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Title: Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 02:09:27 pm
It's fokkin eurovision lads. - Me, announcing Eurovision 2019
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Graknorke on May 10, 2014, 02:15:21 pm
We're not going to win because we have no friends. Just like every year.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 02:21:21 pm
The final is going on right now.
Something tells me that that the bearded Austrian singer will be awarded the victory in Pan-European Faux Voting Championship 2014 so that the EBU and Co. can make a statement that the whole of Europe is tolerant and supportive towards LGBT singers.
Also, the Belarusian song is hilariously awful. Better than some of our previous entries, but still awful.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 02:28:11 pm
Highlights so far:
Ukraine hamster wheel
Poland ascended with good costume, good fun
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 02:32:18 pm
The ballads are incredibly tedious.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 02:40:47 pm
The ballads are incredibly tedious.
Azerbaijan agrees,  with stealthy BASS DROPPING
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 02:55:19 pm
Austria has deployed the drag queen, chances of victory growing
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 10, 2014, 03:11:18 pm
Our candidate, such as it is, claimed to have a "secret weapon" for the Eurovision contest. She also reportedly had some issues with her dress.

I'm wondering if she'll have the chupzah to pull out a Janet Jackson nipplegate
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:14:50 pm
Russia appears to be annexing eurovision with their clone army, Italy's Caesars will save us
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: penguinofhonor on May 10, 2014, 03:17:14 pm
This is the second time I've heard about this today. Is it a big deal?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Criptfeind on May 10, 2014, 03:18:05 pm
No. Funny to hear about non the less.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 03:20:13 pm
Russia appears to be annexing eurovision with their clone army
Their song is the most normal out of all represented here.
They won't get even a third place, obviously.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 03:21:17 pm
Poland can into rock bottom.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:25:00 pm
This is the second time I've heard about this today. Is it a big deal?
Eurovision srrious business

Poland can into rock bottom.
poland washes clothes, but sexily
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 10, 2014, 03:25:36 pm
Poland... I did want to vote for them due to political reasons... But WTF that was? :D
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 03:27:04 pm
But WTF that was? :D
The fucking usual trainwreck to embarassment. With boobs.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:28:59 pm
The fucking usual trainwreck to embarassment. With boobs.
Reminds me of Britain's air hostesses,  where they gave emergency landing instructions, but sexily

*Edit
Someone is waving two American flags in the crowd. What are you doing there? :D

Whistle guy whistles good.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 03:32:45 pm
Gosh. Whistling.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:34:31 pm
Gosh. Whistling.
Man's trying to outt Rybak Rybak, violins AND whistling
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 03:35:37 pm
And singing and a big drum!

My favourite so far.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 03:37:39 pm
Poland... I did want to vote for them due to political reasons... But WTF that was? :D
A sex tourism advert.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 03:38:41 pm
Whenever I watch Eurovision, I have this nagging feeling in the back of my head that if were only to take the exact right dose of LSD it would all start making sense.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 03:44:10 pm
Whenever I watch Eurovision, I have this nagging feeling in the back of my head that if were only to take the exact right dose of LSD it would all start making sense.
I've watched most Eurovision contests since 2007 or 2008 (not sure about the exact year) and I can tell you that it has been steadily going downhill all the time. Most good songs don't win with very rare exceptions, like Alexander Rybak.
It's now mostly a showcase of the degradation of European pop music.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:46:05 pm
Whenever I watch Eurovision, I have this nagging feeling in the back of my head that if were only to take the exact right dose of LSD it would all start making sense.
Considering how the show narrators get progressively drunker as the show goes on,  you may be on to something.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: MonkeyHead on May 10, 2014, 03:50:17 pm
Compared to previous years, I am dissapoint with the lack of crazy. Icelands beardy suit band were fun, as was Romania's circle piano, Poland made me laugh for all the wrong reasons, and the beardy lady was all kinds of bad but where is the giant romanian vampire robot? Where are the rapping grannies? Where is the drunk fat german guy climbing the arena? Europe, you have let us all down with your sensible acts.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:53:51 pm
Ukrainian tinsel aliens nevar forget.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 03:55:56 pm
I agree with monkeyhead, it seems more sober, tedious, and ballady than before.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 03:58:06 pm
DRUMMER MAN WIN IT FOR BRITAIN, LADY SINGER BRETTY GOOD TOO

HE IS SO HAPPY
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 10, 2014, 04:00:10 pm
I think I'll send and  SMS for Austria. Because the song is rather nice and if (s)he'll win and Russian forums will be very amusing to read

On other hand I liked Slovenia...
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 04:02:11 pm
Graham Norton! :DDDDDDD
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 04:04:52 pm
God I'd forgotten the belorussian cheesecake nonsense.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 04:07:50 pm
God I'd forgotten the belorussian cheesecake nonsense.
The twenty-something place awaits us!  :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: MonkeyHead on May 10, 2014, 04:10:15 pm
God I'd forgotten the belorussian cheesecake nonsense.
The twenty-something place awaits us!

What the hell was that song about anyway? I have the subtitles on, and it did not help.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 10, 2014, 04:11:46 pm
If our neighbours betray us in the political voting again, we are so done with the Nordics. We're going to pack our bags and move to a region of more love between neighbours, like, let's say, the Balkans.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 04:12:44 pm
God I'd forgotten the belorussian cheesecake nonsense.
The twenty-something place awaits us!

What the hell was that song about anyway? I have the subtitles on, and it did not help.

About finding the worst possible rhyme for "it's too late" ?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 10, 2014, 04:14:29 pm
So, your bets? Who will win?

I think the Netherlands
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 04:15:31 pm
The ladder singers looked pissed scared

*Edit
China gag payed off
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 04:22:41 pm
Say, I've been thinking. What if there's a mad Phillip Zimbardo running the show from the shadows? Like a scientifically-inclined Richelieu, pulling on strings, assigning roles to play. Trying to figure out how much stupid he can inject into a social experiment before the participants stop playing along and bugger off.

Where does he get all that stupid from, though? I'm pretty sure the world must have reached peak stupid by now.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: lawastooshort on May 10, 2014, 04:26:47 pm
What, with the exact peak being somewhere roughly in the middle of that imbecilic china song? Urg.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 10, 2014, 04:32:36 pm
Eurovision allows Europe to laugh at itself for hours in glorious, shared stupidity. It's the ultimate unifying event. What, why do you think Europe has remained at peace for so long? Open your eyes, sheeple.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 04:35:23 pm
I feel bad for liking it and am unashamed at laughing at children fleeing from the power of metal. Sue me.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 04:38:53 pm
Eurovision allows Europe to laugh at itself for hours in glorious, shared stupidity. It's the ultimate unifying event. What, why do you think Europe has remained at peace for so long? Open your eyes, sheeple.
I always thought the main unifying thing in Europe was hating Russia but... you have a point here.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: MonkeyHead on May 10, 2014, 04:39:56 pm
I feel bad for liking it and am unashamed at laughing at children fleeing from the power of metal. Sue me.

The Lordi joke has been the best thing about it so far.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 04:43:24 pm
Eurovision allows Europe to laugh at itself for hours in glorious, shared stupidity. It's the ultimate unifying event. What, why do you think Europe has remained at peace for so long? Open your eyes, sheeple.
I always thought the main unifying thing in Europe was hating Russia but... you have a point here.
Ah don't feel bad, tonight we express misgivings only in jest and song. EUROVISION TIME:D
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 04:46:03 pm
Or, maybe Eurovision is the safety valve for the world's overflowing idiocy? The Reptilian New World Order(or whomever is doing the ruling these days) has created it to stave off the looming threat of the stupid reaching critical mass and imploding the planet. Every year it airs, Earth is given a brief period of respite, as all the stupid is siphoned into one place and aired away into space.
It's all but a temporary bandaid, though, as the stupid swells more and more with every year. And the people pulling the strings realise that all too well. They're the hull repair team on a submarine headed for the Mariana Trench, plugging the holes with grim determination.

And I think some of the participants are onto it, too. That's why they have this crazed glimmer in their eyes. They know the fate of the planet depends on them swallowing all their pride and erasing any semblance of self-respect. They sacrifice themselves in quiet desperation to buy us all another year of pointless, doomed existence.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 04:46:03 pm
SHIT AZERBAIJAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING
10 TO UKRAINE 12 TO RUSSIA
THE COMPETITION IS FIERCE
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 10, 2014, 04:47:38 pm
Poland 5 to Ukraine? Hmmmm...
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 04:48:36 pm
European progressive audience is booing Russia every time it's mentioned. I guess I was right when I said that Europe is united in hating Russia.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Owlbread on May 10, 2014, 04:50:11 pm
This may be Scotland's act at the next Eurovision once we become independent. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ysnjjvcAmk) The comedian in question has pledged this.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 04:52:05 pm
European progressive audience is booing Russia every time it's mentioned. I guess I was right when I said that Europe is united in hating Russia.
Sorry ruskie, times are rough and not even eurovision can break the iron of man's heart for this day.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: scriver on May 10, 2014, 04:57:52 pm
European progressive audience is booing Russia every time it's mentioned. I guess I was right when I said that Europe is united in hating Russia.

Showing dislike of Russia's recent actions =/= hate

Also they're Danes. Notoriously rude and drunk andrude when drunk and drunk when rude.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 05:00:04 pm
SOMEONE PLEASE VOTE FOR FRANCE, THEY NEED AT LEAST 1 POINT

Sigh in relief, Sweden gave France 1 vote.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 10, 2014, 05:04:53 pm
right so

the fuck's this

is this still the terribly boring show of things i'm not mentally prepared to want to understand

where are the serbian violins or the bastard with balls big enough to break what was expected of them and bust a move of a caliber that would get them a stonewall of 0s broken only by a single 7 from finland
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 10, 2014, 05:05:25 pm
I feel for the Russian performers, though. They looked so sad with all the booing - it's not like the two of them deserve the heat.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 05:09:19 pm
I feel for the Russian performers, though. They looked so sad with all the booing - it's not like the two of them deserve the heat.
Yeah, 17 year old girls are not responsible for the polidickings of higher ups.

Also we gave our 12 to Austria, no one can doubt we like our drag acts.

*Edit
<3 u Ireland
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: scriver on May 10, 2014, 05:10:29 pm
Yeah, I agree with that. Not exactly super tactful. At least they're doing pretty well.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 05:20:45 pm
Something tells me that that the bearded Austrian singer will be awarded the victory in Pan-European Faux Voting Championship 2014 so that the EBU and Co. can make a statement that the whole of Europe is tolerant and supportive towards LGBT singers.
I called it, kekekeke.

Also, Ukraine awarded Russia 4 points.
SBU is out to get those bastards who voted for Russia, that's for sure, unless they are Crimeans who are still in Ukraine, according to EBU.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 10, 2014, 05:24:15 pm
Also, Ukraine awarded Russia 4 points.
SBU is out to get those bastards who voted for Russia, that's for sure.
Well Crimea is Ukraine for Eurovision  :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 05:24:59 pm
AUSTRIA WINRAR
Honourable mention to the Netherlands, whose country song was an incredible risk that almost won against Austria's secret weapon.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: MonkeyHead on May 10, 2014, 05:34:05 pm
I can see it now. Next year EVERY nation will have an act that is a little... erm, different... based on Austria's success with their performer.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 05:39:08 pm
Meanwhile in Russia, a program on Rossiya-1 intended to discuss the contest was hijacked by the West's favourite bogeyman politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who proceeded to hilariously sperg out on live television for several minutes.
The audience doesn't seem to be mad at Austria's win - they are mad at Dolmachevy sisters being booed on stage.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 05:43:20 pm
Europe has gone to dogs. The people are so depraved that they prefer kinky ersatz females over pastoral, naturally buxom village washmaidens.
Sex tourism is not what it used to be.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: kaijyuu on May 10, 2014, 05:45:03 pm
Is this thing 100% politics? Or ya'll exaggerating?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 05:46:27 pm
Europe has gone to dogs. The people are so depraved that they prefer kinky ersatz females over pastoral, naturally buxom village washmaidens.
Sex tourism is not what it used to be.
The people are so depraved that they prefer kinky ersatz females over pastoral, naturally buxom village washmaidens.
ersatz females
The transsexual community find that statement to be discriminating. Check your privilige, cis scum. :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 05:48:22 pm
I can see it now. Next year EVERY nation will have an act that is a little... erm, different... based on Austria's success with their performer.
Won't work if the audience know you're just exploiting people's sympathies.

Meanwhile in Russia, a program on Rossiya-1 intended to discuss the contest was hijacked by the West's favourite bogeyman politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who proceeded to hilariously sperg out on live television for several minutes.
The audience doesn't seem to be mad at Austria's win - they are mad at Dolmachevy sisters being booed on stage.
1. Is that as funnyn as it sounds?
2. It was undeniably wrong, we probably won't get another chance at a Christmas truce again. A shame on an otherwise ok eurovision.

Is this thing 100% politics? Or ya'll exaggerating?
Northern countries only tend to win due to merit, though Britain has been slacking, and certainly most countries emphasize voting for their powerful neighbours and friends. We exaggerate, but many a country who should have won has lost due to politics.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: olemars on May 10, 2014, 05:49:02 pm
I can see it now. Next year EVERY nation will have an act that is a little... erm, different... based on Austria's success with their performer.

There is some precedence (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diva_%28Dana_International_song%29).
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 10, 2014, 05:50:36 pm
It's 100% politics and 100% entertainment. Only it's not real politics and not real entertainment.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 10, 2014, 05:53:26 pm
Meanwhile in Russia, a program on Rossiya-1 intended to discuss the contest was hijacked by the West's favourite bogeyman politician Vladimir Zhirinovsky, who proceeded to hilariously sperg out on live television for several minutes.
The audience doesn't seem to be mad at Austria's win - they are mad at Dolmachevy sisters being booed on stage.
1. Is that as funnynas it sounds?
Some of the stuff he said (or, accurately speaking, shouted) was like "70 years ago, the Soviet Army entered Austria. THEY REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT!" and so on, and so forth.
He really took the Austrian victory to heart, I guess.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Owlbread on May 10, 2014, 05:55:07 pm
Considering Scotland's first Eurovision act as a free nation will most probably be a certain drag queen I think we are poised to take victory.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 10, 2014, 06:01:28 pm
actually the year scotland gets independence eurovision will be composed mostly of drag queens so you will actually have to outdrag the others

/me flails arms around while slidiing down unreasonably slippery slopes
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 06:03:01 pm
Considering Scotland's first Eurovision act as a free nation will most probably be a certain drag queen I think we are poised to take victory.
"Prime minister, we are independent, what should be our first order of business?"
"I demand drag queens."

Some of the stuff he said (or, accurately speaking, shouted) was like "70 years ago, the Soviet Army entered Austria. THEY REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT!" and so on, and so forth.
He really took the Austrian victory to heart, I guess.
My god, it's the lovechild of Glenn Beck, Peter Hitchens and Putin :p
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 10, 2014, 06:18:05 pm
Ugh, who wanted Austria to win? Aside from being someone disturbing bizarre, the performance was boring and the song was standard Eurovision. On the other hand, there were some great songs that should have done much better (Sweden was good, although their hosting would have been painful to watch again; the Netherlands's song was also was also good). At least Poland certain annoying songs didn't do very well.

Also, the voting is hilarious to watch if you know some things about the last 75 years of European political borders. For example, Austria and Hungary vote for each other, as do Belarus and Russia.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 06:28:16 pm
For me I thought Netherlands, Switzerland and Norway had better songs. The best obviously being Britain's (well... it was better than previous years at least). Personality does also factor in though.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 10, 2014, 06:37:42 pm
For me I thought Netherlands, Switzerland and Norway had better songs. The best obviously being Britain's (well... it was better than previous years at least). Personality does also factor in though.

I can't even remember Britain's, but I agree with the rest.

Also, I liked the hosting a lot this year (way better than last year, where it basically insulted everyone). The wonders of Googling someone for 15 minutes...
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2014, 06:54:46 pm
The Britain part was a joke :p
The three I mentioned alongside Azerbaijan, Hungary, Iceland and Poland are the only songs I can remember, I sadly can't remember Austria's. If only Netherlands had done this song in another eurovision, because it was a very unusual song choice that broke out of the usual pop; we don't get much of those winning. A good competition, and let us not scrape away at Austria's achievements, the song was good enough to win after all.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 10, 2014, 10:42:33 pm
and let us not scrape away at Austria's achievements, the song was good enough to win after all.

I'm pretty sure it was just the shock factor. The song wasn't terrible (it had its moments), but it wasn't overly special.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 11, 2014, 12:51:50 am
BTW it is rather amusing that Russia gave 10 to a drag queen. Considering political 12 to Belarus that is almost the first place.  I am using that fact to troll homophobic Russians hard

Should not trust my memory :), 3rd place in the televoting isn't bad, too
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Sergarr on May 11, 2014, 02:00:37 am
Wait, there was a Eurovision? How did I miss it?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Sinistar on May 11, 2014, 02:41:24 am
Didn't expect Austria to win, though it makes sense. I did think it would finish quite high but eh, what gives, Beard too stronk. Song was ok, a cliche James Bond intro with accompanying lights-and-magic and (s)he has a decent voice, but I'm simply not used to such ballads winning Eurovision. Then again, it's been years since I actually cared to watch Eurovison.

Also didn't expect Netherlands to finish this high. Yeah the song was decent, but ultimately boring, I think? Personally, my money was on the Hungary. Liked Iceland too. And Poland was so silly I really wanted it to win. And strange enough, seems like I was amongst 0,1% that actually though France had a cool song.

Despite everything though, booing Russia/whenever Russia got points was just wrong and it makes me effin sad.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Vector on May 11, 2014, 03:18:26 am
I actually liked France o_O Poland... ick. I was on-board for a while but it just went past porny and into disgusted disinterest for me pretty quickly.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 04:14:03 am
I'd give France more slack if they actually all wore moustaches.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 11, 2014, 04:15:55 am
I'd give France more slack if they actually all wore moustaches.

I was under the impression the song was a tragic tale about how they couldn't get moustaches. How nice of you to mock their one disability.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: scriver on May 11, 2014, 04:38:57 am
I liked the Armenian power balladish song (if that was Armenia), Norway's entry, and a two more I can't remember any more. They slip out of memory fast. Over all, though, I think this was a pretty good year songwise. Lots of non-remarkables but very few actually bad songs. There was also a surprisingly small amount of out of tune singing as well. And that's always a plus.

And as I said in the irc yesterday, I was a bit sad but mostly happy when the Netherlands and Austria started leaving Sweden behind. As much as it would have been fun to win again so soon, it wouldn't have been very fun at all to have to pay for all of this again so soon ;)

I actually liked France o_O Poland... ick. I was on-board for a while but it just went past porny and into disgusted disinterest for me pretty quickly.

Did you watch it live all over there?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Vector on May 11, 2014, 04:45:36 am
Naw, I just watched the music videos pre-competition!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2014! Austria victorious! Europe crowns new drag Queen!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 05:49:51 am
I would like to issue a formal apology for two reasons:
For one, I have mocked France for their lack of moustaches when they were singing about their inability to grow moustaches. I have dealt a terrible insult at the coldest of times.
Secondly, I have confused Armenia's wubs for Azerbaijan's fire starter, and am sorry for any injuries that this may have caused.


Also didn't expect Netherlands to finish this high. Yeah the song was decent, but ultimately boring, I think? Personally, my money was on the Hungary. Liked Iceland too. And Poland was so silly I really wanted it to win. And strange enough, seems like I was amongst 0,1% that actually though France had a cool song.
Despite everything though, booing Russia/whenever Russia got points was just wrong and it makes me effin sad.
I have a feeling that France didn't want to win [occasionally you get the big 5 fielding their weaker singers to make sure they don't have to pay for the next eurovision] but that was sad, and it was at least as good as Greece's [which isn't saying much]. Armenia demonstrated the best of dubstep, in that it is a buildup of guttural emotion and noise without once actually losing track of the rising melody or the message. As opposed to massive wubs for the sake of wubs. Netherlands I'd disagree as being boring, simply unusual to see in the eurovision. I'm not just saying they should have won because they were different, I'm saying they should have won because they were good! The chemistry was good, the song good, the set wasn't opulent, the whole thing kept my attention in a vice grip without loud noises or flashing lights, its soft and sonorous piece drawing you closer into the spinning cameras that wouldn't fucking stop revolving [which is not their fault in any case :P]. Hungary's combination of soul and D&B was also quite a surprise, I thought their's was quite all right. I loved how fun Iceland was, and they were singing about a message that of course is always good for Eurovision. Germany had a pink-alike, though her song dragged on just a little and was close to being perfect for its genre.

Poland.

Switzerland was not lacking at all in ambition, I can't help but compare it to Rybak as obviously they were both keen on the violins; it worked for Switzerland [though not nearly as well] but was still a good song, the whistling just made it all the better; it has one of the most memorable melodies. Norway's ballad [ok, some may be tired of them, but this one still has a place with me] was good, Denmark's weird Bruno Mars/One Direction hybrid worked well despite me being apathetic or distasteful towards Bruno Mars and One Direction. Russia fielded one of their strongest singing groups in a while, and it's no secret that their booing can be attributed to the Ukraine crisis and the censorship of yesteryear, a proper shame that. I joke about the UK being the best, I honestly don't think they were, but they were actually genuinely good this year - I guess Europe just doesn't like victory anthems as much as we do. Y'all need some Freddie Mercury.

Looking over the voting scores and the points spread is interesting. Also in Belarus, both the public and the jury ranked Russia #1 [though not that surprising, especially considering at the high end the jury and the public both tend to hover around the same decision].

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Unanimous consensus! That's something you see never!
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Post by: Owlbread on May 11, 2014, 07:38:09 am
I think in order to win, the UK will have to either resurrect Freddie Mercury as some kind of android or hologram like at the Olympics.
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 11, 2014, 08:28:00 am
I think that UK's poor performance at Eurovision is connected with the UK's entries being automatically admitted into the final (due to Britain being a founding member of EBU and all that). They just aren't trying much.
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Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 11, 2014, 08:56:49 am
In order to win one needs something new or well forgotten old. Be it hardrockers in masks, lesbian with a prayer in non-English language, smiling charismatic violin player,  or a drag queen with a beard.

That or place a large diaspora in all countries of Europe
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Post by: smjjames on May 11, 2014, 09:01:23 am
Would have been cool and possibly a symbolic blow to the face at Russia if Ukraine won. Not that it would have affected anything.
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Post by: WealthyRadish on May 11, 2014, 09:05:32 am
Wait, Australia isn't in Europe! If they can win, why can't America!?[/joke]
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 11, 2014, 09:08:40 am
Would have been cool and possibly a symbolic blow to the face at Russia if Ukraine won. Not that it would have affected anything.
Awarding Eurovision hosting rights to Ukraine with its rather dire financial situation would be incredibly cruel. They would have to either hold the Eurovision on a shoestring or ask the EU for money.

Wait, Australia isn't in Europe! If they can win, why can't America!?[/joke]
You mean Austria, right?
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Post by: smjjames on May 11, 2014, 09:14:15 am
Would have been cool and possibly a symbolic blow to the face at Russia if Ukraine won. Not that it would have affected anything.
Awarding Eurovision hosting rights to Ukraine with its rather dire financial situation would be incredibly cruel. They would have to either hold the Eurovision on a shoestring or ask the EU for money.

Okay, second place then. I guess they could just waive the hosting rights due to financial issues?
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 09:16:25 am
I think that UK's poor performance at Eurovision is connected with the UK's entries being automatically admitted into the final (due to Britain being a founding member of EBU and all that). They just aren't trying much.
(http://i.imgur.com/75pBROR.png)
Oh boy, we have gone downhill so fast in a decade.
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Post by: WealthyRadish on May 11, 2014, 09:21:21 am
Wait, Australia isn't in Europe! If they can win, why can't America!?[/joke]
You mean Austria, right?

Pff, but that one's not even a country, just a bunch of frozen penguin-observing stations![/joke#2]
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 11, 2014, 09:35:47 am
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 10:45:10 am
became

Also this is definitely joining my avatar amalgamation, it's DF in a nutshell:
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 11, 2014, 10:49:55 am
Also this is definitely joining my avatar amalgamation, it's DF in a nutshell:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Post by: Sonlirain on May 11, 2014, 12:13:21 pm
Personally i didn't care about the EV contest for quite some time but i came upon some funny info.
Poland had 1'st place in the UK among audience but given last place bu the jury and t translated to 11'th place while austria got 3'rd place among both viewers and jury and it somehow translated to 1'st place.

How did they even count that?
It's also funny how political corectness affects even a stupid pop competition.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 12:24:53 pm
Personally i didn't care about the EV contest for quite some time but i came upon some funny info.
Poland had 1'st place in the UK among audience but given last place bu the jury and t translated to 11'th place while austria got 3'rd place among both viewers and jury and it somehow translated to 1'st place.

How did they even count that?
It's also funny how political corectness affects even a stupid pop competition.
We've got a lot of expat Poles here, so that's not surprising. As for Austria, it's the average that counts. Someone who got ranked 3rd by jury and audience can beat one that got 1st and 20th which averages to 11th place.
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Post by: scrdest on May 11, 2014, 12:27:41 pm
Polish internet butthurt due to losing is pretty intense today.
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Post by: MonkeyHead on May 11, 2014, 12:53:24 pm
Polish internet butthurt due to losing is pretty intense today.

Maybe they are just bitter that a beardy crossdresser proved more popular than their soft core porn big boob efforts.
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Post by: Mindmaker on May 11, 2014, 02:04:01 pm
Eh, I feel like we won due the whole drama surrounding the competition.
It's really sad how and form of media, events or competitions are being turned into a battleground for agenda and cease to become to what they used to be originally about.

Then again I never really cared about Eurovision either way.
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Post by: Comrade P. on May 11, 2014, 02:10:38 pm

OHDEARLORD MY EYES!!

Why?!?
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Post by: scrdest on May 11, 2014, 02:11:35 pm
Polish internet butthurt due to losing is pretty intense today.

Maybe they are just bitter that a beardy crossdresser proved more popular than their soft core porn big boob efforts.

That is precisely what they are, as a matter of fact.
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Post by: nenjin on May 11, 2014, 02:34:34 pm

OHDEARLORD MY EYES!!

Why?!?

OMFG, that last one is priceless.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 02:36:26 pm
Eh, I feel like we won due the whole drama surrounding the competition.
It's really sad how and form of media, events or competitions are being turned into a battleground for agenda and cease to become to what they used to be originally about.

Then again I never really cared about Eurovision either way.
Winter Olympics
Eurovision
What next?
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 02:39:33 pm
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 11, 2014, 02:47:21 pm
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Political correctness wins again.
Or did the British jury vote for Conchita out of pure solidarity, because they were also LGBT?
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Post by: Sonlirain on May 11, 2014, 04:05:33 pm
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Political correctness wins again.
Or did the British jury vote for Conchita out of pure solidarity, because they were also LGBT?
And what if they hated poland and slavs in general?
Would that count as racism?
And the girls in the polish skit were rather pretty... would that also imply misogyny?
It makes sense!
The entire british jury is made purely out of woman hating racist homosexuals!
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Post by: MonkeyHead on May 11, 2014, 04:14:53 pm
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Political correctness wins again.
Or did the British jury vote for Conchita out of pure solidarity, because they were also LGBT?

Just so you know, Graham Norton, who presented and commentated the show on BBC is gay. As was the man who reported back our scores - Scott Mills. So, yeah, there is that...
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2014, 04:50:25 pm
Poor Polan. The one time they're about to win with a dumb fun song and they get kneecapped by a fabulous conspiracy.
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Post by: Il Palazzo on May 12, 2014, 02:22:08 am
Bogdan Zdrojewski waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were beards in the competition. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to President Komorowski were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Bogdan was a Minister of Culture for seven years. When he was young he watched the Soviet Song Festival and he said to dad "I want to be on the culture gravy train daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE THWARTED BY BEARDS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Eurovision contest of 2014 he knew there were beards.
"This is Donald Tusk" the radio crackered. "You must fight the beards!"
So Bogdan gotted his boobage team and planted expat fifth column in the UK.
"HE GOING TO WIN US" said the beards
"I will sing at him" said the bearded drag queen and (s)he fired the pop song. Bogdan promoted sex tourism at him/her and tried to won him up. But then the conspiracy sprang and he was trapped and not able to win.
"No! I must win the beards" he shouted
The radio said "No, Bogdan. You are the beards"
And then Bogdan gotted a clean shave.
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Post by: Sonlirain on May 12, 2014, 03:28:31 am
News!

Jarosław Kaczyński (brother of the Polish president who died in the plane crash) stated that the victory of the bearded lady is a sign of europe falling into decadence.
He immediately got bashed for supporting Putin in spite of being one of the most antu russian politicians poland currently has.

This is funny on so many levels.
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Post by: LordSlowpoke on May 12, 2014, 03:34:51 am
silly pole, europe fell into decadence over a century ago~
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Post by: scrdest on May 12, 2014, 04:18:51 am
silly pole, europe fell into decadence over a century ago~

He had a time machine-related accident. His mind got partially transported, the rest got stuck in the present.
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Post by: Sergarr on May 12, 2014, 04:22:06 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
It's the conspiracy of the homos! First they came for their rights, then they came for our Eurovision! What next?  :P
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Post by: Comrade P. on May 12, 2014, 04:53:31 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
It's the conspiracy of the homos! First they came for their rights, then they came for our Eurovision! What next?  :P

Next, they come for you. Protect yer precious, westerners!
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Post by: XXSockXX on May 12, 2014, 07:11:32 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
It's the conspiracy of the homos! First they came for their rights, then they came for our Eurovision! What next?  :P

Next, they come for you. Protect yer precious, westerners!
I think it's the other way around. Don't know how it is in other countries but I think it's safe to say that in Germany there is a huge overlap between the LBGT community and people who care about Eurovision. (And I don't mean to insult LBGT people who have an actual musical taste by that. ;))
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2014, 09:06:37 am
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/eurovision-2014-voting-controversy-after-uk-jury-revealed-to-place-conchita-first--but-british-public-voted-for-donatan--cleo-9351644.html

POLAN COULD HAVE WON
JURY WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
It's the conspiracy of the homos! First they came for their rights, then they came for our Eurovision! What next?  :P
OUR BEARDS
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Post by: vagel7 on May 12, 2014, 10:07:49 am
So I discovered something very interesting during this year's Eurovision. After the semi-final I glimpsed upon some tabloids saying that Russia's song talks about occupying Crimea and Russia's empirical ambitions. After I listened to the song again, it did seem to me like so.

So there are two options with this:

a) This is a wonderful little thing that shows just how easily manipulated the human brain is to read something that is actually not there. (A known effect with conspiracy theorists who listen to music backwards and think that it is the devil)

b) It really does talk about Russia's empirical ambitions.

I don't really think much of it and am leaning towards option a. Russia did have a good song though. I also really liked Ukraine's gigantic hamster wheel and Iceland's song was really fun.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2014, 05:00:08 pm
It's a product of how weird and political this eurovision was, I remember our tabloids saying stuff like it was a clear move against russia by saying europe is accurately represented by a bearded drag queen with a figure of a model telling everyone we are unstoppable.

What a strange year.
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Post by: scriver on May 13, 2014, 01:40:29 am
I really think you are reading too much into this. It's not like people vote on acts because they think they "represent Europe", or like the winner is supposed to in any way it shape. Remember Lordi, for Christ's sake.
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Post by: scrdest on May 13, 2014, 02:35:19 am
I really think you are reading too much into this. It's not like people vote on acts because they think they "represent Europe", or like the winner is supposed to in any way it shape. Remember Lordi, for Christ's sake.

Lordi is not supposed to represent Europe? ;_;
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2014, 03:20:52 am
I really think you are reading too much into this. It's not like people vote on acts because they think they "represent Europe", or like the winner is supposed to in any way it shape. Remember Lordi, for Christ's sake.
That is exactly how people vote!

The judges missed the point by only going for who can out ballad who. Eurovision isn't just a talent show, it's where fun comes alive :D

Also the moustache song is still stuck in my head. The more I hear it the better it gets. France knew not to take it too seriously, they deserved many more votes.
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Post by: Il Palazzo on May 13, 2014, 04:06:16 am
Also the moustache song is still stuck in my head. The more I hear it the better it gets. France knew not to take it too seriously, they deserved many more votes.
Imagine if UK had sent Dead Cat Bounce's Every time you shave a moustache dies (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjPcW88sLCg), and Poland The Figo Fagot Brothers' A gdybym zgolił wąs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHHSVoiTwRg) ('And if I shaved my moustache' - the lyrics include such gems as "one night, one sex - afterwards only AIDS", "at worst you'll get a d&c" and "experience has taught: safest is in the mouth").
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2014, 07:10:04 am
The UK missed out on moustaches victorious, that was so beautiful I cried for all the naked faces.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 16, 2014, 04:01:17 pm
One last thing just to hammer in that point, the UK was ranked fairly high by the judges, yet did not win because europe was not in the mood for victory anthems.  Europe holisticly is undergoing some big changes, so it makes sense that amongst the top countries by vote, there were boobs, sombre reflections about the journey;  the calm and the storm and the ultimate winner whose song was about change and rebirth. I look back on it now, some things such as the china jokes have lost their charm whereas france has only gained it, but I am hopeful that next year the people can bring everyone together with our nations of song, for one night disregarding trivial quarrelling to argue about something that matters: SINGING!
GG Bearded lady,  the battle was well fought.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 06:22:45 am
EUROVISION 2015 7 HOURS HYPE

PREPARE YOUR BEARDED LADIES FOR VOCAL COMBAT
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Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 23, 2015, 06:25:08 am
Oh. This thing. Thanks god Ukraine doesn't participate this time
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 06:38:08 am
Oh. This thing. Thanks god Ukraine doesn't participate this time
It's like the Olympics, if you host it your country is dead.

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, GIT HYPE FOR SINGING
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Post by: scriver on May 23, 2015, 06:41:01 am
The smart thing would be to vote for Australia so whatever country will be forced to host it next year only will have to pay part of the costs.
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Post by: Il Palazzo on May 23, 2015, 06:45:36 am
The clever Polan knows by now that no level of crazy can win him the coveted prize, so instead he goes with the least offensive, least controversial, least anything song, but performed by a disabled singer.
Oh, Polan. Conchita taught you well.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 06:48:36 am
BLIZZARD NERF POLAN
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Post by: scrdest on May 23, 2015, 08:34:44 am
And in an interesting turn of events, the vote results announcer in Polan is one of the models from Polan's last year's show.
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Post by: TheDarkStar on May 23, 2015, 10:35:02 am
I've liked several songs this year. The notable exception to this is Finland's song.

Edit: What are people's guessing on the winner?
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 03:04:45 pm
No idea who could win, Norway was pretty stronk, Cyprus is a bit sleep inducing
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Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 03:13:37 pm
'stralia is my new favorite European country. THERE IS NO STOPPING EUROPE. GEOGRAPHIC BOUNDARIES WILL NOT CONTAIN US. WE WILL ASSIMILATE YOU.
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 03:14:32 pm
Serbian song reminds me of their shitty 2007 song that somehow won.
British song was rather okayish... by British Eurovision song standards.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 03:16:17 pm
Inb4 eurovision becomes new world order

I'd be ok with this, the song would sing FOREVER WITH NO ESCAPE FROM THIS TRAIN
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Post by: Sinistar on May 23, 2015, 03:17:19 pm
While I'd like to for seer lulz and facepalm value, I won't be watching Eurovision live this year. So you guys and gals be good and go crazy with live reviews to keep the likes of me posted, eh?
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Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 03:21:22 pm
Certainly. Austria just set fire to their piano. That can't be good for it.

...only memorable thing about that song, but I'm here all for the spectacle!
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 03:23:17 pm
Also, Russian television has been promoting their song with the vaingloriousness of the highest order. I think someone is in for a major disappointment.
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Post by: TheDarkStar on May 23, 2015, 03:24:55 pm
What was Russia's song again?
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 03:26:36 pm
Oh damn, there's some EU illuminati symbols everywhere
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Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 23, 2015, 03:27:38 pm
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 03:30:17 pm
Montenegrin song is slightly Kusturica-esque. Obviously it won't win anything, but it's pretty nice anyway.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 03:36:11 pm
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Lol'd

Also, Polan has claimed victory with based wheelchair warrior
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 03:40:26 pm
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Lol'd

Also, Polan has claimed victory with based wheelchair warrior
In musical terms it's utter shit, but as Conchita showed us last year, everything is possible if you are sufficiently politically "progressive".
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Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 03:42:17 pm
Okay, Latvia had a cool look going on, why'd they have to have such a mediocre song? Same with UK, though, er, I wouldn't rate it as high as 'mediocre'.
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 03:43:47 pm
Rack up dem diversity points m9

Okay, Latvia had a cool look going on, why'd they have to have such a mediocre song? Same with UK, though, er, I wouldn't rate it as high as 'mediocre'.
I missed the UK's song, should I keep it that way?
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Post by: Adragis on May 23, 2015, 03:45:03 pm
Why do they all sound American?
The British are too American!

PS UK song was best song
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 03:46:52 pm
The one on right now sounds more like Shakira than Amerika

*EDIT
Georgia looks pretty spooky
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Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 03:56:07 pm
Ah yes, Geor- 'I dress like a wanna-be Morrigan and my music video is a bad rip-off of Woodkid's 'Iron'' -gia. The latter makes the fact one of her inspirations is 'honesty' so hilarious-slash-sickening.

EDIT: No-one booed Russia this time. Progress!
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Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 04:03:07 pm
No Russia booing? Where did all the Drunk danes go? :(
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Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 04:06:01 pm
Russian song is very meh.
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Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 23, 2015, 04:06:58 pm
Praying for peace from Russia. Lol.
Nation of hypocrites
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 04:11:05 pm
Oioi, keep it to Europol thred, this is time only for singing about Albanians
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 04:24:59 pm
XYLOPHONE MAN IS KILLING IT WITH NO SURVIVORS

*EDIT
Firestorm's pretty catchy, and Britain's was all good this year

*Serrbia stronk with 1st 12 point

*There is a discontent amongst the crowd right now, as Russia has taken the lead with Belarus's 12... Graham Norton remarks could the crowd be turning?

*It's three way race between Swedes Italians and Russians

*Serbia and Montenegro gave each other 12, it's bloody adorable
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 05:09:27 pm
The poor hosts look supremely uncomfortable every time someone drags on their point-giving. I can just hear the people shouting in their ear to hurry it up.

France, Austria, Germany and Poland still at 0 points (UK has 1). Poland should've stuck with the butter-churners.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 05:15:13 pm
Calling it now - Sweden shall win.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:16:43 pm
Ireland gave UK 1 point, we now have 2 points XP

*EDIT
AUSSIES GOT 12 POINT FROM SWEDES
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 05:19:36 pm
Sweden gave 'stralia their first 12 points! AUSTRALIA SHALL STILL RISE. WE'LL BUILD THE BIGGEST GODDAMN BRIGE.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:21:21 pm
TUNNEL THROUGH THE EARTH TO CREATE PAN EUROAUSTRALIA BRIDGE

'Turns out, Aussies vote like everyone else' Oh Norton
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:27:30 pm
STRAYANS GOT 12 POINT AGAIN

STRAYAN VICTORY WHEN?!!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 23, 2015, 05:34:30 pm
Lithuania will get invaded tomorrow :D
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 05:39:53 pm
Russian point giver is really into his job. Or drunk. The Finnish commentators are also bitter that he stole their joke for the 12 points (eeevery year someone has to do it).
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:40:11 pm
Hahahahahaha, the crowd booed when Dmitri said 12 points from Russia go to Russia, can't handle the banters
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:43:04 pm
Holy shit, are Austria and Germany going to get tabled at 0?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 05:45:01 pm
SWEDEN CLAIMS VICTORY.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:45:31 pm
IKEAN OVERLORDS HAVE WON

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Sergarr on May 23, 2015, 05:49:26 pm
Wait did I miss the whole Eurovision thingie?

Was there anything interesting?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:50:26 pm
GERMAN AND AUSTRIA TABLED AT 0
FRANCE AT 4
UK AT 5
SWEDEN AT GORILLION

Wait did I miss the whole Eurovision thingie?

Was there anything interesting?
1. Sweeeeedaaaaaaaaaaaaan
2. Rusiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
3. Italyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Also, STRAYANS
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:51:50 pm
Sweden YES
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! 60th Anniversary HYPE
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 23, 2015, 05:52:15 pm
Calling it now - Sweden shall win.

Eh, I think I should become an oracle. :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: scriver on May 23, 2015, 05:55:41 pm
Goddammit Europe, you have no taste.

I don't want to have to pay for this spectacle again! :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Digital Hellhound on May 23, 2015, 05:56:11 pm
Australia better join next year too. Fifth place now, so it's a guaranteed triumph in the future.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 05:58:17 pm
Goddammit Europe, you have no taste.

I don't want to have to pay for this spectacle again! :P
Sorry Scriver, we Swedovision now
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Sergarr on May 23, 2015, 06:04:03 pm
Russia at second place? :o
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 23, 2015, 06:07:26 pm
Polan's plan foiled again. We've tried everything.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 06:11:25 pm
Russia at second place? :o
Yep, the song was nice

Polan's plan foiled again. We've tried everything.
Try, try again. One day Polan into sing! ONE DAY
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: scriver on May 23, 2015, 06:18:14 pm
Didn't Poland come second last year? The logical conclusion should have been to put beards on their sexy churners :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 23, 2015, 06:20:24 pm
Didn't Poland come second last year? The logical conclusion should have been to put beards on their sexy churners :P
...

GENIUS
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 23, 2015, 10:20:06 pm
WE ARE THE HEROES OF OUR TIME

HERO-O-O-O-OS

O-O-O-O-OS


Edit: Yeah, I saw it (as a recording) a few hours late in the US.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2015! SWEDE BORK BORK WIN
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 24, 2015, 03:55:12 am
It's ok man, as long as you've seen it you'll be safe when Swedish hologram soldiers stage a coup on Eurovision
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2016, 07:43:43 am
IT'S TIME AGAIN

Semi-finals tonight, then lather up your Swedes for the finals this Saturday 14th!

Important news, due to RAPID POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT, Eurovision voting reform has been enacted! (http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/how-eurovision-voting-work-new-7396790) What scandalous controversy!

Tfw Romania had to withdraw because they didn't pay their debts
Australia will be making an encore

Obligatory thread theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m33s)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: scriver on May 10, 2016, 10:16:31 am
Bah!

Humbug.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 10, 2016, 12:13:43 pm
Necromancer :)
Each Eurovision deserves its own thread with its own poll :)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Jopax on May 10, 2016, 01:10:46 pm
Huh, Croatia actually has a decent song this year, fancy that.

Eh, still don't give half a crap about the thing as a whole, it stopped being entertaining a long time ago, even on a cringy level.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Sinistar on May 10, 2016, 01:39:17 pm
Oh dear, Eurovision time again. Building bridges, la la la blah blah blah.

For a second there where I saw this thread I misread it as Evilvision.  ???

Surprisingly, our entry this year isn't completely silly. Bar the lyrics. I won't comment further.

Obligatory thread theme (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wFKNy0MZQ&feature=youtu.be&t=1m33s)
Catchy.

Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 10, 2016, 05:02:57 pm
Time to avoid this thread until after I get a chance to watch Eurovision (I'm in the US :P).
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 10, 2016, 05:52:01 pm
Necromancer :)
Each Eurovision deserves its own thread with its own poll :)
Poll will be updated in time for the finals! Been doin it every year for 3 years in a row now, so that makes it officially an ancient tradition that must be upheld
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 10, 2016, 08:01:08 pm
Bleh, the annoying host from the last time Sweden hosted is back.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: smjjames on May 10, 2016, 09:58:12 pm
IT'S TIME AGAIN

Semi-finals tonight, then lather up your Swedes for the finals this Saturday 14th!

Important news, due to RAPID POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT, Eurovision voting reform has been enacted! (http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/how-eurovision-voting-work-new-7396790) What scandalous controversy!

Could you explain the null vote thing? Is it like the actual error of 'null' or something?

Also Palestine is in there. I read something a couple weeks back about how the flag in their act got banned and they REALLY REALLY wanted their flag in there. It was blocked due to a general ban on various flags and symbols for political and other reasons. Also the Basque flag was blocked as well, and apparently that flag is a constitutional flag of Spain, so the article mentioned them complaining as well.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 10, 2016, 10:11:17 pm
Didn't Greece have a song called "One More Chance" with something that looked very similar to the EU flag in the background a year or two ago?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: scriver on May 11, 2016, 01:44:25 am
Could you explain the null vote thing? Is it like the actual error of 'null' or something?

Null just means none/zero in this case.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Vilanat on May 11, 2016, 10:08:26 am

Also Palestine is in there. I read something a couple weeks back about how the flag in their act got banned and they REALLY REALLY wanted their flag in there. It was blocked due to a general ban on various flags and symbols for political and other reasons. Also the Basque flag was blocked as well, and apparently that flag is a constitutional flag of Spain, so the article mentioned them complaining as well.

Palestine is not in there. their flag was banned along with Islamic state flag and other political non-actual-state flags.
Israel, on the other hand, is in there, despite not getting into this poll for some obscure (or not) reason.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 11, 2016, 01:26:30 pm
Yep, Eurovision banned all non-state flags. Some Crimean Tatars were rather dissapointed because they want theirs on TV screens.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2016, 12:44:07 pm
Seems rather silly to have flag regulation in a singing contest
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: smjjames on May 12, 2016, 12:51:43 pm

Also Palestine is in there. I read something a couple weeks back about how the flag in their act got banned and they REALLY REALLY wanted their flag in there. It was blocked due to a general ban on various flags and symbols for political and other reasons. Also the Basque flag was blocked as well, and apparently that flag is a constitutional flag of Spain, so the article mentioned them complaining as well.

Palestine is not in there. their flag was banned along with Islamic state flag and other political non-actual-state flags.
Israel, on the other hand, is in there, despite not getting into this poll for some obscure (or not) reason.

Can't they just not have the flag in their thing? I totally get them wanting to though.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2016, 01:04:02 pm
Palestine is not in there. their flag was banned along with Islamic state flag and other political non-actual-state flags.
Israel, on the other hand, is in there, despite not getting into this poll for some obscure (or not) reason.
Oh, if you're referring to the poll ITT, it's the poll for the 2015 finalists and I'm gonna update it when we get the 2016 finalists
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Vilanat on May 12, 2016, 01:34:22 pm
Can't they just not have the flag in their thing? I totally get them wanting to though.

What thing? they don't participate in the Eurovision, they just want their activists to flash their flag while Israel performs.

Palestine is not in there. their flag was banned along with Islamic state flag and other political non-actual-state flags.
Israel, on the other hand, is in there, despite not getting into this poll for some obscure (or not) reason.
Oh, if you're referring to the poll ITT, it's the poll for the 2015 finalists and I'm gonna update it when we get the 2016 finalists

Israel was at the 2015 finalists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-2K9U8UIs

This year i am bit conflicted on who to root for. i dislike Hovi star (Israel's singer), even though he studied at my highschool. the french singer is an Israeli which i rather liked when he performed in Israel and the british song was written by an ex-Israeli from "my" city. of those i think the french entry is the strongest.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: smjjames on May 12, 2016, 01:40:07 pm
Can't they just not have the flag in their thing? I totally get them wanting to though.

What thing? they don't participate in the Eurovision,

Then why are they complai...


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they just want their activists to flash their flag while Israel performs.

Oh. Also 'flag' euphenism, lol......
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 12, 2016, 03:53:38 pm
I watched every Eurovision starting from 2003 and IMO Ukraine never had a better song.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2016, 05:20:09 pm
Israel was at the 2015 finalists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-2K9U8UIs
Oh shit fam, what a gaff

All I remember from 2015 was the hologram children and the 0 tablers

This year i am bit conflicted on who to root for. i dislike Hovi star (Israel's singer), even though he studied at my highschool. the french singer is an Israeli which i rather liked when he performed in Israel and the british song was written by an ex-Israeli from "my" city. of those i think the french entry is the strongest.
If anyone has the balls to do another moustache song, root for them

I watched every Eurovision starting from 2003 and IMO Ukraine never had a better song.
FOREVER THIS ONE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 12, 2016, 09:21:16 pm
I watched every Eurovision starting from 2003 and IMO Ukraine never had a better song.
FOREVER THIS ONE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfjHJneVonE)

Wasn't that the one where they were in silver spacesuits and repeated German numbers? I never quite got the point.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Vilanat on May 14, 2016, 01:09:48 pm
This year the competition is going to be stiff, seeing the latest entry by ISIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzDD0dZU8U
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 14, 2016, 04:33:28 pm
Seems I'm rather late to my own thread, but I daresay the UK put on a good show just now. I also swear, does Justin look... Tired of this to anyone else?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 14, 2016, 05:30:25 pm
I watched the second semifinals yesterday. I basically have three questions:

How did Denmark not get in?
How did Ukraine get in?
Why was there a song about donuts?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 14, 2016, 05:32:03 pm
I watched the second semifinals yesterday. I basically have three questions:

How did Denmark not get in?
How did Ukraine get in?
Why was there a song about donuts?
This year was weak, it had no hype
This year was weak, it had no hype
This year was weak, it had no hype

I now know why they had to grab Justin in
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: smjjames on May 14, 2016, 05:40:15 pm
So..... when are we going to know the voting results?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 14, 2016, 05:46:08 pm
Kheh. I will enjoy Russian press for the next few days.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Vilanat on May 14, 2016, 05:46:20 pm
Ukraine's song was good, but not the best in my opinion. better than Australia though so gj televoters.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 14, 2016, 05:51:22 pm
Free hint to Australia - Get New Zealand to Eurovision next year. It is +12 points for you.

Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 14, 2016, 05:53:22 pm

Something tells me Russia will abstain next year. Remember that time Armenia participated in the Eurovision held in Baku?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 14, 2016, 05:56:21 pm
Spoiler: 2Guardian (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 14, 2016, 05:57:40 pm
I bear witness to slavic banter
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: News Justin, We're bringing sexy back
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 14, 2016, 06:00:00 pm
Spoiler: 2Guardian (click to show/hide)
Eh, I was rooting for the Georgians. Russia's song was too generic, even if we don't take that veeeeeeery little "Europeans hating Russia with a fury of 10000 supernovas" problem into account.

I dislike political songs at Eurovision very much, though, so that pic applies to me slightly.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Shook on May 14, 2016, 06:26:35 pm
OK SO

having watched basically only the final part of this i would like to say that i would have voted for that glorious example winner song constructed by those crazy swedes if i could

It is now clearer than ever to me that as much as Denmark and Sweden may make fun of each other, they are pretty much siblings. :v
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 14, 2016, 06:29:50 pm
I haven't been following the shenanigans. Was Poland Stronk as usual?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 14, 2016, 06:36:23 pm
I haven't been following the shenanigans. Was Poland Stronk as usual?
Yeah, 7 points from the juries and 200 something from the people.

Judging by the weird voting patterns, the EBU asked the Belarusian Electoral Committee for help with the counting of the votes. :P
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Owlbread on May 14, 2016, 06:44:07 pm
Слава Україні!

I can just imagine Putin moving his little red model tanks around on a map of Eastern Europe right now.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: smjjames on May 14, 2016, 06:58:29 pm
Linkage to results?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 14, 2016, 07:12:37 pm
http://eurovisionworld.com/?eurovision=2016
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: smjjames on May 14, 2016, 07:27:53 pm
Just out of curiosity, when are you going to let us Americans in? ;)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 14, 2016, 07:33:58 pm
You need to join State by State. This way you will have more votes for winning.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Sergarr on May 15, 2016, 02:38:08 am
lol @ Germany at the very last place

no one likes Germans singing it seems

also lol @ Russia being at the third place (and very close to the first two) despite being de-facto in Cold War situation with the better part of Europe + having invaded & occupied 2 countries within like three years

seems like Europeans still on some level like them some good display of brute force

filthy barbarians
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Jopax on May 15, 2016, 03:16:35 am
Nah, Europe likes Russia, it's just being very tsundere about it it seems.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Comrade P. on May 15, 2016, 04:01:56 am
As long as Neuromonakh Feofan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNpLuXOg7xQ) is not representing Russia, I will not support our contestant, ever.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: scriver on May 15, 2016, 05:16:59 am
My two favorites was Poland and Austria this year. Both were shunned by the juries but among the top receivers of the popular vote.

I am the generic man.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Erkki on May 15, 2016, 05:45:57 am
lol @ Germany at the very last place

no one likes Germans singing it seems

also lol @ Russia being at the third place (and very close to the first two) despite being de-facto in Cold War situation with the better part of Europe + having invaded & occupied 2 countries within like three years

seems like Europeans still on some level like them some good display of brute force

filthy barbarians

Perhaps people just voted for the song, disregarding politics(when it came to Russia's song). For once.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 15, 2016, 08:12:36 am
Or Europeans and European leadership do not match up when it comes to Russia
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Sergarr on May 15, 2016, 08:33:18 am
lol @ Germany at the very last place

no one likes Germans singing it seems

also lol @ Russia being at the third place (and very close to the first two) despite being de-facto in Cold War situation with the better part of Europe + having invaded & occupied 2 countries within like three years

seems like Europeans still on some level like them some good display of brute force

filthy barbarians

Perhaps people just voted for the song, disregarding politics(when it came to Russia's song). For once.
I don't think that's how it works. There is a rather large history of previous Eurovision winners being largely defined not by their songs, but by the "message" that making them the winner sends to the "world".
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 15, 2016, 09:40:35 am
There's two things at work:

Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: smjjames on May 15, 2016, 10:25:10 am
There's two things at work:

  • Voting blocks along cultural ties (for example, the UK will almost always give Ireland 12 points and Ireland give UK 8 points), the Balkanites and Austria are pretty close nit, the Nordic countries buff each other up with 12s all the time so Swedan and Norway get mad 12 points)
  • The judges will vote you for "brave" messages their 12 points, if you maximize diversity points prepare to get enriched with the points
Yeah, Azerbaijan and Belarus (those Russian satellites) gave Russia maximum 24 points, though Azerbaijan also gave Ukraine lots of points as well.

You need to join State by State. This way you will have more votes for winning.

That makes as much sense as Ukraine joining in Province by Province.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Erkki on May 15, 2016, 11:41:36 am
lol @ Germany at the very last place

no one likes Germans singing it seems

also lol @ Russia being at the third place (and very close to the first two) despite being de-facto in Cold War situation with the better part of Europe + having invaded & occupied 2 countries within like three years

seems like Europeans still on some level like them some good display of brute force

filthy barbarians

Perhaps people just voted for the song, disregarding politics(when it came to Russia's song). For once.
I don't think that's how it works. There is a rather large history of previous Eurovision winners being largely defined not by their songs, but by the "message" that making them the winner sends to the "world".

That logic.

Ukraine gave Russia's song full points because they just LOVE being invaded, right?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 15, 2016, 11:58:19 am
Ukraine gave 12 points to Russia because we have enough politically obsessed pro-Russian who are happy to spend some money to vote twenty times from each sim card they have. :)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Erkki on May 15, 2016, 12:19:30 pm
Ukraine gave 12 points to Russia because we have enough politically obsessed pro-Russian who are happy to spend some money to vote twenty times from each sim card they have. :)

Maybe - is the patriotic part of the nation, which should be 2/3 of it at least, that much poorer?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 15, 2016, 12:29:34 pm
There are no direct Anti-Russia vote in this system.

If there was a parallel vote for the "Worst Eurovision song" than Russia would get the 1st place there no matter what kind of song they have.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Sergarr on May 15, 2016, 01:05:24 pm
lol @ Germany at the very last place

no one likes Germans singing it seems

also lol @ Russia being at the third place (and very close to the first two) despite being de-facto in Cold War situation with the better part of Europe + having invaded & occupied 2 countries within like three years

seems like Europeans still on some level like them some good display of brute force

filthy barbarians

Perhaps people just voted for the song, disregarding politics(when it came to Russia's song). For once.
I don't think that's how it works. There is a rather large history of previous Eurovision winners being largely defined not by their songs, but by the "message" that making them the winner sends to the "world".

That logic.

Ukraine gave Russia's song full points because they just LOVE being invaded, right?
Ukraine gave Russia's song full points, because the whole Eastern/Southern half of Ukraine is pro-Russian and thus evidently has voted for Russia, while the Western half of Ukraine had its vote defocused and spread over many countries, because they don't really have a preference for any given country in Europe.

Western Ukraine really needs to settle down and choose what kind of central European country they like better, i.e. UK, France, or Germany, and imitate/adore them and only them, instead of the current vague "European" orientation. Maybe then they would've been able to give 12 points to not-Russia.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 15, 2016, 02:28:27 pm
Pls giv ur 12 points to us
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Vilanat on May 15, 2016, 05:56:51 pm
I wish Eurovision would have released the total votes each song got by the televoters. could be interesting to see how it would have changed the rankings, considering countries like San Marino that gets equal weight despite contributing probably less than 1% of Germany's total votes.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Ukrainian Ranger on May 15, 2016, 07:43:55 pm
I don't think that's how it works. There is a rather large history of previous Eurovision winners being largely defined not by their songs, but by the "message" that making them the winner sends to the "world".
How I missed this?

The whole idea of any good song is a message to listeners. Good songs try to provoke emotions and thoughts. If song fails to do that than it is a forgettable combination of sounds.

Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: mainiac on May 15, 2016, 09:19:38 pm
Good songs try to provoke emotions and thoughts. If song fails to do that than it is a forgettable combination of sounds.
Clearly you are missing out, dude. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Vilanat on May 16, 2016, 03:19:21 am
The only song i'll remember from this Eurovision is Bulgaria's, which also should have won in my opinion. i already forgot all of the other songs except Israel's and France's but next week those will get forgoten as well.

Overall it was an extremely weak Eurovision.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2016: Glory glory UKRAINE! Aussies and Ruskies vanquished!
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2017, 06:19:09 am
HOW EXCITED ARE YOU WE ARE SUPER EXCITED DEFINITELY TOO EXCITED FOR GRAMMAR. - British Newspaper, announcing Eurovision 2017

UK, Italy, Spain, Germany and France are automatically through to the finals, although the UK is to hold a telereferendum on voting to leave Eurovision, with France demanding voting reform or else they'll go on singer's strike. Russia pulled out last month and will not be singing this year, after learning they weren't allowed to annex the stage. Australia is pleased that 2 years in, no one has noticed their brilliant infiltration scheme. Moldova, Azerbaijan, Greece, Sweden, Portugal, Poland, Armenia, Cyprus and Belgium won through the first semi-finals, with the full list of contestants to be revealed upon the conclusion of tonight's second semi-finals!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 11, 2017, 07:14:00 am
Now that Russia is out of the contest due to Yugoslav-tier petty nationalist bickering, the big question arises - who will vote for whom in the former USSR?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Comrade P. on May 11, 2017, 07:46:31 am
Now that Russia is out of the contest due to Yugoslav-tier petty nationalist bickering, the big question arises - who will vote for whom in the former USSR?

Could it be that for once people will just pick the song they liked and vote for that?

Nah, that'd be stupid; who would miss out on an opportunity to bicker on international level.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Silverthrone on May 11, 2017, 07:54:04 am
I was thinking of sitting this year out, frankly. It seems more like a gap-year, with all the Ukranian-Russian blocking and counter-blocking in the air. Still, I decided to see the first semi-finals, and it is certainly amusing. It will do.

I still cannot believe that Man In Suit, On Treadmill lasted into the finals. It is a perfectly servicable, sensible little bit of pop, but that is about it, really. Still, fingers crossed, for the glory of the fatherland.

Brief description of the highlights: Moldova attempting to tap into the old well of Numa Numa magic, with reasonable success. Also features Epic Sax Guy, Esq., which is a pleasant reunion. Azerbaijan provides a pleasant whiff of emo from the past, though the haze of dementia and horse masks. Meanwhile, Australia soldiers on, simply happy to be there, in the shape of what appears to be Birkan Tore's younger brother in hastily blackened clown shoes. They make a strangely natural edition to the festivities, geographical location be damned. Did not pass, I fear. Neither did Finland, despite a lovely, mellow sing-song, featuring a grand piano filled with liquid nitrogen.

Belgium, meanwhile, abandoned a 17 year old girl to fend for herself on stage. I do not know if the song is supposed to be sung as if the singer is one moment away from breaking down in tears, but it is rather memorable for it, I must say. Greece decided to spice up their number (singing woman, salmon pink dress) with two beautiful men in breeches pretending to do their laundry. Luckily, Portugal were on hand to diminish the confusion by putting the audience to sleep, with their usual contribution of slow latin meander.

Also, Poland. Evidently, someone have stolen her top from the wardrobe, and she had to lash her breasts down with the help of a towel. She did a remarkable performance in spite of this, mind. Montenegro decided to make a mark by sending in a very balletic gentleman with a gigantic pony-tail. I imagined he has repeated the performance many times before; that thing could take your leg off.

Sweden sent the afore-mentioned Man with Suit, treadmill and back-up quartet. As I have said, there is an odd sense of in-offensive efficiency about it, but I cannot say that it is the candidate I would have liked to see. Still. It could be worse. Such as whatever it was that possessed the Latvians to select their performance. It is a monument to tackyness, with a vague rave motif that reminds of a mid-nineties high-school party. I do not know what happened, but I imagine that there was a terrible fire in their wardrobe at some point, and while they were desperately making new sets and costumes, the power went out, and they had to do so in pitch darkness. I also imagine that the glue and paint went to their head at some point during those trials.

Oooh, it will be very amusing, seeing the next batch tonight!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2017, 08:29:26 am
Could it be that for once people will just pick the song they liked and vote for that?
Nice joke comrade

@Silverthrone your commentary is amazing
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 11, 2017, 09:54:38 am
Honestly, I was pretty disappointed by the first semifinal. iirc Sweden's was good and there was another moderately OK one and then the rest were pretty lame. Silverthrone's summary kind of sums it up - there were lots of unique acts but they weren't unique in an artistically pleasing way. Also, most of the songs were boring/tuneless/annoying.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Max™ on May 11, 2017, 11:17:25 am
[thefunk@archenstein .df]$ git hype
git: 'hype' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
        grep
[thefunk@archenstein]
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2017, 06:20:29 am
[thefunk@archenstein .df]$ git hype
git: 'hype' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Did you mean this?
        grep
[thefunk@archenstein]
sorry I don't speak italian
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Silverthrone on May 13, 2017, 08:41:44 am
Right, the finals is due in a few hours. Rather exciting.

Some of the more noteworthy performances from Thursday's Round Two.

Serbia.
While eager and able, one gets the impression that a mistake has been made somewhere, and the performance turned into an advert for some brand of mineral water. A sponsorship deal, perhaps. It would appear that it quite en vogue this year with beautiful men in breeches appearing on stage. Perhaps one of Greece's men got loose.

Austria.
A man, singing a song, perched on a glittering polystyrene crescent moon, bathing in a sea of stage smoke. Lovely stage-work, shame about the song. It is rather banal, it never quite gets airborne, and the smoke cannot hide that for long. Surely?

Macedonia.
A lovely, cosmopolitan little party song. Not enough on its own to move further, I fear, but we are all the richer for having made acquaintance with it.
Referring to my notes, it also says 'Sexy', underscored three times, followed by 'the best kind of'. I stand by that, were there a special award for attractive performance, this matter would be settled.

Malta.
Once more unto the breach for Malta. It is basic, it is smart. A lovely woman with a pleasant voice singing something soft and melodic. About the only bell-and-whistle is the background screen, with fleeting portraits of the singer mixed with equally fleeting portraits of what seems to be an angel's busom.

Hungary.
A delightful gypsy folk song performance. Something different, with rap, fiddle and belly dancing, oh, my. Rather reminded me of The Hunchback of Notre Dame (hopefully with a marked absence of Frollo). It is my favourite of this round, without a doubt. I am glad that someone got the 'celebrate diversity' memo in time, and remembered to put something of their culture front and centre.

The Netherlands.
Three sisters, singing a song and doing it very well. They wear different variants of black, glittery stage dress, which does make me think they must have raided Eddie Monsoon's wardrobe on the way. They have a good presence on stage, and an excellent chemistry between them. Reliable little performance, all things told.

Croatia.
A fat man with a fantastic voice enters the stage. He has endeavoured to sing for two, and does so well. It is odd, but it is a fairly remarkable one-man act. The stage also features the most rainbows of the year.

Romania.
The Romanians managed to pay the entry fee this year, although I fear that the expense is reflected in their Spartan wardrobe. Still, they are here, and will yodel the night away in happiness and joy, backed by their background screen served hot from Clipart.
Despite these budget constraints, they do a rather good job of it. It is an oddity, and a fun one at that.

Bulgaria.
Another youngster abandoned before the microphone. He is, however, a very gifted and able performer, and really takes command of the stage. Even if this Eurovision business does not work out, I do believe that he can look forward to a promising career in music.

Denmark.
Denmark goes back to the very basics, with a pleasant little pop song, performed very well indeed by the most Danish woman by mortal born. Her voice is excellent, but it is, sadly, a rather mediocre song that it is put to work with.

Ireland.
Well. Castrate Harry Potter, basically. Young boy, aboard an air balloon wreathed in smoke. Not a poorly done performance at any stretch of the word, but it is awfully soft and high in pitch. It simply gives the impression that a mistake has been made, and that somewhere, an adult pop-singer has been cast in the Children's Eurovision Song Contest.

Belarus.
White. Dazzling, blinding white, like the sun over the frozen steppe. Their clothes are white, the stage smoke is white, the plywood hovercraft that they are perched on is white, even the man's guitar has been draped in white lace. It is fitting, for it all resembles soft-serve vanilla ice cream. It is soft, airy, thick and really rather sweet. And as long as one eats it before it melts or attract flies, it is perfectly serviceable.

Norway.
I fear that a group of wanted criminals at large might be trying to use the Eurovision contest as a means to escape the law. That strikes me as a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why most of the Norwegian back-up performers are in disguise. Nice masks, mind; Daft Punk on the dole, as it were. Techno-pop with a good beat and a pleasant sound, which might very well make it to the top. Fairly significant competition for Mr. Treadmill to think of.

Switzerland.
Come with me, let us wander through the yellow and purple haze of Apollon! Let us lie down, and let the waves of high-grade popcorn pop give us a precious moment of peace and stillness.
The singer is, I must note, also remarkably beautiful, one of the few individuals who can wear a great yellow dress, while also perched on top of a yellow pillar, and make it all complement her so well.
It is my second favourite of the evening. I do not know why, I suspect hypnosis.

Israel.
Unable to afford sleeves for his shirt, the Israeli performer must manage without, but I imagine that the ventilation is welcome for his muscles. He sings quite well, so perhaps sleeves were but a dead weight that he is the richer for having shed. Some escaped lunatics in tattered strait-jackets enters the stage, possibly because they failed their try-outs to become Men in Breeches for all the other performances. Lively, jolly, futuristic hopping-pop.


Highlight Reel.

Ms. Jana Burceska of Macedonia did not pass the selection (a bit of a shame, I quite liked it), but she received a damned good consolation prize when her boyfriend took the opportunity to propose while on air in the green room. Lovely to see, absolutely lovely. I suppose such things are difficult to value, but I would say that a husband is more than comparable to a shot at the Eurovision trophy. Best hopes and wishes to the couple, of course.

They also give suitable credit to Jon Ola Sand, head chief of the whole business, and leader of the Swedish expeditionary force dispatched to help the Ukrainians run the show. I find it rather sweet, I must say.
“Tjyort vos'mi, Boris! Show is not work! Situation is slipping out of fingers!”
“Tvojio mat! We need expert chelp! Wait, I of know! I call him now.”
-Telephone rings-
“Good börk, Sviden speeking!”

Meanwhile, the Three Men in a Boat of the evening, the on-stage presenters, keep soldiering on, valiant before their lack of charm, timing and chemistry. Well, to be fair, one of the three (Timur, possibly Lenk), spends the programs banished to the “Khreen chroom”, while his two mates manage the factory floor business.
Timur Lenk tries, oh, do he try. And yet, quite a number of the performers simply cannot understand what he is saying. A meaningful exchange thus depends on how well the performer groups have mastered English. Of course, despite such problems, it is all jolliness and peace, which is precisely what this little get-together is all about.

What intrigues me this year is that the big Scandinavian Three all made it in. A bit of neighbourly competition, which could take some fascinating turns. I believe Finland will have a great deal of influence, depending on if they will give some loyalty votes (and for whom), or if they will beat their own path.
Bulgaria has thrown a rather nasty trick in the works, I must say. Very young performers tend to harvest quite a lot of sympathy votes, at least on national level. Of course, this is the finale. This is where no convention cannot be broken, and where anything can happen. We anticipate.

Of course, tomorrow, the Big Five (Germany, France, Italy, Great Britain and Spain) joins the frey. Italy has a man in an ape-suit join the stage, which is always notable. The British performance will be interesting to see. I do hope they work their way to a good spot in the table this year, or the Daily Mail readership will likely demand an exit from Eurovision, as well.
As a final note before the finale, the Portugese song seems to be strangely popular, and is a very real contender for victory. How? I cannot understand what people seem to see in it. It puts me to sleep, as lovely and... Song-y as it is. It certainly cannot compete with Mr. Epic Saxophone Man, nor with the Italian Gorilla. Surely.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 13, 2017, 02:40:24 pm
And Belarus were shit. Sounded like a song from a new Disney movie set in Africa.
Still better than all the shit Belarus have sent to ESC over the past years.  :-\

P.S. Moldova is very generic. Not even the Epic Sax Guy can help it.

P.P.S. Either Bulgaria or Italy will win this year.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2017, 02:49:37 pm
Moldova forgot you can't force memes. Netherlands actually made someone here fall asleep. Hungary pretty Magyar, 10/10. Italy's song was catchy, had a gorilla (why?). Yet to see something really noteworthy
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: TheDarkStar on May 13, 2017, 02:52:29 pm
My guess is Hungary, but I haven't been able to watch the finals yet.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 stay awake
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2017, 03:09:43 pm
Updated poll, 80% sure didn't miss any country this time, but am typing on phone so shit happens m8s
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 git hype
Post by: scriver on May 13, 2017, 04:26:52 pm
Moldova forgot you can't force memes. Netherlands actually made someone here fall asleep. Hungary pretty Magyar, 10/10. Italy's song was catchy, had a gorilla (why?). Yet to see something really noteworthy

According to our commentators, it's because of the song being about how we in the west are getting stupider and soon apes will be smarter than us.

I voted for the yodeling group. I can't remember what country it was.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 stay awake
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 13, 2017, 04:32:36 pm
The hosts have made me cringe so hard today, holy shit. What were the organizers thinking?

Also, the only redeeming quality of all top songs this year is "Compared to the rest, we're actually good!". On their own, all the songs are absolutely awful.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 stay awake
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2017, 04:39:01 pm
God bless the Aussie who gave his bote of confidence to the UK
According to our commentators, it's because of the song being about how we in the west are getting stupider and soon apes will be smarter than us.

I voted for the yodeling group. I can't remember what country it was.
Romania iirc. Also commentators usually bullshit for bants

The hosts have made me cringe so hard today, holy shit. What were the organizers thinking?

Also, the only redeeming quality of all top songs this year is "Compared to the rest, we're actually good!". On their own, all the songs are absolutely awful.
Belarus, Italy, Hungary had its niche, France, UK and Germany were good if not terribly catchy, Croatia 2 4 1d it and... Yeah. Ukraine's symphony was sick

Also symbolic horse head
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 stay awake
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2017, 04:43:34 pm
An Aussie just mooned the camera hahaha fucking amazing cheeky stage crasher
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Guardian G.I. on May 13, 2017, 04:52:20 pm
OK, I think Portugal will win this. The prevailing voting trend is already clear.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Strongpoint on May 13, 2017, 05:02:18 pm
I like how "professional" juries vote for neighbours :D
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Silverthrone on May 13, 2017, 05:43:55 pm
Portugal?

Why? Why, why, why? What is wrong with people?

This is the first ESC result that I have felt genuinely upset over. I jolly well am. How?! Why that oh-so-safe, meandering sleeping pill of a song? When compared to all the options, what sort of person would choose that one? I cannot believe it.

Well, due congratulations to Portugal, of course. It is a fair victory. But Lord my Creator, let it not be the start of a trend...
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2017, 05:51:34 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A national hero
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Silverthrone on May 13, 2017, 06:02:00 pm
It was inevitable.

EDIT: Actual content.

Beyond my general saltness regarding the Portugese victory (the only song in the competition that I did not think ought to win), I must say that it was a quite pleasant contest this year. Quite a good harvest of songs, and some lovely stage-work. A jolly good old show, quite simply.

I believe my personal favourite remains Azjerbaijan's Skeletons. I adore the sound of it, and I liked the surreal atmosphere it built. Second is Belgium. That performance really did grow on me. She has a rather unusual voice, one that I quite like, and it was a pretty damned good song that it went to work on, as well. Lovely. I do hope that this result gives her a good career push.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 13, 2017, 06:24:03 pm
Eh Portugal was acceptable, the obligatory safe winner. I'm cool with them winning simply because Portugal's not won in ages, or well ever, thus it's pretty cool that they get the trophy now. Gotta agree that Belgium's one was lovely, however it's not something older gens of Europe would find particularly interesting. I just want to know what the horse head man standing atop the ladder in the emo toilet stall meant in Azerbaijan
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Antioch on May 13, 2017, 06:46:09 pm
As always Eurovision gives us an insight in the world of ass-kissing and corruption.

I particularly liked how Ukraine just flat out refused entry to the Russian entry.

Another jewel was the Spanish entry that won their national selection by coming in 3rd in the popular vote, but was chosen by the "professional" jury anyway because they had  a (documented) personal interest in the entry they choose.

And who can forget Greece and Cyprus giving each other 12 points again? They have only done so in 18 out of 19 times since the introduction of televoting.

Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Antioch on May 13, 2017, 06:46:31 pm
Apart from that I liked Norway
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Sergarr on May 13, 2017, 09:38:59 pm
Wait, it's already over? Man, these contests pass so fast when you don't pay attention to them...
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: smjjames on May 13, 2017, 09:47:12 pm
As always Eurovision gives us an insight in the world of ass-kissing and corruption.

I particularly liked how Ukraine just flat out refused entry to the Russian entry.

Another jewel was the Spanish entry that won their national selection by coming in 3rd in the popular vote, but was chosen by the "professional" jury anyway because they had  a (documented) personal interest in the entry they choose.

And who can forget Greece and Cyprus giving each other 12 points again? They have only done so in 18 out of 19 times since the introduction of televoting.

It was more that Russia then threw a tantrum and pulled out, they could have used a different performer, telecasted it, etc, but they decided to just pull out and not show Eurovision.

But yes, Eurovision is full of buttkissing and favor giving, it's pretty well known for that.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Yoink on May 13, 2017, 10:23:18 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A national hero
If only he'd let one rip into the microphone while he was up there, would have been the closest thing to good music in the entire contest. :))   
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: ChairmanPoo on May 14, 2017, 02:20:35 am


Another jewel was the Spanish entry that won their national selection by coming in 3rd in the popular vote, but was chosen by the "professional" jury anyway because they had  a (documented) personal interest in the entry they choose.
 
I've never given two flying ducks about Eurovision but yeah this made it to the news. The guy proceeded  to insult the public after being "chosen"

Tbh I think that Spanish Eurovision has always leaned in towards being bullshit.

Eg: The reason why juries can override the popular vote was that for a couple of years people at forocoches (something on the lines of Spain's 4chan/ebaumsworls... really big)  coordinated voting campaigns to get joke performers sent to Eurovision.  (Just google 'Rodolfo chiquilicuatre'.).  And the reason they did this was that Spanish singers in Eurovision tend to either suck, make purely average songs to please everybody, or both (my general impression is that this guy was both. Hence the terrible result)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2017 Aussie bums out for europe
Post by: Antioch on May 14, 2017, 02:29:59 am


Another jewel was the Spanish entry that won their national selection by coming in 3rd in the popular vote, but was chosen by the "professional" jury anyway because they had  a (documented) personal interest in the entry they choose.
 
I've never given two flying ducks about Eurovision but yeah this made it to the news. The guy proceeded  to insult the public after being "chosen"

Tbh I think that Spanish Eurovision has always leaned in towards being bullshit.

Eg: The reason why juries can override the popular vote was that for a couple of years people at forocoches (something on the lines of Spain's 4chan/ebaumsworls... really big)  coordinated voting campaigns to get joke performers sent to Eurovision.  (Just google 'Rodolfo chiquilicuatre'.).  And the reason they did this was that Spanish singers in Eurovision tend to either suck, make purely average songs to please everybody, or both (my general impression is that this guy was both. Hence the terrible result)

Yeah Spain's debacle is a really juicy story:

http://metro.co.uk/2017/02/15/is-spain-heading-for-nul-points-at-eurovision-2017-after-song-selection-scandal-6448463/
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 08, 2018, 08:00:21 pm
It's back
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 08, 2018, 08:07:28 pm
It just won't die. Why won't it die?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 08, 2018, 08:13:01 pm
It just won't die. Why won't it die?
Every year the nations of Europe rejuvenate the beast with the blood of their pop stars in order to satiate its unending appetite for attention. Legends fortell the return of the legendary Australian whose perfect moon can at last slay the beast, but in our time of greatest need, he was getting drunk in Melbourne
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 08, 2018, 08:28:38 pm
I think the standing plan is to slowly poison the beast with bottom-of-the-barrel offerings.

the legendary Australian whose perfect moon...
Aye, Polan was stronk with this one.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: smjjames on May 10, 2018, 08:16:45 pm
So, Russia failed to get into the second semifinals, that's gonna sting: http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-44074233

Also, list of countries to make it through to the finals:

    Albania
    Austria
    Australia
    Bulgaria
    Cyprus
    Czech Republic
    Denmark
    Estonia
    Finland
    France
    Germany
    Hungary
    Ireland
    Israel
    Italy
    Lithuania
    Moldova
    The Netherlands
    Norway
    Portugal
    Serbia
    Slovenia
    Spain
    Sweden
    Ukraine
    United Kingdom
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: scriver on May 11, 2018, 02:33:48 am
I'm rooting for Australia. I haven't heard any song yet so I'm doing it just for the fun of an Oceanian country winning the Eurovision.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 11, 2018, 08:32:39 am
fanks smjames, updated the polls
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2018, 02:57:53 pm
WTF
SOMEONE STOLE THE MIC FROM UK AND THE UK SINGER WAS ACTUALLY GOOD THIS YEAR

DICK MOVE DUDE

DICK MOVE
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: scriver on May 12, 2018, 05:09:34 pm
why the fuck isn't Spain getting any votes

fuck you europe

fuck you
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: da_nang on May 12, 2018, 06:23:17 pm
I predict the next year's winning song will probably be related to Middle Eastern shenanigans.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Ametsala on May 12, 2018, 06:33:54 pm
Best part about Israel winning is the comments the guy handing over the trophy made about the song earlier:
"Youtube forced me to see her. Suddenly, Youtube thought I'd like the song of Israel, and then I opened that and there was a horrible song."
(Personally, I like the song, except for the chorus)

Couldn't find his original tweet and it's probably in Portuguese anyway, so here's a random tweet for source:
https://twitter.com/encryptedlove_/status/994188994979221504

Btw, I think the juries should be banished. Seriously, points to Sweden and Austria!? Not to mention all the stuff where jury points go to the "we like this country in general" entries. At least the voters have some sense. (Okay, Austria was okay, but Sweden was pretty much the poor man's Czech Republic this year.)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 12, 2018, 08:55:23 pm
Juries are complete shit. Been caught selling votes, they judge on the rehearsal and not on the show - and the fact that their unity and coherence with other judges allows them to focus on one act where the voters will spread their votes around allows them to completely stack votes on their favourite candidate and ensure they will win even with mediocre performance in the popular vote. There's simply no bloody fun to be had if before the singing has begun the bookies have already announced the favourite to win and everyone bloody knows it. Absolutely haram tbqh
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Shook on May 13, 2018, 08:35:41 am
Gotta say, i'm amused by the vast difference between jury and people when it came to Sweden (high jury, bottom-tier people) and Denmark (low jury, top 5 people). Just goes to show that the juries don't know what they fuck they're doing. :V
To be fair to Israel though, they'd have won even without the jury votes (even though i CRINGED about the "thank you for choosing different"), so I GUESS that's a well deserved victory.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: scriver on May 13, 2018, 10:59:29 am
I was so upset that Sweden was getting points and it felt so good when I realised it was only jury points and then the people's voice just totally crushed the guy. Loathed the entry, loathe the guy singing it, loathe his whole family, loathe that he got sent to Eurovision in itself.

Spain should have won though.

All in all I felt there was quite many calm ballady songs this year. I like those.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Jopax on May 13, 2018, 05:11:48 pm
I'll just leave this here:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 16, 2018, 07:43:00 pm
I'll just leave this here:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Nice bit of irl shitposting tbh

Gotta say, i'm amused by the vast difference between jury and people when it came to Sweden (high jury, bottom-tier people) and Denmark (low jury, top 5 people). Just goes to show that the juries don't know what they fuck they're doing. :V
To be fair to Israel though, they'd have won even without the jury votes (even though i CRINGED about the "thank you for choosing different"), so I GUESS that's a well deserved victory.
The costuming choice was a tad tasteless too, I'm all for cultural exchange, but wearing the cultural dress of others to wear around how commercially 'different' you are is a dick move on many levels
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: Sheb on May 17, 2018, 12:25:26 pm
Moldova stole my heart. They even had flag-coloured suite for christ's sake!
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: smjjames on March 23, 2019, 10:25:27 pm
*REANIMATION RITUAL!!!!!*

lol.

Anyways, decided to dig up this thread along with posting on the Europol thread. Looks like Iceland is going all rebel this year. (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-47536433). Noticed it when I scrolled down some on BBC.

Looking at the official videos though:

Albania: Something about romance during war? after edoot: Still sounds romancey

Armenia: Gothic electro-rock? dunno. after edoot: the lyrics also sound gothic.

Australia: singing in a massive tower dress. How does she get down from that?

Austria: *shrug emoticon*

Azerbaijan: Psychidelica Aquatica

Belarus: Looks completely normal in the Eurovision scheme of things. And I didn't listen to the lyrics, both because most of them probably aren't in english anyway and captions/subtitles aren't provided. edoot: Derp, the lyrics are provided in english text.

Belgium: Supposed to be a melancholic song I guess, according to the artist.

Croatia: Singing in angel wings. Not the weirdest that's come out of Eurovision.

edoot2: Apparently many of them are originally in english, okay....

Cyprus: Um, has Eurovision been this R rated before? I'm sure it probably has as theres all kinds of weird stuff every year.

Czech Republic: City life I suppose.

Denmark: Got no silly comment for this one.

Estonia: Guitar solo, cool I guess.

Finland: Not gothic metal this year.

France: Definetly French.

Georgia (the country, that is): Sounds patriotic maybe. Also, theres some words that don't translate into english.

Greece: Lots of, um, meaning? The song is about love, which is a recurring theme.

Hungary: A returning artist, and pretty good song I think.

Germany: Okay cool. No silly comments or observations here.

Iceland: Mentioned earlier.

Ireland: The song is apparently yabbing about the number 22 :/

Israel: Pretty soulful

Italy: You know, for all of Italys moaning about immigrants (which isn't entirely unjustified due to just happening to be the closest point of land to the North African coast) and the current politics over there, it's ironic that the chosen singer has an Italian mother and an Egyptian father. The original lyrics are also a mix of Italian and Arabic.

Latvia: Another song about love.

Lithuania: Also about love.

Malta: Tropical! lol.

Moldova: Romance is a recurring theme.

North Macedonia: Formerly FYROM. That's all I've got.

Norway: Sky spirits, coolness.

Poland: Very folksy. Traditional Poland is traditional.

Portugal: Didn't really expect sillyness from Portugal, then again, Eurovision IS silly season.

Romania: One of the sillier entries this year.

Russia: The artist doesn't deserve the 'BOO! HISS!' I'd have given Russia.

San Marino: The artist is also a qualified dentist, weird things in the world.

Serbia: Another song about love.

Slovenia: Stuff about planes and winter.

Spain: Has hybrid musical character according to the description and bio.

Sweden: Seems like everybody wants to sing about love for this Eurovision. Maybe it's a subconscious hint in the European psyche?

Switzerland: Dirty dancin', dirty dancin'

The Netherlands: LUUUURRRVVVEEEE

UK: I almost wish it were a song about Brexit.

USA!: Heh, I wish, if just to see what we would pick to send over to Eurovision.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2018 Portucool
Post by: scriver on March 24, 2019, 07:29:16 am
The Swedish contestant also wrote the song if the UK winner.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Israelly not about politics
Post by: Loud Whispers on March 24, 2019, 08:20:59 am
Is the list of contestants confirmed? I wanna update the poll for 2019

OH BOY ICELAND WHAT ARE YOU DOIN FAM

It's a spicy day when EU politics thread and Eurovision thread become one
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Israelly not about politics
Post by: RedKing on March 24, 2019, 12:36:37 pm
I, for one, welcome our BDSM* Viking overlords.

*Double pun, since they're part of the BDS movement.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Israelly not about politics
Post by: Rockeater on March 24, 2019, 12:49:50 pm
Is it that all Eurovision get so much into politics in the hosting nation or it's just here being here?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Israelly not about politics
Post by: smjjames on March 24, 2019, 02:46:46 pm
Is it that all Eurovision get so much into politics in the hosting nation or it's just here being here?

The Icelandic entry is the only one that I know of that is definetly pushing their act as political. While I saw a BBC news entry about a bunch of contestants asking to move the venue from Israel and that Ukraine dropped out due to internal politics, if any of the other acts are being political with their acts, they're being more subtle about it.

I don't actually follow Eurovision news, just saw that Icelandic one on the BBC and the other two articles I just mentioned were sidebarred in that article.

Of course though, the lyrics and videos show only a portion of the whole entry, so politics could show up in later parts of the act.

I was mainly just making silly comments and observations on viewing the videos.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Israelly not about politics
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 14, 2019, 12:51:05 pm
It's coming bois

I'm gonna try stay up to 3:00AM and livestream the finals from China but boy is it gonna be difficult for technical and practical reasons. If I die, go on without me eurocomrades

All the Americans here have taken one look at the anti-capitalist techno-dystopian BDSM and concluded that the eurovision singing contest is a strange and wonderful thing, that isn't european, apolitical or a singing contest
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 18, 2019, 09:27:54 am
Get in there! I've updated the poll in alphabetic order, pls no voting until the show voting begins. I'm gonna be up till 5 AM in Eastern Time watching this crap and I've got work tomorrow, so godspeed are lads this is gonna be a fucking weird euroyear

Official livestream (no commentary) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsx4pVjUth0)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: scriver on May 18, 2019, 09:29:14 am
They thought they were safe, but There Is No Escape (https://eurovoix.com/2019/05/15/details-revealed-about-the-american-song-contest/)
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: Il Palazzo on May 18, 2019, 09:30:26 am
I'm gonna be up till 5 AM in Eastern Time watching this crap and I've got work tomorrow
Y tho? D:
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 18, 2019, 09:31:30 am
I'm gonna be up till 5 AM in Eastern Time watching this crap and I've got work tomorrow
Y tho? D:
Ritual self immolation with pop music

They thought they were safe, but There Is No Escape (https://eurovoix.com/2019/05/15/details-revealed-about-the-american-song-contest/)
Freedomvision?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: smjjames on May 18, 2019, 09:46:31 am
They thought they were safe, but There Is No Escape (https://eurovoix.com/2019/05/15/details-revealed-about-the-american-song-contest/)
Freedomvision?

I wonder how that’ll work? Choose artists regionally? State by state? At first it’s going to be little more than a talent show like American Idol, but it does show how we’re jealous and want in on it. Maybe EuroVision could invite America into it? It’s got plenty of non-European nations in it and it’d probably be fun, so, why not?
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 18, 2019, 12:58:33 pm
I wonder how that’ll work? Choose artists regionally? State by state? At first it’s going to be little more than a talent show like American Idol, but it does show how we’re jealous and want in on it. Maybe EuroVision could invite America into it? It’s got plenty of non-European nations in it and it’d probably be fun, so, why not?
No reason not to as long as everyone's having loadsa fun. Just think of the bants potential if Murrica won and Eurovision was held in Montana
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: scriver on May 18, 2019, 01:21:22 pm
Wouldn't it be funnier to put it in Georgia
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: scriver on May 18, 2019, 03:19:04 pm
OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR IT THE ISRAELI SONG IS TOTALLY A RIP OFF OF THE SWEDISH SONG
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 Icelandic Anticapitalist Techno-Dystopian BDSM
Post by: scriver on May 18, 2019, 06:39:05 pm
My ears are so tired
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
Post by: Loud Whispers on May 18, 2019, 10:46:32 pm
Madonna killed the chances of USA being invited next year tbh
That was painful

OH MY GOD DID YOU HEAR IT THE ISRAELI SONG IS TOTALLY A RIP OFF OF THE SWEDISH SONG
Lol it's the exact same melody lolololololololololololololololol

Verka Seduchka was a happy sight to see but by gods what the hell was this year even
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
Post by: scriver on March 10, 2020, 02:58:54 pm
RISE, my little thread, for it is Eurovision season yet again!

So Sweden just decided it's Eurovision entry. We liked the one we sent last year so much that we decided to just send the same people down this year too.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
Post by: Rockeater on March 10, 2020, 03:20:46 pm
Heard Israel's entry, not bad, not as good as Toy but way better then what we sent last year.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
Post by: Hydrocyanide on March 11, 2020, 03:14:28 am
Wow, the German entry is terrible (again), in an entirely forgettable and unentertaining way.
Title: Re: Eurovision 2019 netherland is coldplay
Post by: Loud Whispers on March 11, 2020, 06:03:49 pm
UK entry this year sounds like music for a car advert