Light a match. Don't eat the lit match.
it is almost time for school.(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/385/912/a51.jpg)
And magic class.(or chem if you're boring)
Attend firearms trainingWHICH ONE DO I SUPPORT?!
BOTH!And magic class.(or chem if you're boring)Attend firearms trainingWHICH ONE DO I SUPPORT?!
Command:What's a paladinYou aren't entirely sure. What do you do?
I have a strange feeling where this is going, and I want no part of it.I'm pretty sure this is a Slenderman game.
I have a strange feeling where this is going, and I want no part of it.I'm pretty sure this is a Slenderman game.
Why did we lose a match if it was a dream?Maybe we only had 9 to begin with?
You must have woken up and used one to get to the bathroom.Who uses matches to get to the bathroom? Is this 1813 and not 2013? If so, let's avoid those colonies, the Brittish are going to take them back any month now and we don't want to be around when that happens.
> Acknowledge compliment from burn victim.+1
Quote from: Karnewarrior on Today at 04:22:42 pm
You must have woken up and used one to get to the bathroom.
Who uses matches to get to the bathroom? Is this 1813 and not 2013? If so, let's avoid those colonies, the Brittish are going to take them back any month now and we don't want to be around when that happens
Besides being half asleep, the switch for your room light is on the other side of the room from the bathroom, near the door. You're grumpy if you haven't had enough sleep and probably didn't want to bother with walking across the room twice. There's almost no way it was a significant event.Well now we know the plot revolves around the bathroom lightswitch! Go examine your house's fusebox!
Which, the part where we lost a match or how it's kinda dumb to carry around lit matches to light your way?QuoteQuote from: Karnewarrior on Today at 04:22:42 pmWhat event are you referring to?
You must have woken up and used one to get to the bathroom.
Who uses matches to get to the bathroom? Is this 1813 and not 2013? If so, let's avoid those colonies, the Brittish are going to take them back any month now and we don't want to be around when that happens
There's almost no way it was a significant event.Spoiler alert: It is a significant event.
Which, the part where we lost a match or how it's kinda dumb to carry around lit matches to light your way?No, which historical event?
Um...Japanese mythology.Sure this.
The War of 1812.QuoteWhich, the part where we lost a match or how it's kinda dumb to carry around lit matches to light your way?No, which historical event?
1813 is exactly 200 years ago, and the War of 1812 ran a couple years over schedule.Why did you say 1813 if you were thinking about the war of 1812?The War of 1812.QuoteWhich, the part where we lost a match or how it's kinda dumb to carry around lit matches to light your way?No, which historical event?
>Examine book on Noh Masks.Get a self help book on something useful, like firearms. The suggestion will never die!
You flip through the pages of a book on Youkai represented by wearing Noh Masks. There actually seem to be lots of such Youkai, but none are labeled as the SUICIDE MAN. His mask was too smooth as well; when he turned his head, the expression didn't change like it should have on a real Noh mask. It kept smiling, with that single cut still looking like a single tear.
You also fail to turn up any information on the DARK HAIRED GIRL. She's not in the book either.
You need to get to class soon. By this point you've almost wandered out of the mythology section and into self-help books. You could get one. Even if you're late, it's only art class. One or two minutes won't make much of a difference.
> Skip the books, go right to class.+1
Anything he feels like. Star Wars, perhaps.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Last night's nightmare. let's capture SUICIDE MAN on paper.> Paint the Suicide Man.
Hovering over your RUBY doll menacingly.Last night's nightmare. let's capture SUICIDE MAN on paper.> Paint the Suicide Man.
Check on your friends.
Rin> Check on Rin.
Ask Rin about her painting and try to smoothly glean information. Maybe she has the same dreams?
((Edit: I just remembered that we are mute. And she can't communicate in sign.
Fuck.))
^ This, but on a more specific topic, search for common japanese folklore, such as monsters or ghosts and spirits. Maybe we might be able to find what the suicide man REALLY is, as I'm sure "Suicide man" is a personal term of ours?
Also, go to the meeting place later, but bring the doll. It might be a trick, and the doll might have something to do with it.
> Notice that your DOLL is missing.
> Just wait for them.> and do a little jig.
Don't give any indication as to whether or not we DID bring the doll.
"I thought you wrote in the note that I had to leave it."
Something like that.
+1Don't give any indication as to whether or not we DID bring the doll.This works. We don't say either way whether or not we brought it.
"I thought you wrote in the note that I had to leave it."
Something like that.
Are we Princess Woona,Cause I think on moon and We have Underwaterbasket Weaver skills
U wot m8?
No no, don't punch him, the guy's blind for god sakes. It's a dick move, yes, but we're above that.
But I'm not past going and running to get the doll. It holds some importance, and it's necessary for something.
No no, don't punch him, the guy's blind for god sakes. It's a dick move, yes, but we're above that.
But I'm not past going and running to get the doll. It holds some importance, and it's necessary for something.
we're a mute girl, how hard could we possibly hit him? and I cant think of another way to tell him that wasn't okay that doesn't involve grabbing his hand and signing it to him.
edit: a slap maybe? too romantic for me (yes slaps are romantic damnit!)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
> Follow Hanako, (to witness a horrible murder and or suicide? a memory so painful it has been repressed until this very moment )
(also violently signing sounds like the perfect compromise to me, nice :D)
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Damn you, it sounds like little Bacon isn't going to make an appearance.
Because I'm sure it would get confusing for non KS-players to have 2 Hanako's in the story.
Did you have the idea of using KS as a setting all along, or did it just sort of happen?
Anyway, I really do like the direction this is heading. Keep on with it.
ITS A NOOSE! LEAP TACKLE!
watch silently in horror.Fuck Fate! WE WILL STOP THIS!
((it's a The Past sequence guys. We're being haunted by her.))
How do we know this is the past and not a dream sequence?watch silently in horror.Fuck Fate! WE WILL STOP THIS!
((it's a The Past sequence guys. We're being haunted by her.))
It is all truths!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
> Examine Shisa.
>Say hello. This is a dream, we can actually say it here. Ask why he's here.Why not +1
+2>Say hello. This is a dream, we can actually say it here. Ask why he's here.Why not +1
Inventory:
9 matches
note
Ruby Doll
No, No, Don't hug Hiki. Turn around and check the brazier. We have 1 more match than we should have, so there's something odd going on.
We need to establish he isn't the suicide man in disguise or something.
Wait, sewn shut? I see a theme in our dreams.if Hiki really is Hiki and for some reason we werent mad at him and felt romantically inclined. pointing at the lips of a blind guy wont do much, you'd have to touch him on the lips or something.
>Hug Hiki. Point at mouth.
Oh come on, don't make this romantic already.
Hiki and Daisy have only known eachother for like, a day.
Also, Hisao totally got laid.
Gotta love the healthy adolescent sex drive.
Oh come on, don't make this romantic already.Or it could just be a date with Rosie palms.
Hiki and Daisy have only known eachother for like, a day.
Also, Hisao totally got laid.
Gotta love the healthy adolescent sex drive.
Oh come on, don't make this romantic already.Or it could just be a date with Rosie palms.
Hiki and Daisy have only known eachother for like, a day.
Also, Hisao totally got laid.
Gotta love the healthy adolescent sex drive.
Doesn't mean they banging each other.Oh come on, don't make this romantic already.Or it could just be a date with Rosie palms.
Hiki and Daisy have only known eachother for like, a day.
Also, Hisao totally got laid.
Gotta love the healthy adolescent sex drive.
T'was Lilly's room.
It'll get the point across if her lips are sewn shut. We can also just tug on his sleeve if he isn't paying attention to us.
It'll get the point across if her lips are sewn shut. We can also just tug on his sleeve if he isn't paying attention to us.
that actually makes more sense than the romance I thought I read. I'm sorry for misunderstanding and misquoting you.
there is still the problem of trying to visually show something to a blind guy but meh. if you'd want to tell him your mouth is sewn shut. doing the sign language in palm thing is probably your best bet.
for now though. I think we should just observe Hiki and be a little on guard.
Inventory:
9 matches
note
Ruby Doll
No, No, Don't hug Hiki. Turn around and check the brazier. We have 1 more match than we should have, so there's something odd going on.
We need to establish he isn't the suicide man in disguise or something.
+1
Suicide men can be crafty asses. lets keep an eye on Hiki but keep our distance (hes still the ass that threw our doll of a roof and Im still sorta mad about that)
Inventory:
9 matches
note
Ruby Doll
No, No, Don't hug Hiki. Turn around and check the brazier. We have 1 more match than we should have, so there's something odd going on.
We need to establish he isn't the suicide man in disguise or something.
+1
Suicide men can be crafty asses. lets keep an eye on Hiki but keep our distance (hes still the ass that threw our doll of a roof and Im still sorta mad about that)
:X
oops
I meant 8 matches that was a accident...
Suicide Man, Giver of Light Sources.
Inventory:
9 matches
note
Ruby Doll
No, No, Don't hug Hiki. Turn around and check the brazier. We have 1 more match than we should have, so there's something odd going on.
We need to establish he isn't the suicide man in disguise or something.
+1
Suicide men can be crafty asses. lets keep an eye on Hiki but keep our distance (hes still the ass that threw our doll of a roof and Im still sorta mad about that)
:X
oops
I meant 8 matches that was a accident...
NINE MATCHES
IT MUST BE A SIGNNNNN
And on the second dream he said "Let there be matches!and creepy fucking friends"Suicide Man, Giver of Light Sources.
Inventory:
9 matches
note
Ruby Doll
No, No, Don't hug Hiki. Turn around and check the brazier. We have 1 more match than we should have, so there's something odd going on.
We need to establish he isn't the suicide man in disguise or something.
+1
Suicide men can be crafty asses. lets keep an eye on Hiki but keep our distance (hes still the ass that threw our doll of a roof and Im still sorta mad about that)
:X
oops
I meant 8 matches that was a accident...
NINE MATCHES
IT MUST BE A SIGNNNNN
Good job, ya fuckin' idiots. We knocked out a BLIND KID.Also get another suitably sized rock to chuck at the suicide man when he predictably comes out of nowhere. In fact, grab a few of them. And a sharp stick.
But then again, I don't think he would see that coming.
>Check to see if Hiki is okay.
Get Hiki into a clearing with good sight lines, assemble things to be used as weapons around you in case of an attack by Suicide. Take the brazier with you. Failing either of those things, trip over an unusually dense patch of air and fall on him suggestively, just has he is coming 'round.
EDIT: Following your falling on him, when he is confused, stutter and blush, and generally be embarrassed.
We can explore after minor romantic comedy ensues. With our new friend, who will totally not turn into the SM.Get Hiki into a clearing with good sight lines, assemble things to be used as weapons around you in case of an attack by Suicide. Take the brazier with you. Failing either of those things, trip over an unusually dense patch of air and fall on him suggestively, just has he is coming 'round.
EDIT: Following your falling on him, when he is confused, stutter and blush, and generally be embarrassed.
WE ARE NOT A PREPPER
This is a dream, let's go explore somewhere else. Maybe we'll have a revelation.
We can explore after minor romantic comedy ensues. With our new friend, who will totally not turn into the SM.Get Hiki into a clearing with good sight lines, assemble things to be used as weapons around you in case of an attack by Suicide. Take the brazier with you. Failing either of those things, trip over an unusually dense patch of air and fall on him suggestively, just has he is coming 'round.
EDIT: Following your falling on him, when he is confused, stutter and blush, and generally be embarrassed.
WE ARE NOT A PREPPER
This is a dream, let's go explore somewhere else. Maybe we'll have a revelation.
RED IS THE COLOUR OF LOVE!We can explore after minor romantic comedy ensues. With our new friend, who will totally not turn into the SM.Get Hiki into a clearing with good sight lines, assemble things to be used as weapons around you in case of an attack by Suicide. Take the brazier with you. Failing either of those things, trip over an unusually dense patch of air and fall on him suggestively, just has he is coming 'round.
EDIT: Following your falling on him, when he is confused, stutter and blush, and generally be embarrassed.
WE ARE NOT A PREPPER
This is a dream, let's go explore somewhere else. Maybe we'll have a revelation.
NO ROMANCE
RED IS THE COLOUR OF LOVE!We can explore after minor romantic comedy ensues. With our new friend, who will totally not turn into the SM.Get Hiki into a clearing with good sight lines, assemble things to be used as weapons around you in case of an attack by Suicide. Take the brazier with you. Failing either of those things, trip over an unusually dense patch of air and fall on him suggestively, just has he is coming 'round.
EDIT: Following your falling on him, when he is confused, stutter and blush, and generally be embarrassed.
WE ARE NOT A PREPPER
This is a dream, let's go explore somewhere else. Maybe we'll have a revelation.
NO ROMANCE
Oh you'll come around just like every other tsundere out there.RED IS THE COLOUR OF LOVE!We can explore after minor romantic comedy ensues. With our new friend, who will totally not turn into the SM.Get Hiki into a clearing with good sight lines, assemble things to be used as weapons around you in case of an attack by Suicide. Take the brazier with you. Failing either of those things, trip over an unusually dense patch of air and fall on him suggestively, just has he is coming 'round.
EDIT: Following your falling on him, when he is confused, stutter and blush, and generally be embarrassed.
WE ARE NOT A PREPPER
This is a dream, let's go explore somewhere else. Maybe we'll have a revelation.
NO ROMANCE
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOVE
Oh you'll come around just like every other tsundere out there.
Ahh, that was PERFECT!
You, sir, just made my day.
I just survived a ficBut of course, what else did you expect?
where red, blue, and romance where the main elements and you guys do THIS! ow...
I just survived a fic(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR9eU1rWLkViGiuWhkaUywWIDIuhqg15WS_gezJVO1woXhI_iHT)
where red, blue, and romance where the main elements and you guys do THIS! ow...
Good going, now he hates us.AM NO BE HUGGING
>Hug Hiki
Maybe he'll hate us less.
Note from Gamer: Sorry.
this entire physical contact thing is going to backfire :D, but go right ahead.Not a thing could go wrong with it. Everyone knows just how dastardly those dense air regions are.
Calmly prepare for school. Before leaving, lock fox inside.I vote for this, so long as there is a dense pocket of air that leads to a romantic encounter with the fox.
this is a brilliant masterplan and the best way for getting the most out of our time
also we will have a fox chilling in our room isn't that awesome
No romance. Just comfort. That's all I want her to have.
Let the fox in and spend a minute or two with it before class. If it wants to leave then, let it leave.
the fox should be Eiji(guardian)
+1the fox should be Eiji(guardian)
+1 to this.
+2+1the fox should be Eiji(guardian)
+1 to this.
waitWe need to weave ourselves a nice little bag to carry it in.
WAIT
Can we put the fox in our inventory?
why are we trying to lock a wild animals in our room? think of the damage it could do and the mess we'd inevitably have to clean up T.T
If we're talking with Hiki our first words/signs should be "I'm still pissed at you! (I want to throw a rock at your insenstive head!)" or well lets not dance around the fact that he owes us an apology.
(ps, I am having a horrible time keeping the characters apart T.T, its all a little alien to my western mind how do you other readers manage?)
Also, INTRODUCING THE NEW I-FOXAND IT BIGGER VERSION THE I-EIJI.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Don't walk to Hiki, but glance at him non-threateningly. Like a sad puppy.
...
Remove Hiki's eyes.
Look for blind fox. Notice its eyes are missing too.
HUZZA!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Yes. I like hiki. He's our guardian. Let's get Shanghai'dI'm not quite sure that the last bit is a good idea
I say we take the doll.
Shyly sign to Hiki.
"So, uhh... what is she... really like?"
Do something Russian.Meaning go shoot someone with awesome music playing in the background.
I was thinking a quart of vodka, but I s'pose that we can also shoot some pesky british spy.Do something Russian.Meaning go shoot someone with awesome music playing in the background.
(We have firearms training, right?)
Or we can do both!I was thinking a quart of vodka, but I s'pose that we can also shoot some pesky british spy.Do something Russian.Meaning go shoot someone with awesome music playing in the background.
(We have firearms training, right?)
Of course! Russians always shoot better when utterly shitfaced.Or we can do both!I was thinking a quart of vodka, but I s'pose that we can also shoot some pesky british spy.Do something Russian.Meaning go shoot someone with awesome music playing in the background.
(We have firearms training, right?)
That's why we drink all the vodka first. We spontaneously become russian, and can now automatically pull an AK-47 out of our ass. And have absolutely no erotic feelings about it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Okay let's do this.And ask if he's got any vodka on hand.
Cross your eyes and stick your tongue out at the new kid. Then smile sincerely and tell Hiki to introduce you to him.
As the only valid commands in the last string of posts asked for us to stop we will stop. I will ask you at least submit one serious command along with joke commands to both ease my GMing and allow your voice to be heard instead of largely ignored due to massive shitposting about russians.
>Stop.
You pout uselessly but agree to stop. [Tell him I'm sorry.] You sign begrudgingly.
Hiki translates. "My friend would like to apologize, er, Hisao, was it? She was only having a bit of fun." You give Hisao your largest puppydog eyes. He seems to melt.
"Oh. No problem." Great, now he's looking at you like you're a piece of meat. You bet he's the type to cheat on his girlfriend and call it "comforting a friend".
It turns out Lilly was headed to the convience store, which is Hisao's destination as well, and on the route to Hiki's vet office. The conversation drifts to mundane things, and you get used to having Hiki translate your signs. You're an unlikely couple, but you're growing to like having his hand so nearby. There's something comforting about his figure.
You leave Hisao and Lilly by the Aura Mart, and continue on a little ways further into town. A light turns green ahead of you, and you stop at a posted light... allowing you to eavesdrop on two old crones sitting at the bus stop.
"Look, Miyuki, some kids from the cripple school." The what.
"What did you say, Siyonji?"
"I said it's some kids from Yamaku, you deaf old bat!"
"I heard you the first time, you dumb old bird. I was confused as to why you would use such a horrible word." You are suddenly very much a fan of Miyuki.
"What, cripple? They are!" Technicalities, Siyonji. At least you don't have a horrible made-up name.
"My husband served fourty years in the defense force! Lost his legs in NAM!" Good for you Miyuki! Tell her girl.
"An' he's a hero! Ain't nobody sayin' they can't do things." Besides you.
"Besides you!" Miyuki echoes. You fight against pumping your fist.
"I ain't saying nothing, you just mishearin' me 'cause yer ears got fifty years 'a wax in 'em."
"My ears ain't got nuffink to do with it. You're just an idiot." Miyuki takes the offensive, standing (though highly hunched over.) up off the bench.
Siyonji stands up as well, glaring at Myuki through coke-bottle glasses. Her crabby lips quivering with rage. "I ain't stupid, you are, an' you losing yer old head if you think I'm gonna just sit around an' take it!"
"You'll take anyfink I dish out 'cause I'm the only friend you got left that ain't dead yet!"
A soft beep sounds as the two old women begin to bash each other with their purses, and Hiki starts dragging you away down the street against your will. There's no way he didn't hear that. No possible way. He has better hearing than you do, he had to have. But instead of letting you stay to watch the best fight ever (Miyuki has pulled out a plastic T-rex and is using it to bludgeon Siyonji) he's dragging you away.
Thus it is with a dejected and subdued manner you enter the Vet's office and sit down to make your appointment. You keep wondering what madness must be happening. And if there may be a rubber chicken involved.
With a start, you recognize someone; It looks like Yuuko is manning the front of the office! It's odd, though. She seems a bit more confident. Still, she hasn't seen you come in. Should you say Hi?Spoiler: Daisy (click to show/hide)
Not the best, but he works.+1 to that. And geniuses often have trouble with what we'd call social skills. He could very well be a magnificent doctor.
Take Hiki to room. Tell him about your nightmares about the suicide man. Describe the suicide man to him.
Unless there's class next. Then power through class and then do the above.
our room is still a mess due to fox mayhem. It would be terrible to have a boy.. well not see that, but experience the mess? what would he think we're some kind of slob?I think the idea was seduction. Sex on rooftops, although questionably romantic, is also rather...illegal. And public. Which makes it illegal.
hell no we cant take hiki to our room!
edit:
maybe we can take him to the roof or something?
I wasn't before, but I am now.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That could work...The link would be like a 'disable adult content' button. No one can get offended by it unless they really want to be then.
+1...
lol jk but we should have a rated PG romance here so no one gets "offended".
"U-um... what do we talk about... like this? I-I-It's not like I haven't done it before or anything..."Smalltalkception.
Daisy doesn't seem like one to like coffee, and if she did, she would probably want some sweet stuff in there.She may not like coffee, but she would love an espresso.
But yeah, MOE MODE ON HIKI.
[YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]Unfortunately we don't have any shades on us, so we can't do this.
We could take Hiki's shades.[YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]Unfortunately we don't have any shades on us, so we can't do this.
It not a date its an incredibly sleezy one night stand with dinner.
Nothing more, nothing less, its just sex...
No its toataly a date!
get that poor girl under the umbrella! its a tight squeeze but still (rin was a girl right?) (armless?)Yeah, and imagine what kind of fun relationships this could possibly lead to!
...
and also tell her to knock when Emi has visitors!!
Aww. I was hoping we got better. Then we could be even more of a medical freak.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Have Hiki help with the art and then walk him back.
Fumble around. If it's STILL dark, or you can't feasibly move about with feeling, light a match.
Search for light switch, I think this may be our fox.
+1Search for light switch, I think this may be our fox.
I hope so, seeing as Daisies lips are threaded, this really is a dream though.
also, Read your note if there is enough light.
How is it possible for pulling out the suture to tear our lips off? That's not how it works.
>Examine Note
The note reads
Exrib DonooR ChuusiA nabu Set neasu ven aodmn snoammen velkkomen diysa ot lehl
broob nakur 900 no foro ghitnght P.doll S levae teh
You can't make heads nor tails of this!
>Approach shadowfox
The Shadowfox is revealed to Be Eiji. He is staring out of the window with great intensity.
You attempt to look out the window. The Window attempts to look out of you.
You will no longer attempt to look out of the window.
Burn finger on match. If it hurts, this is real.
If it doesn't, then pet Eiji. Dreams can't REALLY hurt us.
I keep expecting things to escalate.
try to decipher the markings?
No, remember, Suicide Man isn't here. That means he isn't a part of this dream sequence.I keep expecting things to escalate.
try to decipher the markings?
But What if we Read therm, could bad thing happend so take more Safe route,Not Read marking,Cause it could be the red marker and then we brainwash that Bad,mmmm okay
Grab it, we need it to light up the dark.The light is on
Grab it, we need it to light up the dark.The light is on
Light match. Combine match and torch. Bash SUICIDE MAN on snout/tentacle/face with matchtorch assembly.+1 to that. But be sure to jab him with the burn-y side. And be careful not to burn ourselves. We don't want to end up looking like Hanoko.
Try signing with the suicide man, [can you show me Hana-chan?] its okay, you can be afraid.But this time, with the real suicide man.
Wait, if everything that happens in dreams reflects in real life...I'm afraid your internal organs appear to have stopped working. There is no medical explanation.
Hyperventilate to test lungs. Check pulse. Inspect chest for cavities.
workout -> shower -> class.
O ya Emi....Also ask why she's skipping class
Ask her if she wants to have one of her world famous pillow fights! ^_^
how about a soapy shower scene? j/k (sorta)Although that would be fun, with whom would we be engaging in intercourse with?
anyway, we cleared our mind a little. dont wanna be feeling icky and sweaty for the rest of the day.
uhm..? nobody?how about a soapy shower scene? j/k (sorta)Although that would be fun, with whom would we be engaging in intercourse with?
anyway, we cleared our mind a little. dont wanna be feeling icky and sweaty for the rest of the day.
Shower, then go to art class, tell hiki about the freaky ass nightmare we had. Optionally tell him about the one we knocked him out it.
Ok heres the game plan for tonight...Finally, firearms training!
The SUICIDEMAN is in DAISY"S dream meaning DAISY has some controll over the events right?
So when we fall asleep kee thinking about an AK-47 so when you do fall asleep it will magily be in the room!
Yeahhh, bind that wood.
But no, we should run a one-girl silent maid cafe.
YesssssssYeahhh, bind that wood.
But no, we should run a one-girl silent maid cafe.
+1.
YesssssssYeahhh, bind that wood.
But no, we should run a one-girl silent maid cafe.
+1.
No. No. Back up. BACK UP. WE DON'T WANT TO BE A SCHIZOPHRENIC!
Use a match. Light her on fire.
WE STILL HAVE MORALS OH MY GOD WE CAN'T JUST COMMIT MURDER.
I once again invoke the code of the Guid of Pyromaniacs:WE STILL HAVE MORALS OH MY GOD WE CAN'T JUST COMMIT MURDER.
oh shush, it's just arson, everyone loves arson
You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.Face your fear! If this was DF you wouldn't be selected to survive!
You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.Yes.
You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.
You're setting the girl who's likely to be fearful of CANDLES on fire.
i know i'm going to regret this, but i'm hoping the gm has a contingency plan in case of this very scenario
evil feels so sweet though
I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.President vetoes, everyone vote to overturn.
I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.Majority of Congress supports arson. YOUR VETO HOLDS NO SWAY.
Maturity? THIS! IS! BAY12!I veto all arson, let's be mature here guys.President vetoes, everyone vote to overturn.
+1 to arson.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8K5Q-Nrbi0Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.
Friend, are you drunk, high or just stupid?Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.
Mature,Pray tell what you mean.I don't understand about maturity cause we act normal Adults who Play game on Interweb to me
Maturity is Subjective,I wonder Is was Your Idea of Maturity isFriend, are you drunk, high or just stupid?Guys seriously, this is stupid. We are not the upper forums. Go back there if you want to pretend to be brutal and hardcore. Most people here are smarter than that. Krane and others work hard on these games and probably don't want you guys to a t like this. Bat 12 has a reputation for being a mature place in the sea of idoicy that is the Internet, don't fuck that up.
Mature,Pray tell what you mean.I don't understand about maturity cause we act normal Adults who Play game on Interweb to me
Sigging this.WE STILL HAVE MORALS OH MY GOD WE CAN'T JUST COMMIT MURDER.
oh shush, it's just arson, everyone loves arson
Hey how about we just bow and walk away?Right, so we light her up as an offering to the suicide man, do some occult chanting, bow respectfully, and bug out.
I think that's reasonable.
offer her one of your snacks. and then leave her alone.Which is why we get pen and notepad for everyone else.
it sure is frustrating not being able to communicate. we probably scared her and we can't even apologise normally.
have the sads while you walk home?
The bag is heavier because you put the candy bar back in it. Stop being ridiculous and set it on fire already.You misspelled her.
did you just steal her bag by accident Daisy?
*inspect bag, and check for threaded lips*
Is it now a reasonable idea to burn the mask?Yes, stabbing it with the scissors or throwing it in a river are equally good.
Well she helped sew our lips shut and cut out all our organs, for one.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Made us mute. She also probably rejected our attempt at friendship at one point or another.Well she helped sew our lips shut and cut out all our organs, for one.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
...Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
What about the magical weaving we're supposedly gonna be doing eventually?Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
We considered lighting a burn victim on fire. We do magical stuff because we're evil.What about the magical weaving we're supposedly gonna be doing eventually?Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
Okay. But if we did that then we really need to get our evil on. I'm sure we could always burn down a house full of puppies.We considered lighting a burn victim on fire. We do magical stuff because we're evil.What about the magical weaving we're supposedly gonna be doing eventually?Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
Good idea, the puppies would grow into those dogs who hate us.Okay. But if we did that then we really need to get our evil on. I'm sure we could always burn down a house full of puppies.We considered lighting a burn victim on fire. We do magical stuff because we're evil.What about the magical weaving we're supposedly gonna be doing eventually?Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
Which means we have justification for getting into our preferred line of work, which is obviously animal control.Good idea, the puppies would grow into those dogs who hate us.Okay. But if we did that then we really need to get our evil on. I'm sure we could always burn down a house full of puppies.We considered lighting a burn victim on fire. We do magical stuff because we're evil.What about the magical weaving we're supposedly gonna be doing eventually?Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
Which means we have justification for getting into our preferred line of work, which is obviously animal control.Good idea, the puppies would grow into those dogs who hate us.Okay. But if we did that then we really need to get our evil on. I'm sure we could always burn down a house full of puppies.We considered lighting a burn victim on fire. We do magical stuff because we're evil.What about the magical weaving we're supposedly gonna be doing eventually?Because it got heavy. All magical shit be evil, yo.But we're gonna need to explain why it was evil....Find Hanako at the dorms, apologize for somehow taking her bag, and give it back. Ask why she needed these things, also, if she inquires into the missing mask, tell her we destroyed it because of the dreams we have been having.
+1, as awkward and ridiculous this is going to be.
this sounds good, armed with a pen and notepad, we dont need to tell her about the dreams. just that the mask was evil maybe
Can we not talk and art at the same time? We're female, for god's sake, we can multitask.Art takes hands. Talking takes hands(for us). Ergo we can't really talk at all, besides, you know what they say about pictures and word count.
Can we not talk and art at the same time? We're female, for god's sake, we can multitask.No, because there is very little difference between a male's and a female's brain. Therefore, if a man cannot talk and "art" at the same time neither can women.
He's just Tsundere. It's adorable.
Tell him about both.
Smile at the novelty of the dream. Pretend that you're a ballerina, like one of those figurines you see on pianos in cartoons.+1 for morale.
Set the noose on fire.+1 to setting things on fire. Always.
Remember what it was like to kiss Hiki for the first time. Remember what it felt like to dance on the piano with him.Yes, THEN BURN THOSE MEMORIES.
...AS FUEL, SYMBOLICALLY, AS THE "FIRE OF LIFE"! AS IN WILL TO LIVE. NO PSYCHOPATHY, DAMNIT!Remember what it was like to kiss Hiki for the first time. Remember what it felt like to dance on the piano with him.Yes, THEN BURN THOSE MEMORIES.
THEN USE THAT FEUL TO POWER YOUR MIND FLAMETHROWER!...AS FUEL, SYMBOLICALLY, AS THE "FIRE OF LIFE"! AS IN WILL TO LIVE. NO PSYCHOPATHY, DAMNIT!Remember what it was like to kiss Hiki for the first time. Remember what it felt like to dance on the piano with him.Yes, THEN BURN THOSE MEMORIES.
I... AM OK WITH THIS.THEN USE THAT FEUL TO POWER YOUR MIND FLAMETHROWER!...AS FUEL, SYMBOLICALLY, AS THE "FIRE OF LIFE"! AS IN WILL TO LIVE. NO PSYCHOPATHY, DAMNIT!Remember what it was like to kiss Hiki for the first time. Remember what it felt like to dance on the piano with him.Yes, THEN BURN THOSE MEMORIES.
PANIC.
Will our ghost self be able to speak?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
try to find your way to the window by touch. if its still late at night there should be a moon out even if theres a power outage or anything... if its morning there should be a sun.
Strike a match.Then set the bed on fire.
we aren't close to a lot of guys. so yeah, I wouldnt be suprised if its Hiki.
it sounds like he snapped his neck instead of suffering a slow death... or he was killed and dumped here... Hanako? or was Hanako going to kill herself?
Remember the name of the girl we're in the room with. If we're cheating on Daisy we must resolve to kill ourselves. And shall pay penance for our adultery with fire. In laymans terms, light ourselves aflame.
MaybeDaisy will not tolerate such adultery.
We shouldn't have Hiki kill himself?
If hes already dead it seems kinda overkill....
Uh, how about we ask what she's doing?
Don't indulge Miki with a perverse guessing game of the dead.If we can't burn people to death then we'll engage in perverse guessing games
Out with it, what are you talking about what happened? who died?
TIN TIN!I have not be paying attention, when did
What if it was a tranny? Or she cut of her tits?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Maybe she had a really flat chest.Way to be practical man. way to be practical.
yeah, go find her and speak with her, starting with actual voice, whats the worse that could happen? she walks away?Well, finding her may be a tetch difficult
dont be a wuss.
He he... maybe we should do a fan made H-scene?And now the reason for the antagonist having tentacles comes to light.
Maybe some fan art...
Still though, does the not-update mean that this thread is back?It means it's getting close. If the weekends turn out to be as devoid of important things as I think they will be, that's probably the time the updates will happen.
Huzzah! He survived! Welcome back.
BTW, you got me to play a little Katawa Shoujo.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ermahgerd Karne is/not back!D: my Bamboo didn't work, so I was forced to MSPaint that with my laptop touchpad.
Also, nice poem. The art, less so.
That it is.Somehow both difficult and incredibly easy at the same time. It's weird.
Also, everybody knows Kenji is the best of them all.
So, how was boot camp?
I think you're the last one to still have an avatar from the monochrome fad times~It was only a little bit.
It's kind of cute, like meeting a time traveler who writes stories aboutdisabled girls that are set on fireokay let's skip that part
Get torch from Hammerspace.Get flamethrower from Hammerspace
So we're following something we can't identify, in a place we can't see clearly, in the shower?
Oh god. Run run run. Wait, let's go. We must kill Kenji, so that no one can discover the feminist conspiracy.So we're following something we can't identify, in a place we can't see clearly, in the shower?
tactical kenji inbound to your position
You yelp slightly and release the penis.
2/Get the fuck outta there
This may be a good idea as well...
4/Schedule an emergency appointment with the therapist, for as soon as possible
5/ Don't schedule an appointment. Break his fucking door down.+1
Wow I picked an odd time to jump back in this...+1
DONT REACH FOR THE LIGHT WE MAY BE DEAD!
Check to see if dead and if not reach for light.
FORGET EVERYTHING AND EAT CHOCOLATES!!!!
Give me the Chocolate Hisao I don't even know who you are *slap gulp belch*
Read all the cards
Go to hiki. Also, insist that we didn't try to kill ourselves. Inform her(?) of what we remember happening.Problems
Insist on seeing a shrink of some kind. Someone who can make sense of all the dreams we've had up to this point.
It would make sense, I guess. Kenji's dick symbolizes everything that we fear and want nothing to do with ever.
Insist on seeing a shrink of some kind. Someone who can make sense of all the dreams we've had up to this point.
It would make sense, I guess. Kenji's dick symbolizes everything that we fear and want nothing to do with ever.
I have this strange feeling that you're seeing meaning where there is none.
((I think perhaps you all p̨̧̽ͯͫ̀ͫͮ̒̎͆̚҉͓̲̥̻̖͙͙͍̺̠̪͞o̸̶͇̺͙̙̲̗̞͕̘̩̱̥͔͚̼̺͙ͣ̏̂ͧͨͫ̐̈ͮͥͯͦ̎ͫ̆s̶̷̥̻͈͇̺̘͉̥̺̬̟͚͎̪̲͉̎̔͂ͣ̉̿͋ͯ̉̓ͤ̒͒ͥ͊ͨ̚͘s̛͌͒̎͟͟͠͏̝̣͉̜̟̫̱̮̳͖͓̦̰̟̳i̴̡̼̰̥̜̟̞̹͕͙͙̗̎̓̾̅ͫ̆͌ͫ͊̾͌̑ͮ͆ͨ̀̀͟b̢̫̣̣̞̟͔̩ͦͯ͗͑̎̆̎ͥͨ̆̐ͪ̐̈́́̾̔́͜l̶̢ͤ̍͋͐̄ͯͦ̆̇̀̃̊̃ͣ͠҉͍͙̪̫y̿̎ͩ͒̓ͥ̐̔̃̀҉̢͎̞̠̺̤̖̮̟̰͔͍̠͙̭͔͘ ̸ͯ͂̃̉͊ͫͩ̾ͪ̉͏̶̢̣͙̖̩̩̞̘̠̭̮̱͇̳ͅò̢̦̤͓̝̠̮̰ͫ͊͐ͤ́̎ͬͬͭͩ͛̚͘͜͟ṽ̨̊ͫͤͤ͏̗͔͈͕̟̖̕e̾̽͊̂̏ͯ̚͢͏̸̴̡̺̝̬͎̹̲̮̰̟̩̺̺ṟ̼̠̼͎͚͔̰͈͍͚͉̖͙͉ͫ͆̃͌͐͊ͫ͐̕͝ͅe̸̵͉̱̫̮̘̥̫̮̱͍̻̲͗̊ͣ̔̿̇͛͒͆͌̾͛̄ͥ̽̈͌ͬs̎ͭ̂ͪ͂͑̈̎̄̋́̈̓́͢͢҉̛͖͍͈̜̩̪̗̱̯̦t̵̟͇͔̥̠̫͉̜̘̐͑ͧ́̒̋̓̓ͨ͜i̸̡̡̟͎̪͕̤̰͎͙̯̘̮̖̯̲̣ͭ̿̌̌̀͌ͯ͊͂͑̆ͯ̚̕͞m̧̨̌̋̈́͗̎ͨ͛̾̐̂ͬ̀͂͞͏̵̥̘̮̤̝a̴̻͎̖̖̙̥̞͙̖͈̥̮̳͇̰͕ͤͩ͋̃̋͛͒̈̏̽ͧ̓̀͟͝͝t̶͕̺̩̜̟͇̱̳͇̟̖̰̞͔̭͚̞̅͒̊̐̄̉͝ȇ̈́́̓͏͞҉̘͈͍̜̱̩͈̣̯͔̰̩͙ď̴̇ͥ͂̾̍͑̎̏̆̎̆͝͏̶̪̗͔̘͇̰̭̬͕̮̬͓̙̱́ The power of Kenjidick.The fuck is with the eldritch script there Karne?
((I think perhaps you all p̨̧̽ͯͫ̀ͫͮ̒̎͆̚҉͓̲̥̻̖͙͙͍̺̠̪͞o̸̶͇̺͙̙̲̗̞͕̘̩̱̥͔͚̼̺͙ͣ̏̂ͧͨͫ̐̈ͮͥͯͦ̎ͫ̆s̶̷̥̻͈͇̺̘͉̥̺̬̟͚͎̪̲͉̎̔͂ͣ̉̿͋ͯ̉̓ͤ̒͒ͥ͊ͨ̚͘s̛͌͒̎͟͟͠͏̝̣͉̜̟̫̱̮̳͖͓̦̰̟̳i̴̡̼̰̥̜̟̞̹͕͙͙̗̎̓̾̅ͫ̆͌ͫ͊̾͌̑ͮ͆ͨ̀̀͟b̢̫̣̣̞̟͔̩ͦͯ͗͑̎̆̎ͥͨ̆̐ͪ̐̈́́̾̔́͜l̶̢ͤ̍͋͐̄ͯͦ̆̇̀̃̊̃ͣ͠҉͍͙̪̫y̿̎ͩ͒̓ͥ̐̔̃̀҉̢͎̞̠̺̤̖̮̟̰͔͍̠͙̭͔͘ ̸ͯ͂̃̉͊ͫͩ̾ͪ̉͏̶̢̣͙̖̩̩̞̘̠̭̮̱͇̳ͅò̢̦̤͓̝̠̮̰ͫ͊͐ͤ́̎ͬͬͭͩ͛̚͘͜͟ṽ̨̊ͫͤͤ͏̗͔͈͕̟̖̕e̾̽͊̂̏ͯ̚͢͏̸̴̡̺̝̬͎̹̲̮̰̟̩̺̺ṟ̼̠̼͎͚͔̰͈͍͚͉̖͙͉ͫ͆̃͌͐͊ͫ͐̕͝ͅe̸̵͉̱̫̮̘̥̫̮̱͍̻̲͗̊ͣ̔̿̇͛͒͆͌̾͛̄ͥ̽̈͌ͬs̎ͭ̂ͪ͂͑̈̎̄̋́̈̓́͢͢҉̛͖͍͈̜̩̪̗̱̯̦t̵̟͇͔̥̠̫͉̜̘̐͑ͧ́̒̋̓̓ͨ͜i̸̡̡̟͎̪͕̤̰͎͙̯̘̮̖̯̲̣ͭ̿̌̌̀͌ͯ͊͂͑̆ͯ̚̕͞m̧̨̌̋̈́͗̎ͨ͛̾̐̂ͬ̀͂͞͏̵̥̘̮̤̝a̴̻͎̖̖̙̥̞͙̖͈̥̮̳͇̰͕ͤͩ͋̃̋͛͒̈̏̽ͧ̓̀͟͝͝t̶͕̺̩̜̟͇̱̳͇̟̖̰̞͔̭͚̞̅͒̊̐̄̉͝ȇ̈́́̓͏͞҉̘͈͍̜̱̩͈̣̯͔̰̩͙ď̴̇ͥ͂̾̍͑̎̏̆̎̆͝͏̶̪̗͔̘͇̰̭̬͕̮̬͓̙̱́ The power of Kenjidick.The fuck is with the eldritch script there Karne?
EDIT: Guys, please tell me that I'm not the only one seeing weird fonts here.
Tis called zalgotext and is a perfectly natural part of the internet. No need to panic.Wrre do I get this mysticle text?
Through the miracle that is Kenji's dick.Tis called zalgotext and is a perfectly natural part of the internet. No need to panic.Wrre do I get this mysticle text?
Through the miracle that is Kenji's dick.
Oh god where has this game gone?
The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.Through the miracle that is Kenji's dick.
Oh god where has this game gone?
exactly where i wanted it
GET THE MATCHES
The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!
Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?
Yes but this time it MAY solve all our problems.The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!
Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?
I think it's the third.
As god, I can assure you that burning Kenji will only solve one very small problem.Yes but this time it MAY solve all our problems.The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!
Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?
I think it's the third.
As god, I can assure you that burning Kenji will only solve one very small problem.Yes but this time it MAY solve all our problems.The dream means that Kenji and his dick is at the center of this.
BURN THE WITCH!
Isn't this the second time we've wanted to burn someone alive?
I think it's the third.
And might make a much bigger problem rear its head. Largely in the form of someone a step higher than the SUICIDE MAN on the ladder of power.
I don't really want him to be mucking about in this 'Verse (http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=8805)so please keep your matches to yourself until I give the go ahead.
Best end with LASER GUIDED accuracy.
let's burn enough people to invoke all the heads all the way to karnewarrior himself and make him fix everythingBasically this.
it's foolproof
Let's not burn everyone we see tell all this ends.But if we kill all the baddies up the ladder we become the greatest badass in the multiverse. And nobody can threaten us anymore.
I don't know about the rest of you BUT I don't want a bad end which Karen has threaten way too many times.
We should devote our time to figure this out for a good end.