Oh man, you should totally star in the next Bond movie with that villainface, it would be GLORIOUS. :U
Also, i know that feeling with sunlight all too well, heh. Fortunately, my face tends to contort into sort of a smile when i'm being blinded by the sun, not because i'm actually happy about it, but because my entire face is cramping together to shield my eyes from the relentless storm of electromagnetic radiation. It does, however, help me appear as a less threatening person when out in the GREAT OUTDOORS, because as all people know, young adult males are all violent murderers out to get you and only you.
It gets even better when me and my brother, both of us being fairly tall dudes at around 190 cm, go somewhere together. I have witnessed people deliberately going to the other side of the road, as well as people giving us a fearful glare as we peacefully pass each other. Some particularly hardened individuals just don't give a shit, which is the ideal situation. Still though, i feel obliged to go out of my way to not appear intimidating, if it isn't too much of an inconvenience. :I (that usually means "don't turn down that road where the singular elderly lady is walking toward me")
BUT THEY DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT. The face they see is my normal face, usually either straight on or in a slight upward angle, which, despite being horribly asymmetric, really isn't all that evil looking.
Especially not if a bright light is hiding my unsightly stubble and eye ridges. :I
If i look at people up through my eyebro's, however, it suddenly becomes a reasonably effective kubrick stare.
Exact same neutral face, just tilted downwards. Some people would claim that raising ones eyebro's when looking upwards is natural, but to that i disagree, my face is as lazy as the rest of my body. Only when my troglodyte-esque eyebro's get in the way of my vision do i bother raising them, and/or when i need to raise the singular "eh w0t now" eyebro', often accompanied by a "it is not possible to raise my eyebro' as high as i would like to".
oh and here's one of my favourite ways to rest my chin upon my hand
DEVIL HORNS but with my thumb under the ring/middle fingers instead of in front of them
It's super comfy, you should try it. Also i manage to not look 21 in these photos, which is pretty odd.
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