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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2124426 times)

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #7995 on: September 14, 2013, 08:03:02 pm »

The first death I had in my new fort didn't come from animals, goblins, or industrial accidents. I have a vampire.

Well after poking around in my citizen's thoughts, I found the bloodsucker. He's my best hunter and head of my crossbow squad. Oh ffs.

I think I might just have to put up with his shenanigans because of how useful he is.

I have two vampires in my current fortress.  Both have been walled up into nice three room apartments.  One is the book keeper.  One is the manager.  :D
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« Reply #7996 on: September 15, 2013, 10:49:26 pm »

So.. I'm pretty happy that after world gen I've found a volcano acting as bridge between two sides of a lake, perfect mix of magma and water for what I want from an embark.

Pretty happy, until I see what's the name of the only living dwarven civ:

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/9180/41yi.jpg
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« Reply #7997 on: September 16, 2013, 02:55:57 am »

So.. I'm pretty happy that after world gen I've found a volcano acting as bridge between two sides of a lake, perfect mix of magma and water for what I want from an embark.

Pretty happy, until I see what's the name of the only living dwarven civ:

http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/9180/41yi.jpg

Well, if that's how dwarves roll, no wonder there's only one civilisation! :P

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« Reply #7998 on: September 16, 2013, 04:34:49 am »

It seems... a simple evolution of logic in retrospect.

First, you build a rediculously complex system that hurls corpses at walls via minecart to fall in pieces into lava.

Next, you design a system with no inherent defenses other than hurtling minecarts to fill said previous system.

Finally, as an access to dump the magma, you drill a hole in the ceiling of the exploding corpse system right where the corpses explode... and don't put in grates.

*ARGH*

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« Reply #7999 on: September 16, 2013, 11:40:18 am »

It seems... a simple evolution of logic in retrospect.

First, you build a rediculously complex system that hurls corpses at walls via minecart to fall in pieces into lava.

Next, you design a system with no inherent defenses other than hurtling minecarts to fill said previous system.

Finally, as an access to dump the magma, you drill a hole in the ceiling of the exploding corpse system right where the corpses explode... and don't put in grates.

*ARGH*

Haha, was just reading you're thread on this minutes ago XD
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8000 on: September 16, 2013, 12:42:03 pm »

Actually got a decent randomly generated Fortress name, Defenseworks, Nirmekducim (playing Genesis mod)

of course, the Groups name... The Wet merchants...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8001 on: September 16, 2013, 01:16:38 pm »

My new fortress's name is Fortressball. Geshubiban, if I'm not mistaken.

Also, the group inhabiting it is called The Bodices of Breaching.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8002 on: September 17, 2013, 06:55:00 am »

Forgot that dwarves couldn't open grates. Built one at the entrance of an under-construction cave. Trapped all the workers. >.<

Also, fortress name is Decentpaints. Group's called the Flaxen Roads.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8003 on: September 17, 2013, 10:43:23 am »

loyalty cascade.

5 DWARFBUCKS TO THIS GOOD MAN!

And it wasn't just a loyalty cascade. It was a full on Failcannon. We should make that a verb for when someone pulls a massive loyalty cascade.

erm why not slaughter it?
thats what I do with all the spare animals that show up. mmmmmmmm, meat...
just wish I could slaughter immigrants








yeah that doesn't sound good does it
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« Reply #8004 on: September 17, 2013, 10:56:51 am »

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erm why not slaughter it?
thats what I do with all the spare animals that show up. mmmmmmmm, meat...
just wish I could slaughter immigrants
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It's a my little pony mod, where you play ponies. You can't get vampire livestock, or ponies for that matter (just horses/foals, donkeys/foals, and mules for equines), in vanilla.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8005 on: September 17, 2013, 01:58:28 pm »

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erm why not slaughter it?
thats what I do with all the spare animals that show up. mmmmmmmm, meat...
just wish I could slaughter immigrants
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It's a my little pony mod, where you play ponies. You can't get vampire livestock, or ponies for that matter (just horses/foals, donkeys/foals, and mules for equines), in vanilla.

ah my bad
I was a bit confused. I haven't seen more than one or two vampires before and I just put them in a burrow and pumped some magma into it when I found them. me no likey vampires.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8006 on: September 17, 2013, 01:58:51 pm »

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FUCK

The palm exits through the back of the skull, bruising the brain!


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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8007 on: September 17, 2013, 02:14:53 pm »

Oh, I HATE when that happens. Hours of meticulous fortress planning, right out the window!
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #8008 on: September 17, 2013, 04:46:20 pm »

to be fair that's why I use scout tunnels before I make big constructions.
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« Reply #8009 on: September 18, 2013, 08:45:45 am »

Hm? That seems to require all of 2 tiles of wall to be constructed for a safe area. And the right-most designation that pierced the caverns was just a big hall anyway, at least the cavern pierce didn't happen with the bedrooms(?) on the left. On the other hand, I do emphathize, I'm a bit OCD about not digging out any more than needed (and using just the materials I want etc), but I'd probably be able to adapt to this one.
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