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[knutor]

sheriff/captain of the guard

[Bumber]

Captain of the Gourd. He squashes anyone who threatens the fort's vegetables.

[nezclaw]

have we done the suggestion of the dwarves tunneling the way they do in artemis fowl? no picks just chewing through the dirt

[Naturegirl1999]

have we done the suggestion of the dwarves tunneling the way they do in artemis fowl? no picks just chewing through the dirt

depending on where the dirt they’re chewing is, they can get infected with various parasites

[Azerty]

have we done the suggestion of the dwarves tunneling the way they do in artemis fowl? no picks just chewing through the dirt

And they should use their farts as weapons.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

have we done the suggestion of the dwarves tunneling the way they do in artemis fowl? no picks just chewing through the dirt

Dwarves who engage in this activity are eventually able to spew gravel at will as a breath weapon. However, doing so causes severe internal damage. Furthermore, military dwarves spew gravel at all times, especially when civilians are nearby. Have !!FUN!!.

[Starver]

have we done the suggestion of the dwarves tunneling the way they do in artemis fowl? no picks just chewing through the dirt

That's a blast from the past (literally, if memory serves). I remember the neighbour's kid lending me those books a few years ago (tit-for-tat with me lending him some Pratchetts, at least one valuable copy of which I never got back). Interesting concepts. Even more interesting were the hidden codes incorporated into the books, that you could easily miss or dismiss.

Thus, new terrible suggestion: Important game information is conveyed to the user by cryptographic symbology, one each at the bottom of each status window/dialogue/etc you open. Only by rigorously noting these down (and then by applying a frequency check and some substitution guesswork on what you accumulate) can you properly progress further into the game.

[King Zultan]

Everything in game is written in code and needs a special decoder ring, and this ring costs $35.99 and is only available in the US and you have to wait 5 to 6 weeks for delivery.

[LordBaal]

The ring comes in boxes of Dwarfi-o-s. Cereal shaped and flavored on the theme of DF. Its random and only 10% if the boxes have one. its 35.99$ each box.

[Naturegirl1999]

Sometimes when dwarves enter a secretive mood, they can craft a Decoder Ring, but you’re not going to know what materials are needed for it until the artifact is crafted. The description of the secretive artifact will provide clues about what materials are needed for the ring, but there will be riddles. Every single artifact description is riddles

[Bumber]

When a dwarf crafts an artifact, every single entity in the world makes a claim on it.

[IncompetentFortressMaker]

When a dwarf crafts an artifact, every single entity in the world makes a claim on it.

Furthermore, all those entities keep fighting each other for said artifact(s). And you, of course.

[nik the dwarf]

Annoyed units will hurl insults at one another. These insults must be generated like their preferences, using detested vermin and such. All such insults follow the format, "Your mother was a (random vermin) and your father smelled of (random food)!"

Every insult ever used or heard is listed at the top of the unit's thought screen, to be dwelled upon until their personality changes.

[delphonso]

Forgeries:

Once an artifact is made, dwarves all over the world will start making cheap replicas which are hard to distinguish from the originals. Museums will be filled with fake copies.

[King Zultan]

The ring comes in boxes of Dwarfi-o-s. Cereal shaped and flavored on the theme of DF. Its random and only 10% if the boxes have one. its 35.99$ each box.

And in place of colourful marshmallows there should be bits of rock and metal.



Also I can only imagine that cereal would taste like blood and booze.