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Author Topic: [ISG] Border Guard  (Read 62874 times)

Aklyon

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #75 on: April 06, 2011, 10:20:45 pm »
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #76 on: April 06, 2011, 10:23:23 pm »
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #77 on: April 06, 2011, 10:25:26 pm »
We could do that but.. are we even ON a hill?
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #78 on: April 06, 2011, 10:25:58 pm »
Still can tip it over.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #79 on: April 06, 2011, 10:26:25 pm »
Hmm.. fair enough.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #80 on: April 06, 2011, 10:26:32 pm »
Quote from: Ultimuh on April 06, 2011, 10:25:26 pm
We could do that but.. are we even ON a hill?
The background has a slight but noticeable curve to it, I say we are.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #81 on: April 06, 2011, 10:27:22 pm »
Use the watch tower to watch.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #82 on: April 06, 2011, 10:32:37 pm »
Retrieve spear, avoid summary execution.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #83 on: April 06, 2011, 11:47:21 pm »
(FYI an outhouse is built over a hole in the ground so tipping it does nothing as all the nasty remains in the hole.  A portable toilet on the other hand has an attached tank and tipping one is horrifying.)   (Thus tipping this outhouse would do not much at all.)
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #84 on: April 07, 2011, 12:05:59 am »
Still, avoid tipping the outhouse while the Captain is inside if you want to avoid death. Also, take your spear and head into the guardhouse.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #85 on: April 07, 2011, 12:54:09 am »
We should use someone elses spear to lean against the outhouse.
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I was thinking more along the lines of this legendary champion, all clad in dented and dinged up steel plate, his blood-drenched axe slung over his back, a notch in the handle for every enemy that saw the swing of that blade as the last sight they ever saw, a battered shield strapped over his arm... and a fluffy, pink stuffed hippo hidden discretely in his breastplate.

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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #86 on: April 07, 2011, 01:04:29 am »
enter guardhouse, play darts.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #87 on: April 07, 2011, 01:23:12 am »
Enter guardhouse, build carts


We'll need something to haul all of our spoils in, no?
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #88 on: April 07, 2011, 09:04:42 am »
get our goddamn spear before he notices.
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Re: [ISG] Border Guard
« Reply #89 on: April 07, 2011, 01:04:08 pm »
Forget about international incidents, we'll REALLY be in for it if we manage to incur the wrath of our only superior in this middle-of-nowhere outpost. Retrieve spear post-haste.
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