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Author Topic: Terrible Suggestions Thread  (Read 482284 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5925 on: May 08, 2024, 02:28:40 am »

Toady should pull a bethesda and make modders finish and fix the game for him

Come to think of it Putnam made some mods...
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5926 on: May 08, 2024, 02:33:11 am »

Toady should pull a bethesda and make DerMeister finish and fix the game for him

FTFY

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5927 on: May 08, 2024, 02:40:53 am »

You know what? Nothing could be worse than that. Or milkier.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5928 on: May 08, 2024, 02:42:24 am »

who's DerMeister anyway? Whats the deal with him and milk?

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5929 on: May 08, 2024, 02:47:29 am »

He was a poster who frequently demanded people make various sapient creatures milkable for him on the modding subforum, and didn't seem to comprehend that the game does not allow a creature to be milked if it is also sentient, and didn't like any of the responses he got. He got banned for being rude to people. We can only riff on him constantly because he's not around to defend himself. Which we should really stop, technically.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5930 on: May 08, 2024, 02:53:41 am »

I'm sure he likes that we mention him every now and then.

Also you forgot about him going onto various mod threads complaining about the mod not matching his vision of that the game should be.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5931 on: May 08, 2024, 03:10:52 am »

lmao that explains a whole bunch. Thanks. I'm guessing it was a fetish thing for him. Hopefully he's looking back on his time here and cringing in shame.

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5932 on: Today at 02:03:07 am »

He was a poster who frequently demanded people make various sapient creatures milkable for him on the modding subforum, and didn't seem to comprehend that the game does not allow a creature to be milked if it is also sentient, and didn't like any of the responses he got. He got banned for being rude to people. We can only riff on him constantly because he's not around to defend himself. Which we should really stop, technically.

Well, we joke around with Pathos, who was also some ancient sinner or something.
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« Reply #5933 on: Today at 02:31:39 am »

Well, we joke around with Pathos, who was also some ancient sinner or something.
I've always been given the impression that it was okay to make fun of yourself.
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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5934 on: Today at 03:29:03 am »

Replace all jokes DF characters say with a milking joke (e.g., "...and the elf said, 'are you going to milk that?'")

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Re: Terrible Suggestions Thread
« Reply #5935 on: Today at 05:59:08 am »

He was a poster who frequently demanded people make various sapient creatures milkable for him on the modding subforum, and didn't seem to comprehend that the game does not allow a creature to be milked if it is also sentient, and didn't like any of the responses he got. He got banned for being rude to people. We can only riff on him constantly because he's not around to defend himself. Which we should really stop, technically.

Well, we joke around with Pathos, who was also some ancient sinner or something.



If you go to nickname them, the default text always has “Pathos” as their name.

...and just what was that inspired by, given we seem to be leaving EPI's behind and going for straight-up memes? EDIT: In case you,specifically,weren't aware, the entire thread seems to be composed of: (https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Evil_Patch_Idea)
If I remember the story right, there was a forum user here at a point in time named Pathos who was notorious for having dozens upon dozens of sockpuppet accounts. After their banning, I believe it became a recurring joke.
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