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Title: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 01, 2015, 09:02:06 am
The sun rises over the Guild hall, filtered through the rungs of a 20-story ladder to a tower in the sky. The adventurers stand at it's feet.
"Alrighty then," says the Guild Master, "Conein, Benny, Bobby, and Arthur. You're the first team heading in. Try not to die, but you signed waivers when you joined, so I don't really care. So, get on with it." He gestures to the ladder.

OOC Thread (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=152336.0)
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 01, 2015, 09:08:17 am
"Alrighty! First!"

Begin climbing the ladder
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 01, 2015, 09:13:44 am
(5) You make it up without incident.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 01, 2015, 09:15:51 am
Arthur gears up first then heads up
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 01, 2015, 09:20:02 am
Also, no incident. It's a ladder, not complex machinery.

((Going to be going somewhere in a few. We can assume everyone went up.))

You get into the entrance hall, and see the monsters immediately. 6 slobbering, mad goblins. (3)(5)(4)(2)(5)(3) 2 of them notice you, and begin charging you down. 3 of them are none the wiser, and 1 turns but doesn't charge yet.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 01, 2015, 09:45:50 am
((Hey. Just a suggestion, try not to update too often if people don't post their action first. Of course you can do what you want, i guess you jumped us because it was something obvious and simple.))



"Come on, lads!"

Fight against the two charging goblins
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 01, 2015, 10:09:54 am
"Attack!"

Join in the strike
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 01, 2015, 10:44:30 am
"Fools!"

Wring one of the charging goblins' necks to serve as a warning to the rest.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 01, 2015, 01:08:57 pm
"DIE YOU GOBLIN BASTARDS"

((Btw this is the demon that is bound to Arthur))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 01, 2015, 01:19:35 pm
((Hey. Just a suggestion, try not to update too often if people don't post their action first. Of course you can do what you want, i guess you jumped us because it was something obvious and simple.))



"Come on, lads!"

Fight against the two charging goblins
((That is indeed why, since it's all you were going to do.))
(4) You slice the first goblin in the arm, weakening his strikes.

"Attack!"

Join in the strike
(2) You swing... and somehow end up missing them by a mile.

"Fools!"

Wring one of the charging goblins' necks to serve as a warning to the rest.
(6) You grab one by the throat, and start wringing it's neck. Goblin 2 dies, but the rest are now all focused on you.

"DIE YOU GOBLIN BASTARDS"

((Btw this is the demon that is bound to Arthur))
(1) You try to be cool, throwing your sword... and getting it stuck in the wall. Whoops.

(2-1) Goblin 1 tries to punch Bobby, but trips and ends up punching himself in the junk.
(1) Goblin 3 trips over the prone Goblin 1. They end up in a rather compromising position. Especially since neither of them have pants.
(6) Goblin 4 punches Bobby in the face hard enough to break his nose, but can't control his momentum afterwards and ends up punching at Goblin 5, who was trying to sneak attack Bobby.
(3-1) This surprises Goblin 5 into stopping his attack.
(6) Goblin 6 kicks Bobby in the groin, going for pain instead of damage.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 01, 2015, 01:22:40 pm
Retrive the sword
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 01, 2015, 01:31:31 pm
"lol bobby git gud"

kill goblin 1, or attack him.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 01, 2015, 01:33:00 pm
"YOU DARE ROCHAMBEAU THE EMPEROR!" says Bobby, spitting out a tooth.

Kick Goblin 6 in the nuts while shouting a mighty kiai.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 01, 2015, 02:07:08 pm
Attack again!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 01, 2015, 02:17:37 pm
Retrive the sword

Sword retrieved.

"lol bobby git gud"

kill goblin 1, or attack him.
(6) You cut his head right in half, but now your sword is stuck in a bunch of grey matter.

"YOU DARE ROCHAMBEAU THE EMPEROR!" says Bobby, spitting out a tooth.

Kick Goblin 6 in the nuts while shouting a mighty kiai.
(4) Nuts have been kicked. (2) Your kiai is not mighty in the slightest, prompting laughter from the surviving goblins.

Attack again!
(5) Goblin 1 being dead, you attack Goblin 3 and slice his head right off.

Goblins 1, 2, and 3 are currently dead. Goblin 6 is recoiling in nut-induced pain.

(6) Goblin 4 decides to chomp on Arthur's head. (6) Arthur doesn't even notice the fact that his head is in the process of being bitten off. Literally, he feels nothing. The first tooth went into the place that processes pain.

(3) Goblin 5 nearly stabs Bobby, but misses with only a graze.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 01, 2015, 02:21:08 pm
Kill the goblin
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 01, 2015, 02:29:45 pm
kill stuff
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 01, 2015, 02:33:42 pm
Kick Goblin six in the groin
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 02, 2015, 03:29:08 am
Kick Goblin six in the groin

Take turns kicking Goblin Six in the nuts until he dies.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 02, 2015, 07:37:22 am
Kill the goblin
(3) Goblin 4 stands back a bit from your wild slashes.

kill stuff
(5) Off with the head of 5!

Kick Goblin six in the groin
(1) Your kick misses by such a wide margin you somehow end up kicking Bobby in the groin.

Kick Goblin six in the groin

Take turns kicking Goblin Six in the nuts until he dies.
(1) You recoil in pain from getting kicked, and then somehow end up kicking yourself!

Goblins 4 and 6 are alive.
(3) 4 just misses Benny.
(1) 6 ends up chomping on 4, somehow. (6) He ends up chomping right through his brain. 4 dies.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 02, 2015, 07:52:44 am
kill mister six
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 02, 2015, 09:44:53 am
KILL THE ONE THAT BIT ME!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 02, 2015, 02:37:59 pm
"Argh! The rule of three! Bane of kings!"

Roll away a bit to regain composure and imperial bearing. The others probably have the confused goblin well in hand.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 02, 2015, 02:39:21 pm
Decapitate goblin 4
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 02, 2015, 02:47:55 pm
(1)(3)(4) While Goblin 6 is laughing at Conein tripping over and stabbing himself in the foot, Arthur and Benny sneak up and stab him, and then decapitate him.

Between the Goblins and the small treasure chest in the room, 300 gold is gained. How much does each person carry?
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 02, 2015, 02:50:27 pm
"Now then, since two of us are royalty here, we should get a hundred gold each. The other two split the remaining hundred," Emperor Bobby explains. "You two guys are better at stabbing anyway."
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 02, 2015, 02:52:48 pm
"Yeah. Can we like go down and deposit the money or something?"
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 02, 2015, 02:53:52 pm
"Nope, let's keep going!"
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 02, 2015, 02:55:31 pm
"With only 300 gp! Surely you cannot be serious. We ought to keep going, with the gold to motivate us! If I can weather a thrice-kicked groin, you can weather a once-stabbed foot, my good man."

Let us move along!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 02, 2015, 02:58:49 pm
follow 'em
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 02, 2015, 02:59:44 pm
Go forward
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 02, 2015, 05:14:37 pm
"Cant we split the money evenly?"

MOVE Foward
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 02, 2015, 05:19:09 pm
Going up the stairs, you see a room similar to the first. However, this time 2 of the 6 goblins seem to have swords. That are better than yours.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 03, 2015, 02:36:41 am
Stab one of the sworblins and claim his blade in the name of me!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 03, 2015, 03:42:06 am
Stab the other swordlin and claim sword!!!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Twinwolf on August 03, 2015, 07:54:03 am
Stab the other swordlin and claim sword!!!
in the name of me, naturally.
((Am I too count this as trying to kill the Sword Goblin first and take the sword, or just trying to take the sword after if it dies?))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 03, 2015, 07:57:40 am
((I'm taking it after I distract it with a stab, whether I miss or not.))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: conein on August 03, 2015, 08:19:42 am
i just want to try to take it, whatever happens.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Salsacookies on August 03, 2015, 08:29:13 am
Cut a goblin's sword hand off. Commence dual wielding
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC
Post by: Bluexdog on August 03, 2015, 09:40:22 am
KILL A GOBLIN
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real
Post by: Twinwolf on August 03, 2015, 09:54:49 am
Stab one of the sworblins and claim his blade in the name of me!
(6) You stab the first Sword Goblin through the heart, and claim his Tempered Iron Sword for yourself, shouting your claim to the heavens. Or the other goblins, who are now extremely annoyed at you.

Stab the other swordlin and claim sword!!!
Sword Goblin 2 is alive. (2) You miss completely, and fail to take a sword.

Cut a goblin's sword hand off. Commence dual wielding
(3) You hack at SG2's hand, and hurt him, but not enough for him to drop his sword.

KILL A GOBLIN
(3) Nope. You scratched one a bit, but nothing life threatening.

Sword Goblin 2 decides to whack the guy who was cutting his hand. (5 vs. 1) Benny's head rolls. The land mourns the loss of it's prince.

Unarmed Goblin 1 goes for Bobby. (2) And for some reason ends up running right past him.
UG2 tries the same (5 vs. 2) and tackles Bobby to the ground, breaking his non-sword arm.
UG3 joins the dog pile (5 vs. 2) And breaks Bobby's foot.
UG4 decides that Conein is a bigger threat than the crippled Bobby. (6 vs. 4) And kicks him in an attempt to break his leg, and although Conein manages to avoid serious injury, his leg hurts.

Benny has fallen. 100 Gold has appeared in the Guild Treasury. Dave Daveson is informed that he's going to be heading into the tower at the next waypoint, on floor 5, or if everyone in the group dies.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 03, 2015, 09:58:10 am
"You can't keep an emperor down!"

Utilize my pain to kill the goblins attacking me, naturally. Stab that dogpile!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 03, 2015, 09:59:26 am
Kill a goblin XD
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: conein on August 03, 2015, 02:14:02 pm
stab that Goblin in the junk
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 03, 2015, 02:48:48 pm
"You can't keep an emperor down!"

Utilize my pain to kill the goblins attacking me, naturally. Stab that dogpile!
(4) You stab the one lowest on the pile, Unarmed Goblin 2, and manage to chop his arm off, making him recoil and get off.

Kill a goblin XD
(6) Unarmed Goblin 3's head ends up hitting you in the face after you knock it off in a weird way. Is that a concussion I hear?

stab that Goblin in the junk
(1) OH GOD THE PAIN THE FREAKING PAIN

Sword Goblin 2 looks for it's next victim, dismissing the dude who just removed his ability to make children by tripping and falling on his sword. (4 vs. 5) Arthur just manages to parry the sword.

Unarmed Goblin 2 runs away and cowers in fear and agony.
Unarmed Goblin 4 (6 vs. 1) Decides to help SG2, and... oh, Arthur, hope you weren't using that left arm...

Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: conein on August 03, 2015, 03:09:51 pm
I dont even know
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 03, 2015, 03:12:11 pm
((You rolled a 1 while trying to stab someone. They rolled a 6 on the invisible enemy dodge roll.))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 03, 2015, 03:16:35 pm
Stab the sworblin! Chop off his everything, in fact.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 03, 2015, 06:18:35 pm
Kill another goblin and take its head as a prize!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 03, 2015, 06:37:01 pm
I dont even know
You manage to avoid further injury.

Stab the sworblin! Chop off his everything, in fact.
(5) You manage to slash off his... bits, and his arm... and his leg... you think he's going to die from blood loss at this point.

Kill another goblin and take its head as a prize!
(6) You stab Unarmed Goblin 2 through the skull, and your sword breaks from the force.

Unarmed Goblin 4 (1) trips over himself in his attempt to escape.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 03, 2015, 07:20:44 pm
Steal the other sword from the sworblin! Or just keep stabbing him some more until someone else steals his sword, perhaps. Either works.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 03, 2015, 07:31:12 pm
"I need another sword!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: conein on August 04, 2015, 03:49:03 am
kill that pers1
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 04, 2015, 07:20:38 am
(5)(3)(6) The last goblin is killed.

There is 350 gold altogether. Arthur is bleeding out, and needs something to at least bind the wound and stop the bleeding.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: conein on August 04, 2015, 07:39:30 am
use my clothing rag or something stuff to stop bleeding
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 04, 2015, 07:56:06 am
You take off the sleeve from his severed arm, and use it to wrap the wound. If he by some miracle survives to the next place you guys can go down, he'll probably live.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2015, 08:19:51 am
"Let's bugger off to town and split the loot evenly. I'm in a mood to retire," says the Emperor.

Retreat back to civilization. We're in no shape to continue.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 04, 2015, 08:21:59 am
"Let's bugger off to town and split the loot evenly. I'm in a mood to retire," says the Emperor.

Retreat back to civilization. We're in no shape to continue.
Arthur Runs down to the guild hall
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: conein on August 04, 2015, 08:32:54 am
first take the loots, then get back to the guild hall or something
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Post by: Twinwolf on August 04, 2015, 05:23:26 pm
The survivors return to the guild hall, supporting the weakening Arthur as best they can. As they climb the final rungs of the great ladder that brought them up, a crowd gathers below. You are the first ones that have been in there and survived, if even for only a couple of hours. Some Guild representatives help you back to the Guild. In total, there is 650 Gold to be spent on the guild. The healer says that Arthur can be healed and will survive, but he will have to be absent from the next mission.

What will be purchased for the Guild?

Spoiler: Purchasable Upgrades (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2015, 05:29:53 pm
"Listen, people of wherever we are! I, Emperor Bobby, First of My Name, demand that a new Imperial Library be built here, so that we may learn from the mistakes of the past and chronicle the abusive terrors of the Tower!"

Let's build that library! Need wizards badly, you see.

Also, Emperor Bobby, First of His Name shall take a break from tower delving in order to nurse his broken limbs back to Imperial levels of health.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 04, 2015, 05:33:35 pm
While in recovery Arthur would like to study any magic tomes in the new library if there will be one
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Post by: fillipk on August 04, 2015, 06:38:40 pm
Sure library
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 04, 2015, 06:42:53 pm
With at least 50% of the adventurers voting in favor of Bobby's motion, a Library is constructed.

If anyone would like to switch class to Mage, they may do so before their next Expedition.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 04, 2015, 06:43:15 pm
ME
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 05, 2015, 09:11:17 am
After the preparations are complete, it is decided that Dave Daveson, Yeff, Randall, and Duh are heading in next. They climb up the ladder, and then proceed to the place the last group left off. The stairs to the third floor lie ahead.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 05, 2015, 12:21:23 pm
Follow the guy that walked up the stairs.
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Post by: Beirus on August 05, 2015, 02:14:33 pm
Spontaneously be Mage. Walk in the middle of the group up the stairs. Cast Summon once we get to the next floor.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: ShadowDragon on August 05, 2015, 06:57:54 pm
Join the rest of the people walking up stairs.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 05, 2015, 07:01:53 pm
You all head up. At the top of the stairs, the room seems somewhat... different, than the ones before. You see a group of short, green skinned and rather ugly humanoids- one of the guys that just came down called them Goblins. They all have rather wicked looking swords.

What is strange though, is that as soon as you enter the room, the room turns yellow, unlike the dull grey of the previous rooms. A slab of stone falls behind you, blocking the stairs back down. The sword goblins turn to look at you.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 05, 2015, 07:16:54 pm
Stab one of the goblins in the face and take its sword if it looks more awesome than mine.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: ShadowDragon on August 05, 2015, 07:19:43 pm
Attack the goblins, targeting any that are injured first.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Beirus on August 05, 2015, 09:26:45 pm
Summon something that eats goblins. Have it attack the goblins.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on August 05, 2015, 09:27:08 pm
((KRATOS!))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 05, 2015, 09:47:49 pm
Stab one of the goblins in the face and take its sword if it looks more awesome than mine.
(1) You stab the floor behind the goblin in roughly the place the face would be, if the floor had a face.

Attack the goblins, targeting any that are injured first.
(4) None of them being injured, you decide to just hit the closest one, designated Sword Goblin 1. You slash him in the leg, making it harder for him to evade attacks.

Stab closest Goblin and steal a sword. Wield one sword in both hands.
(5) You remove Sword Goblin 2's sword hand, and claim his Tempered Iron Sword- which is better than your Cheap Bronze Sword- as your own, and begin dual-wielding.

Summon something that eats goblins. Have it attack the goblins.
(2+1) You attempt to summon a giant Polar Bear, reasoning that bears were cool and since you summoned it you could probably control it.

You instead get a tiny, albeit downright adorable, panda bear cub. It begins to charge at the enemy.

Sword Goblin 2 is reeling in pain.

Sword Goblin 1 decides to get back at the one who wounded it. (6-1 vs. 6) Dave deflects the attack with ease.

SG3 goes for the tiny bear charging at them. Perhaps he's hungry. (1 vs. 6) Someone seriously underestimated the bear. It headbutted his leg so hard it broke.

SG4 goes for a decapitation of the dual wielding dude. That sword was a loan. (6 vs. 6) Stabs in the gut all around! Oh, hey, goblin intestines. I've heard they're delicious when cooked right. And human blood. Not as tasty.
Duh is bleeding out, and needs medical attention, rather quickly in my opinion. But that was rather obvious, wasn't it? He is still capable of fighting though, because adrenaline is wonderful.

SG5 goes for the rather obvious magic user. (1) And trips over the bear.

(1) SG6 facepalms at the stupidity of his team, forgoing an action.
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Post by: Bluexdog on August 05, 2015, 09:53:09 pm
That bear can rule the world!
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 05, 2015, 09:53:37 pm
((OOC thread. Use it.))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Beirus on August 05, 2015, 10:00:02 pm
Summon a healer to help Duh.
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Post by: ShadowDragon on August 05, 2015, 10:09:30 pm
Finish off Sword Goblin 1.
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Post by: Twinwolf on August 06, 2015, 06:41:24 am
((How many Summons can I have at a time? I'm gonna edit this into an action once I get an answer.))
((Up to 2.))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 06, 2015, 07:26:36 am
Visualize the goblin faces as floor and repeat my previous action.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 08, 2015, 05:20:59 pm
((GAH I DIDN'T NOTICE THE EDIT))

Summon a healer to help Duh.
(4) You summon a fully equipped doctor. Who curses you out because he was just at dinner.

Finish off Sword Goblin 1.
(4+1) With his hurt leg slowing him, it's no issue to stab SG1 through the spine, rendering him cripple and bleeding to death very rapidly.

"Uh, Mages, could you cast protect and summon something that may stop me from dying?"

Attack the unwounded goblins.
SG5 is the closest. (5) Well, there goes both of his arms. He is now also bleeding to death.

Visualize the goblin faces as floor and repeat my previous action.
(6) Their face is the floor, and all floors must die. Sword Goblin 2 becomes very dead, and you take his sword as a trophy. However you have now killed the floor, and think that if you step off of the body you will fall.

The doctor, muttering about wasted pasta, goes to the injured Duh, and (6) administers an anesthetic, and then binds all his wounds and stops the bleeding. Duh is going to be kind of drowsy for a bit, and not as effective.
The panda ineffectually gnaws on SG3's leg.

(1) SG3 trips over the panda, and tears a muscle in doing so.
(1) SG4 decides to just kick the panda for no reason.
(4) Was that the doctor's head that just went flying?
(5 vs. 3) SG6 goes for Yeff, and hacks at his arm to the point where although it is still attached, it is useless.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 08, 2015, 07:41:31 pm
Throw my crappier sword at one of the gobbos.
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Post by: ShadowDragon on August 08, 2015, 09:06:58 pm
Grab one of the better swords, then use it to attack one of the armed goblins.
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Post by: Beirus on August 08, 2015, 10:43:16 pm
Summon a magical healer to heal me.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 09, 2015, 07:27:00 am
Throw my crappier sword at one of the gobbos.
(3) Your Cheap Bronze Sword flies at Sword Goblin 4, but due to the fact that you made it spin in the air it hits him blunt end first. He might have a concussion though.

Grab one of the better swords, then use it to attack one of the armed goblins.
Tempered Iron Sword grabbed, (4) and stabbed into the foot on the concussed Sword Goblin 4.

Summon a magical healer to heal me.
(5+1) You summon a spirit of healing, who mends your arm... however, part of it is excruciating pain as they also heal the shock that had made the arm feel numb.

The Panda continues to be ineffective, while the spirit of healing is simply passive.

SG1 and SG2 are dead. SG3 is unable to walk.

Sword Goblin 4 (1-1) attempts to stab the guy that threw a sword at him, but ends up committing Seppuku somehow. You also somehow know that that is Japanese ritual suicide, despite the fact that there is no country known as Japan in this world.
Sword Goblin 5 (5-1 vs. 1 (2)) Duh notices the Sword Goblin running at the Dual Wielding Dave Daveson, but fails to make it in time to save him. The goblin, missing it's limbs and weapons, decides to attack with the only weapon it had left: it's teeth. It aims for the neck, but the bloodloss is throwing off it's aim and it ends up biting the shoulder joint to the point of uselessness.
Sword Goblin 6 laughs at it's friend being armless.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 09, 2015, 09:20:13 am
Attempt to somehow slide on the floor using the corpse I'm on and then stab a goblin.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 09, 2015, 04:03:22 pm
((It bit his neck clean off. It's not human, it doesn't have any moral issues with that kind of brutality.))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 09, 2015, 04:18:25 pm
((Fair point, I forgot that malus. Editing briefly- Dave will still be badly hurt, but not dead just yet.))
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: ShadowDragon on August 09, 2015, 07:06:43 pm
"Oh goddamnit that was close."
Kill sword goblin 5 for nearly killing me.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 16, 2015, 11:39:34 am
((Sorry for taking so long...))

Attempt to somehow slide on the floor using the corpse I'm on and then stab a goblin.
(5) Somehow, you manage it. Due to it still being stunned from the throw, the goblin doesn't notice until it is to late and his heart is stabbed.

((I thought SG5 lost both of his arms? How did he decapitate Dave Daveson? And wasn't he bleeding to death?))

Get two Tempered Iron Swords if possible, and stab Goblin 6 in the chest.
You pick up the sword from SG4, and then try to stab SG6 in the chest. (4) He manages to parry the blade from his vitals, but you still get him good, and he's bleeding heavily.

"Oh goddamnit that was close."
Kill sword goblin 5 for nearly killing me.
(4-2) He dodges your sword.

The fourth adventurer can't seem to move.

SG3 continues being unable to walk, and SG 1, 2 and 4 are dead.
SG5 (4-1) tries to kill the dual-wielder, but fails.
(2-1) SG6 also fails at being effective.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: ShadowDragon on August 16, 2015, 12:04:56 pm
Keep trying to get vengeance in the form of killing sword goblin 5.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Beirus on August 16, 2015, 12:08:00 pm
If any of the other adventurers need healing, have the spirit heal them. Send panda to kill the goblin who can't walk. If any adventurers, including me, are under attack, cast protect on them.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 16, 2015, 01:19:52 pm
Pick up the dead goblin's sword and throw it at one of the others (I mean enemies here, not allies (although it'd be quite amusing to see)).
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 16, 2015, 01:41:52 pm
Keep trying to get vengeance in the form of killing sword goblin 5.
(6-2) You manage to literally dis-arm him, or at least his right arm.

Kill the one unable to walk, so no one who gets a low roll trips on them or something. Also don't trip on him if I get a 1 or 2.
(4+1) It is easy to stab him in the brain, seeing as he can't dodge.

Pick up the dead goblin's sword and throw it at one of the others (I mean enemies here, not allies (although it'd be quite amusing to see)).
Sword picked up, and (5) Thrown blade-first into the dis-armed Sword Goblin 5.

The spirit of healing does it's work on Dave, (4) Healing his wounds, although this is only a temporary measure.
The Panda chews on the corpse of Sword Goblin 3.

Sword Goblin 6 is the only one left. (5) He beheads the Panda, as a last "Screw-you".
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Beirus on August 16, 2015, 01:44:10 pm
"LING LING! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Pick up a sword, go kill that Sword Goblin brutally. Have Healer heal me if I get hurt.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 16, 2015, 01:47:49 pm
Throw the sword I'm holding at the last goblin and retrieve it once it's dead (after convincing myself that I haven't actually killed the floor).
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: ShadowDragon on August 16, 2015, 02:09:10 pm
Help finish off the last goblin, if it's still alive when I get to it.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 17, 2015, 08:46:57 am
"LING LING! NOOOOOOOOOO!"

Pick up a sword, go kill that Sword Goblin brutally. Have Healer heal me if I get hurt.
(4-1) You stab the air by it's head.

Throw the sword I'm holding at the last goblin and retrieve it once it's dead (after convincing myself that I haven't actually killed the floor).
(1) Throwing your sword always works! Except when it doesn't and you throw the sword into Yeff's shoulder!

Help finish off the last goblin, if it's still alive when I get to it.
(5) Walking past the screaming Yeff, you simply stab the Goblin in the face.

450 gold is gained. The Spirit of Healing removes the sword from Yeff's shoulder and heals him, and then disappears.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Hawk132 on August 17, 2015, 09:19:28 am
"Sorry!"

Convince myself that the floor still exists and go grab my sword.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: ShadowDragon on August 17, 2015, 09:52:53 am
Try to patch someone injured up, if possible.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Twinwolf on August 17, 2015, 11:38:38 am
"Sorry!"

Convince myself that the floor still exists and go grab my sword.
Grabbed.

Try to patch someone injured up, if possible.
You don't have any medical training or supplies.

Check amount of gold we have.
There had been 150 left at the Guild. Add in the 450 that you now have, and it's 600.
Title: Re: The Floating Tower - IC - Excrement just got real.
Post by: Bluexdog on September 08, 2015, 11:15:02 am
((Did this die?))