Post by: zwei on May 03, 2010, 02:45:45 am
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/
Window into sad, empty life of Jon who battles with his insanity. Enjoy!
Post by: G-Flex on May 03, 2010, 02:50:53 am
Post by: zwei on May 03, 2010, 08:24:49 am
So it's the old Garfield Randomizer, but with Garfield Minus Garfield supplying the panels? I don't know if that's better or worse.
There is Garfield strip randomizer?! Oh my...
Post by: Cthulhu on May 03, 2010, 12:15:30 pm
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 03, 2010, 12:24:06 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1384288668.png)Meanwhile, in an alternate universe:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1315208304.png)
Spoiler: This one was pretty awesome: (click to show/hide)
Post by: G-Flex on May 03, 2010, 02:39:22 pm
So it's the old Garfield Randomizer, but with Garfield Minus Garfield supplying the panels? I don't know if that's better or worse.
There is Garfield strip randomizer?! Oh my...
There was a long time ago, before Garfield Minus Garfield existed. It just made a Garfield strip out of random panels, sort of like this does, except with the original strips. The copyright holders weren't amused, and got made, and it was taken down.
Post by: zwei on May 04, 2010, 01:58:08 am
So it's the old Garfield Randomizer, but with Garfield Minus Garfield supplying the panels? I don't know if that's better or worse.
There is Garfield strip randomizer?! Oh my...
There was a long time ago, before Garfield Minus Garfield existed. It just made a Garfield strip out of random panels, sort of like this does, except with the original strips. The copyright holders weren't amused, and got made, and it was taken down.
Ah, interesting. I took G-G existence (with blessing from Garfield creator) sign of them being fairly relaxed about derivative works and copyright.
Guess it is time to write few emails.
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 04, 2010, 02:02:14 am
EDIT: (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.345316165.png)
Lordy.
Post by: alway on May 04, 2010, 07:51:51 am
Heh, multiple personalities!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2116785190.png)
Post by: cerapa on May 04, 2010, 02:33:32 pm
Garfield minus everything?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.931137972.png)
Post by: piecewise on May 04, 2010, 03:00:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYfCPd_n7ao
Also Lasagna Cat is extremely relevant here
http://www.youtube.com/user/lasagnacat#p/a/u/0/ySGtniX4QrU
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 04, 2010, 04:07:39 pm
__________
"Theres something wrong with my pants"-Jon
_______________________________
O_0
______________________
*flat face*
I don't want to know...
Post by: The Mad Engineer on May 04, 2010, 05:25:55 pm
Post by: Charmander on May 04, 2010, 05:50:44 pm
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb98/bigmadtony/strip735296603.png)
Post by: piecewise on May 04, 2010, 05:56:16 pm
(http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz16/Piecewise/Andsohedid.jpg)
FIN
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 04, 2010, 07:31:58 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1625540716.png)
As well as these:
Spoiler: spoilered for amount (click to show/hide)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.757031565.png)
I wonder what happened here?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1632775593.png)
O_O
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.481169244.png)
I don't know why I find this one so funny? Past, Present, and Future? 3 Jons in the same area? I dunno.
...okay, I'm on a roll. I didn't have to reload multiple times to get those.
EDIT:
Okay, now I had to refresh a few more times to get more.
Post by: ein on May 04, 2010, 08:12:59 pm
This is... I don't know what to say...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Aqizzar on May 04, 2010, 08:27:10 pm
Post by: penguinofhonor on May 04, 2010, 10:10:29 pm
Post by: zwei on May 05, 2010, 01:22:30 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I think there's a pretty small selection of images in the rotation.
Yeah, I only plugged 40 something strips into that when i let it loose to public. I would like to do more, but I need some time to cut em to pieces.
Post by: Raviaric on May 05, 2010, 02:34:06 am
Two similar ones, right after the other.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.317884720.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1335769007.png)
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 05, 2010, 02:37:32 am
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 05, 2010, 11:41:49 am
Post by: smigenboger on May 05, 2010, 12:03:41 pm
The wonders of random
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 05, 2010, 01:11:45 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1099088858.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1981046154.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.677922585.png)
Reading all 3 strips in a row can make it seem Jon
I don't know what to make of this:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.216591455.png)
Or this: (Maybe he's reading the many statements that come across the bottom)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2001027023.png)
Make of this what you will:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.979238050.png)
Uh...:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1449251310.png)
Post by: Sensei on May 06, 2010, 08:58:37 am
Post by: kopout on May 06, 2010, 04:02:11 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1038623396.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1348511249.png)
These are surprisingly deep
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
And this last one just makes me think of the twilight zone. Knock,knock. Who's there? Noone ever again.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.762529184.png)
Post by: Diablous on May 06, 2010, 04:04:47 pm
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 06, 2010, 10:37:03 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on May 06, 2010, 11:01:40 pm
The weird thing is, if randomness gets such funny comics, why bother making them yourself at all? Why not just randomize and publish those?
Post by: The Mad Engineer on May 06, 2010, 11:43:21 pm
All humor is relative, with the original grounded reference frame to be an original Garfield comic. Any change whatsoever to that comic will yield a positive hilarious result.
Post by: Raviaric on May 07, 2010, 12:05:12 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1436751443.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.145846885.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.985736152.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1110375830.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.145119673.png)
I'd put them in spoiler tags, but I'm having issues with Javascript.
EDIT: The best is saved for when I refresh the IGMG page a few minutes later.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1532877524.png)
Post by: Cheddarius on May 07, 2010, 12:21:01 am
Man, this is the best.
Post by: JoshuaFH on May 07, 2010, 12:43:27 am
Post by: Dr. Johbson on May 07, 2010, 04:59:32 am
Golden.
EDIT-More, I can't stop!
EDITEDIT- Four now. Stopping now for sure.
EDITEDITEDIT- OH GOD FIVE
4EDIT- Ok, last one, promise. All of these are great.
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 07, 2010, 05:19:44 am
Post by: Muz on May 07, 2010, 05:39:49 am
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 07, 2010, 02:59:48 pm
Oh, and:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1090976558.MDAwOGF8MDA1NGJ8MDAzNGM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.658886870.MDAxMWF8MDA0NWJ8MDAwN2M.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1308314804.MDAwNGF8MDA0MGJ8MDAxOWM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1136044010.MDA1NWF8MDAyM2J8MDA1NWM.png)
...and so he did. :P
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1501219002.MDA1OGF8MDAyN2J8MDA1MGM.png)
Awesome.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.257434259.MDAyN2F8MDAyOWJ8MDA1N2M.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.69886514.MDA0M2F8MDAzN2J8MDA0MGM.png)
So wrong. >_<
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1377043694.MDA1NmF8MDA0OGJ8MDAzOGM.png)
Epic.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.405196473.MDA0M2F8MDA1MGJ8MDA1MGM.png)
Last one for the post.
Post by: cerapa on May 07, 2010, 03:38:09 pm
Sweet sweet revenge.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1169812718.MDA1MWF8MDAyMmJ8MDA0OWM.png)
Its hip to not to achieve anything.
Post by: zwei on May 07, 2010, 03:49:20 pm
I think something went screwy. My previous posts don't look right.
Yeah, very sorry about that!
it seems that every time i added new pictures to mix, old pictures with permalink got busted.
Which is quite understandable as number in url was really a rnd seed and rnd(40) will give different result than rnd(50) even with same seed.
I fixed it and now each picture has proper identifier that describes for what it is mixed. all image urls of new pictures went from:
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1169812718.png
to
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1169812718.MDA1MWF8MDAyMmJ8MDA0OWM.png
It should be stable now, but I guess you are best off saving pictures and uploading them to photobucket or something if you want to share em.
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 07, 2010, 05:56:17 pm
Post by: Raviaric on May 08, 2010, 02:19:19 am
This one fits together perfectly.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.652993709.MDA1NmF8MDA0OGJ8MDA0N2M.png)
There's been a lot of these ones lately.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1612590249.MDAxN2F8MDAwM2J8MDA1MWM.png)
This one fits perfectly too.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.653110452.MDAzOGF8MDA0OWJ8MDA0MGM.png)
I can't think of anything to say about this one.
Post by: Kagus on May 08, 2010, 03:26:00 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Makes you wonder what that shampoo was, don't it?
Post by: Dr. Johbson on May 08, 2010, 05:46:31 am
Deep.
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 08, 2010, 11:43:06 am
Lesson: Washing your hair with Bengay and iodine is a bad idea.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Makes you wonder what that shampoo was, don't it?
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 08, 2010, 03:40:19 pm
Fixed.Lesson: Washing your hair withSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Makes you wonder what that shampoo was, don't it?BengayMagma andiodinewater is a bad idea.
Post by: Diablous on May 08, 2010, 04:18:48 pm
Post by: Sensei on May 10, 2010, 12:06:10 pm
Donate to Ups Syndrome awareness today.
Post by: Lmaoboat on May 11, 2010, 02:59:21 pm
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4531/strip26305997mdaxmwf8md.png)
(http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/162/strip363140606mdawnwf8m.png)
Post by: SIGVARDR on May 11, 2010, 03:07:41 pm
This is the first one that popped up.Kind of amusing.
Post by: alway on May 11, 2010, 08:45:23 pm
Pretty much sums up the thread, doesn't it...
Post by: Vertigon on May 11, 2010, 09:08:39 pm
Code: [Select]
_____ _____ _____
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Post by: Solifuge on May 11, 2010, 09:44:33 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1612431815.MDAwMmF8MDAyMGJ8MDA1MGM.png)
Bachelor's Lament:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.39270845.MDAwOWF8MDAyMWJ8MDAxNGM.png)
Imaginary Cold Feet:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.490597930.MDAxNWF8MDAyMGJ8MDAzNmM.png)
A Man Who Knows What He Wants:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1280496426.MDA1OGF8MDAxNGJ8MDA1OWM.png)
I also had a rather funny one, but I didn't save it:
| Life has it's ups and downs. | (Stands silent and blank faced) | Earthquakes! |
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 12, 2010, 12:25:52 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kagus on May 12, 2010, 03:56:23 am
A Man Who Knows What He Wants:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1280496426.MDA1OGF8MDAxNGJ8MDA1OWM.png)
This is just gold.
Every now and then, the RNG stretches its shining hand down from the clouds and grants us a divine artifact, a symbol of otherworldly inspiration. The rest of the time, nothing makes sense.
We worship a strange and fickle god...
Post by: Solifuge on May 12, 2010, 07:43:48 am
Every now and then, the RNG stretches its shining hand down from the clouds and grants us a divine artifact, a symbol of otherworldly inspiration. The rest of the time, nothing makes sense.
We worship a strange and fickle god...
This is the first sig. quote I have ever been inspired to adopt as my own. Hope you don't mind.
Post by: LASD on May 12, 2010, 10:45:59 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1079403823.MDAxNmF8MDAzOGJ8MDAyMmM.png)
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 12, 2010, 10:48:53 am
Post by: Solifuge on May 12, 2010, 10:58:43 am
Behold the Tao of Jon.
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 12, 2010, 06:34:44 pm
I'm gonna go see if I can get a good one...
Jon hates Mrs. Feeny for a reason.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1266409271.MDA0NWF8MDAyOGJ8MDAyOWM.png)
Battling anger issues is tough.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1980167621.MDAxMmF8MDA1NmJ8MDAxMGM.png)
Zombie Contingency Program.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.747841476.MDA0OGF8MDA1NWJ8MDAxOWM.png)
Post by: Sensei on May 12, 2010, 10:17:08 pm
Post by: Vertigon on May 12, 2010, 10:42:01 pm
Epic.
Post by: Kagus on May 13, 2010, 12:21:19 am
Every now and then, the RNG stretches its shining hand down from the clouds and grants us a divine artifact, a symbol of otherworldly inspiration. The rest of the time, nothing makes sense.
We worship a strange and fickle god...
This is the first sig. quote I have ever been inspired to adopt as my own. Hope you don't mind.
Be my guest. Always an honor to have some random tidbit make it into someone's sig.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1501819672.MDA0MGF8MDA1N2J8MDA0MWM.png)
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 13, 2010, 03:26:50 am
Post by: zwei on May 15, 2010, 02:21:01 pm
Oh god, that's awesome.
Post by: Sensei on May 16, 2010, 12:25:54 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 16, 2010, 01:29:11 am
Good for you Jon.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1100261271.MDA2OWF8MDAwNmJ8MDA4NGM.png)
Aww. You know your life sucks when even your schizophrenia doesn't want you to join in.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1623283851.MDAxNWF8MDAwM2J8MDA5N2M.png)
Yikes...
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1626176166.MDAyN2F8MDA3MGJ8MDA1M2M.png)
Heh.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.265565398.MDAwN2F8MDAzN2J8MDA4MGM.png)
... I don't want to know. >_<
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.598036320.MDA4M2F8MDA5NWJ8MDA2MWM.png)
Long night?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.393585706.MDAyNmF8MDA4MGJ8MDAyOWM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1118176055.MDA1MmF8MDA4NWJ8MDA1N2M.png)
Really Jon?
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on May 19, 2010, 10:45:51 am
EDIT:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1542238350.MDA4MmF8MDAxMmJ8MDA2N2M.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.728013811.MDA4MGF8MDAyMmJ8MDA4M2M.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1014534554.MDAxM2F8MDA4NWJ8MDA2OWM.png)
Post by: Kagus on May 19, 2010, 01:39:52 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: Added a couple.
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 19, 2010, 08:22:23 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Solifuge on May 19, 2010, 10:02:26 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1989940026.MDA0N2F8MDA1OWJ8MDA2MGM.png)
Bachelor Chow 1:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.335037007.MDAxM2F8MDA4OGJ8MDA1MWM.png)
At Least He Keeps Himself Entertained:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.692072189.MDA4M2F8MDA4MmJ8MDA5OGM.png)
Coin Operated Shower:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1813374277.MDA2OGF8MDA1NWJ8MDA2NWM.png)
Bachelor Chow 2:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.361385474.MDA2OWF8MDAzMGJ8MDA4NmM.png)
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 19, 2010, 10:08:16 pm
Post by: Solifuge on May 19, 2010, 10:15:51 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.603935029.MDA4MGF8MDEwMGJ8MDA4OWM.png)
Or possibly Emo.
Post by: Kagus on May 19, 2010, 10:48:39 pm
At Least He Keeps Himself Entertained:Niiice... Guy's got quite the narcissistic sense of humor.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on May 20, 2010, 12:28:25 am
Spoiler: Jon comes to a realization (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon attempts to surprise a ninja (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is corrected (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon sets right once what went wrong (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon greets a stranger (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon Celebrates (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon gives us only more questions (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is more hospitable to his earlier guest (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 20, 2010, 12:51:22 am
Spoiler: False Advertising (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Omnipotence (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Imaaaagination (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Omnipotence II (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Costume parties notwithstanding (click to show/hide)
Post by: LASD on May 20, 2010, 09:17:12 am
Spoiler: Cooking (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sensei on May 20, 2010, 10:16:43 pm
Post by: HideousBeing on May 20, 2010, 10:22:47 pm
Schizophrenia
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1967573147.MDA3OGF8MDEwMmJ8MDEwMmM.png)
Better than michael bay
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1363210469.MDA1NmF8MDA5NmJ8MDAxOWM.png)
Yes... We are
Okay this site is pretty lolzy
Post by: Solifuge on May 20, 2010, 10:39:39 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.43493917.MDA2OWF8MDA4NmJ8MDEwMGM.png)
I don't share Jon's ideas of cooking. Or the excitement.
John is apparently just that hot. I love it.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 21, 2010, 12:12:43 am
Spoiler: Jon thinks of something to do (click to show/hide)
edit: whew! Fixed it!
Spoiler: Jon receives some fashion advice (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon strives (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kagus on May 21, 2010, 03:55:31 am
Spoiler: Eww... (click to show/hide)
Oh, Jon... Jon, tell me you didn't just...
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 21, 2010, 08:52:48 am
Spoiler: Brutality (click to show/hide)
Post by: Raviaric on May 21, 2010, 03:33:19 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 21, 2010, 05:51:52 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on May 22, 2010, 10:03:37 pm
Spoiler: Jon makes a statement (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's finding (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon smites (click to show/hide)
Post by: Karnewarrior on May 22, 2010, 10:24:49 pm
Spoiler: large (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kagus on May 23, 2010, 01:05:10 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 23, 2010, 01:07:31 am
Post by: Kagus on May 23, 2010, 01:26:12 am
There was one strip I ran across way back, but was stupid enough not to save... It started with Jon saying "I've done things in my life that I regret", then it flashed back to a panel with Jon standing and looking at his pink (dancing) shoes, and then the end panel returned to present-Jon staring off into space with a contented look on his face.
Apparently, he didn't regret those shoes.
EDIT: And the main reason I brought up the Accident Jon was because I cheated to get it and I was waiting for a way to slip that into the conversation. Consider it a confession of guilt.
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 23, 2010, 01:32:04 am
Post by: Tarran on May 23, 2010, 01:46:41 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 23, 2010, 01:49:30 am
Post by: Kagus on May 23, 2010, 01:54:07 am
How'd you cheat? Spliced the images in with paint/photoshop?
Haha, hell no... I'd make a right arse of myself attempting to do that. Trust me, my shopping skills are abominable.
No, I just tweaked the URL. When you click on a link, you get something like "garfield.zweistein.cz/strip1295957319.(huge string of letters)". Since refreshing or re-navigating to that page results in the same strip, there must be something that's defining it. After some tweaking, I found out that the string of letters controls what panels make up the trip. Then it was just a matter of randomizing until I found the individual panels I wanted, saving their letter-key information, and then pasting it into a different browser to custom-craft my own strip.
Check the link for the photo I posted, it goes right to the site. Also, I couldn't find any noticeable effect from changing the strip number, so that's why my strip is number 1666666666.
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on May 23, 2010, 01:56:59 am
Post by: Nirreln on May 23, 2010, 02:17:28 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tarran on May 23, 2010, 02:29:50 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on May 23, 2010, 03:48:00 am
Heh, yeah, love that corn panel. Never found anything that it really fit into though...How'd you cheat? Spliced the images in with paint/photoshop?
Haha, hell no... I'd make a right arse of myself attempting to do that. Trust me, my shopping skills are abominable.
No, I just tweaked the URL. When you click on a link, you get something like "garfield.zweistein.cz/strip1295957319.(huge string of letters)". Since refreshing or re-navigating to that page results in the same strip, there must be something that's defining it. After some tweaking, I found out that the string of letters controls what panels make up the trip. Then it was just a matter of randomizing until I found the individual panels I wanted, saving their letter-key information, and then pasting it into a different browser to custom-craft my own strip.
Check the link for the photo I posted, it goes right to the site. Also, I couldn't find any noticeable effect from changing the strip number, so that's why my strip is number 1666666666.
Cheater! Haxor!
Anyhow: huge string of letters is base64 encoded, just so that you know.
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 23, 2010, 12:16:05 pm
Spoiler: Until I either craft a new one or it comes up again. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: UPDATED: Got it/remade it (click to show/hide)
Not kidding, and I'm kicking myself for not saving it.
Spoiler: Some to keep you busy until then (click to show/hide)
And I think I cracked the code. I'm gonna take it down shortly anyway. But I think I figured it out. As for variables that DO work, that I don't know. I just know the spots that are variable and the spots that are constant.
EDIT:
And it's taken down.
Essentially it was something along the lines of:
00---00---00---0.html
0 = constant
- = variable
I censored the details, but that's essentially what I figured out. The coding/encoding structure looks like it makes sense. Have fun figuring out the precise variables, and making ones that the randomizer can't make (or uber-rare ones like mine above).
EDIT EDIT:
Nevermind, I just figured out a buttload of how it's structured now, since I was told it was made in base64. Screw figuring out the variables now.
Spoiler: What do you think? Did I figure it out? (click to show/hide)
And don't worry, I'll keep randomizing. It's more fun that way anyway. But I did learn something today, and that's a bonus. Thanks for giving me something to keep me occupied. I knew there was a border constant in that code somewhere.
Spoiler: And back to randomness (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ottofar on May 23, 2010, 02:18:28 pm
Spoiler: Best ones I got (click to show/hide)
Post by: dragnar on May 26, 2010, 02:43:09 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Itnetlolor on May 29, 2010, 12:28:37 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That'll be all for now.
Post by: Grakelin on May 29, 2010, 03:23:34 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I guess he finally lost hope.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 29, 2010, 11:40:59 am
Post by: Sensei on May 29, 2010, 04:28:37 pm
Post by: Outcast Orange on May 29, 2010, 06:10:10 pm
It's one I click on instinctively,
always hoping for some small amounts of random humor.
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 29, 2010, 06:31:27 pm
Post by: dragnar on May 29, 2010, 09:11:45 pm
It really is!
Edit: a followup.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1565401100.MDA0OWF8MDA0MWJ8MDA1NGM.png)
Post by: Tarran on May 29, 2010, 09:35:06 pm
It speaks for itself.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.149809689.MDEwMWF8MDA5NGJ8MDA4MGM.png)
Meh, just thought I would share it with you guys.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.752987516.MDA1MWF8MDAyOGJ8MDAxM2M.png)
What?
I can't seem to find anymore funny ones.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 30, 2010, 12:42:06 am
Spoiler: Jon starts his day (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's hat of nullification (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has powerful enemies (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sensei on May 30, 2010, 02:12:09 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1581780578.MDAxOGF8MDA0OGJ8MDA4M2M.png)
Bawww...
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1664650279.MDA4MGF8MDA3N2J8MDA5MGM.png)
lLook, it just passed him by now!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.744848326.MDA3NGF8MDA4MmJ8MDA2NmM.png)
This seems like part of an evil villain "you have failed me for the last time!" speech. Same flavor as the world domination one.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.828506359.MDA2M2F8MDA2M2J8MDAxOWM.png)
HAHA ISN'T HE SO FUNNY?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.270192219.MDA1MWF8MDAxNWJ8MDA4OGM.png)
Huh. Turns out being bright and colorful isn't any less depressing. *writes in notebook*
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1452606375.MDEwMmF8MDA2NGJ8MDA2M2M.png)
Post by: Mr.Person on May 30, 2010, 02:34:49 am
Post by: Jackrabbit on May 30, 2010, 02:41:17 am
Post by: smigenboger on May 30, 2010, 10:23:20 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ECrownofFire on May 30, 2010, 02:20:57 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1486919607.MDAwN2F8MDA3MGJ8MDA1OWM.png)
Completely random
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.855787611.MDEwMmF8MDA1MWJ8MDAxMGM.png)
Everybody hates John
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.814502765.MDA5NGF8MDA0MmJ8MDAyM2M.png)
He's going insane.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.809371795.MDA4MGF8MDEwMGJ8MDA5OGM.png)
Read this one backwards
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1794519853.MDAzNmF8MDAxOWJ8MDEwMWM.png)
Irony.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.863497873.MDAwNGF8MDA4NGJ8MDAyNWM.png)
I think I'm done posting these for now...
Post by: Mr.Person on May 30, 2010, 07:25:53 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kagus on May 30, 2010, 07:45:37 pm
Post by: Cajoes on May 31, 2010, 04:07:47 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1247382674.MDEwMGF8MDA4M2J8MDAzOGM.png)
Post by: Nirreln on May 31, 2010, 04:34:03 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Edit: Bonus time
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1890446064.MDA3NmF8MDA2N2J8MDA3M2M.png)
Post by: Kagus on May 31, 2010, 04:45:03 pm
Post by: Nirreln on May 31, 2010, 05:10:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: dragnar on June 01, 2010, 09:36:23 am
Jon invents the teleporter!
Post by: Itnetlolor on June 02, 2010, 10:34:51 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Grakelin on June 05, 2010, 01:54:48 am
Spoiler: Life is passing you by and you can't relive it (click to show/hide)
Post by: Itnetlolor on June 07, 2010, 10:14:24 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.883545692.MDA5M2F8MDAyMGJ8MDA5M2M.png)
I think this is a proper lineup. And yes, the RNG granted me this.
Post by: Tarran on June 07, 2010, 10:17:05 pm
Post by: Sensei on June 07, 2010, 10:42:24 pm
Post by: Captain Hat on June 07, 2010, 11:21:49 pm
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg58/AndehMor/strip653037MDAyNGF8MDA4NmJ8MDEwNGM.png)
Jon takes too much Viagra
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg58/AndehMor/strip715927572MDA0MGF8MDA1N2J8MDA4N.png)
Post by: Cheddarius on June 07, 2010, 11:37:37 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 07, 2010, 11:46:44 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.659451477.MDA2OWF8MDA5OWJ8MDA0NWM.png)
Oh dear, he's finally snapped.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1943123789.MDAwNGF8MDA1MGJ8MDEwMGM.png)
Post by: kalida99 on June 08, 2010, 12:31:20 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Last one was best...
Post by: Taco Dan on June 15, 2010, 03:48:59 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1992477990.MDAyOWF8MDA2N2J8MDA1N2M.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1633557080.MDAxNWF8MDEwOWJ8MDA3NWM.png)
Post by: dragnar on August 08, 2010, 10:32:23 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lord Dullard on August 08, 2010, 10:45:21 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.439702350.MDA4NmF8MDExMGJ8MDA1OGM.png)
This one is just sad:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1666485142.MDA2OWF8MDAyNWJ8MDEwNGM.png)
And this one was just amusing:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.260609909.MDA5NmF8MDA0MmJ8MDA5OGM.png)
Post by: Creamcorn on August 23, 2010, 07:54:24 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TASTE YOUR TOUNGE!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
T_T
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
John does not appreciate staring.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Lack of foresight
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Even John thinks he's crazy
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
There's still time (http://lparchive.org/LetsPlay/Smilies/emot-frogbon.gif)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
RUN JOHN! THEY FOUND YOUR HIDE OUT!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
John realizes that world peace is stupid. Appropriate title too
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
John shows off his teleportation skills
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That's all folks!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on August 24, 2010, 11:27:52 am
Post by: PTTG?? on August 24, 2010, 11:30:21 am
Hmm, seems like i need to add new frames :)
I will pay you... lemme see here...
Ok, 10,000c (Shores of Hazeron credits) to do that.
Post by: Creamcorn on August 24, 2010, 12:44:12 pm
Spoiler: The horrors of falling asleep in public! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ;3 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Redundancy! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: John learns to cry on commmand (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: What time is it? Creepy smiling time! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: John's method of combating boredom (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ampersand on August 26, 2010, 03:01:28 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1085514270.MDA2M2F8MDA4NWJ8MDAyM2M.png)
... oh god.
I find the subtle difference of him just vanishing at the end more disturbing.
Post by: cerapa on August 26, 2010, 03:25:26 pm
Real fun game eh?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.386716345.MDA1NWF8MDA0NGJ8MDA5OGM.png)
What the hell do they put in the shampoo?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2018327262.MDA1MWF8MDA3OWJ8MDA1MmM.png)
Thats great.
Post by: PTTG?? on September 02, 2010, 08:41:48 pm
Spoiler: Jon enjoys voyeurism (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon thinks happy thoughts (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon knows the secret to greatness (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon the magnificent demonstrates his transformative abilities (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon learns of the plans of mice and men (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's gracious host is fearful (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon speaks the truth (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon leaves (click to show/hide)
Post by: mr. macduggan on September 03, 2010, 11:19:16 pm
Post by: Cajoes on November 28, 2010, 08:25:22 pm
He also knows Kung Fu.
Post by: zwei on January 22, 2011, 05:42:56 pm
Post by: Argembarger on January 22, 2011, 06:01:14 pm
Post by: Darvi on January 22, 2011, 06:42:03 pm
Try Garfield minus absolutely everything:
(http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/comics/0467.png)
Post by: Cecilff2 on January 25, 2011, 12:00:18 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1818999025.MDAwMWF8MDA2MmJ8MDA0NGM.png)
Millions of americans suffer from erectile dysfunction. Have you asked your doctor about Viagra?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1420216940.MDEyM2F8MDA0MGJ8MDEyNGM.png)
Anything!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.363215031.MDEyN2F8MDE1N2J8MDE1N2M.png)
Bed lasagna can't be that bad jon.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2099266064.MDAwOWF8MDE1NmJ8MDAwN2M.png)
I'm sure he's just going to mow their lawn in hopes for a discount. Right?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.721843465.MDEwOGF8MDA0N2J8MDEzN2M.png)
Post by: mr. macduggan on February 09, 2011, 10:49:22 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on February 18, 2011, 01:12:49 am
Spoiler: Jon finds unique cookies (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon describes himself (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is from California (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon, the depressed (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon forgets the world "but" at the end of the first panel (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's milkman sends elaborate messages (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has sound reasons for the bag (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon comes down (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon takes action (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon learns not to remove foreign objects from wounds without medical aid (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon suffers from hubris (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon becomes philosiphises (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's dinner plans are ruined by worries (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon... well, I give up (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heeeeehehe: this is still the best one: (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lord Dullard on February 18, 2011, 03:58:05 pm
Post by: Balistic604 on February 18, 2011, 04:12:30 pm
Post by: Fayrik on February 20, 2011, 03:50:22 pm
Infinite Garfield minus Garfield and Jon.Spoiler: Jon leaves (click to show/hide)
Post by: Bohandas on February 20, 2011, 07:10:10 pm
Post by: NobodyPro on February 21, 2011, 04:00:38 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1151380688.MDEzMWF8MDExN2J8MDE2MWM.png)My grandmother just saw this an now she's contemplating the human psyche. Everyone's first experience in Bay12 is different I suppose.
Post by: Frajic on February 21, 2011, 09:58:52 am
Spoiler: Comics (click to show/hide)
Post by: Omegastick on February 24, 2011, 07:38:13 pm
Do I want to know what he sees?
Post by: Lord Dullard on February 25, 2011, 03:12:43 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1126094313.MDExMWF8MDExOWJ8MDA2OWM.png)
Someone's compensating...
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.721385714.MDEzOWF8MDE1MWJ8MDA4MmM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on April 07, 2011, 10:37:19 pm
Add more panels.
Also: http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2086067109.MDAzMmF8MDA5MWJ8MDA5OGM.html
Post by: Solifuge on April 08, 2011, 04:06:37 pm
John's Birthday: An Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield Story
Spoiler: Phase Zero: Something Exciting (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Phase One: Dinner Plans (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Phase Two: Having Fun (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Phase Three: The Call (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Denaument (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on April 08, 2011, 04:10:41 pm
Post by: Neonivek on April 08, 2011, 04:14:13 pm
Rather then the ones that are just mindlessly depressing.
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 08, 2011, 11:42:21 pm
Thanks for the new batch! To celebrate, I submit my opus:
John's Birthday: An Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield StorySpoiler: Phase Zero: Something Exciting (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Phase One: Dinner Plans (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Phase Two: Having Fun (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Phase Three: The Call (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Denaument (click to show/hide)
Solifuge...
That was a work of goddamn art.
Post by: Cecilff2 on April 11, 2011, 04:15:12 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on April 11, 2011, 05:03:15 pm
Spoiler: Jon finds purpose, but is yet unsatisfied (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon finds excitement in new toys (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's Lasagna is horrified (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has a sparkling imaginiation (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon takes back his statement (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon finds that things are looking up (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is unclear on the concept of a grass skirt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's luau does not go to plan (click to show/hide)
Post by: JoshuaFH on April 11, 2011, 08:12:46 pm
Spoiler: Jon has a sparkling imaginiation (click to show/hide)
I can't stop laughing at this one.
Post by: CJ1145 on April 11, 2011, 08:36:17 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2108207273.MDA3MmF8MDEzNGJ8MDA1OWM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.712215466.MDE3MmF8MDE0M2J8MDA3NGM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.354531420.MDA2MWF8MDAwOGJ8MDA1NmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.371268726.MDAyMWF8MDA5MGJ8MDEzMWM.png)
Whoa... did he commit suicide in that last one? ???
Post by: Bohandas on July 05, 2011, 11:54:50 am
Post by: PTTG?? on July 05, 2011, 02:59:08 pm
Bump!
That doesn't work. You have to add some new content too. Like [urlhttp://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.830470571.MDA3MGF8MDA1MmJ8MDA3N2M.html]this[/url].
Post by: Bohandas on July 05, 2011, 03:24:23 pm
Bump!
That doesn't work. You have to add some new content too. Like [urlhttp://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.830470571.MDA3MGF8MDA1MmJ8MDA3N2M.html]this[/url].
You mean "Like this (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.830470571.MDA3MGF8MDA1MmJ8MDA3N2M.html)" (you forgot the "equals" sign in the link)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 05, 2011, 03:37:06 pm
Post by: Furtuka on July 05, 2011, 04:51:27 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1274192131.MDA0N2F8MDE1NGJ8MDA1OWM.png)
Post by: olemars on July 06, 2011, 08:34:04 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.280860670.MDAxNmF8MDA0MGJ8MDE1MmM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 06, 2011, 05:37:15 pm
Jon discovers the secrets of band and village cultures.
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1876651799.MDEzMWF8MDA3NWJ8MDExM2M.png
Jon is disheartened by ill news
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.94011212.MDA0OGF8MDE2N2J8MDA3NWM.png
Jon finds amusement in darker daydreams
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1741017077.MDAwMWF8MDE1NGJ8MDAzOGM.png
Jon misuses technology
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1235514879.MDA4MWF8MDEyNmJ8MDA5NGM.png
Jon realizes that a favorite beverage may hold other secrets
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1955131817.MDE1MGF8MDEyN2J8MDA3NmM.png
Jon is pained
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.113676168.MDExN2F8MDExMmJ8MDE2N2M.png
Jon celebrates human contact
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.566510163.MDEyM2F8MDA1NWJ8MDAwMmM.png
Jon looses a possession
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1836843760.MDA1MWF8MDA3M2J8MDA0MGM.png
Jon crafts a new suit out of his hats from TF2
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2011342125.MDE2NGF8MDE2OGJ8MDA0MWM.png
Jon suffers from freezer burn
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1632493863.MDA4NmF8MDAxM2J8MDA0NGM.png
Jon's subjects are disrespectful.
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.340653868.MDA5M2F8MDExOWJ8MDE2MWM.png
Jon's world is shaken
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.544639926.MDA0OGF8MDE1OGJ8MDA5OWM.html
Jon wonders
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1235905913.MDAyMWF8MDA2MmJ8MDAzNmM.png
Jon has a very odd to-do list
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.781202346.MDEzM2F8MDEwM2J8MDE2M2M.png
Jon heals quickly, but becomes confused
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.148684084.MDE0OWF8MDA2NmJ8MDE2MmM.html
Post by: olemars on July 07, 2011, 01:09:36 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1793817199.MDAwNmF8MDE1NGJ8MDAzNWM.png)
Jon can't shake his habits.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2117162376.MDAxMWF8MDExMWJ8MDEyNmM.png)
Post by: ShoesandHats on July 07, 2011, 01:36:20 am
(http://img.ie/087b2.png)
Post by: mr. macduggan on July 07, 2011, 06:34:19 pm
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.588606145.MDA3NmF8MDA4M2J8MDEzM2M.html (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.588606145.MDA3NmF8MDA4M2J8MDEzM2M.html)
Post by: Pnx on July 07, 2011, 09:56:53 pm
This new forum software won't do word wrapping, so rather than drive myself mad, enjoy these hyperlinks. Also, I can't see what I'm typing right now.I was having the same problem, turns out the window can be resized... only it started out as having a massive width for me. hit CTRL+F5, that should clear your cache and such.
Post by: jetex1911 on July 08, 2011, 02:35:27 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1907322833.MDEzNGF8MDEzOWJ8MDE1MWM.png)
Post by: thatkid on July 08, 2011, 03:41:55 pm
Post by: SirAaronIII on July 08, 2011, 07:16:46 pm
This is so depressing, yet so funny. I am an evil person for laughing so hard.
Pulled up some more:
Spoiler: insine..... (click to show/hide)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1238260652.MDEwOWF8MDEyN2J8MDA1OGM.png)
Post by: Fenrir on July 08, 2011, 10:14:15 pm
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.493010309.MDE2M2F8MDA1N2J8MDEzM2M.html
Jon tries to be positive, but it does not seem to work.
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.952966368.MDEyNGF8MDE1NmJ8MDE3MmM.html
Post by: ShoesandHats on July 09, 2011, 02:11:04 am
(http://img.ie/39939.png)
FIN
Post by: olemars on July 09, 2011, 06:50:13 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1687668803.MDAzNGF8MDA1NmJ8MDE0MmM.png)
Jon binges when depressed:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1224391788.MDAyMWF8MDA1MGJ8MDA5M2M.png)
All was going so well when Jon's agoraphobia kicked in:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.499336197.MDEyMGF8MDEyM2J8MDA5MWM.png)
Second attempt went better, maybe:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.615767478.MDEyMGF8MDExMGJ8MDAyM2M.png)
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on July 09, 2011, 10:27:05 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.299740065.MDE0MWF8MDA4NmJ8MDA3N2M.png)
In which Jon is upset about his own tardiness
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.227454370.MDAyNWF8MDAzNmJ8MDE1MmM.png)
In which Jon is no longer indifferent
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.143149796.MDE0N2F8MDAxNmJ8MDEzNWM.png)
In which a mental breakdown occurs
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1943915298.MDAzM2F8MDA4OGJ8MDE1MmM.png)
Post by: olemars on July 10, 2011, 06:45:04 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.844128551.MDA2MWF8MDAyNGJ8MDAwOGM.png)
Post by: zwei on July 10, 2011, 09:01:32 am
Post by: olemars on July 10, 2011, 01:39:44 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1747476312.MDEzMWF8MDA5NWJ8MDE4NWM.png)
edit: zwei, how are you bandwidthwise by the way? Are you OK with us hotlinking this way or do you prefer links instead?
Post by: zwei on July 10, 2011, 02:04:03 pm
I am supposed to have unlimited bw, so i do not really worry about it. People are downloading hundreds of mbs of soundpack data for soundsense daily, so few pictures are really just drop in a bucket.
Post by: Furtuka on July 10, 2011, 02:09:02 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2128012024.MDA0OGF8MDAyNmJ8MDA3OWM.png)
Post by: olemars on July 10, 2011, 07:53:25 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.494851996.MDEyNGF8MDAxNmJ8MDE1MmM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 11, 2011, 12:45:40 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.431147564.MDA3M2F8MDA0OWJ8MDA3M2M.png)
Post by: jetex1911 on July 11, 2011, 10:08:39 pm
In which Jon play's the creepiest game ever
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.619894396.MDA2M2F8MDA2MWJ8MDEzNGM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 12, 2011, 03:40:52 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1849095534.MDAzN2F8MDE4MmJ8MDA2N2M.png)
Jon does not like his food being stolen.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.208373754.MDE3OGF8MDA2MWJ8MDA2NWM.png)
Jon completes his list.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1662137865.MDAwOGF8MDE2NmJ8MDEzM2M.png)
Jon finds a reason to look up.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1110674116.MDAyNWF8MDEwMmJ8MDE1M2M.png)
I'm thinking of looking over the whole thread for, oh, maybe a dozen strips to submit to The Square Root of G-G (http://www.mezzacotta.net/garfield/).
Anyone mind if I send in their strips? I'll naturally credit the submitor.
PS: Jon makes an announcement (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1264107.MDA3NWF8MDE2NGJ8MDA4MWM.png).
Post by: dragnar on July 12, 2011, 04:44:18 pm
...I dread tomorrow too Jon.
Post by: Lord Dullard on July 12, 2011, 04:52:58 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Furtuka on July 12, 2011, 04:56:21 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.958783896.MDA1OGF8MDAzOWJ8MDAxNGM.png)
Yes John I am certain that will solve all of your problems
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1218661583.MDEwOGF8MDAyNGJ8MDA1MmM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 12, 2011, 11:45:45 pm
Post by: zwei on July 21, 2011, 11:28:53 am
I've got a better idea. Why not a Reddit subgroup for these? Would anyone vote there? Would anyone submit to it?
Or what about posting them to google+?
I made public post there to anounce g-g update: https://plus.google.com/u/0/115607574805454262385/posts/X2rYXboeh52#115607574805454262385/posts/X2rYXboeh52
Post by: Cecilff2 on July 22, 2011, 03:05:17 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVbqKOYBh5I
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.853784879.MDAwNGF8MDA1OWJ8MDE1MmM.png)
Post by: Solifuge on July 22, 2011, 03:28:17 pm
Spoiler: Loneliness Ho! (click to show/hide)
But Garf... is that you? You're dead!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.658042058.MDA3MGF8MDEzMGJ8MDA4MWM.png)
John comforts himself:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.386123312.MDA5MGF8MDAzOGJ8MDAzOGM.png)
Post by: Furtuka on July 22, 2011, 09:22:29 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.511527200.MDExMWF8MDEwMGJ8MDE2N2M.png)
And this is why we use Tickle-bugspray
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.234540253.MDE3M2F8MDAwMWJ8MDE0M2M.png)
John is desperate for something to happen
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1842909257.MDE2NmF8MDEwMWJ8MDA0MGM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 23, 2011, 01:31:14 am
Post by: bucket on July 24, 2011, 02:16:06 am
High ambition (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.704704752.MDA3NmF8MDA2MGJ8MDE0MmM.html)
Popcorn chicken disorder (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.662036152.MDEyMmF8MDA4NmJ8MDE4MmM.html)
To the point (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.92198824.MDE1NWF8MDE5NWJ8MDE1MmM.html)
The doctor called (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.931376152.MDEyN2F8MDE1MmJ8MDAxMGM.html)
Post by: olemars on July 24, 2011, 10:46:52 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1806513883.MDA4OGF8MDA5OGJ8MDEyNWM.png)
Post by: mr. macduggan on July 26, 2011, 09:45:06 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
AND MY FAVORITE:
Jon's date has magical vanishing powers!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: olemars on July 26, 2011, 10:40:23 am
Post by: PTTG?? on July 26, 2011, 12:22:42 pm
AND MY FAVORITE:
Jon's date has magical vanishing powers!that gasp at the end is pure gold.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I see it as going to a reaction shot from his cat... who has disappeared.
Post by: Frajic on July 28, 2011, 02:00:32 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: olemars on July 28, 2011, 03:24:23 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.46524138.MDA3N2F8MDA4NmJ8MDA3NWM.png)
Even his imaginary girlfriends find escape routes:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.434946253.MDAxNWF8MDAyMWJ8MDAzMGM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1767110379.MDAxNWF8MDAzNGJ8MDAzMmM.png)
Jon works on his stalking routine:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1002511972.MDE3MmF8MDE1NGJ8MDA1MmM.png)
No matter how hard he scrubs, the stains just won't go away:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1122003674.MDA5NWF8MDE1MWJ8MDAxMGM.png)
OK, why am I only getting creepy strips today?
Post by: PTTG?? on July 29, 2011, 01:06:21 am
Check out reddit.com/r/igmg
It needs submissions, particularly from here. Feed it old ones! Feed it new ones! FEEEEED IIIITTTTT!!!!
Post by: Krath on July 29, 2011, 01:15:23 am
Spoiler: Jon has a stroke. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Look at him! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: No Jon, we didn't. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: You don't say. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: God damnit Jon. (click to show/hide)
Post by: dragnar on July 29, 2011, 08:29:37 am
Spoiler: ...Jon is happy? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Mrs. Feeny must REALLY hate you (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: So decrees your king (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: They probably didn't Jon. They probably didn't. (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 29, 2011, 09:58:13 am
The Random Number God commands you.
No, seriously. Vote or I'll bite you.
Post by: IT 000 on July 30, 2011, 04:47:31 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
This has made my day :D
Are there any others like this generator but with different comics?
Post by: PTTG?? on August 01, 2011, 10:30:26 am
It works, and you are all making me very angry by not making use of it.
EDIT: I think we broke IGMG...
Post by: zwei on August 02, 2011, 01:54:59 am
EDIT: I think we broke IGMG...
Actually, some german dude broke it. Sloganizer.net is down...
There, fixed it.
Post by: quinnr on August 02, 2011, 03:13:16 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...I'll just walk away now.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 02, 2011, 09:44:40 am
Just do it.
Post by: Singularity125 on August 05, 2011, 10:26:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on August 05, 2011, 11:33:59 pm
Post by: bucket on August 06, 2011, 01:55:30 am
Post by: Svarte Troner on August 06, 2011, 11:24:53 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on August 06, 2011, 01:40:14 pm
So there are now 582 strips in rotation.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1312365417.MDQyNmF8MDAxMGJ8MDMwNmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1681428579.MDU1OWF8MDQ3MmJ8MDA0OWM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.493112882.MDQ4M2F8MDEzMmJ8MDExMmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1543547414.MDA2MWF8MDM5N2J8MDAwMmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.428745378.MDM2N2F8MDA0NGJ8MDQ2OGM.png)
Post by: iceball3 on August 07, 2011, 01:34:49 am
Post by: Solifuge on August 07, 2011, 03:16:05 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1543547414.MDA2MWF8MDM5N2J8MDAwMmM.png)
Fantastic. It just fits together so well.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 08, 2011, 01:17:38 pm
I added 400 strips from g-g site leaving nothing else to add untill there is update...
So there are now 582 strips in rotation.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1312365417.MDQyNmF8MDAxMGJ8MDMwNmM.png)
The biography of that actor guy.
Post by: Solifuge on August 08, 2011, 01:40:11 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
The B̶̼̮͈̗̹̳̦̳̠̈́̐ͪ̋̄͐r̍ͦ̽ͥ̈́̿́͏̸̣̖̝̰̣̮̣͙ight Side:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 08, 2011, 04:01:47 pm
The B̶̼̮͈̗̹̳̦̳̠̈́̐ͪ̋̄͐r̍ͦ̽ͥ̈́̿́͏̸̣̖̝̰̣̮̣͙ight Side:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
oh god oh god I did not think garfield was capable of doing this
Post by: PTTG?? on August 09, 2011, 09:44:07 am
Post by: mr. macduggan on August 10, 2011, 01:04:55 pm
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1872590794.MDEwNWF8MDIyNWJ8MDUyM2M.html (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1872590794.MDEwNWF8MDIyNWJ8MDUyM2M.html)
Deep.
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.457098116.MDMxM2F8MDUxMWJ8MDI4MWM.html (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.457098116.MDMxM2F8MDUxMWJ8MDI4MWM.html)
Post by: PTTG?? on August 10, 2011, 02:21:56 pm
Post by: Lectorog on August 10, 2011, 02:54:18 pm
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 10, 2011, 06:59:45 pm
Some serious social commentary here.
Post by: Flying Dice on August 10, 2011, 09:09:10 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1747982271.MDUzOGF8MDMxM2J8MDA0OWM.png)Hahahahahahahaha!
Some serious social commentary here.
Also:
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.759746863.MDM2NmF8MDM2OWJ8MDEyOWM.html (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.759746863.MDM2NmF8MDM2OWJ8MDEyOWM.html)
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1812078849.MDI0OWF8MDMzMmJ8MDE2MGM.html (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1812078849.MDI0OWF8MDMzMmJ8MDE2MGM.html)
Post by: penguinofhonor on August 10, 2011, 10:01:47 pm
Spoiler: God's complaint department (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: he's the best at keeping his cool (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I guess that's one way to get noticed (click to show/hide)
Post by: iceball3 on August 10, 2011, 10:06:43 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1420367766.MDIzOWF8MDIxMGJ8MDM3MGM.png)
Jon has trouble not taking himself seriously.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.182203422.MDMyN2F8MDU2M2J8MDQ5N2M.png)
Jon diagnoses
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2136646034.MDIwOWF8MDQ2OWJ8MDU3OGM.png)
Jon dances
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.768560212.MDI1NGF8MDI0MGJ8MDE1NGM.png)
John pushes his shapeshifting powers too far
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.887887945.MDMxN2F8MDUxM2J8MDI4MGM.png)
Post by: Soulwynd on August 10, 2011, 11:28:11 pm
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/soulwind/From%20the%20web/strip-2.png)
Post by: Nirreln on August 19, 2011, 12:15:11 am
Spoiler: It took awhile but Jon finally gets it. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: This one is not safe for work ;P (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Well that'll teach 'em (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ... Or maybe not (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The story of Jon's life (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 19, 2011, 04:21:19 pm
Jon is hopelessly wrong.
Post by: _DivideByZero_ on August 19, 2011, 07:47:17 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on March 18, 2012, 06:15:32 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on March 18, 2012, 06:38:03 pm
(http://tnypic.net/cc652.png)
Or this one.
(http://tnypic.net/107a0.png)
Totally worth it.
(http://tnypic.net/80389.png)
Post by: NobodyPro on March 18, 2012, 08:55:51 pm
Late Nights (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1835011310.MDEyOWF8MDMyN2J8MDI2OWM.html)
Accomplishing Something (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1802241237.MDMxNWF8MDIxMmJ8MDAxN2M.html)
Gone Huntin' (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.179623312.MDA2OWF8MDQzNWJ8MDQyN2M.html)
NSFW (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.951362866.MDIwMmF8MDU1MWJ8MDM1NWM.html)
I don't even know. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.979792037.MDMxM2F8MDMzNWJ8MDI0MGM.html)
Then shark was bees (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.224115391.MDM2NWF8MDMwMmJ8MDM5NmM.html)
Hearing things. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.236031807.MDQyNmF8MDQ3MGJ8MDQ0MmM.html)
What...? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1830329972.MDU3MWF8MDM4MWJ8MDE4NWM.html)
Celibacy done wrong. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1626040711.MDU3NmF8MDE1MmJ8MDA1NWM.html)
U Jelly? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1828692211.MDAwM2F8MDMwNWJ8MDE5M2M.html)
Heart problems? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1595657690.MDA4N2F8MDIwMGJ8MDMzNGM.html)
Insanity (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1523478409.MDE5NGF8MDQ0OGJ8MDE1NmM.html)
Drug Abuse (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.290828356.MDEzNWF8MDQ4MmJ8MDE0OGM.html)
Depression (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1217155526.MDA1MGF8MDA4OWJ8MDAyM2M.html)
Like a goldfish! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1998038554.MDQ1MmF8MDQ4NWJ8MDE1NGM.html)
Some Festival Eh (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2118198782.MDE1NmF8MDEzM2J8MDE3OGM.html)
Boredom (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1462826881.MDAyMGF8MDE2OWJ8MDA1MmM.html)
Furry? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.700626703.MDEyOWF8MDMwOGJ8MDUzMWM.html)
It's a simple life. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1615147560.MDI0MGF8MDI0OGJ8MDMwNGM.html)
The last one. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.500876760.MDI0MmF8MDQ2MGJ8MDA0NGM.html)
Post by: zwei on March 19, 2012, 02:09:59 am
Well, this happened. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.111502766.MDAxMWF8MDE3MmJ8MDUzOGM.html)
This is golden!
Post by: Osmosis Jones on March 19, 2012, 02:22:31 am
Also, masturbation joke (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1307101820.MDMzMmF8MDE1MWJ8MDQyM2M.html).
Post by: Lovechild on March 19, 2012, 04:15:35 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I love this.
Post by: AussieGuy on March 19, 2012, 05:03:37 am
I was laughing at this one!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.266802831.MDIyMWF8MDA4NmJ8MDQ1MGM.png)
Post by: kerlc on March 19, 2012, 10:45:07 am
i laughed my pants off
Post by: RedKing on March 19, 2012, 11:11:44 am
That's a rough Dear Jon letter.
Post by: zwei on March 31, 2012, 10:19:07 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.367239740.MDI5MWF8MDQwMWJ8MDYwMmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1121038296.MDU5M2F8MDAzN2J8MDQ0MGM.png)
Post by: Sensei on March 31, 2012, 12:53:07 pm
Post by: Osmosis Jones on April 01, 2012, 08:17:55 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1350667748.MDM1M2F8MDQ2MGJ8MDAxM2M.png)
So meta, it hurts!
Post by: jetex1911 on April 01, 2012, 04:08:01 pm
Not in that way! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.694942996.MDI0NGF8MDQ4NGJ8MDAyMmM.html)
John doesn't realize he is always alone (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.899185884.MDQ2MWF8MDE4NWJ8MDAxMmM.html)
Yeah right... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1508141744.MDQ1N2F8MDExOGJ8MDI5NmM.html)
Really, John? I never noticed! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1073119614.MDA1N2F8MDE5MGJ8MDQxOWM.html)
I found these five.
Post by: Nega on April 01, 2012, 09:45:29 pm
Happy smile day! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1692462093.MDI5NGF8MDI1M2J8MDM1OGM.png)
Jon tries dog food (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.223765237.MDIzNmF8MDUzMGJ8MDQ3M2M.png)
Jon tries facial exercises (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1364363702.MDI2NWF8MDI5NGJ8MDQ4MGM.png)
The hamburger tries to cheer Jon up. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.297687413.MDQwN2F8MDQzOWJ8MDU1OWM.png)
Jon turns gay (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1615708888.MDQ3MGF8MDQ5MmJ8MDA4OWM.png)
Post by: Itnetlolor on April 02, 2012, 12:39:27 am
Well, it's a start (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.524511246.MDM1OGF8MDQ1MmJ8MDEyN2M.png)
Jon has a decent idea? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1092558957.MDI0OWF8MDQyN2J8MDU4NWM.png)
Jon contemplates suicide. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1815150323.MDUyN2F8MDU1OGJ8MDUxNWM.png)
Oh Jon, really? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1758239906.MDIyOWF8MDI0M2J8MDA5NGM.png)
Word of warning: don't spill any juices on Jon. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1727429276.MDAyOWF8MDMzMGJ8MDEzN2M.png)
What kind of party did he go to? O_o (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.132748677.MDIwNWF8MDM0N2J8MDU1MGM.png)
Jon has a cruel split personality. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1129028060.MDUzN2F8MDQ5NmJ8MDU5MmM.png)
Daily life of Jon Arbuckle. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1027969915.MDI1NWF8MDI0OWJ8MDA1OGM.png)
Don't do it Jon! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1878759398.MDI3NmF8MDU4N2J8MDIzOGM.png)
Hogs are known to shoot on sight. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1911049888.MDM4M2F8MDIyMmJ8MDQ4NGM.png)
Jon's state of mind. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.81498474.MDA0MmF8MDI2N2J8MDM1MWM.png)
What did Ellen do with those spoons? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.684772014.MDExMGF8MDAxMmJ8MDUyOWM.png)
Nobody does. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.108314145.MDM3OGF8MDU5MmJ8MDA1N2M.png)
Another bit of decent advice. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.467724202.MDQ1NGF8MDM0M2J8MDUwMGM.png)
That's an odd way to cheer up. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1491010210.MDA5MGF8MDM1NWJ8MDM2M2M.png)
Something not right about this. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.448902664.MDA1MWF8MDU2M2J8MDU5MGM.png)
You called it musk. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.246188029.MDIyNWF8MDM2N2J8MDA2OGM.png)
Get new friends. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1979736050.MDU0MmF8MDAyOWJ8MDM5OGM.png)
Jon the Stooge. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.574816490.MDE2NmF8MDQyOGJ8MDA2M2M.png)
Jon seems unprepared; or maybe she just a lovecraftian terror? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.407892936.MDEyMGF8MDAxMGJ8MDM3N2M.png)
You don't meet women in markets that way. Overused trope anyway. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2090656647.MDQ2NGF8MDMyN2J8MDIyMWM.png)
More suicide talk. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.936326427.MDAwNWF8MDMwNGJ8MDM0NWM.png)
Jon's finally done it. He's switched over. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1932953218.MDQ5NWF8MDEwMmJ8MDE5NGM.png)
The lawn came to him. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1715996574.MDEzN2F8MDIxNGJ8MDUyMWM.png)
...And shapeshifting skills to boot. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1422994808.MDIzMmF8MDA4OGJ8MDMxN2M.png)
Has he finally moved on? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2037170789.MDE5NGF8MDMzNWJ8MDIwOWM.png)
That's one weird dream. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1029521712.MDUzMmF8MDM1M2J8MDE5MmM.png)
Get that wiring checked. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1343397110.MDUyMGF8MDU3MWJ8MDA1M2M.png)
The cake is a lie. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1171235240.MDE1MGF8MDQxMmJ8MDQyMGM.png)
Deep. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1108659513.MDQzOWF8MDI5OGJ8MDQyMmM.png)
Yeah, that'll work. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1265156722.MDM1NWF8MDE4OWJ8MDQwNmM.png)
Close enough... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1048491787.MDQ0NmF8MDYxMmJ8MDEwOGM.png)
Be happy that's all you got in return. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1661298910.MDM3M2F8MDM3NWJ8MDM1NWM.png)
Take the hint. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.807117649.MDE4OWF8MDMyM2J8MDQzNWM.png)
Uhhhhh.... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.107449604.MDUzMWF8MDQ4NGJ8MDIwOGM.png)
Jon dates extra-dimensional beings now. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.994842640.MDI3OWF8MDE3MmJ8MDUxN2M.png)
What did he witness? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1449217921.MDE3OWF8MDA1N2J8MDA2NWM.png)
Talk about foresight. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1549954498.MDQ0OWF8MDU4OWJ8MDEyNWM.png)
That's a dumb question Jon. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.676721184.MDE3NWF8MDI4MmJ8MDYxMmM.png)
How oddly cheerful. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2139733086.MDU2MGF8MDUwMmJ8MDI2OGM.png)
Jon Arbuckle: Professional Time Waster (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.459601802.MDQ5NmF8MDE4NWJ8MDM3MGM.png)
Stop doing that impression, and maybe you'll hurt less. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1083511989.MDQ3MWF8MDU4N2J8MDI4MGM.png)
He was given the wrong number. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2041430156.MDQ2NGF8MDMxMWJ8MDQ5NGM.png)
We don't want to know what you do on your birthday. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1183558015.MDQ3OGF8MDE3M2J8MDA0N2M.png)
Crazy Jekyll/Hyde effect there. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1280558823.MDMyM2F8MDQ1NmJ8MDIwMWM.png)
"Sally" slang for something Jon? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1168499800.MDMzMmF8MDI1MWJ8MDU1MGM.png)
I don't even want to know. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2048800713.MDA0MGF8MDE3OWJ8MDQxOGM.png)
Jon's head is afoot! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.713607192.MDAwMWF8MDExN2J8MDMxMmM.png)
Interesting story there. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.534117490.MDQ0NGF8MDQ4NGJ8MDM2OGM.png)
When you're done, replace that pool. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.995061868.MDQxNmF8MDUwOGJ8MDE5NmM.png)
That's real deep. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1399076111.MDI0MGF8MDQ0MWJ8MDEwNmM.png)
Really Jon? Really? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1681178493.MDMzMmF8MDEzMGJ8MDI1MmM.png)
That's why you don't read the Necronomicon. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.318172163.MDE2MmF8MDIwOGJ8MDQyMWM.png)
Post by: zwei on April 02, 2012, 01:23:34 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1223306215.MDI0OGF8MDM1MWJ8MDM5OWM.png)
Date that did not go so well:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.368503459.MDQzNGF8MDU0MmJ8MDQ3M2M.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 02, 2012, 02:24:55 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT: Had to add a couple more:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
EDIT AGAIN: One more for the road:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1807682163.MDM3OWF8MDI1MWJ8MDI1M2M.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on April 02, 2012, 09:52:51 am
Post by: cerapa on April 02, 2012, 12:07:28 pm
He played guilt?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.482158688.MDQ1M2F8MDA4NWJ8MDQ2NGM.png)
I dont want to know. I really really dont want to know.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.657311881.MDM5NmF8MDA4MmJ8MDQ4NGM.png)
I think he is.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1147609857.MDI1OWF8MDM4OWJ8MDMwMWM.png)
I dont think she likes Jon calling her.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.31813762.MDUzMmF8MDIwM2J8MDI2NGM.png)
The hell?
Post by: Itnetlolor on April 02, 2012, 02:16:17 pm
Jon sets out to prove himself. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1531416830.MDQzNmF8MDExMmJ8MDI1MGM.png)
... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2006396663.MDM0MmF8MDQ2MWJ8MDM3MmM.png)
How oddly inspiring. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1074357989.MDUzNGF8MDA3NGJ8MDUyOGM.png)
Yeah... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.72947941.MDE2N2F8MDI3NGJ8MDQ0NGM.png)
You need to advertise yourself better. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1386629044.MDUxM2F8MDM3MGJ8MDM5N2M.png)
Jon comes down from being high. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.437091783.MDUyOGF8MDQ5MWJ8MDA5M2M.png)
Listen to the phone. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1681029175.MDI1MmF8MDYwOGJ8MDU5N2M.png)
It's just a hat Jon. Calm down. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1390014528.MDM1NGF8MDMxMmJ8MDQyNWM.png)
I don't want to know what he defines as hard work. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1118077087.MDYwN2F8MDQyNmJ8MDM3M2M.png)
Nothing new... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1988436893.MDA1MWF8MDEyMWJ8MDUyN2M.png)
EW! No! Bad! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1969835116.MDE5M2F8MDQwN2J8MDIyM2M.png)
His twin doesn't know how to cook. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1906778786.MDA4OGF8MDAzNmJ8MDM0NmM.png)
Jon applies logic. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.906719555.MDA4NmF8MDE1OWJ8MDA0OWM.png)
Jon the Troll (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1052525227.MDE4MWF8MDU1MWJ8MDEzM2M.png)
We don't want to witness that. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1087168290.MDAyMGF8MDEyN2J8MDIwMmM.png)
Handbag hauntings (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1607664852.MDExNGF8MDE4M2J8MDUwOWM.png)
Why did you think that was a good idea? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.929625214.MDI4MmF8MDE0MWJ8MDQwMGM.png)
That was unexpected. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1142022285.MDIyMmF8MDIwMmJ8MDQ5NWM.png)
Not the case with jon, apparently. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.827270992.MDE5MmF8MDAzNGJ8MDEwMGM.png)
Must've been a bunch of them. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1103019503.MDQyMmF8MDU4MmJ8MDMzOWM.png)
That's not right... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2079133597.MDIxMmF8MDM0MmJ8MDYxOGM.png)
Jon's shoe ate him, and that shoelace was all that kept them apart. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2019298756.MDE4OWF8MDI2MmJ8MDI2NGM.png)
Conquer your world, not your domain. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1259727065.MDA5M2F8MDIwMmJ8MDU0M2M.png)
Ow. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1718823112.MDUxN2F8MDM2MmJ8MDI3N2M.png)
I wonder if Jon has a criminal record at all? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.180756561.MDM1NWF8MDExM2J8MDI5NWM.png)
>_< (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.403977308.MDE1M2F8MDAzN2J8MDMzNGM.png)
Jon sure has a lot of rage in his system. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1646392123.MDM0NmF8MDU0NGJ8MDQ1NGM.png)
Post by: Lord Dullard on April 02, 2012, 02:40:56 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Er...
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sirus on April 02, 2012, 02:52:09 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.139130680.MDUzMWF8MDMzMWJ8MDQ5NmM.png)
The first step is admitting you have a problem:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1764645958.MDM0MGF8MDI5MWJ8MDUwMGM.png)
Post by: Red on April 02, 2012, 02:57:36 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.276228969.MDI2MGF8MDQyMmJ8MDE2NWM.png)
Rejection.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1238688641.MDUyMWF8MDI0MmJ8MDQwN2M.png)
So close, but yet so far.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.898223888.MDEyMGF8MDExNmJ8MDM1OWM.png)
Conquering the world... with sophistication!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.778514635.MDI2OWF8MDQ5MWJ8MDIwMWM.png)
Some days everything just doesn't work out.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1847077955.MDM1NGF8MDMzNGJ8MDAxOGM.png)
Post by: Ricky on April 02, 2012, 10:37:44 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2004454653.MDExNGF8MDA5N2J8MDQ2NWM.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 02, 2012, 11:06:38 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1553067917.MDM1MmF8MDExNGJ8MDIzM2M.png)
Bad dream
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1142540292.MDIyMWF8MDUyOGJ8MDYzMWM.png)
Oh no! I'm late for updating my LiveJournal!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.571345620.MDU5MGF8MDYyMGJ8MDQ1MmM.png)
Brain cancer and hallucinations
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.477232733.MDEzM2F8MDM1NGJ8MDE4MmM.png)
Enough is enough
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1961284767.MDIzMWF8MDU5OGJ8MDU4NWM.png)
Yarn makes everything better!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2001132875.MDQwNWF8MDYxN2J8MDI4OGM.png)
...
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1043723806.MDU0MGF8MDUzN2J8MDIyNGM.png)
Looking on the bright side
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.345745698.MDQzN2F8MDI4N2J8MDIzMmM.png)
D:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1988068465.MDQ2NWF8MDU0M2J8MDYzNGM.png)
Post by: Nirreln on April 02, 2012, 11:57:06 pm
Jon's big day. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1345482191.MDIyMGF8MDUyMGJ8MDM3OWM.html)
Worst Movie ever (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2145775717.MDAzOGF8MDU5MGJ8MDE3MWM.html)
Life on the Arbuckle farm. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2025628898.MDMxOWF8MDUyMWJ8MDU3MWM.html)
Err... umm (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.408992782.MDUxN2F8MDU3OWJ8MDQwMWM.html)
Jon will read any book. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.144652102.MDU2OWF8MDU2MGJ8MDE2MGM.html)
Jon finds the source of his insomnia. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.532233743.MDExNGF8MDI3NGJ8MDAxNGM.html)
Even brooms spurn Jon's advances (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.952211466.MDUyMGF8MDQ1NWJ8MDMyNGM.html)
Jon goes with a back and white instead. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.359953624.MDA4MGF8MDExM2J8MDI4NWM.html)
Jon tries to get a friend. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.234793571.MDAxOWF8MDIxOGJ8MDUwMGM.html)
Post by: PTTG?? on April 03, 2012, 01:36:01 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1878604973.MDQyOGF8MDAwOWJ8MDAwOWM.png)
Jon worries about pigeons
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1482104685.MDM3OGF8MDAxOGJ8MDQyMWM.png)
Jon is pleased with his attempts to motivate a hit-bear
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.954364087.MDE0N2F8MDM4OWJ8MDU5MGM.png)
Jon watches the phone ring
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1461763892.MDEzMGF8MDEwMWJ8MDM1OWM.png)
Jon is back in 'Nam again
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1305451953.MDQxNmF8MDQ2N2J8MDMzNGM.png)
Jon's first item is "Can lie convincingly"
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.600608834.MDU0MGF8MDI3MWJ8MDM0MWM.png)
Jon gets an idea
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1864160132.MDQ4NWF8MDMzNmJ8MDIxMGM.png)
Jon decides, hey, if you're going to be waiting around at home...
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.921830428.MDI0OWF8MDM3NmJ8MDI4MmM.png)
Jon loses it
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1283111118.MDM2MmF8MDIwNWJ8MDQ4NGM.png)
Jon discovers that wishing does not make it so, and neither do false logical statements.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1071314884.MDQ3MmF8MDQ3MGJ8MDI5NmM.png)
Jon uses the speakerphone
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.272456588.MDQ5NWF8MDU1OWJ8MDU5MWM.png)
Jon learns about suitable weekend activities
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2138587547.MDQyOWF8MDIwMmJ8MDQzMGM.png)
Jon's home is a place of mysterious appearances
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1797237996.MDAzNWF8MDIxM2J8MDMyM2M.png)
FINALLY:
Jon teaches us some useful Hawaiian vocabulary
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1196694276.MDExM2F8MDIxMWJ8MDQ4MWM.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 03, 2012, 02:01:32 am
Post by: PTTG?? on April 03, 2012, 11:07:56 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.445624854.MDQ4NmF8MDA5MWJ8MDU0NGM.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 03, 2012, 12:21:41 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.829040883.MDQzNGF8MDMxOWJ8MDE2NGM.png)
Dancing is hard
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.230783292.MDMzOGF8MDM0MmJ8MDM0OGM.png)
Date rape jokes are not funny, Jon >:(
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1719412058.MDUyN2F8MDUyNWJ8MDA4MmM.png)
Yay!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1395017781.MDA1MWF8MDUwN2J8MDQ0OWM.png)
Forever Alone
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.686379984.MDA0OWF8MDQ1NGJ8MDUwNmM.png)
EDIT: Had to add a couple more.
Jon talks to his art.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.978390524.MDExNWF8MDM0OWJ8MDE4NmM.png)
Self-help
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.92688653.MDQ4MmF8MDAxNWJ8MDYxMmM.png)
Ba-dum-tish
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1346580921.MDU0M2F8MDEzMWJ8MDEwOWM.png)
Post by: Lord Dullard on April 04, 2012, 11:05:29 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.482158688.MDQ1M2F8MDA4NWJ8MDQ2NGM.png)
I dont want to know. I really really dont want to know.
Well, I always figured Jon for the serial killer type.
ETA:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Karlito on April 04, 2012, 02:14:42 pm
Post by: Boksi on April 04, 2012, 03:47:59 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.869109829.MDM3MGF8MDE1MGJ8MDYyNmM.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 04, 2012, 04:17:41 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1428568031.MDI0NmF8MDQwM2J8MDUwNWM.png)
Jon's significant other has had enough
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1936894362.MDEwM2F8MDAwM2J8MDYzNGM.png)
ADHD
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1728683352.MDUxOGF8MDM0MmJ8MDAwMmM.png)
DO NOT WANT
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.68313565.MDEwNGF8MDA1N2J8MDIyM2M.png)
Quote from: Boksi
Man, sometimes this thing just nails it.No kidding! :o
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.582851317.MDUyNmF8MDAxMWJ8MDQ2NmM.png)
Post by: Itnetlolor on April 04, 2012, 10:00:20 pm
Ouch, they didn't arrive. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1578465764.MDU0MmF8MDUxOGJ8MDM5NGM.png)
Falling asleep at the mug? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.787619736.MDQzMGF8MDYxOWJ8MDIzNWM.png)
How awesomely appropriate. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1457373862.MDU3NmF8MDIwNmJ8MDM1N2M.png)
Jon Durden helps out. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.715628324.MDQ5OWF8MDA1MGJ8MDU3OWM.png)
Not an approved way to commit suicide. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1788732082.MDEwM2F8MDA2N2J8MDM0MmM.png)
Okay then... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1330744285.MDI3M2F8MDEwMmJ8MDA4M2M.png)
This thing is Russain Roulette, and I lost. *BLAM!* (So NSFW) (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2041124880.MDYxMWF8MDYyNWJ8MDUyMGM.png)
And so he does. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1135470306.MDE4M2F8MDAxMGJ8MDEzM2M.png)
I'm confused (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.885770763.MDMzMWF8MDI0NWJ8MDM3NGM.png)
Cookies cure depression (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1386390120.MDAxN2F8MDAyNWJ8MDU5N2M.png)
Maybe you laughed a little too loudly. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1395923283.MDQzM2F8MDU2MWJ8MDQzNGM.png)
Delayed pain reaction (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1484065812.MDIyNmF8MDU4NGJ8MDM0OGM.png)
You seem to have no problem (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.450105172.MDUzOGF8MDQ5N2J8MDUzOGM.png)
Burned. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1168760476.MDQzNmF8MDI4NGJ8MDExNmM.png)
In space, nobody can hear you scream. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2949165.MDMwNWF8MDAyNWJ8MDUzOWM.png)
Jon has lost it. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1016148643.MDMyNmF8MDYxN2J8MDUwOWM.png)
Don't trust smiling women. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1553896662.MDQ1MGF8MDYxNmJ8MDIxMmM.png)
Jon learns another one of his flaws. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.705162142.MDU1MmF8MDMyNWJ8MDU3MGM.png)
Jon, the MacGuyver of costumes. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1172200701.MDM4MWF8MDUwM2J8MDA2NGM.png)
Balls. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1261244811.MDI4OGF8MDA3MmJ8MDUyNmM.png)
Soul wrecks pants. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.384684002.MDA0MGF8MDUxOGJ8MDQ0NGM.png)
I don't thikn it means what you think it means, Jon. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1695459975.MDM2MWF8MDIxMWJ8MDI4N2M.png)
I guess something really was wrong with his pants. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.869477184.MDU2OWF8MDYwN2J8MDI4M2M.png)
Crazy weather we're having huh? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1494109586.MDMzM2F8MDIwOWJ8MDE5OGM.png)
What. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.649215021.MDExNmF8MDI2MWJ8MDE5NmM.png)
Just another Friday night. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.847699277.MDM3NmF8MDE0NGJ8MDU5NWM.png)
Work on your pranks man. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1238144697.MDA5MGF8MDM5MGJ8MDI4NWM.png)
Head hurt. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.350164986.MDE5MmF8MDExN2J8MDQyMWM.png)
This is actually a pretty horrifying one. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1270906836.MDUyN2F8MDA5NGJ8MDE4MmM.png)
Jon, you and your bondage. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.731815762.MDQzM2F8MDEzMmJ8MDI0NGM.png)
Lay off the drugs, and maybe people will start to like you. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.141879773.MDA5NGF8MDI1MWJ8MDE0M2M.png)
Was that a rhetorical question? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.387691746.MDIxMmF8MDUyOGJ8MDIwM2M.png)
Keep telling yourself that Jon. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1471992794.MDUyNGF8MDYzM2J8MDMxNmM.png)
SURPRISE!!! (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1627262382.MDE2OWF8MDI3N2J8MDM0M2M.png)
Jon talks down Babe on birthday. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.13083943.MDMxOWF8MDA5OWJ8MDQ3NmM.png)
What were you doing just now? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.490819421.MDYwOWF8MDYyNGJ8MDA1OWM.png)
The party shouldn't be there when you're by yourself. (NSFW) (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1633032730.MDAyN2F8MDIyN2J8MDU0NmM.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 04, 2012, 10:06:34 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.819190549.MDI4N2F8MDIyOWJ8MDU3NGM.png)
...and Jon is the freak show.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.795456008.MDE1NmF8MDQ1NWJ8MDE4NWM.png)
Post by: Nirreln on April 09, 2012, 02:18:01 am
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Post by: Sirus on April 09, 2012, 07:46:07 pm
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Flasher? Worse? D8
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One day at a time, Jon. One day at a time...
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...I don't even...
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The ladies do not approve of Jon's 'stache.
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Post by: Lord Dullard on April 09, 2012, 09:10:36 pm
...
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1379289355.MDE0OWF8MDQ5NWJ8MDUxN2M.png)
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on April 10, 2012, 11:00:49 am
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This is too much fun.
Post by: Sirus on April 10, 2012, 07:49:07 pm
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Post by: zwei on April 11, 2012, 01:25:44 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.726632316.MDAxMWF8MDM3OGJ8MDMyNmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1027708212.MDE5NGF8MDIyM2J8MDU1OWM.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 11, 2012, 02:01:22 am
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More serial killing. Not even Santa can catch him :o
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That's nice, Jon...
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Post by: Lord Dullard on April 11, 2012, 02:34:56 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.251606384.MDE2OWF8MDUyNWJ8MDQwMmM.png)
I... well... that's disturbing.
Post by: zwei on April 11, 2012, 04:06:42 am
Post by: cerapa on April 11, 2012, 09:46:46 am
Well, "Jon Arbuckle: serial killer" is now official.(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.610808689.MDU1NmF8MDE5MGJ8MDU5NWM.png)
Do you seriously think that this obviously sane and not manic-depressive man would be capable of murder?
EDIT: I cant see this as being anything other than Jon having a pile of corpses outside.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.552360817.MDQ5NGF8MDAzNGJ8MDU4M2M.png)
Post by: Sirus on April 11, 2012, 06:40:09 pm
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Post by: Sirus on April 13, 2012, 11:52:17 am
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Post by: Lord Dullard on April 13, 2012, 03:36:33 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.390673604.MDAzNGF8MDM1NGJ8MDE4N2M.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on April 13, 2012, 09:11:35 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1569104249.MDI5MWF8MDE4M2J8MDMzOWM.png)
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on April 13, 2012, 09:50:57 pm
Spoiler: Looks like that helped. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Should we really, Jon? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Future Jon is not impressed. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Serial Killer Jon is also Creeper Jon. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Looks like the cops have caught on to Jon's serial homicides. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: New this, New that (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: He's dreaming, I think. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Yes, you are the epitome of aloof, Jon. Everyone knows it. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Apparently he saw something horrifying when he went. (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on April 17, 2012, 02:14:15 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1832253951.MDI4OWF8MDM5N2J8MDM4MmM.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on April 19, 2012, 03:15:53 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.230805273.MDM0OWF8MDAxNmJ8MDIwMWM.png)
Jon needs a better doctor
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.770457774.MDM4MGF8MDU0N2J8MDA2MWM.png)
Jon's clone is upset
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2092628342.MDE4NGF8MDIxM2J8MDA1NmM.png)
Jon picks a number
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1359131656.MDM1MmF8MDI1OWJ8MDE1MGM.png)
Jon recollects his weekend
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1240304106.MDA4MGF8MDAwM2J8MDA5MmM.png)
Jon goes on an imaginary stalk
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.289932605.MDAxNWF8MDU3M2J8MDMyMGM.png)
Jon had a really busy day
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1804157738.MDE4NGF8MDU4OWJ8MDM1OGM.png)
Jon has a rough new years
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1623461695.MDQ4OWF8MDYxMWJ8MDU1MGM.png)
Post by: Vertigon on April 19, 2012, 05:02:48 pm
Apparently he didn't think very much of it. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2044465548.MDI2OGF8MDU3M2J8MDYyMmM.html)
Post by: Itnetlolor on April 19, 2012, 06:23:07 pm
Jon loves tormenting himself. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1404456140.MDM4MmF8MDAyN2J8MDEzMmM.png)
Not so intellectual now, huh Jon? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.74211970.MDM2NGF8MDA1OWJ8MDEyMGM.png)
Now then, what have you been doing all week? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.850886518.MDM0NGF8MDE2MGJ8MDA4MGM.png)
Jon realizes his lonliness. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.285883219.MDIxOGF8MDQ1NWJ8MDQyM2M.png)
The house responds. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1777428786.MDQ3MGF8MDYxNWJ8MDI4MWM.png)
What happened to the curtains? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.835144987.MDEzOGF8MDA4N2J8MDI4NmM.png)
Insomnia does weird things. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1480970823.MDQ0MmF8MDMyOWJ8MDIxMmM.png)
Contemplating suicide again? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.465413376.MDAwNWF8MDUwOGJ8MDUxNWM.png)
Jon kicks off his modeling career. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.508720015.MDYwNWF8MDQyNmJ8MDIyNWM.png)
Suddenly remembers he hasn't finished reading "Wizard of OZ". (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1792291544.MDMxNWF8MDE5MmJ8MDAwOWM.png)
Nice coverup work. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1276570611.MDMwM2F8MDM2NGJ8MDI4NGM.png)
Or maybe it's what you're eating. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1303316147.MDQ5MWF8MDU0MWJ8MDU0MWM.png)
Leave Santa alone. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1387282842.MDE4N2F8MDQ5M2J8MDM4N2M.png)
That was your only idea? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.290466527.MDU0MGF8MDM0MmJ8MDMxOWM.png)
Post by: Nirreln on April 23, 2012, 11:57:11 pm
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Post by: zwei on April 24, 2012, 03:53:36 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2022696141.MDM2OGF8MDAyMWJ8MDI2MmM.png)
Way to go:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.263890239.MDQxNGF8MDYxNmJ8MDE0NmM.png)
Post by: jaxy15 on April 28, 2012, 10:42:23 am
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Happiness is indeed contagious.
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Noise.
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No parties!
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Jon is a true man of action.
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Yep.
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Post by: Sirus on May 10, 2012, 02:46:59 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.324926589.MDAzNmF8MDEwMWJ8MDU3MmM.png)
Post by: zwei on August 04, 2012, 07:43:29 am
Evolution:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.158281405.MDM4OGF8MDEwNWJ8MDIwMWM.png)
Post by: jaxy15 on August 04, 2012, 08:36:02 am
Spoiler: I'm scared.. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is captain obvious (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: THE TICKLE BUG INFECTS ANOTHER HOST (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Feet (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sirus on August 04, 2012, 10:59:46 am
Spoiler: Happiness is apparently a fatal disease (click to show/hide)
Post by: Guardian G.I. on August 04, 2012, 06:38:31 pm
Uhm, what?
Post by: Bdthemag on August 04, 2012, 06:54:59 pm
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Post by: PTTG?? on August 04, 2012, 07:42:10 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.840247914.MDEwN2F8MDI2NGJ8MDMzMmM.png)
Jon has everything he needs.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1650808270.MDI3NmF8MDI0NmJ8MDU2MWM.png)
Everything, that is, except regret.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1998332760.MDI0NmF8MDI0NmJ8MDM0MGM.png)
Jon gains weight.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1662025794.MDU1N2F8MDMwOGJ8MDM0M2M.png)
Jon has a transformative experience.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1581548118.MDQ0MGF8MDA1M2J8MDA4OWM.png)
Jon shares an insight.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.384119657.MDM0NmF8MDE4N2J8MDE1M2M.png)
Post by: dragnar on August 05, 2012, 10:50:02 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.333357204.MDA2NmF8MDUyNGJ8MDQ1MmM.png)
You would think he'd have gotten the hint before that.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1524725582.MDM0NmF8MDM5MmJ8MDQzNGM.png)
That's... Surprisingly positive of you Jon. At least you have chicken!
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.603228428.MDM2NWF8MDIzMGJ8MDAzNWM.png)
Wait, what. Did he just (mostly) recover?
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.628510932.MDQxMGF8MDQ0NmJ8MDY0N2M.png)
Post by: Kagus on August 07, 2012, 06:26:44 am
Everything, that is, except regret.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1998332760.MDI0NmF8MDI0NmJ8MDM0MGM.png)
This one is actually quite disturbing, when you think about it...
Post by: zwei on August 07, 2012, 07:05:57 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.780840762.MDMzMmF8MDIxNWJ8MDUwMmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.720358944.MDQ4NmF8MDIyMmJ8MDIzOGM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.720358944.MDQ4NmF8MDIyMmJ8MDIzOGM.png)
Post by: Sirus on August 07, 2012, 12:14:13 pm
Post by: monk12 on August 07, 2012, 12:36:43 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2044970266.MDQzMWF8MDU2MmJ8MDM2NmM.png)
This made me laugh more than maybe it should have
Post by: Furtuka on August 07, 2012, 02:10:33 pm
Post by: Sirus on August 07, 2012, 09:54:59 pm
Spoiler: Jon gets existential for a minute (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: He wasn't exaggerating (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: ... (click to show/hide)
Post by: jetex1911 on August 07, 2012, 10:12:08 pm
Spoiler: John's inner Psychopath. (click to show/hide)
Post by: zombie urist on August 07, 2012, 10:53:02 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1248137947.MDI1NGF8MDE5MGJ8MDA1N2M.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1284815562.MDIxOGF8MDA5MGJ8MDYwMmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.645833225.MDU4OWF8MDMyMmJ8MDE5MGM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1293247337.MDM3OGF8MDU4OWJ8MDQ2NWM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.807228284.MDYzMmF8MDYzMmJ8MDYwMmM.png)
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1142289739.MDM0OGF8MDY1MmJ8MDAxNWM.png)
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 08, 2012, 01:32:50 am
Spoiler: Jon loves hugs (click to show/hide)
Post by: Sirus on August 08, 2012, 01:39:04 am
Post by: MrWillsauce on August 08, 2012, 05:57:20 am
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Jon's bad dream:
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Life has its ups and downs:
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Jon's realization:
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Jon the pessimist:
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Jon the thirsty modern artist:
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Jon forgets how to "let it hang out":
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Post by: Trif on August 08, 2012, 07:40:36 am
Spoiler: Jon experiments (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dinners are hard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Crisis (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: "Friends" (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Memories (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: They really are! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Bored (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: More boredom (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Officially bored (click to show/hide)
Post by: Nega on August 08, 2012, 08:55:39 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.479622986.MDAxN2F8MDE4NmJ8MDE2MmM.png)
Post by: olemars on August 08, 2012, 09:25:55 am
Spoiler: Even the voices in his head are boring (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I... don't even want to know (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Critical failure (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's friends aren't (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Maybe she'll go out with you now (click to show/hide)
Post by: Facekillz058 on August 08, 2012, 11:25:38 am
Spoiler: Critical failure (click to show/hide)
This.
Post by: Trif on August 08, 2012, 11:26:47 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.67996870.MDIzM2F8MDUwMWJ8MDI1MGM.png)
Post by: SirAaronIII on August 08, 2012, 11:31:44 am
Wonder what the actual strip that had the second panel was about originally.
Post by: Megaman on August 08, 2012, 04:42:34 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.209695040.MDQyM2F8MDI4MmJ8MDA4M2M.png)
RIP JON ARBUCLE
HE WAS VERY CLUMSY
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1746058149.MDUxN2F8MDUxN2J8MDAyNmM.png)
Post by: NRN_R_Sumo1 on August 17, 2012, 12:17:08 am
Post by: Yoink on August 17, 2012, 10:58:17 pm
RIP JON ARBUCLE
HE WAS VERY CLUMSY
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1746058149.MDUxN2F8MDUxN2J8MDAyNmM.png)
Oh man, that one is freaking hilarious. :P Poor Jon. Also, "More Boredom" from Trif.
Post by: ShoesandHats on August 17, 2012, 11:32:50 pm
I think I found the most horrible one:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.67996870.MDIzM2F8MDUwMWJ8MDI1MGM.png)
(http://tnypic.net/04814.png)
The most horrible one: Even more horrible edition
Post by: Sirus on August 17, 2012, 11:57:04 pm
Post by: ShoesandHats on August 17, 2012, 11:59:43 pm
Post by: monk12 on August 18, 2012, 12:03:25 am
Yeah, I know, I just figured I could make something extremely depressing.
You succeeded, good sir
Post by: PTTG?? on August 20, 2012, 01:19:23 pm
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Jon demonstrates charm.
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Jon is an exhibitionist.
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Jon finds the culprit.
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Jon discovers a new and better way to use the telephone.
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Jon shares the best thing about having a girlfriend.
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Jon's efforts to ruin the day are for naught
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Jon finds reason for joy.
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Jon has some difficulty reading the newspaper.
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Jon has a positive thought.
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Jon acts with haste
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Post by: toomanysecrets on August 20, 2012, 02:09:16 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on August 22, 2012, 09:54:14 am
Post by: Donuts on September 24, 2012, 12:47:59 pm
This, is awesome.
(http://i47.tinypic.com/o5ce3t.png)
Post by: kaijyuu on September 24, 2012, 12:51:55 pm
Post by: Levi on September 24, 2012, 01:21:41 pm
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Post by: Roboboy33 on September 24, 2012, 01:22:06 pm
heh.
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on September 24, 2012, 01:39:21 pm
Spoiler: No comment (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I think he wasn't (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon gets mail (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The recession hits Jon hard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's midlife crisis (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: When did the comic generator become so depressing? (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on April 10, 2013, 03:40:05 am
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1815794088.MDI2MWF8MDY3OWJ8MDYyMmM.html (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1815794088.MDI2MWF8MDY3OWJ8MDYyMmM.html)
Post by: Osmosis Jones on April 10, 2013, 03:46:07 am
Also, out of curiosity, where do you pull the alt text from?
Post by: zwei on April 10, 2013, 05:43:46 am
Wooo!
Also, out of curiosity, where do you pull the alt text from?
Alt texts are nietche quotes i scoured from net.
Post by: Sirus on April 10, 2013, 10:54:06 am
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o____o
Post by: PTTG?? on April 10, 2013, 11:28:49 am
Jon recollects that particular one. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.260318865.MDY0MWF8MDUzMmJ8MDI1MmM.html)
Jon discovers the ultimate cause. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1840495329.MDU5MWF8MDE3NmJ8MDIwMmM.html)
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on April 10, 2013, 12:22:24 pm
Spoiler: Jon, Closet Furry (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon, Philosopher (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon, Hamburger Hunter (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon, Soc- What? (click to show/hide)
Bravo. As entertaining (and creepy) as ever.
Post by: SirAaronIII on April 11, 2013, 12:33:41 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1590411136.MDU2MmF8MDM0MWJ8MDAyNmM.png)
:P
Post by: Solifuge on April 11, 2013, 12:39:38 am
Jon recollects that particular one.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.260318865.MDY0MWF8MDUzMmJ8MDI1MmM.png) (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.260318865.MDY0MWF8MDUzMmJ8MDI1MmM.html)
Jon, you have both the best and worst date ideas.
Post by: PTTG?? on April 11, 2013, 01:20:39 am
Spoiler: Jon checks his list (click to show/hide)
Post by: Knight of Fools on April 11, 2013, 04:50:08 am
John Sells His Hair to a Farm. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.663961396.MDQ4OGF8MDIxOWJ8MDUxNmM.html)
Not at This Rate. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.5999293.MDY2NGF8MDQ5MmJ8MDQzMmM.html)
John Gets Meta. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1633944812.MDYzMGF8MDE4MWJ8MDA1NWM.html)
John Gets More Meta. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.949191336.MDQ5N2F8MDM0MGJ8MDE1OWM.html)
Return of the Meta. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.377082043.MDY4MGF8MDMwN2J8MDY1MWM.html)
John's Weekend. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.361896331.MDQ4NWF8MDUyNWJ8MDMxMWM.html)
Meta Man. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1228607397.MDMzMWF8MDAzMmJ8MDQ3MmM.html)
Post by: Ogdibus on April 11, 2013, 05:06:04 am
Post by: RedKing on April 11, 2013, 06:40:26 am
This might have worked 20 years ago. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1366496379.MDQ1M2F8MDE5MmJ8MDM0NGM.html)
Positivity. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.899760248.MDU1M2F8MDQzOGJ8MDIzMGM.html)
Who among us hasn't done this from time to time? (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.236553734.MDAxNmF8MDQ0OWJ8MDY5MWM.html)
Post by: monk12 on April 11, 2013, 01:58:15 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on April 11, 2013, 04:32:32 pm
Spoiler: Jon enjoys himself (click to show/hide)
Post by: P(ony)SI on April 11, 2013, 05:18:36 pm
Spoiler: Jon gets a phone call (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Where's Jon's friend? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Soul is proof of immorality (click to show/hide)
Post by: Solifuge on April 11, 2013, 09:24:21 pm
Jon is a Were-Partyanimal:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1736679561.MDIwNmF8MDI0MmJ8MDI4MWM.png)
Spoiler: Jon you are doing it wrong (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: That would probably have helped (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Airing out dirty laundry (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: THIS GUY DOES (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: The Best Invitation Ever (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: But what next? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: A man of Mercurial nature. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inuendo? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: In YOUR endo. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on May 06, 2013, 07:09:09 pm
Post by: Flying Dice on May 06, 2013, 07:10:29 pm
Spoiler: Nothing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Drugs won't help you now Jon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Facial hair as life prospects (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: You're only deluding yourself (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: It can (not) happen to the best of us. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: You sure are (click to show/hide)
I've come to realize that Jon must have a wardrobe full of blue collared shirts.
Post by: Dredonius on May 06, 2013, 08:01:13 pm
Gotta be prepared for everything. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.656714668.MDI5M2F8MDcwNGJ8MDAyN2M.html)
They're just saying that. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1160330887.MDY2NGF8MDI3MGJ8MDI2OWM.html)
Jon in the morning. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1042653479.MDI4NGF8MDU2M2J8MDYzOGM.html)
Maybe it is, Jon. Maybe it is. (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.824732019.MDE4N2F8MDI3NGJ8MDYwM2M.html)
Most people can... (http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.656714668.MDI5M2F8MDcwNGJ8MDAyN2M.html)
Post by: Ameablable on May 09, 2013, 10:19:52 am
:(
Post by: PTTG?? on May 09, 2013, 11:29:59 am
Spoiler: Jon plays a guessing game (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon recollects a decision (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon thinks knows what time it is (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon dislikes creepy calls (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon hires easily-confused muscle (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon shows off his superpower (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon discusses his day (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon takes no insubordination from his furniture (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon works too hard (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon realizes his phone has autodialing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon demands your attention (click to show/hide)
Post by: Ameablable on May 10, 2013, 01:04:20 pm
Spoiler: one that actually makes sense (click to show/hide)
Edit:
Spoiler: jon repeats himself then bumps into a wall. (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on May 11, 2013, 12:49:55 am
Spoiler: Intermission (click to show/hide)
Post by: Solifuge on May 11, 2013, 04:23:59 am
An Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield Story
Chapter 1:
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.829900144.MDE0MmF8MDM0OGJ8MDMwMWM.png)
Spoiler: On that day, Jon Arbuckle became two men. (click to show/hide)
TO BE CONTINUED.
Post by: PTTG?? on May 11, 2013, 11:25:55 am
Spoiler: Jon gets old (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon asks the big questions (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon leads a full life (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon defines "it" as "the bone shards, tendons, and macerated flesh" (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon switches to a new dealer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon demonstrates a self-demonstrative statement (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon... convinces me to stop clicking refresh (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon checks the phone (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on September 20, 2013, 01:06:59 pm
Spoiler: Jon insists on the paperwork (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon believes in method acting (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is certified (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon finally makes a voice go away (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has an attack (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon realizes something (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon leads a full life (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon undergoes the transformation once again (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon relates his drug experiences (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon pushes his relationship too far (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on September 20, 2013, 02:47:34 pm
Post by: wierd on September 20, 2013, 05:22:31 pm
Still tripping, Jon does strange things with the packaging, and a roll of tape.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.604356313.MDU0NGF8MDQyMGJ8MDQzMmM.png)
Post by: Flying Dice on September 22, 2013, 05:01:34 pm
Spoiler: OHOHOHOHO (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has a realization of impossibility (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on September 23, 2013, 02:25:55 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2052847930.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on September 28, 2013, 03:38:47 pm
Spoiler: Jon meets a nice cosmic orb (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's other personalities don't suspect a thing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's dreams will thankfully never be fulfilled (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon maturely reflects on his failings (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has a mirror stage right (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has regenerating clothes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's powers surprise even himself sometimes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon plays it cool (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is closer to nature (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's stunt double gets vaporized (click to show/hide)
Post by: wierd on September 28, 2013, 04:13:41 pm
Spoiler: Jon finally succeeds at something (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon's depression takes a turn for the worse... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon learns about prophylaxis the HARD way... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon reflects on happier days... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Yes. Yes they can Jon. (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on November 01, 2013, 05:20:26 pm
Spoiler: Jon decides upon his wardrobe. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has a poor vocabulary. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon thinks deeply. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has one of those days. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon explains. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Caz on November 02, 2013, 01:59:15 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1944830861.MDMxNmF8MDI5MmJ8MDI2N2M.png)
Post by: Hatman on November 22, 2013, 09:49:05 pm
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.2048963953.MDQ3OWF8MDU4NWJ8MDE0MWM.png)
Jon Arbuckle's patented woman-filing system
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1712193602.MDM3MWF8MDE5MWJ8MDM4OWM.png)
Spoiler: Strips I don't have much to say about (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on November 22, 2013, 10:04:04 pm
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 22, 2013, 10:56:39 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on November 23, 2013, 03:16:03 am
Posting to watch.
Nope, you gotta post something. Like this.
Spoiler: Jon's new roommates know how to have fun (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon finds out what it is (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon talks to himself, and it's sadder than normal (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon makes plans (click to show/hide)
Post by: Elephant Parade on November 23, 2013, 03:18:16 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.238367868.MDQxNGF8MDUzOGJ8MDI2MGM.png)
Post by: Urist McScoopbeard on November 23, 2013, 08:45:57 am
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.351520894.MDIzNWF8MDMzOWJ8MDU1N2M.png)
John is forever alone guy.
(http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.545006673.MDE4MWF8MDA4MWJ8MDA5M2M.png)
Post by: LASD on November 23, 2013, 05:38:28 pm
Spoiler: Yes Jon, it really was. (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on November 24, 2013, 01:40:29 am
Spoiler: Jon's foot hurts (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon wonders how to proceed (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is surprised (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon quits the professional killer game (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon mutters about something disturbing (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon suffers from an allergic reaction (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon improvises (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon tells another sad sad story (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon makes a long-distance phone call (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on November 30, 2013, 11:08:32 pm
Spoiler: Something happens. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: They were his friends (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Vacations are overrated (click to show/hide)
Post by: MrWillsauce on November 30, 2013, 11:35:31 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on December 13, 2013, 01:07:52 pm
Spoiler: good god (click to show/hide)
Post by: Itnetlolor on December 13, 2013, 11:06:28 pm
Spoiler: Jon wakes up (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Toast... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon finally bores himself. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon finally snaps out of it (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Depressed? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Uh... (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: We need context (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon argues with items around his house. (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on February 18, 2014, 06:16:57 pm
Spoiler: Jon does it wrong (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon deals in mysteries (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon follows the plan (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon discovers that vehicles are used to compensate for perceived shortfalls (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is bored (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Where did Jon's earpiece go? (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheDarkStar on February 18, 2014, 10:51:15 pm
Spoiler: Jon goes out on a cold dark morning (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Everything goes right for Jon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon goes away for the weekend (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has no personal experiences (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Making it less boring (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is depressed as always (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon preforms a magic trick (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on February 19, 2014, 01:01:00 am
Spoiler: Jon goes out on a cold dark morning (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Everything goes right for Jon (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Jon goes away for the weekend (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Jon has no personal experiences (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Making it less boring (click to show/hide)???Spoiler: Jon is depressed as always (click to show/hide)Spoiler: Jon preforms a magic trick (click to show/hide)
You need to get the image, not the page.
Post by: TheDarkStar on February 22, 2014, 05:25:02 pm
Spoiler: Jon goes out on a cold dark morning (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Everything goes right for Jon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon goes away for the weekend (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has no personal experiences (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Making it less boring (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon preforms a magic trick (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on February 22, 2014, 09:12:10 pm
Post by: zwei on February 24, 2014, 03:13:02 am
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=cz.zweistein.android.infinitegarfieldminusgarfield (https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=cz.zweistein.android.infinitegarfieldminusgarfield)
Cheers!
Post by: zwei on February 25, 2014, 06:04:49 am
Post by: MarcAFK on February 25, 2014, 08:00:21 am
Spoiler: Jon discovers the excitement of LSD (click to show/hide)
Post by: TheDarkStar on February 25, 2014, 11:11:20 pm
Spoiler: Jon stops wasting his life and escapes (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on March 04, 2014, 10:48:33 am
Spoiler: Jon is confused about the beginning of the song Feel Good, Inc. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon upgrades his telephone mid-yawn. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has become vindictive in his wealth. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Urist McScoopbeard on March 04, 2014, 10:54:03 am
Post by: scrdest on March 06, 2014, 07:29:13 am
Spoiler: Crushing insanity indeed (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on March 12, 2014, 12:55:29 am
Spoiler: Jon asks such questions (click to show/hide)
Post by: Arx on March 12, 2014, 01:32:06 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Good grief, Jon.
Post by: Karkov on March 12, 2014, 04:19:02 pm
I must post, I need to come back to these later.
Post by: Osmosis Jones on March 12, 2014, 11:11:00 pm
Spoiler: Jon likes his new shirt (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Fight depression... with avant garde theatre (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Not a cause for celebration, Jon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Title-text makes it (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lovechild on March 13, 2014, 04:04:08 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: MarcAFK on March 13, 2014, 09:57:46 am
Also that last one makes it look like he's masturbating.
Spoiler: Title-text makes it (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on March 13, 2014, 07:51:55 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oooh, this one hits too close to home.
Post by: scrdest on March 14, 2014, 04:52:28 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oooh, this one hits too close to home.
Learned helplessness?
Post by: Tawa on June 11, 2014, 08:44:04 pm
Spoiler: What the Hell Are You Doing, Jon (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is Too Bored When He Wakes Up (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Calm Down Jon It's Only Toast (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: I Don't Know What To Make Of This, Jon (click to show/hide)
Post by: MaximumZero on June 12, 2014, 12:24:16 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Adventuring Vagabond on July 07, 2014, 01:18:06 am
What.oh shit oh shit this things is hilarious
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb98/bigmadtony/strip735296603.png)
Post by: PTTG?? on July 24, 2014, 10:57:33 am
Spoiler: Jon's working for the weekend (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon knows he is lying (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: TOASTED PASTRAMI ON RYE, I (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: TOASTED PASTRAMI ON RYE, II (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon comments on global warming (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is a dedicated roleplayer (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon runs out of ideas (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on July 24, 2014, 11:24:10 am
Post by: MaximumZero on July 24, 2014, 08:03:17 pm
Spoiler: Jon lives a little (click to show/hide)
Post by: Loam on July 24, 2014, 09:34:45 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Henny on July 25, 2014, 05:04:51 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xeron on July 25, 2014, 09:21:50 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: dorf on July 29, 2014, 01:17:43 am
(http://i.imgur.com/DgjRCA4.png)What's up with the mouse cursor?
I know it's not mine!
Post by: Loam on July 29, 2014, 10:38:36 pm
Spoiler: Don't think that'll help, Jon (click to show/hide)
Post by: Krevsin on July 30, 2014, 01:09:52 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on August 11, 2014, 11:24:26 am
App on google play recieved DMCA notice by lawyer representing paws inc. and was taken down (app brain still hosts it), my email asking for clarification or status of mine site and how was original garfield minus garfield possible was replied with request to stop everything.
So, If further communication is fruitless, I will have to take it down quickly.
If you want to save some hotlinked strips, act WITH HASTE.
On the bright side, I will be releasing app, website and related tools source code as open source bit earlier than I anticipated. Only thing missing will be comic frames.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 11, 2014, 12:17:50 pm
Post by: zwei on August 11, 2014, 01:12:40 pm
I don't think you need permission- this is parody, and thus protected by fair use.
That is what I thought.
They have different option, just received this email:
Quote
We do not consider either of them as a parody.
It is someone using our intellectual property, and creating a derivative work for entertainment purposes, or to get attention for themselves, instead of creating their own intellectual property.
Please discontinue your use. It is our hope to resolve this matter with you informally, and amicably.
Thank you,
Bob Beasley
General Counsel
As silver lining, here is source code: https://code.google.com/p/igmg/
Post by: Henny on August 11, 2014, 02:20:51 pm
Post by: monk12 on August 11, 2014, 08:32:40 pm
Post by: PTTG?? on August 12, 2014, 09:55:55 pm
Anyway, this isn't even derived from Garfield, it's derived from Garfield Minus Garfield, which is definitely parody.
Post by: Neonivek on August 13, 2014, 05:47:51 am
They really didn't create anything themselves... didn't change words around, didn't alter scenes, didn't even do commentary... (or wait... they did create a title generator...)
Even if it was Parody, it is pretty much riding directly on their backs way past I think the parody law should protect.
The Lawyers are still being jerks, but ehhh... in court I see it their way.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 13, 2014, 11:25:50 am
Spoiler: Jon finally achieves what was once impossible (click to show/hide)
And, in an attempt to provide some kind of dignified end to the series, I propose the following:
Spoiler: Jon finds his identity (click to show/hide)
Post by: Trif on August 14, 2014, 08:44:40 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: zwei on August 14, 2014, 09:10:22 am
Super lame. You could probably win a fair use defense, but then you'd have to, y'know, defend in a court of law. Which would probably not be worth it, unless you can get the ACLU or EFF or somebody involved.
Well, it is not hosted in USA so DMCA is fairly toothless (except for app which is hosted by google which has to react to those things) - unless they get some local agency to do the fighting for them.
Right now, waiting for Google to react to DMCA appeal. After that, we shall see.
Even if it was Parody, it is pretty much riding directly on their backs way past I think the parody law should protect.
The Lawyers are still being jerks, but ehhh... in court I see it their way.
Meh, G-G rode that just fine all the way to being published as a book.
Post by: monk12 on August 14, 2014, 01:15:08 pm
Ehhhh I am less on their side in this case... since all they did is took Garfield comic strips and organized them and SOMETIMES removed characters from them.
They really didn't create anything themselves... didn't change words around, didn't alter scenes, didn't even do commentary... (or wait... they did create a title generator...)
Even if it was Parody, it is pretty much riding directly on their backs way past I think the parody law should protect.
The Lawyers are still being jerks, but ehhh... in court I see it their way.
That's the thing, they didn't take Garfield comic strips, they took Garfield comic panels and reorganized them to completely change the nature of the strip. It's not a reprinting of old Garfield strips, it's a modification and reinterpretation of them. The central conceit would work well with many other comics, I think, and that's what Infinite Garfield Minus Garfield has created; the conceit.
Post by: PTTG?? on August 16, 2014, 11:20:08 pm
Spoiler: Jon's delivery came early (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon is very mildly alergic to rice (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on March 15, 2015, 09:31:18 pm
Spoiler: We are moving backwards in time (click to show/hide)
Post by: monk12 on March 15, 2015, 09:37:22 pm
Post by: Urist McScoopbeard on March 15, 2015, 09:46:17 pm
(I.E. this thread is pretty great.)
Post by: zwei on March 16, 2015, 01:54:31 pm
Wait, this is still at thing? Did Google hero it up?
Nah, app is still down.
Website is up because Adams & co likely decided to not care much beyond trying to scare me off.
Post by: MrRoboto75 on March 17, 2015, 07:39:57 pm
Spoiler: Sudden Realization (click to show/hide)
Post by: Kumil on March 28, 2015, 04:24:46 pm
Post by: Baffler on April 02, 2015, 10:28:40 am
Spoiler: "Evening Plans" (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: "Appropriate Attire" (click to show/hide)
I can't tell you how many times I got three straight panels with nothing in them.
Post by: Tawa on April 05, 2015, 03:12:40 pm
Spoiler: Parasite Infection (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Strange Dreams (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Broken Aesop (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: John Declares War on Himself (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on September 01, 2015, 12:14:22 am
Spoiler: Jon plays a prank. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon criticizes the whole "Liz" development. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon learns to seek only what one truly desires. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon tastes some milk. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon feels pretty now. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon undergoes the transformation once again. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon ate 72 ounces of beef in one sitting. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has a specific restraining order. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon gets old. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yoink on September 01, 2015, 12:42:57 am
Spoiler: Sudden Realization (click to show/hide)
This one is actually kinda heartwarming.
Also, it's crazy to think that I haven't checked this thread in a year... I'm glad it still exists. :)
Post by: PTTG?? on December 05, 2015, 03:13:31 pm
Spoiler: Jon gets the holiday spirit. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon talks to his editor. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon has something to look forward to. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon favors polkadots. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon defines himself. (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jon considers a change. (click to show/hide)
Post by: birdy51 on December 07, 2015, 08:43:22 am
Spoiler: Jon Catches a Glimpse (click to show/hide)
Post by: PTTG?? on December 07, 2015, 08:52:41 pm
Spoiler: Jon Catches a Glimpse (click to show/hide)
Extra bracket...
Post by: dorf on December 08, 2015, 02:37:44 am
My theory is that that is actually a staple.Spoiler: Jon Catches a Glimpse (click to show/hide)
Extra bracket...
Jon probably lost it when he was stapling his script prior to shooting the scene.
Post by: birdy51 on December 08, 2015, 09:45:40 am
Post by: MaximumZero on December 13, 2015, 12:51:49 am
Spoiler: We all have dreams. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Loam on September 16, 2016, 11:44:18 am
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Post by: PTTG?? on September 17, 2016, 11:24:06 am
...
Ah well, back to the grave wit ye!
Post by: GLaDOSauR on November 06, 2016, 01:10:37 pm
http://garfield.zweistein.cz/strip.1088973186.MDM3NGF8MDYyNWJ8MDY4NmM.png
Post by: Solifuge on November 06, 2016, 04:36:42 pm
Which is assuming the date went well? >:3 *waggles eyebrows suggestively*