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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 955437 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2085 on: February 05, 2013, 11:57:07 am »

PW:  Was that the first or second spell I sent in?  Is the black hole still there?



"Suck on that, Null?  Get it, suck?"

If it's there, get clear of the void and throw Null in.  If not, just observe Null to see what he does, and dodge any attacks.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2086 on: February 05, 2013, 12:01:44 pm »

((The chance of me ever playing in this is rapidly decreasing...))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2087 on: February 05, 2013, 01:11:23 pm »

((The chance of me ever playing in this is rapidly decreasing...))


Actually, it looks like you're second on the wait list.  That's like, four turns at most- especially if this black hole gets worse and/or Null starts murdering random people.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2088 on: February 05, 2013, 03:40:56 pm »

"Alright! Hey, Steve, good job out there! Just try to keep your distance from me; Null has my old spear now. But If this mark does what I think it does, then I won't have to worry about bones anymore."

Grab the wood and blood staff from Tamara, and activate my mark.
Prepare for jokes about my massive yet soft wood.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2013, 02:21:25 am by Wwolin »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2089 on: February 05, 2013, 03:42:46 pm »

So what did you plan on turning into?
A fast piece of wood?
« Last Edit: February 05, 2013, 03:50:45 pm by javierpwn »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2090 on: February 05, 2013, 03:49:01 pm »

Ah... Here's... the first staff. Luckily, I have a better one :P

Anyway... I'll rest this turn.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2091 on: February 05, 2013, 06:30:15 pm »

Come on, four people, die!

(By the way, I think Infimicon has crazier stuff that's already happened than anything in this game.)
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2092 on: February 05, 2013, 08:17:23 pm »

That's because no one has summoned a sentient catstaff made of booze.




Yet.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2093 on: February 05, 2013, 08:33:12 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2094 on: February 05, 2013, 08:55:36 pm »

"That wasn't very nice. With your aim you might have hit me with that. I don't think I would have liked that at all."

Activate mark. Things.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2095 on: February 06, 2013, 03:48:10 am »

cowardice time

+1 to will... for the love of all that is good and murderful i gotta get me some magic defence quick.

You run up to the fourth floor, south stairs and sort of loiter there.

Rub Joseph's head for trying his best

You put the left arm mark on the wrong Guy...
(fixed that.)

You rub Joseph's head. Bless his heart.

GOD DAMMIT.

PUT ME BACK IN THE LIST!



Exact same character? Not gonna change the stats at all?

Did I ever tell you the Definition of insanity?

Cower behind my steel wall and cry to myself.
You sob in a corner.

You do that in game as well.


"Alright! Hey, Steve, good job out there! Just try to keep your distance from me; Null has my old spear now. But If this mark does what I think it does, then I won't have to worry about bones anymore."

Grab the wood and blood staff from Tamara, and activate my mark.
Prepare for jokes about my massive yet soft wood.

You grab the staff from Tamara and activate your mark!

You immediately drop the staff and collapse to the ground as your body becomes a gelatinous mass of gooey wood.

Ah... Here's... the first staff. Luckily, I have a better one :P

Anyway... I'll rest this turn.


ZZZZZZZ....

Come on, four people, die!

(By the way, I think Infimicon has crazier stuff that's already happened than anything in this game.)

Thats some subtle marketing there GWG.

"That wasn't very nice. With your aim you might have hit me with that. I don't think I would have liked that at all."

Activate mark. Things.

[Royce dex:2]
[Joseph dex:5]
[Joseph pot:6+1]
[Royce dex:5]
[Royce pot:3+1]
[Joseph dex:4]

Royce charges at Joseph, all ready to throw down some mad magical rhymes, but Joseph is quicker on the draw. A hellish back mist of pure toxin erupts but Royce backflips out of the way like some sort of magical ninja and counters with his own word. Joseph goes for a more Unitarian "Just jump out of the fucking way" and avoids most of the blow from Royce's word. The burst of pure force sends him rolling back but he's on his feet a moment later.


PW:  Was that the first or second spell I sent in?  Is the black hole still there?



"Suck on that, Null?  Get it, suck?"

If it's there, get clear of the void and throw Null in.  If not, just observe Null to see what he does, and dodge any attacks.

The vacuum in space is beginning to shrink so you decide to charge Null in the hopes of throwing him in before hand.

[dex:4+4]
[Null dex:2+4]
[Dex:5+4]
[Null dex:6+4]

You scream across the arena, nothing but a red streak of energy running toward null with both hands outstretched. Null manages to dodge but only just barely and you go zipping past.

"That was close." He says, watching you skid to a stop, almost slamming into the wall.

"Now then, Who was the one with the...Ah, that one."

[Null pot:1+3]
[Null will:3+3]
[Larry str:5]

Larry is jerked suddenly forward, dragged toward the edge of his floor. He grasps at the ground with gelatinous limbs and manages not to go flying, at least for now.


Tamara Volk(8):Tsuchigumo550: Pool:3/8 (broken bone bow. Slightl glowing fungus kneepads.Left hand gone.)[third floor, south area.]

Joesph Smuck:Angle: pool 1/3: [fourth floor, west stairs]

Larry(4):wwolin: Pool 0/0: (Full body mark) [Third floor, south area]

Royce:Onyxjew:Pool 1/2: (Spider man.)(Left arm marked)[fourth floor, west Stairs]

Edison:?: Pool:3/3 [Second floor, west stairs]

Thrakor(22):Toaster: Pool:4/5 (Whole body made of arcane energy, fast.)[first floor, Center]

Javier:Javier: Pool:2/3 [Fourth floor, south stairs]

(4)Steve:Unholy pariah: Pool:0/0 (Both hands Spiked, spinal whips)[Fourth floor, south stairs]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2096 on: February 06, 2013, 05:05:32 am »

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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2097 on: February 06, 2013, 07:34:27 am »

GOD DAMMIT.
PUT ME BACK IN THE LIST!


Exact same character? Not gonna change the stats at all?

Did I ever tell you the Definition of insanity?

Just... just... arg. Take my potency down to one, put a point in will and dex, and throw three into channelling.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2098 on: February 06, 2013, 08:37:17 am »

At least you learned something, one word spells are terrible!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« Reply #2099 on: February 06, 2013, 09:05:44 am »

No... they are just harder to utilise
I think half of waldos kills were single word lightning.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.
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