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[King Zultan]

Everything a dwarf touches needs to be memorialized.

[Nordlicht]

Everything a dwarf touches turns into glod

[methylatedspirit]

Everything a dwarf touches needs to be memorialized.

Great, ghost rocks. I'm just imagining a fort going along for the first 3 months or so, then it just dies to a massive swarm of ghost rocks; all the rocks that have been mined throughout the fort's life. Of course, all ghostly inanimate objects are of the harmful variety; no "forlorn haunts" here!

[JAL28]

Dwarves can use flamethrowers, but only against the elves

[Bumber]

Dwarves can use flamethrowers, but only against the dwelves

FTFY

Nature-loving dwarves will mate with elves to produce dwelves.

[muldrake]

Dwarves can use flamethrowers, but only against the dwelves

FTFY

Nature-loving dwarves will mate with elves to produce dwelves.

That's the first genuinely terrible suggestion in pages.

[JAL28]

Dwarves can use flamethrowers, but only against the dwelves

FTFY

Nature-loving dwarves will mate with elves to produce dwelves.

Dwelves have all the good attributes of dwarves(metal/steel armour, martial trances, moods) and elves(at peace with wildlife, tree-hugging, having access to all aboveground animals as domesticated), while losing all bad traits except for their stuck-up attitude. Now you HAVE to obey them or risk getting roflstomped by them.

[King Zultan]

Dwarves can use flamethrowers, but only against the dwelves

FTFY

Nature-loving dwarves will mate with elves to produce dwelves.

Dwelves have all the good attributes of dwarves(metal/steel armour, martial trances, moods) and elves(at peace with wildlife, tree-hugging, having access to all aboveground animals as domesticated), while losing all bad traits except for their stuck-up attitude. Now you HAVE to obey them or risk getting roflstomped by them.

Dwelves are universally hated by all sentient creatures.

[Bumber]

Dwelves are universally hated loved by all sentient creatures.

FTFY

Whenever another creature sees a dwelf, they drop everything they're doing to organize a party for them. They are left with a bad thought once the party is over, and will go insane if the party is interrupted for any reason.

This results in a chain of endless parties until someone finally throws a tantrum, resulting in everyone going insane. FBs with deadly vapors joining the party can cause problems, too.

[JAL28]

Dwelves are universally hated loved by all sentient creatures.

FTFY

Whenever another creature sees a dwelf, they drop everything they're doing to organize a party for them. They are left with a bad thought once the party is over, and will go insane if the party is interrupted for any reason.

This results in a chain of endless parties until someone finally throws a tantrum, resulting in everyone going insane. FBs with deadly vapors joining the party can cause problems, too.

Those dwelves must have cool af rave parties with the clown gang that comes out of the clown car

Imagine just distracting all the clowns with a dwelve and pulling a cave in on them all

[Bumber]

Imagine just distracting all the clowns with a dwelve and pulling a cave in on them all

And then the dwelf funeral starts...

The whole world is invited. (Even memorialized ghosts.)

[JAL28]

Imagine just distracting all the clowns with a dwelve and pulling a cave in on them all

And then the dwelf funeral starts...

The whole world is invited. (Even memorialized ghosts.)

Including the vermin, the 800+ forgotten beasts, at least 1 clown of every species(maybe more, since their populations are functionally infinite)

They stay passive for the duration of the funeral. But afterwards? Uh...fun?

[Bumber]

DF emails all your friends and family, inviting them to attend. They, in turn, invite their friends. Somehow they all wander into your game, and are replaced by dwelves in the real world.

The Dwelfpocalypse!

[JAL28]

DF emails all your friends and family, inviting them to attend. They, in turn, invite their friends. Somehow they all wander into your game, and are replaced by dwelves in the real world.

The Dwelfpocalypse!

The Dwelves successfully pressure the government to stop all environmentally damaging industries and start growing new trees.

Lol this is turning into a mini-narrative

[rico6822]

Upcoming pyromancers should also possess cryomancy stuff like immunity to frostbite of low temperature biomes and spells. This is because necromancers know secrets not only of death but also it's opposite.