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Author Topic: Demongate: Wrapping up the Loose Ends.  (Read 677868 times)

fractalman

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« Reply #2160 on: September 28, 2014, 12:24:19 pm »


Holy crap you're alive.

Hypothetically, if Tarmid were to ask your dwarf about Steelhold, how much of the truth would he get?

All of it, with a warning that "I was insane. Then I became depressed. I cannot promise I have remembered everything correctly."
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"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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« Reply #2161 on: September 28, 2014, 12:29:13 pm »

The question then becomes "Would anyone actually believe the amount of crazy in the truth, or just assume that they're being lied to?"
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fractalman

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« Reply #2162 on: September 28, 2014, 12:38:04 pm »

Too true.

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Whoever keeps reading this, please stop leaving it on the chair.  It belongs on the desk, thank you.

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This is a masterwork ledger.  It contains 3719356 pages on the topic of the precise number and location of stones in Spindlybrooks.  In the text, the dwarves are hauling.
"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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Re: Demongate, home of the first and best Pimpstack.
« Reply #2163 on: September 28, 2014, 12:44:36 pm »

Too true.

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Whoever keeps reading this, please stop leaving it on the chair.  It belongs on the desk, thank you.


The hilarious moment when you've been the one reading it offhandedly and then forgetting about it due to your characters eccentricity.

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Re: Demongate, home of the first and best Pimpstack.
« Reply #2164 on: September 28, 2014, 12:52:23 pm »

The question then becomes "Would anyone actually believe the amount of crazy in the truth, or just assume that they're being lied to?"

I feel like it's a good time to remind everyone that my character is schitzo, tormented by the voices of the dead, and on copious amounts of drugs.
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« Reply #2165 on: September 28, 2014, 01:15:20 pm »

The question then becomes "Would anyone actually believe the amount of crazy in the truth, or just assume that they're being lied to?"

I feel like it's a good time to remind everyone that my character is schitzo, tormented by the voices of the dead, and on copious amounts of drugs.
So, in other words, the perfect person for Sir Brenzen to recruit :P

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« Reply #2166 on: September 28, 2014, 01:33:13 pm »

The question then becomes "Would anyone actually believe the amount of crazy in the truth, or just assume that they're being lied to?"

I feel like it's a good time to remind everyone that my character is schitzo, tormented by the voices of the dead, and on copious amounts of drugs.
...Did you forget exactly how absurd my characters backstory is, even by the standards of dwarves?
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"And here is where we get the undead unicorns. Stop looking at me that way, you should have seen the zombie deer running around last week!"

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Re: Demongate, home of the first and best Pimpstack.
« Reply #2167 on: September 28, 2014, 02:48:42 pm »

...Did you forget exactly how absurd my characters backstory is, even by the standards of dwarves?
That's a good point. It's even weirder than Flame's. At least she comes from within Dwarf Fortress.

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« Reply #2168 on: September 28, 2014, 03:14:57 pm »

...Did you forget exactly how absurd my characters backstory is, even by the standards of dwarves?
That's a good point. It's even weirder than Flame's. At least she comes from within Dwarf Fortress.
Isn't Flame some sort of ambassador from the Demon Empire trying to negotiate peace with the dwarves of Demongate? I'd say despite most dwarves assuming that she's just insane, she's been doing a good job considering the Hellguard is actively trying to avoid a Hell breach.
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« Reply #2169 on: September 28, 2014, 03:49:51 pm »

That's true, but she didn't actually have anything to do with it. Except for maybe producing all the spikes lining the demons' entry hallway.
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« Reply #2170 on: September 28, 2014, 04:09:54 pm »

That's true, but she didn't actually have anything to do with it. Except for maybe producing all the spikes lining the demons' entry hallway.
That's just my point: she's such a good ambassador that she doesn't even need to negotiate peace; things just work out her way.
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« Reply #2171 on: September 28, 2014, 04:15:06 pm »

The weapon traps themselves could simply be a placebo. If the dwarves think they're safe from hell, they don't need to invade hell and there's no need for war. Flame's job is done, and no one even knows she did it.
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« Reply #2172 on: September 28, 2014, 05:07:00 pm »

The weapon traps themselves could simply be a placebo. If the dwarves think they're safe from hell, they don't need to invade hell and there's no need for war. Flame's job is done, and no one even knows she did it.
That moment when you realize that your character is more devious than you are.

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« Reply #2173 on: September 28, 2014, 06:09:55 pm »

Wait a minute I think I lined that hall way with the spears and spikes in my turn plus the doors. :P
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« Reply #2174 on: September 28, 2014, 06:33:50 pm »

Actually, I set up the majority of the spears, I just wasn't able to link them up to a lever before the end of my turn.
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