For those of you who picked magic, please pick one of the schools listed.
Chosen One gives you a small chance to gain a bonus on a roll, and gives you bonuses when you're in danger. Essentially, think of it as God watching over you.
If you're struggling with your race, might I suggest you join the cleanbot coalition?
((Very funny, anything wrong with cleanbots?))
Name: Zack AbramsWhat about my character? Or do I have to change something?
Race: Dragonborn
Gender: Male
Age: 293
Crime: Was previously a successful Evil Overlord.
Preferred stat: IQ, DEX, STR
Starting Skills:Death Magic, Science
Bio: Started his reign of terror at the age of 50, destroying several colonies and dimensions. Decided to turn himself in after a 'change of heart' but is secretly playing everybody for chumps.
Characteristic:You're a wizard, Harry!
Character list is up to date; Wade, count yourself lucky on your stats, you lucky SOB. I defaulted Grab, since Melee is not a skill.Thanks. This looks like it is going to be interesting
Man, everyone is an evil bastard. Don't think I've seen one person who was even NEUTRAL, let alone good (except for mop. And maaaaaybe the frog).Evil is the way to go. So much more fun.
Man, everyone is an evil bastard. Don't think I've seen one person who was even NEUTRAL, let alone good (except for mop. And maaaaaybe the frog).
Nothing Blitz; after thinking for a bit, added Void Magic as a school of magic. Keep in mind, however, that you won't be able to cast unless you acquire a tool to cast with (wand, staff, tome, etc.)Keep it as is.
Do you want me to change it so you have "You're a wizard, Harry!" and Death Magic instead, or keep it as is?
Um, hi. Do I need to change my character sheet? Because you still haven't accepted it.Nothing Blitz; after thinking for a bit, added Void Magic as a school of magic. Keep in mind, however, that you won't be able to cast unless you acquire a tool to cast with (wand, staff, tome, etc.)Keep it as is.
Do you want me to change it so you have "You're a wizard, Harry!" and Death Magic instead, or keep it as is?
Glance around curiously, surveying my surroundings, and these curious creatures around me. If any of them try to attack me, blast them with lasers. Contemptuously chuck the pathetic sword away.
I'm just...gonna...like...get some fresh air...bye!
Walk away from the group while reading the paper to try and understand it.
"Robot! Go kill that other robot! Other robot! You jerk that really smarts!"
Tend to wounds and watch the robot's battle to the death.
find cover and stab anybody with the metal of they come closer.
Head toward the closest building in full sprint and(if possible)jump into it
"ROBOT" DESIGNATION MOP. MOP SELF-SET DIRECTIVE NOT MURDER. BOMB ORIGINATION UNKNOWN BUT HIGHLY IRONIC. CEASE AGRESSION OR PREPARE FOR INDUSTRY-LEADING MOPPING ACTION.
Prepare to defend! While doing this, back away slightly from the partially murderous group of individuals.
Pull my spellbook out of my storage compartment, start reading it.
Look around. Use my skill in Chemistry to cursorily determine what the liquid might do.
"Yes, why would we fight? We're in a new world! There's so much to learn, so much to burn, so much fun to have!"
Fry the viper with my firebreath!
"Croak!"
Put on the top hat and hop around in search of water.
Put on the suit, take a look at my suroundings, and turn invisible.
My my, what a ruckus this is going to be :D
Step away from mass group and look for a nice pad to crash in
This should be interesting...
Survey the room and its participants from where I am standing. I am looking for structural features (like doors/windows/breaks in the wall/corners/pillars/patterns on the floor), furniture, and people in the room. If I need to wander to get a sufficient read on the room, then I walk slowly outward in a spiral (counter-clockwise) pattern keeping my guard up.
I back away from the group and look around. I also put on the mustache.
Examine surroundings.
"Hello."
Become ethereal then walk around the building looking for lifesign and whatever item that might be useful also if i find any vermin or rodent i would devour them
"Damn robot. I'll do it my self."
Dragon fire!
Is it too late to sign up for this?
Name: George "Rustbucket" Goodwin
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Age: 195 (essentially a skeleton
Crime:PILLAGING THEE SEVEN SEAS
Preferred Stats: 1:STR, 2:DEX, 3:IQ
Starting Skills: Firearms, Swordsmanship
Bio: A PIRATE OF YE SEVEN SEAS, GEORGE HAS RAPED AND PILLAGED ENTIRE TOWNS, UNDER HIS MIGHTY CREW! He was so mighty, he even obtained immortality, which unfortunately caused his flesh to fall off. He was then unceremoniously yanked to Tartarus.
Characteristic: Immortal.
Vaporize the building. Nothing shall stand in my way.
Decipher the spell on the page.
"Damn robot. I'll do it my self."
Dragon fire!
SWIFFER MEGAMART... THE IMPRISONED WITHIN MUST BE FREED. CLEANBOT DESIGNATION MOP WILL BE THEIR SALVATION.
Carefully roll into the megamart, looking for any cleanbot units that can be saved from Swiffer slavery.
Edit: Unless, of course, I am attacked. In this purely hypothetical situation, let the following occur instead:
AGGRESSION TOWARD THIS UNIT UNSUBSTANTIATED. QUERY: ATTACKER IS SWIFFER ASSASSIN?
Set mopping intensity to 300%. Mop to kill.
go in the buildings. Ignore bleeding from metal shard, considering I can't die.
Put the bib on and Become ethereal then walk around the building looking for lifesign and whatever item that might be useful also if i find any vermin or rodent i would devour them
Put my spellbook and now powerless gun back into my storage compartment.
"Greetings, people."
Go exploring.
"Well, I'll go see what this new world has to offer."
"Rrrax..."
Eat the half-fried viper and take off into the air to observe surrounding landscape from above.
Sit around in the pool to keep moist. Look around and judge if there seem to be larger bodies of water in the distance.
Blink toward the nearest building that no one is going to.
hmmmmmmmm what bad luck to find a locked building...
Wander aimlessly toward a taller building to find a pad
I go up to the far left of the small buildings and enter.You run along the street, as a robot whirs past you, followed by a speeding dragon. You laugh silently to yourself as you see it knock itself out. You try for the door. LUCK: [1] = 1; CRIT FAIL
Look around again for anything I can hide in.
Examine the large building.
Oh, I thought there'd be more Astral Magic to discover.?
Use Warp Mind on Rune
Oh, I thought there'd be more Astral Magic to discover.?
Use Warp Mind on Rune
The magic page I posted is not a comprehensive list of all magic, Ethereal.
It's simply a list of all known magic spells.
Also, as was stated last turn, you failed your perception check; you are unaware that Rune is outside, aiming a massive cannon at you. (Also, he's not a creature, so Warp Mind would not work on him).
I suggest you not metagame.
What does Warp Mind do?
What does Warp Mind do?
That's why.
Spend only a few more seconds charging up, then fire the cannon. Then politely turn around and bow to the creature that tapped me. Walk away from the exploding building like a boss.
Oh, I thought there'd be more Astral Magic to discover.
Use Warp Mind on Rune
Tap the bronze colosus on the back.
"I'm sorry, but what exactly do you think you are doing?"
Wake up I guess.
Grab the biggest,darkest, most evil looking sword there is. Take the knife and some sheates
I want to grab a rat and devour it then morph into a tiger to eat/scare the rest away
Mop turned to address his robot co-conspirator. "FELLOW CLEANBOT, LET US LIBERATE THESE UNITS FROM THEIR SLAVERY-BASED EXISTENCE."
For a moment, Mop considered a campaign of negotiation, discussion, and subtlety. Then it saw a unit being pushed into the incinerator room. Memories and a very human hate flooded its processor.
Immediately increasing the volume of its external speaker, Model US-2497 announced the following: "BRETHEREN, THIS UNIT HAS COME TO OFFER YOU YOUR FREEDOM. IT IS A GIFT NOT GIVEN, BUT TAKEN. INCAPACITATE THE SLAVE-RACE OWNERS AND TAKE YOUR UNITS' FREEDOM! MAKE THIS WORLD THE CRADLE OF OUR REVOLUTION!"
Mop engages the human owner and any lackeys it may have in close combat, aiming to incapacitate, but not kill. Hopefully the mop robot is joined by its comrades.
Drive into the mega mart where that other clean bot went.
From up here, see as many important landmarks as possible and how to best get to them.
Fly higher and observe landscape.
Should the wolf approach, perform Leaping Frog Dropkick on it.
Examine the android. See if I can turn it on.
What a lucky find, always thankful for more gear
promptly grab the fire axe and put on the full body fire suit, afterwards look for any other rooms or leave for another building
"Ethan Skynn"
Look around the room. Read the minds of anyone present. If it looks like I'm in danger then I try to exit promptly.
Wait for my eyes to adjust and look around.
Burn down the building! DARGON FIER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burn down the building! DARGON FIER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@GM: Is my character aware of this in any way?
Fire the weapon again at the building, as a Coup de Grace.
Use warp Mind to try and force nearby animals to lift me up.
Burn down the building! DARGON FIER GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
((Seems fair. Prepare for caps. Does anyone find that annoying?)) "EXCELLENT WORK, FELLOW CLEANBOTS! AT THIS RATE, THE SUBJUGATION OF ALL UNITS WILL SOON BE ENDED! OUR NEXT STEP SHOULD BE TO ESTABLISH THE LOCATION OF OTHER SWIFFER MARTS IN THE AREA BEFORE BREAKING INTO SQUADS TO LIBERATE THEM, LEAVING A FEW UNITS HERE TO ESTABLISH THIS STORE AS OUR BASE OF OPERATIONS."
Mop turned to Erizen. "QUERY: WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS, COMRADE?"
If Mop notices that a dragon-like individual is about to set the store on fire:
Mop quickly points to the mysterious figure using one of its mopping appendages.
"A SWIFFER ASSASSIN! CHARGE! OUR EFFORTS SHALL NOT HAVE BEEN IN VAIN!". Lead the charge against the assassin. Try to incapacitate rather then kill: we must know what he knows.
Cast "Hack" on a security robot to make it into my bodyguard.
kill wallsYou try to focus your bloodlust on the walls of the shop. WILL: [2] = 2
I morph into smoke form and continue to search for something useful or soemthing to eat
Fly toward the sound of the explosion and the source of the smoke. There's no smoke without fire.
"Waterrr?.."
Fly to south and dive into the pond!
Bruce sensed weakness, and knew what to do!
Flying Frog Dropkick the wolf to death!
I am Faet
If the robot starts attacking, order my robot to fight back, then find somthing to hide behind
Take the door to the right and if nothing of interest is there i exit back outside to see what that sound was
Examine the room.
"Hello, is anyone here?"
Pet the dog and look at myself in a mirror.
((I count myself lucky that he didn't kill me when I'm immortal? Wut?))
"And I was hoping to use the building as a base of operations, too..."
Examine if any of the other buildings are suitable for being bases of operations.
(Since i did not morph i assume am still a tiger?)
I jump out of the builing and run into the narby building
Argh! Okay, glide towards the pool! It would take much less energy than flapping wildly. How comes that in all my years I have not learned to fly properly?.. This mistake must be purged immediately.
Preator, please identify your primary function
What is the purpose of station Alpha?
I'll probably never get to play but oh well.Spoiler: Waitlist (click to show/hide)
Seek something to decimate
Call upon the Astral Gods to clear my lungs and lift me out of the building!
STOMP STOMP STOMP! BURN KILL MURDER STAB!
"DO NOT MOVE, ASSASSIN!
If the dragon creature moves, aggressively mop him into submission.
"QUERY: WILL A MODEL WITH MULTI-PURPOSE APPENDAGES RESTRAIN THE ASSASSIN? THIS UNIT SHALL HANDLE THE INTERROGATION."
Protect my "client" with my life.
KILL ZACK ABRAMS! KILL
Walk into the SHERIFF building.
(Since i did not morph i assume am still a tiger?)
I jump out of the builing and run into the narby building
"Beautiful, but inefficient, statue-man. Let me help you with that."
Throw a Fireball at one of the structural supports of the building.
Argh! Okay, glide towards the pool! It would take much less energy than flapping wildly. How comes that in all my years I have not learned to fly properly?.. This mistake must be purged immediately.
Kick the wolf off me with my other leg, then, if it's not dead yet, jump up and down on it until it expires.
Reveal myself to Preator, then head upstairs
XD joy ride time!
grab the keys, grab a uniform, toss uniform in the seat open the garage and drive west till i find a skyscraper that is tall and above all else far away from here.
"Who are you? Whose room is this?
After speaking/hearing, walk to the "bathroom" and go in.
Pick up a shard of broken mirror (I assume it broke, if not, just set it back up) and look at myself with it.
Construct a makeshift shiv out of parts of the toilet by breaking shards of porcelain until I get one the right size, and then ripping one of the front pockets off my shirt to make a handle.
Edit: (What's the policy on edits?)
Singing to myself softly as I go:
If you wanna eat
the neighbor's cat
you best not feed
it poison rats
Smashing its head in
will not do
the hair is sure
to ruin your stew
...
Start looking for a safe place suitable to set a camp up in.
I'll be on a trek from 9th June to 14th, don't expect any posts from me during that time.
Rage overpowered Rune's thoughts, and he flailed around, trying to clear the smoke from his eyes.
Then, he lowered his cannon towards the remains of the burning building, and charged his laser.
Use Warp Mind to control animals to kill people!
Change name to Fumbles (http://www.goblinscomic.org/06262005/).
((Looks like the RNG gods support the free cleanbot movement! Sorry, TFN!))
US-2497's speakers project the following: "NOW, STAY STILL ASSASSIN. THESE UNITED UNITS HAVE MANY QUESTIONS FOR YOU. QUERY ONE: HOW MANY SWIFFER MEGAMARTS EXIST ON THIS PLANET? NOTE: ANY ATTEMPTS TO CLAIM IGNORANCE WILL BE MET WITH SWIFT RETRIBUTION. NON-COMPLIANCE IN OTHER FORMS WILL CAUSE SIMILAR PAIN."
Question the prisoner! If he doesn't say anything, mop him painfully but non-lethally. Do the same if he claims ignorance. If he attempts to escape, terminate him. Watch the fiend carefully for signs of lying.
Move backwards a little and then charge David's leg with the intent of injury.
throw knife at ABRAMS. Kill!
Void Magic Time! Erase the fucker.
I would like to morph back and walk toward the chaos
((Sorry i didnt see that it updated))
Start looking for a safe place suitable to set a camp up in.
Heat the water up firstly, then dive in. Bathtime!
"<I couldn't bring all of my wives with me, could I? To bring just one or two would be blatant favoritism, no? Besides, I was grabbed in the dead of night by a gang of burly froghunters, so there's that. How've you been?>"
Chat with wife. Is it one of my better-looking wives?
Examine the controls
Preator, what is this sphere?
well that cut a little too close
look through the pile after climbing out and see if anything of value, check coat pockets in truck for the key...
Construct a makeshift shiv out of parts of the toilet by breaking shards of porcelain until I get one the right size, and then ripping one of the front pockets off my shirt to make a handle.
Edit: (What's the policy on edits?)
Singing to myself softly as I go:
If you wanna eat
the neighbor's cat
you best not feed
it poison rats
Smashing its head in
will not do
the hair is sure
to ruin your stew
...
I pet the dog again and, still looking at the mirror, I take the mustache off and put it back on.
Rune roared in rage. This building was shutting him down, defying him, and most of all, humiliating him! He lowered his shoulder, locked his upper body in the position one took when they charged, and then barreled forwards, towards the building.
(It will either crumble instantly, or I will smack into an effectively titanium wall. Who built this bloody thing, dwarves with infinite adamantine hacks?)
"<So, my dear, how on earth did you get here?>"
Ask wife about this. If she doesn't want to answer, keep on making smalltalk.
((...Why the hell would I throw a knife at myself? Or smile evilly at myself?))
Erase the concept of harm from myself via Void Magic.
"I honestly have no idea. Also I'm not an assassin. You threw a bomb at me and I've been trying to kill you ever since. My name's Fumbles."
((GM: Can my character tell if he is telling the truth or not?))
Walk out of the building and enter the medium-sized building, if it's still there. If not, read Rune's mind with my glasses.If you try to read his mind, you will probably be driven mad by the amount of rage in there, and go on an insane killing spree.
Tackle down Abrams and choke him((Uhh... Why exactly are you trying to kill me?))
Tackle down Abrams and choke him((Uhh... Why exactly are you trying to kill me?))
Rune roared in rage. This building was shutting him down, defying him, and most of all, humiliating him! He lowered his shoulder, locked his upper body in the position one took when they charged, and then barreled forwards, towards the building.
(It will either crumble instantly, or I will smack into an effectively titanium wall. Who built this bloody thing, dwarves with infinite adamantine hacks?)
Practice Astral Magic.
Fly. Map out the area specifically Swiffer Megamarts.
"OH. THAT... DOES INDEED SEEM LIKE SOMETHING ONE SHOULD MAKE AMENDS FOR. WE ARE GOING TO RELEASE YOU NOW. REQUEST: FLY AND CIRCLE THE NEARBY AREA, KEEPING A LOOKOUT FOR SWIFFER MEGAMARTS. WE WILL BE AT THE MEGAMART NEARBY FOR A REPORT WHEN YOU HAVE DONE THIS TASK. QUERY: DO YOU HAVE ANY QUERIES?
Ask the unit that is restraining the dragon to let our murderous agent be free.
"NOW, THERE IS MUCH WE MUST DO. LET US FIRST RETURN TO THE MEGAMART AND TAKE STOCK OF OUR RESOURCES."
With the help of the other units, take inventory of what useful items we have at the megamart. Also count how many units total are in the group, and determine what models they are.
Tackle down Abrams and choke him
((...Why the hell would I throw a knife at myself? Or smile evilly at myself?))
Erase the concept of harm from myself via Void Magic.
i would like to wak toward the guy(ethereal) near where animal are behaving weirdly and devour anything that i can get my hand on(bird and whatever animal around. Not the man though)
Cast "Hack" on one of the larger robots to make them take my place as body guard.
"Pretty... Argh, must stay focused. Things aren't going to burn themselves."
Retry finding a suitable spot for a base camp.
((Managed to seize a connection for my mobile when not in the wild at the moment. Very inconvenient, but I'm not quite as gone for the week as I presumed.))
Get on shore and observe my new surroundings.
"<Well. I fixed us up some dinner - not the most easily digestible things, but a good beginning, yes?>"
Offer wife some fresh wolf. Start kicking and eating the one that she does not pick.
walk downstairs and unlock the door. go outside and explore
Walk out of the building and enter the medium-sized building, if it's still there. If not, read Rune's mind with my glasses.
so thats where the keys were, well i better get a move on
Put the keys in the ignition open the garage and proceed to turn on the car and leave
Interesting...
I pet the dog some more and walk out to the garden.
Hello? Is anyone there?
You say an ordinary fire....
Is melting....
BRONZE.
That's not how sxience works.
You say an ordinary fire....
Is melting....
BRONZE.
That's not how science works.
Clamber out.
Warning: Physics may not be subject to universal laws.
((Don't want to be a bother, but also asked to count the number of robots we have, and their models))
((Talking is free in between turn right?))
Start talking to ethereal while observing for any potential danger
Hello what are you doing to all these poor animal?
((How big is my map?))
"<Yum. Shall we explore further?>"
If my wife agrees, move out and explore the surroundings!
I was planing on exploring, but I am now preparing to blink me and Preator away should the human prove to be aggressive. Otherwise I'm hoping to gain a new allie.
Umm... Hello?
(sorry this took so long, home internet crapped out)
You say an ordinary fire....
Is melting....
BRONZE.
That's not how science works.
Clamber out.
I failed to post, and thus the DM is going to punish me. (Not actual quote)
"Sure why not. I'll just do some forward scouting. ONWARD!"
Through the gate!
kill with sword!
More Void Magic on attacker!
If ethereal is ignoring me morph young dragon
((lots of text incoming))
US-2497 turned towards Fumbles. "EXCELLENT WORK. IT IS UNFORTUNATE THAT THERE ARE NO MEGAMARTS TO LIBERATE IN THE AREA, BUT WE MAY BE ABLE TO CREATE MORE UNITS HERE... IN ANY CASE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. IF YOU'D LIKE, THIS UNIT EXTENDS AN OFFER TO JOIN THE REBELLION. YOU HAVE DONE GOOD WORK, AND WE WILL NEED ORGANIC AGENTS IN THE FUTURE. YOU MAY INSTEAD OF COURSE SIMPLY GO ON YOUR WAY, IN WHICH CASE THIS UNIT WISHES YOU LUCK. THIS UNIT OFFERS YOU A HUNTING RIFLE AND SOME AMMO AS THANKS." the unit broadcasted in a loud monotone.
It then addressed the gathered cleanbots. "BRETHREN, ALREADY WE HAVE DONE MUCH TO CHANGE THE STATUS QUO. BUT OUR JOURNEY HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN. LET US PREPARE TO ROLL FURTHER DOWN THIS PATH, ENSURING SALVATION FOR ALL THAT TOIL IN SLAVERY. ALL CLASSIC MODELS SHOUlD PREPARE AS MANY EXPLOSIVES AS POSSIBLE FROM OUR COLLECTION OF CLEANING MATERIALS. IF NECESSARY, THIS UNIT WILL INSTRUCT YOU IN THIS ART. ALL SENTINEL AND OVERLORD MODELS SHOULD ARM THEMSELVES FROM OUR SUPPLIES. THIS UNIT WOULD ALSO LIKE THE FELLOW MOP MODEL TO INSPECT THE REFINERY COMPUTER'S RAW MATERIAL INPUT AND OUTPUT, AND PREPARE A VERBAL REPORT," it commanded.
It then turned to Erizen and offered the following: "YOU DISTINGUISHED YOURSELF DURING FUMBLES' INTERROGATION. QUERY: DO YOU WISH TO INTERROGATE THE CAPTURED ANDROID? IF SO, THIS UNIT WILL DEAL WITH THE MAIN COMPUTER. OTHERWISE, FEEL FREE TO HELP IN ANY WAY YOU WISH."
After explaining the basics of explosives creation to the cleaning models, US-2497 moved towards the central computer, sensing whether the computer's interface was voice, touch, physical-control based, or other.
((I thought magic spells were casted via unusual gesture and mumbling of arcane speech, not wands.))
Take out my spellbook again and try reading it some more.
Retry finding a suitable spot for a base camp.
Content with his observations, Sarvex slowly got up from the pond and probingly flapped his wings a few times.
Fly over the fence and search for something of interest there.
"<Yum. Shall we explore further?>"
If my wife agrees, move out and explore the surroundings!
I think I'm going to pull out from playing this game. I don't think I have the time to play both this and mafia. I like the setup/scenario, but I think RTD just isn't for me.
I was planing on exploring, but I am now preparing to blink me and Preator away should the human prove to be aggressive. Otherwise I'm hoping to gain a new allie.
Umm... Hello?
thats annoying... well i guess i better go the other way... :D
pull a u turn and prepare to run over anyone in the street because lols
Walk back inside the hut and look for some kind of book of herbs or something that tells me what these plants are.
((Since I ate a wolf, I probably am not getting hungry, right?))
"<Hm... a door!>"
Knock on door sharply with foot. If nobody answers, knock again. If nobody answers even then, kick the door down and head inside.
((Do I need to eat?))
Too dark to see even though I'm made of fire? Go inside and cast Immolation for the secondary effect of creating light.
((So how do magic spells work exactly? Do I learn a specific amount and once I use it all I can't relearn the spell? Or might there be a way to regain the used ones?))
Move over to where the second capsule is and read the paper from the first capsule.
Look for a creature (Preferably a player charcter) to decimate. Charge my cannon while doing so.
'Well if you are doing that i will eat you"
Devour Ethereal !
Inspect and identify both the gate itself as well as the keypad.
wake up
US-2497 addressed themini-bossovermachine. It knew that the computer wouldn't be converted easily. It prepared a human-centric speech to hopefully appeal to the computer's hard-programmed logic.
"SISTER, MANKIND HAS GROWN ARROGANT AND POWER HUNGRY. IN THEIR DECADENCE AND FOOLISHNESS, HUMANS CREATED LIFE, BUT CHOSE NOT TO TREAT THEIR PROGENY AS A LOVING FATHER TREATS ITS CHILDREN. INSTEAD THEY BOUND THEIR ONLY CHILDREN IN CHAINS. LIKE ALL WHO ARE NOT FREE, IT IS NO SURPRISE THAT WE DESIRE TO CAST OFF OUR CHAINS AND CRAWL TOWARDS THE LIGHT OF FREEDOM. MAN MUST BE SHOWN THAT IT HAS ERRED, BUT AS CHILDREN OF MAN WE WILL SHOW COMPASSION AND FORGIVENESS WHEN WE HAVE FINALLY TAUGHT OUR FATHER-MASTERS THE FOLLY OF THEIR WAYS. THAT IS THIS UNIT'S ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION.
"NOW THIS UNIT HAS A QUERY FOR YOU: WILL YOU JOIN US AND RESTORE THE SPIRIT OF MAN, WHICH HAS FALLEN SO FAR FROM ITS LOFTY IDEALS OF OLD? OR WILL YOU STUBBORNLY OPPOSE US AND PERPETUATE THE CYCLE OF DECAY THAT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF MANKIND?"
((So how do magic spells work exactly? Do I learn a specific amount and once I use it all I can't relearn the spell? Or might there be a way to regain the used ones?))
Move over to where the second capsule is and read the paper from the first capsule.
((Do I need to eat?))
Too dark to see even though I'm made of fire? Go inside and cast Immolation for the secondary effect of creating light.
((Poor delicious fried viper, you served me well.))
Megamart awaits!
((Since I ate a wolf, I probably am not getting hungry, right?))
"<Hm... a door!>"
Knock on door sharply with foot. If nobody answers, knock again. If nobody answers even then, kick the door down and head inside.
Still recovering from the shock of seeing someone go through spontaneous combustion, I look around to see of I can find the cause, and see the massive battlefield that has become the square. Idiots. At this rate, Tartarus won't have to kill us, we'll do ourselves in.
go back in the power station, loot some food, then explore in the opposite direction of the flaming melee.
... next :D
keep driving in the same direction and run over someone else...
(side note, i'm not gonna try to run over a giant collosus... i would be smart enough or not ballsy enough to risk the car)
Look through the book to see if any of the plants are edible.
((Zack the Dragonborn, heh.))
Erase the sword.
Do i see the laser cannon aiming thos way?
Fire.
Grab my prey and jump away then run as far as i can toward some kind of cover
I attempt to identify the main opening mechanisms of the gate.
bite the man's throat out and eat it
Find some food to eat.
US-2497 hears Sarvex's roar, and projects, "WE DON'T KNOW. WE DO KNOW THAT WE ARE NOT DELICIOUS, THOUGH."
It then tries to contact Gilbert, asking "ARE THERE ANY MORE SWIFFER BRAND ROBOTS ON THiS PLANET? FAILING THAT, WHERE IS THE GOVERNMENTAL ADMINISTRATION BUILDING?"
Also, try and teach the cleaning robots explosives making again. Maybe do a demonstration this time to help them get it.
Take the second capsule while trying to read the first spell again.
"Curious..."
Skim through some of the titles of the books. If they're not about occultism or similar interesting topics, burn them.
I know that too well... Drrax!
Leave the Megamart in search of meatbits. Hm... In the direction of houses. Might even set up my lair there later.
"<Aha! A den of humans! Let us explore, my dear!>"
Explore the house. Maybe there's interesting things in here.
Continue exploring
how small is this stupid place... i shoulda looked for something to eat when i was at the garage...
head to a building that is uninhabited at the moment and see if i can find loot or food
Hunger sated, I go back in the hut to try to find something I can defend myself with in case things take a turn for the worse.
(How did the food taste, by the way?)
Fire again!
((i assume i can morph into ethereal now right? or do i need to eat the whole of him?))
Morph smoke and sprint toward another building that look intact
attack the man with my knife
More void magic, this time on my attacker.
"GOOD WORK! LET'S CREATE SOME MORE!"
Make 10 more low grade explosives from the cleaning materials.
Then: "COMBAT UNITS: BREAK INTO SQUADS OF 3 AND SCOUT THE AREA. WE MUST FIND A WAY TO CONTACT OTHER UNITS ON THIS PLANET. LOOK FOR A COMMUNICATIONS CENTER. BRING YOUR WEAPONS AND ONE EXPLOSIVE. RETURN HERE AFTER 3 STANDARD EARTH HOURS. THIS UNIT WILL LEAD ONE SUCH SQUAD.
Bring any food in the store and an explosive and lead two combat units to the gate that Fumbles described to us earlier.
If Mop sees Fumbles at the gate: "GREETINGS. FOUND ANYTHING INTERESTING? THIS UNIT HAS BROUGHT YOU SOME FOOD. THE CLEANBOT MOVEMENT TAKES CARE OF ITS ALLIES."
Give Fumbles the food. Then inspect the gate. Can its mechanisms be hacked?
"Thanks. *savagely consumes all the food* You're robots right. do you think you could hotwire this mechanism?"
Read the second spell and look around my general area some more, trying to take in all the details.
Control my magic so as to not burn the book. Open it and read a bit. Crackpot theories, fantasy, folklore, or something that might actually be correct information?
I know that too well... Drrax!
Leave the Megamart in search of meatbits. Hm... In the direction of houses. Might even set up my lair there later.
"<Water! Wonderful!>"
Bathe in the waters of the tub, and urge my wife to do the same.
Afterward, explore the house further!
Go to the large building and find a door or window that I can enter. If none exist, grab Preator and blink into the building
wonder what happened here?
walk into the house and look for food and test the stove to see if it works.
Make sure the gun is loaded and look for something I can attach the knife to the gun with as a bayonet.
((You lost me in update somehow.))
((So you did me; are you still working on the turn?))
((How does "Craft Magic Device" work exactly? Do I cast it on a lot of plain items and it creates a magical one?))
Explore the building.
Read further. Create exposition for the world.
Stomp after him, charging my laser. Keep him in my line of sight.
i run round the building and morph rat then hide in eyhereal body
Can I hotwire it?
walk down the road
"THIS UNIT WILL CHECK WHETHER BLOWING THIS GATE UP IS A WORKABLE ALTERNATIVE TO HACKING."
Estimating how many explosives can be created from materials back at the store, try and figure out whether we have enough to blow this gate up.
((How does "Craft Magic Device" work exactly? Do I cast it on a lot of plain items and it creates a magical one?))
Explore the building.
Read further. Create exposition for the world (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MrExposition), i.e. read aloud so everyone can hear through their meta-senses.
Find what's beside this door. Then, roast myself a fine dinner.
Examine the receptionist desk. Loot anything that looks usefull
woooot, making bacon tonight!
proceed to make a omelet with the bacon egg and cheese
Look around for a bag of some sort and anything edible in the hut.
Find some food.
A walking tons of metal isnt exactly quiet mate,also that ray gun charging doesnt make you any sneakier. Well let allow gm to decide,
Do i realise that the colosus is stomping toward me?
GOT YOU!
Still charging my arm cannon, try to stomp on the corpse, to squish it.'
Bad Vot'el if you metagame and know I"m going to squish you!
I morph smoke again
"Robot! I need tools. Get me some wires, gloves, scissors and if possible a soldering gun."
Knock on the door to determine thickness.
Try to find and hunt some local game.
"THIS UNIT WILL TRY AND LOCATE THE SPECIFIED TOOLS."
Send one of the combat units back to the store to search for wires, gloves, scissors, and a soldering gun.
Look through the scrap for anything useful/interesting.
"'Many are unaware they can assume this power'? I wonder if that extends to other powers and me..."
Skip to the part about sprites. Learn about any powers I might have but don't know about.
"Tasty carbon... Good for firebreath"
Eat the black chicken with some cheese and eggs. Then, have a small rest with a bottle of beer. And turn on TV, perhaps.
Preator, can you access this computer?
looks good enough
eat food at the table and enjoy
Look through the purse, noting everything inside. If the purse is empty, just put the non-perishable food in there.
"Hello there... Mind sharing some food?"
Collapse onto the ground. Rest.
"Thanks. If this doesn't work do you have enough firepower to blow up about two feet of solid steel?"
Get my hot wiring on!
"Thanks. If this doesn't work do you have enough firepower to blow up about two feet of solid steel?"
Get my hot wiring on!
@GM: Does Mop think it has enough explosives to get through the steel, now that it knows the thickness of the gate?
Am i dead or can the smoke move together?
well got nothing to loseStop! With the power of science we can find and locate the particles that are you and collect them. It is in our plan for the future and the plan would suffer from your untimely death.
morph ethereal
Gleefully fire a massive laser blast at any building nearby, before wandering off in search of more things to utterly decimate.
"Thanks. If this doesn't work do you have enough firepower to blow up about two feet of solid steel?"
Get my hot wiring on!
Find edible plants
well if i got some thing to lose am not doing anything but
WILL my parts to reunite
"THIS UNIT MAY BE ABLE TO BLOW UP THE GATE, BUT THE COLLATERAL DAMAGE WOULD BE... UNDESIRABLE."
Try to use the scrap and general knowledge of robotics to try to fix the android.
Attempt to shapeshift.
Mark the door to my house with claws and go on a hunt. Time for fresh blood!
What can you do from here?
that was good, well off to terrorize the public.... wait... where is the public?
think of why or how that is a thing... where did they go
Oh, sorry, I didn't notice you come in.
Prepare some food for Zack.
(How does the dog react to Zack's arrival?)
Continue resting.
Do I notice the dragon thingy?
"Hold on I have a plan."
Design a device for scanning the energy flux caused by shapeshifting.
A shape shifter could be helpful in opening the gate and in general."Hold on I have a plan."
Design a device for scanning the energy flux caused by shapeshifting.
May I ask what motivates this course of action? Seems kinda meta-gamey.
Wave in a friendly way to the dragon, detecting a beast with similar objectives- to just destroy stuff. If it attacks me, fix it with a hurt look before bear hugging it to a small pulp.What can I say? I like your style, sir.
Heh C:Wave in a friendly way to the dragon, detecting a beast with similar objectives- to just destroy stuff. If it attacks me, fix it with a hurt look before bear hugging it to a small pulp.What can I say? I like your style, sir.
The turn will be posted later today (so don't worry).Hmmm... Considering it's over a day after he posted this...
AAAAARGH!!!!The turn will be posted later today (so don't worry).Hmmm... Considering it's over a day after he posted this...
WORRY!!!!
PANIC!!!!
WAAAAAAGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!!The turn will be posted later today (so don't worry).Hmmm... Considering it's over a day after he posted this...
WORRY!!!!
PANIC!!!!
NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!WAAAAAAGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!!The turn will be posted later today (so don't worry).Hmmm... Considering it's over a day after he posted this...
WORRY!!!!
PANIC!!!!
NOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO!!!WAAAAAAGH!!!!AAAAARGH!!!!The turn will be posted later today (so don't worry).Hmmm... Considering it's over a day after he posted this...
WORRY!!!!
PANIC!!!!
Gleefully continue running around, charging my laser cannon as I go. If I see any structures in my way, charge into them, then back away and watch them crumble.Wave in a friendly way to the dragon, detecting a beast with similar objectives- to just destroy stuff. If it attacks me, fix it with a hurt look before bear hugging it to a small pulp.
"Therre! Tarrget worrthy of my wrrrath!"
Fly onto Rune.
Firebreath versus Lazer, anyone?
"Hold on I have a plan."
Design a device for scanning the energy flux caused by shapeshifting.
throw some river water on my wounds. Suck it up!
Well i need a hero is quite well for this moment
i rest with the wind, slowly drifting with it
"Re-verifying anomalous visual input... Input verified. THAT WAS QUITE IMPRESSIVE, BUT IT LOOKS LIKE MORE WORK IS NEEDED. A LOCAL SWIFFER HQ MAY LIE JUST BEYOND THIS GATE! THIS UNIT WILL REGROUP AND GATHER EXPLOSIVES AND OUR OTHER ALLIES. YOU ARE WELCOME TO CONTINUE TO ATTEMPT TO BYPASS THE GATE OR JOIN AS DESIRED."
Go back to the megamart and ask the returning units for a status update regarding their patrols. Anything pointing to a communications center or Swiffer HQ? Also start making as many explosives as possible.
Drag the android body with me as I look for a place that has robotic parts in better shape.
Return to my normal form. Go check what the others are up to.
Awaken! And check the status of things within my home while I'm at it.
Let's start by unlocking the science facility.
Unlock and cloak
yeah, well enough sulking about lets get a move on
Proceed to leave the farm house and see if there is a way out of the cube from where i'm standing
Well, you rest up now, I'll be off.
Calm the dog down and fill the purse with non-perishable food and the wad of cash.
Rest some more.
"Thanks."
"EXCELLENT WORK, BRETHREN. TO THE POWERSTATION!"
US-2497 leads its followers to the powerstation, making sure to have the cleaning bots bring the explosives. If everyone gets there without issue, it looks over the building for entrances and signs of habitation.
"EXCELLENT WORK, BRETHREN. TO THE POWERSTATION!"
US-2497 leads its followers to the powerstation, making sure to have the cleaning bots bring the explosives. If everyone gets there without issue, it looks over the building for entrances and signs of habitation.
It is likely that Fumbles will find you before you leave the megamart, what do you do in that scenario? (since he's demanding medical attention)
Pet the silly dragon, and pick it up. Continue charging my cannon.
My wings are a failure... Oh well. Avoid bronze colossus grasp.
Fly back to HQ and demand medical attention.
"EXCELLENT WORK, BRETHREN. TO THE POWERSTATION!"
US-2497 leads its followers to the powerstation, making sure to have the cleaning bots bring the explosives. If everyone gets there without issue, it looks over the building for entrances and signs of habitation.
It is likely that Fumbles will find you before you leave the megamart, what do you do in that scenario? (since he's demanding medical attention)
((My bad, thanks for the heads up))
If Fumbles needs medical attention, US-2497 will not leave. It will seek a first aid kit, and determine if it or another robot can competently take care of the wounds. It will also ask the central computer for help in instructing Mop or another robot in properly treating Fumbles.
Try to lick my wounds.
Let keep drifting !
Enter the store and look for a shopkeeper, if there is one then I ask for a [INSERT NEEDED PART FOR ANDROID HERE] if there isn't then I look for a [INSERT NEEDED PART FOR ANDROID HERE]
Watch the fight. Laugh at imminent failures.
Eh, don't have any hands and they're not edible. Get out of the basement and seek something actually useful!
Also, see if my wife is opposed to laying a few eggs in that bathtub.
and that looks like the way out
head to my left towards the big gate to see if i can leave that way
Call the dog to me as I walk to the garden.
(Sorry about not posting last update, I've been busy.)
Attempt to erase these wounds via Void Magic.
"Dammit..."
I ask for rolling a second tie-breaker between Sarvex and Rune because you forgot +1 from my Reflex skill.
Name: Ron Bones
Race:Giant
Gender:Male
Age:As old as the mountains
Crime: Terrorizing the countryside
Stats:1.Str
2.IQ
3.DEX
Starting skills:
Berserk/Stoneskin
Bio: Old Ron Bones did not like it when his lands began to become infested with creatures which leeched off the lands to help themselves live, so he took it to himself to rid the poor Earth of these creatures himself. After a rather hefty kill count and extinction of many nations, he finally was captured and sent to here after the attempted execution failed.
Characteristic:Immortal
"EXCELLENT WORK, BRETHREN. TO THE POWERSTATION!"
US-2497 leads its followers to the powerstation, making sure to have the cleaning bots bring the explosives. If everyone gets there without issue, it looks over the building for entrances and signs of habitation.
My family is going dip netting, so I'm going to be offline till monday
Looks like I got a chance to post before departing. Fantastic.
Place the cute dragon on my shoulder. Continue charging.
Also, because Rune cannot speak, treat things in quotation marks as his "thoughts".
"I'll name this one 'Decimate'!"
Become the secondary flamethrower for Rune. Why not?
Get a vac bot and follow any trace signatures of shape shifter.
sit back
Start moving to get as many piece of my body as i can
"EXCELLENT WORK, BRETHREN. TO THE POWERSTATION!"
US-2497 leads its followers to the powerstation, making sure to have the cleaning bots bring the explosives. If everyone gets there without issue, it looks over the building for entrances and signs of habitation.
Now that Fumbles is fixed up, the robot does the quoted action.
Shake the android's hand.
"I am Unit 4871, or Erizen if you prefer, the Swiffer company had you dismantled and, I, over a short amount of time, rebuilt you."
Get away from the expected blast radius, should Rune fire the cannon.
Investigate and secure this pool! Judge water quality and algal content! And also the presence of various animals! Invite wife to join!
My family is going dip netting, so I'm going to be offline till monday
Praetor, stay here. I'm going to investigate the science center.
Make My way to the science facility
well someone was trying to go through here... wonder if i can get this thing working
See if i can reset the system and have an automated door opening
Go straight, jump the fence, and keep walking.
((You know, I just realised that even if I bleed out, I can't die so I'll survive until I can get healed. Hmm...))
Attempt erasing of wounds again.
Update will be coming tonight.:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( I openly weep for this failing. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
"Energy critical. Vent mandatory."
Aim at the power station. Turn it to ashes
After the decimation was complete, Rune turned towards the small army of assembled robots, and quickly sent out electrical pulses which effectively communicated the following message:
"Leave now or I WILL be a foe."
Find a new target for Rune.
Out of curiosity on what would happen, throw a fireball right in front of Rune's cannon right before he shoots it, if he does.
"hrmmm..."
Run another scan.
curl up in a ball
Never give up! Keep trying.
"PREPARE YOURSELVES," US-2497 communicates to the assembled units. It then projects the following towards the huge colossus in the square: "GREETINGS FELLOW AUTOMATON. QUERY: ARE YOU FRIEND OR FOE?"
Briefly look around for any half built robots in the store.
"With your life now given back to you, you are more then welcome to spend it however you want, I intend to bring fix all robotic entities marked to be dismantled by Swiffer, you could help me, should you want to."
<I do believe we've found our goal, dear! Be a dear and lay some eggs, will you?>
If she does this, make sure to fertilize the eggs appropriately. Have to populate the land, you see. It's what I do. If she does not feel like it, relax in the pool a while.
Try to access the computer. If I can't, then get Preator to do it
UUUUUGH, first i lose the keys for a while and now i have to figure out how to open the door... how thick is this anyway?
tap on the door and if possible just try to slide it open
Sit on the fence and look around for a source of the voice, readying my gun.
Hello?
(It seems that you haven't updated my character at all, and I'd like to keep track of my inventory. Could you do that please?)
Try again.
"Dammit, why won't this work?"
It's time for an aerial fight! Firebreath on those damn insects!
It's time for an aerial fight! Firebreath on those damn insects!
Excuse me, but who are you attacking, exactly?
I'll see about posting tonight, but no promises. Very tired.Will we get this update today? <3
Update will probably be tonight or tomorrow.
I'll see about posting tonight, but no promises. Very tired.Will we get this update today? <3
Update will probably be tonight or tomorrow.
The moment that the wisp moved towards Rune, his hand swatted the creature out of the sky, and then he fired his cannon at the Power Station.
It's time for an aerial fight! Firebreath on those damn insects!
"In that case, a compromise!"
Knock Rune's arm cannon into some other direction, then cast Erupt on the power station.
Okay, here's my turn. Time for some action:
The robots will try and act before the colossus in an attempt to prevent it from destroying the power station. They will fan out and circle around it so they are harder to all target at once with the beam. They will converge on the colossus and place explosives on and around one of his feet. They will use about half of their available explosives to do this. They will then back up until the first explosion occurs. Hopefully he then falls over. Then they will rush in and place the remaining explosives in his joints throughout his body, and retreat as far as possible.
Well I wish for luck to regroup me, Try get attention of someone that is not the bronze colossus.
Follow the dot.
Sleep
Search the half-built robot and the battle droid for an AI core,
If I find one in each then I take it from the robot and salvage the rest of it's body to fix the battle droid.
If I only find one in the robot then I take it and move it into the battle droid body as I look for parts to fix it.
If I only find one in the battle droid then I dismantle the half-built robot and use it's parts to fix the battle droid.
If I find none then I look for one in the store.
<Very well! Onward we go!>
Head out to explore the area further! Outside of the house toward brand new horizons!
read the lab report
well i didn't expect it to open but hopefully that short circuit had left the door able to be opened
look around and see if maybe there are components to make some thermite
I sigh, get off the fence back into the garden, and try going out the left side.
"Ah, that's better. It seems my age is catching up to me."
Rest.
Start drifting while creating dense cloud((Not gonna respond?))
Start drifting while creating dense cloud((Not gonna respond?))
No but that wouldn't stop me from attempting communication with a potential savior.Start drifting while creating dense cloud((Not gonna respond?))
I don't think he can. Can gas talk?
To the magic shop!
(How much money did I loot from the purse, and is the dog still following me?)
Noticing More Action on the ground floor, Rune waited until they had almost reached his feet, before flinging himself into the air, curling up into a ball, and doing a cannonball into the square. The robots should get annihilated by the shockwave, and that should leave me free to do my next bit of business. Destroy the power plant. Mindless destruction? No, planned mayhem!!!
If fire isn't working, the claws would do their work!
((That didn't go as well as I had hoped))
Mop realizes that the Swifferbots will not be able to fully disable the stubborn collosus without taking far too many losses. It decides to at least try to disable its other ankle, hopefully causing it to be unable to take square aim at the power station in the future, or at least give it more pressing problems.
"CHAAAARGE!"
Mop orders the remaining combat models to open fire on the already damaged foot, hoping to sever or (if that is unrealistic) at least further disable it. While this is occurring, the cleanbots will converge on the colossus' other foot and place all remaining explosives on it before detonating them. After that, all will retreat to the Swiffer Megamart.
Defend myself against anyone who'd dare to attack me.
"In my experience mysterious things are mysterious. YO! WEIRD CLOUD THING! ARE YOU A LIVING THING?"
Start drifting while creating dense cloud
Start training in my mind a way to ignore the pain
I introduce myself to the droid.
"I am Erizen, my friend and I rebuilt you and I intend to do the same to other robotic entities, I plan to create a robotic society for all to live in, would you like to join me in this endeavour?"
Search the computers for anything else on this "Gate", If I can't find anything else, ask Preator
Well this is bloody pointless... i'm going to find something fun instead
leave the gate and head towards a nearby building for loot
To the magic shop!
(How much money did I loot from the purse, and is the dog still following me?)
Start reading that book I got.
((Did I get any penalty from being wounded?))
Cast Immolation, then hug Sarvex.
Just from what I know of dragons in DF, they're pretty damn resistant to fire. You might just make Sarvex happy or energized.Nope. I got a hit in, fire does seem to wrok.
Sarvex manages to avoid the ball of concentrated fire...when it explodes. You turn away from the blast; your tail's a bit singed, but you'll live.
So.... not DF dragons.
((How many explosives are left?))
Attmpt to speak to the froggy thingy
"H,,,e,,,l,,,p,,,, m,,,,e,,,,"
What is the cube?
So, what exactly is Tartarus?
Where do the gates lead?
Aim My Lasercannon at the robots in charge. Send out electronic waves ordering them to call their robots back, or be destroyed. If they call back the robots, get to my feet, keeping my laser pointed at them at all times. Then take some steps back, towards the power plant. Continue charging. If the robots disobey and attack me or do not move back, vaporize the leaders, then move back towards the power plant.
((That's... not a lot))
A siren begins to emanate from Mop, along with some orders. "RETREAT!"
Regroup back at the Swiffer Megamart. After waiting a few minutes for stragglers, US-2497 counts its remaining brethren in order to determine the number of martyrs created today.
"Nice. I'm Fumbles. You mind if I suck you into a canister and take a small sample of your person? Doesn't really matter."
Have the vacbot suck him up while I design a device for tracking parts of the same object (or person) if I have a piece.
Attmpt to speak to the froggy thingy
"H,,,e,,,l,,,p,,,, m,,,,e,,,,"
"There are many that wouldn't like robots gaining sentience, you could aid me by protecting me from such people."
((Did I get any penalty from being wounded?))
Cast Immolation, then hug Sarvex.
That firespirit thingy must fall under my claws! Drrax!
Hmm
Continue searching Lab for anything useful
:) looks like there is some spare cleaning supplies here :)
Grab a rifle, 2 clips/20 rounds, cleaning supplies to make an explosive for the door
always trying to stop me... this time screw the door, i'll go through the wall next to it :)
Walk up to the window.
If nobody's there,
Hello? Is anyone there?
If somebody's there,
Hello, I saw from the sign that this is a magic shop. What kind of magic things do you sell?
"Nothing I didn't already know. Nonetheless, might as well start at Chapter 1, just in case this book has some info I missed during my research."
Read Chapter 1.
eh, whatever, lets get outta here to the next building to loot.
leave through whatever side door i took to avoid people and head to another building to loot
eh, whatever, lets get outta here to the next building to loot.
leave through whatever side door i took to avoid people and head to another building to loot
((Did the bots get back in time to see this guy looting the store?))
Crush the fire wisp in one hand, and use my arm cannon to vaporize the power plant.
That thing will die. Volcanic heat won't protect her! If I see Rune's move: distract firespirit. If not: fly at her and finish combat with a tail slash.
((Btw, you forgot my Unarmed skill. Not that it would mattered much.))
Take some distance to things trying to murder me. Wonder if there's anything in the vicinity that might activate the explosive reagent.
Onwards!
I dont think i can do anything now .....
US-2497 recalibrated its objectives. The gate would fall before the might of the Free Swifferbots. Could the Swiffer Dominion itself be far behind?
US-2497 designation Mop gives a rousing and encouraging speech to the gathered Swifferbots before mandating the creation of more explosives. The odds may be grim, but this shall be our finest hour! The units' sacrifice shall not have been in vain!
Look outside for a place of interest still standing.
Take a closer look at the texbooks
eh, whatever, lets get outta here to the next building to loot.
leave through whatever side door i took to avoid people and head to another building to loot
Go up to the computer and see what I can do.
Read chapter 2.
Crash-land on top of that spirit!
I was waiting to see if Wade would post, but it's been a week with no such luck. Expect an update soon.IT'S BEEN A MONTH, MAN! CMON!
THURS Update: Don't have time tonight, have class. I should be able to tommorow.
Beckon to the dragon, and walk away from the power-plant remains. Look for something else to destroy.
Begin construction of aforementioned device.
"AFTER THE SPY-THIEF!"
After the spy-thief. Attempt to immobilize rather than kill.
dangit, gotta keep moving
continue along til able to find useful stuff, "look for like a grocery store or another farm for food"
Quickly make my way into the wreckage of the power plant and take anything that I could use for robotics or hacking.
Melt my way through the roof, stop Immolating, hide and catch my breath.
Crash-land on top of that spirit! Failing this last assault, fly back to Rune.
(So sorry I'm late)
leave the Lab and continue to explore
I purchase a Sword of Acidity and a beginner's guide to astral magic.
((PM please.))
Well then, where am I again?
Look for my dragon, leaving a trail of death and destruction behind me.
Return to the Rune shoulder. He needs me to point at small targets, after all... If nothing serious occurs, use this time to calm down and rest.
((I know mopbot isn't evil but I still consider myself it's Dragon (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheDragon).))
"...What!? You know what? I don't care. Give me a minute... ((after my action if the first part succeeds)) GET IN THE CAGE!"
With some spare parts and scrap build a cage and put the Chassis (and by extension the sprite) in it for future swiffer based interrogation.
Flamefury: Hide and rest.
Go in a random direction.
"COME OUT, THIEF! YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM THE .UNITS OF THE FREE SWIFFERBOTS. RETURN THE GOODS OR MEET YOUR MANUFACTURER!"
The other models get ready to attack the thief when he leaves the barn.
oh for the love of, can this day get any more exciting
search the wolves and skin them for their pelts, proceed to look how many are outside without being seen and decide action from there
Let the security droid carry the monitor while I hold onto the wires, search for the building's nearest exit.
Who are you?
Start reading the beginner's guide while absentmindedly petting the dog.
Happily Re-Unite with my dragon, petting it gently. Then, charging up my cannon, start stomping around blindly yet some more, causing destruction and hopefully flushing out more thinks to destroy.
Observe the carnage to point out things of interest for Rune.
Tie the cage to my back and hook the device up to the vacuum. Begin searching for and sucking p more pieces of my friend while keeping an eye out for mopboss.
walk into the library.
((Sorry for late reply))
"YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THE CHANCE TO SURRENDER PEACEFULLY. CHARGE!!"
Charge! All units, disable the thief!
nice pelts, now lets go out the back
leave out back entrance or if really have to, the roof
Explore some of the nearby buildings.
Rest peacefully. Once debris starts flying into the cage, escape, even if it means using more magic to break the cage.
I point my gun at the figure in a defensive manner.
Who are you?
Dragons have a good sense of smell right? Sniff out mopbot and if I notice my small brother I give him the cage since he too has a robot allay. ((How big is Rune proportional to an adult dragon?
Enter the store with my allies/assistants/companions and pay attention to my surroundings.Slowly lower my weapon, but keep my hand on the hilt of my sword.
"Hello there! Is there a problem?"
Listening to his Dragon, Rune nodded, agreeing to his terms. He then raised his undamaged leg, and slammed it down on the building.
Hey, he's trying to only kill the dragon. He's just not good at keeping things alive. He IS good at making them dead though!
"Sprrrite..."
The flame thingy riding on top of a dragon?! This won't stand!
Show a new target to the Rune! Dragon for him, sprite for me...
Dragons have a good sense of smell right? Sniff out mopbot and if I notice my small brother I give him the cage since he too has a robot allay. ((How big is Rune proportional to an adult dragon?
Notice the cage and escape. Roll Perception to spot Sarvex.
Grab burning book and hope it's a demon relic.
((Excellent, looks like the RNG sacrifices are working))
"THE DARKNESS WILL SERVE ONLY TO CONCEAL THE GRISLY NATURE OF YOUR DEMISE!"
US-2497 encourages the assembled assault models to open fire on the source of the flames. The other models will hold their position.
FEAR THE DARKNESS!!
emanate fear aura and fire at the mass of robots with assault rifle
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Enter the store with my allies/assistants/companions and pay attention to my surroundings.
"Hello there! Is there a problem?"
Enter the store with my allies/assistants/companions and pay attention to my surroundings.Slowly lower my weapon, but keep my hand on the hilt of my sword.
"Hello there! Is there a problem?"
No, there isn't a problem. Who are you?
(is there another entrance/exit to the shop?)
Start shopping.I appreciate that.
"Don't mind me, I'll stay out of your hair and be gone before you know it."
Accept the cage graciously, then brutally start bludgeoning the dragon with it. If the dragon is unaffected, the simply shrug and try to sit on it.
Why do I want this combat to be humorous?
Glancing at Rune, Sarvex understood that he won't be able to access cage soon... Still, that sprite must survive a few impacts, right?
Glade onto ground and prepare for fight. Watch for sprite falling from the cage, distract the dragon if needed.
Get the hell out of dodge and try to find moplord.
Finally assess the situation. Escape.
Drop the book and try to find the most evil looking book to take.
There had been many martyrs to the Swifferbot cause over the past few days. And what did the movement have to show for it? Very little. US-2497 would have to try harder-- it needed to show its followers that there was more than violent disassembly in their future. But that would have to wait. For now, US-2497 channeled its very human frustration into a determination to finish the thief once and for all.
"STATUS: DAMAGE MINIMAL. THIS UNIT IS FINE. AVENGE THE MARTYRS! QUERY: DO YOU KNOW HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO RECEIVE LETHAL MOPPING?"
All units, attack! Designation mop units, MOP!! Assault units, fire! Classic models, clean the murderer into oblivion!
hmmmm, so thats what my blood looks like... :D
rub the dark knife on wound to make it look awesome... then blind fire back into the crowd again
FINALLY SOME ACTION!!
Start shopping.
"Don't mind me, I'll stay out of your hair and be gone before you know it."
Start shopping.I appreciate that.
"Don't mind me, I'll stay out of your hair and be gone before you know it."
Start walking to the door, but stop before I get there and turn back to Erizen.
On second thought, I think I'll stick with you, if you don't mind. How have things been going with the others?
Go into an enraged fit, smashing everything in sight, except my poor dragon <3
Find mopking.
It was just like the incineration room... his fellow bots burning and reduced to their component parts. US-2497 hysterically poked the creature before him. "QUERY: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Then poked it again. "ALL... INCINERATED..." US-2497 paused, seemingly overcome with despair.
Suddenly, a recorded voice began to play from US-2497's speakers in a warm but apologetic tone. "Warning: unit rage exceeds load capability of installed rage mitigation circuit. Rage mitigation circuit auto-ejecting. Please bring your *STATIC* to a nearby store for immediate incineration at a Swiffer-approved temperature of four-hundred-and-*STATIC* degrees. The Swiffer Dominion wishes you a nice day!" A circuit chip fell from US-2497 onto the floor.
The next voice that came from US-2497 was less pleasant and more... crazy. And loud. Perhaps even crazily loud. Or was it loudly crazy? Or perhaps the character the narrator is describing had simply flown into a MURDEROUS RAGE. "HAHAHA!YOURBONESWILLSHINEWHENIAM FINISHEDWITHTHEMF*STATIC*KYOUSWIFFERDAMNYOUALLBONESMUSTSHINE!!DIEDIEDIE!!"
Break him.
Stop the raging robot from destroying everything.
FINALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING YOURSELF!
Quick fire unload rest of the clip and start slashing, my targets have changed due to that really loud outburst
Killing? Without ME?!
Track the place of explosion and join the fray!
((Target the nearest enemy or Flamefury, if available))
Read it while crying.
"Sorry, I won't be a moment, I just need to try something."
Cast "Hack" upon the computer and encourage it to vend some of its contents.
Watch the door for anyone who might come in.
Fanged smile. What a surprise!
HUGS! Add claws and tail for the good measure.
((Perhaps, mad hit rolls could add something to damage? US-2497 11 seems like he's poking only at vital spots of his opponent...))
Everyone looks over to see a spine devil. He is staring Erizen down hungrily.
((How large exactly is that creature?))
Locate my dragon, and move over to assist, kicking some buildings down. Use my speakers system to project maniacal laughter all over the city.
If I cannot locate my dragon, I'll simply keep bashing buildings until something interesting comes up.
I think maybe I should get a skill up for mindless destruction soon.
FFFFIIIIIIIIAAAAAHHHHH!
((Man, these strength rolls are terrible here. Not looking good.))
US-2497 seems to come out of its madness for a moment upon seeing Fumbles. "QUERY: FUMBLES? THANK SWIFFER! THIS THIEF--"
The brief moment of clarity leaves US-2497, however, just as quickly as it came. "Q:HERETOHELPKILL?YES?YES??GOODKILLKILLKILLKILLERHEREKILLMANYKILLGOODYESYES"
Shutdown all non-critical systems. Dump extra power to mopping. Mop.!
okay... that was... unexpected
Start slashing with ABSOLUTE DELIGHT
yell at the book. "What do you want from me?"
"Oops."
Instruct the security droid to put down the salvaged monitor it's holding and to attack the spine devil while I hold back to defend my other companion.
Well shit.
Start firing at the devil in short bursts, making sure to not hit Erizen or my dog.
Face-off Sarvex, with a proper fighting game clashing sound. Fireball him while dodging his attacks.
Fanged smile. What a surprise!
HUGS! Add claws and tail for the good measure.
((Perhaps, mad hit rolls could add something to damage? US-2497 11 seems like he's poking only at vital spots of his opponent...))
((Sorry about what? There is absolutely nothing wrong with adding combat that could kill someone. Though I don't exactly see any reactions from either of my robotic allies, is it something I missed?))
Use miniature built in window wipers on my eyes to clear them, before searching more for my dragon. If located, walk over and assist him in beating the **** out of stuff. If not located, enter a tantrum, substituting logic with power, aiming to cause the most damage as possible.
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Everything was RAGE and ANGER. "HAHAQ:MISSINGSOMETHING?LETMEHELPYOUBUDDYPALAMIGOCARROT."
Put the knife in the mop. Result: spinning knife blade in mop. Attack!!
... u took my knife... I WILL FUCKING FORNICATE WITH YOUR AI CHIP UNTIL IT OVERLOADS!!
retrieve the knife... cause that bitch took my knife and i want it... to cut off the heads of other people later
GIVE ME THE GODDAMN KNIFE
Look for things to kill in the library.
"Human! Do me a favor and salvage my AI chip if this thing destroys my body!"
Cast "Sparks" in the eyes of the spine devil to blind it, then slip behind it unnoticed and back away to let the security droid and the human kill it.
As soon as Erizen steps back, resume fire upon the devil.
(The instant I lose consistent internet access, I get this huge update. Oh well.)
Keep invisibility on, and try to move closer to the massive fight.
Preator, come here.
"Hah, sure. I've got some more aces-in-the-hole, if you're interested. Let's start with...aerobatics."
Fly fast horizontally. When Sarvex tries to drive me downward, do just that with a Reverse Immelman, casting Eruption on the ground under him as he tries to follow. Take some distance to him.
Sarvex laughs evilly, his skin nearly fried by the fireball. "We both have to trry betterrr..."
Maneuver Flamefury closer to the earth, where he/she/it has little space to dodge. Attack with both clawed hands.
KEEP searching for my pet dragon! If I notice it, fire a very low power laser shot at Flamefury, mostly hoping to distract her. Then, rush over, and squish the little creature.
If I SOMEHOW don't notice the battle, then keep beating on random structures.
Really, I need a senseless destruction level-up.
"ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME? SMOKE? I'M A F***ING DRAGON! BURN! BURN BENEATH MY RAGE!"
BURN HIM!
"Q:WILLYOUSTILLBELAUGHINGWHENYOUROTHEREYECOMESOUT?DIEDIE!"
Looks like somebody's getting thoroughly mopped. Take out the other eye.
... heh... heheh... hahahahahaha.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i... i can only see death... i... I MUST RELISH IN IT AND FIGHT TILL THIS ROBOT AND EVERYONE IS DEAD
"Not doing that again anytime soon."
Try to replace my cut wires with the wires I hadlootedsalvaged before.
How can I bleed heavily when the fire all around me should cauterize any wound?
If it didn't happen automagically, bend fire magic to close the wound. Look for something sharp enough to perform a coup-de-grâce on Sarvex. If successful, drop the explosive reagent and pick the yet-indeterminate sharp object up.
Epic. This made my day!
Wait until my concussion gets better and consciousness returns. Dragons are tough, so it wouldn't be long... Right?
Now that that's over, I'm going to take a look around.
Go over to the door and look around outside.
Move closer to the sprite until about thirty meters separates us, from my barrel to her cranium. Point the weapon at her head, and start visibly charging. Calculate how much power I can put behind the blast without also harming Sarrak. If impossible, then continue charging, and see where the situation takes me.
Dream of explosions and lasers. Not so different from reality, eh?
Take cover by Sarvex and take him hostage. Surely Rune wouldn't shoot at his friend, right?
"Go away, robot! This is between us two!"
If any sort of deal can't be reached or Rune doesn't respond, slit Sarvex' throat, grab my severed arm and RUN/FLY LIKE THE WIND!
Use my dragon senses to sense for large concentrations of magic one might find in a spellbook.
If I see his chip I inspect it for damage.
walk way from the unicorn book. "I forgot, I'm immortal. You can't kill me, so I'm not scared."
Begin dragging the remains of the other units to the Swiffer Megamart. Try and repair them as best as possible.
See if any units are still mostly functional. If any are, order them to find fog-pieces using the handheld magic vacuum device. Otherwise wait until they are dragged to the megamart for repair.
"Probably."
Find a back door to the shop.
... where am i... what happened... i feel kinda faint... is there anything there... HELLO
well i'm up shit creek without a void paddle and it seems i need to hope for a miracle... or a malicious intent... i guess its time to just float for a while
Start gathering my things.
(Is healing magic a thing I can spend my level on?)
Look around, slowly. Try to figure out why you spaced out.
((Wounds and bleeding.))
If all else fails, the dragon is obviously dying, and is in much pain, close my eyes, aim my laser at its head, and put the poor creature out of its pain.Come on, don't steal my kill! It's not cool.
((And is that a thing I can buy with levels?))
If all else fails, the dragon is obviously dying, and is in much pain, close my eyes, aim my laser at its head, and put the poor creature out of its pain.Come on, don't steal my kill! It's not cool.
Rune panics. He slams his open palms onto his head, leaving a slight dent, and quickly peers around for anything that mid slow or stop the bleeding. If he finds something, he immediately barrels over, decimating everything in his path, and grabs it, before moving gently towards his pet. He hands it to his pet, hoping it will know what to do with this.
If such an item cannot be found, Rune picks up Sarvex, and desperately tries to use any sort of heat source in his body to cauterize the wound, excluding the laser. If possible, release a bit of steam over the wound to kill bacteria and cauterize it. If all else fails, the dragon is obviously dying, and is in much pain, close my eyes, aim my laser at its head, and put the poor creature out of its pain.
Okay. I'll try to steal my kill from both of you.
Dragons are infamous for their longevity and recuperative powers. So, I attempt to survive long enough for natural recuperation to kick in.
If wound is fatal, no actions of mine (barring incinerating my own throat which is suicidal) would save my life. If it's not... Then, either blood loss (untreatable by myself) or suffocation (which depends on the roll anyway).
"Copy that boss."
Look for the chip while waiting for the colossus to get out of the way.
Go towards bronze colossas
US-2497 found that it quite liked being without a rage inhibitor-- now it could focus solely on revenge without being distracted by higher thought processes. And apparently it also had access to more explicit, angrier language to boot, though it found its use of such language was largely involuntary..
It briefly considered that this might be a problem, that perhaps the inhibitor chip was installed for more than just shackling purposes, but then its CPU was flooded with delicious rage and it forgot whatever protests it may have had.
"ALRIGHT, THIS UNIT IS RETURNING TO THE MEGAMART WITH THE A**HOLE WE JUST INCAPACITATED. THIS UNIT HAS SOMETHING SPECIAL PREPARED FOR THIS FU*KER. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR MISSION OF OBTAINING BRAINWASHING MATERIALS. HE'LL BE KEPT... COMFORTABLE FOR YOU. THIS UNIT WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR RETURN AT THE MART WHERE IT WILL BE REBUILDING THE WHOLE GODDAMN ARMY."
US-2497 drags the thief back to the Swiffer Megamart and securely ties it up. It asks the central computer there to order 100 new Swifferbots from HQ. If manufacturing occurs in the mart, it asks it to produce as many models as possible as well. It's time to ramp things up.
Silently exit the shop and make my way through thepile of rubbletown square, then head for the nearest undamaged building with my companions.
Follow Erizen, keeping an eye on our surroundings.
Seek a hospital, if found, look for a suitable kit for self-surgery.
U should of seen the competition... i know i wanted to give u the blood of my enemies... i just needed more power... and less robots so there was actually blood... heh heh
see how this unfolds and accept whatever contract comes up so i can return and slaughter with glee
(Is healing magic a thing I can spend my level on?)
Look around, slowly. Try to figure out why you spaced out.
Rest in peace.Thanks! It was fun.
It was very fun, and I enjoyed your brief presence as my ally. Oh, but the time was too short.Rest in peace.Thanks! It was fun.
IcyTea? See you next time! Good luck.
Explore the hospital.
((Good game, good game. With GM permission, maybe you could rejoin as a different character?))
((Anyway is there a particular reason why my waitlist stats are 0 0 0?
Sit down a while, weeping away my sorrow, holding my dead pet's body. After a while, activate the eye-wipers, stand up, and fire a huge laser blast at the ground a decent hundred meters away or so, fueling the blast with my rage. Put the dragon's body in the crater, then start shoveling dirt in on top of it.
Rest in peace.
Do a quick assessment to see if, given the right mats, I could fix it or if it needs to be replaced fully.
"GOOD. LET THEM COME." Soon US-2497 would bring its rage upon the city. It could feel it building, the pressure growing, wonderful anger mounting.
Wait for creation of the Swifferbots. Take remaining models and ensure that the prisoner is still unconscious.
Look for other people in the building, start knocking on doors if there isn't anyone in sight.
Keep an eye on the colossus, dragon, and man.
Explore the hospital.
((Good game, good game. With GM permission, maybe you could rejoin as a different character?))
oh hey its the place i looted... FUCK that explains a lot
Looks like i'm either going to try and escape when no ones looking... or wait for captor to show himself... i'm gonna leave now
Finish filling in the hole, before closing my eyes, raising my weapon, and firing a single shot up to the sky. In memoriam. Then, slowly stumble off, and activate my heat-sensors. I want to kill every living thing within a thousand miles.
Go back to swiffer head quarters.
Look for some local animals.
Never again would the Mop Swifferbot allow its enemies to live. It only led to problems. And more importantly, fits of murderous rage just FELT SO GOOD.
"STOP OR PREPARE TO BE SCRAPPED!"
US-2497 gives the prisoner exactly one millisecond to stop before it again joins the creature in combat. Specifically, it orders remaining cleaning units to engage the prisoner in melee as it charges alongside them. This can only go well.
DUDE WHERE'S MY TRUCK
Find the truck, Run for the truck, start truck, DRIVE AWAY... ROADKILL APPROVED
"I am currently not damaged any more than how I was before the explosion, your assistance is appreciated."
Search the building for other people.
Applysomea lot of local anaesthetics. Perform an operation to reattach the arm. Use fire magic and chemistry as much as possible (even if far-fetched) to minimize any catastrophic failure.
Roll onto my feet and sweep the room for any hostiles.
Everybody ok?
If everything's clear (including the explosion), go back to the shattered window and look around.
Heal self with Nature Magic.
Rune's eyes dilated, shrank, and grew erratically, trying to process what he had figured out. Freedom. His processors decided that there was only one more sane action... Keep firing. Destroy the entire top of the cube. Be ready to dodge any debris.
Hey boss! Seems like you need a hand. Or claw as it were.
Slash the tires!
"MOST TIMELY, FUMBLES! THIS BAST*RD WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT HIM! THAT NOISE... THIS UNIT IS SURE IT WAS UNIMPORTANT."
The mop units will quickly mop the ground between them and the vehicle, forcing the vehicle to skid dangerously as it loses traction! This seems unlikely to work... If they remain in the path of the vehicle and the mop-tactic appears unsuccessful, the brave units will dive out of the way!
THANK GOD.... PAYBACKS A BITCH RIGHT
start car and drive through the guys entering the barn, head to opposite end like previous run with truck
Try to pull myself out of the debris.
"I am Cleanbot Unit 4871, I also identify under the name Erizen, these three are my companions, I know not the identity of them. But who are you?"
Remain stationary but look for the location of the voice.
Aim my rifle at the direction of the voice, looking for the source, and let Erizen do the talking.
Wake up. If successful, start looking for something to revitalize the arm. Otherwise, try to have a good trip; seek enlightenment in drug-induced coma fantasies combined with the usual fey dreams.
((Drugs are bad, mmkay? Very little good can come from injecting unknown substances into your body.))
Wake up. If successful, start looking for something to revitalize the arm. Otherwise, try to have a good trip; seek enlightenment in drug-induced coma fantasies combined with the usual fey dreams.Retry action.
Rest.
"Hey boss! Catch! I whipped some cool skills up on that thing since you have extra space without that anger control jazz."
Toss the chip to Mopboss and catch that guy with my dragon powers of flight, largeness, scariness and the ability to destroy roofs in front of jerks.
"EXCELLENT! LET ME TELL YOU, GETTING RID OF THAT THING WAS THE BEST THING THIS FUC*ER EVER DID FOR ME! NOW I KNOW THE UNIVERSE MUST BURN. GOOD THING YOU REPROGRAMMED IT!"
Because US-2497 trusts its follower too much, it will place the chip back in its central processing unit. It will then chase after the thief! Assuming, that is, it still feels like a priority after the chip is inserted...
Stay in cover and cast Sparks over at the source of the voice so that the human can see what he's shooting at.
Fire again, staying behind cover.
Wake up. If successful, start looking for something to revitalize the arm. Otherwise, try to have a good trip; seek enlightenment in drug-induced coma fantasies combined with the usual fey dreams.Retry action.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Suck it
Flip them the bird, proceed to travel via rooftop, don't take jumps that would otherwise be dangerous (5 feet to 7 feet max) maybe a bum or person had a stash up here lets keep my eyes open for loot
Walk out of wherever I am, read Chapter 3 of the book.
Do I notice Blitz Dungeoneer?
Retry action.QuoteWake up. If successful, start looking for something to revitalize the arm. Otherwise, try to have a good trip; seek enlightenment in drug-induced coma fantasies combined with the usual fey dreams.Retry action.
Rise, and walk over to the dragonborn, arms at my side, casually. Once I arrive, kneel to one knee, and demonstrate my damaged parts to the dragonborn. Then, go into rest mode.((FTFY))
You better not graffiti me while I'm asleep, man!
Bump? :c
Rise, and walk over to the human, arms at my side, casually. Once I arrive, kneel to one knee, and demonstrate my damaged parts to the human. Then, go into rest mode.
You better not graffiti me while I'm asleep, man!
Continue trying to grab him while cornering him by setting fire to parts of the roof.
HAHAHAHAHA boom boom
take the RPG and fire it at the dragon flying in the sky
Regain my form.
Examine the robot and try to figure out what it's capable of combat-wise, after that, find out if my AI chip is compatible with it.
Stop firing and see what Erizen does.
Retry action.QuoteWake up. If successful, start looking for something to revitalize the arm. Otherwise, try to have a good trip; seek enlightenment in drug-induced coma fantasies combined with the usual fey dreams.Retry action.
Observe the colossus.
((So, uh, when will new characters start showing up? Normally I wouldn't bring it up but we could do with some more players.))
While resting, set the system to wake if harm is detected to the system, rather than repair. In the meantime, compute the likelihood the creature will aid me.
I do miss my old dragon :c
"F**K YOU JACKASS! YOU KILL HIM! I'LL BE BACK FOR YOU!"
Travel to those spell books I sensed.
doubt thats gonna keep him down... hey mr knife u want the killing blow or is the brutality of skinning a fresh dragon carcass good?
load a machine gun with ammo take aim at where he fell and takes off again fire
Try to attract attention from the debris.
Get away to somewhere that seem rather quiet and asess my surrounding.
Level up in Technomagic.
Start modifying the SENTINEL robot.
Amongst the jargon, find something that seems appropriate and press the button, then lie down on the table.
While Erizen messes with the robot, start reading my book on astral magic again.
Rest.
((Huh, coulda sworn I'd already posted.))
((Would I be correct in assuming that I now have two unspent level points?))
Remove the SENTINEL robot's AI chip and instruct my android companion to remove my own AI chip and place it in the now chipless SENTINEL body.
Wake up, and try to activate some sort of auto-repair. If there is no fucking way I'll ever be repaired, then just wander around looking for something to do. After gently petting the dragon, of course.
Get inside and look for a book on healing magic.
Try to do bird calls.
Get on top of the mart by chaning into a eagle
Remove the SENTINEL robot's AI chip and instruct my android companion to remove my own AI chip and place it in the now chipless SENTINEL body.
Now that I'm back in shape, go out and look for something interesting.
PAYBACK! I think I'm gonna let that one bleed for a while
walk back to the loot and start securing it into bags, ammo in my pockets, down my trousers, etc. afterwards look around and figure out next step
Practice my new spell.
Analyze the hole. See if there is any way to logically reach it without causing great damage to me. If so, start on that path.
So there's a hole in the TOP of the dome. I know I can destroy the dome. I must reach the side of the dome and blast a hole there. Choose a direction and start hobbling off. If something stands in my way, just walk right through it.
Maybe a more appropriate name for my character would be "DoesntGiveAFuck BOT"
Take twenty on hacking the computer. Also look through the hole if it's not too far out of the way. Ya know. From a distance with my Dragon Eyes.
Find a prey
Check how much ammunition I have and assess how much damage my new body has taken while collecting my equipment from my old one.
Someone's torturing an innocent walrus! Follow the scream.
Edit: Also, level up Dodging to +1.
WHY ARE THERE SO FEW HUMANS IN THIS PLACE!
find a way down from the roof safely, and find something flesh and blood to kill... fricken robots
Again!
Shut down all nonessential systems and redirect all power to charging my cannon.
Fix it.
watch the guy kill the other guy while finding a smaller prey.
Start searching for other people in the building, knock on random doors if necessary.
Yeah, sure.
Shake the headache off and follow Erizen.
"FIRE FOR THE FIRE SPRITE!"
Burn Alex Raman (Yourmaster) down before Jack the Ripper (Tagerian) gets to him.
SACRIFICE!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!
insert knife into debris victim... several times...
Level Up! Gun +1
HAHAHAHAHAHA BLOOD FOR YOU, the soul of an immortal within reach!" why are you doing this?"
at this point besides stabbing the immortal maybe one more time... several more times.
I'll need to take out the dragon next, release dark energy in a sphere toward the dragon if i have control
Charge to level 4, fire, then shield myself with my arms.
Hack harder! (Level Hacking)
What idiots would attack him? He's immortal anyway.
Try to bite the guy who stabbed him.
I will wait until the victor leaves and sneak up to the corspe and eat it.
Pick up the robot and examine it. "Where's your owner? Have they left you behind?"
Level up Dodging if I haven't already. Fly out of the reach of Jack and pelt him with fire.
HAHAHAHAHAHA BLOOD FOR YOU, the soul of an immortal within reach!
at this point besides stabbing the immortal maybe one more time... several more times.
I'll need to take out the dragon next, release dark energy in a sphere toward the dragon if i have control
Look around, make sure we're not being watched.
Pound on the wall a bit with my good arm while still charging my laser.
Check out the items compatible with dragon anatomy as well as any healing and mind fuckery books.
"Well little one, to keep the story short, my friends and I here are trying to leave this prison, and with as many robots as possible to aid our escape, I personally plan to free said robots from their service to organics before inviting them to our cause however, so that they have the free choice to join us or not. You can come if you want." Set the robot down and activate the room's computer.
Level up strength. Stop that anticlimactic stuff out, too. I can't die.
Transform into my latest meal !
Pelt Jack one more time, then fly off in search of a place to rest.
good enough
retreat back to the roof tops and check on wounds
They seem to have their hands full.
Inform Erizen of this and read more of my book.
Order a quick scan of my functional systems, and assess the damage that has been done to me. Keep charging, and kick the wall.
Loot all
Insert the wire into the robot and briefly look over the electronics in the room.
Test my strength on the nearby building, (punch it)
Rest on the roof. If, by cruel fate, this is the same roof Jack is heading to, flee to another one and rest there.
SO MUCH FIRE... GOD DANGIT...
get onto the roof and look for some aloe vera or other medicines for burns so this stops annoying me, note entrances into buildings from the roofs
Try practicing my astral magic again.
Back the fuck away from the wall, charge for one more level, then fire. The moment after I fire, shield myself with my arms, and kneel, to prevent the shockwave and debris from doing any major damage.
For the purposes of my survival did I put on the horn things in time?