Can you please try to mix things up with the rhyming schemes? ABAB ALL DAY ERRY DAY is a bit of pet peeve of mine.
Hey Urist McNoble
How about some haiku...?
the greenskins are here
unleash the war dog hordes now
it's goblin christmas
Hey Urist McNoble
Why don't you pull this lever
I'll just shut your door
Okay then.
Haikus!
All of the dwarf's waste
can be atomized with the
use of a drawbridge
Dwarven magma room
teaching nobles their true place
in dwarven lifestyle