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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 489178 times)

brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5565 on: August 12, 2023, 03:47:03 am »

Add the ability to milk everything in game including things that aren't alive, this surely should put the spirit of DerMeister to rest.

This of course means that you can also milk the spirit of DerMeister.

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« Reply #5566 on: August 12, 2023, 04:05:53 am »

This of course means that you can also milk the spirit of DerMeister.
Given how obsessed with milking things he was I think he'd be into that.
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« Reply #5567 on: August 12, 2023, 12:37:40 pm »

Every intelligent creature uses a fake name.  If you go to nickname them, the default text always has “Pathos” as their name.
« Last Edit: August 12, 2023, 12:40:48 pm by A_Curious_Cat »
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« Reply #5568 on: August 13, 2023, 09:49:36 am »

If you go to nickname them, the default text always has “Pathos” as their name.

...and just what was that inspired by, given we seem to be leaving EPI's behind and going for straight-up memes? EDIT: In case no-one, Toady included, was aware, the entire thread seems to be composed of: (https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Evil_Patch_Idea)
« Last Edit: August 13, 2023, 12:23:48 pm by Silverwing235 »
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« Reply #5569 on: August 13, 2023, 10:35:26 am »

If you go to nickname them, the default text always has “Pathos” as their name.

...and just what was that inspired by, given we seem to be leaving EPI's behind and going for straight-up memes? EDIT: In case you,specifically,weren't aware, the entire thread seems to be composed of: (https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Evil_Patch_Idea)
If I remember the story right, there was a forum user here at a point in time named Pathos who was notorious for having dozens upon dozens of sockpuppet accounts. After their banning, I believe it became a recurring joke.
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« Reply #5570 on: August 13, 2023, 11:53:31 am »

(As in "We are all Pathos!"  Anyway...)

The only graphics mode available is Portrait. Though it has secondary settings of Oil, Watercolour or Charcoal.
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« Reply #5571 on: August 14, 2023, 05:11:07 am »

My favorite graphics set for the game is cave painting, maybe fallowed by Soviet propaganda.
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« Reply #5572 on: August 15, 2023, 09:15:39 pm »

My favorite graphics set for the game is cave painting, maybe fallowed by Soviet propaganda.

Good to know the Soviets are using proper agricultural methods!
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« Reply #5573 on: August 17, 2023, 05:44:37 am »

We can create profiles in our game and message each other and upload pictures of our breakfast and eventually Dwarf Fortress turns into a social network.
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« Reply #5574 on: August 17, 2023, 12:49:15 pm »

Have Elon Musk overtake DF development from Toady.
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« Reply #5575 on: August 18, 2023, 01:09:13 am »

Have Elon Musk overtake DF development from Toady.
His first action will be to rename it X Fortress.
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brewer bob

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5576 on: August 18, 2023, 03:09:51 am »

Have Elon Musk overtake DF development from Toady.
His first action will be to rename it X Fortress.
He'll also challenge Toady to a cage fight.

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« Reply #5577 on: August 18, 2023, 04:56:14 am »

...he'll have to have sold things off to eBay12 and have bought/ruined <Utter>, first.
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« Reply #5578 on: August 18, 2023, 11:25:15 am »

Have Elon Musk overtake DF development from Toady.
His first action will be to rename it X Fortress.

Finally a suggestion that's actually terrible
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5579 on: August 18, 2023, 08:18:06 pm »

or DwarfX


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