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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 484577 times)

Salmeuk

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5100 on: December 22, 2022, 03:00:31 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 22, 2022, 02:40:14 am
Quote from: Criperum on December 21, 2022, 03:04:10 pm
Quote from: brewer bob on December 21, 2022, 09:28:06 am
Some megabeasts are highly allergic to bees and if they are stung by one at a fort they may very well suffocate. This should happen during world generation too.
Or bloat many times and start crushing not only buildings but walls stone and even spacetime itself
Anytime bloated forgotten beast is attacked it has a high chance to explode and kill all creatures nearby.

re-make dwarf fortress but now it's akin to a certain co-op horde shooter FPS from 2008
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5101 on: December 22, 2022, 03:21:58 am »
Quote from: King Zultan on December 22, 2022, 02:40:14 am
Quote from: Criperum on December 21, 2022, 03:04:10 pm
Quote from: brewer bob on December 21, 2022, 09:28:06 am
Some megabeasts are highly allergic to bees and if they are stung by one at a fort they may very well suffocate. This should happen during world generation too.
Or bloat many times and start crushing not only buildings but walls stone and even spacetime itself
Anytime bloated forgotten beast is attacked it has a high chance to explode and kill all creatures nearby.
Evety time two bloated FBs meet they collide and merge into a supermassive Forgotten Beast. Beware of it's attraction. And it radiates purring maggots
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5102 on: December 22, 2022, 03:48:38 am »
Magnets are able to breed. Dwarven scholars unable to explain; suspect miracles involved.

« Last Edit: December 22, 2022, 03:53:19 am by Bumber »
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5103 on: December 22, 2022, 04:20:42 am »
Dwarven scholars, while trying to discover the answer, may sometimes accidentally discover nuclear physics.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5104 on: December 23, 2022, 11:52:24 am »
Quote from: Salmeuk on December 22, 2022, 03:00:31 am
re-make dwarf fortress but now it's akin to a certain co-op horde shooter FPS from 2008

Complete with constant crashing
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I make Spellcrafts!
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I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5105 on: December 24, 2022, 02:07:12 am »
Quote from: Eric Blank on December 23, 2022, 11:52:24 am
Quote from: Salmeuk on December 22, 2022, 03:00:31 am
re-make dwarf fortress but now it's akin to a certain co-op horde shooter FPS from 2008

Complete with constant crashing
Why stop at crashing the game, have it crash the computer as well!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Bumber

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5106 on: December 24, 2022, 06:52:54 am »
When your computer crashes, the dwarves crash at your house.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5107 on: December 27, 2022, 01:58:10 am »
Introduce a new megabeast called a “plane” that has wings but is completely flightless and can be used as a mount.
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.

Bumber

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5108 on: December 27, 2022, 07:21:13 am »
There's always one "plane" present per flat surface.
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

TurboDwarf

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5109 on: December 27, 2022, 07:25:58 am »
Planar intersections are dealt with harshly.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5110 on: December 27, 2022, 04:24:05 pm »
A plane will level any woods it passes over.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5111 on: December 28, 2022, 02:35:24 am »
A plane exists so vividly in the minds of some dwarves that they believe it is real and will desperately try to convince other dwarves that they are in fact real.
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5112 on: December 28, 2022, 04:05:19 pm »
Lunisolar calendars.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5113 on: December 28, 2022, 10:38:29 pm »
Solar FREAKIN' roadways!
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Quote from: Ispil on August 30, 2018, 01:17:08 pm
Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5114 on: December 28, 2022, 10:50:43 pm »
Quote from: Bumber on December 28, 2022, 10:38:29 pm
Solar FREAKIN' roadways!

With hookers, blackjack, and blow!
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Quote from: Jim Groovester on March 31, 2023, 04:39:41 pm
Really hoping somebody puts this in their signature.
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