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Finally... => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sir Finkus on October 02, 2011, 01:54:06 am
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It's been an interesting few weeks in the science department. First, cern may have redefined one of the most fundamental laws of physics, and then scientists learned to read our thoughts. Neat stuff, but what we've really all been waiting for has finally arrived:
Video and site are pretty worksafe, but may raise some eyebrows.
Using Kinect, is a virtual big breasts. "Marker-less" representation "3D" Advanced "touch busty" "several people play" features and so on. (http://kn.2ngen.jp/)
That's right, now with a Kinect, an xbox360, and a software download, you can now have your own pair of comically large breasts for "touch busty" and "several people play". Who knows what the implications may be.
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Did this come out of Japan?
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Did this come out of Japan?
Of course, the Japanese are leaders in this field.
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Simply revolutionary.
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Did this come out of Japan?
Do the people in that video look like Vikings to you?
Anyway. Those don't look like breasts, they look like big water droplets with that fish-eye effect, and react to physics like repelling magnets. Sure, it's kinda funny, but it seems like there's more fun stuff they could do with it if the technology is that primitive.
Oh yeah, and damn you Japan and so forth.
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I only just watched the video. I just instinctively know, "Oh shit, what is Japan doing this time?"
EDIT: I also love the fact that the program has an activation motion. "Bubble Breast Power, ACTIVATE!"
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The long wait it over, finally I too can feel pretty!
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The long wait it over, finally I too can feel pretty!
Could I sig this?
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Feel free!
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Anyway. Those don't look like breasts, they look like big water droplets with that fish-eye effect, and react to physics like repelling magnets. Sure, it's kinda funny, but it seems like there's more fun stuff they could do with it if the technology is that primitive.
If there is anything Boobs Don't Work That Way has taught me it is that that is how breasts looks and behaves in Japan.
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Japan has a whole different set of physical laws for breast mechanics.
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Japan has a whole different set of physical laws for breast mechanics.
Im sigging this, nao.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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Japan has a whole different set of physical laws for breast mechanics.
Im sigging this, nao.
Fine by me. :)
It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
Is this also what causes Tokyo to be the center of the universe?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
I'm sigging that, it sounds silly.
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I think the most impressive thing about this thread is that it acquired three sigs in only 15 replies so far.
That's a sig every five posts.
ALL HAIL OPPAI
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ALL HAIL OPPAI
Can I sig that?
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That was the joke, yeah.
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Oppai-Kaiju
For some reason, Boobie-monster (or colossus) is what I'm reading that as. Sounds like a FB that has yet to be implemented into DF. Be it either a weird blobish anatomical looking monster, or a giant bird.
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Oppai-Kaiju
For some reason, Boobie-monster (or colossus) is what I'm reading that as. Sounds like a FB that has yet to be implemented into DF. Be it either a weird blobish anatomical looking monster, or a giant bird.
Well oppai means breasts and kaijuu means monster so that would make sense. Breast monster.
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Yeah, I thought of doing a Google image search for "oppai kaiju" but I thought better of it. I can be utterly assured that somebody in Japan has done this.
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A quick image search revealed nothing of amazing strangeness, at least as far as Japan is concerned. Two points of interest though: a stress squeeze ball that is actually a large boob, and a pillow with a character printed along the length (you know, those creepy ones) except this one had little mounds for breasts (yeah, even creepier).
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a stress squeeze ball that is actually a large boob
...I'm going to read that as a stress squeeze ball that is an actual large boob.
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a stress squeeze ball that is actually a large boob
...I'm going to read that as a stress squeeze ball that is an actual large boob.
And then you're going to try it and get punched.
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a stress squeeze ball that is actually a large boob
...I'm going to read that as a stress squeeze ball that is an actual large boob.
Sounds painful for everyone involved.
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And then you're going to try it and get punched.
I can think of another way of retribution that would both be more poetic and hurt more, though.
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(http://i.imgur.com/IpeGa.jpg)
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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I knew I had seen this technology somewhere before. (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/game-reviews/frontal-assault.php)
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And then you're going to try it and get punched.
I can think of another way of retribution that would both be more poetic and hurt more, though.
Did I specify where? :P
(With brass knuckles.)
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Oppai-Kaiju
For some reason, Boobie-monster (or colossus) is what I'm reading that as. Sounds like a FB that has yet to be implemented into DF. Be it either a weird blobish anatomical looking monster, or a giant bird.
Well 巨乳 means "massive tits". Reading is kyonyuu, or I think it is. My Japanese is a little rusty.
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About 4 sigs from 2 pages. Tis a new record.
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Japan + boobs = sigs. It's maths so it has to be true.
Now watch someone be meta and sig this...
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Done.
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Done. I'll change it back soon.
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Done. I won't.
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No idea what your talking about.
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Preserved for all of tiiiiiime!~
Except that I'll get bored and delete it in a few days/hours/minutes/seconds.
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Oppai-Kaiju (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7loP7OsLZ8)
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What the hell did I just watch.
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and this is how you defeat that (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MohiJL0KolU&feature=related)
note: no boobs were harmed in the creation of these vids. the loose boob monster that was captured is serving a sentence community service at the orphanage, there were a lot of hungry babies to feed
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By...
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cupping it?
Also, The power of Christ compels you to stop lactating at me!
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The power of Christ compels you to stop lactating at me!
If only that worked. ... Actually, what the hell am I saying?
I feel like they didn't use enough !!Fun!!
Plenty of time for magma in the "Return of the Loose Boob", though.