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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16680 on: December 14, 2021, 04:40:00 pm »
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You thought putting a baby on an inmate would fill me with pity, not joy.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16681 on: December 18, 2021, 04:11:37 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 18, 2021, 04:10:15 am
No one will expect a secret spy base hidden underneath an outhouse!
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16682 on: December 18, 2021, 06:42:57 pm »
Well we didn't suspect the bear, so that's fair.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16683 on: December 24, 2021, 10:27:41 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16684 on: December 25, 2021, 09:26:41 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 18, 2021, 06:42:57 pm
Well we didn't suspect the bear, so that's fair.


I saw that story, must have been a half aslept nibble. Almost cute.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16685 on: December 25, 2021, 10:59:59 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 18, 2021, 06:42:57 pm
Well we didn't suspect the bear, so that's fair.

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They determined it wasn’t that serious, but they would head to Haines if it worsened.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16686 on: December 27, 2021, 07:17:28 pm »
Quote from: random ad
Would you like to gain the perfect 20/20 vision you were born with? Did you know vision problems have absolutely nothing to do with your eyes?


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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16687 on: December 28, 2021, 03:06:20 am »
Quote from: dragdeler on December 27, 2021, 07:17:28 pm
Quote from: random ad
Would you like to gain the perfect 20/20 vision you were born with? Did you know vision problems have absolutely nothing to do with your eyes?


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Blind people are just faking it, just open your eyes SMH.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16688 on: December 29, 2021, 02:00:29 pm »
Quote from: Starver on October 09, 2021, 03:19:36 am
[1] You may argue over sloths, now, whose limbs are adapted to be suspensive for so much of their life; thus four-armed (or some other classification) even beyond the most brachiating of omnigrasping primates.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16689 on: January 07, 2022, 02:58:21 pm »
Quote from: Bus simulator 21 part 2
...That the sort of advertisement that our demographic, people afraid of the moon presses, are really going to lap up
Video https://youtu.be/pNqEMGW5tA4
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16690 on: January 12, 2022, 02:43:36 pm »
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16691 on: January 22, 2022, 04:10:51 pm »
"Your either a smart fella or a fart smella" - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16692 on: January 22, 2022, 06:53:37 pm »
"Sam Hammich gave me a ham sammich" - Bob at work 27 years ago
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16693 on: February 10, 2022, 11:56:45 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on February 09, 2022, 06:12:04 pm
It's not like you are being asked to walk around with a dildo in your ass and 220 volt titty clamps.
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Re: Out of context and funny quotes thread. 15000 posts and still chugging.
« Reply #16694 on: February 22, 2022, 04:31:19 pm »
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courts have taken a dim view of claims that animals or divine beings can take advantage of copyright protections

EDIT: And another one (to avoid double-post):

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I think Strawberry is actually Pizza. I also like how the veggie burger has no patty.
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