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Title: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 16, 2020, 04:23:25 pm
You blink, feeling.... Weird. You'd come to the Ikea for some supplies, but after a few minutes, you have come to realize that...You can't see anyone else. It's almost as if you were roaming an abandoned Ikea,... If the Ikea were to be abandoned while you were inside. And grew in size without you realising it.



Welcome to Adventures in Ikea, an RTD where players will have to survive the interiors of a totally normal Ikea, of normal size, employees, and exits.

Seriously, if you want some slight more context, search for SCP-3008. I personally would recommend doing this blindly, so that you may enter the mind of a survivor.

Spoiler: Dice (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Turns (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Eating and sleeping (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Meeting other players (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Locations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Ending (click to show/hide)

That would be all for the basics. Now character creation:.

Quote from: Character Creation
Name:
Age:
HP: (basically, double your age. Warning! If you are too old or young your dice will have debuff)
Personality:
Physical Description:
Any remarkable trait? (one or two traits max, and I'll roll for a negative trait in case of the latter)
Outside Relationships: (Select and specify: Family, Loved Ones, Friends, No One,...)

That's it! Don't be afraid to ask questions, about anything you haven't understood!

Stay safe!
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES on April 16, 2020, 04:24:49 pm
PTW
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 16, 2020, 04:27:20 pm
Living Survivors

Spoiler: Wanda Wonka (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Hubcap Willie (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Jeremy Diamonds (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dr. Colm Ó Murchú (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dr. Unpleasant (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Robert "Bob" Savater (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Louie Jonk (click to show/hide)



Deceased Survivors



Sanity Ranking
-Wanda Wonka 100%
-Jeremy Diamonds 100%
-Robert "Bob" Savater 100%
-Louie Jonk 100%
-Dr. Unpleasant 95%
-Dr. Colm Ó Murchú 75%
-Hubcap Willie 70%



Known Settlements

Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 16, 2020, 06:09:40 pm
Name: Wanda Wonka
Age: 16
HP: (basically, double your health. Warning! If you are too old or young your dice will have debuff) Double Heath to get health makes no sense
Personality: Introverted, quiet, tries to avoid people
Physical Description: A pale girl with green eyes
Any remarkable trait? Observant, Can see in the dark
Outside Relationships: Family: Father=Willy Wonka
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: ZBridges on April 16, 2020, 06:32:04 pm
Name: Hubcap Willie
Age: 52
HP: 104
Personality: A lifetime on the streets has made him both cautious and a bit strange.  In his opinion, being stuck in an endless IKEA is a huge upgrade to his regular way of life.
Physical Description: A skinny, unkempt man with a gray beard wearing worn rags.
Any remarkable trait? He's used to going without food for days at a time.
Outside Relationships: None.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: ziizo on April 16, 2020, 07:33:26 pm
Name: Alexandra Muller.
Age: 25
HP: (basically, double your health. Warning! If you are too old or young your dice will have debuff)
Personality: Easily annoyed, surprisingly good under pressure, likes being near people but not socializing with people.
Physical Description: Tall woman with black hair in a ponytail.
Any remarkable trait?: Limited Mage (can only decrease or increase heat, needs an open flame to use magic)
Outside Relationships: Estranged Family, Ex-student of the Mages Academy.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Glass on April 16, 2020, 08:19:37 pm
Oh, hey, I remember this skip.

Name: Jeremy Diamonds
Age: 19
HP: 38
Personality: Awkward and quiet, but helpful, and a good listener.
Physical Description: About average height, lanky, hair is short and red. Wearing a white t-shirt and a pair of cargo pants. Fiddling with some wires.
Any remarkable trait? Potentially-anomalous ability to make relatively-advanced equipment from scrap
Outside Relationships: Various members of college's engineering clubs, some relation to multiple foster families
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 17, 2020, 01:48:36 am
Okay, apparently, there was some mistake in translation. When I said "Health" in HP, I meant age. You must, double your age to get your actual HP

Any remarkable trait?: Limited Mage (can only decrease or increase heat, needs an open flame to use magic)
Outside Relationships: Estranged Family, Ex-student of the Mages Academy.

I'm so sorry, but magic is non-existent in this RTD. I hope you don't mind.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: ZBridges on April 17, 2020, 01:49:49 am
So the higher the age, the more HP the character has?  Am I understanding that correctly?
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 17, 2020, 01:53:31 am
So the higher the age, the more HP the character has?  Am I understanding that correctly?
Exactly! But there's the issue, if you are too old, that's going to affect your dice in the game with debuffs.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Imic on April 17, 2020, 03:49:50 am
Name: Dr. Colm Ó Murchú
Age: 28
HP: 56
Personality: Friendly, nervous, contemplative, empathetic, and severely depressed.
Physical description: Short, bearded, underweight, with dark hair and blue eyes. Wears a large brown coat and hiking boots.
Remarkable traits: Observant, capable of enduring lots of physical and mental stress, and if I’m allowed to choose a negative trait, suicidal. If not, then I await my unknown negative trait with fearful anticipation
Outside relationships: Former colleagues in an Irish branch of the SCP foundation. Has a twin sister also employed there, but besides her no remaining living family.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: King Zultan on April 17, 2020, 07:25:00 am
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Age: 54
HP: 108
Personality: Its no surprise to find that he's an unpleasant person, he's also very hateful.
Physical Description: An angry looking balding man with a mustache that's wearing a lab coat.
Any remarkable trait? Super genius capable of making anything from whatever's around.
Outside Relationships: No one he has no friends.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 17, 2020, 08:36:20 am
Fixed to add HP
Name: Wanda Wonka
Age: 16
HP: 32
Personality: Introverted, quiet, tries to avoid people
Physical Description: A pale girl with green eyes
Any remarkable trait? Observant, Can see in the dark
Outside Relationships: Family: Father=Willy Wonka
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: ziizo on April 17, 2020, 09:58:52 am
Okay, apparently, there was some mistake in translation. When I said "Health" in HP, I meant age. You must, double your age to get your actual HP

Any remarkable trait?: Limited Mage (can only decrease or increase heat, needs an open flame to use magic)
Outside Relationships: Estranged Family, Ex-student of the Mages Academy.

I'm so sorry, but magic is non-existent in this RTD. I hope you don't mind.

It's alright I just like the limited "almost a superpower" kind of magic that appears sometimes in SCP the universe.

Name: Robert "Bob" Savater
Age: 32
HP: 64
Personality: workaholic, impatient.
Physical Description: Tall man in a suit.
Any remarkable trait? Light sleeper.
Outside Relationships: Company that employs him as an accountant, girlfriend of two years, family good relationship if a bit distant (due to literal distance)
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: The Canadian kitten on April 17, 2020, 08:25:53 pm
Name: Louie Jonk
Age: 32
HP: 64
Personality: Loves to be around people, way too trusting of others.
Physical Description: Slight overweight man with glasses.
Any remarkable trait?: Sharp hearing
Outside Relationships: Mother and wife.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008) Starting Locations.
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 18, 2020, 04:33:39 am
Starting Locations

Wanda Wonka
Quote
1, 6

Wanda is located in the Northern Sector of the Infinite Ikea. She's in, for some reason, in a section of Baby & Children.

Hubcap Willie
Quote
2, 2

Meanwhile, Hubcap remains hidden in a Storage & Organization section located in the Eastern Sector. He's hoping that the cameras haven't noticed him enter, so that he may remain inside the Ikea for the night. It's only after a while that the unusual silence makes him move from his hiding spot.

Jeremy Diamonds
Quote
3, 9

Jeremy was in the Southern Sector, more specifically, in a Plants & Plant plots sector, trying to choose a plant to give as a gift to one of his college friends, who had succeeded in a difficult exam. It was only when he gathered enough courage to ask one of the employees for advice, that Jeremy realized that he was alone.

Dr. Colm Ó Murchú
Quote
3, 4

Jeremy wasn't the only one who was in the Southern Sector. Dr. Colm had also entered a regular Ikea in Ireland, and was currently in a Beds & mattresses sector, as his current matress was being used by his sister, who had to sacrifice her own for a testing with SCP-914. It was only when Colm looked upwards that he noticed the impossible height of the ceiling.

Dr. Unpleasant
Quote
4, 3

While all this was happening, someone else noticed something wrong in the Western Section. Dr. Unpleasant was in a Outdoor products section, in all likelihood to buy some last model BBQ, and laugh at those pathetic individuals in his neighborhood who couldn't afford one, when he noticed that he was alone. While Dr. Unpleasant appreciated the fact to not be surrounded by incompetent people, people don't vanish out of thin air.

Robert "Bob" Savater
Quote
2, 19

Robert Savater, or Bob, was currently in a Leisure & travel located in the Eastern Sector. He wouldn't usually come to such a place, but his boss had been very clear that he had earned a break for all his work, and that he himself would pay two weeks to wherever Bob wanted to go, so that he would leave the office and earn some deserved rest.

It was only after a while that Robert realized that there was a lack of employees,...or costumers. Where was everyone?

Louie Junk
Quote
2, 14

At the same time, someone else got abducted in the Eastern Sector. Louie Junk was simply minding his business in a Cookware & tableware section, as he wanted to gift his wife a tea maker set for her birthday. But Suddenly, he realized how silent was the Ikea. Where was the rest of buyers and employees?


State your actions

Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 5008)
Post by: Imic on April 18, 2020, 05:12:59 am
Grab a few mattresses and pile them up at the bottom of the tallest shelving unit I can see. Climb to the top, and try to land in the mattresses if I fall off. When at the top, survey the surrounding area. See what can be seen.

Edit: I will mention that this skip is 3008, rather than 5008.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 18, 2020, 05:51:11 am
Edit: I will mention that this skip is 3008, rather than 5008.

Oh, God, that's correct. I think I suffered a sever case of Mandela effect.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 18, 2020, 05:58:19 am
((I think if you change the original post’s title, all posts after that will be changed.))

Look around, what types of items are around? There are lots of items of various purposes that babies and children need
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: King Zultan on April 18, 2020, 06:27:51 am
"Where are all the pea brained idiots that work here, I mean how am I supposed to buy this crap if they aren't here!"
Look for some kind of employee area, and also grab a machete if I can find one, as I was going to buy one of those as well.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ziizo on April 18, 2020, 08:30:34 am
Walk around a bit saying/screaming "Hello", to see if I find anyone.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Glass on April 18, 2020, 11:51:01 am
Look around and try to figure out what the hell happened.
If there's any around, take a pole-like item. Poles are always useful when you have no idea what's going on. Or at least, they're never unuseful.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: The Canadian kitten on April 18, 2020, 01:20:44 pm
You know, looking at those things makes Louie pretty hungry. So, he shall go off and find some food
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ZBridges on April 18, 2020, 02:44:53 pm
"This is nice...  Too nice."

Take a look around and see if there are any shoppers left.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008) Day 1 (1/3)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 18, 2020, 04:04:57 pm
Dr. Colm Ó Murchú
Taking immediate initiative, Colm gathers a few matresses, and proceeds to climb the nearest shelving, so that he have an idea of his surroundings.

Quote from: Rolls
Climbing: 7, Landing: 16+2 (matresses)

Colm climbs practically like a monkey, wasting no time. Sadly, while he's halfway the climb, his supporting hand loses grip, and Colm begins to fall. Thankfully, he expected such a thing to happen, and he falls into the matresses harmlessly. They are so soft, that Colm is able to relax about the fall he just suffered.

Wanda Wonka
Meanwhile, Wanda wastes no time, and proceeds to observe her close surroundings.

Quote from: Rolls
7 different types of products

She finds textiles for children and babys, small matresses, lightbulbs for children, crayons, toys, furniture for children,  and cutlery and dishes.

Dr. Unpleasant
Dr. Unpleasant proceeds to leave, but not before searching for a machete. As he is in a Outdoor products sections, he finds no machete. Instead, he finds a set of (7) skewers.
Quote from: Take the Skewers?
[]Yes
[]No

Quote from: Rolls
Finding Employees:2, New Section: 8

Dr. Unpleasant spends a lot of his valuable time searching for employees, who are failing to do their underpaid job. Instead, he winds up in a Home Electronics Section.

Robert "Bob" Savater
One mustn't lose head in unknown situations. If Robert where to be that kind of man, he would have rejected his girlfriend's proposal to have dinner with her parents, and would have missed an incredibly enjoyable night. So he proceeds to call out anyone who might be nearby.

Quote from: Rolls
Shouting:9 Finding anyone:17


Nobody answer Robert's screams, so he proceeds to walk around in this seemingly lifeless store. Turns out that it's not so lifeless, as he eventually sees a young couple in the closest intersection. The woman seems to be having a panic attack, while the man is doing the best he can to remain calm, while comforting her.

Jeremy Diamonds
Jeremy decides that this is a really weird situation. It's as if everyone suddenly dissapeared and then the interior grew to unknown sizes. Anyway, this mystery won't be solved right now, so Jeremy decides to get a pole.

Quote from: Rolls
Finding a Pole: 2 Crafting a Pole: 17

Against all belief, it seems that Ikea doesn't sell bamboo canes, or sticks in the Plant section. Eventually, Jeremy decides to start breaking the plastic plants and fusing the everything through knotting the harder plastics. The end result is a Pole composed of different pieces of plastic. It won't sustain a lot of heavy hits, but it's something.

Gained Plastic Pole: +1 to Attack Rolls (0/3)

Louie Jonk
Louie's stomach begins to complain, and Louie can't blame it. All this looking at tea is making him hungry, so he decides to search for food.

Quote from: Rolls
Encountering a Restaurant: 20 Hearing: 15+3(Sharp Hearing)

It takes turning a corner, and Louie can't believe his luck, there's a restaurant right here! Upon checking the food, which are meatballs, bread, some salad,... They are all warm, as if they had just been finished. Louie eats to his heart content, until he no longer feels hungry.

Suddenly, his ears identify something that's akin to a yell. Not one of panic or fear, but simply as if someone were checking for other people.

Hubcap Willie
Hubcap can still wrap his head around what's happening. Usually, big commercial stores like this are only this silent during the night. Maybe it's one of these "pranks" that seem so popular nowadays? Still, that doesn't explain much.

Quote from: Rolls
Encountering Anyone: 2

Hubcap walks for several hours, more and more confused. The ceiling seems to be miles above him, so high that Hubcap can't help but think that there should be some sort of climate up there. The rest of the store seems to expand into infinity, except the wall that's located to his right.

Eventually, Hubcap reaches the conclusion that either no one is nearby his location, or that he is alone in this strange Ikea.


State your actions

(btw, you can check your bonuses, debuffs and Inventory in the front page)
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Imic on April 18, 2020, 04:17:40 pm
Continue trying to get up there until I’ve reached the top for long enough to get the best survey I can of the surroundings
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 18, 2020, 04:19:29 pm
Take the cutlery and textiles, attempt to knit different textiles together into a large sheet and cut small holes in it to create a net made of textiles
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ZBridges on April 18, 2020, 04:27:38 pm
"Am I dead?  If this hell is anything like the streets, I will need something to defend myself with."

Try to go to a different section and find a suitable weapon.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ziizo on April 18, 2020, 04:52:01 pm
Spoiler: Bob (click to show/hide)

Approach the couple and try to engage in conversation with them, it's doubtful they have an idea about what is going on but there is no point in ignoring they either.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 18, 2020, 05:28:28 pm
I just noticed that Louie Honk has no Sanity rating
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Glass on April 18, 2020, 08:35:20 pm
Time to go exploring. If I'm not sure about something, poke it with the pole.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: The Canadian kitten on April 18, 2020, 10:31:25 pm
Louie Honk
It's Louie Jonk, wait then why is my character name Louie Junk in the turn posts?
Gather some of the food then walk towards the direction of the yell
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: King Zultan on April 19, 2020, 03:52:05 am
"How big is this damn store?"
Search the electronics area there should be a employee help desk around here somewhere, when I find it search if for a phone and try to call out, also search my pockets and see if I still have my wallet, cell phone, and expensive watch, also take the skewers.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008) Day 1 (2/3)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 19, 2020, 07:28:09 am
Dr. Colm Ó Murchú

Dr. Colm is many things, and thankfully, persistent is one of them. He decides to try again this dangerous yet important task, and begins to climb the shelving once more.

Quote from: Rolls
Climbing: 15 Perception: 10

The climb is risky, and too many times it seems like Colm will slip up and break his neck. Thankfully, Colm manages to remain calm even though he's imploring internally to not fall.

His prayers are answered, as he manages to reach the top and collapse there. He is fairly exhausted, so the only conclusion he reaches upon observing the view is that the only things that he is sure that exist are the massive wall behind him and the ceiling. There's also a massive structure composed of Ikea products and shelves, with the clear objective of attempting to reach the ceiling.

Wanda Wonka
Wanda wastes no time. The best thing to have in an unknown environment are traps! And everybody knows that the children section of Ikea is ideal to create beautiful traps!

Quote from: Rolls
Creating a net:4 Understanding what went wrong: 20


Wanda spends the next few hours trying to create a net with the textiles and the cutlery, but when she ends and tests it's durability...It instantly breaks down. The girl a recalls all her steps and reaches the conclusion that cutlery for children might not be exactly sharp, so she must have damaged the textiles she used too much.

Hubcap Willie
Years on the street have shown Hubcap that new locations means experienced people who don't like newcomers. A storage section is great for hiding, but doesn't serve much as defense. Hubcap decides to go somewhere else.

Quote from: Rolls
New Section: 14, (tails) Not the same location were Louie was

After walking for a while, Hubcap reaches a Cookware & tableware section. This has many useful objects.

Spoiler: Available Weapons (click to show/hide)
((You can pick up to two weapons))

There are many other things that aren't weapons around here.
Quote from: Does Hubcap check those as well?
[]Yes
[]No


"Bob"
The couple might likely not know much, but this might be a chance to interact with others, and band together in this bizarre situation. Robert approaches the young couple.

Quote from: Rolls
Talking with the couple: 20

Robert approaches the couple in a kind and calm voice. He introduces himself and explains that he seems to be trapped here as well, and believes that they should at least work together to find a way out.

The couple breath in relief, as they though they were the only ones around here. Their names are Sam and Hellen, and they agree to work with Robert, since he carries that confidence only a business man can have.

+2 Companions: Sam and Hellen

Jeremy Diamonds
Jeremy wonders what else can be found in such a massive place. Maybe there are others? Also, all Ikea's have employees, so maybe those can show the exit.

Quote from: Rolls
Finding anything: 17 —> 2 —> 12

After walking for a while, Jeremy hears distressed sobs. Curious about the source, he approaches the place where they are coming from, only to find a small girl crying for her parents. She seems to be in her tweens, around twelve, and looks as lost as Jeremy himself.

Louie Jonk
One must keep the head clear and the stomach full. There was someone shouting, so they might be in the same situation that Louie currently is. That means that they should unite forces! But first, and most importantly, take some food.

Quote from: Rolls
Gathering Food: 13 Finding the source of the yell: 6 —> 11


Sadly, there isn't much to carry the food, aside from a small caper to store the food, putting there some bread, meatballs, and some salad inside. Then he walks in the direction he heard the yell.

After walking for a while, something crosses the interesction Louie himself is. It's a humanoid creature, white skinned, with hands and feet, and the uniform of an Ikea employee. But the differences end there.

For starters, it has no face. It's like that internet scary story named Slandermen. The body of this bizzare employee is absolutely disproportionate, with one arm thrice as thick as the other, with short legs. It makes no indication of noticing Louie, as it walks past him

Gained Caper with Food

Dr. Unpleasant
Unpleasant grabs the skewers. One can't never have enough spikes! Anyway, Dr. Unpleasant decides to find a employee desk, which should be more useful than the actual employees.

Quote from: Rolls
Finding the Help Desk: 20 Calling out: 12

It doesn't take long for Dr. Unpleasant to find the desk, which is, as expected, empty. He proceeds to check the interior and finds a phone inside. He decides to call out for answers.

What comes next is...A wave of static, and random voices, as if the phone were to be a radio constantly changing the channel. It's bizarre.

And upon checking his pockets, yep, he had all his precious belongings. That's a relief. Upon checking his watch, he realizes that it won't be long until night time arrives.

Gained Skewers: +1 attack


State your actions
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 19, 2020, 07:59:23 am
Try to find somewhere with food and/or sharp objects
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: King Zultan on April 19, 2020, 08:37:11 am
"Piece of crap phone can't even call out on it, these idiots must have wired it wrong."
Try to call out on my cell phone, then use one of the employee computers to try to access the security cameras, and look around the help desk and see how hard it would be to fortify it if I'm truly stuck in this terrible store.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Glass on April 19, 2020, 08:47:20 am
"Wha- um. Hey? Hey, do you need help?"
Offer to help the girl find her parents, and try to find some place where we're likely to be able to do that.
If I see a stuffed animal or something on the way, give it to her. That should help, right?


EDIT: By the way, do you guys want a channel on Discord? I've got a forum games Discord and I could set aside a section for this.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: The Canadian kitten on April 19, 2020, 12:14:27 pm
Keep walking towards that yell. Find some water along the way.
Sure to the discord channel thing
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ziizo on April 19, 2020, 01:15:55 pm
Climbing the shelving unit to see around seems unsafe, so let's go back to Leisure and Travels to pick up backpacks and a compass or anything that seems useful. Does Ikea even sells compass?
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ZBridges on April 19, 2020, 02:05:06 pm
Take a knife and a pan and check what other items are present.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Imic on April 19, 2020, 05:19:09 pm
Get down once I’m certain I can’t see anything. Look at the signs, and figure out which direction’s which.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008) Day 1 (3/3)
Post by: Kakaluncha on April 20, 2020, 04:24:48 pm
Wanda Wonka
Wanda decides to not give up. There must be something else sharp, and resistant at the same time right?

Quote from: Rolls
Finding anything sharp:2 Crafting something sharp: 5

Wanda searched the entirety of this children's section. She spends hours walking, exasperated more and more as time passes. Eventually, she sits down at a matress, slightly angry. Of course, there aren't any sharp objects in a children's section! Even worse, she can't figure out how to craft anything sharp!

Dr. Unpleasant
After spending several minutes cursing the ineptitude of modern day workers (I mean, seriously, how can you work in an infinite Ikea and not have a working phone?), Unpleasant decides to take matters into his own hands.

Quote from: Rolls
Calling out: 16 Using the Computer: 14 Defensive Desk: 15

Once again, calling out with his phone is ineffective. One a brighter light, the static doesn't seem so aggressively random this time.

Dr. Unpleasant attempts to use the computer are met with frustration, as he is unable to even open it. Either this is a "Made in China" Ikea, or they are this incompetent. Unpleasant can but chuckle just imagining all the complains he can throw at a manager.

Anyway, Dr. Unpleasant only fortification attempt would be... Puting a table at the desk entrance and hiding under a desk. There's...not much that can come to mind. Though Unpleasant adds that to the complain list "Not enough fortifiable desks".

Jeremy Diamonds
The girl looks at you and (secret language rolls) proceeds to speak in Italian. She doesn't seem to understand English very well.

Quote from: Rolls
Accepting the offer: 14 Finding the likeliest place the parents can be: 7 Stuffed Animal: 15

The girl seems very reluctant to follow a stranger who doesn't even understand her, but it seems like she prefers that to be alone in this empty hallways, so she follows Jeremy.

Sadly, the language barrier doesn't help understanding each, so Jeremy and the girl are unable to find her parents. Instead, they pass by a Baby & Children section, where Jeremy finds a small teddy bear, which he gifts to the girl. She hugs the toy as if trying to comfort herself, and manages to slightly calm down.

Louie Jonk
While admitting to himself that the encounter with the creature was weird, Louie doesn't stop and keeps walking towards where he last heard the voice.

Quote from: Rolls
Finding Water: 13 Locating the voice: 13 Hearing Roll: 11+3 (Sharp hearing)

While advancing towards the direction he heard the yell, Louie passes by another restaurant. Sadly, upon checking it, he finds no water or food. As if someone had just...Stolen it. Maybe there really are other people around here. Anyway,as he's unable to find water, Louie decides to leave this mystery for later thought.

Eventually, Louie reaches the location where he's sure he heard the voice. But no one's here. What if they left while he was eating? Oh, his mother was right after all, eating that much would only cause him...

Suddenly, the wind brings words to Louie's ears. He hears people! They are fairly nearby, and if his hearing is correct, they must be in that Leisure & travel section! Louie hears at least more than one person speaking. He had found them!

Robert "Bob" Savater
He informs the couple that they should collect anything of value in this section. Both Sam and Hellen agree, and proceed to follow Robert's instructions.

Quote from: Gains
(7) backpacks, (12) shoe ribbons (+1 each to Invention Rolls), (1) game, (2) books about interior design (+2 to Interior Design Rolls), (1) Notebook

The trio take as much as they can... And dear God, do they take things. Robert personally decides what will be taken and what not. It takes them several hours, but eventually, they have seven backpacks that will contain all resources they find.

+Gained 7 backpacks, 12 shoe ribbons (+1 each to Invention Rolls), 2 books about interior design (+2 to Interior Design Rolls), 1 Notebook.

Hubcap Willie
Wasting no time, Hubcap grabs the pan and a Knife, which seem the most effective weapons. After grabbing these two kitchen objects. Hubcap decides to check the rest of the section.

Quote from: Roll
Products: 1

He finds cups, aprons, gloves, bowls,... Yet, before he can get a glimpse, the lights close, leaving Hubcap in total darkness.

Gained Kitchen Knife and Pan (+2 each to Attack Rolls)


Dr. Colm Ó Murchú
Colm decides to make one last check on the store, just to make sure nothing is escaping his view.

Quote
Seeing anything new: 9 Getting down: 12+2 matresses Discovering current location: 5

A second view of the land doesn't reveal much aside from the fact that the Ikea is indeed, seemingly infinite, and that the only sure things are the wall behind him and the ceiling.

Anyway, upon looking down, Colm decides to risk it all, and jumps down. Gravity instantly pulls him down, and for a moment, Colm fears that he might have committed a mistake. Thankfully, the matresses are still down there, and Colm lands with a loud impact, though he doesn't feel pain.

The doctor gets off the matresses, but before he can do anything....




KAAPOM!!

Darkness surrounds all survivors, as nighttime has arrived. The employees, monstrous beings that roam the Ikea, will become agressive and seek to kill any human they find.

Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ZBridges on April 20, 2020, 04:59:37 pm
"Well, I guess it's time to get some shut eye.  It's nice to be out of the cold and the wind, at least."

Lay down and try to get some sleep.

If attacked: run away, but use the knife to defend myself if I become cornered.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: The Canadian kitten on April 20, 2020, 05:33:47 pm
Continue walking/running towards those voices.
If attacked: RUN AWAY!
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Imic on April 20, 2020, 05:42:09 pm
Keep moving. Preferably in the direction of the tower. It could be weeks away, it could be less than a day away, who knows. If something attacks, run, hide, and keep moving if they don’t kill me.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Naturegirl1999 on April 20, 2020, 06:02:18 pm
look for something big enough to be used as a weapon, while the cutlery might not be sharp, chairs and such can be blunt weapons or thrown, the cutlery can be thrown too, in short, stock up on any hard throwable items

If found, throw the nearest object at them while running away, hopefully to a new section

((I intended to go to a new section last turn))
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: ziizo on April 20, 2020, 07:42:50 pm
spend the night there is not like moving in the darkness is safe.

If found attack/distract the monster/s so my companions can escape or help in the case is only one.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: Glass on April 20, 2020, 08:56:58 pm
If I'm feeling tired, or the girl seems to be, let's find a concealed corner to hole up in.
If an... "employee" shows up, protect the girl, and run like fuck once we can get away from them.
Title: Re: Adventures in Ikea (Or How to Survive SCP 3008)
Post by: King Zultan on April 21, 2020, 06:21:43 am
"Oh great the lights go off at night, what a pain in the ass."
Use my cellphone's flashlight to get around and grab a laptop, then look around for a fortifiable place to sleep.

If attacked throw my skewers at it then run away.