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Title: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Petrifyer on November 02, 2012, 09:51:09 am
EDITED
Blank now. There was a mistake.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Petrifyer on November 02, 2012, 09:52:08 am
Sorry, wrong topic. Don't reply, please.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 02, 2012, 09:52:36 am
You can move topics yanno.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 02, 2012, 09:53:03 am
You can move topics yanno.
Or lock them.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 02, 2012, 09:58:31 am
Or neither and just wait for the inevitable clusterfuck to be locked by the Toad.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Petrifyer on November 02, 2012, 12:56:09 pm
Well, just don't reply. I've moved this post to a more appropriate place on the forums. Sorry for the whatever   :'(
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 02, 2012, 12:57:40 pm
Well if you didn't want people to reply you coulda just locked it. And you didn't move it either.

Just a heads up.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Hanslanda on November 02, 2012, 01:02:16 pm
Or neither and just wait for the inevitable clusterfuck to be locked by the Toad.


Apparently Petryifier...
 8)
Is taking a third option.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH.


But seriously, there's both lock and move topic, pretty easy to spot IIRC. Until either one of those happens, you'll probably get people like Darvi or I popping in to tell you that you can lock or move topics. :P
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: misko27 on November 02, 2012, 01:06:26 pm
My fort has had a string of dead sheriffs. The position is appearantly cursed, and everyone who has it has gone mad or been killed within a week. I've stopped assigning it all together.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Zrk2 on November 03, 2012, 01:35:12 am
Now we can derail. WITH MAGMA!
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 03, 2012, 04:02:18 am
Apparently Petryifier...
 8)
Is taking a third option.

YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH.
But there was nothing punny about that at all  :'(

Also yeah, bottom right (left?) corner of the thread there are options to move/lock a thread OP
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Lectorog on November 03, 2012, 04:03:53 pm
The joke is that there is no joke.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 03, 2012, 04:09:23 pm
The joke is that there is no joke.
Why did the chicken make the joke?

Seriously why? The world was better off without it.

Then the chicken died.

The end.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 03, 2012, 04:19:05 pm
The joke is that there is no joke.
Why did the chicken make the joke?

Seriously why? The world was better off without it.

Then the chicken died.

The end.
and then everyone became unhappy at the delicious chicken.
ftfy
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: misko27 on November 03, 2012, 04:19:18 pm
The joke is that there is no joke.
Why did the chicken make the joke?

Seriously why? The world was better off without it.

Then the chicken died.

The end.
and then everyone became unhappy at the dead chicken.

not because it died, but because it smelt horrible.
And then the Trollomancer came, uttered a brief chant to his dark god, then necro'd the chicken.

And summoned a undead raven army, and cackled on his merry way.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: kaenneth on November 03, 2012, 04:23:08 pm
This sentence is the least funny joke ever.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Lectorog on November 03, 2012, 04:31:06 pm
This sentence is the least funny joke ever.
I've heard worse.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Leatra on November 03, 2012, 10:23:24 pm
Sorry, wrong topic. Don't reply, please.

And there are like 20 replies after that.

Never let a topic die with silence while it still has a fightining chance. You guys make me proud to be a Bay 12 member!
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: DarkWolfXV on November 04, 2012, 07:41:26 am
I love Bay12, EVERY irrevelant or spambot topic is derailed into something, sometimes useful.
Anyway i like chickens, they are tasty.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Lectorog on November 04, 2012, 10:06:57 am
We need completely useless threads sometimes to continue being serious and/or productive elsewhere. At the least, it helps to remind how terrible disjointed threads are.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 04, 2012, 10:08:30 am
It's true. It helps keeping the silly out of the system, especially the kind that would even derail the Happy and WTF threads.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 04, 2012, 10:11:49 am
It helps keeping the silly out of the system...
Well... Fuel to the fire to burn it all out..
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Leatra on November 04, 2012, 10:27:01 am
Well, there are worse (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118475.msg3757764;topicseen#msg3757764).
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 04, 2012, 10:33:13 am
Well, there are worse (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=118475.msg3757764;topicseen#msg3757764).
Threads born with rails leading into an angle grinder. The mutant spawn of the chaotic gods of the human hive mind.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Leatra on November 04, 2012, 10:34:44 am
The mutant spawn of the chaotic gods of the human hive mind.
Probably the awesomest thing I heard all day.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 04, 2012, 11:02:43 am
This derail is very meta.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Lectorog on November 04, 2012, 11:06:39 am
The rails here were broken in the first place; it was a topic started on the wrong board.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 04, 2012, 11:07:14 am
Really it's not so much a train anymore as much as it is a bus.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 04, 2012, 11:07:20 am
Thing is, the train driver could have switched rails or pulled the brake. But he did not.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 04, 2012, 11:08:20 am
And now we have a runaway train wrecking fruit stands, running over kittens and generally fucking up the fabric of reality. GJ OP!
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 04, 2012, 11:09:58 am
All it needs is some Genghis Sans.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Lectorog on November 04, 2012, 11:14:18 am
Someone pulled out the Comic Sans. Sorry, folks, thread's over.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 04, 2012, 11:20:12 am
Dammit LW, what did I tell you about using the Sanstomic bomb?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 04, 2012, 11:24:11 am
That it was Sanstacular?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 04, 2012, 11:26:13 am
No! I did exactly the opposite!

Namely, I didn't bring it even up because I didn't want to talk about it.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Knight of Fools on November 04, 2012, 11:26:41 am
Font Rainbow Time!

That... was incredibly difficult.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 04, 2012, 11:47:20 am
3... 2... 1... We have liftoff!
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 12:05:57 pm
I once watched a Necro'd thread in DF community games that was 4 replis long, yet it STILL managed to become a succession fort.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 04, 2012, 12:32:45 pm
And the tree pun thread. Oh the tree pun thread. It should really have died a LONG time ago.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 04, 2012, 12:33:35 pm
Yeah that one had deserved to be chopped.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Flying Dice on November 04, 2012, 03:31:53 pm
Wood you please not start this again.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on November 04, 2012, 09:26:34 pm
Why? Are yew just jealous of the masterful tree puns?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: misko27 on November 04, 2012, 09:30:15 pm
Damn it guys. We must get to the root of this tree obsession.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Eagle_eye on November 04, 2012, 10:08:34 pm
(we must get)√ (this tree obsession)
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Flying Dice on November 04, 2012, 11:39:05 pm
Cypressly, guys. We're going to get beeched at again.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Knight of Fools on November 05, 2012, 01:13:29 am
Eh, that's oak-ay with me.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 05, 2012, 02:48:02 am
Are yew guys seriously doing this again?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: freeformschooler on November 05, 2012, 02:50:56 am
Are we evergreena stop these pun threads?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 05, 2012, 02:52:18 am
That's brushing it a bit, guys.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: lordcooper on November 05, 2012, 05:00:14 am
Something something pining for something
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 05, 2012, 05:03:47 am
Somewhere, somebody saw this thread and logged out in disgust.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Dutchling on November 05, 2012, 05:09:03 am
(we must get)√ (this tree obsession)
*insert tree with a name similar to 'sigged'*
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Darvi on November 05, 2012, 05:11:16 am
Figged?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Dutchling on November 05, 2012, 05:16:24 am
(we must get)√ (this tree obsession)
Figged?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Yoink on November 05, 2012, 06:02:10 am
Shh guys, if someone hears these awful puns they might call the copse.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 05, 2012, 01:22:51 pm
I somehow managed to derail two threads in one day.
Wow.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Flying Dice on November 05, 2012, 03:18:02 pm
Drowan't worry, it's nut anything unyewsual.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Leatra on November 05, 2012, 03:26:55 pm
Enough with the puns already you beeches.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 05, 2012, 03:29:10 pm
Cod no! I catpun to like them.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 05, 2012, 03:36:14 pm
On the codtrary: we are very punny.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 05, 2012, 04:58:55 pm
Well that was just fishy. I bait someone misread that. They're probably carping up the wrong tree already.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 05, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
I saw this thread and codn't be-leave it. It's a-pears ash if it has become a bass-tion for insanity and practically a school for puns. Is the original p-oyster still popping in occasionally? I bet he'll be weeping and willow-nly feel regret if he returns and see how this thread has been tree-ted? Maybe he feels eel, and that's why he's stopped posting.

If you are floundering about, Ptetra-fyer, candiru-quest you say something?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Leatra on November 05, 2012, 07:52:45 pm
I can feel my brain cells committing suicide.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 05, 2012, 07:57:13 pm
Do you need some kelp with that?
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Leatra on November 05, 2012, 08:08:04 pm
*Leatra's brain explodes into gore!*
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: kaijyuu on November 06, 2012, 03:29:02 am
Sorry great, don't have one. You're barking up the wrong tree.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 06, 2012, 09:01:36 am
We should purrbably paws to grieve for this loss.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Loud Whispers on November 06, 2012, 01:37:19 pm
Nah, wouldn't want to dog people to show up for some old bones. Puns are better. A pet project if you will.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: miauw62 on November 06, 2012, 01:38:52 pm
You guys should really know when to leaf.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Jellycat12 on November 06, 2012, 01:42:46 pm
Yes, and thiss is not the time.
Title: Re: Anything ridiculous happen in anyone's fortress?
Post by: Scoops Novel on November 06, 2012, 04:06:50 pm
Definitely not a dumbo-breaker (edit. i hang my hat in shame. Only beaten by this. "What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph?

The photograph is fully developed!" TO THE SCRATCH NEST!)