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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 484545 times)

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5010 on: December 02, 2022, 01:50:34 pm »

Advanced worldgen should allow toggling "Urist Mode". It sets all figures (dwarves, clowns, humans, named monsters, etc) to be named Urist McUrist. Side effects of Urist Mode may include: insanity, insanity, inability to recognize faces, or developing fascinations with people named Urist. Also, all nobles should be Clown Ringleaders with a tendency to crack down on disobeying dwarves.
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« Reply #5011 on: December 03, 2022, 02:56:34 am »

Advanced worldgen should allow toggling "Urist Mode". It sets all figures (dwarves, clowns, humans, named monsters, etc) to be named Urist McUrist. Side effects of Urist Mode may include: insanity, insanity, inability to recognize faces, or developing fascinations with people named Urist. Also, all nobles should be Clown Ringleaders with a tendency to crack down on disobeying dwarves.
And all Urists in Urist mode are hostile hermits and attack anyone that comes close to them.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5012 on: December 03, 2022, 07:48:05 am »

Advanced worldgen should allow toggling "Urist Mode". It sets all figures (dwarves, clowns, humans, named monsters, etc) to be named Urist McUrist. Side effects of Urist Mode may include: insanity, insanity, inability to recognize faces, or developing fascinations with people named Urist. Also, all nobles should be Clown Ringleaders with a tendency to crack down on disobeying dwarves.
And all Urists in Urist mode are hostile hermits and attack anyone that comes close to them.

Naturally they do this with socks, which have been once again made a deadly weapon.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5013 on: December 03, 2022, 07:16:10 pm »

dwarves should be able to make socks out of slade
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« Reply #5014 on: December 03, 2022, 08:50:02 pm »

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5015 on: December 03, 2022, 09:11:07 pm »

Dwarven foot hair should naturally grow to be a sock, which can be sheared to produce a sock ready for wearing.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5016 on: December 03, 2022, 11:41:06 pm »

Thrown socks explode on impact, creating enough heat to melt nearby stone into a pool of magma.
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« Reply #5017 on: December 04, 2022, 12:00:00 am »

Magma pools spawn sock, which are thrown outward violently from the magma pool.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5018 on: December 04, 2022, 12:10:29 am »

wearing magma socks causes dwarves feet to melt off, solving the need for footwear
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« Reply #5019 on: December 04, 2022, 03:50:55 am »

Puddles of melted dwarf can be turned into dozens of socks, sometimes dwarves will push other dwarves into magma so they can harvest the melted dwarf for sock production.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5020 on: December 04, 2022, 09:59:36 am »

Puddles of melted dwarf can be ladled into cast-off beard cocoons (or socks, in a pinch), causing the dwarf goop to cool and metamorphose into new, adult dwarves.
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« Reply #5021 on: December 04, 2022, 11:44:18 am »

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.
Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.
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« Reply #5022 on: December 04, 2022, 03:22:42 pm »

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.
Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

Ok, but...why would dwarves (or anyone) do this?
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5023 on: December 04, 2022, 03:51:10 pm »

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.
Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

Ok, but...why would dwarves (or anyone) do this?

Because newly created sock-elves will grow with age, and can be harvested later for more socks than you started with.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5024 on: December 04, 2022, 07:12:20 pm »

Dwarves should be able to make socks out of elves.
Dwarves should be able to make elves out of socks.

Ok, but...why would dwarves (or anyone) do this?

Because newly created sock-elves will grow with age, and can be harvested later for more socks than you started with.
These socks can then be traded to elves because the socks are grown socks.
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