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Author Topic: Face Palm moments you had in Dwarf Fortress  (Read 2124561 times)

Serrational

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3840 on: February 15, 2011, 06:30:57 am »
Urist McAlcoholic cancels Eat : Sudden liver failure
A unique occurence, my friend..
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I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3841 on: February 15, 2011, 01:11:57 pm »
I menaged to buy 2 entire caravans using only socks from dead dwarves. Next year: shoes.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3842 on: February 15, 2011, 02:32:31 pm »
Quote from: Serrational on February 15, 2011, 06:30:57 am
Urist McAlcoholic cancels Eat : Sudden liver failure
A unique occurence, my friend..
How is that even possible?  ???
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3843 on: February 15, 2011, 02:48:18 pm »
Quote from: Ascarona on February 15, 2011, 02:32:31 pm
Quote from: Serrational on February 15, 2011, 06:30:57 am
Urist McAlcoholic cancels Eat : Sudden liver failure
A unique occurence, my friend..
How is that even possible?  ???
maintaining alcohol intake after disembowelment of 90% of liver?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3844 on: February 15, 2011, 03:51:17 pm »
Quote from: Lamphare on February 15, 2011, 02:48:18 pm
Quote from: Ascarona on February 15, 2011, 02:32:31 pm
Quote from: Serrational on February 15, 2011, 06:30:57 am
Urist McAlcoholic cancels Eat : Sudden liver failure
A unique occurence, my friend..
How is that even possible?  ???
maintaining alcohol intake after disembowelment of 90% of liver?

But water causes Liver failure by dwarves, and everyone knows there is no water in beer (or any other liquid) in DF...
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3845 on: February 15, 2011, 09:06:31 pm »
Earlier in this thread (p. 255) I talked about a dorf who falled down a pit and stayed in coma for a long time. He just waked up, after five years of coma. So, he walks to the booze stockpile...

And drops dead on the floor.

/Facepalm.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3846 on: February 15, 2011, 09:19:07 pm »
Quote from: Shootandrun on February 15, 2011, 09:06:31 pm
Earlier in this thread (p. 255) I talked about a dorf who falled down a pit and stayed in coma for a long time. He just waked up, after five years of coma. So, he walks to the booze stockpile...

And drops dead on the floor.

/Facepalm.

that warns me to put food/booze supplies as well as dining table right to hospital.
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Serrational

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3847 on: February 16, 2011, 04:17:43 am »
Sorta...conciousness shock?
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Quote from: Ieb on December 08, 2011, 06:27:16 am
I figured the guy was a goner too when a noseless bat from hell flew right over the fortifications and attacked.

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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3848 on: February 16, 2011, 09:43:30 am »
Most recent one was an elk bird bone earring artefact. its final line was something along the lines of "an act of Dwarven stupidity is depicted in horse leather" or some such. the very selfsame dwarf promptly went to asnwer a call of nature (dropping prisoners into a pit of magma) and fell in himself. I couldnt help but inhale tea at this event.
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3849 on: February 16, 2011, 09:45:26 am »
Quote from: Wannazzaki on February 16, 2011, 09:43:30 am
Most recent one was an elk bird bone earring artefact. its final line was something along the lines of "an act of Dwarven stupidity is depicted in horse leather" or some such. the very selfsame dwarf promptly went to asnwer a call of nature (dropping prisoners into a pit of magma) and fell in himself. I couldnt help but inhale tea at this event.

Ouch. In two ways. (Inhaling tea must hurt alot.)
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3850 on: February 16, 2011, 10:23:47 am »
Quote from: Vorthon on February 16, 2011, 09:45:26 am
Quote from: Wannazzaki on February 16, 2011, 09:43:30 am
Most recent one was an elk bird bone earring artefact. its final line was something along the lines of "an act of Dwarven stupidity is depicted in horse leather" or some such. the very selfsame dwarf promptly went to asnwer a call of nature (dropping prisoners into a pit of magma) and fell in himself. I couldnt help but inhale tea at this event.

Ouch. In two ways. (Inhaling tea must hurt alot.)

I do it surprisingly often. i suspect i have gained a partial immunity
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3851 on: February 16, 2011, 10:25:47 am »
I just realized Dwarf Fortress version 0.31.19 went out about 3 minutes ago.
And I was downloading .18 for a friend... *facepalm*
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3852 on: February 16, 2011, 10:34:08 am »
Quote from: TolyK on February 16, 2011, 10:25:47 am
I just realized Dwarf Fortress version 0.31.19 went out about 3 minutes ago.
And I was downloading .18 for a friend... *facepalm*
What are you on, no it hasn't?
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3853 on: February 16, 2011, 10:35:30 am »
Quote from: MarcAFK on February 16, 2011, 10:34:08 am
Quote from: TolyK on February 16, 2011, 10:25:47 am
I just realized Dwarf Fortress version 0.31.19 went out about 3 minutes ago.
And I was downloading .18 for a friend... *facepalm*
What are you on, no it hasn't?

Oh yes it has.

Now I have to wait for genesis to update.  :-\
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Re: Face Palm moments you had
« Reply #3854 on: February 16, 2011, 10:36:45 am »
http://www.bay12games.com/dwarves/

I'll have to update the LNP with lucas when some utils get updated...
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