnikov (Leodanny): Escaped the gulag and farmed potatoes. (+1 to next roll)
Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per): Created design for DP-29. (+1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich (Coolrune206): Beat workers and stole firearm. (+1 to next roll)
Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000): Asked proletariat if any issues, but none were had. (+1 to next roll)
Dimitry (King Zultan): Shot at by American Capitalist Pig.
Ivan Sinov (CABL): Is champion of Soviet Wrestling Association and well known sportsman. (+1 to next roll)
Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES): Made an excess of pamphlets.
1 Ruble
7 Crops
15 Potatoes
DP-29 schematics
Shovel
Gun
Rifle
83 Capitalism Pamphlets
Find Stalin and steal his mustache, a Soviet without facial hair will never be accepted as a leader.
[5: Major Success]
You steal Stalin's mustache, and put it on yourself. Stalin notices and tries to command his Guards to execute you, but the guards are fooled into believing you are Stalin, and execute the real Stalin instead.
[2 for Stalin / 3 for Guards]
The Guards fire at Stalin, and lightly graze him, but Stalin escapes and gets away.
The Guards apoligize to Rich for the strange man interrupting him and continue onwards.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Boris Borisov ze captain of ze nuclear submarine named Pride of the working class.
Check documents in my cabin about current mission of submarine .
[3: Minor Success]
You take out the documents only to realize most of them don't pertain to your mission.
I assumed farming potatoes was a mandatory thing you did in gulags
Anyway,
create vodka!
[3 + 1 = 4: Success]
You use the potatoes to make bottle of vodka, and it is bottle of vodka.
(+1 to next roll)
I am Agent Mitrochov, GRU-P.
Listen to my mission briefing.
[1: Massive Failure]
You are running late for work - and running as you do not own car. You arrive to work about half an hour late, and bust through the doors.
"Sorry comrades, sorry I am... late..."
You look around as you notice the lights are flickering, and nobody is around. Your attention wavers to above the counter at the entrance, where the red emergency light is flashing.
An SCP is loose.
You hear metal clash against the ground behind you, and as you turn you notice the door is covered, and you're locked in the building.
(-1 to next roll)
Pump my mooskles before going to the ring.
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You pump your mooskles so hard that they are exhausted, and likely will cause you trouble in your match. If only you had some food to replenish their strength.
(-1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich is bewildered but delighted. A connection forms in his brain: "beat civilians, obtain next level of military equipment". With that philosophy in mind, be got back to abusing the workers.
[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
You try to beat civilians, but the first doesn't have any military equipment. The rest run away from you.
Hog the crops, don't let any of them have them! They could easily be undercover capitalist pigs! I shall protect my harvest for the honor of Mother Russia!
[3 + 1 = 4: Success]
You hog the crops for youself, and successfully prevent anyone from obtaining them.
However, the core principal of Communism is that all must share all.
The Russian government has arrived to punish you for attempting to hoard the crops to yourself, as that is the Capitalist way.
Either submit and surrender the crops to your comrades or they will be forced to attack.
>With the better design of the DP-29, I use that as a base to make the DP-30.
[2 + 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You start looking for minor improvements that can be made, however, all are too complex for you to do.
I am Marx, the wizard
Create a revolution with my magical communism powers. USSR is not communist enough! Must revolve!
[3: Minor Success]
The Russian government ignores your pleas, as they are perfect communism society.
However, since you are not attempting to remove communism, they don't try to attack you.
I sign up to join Soviet Army. I will aid comrades.
[6 + 1 = 7: Perfect]
You join Soviet Army and defeat many Americans and help spread of Communism.
(-1 to next roll, you're getting too lucky)
Go after the capitalist pig and kill him with the rifle.
[2: Failure]
You try to chase after Capitalist Pig but he is able to escape. Probably because he was able to use capitalism to buy exercise for his legs.
Imic: Gained the citizens a ruble.
Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool): Froliced in the snow with enjoyment. Joined Soviet Army and spread Communism. (-1 to next roll, you're getting too lucky)
Andrey (Diaper or The Cow): Multiplied the crops. Hogged the crops like a filthy Capitalist Pig.
Raskolnikov (Leodanny): Escaped the gulag and farmed potatoes. Made bottle of vodka. (+1 to next roll)
Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per): Created design for DP-29. Looked for minor improvements to be made, but found none.
Alekseyevich (Coolrune206): Beat workers and stole firearm. Beat civilians to try and gain military equipment.
Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000): Asked proletariat if any issues, but none were had. (+1 to next roll)
Dimitry (King Zultan): Shot at by American Capitalist Pig. Chased the Capitalist Pig who got away.
Ivan Sinov (CABL): Is champion of Soviet Wrestling Association and well known
sportsman. Pumped his mooskles and exhausted them. (-1 to next roll)
Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES): Made an excess of pamphlets. Stole Stalin's mustache and replaced him. (+1 to next roll)
Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot): Checked documents that didn't pertain to his mission.
Agent Mitrochov (The_Two_Eternities): Arrived to work late and got locked in building with SCP. (-1 to next roll)
Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW): Tried to communist-ize the communist nation.
1 Ruble
7 Crops [Currently in dispute with Andrey]
15 Potatoes
DP-29 schematics
Shovel
Gun
Rifle
83 Capitalism Pamphlets
Pride Submarine
Random Documents
Bottle of Vodka
Draw my gun and sweep the building looking for survivors.
[4 - 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You draw your gun and start searching.
Through the lobby there seems to be nobody, and the hallway ahead has lights flickering on and off.
There are doors leading to multiple rooms. A few are barricaded, but one is destroyed and torn off the hinges.
Create a revolution in the government! By which I mean use Marxist magic to flip the Kremlin upside down, killing everyone inside. They will pay for ignoring me!
[6: Overshot]
You run in the Kremlin and yell something, then proceed to use magic to flip it upside down... Forgetting that you're inside.
(-1 to next roll)
[3 for Marx, the Wizard / 5 for Gravity]
You fall from the floor to the roof, and try to land on your feet. Instead, you end up landing on your legs, breaking them.
In the distance you can hear the Russian Police Sirens.
(-1 to next roll)
I laugh at those puny capitalist slaves devoid of any love for their homeland! Should I die, I will do it fighting for my Mother Russia! These foes will not have me!
[2: Failure]
You try to laugh, but encounter a sudden coughing fit.
By the time you stop coughing, you notice the Russian Government is surrounding you.
[3 for Andrey / ? for Russian Government]
Andrey takes up a fighting stance, he's been prepared his whole life for a situation like this.
Andrey charges his power, and leaps foward-[3 for Andrey / 6 for Russian Government]
-and gets shot in the dick.
Andrey, the government has taken you into captivity. Your crimes are as follows: Attempted to hoard supplies that belonged to the comrades.
I am igor, I breack capitalists groups from the inside
Join capitalists pigs resistense
[6: Overshot]
You join the Capitalist Pigs Resistance to try and dismantle them from the inside, but you've played your part all too well.
The Russian Government is raiding the Resistance's base, and they believe you to be a Capitalist Pig.
[2 for Igor / 4 for Russian Government]
The Russian Government starts taking the Capitalists captive, including you.
You attempt to evade capture, but they beat you until you submit.
Igor, the government has taken you into captivity. Your crimes are as follows: Association with opposing government.
(-1 to next roll)
Discretly support the Capitalist resistance new that I'm Stalin
[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
You attempt to do actions that would support Capitalism, but Stalin's men stop you and inform you how that would help Capitalism.
In order to keep up the disguise, you go along with them, and deny those actions.
Suddenly, you hear a gunshot from behind you.
[4 for Stalin (Rich McRichpants) / 2 for Unknown Asailant]
You turn around and notice someone with a rifle has attempted to shoot you, but missed by a kilometre. You notice the man is Dimitry, who has been going around killing Capitalist Pigs.
You command your bodyguards to chase after him and take him captive.
Could he know you are not the real Stalin?
Teach Capitalists how good Communism is. With Vodka!
If they still don’t like communism, drink vodka and stab them with the bottle(smashing it first)
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You sit down, crack a cold one with the boys, and convince them that Communism is the way fowards.
Unfortunately, the Russian Government knows you're alongside Capitalists, and is raiding the building to come after you.
[4 for Raskolnikov / 2 for Russian Government]
The Government Agents break into the building and take everyone captive, but you were able to slip out the window to avoid being caught.
(-1 to next roll)
Look papers related to current mission
[5: Major Success]
You found the files detailing your mission.
You are currently in a submarine heading towards the country known as the United States of America. Your mission is to infiltrate their government and either begin instilling Communism discretely, or weaken them enough for Russia to invade.
(+1 to next roll)
Indoctrinate the youth into communism! For the people!
[2 - 1 = 1: Massive Failure]
You attempt to show the youth Communism, but their minds clearly can't comprehend it, and they become savages, stealing from each other because everyone is supposed to share resources.
This isn't Communism! Communism is perfect society.
The youth realize that resources don't need to be shared with as many if there aren't as many to share with.
Oh, the humanity! The kindergarteners are murdering each other! And now, they're coming for you!
[2 for Lovefool / 2 for Kindergarteners]
You escape the building, and drive away as fast as possible.
As you're driving away from the building, you see Government Agents on the other side of the street, heading towards the building.
(-1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich finds the least productive worker on the local potato farm and executes him. He then instructs all the other working comrades that they must all match their most productive comrade in effort by the end of the day, or they will be likewise executed. Mother Russia tolerates no sloths. Except the sloths inside the zoo, they are very cute.
[5: Major Success]
You instill fear into your workers, and they work as productive as they can. All of them are at their peak productivity, and you are making many potatoes.
(+1 to next roll)
Look around for more capitalist pigs and kill them with the rifle.
[1: Massive Failure]
You spot someone in casual clothes, looking in the other direction.
You aim your rifle and fire.
[2 for Dimitry / 4 for Unknown Target]
You miss them by a kilometre, and they turn around.
It is only then you notice the man you attempted to assassinate is Stalin, and his bodyguards are coming after you.
You best run comrade.
(-1 to next roll)
Continue ti labour for the glorious communidt regime
[4: Success]
After many labors, you have done much work for the Communist Regime, and have earned 10 more rubles.
(+1 to next roll)
Imic: Gained the citizens a ruble. Done work and earned 10 more rubles. (+1 to next roll)
Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool): Froliced in the snow with enjoyment. Joined Soviet Army and spread Communism. Made kindergarteners murder each other because their feeble minds could not understand the glory of Communism. (-1 to next roll)
Andrey (Diaper or The Cow): Multiplied the crops. Hogged the crops like a filthy Capitalist Pig. Got shot in the dick and taken to captivity. (-1 to next roll)
Raskolnikov (Leodanny): Escaped the gulag and farmed potatoes. Made bottle of vodka. Cracked a cold one with the Capitalist boys, converted them to Communists, and escaped the government. (-1 to next roll)
Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per): Created design for DP-29. Looked for minor improvements to be made, but found none.
Alekseyevich (Coolrune206): Beat workers and stole firearm. Beat civilians to try and gain military equipment. Instills fear into workers so they are at maximum productivity.
Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000): Asked proletariat if any issues, but none were had. (+1 to next roll)
Dimitry (King Zultan): Shot at by American Capitalist Pig. Chased the Capitalist Pig who got away. Shot at Stalin by mistake. (-1 to next roll)
Ivan Sinov (CABL): Is champion of Soviet Wrestling Association and well known sportsman. Pumped his mooskles and exhausted them. (-1 to next roll)
Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES): Made an excess of pamphlets. Stole Stalin's mustache and replaced him. Tried to support Capitalism, but was forced to deny it to keep the disguise, then got shot at by Dimitry.
Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot): Checked documents that didn't pertain to his mission. Learned his mission of infiltrating American government. (+1 to next roll)
Agent Mitrochov (The_Two_Eternities): Arrived to work late and got locked in building with SCP. Started searching for survivors.
Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW): Tried to communist-ize the communist nation. Flipped the Kremlin upside down and broke his legs. (-1 to next roll)
Igor (Rockeater): Joined the Capitalist Pigs as a double agent, but believed to be an actual Capitalist Pig by the Russian Government. (-1 to next roll)
1 Ruble
7 Crops [Currently in dispute with Andrey]
45 Potatoes
DP-29 schematics
Shovel
Gun
Rifle
83 Capitalism Pamphlets
Pride Submarine
Random Documents
Mission Documents
Inform Government Agents of Youth Uprising. Have the children slaughtered. This is only way!
[4 - 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You stop the Government Agents, however, they believe you to be pranking them, as the situation is so ridiculous.
A seperate Agent walks up to you, and you explain the story to him. He heads to stop the kindergartener uprising.
Investigate the room with the destroyed door.
[3: Minor Success]
You make your way past the doorframe where the door used to lie, and inside you find a sight most grusome, a dead body. You can see a torn lab coat on the body, so they were likely a scientist.
((Since I've missed this turn, I'll use TWO actions instead of ONE!))
Eat some bread with salted herring to soothe my mooskles. Fish sandwich, if you will.
After that, go to the arena and fight my opponent.
Eh, sure, I'll allow it.
Action 1: Eat some bread with salted herring to soothe my mooskles. Fish sandwich, if you will.
[1 - 1 = 0: Universal Failure]
You finish making the fish sandwich and happen to glance by the river you got the fish from, when you realize there are fish-people coming out of the river, and they look angry.
[6 for Ivan Sinov / 5 for Fish-People]
The fish-people attempt to attack you, but you're able to fend most of them off.
Suddenly, a smell hits your senses... Sushi
The fish-people smell it too, and start charging towards the nearest city.
(+1 to next roll, cause you'll need it)
Action 2: After that, go to the arena and fight my opponent.
[1 + 1 = 2: Failure]
Unfortunately, you got to the arena too late, since you were busy surviving the fish-people, and your match has been cancelled.
Free men in gulags
[6 - 1 = 5: Major Success]
You break back into the gulags and steal the guards keys.
Once you make it back into the main prison room, you unlock all the doors, and tell everyone to run before the guards wake up.
Every prisoner makes it out.
(+1 to next roll)
>Attempt again to make the DP-30.
[4: Success]
There wasn't much you could do for improvement, but you have improved the DP-29 and made schematics for the DP-30.
(+1 to next roll)
Damn! I shall start a revolt, and lead a group of rebels into a battle that will span centuries! For Mother Russia!
You hear some noise from the guard's room. Suddenly, a man comes out and starts opening all the cells, and telling everyone to run before the guards make it out.
You've escape from the gulag.
[2: Failure]
You attempt to convince the escaped prisoners to revolt, but they refuse. Most of them are happy with perfect Communist society.
"WEAK FOOLS! RELENT FROM YOUR CAPITALIST WAYS, OR I SHALL MAKE YOU! THE REVOLUTION CANNOT BE STOPPED, AND YOU CANNOT HIDE BEHIND YOUR FALSE 'COMMUNISM'. PRAY FOR MERCY FROM YOUR NEW GOD!"
Summon perfect robotic workers to assist me. Fix my legs using free health care magic. Replace them with untiring cyborg legs, so that I may march for the cause without stopping!
Once filthy fake communist authorities arrive, link their minds together in a hivemind, creating a true communist structure.
Also. Cause a revolution in Stalin's spinal column.
[6 - 1 = 5: Major Success]
You use your magic to create Nanobots that have perfect communist hivemind society.
The Nanobots repair your legs to perfect condition, in fact, even better than before.
[5 for Nanobots / 6 for Government Agents]
The Government Agents arrive, and assume the Nanobots are causing trouble.
Government Agents try to destroy the Nanobots, but the Nanobots, being a perfect communist society, revolt against them, and force them to flee.
Suddenly, some of Stalin's Bodyguards show up, with the intent to kill you.
[6 for Marx, the Wizard / 1 - 1 = 0 for Stalin's Bodyguards]
They charge at you, but you simply command your Nanobots to enter their bodies.
The Nanobots make their way to the bodyguards brains, and take control of their bodies.
Move submarine following the current course
Captain Boris will not fail the people
[2 + 1 = 3: Minor Success]
You redirect the submarine towards the Capitalist America, and head fowards.
Surround myself with bodyguards and order the deaths of Marx and the would be an assassin, they know too much
[6: Overshot]
You tell your bodyguards to protect you, attack Marx, and attack the assassin, but that causes them to be spread too thin.
They will suffer a -1 deduction from their attack rolls
[1 - 1 = 0 for Stalin's Bodyguards / 6 for Marx, the Wizard]
The bodyguards find Marx, and attempt to kill him. However, he sends Nanobots into their bodies. The Nanobots make their way to the brain, and take over the bodyguards' bodies.
Dimitry reveals your deception to Stalin's Bodyguards, that you are actually a Capitalist Spy. The bodyguards turn on you.
Or at least, the ones you assigned to attacking Dimitry.
[6 - 1 = 5 for Stalin's Bodyguards / 4 - 1 = 3 for Stalin's Bodyguards (Traitorous)]
The Bodyguards Dimitry convinced attempt to attack Stalin, but are intercepted by the remaining Bodyguards assigned to protect him.
During the fued, both Dimitry and Stalin slipped away.
(-1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich, satisfied, finds some other police stuffs to do.
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You notice a man talking to some Government Agents, but they seem to just laugh at what he says and drive off. You walk up to him and ask what the situation is.
He explains how there are kindergarteners at a school uprising, as they had Communism explained to them, but their feeble minds were unable to understand it. Instead, they started attacking each other, and even him.
You decide to be a hero, and go and stop the kindergartener uprising.
[1 for Alekseyevich / 2 for Kindergarteners]
A few minutes later, you exit the building.
There seems to be no stopping these violent kindergarteners.
Government Agents walk up to you and ask what is going on. You explain how you heard of the kindergartener uprising, and tried to stop it, but the Agents arrest you for attempting to do somebody else's job, as you are the owner of a potato farm, not a Government Agent.
Alekseyevich, the government has taken you into captivity. Your crimes are as follows: Attempting to do a job that was not assigned to you.
Igor, to prove he's a communist will share everything he have including information on other capitalists groups.
[3 - 1 = 2: Failure]
The Government Agents believe you to be lying, and throw you into the gulag.
That night, you hear some noise from the guard's room. Suddenly, a man comes out and starts opening all the cells, and telling everyone to run before the guards make it out.
You've escape from the gulag.
Tell the bodyguards that they're protecting a capitalist spy that has replaced the real Stalin.
[6 - 1 = 5: Major Success]
You explain to the Bodyguards that Stalin is actually not Stalin, and surprisingly, they believe you.
The Bodyguards attempt to attack Stalin.
[4 - 1 = 3 for Stalin's Bodyguards (Traitorous) / 6 - 1 = 5 for Stalin's Bodyguards]
The Bodyguards Dimitry convinced attempt to attack Stalin, but are intercepted by the remaining Bodyguards assigned to protect him.
During the fued, both Dimitry and Stalin slipped away.
(+1 to next roll)
I go to visit Glorious Friend Stalin who loves you, to present him with a ruble as a present, and possibly start a fight with any Capitalist pigs I run into.
[5 + 1 = 6: Overshot]
You find Stalin as he's escaping while his Bodyguards fight... Each other?
What is going on? Could perfect Communist society be crumbling?
(-1 to next roll)
Imic: Gained the citizens a ruble. Done work and earned 10 more rubles. Saw Stalin's Bodyguards fighting each other. (-1 to next roll)
Gribov Vadimovich (Lovefool): Froliced in the snow with enjoyment. Joined Soviet Army and spread Communism. Made kindergarteners murder each other because their feeble minds could not understand the glory of Communism. Informed Government Agents of Youth Uprising, but was not believed.
Andrey (Diaper or The Cow): Multiplied the crops. Hogged the crops like a filthy Capitalist Pig. Got shot in the dick and taken to captivity. Escaped and was unsuccessful in convincing other prisoners to revolt.
Raskolnikov (Leodanny): Escaped the gulag and farmed potatoes. Made bottle of vodka. Cracked a cold one with the Capitalist boys, converted them to Communists, and escaped the government. Broke every prisoner out of gulag. (+1 to next roll)
Alexsandr Senaviev (0cra_tr0per): Created design for DP-29. Looked for minor improvements to be made, but found none. Made a barely improved DP-30. (+1 to next roll)
Alekseyevich (Coolrune206): Beat workers and stole firearm. Beat civilians to try and gain military equipment. Instills fear into workers so they are at maximum productivity.
Anatoly Glukhov (NJW2000): Asked proletariat if any issues, but none were had. (+1 to next roll)
Dimitry (King Zultan): Shot at by American Capitalist Pig. Chased the Capitalist Pig who got away. Shot at Stalin by mistake. Revealed Stalin's deception to Stalin's Bodyguards. (+1 to next roll)
Ivan Sinov (CABL): Is champion of Soviet Wrestling Association and well known sportsman. Pumped his mooskles and exhausted them. Made a fish sandwich and unleashed the fish-people. Arrived late to his match and it was cancelled.
Rich McRichpants (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES): Made an excess of pamphlets. Stole Stalin's mustache and replaced him. Tried to support Capitalism, but was forced to deny it to keep the disguise, then got shot at by Dimitry. Spread his guards too thin and lost some of them to Nanobots and Dimitry's reveal of Rich's deception. (-1 to next roll)
Boris Borisov (sprinkled chariot): Checked documents that didn't pertain to his mission. Learned his mission of infiltrating American government. Directed submarine towards Capitalist America.
Agent Mitrochov (The_Two_Eternities): Arrived to work late and got locked in building with SCP. Started searching for survivors. Found a scientist's dead body.
Marx, the Wizard (Egan_BW): Tried to communist-ize the communist nation. Flipped the Kremlin upside down and broke his legs. Used magic to create Nanobots, which ended up taking control of some of Stalin's Bodyguards. (+1 to next roll)
Igor (Rockeater): Joined the Capitalist Pigs as a double agent, but believed to be an actual Capitalist Pig by the Russian Government. (-1 to next roll)
1 Rubles
7 Crops
45 Potatoes
DP-29 schematics
Shovel
Gun
Rifle
83 Capitalism Pamphlets
Pride Submarine
Random Documents
Mission Documents
Fish Sandwich
Gulag Keys
DP-30 schematics
Nanobot Controlled Bodyguards