Basically, you pick the name of your role, and I pick how it acts and interacts with other roles. Any name shall do, and if it is obscure, a link to a data source might help. ...But please not TOO obscure.
As for rules:
PMing: Disallowed unless Role Allows
Hammering: Semi-Allowed (Hammer ends Day, Days are timed [72 Hour Days, 24 Hour Nights, Weekends do not count in that], Extension Give 48 Hours)
Quoting Mod: ALWAYS Disallowed
Editing Posts: ALWAYS Disallowed
Along with never under- or over-estimating your own significance.
AND PLAY TO WIN!
Maybe a week or so.
This sounds so epic in so many ways. I want in, partly for the mass hysteria that follows in my wake in mafia games, and partly because I want to see what kind of crapshot role I'll get. Sending.
Either way, I'm in this for the lulz. No way I want to play this straight scumhunting.
First question: The part I don't understand is why TEAMWORK doesn't have an "F", a "U", or an "N" in it.
Next question: Fine.Spartanwebadict, are you scum, DRRRR?
Summery of the rest of it: I don't like the game. It is a huge timesink, it is confusing, and at this point, I don't really care about it.
Also, can I get a modkill and spoilspec, so I can leave?
I recommended killing me off. I'm no good at mafia, and I would be an asset to the scum as a bad town. And yes. I am partial roleclaiming. The round is already over, and unless I miscounted, I'm dead. My role is about to be told to all anyways. Yes. I'm saying I'm killing Jokerman-EXE.
I'm not trying to avoid being lynched. Again, the simple fact is, I will only hurt the town. I'm incredibly bad at scumhunting, my natural tendencies are towards acting scummy, and all around, the town would be better off without me. I've done what I can to help by poisoning Jokerman, but that about the extent of my usefulness. OPPOSE EXTENSION.
God damn it breadbocks, why do you want in? Why do you keep trying to play a game that you have said several times you are horrible at? A game in which you don't help your team mates, have no interest in getting better, and generally fail miserably?
Because if you get the right people in the right type of game, it's can be pretty damn fun.This sounds so epic in so many ways. I want in, partly for the mass hysteria that follows in my wake in mafia games, and partly because I want to see what kind of crapshot role I'll get. Sending.
God damn it breadbocks, why do you want in? Why do you keep trying to play a game that you have said several times you are horrible at? A game in which you don't help your team mates, have no interest in getting better, and generally fail miserably?
Some of your quotes to refresh your (and the host's) memory:Was first game, and I was having trouble. See, thing is, I thought all mafia games are all stabbing at people and no... er...Either way, I'm in this for the lulz. No way I want to play this straight scumhunting.First question: The part I don't understand is why TEAMWORK doesn't have an "F", a "U", or an "N" in it.
Next question: Fine.Spartanwebadict, are you scum, DRRRR?
Summery of the rest of it: I don't like the game. It is a huge timesink, it is confusing, and at this point, I don't really care about it.Also, can I get a modkill and spoilspec, so I can leave?
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I think it is quite obvious I was aware that I had outlived my role's use, and recognized that I would be a liability to the town. So we didn't have a repeat of BM14I recommended killing me off. I'm no good at mafia, and I would be an asset to the scum as a bad town. And yes. I am partial roleclaiming. The round is already over, and unless I miscounted, I'm dead. My role is about to be told to all anyways. Yes. I'm saying I'm killing Jokerman-EXE.I'm not trying to avoid being lynched. Again, the simple fact is, I will only hurt the town. I'm incredibly bad at scumhunting, my natural tendencies are towards acting scummy, and all around, the town would be better off without me. I've done what I can to help by poisoning Jokerman, but that about the extent of my usefulness. OPPOSE EXTENSION.
Why do you insist on inflicting this pain on yourself and others? Go take a look at the Roll To Dodge board, there are a lot of fun games going on there too, and you needn't be good at scumhunting!It. Is. Fun. Besides, just your reactions are hilarious. We you include all of the hysteria my playing has caused so far, if I make even a fraction of that, it would lead to a hilarious read-through. Also, I do have an interest in getting better. Step one to rehabilitation is to understand you have a problem. I'm well on that path. And Vector does lend an interesting example of what level of skill someone like me can get too with enough practice.
You tell 'im, Breadbocks :I
That said, I find it hilarious that we do mafia-ish defenses when we're arguing outside of the game, too.
i will be the best player. the best ever.
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Win. You can't believe how many times I cracked up reading this while humming to the tune. And the Team Scum one was pretty awesome too. But I think it should have been "Roleblocker, that's RIGHT!".Spoiler (click to show/hide)
You should eat SCIENCE for breakfast.
Or anything, really. It's good for you!
A Bump for Sign ups?
I'm in like three games, otherwise I would join Org.
No talking of other active games.Yes. My bad. I'll shut up.
No talking of other active games.does anybody not understand?
Mim Shaleheart is now level 14! Best (only) Dwarven Bard ever!Deeeeeeerp.
In if spots are still available (new to the board, experienced xkcd mafia player/mod)Hello there!
One more than before.
Goooood.
Also, great to see you, Doctor Ug! Migrants are the best :D
And it's genuine this time!
Or at least... it's not me!
I will if Toony joins.Toony!
Out.That's what... SHE SAID!
:'(Out.That's what... SHE SAID!
Is there anything we Mafians can do for you, Vector? I don't mean to force you to stay or anything, but if there's anything we can do, I'm sure it'll be fine.:'(Out.That's what... SHE SAID!
So now we need two more people?
Let me say in advance that I will join anything at this point, just to bring attendance up again.
Out.
Let me say in advance that I will join anything at this point, just to bring attendance up again.Out.
Vector is hypocriticalDudes, shut up. Obviously, Vector's got something more important. No need for word-twisting just yet. By the way, Toony, I've got some stuff for KWN.
Vector is hypocritical
...?Vector is hypocritical
Fuck off. I'm suspended indefinitely from pleasurable activity/communication on the computer until I've learned some manners and responsibility.
I'd like to play, but simply put I am not allowed.
Not enough players now, I will auto-in when another person joins though.Org wanted 13 I think. Don't we have currently have 12?
I missed a few players.Oh wow.
We have 16.
I'll even hold KWN until you get back.
Alright now that she's gone, who's ready to play!?I'll even hold KWN until you get back.
You will?! Hope of all hopes! Thank you so much!
(You know how much I love killing Webadict, and now is so much better than later or yesterday afternoon)
Anyway, I've negotiated for two weeks, so I'll be back at the end of it and happy to play. Thanks for being so nice, you guys =)
These rolls are flying out of the oven.
I am about half way through already.
You fool! He put razor blades in them!These rolls are flying out of the oven.
I am about half way through already.
They smell so good!
What if he switched the breads when we weren't looking?!You fool! He put razor blades in them!These rolls are flying out of the oven.
I am about half way through already.
They smell so good!
These rolls are flying out of the oven.Don't rush 'em, man.
I am about half way through already.
What if he switched the breads when we weren't looking?!You fool! He put razor blades in them!These rolls are flying out of the oven.
I am about half way through already.
They smell so good!
Or in back of you?What if he switched the breads when we weren't looking?!You fool! He put razor blades in them!These rolls are flying out of the oven.
I am about half way through already.
They smell so good!
Is he the kind of guy that would put the rolls in front of me?
Bay12 Mafia exclusive: RIFOM
CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARFOXBake a barrel roll!
CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARBUCKSBake a barrel roll!
Already full ?I think he already baked the rolls.
This is amazing.CANT LET YOU DO THAT STARBUCKSBake a barrel roll!
Balls, is this seriously about to start?
Nuts.
Mysteriousbluepuppet is the minstrel eater! GET HIM!
Hey.EVEN THE HORRIBLE FLAVOR TEXT GAME GOT THEIR ROLLS FIRST!!!1!11!!!1!onehunderedeleven!!!1one1
My oven is slow.
Hey.EVEN THE HORRIBLE FLAVOR TEXT GAME GOT THEIR ROLLS FIRST!!!1!11!!!1!onehunderedeleven!!!1one1
My oven is slow.
HURRY UP!
Org is obviously trying to take the record for "longest pre-game ever" from BYOT. There's still a few weeks left.Roawr, I am tha king.
Not if this game actually finishes. BYOT never got anywhere.Org is obviously trying to take the record for "longest pre-game ever" from BYOT. There's still a few weeks left.Roawr, I am tha king.
Like when you send a cop both scumteam members when he investigates one?Hey, not fair!
:D
It was a nice avatar. But, Ive been using my own avatar for some time, and I cant just give it up.Like when you send a cop both scumteam members when he investigates one?Hey, not fair!
:D
...well, yes, he did do that once. But he also hosted the Aztec mafia, which was enormous amounts of fun, and ended with a new Webadict avatar icon dressed as Hernan Cortes! That was priceless! Too bad Web was too attached to the other one to use it.
Plus Org was my masonbuddy in BYOR5! Leave' im alone! 8-P
Like when you send a cop both scumteam members when he investigates one?Hey, not fair!
:D
...well, yes, he did do that once. But he also hosted the Aztec mafia, which was enormous amounts of fun, and ended with a new Webadict avatar icon dressed as Hernan Cortes! That was priceless! Too bad Web was too attached to the other one to use it.
Plus Org was my masonbuddy in BYOR5! Leave' im alone! 8-P
Another week. So much homework.
140 Identifications due Thursday and I forgot my history book.
I lol'd.Another week. So much homework.
140 Identifications due Thursday and I forgot my history book.
You read the scroll of identify. What would you like identified?
a - homework
b - homework
c - homework
d - homework
e - homework
f - homework
...
These rolls are flying out of the oven.was two weeks ago. That doesn't cut it. I'd rather this dies now than halfway through day one or two.
I am about half way through already.