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[IcyTea31]

This forest is starting to get just a little too evil for my tastes. Limp southwards to exit the woods. Lil' Bloodmower shall follow.

[NJW2000]

Chomp down on Nunzillor's succulent arm meat.

Well then, bang his head on the ground until he's unconscious or dead.  Not super used to playing death matches I guess, that sounds pretty terrible...

The strings writhe about you, trying to strangle Nunzillor.

3v4v2

Nunzillor begins slowly shoving McTaalkik's head into the ground. McTaalik sucks his forearm a little. The entangling strings get in the way of both combatants. It's beginning to look like a scene from some really weird porn video.

This forest is starting to get just a little too evil for my tastes. Limp southwards to exit the woods. Lil' Bloodmower shall follow.

EGGBERT WILL AVENGE MY DEATH.

6v6v2

You tell the Bloodmower to move off. The egg makes you dodge out of its way once or twice while your creature looks bemused, but eventually contents itself with rolling back and forth over Gentlefish's shattered body.

You and the bloodmower exit the forest, hammer at your side, seeing many giant trees, little creatures made of lightening and and lakes of fiery amber stuff. After jumping over a brook filled with the evil-spirit infested potion, you make your way into lush, tall fields of rice, leaving behind you a trail of shredded ornamental fences and plant matter. Apart from the occasional ditch or rodent, the landscape is monotonous. There's a small lake to the east, a few barns to the west, and little else.

[Gentlefish]

...I have been betrayed.

[IcyTea31]

Tend to my broken toes. See if I can secure them well enough to run.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

"Hey, forest. You mind strangling this guy?"

Try to not get my face ground into the dirt while there trees deal with this fool.

[Nunzillor]

"Moby Zap, play the K-pop!"

Indicate to Moby Zap that he should play incredibly distracting K-pop to confuse and bewilder the forest.  Also, eat Doc, starting with the nose.

[NJW2000]

Tend to my broken toes. See if I can secure them well enough to run.

4

You manage to splint them with a few twigs. Your creature disgorges a couple of bandages, which also helps.

"Moby Zap, play the K-pop!"

Indicate to Moby Zap that he should play incredibly distracting K-pop to confuse and bewilder the forest.  Also, eat Doc, starting with the nose.

"Hey, forest. You mind strangling this guy?"

Try to not get my face ground into the dirt while there trees deal with this fool.

5v5v6v4

Tendrils of string whip out, slicing deep scores into bark and earth, but Moby Zap weaves through them unharmed, generating such a racket that the nearest trees sway back from pain. Electrical beings swirl through the air, leaping at the creature as string creepers connect it to the ground, but the beast merely takes the discharges on the copper wirings, generating impressive arcs of electricity itself and floating near Nunzillor unconcernedly. McTaalik manages to throw Nunzillor off and regain a little balance before Nunzillor gets him in the classic "Incisor Noselock" and holds on firmly.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Position thumbs over Nunzillor's eyes. Apply pressure.

[Nunzillor]

"Mmm mnose mnsty!"

Bite down on his nose.  Then pull his ears!  That hurts.

[IcyTea31]

Follow the sounds of excessive brutality to get as close to them as possible without entering the forest.

[NJW2000]

Follow the sounds of excessive brutality to get as close to them as possible without entering the forest.

You do so. The easiet way to locate the combatants is by the inferno raging through the gigantic trees behind them.

"Mmm mnose mnsty!"

Bite down on his nose.  Then pull his ears!  That hurts.

Position thumbs over Nunzillor's eyes. Apply pressure.

The forest and Moby Zap swoop down upon the combatants once more as they roll about on the ground.

4v2v1v5

Nunzillor yanks McTaalik's ears so hard they nearly come off, stunning him momentarily into shocked submission, long enough for Nunzillor's beast to move over him as its master scrambles off, and begin giving off electrical arcs over its victim, McTaalik's body contorting with wild spasms, blinding lights shining in his face.

One of the nearby trees catches fire at the base and falls over, straight into one of the pools of superheated evil spirit fluid. The resulting splash and fiery explosion sends bits of glowing charcoal and pools of burning amber stuff all over the glade, a great deal of which is now on fire. McTaalik cowers in pain and dismay.

[DoctorMcTaalik]

Run back to the boozemobile, and make a getaway.

[Nunzillor]

"Surrender, inexplicable foe!  Surrender or die!"

Don't let him up.  Instead, break his bones!  Unless he surrenders, that is.

[IcyTea31]

Go give backup, up to and including bashing McTaalik's head in.

[NJW2000]

Run back to the boozemobile, and make a getaway.

"Surrender, inexplicable foe!  Surrender or die!"

Don't let him up.  Instead, break his bones!  Unless he surrenders, that is.

5v5
Nunzillor jumps on McTaalik just as he manages to get to his feet, and begins pummelling him relentlessly.

Go give backup, up to and including bashing McTaalik's head in.

6

You rush into the clearing after following the glaring lights and trail of fire, just in time to take a piece of burning wood to the knees. Your feet are very slightly on fire, but you begin kicking McTaalik.