Stiffle a yawn and reply in a gentle brogue, "Blimey, is it morning already? I'm still absolutely knackered, love." Yawn before continuing, "I'm certainly not over the moon to get out of bed and get to that bastard meet. What say you and I just forget about getting out of bed today, spend the day under the sheets, quit our jobs and move to somewhere exotic where we can run a beachside bar?" Then give wife hot lesbo kiss."Why are you making an English accent? You know you're terrible at fake accents." She laughs, stretching. "And no, you have to get ready for work. Maybe tonight," she looks at you and smirks, "Maybe."
Give last regards to wife for whatsoever reason of impending doom.You give your wife a hug and tell her that you'll always love her. She mutters something about your sanity.
Start Coffee maker.You get up to start the coffee maker. Bah, silly you! You have one of those fancy automatic starting ones. You get yourself a cup of coffee.
Remember location of shotgun.
Go back to sleep.You realize that you nearly forgot to get dressed for work! You quickly change into a suit in your closet. You decide to skip breakfast, because you're clearly running late as it is! Or not, you're not really sure.
Real command: Get dressed, skip breakfast, and wonder what's happening.
Do all of the above and get out of the building in a very dramatic and cool style.You are about to exit the house like they do in the movies where the house is about to explode, but you are stopped by your young daughter. She's still dressed in her footie pajamas, but she runs and jumps into your arms, hugging you.
Bonus points for images.
"I don't know deary, but I seem to be very late, and I have to take my leave. Goodbye now.""Bye, Daddy," your daughter says back in a mopey voice.
Take car keys (If we have a car)
Drive To Work.
If not, run hysterically towards work.
Mentally wonder why your daughter would refer to you as "dad" instead of "mom" but push the thought aside. Hush her and remind her that not everyone is awake yet. Put her down and give her a kiss on the forehead then explain that you are off to the (figurative) coal mines early today.You wonder why your daughter called you daddy, until you realize you're a male. The issue no longer bothers you.
wave your arms in the air while running, for comical effect and sillyness.You wave your arms comically all the way to the car. Your inner child is satisfied. You nearly spill your Cup of Coffee.
Drive to work, yet wonder what would happen if giant hurricanes appeared all around the world, freezing people inside their eyes.You drive to Work. You wonder about giant hurricanes with super frost eyes. Why, that would be horrible indeed! It soon becomes too gruesome to endure thinking about it. You turn on your Car's radio. You mentally boogey down.
Take a sip from the cup of coffee while doing those things mentioned above!You take a sip from your Cup of Coffee. You feel more awake!
DESTRUCTION DERBY WITH THE OTHER CARS!You drive your car and ram into another car. The air bag goes off and shards of glass embed themselves in your skin. Your Cup of Coffee spills all over your Work Attire! You are Hurt. Your Car is barely functional. You'd describe the state of the car, but your Mechanic Skill is nonexistent!
Drive to a hospital. You have amnesia.As much as you need to go to the Hospital, you do not have that location in your Available Locations!
Double check gender. Get back in car, drive it somewhere discrete and hide it there. Go to department store, buy new clothes, hurry back to work.Fool; we do not have the Department Store location!
Slip in and out between different realities.I... I don't there being a Pyramid Head or bringing our daughter (Who's name was Cheryl) in our car...
Wear the empty cup as your hat.Congratulations. You now have an Empty Cup on your head. You take it off because it looks silly.
Try to remember where there is a hospital.You can't remember. Somebody would need to tell you where the Hospital is!
Slip in and out between different realities.You don't believe you were ever able to slip in and out of realities before. You decide that that is a stupid idea.
Double check gender. Get back in car, drive it somewhere discrete and hide it there. Go to department store, buy new clothes, hurry back to work.You double check your sex. You have the biological aspects of a male. You are indeed male.
Screw being nonsensical, I'm being serious.You stop being nonsensical!
Crawl away from wreckage, realizing you don't have a phone, call for help.Slip in and out between different realities.I... I don't there being a Pyramid Head or bringing our daughter (Who's name was Cheryl) in our car...
> Go inside.You enter your Work. You clock in with your Time Card. You start Lookout and XL, in hopes of doing work. Fortunately, you don't have any TPS reports.
> Clock in (if necessary)
> Start computer and open Outlook and probably Excel, you goober.
> Process one of yesterday's TPS reports. Remember the cover sheet!
wet selfVeto.
"Oh hey Steve, yeah, um, can you call 911 for me? I was in that crash.""... You smashed into that car? Do you need to go to the Hospital or something? I can call 991 for you if you want!" He begins to dial into the Office Phone.
Collapse.
^ That, and weakly explain that some crazy suburban kids were racing through in their juiced-up Korean cars and you had to swerve to avoid them! They didn't even try to brake or anything!You make up a story about Korean supped-up cars, drag-racing teenagers, and a car named Thunder FitzKing. It's so crazy that your lie has to work!
(This gets us completely off the hook and maybe also screws over some random wannabe gangsters. We don't need to lie about paint scrape colors, car models, license plates, or tire marks)
wet selfYou cannot wet yourself, since you are Serious.
Give your boss a piece of your mind. He have been cutting your salary down for the past three years.You attempt to give your boss a piece of your mind, but Steve stops you. He tells you that you smashed into your Boss's Car, and talking to him in your clearly delirious state may result in your untimely demise.
Ask boss to cut paycheck. Again.Steve decides that you're leaving to go to the Hospital right now. He finishes up his 991 call and then leads you to his car.
Apologize for being incoherent due to blood loss.You apologize to Steve. He's been such a good friend and all this blood loss has just been so tough on you. He accepts and drives you to the Hospital.
Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.Nein.
Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, and my boss drove me here. So could you stop starring at me and help?!"First, it was our Coworker. Second, Stars? Third, the players are simply elements not meant to be seen as thought or insanity.
First: ah... Second: I hate words that are one word different. (starring and staring) Third: what we are doing is slightly insane, and we are making our character do slightly insane things, so yeah.Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, and my boss drove me here. So could you stop starring at me and help?!"First, it was our Coworker. Second, Stars? Third, the players are simply elements not meant to be seen as thought or insanity.
Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.You're not bleeding nearly enough to do such a thing, nor do you feel the need to vomit.
Walk up to the counter and say: "Well, Doc, I'm bleeding, I've got amnesia, I'm partly insane, andSteve thinks you might be fine from here, so he gives you Steve's Number and leaves.my boss drove me hereI smashed into my boss's car. So could you stop staring at me and help?!"
You ask for some bandages, so you can be on your way. She tells you to have a seat. Seems you lost that one.Leave a trail of blood and vomit to the reception desk.Nein.
Ask to see doctor due to the glass wounds. That or if they could just give some antibacterial spray and a few bandage wraps and you could be merrily on your way.
Make sure to get the best magazine while you wait in reception.You grab the best magazine you can find: Highlights for Adults. You spend the time finding objects hidden in pictures, coloring, and reading stories about nothing.
Smile at the little kid in the waiting room.You see a little kid. You smile at him. He starts crying.
Explain that you are suffering from sever amnesia; you cannot remember anything until someone else tells you about it. Also insanity, which made you crash your car.Temporary Insanity.
Walk up to the doctor and cheerfully say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.And add: "and please, within the next ten minutes"
Agreed. No idea how long we can bleed out until we feel negative effects.Walk up to the doctor and cheerfully say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.And add: "and please, within the next ten minutes"
Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.Nein...
Now Phantom. No point in using swear words. That would be rude. Lets calmly and cheerfully tell the nice doctor man all are problems. Besides, your way of saying it lets him know that we're insane. So does mine.Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.Nein...
I'll say in a more sane way.
"Doc, as you can see, there is fucking glass IN MY HEAD! And before I was in the crash, I was suffering memory loss, and only recognizing things if I see them or I am told about them. And although I am sure I wasn't suffering schizophrenia before this date, I am now. Apparently my fucked up mind told me to crash into my bosses car, and it is still acting fucked up now. Please help me before my frontal and parietal lobes fail."
Seriously, if don't act a little panicked I bet the doctor will think we're insane. Who wouldn't be panicked if we crashed into a car and had glass in our fucking head.
I don't think either one will do any good, your suggestion would make us seem like a angry maniac, Diablous's makes us seem like we have nearly lost our sanity, I don't want to be held down by restraints so I'm going with Diablous.Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.Nein...
I'll say in a more sane way.
"Doc, as you can see, there is fucking glass IN MY HEAD! And before I was in the crash, I was suffering memory loss, and only recognizing things if I see them or I am told about them. And although I am sure I wasn't suffering schizophrenia before this date, I am now. Apparently my fucked up mind told me to crash into my bosses car, and it is still acting fucked up now. Please help me before my frontal and parietal lobes fail."
Seriously, if don't act a little panicked I bet the doctor will think we're insane. Who wouldn't be panicked if we crashed into a car and had glass in our fucking head.
Wouldn't a common factor of being insane is beingNow Phantom. No point in using swear words. That would be rude. Lets calmly and cheerfully tell the nice doctor man all are problems. Besides, your way of saying it lets him know that we're insane. So does mine.Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.Nein...
I'll say in a more sane way.
"Doc, as you can see, there is fucking glass IN MY HEAD! And before I was in the crash, I was suffering memory loss, and only recognizing things if I see them or I am told about them. And although I am sure I wasn't suffering schizophrenia before this date, I am now. Apparently my fucked up mind told me to crash into my bosses car, and it is still acting fucked up now. Please help me before my frontal and parietal lobes fail."
Seriously, if don't act a little panicked I bet the doctor will think we're insane. Who wouldn't be panicked if we crashed into a car and had glass in our fucking head.
D: Being extremely hostile. ::)Wouldn't a common factor of being insane is beingNow Phantom. No point in using swear words. That would be rude. Lets calmly and cheerfully tell the nice doctor man all are problems. Besides, your way of saying it lets him know that we're insane. So does mine.Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.Nein...
I'll say in a more sane way.
"Doc, as you can see, there is fucking glass IN MY HEAD! And before I was in the crash, I was suffering memory loss, and only recognizing things if I see them or I am told about them. And although I am sure I wasn't suffering schizophrenia before this date, I am now. Apparently my fucked up mind told me to crash into my bosses car, and it is still acting fucked up now. Please help me before my frontal and parietal lobes fail."
Seriously, if don't act a little panicked I bet the doctor will think we're insane. Who wouldn't be panicked if we crashed into a car and had glass in our fucking head.
A: Too cheerful
B: Too calm
C: Denying we're insane.
You wouldn't be pissed off if we've nearly killed ourselves?Wut
Jesus, the other Forum members act more sane than this!
You heard me, mister insane peasant.You wouldn't be pissed off if we've nearly killed ourselves?Wut
Jesus, the other Forum members act more sane than this!
You wouldn't be pissed off if we've nearly killed ourselves?No. If someone else nearly killed us, yes. But we did it. So, no.
Jesus, the other Forum members act more sane than this!
Fuck this game, fuck these suggestions, I'm leaving.
*Picks up briefcase of Tiberium Vinifera and goes to subteranean transport, and goes off to oversee the growing of a Tiberium Cruentus crystal and an Obelisk of Light*
...I gotta get out of this forum!
You cannot leave! You are one of us now! *puts on black robe* One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
Unlike you, I amy come and go freely.Fuck this game, fuck these suggestions, I'm leaving.
*Picks up briefcase of Tiberium Vinifera and goes to subteranean transport, and goes off to oversee the growing of a Tiberium Cruentus crystal and an Obelisk of Light*...I gotta get out of this forum!
You cannot leave! You are one of us now! *puts on black robe* One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us! One of us!
Okay. Tell the doctor that we were in a car accident and need medical help.Phantom, don't even try to run. *grabs longsword*
I got the silliness out of my system for now. And Phantom, if you insist. *grabs ceremonial dagger*
Let's give him a chance to come back. Do things seriously for a while. If time passes and he doesn't...well...Okay. Tell the doctor that we were in a car accident and need medical help.Phantom, don't even try to run. *grabs longsword*
I got the silliness out of my system for now. And Phantom, if you insist. *grabs ceremonial dagger*
Good idea, If he doesn't come back then we will show theLet's give him a chance to come back. Do things seriously for a while. If time passes and he doesn't...well...Okay. Tell the doctor that we were in a car accident and need medical help.Phantom, don't even try to run. *grabs longsword*
I got the silliness out of my system for now. And Phantom, if you insist. *grabs ceremonial dagger*
*rewinds tape*Tell the doctor that you got in a car accident.
Smile at the doctor "Thank you so much for making time to see me. I think I'm developing a rather nasty rash and thought I should get it checked."
Or be happy that he is gone?I will fucking spam your dreams.
I had a dream with Phantom in it. He was an ass. :PNot surprising.
Aren't you getting tired from walking back and forth?Considering I am sitting in the Montauk, I am not walking and I am not tired.
come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!No.
come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!No.
I believe in Kane.
One Vision, One Purpouse.
Ha, Phantom didn't get it.come back phantom. I will make you obey!!!!!No.
I believe in Kane.
One Vision, One Purpouse.
Ah yes Kane.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hmm.. I wanted to make a witty comment but I couldn't get my brain to process one..
Also you are underworked and overpaid. AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMORE!You take the Highlights for Adults Magazine with you as you leave.
> Roll up Highlights for Adults magazine tightly and glare at everyone in the room.
Explain that you are suffering from sever amnesia; you cannot remember anything until someone else tells you about it. Also insanity, which made you crash your car.The doctor stares at you. You feel as though telling him all your problem will solve nothing.
Leonardo, fuck no.There is no need to wait patiently when the doctor is ready to help you!Explain that you are suffering from sever amnesia; you cannot remember anything until someone else tells you about it. Also insanity, which made you crash your car.Temporary Insanity.
And I prefer to see me as conscious thought and his frontal lobe instead of something caused from schizophrenia.
Wait patiently.
The doctor writes some things on his Notepad.Walk up to the doctor and cheerfully say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.And add: "and please, within the next ten minutes"
The doctor speaks slow and calmly, "We're going to get you some Medicine and remove those pieces of glass, okay?"Walk up to the doctor and say," I appear to be suffering from memory loss, I hear voices that tell me to do a variety of different things, including one that thought I was a woman, and I have just been in a car crash. Please make me better!" and give him a big smile. No sense brooding over this turn of events.Nein...
I'll say in a more sane way.
"Doc, as you can see, there is fucking glass IN MY HEAD! And before I was in the crash, I was suffering memory loss, and only recognizing things if I see them or I am told about them. And although I am sure I wasn't suffering schizophrenia before this date, I am now. Apparently my fucked up mind told me to crash into my bosses car, and it is still acting fucked up now. Please help me before my frontal and parietal lobes fail."
Seriously, if don't act a little panicked I bet the doctor will think we're insane. Who wouldn't be panicked if we crashed into a car and had glass in our fucking head.
*rewinds tape*The doctor looks questioningly at you. "You have a rash?"
Smile at the doctor "Thank you so much for making time to see me. I think I'm developing a rather nasty rash and thought I should get it checked."
"Yes, you've told me that several times now. And what are you talking about?"*rewinds tape*Tell the doctor that you got in a car accident.
Smile at the doctor "Thank you so much for making time to see me. I think I'm developing a rather nasty rash and thought I should get it checked."
EDIT: And ask about this "991" thing. Isn't it 911?
"Man, I have no hope. I just need euthanasia, I... I need rest. Some things are just causing things bad for my well being and others."Why can't you actually have fun for once? :(
But seeing as how you people like being insane bloody mental psychos I doubt this will get through.
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?
"Man, I have no hope. I just need euthanasia, I... I need rest. Some things are just causing things bad for my well being and others."How is asking for the nurse to kill you after a slight panic attack and a car crash a serious course of action? My friend, you are a kettle calling pristine white coffee mugs black.
But seeing as how you people like being insane bloody mental psychos I doubt this will get through.
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?
Cooperate with NurseThis. And getting asking to get killed is a little extreme. If we ask for anything it should be a sedative.
Tell him/her whatever he/she needs to know. Tell the truth.
Let him/her perform any tests he/she needs to perform.
Take any medicine he/she gives you.
Or surgery on the frontal and parietal lobes.OBJECTION!! This is competely OOC. We are just a simple buissness man who has not taken a major in medicine. Plus I don't think the doctors will to surgery on our brain just because YOU want them to. Just get treated from glass in our body then if the boss rings up on why we totaled his car we say that our car had its acceleration sabotaged by the 'punks' that live in our street, by changing it to the break pedal.
No, Ochita, we need help, especially for thoughts like this.QuoteOr surgery on the frontal and parietal lobes.OBJECTION!! This is competely OOC. We are just a simple buissness man who has not taken a major in medicine. Plus I don't think the doctors will to surgery on our brain just because YOU want them to. Just get treated from glass in our body then if the boss rings up on why we totaled his car we say that our car had its acceleration sabotaged by the 'punks' that live in our street, by changing it to the break pedal.
> Begin giggling constantly for like 20 minutes, then stop suddenly, standing stock-still, mouth agape. Eyes rolling all around the room, tongue wiggling, and then a single piercing cry of "GABBRO" before beginning the cycle again.Do you want people to think there is something horribly wrong with us?
> Begin giggling constantly for like 20 minutes, then stop suddenly, standing stock-still, mouth agape. Eyes rolling all around the room, tongue wiggling, and then a single piercing cry of "GABBRO" before beginning the cycle again.No, no-no-no-no-no!
Lets just tell the doctor that we got in a accident and are hurting.This.
"Man, I have no hope. I just need euthanasia, I... I need rest. Some things are just causing things bad for my well being and others."Unfortunately, you are Serious and cannot ask people to kill you.
But seeing as how you people like being insane bloody mental psychos I doubt this will get through.
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?
Cooperate with NurseYou debate about whether to tell the truth or to lie. Seeing as how you've already lied, you decide to at least attempt to lie some more, so that you don't get into more trouble.
Tell him/her whatever he/she needs to know. Tell the truth.
Let him/her perform any tests he/she needs to perform.
Take any medicine he/she gives you."Man, I have no hope. I just need euthanasia, I... I need rest. Some things are just causing things bad for my well being and others."How is asking for the nurse to kill you after a slight panic attack and a car crash a serious course of action? My friend, you are a kettle calling pristine white coffee mugs black.
But seeing as how you people like being insane bloody mental psychos I doubt this will get through.
Why can't there be one serious forum game here?
> Begin giggling constantly for like 20 minutes, then stop suddenly, standing stock-still, mouth agape. Eyes rolling all around the room, tongue wiggling, and then a single piercing cry of "GABBRO" before beginning the cycle again.You are far too Serious to consider such an action useful.
How about no?You tell the Nurse you were in an accident. She gives a look of obviousness, but grabs some Tools and Bottles from some nearby cupboards. She begins removing the Shards of Glass from your skin. The procedure is long and painful, but you are finally gauzed up and ready to go.
Lets just tell the doctor that we got in a accident and are hurting.
Leave and go home.This. Let's check up on the wife and kid.
Leave, the proceed to take a nice long wlæk in a random direction, to clear your head.You leave and walk in a random direction. Random being toward your Home.
Leave and go home.On retrospect, you probably shouldn't've walked. But, the four hours was nice. You make it Home at around sunset.
Do this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918)
Enter home. Pick up mail if present. Call out to wife and child (whilst skimming mail)The mail has already been taken. Or you didn't get any.
"I'm home! You wouldn't believe the day I've had! Looks like you had quite the day too; what happened to the window?"
Carefully sneak in to the home.You open the door stealthily. It squeaks a little bit.
Ask "honey are you home?" If there is no reply then go inside and grab coat rack as weaponYou ask a couple of times, but here no reply. The house is silent.
"Hello? Anyone in here? (Wife or Daughters Name)?"You enter the kitchen and grab a Knife.
If there is no reply, pick up a heavy implement, preferably a shovel, or go inside to the kitchen to get a knife.
Just go in. What can happen? Your daughter smashed the door during playtime most likely.You continue to search the Home. On the dining room table, you find a Threatening Note. You read it.
Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)Warning: Possibility of killing wife and child, destroying infrastructure and killing bystanders.
And the problem is?Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)Warning: Possibility of killing wife and child, destroying infrastructure and killing bystanders.
Hunted by police, larger crime organization hunting us...And the problem is?Gather materials for IED. Get Project From Work. Insert IED into project. Give Project. When at safe distace... Say Goodbye. With Fire. 8)Warning: Possibility of killing wife and child, destroying infrastructure and killing bystanders.
Screw being nonsensical, I'm being serious.
Crawl away from wreckage, realizing you don't have a phone, call for help.Slip in and out between different realities.I... I don't there being a Pyramid Head or bringing our daughter (Who's name was Cheryl) in our car...
Do this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918)
Error: We do not have a son, our family has been kidnapped and we do not seem to have a cat.Do this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918 (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/195918)
Listen to him.NOW!
PanicYou Panic a bit. It helps nothing.
Hm... how could they tell if we called 991?You investigate the Home Phone. Being neither skilled in Electrical Engineering, Phones, or Bugging Devices, you're not sure what to look for. Instead you Panic some more. You try to calm yourself.
Be suspicious of note's threat, investigate home phone.
Get the gun we have been saving for this day. (what reasonable man wouldn't have a gun just in case?)You do not nor have ever owned a gun. The notion strikes you as reckless and foolhardy.
Just go to the Pawn and Gun and buy a bolt action rifle or a semi automatic rifle. At least we'll stop them from doing more shit.The Pawn Shop is not on your list of Available Locations!
Oh fine, get Steve and our boss, travel to the police station, tell the police, go to gun store, and buy guns for all for all of us.You do not know where either Steve or the Boss live, but you do have Steve's Phone Number! Perhaps you should give him a call.
Technically we did not call 991.
I've just had a brilliant idea.You have no clue what Tannerite is. You're pretty sure the Boss enjoys hunting however.
Ask boss or steve to make a copy of the Companies Project. Also tell them I a group wishes to have it. Put project in a briefcase, and go off to buy some Tannerite. Fill the brief case after mixing the components for tannerite. Buy one of those high powered rifles used in those wars, don't forget ammo. Remember if Steve or the Boss goes hunting.
Car hood in flight after 0.5 pounds of Tannerite (0.23 kg) is detonated under it's hood.
Anyway, call Steve for the Bosses Phone number. Also ask where the pawn shop is. That and a gang of criminals kidnapped our family and threatens to kill them if we don't give them the company project tomorrow at the docks.You call Steve's Phone Number. He answers!
Face-palm self for not having anything for self-defense. Then sleep. While thinking about minefields.You feel rather stupid for not owning a gun. But, to be fair, you never thought people would kidnap your family.
Oh god its groundhog day all over again. Awesome! Ask wife if she's ok then check to see if its just one big dreamYou ask your Wife if she's okay. She tells you she's too tired for your nonsense.
Lead shady character: Rape woman.
Hey you're the insane one here, I'm only suggesting the natural things a criminal would to with women.Quote from: PhantomLead shady character: Rape woman.
Bad Phantom! No raeping!
No phantom! Veto.Shady group of men across the street: Break into house, kidnap family.
Lead shady character: Rape woman.
Shady group of men: Leave threatening note for the man of the house.
use phone to call steve to have our sick leaveWhat a silly notion. Steve isn't your superior or in human resources!
Warn family about kidnapping, explain dream of future. Go to work, don't crash car.You tell your Wife to be wary of kidnappers. Despite the entire thing sounding like you're paranoid, she seems a little disturbed. Perhaps it's your tone. She agrees.
Tell family about strange deja vu.You exit the bedroom. You are met by your Daughter. She asks why you're leaving so early. You tell her that you have to go to Work. You think about telling hher about the kidnappers, but instead tell her to be wary of strangers.
Eat breakfast of hardboiled eggs. bacon and pancakes.
Make coffee. Drink it.
Brush teeth and go use the damn toilet.
Take key's.
Say goodbye.
Go to work without crashing cars.
Shady group of men across the street: Break into house, kidnap family.
Lead shady character: Rape woman.
Shady group of men: Leave threatening note for the man of the house.
And don't forget to jump on the table and scream,"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME YOU DIRTY APES" when your done.
And don't forget to jump on the table and scream,"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME YOU DIRTY APES" when your done.
Remember that we are trying to keep people from thinking we're crazy.
(http://therawfeed.com/pix/shut_up.jpg)And don't forget to jump on the table and scream,"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME YOU DIRTY APES" when your done.
Remember that we are trying to keep people from thinking we're crazy.
Oh yes...I forgot.
Don't forget to jump on the table and sceam,"YOU MIGHT GET ME YOU DIRTY APES" when your done.
Yes,Take Phantoms idea and glue a zipper on your boss's face and say SHUT UP.If it matters to the rest of you, all crazy ideas are pretty much ignored since you switched to Serious Mode.
Warn Steve and the boss of the criminals.You think that might not be the best idea, considering the look you got from your Wife.
Don't warn them. Do work.As Steve is here yet, you ask the Boss if he'd want to go hunting. He agrees, not realizing you were a hunter. He asks when you'd want to go hunting.
Ask boss and steve if they'd like to go on a hunting trip after the work is done.
Tell them you have to go home and get something if they agree.
Let's NOT do that until the thugs kidnap our familyWell, that's an easy one. Your Daughter. You don't recall ever having a son.
Anyway, remember who we love better, our son if we have one or our daughter.
Call him.You call Steve's Number. He picks up! You ask him where he is.
Call him.You do not find any weapons.
Still,search for weapons.
Maybe a knife,or a pipe,Or an AE Type-3 Plasma Generated Gravity Cannon (I CAME UP WITH THAT)
Drive home vigilantly.You drive Home.
Enter Paranoid Mode.Veto.
You begin to start telling your Wife about Steve's warning. Unfortunately, something seems off as you enter the living room.Tell wife and kids that they have to follow you.
Replicate kidnapper's note.
Leave on table.
Flee to switzerland.
Tell your wife about Steve's warning.
Tell them to grab the nearest club-like weapon and follow you back to your car. Then call steve again.I think Steve is a little busy right now.
Tell family about everything.Maybe later when there's not a gun pointed at you or them.
Do what he says.You get into the Car. The man gets into the back seat.
While preparing to kick the shit out of him if we have to.How, exactly, do you plan to do that without getting shot or your Wife killed?
Drive very to work sanely.You severely doubt your car-flipping skills WITHOUT a man holding a gun behind you.
Hit on the acceleration in an attempt to flip the car over while trying to wrestle away the nearest mans gun.
Leave Serious Mode
Oh god, you guys are going to get us killed. I won't stop you, but if you get us killed I'll never trust you guys in this game again.
...At least I'm doing it in Serious Mode, and we should have time to grab it if he is stunned.Oh god, you guys are going to get us killed. I won't stop you, but if you get us killed I'll never trust you guys in this game again.
You're the one trying to grab a gun pointed to your head.
How did I not notice the then? Well, brace for impact!...At least I'm doing it in Serious Mode, and we should have time to grab it if he is stunned.Oh god, you guys are going to get us killed. I won't stop you, but if you get us killed I'll never trust you guys in this game again.
You're the one trying to grab a gun pointed to your head.
"Step away from the employee, S.O.B.s."Spoiler: Our boss, Mr. Eubanks. (click to show/hide)
Cooperate for now. Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk."Accidentaly" kick a cat.
...What?... ...Veto. Both of those ideas.Cooperate for now. Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk."Accidentaly" kick a cat.
Or dog.
Or security guard.Or God.Scratch that, don't kick God.
Inspiration! Drive into the Boss's Car!Because that worked so well last time!
Accelerate into the buildings walls.You decide the potential for this succeeding is less than it needs to be for you to do it.
And we'd rather not piss off our boss, and our damage to the car and robbers and ourselves unfortunately.
Then grab the man's gun and shoot him and his friends! (if he has some in the car)There are no other Armed Men in this car. Perhaps trying to grab his gun would be better if you weren't in front of him.
Also, enter Bullet Time-enabled kickass mode.You cannot leave Serious Mode.
Shut up, Drive Into Wall.You think about doing this for a second, and realize he may or may not shoot you or your family once he realizes you're trying to take his gun or kill him. All in all, you're better waiting for a more opportune moment to stop him.
Advantages: Will stun robbers, possily making them drop their guns.
Disadvantages: May also hurt us and family.
Also, It will get the attention of everyone around us. That's a plus too, because if we're really lucky someone might have a gun and try to help us.Your Boss is the only person here, and it's severely unlikely that he can take down an Armed Man by himself. Now, if it were an Unarmed Man...
Cooperate for now. Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk.Unfortunately, there is no day Security Guard. The company you work for is relatively small, and as such only employ a night Security Guard, named Hank.
You don't work at a Animal Hospital!Cooperate for now. Go with them into the building and find an excuse to make a noise as you approach the security guard's desk."Accidentaly" kick a cat.
Or dog.
Or security guard.Or God.Scratch that, don't kick God.
Initiate Operation Genre Savvy.Good idea, but we can do one better:
Enter the building:
If he follows, cooperate, as being killed is not a good thing.
If he doesn't follow, find somewhere to take a nap, and do so.
Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.Veto.
Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.
UnvetoAsk Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.Veto.
Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.
You sir, are a damn insane man, and the fact I would veto you each time would mean we'd get nowhere unless a third party weighs in on these matters.UnvetoAsk Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.Veto.
Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.
Ask Armed Man for a peppermint. When he goes for the peppermint, crunch his "'Lil Buddy". Grab his gun and press the barrel to his head. Negotiate for Family with Buttonhole Robbers.He would have to be a gigantic idiot to fall for that trick.
Alternitive: find out whats so damn important about the project.