Grab the spear first, then stab Draignean with the spear!
If he is too close, use the dagger!
Dash up to the wall and grab the spear before bulldog and stab HIM!
Micelus runs and rolls towards the net and fires it at Sinpwn. Swipe at his arms with the gladius.
Sinpwn rushes towards micelus, feigning a whip attack, but instead flanking and slashing with his dagger.
Grab the net, toss it at sinpwn, then toss a javelin at him.
Impressed by BullDog's prowess Draignean shouts across to him; "I see we are evenly matched, let us dispatch these others and do honorable battle at the end!"
Impressed by BullDog's prowess Draignean shouts across to him; "I see we are evenly matched, let us dispatch these others and do honorable battle at the end!"
BullDog shouts back; "Very well, let us get rid of them quickly!
Stab Grimmjow!
Impressed by BullDog's prowess Draignean shouts across to him; "I see we are evenly matched, let us dispatch these others and do honorable battle at the end!"
IN the meantime he notices Sinpwn's cowardice and flicks his dagger up so he's holding it at the tip and throws it end over end at Sinpwn's back. (not aimed attack, just flavor) Shout COWARD while doing so.
"People of <insert city name>! Let me prove my prowess! Release the savage beasts into the arena and I shall slay them all!"
Circle sinpwn and stab him in the back. If he's still in the net, stab him again. If not, take the net and throw it at BullDog.
Disarm micelus of his Gladius, take it, then run away like the pansy I am.
[...Base to Grimmjow! Come in Grimmjow!]
Ok i will be joining
Name:bob
Color: Black
You forgot to remove the thrown dagger from my inventory, it would be nice to have right now though...
Grab Grimm's wrist when he strikes and throw him over my shoulder!
You forgot to remove the thrown dagger from my inventory, it would be nice to have right now though...
Grab Grimm's wrist when he strikes and throw him over my shoulder!
Dodge roll and cut DRAIGNEAN's legs.
Throw the net at micelus then disarm his gladius.
Run over and stab micelus in the leg!(aimed attack)
Goddamn it! That was meant to be Micelus not Grimm. (I.e the one who actually declared he was going to be attacking me.) Stupid typo ruining my six. :(
Waitlist
Name: Theodolus
Color: Whatever
Looks fun! :)
Grab the net and throw it at Bulldog. Grab a javelin and throw it at Sinpwn, not caring if it hits. As it flies towards Sinpwn, run to him and stab him in the innards.
Loot as much stuff from Grimmjow as possible and use the healing herbs.
Get down on my knees and pray to whatever deity struck down my foe with such awesome power! Probably Zeus.
Grab the herbs, then finish Sinpwn with the spear.
Trident the hell out of Sinpwn as he is looting. Grab any leftover javelins.
Also, nice trident.
Get the net off me, throw it at Toaster, grab his dagger, then stab him with mine.
Slip the trident stab and get inside its effective range.
Then strangle Toaster with my bare hands.
Stab micelus while he's stabbing the idiot and get to the center of the arena.
Apply the trident to Draignean, since he's nice and unarmed. Twice, if possible.
Stab the idiot who's praying while in the middle of an arena with gladiatiors and lions! Kick him in the back as well.
"Really? The gods have time to protect you but don't have time to protect me? I've spent 12 years training as a priest....DAMN YOU MARS!"
Grab the loincloth and dagger. Throw the loincloth at Sinpwn's face and stab the east lion silly with both daggers at his rear.
Get the net, then throw it on Toaster. Impale him with the spear. Then stab him in the heart with my dagger.(flavor)
Get the net and throw it at micelus, then throw a javelin at him.
Follow up with two more attacks to Draignean!
Eat trident!
Grab Dagger from arena floor and stab Toaster in the head!
Get the damn net off me, then throw all the javelins on the floor at Draignean.
Grab a javelin, throw it at Sinpwn, then impale the south lion.
If it's still alive then stab with the dagger.
If it's dead when I get there, then stab Sinpwn with the spear!
Rip my loincloth off and use the damn thing as a garotte! Strangle the Mars blessed lion with it!
Jump on the western lion's back and stab its neck with both daggers.
Throw a javelin at the south lion, then attempt to disarm Bulldog of his shield.
Epicly stab the lion in both eyes.
Slide under the southern lion and impale it with the gladius, attempt to shishkebab Draignean as well.
Pray to mars for one last blessed charge on his magical lion, trade all possible defense for one last suicidal charge at Micelus. I will die with glory.
Assume anti-cavalry stance and trident the Lion out from under Draignean! Trident Draignean too for good measure.
Pray for a rain of fire then jump on the east lion from behind and tame the beast!
Tough break, Draignean- I was really hoping to resolve that last action. Who doesn't love magical kamikaze lions? If you want me to throw you on the back end of the waitlist, let me know.
As regards Draignean's empty slot, I think I won't fill it this round since there are only 3 turns left in the round. Avoids the problem of fresh, new players shanking the guys who've toughed it out all round on the last turn. Accordingly, the next person on the waitlist will spawn at the beginning of ROUND TWO- that's you, Gatleos, if you're still reading. I'll bug ya at the end of the round.
Yeah, throw me back in.
Amber this time.
Uh, er, ... I took a D6 of damage from the Wall 'o Text, so, uh...I got INT damage. Name and color I take it?
Dave1004
Pink!
Please sign me up. Please. Seriously. First RTD I'll ever fully be in. The first ended after the second round. I'm begging you, Monk, please.
*sob*
Geen
GREEN!
I'm in.
Throw a javelin at micelus while using the whip to steal Toaster's net.
An winrar is me.
Stab the western lion in the nether regions. Then cut off it's head and wear it!
Throw the javelin at the West Lion, equip the gladiator armor, and affix the Loincloth to my trident to make a jaunty banner!
Stab Sinpwn with my spear then dagger.
Adwarf
Green
Put me on the waitlist please :)
Wrap the whip around micelus' leg to stall him, then go after the pig myself.
Catch the pig . Grab onto his neck or....ahem, nether regions.
I had been planning on doing something with that all along. Since there weren't any more to combine to make something colorful, I went with simple.
Trident Micelus then chuck both grounded javelins at him.
Run up a wall, backflip off it then impale Sinpwn!
Also, did everyone seriously lead off with a 1?
Spend all my time dodging attacks
SIMULTANEOUS DOUBLE JAVELIN LAUNCH FINALE AT MICELUS, GO!
Double Trident Micelus! If he's already dead, double trident Sinpwn instead.
Rain as many spear and dagger stabs upon Micelus as I can. If he is dead, then direct the stabs at Sinpwn!
Engage Excessive Celebration. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJn5L1nrkL4)
The next field of battle shall be of my own sadistic making. A large metal disk carved with many glowing magical runes (which may or may not be beneficial) balancing on a tall spike jutting out of a sea of magma. The spectators shall be demons. The area shall be prone to numerous earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. The weapons shall be magical spells, demonic melee weapons and crude firearms. Feel free to change it if you think it is a little too extreme for round two.
Engage Excessive Celebration. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJn5L1nrkL4)
The next field of battle shall be of my own sadistic making. A large metal disk carved with many glowing magical runes (which may or may not be beneficial) balancing on a tall spike jutting out of a sea of magma. The spectators shall be demons. The area shall be prone to numerous earthquakes and volcanic eruptions. The weapons shall be magical spells, demonic melee weapons and crude firearms. Feel free to change it if you think it is a little too extreme for round two.
I HUNGER FOR BLOOD
So, will the combatants in this round get starting equipment based on their color like in the first round? I'd imagine already knowing who chose each color before you assign equipment leaves room for bias, hm?
Can I join?
If yes:
TCM
Color: Teal
Equipment: Poison Dagger
If not, I guess I'll stay on the waitlist till' Round 3.
I'm calling it now, Gatleos will decimate everything with those swordchucks.
I'm calling it now, Gatleos will decimate everything with those swordchucks.
So Toaster has no tattered garments?
Fire force bolt at Bulldog.
Teleport micelus to the middle while I run to the North-East.
Focus on dodging attacks.
If Sinpwn makes it to my corner, run at him like a madman and swing my swordchucks at him. Otherwise, make my way to the center area.
Run to the middle and stab the first person I see there. If no one is present, do some pushups instead.
Head to the center and stab anybody there.
If no one is there, then practice dodging.
EDIT: AHHH NINJAS! Say, how many non-current-players out there are paying attention to this thread? It wouldn't be too hard to throw some audience participation up in here.
EDIT: AHHH NINJAS! Say, how many non-current-players out there are paying attention to this thread? It wouldn't be too hard to throw some audience participation up in here.
I'm following pretty closely. Uh, and requesting to get on the waitlist again. My first request seems to have been overlooked. ??? I can't think of a clever name, so I'll just go with my forum handle if that's alright.
Bulldog: Stab... with a greataxe?
I'd like to get into the watchlist.
Do the safety dance. Sweet moves shall protect me from the negative effects of the runes! Oh, and teleport Bulldog to the north-west.
Start screaming and foaming at the mouth, and swing my swordchucks at Micelus with all my might!
Close range shot at Gatleos!
Stab Bulldog twice if he's still there! Otherwise, Gatleos looks like a good target.
If I'm still in the center then slash Toaster three times if possible, otherwise slash twice.
If I'm not in the center, then stay a safe distance from the runes, running back to the center if I must, and try to figure out what they do.
With the force of a mighty pelvic thrust, PROPEL MYSELF SUICIDALLY TOWARD THE BALROG AND ATTEMPT TO GET ONTO ITS BACK!!
My quick demise had nothing to do with the swordchucks. Huh.
With the force of a mighty pelvic thrust, PROPEL MYSELF SUICIDALLY TOWARD THE BALROG AND ATTEMPT TO GET ONTO ITS BACK!!
My quick demise had nothing to do with the swordchucks. Huh.
Teleport Gatleos to the north-east section and force bolt him. If he is already dead, teleport the Balrog to the south-east and run to the center.
Poisoned with 1 HP. Poor Gatleos.
Double-stab Gatleos! If he is no longer alive or in my square, doublestab Micelus. If he's gone too, just stab any two people once, or one person twice if that's my only choice. If nobody is there, go to a random person's square and stab them.
Hooray for conditional actions! Do you have any problem with them, Monk? If so, I'll curtail them.
Force Bolt at Gatleos then run to South-East.
Run to wherever Gatleos is and finish him! If he is dead or with the Balrog then run to wherever Sinpwn is and double slash him!
I'm calling it now, Gatleos will decimate everything with those swordchucks.
I'm calling it now, Gatleos dies in the first five rounds.
I leapt onto a Balrog's back, got teleported off the Balrog's back, then sliced my own head off with a pair of swordchucks.I'm calling it now, Gatleos will decimate everything with those swordchucks.
I'm calling it now, Gatleos dies in the first five rounds.
Winner! Have a cookie!
Welp, didn't foresee that end for Gatleos- well, alright, I did, but not in that specific manner. Would you like me to throw you on the aft end of the waitlist, Gatleos? Gotta figure you can't have that kind of luck two goes in a row, and the way this round's going you might end up back in action by Round Three :P
Teleport to the South-east and force bolt Toaster if he is there. Force bolt micelus if not.
Hey, there's a guy with -2 dodge in my space? What to do...
Double stab Sinpwn! If he's gone, move to his square and stab him once. If he's dead, move to Micelus' square and stab him!
Run over to Sinpwn and double slash him! If he is dead, double slash Toaster!
Go harvest Toaster. If he moves, follow him.
Reload musket and fire at nearest person.
OK. Who wants to kill them self so I can get into the game?
I hate to say so, but shouldn't I be dead of fire-related burning? (Waitlist me if so, please.)
If not, Grab the Teleport Scroll and teleport to safety (The northeast!) Then teleport that demon's awesome sword into my hands.
Wait list please monk.
Let's see... I have to roll to not lose my turn, roll to avoid the fire damage, roll high enough on my main roll so that I go before at least BullDog and ideally Micelus, THEN successfully roll two teleport rolls to get to safety and get that sword. Then I need to get some counterattacks in so that I can get some HP.
Also, if poison kills someone after I die, do I get the points posthumously?
Reload and fire at Toaster. If he's no longer within reach, fire at Balrog.
I leapt onto a Balrog's back, got teleported off the Balrog's back, then sliced my own head off with a pair of swordchucks.
I leapt onto a Balrog's back, got teleported off the Balrog's back, then sliced my own head off with a pair of swordchucks.
Not many people can say they got a piggyback ride from an angry Balrog and got away without a scratch.
Well I guess you can't either on account of being dead of self-decapitation, but that was still a pretty awesome way to go. Monk, is there any chance you'll start handing out minor point bonuses for style? 'Cause I think that particular death deserved it.
Grab the Teleport Scroll and teleport to safety (The northeast!) Then teleport that demon's awesome sword into my hands.
DODGE, MOTHERFUCKER!Cast Fireball at the South-east.
Attack Micelus!
Reload and fire at Toaster. If he's no longer within reach, fire at Balrog.
Slash Toaster then grab the teleport scroll and teleport to the northeast then teleport the death knight's sword to my hand and dualwield. 8)
If I don't get the scroll then just run to the northeast and slash Toaster if he is there.
Haunt Swordchucks
Force bolt someone in my area, then run to the center. Glowing runes must mean something good!
Run to North-East and force bolt Toaster. Or if he's dead, Bulldog.
Slide in to the Noth-east and fire a force bolt at Toaster.
If Micelus is here, then double slash him and slash the death knight once. If he isn't then slash the death knight three times.
Double slice that Death Knight!
Sadly, my "Cursed by the RNG" debuff reared its ugly head after taking one turn off. Oh well!
Waitlist!
Pick up the scroll, Lifedrinker and dagger, slash at Micelus with the axe if he is alive, else slash the death knight with the sword. Then transport to the sw and grab a soul.
Sacrafice myself to the Dark Powers to make the lives of living combatants aliving hellworse than usual!.
Charge at Spartan and interrupt his Force Bolt.
Grab a soul, then run to and attack Micelus. If he's not there, attack Death Knight.
Finish off Micelus with a Force Bolt. If he's already dead Force Bolt Bulldog
Request: Start an ordered "Death List" with an ordered list of casualties, with a blurb of how they died and optionally a link to their death.
As before, there are no new combatants in the last three turns of the round, both to prevent excessive kill-stealing and to help these last few actions pass more quickly.
Lurking no more, from the night comes forth to slay, in the name of glory, in the name of honor...
A challenger appears!
...on the waitlist.
Obligatory first-post intro: Hey guys, I've played DF for a month or three, took a break but found myself on bay12 for some reason reading stories and games like these because they're really awesome and stuff. Didn't really have a reason to register until now. I like games, Tarantino movies and enjoy listening to pretty much any kind of music as long as it's good. Favorites include Foo Fighters and Moby. btw, I've read monk's pokeyman story too. Yeah, that's pretty much it. I'd like to join the waitlist!
Thanks! By the way, I wonder if it would be a balanced/sensible idea to have players choose between light, medium or heavy characters. Light means more rolls or perhaps a damage and dodge modifier, whereas heavy has more hitpoints/armor value. But eh, on the other side, why change something that works? :)
Slash the death knight with the sword then twice with the axe. If it is dead then slash jacen with the axe if he is here, else transport to the sw and catch a soul.
Slash death knight twice, then run the the southwest. Attempt to keep lunch in stomach.
Do Nothing.
Spartan raised his hand and fired a point blank Force Bolt into G.
G is responsible for over 40% of the remaining player hit points- if he gets modkilled, there could easily be a player wipe or a last man standing. Can you win the round even if you die?
Erm, just throwing this out... I believe the Balrog is an easy kill at the moment, with only TWO health left! He's worth 5 points guys, FINISH HIM!
Strafe towards the potion, cast Fireball to the SW.
Blast Bulldog with a Force Bolt and run to grab the Healing potion for myself
Run to the NW then pick up and drink the potion. If G is here, then double slash him. Else transport his soul jar to me then run to SW and slash Jacen.
Heal myself through sheer will.
Bulldog- If you win, how deadly is the arena going to be? (Totally not asking because I want the waitlist to cycle back to me, nope nope)
Bulldog- If you win, how deadly is the arena going to be? (Totally not asking because I want the waitlist to cycle back to me, nope nope)A pillowfightIt should be a dungeon, filled with deadly traps and dangerous monsters, as well as cursed and enchanted items. The spectator should be a wizard, who should teleport in randomly and cast various spells. In addition to picking a item, the players should choose a class, either fighter, thief or mage.
So basically Deadly Dungeons of Doom.
Any good?
Run to the NE and slash Spartan three times with the axe.
Bulldog- If you win, how deadly is the arena going to be? (Totally not asking because I want the waitlist to cycle back to me, nope nope)A pillowfightIt should be a dungeon, filled with deadly traps and dangerous monsters, as well as cursed and enchanted items. The spectator should be a wizard, who should teleport in randomly and cast various spells. In addition to picking a item, the players should choose a class, either fighter, thief or mage.
So basically Deadly Dungeons of Doom.
Any good?
Run to the NE and slash Spartan three times with the axe.
Now THAT could be interesting. :)
Force Bolt Bulldog as he charges me
Attempt to knock Bulldog unconscious then use his body for a meat shield.
Run to the NE and slash Spartan three times with the axe.
HAHAHAHAHA. VICTORY(as in not defeat)
It should be a dungeon, filled with deadly traps and dangerous monsters, as well as cursed and enchanted items. The spectator should be a wizard, who should teleport in randomly and cast various spells. In addition to picking a item, the players should choose a class, either fighter, thief or mage.
Almost got you, Spartan. :P
@Monk, I was thinking of Nethack when I typed that up. This should be interesting. :D
Question: If there were any items that were dropped in the last round(such as the swordchucks and sythe), can we call dibs on them? If so, I want them for next round.
Whichever death wins will bestow ONE POINT upon the deceased, and ONE POINT on the killerSo, two points for me, then? :P
It should be a dungeon, filled with deadly traps and dangerous monsters, as well as cursed and enchanted items. The spectator should be a wizard, who should teleport in randomly and cast various spells. In addition to picking a item, the players should choose a class, either fighter, thief or mage.
This is amazing. I cannot wait until everybody who's playing dies. I want in! :/...
If I roll a thief, will I somehow be able to hide into the shadows(and maybe get a bonus)?
I'm shocked that the [REDACTED] hasn't been picked.
Dammit i wanted that armour oh well just have to steal it from his cold dead body now
Buncha boring fighters!
/me cheers for the RNG!
You should pick Xom.
THIS WILL BE FUNNNNNNNNNN!! seriously though what exactly can the random number god do for me?
Investigate the Alter
Look at the boulder
SLASH THE GOBLIN! SLASH SLASH!
Cast protection, then open the door to the east and walk through. If it's locked, try the north door, then the south door if that one is locked. If they are all locked then Force Bolt the east door until I can get through.
Open the door, burn out any torches, go into a defensive stance if I see anything hostile.
I got it.
I like this round's setup. Hurry up and die so I can get in it
Go to the east room
RAAAAH! YOU CAN'T DO THAT! SLASH THE GOBLIN! SLASH SLASH SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!
Is there any cooldown on magic?
Cast protection again if not, then do a spot check on the room, move the boulder to check if there is anything under it and pick up the wand. If I found a secret door, then open or blast it if it is locked then go through. If not, then head back south and try the south door.
Pray at the Alter for upgraded Weapons and Armor
Kill the cyote.
Move into the next room
Grab my bloody sword and kick open the north door, taking both the dagger and wand and throwing them into the room to look for traps.
Cut the cyote's head off.
Go east again
Force bolt the mold, then get out of the pit. If the mold is still alive, then force bolt it until it isn't.
If you're attacked by the same being that is the mod's avatar, be afraid. Be very afraid.
This is pissing me off.
Continue to strike the coyote again until he is dead. DEAD, I SAY, DEAD!
Ah, I forgot about that.
Force bolt the east mold until dead, or it multiplies. If it dead, then go east, checking for traps before entering the room. If it multiplies, then retreat to the north. Once there, close the door and write Elbereth in the dust with my finger, then write or engrave it again over that with the wand.
Walk down the room and investigate the Alter and Door.
HOW DARE THEY SCRATCH ME! GO INTO A SLASHING FUUURRRYYY! SLASH SLASH SLASH SLASH!
Look at the scroll. If it appears safe to pick up pick it up if not look at the other boulders.
Go to the west door, check for traps, disarm traps, open door slowly, peek through and check for traps. Put up defensive stance if hostiles are spotted.
Force bolt the east door down, then go through, checking for traps before entering the room.
Get the Bear Trap off my leg
read the scroll
Kick open the western door, and attempt to grab and bodily throw a mane in to check for traps.
Well it was a scroll of teleporting i was not expecting that at all. Also did you just make a joke about dwarf fortress horses?
Slash the horse
Take a rest and heal up.
Cast protection and try to disarm the mine.
Try the mane-throwing again! If that fails, SLASH EVERYTHING!
That Gas Spore annoys me, slash it with my Blessed Sword. Then leave the room.
Well it was a scroll of teleporting i was not expecting that at all. Also did you just make a joke about dwarf fortress horses?
Slash the horse
Sorry for the double post, but could you add the turn number to the title Monk?
Smash the gray ooze with the pommel of my sword, make sure to avoid getting any of the ooze on my blade
Boot open the door to the north, trying to bat a mane into the room to test for traps by slashing it.
Head for the hidden north door.
Ok that's it you pissed me off horse.
Grab the wand and blast that damn horse with it
Cast protection yet again and head east. Check for traps before entering.
Theodolus the Rogue enters the dungeon, bearing a Poisoned Dagger!
A slender, short man, fond of drink, but who is tragically unable to hold his liqueur.
Eh? Wot's all this then?
Finish off the ooze with another bash with the pommel. Then fall into a stance where I could counter any of the orc's blows
SCREAMING AND IN AN UTTERLY SLASHY FUUUURRRYYYY, BURST OUT OF THE CLOUD IN A SLASHY RAGE WHILE PRAYING TO SLASHY-SLASH DURING THE SCREAMY SLASHY RAGE FOR HEALTH SO I MAY KEEP ON SLASHING SLASHY-SLASH'S ENEMIES AND GET HIM THE AMULET!!!!!!!!!!
Try the north door. If it is locked, try the south one. If both are locked, force bolt the north one down and go through, checking for traps as usual.
Pray for healing.
Well, I s'pose it wouldn't hurt to have a blessing on me, would it?
Pick up the wand, pray at the altar, go south
Back on the waitlist.
I was a man of many talents.
But way of the warrior, death of the warrior. Slashes to ashes.
Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.
Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.
And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.
Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.
And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.
Whenever I read the turns of this RTD, I can't help but imagine it being narrated by two sports commentators, cracking wise at the gladiators. Complete with instant replays.
And with you decapitating yourself in slo-mo with the action run backwards and forwards several times.
And when I read that, I imagine the twosportscommentators to be Statler and Waldorf (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExHOGma4eqc).
Search for that trap. If I find it, try to lead the blob into it, then force bolt it twice. If I don't, then just force bolt it twice.
"Gah! Bloody spider!" Slash at the spider. Then crush it under the heel of my boot.
Slash the horse again
Bash the ooze. Slash the orc
Joemoben
Pink
Figured I'd get involved in this being as i at least read all of monks otherRTD's let's plays and You are's!
Slash the orc captain to death
Pray for a blessing at the altar, then head east, checking for traps at the other end.
Seriously, why did it have to be a spider? Couldn't it have been a nice blob or orc or something. Keeping an eye out for further traps/hidden things, pick up the wand and then pray for a blessing at the altar. Then South!
Cut off one of the horse's legs
Pony: Stalemate of the Century
Waitlist for next round plox.
In!
Rogue
Amulet of ESP
slash the bat to death, then head east.
Go Northward, but be wary of Traps
Break off and retrace my steps. Try to escape back into 69
Head back west, then check if the blob left a "corpse" or not.
If so, offer it on the altar.
If not, head south then south again, checking for traps in the new room.
Try to cut off one of the horse's legs again.
Head back to 12 and search for any hidden doors.
Grab the Oaken Wand, then head back to room 8 and sense for life in the room to the west before cautiously entering said room.
Charge the horse and blast in the face with the wand
Oh and also. Horse why u no die?
Slash the Captain to death
Go Northward, but be wary of Traps
Monk, did I get completely wiped from the waitlist or just get bumped back a few notches? My ability connect is finally back and I just wanted to know if I have to cycle through again.
Well since I'm close to it i guess i shall
Punch the horse in the face
First combat rule of bay 12 games if at first you don't succeed do something ridiculous because that just might work
Slash the Orc Again
Sneak after adwarf and stab him in the back! Then use the slender wand on him.
Cast protection, then try to sneak to 36. If I'm seen, run to 36. If I'm forced to fight, then force bolt the orc twice.
If I make it, then head west, watching for traps.
...Reconnecting...
Punch the horse again.
Well i would say that if there was a most dwarfiest moment award this would qualify.
Cast protection, then go carefully down the stairs, alert for anything.
Orc Captain, stab, now
Stab adwarf again, then kill the damn shrieker.
X.X
Bob follows up on his advantage, punching the pony! [6]vs[4]-2 He strikes the pony in the head, shattering the skull and jamming the skull into the brain, tearing the brain!
The pony has been struck down! Bob gets his TWO POINTS! Now he just needs to figure out how to get out of here...
The pony in 9 kicks at Bob in rage and confusion, [3]-2vs[6] but Bob easily avoids the blow! The pony bites, [5]-2-1vs[4] but completely misses!
Bob follows up on his advantage, punching the pony! [6]vs[4]-2 He strikes the pony in the head, shattering the skull and jamming the skull into the brain, tearing the brain!
The pony has been struck down! Bob gets his TWO POINTS! Now he just needs to figure out how to get out of here...
And then a little later...The pony in 9 kicks at Bob in rage and confusion, [3]-2vs[6] but Bob easily avoids the blow! The pony bites, [5]-2-1vs[4] but completely misses!
Is there something you're not telling us about this pony, Monk? ???
Head NW, while remaining wary of traps.
(The Wizard is gone for now, right?)
Name: DrPoo
Colour: THIS REALLY COLOURFUL COLOUR THAT COLOURS
Dwarfiest moment would be me bursting out of the fog cloud. >.>
Name: DrPoo
Colour: THIS REALLY COLOURFUL COLOUR THAT COLOURS
Waitlisted!
WHICH REMINDS ME- DRAIGNEAN! Purely superficial color preference for your robe and wizard's hat?
New action.
Quickly fire a force bolt at the location I last saw the Wizard, then, if I don't hit anything, carefully look around for anything odd in the air.
If I find him, then force bolt the heck out of him.
If I don't, then hurry to the NW, checking for traps if I still have time.
Dual cast MAGIC MISSILE (one on each) at the two slimes blocking the eastern exit!
Rest in the room
Proceed through 7 to 52 and then go north, checking for life signs before entering each room.
...
I'm shocked that the [REDACTED] hasn't been picked.
I'm shocked that the [REDACTED] hasn't been picked.
Congrats, Draignean- you finally picked what I meant back there. It's nice and deadly, I see.
Also, the Wizard totally sucked at doing anything impressive. What a pansy.
Feel around the area the wizard was (ew) for any invisible items then head NW, checking for traps.
Now. Zap the horse with the wand and find a way out.
Loot the Wizard's remains, visible or invisible, then head NW, checking for traps.
Proceed to 52, and then, checking for creatures first, go north.
Exit through the slightly slimy eastern door. Celebrate victory while still remaining wary.
O-shit sorry guys. Name the gas spore Richard and make him my companion, and also Pray at the alter again for a better weapon
[Spartan] prays at the altar, [1]-1 and a booming voice announces "Thou hast angered me, mortal!" A black glow surrounds Spartan as his Ring of Regeneration becomes cursed! It tightens painfully on his finger, becoming impossible to remove- Spartan gets the sinking feeling that there could be more bad side-effects...
[Spartan] prays at the altar, [1]-1 and a booming voice announces "Thou hast angered me, mortal!" A black glow surrounds Spartan as his Ring of Regeneration becomes cursed! It tightens painfully on his finger, becoming impossible to remove- Spartan gets the sinking feeling that there could be more bad side-effects...
Party foul! (Does that actually make sense outside my own head?)
Double Force bolt the gray slime, if it dies then go west into 52. BEING CAREFUL THIS TIME!
Cast protection, then force bolt the vortex while backing away, then run back SE, then SW. Try to keep an eye out for traps.
Move to 29 and read the runes on the wand
Go into 36 with my sword drawn and Richard at my side.
Sneak North, trying to avoid detection. Once in the room, if still undetected, slash the enemy with my dagger twice. If spotted fire the oaken wand at it, then slash with the dagger.
Pat Richard affectionately and move into room 94
NOOOOOOO!!! RICHARD WHYYYYYYYYYYPat Richard affectionately and move into room 94
[1] You pat him affectionately! Your spiked gauntlets penetrate his exterior! He explodes in a ball of flame! 2d6: [5][6] You take ELEVEN DAMAGE. You die...
So who's taking a long time player or monk
So who's taking a long time player or monk
monk12 cancels Update: Interrupted by Dwarf Fortress
Once I get the "new version binge" out of my system, we'll be back on track.
So who's taking a long time player or monk
monk12 cancels Update: Interrupted by Dwarf Fortress
Once I get the "new version binge" out of my system, we'll be back on track.
Ah yes i guessed that was what happened. on the subject have you become a necromancer or vampire yet or slayed either?
I too wish to see this continued.I'll throw my voice in on this sentiment as well.
I too wish to see this continued.I'll throw my voice in on this sentiment as well.