I'll be easy to dwarf. So...
Give me a (migrant?) dwarf named Urist, give him the Siege Engineering and food hauling labors and nothing else, and give him "Siegebreaker" as a profession.
Hmm.
Dunno how you do it, but I want a superdwarvenly strong and incredibly agile peasant with the profession "Legendary Peasant" or "Legendary Hauler"
20 HPS (Hauls-Per-Step) hell yeah.
Can I have a dwarf, preferably a miner, named "Simon the Digger"?
Well, I am not getting any problem in dwarf... I'm lovin it ;D