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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 499 pages if you have 25 posts per page!
« Reply #12510 on: October 31, 2022, 09:27:11 pm »

Chickens lay their eggs pretty clean honestly, they don't need washing unless a chicken pooped on them afterwards for some reason. There's this natural waxy coating on them and everything, keeps them fresh much longer if left intact.

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« Reply #12511 on: October 31, 2022, 10:17:05 pm »

Yeah, we sometimes dont refrigerate ours, just leave them in a basket on the counter. Except the ones that are soiled, yeah. Although I will say some of our hens shit right on their eggs they just laid. The mucus coating keeps bacteria out as long as they dont get wet, though.

Theyre not often bloody, though. Very rarely you get a little red in them. I found one this week that was twice the usual length, though.
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« Reply #12512 on: November 01, 2022, 02:36:44 am »

We once had a chicken lay an egg with no shell, it was a strange looking and squishy thing.
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« Reply #12513 on: November 01, 2022, 02:49:22 am »

We once had a chicken lay an egg with no shell, it was a strange looking and squishy thing.
The chicken was going atavistic and reverting back to amphibian

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« Reply #12514 on: November 01, 2022, 05:15:32 pm »

Come to think of it we had that happen a couple weeks ago too. at least I think thats what happened, my folks seemed insistent one of the other hens ate it, but there was no signs of broken shells anywhere, and tons of yolk and white left. Somebody definitely stepped in it and then laid another egg on top of it, though.
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« Reply #12515 on: November 01, 2022, 06:15:17 pm »

Just discovered one of my boss's bosses worked on the viagra heart study that discovered viagra's other use. Apparently pfizer kept receiving all these SUSAR reports and as my boss put it, "sat on the results," though he could've worded it better

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« Reply #12516 on: November 04, 2022, 06:41:40 pm »

Had a dream where I was in a convenience store discussing an update to some webcomic and I knew I needed to get a car seat for the saturn we were driving except when I got out to the car there was one of those little booster seat car seats in the back seat already which I guess I knew because I took a little rubbermaid trash can and wedged it in the floorboard in front of it before pointing at it and casually declaring to the missus as she hopped in 'it's the baby deathtrap!'

She nods like "perfect, exactly what we needed" and then we drove off.

After waking up and explaining this to her I realized what I had said was far more hilarious than it seemed mid-dream, like... why is this a thing?

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« Reply #12517 on: November 07, 2022, 09:29:36 am »

I'll never be ambushed by babies ever again

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« Reply #12518 on: November 08, 2022, 03:38:13 am »

I think every car should come with one of those as standard equipment, ride stealing babies are on the rise and we need to do something about it.
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« Reply #12519 on: November 18, 2022, 10:48:00 pm »

North Korea just threatened the US and it's pacific allies today that any further joint military excercises will provoke nuclear retaliation.
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« Reply #12520 on: November 18, 2022, 11:55:10 pm »

Just add it on to the pile of NK threats.
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« Reply #12521 on: November 19, 2022, 03:02:01 am »

I remember back when people were afraid of Kim Jong-un, how far we've come.
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« Reply #12522 on: November 21, 2022, 07:48:31 am »

I remember back when people were afraid of Kim Jong-un, how far we've come.
Well now Russia is dependent on NK aid and a proxy front for the Israeli-Iranian cold war, we all clearly expect Kim Jong-Un to live up to his newfound credentials as a reliable partner for world peace :'(

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« Reply #12523 on: November 21, 2022, 11:38:48 am »

I remember back when people were afraid of Kim Jong-un, how far we've come.
Well now Russia is dependent on NK aid and a proxy front for the Israeli-Iranian cold war, we all clearly expect Kim Jong-Un to live up to his newfound credentials as a reliable partner for world peace :'(

Russia now relies upon the promises and words of North Korea. LOL.

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