Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 21, 2014, 01:21:27 am
Move to Cheesistan
I roll a [6] being forced to permanently reside in Cheesistan and never allowed to leave its borders.
Spoiler: Tropes Guide (click to show/hide)
Wiki is live! http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Cheesistan_Wiki#Describe_your_topic
Post by: blazing glory on April 21, 2014, 05:10:26 am
Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 21, 2014, 05:37:11 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 21, 2014, 12:56:18 pm
Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.
Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka
Thanks for letting me know... try now.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 21, 2014, 02:55:11 pm
Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.You roll a [5], much glory goes to whoever the hell that is.
Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka
I SEEEERRVE THE GREAT CHEESY ONE
You roll a [2], the cheesy one sort of acknowledges your service with a grunt and a small nod.
Post by: blazing glory on April 21, 2014, 04:21:59 pm
Firstly,the youtube link doesn't work.You roll a [5], much glory goes to whoever the hell that is.
Secondly,Glory to Arstotzka
((It's a country,look up papers please on google.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 21, 2014, 04:37:46 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 21, 2014, 05:29:49 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 21, 2014, 06:11:09 pm
Glory to Cheesistan!
[5] You sing the Cheesistanian National Anthem flawlessly.
Post by: Vgray on April 21, 2014, 07:00:06 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on April 22, 2014, 01:16:20 am
Post by: blazing glory on April 22, 2014, 01:38:33 am
Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers!
Throw potatos at smurfingtonthethird
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 22, 2014, 08:04:19 am
Obristan above all[1] Orbistan is conquered by Cheesistan and becomes the Territory of Brie.
Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers![1] Before the cheese even leaves your hand you are arrested for wasting cheese. Since the law hasn't been passed yet you are summoned before the DODCW for questioning.
[4] Your potatoes hit smurfingonthethird and he feels the punishment for his cheese-wasting.Throw wheels of cheese at the non-believers!
Throw potatos at smurfingtonthethird
Post by: Playergamer on April 22, 2014, 08:07:54 am
Post by: Harry Baldman on April 22, 2014, 08:45:18 am
Demand tribute. Much tribute. For recognition of Cheesistan as sovereign nation, yes?
If tribute not provided, pull out multitudinous Kolechian weaponry hidden on body and cause carnage.
Post by: Vgray on April 22, 2014, 12:07:55 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 23, 2014, 03:51:12 pm
Train Cheesistan's army with cheese guns!
[1] Cheese gun melts in your hand.
Enter Cheesistan as representative of illustrious Kolechia.
Demand tribute. Much tribute. For recognition of Cheesistan as sovereign nation, yes?
If tribute not provided, pull out multitudinous Kolechian weaponry hidden on body and cause carnage.
[1] Your passport is obviously fake, you are detained without injury to Cheesistan.
Cue obristani rebels
[2] The rebels vandalize the border patrol booth, tagging it "You suck"
Post by: poketwo on April 23, 2014, 04:03:48 pm
(if not known, look up lord helix on google)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 23, 2014, 04:07:10 pm
Spread the faith of lord helix
(if not known, look up lord helix on google)
[4] - 10 for lame overdone meme = -6
Helix kills you for being an unauthorized spreader of his worship. However, you did get a few converts and can come back to life in fifteen minutes.
Post by: poketwo on April 23, 2014, 04:13:00 pm
Post by: Vgray on April 23, 2014, 04:16:37 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 23, 2014, 04:52:49 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 23, 2014, 05:13:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 23, 2014, 06:03:14 pm
TRY TO SPREAD COMMUNIST REVOLUTION[4] It takes! The country is divided. However, the population is so low in Cheesistan proper that all aggression is limited to bar fights and academic debates.
Train the military with BETTER cheese guns!
[6] Your training is totally amazing and impeccable, the army becomes an unstoppable cheesy force. Unfortunately, you are critically injured during the process.
Bribe the border inspector
[1] "We don't take bribes". Detain him!
Become an arms dealer in Cheesistan.
[5] You become the best arms dealer in Cheesistan and are licensed by the DODCW to distribute the latest in cutting edge cheese weaponry! Things are looking up for you!
Post by: Playergamer on April 23, 2014, 06:04:17 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 23, 2014, 06:44:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 23, 2014, 08:06:56 pm
Be put in Cheesistan's finest hospital. Use military to crush communists.
[4] You are put in Cheesistan's best hospital. It is also Cheesistan's worst hospital. A long firefight ensues between the communists and the loyalists, the loyalists having the lead though there are casualties on both sides.
IN SOVIET CHEESISTAN, CHEESEGUNS KILL MILITARY
[6] Your overzealous militant speeches give the surviving soldiers cause to worry. They decide to overthrow their would-be dictator and surrender to the military with no further harm. You are dead for another thirty minutes.
Post by: poketwo on April 23, 2014, 08:43:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 23, 2014, 08:57:26 pm
REVEAL MY IMORTALTITY
[3] Your "imortal tity" [sic] has been revealed. However, the rest of you is mortal and is currently dead. Nice indestructible rack though. (( I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. I've been watching too much JacksFilms. ))
Post by: Lyeos on April 24, 2014, 07:50:29 am
Supply our troops with cheese-based weaponry.
Post by: poketwo on April 24, 2014, 01:45:25 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 24, 2014, 05:36:26 pm
"Get your NeoSteads here! Modified to fire cheese-based projectiles! Two NeoSteads for the price of one right now, people!"[3] You promise many more weapons than you can deliver, but those that you do are pretty good quality. Certainly better than "pointed stick". You retain position, we retain payment.
Supply our troops with cheese-based weaponry.
RESPAWN AND SEE HOW BIG THE POPULATION IS[2] You are raised as a zombie and the population flees faster than you can count. You guess about five hundred? That could only be in the capital though. * shrugs *
Post by: Lyeos on April 24, 2014, 05:40:46 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 24, 2014, 06:53:30 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 06:57:35 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 24, 2014, 07:05:22 pm
Research explosive cheese-rounds.
[6] A tidal wave of molten nacho cheesma spews forth from what once was your laboratory.
SPREAD GLORIOUS ZOMBIFICATION
[2] You move too slowly to do much harm.
Destroy zombies with NeoSteads!
[1] This fails. In fact, you blow up poketwo, doing more to spread the zombification than he did. Now you're surrounded by zombies. Half of the population is zombies. All of your NeoSteads go down at once. ( On the upside, the cheesma is heading your way. )
Post by: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 07:23:02 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 24, 2014, 07:52:10 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 24, 2014, 08:58:40 pm
Have the remaining soldiers take cover from cheesma. Keep zombies at bay.
[5] The soldiers get to the bunker and you successfully kill several zombies, you make it to the bunker just in time to watch the cheesma flood. It is all very epic.
BECOME NECROMANCER
[4] You become a necromancer and escape the cheesma. However, you now have nothing left to raise.
Post by: Playergamer on April 24, 2014, 09:01:10 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 24, 2014, 09:19:51 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 07:54:17 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 08:05:05 am
I love the smell of cheesma in the morning. Wait for cheesma flood to subside.
[3] Your patience wears thin, the cheesma flows strong.
GO TO AMERICAN GRAVEYARD AND RAISE THE DEAD THERE.
[4] How you got there is a mystery, but you make it to an American graveyard and raise the dead. Sort of, they're still stuck in their graves.
Figure out how to weaponize the cheesma.
[6] You build a giant cheesma cannon. It's super effective. The cheese flood doubles in speed and intensity and your face is starting to melt from the heat of it.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 08:08:23 am
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 08:20:05 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 08:24:16 am
Play Call of Cheese until flood subsides.[2] That works for about 30 minutes, then you realize that you've already beaten this game a hundred times and it's not much fun anymore.
Request assistance in shutting off he cannon.[4] Cheesistani officials surf forward on giant crackers to help you attempt to shut off the cannon.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 08:28:36 am
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 08:40:28 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 08:43:36 am
Hijack a cracker and surf on the cheesma!
[3] You make it to the cracker, but the Cheesistani officials maintain control.
Buy alpha access for Universim and play that for a while.
[3] The internet connection drops to an abyssmal speed, you will be waiting for hours while your game downloads.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 08:44:02 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 01:53:07 pm
Take a nap
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 01:59:14 pm
Tickle the official until he agrees to give me the cracker.[2] The official resists your tickling.
Migrate in through the cheesma[1] Cheesma too thick.
Take a nap
[6] Your nap becomes a coma and you are entombed in hardening cheese.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 01:59:53 pm
"I have a plan!"
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:00:30 pm
Eat cheese
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:01:56 pm
Kick him in the nerts.[3] He doubles over but refuses to budge.
"I have a plan!"
AWAKEN[2] You become slightly more conscious. You can't move.
Eat cheese
[3] You are the best paralyzed cheese eater. However, it won't get through the cheese.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 02:02:45 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:04:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:05:24 pm
Wait for the cheesma to harden and cover the exit of the cannon.[3] The cheesma is cooling a little.
Wake up[2] You awake a little bit more.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:06:19 pm
BLAME BOARD MASTER FOR CURSED LUCK
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 02:06:27 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 02:06:43 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:08:47 pm
Wake up more[5] Congratulations! You're fully awake!
BLAME BOARD MASTER FOR CURSED LUCK
[1] The dice declare that it has nothing to do with me at all. Nope not at all. Absolutely nothing to do with. Yep.
Think up plans for non-lethal cheesmunition.[1]All cheesmunition is lethal.
Boot up CS:GO. Take out my emergency LAN gear.[5] Your speed rockets up to the bandwith levels of Google headquarters. Your game downloads four times by the time you look over to the Xbox.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 02:10:07 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:10:15 pm
Craft cheese spear for no reason none at all
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 02:10:25 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:12:33 pm
Scratch some calculations on the cracker to figure out how to make a cheestomic bomb.[5] OH DEAR LORD. WHAT HAVE WE DONE!?
Break out of cheese[3] You tunnel through an entire layer of brie, now hitting the cheddar.
Craft cheese spear for no reason none at all
[6]Your cheese spear gain sentience and multiplies.
Oh. Boot up Universim, then.[1]Universim crashes.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:13:30 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 02:13:49 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 02:14:14 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 02:22:41 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:25:38 pm
convince the spears to attack the bomb[1] The bomb doesn't exist yet.
Threaten official with death by cheestomic bomb if he doesn't give me the cracker.[4] The official thinks you're bluffing, but doesn't want to risk it. You gain shared control of the cracker.
Look up a fix with my awesome internet connection.[4] The fix is complex... but you think you might be able to do it.
Attempt to make a cheese sandwich...[6] You make The Holy Sandvich of Cheesistan, it is instantly declared an artifact relic and the Pastanefarians steal it so the cheese-worshipers can't have it.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:26:50 pm
convince the spears to attack the bomb[1] The bomb doesn't exist yet.Threaten official with death by cheestomic bomb if he doesn't give me the cracker.[4] The official thinks you're bluffing, but doesn't want to risk it. You gain shared control of the cracker.Look up a fix with my awesome internet connection.[4] The fix is complex... but you think you might be able to do it.Attempt to make a cheese sandwich...[6] You make The Holy Sandvich of Cheesistan, it is instantly declared an artifact relic and the Pastanefarians steal it so the cheese-worshipers can't have it.
(( Whoops! We're sharing the comp and I got confused about whose window is whose. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:31:58 pm
defy the cheese gods by making a turkey sandvich
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 02:33:52 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 02:34:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:42:48 pm
Craft a cheese sword and shields[5] You craft Masterwork cheese sword and shield
defy the cheese gods by making a turkey sandvich
[3] It's a turkey sandwich all right.
Attempt to steal the sanvich of Tune, for the glory of Cheesistan![2] You grab the crust of the sandvich and are spotted by Tune.
Apply fix, finally play game.[1] Fix was hella harder than you thought. Your game data is now corrupt.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 02:43:32 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:45:52 pm
retreat into cheese fortress of sandviches
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 02:49:16 pm
If strike=yes AND armok=no Attempt to bleed on Tune whilst screaming "HAVE AT YOU!"
Post by: poketwo on April 25, 2014, 02:51:40 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 02:53:35 pm
Noooo... Give up and host a GO LAN.[6] Your GO LAN engulfs the entire internet connection of Cheesistan.
hit ckis with sword[4] You slice at ckis with your cheese sword, the severed body part sails off in an arc!
retreat into cheese fortress of sandviches
[6] You retreat with intensity, only to realize to late that... IT'S A TRAP!
Eat crust.[4] You eat the crust. It's a bit stale.
If strike=yes AND armok=no Attempt to bleed on Tune whilst screaming "HAVE AT YOU!"
[4] You squeeze blood out of your arm, blood is not the best projectile. Your screaming however... is totally successful.
how is cheesistan doing?[2] Your attempts to learn about the state of cheesistan would be much better if you actually returned. However you hear rumours of things happening.
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 02:55:27 pm
Fix Playergamer's game to the best of my ability
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 02:56:01 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 02:56:45 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 25, 2014, 02:57:49 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 03:01:18 pm
Attempt to use cheese-based healing magic as you were instructed to do by the elders![1] Your cheese wand goes "ppfft" and nothing happens.
Fix Playergamer's game to the best of my ability
[1] You think you made it worse... Is it supposed to be smoking?
Ask the official how his day has been going.[5] The official tells you all about his day and his family. You grow close. He now views you as ally. Your prestige in Cheesistan increases.
appeal to spears to aid me against ckis[1] The spears totally ignore you. Also 128 of them now.
GET CLOSE TO CHEESISTAN[2] You make it to the Bahamas, you're halfway back to Cheesistan!
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 03:06:09 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 25, 2014, 04:07:43 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 08:35:37 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 08:40:53 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Summon a small cat companion
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 08:46:16 pm
Propose the creation of giant nachos to help handle the cheesma.[6] Everyone agrees, giant tortilla chips are made and dropped into the cheesma, slicing people.
CONTINUE[3] You get to the Bermuda triangle.
Reason with my spears to destroy Ckis[2] A few of your spears stop to listen.
Attempt[6] You turn Tune's spears against everyone.[/b]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Summon a small cat companion
[6] Your "small cat companion" is a titanic jaguar that is very pissed.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 08:48:08 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 08:49:46 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 08:50:49 pm
Make peace with Tune, paying a fine.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 08:54:14 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 08:55:42 pm
Use the cracker to drag the nachos into a large bowl to contain the cheesma.[4] Works pretty well, but there's still cheesma everywhere.
Throw ckis in a cheese whirlpool[3] It's not so much throwing... it's more like "pushing"
Reason with jaguar to help me on my adventures[4] Surprisingly, this helps.
Make peace with Tune, paying a fine.
[2] It doesn't work too well since you're sinking in the whirlpool.
Be awesome AWPer. Win Dreamhack.[6] It works! Dreamhack has deleted itself in shame.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 08:57:08 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 08:58:33 pm
Make peace with Ckis
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 08:59:23 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:02:05 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:03:04 pm
Propose national nacho day - the remaining nachos shall be used to clean up the rest of the cheesma, then eaten.[5] National nacho day! The happiest holiday since Christmas.
Pull Ckis out of whirl pool with remaining spears[4] He gets out! Mostly.
Make peace with Ckis
[4] The peace goes much better now.
Call out to the local cheese police to help me out of the cheese.[4] No need, but they come anyway to facilitate peace.
Turn entire military into Cheesistan's new export: Pro Gamers.[3] No. Military is military. However a gamer squad has been formed.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:03:50 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:04:36 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:04:57 pm
Make blessed armor for Tune and my new jaguar companion.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:06:47 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:09:51 pm
Win every ESEA tourney.[6]You win EVERY ESEA TOURNEY. The judges accuse you of cheating.
Build the cheestomic bomb![5]You build the perfect cheestomic bomb and it doesn't go off on you. You are the most powerful man in the region.
Up my Clothes making skills[3] You feel yourself get more experienced.
Make blessed armor for Tune and my new jaguar companion.
[3] You make common armor. It's not very good.
Use a spear to pull Ckis out of the cheese[2] He budges an inch.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:10:50 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:11:25 pm
Attempt to disarm bomb
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:11:45 pm
Make Holy Water
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:14:17 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:17:27 pm
Patent cheestomic bomb in preparation of gifting it to the government.
INTERVENTION! YOU ROLL A 5
[5] The government patents it post-haste and thanks you greatly for your gift.
study bomb defusing[1] No. You're missing an eye now.
Attempt to disarm bomb
[5] By sheer dumb luck you defuse the bomb right before the gov't gets it.
Steal patent for cheesetomic bomb.[2]You steal some of the information from it but the patent is retained by the gov't and Lyeos.
Make Holy Water
[2] You are not holy enough. You make purified water only.
Explain that, no, I just rolled two sixes in a row.[1] They don't buy it.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:18:41 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:19:27 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:19:42 pm
Convince the judges that Gamer isn't cheating
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:20:28 pm
Attempt to bandage Ckis' arm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:24:26 pm
Begin research into cheesclear missiles.[1] No. That research is forbidden. You don't have enough tech points.
Go over the footage, over and over, to show them we didn't cheat.[2] They watch the footage but still insist you cheated.
Attempt to make Holy Water again[4] You take cover and your eye has stopped bleeding so much.
Convince the judges that Gamer isn't cheating
[4] You make blessed water. That's almost as good as holy water.
[2] You're not much help. A little, but not much.Take cover from any incoming attack while attempting to heal my eye
Attempt to bandage Ckis' arm
[4] You bandage Ckis's arm pretty well.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:25:20 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:25:43 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 25, 2014, 09:27:31 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:28:37 pm
practice magics
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:30:14 pm
Setup camp for Tune and I.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:32:55 pm
Look up cheat codes to increase my tech points.[6] Your tech points go up exponentially! Achievements disabled.
Point out that the burden of proof is on them. Wait for evidence.[1]They disqualify you and ban you for good measure.
Appeal before the judges that lyeos is cheating[1] They actually reverse their decision because of your testimony. Nice reverse psychology! Player gamer wins.
practice magics
[1] Your spear goes "ppft" and does nothing.
CONTINUE[5] Good job! You're back!
Install Crunchbang onto the universe.[1] Universe OS is too strong.
Setup camp for Tune and I.
[3] You make camp under a nacho chip. It provides little cover.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:34:28 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:34:44 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:35:18 pm
((3 1s. Wow.))
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:36:04 pm
Appeal to judges that my achievements should be reenabled since I'm doing this for the government, using my license, friendship with the Cheesistanian official, and gift of the cheestomic bomb to strengthen my case.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:36:51 pm
build magic staff
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:41:21 pm
Hug the Universal Cosmic Destroyer.[6] I succeed in hugging him. He doesn't like it. We're screwed.
GIEGUE DREW NEAR!
Import my previous save file, level 99 Joker[2] It's loading... It's loading...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Continue winning tourney after tourney.[3] Win a few, lose a few.
((3 1s. Wow.))
(( Yeah. ))
Research cheesclear bombs again for the government[1] You get hit with inventor's block.
Appeal to judges that my achievements should be reenabled since I'm doing this for the government, using my license, friendship with the Cheesistanian official, and gift of the cheestomic bomb to strengthen my case.
[4] Cheestani official understands your plight, and takes your case to his superior.
practice magics[1] The universe says no.
build magic staff
[4] You make an uncommon staff!
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:42:19 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:43:02 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:43:34 pm
improve staff
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:43:46 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:45:30 pm
NOONE NOTICES THE UNIVERSAL COSMIC DESTROYER?
My inventor's block makes it not my problem. Also, that legal system is holding me back.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:45:42 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:48:27 pm
Take a vacation to wait for the verdict and an end to inventor's block.[6] Your vacation ends up preventing you from hearing the verdict.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Continue to load save file.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
practice magic[3] You successfully make a spark of fire.
improve staff
[3] It improves at a moderate rate.
Put money in Cheesistan's treasury, except for 10%. Split that between ,pome and the rest of the team,[2]The treasury is not responding to your generous donation. Everyone starts arguing over distribution of money.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:49:42 pm
Check my inventor's block.
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 09:50:53 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:50:59 pm
Spit in the water, making it holy (Maybe?)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:51:59 pm
practice magic
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 09:54:56 pm
Ask Cheesistani official what the verdict was.[5] He cheerfully tells you what it was over a pint.
Check my inventor's block.
"Congratulations! Your achievements are restored!"
[6]You check it. You check it good. You check it thoroughly and deeply. It's still there no matter how you look at it.
Each person gets two percent. Send a note to the treasury, asking for confirmation they got the money.[2]Bureaucracy intervenes!
Is there something we should be noticing?[4] You look up. Giegue is totally right there.
Spit in the water, making it holy (Maybe?)
[2] You make water with spit in it. STILL NOT HOLY.
notice cosmic destroyer[2] You catch a glimpse of something out of the corner of your eye.
practice magic
[2] Your magic practice proceeds slowly.
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 09:56:25 pm
Attempt to have HIM make holy water.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 09:56:48 pm
Have a staring contest with the destroyer
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 09:57:23 pm
"Ladies and gentlemen of Cheesistan, I cannot possibly help stop the Cosmic Destroyer with this inventor's block!"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 10:04:48 pm
Have a stork bring me my child![6] The stork drops a bag of fourteen children into your arms.
Attempt to have HIM make holy water.
[4] He takes your water and makes it holy then he throws it at your face.
"THERE'S YOUR DAMN HOLY WATER FILTHY EARTH PERSON!"
practice magic with actual tomes[5] You actually learn something!
Have a staring contest with the destroyer
[1] He telekinetically forces you to look away.
"I DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH INSECTS."
Appeal to judges to remove my inventor's block.[2] They agree, but their hands are tied! You have to appeal it directly to the President or attempt a cheese pulling with a Representative.
"Ladies and gentlemen of Cheesistan, I cannot possibly help stop the Cosmic Destroyer with this inventor's block!"
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 10:05:41 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 10:06:51 pm
Become Loki
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 10:07:07 pm
create the N.E.S present it to the destroyer
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 10:07:14 pm
Play "Your Name Please" throughout Cheesistan.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 10:12:00 pm
Call the president, deal with being forced to hold.[2] The waiting music plays. You're still on hold.
Make a house out of children.[5] This is totally successful, much to the horror of everyone. Giegue is disgusted, even though he's trying to kill us too.
Become Loki
[1] No.
practice magic with scrolls[4] Slightly less effective than tomes, but you learn PK Freeze/Blizzard
create the N.E.S present it to the destroyer
[5]You succeed, you present an N.E.S. with "Mother" in the cartridge slot. He is intrigued and forgets about destroying things.
Scream "MARIA!" at the top of my lungs.[2]I choke on some phlegm and make a noise that goes like this: "Mariguagggah", which doesn't get anyone's attention.
Play "Your Name Please" throughout Cheesistan.
[2]It plays only on my Walkman.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 10:12:57 pm
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 10:14:15 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 10:15:07 pm
present the destroyer with the frollo show
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 10:16:04 pm
Giegue: Attempt to start NES
Post by: ckisocoa on April 25, 2014, 10:16:13 pm
Hide in house made of children, listening to the screams of the almost innoce- oh who am I kidding, they aren't innocent at all
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 10:20:14 pm
Wait on hold to appeal to the president.[3] "We are now connecting you to the office of the president." * More waiting music. *
Make a Dota 2 Team.[4]You make a Dota 2 team.
practice magic with tomes[3] You read this one already! Experience gained is half!
present the destroyer with the frollo show
[3] You present it but he's preoccupied.
Captain: Sing the song![3]I sing the song, Giegue points at me and psychically disables my tongue.[/b]
Giegue: Attempt to start NES
[4]NES starts, introduction music plays. Giegue is dumbfounded but still interested.
Join Dota 2 team, if made.[1]No.
Hide in house made of children, listening to the screams of the almost innoce- oh who am I kidding, they aren't innocent at all
[1]Their wicked souls bar your entry.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 10:21:02 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 25, 2014, 11:05:54 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 11:09:09 pm
ASSULT CHEESISTAN USING MY ZOMBIE ARMY
"Yo! Cheestomic bomb the heck out of this fool!"
Post by: Playergamer on April 25, 2014, 11:10:54 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 11:14:02 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 11:15:16 pm
Giegue: The true form of Giegue's attack is inexplicable!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 11:19:01 pm
Prepare my speech.[5] You write an unforgettable speech!
ASSULT CHEESISTAN USING MY ZOMBIE ARMY[1] You fail at logic forever. The zombies are still in America stuck in their graves.
Buy a real life AWP. Use my CSGO skills to destroy the zombies.[3]You acquire AWP. There are no zombies to destroy.
fortify camp using resources around us and magic barriers around mine and Ckis' camp[3] The camp is fortified, but crappily.
CaptainMcClellan: fight grip so I can try annoying the destroyer again.[5] Success! MARIA DOESN'T LOVE YOU!
Giegue: The true form of Giegue's attack is inexplicable!
[6] WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!? CaptainMcClellan's gone! He's just gone! And like all the cheesma is gone. And all the buildings have been leveled.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 11:21:13 pm
"Will being kept on hold ever end?!"
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 11:21:39 pm
Improve magic skill
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 11:21:59 pm
Giegue: Press the start button.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 11:38:34 pm
Wait to tell my speech to the president of Cheesistan.[2] You wait to long and he became busy.
"Will being kept on hold ever end?!"
Make further fortifications[3] You make extra fortifications but not great.
Improve magic skill
[5] you learned pk fire
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to recover from... ???[5] You recover a great deal of strength
Giegue: Press the start button.
[1] The button falls out of the slot
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 11:40:47 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 11:41:09 pm
Giegue: roar in frustration, break controller in half
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 25, 2014, 11:42:27 pm
Improve my staff
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 25, 2014, 11:47:37 pm
Check my inventor's block again.[6] Check succeeded. Still blocked.
CaptainMcClellan: * regains control *[2] You crack the casing, but the thing is virtually indestructible.
Giegue: roar in frustration, break controller in half
Meditate to collect my mana[2] Most of the mana is being absorbed by Giegue, even if he's not trying.
Improve my staff
[6] Your staff becomes a supreme artifact item that you do not have sufficient levels to wield.
Post by: Lyeos on April 25, 2014, 11:48:23 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 25, 2014, 11:52:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 27, 2014, 02:21:50 am
Appeal to the gods for a cure to my inventor's block.[2] Even the gods cannot provide inspiration. Or interfere in bureaucratic processes.
GET MORE ZOMBIES[4] You GET MORE ZOMBIES!
Post by: Lyeos on April 27, 2014, 06:02:49 am
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2014, 09:07:29 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 27, 2014, 08:31:22 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 27, 2014, 08:36:33 pm
Learn some magicks
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 27, 2014, 08:40:33 pm
Draw inspiration for the greatest source of all! Liquid Tension Experiment 2![6] Your mind ascends to a higher state of consciousness, you invent 70,000 things! However, when you come down from your Liquid Tension high you can't remember a single one.
ATTACK CHESSISTAN WITH MY ZOMBIES[3] The zombies begin shuffling forward.
Giegue: Demand a new NES controller.[6]Your demand goes out throughout all of space. You are presented with 4 billion NES controllers. Noone else can play the NES ever again. You are appeased.
Attmpt to turn children into an edible substance for later travels[3] Your cannibalism tastes bad.
Learn some magicks
[4] You learn some. However since you spelled it with a k it's all the useless charms crap that doesn't do any actual good but makes you look like a jackass to both Wicca and people who hate Wicca.
Post by: ckisocoa on April 27, 2014, 08:42:27 pm
Forge a chain staff in preperation for the zombies.
Post by: poketwo on April 27, 2014, 09:01:37 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 27, 2014, 09:13:49 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 07:49:05 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 09:10:02 am
craft a new magic staff as my old one became a powerful war staff out of my control
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 09:23:20 am
Wait, didn't I have a companion or something...?[4] You do. Say hi jaguar! * roaring of a giant cat is heard *
Forge a chain staff in preperation for the zombies.
[3] Chain... not the best quality. Staff, not really. Whip maybe. maybe.
ATTACK CHESSISTAN WITH ZOMBIES[4] * sighs * The zombies continue to attack Cheesistan, with more furor and scariness.
Giegue: Plug in new controller, press start.[4] Success! "MOTHER" begins. You have no idea what to do next because the game is aigaervuibaerlvbaervgaer hard and super weird.
Send a letter to the president.[2]Snail mail! It could take over four weeks for the letter to clear security and filing.
Continue with magic practice[6] Your Firaga blasts you into a wall. 10/10
craft a new magic staff as my old one became a powerful war staff out of my control
[3] You make a suckish training staff.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 09:25:09 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 09:27:38 am
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to upgrade the game to a d8
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 12:28:49 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 12:54:27 pm
Take another vacation in an attempt to remove my inventor's block.[4] The vacation goes well, you get a few ideas, the bureaucratic gears begin to turn.
Giegue: press arrow buttons.[5] You move Ninten around the screen. Ninten is attacked by a flying lamp. Giegue figures out the battle mechanics straight away and finds the battle bizarre but curiously familiar.
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to upgrade the game to a d8
[5] Complete success! Two new degrees of success are added to the game.
START TAKING TERRITORY[3] The territory expansion is slow.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 12:57:20 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 28, 2014, 01:05:17 pm
Construct farm within camp range.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 01:16:52 pm
Attempt to get better at last learned spell
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 01:32:29 pm
Call the president again, tell him that I can help with the zombie problem if he gets rid of my inventor's block.[6]You are connected with President Byron. He sympathizes with your plight and has your inventor's block removed. He also compliments you on what a wonderfully patient and polite man you are.
Begin fortifying camp to prep for the incoming zombie attack.[2] Eh.... Paper screens aren't good fortifications.
Construct farm within camp range.
[7] You build the best and most efficient farm ever made!
Improve magic staff[3] It is now a +decorated crappy practice staff+
Attempt to get better at last learned spell
[4] More burns, slight improvement.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 01:34:36 pm
Invent giant warmechs for the glory of Cheesistan!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 01:36:40 pm
Station 32 of my spears to guard the camp
Post by: ckisocoa on April 28, 2014, 01:38:09 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 01:41:11 pm
"Aaaaaawww yeeeeeaaaah!"[3] You make a glorious, powerful, amazing 6" high deathbot.
Invent giant warmechs for the glory of Cheesistan!
Improve magic capabilities of staff[4] +2 Magic Casting, +2 Damage Dealt.
Station 32 of my spears to guard the camp
[3] They don't listen very well.
Gather as much crops as possible[5] You gather many crops! Your food stockpile increases!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 01:43:18 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 01:44:15 pm
AMASS A GIGANTIC ZOMBIE HORDE
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 01:45:02 pm
Practice mana/spell control
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 01:48:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 01:50:57 pm
Use the design for the small, prototype deathbot to make larger ones.[1] The design doesn't translate well to full-size. All your deathbots collapse under their own weight.
OH NO[8] The zombie horde is made of every dead person from the last fifty years, including your long-lost father. Who hate you. And takes control of the zombie horde for himself.
AMASS A GIGANTIC ZOMBIE HORDE
Treat fire/burn wounds[1] Sorry.
Practice mana/spell control
[2] Again, Giegue is absorbing all the mana. As per spell control, it sucks.
Giegue: Explore Ninten's house.[7] You explore everything in the house. You are attacked by kewpie dolls and many other things. You discover that the main character is named Ninten. You don't want to play any more. You quietly turn off the NES and stay silent for a turn trying to regain control of your emotions.
Post by: ckisocoa on April 28, 2014, 01:52:11 pm
Make clothing for the party (Tune, Me, Jaggy)
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 01:52:48 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 01:53:12 pm
Build a small army of 6" tall deathbots.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 01:53:19 pm
construct charm of repelling mana steal
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 01:53:39 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 01:57:34 pm
Watch Giegue play.[6] You watch Giegue. He stopped playing for some reason...
Make clothing for the party (Tune, Me, Jaggy)
[7] You make some awesome clothes that add +30 defense.
KILL DAD AND TAKE BACK MY HORDE[1]YOUR DAD IS TOO STRONG.
"Well!"[7] You build a large army of 6" tall deathbots. The largest in the world. The whole world looks on in fear and jealousy.
Build a small army of 6" tall deathbots.
practice spell control[7] You master the art of not killing yourself.
construct charm of repelling mana steal
[5] It doesn't offer complete protection, but it helps a lot.
Giegue: Regain control of emotions.[5] You repress your emotional distraught. It's not properly dealt with, it's festering in your heart, but still... You maintain a cool demeanor.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 01:58:56 pm
Give giegue Simon's Quest through fast mail
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:00:01 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 02:00:58 pm
Construct magic shield[5]MAGIC SHIELD.
Give giegue Simon's Quest through fast mail
[3] fast mail fails, you chunk it at his head instead.
Give the army to the Cheesistani government to fight the zombies.[7] The Cheesistani government graciously accepts and the deathbots rain re-death on the zombies.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 02:01:27 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 02:01:48 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 02:02:06 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:03:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 02:03:19 pm
Giegue: telekinetically throw it back at Tune
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 02:05:11 pm
Accept my insanity and confront Giegue to have a talk and drink some tea and eat some crumpets
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 02:12:39 pm
ASSASSINATE DAD[6] You dismember him completely. But, he's a zombie, so he keeps going anyway.
Draw up some plans for a nice car.[6]Sweet car, dude. Now make one. I want it.
Giegue: NO THANKS![4] It flings toward him but misses.
Giegue: telekinetically throw it back at Tune
Fortify magic shield[6]* a la black gospel singer/preacher * Fortify!
Accept my insanity and confront Giegue to have a talk and drink some tea and eat some crumpets
[7] TOTAL INSANITY ENGULFS YOU. You float up to Giegue and use your new Grimdark powers to summon a shadowy table with bone china tea set. Giegue looks at you in a completely new way.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:15:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 02:25:13 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 02:49:00 pm
Tear up the plans for the car just to spite CaptainMcClellan.
AFTER ALL I LET THE DICE DO FOR YOU.
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 02:51:46 pm
Tear up the plans for the car just to spite CaptainMcClellan.
AFTER ALL I LET THE DICE DO FOR YOU.
I'LL BUILD YOU A MOTORCYCLE INSTEAD.
Post by: ckisocoa on April 28, 2014, 02:52:33 pm
Continue to stare at Giegue and Tune
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 02:55:37 pm
Present the game genie
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 02:59:15 pm
Tear up the plans for the car just to spite CaptainMcClellan.[5] You tear up the plans. I cry a little bit.
KILL HIM NOW[7] You successfully kill your father. You monster. You patricidal monster.
Fuse with Jaguar companion to make SUPER JAGUAR MAN!![7] SUPER JAGUAR MAN HAPPENS! HE GETS HIS OWN CARTOON THEMESONG. Now you are the best cleric ever.
Continue to stare at Giegue and Tune
[7] You stare intently. Your stare puts stalkers to shame. Miles away girls cringe in horror. Giegue is unphased.
Continue to have tea and crumpets with Giegue[2]"I don't need your stinkin' crumpets."
Present the game genie
[1]Tune drops the game genie. Giegue: "What was that?"
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 03:01:22 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 28, 2014, 03:02:39 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on April 28, 2014, 03:05:42 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 03:06:32 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 03:08:18 pm
Design a motorcycle. That can fly.[7] HELL YEA! ME FIRST!
Give Giegue Ness' head[3]Giegue: "YOU MONSTER! I'LL KILL YOU!" * Giegue defriends Tune on Facebook. *
Practice being a Cleric... BY DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING[7] You gain seven levels in Cleric.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
ASSUME CONTROL OF HORDE[7]SUCCESS! A NEW RRREEECCORRD.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 03:09:15 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 28, 2014, 03:09:52 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 03:30:18 pm
THEY ARE FROM FALLOUT
Post by: ckisocoa on April 28, 2014, 05:37:15 pm
Still stare at Giegue
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 28, 2014, 05:48:23 pm
Giegue: Attacks Tune.[8]Everything goes KERBOOM. ( Again. )
Build the motorcycle. Give it to CaptainMcClellan.[2]You build it, it is vaporized by Giegue's attack. McClellan is sad.
USE MY POWERS TO CREATE A ARMY OF ZOMBIE LIBERTY PRIMES[8]The mysterious radiation from Giegue's attack assists in this process somehow. However, now the Zombie Primes explode randomly for no reason. One such explosion injures you.
THEY ARE FROM FALLOUT
Use new found Cleric abilities to attempt to heal my arm.[6]It works pretty well. A little bit on nerve function hasn't returned yet but you GREW BACK A FRIGGIN ARM. So.
Still stare at Giegue
[7]Your mind begins to slightly comprehend Giegue's powers. Your eyes are filled with a powerful white light. You can now fly. Noone's quite sure if you survived or not. For now we assume you did.
Post by: poketwo on April 28, 2014, 06:57:23 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 08:01:30 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 09:00:45 am
In dream practice magic
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 09:24:26 am
WELL, LOOKS LIKE MY WORK MIGHT BE DONE, BUT FIRST CHECK ON CHESSISTAN[3] You check on what remains of Cheesistan.
Build a better one for McClellan.[7] :O Hghghhg! It's BEAUTIFUL.
Awaken several hours later sees Ckis flying goes back to bed[8]You go back to bed... and slip into a sort of coma.
In dream practice magic
[6]You get better at dream magic.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 09:34:53 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 09:37:56 am
Go back to camp if woken up if not awake try to wake again
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 09:40:29 am
Research mystical constructs.[7] You learn how to make golems and other neat things.
Attempt to wake up[8]You wake up... in random agonizing pain. You are now inflicted with insomnia.
Go back to camp if woken up if not awake try to wake again
[4]To the camp.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 09:42:46 am
BUILD THE CANNON GOLEM FROM PATHFINDER.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 09:45:01 am
Improve magic focus on staff
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 09:47:33 am
"Keheheheh.... Keheheheheheheh...."[6] Sure!
BUILD THE CANNON GOLEM FROM PATHFINDER.
cure pain[3] You feel a little number and the pain is no longer unbearable.
Improve magic focus on staff
[2] Eh.... not so much no.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 09:49:13 am
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 09:49:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 09:55:05 am
Heal again[1] You're a black mage.
Attempt to figure out what the heck is going on with the rolls now.[8] You want the short version? No... Ok! Well you see, back a few turns ago, I decided to roll to upgrade to a d8 and rolled a 5. From then after I've been using a d8 on the Dungeons & Dragons website. Apparently, the dice love you and hate Tune of Dwarves. I can't really say why, but it seems to be some kind of pattern to it. Probably because a lot of automated dice rolls aren't truly random or even accurately weighted. I don't know. If it persists, I'm going to have to intervene on Tune's behalf and probably add a -1 modifier to all your future rolls, only for you to roll a 9 on the d8 or something like that. I guess if you want more information, I could lecture you about random numbers, true randomness versus artificial randomness and several other number and game theories as well as statistical probability.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 09:55:42 am
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 09:57:51 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 01:28:13 pm
improve staff's magical capabilities
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 01:34:21 pm
Giegue: Go on a rampage.[1] You find you don't have the inner rage right now. You're too tired.
Sacrifice my next three rolls, excluding this one... In order to roll the best possible number on the fourth roll after this one?.[1] No, you can't do that.
Apologize to Giegue[4]He neither accepts or refuses your apology.
improve staff's magical capabilities
[6]You add materia to your staff.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 01:40:06 pm
Fortify camp
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 01:41:09 pm
Giegue: Retreat to somewhere quiet and peaceful to rest and cry in peace.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 01:46:52 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 01:52:27 pm
Improve shield defenses in general[2] You add some tin-foil.
Fortify camp
[4] You add some tin-foil to the camp too, and stacked cans.
CaptainMcClellan: Call in ex-girlfriend to ruin everyone's lives.[2] She is called in, but somehow doesn't manage to ruin our lives. In fact, she's quite popular at parties.
Giegue: Retreat to somewhere quiet and peaceful to rest and cry in peace.
[2] You start to float away when...
Dance party time! With Giegue![8] THIS HAPPENS! Your party interrupts Giegue's quiet time. Even worse for you, somehow your party ability overwhelms his self-control attribute. Forcing him to dance against his will. Just know... You've doomed us all.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 01:54:46 pm
Craft a secondary magic sword of magicness
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 01:59:09 pm
CMC's ex: Attempt to join party.
CaptainMcClellan: Complain in an old man's voice about the lack of quality music at the party.
(Giegue at the party)
(http://media.tumblr.com/5a6e0185170d34afafd50766765c9a8b/tumblr_inline_mi1big9vEW1qz4rgp.png)
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 02:02:32 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 02:08:34 pm
Fortify camp...again[2]Papier-mache helps.
Craft a secondary magic sword of magicness
[8]It gains sentience and flies away to seek a true hero.
Giegue: Attempt to flee party.[6] You escape with your life...
CMC's ex: Attempt to join party.
CaptainMcClellan: Complain in an old man's voice about the lack of quality music at the party.
(Giegue at the party)
(http://media.tumblr.com/5a6e0185170d34afafd50766765c9a8b/tumblr_inline_mi1big9vEW1qz4rgp.png)
[6] You join the party!
[6] "Grumbe... grumble... GET OFF MY LAWN!"
Pour a giant bucket of Gatorade on Giegue.[4] Most of it misses because he's already left the party. He turns around and screams inside of your mind. ( Welcome to our personal version of the classic 80's film "Carrie" )
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 02:10:20 pm
Make another magical sword of magicness
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 02:28:09 pm
CMC's ex: Berate Lyeos for dumping gatorade on Giegue
CaptainMcClellan: FLIEG!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 02:47:02 pm
Improve camp[1]You trip and fall on your face.
Make another magical sword of magicness
[8]This sword also gains sentience and flies away.
Giegue: Start torturing party-goers with psionic abilities.[6]Lyeos is flung around, CMC's ex is bitch-slapped by an invisible hand.
CMC's ex: Berate Lyeos for dumping gatorade on Giegue
CaptainMcClellan: FLIEG!
[5]You deal out a harsh reprimand to Lyeos.
[8]And I ran... I ran so far away... I just ran, I ran all night and day... couldn't get away. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ7NVjZ-Eyg)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 02:48:43 pm
MAKE A SECONDARY MAGICAL SWORD OF MAGICNESS
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 02:52:52 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Beg for life.
CMC's ex: Fake Stockholm syndrome and try to endear yourself to Giegue.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 02:54:33 pm
Fortify camp again[7]YOU FORTIFY THE CAMP PROFESSIONALLY AND SET UP MAGICAL BARRIERS AND EVERYTHING.
MAKE A SECONDARY MAGICAL SWORD OF MAGICNESS
[3]It's a non-magical sword.
Giegue: Continue harming party-goers[8] RAMPAGE INCREASES!
CaptainMcClellan: Beg for life.
CMC's ex: Fake Stockholm syndrome and try to endear yourself to Giegue.
[4] "Fine then." * bends you in half backwards.
[8] He finds you so endearing... he eats you.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 02:56:08 pm
Walk past Giegue eating a sandvich ofer hime some
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 03:06:33 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2014, 04:29:41 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 04:46:13 pm
Improve magic sword[7]Excelsior! Magic sword achieved.
Walk past Giegue eating a sandvich ofer hime some
[6]Giegue takes sandvich.
Force Giegue to peer into the abyss. And by abyss, I mean my mind. It's pretty crazy in there.[3] Giegue was a beast of insanity and angst before you were even born.
BECOME HERO[3] No! You're still a patricidal, homicidal, zombie-wielding, necromancer maniac! At best you could be an anti-hero, and even then you'd have to manage to save more lives than you've claimed and destroy the Destroyer after he has a higher kill count than you.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 05:00:17 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 06:08:50 pm
Turn magic staff into a magic spear with the same abilities(basically just a conversion)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 06:13:43 pm
Tell Giegue to grow up![4] "I'm older than you!"
create magical mage armor[3] Not too good. Sorry.
Turn magic staff into a magic spear with the same abilities(basically just a conversion)
[6] You put a metal tip on the end of your staff. Voila, a spear.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 06:14:45 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 06:28:02 pm
Practice enchanting
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 06:30:07 pm
Tell Giegue that while he may be physically older than me, it's time to stop acting like an angsty pre-teen![7] Giegue is cut to his half-dead heart.
Improve the pointy bit at the end of my spear[1]Impossible. It's already a pointy bit.
Practice enchanting
[8]You accidentally enchant your boots. Plus forty-eight movement speed but you cannot take them off ever again.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 06:31:24 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 06:40:01 pm
Enchant spear with fire
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 06:42:02 pm
Offer Giegue a job as my research assistant to help on his path to manhood![2] "No."
Say hello to Giegue and attempt to help him feel better[5] "Hello insect." Giegue floats away. He does feel a little better.
Enchant spear with fire
[2] You char the wood. Does that count?
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 06:44:16 pm
Improve enchant on spear
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 06:45:10 pm
Lyeos: Send a text to Giegue telling him he can have a motorcycle if he works for me.
Cannon Golem: Prepare to fire at Tune of Dwarves if Giegue refuses.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 06:48:01 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 06:52:49 pm
make better mage armor[8]You make dark steel evil vampiric armour. It attaches to you, biting into your flesh. You are imbued with great powers of darkness, protection against light-based attacks, and stuff. However it feeds on your blood and you can't take it off.
Improve enchant on spear
[1]You cannot char it further.
((I'm doin' it!))[4] "I have no need of a 'motorcycle' and how are you messaging me? You have no telepathy." Turns around, curious.
Lyeos: Send a text to Giegue telling him he can have a motorcycle if he works for me.
Cannon Golem: Prepare to fire at Tune of Dwarves if Giegue refuses.
[8] You are really nervous about your first assignment... oh no! You went off early!
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 06:54:54 pm
Cannon Golem: Smash Tune of Dwarves with the cannon.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 06:57:23 pm
learn to limit the amount of blood drawn by Armour through control
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:03:54 pm
Lyeos: Explain that I fiddled with his head a little when he wasn't looking.[5] He understands it perfectly well. He doesn't approve.
Cannon Golem: Smash Tune of Dwarves with the cannon.
[5] You batter Tune with your cannon.
Make many blood potions[1]No, all your glass bottles are broken by impact with cannon arm.
learn to limit the amount of blood drawn by Armour through control
[4]You learn a little bit of control of the blood armour. It also helps that you're openly bleeding right now.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:06:28 pm
Cannon Golem: Keep hitting Tune.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 07:07:50 pm
stop bleeding
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:11:46 pm
Lyeos: Offer Giegue a hug.[AUTO] Giegue doesn't accept any hugs from anyone but his dead mother. You lost all the liking he had for you.
Cannon Golem: Keep hitting Tune.
[1] You would... but he froze you.
cast pk freeze/blizzard on golem cannon[3] INTERVENTION! ASSIST ACTION! [8] [3+8] Everything with a large radius has been frozen.
stop bleeding
[1] Again, you're a black mage. You have no healing magic and you forgot to pack bandages.
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2014, 07:12:14 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 07:13:13 pm
make bandages then heal
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:14:31 pm
Cannon Golem: Wait to thaw out.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:20:33 pm
rename armor Senkestu[1]Ye cannot 'rename armor Senketsu'
make bandages then heal
[7] You make bandages out of the Cleric's spare blessed clothes. They impart their soothing power to your wounds.
Lyeos: Berate Giegue for being such a baby.[6]You berate Giegue for being a baby very succesfully. He roars at you.
Cannon Golem: Wait to thaw out.
[5] Waiting...
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 07:22:09 pm
Attempt to rename armor senkestu
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:23:06 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:24:01 pm
Cannon Golem: Prepare to attack Tune when he breaks the ice in his attempts to dismantle you.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:29:56 pm
attempt to destroy or dismantle golem cannon[6] You make significant progress, jamming it's cannon and messing up its forward motion mechs.
Attempt to rename armor senkestu
[4] Ok, ok. Fine. Senketsu.
Giegue: Attack Lyeos.[8] YOU BLOW EVERYTHING UP. ( Again. )
Lyeos: Convince someone else to invite Kevak to Cheesistan.[5] CMC: "K. I'll try."
Cannon Golem: Prepare to attack Tune when he breaks the ice in his attempts to dismantle you.
[7] You break the ice!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 07:32:27 pm
attempt to give Senketsu life conscience that doesn't hate me
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:32:45 pm
Cannon Golem: Fall on Tune.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:39:30 pm
cast pk freezeon golem cannon then move out of way[5] PK FREEZE!
attempt to give Senketsu life conscience that doesn't hate me
[5] Senketsu gains a conscience.
Lyeos: Cool guys don't watch explosions. Or acknowledge them.[8]Cool guys are still damaged by explosions. You are mortally wounded.
Cannon Golem: Fall on Tune.
[8]You fall on Tune and shatter it to sharp pieces which fly upwards and injure Lyeos, Poketwo, and Giegue. I am conveniently behind a building.
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2014, 07:39:55 pm
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:40:49 pm
Cannon Golem: Be dead.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 07:41:53 pm
bond and become friends with Senkestu thus granting easier use and less blood consumption
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:51:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 07:55:44 pm
Lyeos: Quickly! Golem-ify myself![3]The golem parts keep rejecting the living parts, at best you have crappy armour.
Cannon Golem: Be dead.
[8]You are perma-dead.
Go back to camp to rest and recover health[1] You drop on the way.
bond and become friends with Senkestu thus granting easier use and less blood consumption
[2]Senketsu is indifferent, Senketsu is hungry.
Giegue: Recover damage.[6]You are almost completely healed.
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 07:56:56 pm
Build a Bone Golem from corpses.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 07:57:53 pm
bond and become friends with Senkestu thus granting easier use and less blood consumption
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 08:01:07 pm
Ask Giegue to heal me.[2] He flicks you in the face. You recover 1 HP.
Build a Bone Golem from corpses.
[8]Bone Golem holds resentment toward you.
Wake up go to camp recover health[2] You wake up, make it closer to camp and pass out again.
bond and become friends with Senkestu thus granting easier use and less blood consumption
[3] Spam that all you want, it doesn't seem to be happening.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 08:02:30 pm
travel back to camp to recover hp
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 08:02:47 pm
Bone Golem: Realize that Tune is to blame.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 08:11:50 pm
wake up and bond and become friends with Senkestu thus granting easier use and less blood consumption[3] Still not doing it.
travel back to camp to recover hp
[1]You're still unconscious.
Lyeos: Use (lack of) medical knowledge to stabilize wounds.[3] Medical knowledge would be handy here.
Bone Golem: Realize that Tune is to blame.
[1] Not the way the Bone Golem sees it.
Post by: poketwo on April 29, 2014, 08:12:46 pm
RAISE THE DEAD OF ALL THAT I KILLED, EXCLUDING MY FATHER OF COARSETHIS
Post by: Lyeos on April 29, 2014, 08:13:08 pm
Bone Golem: Stomp on Tune while approaching Lyeos.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 08:15:21 pm
plea to gods or Giegue to heal me
Post by: ~Neri on April 29, 2014, 09:33:13 pm
((Apparently I was rolled in? *shrugs* I'll figure it out.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 09:42:31 pm
Giegue: Move to the capital, which has been amazingly unharmed through all the chaos. Seek a quiet place where you can recover emotionally whilst preparing to annihilate humanity.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 10:49:38 pm
[6]Of course. The dead are walking!RAISE THE DEAD OF ALL THAT I KILLED, EXCLUDING MY FATHER OF COARSETHIS
Lyeos: Improvise![2] That's not really making anything better.
Bone Golem: Stomp on Tune while approaching Lyeos.
[6] *SQUEESH* * continue your Megaton Walk.
Awaken go to camp to escape the bone golem and recover hp[3] You manage to stay above water for a little while. ( Metaphorically speaking. ) However, being squished is impending your progress.
plea to gods or Giegue to heal me
[2] The gods with small g aren't paying attention. The capital G God is still not affected by your rolls.
Kevak, at the behest of Lune, migrates to Cheesistan.[8] Welcome to Cheesistan!
((Apparently I was rolled in? *shrugs* I'll figure it out.))
CaptainMcClellan: Write in a plot explanation for why Ckisocoa can't play for an unforseen period of time to cover for his IRL occupiedness.[7] You write a flawless explanation for why Ckisocoa isn't here.
Giegue: Move to the capital, which has been amazingly unharmed through all the chaos. Seek a quiet place where you can recover emotionally whilst preparing to annihilate humanity.
"You see, during one of Giegue's attacks, remember how he absorbed the energy somehow and gained levels like crazy? Right now his mind is broken from one of Giegue's more recent attacks and so Ckis is effectively a vegetable.
[3] There are many people in your way.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 29, 2014, 10:54:13 pm
Make glass bottles
Post by: Playergamer on April 29, 2014, 10:54:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 29, 2014, 11:23:47 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Is struck by a wave of pity for the poor, miserable, Destroyer of Worlds.
CaptainMcClellan: Devise a way to reunite Giegue with his dead mother.
Post by: poketwo on April 30, 2014, 05:04:25 am
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 07:25:00 am
Bone Golem: Keep squishing Tune - it's really fun!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 08:35:19 am
Awaken and go to camp to recover[2]You make it another ten inches. Maybe you should stop trying to move while bleeding and wearing vampiric armour.
Make glass bottles
[1] With what glass? You don't even have the sand to make glass.
Continue playing GO.[2]Psychic interference from Giegue causes the screen to get really fuzzy making it almost impossible to continue playing.
Giegue: float over them and away, trying to continue to a quiet place.[6] Floats to the top of a skyscraper in the capital, curls up in a ball on top of it.
CaptainMcClellan: Is struck by a wave of pity for the poor, miserable, Destroyer of Worlds.
CaptainMcClellan: Devise a way to reunite Giegue with his dead mother.
[2] No ideas.
THEN MAKE MY DEAD LIVING AGAIN.[8] You succeed! They were enjoying the after life and are quite upset to be back here again in their rotting zombie bodies. They attempt mutiny.
Lyeos: Ask Kevak for assistance. "I'm kind of dying, here! Help would be appreciated!"[8]You demand Kevak's assistance. +3 on Kevak's roll if he assists. -5 on your friendship.
Bone Golem: Keep squishing Tune - it's really fun!
[7]* Squish squish squish *
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 08:37:44 am
Bone Golem: Scrape the Tune off of the bottom of my foot.
Post by: poketwo on April 30, 2014, 02:38:51 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 02:56:42 pm
go back to camp and heal
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 05:04:32 pm
Lyeos:[1] You don't know the number.Introduce the SNES to Giegue by texting him.Call Ninten.
Bone Golem: Scrape the Tune off of the bottom of my foot.
[2] Tune isn't stuck to your foot in the first place. He managed to scrape himself off, as it were.
RESTORE THE CORSPES TO THERE PRIME[4] You are a necromancer, not a Cleric. You can put them back together but you can't really restore them to their prime.
Ask my spears to attack the golem[5]Several of the spears align together to attack the golem. They may not like you much but they like being the only sentient weaponry.
go back to camp and heal
[5]You make it to the camp and crawl up to Ckis's vegetable body. You can finally rest in a safe place. His clothing however, doesn't like your armour much and the two are fighting psychically. You don't care, just so long as you can absorb his healing aura that he got at level six.
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:10:06 pm
Bone Golem: MAKE Tune become stuck to my foot.
Post by: poketwo on April 30, 2014, 05:15:57 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 05:34:28 pm
attempt to bond with senkestu to reduce blood consumption
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 05:46:42 pm
Lyeos: Call Giegue and sing to him.[AUTO]
Bone Golem: MAKE Tune become stuck to my foot.
(http://media.tumblr.com/793ab3a9ae732edc03b2c969bc51c1ce/tumblr_inline_mhny8ih01A1qz4rgp.png)
[8]Poor Tune... however, he's not giving up and is burrowing inside the bone golem rather than being squished.
USE SCIENCE TO DO THAT THEN[2] Science and necromancy don't really get along.
Continue to heal[5] Despite crawling into Bone Golem's foot, you're still within range of the healing aura.
attempt to bond with senkestu to reduce blood consumption
[3] Senketsu is still indifferent and hungry.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 05:50:02 pm
Go back to camp again
Post by: Lyeos on April 30, 2014, 05:51:24 pm
Bone Golem: Sing too!
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 05:55:04 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 06:02:13 pm
Use my spear/staff of charring to stab the golem gears[4]Stabbing occurs, since they are made of cheese, they are shreaded by the gears.
Go back to camp again
[2]NO! PLOT DEMANDS YOU DESTROY UNDEAD GOLEM!
Lyeos: Sing louder![AUTO][AUTO]
Bone Golem: Sing too!
(http://media.tumblr.com/f19b5a350230f94a73ca958741e741a4/tumblr_inline_mhxnhn6Z101qz4rgp.png)
Kevak totally forgot to mark this as a notify thread and does so. He then attempts to figure out what in the world is even going on.[3]The true form of this thread is inexplicable!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 06:09:51 pm
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 06:20:05 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 06:40:12 pm
cast fira on golem[5]FIRA! (+2 for Undead Weakness) It does major damage to the golem.
Activate Oversoul.[2]Try again.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 06:43:07 pm
Post by: poketwo on April 30, 2014, 06:51:06 pm
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 06:53:07 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 07:27:14 pm
return to camp and heal
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 07:32:33 pm
Reattempt to Activate Oversoul!
Actively prevent anyone from fusing with me.[5] The oversoul begins! Beware, it can be interrupted at this point.
[5] -1 on rolls involving fusing with you this turn.
Hide from my turned-against horde by fusing with kevak[4-1][3] You attempt fusion, he doesn't do the dance with you so it doesn't work.
collect sand for glass bottles[7] All the sand are belong to you
return to camp and heal
[6] You return to the camp and continue to bask in the healing aura of Ckis.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 07:35:35 pm
make glass bottles
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 07:37:45 pm
Build up more energy.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 07:48:02 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Distract Giegue
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 07:54:54 pm
make glass[3] Glass? Why would you be making glass? There's no market for that stuff here. ( At least not yet... )
make glass bottles
[6] You make glass bottles.
Make a shield of energy around myself. Interruption will not be tolerated![1] Too busy working on the Oversoul.
Build up more energy.
[8] You absorb so much energy you go into an Avatar state.
Giegue: Attack Lyeos[8]* sigh * There goes the capital.
CaptainMcClellan: Distract Giegue
[5] I distract Giegue... after the capital is leveled. At least the gov't escapes unscathed.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 07:59:01 pm
Work More On Oversoul.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 07:59:19 pm
bond with senkestu to reduce blood consumption
Post by: poketwo on April 30, 2014, 08:02:35 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 08:10:38 pm
Work On Oversoul.[6] OVERSOUL INCREASES!
Work More On Oversoul.
[8] OVERSOUL OVERLOAD!!! STUFF STARTS ORBITING YOU AND YOU HAVE A MASSIVE POWER AURA!!! YOU SCREAM TO SHOW YOUR POWER!!!
use glass bottles to make a healing potion if not healing the blood potions[1]No.
bond with senkestu to reduce blood consumption
[3]Senketsu curses all future rolls in this manner to be 3.
Use device to fuse with kevak[3] The device allows you to penetrate the first layer of Kevak's power-sphere. However, you cannot fuse with him.
Post by: poketwo on April 30, 2014, 08:11:55 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 08:15:40 pm
Learn better control over senkestu to reduce blood consumption in and out of battle
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 08:41:00 pm
ALL THE OVERSOUL!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 08:55:57 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Try brainstorming for ideas to help Giegue.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 09:01:08 pm
FIND A WAY TO FUSE WITH KEVAK[7] Oh... You fuse with Kevak. Sorry Kevak.
make a potion of blood restoration[2] Hmm. No.
Learn better control over senkestu to reduce blood consumption in and out of battle
[6] You figure out how to cut of blood loss to Senketsu.
MORE OVERSOUL![1] You cannot gain anymore power.
ALL THE OVERSOUL!
[8] You already have all the oversoul.
Giegue: Kidnap humans[6]You kidnap a dozen humans for experimentation.
CaptainMcClellan: Try brainstorming for ideas to help Giegue.
[4] You're starting to get an idea.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 09:02:39 pm
Regain said power.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 09:32:12 pm
senkestutrain self not to require as much blood to function
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 09:35:53 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Ask Giegue to release them.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 09:39:29 pm
Expend some power to rip Poketwo out of me and devour his soul, body, and mind.[2] He's a clingy little widget.
Regain said power.
[5] You regain about half of the power.
Tunemake potion of blood restoration[6]Finally succeed at the art of blood restoration potions.
senkestutrain self not to require as much blood to function
[2]Your self-control leaves a lot to be desired.
Giegue: Examine kidnapped humans.[3] Hey wait... what does that guy want? * faces CMC *
CaptainMcClellan: Ask Giegue to release them.
[5] You ask, he stops to consider it.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 09:41:30 pm
GAIN MORE POWER!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 09:44:43 pm
Senkestu: Learn more self control to decrease blood consumption
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 09:52:07 pm
Giegue: No, examine captives.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 09:56:46 pm
DEVOUR HIS SOUL MIND AND BODY![7]Oh wow. You uh... Poketwo is permadead. ( At least until I pull some fancy tricks. :P )
GAIN MORE POWER!
[4]You gain more power and grow a tail.
Tune: become better friends with senketsu[8]Senketsu becomes romantically attached with you and is extremely jealous of every living being.
Senkestu: Learn more self control to decrease blood consumption
[1]No. Your obsession requires blood. Much more blood.
CaptainMcClellan: Plead with Giegue.
Giegue: No, examine captives.
[1] He's not listening.
[7] You learn all you need to know to begin your experimentation.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on April 30, 2014, 10:09:37 pm
Tune:Continue to get Senkestu to not need as much blood
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 10:13:32 pm
MORE POWER!
EVEN MORE!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 10:34:05 pm
((Wooo! Tail!))[1]NO!
MORE POWER!
EVEN MORE!
Senkestu:gain better self control so as to avoid taking so much blood from Tune in the future[4] You guess that Tune needs his blood. You spit some of it back into his heart.
Tune:Continue to get Senkestu to not need as much blood
[5]Senketsu agrees to not drink so much...
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 10:43:24 pm
Locate dinner.
Summon Juno from the original R2SP.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on April 30, 2014, 10:47:10 pm
CaptainMcClellan: * senses disturbance in force *
CaptainMcClellan: Confront Kevak about his Ludicrous power levels.
Post by: ~Neri on April 30, 2014, 10:51:16 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 05:44:19 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 07:10:25 am
Senkestu: learn not to be jealous of every other living thing
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 07:22:36 am
Tune: pack extra blood restoration potions for my travels[5] You cram more potions of +blood in your bag of holding. You drop one.
Senkestu: learn not to be jealous of every other living thing
[7] You learn to hide your jealousy quite well and realize that Tune is yours forever. Noone else will be able to possess him like you do so there's no need to kill everything with blood magic.
Meanwhile, my immortal tity regenerates my body before I Become a Necromancer[1] Sadly, though it could not be consumed by Kevak, your immortal tity cannot regenerate you by itself. You must reclaim your soul from Kevak's oversoul thing.
Giegue: Experiment on imbuing PSI powers in humans.[5] You inflict severe pain on a human. That human learns PK fire, sort of. It just comes at the cost of the human's self-immolation. You call this a success.
CaptainMcClellan: * senses disturbance in force *
CaptainMcClellan: Confront Kevak about his Ludicrous power levels.
[5]Let's get confrontational!
What is for dinner?[2] No dinner.
Locate dinner.
Summon Juno from the original R2SP.
[3] You begin the summoning dance, it's by far the dumbest thing we've ever seen.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 07:39:44 am
Frown at Kevak for not assisting!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 07:51:33 am
Lyeos: Sing at Giegue in ghost form![2] The sound of a ghostly whisper is heard.
Frown at Kevak for not assisting!
[2] You frown at Kevak but he cannot see you, nor does he care. He is one of the most powerful beings in the universe at the moment, what use does he have of your disapproval?
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 07:57:06 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 08:58:18 am
Tune: Improve magic focus on staff
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:34:47 am
CaptainMcClellan: ASSIST LYEOS'S ACTION.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:39:19 am
Possess cheestomic bomb - throw at Kevak![8] YOU POSSESS CHEESETOMIC BOMB AND THROW AT KEVAK. OH GOD!? WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Senkestu: Require less blood from Tune[5]You require a bit less blood.
Tune: Improve magic focus on staff
[8]You focus all of your magic power onto/into staff! YOU CAN NEVER DO MAGIC WITHOUT IT AGAIN!
Giegue: Experiment on another human.[1] Total failure, this human is an imbecile and completely PSI proof.
CaptainMcClellan: ASSIST LYEOS'S ACTION.
[7]You provide exemplary assistance. We doom the world together.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 09:44:40 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:45:29 am
Steal Kevak's power while he recovers from the attack!
We still haven't even dealt with the aftermath of nuking a spirit bomb. There's a good chance we're all dead right now.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:47:56 am
CaptainMcClellan: Roll to see what happened when we nuked Kevak.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 09:48:35 am
Senkestu: grant more defense for Tune until bomb explosion is over
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 09:52:41 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:02:56 am
Steal Kevak's power while he recovers from the attack![7]
Giegue: MOAR EXPERIMANT![2]You drive this human Stark Raving Mad! He strips and starts running around babbling.
CaptainMcClellan: Roll to see what happened when we nuked Kevak.
[1]We failed to live? Or we failed to die? I'm gonna say that the cheestomic bomb was a dud.
Tune: take cover in camp[2]You trip and fall out of the camp.
Senkestu: grant more defense for Tune until bomb explosion is over
[6] You grant a deathly aura of protection for your dark master, however the blood loss causes him to feel a bit woozy.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:05:55 am
Tune: Go back inside camp
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:07:29 am
More experimentation.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 10:16:51 am
Seal away the power, for no man should possess it!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 12:22:35 pm
Tune: drink blood potion[2]You throw back a blood potion, it splashes all over you face with barely any getting in your mouth at all.
Tune: Go back inside camp
[5]You arrive at the doorway to the camp are struck with a sudden urge to stand in the unsafe doorway.
Giegue: Get frustrated and blast a human with PK Thunder![6]You electrocute a poor woman. She survives, but still.
More experimentation.
[3]Experimentation continues to fail to yield results and you're burning through your human supply rather quickly.
Assume that 7 means I succeeded.[4]You have no grounds to make such an investigation, so you launch an investigation into the matter: [5] Yep, that's pretty much what it means based on the evidence.
Seal away the power, for no man should possess it!
[4]You start channeling the power into a rock. However, at any point someone could come and jump in the path of the stream to steal Kevak's power.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 12:47:29 pm
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 01, 2014, 01:27:36 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 01:31:01 pm
Attempt to add PSI to one of the untested
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 01, 2014, 01:31:31 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 01:34:01 pm
Tune: drag 2k into fort
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 01:44:08 pm
Channel the power into my ghost-eyes instead![1] You attempt to channel the power into his ghost-eyes but it fails and you're now shooting giant laser beams out of your ghost-eyes instead.
move to cheeseistan[2]Mmmm...... Not really. Too much bureaucracy, delayed flight.
Giegue: Spit on human, see if that makes a difference.[4] You spit on the human, it doesn't help.
Attempt to add PSI to one of the untestedvictimstest subjects.
[6] Yay! You add PSI to another test subject, they now know PK Beam. Problem is, he can't turn it off. He is know constantly shoots beams out of his eyes whenever they are open.
crates steel armor and steel sword[5] You successfully put the steel armour and swa'ad into a crate and nail the crate shut.
Tune: Continue inside the camp[8]You dash into the camp, tripping on some debris, flinging you forward into a fortification. Ouch.
Tune: drag 2k into fort
[1]He is too far away, he hasn't even made it to Cheesistan yet.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 01:45:55 pm
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 01, 2014, 01:46:27 pm
send crate to Tunes camp
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 01:46:44 pm
Add more PSI to the next human.
CaptainMcClellan: Summon a new monster to devastate Cheesistan.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 01:49:27 pm
Tune: stand near the house of dead children and see what happens (maybe get power)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 01:55:05 pm
Laser everything![3] You laser a mirror that is angled in such a way to redirect the power back to Kevak.
go to cheesistan[8]You make it to Cheesistan! However, you plane crashed horribly, and now you're stranded with a broken arm.
send crate to Tunes camp
[5] The crate drops from a plane and bounces off the magical barrier of Tune's camp, it lands about twenty yards from the front door and shatters upon impact.
Giegue: * is satisfied with this result, moves onto the next human *[5]You imbue PK Freeze into a woman, her body temperature plummets but she's otherwise unharmed and besides turning blue no other abnormal function happens.
Add more PSI to the next human.
CaptainMcClellan: Summon a new monster to devastate Cheesistan.
[4] I summon a Chocobo.
Tune: Learn PK Thunder[1] Your staff goes bbbzztt and the pops. Nothing happens.
Tune: stand near the house of dead children and see what happens (maybe get power)
[1] The dead children provide you with no power whatsoever.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 01:56:38 pm
Tune: return inside
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 01, 2014, 01:57:15 pm
grab and equipe armor and sword on way in
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 01:58:35 pm
EXPERIMENT ON THE NEXT HUMAN.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 02:04:25 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:06:40 pm
Tune: Attempt learn pk thunder[5] You learn PK Thunder β, you can strike up to two targets in a turn.
Tune: return inside
[2]Return inside of what? The house of dead children? Ok.
quickly gets to Tune's camp[2]You don't get there quickly at all. In fact, you move very slowly.
grab and equipe armor and sword on way in
[6]At least you equipe this boss armour and sword on your way. Also, you now speak French because the command for equip was written in French.
Giegue: Take the small human child in front of you and put him in a safe place for later.[1]Yea, you end up shredding him to pieces trying to pick him up with your telekinesis. Oops. * Giegue roars in anger *
EXPERIMENT ON THE NEXT HUMAN.
[2] You half-ass it and the next one doesn't even.
Jump in front of power beam![3]You are damaged instead of reabsorbing the power. The power still redirects to Kevak.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 02:07:42 pm
Put Poketwo's mind and soul into the body of a trap.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 02:08:27 pm
Ghost-Hug Kevak. 'Cause I'm a ghost.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:14:38 pm
Go find a quiet place to cry.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 02:16:24 pm
Tune: Build a small house in the camp for shelter
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:21:32 pm
Punch Lyeos out of the way and reabsorb.[8]You punch him so hard, that he takes no damage. He is a ghost. However! Due to leftover fusion energy, his ghost-tail is stuck to your wrist. Have fun with that you two.
Put Poketwo's mind and soul into the body of a trap.
[5] You use part of Poketwo's essence to make a devious trap.
"Oh... For my own self-preservation, I shall sacrifice my bitterness. Gods have mercy on my soul."[2] You find it difficult to hug him whilst stuck to his wrist. However, you manage to sort of embrace Kevak.
Ghost-Hug Kevak. 'Cause I'm a ghost.
Giegue: Try to give more PSI to the final human.[1]Nope.
Go find a quiet place to cry.
[1]Not gonna happen either. Too many people.
Tune: Exit children house of dead children[5] You exit the house of dead children.
Tune: Build a small house in the camp for shelter
[1] You bang rocks together, assuming that this somehow leads to the formation of a living structure.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 02:24:07 pm
Point out to Kevak that I need a new body!
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 02:26:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Attempt to remove Lyeos from wrist with minimal damage.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 02:27:26 pm
senkestu: require less blood
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:28:56 pm
CaptainMcClellan:
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:35:23 pm
Possess his shoes![4]You reach down to his shoes and start to imbue yourself in them.
Point out to Kevak that I need a new body!
[4] He doesn't get your point.
Manually make a trap that looks something like this:[8]OH GOD WHY!? Poketwo, you are now Bakura-trap-fag-thing. We all pity you, but from a distance. A long distance. Kevak loses all power in the process, because it was an eight and I hate him for his actions.and put Poketwo into it.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Attempt to remove Lyeos from wrist with minimal damage.
[3]You pull at Lyeos's tail, you both take one damage.
Tune: Build a house inside the camp for shelter[7]You build a lovely log house.
senkestu: require less blood
[2]When will you learn? Senketsu needs your blood.
Giegue: Weep.[3]You are interrupted after tearing up by the three superpowered humans. You roar at them loudly, the cross all three of their techniques attacking you with fire, ice, and laser beams. Even worse, the paralyzed lady you electrocuted learned PK Thunder Ω. She uses it, roll to determine success. [5] Two of the four lightning bolts hit. One hitting you, one hitting me.
CaptainMcClellan:Attempt to sever connection between Kevak and LyeosKill Kevak for his trap, irregardless of whether or not it succeeds.
[5]Redirect the PK Thunder to Kevak's genitals.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 02:38:56 pm
Power up more!
((Traps are GLORIOUS!))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 02:41:39 pm
Tune: make more blood potions
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:48:26 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Manipulate space time to confine a complex plane into a special π-dimensional time hollow.
(( Not this trap! ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 02:50:05 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:50:16 pm
NEIN!!!JA!
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 02:53:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 02:56:34 pm
Power up again!INTERVENTION! MINUS TWO ON ALL YOUR ROLLS UNTIL POKETWO IS RESTORED TO NORMAL.
Power up more!
[2-2 = 0] You rolled a zero. All your previous rolls are invalidated. Nah. I have no idea what to do now...
[1-2=-1] You are transformed into e^(π*i) Technically I guess this makes you more powerful? You've become the proof of a complex plane, which many of us cannot fully comprehend.
Senkestu: Attempt to require less blood from tune while still functioning properly[5] The attempt comes at cost of your ability to comprehend the complex plane. You, and by extension, Tune are vulnerable to Kevak's new form.
Tune: make more blood potions
[2] You do not have the ingredients.
Giegue: * is damaged * flee[4]flees while still under attack.
CaptainMcClellan: Manipulate space time to confine a complex plane into a special π-dimensional time hollow.
(( Not this trap! ))
[2]Nope. Kevak roams free as a complicated mathematical theorem with remaining attachment to Lyeos.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 03:02:47 pm
Tune: make blood potion
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 03:03:14 pm
Counter the Intervention.
CaptainMcClellan, A trap is you:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 03:07:24 pm
Giegue: Calculate new form of Kevak and attack in ways he cannot understand because he poses threat to your ability to destroy universe.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 03:10:44 pm
Senkestu: Regain ability to comprehend complex planes to guard against Kevak's attacks for loved on[1] You can't do it without using more of Tune's blood.
Tune: make blood potion
[1] Still outta potion ingredients.
((Sooo I am the incarnation of a complex mathematical plane of trapness? Sweet.))[4-2=2] The dice are insufficient. You are insufficient.
Counter the Intervention.
CaptainMcClellan, A trap is you:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[2-2=0] Your ability to make traps is inhibited for ... ( rolls d20 to see ) 7 turns!
Giegue: Counter attacks[4]You cannot counter, but you can deflect.
Giegue: Calculate new form of Kevak and attack in ways he cannot understand because he poses threat to your ability to destroy universe.
[2]You forgot to carry the pi, your calculations are wrong.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 03:14:36 pm
Disable antitrap inhibition.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 03:32:56 pm
Tiny six-inch tall prototype deathbot from earlier: Save Lyeos.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 03:48:06 pm
Tune: drink blood potion to restore what Senkestu used
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 04:12:01 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 04:19:45 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Force everyone to recruit another forumite into playing.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 04:32:35 pm
Disable Intervention.[5-2=3] No. Your roll isn't strong enough.
Disable antitrap inhibition.
[3-2=1] Still sealed. 6 turns remain.
Lyeos: Give Kevak a wedgie. "No trap-Lyeos for you!"[8] You pan-dimensional calculus wedgie.
Tiny six-inch tall prototype deathbot from earlier: Save Lyeos.
[5] Your tiny deathbot rushes to your aid. It staggers forward and fires. Sadly, it does not sever the connection between Lyeos and Kevak.
Senkestu: use Tune's blood to regain knowledge of complex planes to defend loved one from Kevak[2] You drink some blood, you try to relearn but MATH is hard.
Tune: drink blood potion to restore what Senkestu used
[8] You drink two blood potions, you have an unhealthy excess of blood. Everything swells and you have a fever.
PUT THE STUFF REQUIRED FOR THE IMMORTAL TITY TO REGENERATE MY BODY INTO THE IMMORTAL TITY[1] Your mind and soul are still stuck in that heresy Kevak conjured up.
Giegue: Use 4th Dimension slip to escape the PSI-powered humans.[4] You accidentally slip back into this dimension while fleeing.
CaptainMcClellan: Force everyone to recruit another forumite into playing.
Frostlady: THERE HE IS! * points *
Giegue: ( Shit! )
[5] Go out, tell your friends. Everyone get a forumite to join in the insanity. Because it's a five, I can only strongly suggest, rather than require.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 04:34:40 pm
Tiny Deathbot: Use the cover of Lyeos's action as a way to secretly assist CMC.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 04:35:17 pm
Disable antitrap inhibition.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 04:39:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 04:41:55 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Try to permanently disable Kevak's trap ability.
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 04:50:01 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 04:55:13 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 04:56:56 pm
Assist kevak in disabling Intervention and antitrap inhibition."Hah! You have yet to make it into Cheesistan!"
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 05:04:06 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 05:05:34 pm
Attempts to get to ceesistan faster."Hah! Check out the first page for rules on actions! Hah! Kevak will never find a Trap appropriate for me!"
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 05:07:37 pm
Attempts to get to ceesistan faster."Hah! Check out the first page for rules on actions! Hah! Kevak will never find a Trap appropriate for me!"
((Damn it lyeos next time explain things about the game your inviting me to.)) ((Thanks for inviting me by the way. :D ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 05:12:20 pm
I have a few ideas.Attempts to get to ceesistan faster."Hah! Check out the first page for rules on actions! Hah! Kevak will never find a Trap appropriate for me!"
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 05:13:19 pm
I have a few ideas.
"... Show me. Or, as some people say... Pics or it didn't happen."
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 05:13:42 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 05:25:05 pm
((I'll pm you a list before I get around to you.))I have a few ideas.
"... Show me. Or, as some people say... Pics or it didn't happen."
((Trap me when i get there Kevak-senpai!))
((Sure lawl.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 05:36:55 pm
Senkestu: Use blood drank from Tune to relearn complex planes to better defend loved one
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 05:49:45 pm
Lyeos: Assist in breaking the antitrap inhibition.[8] Your gambit backfires as it actually removes the inhibition!
Tiny Deathbot: Use the cover of Lyeos's action as a way to secretly assist CMC.
[7] Uses the distraction to successfully separate Kevak and Lyeos.
Disable Intervention.[8] Yeah... That works. It backfires, because now we can do whatever we like to your avatar as a free action. Everyone, everyone. Have fun.
Disable antitrap inhibition.
[4]Thanks to Lyeos's assistance you succeed.
Giegue: Use shenanigans to swap places with Tune.[2]Nope.
CaptainMcClellan: Try to permanently disable Kevak's trap ability.
*take several more psychic attacks*
[8] SUCCESS! I rebind Kevak's trap ability and blow up the six inch deathbot. Poor guy...
After receiving a postcard from Lyeos, Prophet moves to Cheesistan![4]You are currently onboard Flight 118 to Cheesistan! :)
Tune: Get Senkestu to drink more blood to cure my excess amount of blood[2]He drinks all he can, but there's only so much he can do.
Senkestu: Use blood drank from Tune to relearn complex planes to better defend loved one
[7] You regain your comprehension of complex planes! You can now defend against Kevak's attack.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 05:53:19 pm
Defend against fuckery caused by others.
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 05:53:54 pm
Heavily Injured Bone Golem: Charge at CMC.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 05:55:46 pm
TuneMake more potions of blood
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 06:01:46 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 06:02:24 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 06:08:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 06:10:11 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to switch Giegue and Kevak so that Giegue gets all of Kevak's former power.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 06:17:28 pm
Unbind trap inhibition[3] Nyup.
Defend against fuckery caused by others.
[8]You switch into a defensive stance.
Lyeos: Rub butter all over Kevak's ability so it can escape it's... Probably rope."How could you destroy Tim?! You're a monster, CMC!"I'm SORRY!
Heavily Injured Bone Golem: Charge at CMC.
[3] You cannot unbind his trappery powers either.
Don't let Tim die in vain by releasing Kevak's power!
Senkestu: Drink more and store more blood to assist Tune in curing his fever[6]You do this for your friend.
TuneMake more potions of blood
[2]I thought we established you were out of ingredients?
GIVE KEVAK ALL THE POWER HE USED TO HAVE, AND HIS TAIL. THEN FUSE WITH HIM[8]Kevak never lost his tail. Also a giant tidal wave of power launches towards Kevak.
Watch the other passengers do things while waiting to get to cheesistan.[4]You watch the passengers, they are super-boring. Also, you have an aisle seat, so...
Giegue: Fight back against the triple-headed assault[8] You ONCE AGAIN, level everything in Cheesistan. Seriously, how many times can you utterly obliterate the same country before there's nothing left to destroy? Also, the PSI heroes survived. They're just critically injured.
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to switch Giegue and Kevak so that Giegue gets all of Kevak's former power.
[7]HELLS YES. * secret ninjutsu to swap Kevak and Giegue at the moment of impact * Giegue's body absorbs ALL THE POWAH! Making the Universal Cosmic Destroyer EVEN STRONGER. WITH NO DAMAGE DONE TO ME WHATSOEVER. COMPLETE SUCCESS. Also, Kevak, you are now nearby three pissed off superheroes who are about to die... What do you do?
Post by: Lyeos on May 01, 2014, 06:19:12 pm
HIBG: Convince the others to sing!
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 06:21:42 pm
Unbind antitrap.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 06:22:29 pm
Tune: Thank Senkestu for helping me
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 06:24:41 pm
((Kevak-Senpai noooo! live damn it live i need you to live so you can trap me!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 06:27:33 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Run around in circles screaming because "IT'S HAPPENING"
CaptainMcClellan: KEVAKIYAS COMETH!
Giegue: What?
CaptainMcClellan: ROLLS ARE INVALID BECAUSE "IT'S HAPPENING"
CaptainMcClellan: MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECAUSE "IT'S HAPPENING"
CaptainMcClellan: Roll d100 to determine just how much this is going to ruin this thread.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 06:33:21 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 06:37:21 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 06:38:41 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 06:43:44 pm
Lyeos: Sing at Giegue! "Hah! Now I'm right beside your ear!"[3] He blasts you in the face.
HIBG: Convince the others to sing!
[6] Everyone sings, everyone distracts Giegue.
Devour Giiehue's mind and soul, absorb the body and the power within.[AUTO] IT'S HAPPENING
Unbind antitrap.
[IRRELEVANT] YOU JUST BECAME THE MAIN VILLAIN. ALL YOUR TRAPS ARE IRRELEVANT.
Tune: Gather ingredients for blood potion[6]You successfully gather the ingredients for the blood potion.
Tune: Thank Senkestu for helping me
[7]"You're welcome" he says. He smiles and tightens in his grip, giving you back excess blood.
Fall asleep until i get to cheesistan.[8]You fall asleep and don't notice the plane getting engulfed by the giant swirling red cloud of darkness and redness.
((Kevak-Senpai noooo! live damn it live i need you to live so you can trap me!))
(( IT'S HAPPENING JUST AS I FORETOLD! IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S HAPPENING! ))[5] I run around, flailing my arms and screaming "IT'S HAPPENING" at the top of my lungs. Yeah. Too bad noone knows what I mean.
CaptainMcClellan: Run around in circles screaming because "IT'S HAPPENING"
CaptainMcClellan: KEVAKIYAS COMETH!
Giegue: What?
CaptainMcClellan: ROLLS ARE INVALID BECAUSE "IT'S HAPPENING"
CaptainMcClellan: MENTAL BREAKDOWN BECAUSE "IT'S HAPPENING"
CaptainMcClellan: Roll d100 to determine just how much this is going to ruin this thread.
[8] All rolls are irrelevant.
[3] Somehow, I remain sane, meaning I have to account for my actions later. However... I look pretty crazy, so that's something.
[85] We are 85% SCREWED.
Spoiler: IT'S HAPPENING! (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 06:48:33 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 06:51:31 pm
Tune: ask Senkestu's opinion of the new destruction
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 07:01:42 pm
A Trap Is Now You CaptainMcClellan.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
A Trap is now you Tune of Dwarves.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 07:06:30 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 07:07:06 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 07:08:46 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 07:12:27 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 07:17:46 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 07:19:38 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 07:20:20 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 07:29:50 pm
WELL CMC, YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING BY SWITCHING THE RECEIVER, BUT NOW I'LL JUST TURN THAT M UPSIDE DOWN, AND NOW YOU ARE CWC, ALSO KNOWN AS CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER HAVE FUN
I smite you with my smite stick.
Attempt to organize resistance against Kevakiyas.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 07:31:05 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 07:32:02 pm
I just saw the trap Kevak you are a bitch and I hope Giegue kills you.I ATE GIEGUE. DEAD IS HE.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 07:36:27 pm
Tune: Stop singing and yell YAY GO GIEGUE[4] You stop singing and yell.
Tune: ask Senkestu's opinion of the new destruction
[7] He gives you a lengthy lecture about just what he thinks. Fortunately, it's really hilarious and actually gives you a tactical advantage in the upcoming fight.
WELL CMC, YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING BY SWITCHING THE RECEIVER, BUT NOW I'LL JUST TURN THAT M UPSIDE DOWN, AND NOW YOU ARE CWC, ALSO KNOWN AS CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER HAVE FUN[3] No. And how is this my fault? It's really Kevak's fault, isn't it?
[AUTO] I SMITE POKETWO. HE IS SMITED.WELL CMC, YOU JUST HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING BY SWITCHING THE RECEIVER, BUT NOW I'LL JUST TURN THAT M UPSIDE DOWN, AND NOW YOU ARE CWC, ALSO KNOWN AS CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER HAVE FUN
I smite you with my smite stick.
Attempt to organize resistance against Kevakiyas.
[8]...
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 07:41:36 pm
Tune: have a friendly chat with Senkestu
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 07:51:37 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 07:53:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 08:01:57 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 08:03:08 pm
Tune: make blood potion[8] You make blood potion out of Poketwo's blood.
Tune: have a friendly chat with Senkestu
[8] You get into a deep conversation with Senketsu, to the point where you forget about the task at hand.
Awaken?[7]You awaken in the middle of this chaos, totally unharmed.
RESPAWN[5]You come back to life! Partially...
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to form an alliance with Giegue's PSI-enabled victims.[1] They refuse your alliance, instead staggering off to deal with the horrible things that have happened to them.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 08:08:49 pm
Put "bad" thoughts in CaptainMcCiellan's head.
((Currently looking for good trappics.))
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 08:10:19 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 08:11:07 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 08:11:41 pm
Senkestu: Remind Tune of the task at hand
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 08:16:46 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 08:21:15 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 08:24:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 08:32:40 pm
REVIVE POKETWO IN THE TRAP BODY.[1] It is beyond repair.
Put "bad" thoughts in CaptainMcCiellan's head.
((Currently looking for good trappics.))
[2] Captain McCiellan is safe. CaptainMcClellan doesn't know who that is, he also doesn't care.
Tune: finish chat with Senkestu[1]But wait... there's more!
Senkestu: Remind Tune of the task at hand
[4]You try, but he's too busy blathering about something you don't care about.
Look around and try to escape this chaos.[5] You look around, that camp looks promising.
FUSE WITH KEVAK[3] You leap into Kevakiyas. Kevakiyas rejects you.
CaptainMcClellan: Add to Tune and Ckis's camp's defense powers until it is completely indestructable.[4] Green GM magic shield has been added on top of the red BM shield, now all we have to do is wait for Ckis to recover vegetation and create a Blue Holy shield to make a totally impenetrable camp.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 08:33:57 pm
Jarl HAS NO GENDER. JARL IS UNSHIPPABLE. UNSHIPABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 08:37:01 pm
Senkestu: watch battle with Tune
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 08:37:46 pm
Convince them to use their new super-powers to help us defeat Kevakiyas.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 08:38:36 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 08:41:48 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 08:44:35 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Allow Poketwo into the first power sphere, He is not allowed past that but can use it for some things that directly relate to making traps.
((Still looking for the right pic for you Prophet.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 08:49:04 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 08:50:01 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 08:50:51 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 08:52:46 pm
Picture is not ROYAL enough! TWENTY YEARS DUNGEON!Maidtraps are what royalty become when trapped. IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 08:53:14 pm
Be Jarl of Stringcheese. Lay claim to the long-lost throne of Cheesistan![5] You lay a claim to the throne of Cheesistan. The historical backing is hard to deny, but is this really the best time to bring it up?
Jarl HAS NO GENDER. JARL IS UNSHIPPABLE. UNSHIPABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Tune: finish chat with Senkestu then watch the battle, while waiting for McClellan[7] You finish up with Senketsu and watch the "battle"
Senkestu: watch battle with Tune
[8] You watch the battle and study every movement with such intensity that your strategizing costs Tune another pint of blood.
Over psychotherapeutic services to Giegue's PSI victims.[7] You managed to help them through all of their trauma and even some stuff from their before-lives
Convince them to use their new super-powers to help us defeat Kevakiyas.
[3] They're too scared of being trapified or worse by Kevakiyas.
Go to the camp.[3] You are interrupted by a can of spam. Noone can explain how it got there or why it blocks your way. You do not understand.
FUSE WITH KEVAK[1] NO! You do not have the Potara earrings or any other method of fusing creatures.
JARL NOW HAS A GENDER. IT IS TRAP![7] F***. WHY!?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Allow Poketwo into the first power sphere, He is not allowed past that but can use it for some things that directly relate to making traps.
((Still looking for the right pic for you Prophet.))
[3] You find him a bit hard to digest... He falls out on his own.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 08:54:30 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 01, 2014, 08:54:55 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 09:00:26 pm
By powers of ROYALTY, sentence Kevak to 400 YEARS DUNGEON! NO TRIAL!
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 09:05:31 pm
Turn Poketwo back into a trap again, same form as last time.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 09:08:57 pm
Senkestu: help prepare Tune for battle by meditating and controlling his insanity outbursts to a minimum
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:10:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:18:30 pm
Try to get past the can of spam then head to the camp. Edit: Then become the head priest of the worshipers of the trap god.[6] You dodge-roll past the spam can and straight into the shield. You must now ask for entry.
[7] Oh. You scam thousands of scared people out of money, meat, and other things.
BECOME POPE[5] You become a Cardinal. That's almost pope.
UNACCEPTABLEEEEE! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc)[4] 100 years dungeon. Good luck getting him into the dungeon though.
By powers of ROYALTY, sentence Kevak to 400 YEARS DUNGEON! NO TRIAL!
Insert Thoughts of tentacles and traps into Jarl's Mind.[3] No, much uglier, more obviously male.
Turn Poketwo back into a trap again, same form as last time.
Tune: Recover lost pint of blood by standing in Ckis' healing aura[6] Yay for recovery auras!
Senkestu: help prepare Tune for battle by meditating and controlling his insanity outbursts to a minimum
[8] You make him too calm for battle.
Try to convince them.[2] They're not budging.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 09:22:34 pm
Lick Tune and Senkestu's Brains. Fill them with thoughts of Yaoi.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 09:23:16 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 09:24:04 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 09:24:41 pm
((Yay yaoi.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 09:26:20 pm
By royal decree, Trapism is outlawed! Worshipers who do not repent will be FONDUED! IT IS A TRADITIONAL CHEESISTAN PUNISHMENT
((Wouldn't you be outlawed as you ARE a trap?))
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 09:27:39 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 09:28:18 pm
SILENCE! THE MONARCH IS ABOVE THE LAW! THE MONARCH WILL BECOME HEAVYSET ONCE MORE FROM DIET OF PURE, HOLY CHEESE!By royal decree, Trapism is outlawed! Worshipers who do not repent will be FONDUED! IT IS A TRADITIONAL CHEESISTAN PUNISHMENT
((Wouldn't you be outlawed as you ARE a trap?))
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 09:30:28 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 09:32:02 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 09:35:56 pm
Try retrapping Poketwo AGAIN![5] It's more successful this time, y'know except for the beard.
Lick Tune and Senkestu's Brains. Fill them with thoughts of Yaoi.
[AUTO]NO! NO YAOI! NO YURI! NO HENTAI! NO PORN! I WILL FORBID YOU FROM THIS THREAD. ( Trapism is pushing it, but not bannable. )
By royal decree, Trapism is outlawed! Worshipers who do not repent will be FONDUED! IT IS A TRADITIONAL CHEESISTAN PUNISHMENT[7] This passes.
Ask for entry. Do not repent Tell the worshipers of the trap god that the jarl must be killed for he is a heretic.[4]You ask for entry. Tune is too lax to respond.
Tune: Screw it I am going to bed will return later[4] You attempt to sleep.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 09:38:21 pm
Replace the lick's effect with trappish thoughts.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 09:40:37 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 09:44:14 pm
struts in like a boss
“I don’t think ya’ll nigga’s are ready for me.”
struts back out
“I don’t think ya’ll nigga’s are ready for me.”
struts back out
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 09:53:43 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 09:54:59 pm
(except McClellan)
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 09:59:55 pm
You all deserve this https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AC2IftW9Npc
(except McClellan)
((I couldn't get through the video, I couldn't figure out what was happening and got bored.))
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:00:36 pm
((Oh god, same here))You all deserve this https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AC2IftW9Npc
(except McClellan)
((I couldn't get through the video, I couldn't figure out what was happening and got bored.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:03:50 pm
Fix the beard and any other odd bits.[5] Almost!
Replace the lick's effect with trappish thoughts.
[5] He kills a trap in his sleep with a hadoken.
Worship the trap god.[2] You fail. You make him look like an idiot.
[7] No, don't guess we are.struts in like a boss
“I don’t think ya’ll nigga’s are ready for me.”
struts back out
[7] And you strut back off again.
"Here me, ye heathens! I will grant ye clemency if your self-appointed god will willingly serve his legal sentence!"[7] Here that? Clemency!
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 10:06:13 pm
MAKE TUNE THINK LIKE A TRAP!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:08:09 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:09:45 pm
(The relevance comes in around 3:00. Also, what the fuck did I just watch?)You all deserve this https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AC2IftW9Npc
(except McClellan)
((I couldn't get through the video, I couldn't figure out what was happening and got bored.))
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:09:49 pm
Walk back in
"It's raining and cold! Might as well stay here for a bit"
Sits on the couch and makes a raep feace
"Did somebody say, ANIME PRON?!?"
"It's raining and cold! Might as well stay here for a bit"
Sits on the couch and makes a raep feace
"Did somebody say, ANIME PRON?!?"
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:11:16 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:12:53 pm
(I'm so... so... so very, very, very, very, very sorry.... )(The relevance comes in around 3:00. Also, what the fuck did I just watch?)You all deserve this https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=AC2IftW9Npc
(except McClellan)
((I couldn't get through the video, I couldn't figure out what was happening and got bored.))
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:13:53 pm
((When am i going to be traped?)
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:16:58 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:19:02 pm
"We don't need all this yelling!"
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 10:19:10 pm
"I KNOW WHAT THOU DOST! You are STALLING to protect your followers!"YOUR TERMS ARE NOT ACCEPTED, YOU ARE JUST AS MUCH A FOLLOWER FOR BEING A TRAP AS THEY ARE, HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
((Next turn. Found a pic.))
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:20:56 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:22:07 pm
SUMMON SMURFINGTON, GOD OF CHEESE.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:22:15 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:26:28 pm
Tune: I return and awaken...what did I miss?[7] More trappings, a war's starting between Kevakiyas and the Cheeselords.
[5]Ok.Walk back in
"It's raining and cold! Might as well stay here for a bit"
Sits on the couch and makes a raep feace
"Did somebody say, ANIME PRON?!?"
[2] What couches? Giegue destroyed them all. Also, you make a stupid face and it gets stuck that way.
Worship the trap god again.[5]He continues to ignore your tasteful worship.
((When am i going to be traped?)
Starts a revolution against the jarl. "vive la revolution rise against the jarl against the trap hater for the trap god!"[7] REVOLUTION!
"I suffer from thy blasphemy, but I do not give thee my faith! VERY WELL, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!"[7] You summon SMURFINGTON. ( You get to invite him. )
SUMMON SMURFINGTON, GOD OF CHEESE.
CaptainMcClellan: Shapeshift into an amorphous smoke form.[5] Not really that amorphous. In fact, still rather humanoid.
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:28:35 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:30:54 pm
Senkestu: have Tune take cover for any incoming attacks as it seems nearly everyone is hostile now.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:32:17 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:33:58 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:35:03 pm
Generates new faction called Lemin and calls its peoples "Leminians"
"We shall rule over this petty world!"
"We shall rule over this petty world!"
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:35:26 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 10:35:35 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't recall ever starting a war with the cheese.
ENCASE JARL IN CHOCOLATE FONDUE.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:37:10 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:37:25 pm
what the hell is "THE GREAT DAIRY" and why fondue people?This is the nation of Cheesistan, and to Fondue is to dip in molten cheese. This nation was founded on cheese! It shall be restored to its glorious roots!
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:38:30 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:39:14 pm
Kinda yes so I know where I stand (most likely indifferent but still) and I persue insane knowledge. I finished the Frollo show for the 3rd time
"Most likely indifferent, HAH! Pick a side, peasant! Give your knowledge to Leminians."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 10:46:46 pm
Lead a attack on the jarl. "charge forth against the heretic jarl charge for the trap god!"[3] You fail.
Tune: "Wunderbar"I exclaim as I sit down and enjoy the scene of the war/revolution[5]You watch safely.
Senkestu: have Tune take cover for any incoming attacks as it seems nearly everyone is hostile now.
[3]He doesn't seem to be taking this seriously.
FONDUE ALL TRAITOROUS REBELS, UNTIL THEY DIE OR ACCEPT THE GREAT DAIRY INTO THEIR HEARTS.[3] It doesn't work, they die for their beliefs.
[1] It fails due to legal reasons.Generates new faction called Lemin and calls its peoples "Leminians"
"We shall rule over this petty world!"
Prophet, You Are Now A Trap![7]PROPHET, YOU ARE A TRAP. WHY CAN'T I STOP THE TROP?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I don't recall ever starting a war with the cheese.
ENCASE JARL IN CHOCOLATE FONDUE.
[2]The chocolate fondue misses.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 10:49:39 pm
RESURRECT ALL THE FOLLOWERS OF TRAPISM AS TRAPS!
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:50:00 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:50:18 pm
"Legal Reasons? Legal Reasons!? Leminians will rise in an orderly fashion of fortresses filled with chaos and destruction. Destined to destroy all who get in their way."
Generates small fortress filled with a tribe of Leminians
Generates small fortress filled with a tribe of Leminians
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:50:56 pm
Tune:get some popcorn for me and a blood potion for Senkestu as we watch the battle
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:51:14 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:52:07 pm
"I offer your faction a protectorate to rule if you will aid us in this holy war!""Legal Reasons? Legal Reasons!? Leminians will rise in an orderly fashion of fortresses filled with chaos and destruction. Destined to destroy all who get in their way."
Generates small fortress filled with a tribe of Leminians
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:53:30 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 10:54:42 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 10:55:33 pm
"I offer your faction a protectorate to rule if you will aid us in this holy war!""Legal Reasons? Legal Reasons!? Leminians will rise in an orderly fashion of fortresses filled with chaos and destruction. Destined to destroy all who get in their way."
Generates small fortress filled with a tribe of Leminians
"We accept and will aid you in this holiest of wars; We expect nothing but the best! You now have access to our military and armory."
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 10:56:19 pm
We're fighting a deity aren't we?Are you? I thought the "deity" you speak of was self proclaimed.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 10:58:13 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 10:59:26 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 11:00:59 pm
((I literally ascended as a deity.))M'kay if what you qualify as a deity is nothing more than a anime/somewhat hentia-ish tarp creator
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 11:01:19 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Appeal to Giegue's better nature.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:03:28 pm
((I could theoretically kill everybody with a gesture, I decided turning everyone into traps is a much better idea.))((I literally ascended as a deity.))M'kay if what you qualify as a deity is nothing more than a anime/somewhat hentia-ish tarp creator
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 11:04:38 pm
Okay to each his own((I could theoretically kill everybody with a gesture, I decided turning everyone into traps is a much better idea.))((I literally ascended as a deity.))M'kay if what you qualify as a deity is nothing more than a anime/somewhat hentia-ish tarp creator
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 11:06:46 pm
ENCASE JARL IN CHOCOLATE FONDUE![2] You miss again.
RESURRECT ALL THE FOLLOWERS OF TRAPISM AS TRAPS!
[2] All your traps become hideous and masculine.
Using the ancient powers of MONARCHY, curse Kevac with UNLUCKINESS![7] Kevak is hit with unluck!
[8]You create a small militant fortress of Leminians, they reject you as leader because you are "not pure". Good for you."Legal Reasons? Legal Reasons!? Leminians will rise in an orderly fashion of fortresses filled with chaos and destruction. Destined to destroy all who get in their way."
Generates small fortress filled with a tribe of Leminians
Tune: Continues watching battle while telling Kage the "Cave Johnson Lemons" speech[3] You continue watching the battle and forget most of the words to the speech.
Tune:get some popcorn for me and a blood potion for Senkestu as we watch the battle
[1] No popcorn for you. You're all outta blood potion somehow. ( It was probably stolen. )
Lead another attack on the jarl![7]The jarl's forces are seriously injured and forced to retreat.
CaptainMcClellan: Form non-religious fourth group.[4] The group is still too religious.
CaptainMcClellan: Appeal to Giegue's better nature.
[5] I appeal to Giegue's better side. Kevak keeps control.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:09:05 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 11:10:36 pm
((No rolls?))Give him a moment
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 11:15:14 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:15:59 pm
Make AAAALLL the Traps mad adorbs again.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 11:16:24 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 11:18:01 pm
"Defiance shall not be tolerated! I am the one true leader of the Leminians."
Passes a "No Defiance" law that is to be followed by all Leminians
Sits on a king-like throne
Passes a "No Defiance" law that is to be followed by all Leminians
Sits on a king-like throne
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 11:18:29 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 11:21:34 pm
Tune: get popcorn again and continue watching battle with senketsu
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 11:23:13 pm
Call in the trapist's new allies the japanese.(Yes, call in the country that has no military of its own and considers anime a pastime for children.)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 11:24:05 pm
YAY anime some is goodCall in the trapist's new allies the japanese.(Yes, call in the country that has no military of its own and considers anime a pastime for children.)
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:25:44 pm
((They have a rather large group of criminals. And they have all those gameshows.))Call in the trapist's new allies the japanese.(Yes, call in the country that has no military of its own and considers anime a pastime for children.)
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 11:30:40 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 01, 2014, 11:32:00 pm
I AM SMURFINGTON THE THIRD, GOD OF CHEESE AND POTATOES, AND WITH MY TWO FEET, I TAKE POSSESSION OF THE EARTH. MAY ALL THAT THREATEN MY FOLLOWERS DROWN IN A FLOOD OF PRESERVED DAIRY AND ROOT VEGETABLE.
((cavalry's here, bitch))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 11:34:45 pm
Continue attacking the jarl and start to make villages of trapists. form the trapistan theocracy with me as its head priest.[7] DAMN IT! Alright grand high poomba.
Counter Unluck, give it back to Jarl.[7] I am so sorry...
Make AAAALLL the Traps mad adorbs again.
[7] AND THEY'RE BAAACK.
Call in Cheesistan's oldest and most steadfast allies, the French.[8] The French are coming, the French are coming.
[8] You start a Nazi-esque fascist regime."Defiance shall not be tolerated! I am the one true leader of the Leminians."
Passes a "No Defiance" law that is to be followed by all Leminians
Sits on a king-like throne
[6] With Napoleonic elements. You sit upon a throne as emperor of the Leminians.
Call in the trapist's new allies the japanese.[5]They are busy but send in a few troops.
Tune: make more blood potion[1] No ingredients!
Tune: get popcorn again and continue watching battle with senketsu
[3]The popcorn kernels are few.
*thunder and lightning*YAY.
I AM SMURFINGTON THE THIRD, GOD OF CHEESE AND POTATOES, AND WITH MY TWO FEET, I TAKE POSSESSION OF THE EARTH. MAY ALL THAT THREATEN MY FOLLOWERS DROWN IN A FLOOD OF PRESERVED DAIRY AND ROOT VEGETABLE.
((cavalry's here, bitch))
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:37:26 pm
TURN FRANCE'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!
TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 01, 2014, 11:38:05 pm
Tune:make blood potion
Post by: Prophet on May 01, 2014, 11:39:44 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 11:42:21 pm
"I now realize that I am surrounded by a bunch of imbeciles. One can only hope that the people who I have chosen to ally myself with understand how an area should be run. On point."
Post by: WillowLuman on May 01, 2014, 11:44:19 pm
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!
Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!
Crush the rebellion!
((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))
Post by: KagetoKage on May 01, 2014, 11:46:23 pm
((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!
Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!
Crush the rebellion!
((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))
Aids in the crushing of the rebellion
[I am going to bed, G'night!]
[I am going to bed, G'night!]
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:48:28 pm
CRUSH THE GOVERNMENT.
CRUSH THE LEMMINGS!
DELETE BAD LUCK FROM EXISTANCE.
MINDRAPE JARL INTO THINKING HE IS A TRAP.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 01, 2014, 11:53:41 pm
Ah, Hello Smurf, I have a deal for you: You can have the earth, and I can have the people currently alive, you do what you want with the ground and make more people if you choose, and I can do what I want with the people currently alive, is that an acceptable set of terms?[3] The French have exquisite trap-resistant quality.
TURN FRANCE'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!
TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!
[4] Germans are a bit more vulnerable. Two or three turn into tarps and are promptly killed by the others
Tune: gather ingredients for blood potion[7] SUCCESS! You have ingredients for blood potion.
Tune:make blood potion
[5] You make some blood potion.
Attack the jarl "All hail the trap god" Make trapist villages then found a country that shall be know as trapistan a theocracy who is ruled by the head priest me.[7] Poor jarl...
[6] Frikka-frikkity-frak.
((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))[1-2] You ensure your bad luck is permanent?
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!
Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!
Crush the rebellion!
((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))
[2-2] You fail.
[6] Your assistance drives back the trapisti.((C'mon GM, you had a perfect chance to hit him with a roll penalty!))
((Also, can we tone down the font sizes a bit?))
Use ROYALTY to also get multiple actions per turn!
Counter-reverse bad luck permanently!
Crush the rebellion!
((I sure could use some assistance on one or more of these actions!))Aids in the crushing of the rebellion
[I am going to bed, G'night!]
Uses Godhood to get ALL THE ACTIONS![0] TWO ACTIONS.
CRUSH THE GOVERNMENT.
CRUSH THE LEMMINGS!
DELETE BAD LUCK FROM EXISTANCE.
MINDRAPE JARL INTO THINKING HE IS A TRAP.
Post by: ~Neri on May 01, 2014, 11:56:04 pm
TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:02:18 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 12:03:10 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 12:05:43 am
Senketsu: Watch battle with Tune
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 12:09:05 am
Attempt to summon Maria through fancy footwork.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 12:11:20 am
Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..On condition that you will cease forcing others to convert to traps! If your god continues to do this, the treaty is void!
(This is dialogue, not my action.)
IF condition is rejected, leave it to allies and cheesegod to avoid borking it up with my luck.
IF accepted, work on purifying self.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 12:22:38 am
TURN FRANCE'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS![6]Friggity-frak, there goes the French.
TURN GERMANY'S POPULATION INTO TRAPS!
[4]Germany uber alle! Kills the few that you manage to trap.
Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..[4] You send the offer...
Tune: get some popcorn and a blood potion and watch battle[8]The popcorn maker is enchanted, the camp is flooded in popcorn.
Senketsu: Watch battle with Tune
[5]You watch the battle with Tune.
CaptainMcClellan: Bring in Trekkies from another dimension so we can have a battle of five armies.[2] The Trekkies aren't falling for the "giant shiny space anomaly" again. They have become to genre-savvy.
Attempt to summon Maria through fancy footwork.
[2] I mess up the dance and the portal snaps shut before I can even see Maria.
KEVAK BREAKS TREATY!Send offer of peace to cheesistan if they agree to recognize Trapistans independence we will have peace between our countries..On condition that you will cease forcing others to convert to traps! If your god continues to do this, the treaty is void!
(This is dialogue, not my action.)
IF condition is rejected, leave it to allies and cheesegod to avoid borking it up with my luck.
IF accepted, work on purifying self.
[8]You become totally pure. Now everything is harmfully poisionous to you because it corrupts your purity. You instantly suffer massive damage, but also manage to purify a whole circle of land. Your bad luck is totally gone and Kevakiyas cannot reach you because of his evil. However, just because you are pure doesn't mean you are good, you can still choose to make bad decisions. Anything even remotely evil will cause this state of purity to end. (Your purity aura is not very large... you have temporary access to Paladin powers. )
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 12:25:13 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 12:27:52 am
DEVOUR THE CHEESE AND POTATO GOD!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 12:31:50 am
CaptainMcClellan: Try again to recruit the PSI-heroes.
Use "Axel F" to assist fancy footwork
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 12:33:31 am
Tune: continue to watch battle with senketsu
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:41:55 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 12:48:46 am
Summon a warpgate to the CHEESE-POTATO dimension, resurrect all one quintillion members of the Cheese-Potato Legion!
Start converting European traps back into cheese-loving humans!
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:50:25 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 12:51:02 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 12:51:22 am
TO THE DEATH!))
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:52:18 am
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:54:07 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 12:55:09 am
Cheesistanians! Your Sovereign has had an epiphany! There shall be no more repression, but instead we shall fight to restore the natural right of humanity to their own identities! For those who want to be traps, let them be traps, but forced conversions are an abomination!
Be a good paladin-king, crusade for mankind's right to not be traps.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 12:58:18 am
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:58:56 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 12:59:57 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 01:01:22 am
(Your god was forcefully converting people before I ever even showed up.)((They secretly wanted it.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 01:02:20 am
"Citizens Trapistan are we going to forget the cruelty show to us traps just because the trap hater gives one speech will we allow them to insult the trap god was it not them who tried to forcefully convert us before our great nation was founded we will not forget nor will we forgive the heathen jarl!"
Not to be a hater or anything, I'm prone to a bit of genocide now and then, but you converter traps are basically on par with Hitler at the moment. Full ethic cleansing, right?.
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:02:41 am
((Says the enemy god.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 01:03:29 am
(And that is why you are an evil god, because you think like a rapist)(Your god was forcefully converting people before I ever even showed up.)((They secretly wanted it.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 01:04:32 am
(Your god was forcefully converting people before I ever even showed up.)((They secretly wanted it.))
Creates a ring of Traptastic inanity around the aura of purity, the ring is set to move with the aura of purity, instantly countering anything that it does.[1] Your traptastic energy is confined by a mysterious force.
DEVOUR THE CHEESE AND POTATO GOD!
[6] You attack the Cheese and Potato god, however you can't get more than a bite...
( Purify evil, detect evil, moderate healing, light blasts, power aura, pray, etc. )[2] They adamantly refuse to help and murmur about joining the cheese and potato god because he looks actually capable of beating Kevakiyas.
CaptainMcClellan: Try again to recruit the PSI-heroes.
Use "Axel F" to assist fancy footwork
[8] It totally works! I'm inflicted with dance fever! Until the music ends ( and it's on a loop ) I cannot stop dancing.
Tune: dig Ckis out of popcorn[7]You rescue your friend from being entombed in steam-cooked corn product.
Tune: continue to watch battle with senketsu
[3] For some reason a haze as drifted over the camp, obscuring the view.
Attempt to develop trap powers and send message to jarl. "I can't control the trap god what do you want me to do his a freaking god!"[1]You fail to develop trap powers.
[5]You send the message for his consideration.
"YOU DENIED THE TREATY, FEEL THE MIGHT OF CHEESE POWER"[1]Sadly, the warp-gate fails, likely because your warp-gate gland is being chewed upon by Kevakiyas.
Summon a warpgate to the CHEESE-POTATO dimension, resurrect all one quintillion members of the Cheese-Potato Legion!
Start converting European traps back into cheese-loving humans!
[1]YOU NEED MORE POWAH!
(I'll take it for granted that I'm back to true genderlessness, rather than mere androgyny.)[7]You succeed! You convert hundreds from every group behind you glorious white banner!
Cheesistanians! Your Sovereign has had an epiphany! There shall be no more repression, but instead we shall fight to restore the natural right of humanity to their own identities! For those who want to be traps, let them be traps, but forced conversions are an abomination!
Be a good paladin-king, crusade for mankind's right to not be traps.
( Mmm... yea. You're pretty much a spirit or something now? I mean you're beyond the scope of "mere flesh" now that you have purified. However, watch your step. None of us can stay pure for long.)
(( G'night all, I'm going ta bed. ))
(( LIES AND SLANDER!))(Your god was forcefully converting people before I ever even showed up.)((They secretly wanted it.))
"Citizens Trapistan are we going to forget the cruelty show to us traps just because the trap hater gives one speech will we allow them to insult the trap god was it not them who tried to forcefully convert us before our great nation was founded we will not forget nor will we forgive the heathen jarl!"
Not to be a hater or anything, I'm prone to a bit of genocide now and then, but you converter traps are basically on par with Hitler at the moment. Full ethic cleansing, right?.
And ethnic cleansing to something depraved at that. Complete with a heretic Prophet. My my, I started the apocalypse. :/
(( STOP NINJA'ing ME! I JUST WANT TO SUBMIT ROLL AND SLUMBER. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 01:07:29 am
DEVOUR THE CHEESE AND POTATO GOD!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 01:08:36 am
PUNCH THE TRAP PROPHET IN THE FACE BECAUSE GRAMMAR NAZI
DEVOUR TRAP GOD/DESS, FORCE IT TO RESTORE THE DEMAND FOR CHEESE AND POTATOES
IF IT AGREES TO RESTORE DEMAND, ABSORB GOD POWER FROM DEMAND, AND SUPPLY CHEESE AND POTATOES ONCE AGAIN
IF IT DECLINES, TURN EVERY BIOLOGICAL ON THE PLANET INTO CHEESE, TRAP, NORMAL, AND ANIMAL ALIKE
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:09:35 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 01:11:03 am
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:11:27 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 01:11:44 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 01:12:40 am
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:13:27 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 01:15:28 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 01:18:52 am
Dance battle the crazy grand poomba of the psycho gender-blender cult, aka Prophet.
(( Oh... Y'know what I thought of? Now would be a good time to bring in the Happy-Happyists. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:19:23 am
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:20:04 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 01:20:29 am
((Then I'm fighting the jarl not you because he is basically the one with the hole purify fetish so he is the one cleansing not me!))(It's not an ethnic cleansing, we're only purifying the ones who were turned against their will. Willing traps like you get to stay how you are.)
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:21:28 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 01:22:22 am
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:23:41 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 01:26:59 am
(Alright, I got shit to do, no more OOC for tonight.)
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:27:46 am
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2014, 05:20:44 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 07:36:34 am
Lyeos:
HIBG: Help rebuild Cheesistan.
((If the first action works, it should reverse every action that Kevak has done since absorbing Giegue.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 07:43:21 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 07:45:17 am
((Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but interdimensional invasion. Soznotsoz.))
((I built a flying motorcycle, an army of deathbots, cheestomic bombs, a giant cheesma cannon, a Cannon Golem, a Bone Golem, and I am currently not a trap. I also possessed the cheestomic bomb and threw it at Kevak, and I have eye lasers. Oh, and successfully used cheat codes. I can do ANYTHING.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 07:49:25 am
Hold onto your butts.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 07:50:40 am
((Yeah, but this invasion is from We Are Our Avatars. They can do anything too.
Hold onto your butts.))
((Do you want me to help battle Kevak or not? I will fight for him if I have to.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 07:53:03 am
-e((Apparently, Slowpoke came using the ex-USSR president as a baton-powersource thing.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:06:42 am
((Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but interdimensional invasion. Soznotsoz.))
((And suddenly, I feel stupid for thinking this was a "Lolz nope" directed at me for attempting to do that action. My bad!))
Post by: Talvieno on May 02, 2014, 08:57:50 am
I don't know much about RTDs, but I was summoned here, so I guess I'd better read up. Things look exciting, though, from first glance, and definitely active.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:59:23 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 10:33:11 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 12:08:05 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 12:12:39 pm
((This is what I want my action to be not the earlier one.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 12:59:11 pm
DEVOUR THE CHEESE AND POTATO GOD![8] He gives you major indigestion. ( Quick Smurfing, kill it from the inside! )
DEVOUR THE CHEESE AND POTATO GOD!
((I'm just doing what I want: getting my demand for cheese and potatoes in this quadrant restored. I'm not a good guy. Failing this, I'll just covert every living thing on the planet into cheese or something.))[5] You punch him in the face through the Kevakiyas, meaning he just got whammed by two insane lovecraftian beings.
PUNCH THE TRAP PROPHET IN THE FACE BECAUSE GRAMMAR NAZI
DEVOUR TRAP GOD/DESS, FORCE IT TO RESTORE THE DEMAND FOR CHEESE AND POTATOES
IF IT AGREES TO RESTORE DEMAND, ABSORB GOD POWER FROM DEMAND, AND SUPPLY CHEESE AND POTATOES ONCE AGAIN
IF IT DECLINES, TURN EVERY BIOLOGICAL ON THE PLANET INTO CHEESE, TRAP, NORMAL, AND ANIMAL ALIKE
[4] Yeah, you can make your demands, but how are you going to devour him whilst inside of him? ( Also neither of you are gods, just entities with the powers over some stuff. )
Find a way to remain a trap even if we lose.[6] You find a way to perma-trap yourself.
Purify those who were converted against their will.[7] You successfully purify everyone of the trapification. This is good. You draw health off of their thanks to offset the damage it caused you.
CaptainMcClellan: Use dancing to open a portal to wherever Maria is.[2]No... The portal stubbornly remains the size of a handmirror.
Dance battle the crazy grand poomba of the psycho gender-blender cult, aka Prophet.
(( Oh... Y'know what I thought of? Now would be a good time to bring in the Happy-Happyists. ))
[1] He's too preoccupied changing his commands.
[0]Cancelled command.Dance against McClellan in the dance battle.
WHAT, MY PLAN IS RUINED, THATS IT, YOU GET COMMUNIST GOD NOW[1] No, we have enough insane giant beings of nefariousness. We don't need one for communism. Besides, Marxist communism is atheistic, which would make a communist god oxymoronic.
Tune: check to see if fog is gone yet, if so watch the battle[6]Fog is gone, you see the battle continuing with the potato and cheese laird up against the trapper. Also, you see me dancing and a tiny circular pin point of light. What do now?
"Hah! I am safe from trapification!"[8] Ontological inertia prevents the undoing of what was already foretold and what has already come to pass. Giegue may have been more powerful, but Kevak was stronger of mind. How he fit Giegue inside his mouth is anyone's guess though. You still throw the bloody moon into Kevak and it explodes, injuring everything but especially Kevakiyas and Smurfingtato.
Lyeos:Ghost powers activate! Crash the f*cking moon into Kevak!Point out that, because Giegue absorbed more power, he should have been stronger than Kevak. Like, much stronger. As in, " Kevak's attempt to absorb him automatically backfires" stronger.
HIBG: Help rebuild Cheesistan.
((If the first action works, it should reverse every action that Kevak has done since absorbing Giegue.))
[7] You help rebuild the remainder of cheesistan. Being a golem you are highly efficient and magically augmented, making work a breeze. Heck you even get help from the tiny death bots, who make excellent construction bots as it turns out. Soon the rubble and the exploded moon form brand new condos, high-rises, government buildings, social centers, playgrounds, etc. Just as Chernobyl was the best and worst thing to happen to its citizens because it finally got someone to do something about the horribleness of the pre-explosion infrastructure and society, so it is here and now with this disaster. And, for once, humanity is more grateful than it is pissed, celebrating Lyeos even more. You are now a national hero and honorary Representative of Cheesistan, your golem is repaired and upgraded and declared a national treasure to be defended by Cheesistani troops. You have not had a better day ever.
Secondary action: Suggest that the guys using the giant text should stop, because it's really annoying![AUTO] Technically this isn't a valid command, but please guys... smaller text, yes?
Have the Trapistan army attack the crusading army that's been "Purifying" traps.[2] The Cheesistanians come in on the side of Lyeos and the Jarl and their (temporarially allied) armies. They butcher your army of brain-washed traps. More purification happens and healing also and the more of your soldiers that fall the more that raise up, cured, on the side of Cheesistan! CHEESISTAN! * instrumental Cheesistan anthem plays *
((This is what I want my action to be not the earlier one.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 01:04:56 pm
Use interpretive dance to recruit the reluctant super-heroes who now live in boxes because they are considered too dangerous to be allowed into the new condos, argue that if they become super-heroes, everyone will love them.
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 01:06:04 pm
Upgraded Bone Golem: Assist Lyeos in assisting CMC.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 01:14:43 pm
Tune: watch the battle again it looks interesting now
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:35:56 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 01:37:01 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 01:39:45 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 02:30:25 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 03:33:37 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Recruit others to join in Portal dance.[3]I only get a few.
Use interpretive dance to recruit the reluctant super-heroes who now live in boxes because they are considered too dangerous to be allowed into the new condos, argue that if they become super-heroes, everyone will love them.
[3]Interpretive dance is a hard language.
Lyeos: Assist CMC in any ghostly way possible.[1]Ghosts can't dance, can they?
Upgraded Bone Golem: Assist Lyeos in assisting CMC.
[1]Bone Golem: * what could I possibly do? *
Tune: View the new Chessistan from my camp[6] It's very nice.
Tune: watch the battle again it looks interesting now
[6] Yes, very interesting. You dig around in your backpack for binoculars or opera glasses or something.
((The trapistan army where the willing traps that can't be purifed?)) Become a perma-trap.[3]Perma-trap? You're not sure you can do that. It's a pretty complicated ritual.
Give the willing traps a guaranteed safe place to live out their lifestyle in exchange for an end to resistance and relinquishing the brainwashed ones. If they refuse and continue to prolong the bloodshed, give them a place anyway after the unwillingly turned are restored.[2]You cannot make that promise in good conscience, nor would they accept it.
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 03:38:16 pm
Lyeos: Pretend to join Kevak's side.
UBG: Talk the tiny deathbots into building a giant deathbot to be Lyeos's new body.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 03:40:17 pm
TURN HIM INTO CHEESE AND CONSUME HIM
Oh man, I'm only a god here. Lame.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 03:44:07 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 03:49:05 pm
Senketsu: Assist Tune in learning to hover/fly
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 03:52:30 pm
Absorb The cheese and potato god with eldritch digestive acids.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 03:55:01 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 03:56:27 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 03:57:50 pm
((Also, again... Smaller text, please?))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 04:02:02 pm
LordSlowpoke, wielding ex-Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev. This makes him a communist god or something.
Post by: KagetoKage on May 02, 2014, 04:20:33 pm
Wakes Up
"I need a report on everything that has gone on for the last five pages."
Reads Report
"I need a report on everything that has gone on for the last five pages."
Reads Report
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 06:13:45 pm
"...You have forced me to do this. Kevak, I'm ready."[1]You convince nobody. You're too aligned with the heroic side to lie effectively.
Lyeos: Pretend to join Kevak's side.
UBG: Talk the tiny deathbots into building a giant deathbot to be Lyeos's new body.
[5]It works pretty well, but careful with it, it's not quite done...
EXPLODE OUT OF KEVAK[2]Eldritch abomination is really elastic.
TURN HIM INTO CHEESE AND CONSUME HIM
Oh man, I'm only a god here. Lame.
[3]You attempt to transform into cheese.
Have government back in Cheesistan build shelters to protect civilians from any cosmic fallout from the deity battle.[7]Sure! Good forethought. :)
Tune: learn to hover/fly it seems like fun and walking is boring and I don't like it[6] You learn how to fly with psychokinetic powers.
Senketsu: Assist Tune in learning to hover/fly
[4] You try, but you weigh him down more than anything. You start attempting to grow wings.
Absorb The cheese and potato god with eldritch digestive acids.[4] His skin is melting.
Absorb The cheese and potato god with eldritch digestive acids.
Migrants from We Are Our AvatarsWOO! CROSSOVER GO! C'mon Slowpoke, come attack.
LordSlowpoke, wielding ex-Russian President Mikhail Gorbachev. This makes him a communist god or something.
((I'm really beginning to wonder if just doing the same action twice in one turn should be allowed.))((It's not. I'm only rolling once for both. ))
((Also, again... Smaller text, please?))
HEY YOU GUYS! SHRINK YOUR TEXT PLEASE!
[5] You wake up, still a bit tired.Wakes Up
"I need a report on everything that has gone on for the last five pages."
Reads Report
[4]The Report does not do justice to the insanity... basically it's a giant battle, that's all you need to know, yes?
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 06:20:00 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 06:21:03 pm
Lick Lyeos's brain.
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 06:21:21 pm
UBG: Upgrade the giant deathbot with magic!
((But I'm a ghost, Kevak!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 06:21:43 pm
Try to become a perma-trap again.[4] There, you're not ignored.
(( Also, oops. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 06:22:42 pm
((We have not built any temples yet.))
Post by: poketwo on May 02, 2014, 06:31:03 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 06:40:04 pm
CONTINUE TURNING IT'S INSIDES TO CHEESE
((why are each and every one of my rolls fails dammit))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 06:41:24 pm
Perform ritual to hinder evil deities.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 06:43:48 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 06:45:03 pm
((We should summon the god of shipping. LET THERE BE SHIPS!))
((+1, long live the reign of the shippers!))
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 06:48:47 pm
((We should summon the god of shipping. LET THERE BE SHIPS!))
((+1, long live the reign of the shippers!))
((+1 because the Kevak-senpai suggested it!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 06:51:12 pm
Do the Hustle.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 06:51:55 pm
(I don't think +1 would work. You'd probably have to roll for it, and maybe assist each other's actions. Not that I'm supporting this.)((We should summon the god of shipping. LET THERE BE SHIPS!))
((+1, long live the reign of the shippers!))
((+1 because the Kevak-senpai suggested it!))
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 06:57:45 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 07:53:05 pm
Senketsu: Continue to grow wings
Post by: KagetoKage on May 02, 2014, 08:00:28 pm
Upgrades equipment to 3D Maneuver Gear
"This battle might get interesting."
"This battle might get interesting."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 08:10:52 pm
Absorb The cheese and potato god with eldritch digestive acids.[6]You are absorbing the potato skin.
Lick Lyeos's brain.
[6]You lick Lyeos's brain. It tastes like sanity: which is a bitter and disgusting taste to you. You recoil.
Lyeos: Tempt fate by defiling Prophet! With a marker![3]* le gasp * You drew on the faise of the grand high poomba!
UBG: Upgrade the giant deathbot with magic!
((But I'm a ghost, Kevak!))
[1] But you need that magic to live, so better not.
Once again try to become a perma-trap.[4] For some reason, it keeps not working, even though you're sure you're doing it right.
((We have not built any temples yet.))
WAIT FOR MYSELF'S ARRIVAL[2] WAITING.
EXPLODE MY WAY OUT OF THE TRAP GOD[8] YOU SELF DESTRUCT OUT OF KEVAKIYAS DOING MAJOR DAMAGE.
CONTINUE TURNING IT'S INSIDES TO CHEESE
((why are each and every one of my rolls fails dammit))
[7] Your explosion let's off cheesification radiation that cheesifies much of Kevakiyas.
(Gods not yet summoned, and who possibly should not be summoned: Zanzetkuken, god of dragons; IEC, god of shipping; GWG, god of rules)[2]Sorry...
Perform ritual to hinder evil deities.
CaptainMcClellan: Recruit MORE dancers![4]"HEY GUYS! HELP ME DANCE!"
Do the Hustle.
[7] DO THE HUSTLE! * doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-di-doo-doo-doo *
Tune:Help Senketsu grow wings in any way possible[7]You channel blood and dark magic to Senketsu. +3 on Senketsu's roll.
Senketsu: Continue to grow wings
[1+3] Your wings continue to grow and develop at a pretty steady rate.
[6]HECK YEA! ( Dude, where'd you get the Shingeki-no-Kyojin equipment)Upgrades equipment to 3D Maneuver Gear
"This battle might get interesting."
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:13:50 pm
UBG: Find a wizard to do the upgrades on the giant deathbot.
((I still feel amazing that I'm normal. Well, I'm a ghost, but I'm safe from Kevak for now.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 02, 2014, 08:15:02 pm
Senketsu: continue grow wings
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 08:15:38 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 02, 2014, 08:16:58 pm
Does A Victory Dance
"Success! It's time to bring on the pain."
"Success! It's time to bring on the pain."
[I was really glad that I got a good roll on the gear :D]
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 08:21:51 pm
Remove the cheese and potato contaminants.
Eat the remains of the incapacitated cheese and potato entity.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 08:22:36 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:23:32 pm
"Hah! Kevak is too weak to affect me!"
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 08:23:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 08:25:21 pm
Get everyone else to dance with me. Portals like synchronized dancing, yes?
Post by: KagetoKage on May 02, 2014, 08:28:35 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Continue Hustling to open the portal.
Get everyone else to dance with me. Portals like synchronized dancing, yes?
Starts A Flash Mob That Dances To [Lady GaGa - G.U.Y.]
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:30:10 pm
Starts A Flash Mob That Dances To [Lady GaGa - G.U.Y.]
((If I hadn't already decided my actions, I would be doing my best to deny that action.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 08:31:44 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 08:31:59 pm
Consume Kevakiya's cheese corruption, gain massive tracts of power.
Fully regenerate.
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 08:33:04 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:39:18 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 08:40:44 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 08:42:01 pm
Lyeos: Flee! Flee like the ghost that I am![1]No! NEVER!
UBG: Find a wizard to do the upgrades on the giant deathbot.
((I still feel amazing that I'm normal. Well, I'm a ghost, but I'm safe from Kevak for now.))
[4] The nearest wizard capable of doing those kinds of enchantments... is Tune. Tune?
Tune: Continue to help Senketsu grow wings[8] You pass out while Senketsu feeds. +4 to his roll.
Senketsu: continue grow wings
[1+4] Grow!
Try again to become a perma-trap. ((I'm not going to stop until i get lucky.))[6] CLOSE ENOUGH. FROM NOW ON ALL REPEAT COMMANDS AFTER THREE TURNS WILL BE PENALIZED, EH? GOOD, YOU ARE TRAPPY TRAP.
[8]Your victory dance takes on an epic form. You rock out and feel in pain.Does A Victory Dance
"Success! It's time to bring on the pain."
[I was really glad that I got a good roll on the gear :D]
((So since Smurf self destructed, and rolled an 8, doesn't that make him dead or incapacitated?))[2] No, it is spreading!
Remove the cheese and potato contaminants.
Eat the remains of the incapacitated cheese and potato entity.
[5] You take a bite.
CaptainMcClellan: Continue Hustling to open the portal.[3] I mess up the rhythm and slip into a lame make-it-up-as-you go along dance.
Get everyone else to dance with me. Portals like synchronized dancing, yes?
[8] PORTALS LOVE SYNCHRONIZED DANCING! MUHAHAHAHAHAH! THE PORTAL IS NOW FIFTEEN MILES HIGH AND SIXTY MILES WIDE. ANYTHING COULD COME THROUGH. ANYTHING. Also, I have no idea where it's connected to, but I hope it's to where Giegue's dead mother is.
[1] No. Just no. Everyone disapproves.CaptainMcClellan: Continue Hustling to open the portal.
Get everyone else to dance with me. Portals like synchronized dancing, yes?Starts A Flash Mob That Dances To [Lady GaGa - G.U.Y.]
Not dead yet, weirdo.[7]You get your revenge and eat Kevakiyas's cheese corruption.
Consume Kevakiya's cheese corruption, gain massive tracts of power.
Fully regenerate.
[3] You heal part-way, but you are still pretty bad damaged.
Using royal paladin powers, strike down the weakened Kevakiya![1] The dark power is too strong for you! Your paladin powers are overwhelmed. [ paladin powers lost. :( ]
Counter the jarl's attack.[2] You counter the failed attack. Noone celebrates your cheap shot.
(( What should come through the portal, eh?))
Post by: Prophet on May 02, 2014, 08:45:43 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 02, 2014, 08:45:56 pm
Lyeos: Cower in fear!
UBG: Dance with CMC.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 02, 2014, 08:46:16 pm
((You can't consume if you are incapacitated.))
(( Apparently, he can. The dice say so. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 02, 2014, 08:55:00 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 02, 2014, 09:01:16 pm
Absorb a star for extra power.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 02, 2014, 09:36:36 pm
Attempt to stop omniversal destruction wave.
Post by: KagetoKage on May 02, 2014, 10:07:32 pm
Going to bed, G'night
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 02:06:18 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 02:07:52 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 02:13:52 am
((What on earth? One week of ignoring this thing and it's turned into this monstrosity.))
((Shhh! Run while you still have the chance! Do not become trapified by Kevak!))
Post by: blazing glory on May 03, 2014, 02:29:05 am
((What on earth? One week of ignoring this thing and it's turned into this monstrosity.))
((Shhh! Run while you still have the chance! Do not become trapified by Kevak!))
Seeing how I don't think a trap is a actual http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_(tactic) I would like to see this "trap".
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 02:30:48 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 02:30:57 am
((This is a trap:((What on earth? One week of ignoring this thing and it's turned into this monstrosity.))
((Shhh! Run while you still have the chance! Do not become trapified by Kevak!))
Seeing how I don't think a trap is a actual http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trap_(tactic) I would like to see this "trap".
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 01:15:20 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 01:18:36 pm
((He threatened to do it to me I don't even know how many pages ago.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 08:28:49 pm
Try to raising a new trap army.[1] You still have not been granted the power to trap.
((Ooooh! Make it... Uhh... Neo Shinryu? (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Neo_Shinryu)))[1] No.
Lyeos: Cower in fear!
UBG: Dance with CMC.
[7] You do a giant travolta. And a heel-spin. You bring back old trends in a hip new way. The portal starts to grow and fully stabilizes. Many people are struck with an urge to dance.
Power through darkness and strike its source with good ol' fashioned LASERS[3]LASERS! Giygas was a scripted fight, so no matter how much you damage Kevakiyas you can't beat him with brute force. Kudos for effort though.
Power up, should have done so earlier.[5] You absorb the anxiety of the people trap inside of you.
Absorb a star for extra power.
[1] No starpower for you!
Continue regeneration.[5] You heal enough to stand.
Attempt to stop omniversal destruction wave.
[5] You shore up the fabric of realities, but a better fix will be necessary later.
Trains the Leminian Military To Use The 3D Maneuver Gear[7] Your military becomes masters of the 3d Maneuver Gear.
Going to bed, G'night
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CaptainMcClellan: Maria?
CaptainMcClellan: Welcome others to the dance.
[2] A DEEP VOICE RESONATES FROM THE PORTAL: "MARIA I AM NOT..."
Me: :|
[2] They're mostly too scared to keep dancing.
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 08:30:17 pm
UBG: Take a nap.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 08:33:11 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 03, 2014, 08:33:36 pm
Fix any converted traps who no longer want to be traps, disperse cheese and potatoes to those that do.
Post by: poketwo on May 03, 2014, 08:35:10 pm
THIS UNIVERSE ME: PANIC
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 08:36:55 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 03, 2014, 08:39:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 08:40:06 pm
((If there's a portal from WAOA, shouldn't thousands of Soul Monsters be invading?))
(( Hhghhg, yeah. Not to mention there's whatever the thing in my giant portal is. We should have a vote: What should come out of the portal? The suggestion with the most +1's wins it. ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 03, 2014, 08:43:09 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 08:52:51 pm
Eat several stars.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 08:54:13 pm
((The Great Mighty Poo))((If there's a portal from WAOA, shouldn't thousands of Soul Monsters be invading?))
(( Hhghhg, yeah. Not to mention there's whatever the thing in my giant portal is. We should have a vote: What should come out of the portal? The suggestion with the most +1's wins it. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 08:58:01 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 03, 2014, 09:04:24 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 03, 2014, 09:21:36 pm
Sends out military support groups to aid allies
[Some kind of cheesy plague should come out of the portal : D]
[Some kind of cheesy plague should come out of the portal : D]
Post by: Prophet on May 03, 2014, 09:26:34 pm
((The thing that comes out should be the God of the Internet.))
((I agree.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 03, 2014, 09:28:27 pm
((The thing that comes out should be the God of the Internet.))
((I agree.))
((I disagree, just to be a party pooper. I think it should be Giegue! Plot twist! He never died!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 03, 2014, 09:58:54 pm
((The thing that comes out should be the God of the Internet.))
((I agree.))
((I disagree, just to be a party pooper. I think it should be Giegue! Plot twist! He never died!))
(( HAHA! Nah, but nah. It should be a giant deadly space Elvis. XD))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 03, 2014, 10:01:11 pm
((It should be a giant Michael Jackson, God of Dance))((The thing that comes out should be the God of the Internet.))
((I agree.))
((I disagree, just to be a party pooper. I think it should be Giegue! Plot twist! He never died!))
(( HAHA! Nah, but nah. It should be a giant deadly space Elvis. XD))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 11:09:58 am
((It can't be Michael Jackson, it was a deep voice! ))((It should be a giant Michael Jackson, God of Dance))((The thing that comes out should be the God of the Internet.))
((I agree.))
((I disagree, just to be a party pooper. I think it should be Giegue! Plot twist! He never died!))
(( HAHA! Nah, but nah. It should be a giant deadly space Elvis. XD))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 12:36:45 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 12:38:39 pm
Post by: KagetoKage on May 04, 2014, 12:51:18 pm
[Dear god, please not Tay Zonday. He gets on my fuckin' nerves.]
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 01:03:14 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 04, 2014, 01:05:59 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 01:12:14 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 01:13:41 pm
((I vote for Morgan Freeman, since Giegue isn't happening. Poor Giegue.))
+1 (( Yeah. He's by far one of the most tragic videogame villains. At least top ten. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 01:15:15 pm
((Billy Mays, God of Infomercials anyone?))
(( Hhhggh... So conflicted... I guess it comes down to, do we wanna play this for drama or for comedy? ))
Post by: poketwo on May 04, 2014, 01:25:48 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 01:31:00 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 01:42:12 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 01:52:32 pm
((Dramadie? [How do you even spell that?] Summon both?))
(( Dramedy. ))
(( Also, I'm just not sure the world is ready for Morgan Mays. ))
(( Sorry for the latency, I fell asleep in the bathtub and am probably about to go nap for a few hours. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 01:59:00 pm
((Dramadie? [How do you even spell that?] Summon both?))
((I agree let us summon them both.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 02:10:47 pm
((Dramadie? [How do you even spell that?] Summon both?))
((I agree let us summon them both.))
(( Hmmm... Are you sure you're not Kevak's alt account, or girlfriend, or butler, or cult member, or paid attorney, or something? Seems like you don't do anything here but agree with what he says and try to forward his agenda. ))
(( However... Both might be an interesting option... Considering the purely logical definition of "or" ( as opposed to the common mistaking it with "xor" ) this technically has the most votes... I dunno. Will look into it when I awaken. Or tommorrow. Whichever comes first. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 02:11:51 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 04, 2014, 02:12:10 pm
((Damn you, Kevak! Why'd you have to go and be a ninja? [Insert Generic Angry Face Here]))
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 02:15:51 pm
((I think he qualifies as cult member.))
((Yep i worship senpai.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 02:18:46 pm
((Cult member pretty much sums it up, sadly.))((And I ninjaed you on my phone, which takes longer to type on.))
((Damn you, Kevak! Why'd you have to go and be a ninja? [Insert Generic Angry Face Here]))
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 02:19:58 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 04, 2014, 02:20:31 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 02:30:53 pm
((Considering I'm using an iPod, I'd say the chances of either of us saying it first were roughly equally. Next time, I won't take a sip [read as "walk to the other side of the room and chug half"] of my drink before hitting post.))((Good idea lawl.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 04, 2014, 02:38:34 pm
MARIA))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 04, 2014, 08:11:08 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 08:16:35 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 04, 2014, 08:22:05 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 08:22:56 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 04, 2014, 08:51:35 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 08:52:12 pm
((Once I eat a few stars and maybe an entire galaxy... Maaaybe.))((Or once you're beat down to mortality))
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 08:57:03 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 08:57:46 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 08:59:55 pm
((That i will not talk about.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 09:05:07 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 09:10:12 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 09:15:00 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 04, 2014, 09:20:10 pm
Senketsu: Finish wings
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 09:22:06 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 09:24:51 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 09:47:16 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 04, 2014, 09:52:23 pm
Lyeos: Poke Kevakiyas by possessing a stick![2] Kevakiyas absorbs the stick.
UBG: Take a nap.
[3] You're a golem, best you can do is go into a low power state. You do that, but it's not the same.
Hinder Kevakiyas as much as I can with continual LASERing[7] "I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZAR!" You rapid fire Kevakiyas and do a lot of damage from him, as well as keeping him from reaching us. Keep it up bro, we're rooting for you.
Finish off Kevakiyas.[2] It is not yet time.
Fix any converted traps who no longer want to be traps, disperse cheese and potatoes to those that do.
[1] It's mostly been done already. Not that you can convert humans *back* to humans anyway. Only cheese or potato monsters. Or both.
WE ARE OUR AVATARS ME: ARRIVE WITH TIME-TRAVELLING ELECTRIC NAZI COMMUNIST SPACE FLEET FROM THE PORTAL FROM OUR ORIGINAL UNIVERSE.[4] You arrive but the electric nazis have more important things to handle.
THIS UNIVERSE ME: PANIC
[3] You get hit with a wave of lax... You find yourself unable to panic. You know you should be... but you can't.
Power up.[2] You are too severely weakened to gain power.
Eat several stars.
[7] You reach out into the heavens and grab several stars shoving them into the incorporeal parts of your body. Amazingly, you're completely unharmed by this, but it might take some time to digest, you gorged yourself on the arm of the galaxy.
Bow in worship to the trap god then try to obtain the power to trap.[2] The traplaird is too busy with his stellaphagea ( or would it be astraphagea? )
[3]Allies? You have allies?Sends out military support groups to aid allies
[Some kind of cheesy plague should come out of the portal : D]
Tune: Wake up[3]You're too heavily passed out.
Senketsu: Finish wings
[3]"I'm not done yet!"
OUT FROM THE PORTAL EMERGES:
GIANT MORGAN FREEMAN AND MECHA BILLY MAYS!
Post by: ~Neri on May 04, 2014, 10:00:08 pm
Power up.
Post by: Prophet on May 04, 2014, 10:00:37 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 04, 2014, 10:00:56 pm
Senketsu: finish growing wings
Post by: WillowLuman on May 04, 2014, 10:29:44 pm
MOAR LAZORS!
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 07:34:07 am
UBG: Just wait.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 09:54:58 am
Digest the stars.[5]HOW EVEN!? You begin siphoning off the top layer of gas.
Power up.
[7]You gain gas power. :P ( Yes it's a fart joke. ::) )
Try to convert people to worshiping the trap god.[4]Somehow, you actually get some followers, despite the fact that the trap god hasn't done anything good for anybody so far. Least of all, you.
Tune: wake up[6] You wake up refreshed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpH9gtHfOkQ)
Senketsu: finish growing wings
[4]Bluddy heck, dem bony tips are hard, but necessary to achieve actual flight.
((If you're mortal, you can't just eat a star. You kind of have to already be a god to do that.))[4] You're starting to scorch your mouth, but MORE DAKKA! You continue to damage Kevakiyas, but due to his ioagnebaeipbnabu rolls, he has star power to combat your lazors.
MOAR LAZORS!
Lyeos: Just wait.[6]Keep on waiting, waiting. Waitin' on the world to change.
UBG: Just wait.
[1]Patience is not a virtue. You begin smashing things around the area of the portal.
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 09:58:26 am
UBG: Smash more things.
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 11:47:56 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 01:39:43 pm
Power up.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 05, 2014, 02:09:03 pm
Senketsu: Grow wings
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 05, 2014, 02:11:00 pm
Channel it into a giant sword.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 02:11:20 pm
Designating Lyeos as my successor, CHANNEL ALL MY LIFE FORCE TO MAKE ANTIMATTER BEAMS TO DESTROY THE STARS AND AS MUCH OF THE FOUL ONE AS POSSIBLE
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 02:20:04 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 02:21:36 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 02:22:04 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 02:23:21 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2014, 02:36:26 pm
ME: WIPE ANIME FROM EXISTANCE, THEREBY DESTROYING THE SOURCE OF ALL TRAPS
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 02:41:18 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 02:47:32 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 03:10:47 pm
Lyeos: Waiting is lame. Eat Kevakiyas.[8] YOU EAT KEVAKIYAS AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE KEVAKIYASNESS. However, Kevakiyas now is unstable and cannot fully be controlled. You and Kevak are locked in an internal battle for control of Giygas whilst Giygas does things.
UBG: Smash more things.
[4] You smash Giant Morgan Freeman's toes. He is not amused.
Take my new followers and start sacrificing humans to add their souls to kevak to make him more powerful.[AUTO] NO HUMAN SACRIFICE.
Keep digesting the stars.[3] You have stellar indigestion.
Power up.
[5] Giygas powers up.
Tune: Help Senketsu grow wings[1]No need.
Senketsu: Grow wings
[7]You successfully finish growing your demonic wings!
Absorb cheese energy from across the multiverse.[3]The cheese energy is weak here in the darkness.
Channel it into a giant sword.
[2]Making it even harder to make a cheeseblade. Pray for more cheese spirit. Drink some Chooze. Or something.
(If Kevak gets another consecutive ULTIMATE SUCCESS, I'm bailing. I don't want to play a trap RP. Only Kevak and Prophet want that.)[5]YOU FIRE THE ANTIMATTER BEAM. It's having trouble piercing Giygas.
Designating Lyeos as my successor, CHANNEL ALL MY LIFE FORCE TO MAKE ANTIMATTER BEAMS TO DESTROY THE STARS AND AS MUCH OF THE FOUL ONE AS POSSIBLE
Spoiler: The mental realm. (click to show/hide)
Giygas: Do something.
CaptainMcClellan: Keep trying to summon Maria.
Giant Morgan Freeman: Narrate
[6] You cannot comprehend the true form of Giygas's attack!
[3] The portal gods don't love you.
[7] You provide the best damn narration ever. Just like you always do. That's why you're famous and rich and stuff.
((No tarps can be made whilst the battle for control of Giygas rages in the mental realm. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 03:12:04 pm
UBG: Kick Prophet
((Wow, I botched a lot of words, there.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 03:18:42 pm
Jump into maw, destroy Gigyas from within!
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2014, 03:19:25 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 03:21:04 pm
Take my small cult of followers and start performing trap rituals to make Kevak stronger.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 03:22:02 pm
Push Lyeos out of me and reassert control.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 05, 2014, 03:38:44 pm
Senketsu: Fly around the room in joy of new wings
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 03:48:15 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to dance my way over to the boombox to disable it so I can be free of the dancing curse.
Mecha Mays: Attempt to use OxyClean cannon to remove the trap stain from the multiverse.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 04:02:54 pm
Lyeos: Tell Kevak the story of the time I set myself on fore for fun to confuse him![2]Kevak stubbornly refuses to listen to your confusing story.
(Wait, Lyeos is in the battle too... Alright, the successor to the Throne shall be whichever player is back in Cheesistan that isn't a dark god worshiper)[4] Into maw! Good luck destroying a virtually indestructible being.
Jump into maw, destroy Gigyas from within!
4CHAN YOU SAY!!!! NOW IS MY CHANCE!!!! SUMMON THE INFINTE HORDE OF THE ANONS OF /tg/[4]The anons begin to flow forth... Slowly.
((Your no fun their should always be human sacrifices.))[1] No. Your cult deserts you when they see the tarp god start to implode on itself from the internal battle.
Take my small cult of followers and start performing trap rituals to make Kevak stronger.
Tell Lyeos a story about the strangest SCPs to confuse him.[7] Everyone in the universe is confused. ( + or - X to all rolls next turn determined by a coin flip and a roll of a d6. Heads is plus, tails is minus. )
Push Lyeos out of me and reassert control.
[1]No. Finally Lyeos is on equal footing with you.
Tune: Congratulate Senketsu on growing wings[8]You throw a two turn party for Senketsu.
Senketsu: Fly around the room in joy of new wings
[2]But... but... blood cake. At the party. On the ground.
Giygas: Do something else![3]This something is a bit more explicable and less impressive, but cut 'im some slack he has a maniac and a
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to dance my way over to the boombox to disable it so I can be free of the dancing curse.
Mecha Mays: Attempt to use OxyClean cannon to remove the trap stain from the multiverse.
[5] I get to the boombox, but have to figure out a way to incorporate pressing the off button into my dance routine.
[3] THE TARPING IS TOO STRONG! But you keep them away from the portal at least.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 04:04:33 pm
Lyeos: Poke Kevak.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 04:09:14 pm
Find any vestiges of cheese still in this damaged body, help them grow!
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 04:10:45 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 04:11:17 pm
Attempt to convert more people to my cult.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 05, 2014, 04:11:37 pm
Tune: 2 turn party for senketsu getting wings
Senketsu: eat some blood cake
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 04:13:48 pm
Push Lyeos out of me.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 04:16:32 pm
((Individuals get two actions, but if you have two characters [like when I was using myself and my golem] you get one action.))
(( Mmhmm. Two actions if you only use one chara and one per each chara if you use more than one. I'm gonna set a theoretical maximum of five charas at a time, which might go up if needed... but I really don't want to make things ridiculously insane. ))
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2014, 04:46:40 pm
ME: ATTRACT MORE BY TELLING THEM THAT THE TRAPESTS ARE ALSO FURIES , SINCE THEY DON'T LIKE THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 05:06:57 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 05:07:56 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 05:09:05 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 05:11:38 pm
OTHER ME: THEY ARE ALSO COMMUNISTS, YA KNOW[8+5] Everyone loves the appeal of randomly throwing things together. Especially communism. Your other you begins to flood the world with Time-traveling Commie Electric Nazis. ( Mind you, the only reason we think it's a good idea is because we're all still under the influence of Kevak's mind-bleaching story.
ME: ATTRACT MORE BY TELLING THEM THAT THE TRAPESTS ARE ALSO FURIES , SINCE THEY DON'T LIKE THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE
[3-2]"Vat's vrong vith furies? Ve like them fyur their destruction."
Lick Lyeos.[8-3]You manage to lick Lyeos. Since last I checked ghost-type moves are super effective on ghosts, Lyeos takes substantial damagd. Not enough though.
Push Lyeos out of me.
[1-3] Lyeos gains a psychological high-ground from which you cannot evict him from Giygas's "mind".
((is forced to do this so...))[2-6] You party was a spectacular failure. It is ended early because everyone is embarrased.
Tune: 2 turn party for senketsu getting wings
Senketsu: eat some blood cake
[4-3] The Cake is a Lie!
((How did Kevak-senpai become the trap god anyway?))[3+2] The faithless return to your cult, along with some friends and family.
Attempt to convert more people to my cult.
(Yeah, they should probably have the same number of actions now.)[8+3] The Cheese is growing at an explosive rate, entombing you in a cheesy grave.
Find any vestiges of cheese still in this damaged body, help them grow!
Lyeos:[6+5] The boot goes so far up his arse he pukes it out.KickShove boot in Kevak where the sun don't shine!
Lyeos: Poke Kevak.
[8-3] You also poke him in the stomach, causing him to double over in pain.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
CONFUSION END. ( GM's turn forfeit due to confusion. )
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 05:14:00 pm
Wander around the Mental Realm.
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 05:14:44 pm
Tell another insanely confusing story!
((Entities can't exactly drink water.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 05:16:13 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 05:16:41 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2014, 05:27:25 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 06:06:25 pm
Continue licking Lyeos.((Might want to pick something else for your second action, "you cannot evict him" probably means autofail))
Push him out!
((Entities can't exactly drink water.))
AS MY FINAL ACT, ensure this monster's whole body becomes an inert mass of dairy. "REMEMBER ME AS AN AWESOME KING!"
The King's last will and testament states that (checks) Tune shall be the new monarch of Cheesistan. All hail King Tune!
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 06:07:36 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 06:09:49 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 06:15:50 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 06:22:23 pm
Continue licking Lyeos.
Tell another insanely confusing story!
((Entities can't exactly drink water.))
((Grrfrygr! Confusion modifiers! You'd better not roll 'nother seven.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 06:27:57 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 05, 2014, 06:30:00 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 05, 2014, 06:50:29 pm
Offer Kevak some water[2] Kevak has refused the water, thus you get to keep it. ( Fresh Water get! )
Wander around the Mental Realm.
[5] You start walking forward in the mental realm.
Continue licking Lyeos.[5]You follow along, continuing to lick Lyeos malevolently.
Tell another insanely confusing story!
((Entities can't exactly drink water.))
[1]You confuse only yourself.
Start writing a holy book for the trapist religion.[5] You begin the book of traps, the (un)holy book of trapism.
ME: NO, I'M TALKING TO /tg/ RIGHT NOW, THEY HATE FURIES.[AUTO] Oh. Oops. [4] They rush the fury traps.
[1] This cannot be your final act as you still have three turns to be rescued.
AS MY FINAL ACT, ensure this monster's whole body becomes an inert mass of dairy. "REMEMBER ME AS AN AWESOME KING!"
The King's last will and testament states that (checks) Tune shall be the new monarch of Cheesistan. All hail King Tune!
Quote from: mich
CaptainMcClellan: Turn off the boombox.[8]I turn off the boombox with such ferocity that the power button jams. It can never be turned on again.
Mecha Mays: Continue firing OxyClean cannon, defend the portal.
Giant Morgan Freeman: Roll a giant d10 to empower white suit with the ability to blind all who look at it.
[7] Your OxyClean removes the stains from all your victims clothes, as well as doing severe damage to them themselves. It even de-traps a few traps that made the mistake of wandering into your territory.
[6] The game allows this. As a bonus, you squish a few innocent creatures with the giant die. [8] Your suit takes on an ethereal glow. Looking at it reduces anyone to tears and leaves spots on their eyes. Your suit lights up the whole area and makes Giygas's attacks weaker.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 05, 2014, 06:55:42 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 05, 2014, 06:57:06 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 05, 2014, 07:03:43 pm
Lick Lyeos.
Post by: poketwo on May 05, 2014, 07:23:31 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 05:39:12 am
Senketsu: fly around the room
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 05:41:25 am
Participate in big end game thing in WAOA
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 07:39:36 am
Pinch Kevak's tongue.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 08:14:30 am
Continue to write the book of traps and get my cult to do trap rituals to give Kevak more power.[2] Your trap rituals, while highly trappish do nothing to help Kevak at all. Also you're hit with writer's block.
Continue to aid the cheesification of Giegue![8] You continue cheesifying Giygas!
Gain the mental upper hand.[3+2] You gain a temporary upper hand, but Lyeos remains strong.
Lick Lyeos.
[2+1]You're having a bit of difficulty doing so.
FOR THE EMPEROR[2] What emperor? Which emperor? When?
Tune: Have a cup of blood tea while thinking of what to do next[3] You're too busy brewing tea to think.
Senketsu: fly around the room
[5] You flap you wings and remove Tune from the ground. You hover in place, getting the feel for your wings.
Eat the distracted Kevakiyas![8] You eat the entire thing. Kevakiyas is now... Giygas controlled by Kevak inside Lyeos inside the Potatolaird. The giant potato explodes into nightmare energy and we're pretty much exactly where we started, except that Smurfington's spirit has been transferred inside the Mental Realm with Lyeos and Kevak to fight for control of Giygas.
Participate in big end game thing in WAOA
[7] The apocalypse is spreading across the entire forum! ( Yeah, so... get some more RTD's in the whole end of the world thing. )
Be too crazy for Kevak to gain the upper hand.[7] Your insanity and the coming of the potatolaird into the mental realm prevent Kevak from being able to regain his temporary lead.
Pinch Kevak's tongue.
[5] You pinch and hold Kevak's tongue. ( -5 on all Kevak's licking-related rolls. )
Quote from: boku
CaptainMcClellan: See if Giant Morgan Freeman and Mecha Mays are friendly.[2] No, no they're not. [/b]
Giygas: Desperation attack!
[5]YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE TRUE FORM OF GIYGAS's weakened attack... Someon takes damage, despite not being there at all.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Is Giygas speaking? Everyone hears in their mind "It hurts..." The swirling form intensifies and Giygas's pulse quickens in a terrifying fashion. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZMAaCd1RII)
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 08:24:27 am
Flee into the labyrinth!
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 10:47:30 am
Locate Li'l Giegue
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 11:44:38 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 11:47:07 am
Try to get out of writer block and send comforting mental energies to li'l giegue.
Aww... That's the first genuinely kind and unique action you've taken all game. You get a gold star.
Spoiler: your gold star (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 12:03:01 pm
Aww... That's the first genuinely kind and unique action you've taken all game. You get a gold star.Spoiler: your gold star (click to show/hide)
And in no way should that action be trusted, as there is probably some sort of trap-related plot behind it.
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 12:05:22 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 12:08:50 pm
Hey I may be a bastard cult leader but I don't mess with kids.It's very hard to resist the urge to make a very inappropriate joke right now.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 12:32:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 12:59:49 pm
((Wait, if Kevakyas was eaten, I was inside it... and some weird shit happened when it was eaten... what happened to me?))
(( Umm... good question? I guess I'll just punt you over to the mental realm as well and spit out a cheese-form corpse. ))
[AUTO] DO THAT THING I SAID.
A cheese statue of the once and future king falls out of a tiny portion of Giygas, the jarl finds himself alongside the Potatolaird, Kevak, and Lyeos.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 01:00:55 pm
Hey I may be a bastard cult leader but I don't mess with kids.It's very hard to resist the urge to make a very inappropriate joke right now.
But thank you for doing so anyway. I'd give you a gold star but you're already pretty much the richest character in-game, so you could probably just buy one.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 01:05:51 pm
12 minute Jarl rage scream!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 01:08:51 pm
(Even if someone wins this, won't they be taking control of a dead (or SEVERELY weakened), cheesified body?)
12 minute Jarl rage scream!
( No, read the last thing. The Potatolaird ate the Cheesiyas and exschploded into nightmare energy, which reformed into Giygas. So now we're fighting Giygas-proper on the outside, whilst you four fight over control of the power. ( By basically racing to see who can kidnap an injured, traumatized and frightened toddler first. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT LABYRINTH THOUGH.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 01:24:08 pm
Senketsu: continue to fly around the room
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 06, 2014, 01:28:53 pm
builds small house
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 01:47:46 pm
Tug on Kevak's tongue![6]You tug on the tongue with your gauntlet, bruising the tongue. You maintain your grip on the tongue.
Flee into the labyrinth!
[1]You'd have to let go of the tongue first.
Gain mental upper hand.[INTERVENTION! FOR THE LOLS. ]
Locate Li'l Giegue
[8] You gain the mental upper hand.
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/404236d1a197196121408aa9c1642a69/tumblr_inline_n1yytizfSn1rjkky4.gif)
[8] You locate him: He's at the center of the labyrinth. Good luck getting there.
Try to get out of writer block and send comforting mental energies to li'l giegue.[4]Book of Traps is very long
[3]Somehow... he's just not getting the message.
(Even if someone wins this, won't they be taking control of a dead (or SEVERELY weakened), cheesified body?)[1]You choke on your rage.
12 minute Jarl rage scream!
Tune: Finish brewing blood tea[2] Blood tea is complicated, Try again.
Senketsu: continue to fly around the room
[8] WEEEEEEEE!!!!!! * Tune is thrown across the room as Senketsu flies around at high speed *
makes a bow and arrows[1]Out of what?
builds small house
[4]You build a "house".
Quote
CaptainMcClellan:Maria this time portal?[7] SUCCESS! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YCN-a0NsNk)
Maria: Um... hello?
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 01:49:02 pm
Start running towards the noise Giegue makes!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 01:50:18 pm
Tune: Finish blood tea
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 01:53:10 pm
Calm Li'l Giegue down and comfort him.
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 06, 2014, 01:53:33 pm
improves house
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 02:02:35 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 02:03:39 pm
((Kevak you should never be allowed near lil' Giegue or any child sad in a corner for that matter))
(('Specially since he's not playin' th' game. I hope the walls of the labyrinth prevent his action.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:04:41 pm
((Yeah! Don't you think you've tortured him enough? ))((Kevak you should never be allowed near lil' Giegue or any child sad in a corner for that matter))
(('Specially since he's not playin' th' game. I hope the walls of the labyrinth prevent his action.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:05:43 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:06:29 pm
((Who said the plan was torture?))
(( Oh sorry... we just assumed, what with your previous actions and all. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 02:08:15 pm
((Who said the plan was torture?))((Honestly, you torturing Giegue is the least of my worries. Or, a different kind of torture is what I figure you have planned, if not for Giegue, then by using Giegue.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:08:50 pm
((Not really.))((Who said the plan was torture?))((Honestly, you torturing Giegue is the least of my worries. Or, a different kind of torture is what I figure you have planned, if not for Giegue, then by using Giegue.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:09:49 pm
((How was I supposed to know there was a small child in there?!))
(( IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS! ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:10:37 pm
((Not early on, it is now.))((How was I supposed to know there was a small child in there?!))
(( IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS! ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 02:10:56 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:14:53 pm
((We've only been trying to reunite Giegue with his mom for forever!))((Never bothered to read through the earlier parts of the thread.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 02:16:03 pm
((There's even a poll for it! And I kinda figured, given weird your actions were.))((We've only been trying to reunite Giegue with his mom for forever!))((Never bothered to read through the earlier parts of the thread.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:17:02 pm
((Ok... Well what about the poll?))((We've only been trying to reunite Giegue with his mom for forever!))((Never bothered to read through the earlier parts of the thread.))
NINJA'ED.((There's even a poll for it! And I kinda figured, given weird your actions were.))((We've only been trying to reunite Giegue with his mom for forever!))((Never bothered to read through the earlier parts of the thread.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:19:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:20:59 pm
((Didn't know what the poll was about.))(( (http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130815124007/transformers-legends/images/c/c4/Triple-facepalm.jpg) ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 02:21:42 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:22:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:22:22 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 02:37:07 pm
Release Kevak's tongue![3] Your gauntlet gets caught in Kevak's tongue. ( Free tongue piercing! :D )
Start running towards the noise Giegue makes!
[3] You get lost in the labyrinth pretty quickly, dragging Kevak along by his tongue-piercing.
Senketsu: Stop throwing Tune around the room and hover[5] You return to a hovering state, but cannot hove for very long.
Tune: Finish blood tea
[5] It's a little water down, but...
Walk directly through the labyrinth walls to Li'l Giegue and huggle.[1]Who said you can walk through solid objects!? It was funny to watch though. :3
Calm Li'l Giegue down and comfort him.
[AUTO]You are not close enough to help.
build a long bow out of wood[7] Not bad! That's a really nice bow there. Very fine quality arrows as well. * excellent bow and quiver full of arrows get! *
improves house
[5] Yay! It's actually pretty habitable now!
Quote
CaptainMcClellan: Rationally explain everything that's happened during this entire thread.[3] I stammer out an explanation, going back and adding in details I forgot to mention with much frentic gesturing and pantomiming. She tries her best to follow along.
Giygas: DO THINGS.
[6] You let out a psychic screech and break stuff.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 02:42:11 pm
Remove Lyeos from tongue and mouth.
Climb over the labyrinth walls.
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 06, 2014, 02:43:37 pm
improve house
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 02:50:28 pm
Teleport everyone to the fleet fighting the giant wave of destruction.
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 03:04:19 pm
Drag Kevak through the labyrinth if he fails to get free.
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 03:09:27 pm
Send more comforting energies to li'l Giegue.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 03:27:14 pm
Tune: Drink blood tea.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 03:55:58 pm
Return from the land of sleep.
Teleport everyone to the fleet fighting the giant wave of destruction.
(( Clarification needed:
1. By "land of sleep", do you mean the mental realm?
2. Everyone EVERYONE? ( ie GMF,MBM, Giygas, and the residents of Cheesistan ) Or just the main charas? ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 04:46:45 pm
EVERYONE!))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 04:57:53 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 04:59:51 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 05:25:38 pm
Climb atop maze walls and shout "CRYING CHILD! COME TO ME TO RECIEVE THY COMFORTING! I AM FATHERLIKE TO ALL IN THE REALM!"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 05:26:24 pm
((PLOT TWIST! We're all in the asylum and suffering from a group hallucination.))
(( Yeah. And I'm your doctor trying an experimental new therapy. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 06, 2014, 05:27:27 pm
((That actually might be a way out if things start getting too out of hand.))((PLOT TWIST! We're all in the asylum and suffering from a group hallucination.))
(( Yeah. And I'm your doctor trying an experimental new therapy. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 05:27:58 pm
((That actually might be a way out if things start getting too out of hand.))((PLOT TWIST! We're all in the asylum and suffering from a group hallucination.))
(( Yeah. And I'm your doctor trying an experimental new therapy. ))
((Yup.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 05:31:00 pm
((That actually might be a way out if things start getting too out of hand.))((PLOT TWIST! We're all in the asylum and suffering from a group hallucination.))
(( Yeah. And I'm your doctor trying an experimental new therapy. ))
((Yup.))
(( Mmhmm. And from a certain perspective it's true! ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 08:36:51 pm
((Sweet, tongue piercing, I should get a ring for it or something.))[7] "Let that be a lesson to you about licking people."
Remove Lyeos from tongue and mouth.
Climb over the labyrinth walls.
[5] You climb over the walls of the labyrinth, there are more walls behind it. You climb some of those, but due to its nature as a labyrinth, you don't make much progress. You're gonna exhaust yourself pretty quick if you try to continue that way.
make a powerful shield[1] You have no magic, smithy, or any other relevant skills. Not to mention no materials.
improve house
[5] House improves further. You put in another bathroom.
Return from the land of sleep.[5] You start shoving your way out of Giygas, forming a giant bubble on his "surface"
Teleport everyone to the fleet fighting the giant wave of destruction.
[1] Don't you remember? You can only teleport with portals, running in circles, alien tech, or high-level magic.
Offer truce to Kevak.[3] You offer, he refuses. Or at least, it sounded like he did. You're not quite sure.
Drag Kevak through the labyrinth if he fails to get free.
[7] Too bad he failed to get free. Actually, cos o' that, I'm'a give that 7 to Prophet.
Try to project myself into the mental realm[7]You get through.
Send more comforting energies to li'l Giegue.
[4]He feels better, his facial expression softens in his sleep, but he is still wary and plagued with nightmares.
Senketsu: Stop flying and rest wings[3] "No! I'm not tired yet!"
Tune: Drink blood tea.
[2] You spill your blood tea.
((Though it might still mean I'm a blue-blood))[3]Li'l Giegue is still asleep.
Climb atop maze walls and shout "CRYING CHILD! COME TO ME TO RECIEVE THY COMFORTING! I AM FATHERLIKE TO ALL IN THE REALM!"
Quote
CaptainMcClellan: "So, can you help?"[8] The undulating slows, then picks up rapidly and chaotically.
Maria: "I can try."
Maria: * walks forward * "Giegue!" Try to talk Giygas down.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Giygas echoes Giegue's sentiments.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 08:40:26 pm
Senketsu: Stop flying and rest wings
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 08:41:26 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 06, 2014, 08:45:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 08:46:49 pm
((Sooo am I free or not?))(( You are free of the teeth, yes. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 08:48:59 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 06, 2014, 08:52:41 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 06, 2014, 09:05:21 pm
Send even more comforting energies to Li'l Giegue.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 09:13:15 pm
CROSSOVER!
(( Rolling Smurf's separate, will have everyone else's in a normal roll, this is just a special case. ))
[AUTO] CROSSOVER! Do your crossover actions now.
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 09:26:12 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 06, 2014, 09:31:23 pm
((I am now officially confused.))
(( You're free of Lyeos's gauntlet, you jumped over some walls and are deeper in the labyrinth. Smurfington's trying to escape Giygas/The Mental Realm and the long-promised crossover's happening. That's about all you might be confused on, I hope. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 06, 2014, 09:47:29 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 06, 2014, 09:48:37 pm
Find the center.
Post by: blazing glory on May 07, 2014, 12:53:32 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 07:40:57 am
Shout to Lil Giegue that I'll help find his mother. Hopefully he can hear me.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 11:27:03 am
Tune: Drink what is left of blood tea[7] Yeah. It's pretty good and restores your complexion to a much healthier state.
Senketsu: Stop flying and rest wings
[5] You stop flying and Tune drops ( a bit roughly ) to his feet.
Find someone else in this strange place.[4] You hear voices from that giant structure in front of you. Dare you enter The Labyrinth!?
Try to get to Li'l Giegue.[4] You are racing Lyeos and Kevak to get to Giegue.
Send even more comforting energies to Li'l Giegue.
[5] So far, this has been your most effective power. However, it only forestalls the nightmares for short times. One might argue this actually makes it worse for everyone, but it all depends on your point of view. He needs true comforting...
Tune: Drink some more tea[0] You already submitted this action.
Map the labyrinth.[1] That would defeat the point of it being a labyrinth? -edit: You're kinda inside it, and you didn't think ahead, there's no mapping for you. Ever.
Find the center.
[5] You make more progress than you'll ever know.
Get a story recap![AUTO] I'll PM you with a summary.
Make my way towards the center.[2] (To the tune of the chorus of Night Ranger's "Sister Christian" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92bmlcmyq0&feature=kp)) The Labyrinth! You'll never find your way... Or see the light of day... You should just give up, okay?
Shout to Lil Giegue that I'll help find his mother. Hopefully he can hear me.
[4] He cannot, he is entrenched in a nightmare.
Quote from: moi
CaptainMcClellan: Try to procure a vehicle to assist Maria in getting into the mental realm.[5] I get an unfinished space craft from the Cheesistan Space Program, but it is not yet ready. There's also my flying motorcycle, but I doubt that'll keep us safe.
Maria: Scold him for his misbehaviour whilst feigning courage.
[3] Your voice wavers. You've never seen him like this and you can scarcely believe what your baby has become.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Crossover results (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 11:33:18 am
Laugh a Kingly laugh the whole way, hoping others are affected by my cheerfulness
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 11:40:11 am
Try to send Lil Giegue mental images of fluffy kittens.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 12:00:38 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 12:09:43 pm
Somehow map anyways!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 12:31:49 pm
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/fd1b61be17dce434e5df11dada2f2972/tumblr_mxl5gkOx7D1r6pdlro1_500.jpg)
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 07, 2014, 01:21:48 pm
remove house and build castle like the image below
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-PvBVk1FokeQ/UBg6d0JUl7I/AAAAAAAAHM4/IIJJfhHKRb8/s1600/castle+6.jpg)
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 02:09:16 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 02:28:37 pm
Return to godhood
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 02:48:32 pm
Enter the Labyrinth, mapping as I go. Foresight![5] You use a ball of string and chalk to determine where you've already been, mapping your way on a small piece of paper.
Laugh a Kingly laugh the whole way, hoping others are affected by my cheerfulness
[1] Your laugh is very unkingly. It doesn't echo very far either.
Pass through the dang walls, since I'm a ghost.[1]These are mental walls, they effect ghosts too.
Try to send Lil Giegue mental images of fluffy kittens.
[4] The fluffy kittens rub against dream Giegue's legs, but he's not destracted, he's trying to get to his mother...
Try to get to Li'l Giegue at the center.[3] You continue wandering the Labyrinth.
To the center![1]THE LABYRINTH!
Somehow map anyways!
[4] You make a map. Unfortunately, due to the fact that you don't actually know the layout, it's absolutely useless.
Tune: build this in the camp[5] Constructions begins. Expect it to be done in 4 to 7 years. ( + about 10 for the glass dome. Good thing you have all that sand! )Spoiler (click to show/hide)
summon a army of knights to protect me and my castle and sever in my military[6]You summon an army of knights to sever in your military. However, it appears what they are severing is each other. Good job. You just killed a bunch of Frenchmen.
remove house and build castle like the image belowSpoiler (click to show/hide)
[5]Construction begins. Expect it to be done in 3 to 5 years. ( +2 for the moat. )
GAIN KEVAK'S POWER FROM BEFORE HE WENT TRAP CRAZY[1] Giygas has that power now.
Be free of mental dimension[6] You are free of the mental dimension!
Return to godhood
[5] You return to a deity-like status. At least power-level-wise. You have lost your potato form for now, so you remain as the pink death dinosaur.
Quote from: me
CaptainMcClellan: Buy the Sky Runner from a Mr. Saturn.[1] There are no Mr. Saturns around. There is no Sky Runner. The portal is closing now that the boombox is broken and noone's dancing.
Maria: Step forward and try to comfort your son.
[4] Your words make it through, but distorted.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 02:50:26 pm
Acquire cheese powers
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 02:51:29 pm
Convice Kevak to pat my head, give me a cookie, and tell me that I'm doing a good job.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 02:52:35 pm
Get to the center.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 02:52:52 pm
Laugh better! LAUGH THE DARKNESS INTO SUBMISSION!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 02:53:47 pm
Tune: Finish building
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 03:02:41 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 03:05:11 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 04:02:18 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 04:19:14 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 04:20:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 04:34:30 pm
Reacquire Potatobairdom[4] You begin swelling and your skin starts to darken.
Acquire cheese powers
[7] You recover all of your cheese-based powers.
Float over the walls.[6]You float over the walls. You now have a bird's eye view of the LABYRINTH. :D Wait... what's that huge thing in the middle?If that fails, fly over the walls.
Convice Kevak to pat my head, give me a cookie, and tell me that I'm doing a good job.
[3]He isn't convinced. He grudgingly gives you the cookie, that is all.
Make magical shield and wards around self.[8] You make a magical shield and wards. The wards are immobile and the shield weighs you down, halving your movement speed. However, they nullify almost all damage.
Get to the center.
[8] You get to the center, but the labyrinth wasn't the only thing that Giegue's mind used to defend itself... You have a new maze of sorts, it's full on non-traditional geometry and extra dimensions and moves around all the time like someone playing with a giant Escher-styled 5-dimensional Rubik's cube. With staircases!
Continue mapping way towards center![3]You continue forward, but the progress is slow and you have to keep double-checking yourself.
Laugh better! LAUGH THE DARKNESS INTO SUBMISSION!
[1]Your laughter sounds about the same. The darkness laughs louder. You are swarmed by grinning shadow creatures that would delight in eating your soul.
Tune: Finish building[7]Summoning the aid of the reprogrammed 6" deathbots you build a full-scale replica of Arcadia inside the camp.
Tune: Finish building
- It's already finished.
SUMMON THE SCYTHERS[7] GREAT. MORE MOBS TO DEAL WITH. ( Also, now the GM has to look up Scythers. )
Quote from: Aoroythe
CaptainMcClellan: Employ Tune's help in making the motorbike safe to drive into Giygas's mind.[1] Tune is busy with the rise of Arcadia right now. At earliest he can get back to you next turn.
Maria: Try singing the lullaby.
[3] You find yourself getting to overwhelmed with the seeming hopelessness to sing. You whisper it under your breath and hope instead...
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
However, Giygas's attacks are much more effective. "I'm scared... "
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 04:35:37 pm
Wave at Kevak.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 04:41:52 pm
Senketsu: Assist Tune in assisting CMC
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 04:42:53 pm
Navigate the Clusterfuck!
((You don't need to convince me to give you a pat or positive words, just ask lawl.))
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 04:43:59 pm
Get to Li'l Giegue.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 04:45:45 pm
If that doesn't work, give em a taste of the JARLAZOR!
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 04:48:17 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 05:26:15 pm
Tune: Assist CMC in his endeavors[8] The motorcycle becomes imbued with MAKO energy, which is highly unstable.
Senketsu: Assist Tune in assisting CMC
[7] You use blood magic to make a strong, arrow shaped shield around the motorcycle.
Float towards the middle.[8] You don't float. You glide! With quite some speed. In fact, you fracture into one of the mazes outer corners, damaging yourself but also blowing it up from your velocity.
Wave at Kevak.
[8] You wave at Kevak before taking off, you pull a muscle in your ghostly arm.
Waves back.[7]You wave back.
Navigate the Clusterfuck!
((You don't need to convince me to give you a pat or positive words, just ask lawl.))
[8] You navigate this place of madness until your very mind collapses from the strain of it. You forget what you were doing and get lost when the whole puzzle moves around itself.
Send more comforting energies to Li'l Giegue.[1] The shadow beasts refuse to allow it. They laugh at you maliciously and bum rush you moving inexplicably fast and latching onto you like seven bogeymen on a wayward traveler who went alone at night.
Get to Li'l Giegue.
[8] You run, dodge roll, teleport, and otherwise badass your way through their ferocious onslaught. You take the short cut through the maze of insanity, but they are not far behind, leaping from shadow to shadow and cackling like the fiendish beings they are. You attempt to attack, but it is futile, they reform where you slice them and onslaught you with inexplicable attacks. Suddenly a white form appears in front of you... it appears to be an adult Giegue. He snarls at them and holds them off while you continue along a shaky path that collapses as you cross it. He cannot hold them off forever. You must turn your back on him and keep running, always running. You make fight numerous untold monsters and make it through to the Center of Giegue's mind. His Sea of Eden. Unfortunately for you, your badassery has run out and Giegue could not keep them away. The shadows rush you and pin you in a cocoon of darkness. You can see the infantile Giegue mere feet from you, but you cannot help him in anyway or speak to him. They dark forms swirl around you menacingly, infiltrating your mind through your tear ducts and paralyzing you. They discover who you are and where you come from and use unknown powers to fuck with your future rolls. But you are no doubt a true hero from now on... ( -7 on all movement related tasks, -X with X being the result of a d4 roll on all tasks due to the meta-game dice fuckery. -1 on CMC's next roll because he stooped to cussing. +2 on all attacks after getting free because you are now a badass hero. )
Summon the essence of Brian Blessed deep within myself to unleash the ultimate laugh![8]YOU LAUGH WITH VIGOR! TRULY IT IS THE ULTIMATE LAUGH. They don't like it... They recoil, but as soon as you draw breath they attack, sticking to your mouth like tar and effectively silencing you. ( You are now silenced. No dialogue, no speech-based spells. )
If that doesn't work, give em a taste of the JARLAZOR!
[1]You cannot Jarlazor... you do not know why.
Comfort little giegue[7]You say a small prayer of comfort for the young one. It pierces him to the heart and helps him gain the courage he needs.
Quote from: That guy
CaptainMcClellan: "Get on!" * offers arm to help her get up. *[3]You take hold of his arm and stumble onto the motorcycle...
Maria: Grab the arm and use it to pull yourself up onto the motorcycle seat.
CaptainMcClellan: Rocket into Giygas!
[6-1+4+2] With a supersonic boom the flying motorcycle zips forward trailing Mako energy and glowing with a green fire. It pierces dead center into Giygas with a small explosion.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
(( The +4 and +2 were from Senketsu and Tune's help, in case you're wondering. :3 Also, it's because I wanted to auto-succeed this turn since everyone else was having tense badass moments. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 05:29:26 pm
Plan a party for Giegue and Maria's reunion.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 05:29:58 pm
Pick up Li'l Giegue.
((I'm at Li'l Giegue's location right?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 05:38:17 pm
Attack the shadow creatures.
Pick up Li'l Giegue.
((I'm at Li'l Giegue's location right?))
(( Yes, but unless you break free of the shadow-creatures, you cannot pick him up. By all means though, I'm willing to take much liberties with what "attack" means if it means more awesomeness. ))
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 05:38:34 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 05:40:42 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 05:44:33 pm
Tune: Study Mako energy because I am bored
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 05:53:17 pm
Bark like a dog.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 06:03:31 pm
Revert the traps back to their normal, potato-eating state.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 06:23:00 pm
My voice may be silenced, but that doesn't stop me from playing AIR GUITAR TO ACCOMPANY THE EPIC MOTORCYCLE! The sound is real because this is a mindscape!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 06:35:52 pm
I have to use my KingSword now! IT'S A KINGSWORD!
My voice may be silenced, but that doesn't stop me from playing AIR GUITAR TO ACCOMPANY THE EPIC MOTORCYCLE! The sound is real because this is a mindscape!
(( Of course! That goes without saying! :D ))
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 07, 2014, 07:18:10 pm
summon horses for a fourth of the nights to ride and to serve in my calvary
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 07:48:13 pm
Exit the labyrinth.[2]Yeah, just as soon as you make it back to the entrance.
Plan a party for Giegue and Maria's reunion.
[1]You're too busy being attacked by shadow-beings.
Attack the shadow creatures.[7]You break free of the shadow beasts, throwing them backward! They counterattack, you counter, managing to punch all of them within a few seconds. You gain a level in Pugilist!
Pick up Li'l Giegue.
((I'm at Li'l Giegue's location right?))
[2] They form a barrier around Li'l Giegue.
DEPLOY THE SCYTHERS AGAINST THE SHADOW BEINGS[1]Giygas destroys them before you can get into the mental realm.
Senketsu:fly Tune back to the citadel house thing[1]You can't. You're already there.
Tune: Study Mako energy because I am bored
[6]You go inside and sit down in your nice armchair and face your fireplace. You take out a book about Mako energy and start reading it. ( If you had gotten a 7, you would've had classical music playing too.)
Continue navigating the Clustefuck! I'll find something eventually![1]You can't really navigate because you don't know what you're looking for...
Bark like a dog.
[3]You make some quiet dog-sounds.
Fully regain powers.[2]You continue to draw power, but aren't near close to your old potato-y form.
Revert the traps back to their normal, potato-eating state.
[2]You don't have sufficient power to do this yet.
I have to use my KingSword now! IT'S A KINGSWORD![1]Kingsword! You start slapping things with the sword.
My voice may be silenced, but that doesn't stop me from playing AIR GUITAR TO ACCOMPANY THE EPIC MOTORCYCLE! The sound is real because this is a mindscape!
[AUTO] You air guitar, using the sword as the guitar. You play a rock riff to accompany my awesome entrance.
increase production of castle and shorten the time of its finishing[5]CASTLE-BUILDERS!
summon horses for a fourth of the nights to ride and to serve in my calvary
[2]No. The portal gives you doves instead.
Quote from: The GM
CaptainMcClellan: Assess location[1]I am too dizzy to see straight.
Maria: Call for Giegue again
[2]You are also too dizzy.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 07:49:27 pm
Float out of the labyrinth.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 07:54:40 pm
((I thought I just destroyed a corner of the labyrinth?!))
Wait for confirmation on that.
Tickles the shadow beings.
(( No, just a corner of the puzzle room. But if you roll right, I guess you could escape that and float *over* the labyrinth. You can edit your post and make that your command. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 07:57:02 pm
Back myself up on bass!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 08:01:39 pm
Tune: Ask 2k14 if I can experiment on him with mako energy
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 07, 2014, 08:04:43 pm
summon horses for a fourth of my army to join become calvary loyal to me
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 08:10:27 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 08:21:05 pm
Make more dog sounds!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 08:43:59 pm
Tickles the shadow beings.[6]It works! You abscond.
Float out of the labyrinth.
[4] You float out of the puzzle-room.
Slapping is ineffective, focus all energy on rocking out![7]You summon the power of ROCK! You use PK Rockin'!
Back myself up on bass!
[7]You play air guitar and air bass simultaneously driving back the Shadow beings with your furious shreds!
Tune: Continue studying Mako energy[8] You study too long and get a headache.
Tune: Ask 2k14 if I can experiment on him with mako energy
[2] He heard "experiment" and automatically refused.
finish castle[2]Not done yet.
summon horses for a fourth of my army to join become calvary loyal to me
[3] You get a single horse.
SUMMON MORE SCYTHERS[5] MORE SCYTHERS!
Just wander till I find something![2]You continue wandering, getting more and more lost.
Make more dog sounds!
[3] You whimper like a puppy.
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan
Maria: Yell for Giegue!.[1] Still dizzy.
CaptainMcClellan:reassess situation.
[4] You start to get grips on the situation.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 07, 2014, 08:45:07 pm
Become stricken by melancholy.
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 08:50:44 pm
Make more dog sounds!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 09:02:25 pm
Tune:Ask 2k14 if I can test mako energy effects on him
Post by: poketwo on May 07, 2014, 09:16:16 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 09:25:10 pm
Convert the traps back to normal.
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 09:28:18 pm
Pick up Li'l Giegue if i destroy barrier.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 10:42:54 pm
Continue trying to float out of the labyrinth.[5]You keep on moving.
Become stricken by melancholy.
[3] But you have a mission! Now's no time to get depressed.
Continue just wander till I find something![5]You find an ornate music box.
Make more dog sounds!
[2] You aren't doing so good at impersonating a dog.
Tune: Get rid of my headache with some medicine/potions what ever we have in this world[2]You don't have any.
Tune:Ask 2k14 if I can test mako energy effects on him
[7]He agrees.
RETURN TO FULL POWER[8]With a shockwave that levels many city blocks, you return to your full Potatolaird glory!
Convert the traps back to normal.
[4] You begin converting traps.
Destroy barrier that is around Li'l Giegue.[1] You find that you are unable to harm the barrier.
Pick up Li'l Giegue if i destroy barrier.
- Ah, but you didn't.
Quote
Maria: Call out for Giegue![6]Giegue hears your call, but is unable to call back in a normal fashion. However your maternal instinct tells you where to find him now that he hears you.
Maria: Enter labyrinth hoping to find him.
[3] You enter the labyrinth. You are presented with two doors.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 07, 2014, 10:45:35 pm
Make more dog sounds.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 10:47:46 pm
Tune: Perform the mako energy tests on 2k14
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 10:49:12 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 07, 2014, 10:51:08 pm
BRING ON THE VOCALS!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 11:04:25 pm
Build a giant potato temple on the moon.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 11:06:20 pm
Convert all the traps!
Build a giant potato temple on the moon.
What moon though?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 11:13:12 pm
Convert all the traps!
Build a giant potato temple on the moon.
What moon though?
He's right, the moon was destroyed quite a few turns ago and made into condos.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 07, 2014, 11:35:03 pm
He's right, the moon was destroyed quite a few turns ago and made into condos.*wipes tears from eyes*
I'm so proud of you. You blew it up too.
Build Potato Castle on Mars
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 07, 2014, 11:44:59 pm
Take the box and continue to just wander till I find something![3]You take the box. You walk in place.
Make more dog sounds!
[6-0.5] You bark and growl like a hyperactive chihuahua
Tune: Get rid of headache again[8]You get rid of your headache, by lobotomizing yourself.
Tune: Perform the mako energy tests on 2k14
[7]Brains have nothing to do with !!SCIENCE!! You turn 2k14 into a MAKO SOLDIER.
Attack the shadow creatures making the barrier.[1] They spin around in a circle rapidly, making it impossible to approach them.
POWER CHORD![4] You strum the power chord, you get a hand cramp. WORTH IT!
BRING ON THE VOCALS!
[8] SCREECHING DEATH METAL SCREAMS EMINANTE FROM YOUR MOUTH MANIFESTING IN THE PHYSICAL WORLD AS A SONIC LASER THAT BLOWS UP ALL THE CONDOS.
Convert all the traps![8]You convert all the traps! However, you were a bit too over zealous, as now there are many bearded women with a bone to pick with you.
Build a giant potato temple on the moon.
- Lol, what moon?
[4] You mind control Martians into building a castle. You will have to defeat or circumvent Giygas to actually go observe the construction, however.He's right, the moon was destroyed quite a few turns ago and made into condos.*wipes tears from eyes*
I'm so proud of you. You blew it up too.
Build Potato Castle on Mars
Quote
Maria: I'm coming for you baby! Go Mama Bear on this shit, destroy the whole damn labyrinth.[7] Using the power of Motherly love, you are able to get past all the emotional walls that your child has put up to keep people out... you are able to get straight to his heart with no problem at all.
CaptainMcClellan: Follow behind Maria.
[3] I begin to follow, but am stopped by the doors as the labyrinth starts to repair itself behind her.
[/quote]
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 07, 2014, 11:54:07 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 07, 2014, 11:55:23 pm
Send holy trap energies at shadow beings.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 12:19:31 am
Make cat noises.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 12:27:40 am
Play the music box.
Make more dog noises.
((Where did the -0.5 come from?))
(( Spam penalty. If you make the same command three times in a row, then each subsequent posting of that command is subject to 0.5*number of times you've spammed that command over three. If you feel I made an error, I can check it at your request, and possibly amend your result. However, minus 0.5 is basically a warning as losing half a point will almost never make a difference in your result. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 12:32:05 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 12:38:40 am
Change the ratio of humans to female 60:40 male.
Make a deal with Giygas so that we don't fuck with each others shit, and so we have 'open borders'.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 12:44:05 am
Crowdsurf through the shadow monsters, using the power of ROYAL ROCK N ROLL.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 02:09:32 pm
Tune: send 2k14 back to his half finished home but still keep a metaphorical eye on him to monitor how the test continues[8] You begin stalking him.
((Well not all of them i'm still a perma-trap right? ??? ))[8] Great. Now they're all effeminate shadow beings. Naturally they're shocked and appalled, but they refocus on the task at hand, namely killing you. Elsewhere an adult Giegue in the mental realm blushes horribly and almost vomits.
Send holy trap energies at shadow beings.
(( I meant all that weren't in the Mental Realm, so yea, presumably you're still a trap. I fail to see why you find that a good thing, but good for you! ))
Play the music box.
Make cat noises.
[7] You play the music box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqv9oCbghLo). Kevak remembered the tune.
[6] You mew like a cat and purr slightly((Where did the -0.5 come from?))
Wait, I can do that?Apparently!
Change the ratio of humans to female 60:40 male.
Make a deal with Giygas so that we don't fuck with each others shit, and so we have 'open borders'.
[6] The ratio's not quite correct to the original ratio, but you're only off by about 100 people, of which 30 are already going off somewhere to "explore" their gender-swapped bodies. The remainder either yell at you for getting it wrong or sit down hoping the nightmare that started with the trapper will soon be at an end.
[AUTO] Giygas fails to comprehend what you're saying. He is not really even aware of his own existence, much less anything else.
Grab Kevak for the drums![7] You powers of ROCK allow you to grab Kevak through space-time, despite him being entombed inside a giant puzzle at the center of Giegue's mind. You give him some air drums, and he starts rapping on them with imaginary drum-sticks.
Crowdsurf through the shadow monsters, using the power of ROYAL ROCK N ROLL.
[8] You crowdsurf the shadow monsters, who are so overwhelmed by the power or ROCK N' ROLL that the completely forgot they're supposed to be killing you. I'm not even gonna let it back-fire, just because it's awesome. ( Well, except that you're crowdsurfing away from Li'l Giegue. Oh, and the Goblin King shows up in his tight pants and tries to mooch off your fame to bolster up his dying musical career. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViftZTfRSt8) )
Quote from: HELLO MOTO
Maria: Try to get through the shadow creatures to your baby.[5] You manage to fight off a few, but two move in front of you blocking your way.
CaptainMcClellan: Solve the riddle
[7] I realize, since one always lies and they were alternating answers, BOTH doors lead to a horrible death, and I open secret third door in between them by pressing on a brick.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 02:15:59 pm
Make tiger noises.
Post by: poketwo on May 08, 2014, 02:18:03 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 03:43:22 pm
Sit on a wall. There's no point in trying.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 04:00:04 pm
Begin head-exploding, Bowie-blasting, shadow-smashing, Lyeos (up)lifting guitar solo final shred!
MANIFEST PYROTECHNICS!
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 08, 2014, 04:21:01 pm
summon horses for my calvery
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 04:21:18 pm
Attack the barrier.
((I like being a trap.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 05:00:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 05:43:05 pm
Destroy the band.[8] You destroy the band. WITH A KICKASS DRUM SOLO! THE FANS DEMAND YOU GET BACK TOGETHER AND THE BAND IS MORE POPULAR THAN EVER!
Make tiger noises.
[2] You can't be heard over the roaring cheers of you and Hugo's fans!
DEPLOY INCRUPTIBLE PURE PURENESS ON LITTLE GIEGUE[8] He's already an allegorical representation of Giegue's innocence and such, so it's a redundant action.
Be hit by a wave of despair.[8] You are hit by an incredible wave of despair. If you weren't already dead, you'd be suicidal. As it is... You drain all the happiness out of the surrounding area.
Sit on a wall. There's no point in trying.
[3] You fail to sit on the wall, you lie down on the ground where you fell because well, there's no point in trying. You moan in typical shade/ghost fashion.
(Whatever happens next, these past few turns have been worth it)[8]Using the hype and energy from Kevak breaking up the band and his awesome drum solo to shred intently for eight minutes! You level a whole sector of the labyrinth, send Bowie back to the 80's, and squash all the shadow beasts, including the ones holding up. However, not even being winded by the fall halts your amazing shread. The power of your ROCK lifts Lyeos both metaphorically and literally, and he is filled with an angry determination to rock out and do whatever it was he was setting out to do before getting hit with melancholy, preferably in the most destructive and awesome way possible. You use up all the energy you have and fingers bleeding lie on the ground to recover for a turn.
Begin head-exploding, Bowie-blasting, shadow-smashing, Lyeos (up)lifting guitar solo final shred!
MANIFEST PYROTECHNICS!
[2] Not in the budget, no audience left, too tired to set them off.
finish castle[6] They're just putting the finishing touches on the keep and hanging banners and such. It'll be finished by next turn.
summon horses for my calvery
[5] You get some more horses.
Attack the shadow beings.(( Pourquoi? ))
Attack the barrier.
((I like being a trap.))
[5] You continue to attack the shadow beings, as they were safe from the Jarl's apocalyptic shread.
[3] The barrier bends, but the pops back into place.
Tune: Continue to monitor test results[4] Nothing seems to be happening, he's just watching the castle being built.
Quote from: CMC
Maria: Assault the shadows with your parasol[5] They cringe and seem to be quite disliking the punishment, but they take it.
CaptainMcClellan: Try to reason with them.
[3] They ignore your logical approach, waving you away with disinterest.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 08, 2014, 05:48:45 pm
Attempt to summon UBG into the mental realm!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 05:50:16 pm
Senketsu: Talk to Tune about tests and such
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 06:18:08 pm
Send trap energies at barrier.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 06:20:55 pm
Take 5
Post by: poketwo on May 08, 2014, 06:23:10 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 06:27:06 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 06:30:52 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 06:32:26 pm
((Their shadow beings i think they would just reform after they were squashed?))
(( Eventually, but not immediately. And yea, they're all dead right now Poketwo, if you wanna revise your command. Well, except for the ones guarding Giegue, and you can't even get to them right now.))
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 06:34:55 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 06:59:31 pm
Break the drumsticks.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 07:27:06 pm
((Can i still absorb their died bodies?))
(( Yeah. If you hurry. But you're in the room with Giegue though, so you aren't around any. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 07:36:46 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 07:41:18 pm
Convert Giege to cheese.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 08:06:50 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Continue aiding by fighting shadow beasts.
Maria: Rescue Li'l Giegue
(( Remember, +2 on her rescuing Giegue. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 09:13:15 pm
Start slaying shadow beasts with my eye lasers!6. You slay all but one of the vile shadow beasts with your eye lasers.
Attempt to summon UBG into the mental realm!
1. You completely and utterly fail.
Tune: Take a break and relax in the citadel house thing while talking to Senketsu about the tests and such5. You take a break, but find it a bit difficult to start a conversation with Senketsu today.
Senketsu: Talk to Tune about tests and such
1. You are being completely anti-social.
[/quote]
Try to absorb the shadow beings.6. You partially absorb some of them and now have shadow being goo on you.
Send trap energies at barrier.
8. You send devastating trap energies at the barrier, but doing so has drained ll your energy.
[/quote]
dance/b]5. You kinda dance but none are impressed.
[/quote]
Trapify the band.1. You can't trap while inside the mental realm.
Break the drumsticks.
5. You break the drumsticks, but you hands kinda sting.
[/quote]
Mass mindwipe the genderbended population of Earth.4. They remember they are mad at you but are not sure why...they don't like this.
Convert Giege to cheese.
4. You use CHEESIFY on Giege...it's not very effective.
[/quote]
(( Due to irl things going on that have my attention, I'm giving Tune of Dwarves the power of roll this turn. ))8. You decimate the shadow beasts, but have taken critical damage in your onslaught.
CaptainMcClellan: Continue aiding by fighting shadow beasts.
Maria: Rescue Li'l Giegue
(( Remember, +2 on her rescuing Giegue. ))
6. You are now ever so close he is almost in reaching distance.
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 09:14:21 pm
Lick everybody!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 09:15:40 pm
Senketsu: Talk to Tune
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 09:23:11 pm
Destroy the barrier.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 09:24:56 pm
(( Can you roll the next few? I'm about to take a bath after a conversation that's making me uncomfortable just to think about. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 09:27:37 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 09:37:05 pm
Li'l Giegue: Wake up
Shadow beast #1: Reform and block Maria.
Shadow beast #2: Reform and try to sing Giegue back to sleep.
Maria: Keep fighting against the barrier to get to Giegue.
Green-eyed shadow beast: Rush forward from deep within to assist Maria.
CaptainMcClellan: Do nothing this turn as the character limit has been reached. This roll AUTO's to 0, like a cancelled action would.
(( I'll still do the mental-realm stuff as applicable. ))
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 08, 2014, 09:44:57 pm
make bows for a tenth of my knights to become archers
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 09:50:10 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 10:28:52 pm
Try Trapifying the band again!2. You still can't trap in the mental realm.
Lick everybody!
5. You only lick those who are in the same realm as you.
[/quote]
Tune: Try to talk to Senketsu again and offer him some blood7. You give him some blood and he decides to talk to you.
Senketsu: Talk to Tune
6. You have a interesting conversation with Tune.
[/quote]
Continue absorbing shadow beings.2. You suddenly stop absorbing them.
Destroy the barrier.
2. You attempt to destroy it but you just here a ominous failing sound in the background.
[/quote]
(( K thanks. I'll post my command now. ))3. You stir in your sleep slightly but are still sleeping.
Li'l Giegue: Wake up
Shadow beast #1: Reform and block Maria.
Shadow beast #2: Reform and try to sing Giegue back to sleep.
Maria: Keep fighting against the barrier to get to Giegue.
Green-eyed shadow beast: Rush forward from deep within to assist Maria.
CaptainMcClellan: Do nothing this turn as the character limit has been reached. This roll AUTO's to 0, like a cancelled action would.
(( I'll still do the mental-realm stuff as applicable. ))
8. You reform but into a small blotch of a dark figure. you are no threat.
2. Giegue is already asleep.
8. You break the barrier with ease but are hurt in the process.
6. You heal Marias wounds a bit.
[/quote]
build wall between castle and moat1. You have run out of materials.
make bows for a tenth of my knights to become archers
3. You get enough for a third of a tenth.
[/quote]
Start another song to fight the shadows.6. Your song does an excellent job of combating the demons of the dark.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 08, 2014, 10:31:00 pm
Tune: practice firaga
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 10:31:13 pm
Continue licking everybody.
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 08, 2014, 10:34:12 pm
start a crop and irrigation system in my castle
Post by: Prophet on May 08, 2014, 10:42:24 pm
Try to find a way to get past the barrier.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 08, 2014, 10:53:48 pm
Build a majestic cheese castle in Switzerland.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 08, 2014, 11:01:04 pm
Manifest pyrotechnics!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 08, 2014, 11:21:58 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 08, 2014, 11:40:03 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 12:02:22 am
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 12:10:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 12:17:55 am
Tune: Learn summon army of demons spell[5]You summon the giant sword-wielding demon, Walter. He's very annoyed.
Tune: practice firaga
"WHAT!? What do you want?"
(( Walter is your character, so submit his actions and dialogue. However, right now keep in mind that he's pretty annoyed at being summoned. ))
[5]Firaga! You get better... this time you only damaged your property, not yourself.
Keep trying to Trapify the band.[5] You trap yourself.
Continue licking everybody.
[6] You do a Gene Simmons tongue flick thing and lick the remains of what was your audience.
get materials for bows and wall and construct bows and finish wall[3] You order material for composite bows, but the shipment is late.
start a crop and irrigation system in my castle
[3] Wise planning ahead! Too bad you don't have the resources available to actually do this.
Tame shadow beings.[2] The Shadow Being controlling the barrier turns and looks at you with his blue eyes: "We're not animals that you can 'tame' you troglodyte! We are sentient and sapient beings! Our cognitive functions are beyond your comprehension!!! We have more right to freedom than you do, pathetic Earth-worm!" he scoffs and then mutters, "'Tame us', what was that stupid human thinking?"
Try to find a way to get past the barrier.
[3] You struggle trying to get past the barrier, the Blue-eyed
Appease the populace with lavish gifts of potatoes and cheese.[5] The populace is appeased. Panem et circenses wins again. However, there are still a few dissidents who may cause trouble for your tuberous reign.
Build a majestic cheese castle in Switzerland.
[6] You contact an agency and after transferring an obscene amount of funds that you pulled out of nowhere have them begin building you a majestic castle in Switzerland made of Swiss cheese, simply so you can have a Swiss Swiss Castle. However, Giygas still kinda poses a problem in getting to said castle.
Keep playing![8] THE SHOW MUST GO ON! FOREVER!
Manifest pyrotechnics!
Quote from: du
Amber-eyed Shadow Beast: Attack anyway![2] You roll forward into CaptainMcClellan's leg. It's not very effective.
Cobalt-eyed Shadow Beast: Strengthen the Barrier
Emerald-eyed Shadow Beast: Destroy the Barrier
Maria: Grab Giegue!
CaptainMcClellan: Intercept Shadow Beast attack.
[2] You're too weak at the moment.
[8] You destroy the barrier, sacrificing yourself to do so... the Cobalt-eyed Shadow Beast gasps in surprise and begins to tear up.
[5+2] You grab Giegue and hold him close, threatening anyone to try and separate you.
[1] No need. It's pretty much harmless right now.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
((So since i didn't read about what happened before i joined how did Li'l Giegue end up here?))
(( Kevak ate adult Giegue. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 12:23:19 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 12:25:03 am
((I was also sorta a trap in the first place also.))
Leave the Mental Realm.
LICK EVERYTHING.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 12:25:15 am
((Well, seeing how my audience was a horde of bloodthirsty shadow beasts, I don't see a problem.))Keep playing![8] THE SHOW MUST GO ON! FOREVER!
Manifest pyrotechnics![5][8] Your amps catch fire. Four billion fireworks shoot off in the background and your hands catch on fire. Pretty much everything catches fire, but on the plus side, it is the most impressive pyrotechnic display ever seen! Too bad your audience is too dead to see it.
"Good night, mental realm!" Sign of the horns, then GTFO
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 12:29:53 am
((I never had any idea what the plot was in the first place.))
(( That's because it didn't until you ate Giegue. You are our Knight of Cerberus (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightOfCerebus) ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 12:56:24 am
Kill Giygas, or at least disable him so I'm free to do as I wish.
Watch the shenanigans that ensue as a result of there being 1.4 billion more women than men.
Post by: BFEL on May 09, 2014, 01:05:15 am
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 01:08:05 am
((If Kevak-senpai is the Knight of Cerberus then what are the rest of us?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 01:50:34 am
cheer loudly then get Li'l Giegue out of this place. "The only reason i'm helping you non-traps is because i may be a cult leading bastard but i don't let kids suffer."
((If Kevak-senpai is the Knight of Cerberus then what are the rest of us?))
(( You want me to trope you all? ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 01:51:28 am
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 01:55:21 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 02:05:44 am
((Do me, do me!))
((Me too me too!))
*HEAVY SIGH* Okay, I guess I can tropify you all.
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 02:07:41 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 02:46:19 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 03:44:29 am
Smurfington: Mad God (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MadGod), Attack of the 50-Foot Whatever (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AttackOfThe50FootWhatever)
Kevak: Knight of Cerebus (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KnightOfCerebus)
CaptainMcClellan (as a GM): Literal Genie (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LiteralGenie),
Grammar Nazi (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrammarNazi),
Hippokrit'kal Humour (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HypocriticalHumor), Killer Game Master (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/KillerGameMaster),Berserk Button (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton): I'm sure you guys would just love to know what they are, Rocks Fall, Everybody Dies (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocksFallEveryoneDies) in the form of my patent-pending "Smite Stick". :P
CaptainMcClellan ( as a chara ): Berserk Button (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton): (Being my Author Avatar, he shares my berserk buttons.), Author Avatar (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AuthorAvatar), Leaning on the Fourth Wall (http://), Tempting Fate (http://), The Gods Must Be Lazy (http://): Despite having almost unlimited power due to being the Author Avatar, Ringo McClellan does just about nothing. This is really more to make a fair game, but you gotta admit he must look like this to the citizens of Cheesistan.
Tune of Dwarves: Affably Evil (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AffablyEvil), Butt Monkey (http://): Despite being one of my best friends IRL, the dice hate the crap out of Tune.
2k14: Gratuitous French (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GratuitousFrench) ( Thanks to a bit of Malevolence on my part ), Badass Normal (http://Badass Normal) (At least so far... )
Ckisocoa: It's All There in the Guide (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllThereInTheManual)/Word of GM (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WordOfGod): His full name is Ckisocoa Gallilei Lel, a fact which you're hard pressed to find anywhere outside of me telling you right now, (http://), You Bastard! (http://), Karma Houndini (http://Karma Houndini), Running Gag (http://):Ckis will never get holy water, Real Life Writes the Plot (http://): Some real life issues came up barring him from being able to participate for a while, hence his current vegetative state.
HugoLuman/The Jarl: (http://), (http://)
Giegue/Giygas: Alternate Character Interpretation (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation),
Woobie Destroyer of Worlds (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds),Even Bad Guys Love Their Mamas (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenBadMenLoveTheirMamas),Blue and Orange Morality (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlueAndOrangeMorality)?, Berserk Button (http://) STOP SINGING!
Maria: Mama Bear (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MamaBear)/Took a Level in Badass (http://), Back From the Dead (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BackFromTheDead), Badass Normal (http://)
Lyeos: Designated Hero (http://)
Prophet: Took a Level in Badass (http://), Even Evil Has Standards (http://)/Noble Demon (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/NobleDemon), Wouldn't Hurt a Child (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/WouldntHurtAChild)
Senketsu: I Call It Vera (http://), Shout-Out (http://) to Kill-la-Kill.
Walter: Shout Out (http://) A very direct Shout-Out to the webcomic "Goblins" (http://)
All of Us: Prestigious Player Title (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PrestigiousPlayerTitle),
Newcomers Might Suffer: Guide Dang It! (http://Guide Dang It!), Mind Screw (http://), and ( but hopefully not ) Brain Bleach (http://Brain Bleach)
(( Unfinished on Account of it's 3:30 and my body's giving up on me. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 03:53:54 am
Post by: BFEL on May 09, 2014, 04:03:28 am
DESPITE NOT HAVING COMPLETED A SINGLE ACTION YET! :P
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 04:16:46 am
I DEMAND TO BE PUT ON THE TROPE LIST!
DESPITE NOT HAVING COMPLETED A SINGLE ACTION YET! :P
Put it in bold text and we'll see what the dice have to say. But you realize, you'll then have to play.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 05:04:27 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 05:47:37 am
I sorta want to trope the characters in WAOA now, but it would take all eternitah.
Ppfft! You don't have enough continuity to retain sanity troping the WAOA. Still... you're welcome to try.
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 05:58:48 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 06:03:41 am
Don't forget to trope me!!!
What tropes do you even qualify for?
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 07:06:35 am
Tune: be friends with Walter, causing him not to be mad
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 07:35:02 am
Play the entire Liquid Tension Experiment 2 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzZulX2GuVc) album!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 08:40:10 am
((I never had any idea what the plot was in the first place.))[8]You leave the mental realm so quickly you fail to realize you have no corporeal form at the moment.
((I was also sorta a trap in the first place also.))
Leave the Mental Realm.
LICK EVERYTHING.
[6]Licky ghost ensues. You find most things don't taste that good, but your determination prevails! ( It would take several turns to lick *everything*. Cheesistan's somewhat big. )
[4] You cannot stop playing due to your previous 8, however you flee the flames.((Well, seeing how my audience was a horde of bloodthirsty shadow beasts, I don't see a problem.))Keep playing![8] THE SHOW MUST GO ON! FOREVER!
Manifest pyrotechnics![5][8] Your amps catch fire. Four billion fireworks shoot off in the background and your hands catch on fire. Pretty much everything catches fire, but on the plus side, it is the most impressive pyrotechnic display ever seen! Too bad your audience is too dead to see it.
"Good night, mental realm!" Sign of the horns, then GTFO
That's it, Giygas dies.[6]Technically, he's going down anyway. Just be a little more patient.
Kill Giygas, or at least disable him so I'm free to do as I wish.
Watch the shenanigans that ensue as a result of there being 1.4 billion more women than men.
[1] Surprisingly, the whole matter is solved with very little shenanigans. However, there appears to be an increase in both lesbianism and bigamy. ( Marginal, but noteworthy.) I disapprove (mostly of the bigamy and the fact that gender-swapping happened at all), but there's nothing I can do about it as I have no gender-modification abilities, leaving such squicky matters to you folk. What I don't get is how few suicides there were. I expected it to be a lot more, but no. Oh well, will to live and such. Also, I guess a perk is it's now much easier for a guy to get a date now that the straight girls have significantly more competition. Yep. All and all, no shenanigans were required. And I'm fairly confident it'll work itself out. Saying it in terms of global scale really exaggerates how small a change this actually was, y'know? An' 'sides it's not like gender distribution was ever an even 50/50.
Enter Cheesistan, present passport printed on cheese.[8] You immigrate to Cheesistan! The border guard eats your passport! You won't be leaving any time soon. Also, the
cheer loudly then get Li'l Giegue out of this place. "The only reason i'm helping you non-traps is because i may be a cult leading bastard but i don't let kids suffer."[4]You cheer loudly, everyone stops and looks at you like you're crazy. We all nod in response to your statement. Maria, being from the early 1900's doesn't understand what you mean by "traps" but assumes it can't be good, especially as you paired it with the phrase "cult-leading bastard". Good choice o' words to depict yourself as a trustworthy citizen there.
((If Kevak-senpai is the Knight of Cerberus then what are the rest of us?))
Tune: repair my damaged property[1]Uh.... I think "repair damaged property" belongs to the white mage or the mechanic or something. At any rate, not you.
Tune: be friends with Walter, causing him not to be mad
[7]Your partial inhumanity and vampiric armour as well as extensive knowledge of the occult and how funny slapstick humour is lead you to become good chums with your new demonic servant.
Possess the band's instruments![4]You find it difficult to do so, but not impossible.
Play the entire Liquid Tension Experiment 2 (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzZulX2GuVc) album!
[8]Alright! Liquid Tension Experiment 2! You free the Jarl from his obligation to rock and now all the ShadowBeasts are starting to reform ( whilst on fire ) expecting another awesome concert. Or else.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Giygas is shuddering madly and electric sparks are flying everywhere, knocking out the power to the whole country.
Post by: BFEL on May 09, 2014, 08:41:20 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 08:48:14 am
Exit the mental realm.
((How exactly am I the designated hero?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 08:56:32 am
Er, could you finish the sentence of my turn? It kinda ends on a cliffhanger :P
(( Maybe that's part of the roll, maybe I'm just tired. All this and more after my nap! Besides, speculation's part o' the fun.))
((How exactly am I the designated hero?))
(( It's not an exact fit, but you do kinda fit somewhat. A better trope would be "Blessed by the RNG" but I don't know what that trope is in TropeSpeak. Also, keep in mind this is an unfinished and unpolished list. Anyway, I think your commanding your death-bots and bone golem to rebuild Cheesistan and your general high prestige and such had a lot to do with it.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 09:04:08 am
Walter: Help Tune repair property
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 09, 2014, 11:02:47 am
finish wall
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 11:50:07 am
Power up.
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 12:30:08 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 01:56:05 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 03:03:38 pm
Since my physical body is dead, become fiery spirit of justice, vengeance, and ROCK N ROLL.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 03:11:46 pm
Help humanity make a colony on Mars.
((what's a god to do when he is bored?))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 03:23:39 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 03:24:55 pm
((I really hope we don't "Go Cosmic," expanding out into the universe and other dimensions, because almost every RTD that lasts long enough, that doesn't have a lot of rules, winds up doing that))THEN I WILL DO THAT
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 03:40:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 04:07:37 pm
Hypnotize the shadow beasts so they'll serve me![8]They all decide to serve you. They throw themselves inside of you to survive their apocalypse.
Exit the mental realm.
((How exactly am I the designated hero?))
[6]You make it out alright, possessed by a few million shadowbeasts
Tune: Repair property anyways[1] No means no Tune.
Walter: Help Tune repair property
[8] Walter spits on your damaged property. It reforms, but gains sentience. Not only that, it's imbued with a trickster spirit. Most notably, your arm chair now wheels itself backwards any time you try to sit on it.
Manifest physical form.[4] You manifest a ghostly form, similar to Lyeos.
Power up.
[8] You power up and ascend to an energy being, making you effectively useless.
summon long bows for 2/3 of a 1/10 of my soldiers to become archers[6] You procure enough bows for your archers.
finish wall
[5] The wall's nearly done.
Get the out of the mental realm. "Let's get out of here."[4] You're stuck.
HAVE THE SCYTHERS ENFORCE NOT GOING COSMIC[2] The scythers are incapable of this task. However, I am not. ( NO GOING COSMIC. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN "EVERYDAY LIFE IN A CHEESE COUNTRY" RTD!)
"Ladies and gentlemen, the Jarl has left the mindscape!" Make this be true.[8]You make this true.
Since my physical body is dead, become fiery spirit of justice, vengeance, and ROCK N ROLL.
[8]You ascend to become the avatar of Vengeance and ROCK!
Imprison Kevakiyas before he repowers himself.[2] He has already ascended to energy being status.
Help humanity make a colony on Mars.
((what's a god to do when he is bored?))
[8] Yeah... you sorta force them into it against their will, but good job on establishing the Martian colony. The native Martian's are displeased with this.
Quote from: The Man in the Mirror
Li'l Giegue: Wake
CaptainMcClellan: Find flying cycle
Cobalt-eyes: Possess Prophet/migrate into his mind.
[7]
[5] You see it off in the distance.
[1] He moves too quickly.
Spoiler: The Mental Realm (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 04:10:29 pm
Take control of all the elements on the periodic table.
Post by: BFEL on May 09, 2014, 04:10:37 pm
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 09, 2014, 04:18:54 pm
learn the spell fira
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 04:20:46 pm
"Harken to this proclamation, dude! I fell in battle, and as you seemed the least worst candidate at the time, named thee successor to the throne of our great country! You may be monarch if you so wish, or else abdicate to someone else!"
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 04:25:05 pm
Appear to Tune in a vision:((you are driving me ever closer to establishing a Time lord government reference to further my building one.))
"Harken to this proclamation, dude! I fell in battle, and as you seemed the least worst candidate at the time, named thee successor to the throne of our great country! You may be monarch if you so wish, or else abdicate to someone else!"
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 04:30:15 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 04:36:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 04:45:52 pm
Also.
Giegue: Go somewhere private to catch up with your mother.
CaptainMcClellan: land safely
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 04:57:19 pm
Play mind games with a 'chosen one', so that he has really shitty short term luck that equates to good luck in the long run. Also make him a Clueless Chick Magnet.
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 05:04:31 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 05:06:02 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 05:10:46 pm
Kevakiyas/Gigyas is dead. You're the only godlike thing left.
Yup. Even Giegue has lost most of his power. It's worth noting that Lyeos has it now, at the cost of having an over-crowded psyche.
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 05:20:57 pm
Throw a "Hey, we didn't die!" party!
Post by: WillowLuman on May 09, 2014, 05:28:47 pm
Absorb the shadow beasts.
Throw a "Hey, we didn't die!" party!
Play at this party.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 08:11:06 pm
Take control of weather.[2] That's Thor's job. ( Or Ram's. Or Zeus's. Or Huracan's. Or Typhon's. Or The United Meterologist's Association's, or the weather demon's, or nature's, or an unnamed angel's, or nobody's because the weather is special. )
Take control of all the elements on the periodic table.
[7] :( Well crap. Kevak now has atomic/alchemaic abilities.
Initiate Cheesistan[2] There already is one.COSMICSpace Program
start a crop and irrigation system within the walls of my of my land[7] No problem! Your serfs throw a festival in your honour.
learn the spell fira
[3] You should try learning Fire first.
Appear to Tune in a vision:[8] You bequeath your monarchial status to Tune.
"Harken to this proclamation, dude! I fell in battle, and as you seemed the least worst candidate at the time, named thee successor to the throne of our great country! You may be monarch if you so wish, or else abdicate to someone else!"
Tune: Make Time Lord government (before the The Last Great Time War so they are not corrupt) to rule Cheesistan[2] They're still corrupt and even if not, you're only a poor human imitator.
"No more."[8] You carry her off into the capitol, finding a nice, quiet warehouse to hang out in. Unfortunately, you were spotted by security.
Also.
Giegue: Go somewhere private to catch up with your mother.
CaptainMcClellan: land safely
[3] I crash-land into the barrier of Tune's camp, being deflected to the ground. Prophet and I are both injured.
Propagate friendly Martian-Human relations with the gifts of potatoes and cheese for all.[3] The Martians are lactose-intolerant! Relations remain strained!
Play mind games with a 'chosen one', so that he has really shitty short term luck that equates to good luck in the long run. Also make him a Clueless Chick Magnet.
[3] He turns out to be gay, must to the chargin of his hundreds of female groupies. However that one douche in leather pants seems excited. This may prove to be further bad luck for your designated Cosmic Plaything. Let's say his name is Wallace. ( You may now submit commands for Wallace. )
DO THAT OVERSOUL THING KEVAK WAS DOING[2] You can't. You don't know how.
Absorb the shadow beasts.[0] You already did this.
Throw a "Hey, we didn't die!" party!
[4] The party is hastily thrown together.
[6] Your go on as a solo act, your fans ( who live inside of Lyeos now ) liked you better as a band, but they still cheer whole-heartedly for your arrival.Absorb the shadow beasts.
Throw a "Hey, we didn't die!" party!
Play at this party.
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 08:13:29 pm
Absorb them more so they no longer crowd mah brainses.
Go on a murderous rampage!
((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 08:18:20 pm
Make the USS ClusterFuck from R2SP but without all the nasty things in it.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 08:19:57 pm
Tune: if first action fails, try to form a high counsel of non corrupt Time Lords
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 09, 2014, 08:35:53 pm
add ferocious alligators to the moat surrounding my castle
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 08:44:42 pm
((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))
((I'll get to it... Get to it. [7] Aughhhh.... Stupid dice. ))
Post by: poketwo on May 09, 2014, 08:52:33 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 09:52:21 pm
Go to a hospital.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 09:56:54 pm
Make Wallace bisexual, and cure him of his cluelessness. Watch the chaos that ensues when he realises he has over a hundred groupies.
Make the Martians lactose tolerant.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 10:28:58 pm
"Stop playing!"[4] The all cry out in anger, fear, and grief some begging, some demanding, some just sobbing.
Absorb them more so they no longer crowd mah brainses.
Go on a murderous rampage!
((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))
"Please.... Don't hurt us!"
"You can't kill us!"
[1] Nope.
Make a space elevator with my newfound abilities. TO SPACE WE GO![6]SPAAAAACE.
Make the USS ClusterFuck from R2SP but without all the nasty things in it.
[6] I'm scared to ask... but what did the dice just give you?
Tune: Once again try to form a non corrupt government of Time Lords for Cheesistan[7] Congratulations! You have a Time Lord government! ( without the time travel! )
Tune: if first action fails, try to form a high counsel of non corrupt Time Lords
- It did succeed, so.
start a fair sized farm within the walls of my land for food for my citizens and knights[8] You start planting the lands and give over control to underistocrats.
add ferocious alligators to the moat surrounding my castle
[2] No, too cliche.
FORCE KEVAK TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT OVERSOUL THING[1] Yeah... Cos forcing Super Energy Kevak to do anything is totally possible. NOT!
Limp away.[7]You limp away from the scene of the impact.
Go to a hospital.
[7]You make it to the newly refurbished Cheesistan National Hospital and are checked in through the ER. There's not much a wait, for some reason, and you get your wounds tended to straight away.
But that gets rid of half the fun![6]Wallace is bisexual and realizes his easily exploitable groupies. He grins slightly. Leather-pants douche is miffed that he's not getting his fair share of the attention because "girls are gross". * rolls eyes * Stinkin' Leather-pants douche.
Make Wallace bisexual, and cure him of his cluelessness. Watch the chaos that ensues when he realises he has over a hundred groupies.
Make the Martians lactose tolerant.
[3]You have to figure out Martian DNA first.
Quote from: Myself
CaptainMcClellan: Also get to the hospital[1] Nope. The dice say, "Pass out from thy injuries." So you do.
Security: "Hey. You can't be in here."
Giegue: * sighs * "Look, I just want to spend some time with my mother?"
Security: "That's your mother? Yeah right, come with me."
Giegue: "Would it be alright if I just left?"
Security: "No you trespassed."
Giegue: Escape.
Maria: Explain situation.
[4] You start to fly away.
[7] You explain the entire situation to the security guy. He nods understandingly and says, "Just go. Don't come back again. Oh... you might see about applying for citizenship so you can get a house."
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 10:34:42 pm
Try to get a bottle of juice. Preferably peach mango.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 10:38:00 pm
Give the shadow beasts guys a bunch of shadow beast ladies in my mind...
Try to get a bottle of juice. Preferably peach mango.
(( There already are shadow beast ladies! You have an entire species of refugees minus three in your head. (Four?) You really need to start asking before you waste commands with stuff that's already a thing. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 10:40:14 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 10:44:33 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BUILD MORE SPACE ELEVATORS!
Make a giant obelisk in the middle of the country.
Post by: Prophet on May 09, 2014, 10:45:35 pm
Start performing trap rituals to gain power.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 09, 2014, 10:52:44 pm
[10:02:58 PM] Tune: k
[10:39:12 PM] Tune: So
[10:39:26 PM] Tune: no time travel? Can I work on it?
[10:39:43 PM] CMC: NO TIME TRAVEL.
[10:39:47 PM] CMC: NO COSMIC BEINGS.
[10:40:05 PM] Tune: Why not time travel=fun
[10:40:24 PM] CMC: fun=!!fun!!
[10:40:36 PM] CMC: !!fun!!=total destruction
[10:40:49 PM] Tune: total destruction=good day
[10:41:05 PM] CMC: good day = Green day
[10:41:14 PM] CMC: Green day= Green peace
[10:41:19 PM] CMC: Green peace=hippies
[10:41:22 PM] CMC: hippies=liberals
[10:41:25 PM] CMC: liberals=bad
[10:41:28 PM] CMC: Ergo.
[10:41:32 PM] CMC: NO TIME TRAVEL.
[10:42:06 PM] Tune: K then I travel just far enough back or forward to where liberals don't exist
[10:42:15 PM] CMC: FFFF
[10:42:30 PM] Tune: Hey no swearing
[10:42:51 PM] CMC: Ok.
[10:42:58 PM] Tune: Soooo time travel?
[10:43:40 PM] CMC: NO TiME TRAVEL
[10:44:04 PM] Tune: Aaaaaaah but you let them space travel time is the next logical destination
[10:44:27 PM] CMC: Mmfmmfmf.
[10:44:40 PM] Tune: Problem?
[10:45:04 PM] CMC: TIME TRAVEL MAKE GAME MASTER'S BRAIN HURT>
[10:45:09 PM] CMC: GAME MASTER SMASH!
[10:45:26 PM] Tune: THEN DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. Just let it happen
[10:46:23 PM] Tune: Besides you passed out your brain should not be hurting
[10:46:46 PM] CMC: Mmm.
[10:47:07 PM] CMC: Ok.
[10:47:22 PM] Tune: Yay time travel
[10:47:46 PM] Tune: Correct
[10:47:47 PM] Tune: ?
[10:48:05 PM] CMC: Why?
[10:48:19 PM] Tune: Because it's cool
[10:48:23 PM] Tune: and fun
[10:48:31 PM] Tune: and weve been over fun
[10:48:38 PM] Tune: and what it ='s
[10:48:39 PM] CMC: XD
[10:48:45 PM] CMC: Ok.
[10:48:49 PM] CMC: I'm gonna post this.
[10:48:56 PM] CMC: And see what the people say.
[10:49:15 PM] CMC: Savvy?
[10:49:25 PM] Tune: Eh post what?
[10:49:41 PM] Tune: this conversation?
[10:49:46 PM] Tune: or time travel?
[10:49:51 PM] CMC: Just the part about time travel.
[10:50:03 PM] Tune: K they don't like that idea tho
[10:50:07 PM] Tune: remember
[10:50:13 PM] Tune: when i built the thing
[10:50:46 PM] CMC: I know.
[10:50:56 PM] CMC: Maybe your argument will change some minds.
[10:51:18 PM] Tune: fine, savvy.
[10:52:07 PM] Tune: Ima just say this I never planned to change history or anything
))
Tune's pro-time travel arguments. What do you guys think?
Post by: Lyeos on May 09, 2014, 10:55:54 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 09, 2014, 10:57:39 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 11:00:03 pm
NO TIME TRAVEL UNLESS WE DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!((I don't plan to change anything sooo yeah.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 11:30:26 pm
Make Wallace shy as shit. Watch chaos ensue.
Work out Martian genetics.
Also,
FUCK TIME TRAVEL
Nothing good will come of it.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 11:37:12 pm
Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel if first command fails
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 09, 2014, 11:39:53 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 09, 2014, 11:42:46 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2014, 12:23:34 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 01:10:13 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 01:10:55 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 01:24:57 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 01:28:19 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 01:34:34 am
((you lieeeed))
(( Attempt two. Is it working now? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 01:35:39 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 01:37:37 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 10, 2014, 03:20:05 am
And I say no to time travel.
Time travel->Kevak's anomalies allowed->Kevak taking over thread again->This becomes a clone of another game, or a dumping place for ideas Kevak had wanted to do in that other game but couldn't.
Also
Time travel->Doctor Who->Time Lords->Daleks->Time War->GOING COSMIC->Standard minimalist RTD omniversal destruction))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 06:12:34 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 10, 2014, 08:24:10 am
((You can't roll on it, this is OOC! You are powerless here except through your own powers of persuasion.((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))
And I say no to time travel.
Time travel->Kevak's anomalies allowed->Kevak taking over thread again->This becomes a clone of another game, or a dumping place for ideas Kevak had wanted to do in that other game but couldn't.
Also
Time travel->Doctor Who->Time Lords->Daleks->Time War->GOING COSMIC->Standard minimalist RTD omniversal destruction))
Post by: BFEL on May 10, 2014, 08:58:49 am
((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))((Except when you ignore that "just this once"
So basically when you arbitrarily ignore all those rules because you're the Doctor and you do whatever the hell you want))
APPLY FOR WORK AT CHEESISTANIAN EMBASSY
Yeah, there is a Cheesistanian embassy in Cheesistan. Because shut up.
Post by: Playergamer on May 10, 2014, 09:00:31 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 10, 2014, 09:04:12 am
((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))((Except when you ignore that "just this once"
So basically when you arbitrarily ignore all those rules because you're the Doctor and you do whatever the hell you want))
APPLY FOR WORK AT CHEESISTANIAN EMBASSY
Yeah, there is a Cheesistanian embassy in Cheesistan. Because shut up.
((In one of the rolls I put a Time Lord government in to rule Cheesistan))
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 09:09:17 am
What.Doooon't ask. We're having a "We didn't die!" celebration. Although, I blame Kevak for the almost dying.
Post by: BFEL on May 10, 2014, 09:10:30 am
((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))((Except when you ignore that "just this once"
So basically when you arbitrarily ignore all those rules because you're the Doctor and you do whatever the hell you want))
APPLY FOR WORK AT CHEESISTANIAN EMBASSY
Yeah, there is a Cheesistanian embassy in Cheesistan. Because shut up.
((In one of the rolls I put a Time Lord government in to rule Cheesistan))
I...whut. I LITERALLY just QUOTED you doing that...wtf?
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 10, 2014, 09:15:02 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 09:16:34 am
send two hundred troops from my army to leyoses party and attack everyone
((And suddenly, this (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N-osgRVcemM).))
((Thank you for fixing it, though.))
((Aaaand you changed it back.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 10, 2014, 09:20:09 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 10:09:50 am
Throw the shadow beasts a party in my mind![3] The crowd is too upset to comply with party. They've been fooled by "parties" before.
Try to get a bottle of juice. Preferably peach mango.
[4]Is apple okay? Cos that's all we got right now.
((You just gave me a frigate class ship that[REDACTED]. {I can't tell you or there would be spoilers in R2SP. All you need to know is it is a very very interesting spaceship.}))[2] One's enough. Too many'll mess up the planet's orbit.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BUILD MORE SPACE ELEVATORS!
Make a giant obelisk in the middle of the country.
[7] You build the Smurfington Monument! Good job.
Convert people to my cult.[7]You start converting people to your cult. Holy crap man, we already had like a few hundred million guys turned into females outright, do we really need a cult of traps?
Start performing trap rituals to gain power.
[1]FOR THE LAST TIME: TRAP RITUALS DON'T GIVE YOU POWER. It's just a bunch of bad dancing by poorly dancing he-shes.
Too bad, my buttmonkey friend.[8]The chaos ensues. Wallace is swarmed by a bunch of chicks and basically carried off against his will to be fought over by a bunch of drunk chicks. Shy or not, he'd better put out if he wants to survive this one. Good job getting your guy into one of the worst possible situation ever, because drunk groupies are worse than insane cultists. And I'm talking about the Trapisti cult here, so you can imagine just how screwed Wallace is. One of the more sexually deviant drunk chicks ( who is actually not only drunk but has been drugged in other ways ) is trying to lick his ass, while he attempts to squirm away. I DEMAND you fix it, because noone, noone deserves the fate that Wallace is about to receive. And I'll curse you with permanent roll detractors if you don't roll to fix this, because it's not funny.
Make Wallace shy as shit. Watch chaos ensue.
Work out Martian genetics.
Also,
FUCK TIME TRAVEL
Nothing good will come of it.
[4]Yeah. You read over some notes the Martians have made on their own biology.
Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel[3] Not convinced.
Tune: Convince others to agree to time travel if first command fails
[8]Of course there's a Cheesistani embassy in Cheesistan! You apply and are hired on the spot... The last janitor quit right before the Toilet of Doom was cleaned. They hand you a brush, some gloves, and a bottle of bleach spray. Good luck!((but there is already a high council of time lords.And there are rules to time travel such as no changing anything. Once again, sworn never to interfere only to watch.))((Except when you ignore that "just this once"
So basically when you arbitrarily ignore all those rules because you're the Doctor and you do whatever the hell you want))
APPLY FOR WORK AT CHEESISTANIAN EMBASSY
Yeah, there is a Cheesistanian embassy in Cheesistan. Because shut up.
send two hundred troops from my army to Lyeos's party and attack everyone[1] The party's all in Lyeos's head. You kinda can't move your troops there.
Quote from: So.
CaptainMcClellan: Grow a manly beard so that I cannot be mistaken for a trap. (+1 for the Rule of Beards)[2+1]Your scruff is in no way a beard. You fail life.
Maria: Ask for directions to a place where they can apply for citizenship.
Giegue: Try to convince your mother to just leave and not worry about it.
[7] The security guard gives you directions to the nearest immigrations office, coincidentally inside the Cheesistan Embassy. You thank him.
[8] You convince her to go, only because she is already ready to. However, she does not drop it and takes you by the hand, leading you to a bus stop. You try to argue with her, but she refutes your arguments. You try to ask her why you couldn't just ride there, she says "Because". So you are forced to take public transportation for the first time ever. You don't like it. Too many people, and all of them are staring at you, you know it. You hate being stared at. It makes you want to break things, but you can't while your mother is around.
(( It probably doesn't help things that he's a nine-foot alien with a tail riding a bus. Who wouldn't stare? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 10:15:34 am
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.
Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.
((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 10:20:25 am
((Uh... What?))
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.
Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.
((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))
(( What? Kevak's ship? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 10:21:05 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 10:22:24 am
((Yeah, Kevak's ship.))
(( He rolled a seven... so I guess the passengers survived. That said, I'm pretty wary of just what that ship is/what it can do. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 10, 2014, 10:52:55 am
Turn the smurfington monument into a monument to me.
Make a sane spaceship.
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2014, 10:55:43 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 11:03:07 am
What.
Welcome back! We grew a story. You were totally busy playing CS:GO with your gamer squad, totally oblivious to the massive wanton destructions and insanity going on outside. However, long story short Kevak got super-powers, then lost 'em. Now we have a resident alien whose mother is trying to make him apply for citizenship. Oh yeah, Smurfington's here as a giant potato lord trying to colonize Mars. If you need more info, you could try and read or ask someone else for a summary.
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 11:26:01 am
((Bwahahahaha! Didja know that being the Designated Hero (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero) means I'm "a Jerkass at best"? So, to stay true to that title, I'm bringing this up less than 24 hours after you said it. :P))((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))
((I'll get to it... Get to it. [7] Aughhhh.... Stupid dice. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 10, 2014, 11:49:08 am
Then try to convert him.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 10, 2014, 11:52:41 am
Save Wallace from groupies.((He's on mars and you're not.))
Then try to convert him.
((EDIT: Didn't the roll say Tune's Timelords are actually meager human imitators?))
Post by: Prophet on May 10, 2014, 12:07:35 pm
Build trapisti temple.
Research Immortality.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 04:23:24 pm
((Bwahahahaha! Didja know that being the Designated Hero (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DesignatedHero) means I'm "a Jerkass at best"? So, to stay true to that title, I'm bringing this up less than 24 hours after you said it. :P))((Non-character Lyeos: Politely ask for finished trope list, please!))
((I'll get to it... Get to it. [7] Aughhhh.... Stupid dice. ))
(( Mmm... Where you fit is kinda ambiguous and doesn't really fit Designated Hero too well. You could have just as easily been an Anti-Hero or a Villain with Good Publicity. Chosen One actually probably fits you better. It's just that I put you as Designated Hero because the Cheesistani give you a free pass to anything, the dice hand you life and power on a silver platter, and you're expected to be and honoured by the locals as a hero, even though the shoe doesn't always fit. However, even when you don't save the day, the people ( in their infinite wisdom ) are more likely to praise you than anyone else. ( Including those who might actually have deserved it, like the Jarl, Prophet, or me. ( They don't like the Jarl because Aristocrats are Evil (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AristocratsAreEvil), they don't like Prophet because of his trapping, and they don't like me because they view me as a textbook example of Obstructive Bureaucrat (http://Obstructive Bureaucrat) and The gods Are Lazy (http://The gods Are Lazy)) And yeah, if you wanna be a jerkass, you can... but I'd rather you subvert it and be a genuine hero every now and again and not take your particular liscense to do everything but kill for granted. ALSO, I'm getting to the list and if you have a trope you feel fits you better than Designated Hero, go ahead and tell me. (I only know so many tropes and honestly I think I was a bit confused on what Designated Hero meant. ) ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 04:25:00 pm
((I would like to point out that my character did kind of... End up dying a while back. Ghost.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 04:39:27 pm
((I would like to point out that my character did kind of... End up dying a while back. Ghost.))((Yeah, I recall. Oh hey, you actually are a pretty real hero in-game. You saved an entire race of alien ghosts. ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 10, 2014, 04:44:19 pm
Make Wallace not shy, revert situation.
Kill Prophet for messing with my god things.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 05:08:02 pm
Giegue: Scare that one kid who keeps looking at you funny.
Maria: Politely ask if anyone of the bus has a map.
Post by: ckisocoa on May 10, 2014, 09:07:26 pm
Put up holy blue magic barrier.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 10, 2014, 09:08:08 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 09:21:01 pm
((Uh... What?))[6] You tickle them all with psychokinesis, they soon become powerless to fight back.
Tickle all of the shadow beasts.
Search for the cracker with my plans for the cheestomic bomb.
((Wait, does that mean we get all the people on the ship, too?))
[7] The plans. Here they are.
((It is basically something I wouldn't wanna ride in.))[8] It breaks and becomes rather embarrassing.
Turn the smurfington monument into a monument to me.
Make a sane spaceship.
[5] The ship's insanity resists your efforts.
USE SCYTHERS TO SLAUTER A LOT OF PEOPLE IN CHEESISTAN[8] You succeed. However, you are then arrested and put to death for mass-murder. And this time a relic blade is being used so that even if you come back, your head will never attach to your body again.
Save Wallace from groupies.[4]You come back and try to pick the groupies off of him. This could take a while...
Then try to convert him.
[7]You converted him into a trap. It wasn't difficult as he already pretty much was a boy-band pretty boy.
((Shit.))[0] Only two commands per turn?
Build trapisti temple.
Research Immortality.
Fine. Why can't I be a douchebag god?[1] Too bad. The black comedy rape continues. Game master is starting to grow more pissed and is strongly considering breaking out the smite stick on your ass for letting this happen.
Make Wallace not shy, revert situation.
Kill Prophet for messing with my god things.
[1] Ha! Nope. Prophet is Kevak's cultist, which means according to the Deities in Roll to Dodges Act of '07 you must file a formal request to do anything to him.
CaptainMcClellan: go back to work.[7] Catch the bus Maria and Giegue are on. We're all headed the same place.
Giegue: Scare that one kid who keeps looking at you funny.
Maria: Politely ask if anyone of the bus has a map.
[6] You bare your fangs at the kid and snarl. He starts to cry. You lap up the schadenfreude.
[4] Someone hands you an iPhone with a map app. You don't have any idea what it is or what you're supposed to do with it.
Wake up from being in a vegitative state.[7]Welcome back to the land of the living!
Put up holy blue magic barrier.Sorry for not being around, I have no idea what's going on and stuff, so yeah.
[3]You'll have to recover from being asleep for a while first.
(( Oh nothing... nothing at all... XD We just beat our first boss. I was trying to stall until you got back, but uh... no dice. Anyway, Giegue is on a bus on his way to apply for citizenship and we must destroy Kevak at all costs. Also, your character's middle name is Gallilei.))
Tune: Welcome Ckis back with a cup of tea[6] You offer him a cup of tea, which he graciously accepts.
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 09:23:53 pm
Convince the shadow beasts to agree to a deal in which I won't destroy them if they promise to stop distracting me.
Post by: ~Neri on May 10, 2014, 09:29:27 pm
Build space elevators randomly.
Build several space stations with confusing internal designs and geometrics.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 10, 2014, 09:52:44 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 10:03:58 pm
Tune: Help Ckis in creating the barrier
(( Wouldn't that counteract? ))
Post by: poketwo on May 10, 2014, 10:20:56 pm
Revel new info that cheesistan used to belong to america
Post by: KagetoKage on May 10, 2014, 10:26:47 pm
Retrieves a newspaper for all my news needs
[I don't know what's going on either]
Post by: Prophet on May 10, 2014, 10:30:10 pm
Research immortality.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 10:47:08 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Get off at your stop.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 11:16:06 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 10, 2014, 11:21:42 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 10, 2014, 11:42:49 pm
(( We need a Wiki. Anyone willing to volunteer to make one? Or at least start it? ))((What would even go on it? And the same reasons as Prophet for me, but add "and busy" after lazy.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 10, 2014, 11:44:47 pm
((Yes we need one I don't know why but we need one.)) ((I'm not volunteering because well one I don't know how to start one and two I'm to lazy.))
(( We need one because of the convoluted story. Anyone else wanna step up to the plate? ))
Post by: KagetoKage on May 11, 2014, 12:23:21 am
[Well, you see, I would make one, but I wouldn't know what to put on it.]
Post by: ckisocoa on May 11, 2014, 12:23:35 am
Regain Mana
Teach Tune the ways of the Blue Magic
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 12:26:19 am
Post by: ckisocoa on May 11, 2014, 12:28:30 am
Post by: KagetoKage on May 11, 2014, 12:29:38 am
((I'll make the actual wiki page Monday, most likely, if I feel up to it. Hopefully by then I'll have my meds and such. Talk to me on Skype or something, Cap.))
[Can I have some of those meds, please?]
Post by: ckisocoa on May 11, 2014, 12:32:40 am
((Unless you want to be tired all the time and fall asleep when you really don't want to, sure. Wanna pay the 3,600 for them? Pretty pleaseee ;u;))((I'll make the actual wiki page Monday, most likely, if I feel up to it. Hopefully by then I'll have my meds and such. Talk to me on Skype or something, Cap.))[Can I have some of those meds, please?]
Post by: KagetoKage on May 11, 2014, 12:34:33 am
((Unless you want to be tired all the time and fall asleep when you really don't want to, sure. Wanna pay the 3,600 for them? Pretty pleaseee ;u;))((I'll make the actual wiki page Monday, most likely, if I feel up to it. Hopefully by then I'll have my meds and such. Talk to me on Skype or something, Cap.))[Can I have some of those meds, please?]
[I really wouldn't mind that at all. I don't have $3,600 though. ;=;]
Post by: ckisocoa on May 11, 2014, 12:36:58 am
((In all honesty, it's like, 36 dollars a pill and I take 1 my mouth every day for 90 days, then my dosage goes down and, as you can guess, the price as well. 3,240 is the actual price, I'm paying like 40, or so I believe? I'll find out tomorrow.))((Unless you want to be tired all the time and fall asleep when you really don't want to, sure. Wanna pay the 3,600 for them? Pretty pleaseee ;u;))((I'll make the actual wiki page Monday, most likely, if I feel up to it. Hopefully by then I'll have my meds and such. Talk to me on Skype or something, Cap.))[Can I have some of those meds, please?][I really wouldn't mind that at all. I don't have $3,600 though. ;=;]
Post by: KagetoKage on May 11, 2014, 12:38:29 am
((In all honesty, it's like, 36 dollars a pill and I take 1 my mouth every day for 90 days, then my dosage goes down and, as you can guess, the price as well. 3,240 is the actual price, I'm paying like 40, or so I believe? I'll find out tomorrow.))
[I want some sort of something to ease my mind, or calm my mind, or something.]
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 12:42:56 am
((I'll make the actual wiki page Monday, most likely, if I feel up to it. Hopefully by then I'll have my meds and such. Talk to me on Skype or something, Cap.))
(( I'm tryin'! I'm building a computer as we speak! ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 01:35:53 am
Throw the 'rapey' groupies at Prophet.
((That escalated quickly. What's with the massive amount of sociopathic haremettes? Honestly, there was just supposed to be stupid chickfights and Wallace being an iron buttmonkey, none of this darker shit.
-e waitwaitwaitwait where does the GM get off not even caring that I screwed up the lives of billions of people but when one guy gets raped, i'm in the shit))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 01:55:06 am
Teleport Wallace to the safety of the Martian colony. Give him a pair of nice (as in not drugged-up rapists) female bodyguards/clingy jealous girls.[3] They grab him by the legs. The tug-of-war begins.
Throw the 'rapey' groupies at Prophet.
((That escalated quickly. What's with the massive amount of sociopathic haremettes? Honestly, there was just supposed to be stupid chickfights and Wallace being an iron buttmonkey, none of this darker shit.
-e waitwaitwaitwait where does the GM get off not even caring that I screwed up the lives of billions of people but when one guy gets raped, i'm in the shit))
[1] Prophet doesn't have that "cursed by a potato god" appeal.
(( * shrug * Bad rolls? Insane horny college girls on mind altering drugs? ( Accidental ) Curse of the potato god? Be more careful and specific... Mm. I dunno, try playing them off of one another or have Leather-pants douche rescue Wallace.
Actually, I'm about to pull the smite stick out on you all. And technically, due to modern political correctness, transgender is not a damnable offense. ( Though, doing it without consent... is. I hope. ) Believe me though, I'm taking down a list and by the end of the arc all the gender-bending better be fixed or you're all in the shit. Especially Kevak. However, Lyeos and others ( including myself ) are trying to fix it. You keep trying to rescue Wallace. If I see that you don't got this, I'll bail you out.))
((I would, but I don't believe I'd be able to keep up with everything))[2] You fail to draw mana, your Island and Plains remain tapped.
Regain Mana
Teach Tune the ways of the Blue Magic
[2] BLACK MAGE
Maria: Chastise Giegue[5]He apologizes insincerely to the child and his mother. You smile and pat him on the shoulder. You offer him a cookie from your purse, he refuses.
CaptainMcClellan: Get off at your stop.
[6] The bus stops in front of your building. The three of you get off of the bus.
Build trapisti temple.[5] Trapisti Temple construction begins.
Research immortality.
[1] You fail at researching immortality.
[5] You acquire a news paper, it is not particularly accurate nor does it tell you what you need to know.Retrieves a newspaper for all my news needs[I don't know what's going on either]
I knew this would happen. So I decided to get my revenge on cheesistan.[4] You reveal it! Noone is shocked. It's common knowledge for anyone who read the OP list.
Revel new info that cheesistan used to belong to america
Tune: Help Ckis in creating the barrier[6] You channel your mana to Ckis.
SPAAACE![3] Many space elevators are started and never completed.
Build space elevators randomly.
Build several space stations with confusing internal designs and geometrics.
[1] Nah. Better not.
Start converting people that have been either gender-swapped or trapified back to their original forms using the power from the shadow beasts.[1] It is not enough. ( Try researching on the subject. )
Convince the shadow beasts to agree to a deal in which I won't destroy them if they promise to stop distracting me.
[6] They agree and settle down. They send you their representative. He is there to discuss the terms of the agreement. He has amethyst-coloured eyes. An argument breaks out in the crowd and after the mob settles again a second, female representative shows up as well. Start deliberating.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 11, 2014, 02:15:33 am
Tune: if first action fails then actually contribute so as not to be hit by smite stick
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 02:16:30 am
Get females off Wallace.
Post by: ~Neri on May 11, 2014, 02:17:06 am
Build Space Stations.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 02:23:25 am
Maria: Lead Giegue by the hand to the immigrations office.
Giegue: Try not to hit your head on all the low door-ways.
Amethyst: * to Lyeos * We're here to discuss your proposition.
Hazel: * nods *
Post by: BFEL on May 11, 2014, 02:29:23 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 02:35:33 am
Remove potato curse on Wallace. Teleport him to the Potato Palace with his two bodyguards, and get them to sit down for a 'talk'.
Start converting traps who don't want to be traps back into their chosen, erm, 'format'.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 02:41:35 am
((Fine, it's cleanup time. I'm leaving the population ratio the same though.))
(( That's fine, I guess. I'll fix it later maybe. Honestly, noone seems to be too broken up about this turn of events. At least anyways, they haven't marched on Cheesistan yet... which will probably happen any time now... :/ I wouldn't trade my masculinity for anythin', so I quite imagine there's a few hundred million former males who are already planning to butcher us all alive. Ugh, there's a battle I don't look forward to happening. ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 02:42:44 am
((Fine, it's cleanup time. I'm leaving the population ratio the same though.))
(( That's fine, I guess. I'll fix it later maybe. Honestly, noone seems to be too broken up about this turn of events. At least anyways, they haven't marched on Cheesistan yet... which will probably happen any time now... :/ I wouldn't trade my masculinity for anythin', so I quite imagine there's a few hundred million former males who are already planning to butcher us all alive. Ugh, there's a battle I don't look forward to happening. ))
((I mind wiped everyone's memory of the gender-swappage. I'm in the clean.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 02:49:40 am
(( Oh yeah, so you did. That's why Wallace's rape was more reprehensible than the mass gender-swapping, because you gave the gender-swapped new identities. However, those probably won't hold forever. Ergo, we still ought fix it. And by we I mean whoever the hell cares enough to use a turn fixing it times whoever the dice allow to do so. ))((Fine, it's cleanup time. I'm leaving the population ratio the same though.))
(( That's fine, I guess. I'll fix it later maybe. Honestly, noone seems to be too broken up about this turn of events. At least anyways, they haven't marched on Cheesistan yet... which will probably happen any time now... :/ I wouldn't trade my masculinity for anythin', so I quite imagine there's a few hundred million former males who are already planning to butcher us all alive. Ugh, there's a battle I don't look forward to happening. ))
((I mind wiped everyone's memory of the gender-swappage. I'm in the clean.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 02:59:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 03:06:39 am
((Put it last on the schedule.))
(( It'll (probably) get finished by the end of this "season". Pretty much all that remains is for Giegue to get citizenship and for the second boss to start being alluded to. Then, of course, dramatic cliff-hanger, and we'll start the second season. Of course, that's not to say we can't add padding. Also, that might be part of the cliff-hanger is whether or not humanity is returned to "normal". We'll see what the dice say. We probably have 2+ weeks of gameplay before the second season. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 03:13:56 am
Use complex trap ritual to turn everyone back to their normal gender.
((Trap is not a gender so that's not affected.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 03:19:41 am
((Trap is not a gender so that's not affected.))(( Yes... Why are you so trap-happy in the first place? ))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 03:21:14 am
((Any way the guys I convert are willing so i have no problem with you guys I just like chaos.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 03:28:44 am
((I don't know I just do.))(( So basically you're just doing it to piss me off? ))
((Any way the guys I convert are willing so i have no problem with you guys I just like chaos.))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 03:31:09 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 03:35:42 am
((Hell no why would I want to piss you off.))(( Good question, but that was how I interpreted your last statement. Sorry for misunderstanding. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 03:41:10 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 11, 2014, 06:30:59 am
Research? Pfffft. Obviously the way to solve this is with divine aid! Become a White Mage!
Post by: poketwo on May 11, 2014, 10:18:08 am
EVOLVE INTO SCIZOR
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 05:44:08 pm
Tune: Do some stuff to avoid being hit by the smite stick, basically just sit in the Citadel[2] Sitting around the Citadel's not gonna help anything.
Tune: if first action fails then actually contribute so as not to be hit by smite stick
[8] You contribute. You drive yourself to exhaustion doing public services and censuses and other things.
Continue building the temple.[8] You build the temple, just as you put your last brick in place an Earthquake knocks the whole thing down.
Get females off Wallace.
- Cancelled action.
CaptainMcClellan: Go to your office[8]The door is locked. You forgot your key.
Maria: Lead Giegue by the hand to the immigrations office.
Giegue: Try not to hit your head on all the low door-ways.
Amethyst: * to Lyeos * We're here to discuss your proposition.
Hazel: * nods *
[1]He's being stubborn, uncooperative, and childish.
[1]You hit your head, EVERY SINGLE TIME. It's a large part of why you're being stubborn, uncooperative, and childish.
ASSASSINATE TOILET OF DOOM WITH SUPER JANITORIAL POWERS[5] The epic battle against the toilet of doom ensues.
((Fine, it's cleanup time. I'm leaving the population ratio the same though.))[8]You rescue Wallace. He decides he never wants to leave. Your talk begins.
Remove potato curse on Wallace. Teleport him to the Potato Palace with his two bodyguards, and get them to sit down for a 'talk'.
Start converting traps who don't want to be traps back into their chosen, erm, 'format'.
[3]You only get a few.
((For fu... never mind just do this instead of save Wallace.))[5] Mmmm... And since when has trap rituals worked? Actually though, it's surprisingly helpful.
Use complex trap ritual to turn everyone back to their normal gender.
((Trap is not a gender so that's not affected.))
Absorb the amethyst eyed one![2]He gets quite offended and dodges this. "What the hell!?"
Research? Pfffft. Obviously the way to solve this is with divine aid! Become a White Mage!
[3]An angelic choir sounds and down from the heavens descends... bird crap from above!
That's it, the big guns are going out now[3]The GM pressed B during the evolution.
EVOLVE INTO SCIZOR
EDIT:
Finish all the Space Elevators.[6] Nearly.
Build Space Stations.
[3] When you have the Space Elevators done, you can do so.
(( Try bolding next time. I didn't see the commands. >.< ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 11, 2014, 05:49:23 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 05:55:30 pm
Research ways to become immortal.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 06:04:16 pm
((You appear to have forgotten my actions.))(( Check again. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 11, 2014, 06:13:33 pm
Complete those space elevators.
Construct a Skyhook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhook_(structure)) system in orbit around the planet.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 06:18:42 pm
Begin talk with Wallace and friends.
"Hello Wallace, I'm your benefactor. Also a god. Do you really want to stay here forever? I could warp you somewhere more peaceful, plus you can take your two bodyguards there."
Post by: WillowLuman on May 11, 2014, 06:29:06 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 11, 2014, 06:30:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 11, 2014, 06:33:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 08:12:45 pm
http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Cheesistan_Wiki#Describe_your_topic
(( It'll look prettier later, I just want to get some actual content on it first. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 08:15:09 pm
Post by: Playergamer on May 11, 2014, 08:27:20 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 08:33:26 pm
I'm back! Possess Devilwalk, and go back in time to lose Dreamhack to NiP.
(( Yay! Welcome back! ))
((Yay this is awesome! :P ))
(( Mmhmm. Now add a page for your chara or something. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 11, 2014, 09:39:20 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 11, 2014, 11:24:07 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 11:31:14 pm
(In my absence, seeing as I'm a fiery spirit of vengeance now, how about a roll to visit ROCKIN JUSTICE on those who commit serious wrongs until I return?)
(( Sure. Also, please contribute to the Wiki. It only has 14 pages, and only one of them's any good. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 11:35:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 11:45:05 pm
((I'm looking at the wiki it is awesome. 8) ))(( Thanks. Now just add a page for your own character! Also! This is my favourite page so far: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Giegue ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 11, 2014, 11:46:05 pm
Perhaps some kind soul will help fill out that page.)
EDIT: I do not know how to wiki. The bare content is there but in the "Wiki content" page. Sorry.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 11, 2014, 11:51:59 pm
(Done. Can't promise quantity OR quality, though, since I've got lots of other stuff to do :(
Perhaps some kind soul will help fill out that page.)
EDIT: I do not know how to wiki. The bare content is there but in the "Wiki content" page. Sorry.
(( Yeah, that's alright. I'll get the page going with what you've given me so far. Then you can just edit in additional content at your leisure. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 11, 2014, 11:58:44 pm
((I'm looking at the wiki it is awesome. 8) ))(( Thanks. Now just add a page for your own character! Also! This is my favourite page so far: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Giegue ))
((I would but well I don't know how to start a page. I'll see if I can figure out how.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 12:14:04 am
((I'm looking at the wiki it is awesome. 8) ))(( Thanks. Now just add a page for your own character! Also! This is my favourite page so far: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Giegue ))
((I would but well I don't know how to start a page. I'll see if I can figure out how.))
(( In the top right corner you should see a button that says Contribute, click it and select "Add Page" from the drop-down menu. ))
Spoiler: Like this (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 12:17:56 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 12:21:51 am
((Thanks. Now I just need to know if trapistan is still a nation or did it get destroyed when I wasn't looking?))
(( Noone has acknowledged its sovereignty, but noone has yet challenged it. You have absolutely no territory though, be sure to note that. Why? Because a country technically needs territory to exist. So... in some future turn you need to claim some. Just know that you're probably gonna get invaded a lot. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 12:23:58 am
((I'm posting the wiki page I'm tired so its probable really shity so feel free to edit it till you think it looks right. if you want I can handle the Trapism page and if i try to make it a nation I'll make the trapistan page if your ok with that.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 12, 2014, 07:30:00 am
Ask them to help fix all the weird gender problems that others have caused.
((PK Beam was mentioned being given to someone earlier. Should it be added to the PSI page?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 10:09:29 am
Rebuild temple.[6] The Trapisti begin laying bricks.
Research ways to become immortal.
[7] You discover practical immortality and attain it. You know cannot die of old age, congratulations!
((Thought I had bolded them, guess I didn't. Whoops.))[2] Those space elevators. They're not complete. You put it off to work on the Skyhooks
Complete those space elevators.
Construct a Skyhook (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skyhook_(structure)) system in orbit around the planet.
[6] You create a system of Skyhooks for space transport.
Get the rest.[6] Roll d100 to see total percentage of traps converted. 4% ( Wow. )
Begin talk with Wallace and friends.
"Hello Wallace, I'm your benefactor. Also a god. Do you really want to stay here forever? I could warp you somewhere more peaceful, plus you can take your two bodyguards there."
(http://s7.postimg.org/6arky30ob/Iswear_Imnotmakingitup.jpg)
[1] Wallace is an atheist, under delusion that he's, in fact, hallucinating. He tells you as such and goes on to say that any time now he's gonna snap out of it.
I'm back! Possess Devilwalk, and go back in time to lose Dreamhack to NiP.[0]'Fraid not. Y'see we're under voting about time-travel and as Tune pointed out it'd not be much fair if I let you time travel when the New Time Lord Empire isn't even allowed to time-travel yet. And based on the current status of the poll, I wouldn't hold my breath for it to happen. ( Would've told you sooner, but to be honest I kinda forgot about it and figured you wouldn't be awake at 5 AM anyway. )
Tune: Recover from exhaustion in the citadel so I can have a bit of solitude[6]You take a long rest and repose in silence and solitude to regain your fortitude.
Set all of the shadow beasts free.[3] They don't have bodies, where are they supposed to go?
Ask them to help fix all the weird gender problems that others have caused.
((PK Beam was mentioned being given to someone earlier. Should it be added to the PSI page?))
[5] They grant you reality-bending PSI which will be quite helpful in fixing the gender-swapping.
(( Ahhh... yes. You're right. ))
Quote from: Sleep-deprived
Giegue:Sit down on a bench and refuse to go any further until they fix the doorways so that you can walk through them without bruising your head any further.[6] You stubbornly refuse to budge.
Maria: Convince Giegue that it's not worth the trouble and there's no way they can rebuild the entire building in a day.
CaptainMcClellan: Locate spare key
Amethyst-eyes: Explain situation to Lyeos.
[5] You try to jerk him along by the arm but he remains on the bench, refusing to move. You explain that there's no way they can fix the building in one day, he nods and says, "It's the principle of the thing." You sigh and sit down beside him.
[6]Yes. Right where you left it... Now to unlock that door.
[5] You explain to Lyeos that all of the Shadow-beasts don't, in fact, have bodies. You tell him that at some point they were supposed to be provided with new bodies but it never happened. You explain that you've been waiting for a long time. As have, all of the Shadow-beasts. You go on to say that you need a mind/brain within which to reside and you can't really do much or exist for very long without one.
DESTROY THE B BUTTON[8] B Button destroyed! No more running for anyone!
Post by: Lyeos on May 12, 2014, 10:13:10 am
Begin fixing the gender and trap issues.
Post by: Playergamer on May 12, 2014, 10:14:17 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 12, 2014, 12:41:22 pm
Finish the unfinished space elevators.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 12, 2014, 01:35:35 pm
Tune: check on progress of cleaning to see if anyone will get hit with smite stick.
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 12, 2014, 01:38:24 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 02:27:12 pm
Claim the temple grounds and the land around it for Trapistan.
Post by: ckisocoa on May 12, 2014, 02:29:45 pm
Attempt to make Blue Magica Barrier.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 02:37:18 pm
Praise the sun in an attempt to please it and make holy water.
... I'm gonna have so much fun with this one. It doesn't matter what the result is, all desirability is a foregone conclusion. ( Well, depending on your point of view and how much you want to see this fail. Haha. )
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 02:39:14 pm
More trap conversion!
Continue conversation.
"Alright then Wallace, I'm actually an alien with an obscene collection of technology so powerful that I am basically a god. ((same difference lol)) Now, since you're being unresponsive, I'll just teleport you to some random backcountry, and you can live there with your bodyguards, unless you say otherwise."
Post by: poketwo on May 12, 2014, 02:48:45 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 03:01:55 pm
Start my own cult, for reasons.[5] You begin a cult! [beat] [deadpan] Yay.
Begin fixing the gender and trap issues.
[4] You start to correct the gender and trap issues. Roll d100 to view progress, minus half: [20/2]
Good job! 10% de-trapped and regendered.
Fine. Do something useful.[5]You start setting up a server system for the Cheesistani gov't.
Make completely unrelated space elevators.[6]Soon you will make so many space elevators the whole country is covered in them.
Finish the unfinished space elevators.
[3]You get side-tracked by making new space elevators.
Tune: get to next level of P.K Thunder[8] PK THUNDER! * the Citadel is struck with lightning and you lose power *
Tune: check on progress of cleaning to see if anyone will get hit with smite stick.
[8] EVERYONE GETS HIT WITH THE SMITE STICK! Nah, just kidding.
summon a powerful bronze dragon like one bellow to be my pet and to fight for me when needed and that i can ride[5]It's about the size of a horse, but hey, that could actually work in your favour.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Found Trapistan as theocracy with me as its leader.[4] Mmm.
Claim the temple grounds and the land around it for Trapistan.
[3] But that's Cheesistani territory. Claiming it could be considered an act of war.
Praise the sun in an attempt to please it and make holy water.[AUTO] Tell me what's holy about a giant flaming ball of gas?
Attempt to make Blue Magica Barrier.
[8] You raise a Blue Magica Barrier that cannot be crossed by anyone with evil intent or dark attributes.
More trap conversion![7] Roll d100 for progress, *2 for bonus. [100*2] YOU FIX 200% of the people! WELL DONE.
Continue conversation.
"Alright then Wallace, I'm actually an alien with an obscene collection of technology so powerful that I am basically a god. ((same difference lol)) Now, since you're being unresponsive, I'll just teleport you to some random backcountry, and you can live there with your bodyguards, unless you say otherwise."
[6] He says that's perfectly agreeable. He decides to live in your palace.
EVOLVE TO SCIZOR[7] * pokemon evolution music plays *
Quote from: the nauseated
CaptainMcClellan: Unlock door.[6]You unlock the door!
Maria: See if Giegue is through sulking.
[3]No, he's a really sulk-heavy sorta guy.
Post by: ~Neri on May 12, 2014, 03:06:16 pm
Make spaceships, lots of them.
Post by: Lyeos on May 12, 2014, 03:06:57 pm
Begin asking people to join my cult, explaining that if they do so, a single member of a race of shadow beings will end up taking over each of their bodies, because I said so.
"The Church of Ghost Overlord Lyeos is now open!"
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 03:08:32 pm
Convert more people to my cult.
Post by: ckisocoa on May 12, 2014, 03:57:29 pm
Have a round of drinks with Prophet.
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 04:03:18 pm
Offer my friendship to Ckisocoa.
((Ignore the action I made earlier do this.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 12, 2014, 04:09:00 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 04:11:47 pm
((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))
(or it could mean that the population suddenly doubled just so more people could be fixed).
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 04:16:53 pm
((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))(( No that's not how percentages work! ))
(( I like your idea. The Jarl of Stringcheese's body is revived by the Potatolaird as a result. ))((Just realized, wouldn't 200% fixed mean they got fixed and then turned back again?))
(or it could mean that the population suddenly doubled just so more people could be fixed).
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 04:32:19 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 12, 2014, 04:41:00 pm
(Nah, I wish to remain all spirity for now. Can't think of anything to do at the moment and I really ought to be doing things outside this thread ATM.)(( Alright. ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 12, 2014, 04:44:21 pm
Engage in shenanigans trying to hook the bodyguards up with Wallace separately, without telling either I'm helping both of them.
*maniacal giggling*
Post by: poketwo on May 12, 2014, 04:46:15 pm
((also, did you know derm is on the spacebattles forums???)
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 06:05:34 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 12, 2014, 06:12:01 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 12, 2014, 06:45:07 pm
((I fixed some spelling and grammatical errors on it.))
((Thank you HugoLuman.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 12, 2014, 07:43:26 pm
Tune: If could not figure anything out ask Ckis for help getting through
Post by: Playergamer on May 12, 2014, 08:03:21 pm
Post by: 2k14_cougar on May 12, 2014, 08:50:50 pm
shot my long bow as far as it will go and measure it
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:46:01 am
Maria: "Giegue... We really need to go see about applying for citizenship."
Maria: Roll to see if he's done sulking yet.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 08:36:04 am
Make space stations, lots of them.[3]No, learn sequence of events.
Make spaceships, lots of them.
[8]You build them too quickly, 1/3 blow up killing their passengers, you are dragged in to be investigated for gross criminal negligence and manslaughter.
Hug both the amethyst eyed one and the hazel eyed one.[8]Much hugs are given. Too bad the entire damn species has a "No touching rule". Tremendous headaches ensue for you.
Begin asking people to join my cult, explaining that if they do so, a single member of a race of shadow beings will end up taking over each of their bodies, because I said so.
"The Church of Ghost Overlord Lyeos is now open!"
[2]You get like... two converts, and the shadow beasts refuse to enter their bodies.
Continue building Trapisti temple.
Convert more people to my cult.
[2]Too busy building the temple. Besides that, Trapism is falling out of favour.
Plead to Prophet to stop any trapifying and or building of Trapisti anything.[4]Your plea falls on deaf ears, "But I must," he insists.
Have a round of drinks with Prophet.
[3]You need some money first. You should go get a job. Like the one that I have.
Refuse plead but still have drink with him.[3]He's trying to find money to pay for said drinks right now.
Offer my friendship to Ckisocoa.
((Ignore the action I made earlier do this.))
[2]Ckisocoa can't get over the trapping thing. He'll be your friend if you stop.
Continue Martian-Human peace talks. Set up Martian Embassy in the Potato Palace.
Engage in shenanigans trying to hook the bodyguards up with Wallace separately, without telling either I'm helping both of them.
*maniacal giggling*
[3] The dice damn your efforts to awkwardness and strained relations.
[8] The fall-out is as advertized with a cat-fight ensuing between them. You jiggle with potato-y mirth, but wait! He's got a gun! OH SHIT! SHIT JUST GOT REAL! Ok. So now you have one of the bodyguards bleeding to death and the other is panicking. What do you do?
FINISH EVOLVING[6] Dun-nuh-nuh-nuh! Your poketwo has evolved into Scizor!
((also, did you know derm is on the spacebattles forums???)
Tune: figure out how to be able to pass the barrier Ckis made over the other 2[8] Retcon: You use stolen relics to mask your darkness. You thieving monster!
Tune: If could not figure anything out ask Ckis for help getting through
Practice CSGO.[4] You're getting better! Not much, but better!
give potion to dragon to make it four times the size it is now[8] You said forty times right? Right? No? Oops...
shot my long bow as far as it will go and measure it
[1] Your long bow breaks.
CaptainMcClellan: File papers, stamp things, be a bureaucrat[8] [WORKLOAD INTENSIFIES!]
Maria: "Giegue... We really need to go see about applying for citizenship."
Maria: Roll to see if he's done sulking yet.
[7] He sighs and nods. You both follow the signs to the immigrations office and wait in a long line.
It's official: the dice hate us all.
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 08:39:25 am
Hug the shadow beasts anyways!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 08:42:15 am
Convince someone else to do that "Lyeos" character page on that thing called the "Cheesistan Wiki".
[4] I'll start it, but you have to add the content and stuff. You may add a new action since I already rolled for this meta-action.
EDIT: Here ya go: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Lyeos
Have fun adding content, I made it nice and organized for you so it should be easy.
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 08:58:23 am
Convert more people to my cult.
Post by: Playergamer on May 13, 2014, 08:59:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 09:03:38 am
Maria: Wait patiently in line.
Giegue: Screw that! telekinetically move all the people out of your way.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 11:07:55 am
Post by: ckisocoa on May 13, 2014, 12:45:33 pm
Earn lots o' money.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 12:59:16 pm
Get a job in the medical industry
Earn lots o' money.
* claps * If this succeeds, I'm booking a private appointment to get that damage from crashing the flying motorbike into the camp reversed. Cos it's not outside the realm of plausibility that I'm literally using my blood to stamp the forms right now.
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 01:01:34 pm
* claps * If this succeeds, I'm booking a private appointment to get that damage from crashing the flying motorbike into the camp reversed. Cos it's not outside the realm of plausibility that I'm literally using my blood to stamp the forms right now.
((Roll = 1. No, seriously, I just rolled it.)) No. You're already dead. :)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:02:41 pm
* claps * If this succeeds, I'm booking a private appointment to get that damage from crashing the flying motorbike into the camp reversed. Cos it's not outside the realm of plausibility that I'm literally using my blood to stamp the forms right now.
((Roll = 1. No, seriously, I just rolled it.)) No. You're already dead. :)
NO! NOW I NEVER GET SICK LEAVE!!!!!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:21:24 pm
(http://s27.postimg.org/zetakhktv/Finalresultsofpoll.png)
Sorry Tune. No time-travel. Also thank you guys for caring about the continuity. New poll incoming.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 01:24:50 pm
FINAL RESULTS OF THE OLD POLL:
(http://s27.postimg.org/zetakhktv/Finalresultsofpoll.png)
Sorry Tune. No time-travel. Also thank you guys for caring about the continuity. New poll incoming.
((*extremely annoyed sigh* Just what I needed to brighten my day, EOC and I can't time travel))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:26:07 pm
(( Sorry. If ever I feel a strong need to end this thread I might pitch in an executive veto, but I plan on milking this for quite some time. New poll, btw. ))FINAL RESULTS OF THE OLD POLL:
(http://s27.postimg.org/zetakhktv/Finalresultsofpoll.png)
Sorry Tune. No time-travel. Also thank you guys for caring about the continuity. New poll incoming.
((*extremely annoyed sigh* Just what I needed to brighten my day, EOC and I can't time travel))
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:26:40 pm
Prevent Lyeos from damaging the elevators.
Turn all ghost catching gear into bread..
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:27:57 pm
((I said make spaceships, not load them. Also it is a tad hard to arrest something made of energy.))((Semantics. Also, Poltergust 3000 go! ))
Prevent Lyeos from damaging the elevators.
Make a massive pile of bread somewhere.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 01:29:03 pm
[/quote]
((I know I voted))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:29:55 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:31:48 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 01:32:53 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on May 13, 2014, 01:33:28 pm
(( Hey Tune, or Ckis... one of you log onto my school account and upload the whole thing to dropbox or mediafire or something so that I don't lose all my stuff when they wipe the account at the end of the year. I'll PM my creds after you accept. ))I would totally do that, but I don't know when I'd be able to
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:34:18 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:38:16 pm
((I am disappoint. There isn't a HELL FUCKING YES option.))(( You would say that, wouldn't you trap-boy? * snorts derisively. * ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:40:52 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:42:07 pm
((*licks your nose* Yesh, I would.))(( >.< DON'T TOUCH ME! NOT EVEN VIRTUALLY! -4 TO YOUR NEXT ROLL!!! ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:44:18 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:46:44 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:48:03 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 01:51:15 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 01:52:02 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:52:45 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:53:58 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 01:54:38 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:55:29 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 01:55:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 01:56:22 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 01:57:37 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 01:58:28 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 01:58:31 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:00:05 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 02:03:06 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 02:04:05 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 02:05:00 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:07:08 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 02:07:50 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 02:08:55 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 02:11:24 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:11:41 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 02:13:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:15:47 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 02:18:36 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 02:19:15 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 02:19:21 pm
((Woof!))((See?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:21:57 pm
((I'll stop now. I don't want to end up with five pages of pointless OOC.))((Woof!))((See?))
(( Seriously, I don't even remember who's already submitted a command. >.< "Dortios for everyone at the table!" ))
EDIT: (( Smurf, we're waiting for your command. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 02:30:00 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 02:39:52 pm
the fuck it was an 8, shouldn't be that fucked up for an 8 ))
Regenerate the girl, turn his gun into a potato and threaten to butcher him if he goes killing people.
Repair Martian-Human relations
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 02:45:16 pm
((I don't know anything about homestuck but I voted yes because !!FUN!!.))
((... *Lyeos enters Rage Mode* Diiiiiiiieeeee!!))
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 02:47:24 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 02:48:11 pm
((didn't see it :O
the fuck it was an 8, shouldn't be that fucked up for an 8 ))
Regenerate the girl, turn his gun into a potato and threaten to butcher him if he goes killing people.
Repair Martian-Human relations
(( Mm. He wasn't trying to kill the other guard. May even have been an accidental misfire during some idiotic gun-threat ploy. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 03:03:49 pm
Continue construction of the temple.[4]Construction continues.
Convert more people to my cult.
[4]Conversion continues.
Win all the tournaments, for every video game, ever.[5] There are still a few gamers left who are better than you. You're about #19 on the top 20, maybe #18
CaptainMcClellan: Work faster, work harder, get all the paperwork.[4]* heavy sigh * More paperwork. Why always with the paperwork?
Maria: Wait patiently in line.
Giegue: Screw that! telekinetically move all the people out of your way.
[2]You notice Giegue getting impatient, not that you can blame him. Waiting in lines is one of the most tedious of all experiences.
[2]Maria gives you a stern warning glare.
Tune: Make the dragon go further away from the glass dome around Arcadia the creature is to big.[5] You trick the dragon into going away from Arcadia, but it hits the shield surrounding the camp and can proceed no further.
Get a job in the medical industry[2]Apparently, you have to have a degree to do that.
Earn lots o' money.
[2]If you go to college to get the degree you'll be out a lot of money. If you don't go into the medical field, you won't earn the big salaries.
((I said make spaceships, not load them. Also it is a tad hard to arrest something made of energy.))[1]No. You may have made things worse. Many space elevators fall to Lyeos's attack.
Prevent Lyeos from damaging the elevators.
Turn all ghost catching gear into bread..
[6]This, however, is far more successful. You escape with your ghastliness.
((didn't see it :O[8] The girl is fine. In fact, now she has super-powers. However, when super powers, girls, and averted manslaughter converge you get revenge plots. She starts blasting him with her potato-ray. What do you do?
the fuck it was an 8, shouldn't be that fucked up for an 8 ))
Regenerate the girl, turn his gun into a potato and threaten to butcher him if he goes killing people.
Repair Martian-Human relations
[4]You convince them that it was all a misunderstanding, but they still don't approve of your presence on their planet.
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 03:05:52 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 03:06:49 pm
((Did I forget to edit my action? ???))
(( No, I forgot where it was. Repost please, and I'll roll for it and it'll still count as a part of that turn. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 03:07:20 pm
Break Kevak's space elevators with my eye lasers.
Hug the shadow beasts anyways!
((Here.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 03:08:06 pm
Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 03:09:01 pm
[5] I'M'A FIRIN' MA LAZAR!Break Kevak's space elevators with my eye lasers.
Hug the shadow beasts anyways!
((Here.))
[2] They squirm uncomfortably and get free of your hug, feeling all nasty that they accidentally touched each other, and moreso that they touched you.
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 03:09:47 pm
Become a dark mage.
((Pretty sure I saw someone become or attempt to become a light mage earlier.))
((Bay12's purity hahahahahaha. What purity?))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 03:54:52 pm
Walter: Shrink the dragon back to it's original horse size
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 04:13:05 pm
Pray to become a Mystic Knight that can enchant my weapons (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Spellblade_(Final_Fantasy_V)).
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 04:16:20 pm
Fake sadness in order to make the shadow beasts feel guilty.
Pray to become a white mage.
Why are you all trying to become white and black mages? What about red mages? And blue mages? And green mages?
There's more than two colours you racists!
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 04:17:13 pm
((Fine! I'll change it! >:())Fake sadness in order to make the shadow beasts feel guilty.
Pray to become a white mage.
Why are you all trying to become white and black mages? What about red mages? And blue mages? And green mages?
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 04:18:54 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 04:23:03 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 13, 2014, 04:26:31 pm
((I'll take the shadow beasts/being if you don't want them Lyeos.))((I'm trying to help them.))
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 04:27:58 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 13, 2014, 04:45:25 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 04:47:29 pm
Find out if shooting was accident. If it was, steal superpowers and make them apologize. If it wasn't, let the problem resolve itself, but threaten to butcher them if anyone dies.
Ask the Martians if they want a colony on Earth to compensate.
Post by: ckisocoa on May 13, 2014, 06:26:20 pm
Import save from previous life. LV.30 Cleric.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 07:37:40 pm
Fix all the space elevators.[5]You start repairing them.
Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.
[2]You can't do that! At best, that's a localized power.
Use cloning technology to create a child me. ((So that i have a heir just In case I die.))[4]The cloning machine gets confused and makes a midget you.
Become a dark mage.
((Pretty sure I saw someone become or attempt to become a light mage earlier.))
((Bay12's purity hahahahahaha. What purity?))
- Cancelled action.
Tune: Make extra precautions to ensure that the dragon stays the hell away[6]You spray "Drag-B-Gone" 95% effective on repelling dragons and cross-dressers.
Walter: Shrink the dragon back to it's original horse size
[1]The tip of your giant swords sparks and goes "ppft" "Sorry kid."
Fake sadness in order to make the shadow beasts feel guilty.[3]They don't care. To them sadness is similar enough to shame that it's the appropriate emotion for you to be feeling right now.
Pray to become a Mystic Knight that can enchant my weapons (http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Spellblade_(Final_Fantasy_V)).
[4]You unlock the Mystic Knight class. You must still equip it.
Become shadow mage. ((Happy?)) ((Ignore the dark mage action.)) ((I'll take the shadow beasts/being if you don't want them Lyeos.))[6]Your shadow becomes a neat little cloak and hood. You are a shadow mage!
FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS, PREPARE IN-CASE THE HOMESTUCK SUPPORTERS WIN THE VOTE WITHOUT HOMESTUCK BEING GM RAGE OUTLET[6] You prep yourself for the horrible invasion from the horrible-verse. You buy a bunch of alleged "trollbane" supposed to keep all forms of troll away.
(( It's gonna be so no matter what the vote, so long as there are more people that say some variant of "yes"))
((stupid rival turned evil plot))[6]The shooting was "sort of" an accident, you "sort of" let him get blasted by a potato beam.
Find out if shooting was accident. If it was, steal superpowers and make them apologize. If it wasn't, let the problem resolve itself, but threaten to butcher them if anyone dies.
Ask the Martians if they want a colony on Earth to compensate.
[1]The Martians don't want a colony on Earth. They may not even be able to survive due to the different gravity and such.
W-What is this?[3]"It is what it is"
Import save from previous life. LV.30 Cleric.
[2]No save-scumming for you! You're already like a Lvl 9 Cleric with Jaguar features. That's plenty good enough.
Quote from: ME!
CaptainMcClellan: Take a break[5]I lean back in my chair and start making paper airplanes, flying them into the trash.
Maria: Wait in line.
Giegue:Wait too.
[8]You wait patiently. You get right up to the glass and they flip the sign. "Sorry ma'am, we're closed."
[3]You're not so patient and threaten to blast the guy if he doesn't help you. He flips the sign back over, "What can I help you with ma'am?"
Maria: "What papers do we need to fill out to become citizens?"
Immigrations: "What... both of you?"
Giegue: "YES BOTH OF US! PAPERS! NOW!"
Immigrations: "Yes... yes... uh, sir?"
Giegue: "Sir. Yes. Papers."
Immigrations: "Right this way... " * gestures *
Post by: ~Neri on May 13, 2014, 07:43:21 pm
Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 13, 2014, 07:46:32 pm
Let everything resolve itself. Cure Wallace of his obvious mental disorders.
Ask the Martians if the current colonists can stay. If not, we'd have to spend a lot of money moving everything.
Post by: poketwo on May 13, 2014, 07:53:00 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 08:26:21 pm
Kill midget me.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 13, 2014, 08:30:09 pm
Absorb midget me's shadow.
Kill midget me.
(( Aww... You missed the perfect opportunity to have a Mini-Me! ))
Post by: Prophet on May 13, 2014, 08:32:03 pm
Me: Connect mini-me's shadow to my body.
Mini-me: Continue to build temple.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 13, 2014, 08:52:57 pm
Walter: help Tune shrink dragon
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 07:34:24 am
Equip the Mystic Knight class.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 01:26:19 pm
Fix all the space elevators.[7] You repair all the space elevators.
Destroy all ghost catching gear on the planet by turning it into bread.
[5] You turn all the ghost-catching gear on this hemisphere into bread. (( Careful, I believe this is the third time you've used that command. Once more and the spam penalties begin. ))
No-one's dead or severely injured, right?Not yet... hopefully it'll remain that way.
Let everything resolve itself. Cure Wallace of his obvious mental disorders.
Ask the Martians if the current colonists can stay. If not, we'd have to spend a lot of money moving everything.
[5]The two guards end up fighting it out, they take it out into the hallway. Wallace will take years of psychotherapy to fix all of his mental issues, moreso since you started messing with him. He doesn't know how to cope with all these new feelings. You offer your couch, and he sits upon it and begins telling you his life story. (( Which you are responsible for making up. Make it a good one, but preferably only give the summary here. The wiki is a good place to tell it all if the mood strikes you to do so. ))
[1]No. The Martians want Mars to themselves. They say it was your fault for spending the money invading another planet in the first place, instead of spending it improving your own, like the Martians do. You ask what improvements they've made, and they scoff at you.
NOW GET THE SCYTHERS AND PREPARE FOR WAR[7] You amass your army of Scythers!
((Well OK never mind those commands ignore them.))[6]Congratulations! You now are symbiotically attached to your mini-me! ( It's a good thing. )
Me: Connect mini-me's shadow to my body.
Mini-me: Continue to build temple.
[1]You don't understand why you're building the temple in the first place, so you don't do it!
Tune: Shrink the darn dragon back to normal horse size[5]Yay! He's now about double the size of a race horse! ( Please, please leave it alone before you mess something up and make him like the size of a planet or something. The dice are being kind this turn, just take it. )
Walter: help Tune shrink dragon
[1]Your magical sword is still being uncooperative. You don't care highly as you think giant dragons are pretty awesome.
Ask how the shadow beasts reproduce if they won't touch, and why they were grabbing us in the labyrinth.[2] Amethyst-eyes: "Reproduce?" * he puzzles over the question *
Equip the Mystic Knight class.
[8] Yeah! You equip the Mystic Knight class.
Quote from: The GM
CaptainMcClellan: Take some pain meds[5]I take a double-dose of ibuprofen. It'll kick in sometime next turn.
Maria: follow the guy and start applying for citizenship.
Giegue: Same.
[6]The Immigrations guy takes a photo of you for your ID and hands you a stack of forms.
[3]The Immigrations guy explains that he's not sure what to do in your case as he's never had a space alien apply for citizenship before. He says he is going to contact his superior and then doesn't come back for over half-an-hour. You lie down in a corner, you've had an exhausting day.
Post by: ~Neri on May 14, 2014, 01:30:35 pm
Space Stations! Confusing geometrics that only a mad god could understand!
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 01:32:47 pm
Find a sword.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 01:39:58 pm
Space Stations! Confusing geometrics that only a mad god could understand)
[8] Don't you know we're all mad here? I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 02:34:40 pm
Find out what level of technology Martians have.
Achieve new levels of power.
I claim brown for Wallace!
It all started pretty recently. I lived in a back country town, and I helped my parents on their ranch. One day though, a girl from school asked me out. Felt like the greatest moment of my life. Until several other girls asked me out at once too.
Then it started getting worse. There was like a hundred of them, and they started getting more terrible, so I decided to play the oblvious card. This was a terrible, terrible idea. Then they got a bit, erm, rapey, and that's when you teleported me here and gave me those two.
Post by: poketwo on May 14, 2014, 02:40:39 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 14, 2014, 02:46:09 pm
REVERSE SQUIGGLY
((it must happen))
Post by: ckisocoa on May 14, 2014, 02:47:07 pm
REVERSE L-BLOCK!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 02:52:35 pm
Shrink the dragon to MINI-HORSE size ((I don't care GM I don't care Dice god))
REVERSE SQUIGGLY
((it must happen))
LINE BLOCK!
REVERSE L-BLOCK!
((Guys! It's not supposed to happen until the fourth boss!!! We were supposed to fight Japhet and Morgan Mays first. But whatever, if you really, really want to bring in that boss already, then let's do it! ))
Post by: Prophet on May 14, 2014, 02:54:51 pm
Mini-me: Watch Prophet.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 03:12:24 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 14, 2014, 03:14:27 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 03:17:00 pm
(( Have you guys ever watched an 80's music video and wondered "WHAT THE HECK DOES THIS VIDEO HAVE TO DO WITH THE LYRICS!? ))((Indeeeed.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 04:02:41 pm
Turn the remaining ghost busting gear into delicious roman noodles in chicken broth![6] Roman noodles go! * an ancient Italian woman pops out of nowhere and begins cooking the ghost-gear into noodles *
Space Stations! Confusing geometrics that only a mad god could understand!
[7] Madness ensues...
"How do you make baby shadow beasts?!"Amethyst-eyes: "We don't. Why do you think there are so few of us?"
Find a sword.
Hazel-eyes: "We don't have bodies anymore..."
Amethyst-eyes: "You were basically touching our souls you filthy, perverted thing!"
[4]It's stuck in a rock.
Getting real tired of your shit, Martians. Well, if you can't join em, beat em.[4]You only find out superficial details, the Martians keep all their good technology secret.
Find out what level of technology Martians have.
Achieve new levels of power.
I claim brown for Wallace!
It all started pretty recently. I lived in a back country town, and I helped my parents on their ranch. One day though, a girl from school asked me out. Felt like the greatest moment of my life. Until several other girls asked me out at once too.
Then it started getting worse. There was like a hundred of them, and they started getting more terrible, so I decided to play the oblvious card. This was a terrible, terrible idea. Then they got a bit, erm, rapey, and that's when you teleported me here and gave me those two.
[7]You absorb the life-force of sixty-billion bacteria. You gain a whole new level of potato power. You also continue to listen to Wallace's story.
NOW START FORTIFYING AGAINST THE POSSIBLE HOMESTUCK THREAT[3]Scythers and Scizors do not have the best of building skills, what with the lack of opposable thumbs and all.
Shrink the dragon to MINI-HORSE size ((I don't care GM I don't care Dice god))[5] You shrink him.
REVERSE SQUIGGLY
((it must happen))
[6] A voice calls from the depths "REVERSE SQUIGGLY", and all of a sudden a giant tetromino begins falling from the sky in the eponymous green shape of the reverse squiggly.
[5] "LINE BLOCK" And here comes a line block.
LINE BLOCK!
REVERSE L-BLOCK!
[5] "REVERSE L-BLOCK" And down it goes into the city streets, nearly crushing all the innocent by-standers.
[7]You complete your temple once more.
Me: Build temple.
Mini-me: Watch Prophet.
[3]Nah. ADD ensues.
Quote from: SAFETY DANCE
CaptainMcClellan: Look out the window, staring pensively at the city.[1] Your office doesn't have windows, you're not important enough for an office with windows.
Maria: Fill out paperwork.
Giegue: Find out what's taking the guy so long.
[7] You complete the paperwork for yourself and begin filling out Giegue's paperwork.
[1] The walls are lined with a lead-tin alloy for some reason. You telepathic mind-reading fails. This annoys the crap out of you, but you just give up and continue to lie down on the floor like moving isn't worth it. ( Because, right now it's not. )
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 04:05:18 pm
Pull the sword from the stone.
Provide mind-showers for the shadow beasts because "Fine! I'm sorry!"
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 04:09:04 pm
Hire a therapist for Wallace.
I have god things to be doing. Because reasons.
Post by: Prophet on May 14, 2014, 04:14:02 pm
Mini-me: Go talk to Giegue.
Post by: ~Neri on May 14, 2014, 04:16:42 pm
Colonize Venus!
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 04:19:15 pm
((*Gets a one* Daaaaang iiiit!))
Post by: ckisocoa on May 14, 2014, 04:36:17 pm
LINE BLOCK!
((My lord, you have damned us all!))
Post by: poketwo on May 14, 2014, 04:39:09 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 04:45:16 pm
FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US
Giegue: No.
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 04:48:39 pm
((Roll! Poketwo vs Giegue! 12 vs 3! The dice have sided with poketwo! :P))FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US
Giegue: No.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 04:49:54 pm
((Roll! Poketwo vs Giegue! 12 vs 3! The dice have sided with poketwo! :P))FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US
Giegue: No.
Giegue: ( Sonova crap. ) * uses telekinesis to roll a 20 * No.
Post by: Lyeos on May 14, 2014, 04:50:26 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 14, 2014, 05:49:24 pm
SQUIGGLY
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 06:12:08 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 14, 2014, 06:29:54 pm
((SCYTHERS AND SCIZORS USE ALL BUG TYPE MOVES (((ROLL:12))) IT'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME EFFECTIVE))((Roll! Poketwo vs Giegue! 12 vs 3! The dice have sided with poketwo! :P))FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US
Giegue: No.
Giegue: ( Sonova crap. ) * uses telekinesis to roll a 20 * No.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 07:05:55 pm
Giegue: ( Augh!!! ) * tries to wipe the ants off *((SCYTHERS AND SCIZORS USE ALL BUG TYPE MOVES (((ROLL:12))) IT'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME EFFECTIVE))((Roll! Poketwo vs Giegue! 12 vs 3! The dice have sided with poketwo! :P))FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US
Giegue: No.
Giegue: ( Sonova crap. ) * uses telekinesis to roll a 20 * No.
(( Will roll soon. Not now, but soon. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 08:28:18 pm
"Well, do you want me to just throw you in random people's bodies?"[2]You are not the chosen one.
Pull the sword from the stone.
Provide mind-showers for the shadow beasts because "Fine! I'm sorry!"
[8]They thank you and start to clean themselves. They then proceed to use brainshock on you anyway. You are confused. ( CRAP. Now I have to do confusion modifiers for the next turn. )
Find out what the Martian's tech is at using god powers.[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.
Hire a therapist for Wallace.
I have god things to be doing. Because reasons.
[4] You find a therapist who will take the case. He has crazy in his eyes, but you should be fine.
Me: Connect the shadows of my cultists to my body I will form a hivemind with me as the leading mind.[2]No.
Mini-me: Go talk to Giegue.
[5]You take the bus to the main government building.
Spaceships![3]It goes bad. Most of them explode before clearing orbit.
Colonize Venus!
[3]Too hot, your colonists melt. Hooray for trap-death!
LINE BLOCK![4]The Line block crushes ckis for his impudence.
LINE BLOCK!
((My lord, you have damned us all!))
[2]Line block is not what the Tetris god has in mind for you now. "REVERSE SQUIGGLY"
FIND SOME PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO THE BUILDING FOR US[2]The Psychic types all find perfectly legitimate reasons not to help you. Mostly existentialist ramblings on how "nothing really matters, ergo we choose to not do anything."
Tune: Look at the blocks fall[3]Your view is blocked by a sudden influx of fog.
SQUIGGLY
[2]The Tetris god chooses to spite you, "SQUARE".
(( "There is no place for a square my lord!" ))
Quote from: The person I am.
CaptainMcClellan:Hire somebody else to do my paperwork.[3]Nobody wants to work for a loser in a dead-end job in a bad office.
Giegue: Take a nap
Maria: figure out how to correctly answer the forms on behalf of Giegue.
"WHAT!? I'm the bluddy Minister of Defense, bitches! You should all look upon me with envy or some equivocal emotion! SCREW YOU DICE!" * throws dice at Tune * "YOU ROLL IT."
[5]You begin to drift off.
[7]You complete his paper work, straighten the stack and put the paper clip back on.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 14, 2014, 08:51:18 pm
Tune: Now view the blocks.
Post by: Prophet on May 14, 2014, 08:54:45 pm
Mini-me: Go inside then talk to Giegue.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 08:56:28 pm
Check on the bodyguards. Get them to approach Wallace honestly.
Post by: poketwo on May 14, 2014, 09:01:36 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 14, 2014, 09:28:40 pm
Spaceships!
Colonize Venus!
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 09:33:03 pm
[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.((Oh gods. Those martians? XD))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 09:34:46 pm
((Trap death? Who said I was sending Traps? I was using monkeys. Tis standard.))(( You monster! ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 14, 2014, 09:39:38 pm
[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.((Oh gods. Those martians? XD))
*realises*
Those Martians should be total bros, what's with all the hatred?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 14, 2014, 09:50:14 pm
[2] Martian tech has already adapted to use Abraham Lincoln's hat as an anti-potato defense system. This includes your potatolepathy.((Oh gods. Those martians? XD))
*realises*
Those Martians should be total bros, what's with all the hatred?
* shrug * The dice are evil and extend a negative influence? I can't really think of a better reason. Maybe you personally offend them for some reason?
Post by: WillowLuman on May 14, 2014, 10:06:40 pm
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Post by: Prophet on May 15, 2014, 01:18:21 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 15, 2014, 07:37:23 am
Whisper soothing, totally-not-just-trying-to-distract-him things in Kevak's ear!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 15, 2014, 09:40:25 pm
Tune: Get rid of the damn fog[4]It's magic fog.
Tune: Now view the blocks.
[6]You manage to view the blocks through the fog anyway.
Me: Convert more people.[6]You keep converting people to traps.
Mini-me: Go inside then talk to Giegue.
[3]You don't know where Giegue is exactly.
Rapidly increase humanities' level of technology.[1]Humanity has the idiot-ball this turn.
Check on the bodyguards. Get them to approach Wallace honestly.
THEN FORCE THE PSYCHIC TYPES TO DO IT.[6]You summon a Kadabra and Mewtwo through the portal and threaten to tickle them if they don't build for you, so of course they get to work straight away.
((Trap death? Who said I was sending Traps? I was using monkeys. Tis standard.))[6]OH GOD... (( 666 on Kevak's turn. )) The spaceship turns into a giant demon and starts battling you.
Spaceships!
Colonize Venus!
[3]Yeah... you send one of the not demonic spaceships. It burns up in orbit.
Hug Kevak![8]You hug him, he absorbs into you being as you're both ghost-like.
Whisper soothing, totally-not-just-trying-to-distract-him things in Kevak's ear!
[5]You whisper soothing mess into Kevak's ear, which is all the easier now that he's inside you.
(If they're THOSE martians, then...Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: AGH! MEH EKKIN BACK!
CaptainMcClellan: Go downstairs and take a nap in the middle of the lobby in protest of my crappy office.[6]My political protest has begun!
Maria: Wake Giegue gently.
[2]He groans and murmurs "Five more minutes, mom..."
Post by: Prophet on May 15, 2014, 09:47:25 pm
Mini-me: Find Giegue.
Post by: ~Neri on May 15, 2014, 10:21:34 pm
Separate from Lyeos cause it's probably unsettling for both of us.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 15, 2014, 11:09:47 pm
Film the girls for, erm, security reasons. Don't ask questions.
Finally help Wallace get a not-insane girlfriend. Emphasis on 'help', I'm not just throwing women at him (at least not obviously).
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 15, 2014, 11:45:59 pm
Did NOT see that coming. Time to throw them out, then. Unless...What? Crap. I was under the assumption one was male the other was female. Well, it's too late to stop it now I guess...
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 16, 2014, 12:04:22 am
CaptainMcClellan: Continue my lobby nap
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 04:09:34 am
What? Crap. I was under the assumption one was male the other was female. Well, it's too late to stop it now I guess...
((Some people may have destroyed gods and defeated monsters, but I got two girls to make out. Fuck yeah. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gBYz7rOr0Q) ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 16, 2014, 07:36:19 am
Project naughty thoughts into Lyeos's head.
Separate from Lyeos cause it's probably unsettling for both of us.
Resist the second action.
Frown.
(( :-\ Have you even considered how horribly wrong the first one could go if you roll a twelve, especially since we're stuck together?))
Post by: ~Neri on May 16, 2014, 10:27:47 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 16, 2014, 04:18:29 pm
Tune: If the first action fails try again to slay the beast
Post by: poketwo on May 16, 2014, 04:41:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 16, 2014, 05:37:48 pm
Me: Build a wall around the temple area.[8] You build the Great Wall of Prophet. You forget to put in a gate,
Mini-me: Find Giegue.
[5] You see him through the glass in the lobby, now to just figure out how to get there.
Project naughty thoughts into Lyeos's head.[5]You spawn two trap demons.
Separate from Lyeos cause it's probably unsettling for both of us.
[7-3] You would've succeeded if Lyeos hadn't intervened.
Did NOT see that coming. Time to throw them out, then. Unless...[2] They shoo your giant potato ass out of the room and slam the door so they can have their privacy and not be exploited and junk.
Film the girls for, erm, security reasons. Don't ask questions.
Finally help Wallace get a not-insane girlfriend. Emphasis on 'help', I'm not just throwing women at him (at least not obviously).
[5] You find a nice, meek, stable-seeming, young librarian.
Maria: Re-attempt to wake Giegue gently[3] He's being a stubborn sleeper.
CaptainMcClellan: Continue my lobby nap
[8] I proceed to sleep for the next two turns.
[7]Good job on getting him stuck in your head!Project naughty thoughts into Lyeos's head.
Separate from Lyeos cause it's probably unsettling for both of us.
Resist the second action.
Frown.
(( :-\ Have you even considered how horribly wrong the first one could go if you roll a twelve, especially since we're stuck together?))
[2] You are forced to smile. The dice command it.
Tune: Kill 2k's dragon[2] Have you ever tried to even slay a dragon before? It's hard.
Tune: If the first action fails try again to slay the beast
[8] You cut off it's head, it explodes. For massive damage. Go sit by the heal station again.
GET IN DEFENSIVE POSITION[1]Your troops mistake "do whatever" for defensive position.
Post by: ~Neri on May 16, 2014, 05:49:02 pm
Separate from Lyeos cause it's probably unsettling for both of us.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 16, 2014, 05:59:38 pm
Tune: Heal
Post by: Lyeos on May 16, 2014, 07:24:13 pm
Smite the trap demons in my mind with mind-lightning!
Post by: poketwo on May 16, 2014, 07:46:04 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 16, 2014, 08:56:41 pm
Mini-me: Get inside the lobby.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 11:37:10 pm
Drop kick the freeloading lesbians out of my house, unless they decide to do dumb missions for me... or the other thing.
"RENT OR FANSERVICE!"
Post by: Lyeos on May 16, 2014, 11:45:11 pm
"RENT OR FANSERVICE!"((Yes, please.))
((Or no, please. I really haven't decided yet.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 16, 2014, 11:46:18 pm
Leave Wallace and librarian to get acquainted.You realize there's absolutely no way this turns out well, right?
Drop kick the freeloading lesbians out of my house, unless they decide to do dumb missions for me... or the other thing.
"RENT OR FANSERVICE!"
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 16, 2014, 11:47:53 pm
Roll two however? I'm waiting for the funny to happen, and I either get two more buttmonkeys, fanservice or the freeloaders out of my house.
inb4 you ruin everything with your 'morals'))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:15:24 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 12:16:00 am
(( You guys want to try some mental experimentation? ))((Sure?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:17:42 am
(( You guys want to try some mental experimentation? ))((Sure?))
(( Okiidokii, find some headphones and a dark room while I fetch all the links. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:22:14 am
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))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 12:31:03 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:37:56 am
Project naughty thoughts into Lyeos's head.[1] He has regained full power over his mind. Also the Shadow-beasts find the trap-beasts quite unnerving and have decided to help eradicate them, and you.
Separate from Lyeos cause it's probably unsettling for both of us.
[7]You successfully escape Lyeos's being before the shadow-beasts can brutally kill you with their PSI.
Tune: Go sit by the heal station (aka Ckis)[3]You don't make it, you stagger forward and collapse.
Tune: Heal
[3]You are not near enough to be healed by Ckisocoa's healing aura. You continue to bleed.
Resist the separation because apparently it's bothering Kevak.[2]Nope. He's faster than you.
Smite the trap demons in my mind with mind-lightning!
[3]No, it's not just as easy as hitting them with imaginary lightning.
DO WHAT I SAY[4]They are all in disarray, but they stop and look at you briefly, so you know they heard you.
Me: Build a gate for the wall.[6] A wrecking ball knocks a hole in the wall, your Trapisti cultists begin building the gate inside that.
Mini-me: Get inside the lobby.
[2] You are in the lobby, dummy! See look, there's me asleep on the floor as a form of political protest!
Help Wallace and librarian to get acquainted.[7] Turns out, she really is as stable as advertized, and they hit it off straight-away. Success for the potatolaird.
Drop kick the freeloading lesbians out of my house, unless they decide to do dumb missions for me... or the other thing.
"RENT OR FANSERVICE!"
[8] You get your spudite ass handed to you by the lesbians, who continue to loiter on your property.
Quote from: Maria
Maria: Shake Giegue awake.[6]He wakes. "Mmmff.... I was dreaming..."
Amethyst-eyes: Smite the trap-demons with PK Thunder
Hazel-eyes: Smite the trap-demons with PK Fire.
[7]"PK Thunder Ω" It strikes all four of them, paralyzing them.
[7]"PK Fire Ω" They are all incinerated and blow away in a puff of smoke.
Quote
You win![/font]
((When you said "mental experimentation", I thought you meant like the kind my psychology class did on freshmen. :P))
(( Not this time, no. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 12:40:37 am
Throw a bouncy-ball against the ceiling of wherever I'm vacationing, or, if I'm not, the ceiling in some random building in Cheesistan.
Post by: Prophet on May 17, 2014, 12:42:04 am
Mini-me: Walk over to Giegue.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:43:34 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 12:45:13 am
(( Who here plays Magic the Gathering? ))((*Half-way raises hand* I intended to, but the people that I was going to play it with moved to another state. :'())
((I still have somewhere around 2,500 - 3,000 cards.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:50:40 am
(( Who here plays Magic the Gathering? ))((*Half-way raises hand* I intended to, but the people that I was going to play it with moved to another state. :'())
((I still have somewhere around 2,500 - 3,000 cards.))
(( Get OCTGN, I have a deck to test. http://www.octgn.net/Home/GetOctgn ))
(( Awww... ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 17, 2014, 12:52:47 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 12:54:45 am
((Along with a few other, ah, nasty surprises. I forgot Nicol Bolas!))
((The Planeswalker one.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 12:59:28 am
(Zanzetkuken kind of ruined that franchise for me, back when he was a newb. Don't tell him I said that.)(( Don't give a rat's rump about the franchise. Just the game. ))
((Whatsitdo, and I think smurfington plays, so he would be a better choice. Besides, the, ahh, people I would normally play with weren't really strict on the rules, so, ahh... Mycosynth Lattice, Darksteel Forge, Blightsteel Colossus, Lich's Mirror, and the like were in the deck I had at one point. Also, for really fun games, Mox Lotus and The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service. :P))(( Virtual tabletop game simulator. One of the games it simulates is MTG, allowing me and how ever many of you volunteer play MTG online. You guys will be stuck with the proxy cards, but who needs card art! XD (I do, that's why I downloaded the 4 Gig torrent with the card images. >.> Anyway. There may or may not be in-Cheesistan bonuses depending on whether or not I am beaten. And also, I don't care if you use ridiculously OP cards, I intend to defeat you anyway. ))
((Along with a few other, ah, nasty surprises. I forgot Nicol Bolas!))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:02:17 am
((Not just ridiculously OP, but also not allowed. :3))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:05:58 am
((M'kay. It's been five forevers since I even bothered to open the box with my cards though, so I'll need to go through and reteach myself. ::) I'm also taking that as permission to use whatever cards I actually have. You may or may not want to reconsider giving me permission to do this.))
((Not just ridiculously OP, but also not allowed. :3))
(( Bring it. I need to know that I'm ready to take down any level of bastard decks for when I enter a tourney this summer. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:07:54 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:08:28 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 01:15:45 am
Summon Cthulhu. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already insane.
If that fails, try to summon Cthulhu again.
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:18:24 am
Quote from: Kevak
Banned. Tournaments. Cards.
((Apparently so. Hooray for being allowed to break the way the game works! Go me!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:22:16 am
((Would we be allowed to use card combinations that are banned at tournaments?))
Summon Cthulhu. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already insane.
If that fails, try to summon Cthulhu again.
Quote from: KevakBanned. Tournaments. Cards.
((Apparently so. Hooray for being allowed to break the way the game works! Go me!))
(( For the sake of my practice, yes. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 01:26:55 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:29:34 am
((You will regret letting me do that.))((I fear you more than I fear myself. So, I feel that I will regret him allowing you to do that too. On a completely related note, now we know that everyone is going to gang up on CMC.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:31:39 am
Exsanguinate on Lyeos, tap fourteen lands.((You will regret letting me do that.))((I fear you more than I fear myself. So, I feel that I will regret him allowing you to do that too. On a completely related note, now we know that everyone is going to gang up on CMC.))
Next turn:
Death Grasp on Kevak tap fifteen lands.
I win. :3
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:37:32 am
((*And various other cheaty cards that I shall use to lock myself down in a fortress of unslayable-ness.))
((Because unlike us, you need to test a tournament-legal deck.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 01:40:56 am
Force humanity to make a colony on Europa.
"None may touch my majestic potato ass and live to tell the tale."
((how the hell did two lesbians beat a god on an 8, seriously, that's basically a 5.5 on the standard roll scale))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:41:42 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:43:12 am
((You, sir, have obviously not been paying attention to what I have (http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=206329)*.))(( Meh. If worst comes to worst I can just cheat and use Gleemax. XD But seriously have you downloaded and registered yet? ))
((*And various other cheaty cards that I shall use to lock myself down in a fortress of unslayable-ness.))
((Because unlike us, you need to test a tournament-legal deck.))
Teleport the pair into deep space, unless they sign up for mission duty.(( They're scary butch? Nah, not really. 'twas an 8. Also, we're using d8, not d12.))
Force humanity to make a colony on Europa.
"None may touch my majestic potato ass and live to tell the tale."
((how the hell did two lesbians beat a god on an 8, seriously, that's basically a 5.5 on the standard roll scale))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 01:44:05 am
(( They're scary butch? Nah, not really. 'twas an 8. Also, we're using d8, not d12.))
((that explains a lot of my rage moments, actually))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:44:20 am
((I assume you're talking about M:TG? Only if I can use my super-ridiculous overpowered deck. Otherwise, it's more fun to watch.))
((Yes, it's everybody's OP decks against CMC's tournament-legal deck.))
((Good luck getting enough mana for that, mate. Oh, look, this guy named Lyeos has a card that could give him enough!))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 01:47:04 am
How would this work? I'm reluctant to spend internets on this deck thing.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:49:26 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:50:15 am
Once you have installed OCTGN, go to the "Games Manager" tab, then click the button that says "Add Game Feed" then paste that URL into the URL box, the press OK. A new list of games will show up, scroll down to MTG and click "Install". You can then use the Deck Editor to build your deck.
You'll also need a comp Lyeos. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:51:12 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:53:33 am
((I won't even be able until maybe next weekend. Maybe.))
((*sighs* Can you IRC with your liePod? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:55:46 am
((Man, it's two A.M., I have to go do some stupid thing for a guy I know later, then I have to work on three projects, all due Monday. I ain't gonna play against you today.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 01:56:42 am
a winrar is me))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:58:23 am
((Possibly. Why?))(( Ah well. Sleep tight, eh? ))
((Man, it's two A.M., I have to go do some stupid thing for a guy I know later, then I have to work on three projects, all due Monday. I ain't gonna play against you today.))
((Black Lotus + Yawgroths Will = virtually infinite of all mana pools(( Can you still play? Do you have a PC atm? ))
a winrar is me))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 01:58:35 am
((Black Lotus + Yawgroths Will = virtually infinite of all mana pools((Methinks not, but perhaps I do be misreading them.))
a winrar is me))
((Rather, not with just those two.))
(( Ah well. Sleep tight, eh? ))
((I'm staying up all night for reasons.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 17, 2014, 02:03:24 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 02:06:15 am
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Yawgmoth's%20Will
http://sales.starcitygames.com/cardsearch.php?singlesearch=black+lotus
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 02:07:04 am
((Sacrifice black lotus for 3 black mana, cast yawgroths will, infinitely sacrifice black lotus until you're saturated with mana, play any cards you want whenever you want, acquire hated glances))
(( So are you going to play or what? ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 02:10:40 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 02:12:03 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 02:13:23 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 02:14:51 am
((I don't think anyone is, CMC. Sorry! Now your RtD is all dirty and messy and no longer pure.))
(( Ppft. It lost it's purity when Kevak joined. We've just been trying to cope since. :P Anyway... Everyone's already figured out the next boss right? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 02:16:28 am
((Okay, even I'll admit that was both a stretch and not funny, but, hey, I've gotta meet my daily quota.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 02:24:06 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 02:25:42 am
(( Here, allow me to slap you with this herring (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU). ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 02:28:02 am
((Mmm... More a fan of Neo Exdeath's theme, but hey, whatever floats your boat.))
(( Here, allow me to slap you with this herring (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU). ))
((I may or may not be intentionally missing the point that may or may not be there.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 02:36:47 am
(( Really? I hated Neo Exdeath's theme, I preferred "Dancing Mad", that is Kefka Palazzo's. Past Sephiroth though, the themes just got to be too tedious. Really though, the best Final Fantasy Final Boss theme is Chaos's. ( Waits for the joke to kick in inside Lyeos's tired mind. ) ))((Mmm... More a fan of Neo Exdeath's theme, but hey, whatever floats your boat.))
(( Here, allow me to slap you with this herring (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7wJ8pE2qKU). ))
((I may or may not be intentionally missing the point that may or may not be there.))
(( I may or may not be making a comment about whether or not you missed a point that may or may not have been there in the first place. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 02:41:34 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 02:55:54 am
((No jokes now, only pain in my left eye. On a side note, >:( at you for making me look up the theme for a boss from a game I'm still working on playing because I just got it recently, but... It's pretty nice.))(( Oh, super sorry! I didn't realize. Yeah. I've not beaten a single FF game, but to date I've played the first seven. So if there's anything you want to spoil for any of those, I've probably already had it spoiled, but go ahead. Also, due to pains in my right eye, I might go to sleep shortly.))
Spoiler: The four things that the internet ruined for me about FF (Spoilers ahead.) (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 02:57:55 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 03:01:40 am
((>_> I'll play X-II, although that will be for, ah, reasons other than the obviously amazing storyline. And by that I mean I'll be playing it to say I beat that nonsense! Yeah, that's it!))
(( I just... can't bring myself to play the double-digit games. ( Well, I'd play XIV if I could afford it. ) However, if you want to spend your valuable time on it, who am I to complain? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 03:03:00 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 03:05:43 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 03:11:27 am
((And now, I'll stop stinking up your RtD with my OOC.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 03:14:29 am
((True. On an unrelated-related note, if you've never played Tales of Phantasia, I would suggest you do so immediately. I used an emulator for it and spent seventy hours playing it before I had to give the laptop it was on back to the school, so I never finished, but! It is a very fun game.))(( OH yea, I've heard good things about it! And obviously, I'm an Earthbound fan and if you haven't played Earthbound, your RPG experience is incomplete. It is amazing. The whole series is. Especially considering Mother is an NES game. To be able to convey so much emotion in an NES game... Mind boggling. Bravo Itoi, bravo. The final boss fight was particularly great. You could really get a feel for Giegue... and that's part of why I think he sticks around in my mind so much is because of how different he seems to the average RPG boss. ))
((And now, I'll stop stinking up your RtD with my OOC.))
(( Too late now, I'm trying to make it to page 100 with the OOC. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 03:21:26 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 03:22:59 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 03:25:32 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 03:27:45 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 03:31:10 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 03:34:06 am
((Then go for it, yeah, the sound is pretty bad in the GBA version. I will say this... Do all side quests! And never underestimate the power of Lightning Tiger Blade. Especially if you can get a certain someone trapped against the edge of the screen.))(( Sure. Oh and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jT50gxC-dU listen to that, if you can. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 17, 2014, 12:11:09 pm
Tune: Go play some FF7
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:01:49 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 17, 2014, 01:25:40 pm
(( Hey Tune, is Ckisocoa there yet? ))
((No he is not))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:26:51 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 01:27:38 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 07:50:42 pm
(( Everyone, famous last words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpdOyoqsXzo ))((https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LkCNJRfSZBU))
Post by: ckisocoa on May 17, 2014, 09:12:21 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 09:14:15 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:16:32 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:17:39 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on May 17, 2014, 09:18:18 pm
((No I don't have that game, what's it about?))((It's a really, really fun fighting game. It's like, 15 bucks and it's still being developed. Let's let TB explain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otb7K6jg324))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:21:58 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:26:31 pm
((On a side note... Here you go, CMC. Please keep track of how many of your brain cells commit suicide while watching this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:30:27 pm
(( Alright. Let's give it a listen. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:30:56 pm
((And a watch, rather than a listen.))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 17, 2014, 09:35:09 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:37:24 pm
((I did. I meant my next action.))
((And a watch, rather than a listen.))
(( Okiidokii. ))
(( Very... interesting. Very, very 90's. And uh... thinly veiled euphemisms. Yeah. Yeah...))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:46:15 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:49:16 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:50:51 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:52:40 pm
((Curse these people that don't set things to be played on mobile devices. May they forever have their appendix grow back and be removed by a monkey with a spork.))(( Oh you mean like Artie from "Warehouse 13"? The only difference is he was doing it to spend time with an attractive surgeon. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 09:53:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 09:57:12 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 10:11:39 pm
Miles Davis is a thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU
This is also a thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9A5tFOgQRRY
I have run out of things.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 10:16:58 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pngLfYBhanU
Timelapse Kingdom is pretty good. Also, if you're willing to do something more classical I can suggest some other things.
))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 10:18:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 10:22:36 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 10:24:21 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 10:26:06 pm
((That reminds me.... Remind me to make my next action hugging Kevak. As much as he says he likes hugs, he sure seems to be against it.))((I do in fact like hugs, I just don't like being absorbed.))
((On a side note... Here you go, CMC. Please keep track of how many of your brain cells commit suicide while watching this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q))
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 10:27:32 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 10:28:19 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 10:34:38 pm
"Keeeevaaaak, more huuuuuugs!"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 10:40:06 pm
((100th page = update?))
"Keeeevaaaak, more huuuuuugs!"
(( Yup. Should happen in the next two posts or so. I'll get Ckisocoa to post his command, then I'll collect up the commands and roll. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 17, 2014, 10:41:04 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on May 17, 2014, 10:47:14 pm
SQUIGGLY :D
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 10:48:34 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 11:06:32 pm
Go on a vacation.[2] You used up all your vacation days curing your inventor's block and fighting Kevakiyas.
Throw a bouncy-ball against the ceiling of wherever I'm vacationing, or, if I'm not, the ceiling in some random building in Cheesistan.
[2] The bouncy-ball phases through your hand.
Me: Continue to build the gate.[4] The construction slows.
Mini-me: Walk over to Giegue.
[1] He is floating in mid-air and half asleep.
((Would we be allowed to use card combinations that are banned at tournaments?))[8]Cthulhu is summoned and eats you before going back to the realm of the "outer gods" for tea.
Summon Cthulhu. What's the worst that could happen? I'm already insane.
If that fails, try to summon Cthulhu again.
[4]You summon him again, but since you are in his stomach, it is redundant.
Teleport the pair into deep space, unless they sign up for mission duty.[2]One crotch kicks you and the two run away, using the evil power of the LGBT to resist all "divine" interference.
Force humanity to make a colony on Europa.
"None may touch my majestic potato ass and live to tell the tale."
[2]Humanity's barely making it in the Mars colony. We simply do not have the tech to make it to Europa, no matter how much better it would be for a human colony.
Tune: Heal anyway remember the aura covers the whole camp[3]NOPE cos: TIME LAIRD FISIKS.
Tune: Go play some FF7
[1]You're passed out, don't have a PS1, and don't have FFVI. Need any more reasons why this won't work.
Heal Toon[4]You make it over to him and begin to heal his wounds. The efforts are slow.
SQUIGGLY :D
[2]A T-block is dropped onto the camp, but deflects off the shields.
Quote from: Somebody that I used to know.
Maria: File immigration papers.[7]Because he's working late, he is able to get your papers filed rather quickly. He issues two temporary visas and says something about your citizenship having to be reviewed by the government. Congratulations! You're almost citizens of Cheesistan!
Post by: Lyeos on May 17, 2014, 11:08:46 pm
Ask around for a ghost bouncy-ball. :(
Post by: Prophet on May 17, 2014, 11:10:54 pm
Mini me: Talk to Giegue.
((Wait I'm I a citizen!?!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 17, 2014, 11:15:56 pm
((Wait I'm I a citizen!?!))
(( * shrugs * Probably? I'll flip a coin. Heads yes, tails no. Two Danish 10 Krone say yes, so yes. I would've thought so. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 17, 2014, 11:28:21 pm
If that fails, help again.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 17, 2014, 11:40:21 pm
Senketsu: Help Tune heal
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 18, 2014, 03:52:25 am
Give humanity the technology it needs to make a colony on Europa.
Fine! If they won't get out, they'll supply me with fanservice!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 02:35:41 pm
Maria: Inquire to see if that means you can take up residence in Cheesistan now.
Giegue: See what the strange, small human wants.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 02:46:23 pm
Summon Kevak.[7]You summon Kevak from the depths of the outer ring.
Ask around for a ghost bouncy-ball. :(
[2]The only person who knows anything about anything like that happens to be asleep...
Me: Try to form the shadow hivemind again.[4] You link up two of your traps. Congrats, you've made the smallest hivemind ever.
Mini me: Talk to Giegue.
((Wait I'm I a citizen!?!))
[3] *clears throat * ahem. ~ No answer ~ Ahem? ~No response~ AHEM!!! ~He's not saying anything~ "HEY! LOOK AT ME!"
Help Lyeos summon me.[8]Due to your overzeal, you bring monsters and horrorterros and face-melting, mind-curdling, despicable horrendous, lovecraftian, clownesque, nilhilistic, Doomy Dooms of Doom back with you.
If that fails, help again.
[AUTO] OH YOU SUCCEEDED ALRIGHT YOU IMBECILE!
Tune: Heal[6]You're starting to feel better.
Senketsu: Help Tune heal
[4]Your blood magics slow the internal healing, but they cause all the open wounds to scar up.
Are the two freeloaders still in my castle? If so, make cameras follow them everywhere.[5]They see your cameras. They raise you one middle finger each.
Give humanity the technology it needs to make a colony on Europa.
[3]Only a single mad scientists understands the technology you have revealed, and none of humanity trusts him at all.
ME: Guess what Ckisocoa's commands would've been since I am bored and want to roll already.[5]"Yes, if you have the money to afford a place. We have an amnesty shelter you can stay in for the meantime since you obviously don't have any money yet."
Maria: Inquire to see if that means you can take up residence in Cheesistan now.
Giegue: See what the strange, small human wants.
[2]You could not care less if you tried. You tune out the small human.
Quote from: AutoCkisocoa
Help Tune heal.[1] You run out of MP.
REVERSE SQUIGGLY
[6] A reverse squiggly drops from the sky. Okay, I think we can all agree we're getting sick of the random Tetris pieces, yes?
Post by: Lyeos on May 18, 2014, 02:48:30 pm
Find a nice, quiet, preferably female apprentice for reasons.
Post by: ~Neri on May 18, 2014, 02:51:18 pm
Poke Lyeos a second time.
Post by: Prophet on May 18, 2014, 02:52:55 pm
Mini-me: Attempt to develop telepathy.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 02:53:27 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 02:57:34 pm
((So have I been getting rolls to punish wrongdoers?))(( No, but there are two lesbians who are being needlessly over-harrassed by the Potatolaird, beyond what even I deem acceptable. Have at it, I want to see just what your vengeance entails. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 02:58:49 pm
Visit ROCKIN JUSTICE upon wrongdoers
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 18, 2014, 02:59:07 pm
Film the pair until they leave, unless they agree to do dumb tasks for
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 03:10:15 pm
((Oh. I thought it was going to be an automatic thing, rolling whenever people do shit.))
Visit ROCKIN JUSTICE upon wrongdoers
(( Nope. This way it allows negligence to emphasize just how useless antrhopocentric deities are. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 03:15:59 pm
((Oh well :())(In my absence, seeing as I'm a fiery spirit of vengeance now, how about a roll to visit ROCKIN JUSTICE on those who commit serious wrongs until I return?)
(( Sure. Also, please contribute to the Wiki. It only has 14 pages, and only one of them's any good. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 03:17:49 pm
(( The non-sarcastic reason is because I want you to actually participate and because I barely keep up with the rolls of people who post commands, how am I supposed to keep up with a deity of retribution as well? C'mon Hugo, just play with us. :3 ))((Oh well :())(In my absence, seeing as I'm a fiery spirit of vengeance now, how about a roll to visit ROCKIN JUSTICE on those who commit serious wrongs until I return?)
(( Sure. Also, please contribute to the Wiki. It only has 14 pages, and only one of them's any good. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 03:23:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 03:30:16 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 18, 2014, 03:34:50 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 03:36:43 pm
((Great. If giant envelopes of made up "fan mail" for the players to answer don't fall from the sky, I'm going to be very disappointed.))(( XD Do we even have fans? We should get some real fan mail if we do. If not, eh. I'll come up with something. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 18, 2014, 03:37:36 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 18, 2014, 03:37:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 09:52:32 pm
Pat Kevak's head. Wherever he went to must have been horrible![5]You pat Kevak's head.
Find a nice, quiet, preferably female apprentice for reasons.
[6]Meet Mitzi, your new apprentice. She's kinda obnoxious.
Poke Lyeos.[3] Your finger goes through his body.
Poke Lyeos a second time.
[4] And again.
Me: Link more of my cultists to my hivemind.[5]Six more traps linked.
Mini-me: Attempt to develop telepathy.
[5]You develop weak telepathy. It's not enough to get through to the queen.
((Oh. I thought it was going to be an automatic thing, rolling whenever people do shit.))[3]You jump in and strum out some chords in the Potatolaird's face and then jump back to where you were.
Visit ROCKIN JUSTICE upon wrongdoers
Help the mad scientist regain his standing in the scientific community.[8]With his new-found status, he introduces the new tech. He also convinces the people there is no Potatolaird and human blood makes great starship fuel.
Film the pair until they leave, unless they agree to do dumb tasks formy amusementimportant reasons.
[1]They use mysterious fem-powers and lawyers to destroy your cameras and sue you for most of what you own. They win by default because they are, in order: female, lesbians, hot. They kick you out of their new palace.
Quote from: Maria
Maria: Cross fingers and hope the residence provided is good[2]It's horrible. Rat infested, holes in the wall, in a scuzzy part of town.
Maria: Move in.
[5]You move in with a hobo, two illegal immigrants, and a chronically unemployed young genius. Giegue complains because the ceiling is so low.
AND NOW! QUESTION TIME!
QUESTION ONE: * falls on the Potatolaird *
( Actually not a question. )
You are an evil Republican bastard! How dare you keep our sisters down! You suck! Sincerely, the LGBT
QUESTION TWO: * falls on Tune *
Why Senketsu? Why not Junketsu? Sincerely, Kill-la-killfan05 (( I really hope I spelled that right. ))
QUESTION THREE: * falls on Prophet and nearly cuts him in half *
Hey dude. Do you know where I parked my car? I can't find it no matter how hard I try. From, your old roommate Matt.
Post by: Prophet on May 18, 2014, 09:59:00 pm
Me: Continue building the gate.
Mini me: Develop stronger telepathy.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 10:04:25 pm
Visit justice upon a miscreant.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 18, 2014, 10:05:03 pm
Oh. Fuck. Fuck that scientist, fuck those lesbians, fuck humanity. No more comical nonsense, I'm angry now...
I'm fucking angry.
Disappear, you stupid homosexuals, before I consume your families' souls and send their withered husks to tear you limb from limb.
Use potato powers to make the palace compact to the size of a pea. (it's a giant potato for fucks sake)
Launch the scientist into orbit with a public display of raw power, and remind humanity of my existence.
Time for a spot of well earned vengeance, I think.
((-e: I gave into the darkness for a moment there. Holy fuck, time to visit a therapist.))
Post by: ckisocoa on May 18, 2014, 10:24:37 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 10:26:51 pm
Giegue: Befriend rats.
Maria: Befriend new house-mates.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 18, 2014, 10:30:19 pm
Tune: Go inside the viewing tower of the citadel
Post by: ~Neri on May 18, 2014, 10:49:38 pm
Poke Lyeos a Fourth Time.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 10:53:02 pm
Poke Lyeos a Third Time.(( Cut it out before you get absorbed again! ))
Poke Lyeos a Fourth Time.
(( @Prophet: I added a Wiki page for Matt: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Matt ))
Post by: Prophet on May 18, 2014, 10:54:25 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 11:21:19 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 18, 2014, 11:23:11 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 18, 2014, 11:23:56 pm
((But I will gladly welcome any new players that's not what I meant when i typed this.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 11:34:39 pm
(I have not heard of this other game, so I'm wary of a crossover by default.)(( Wow. Ok. I suck at advertizing. My pirate themed RTD: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138398.120;topicseen ))
Post by: Prophet on May 18, 2014, 11:36:49 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 18, 2014, 11:58:05 pm
((The answer is you left it at your mom's house when you visited her last year.))[6]Ah, what the heck. I'll just let that mean "finished". The gate is complete!
Me: Continue building the gate.
Mini me: Develop stronger telepathy.
[3]Dude, it was impressive enough that you spontaneously developed telepathy! Don't push it.
"Let that be warning to you!"[4]Oh look! A litterer! You pop down and announce "I AM THE JARL OF STRINGCHEESE! LITTERING IS UNACCCCEEEPPPTTAAAABBBBBBLLLEEEEE!!!!!" You strum chords at him until he picks up the trash and puts it in the trash can. SUCCESS!
Visit justice upon a miscreant.
((really? a 1 and an 8? DO I EVER ROLL GOOD? Time to let my sociopathy run wiiiild))[4] You try crumpling it like a giant paper ball, but you can't get it down to the size of a pea. Still, it's pretty much ruined now. The lesbians are quite unhappy, but not about to leave either.
Oh. Fuck. Fuck that scientist, fuck those lesbians, fuck humanity. No more comical nonsense, I'm angry now...
I'm fucking angry.
Disappear, you stupid homosexuals, before I consume your families' souls and send their withered husks to tear you limb from limb.
Use potato powers to make the palace compact to the size of a pea. (it's a giant potato for fucks sake)
Launch the scientist into orbit with a public display of raw power, and remind humanity of my existence.
Time for a spot of well earned vengeance, I think.
((-e: I gave into the darkness for a moment there. Holy fuck, time to visit a therapist.))
[1]Because the Mad Scientist's disbelief in your is so strong, you cannot affect him. (That's what separates upper-case God from lower-case gods.) Humanity-at-large remains ignorant of your existence. Try shooting off fireworks, throwing a parade, and making a holiday. That usually gets people to believe stuff, right?
Attempt to wake CMC[5]I wake and go "Mruruurfggfggrgugr... Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt?"
CaptainMcClellan: Wake on my own and find somewhere more comfortable to sleep.[8]I find a dark, quiet place with a couch and fall asleep for another two or three turns.
Giegue: Befriend rats.
Maria: Befriend new house-mates.
[5]The rats are wary of you, but cautiously optimistic since you look like a giant white rat to them.
[5]The hobo asks if you have anything to drink, you don't, he is disappointed but nonetheless regards you in a friendly manner as do most hobos to all man and woman-kind. The genius compliments you on your nice dress. You think the illegal immigrants like you, but that one lady is giving you the Evil Eye something fierce.
Hobo: Praise Drinkus Alcoholicus (http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Drinkus_Alcoholicus)! * drinks strange liquid from a paper bag *
Tune: Finish healing I guess[1]No, Ckisocoa went to Microphonia to wake me and you are, as always a BLACK MAGE.
Tune: Go inside the viewing tower of the citadel
[1]You trip on the first step.
Poke Lyeos a Third Time.[2]You're still phasing through him
Poke Lyeos a Fourth Time.
[2]Same as above.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 12:01:44 am
Find out in SEASON TWO
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 12:03:44 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 12:05:16 am
((Does that mean we can post commands now?))(( No. ))
SEASON TWO! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsgiJILIsio)
((That does.))
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 12:10:16 am
Mini me: Go back to the temple.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 12:18:54 am
Poke Lyeos a Sixth Time.
Post by: Beirus on May 19, 2014, 12:23:18 am
Emigrate to Cheesistan.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 02:33:12 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 03:04:01 am
Gain a lot more God power.
Post by: poketwo on May 19, 2014, 05:48:04 am
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 05:49:38 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 07:42:31 am
Begin training Mitzi as a Mystic Knight to take my place in the world of the living.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 19, 2014, 12:38:17 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 12:55:37 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 03:46:00 pm
"Did I not JUST warn you!?"
Punish the potatolaird AND the bodyguards for their misdeeds.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 03:48:09 pm
((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))
(( She does. Give me a moment to make it though, I just woke. And I don't know her story yet. A lot of it is up to you. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 19, 2014, 04:21:24 pm
((But you made her, and you made her obnoxious. If it were up to me, she would be mute.))((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))
(( She does. Give me a moment to make it though, I just woke. And I don't know her story yet. A lot of it is up to you. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 05:47:10 pm
(( The roll made her obnoxious and the obnoxious made her Mitzi. Had you got a 7 she would've been mute. If an 8 she would have been mute and psychopathic. Also, she's not that bad. You come up with her backstory though, cos I don' wanna and she's your chara.))((But you made her, and you made her obnoxious. If it were up to me, she would be mute.))((Does Mitzi get a page? What's her story? Why did she agree to learn from me? She's basically gonna be a major character soon, so...))
(( She does. Give me a moment to make it though, I just woke. And I don't know her story yet. A lot of it is up to you. ))
Edit: (( Wiki page go! http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Mitzi ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 09:59:57 pm
Me: Declare independence from Cheesistan as Trapistan its land shall be all the land in the temple walls.[3]That's Cheesistani land, you can't just claim it! Technically you didn't even have building permits, we just let you build it anyway since we weren't gonna do anything with it and it keeps you out of the public eye.
Mini me: Go back to the temple.
[3]You get lost in traffic. Now you're glad you didn't gain strong telepathy.
Poke Lyeos a Fifth Time.[5]You poke him and he actually feels it.
Poke Lyeos a Sixth Time.
[1]But then you just phase through him again.
((The start if a new season seems like a good time to join.))[3]The confusing terminology you used confused the border patrol. He asks, "Do you mean immigrate?"
Emigrate to Cheesistan.
Finish complete compression of potato castle.[5]*crunch* almost... got it...
Gain a lot more God power.
[4]You start absorbing mana/lifeenergy/mako/whateverthecrapwe'recalling it at this point.
DO I HAVE ANY FANS???[1]No, you don't.
Shove half of the shadow beasts into Mitzi's mind.[7]Before they can protest, you shove half of the shadow beasts into Mitzi's mind. Her abilities increase exponentially, while yours diminish by about half. Amethyst-eyes and Hazel-eyes are almost separated but Amethyst-eyes grabbed her by the hand ( 'twas an emergency ) and dug his heels into your psyche, anchoring himself on your deep childhood memories. Happy ending for everyone! Awkward proto-romantic silence is exchanged between Amethyst-eyes and Hazel-eyes, who look away from each other and blush. Noone can see the blush, but take my word for it.
Begin training Mitzi as a Mystic Knight to take my place in the world of the living.
[5]You teach her to channel some of the PSI energy into a sword. She laughs her annoying laugh and goes "COOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!! OMG THIS IS SO AWESOME!" She begins swinging the sword around carelessly.
Begin corporate takeover of Cheesistan businesses![4]You buy stock in the Bank of Cheesistan, but technically this is illegal unless you migrate to Cheesistan or provide a statement of intent to migrate to Cheesistan.
((I have tons of fans, but they're all in Lyeos' head and so cannot send mail))[5]You punch the potatolaird just fine, but the demonic lawyers of the LGBT are too quick and create an unholy force-field around the lesbian guards right before your punch connects with the
"Did I not JUST warn you!?"
Punish the potatolaird AND the bodyguards for their misdeeds.
Quote from: not not myself.
Maria: Start cleaning your corner of the room as best you can.[6]It actually looks like someone gives a crap now! Good job Maria. :)
Giegue: Continue making diplomatic relations with the ratkind.
[2]You accidentally piss them off and they all hiss and storm the room. Your room is now under siege by rats.
Post by: ~Neri on May 19, 2014, 10:01:43 pm
Poke Lyeos a Eighth Time.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 19, 2014, 10:02:29 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 19, 2014, 10:06:15 pm
Maria: climb on a table to escape the rats
Hobo:Use magical alcohol-based powers to tame the rats.
Giegue: Go to war with the rats.
Lovecraftian Horrors from the Outer Ring, Summoned by Kevak: Do absolutely nothing besides hover ominously making things go insane by putting too much thought into what you actually are and what all the tentacles are for.
Post by: Prophet on May 19, 2014, 10:08:32 pm
Mini-me: Develop stronger telepathy.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 19, 2014, 10:15:09 pm
Yet also punish potatolaird for murdering/attempting to murder them!
Post by: Beirus on May 19, 2014, 10:20:02 pm
Immigrate to Cheesistan.
Become a master of Cheesistani martial arts. Preferably ones that involve PSI or some other magic/psychic based form of attack.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 19, 2014, 11:36:14 pm
More god power!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 19, 2014, 11:44:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 12:00:53 am
Poke Lyeos a Seventh Time.[7]Kevak has learned the technique: Ghost Poke!
Poke Lyeos a Eighth Time.
[6]Kevak uses Ghost Poke!, It's super annoying!
Use masses of moneys to buy the bank of Cheesistan, declare it a sovereign entity![6]You amass your money and buy 99% of the BoC's stock, but you cannot declare it a sovereign entity, due to international law.
(( For the record, before I offend anyone for real, the LGBT are not demons, just their lawyers. Though their lawyers are typically part of the LGBT themself ( at least in terms of this narrative ), so there is a slight overlap. ))[5]Rats begin to crawl up your skirt, you knock most of them off, shrieking, and climb upon a table like a cat avoiding a flood.
Maria: climb on a table to escape the rats
Hobo:Use magical alcohol-based powers to tame the rats.
Giegue: Go to war with the rats.
Lovecraftian Horrors from the Outer Ring, Summoned by Kevak: Do absolutely nothing besides hover ominously making things go insane by putting too much thought into what you actually are and what all the tentacles are for.
[3]Insufficient alcohol
[2]The rats begin biting you, the excruciating pain on your extremely sensitive skin overwhelms your ability to destroy them. You scream in terror and agony and cry out for your mommy.
[7]You remain totally motionless, but everyone who looks upon you goes totally insane, in all 3 flavours of said insanity, but the most common being Stark Raving Mad
Me: Connect all my cultists to the shadow hivemind[2] Most of them are preoccupied at the moment.
Mini-me: Develop stronger telepathy.
[8] You can hear everything! The entire hivemind starts to shut down from sensory overload.
FORCEFIELD BUSTING BASS RIFF[5]BWWWWEEEERRRRRNNN!!!! The force-filed shrinks away long enough for you to smack a lesbian. Are you proud of yourself?
Yet also punish potatolaird for murdering/attempting to murder them!
[8]You send him to time-out. He breaks out. GOD WAR ensues.
"Yes, that is what I meant."[6]"Welcome to Cheesistan!" * your passport is stamped * "Here's your temporary visa, for full citizenship, please see the new Department of Immigrations.
Immigrate to Cheesistan.
Become a master of Cheesistani martial arts. Preferably ones that involve PSI or some other magic/psychic based form of attack.
[8] You learn PK Kiai! There are not words that I can use without cursing to describe how lucky this is. So I'll go ahead and do it, "You lucky sumbitch!" However, your psychosonic blast takes out the side of a building, which then collapses into the street. You are fined for the damages. "Welcome to Cheesistan!"
If the castle is now smaller than a car, leave it, otherwise keep crushing.[6]You squeeze it that last little bit and now it's the size of a Prius. SUCCESS!
More god power!
[1]The Earth refuses to allow you to gain any more power from the lifeforce of its inhabitants.
Quote from: AutoTune
Tune: Get up without further injury.[2]You trip, again. Once again proving that the dice hate your black mage guts.
Senketsu: Fly Tune to the balcony on the citadel ((Or observation deck or whatever he called it. ))
[1]You cannot feed on him enough to fly without killing him, so you leave him face-down on the steps of his citadel.
Ckisocoa: [AUTO] Go shopping or something until the real Ckisocoa wakes up from his drug-induced nap. ( Perscribed sleeping pills, don't go spazzing out or spreading rumours. )
Emigrate to Cheesistan. Learn local rules.[4]The border patrol guy wonders if you're making the same mistake as the last guy, but his job refuses to allow him to assume this. "Do you mean immigrate?"
[2]You'll have to get in first, then you can learn the customs.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 20, 2014, 12:02:41 am
{Looks flustered, chuckles}
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 12:03:38 am
FORCEFIELD BUSTING BASS RIFFChanged mine, but looks like you were writing when I did.
Yet also punish potatolaird for murdering/attempting to murder them!
Post by: ~Neri on May 20, 2014, 12:03:57 am
Poke Lyeos a Tenth Time.
((I am really tempted to spend the entire season just poking Lyeos.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 12:05:31 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 12:06:31 am
(( Apparently so. I can retcon it, no worries. You rolled an 8, btw. So it looks like we have a GOD WAR. ))FORCEFIELD BUSTING BASS RIFFChanged mine, but looks like you were writing when I did.
Yet also punish potatolaird for murdering/attempting to murder them!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 12:09:09 am
(Repetition penalty?)(( Eh, I would, but as long as he's remaining harmless... Technically, he's exploiting loopholes anyway, but I guess I should start doing something about it. So the usual penalties will begin to be added... Honestly I'm hoping Lyeos will take care of the problem. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 12:10:46 am
Mini-me: Develop even stronger telepathy.
Post by: Beirus on May 20, 2014, 12:14:56 am
((This sounds like a job for my PK Kiai.))(Repetition penalty?)(( Eh, I would, but as long as he's remaining harmless... Technically, he's exploiting loopholes anyway, but I guess I should start doing something about it. So the usual penalties will begin to be added... Honestly I'm hoping Lyeos will take care of the problem. ))
Develop Hadoken technique
Develop Shoryuken technique.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 12:21:49 am
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 12:25:18 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 12:28:43 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 03:22:14 am
Take vengeance on scientist.
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 07:36:38 am
Pray for Mitzi to become less obnoxious.
((Will take care of the poking as soon as this is sorted out.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 11:47:36 am
Smash this interloper and steal his power."I brought you into this plane, I can kick you out of it!"
Take vengeance on scientist.
Begin rock epic about the Potatolaird's fall, using the power of ROCK to attack!
Manifest fiery drummer and keyboardist.
Me: Become a being made of shadows.((Inb4 you wind up imprisoned in Lyeos' mind with the others))
Mini-me: Develop even stronger telepathy.
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 03:03:19 pm
((I am really tempted to spend the entire season just poking Lyeos.))((Go for it. I don't intend to exist past the first arc of this season, though. Maybe poke Mitzi, then?))
((Wait, if Kevak has demon lawyers, what would I get? Hmm... Hmm! I may need a lawyer later!))
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 03:27:17 pm
Smash this interloper and steal his power."I brought you into this plane, I can kick you out of it!"
Take vengeance on scientist.
Begin rock epic about the Potatolaird's fall, using the power of ROCK to attack!
Manifest fiery drummer and keyboardist.Me: Become a being made of shadows.((Inb4 you wind up imprisoned in Lyeos' mind with the others))
Mini-me: Develop even stronger telepathy.
((The shadow beasts only did that because they didn't have real bodies or I'm wrong then I just use random npc that are in the hivemind as a body.)) ((Is the hivemind still intact or is it gone?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 04:31:49 pm
(( Basically yes, the shadow beasts used Lyeos as a lifeboat to escape so that they wouldn't be reabsorbed by Giegue's conscience. They do need some sort of mind to exist in though, and with Lyeos being a ghost, he's surprisingly ideal as he has no phyiscal brain to wear out. However, that will only last as long as he does, and if he fades without the shadow-beasts getting out, they'll die. For good. ))((Shaken, but intact. ))Smash this interloper and steal his power."I brought you into this plane, I can kick you out of it!"
Take vengeance on scientist.
Begin rock epic about the Potatolaird's fall, using the power of ROCK to attack!
Manifest fiery drummer and keyboardist.Me: Become a being made of shadows.((Inb4 you wind up imprisoned in Lyeos' mind with the others))
Mini-me: Develop even stronger telepathy.
((The shadow beasts only did that because they didn't have real bodies or I'm wrong then I just use random npc that are in the hivemind as a body.)) ((Is the hivemind still intact or is it gone?))
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 05:42:36 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 05:45:03 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 05:47:42 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 20, 2014, 08:33:16 pm
Tune: Play some Final Fantasy 7 and wish for a remake on ps4
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 08:55:15 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 08:58:41 pm
"Ah yes, sorry. Immigrate is what I meant; please forgive my accent."[2]"This passport is invalid. Sir, please step this way."
{Looks flustered, chuckles}
Poke Lyeos a Ninth Time.[1-0.5]You fall flat on your face instead.
Poke Lyeos a Tenth Time.
((I am really tempted to spend the entire season just poking Lyeos.))
[7-1] You summon up the energy for another Ghost Poke!
Me: Become a being made of shadows.[2]Nah.
Mini-me: Develop even stronger telepathy.
[2]There's only so far you can push a regular human brain man! ( At least when you don't have drugs... but don't do drugs kid. Serious roll pentahltahs will ensue.)
[6]Hadoken! You blow-up a stop sign. You pay to replace it.((This sounds like a job for my PK Kiai.))(Repetition penalty?)(( Eh, I would, but as long as he's remaining harmless... Technically, he's exploiting loopholes anyway, but I guess I should start doing something about it. So the usual penalties will begin to be added... Honestly I'm hoping Lyeos will take care of the problem. ))
Develop Hadoken technique
Develop Shoryuken technique.
[8]Shoryuken! And you destroy the block... Now people are homeless, what are you gonna do about it?
Smash this interloper and steal his power.[5+1] You swat him down like a fly. And start to drain his power with your tuberous roots!
Take vengeance on scientist.
[8]In Soviet Cheesistan, scientist takes vengeance on you!
Teach Mitzi to be more careful.[4]She nods, but you have a feeling that the words are going in one ear out the other.
Pray for Mitzi to become less obnoxious.
((Will take care of the poking as soon as this is sorted out.))
[3]The gods are too annoyed by her obnoxiousness to get near enough to help. ( However in a distant place and time, a single therapist called by God may or may not be stirring. At any rate, too far away to help. )
[7]You start strumming madly on your bass, knocking away the roots. Then you switch to the lead to take the offensive!Smash this interloper and steal his power."I brought you into this plane, I can kick you out of it!"
Take vengeance on scientist.
Begin rock epic about the Potatolaird's fall, using the power of ROCK to attack!
Manifest fiery drummer and keyboardist.
[8]You manifest a fiery drummer and keytar player who begin adding to your rock power, whilst setting the immediate area on fire. The grass catches fire. The trees catch fire. The Prius-castle catches fire. The lesbians catch fire. The air you breath catches fire. You switch genres to death metal as you summon forth the unholy power of SUPERULTRAMEGADETHMETALOFDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM ( formerly known as Metallica, before merging with Megadeth, Santana, and that one band that huffs kittens and performs ritualistic animal sacrifices as part of their show. ) Basically, yet another 8 has unleashed an unstoppable force of destruction on Cheesistan. * sigh * And I was really enjoying my nap. I'm gonna be so pissed when I wake up next turn.
Tune: Get up the damn steps to the tower of observation[2] You trip. AGAIN! Somewhere a cruel entity is laughing at you.
Tune: Play some Final Fantasy 7 and wish for a remake on ps4
[7] Somehow you are able to play FFVII on an original PS1 whilst being outside without a television screen. For your dedication and ingenuity the President of Square Enix himself flies in from Japan to present you with a copy of the secret prototype for the PS4 remake of FF7-FF9 ( All on one disc with brand new graphics and fully remastered Dolby 7.1 Surround Sound. "One-Winged Angel" never sounded so badass! ) However... he does warn you that you must never, ever, ever, ever, ever let the Americans find out about it. Ever. And never let anyone but you play it. ( Not like you were gonna anyway. )
Quote from: Moi.
Maria: Try to help Giegue escape the rats.[7]You pull him onto the table and bat the rats off of him and wipe the blood from the wounds with a handkerchief, sterilizing them with iodine that you carry in your purse for no apparent reason at all.
Giegue:Kill all the rats.
Hobo:Acquire alcohol.
Amethyst-eyes: Suggest a romantic activity to Hazel-eyes
[8]You kill all rats on Planet Earth with a psychic blast. All snakes and scientists the world over are in an uproar. Also there's rat corpses everywhere.
[6]Alcyhol! You rummage through Maria's purse and abscond with medicinal alcohol. It's technically not the same thing, or even safe to drink, but you're a hobo. You'll be fine. She snaps at you and beats you with her parasol.
[4]You both are too nervous.
Amethyst-eyes: Hey... uh, y'wanna...uh...
Hazel-eyes: Yeah?
Amethyst-eyes: I dunno... * you slink away in shame *
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 09:03:01 pm
Mitzi: Learn to properly use a sword.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 20, 2014, 09:03:14 pm
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 09:08:57 pm
Mini-me: Explode in anger. ((I mean really explode like a human bomb.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 20, 2014, 09:10:30 pm
((Oi! Game! this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138725.0)! Make it be one!))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 20, 2014, 09:12:12 pm
Tune: Observe stuff in the observation tower whilst listening to One Winged Angel
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 09:16:07 pm
(('Tis! Go do! Show your Vampire American pride! ))((Oi! Game! this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138725.0)! Make it be one!))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 20, 2014, 09:21:17 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 20, 2014, 09:23:07 pm
Rebuild the houses
Master more PSI techniques.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 09:24:48 pm
((What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna be damn happy I didn't use PK Kiai, or it could have ended up like Giegue's turn, but with people or buildings. Also, does this mean I can add Shoryuken and Hadoken to my list of abilities for whenever I possibly get around to making a character page on the wiki?))(( Yes. You successfully learned both techniques. Good job, by the way. :) ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 09:28:07 pm
Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.
Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.
Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.
Post by: ~Neri on May 20, 2014, 09:40:35 pm
Lick Lyeos a Second Time.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 09:49:03 pm
Motherfucker.
Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.
Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.
Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.
"Let that be a lesson to you!"
Finish on a chord so cool, it puts out all the fires.
Fly off in search of more JUSTICE.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 11:01:58 pm
Lyeos: Show Mitzi that she needs to be careful through the use of visual aids. Like eye-lasers.[7] You have to put some burns in her boots, but you teach the valuable lessons of being careful... OR ELSE.
Mitzi: Learn to properly use a sword.
[6] You learn sword-play.
Comply. It's probably just a paperworking error, what's the worst that could happen?[8]You comply and after an embarrassing background search and invasive full-body scan, you are allowed in with a warning to get your passport fixed as soon as possible.
Me: Acquire programming skill.[3] Not so easy as hackers make it look.
Mini-me: Explode in anger. ((I mean really explode like a human bomb.))
[4]You explode in a more metaphorical sense and throw a tantrum.
Senketsu: Fly Tune up the stairs leaving him unharmed[7]You succeed! Congrats and welcome home!
Tune: Observe stuff in the observation tower whilst listening to One Winged Angel
[8]You accidentally observe the Lovecraftian horrors from your perch and mixed with the One Winged Angel your dark powers increase exponetially, at the cost of losing your sanity and most of your comprehensible physical form. You also grow long white hair because reasons.
Move to Cheesistan, start ghostbusting business[3]"Who you gonna call?" OUT OF BUSINESS! Kevak transformed all the ghostbusting equipment in the world into bread.
((What am I gonna do about it? I'm gonna be damn happy I didn't use PK Kiai, or it could have ended up like Giegue's turn, but with people or buildings. Also, does this mean I can add Shoryuken and Hadoken to my list of abilities for whenever I possibly get around to making a character page on the wiki?))[4]Easier said than done.
Rebuild the houses
Master more PSI techniques.
[8]PK STARSTORM! The shiny luminescent meteors begin falling from the sky! You destroy five more city blocks.
Motherfucker.[4+1]The blow glances strikes the face, bruising the cheek.
Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.
Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.
Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.
[3]Wallace and girlfriend don't want to leave Earth. All their stuff is there.
Lick Lyeos Once.[6] You lick Lyeos.
Lick Lyeos a Second Time.
[3] You lick self.
[8]WHOOOSH! THE FLAMES ARE EXTINGUISHED. Also, all of you are blown away by the force of the chord. ( Literally blown away. )Motherfucker.
Punch Rock God in the face for unleashing another boss.
Take Wallace and girlfriend to Martian colony.
Screw Earth, everyone there is a douche anyway.
"Let that be a lesson to you!"
Finish on a chord so cool, it puts out all the fires.
Fly off in search of more JUSTICE.
[5]JUSTICE! You correct several jaywalkers and stop a purse-snatching.
Quote from: Beard
CaptainMcClellan: Wake from nap.[8]Awww crap! Now I got the insomnia too. And I feel all drug-out from oversleeping.
Maria: Find a better place to live
Hobo: Survive drinking the stolen alcohol.
Giegue:Study all the new PSI popping up and try to figure out what the heck is up with that.
Hazel-eyes: Go comfort your awkward friend.
[7]You are approached by a man on the street. He asks if that white creature is following you.
"You mean my son?"
"Wait... what?"
"Yeah, I've raised him since he was a baby. His name is Giegue."
"I am a scientist studying xenobiology, cryptobiology, and the cultures of all the fringe things. I'd be willing to pay a lot of money for the chance to study your son."
"Umm... actually we need a place to live."
"Say no more, I can set you up an apartment right by my facility. In the same building and everything."
"You're not going to hurt him, right?"
"Of course not!"
"Thank you for your generosity sir. However, how much you'll be able to learn from him is up to his mood."
"I'll take that chance."
*Nice apartment get!*
[7]* banjo plays a fanfare * You survive due to your MIGHTY HOBO POWERS!!!! Which have also been restored by drinking the Isopropyl alcohol. You take off flying in your invisible box car. "TO THE LIQUOR STORE!"
[1]There's too many conflicting signals and you're not as strong now. You give yourself a massive migraine and feel an urgent need to get out of the wide open, people-filled, noisy space. You really wish they would all stop staring at you! YOU ROAR LOUDLY AND SCREAM "GO AWAY! GET AWAY FROM ME!" And fly away from the city.
Maria: "Giegue! Come back!"
[6]You float over to him. "Hey," you say.
"Hey," he says back.
"What was that all about just a second ago?"
"I... I wanted to ask you something."
"Ask."
"Did you feel a connection when I grabbed your hand?"
You blush, you deny it. "Only the feeling of your hand."
"Oh," he says. He cannot see the blush.
"It was the feeling of two souls crossing one another..."
He is comforted but at the same time tormented by the cryptic nature of your response.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 11:04:54 pm
Release Wallace from my service. Find a new champion, one that is
Kill the mad scientist by teleporting him into orbit.
Revenge is nearly complete. Take that, traitors!
Post by: TamerVirus on May 20, 2014, 11:05:40 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 20, 2014, 11:08:56 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 11:10:24 pm
(Wait, am I becoming a superhero?)
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 11:12:11 pm
Mini-me: Fade from game until commanded to come back.
((I don't know what to do with him so he will be gone until I need him for something.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 20, 2014, 11:14:01 pm
The plan can have no further interruptions-- I mean what.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 11:14:50 pm
(I finished the SUPERULTRAMEGADETHMETALOFDOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM with the fire extinguishing.)(Something like that yeah. Also, you should maybe do something about your injuries, even if they are rather mild. )
(Wait, am I becoming a superhero?)
((I don't know what to do with him so he will be gone until I need him for something.))(( You don't have to submit commands for every character. I have several I don't use at any given moment. As do many others. For example, Walter hasn't done anything in a few turns, Wallace hasn't done anything at all, just had things done to him, and other examples. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 20, 2014, 11:15:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 20, 2014, 11:17:49 pm
((OK ignore Mini-me's command then.))(( K. I'm'a take a nap now. See y'all tomma.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 20, 2014, 11:18:14 pm
Strum a note audible only to psychics across the land, their powers may soon be needed to defend the realm!
Appear to the hobo, a friend of mine from decades ago before the communists drove the nobility out of the region.
Post by: Beirus on May 20, 2014, 11:22:23 pm
Follow that flying Giegue.
Master another PSI power on the way.
Post by: ~Neri on May 21, 2014, 12:29:36 am
Lick Lyeos a Fourth Time.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 21, 2014, 06:51:23 am
Tune: get my physical form back possibly
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 07:39:40 am
Lyeos: Put a nice, shiny ruby on the sword-that-is-me that will allow someone to summon me if they use my name while touching it.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 08:28:20 am
The lesbians are dead. Truly, today is a glorious one. Thank you, weird rock-thing.Nobody said that! Not a damn person said the lesbians died. They just got set on fire and knocked off a ledge.
Release Wallace from my service. Find a new champion, one that istropesa Chivalrous Pervert Protectorate.
Kill the mad scientist by teleporting him into orbit.
Revenge is nearly complete. Take that, traitors!
[8]He is also a Comedic Sociopath, Narcissist, and has a god complex. So pretty much you but without potato powers. Good luck getting along with a super-powerful Dragon like that. ( Wallace rides off into the sunset with his new gf, I approve of this. )
[2+1]Mad scientist uses mad science to foil your schemes.
USE THE BANK OF CHEESISTAN TO FORECLOSE ON KEVAK'S EXISTENCE[8]You set a lien against Kevak's existence, but you cannot foreclose without giving him a fiscal month to pay. 'Tis basic financial law. Which is almost as universal as mathematical law. Also, since it's an 8, he just won the lottery. After taxes he still has enough to pay off the lien.
Sell Cheesistan on Ebay.[1]You can't sell countries on Ebay. I checked.
Me: Try to become a being made of shadows again.[4]Listen you! It's not gonna happen! Ever! If it does, I'll waste an intervention roll to stop it from happening.
Mini-me: Fade from game until commanded to come back.
((I don't know what to do with him so he will be gone until I need him for something.))
- Cancelled action.
Try to get my passport fixed.[6]You go down to the Department of Immigrations
The plan can have no further interruptions-- I mean what.
(There will be time for treating minor bruises later! The time for action is NIGH!)[5]The psychics hear your call, but they do not heed it. In fact, they message back with a chill jazzy bass riff that says "We're busy."
Strum a note audible only to psychics across the land, their powers may soon be needed to defend the realm!
Appear to the hobo, a friend of mine from decades ago before the communists drove the nobility out of the region.
[4]Hobo cancels meet friend: Too drunk.
Hobo: "Oh hey... guy..." * snores *
((I am apparently becoming some sort of highly destructive superweapon.))[3]He uses evasive action.
Follow that flying Giegue.
Master another PSI power on the way.
[6]You learn PSI Lifeup! Congrats, you're now multiclassing!
Lick Lyeos a Third Time.[6]You lick him again.
Lick Lyeos a Fourth Time.
[6-0.5]And again.
Tune: Go read some books on Mako and Jenova for reasons[3]No such books exist... Or at least none that you can find on Amazon.
Tune: get my physical form back possibly
[6]Sure. Also, you have black-feathered wings now because of the FF.
Lyeos:Quickly! Before Kevak licks me! Use the power of the shadow beasts to become a sentient sword for Mitzi![5]He has already licked you twice, but on the upshot, you do get to transform into said sentient sword without any horrendous side-effects. Also, for the lols Sword is now added to your last-name and you receive an honorary doctorate from Cheesistan University.
Lyeos: Put a nice, shiny ruby on the sword-that-is-me that will allow someone to summon me if they use my name while touching it.
[1]Nope. You have no such materia. Or gemstones. Or hands to put things with. Didn't really think that through did you?
Quote from:
Maria: Contact Giegue[1]He's blocking off all telepathic communications and has already flown out of earshot.
Hobo: Recover from drunken stupor and talk to the Jarl.
CaptainMcClellan: Go outside and see what's happened.
Amethyst-eyes: Ask her what she meant by that.
[8]You accidentally sweat out all the alcohol all at once, becoming the worse thing in the world to be: sober. Once you get over the agony of sobriety and the worst hang-over known to man, dwarf, and hobo kind, you look to the Jarl.
"Yes my liege?" the hobo says.
[6]I take in all the chaos that has come to my beloved country.
"Well shit."
[4]
Hazel-eyes: "I just meant what I said." She's blushing again, but you wouldn't know it.
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 08:31:02 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 08:31:35 am
Mitzi: Cut off Kevak's tongue.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 08:33:41 am
Coup Cheesistan.
Sue this fool in Cheesistan court!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 08:37:47 am
Squash the mad scientist.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 21, 2014, 08:41:54 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 08:50:32 am
((So wait, was my passport fixed?))(( You went to the DOI anyway... let me double checked. You got a 6 and I'm feeling generous, so we'll say that yes, yes it was. Welcome to Cheesistan! ))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 21, 2014, 08:52:30 am
((So wait, was my passport fixed?))(( You went to the DOI anyway... let me double checked. You got a 6 and I'm feeling generous, so we'll say that yes, yes it was. Welcome to Cheesistan! ))
Excellent...
Locate a place to stay long-term.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 21, 2014, 08:58:19 am
Tune: Collect all the materia (not the all materia just ALL of the materia)
Post by: ~Neri on May 21, 2014, 09:16:09 am
Poke Tune again!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 09:19:50 am
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 10:02:44 am
Go find this Someon. Because now the GM is just asking for it to happen.
Master another PSI power on the way.
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 01:18:11 pm
(( Hey everyone! What do you think of this STUNNINGLY INFORMATIVE ARTICLE? http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Someon ))((Too many spoilers! >:( ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 01:39:14 pm
Coup Cheesistan.
Lyeos Rassura Nal'lyei-Sword: If I can turn myself into a sentient sword, I can make myself have a ruby. Try again.[1]Again?
Mitzi: Cut off Kevak's tongue.
[4]You pierce Kevak's tongue!
[2]You sue him, but it's really unnecessary and you don't accomplish anything because the GM already settled the matter out of court.Coup Cheesistan.
Sue this fool in Cheesistan court!
Screw him, find a better champion that fits my recommendations.[5]You find a lazy, somewhat incompetent guy that's much closer to what you were looking for. The other guy, being a narcissist, doesn't take being fired well. Expect this to come back to bite you in the ass.
Squash the mad scientist.
[2]He still doesn't believe in you. He thinks he's fighting peyote-powered aliens. That said, the combat is not much different than with peyote-powered aliens apparently, based on how well he's fending off every single attack.
[2]The best you can do is a Motel 6, unless you want to stay in the "amnesty shelter", which is where Maria and Giegue just were and not a very nice place at all.((So wait, was my passport fixed?))(( You went to the DOI anyway... let me double checked. You got a 6 and I'm feeling generous, so we'll say that yes, yes it was. Welcome to Cheesistan! ))
Excellent...
Locate a place to stay long-term.
Tune: Get Masamune sword[4]No.... But you do get a sword. And it's pretty long and sharp. Beware the pointy bits friend!
Tune: Collect all the materia (not the all materia just ALL of the materia)
[4]You get one ALL materia, even despite specifying that wasn't what you meant.
Poke the Tune![1] You can't reach him, he's at the top of the highest tower, in a locked room, in a city that's inside a giant snowglobe, that's inside a camp fortified with three different kinds of psychic/magic shield, and physical obstacles as well.
Poke Tune again!
[2] What did I just say!?
((Wow, the first turn I didn't roll an 8 on my second action.))[3]That'd require cross-dimensional travel, which is currently impossible.
Go find this Someon. Because now the GM is just asking for it to happen.
Master another PSI power on the way.
[1]You have enough! Your mind can't handle any more learning right now!
Quote from: A bit less than half-French
CaptainMcClellan: See about doing something to fix the chaos.[6]I use an experimental weapon and a harpoon gun to fire a clocking devise onto the eldritch abominations. They are now invisible, preventing further insanity. A WINRAR IS ME. However, now I'm confused...
Maria: Politely ask the scientist for help in contacting Giegue.
Voice: T-block!
[6]
Scientist: "Oh, I've got just the thing!" * he produces a device that looks like it can't possibly be real * "Guaranteed to transmit to all psychics in a 1000 mile radius.
Maria: "How does it work?"
Scientist: "Just press that button and speak into the microphone right there." * he points at the button and then the microphone *
[7]A T-block falls on main street.
((Oh nu!!!))(( Hey everyone! What do you think of this STUNNINGLY INFORMATIVE ARTICLE? http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Someon ))((Too many spoilers! >:( ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 01:41:22 pm
Mitzi:Slice more of Kevak's tongue.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 21, 2014, 01:50:48 pm
Tune: Break Kevak's fingers for even attempting to touch me. NO TOUCHING
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 01:54:53 pm
((Hey, remember when I made you roll for updating this? :P ))Spoiler: Tropes Guide (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 21, 2014, 01:55:17 pm
Poke Tune somehow anyways.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 01:59:56 pm
(( BLARGH. I DON' WANNA! * throws cheetos at you and runs away * ))((Hey, remember when I made you roll for updating this? :P ))Spoiler: Tropes Guide (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 02:21:59 pm
Make the chivalrous pervert a clueless chick magnet while giving him superhuman strength and speed.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 02:23:03 pm
Tell the Dragon that he can be my champion if he slays that freaking mad scientist and the two lesbians.HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!?
Make the chivalrous pervert a clueless chick magnet.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 02:27:15 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 02:32:49 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 02:40:26 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 02:43:12 pm
Harness my inner ki in preparation to learn more martial arts stuff.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 02:46:26 pm
The new champion? He's a lazy perverted fucker, not the Dragon.Ohhh.... That's better.
Post by: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 02:49:21 pm
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Sulk in the corner about the GM being a meanie.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 02:53:42 pm
((Since everyone else gets one I'll make a weapon too.))I don't have a weapon. ( Not that I friggin well need one. )
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Sulk in the corner about the GM being a meanie.
Post by: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 02:58:16 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 03:00:51 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 21, 2014, 03:02:18 pm
((Everyone else that I might fight with soon has a weapon both Tune and Mitze are fighting Kevak.))
((It's not really fighting more like Don't touch me or I'll destroy you. I am a very solitary person who doesn't like being touched))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 03:03:16 pm
((Everyone else that I might fight with soon has a weapon both Tune and Mitze are fighting Kevak.))(( Wait a minute... I do have a weapon. So yea, go ahead. You'll probably need more than a weapon though. You're gonna need protection. Basically, you are the little brother of the whole flippin' country and probably the easiest to defeat in combat, which reminds me, it's time to start the Minigame. ))
(( Same. ))((Everyone else that I might fight with soon has a weapon both Tune and Mitze are fighting Kevak.))
((It's not really fighting more like Don't touch me or I'll destroy you. I am a very solitary person who doesn't like being touched))
Post by: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 03:08:16 pm
((Since everyone else gets one I'll make a weapon too.))Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me:Sulk in the corner about the GM being a meanie.
Me: Become everyone's little brother.
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 21, 2014, 03:10:29 pm
CREATE A FORCEFIELD AROUND A RANDOM PERSON OR WHATEVER
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 03:11:46 pm
FUCK EVERYONE AT ONCE
((
Post by: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 03:13:32 pm
((Never mind.))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 03:15:39 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 03:18:01 pm
RESULTS ARE IN! WE HAVE OUR MINIGAME!
ROLL A D12 TO SEE WHICH HOMESTUCK TROLL THE GM BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF THIS WEEK!
[3] SOLLUX CAPTOR!
Ok, so how this works is, the troll is brought into an Arena with another, significantly more powerful me. The arena will be separated in the roll results by a spoiler tag. Each non-me character will choose who to root for, me or the troll. ( No punishment will be handed down for siding against me. ) Each player may submit a battle command for the fighter they chose, but I am free to ignore all of them and the troll can ignore the ones that will likely get them killed. This will have no impact on the rest of Cheesistan, it is a mini-game. However, should, by some weird chance, the troll survive and defeat me, they become permanent citizens of Cheesistan and have their life reinstated ( if applicable. ) That said, I'm doing this to mop the floor with characters that I mostly completely hate. So, don't expect the trolls to survive. Also, as in Homestuck, the trolls, except for Karkat and especially Vriska, are flagrant cheaters. So that may help their survival rates somewhat, but the more they cheat the greater their punishment. I have no particular hatred for Sollux, so this battle will be strictly business. Let us begin. ( You may all choose sides now. )
EDIT: Each troll has 12000 Life Points and if they survive until the end of the week without either being defeated, they are simply sent home.
Post by: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 03:21:30 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 21, 2014, 03:21:46 pm
Sollux, use your laser eyes.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 21, 2014, 03:26:30 pm
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 03:35:39 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 03:42:30 pm
Post by: darkpaladin109 on May 21, 2014, 03:50:11 pm
Yeah, Sollux should use his laser eyes. He's one of the trolls I don't dislike.I swear if you happen to dislike Nepeta I'l get a good reason to kill you, for no actual person can dislike her.
GO SOLLUX
YOU'RE ONE OF THE BETTER TROLLS
Post by: poketwo on May 21, 2014, 03:54:15 pm
DESTROY HUSSIE
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 04:13:57 pm
(( Agreed. As a matter of fact, I'll just let Nepeta win because she's just mildly autistic, not an asshole with deep issues. I can't hurt her for being mildly autistic. That would make me the biggest asshole of them all. ))Yeah, Sollux should use his laser eyes. He's one of the trolls I don't dislike.I swear if you happen to dislike Nepeta I'l get a good reason to kill you, for no actual person can dislike her.
GO SOLLUX
YOU'RE ONE OF THE BETTER TROLLS
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 04:16:44 pm
CMC* grins like a Cheshire Cat *
DESTROY HUSSIE
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 05:56:29 pm
Crush him/her with giant dice!
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 06:31:37 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 06:32:59 pm
Blow up a nuke in Cheesistan.((Hmm... Drat! I can't sue him since my patent is for the cheestomic bomb!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 06:53:50 pm
CMC!Nah, that's more Vriska's schtick.
Crush him/her with giant dice!
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 06:57:24 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 07:00:28 pm
((Who could hate Nepeta? She is awesome! And I can't help but feel sorry for Tavros. I think he's a neat troll too. CMC, it should be a rap battle if you fight him.))(( I don't feel bad for Tavros at all. His predicament was totally his fault. And moreover he failed to do the right thing because he was too pathetic.))
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 07:10:49 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 07:16:03 pm
((What do you mean? He led a revolution against the high bloods and controlled animals. No, wait, that was The Summoner/Rufioh. Was Tavros the one with no self-confidence or functioning legs? Maybe I don't remember all of his patheticness. It's been a while since I read, and all I really remember is the Tauros symbol and the mention of Cavalreapers, which sound awesome.))(( Yep. The woobie one so shockingly pathetic that he single-handedly lost the game. No wait, that was Eridan. Or Vriska. :P They all suck at working as a team. Also, I thought the Rufioh expy was in really bad taste even if it did fit perfectly. But yea, Tavros was the one with no legs or courage or willpower or any worthwhile trait at all to be perfectly honest... ))
Post by: poketwo on May 21, 2014, 07:34:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 07:58:31 pm
Lyeos Rassura Nal'lyei - Sword: Be sad because you can't be a fancy sword.[8]You mope so much that you literally become heavier. So heavy that Mitzi can't wield you properly.
Mitzi:Slice more of Kevak's tongue.
[1]Lyeos is too heavy!
Tune: Get the Masamune anyway[2] The number speaks for itself.
Tune: Break Kevak's fingers for even attempting to touch me. NO TOUCHING
[4]You smack his hand, but the finger-bones are intact.
Acquire tongue ring.[8]You get this super-awesome tongue ring! Then your tongue gets infected and swells up. You can't eat solid foods or speak.
Poke Tune somehow anyways.
[5]You rappel down from the glass dome to poke him in the back. He uses his sword to cut the rope. Gravity ensues.
Tell the Dragon that he can be my champion if he slays that freaking mad scientist and the two lesbians.[8]He kills them and drinks their blood, becoming even stronger. Also, the LGBT ( and the cops and people who actually matter) blame you for telling him to do so. Anti-potato riot! He also kills your other guy so he doesn't have competition.
Make the chivalrous pervert a clueless chick magnet while giving him superhuman strength and speed.
[AUTO]He's dead.
Go eat[1]You lost all your money paying for fines and repairs and cannot afford food.
Harness my inner ki in preparation to learn more martial arts stuff.
[3]Your stomach growling breaks your focus.
[2]Same thing I told Tune.((Since everyone else gets one I'll make a weapon too.))Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me: Form a shadow scythe.
Me:Sulk in the corner about the GM being a meanie.
Me: Become everyone's little brother.
[8]It sticks. You are now legally every other player's little brother. If the downside isn't apparent, just wait for it.
AHAHAHAHAHAH ACTION EDITED[6]You make a forcefield around Kevak. Congrats, you saved him from falling to his death. That's a good enough for a 6 right?
CREATE A FORCEFIELD AROUND A RANDOM PERSON OR WHATEVER
Blow up a nuke in Cheesistan.[5] You are now in a stand-off with the SWAT team.
Quote from: Yeah
CaptainMcClellan: Use my department's resources to take out the nuclear terrorist.[5]SWAT is now in a stand-off with the terrorist. Back up has been called but who knows if it'll get here in time.
Maria:Use the doohickey to contact Giegue.
[6]
Maria: * speaks into the device * "Giegue?"
Giegue: * hears his mother's voice, as does every psychic within a 1000 miles * "Mother?"
Maria: * hears his voice out of the device * "Yes, it's me. Why don't you come back?"
Giegue: "It's too loud and bright and they all kept looking at me."
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
HAPPY ONE MONTH ANNIVERSARY *party squeezer noise*YAY! You just got a fan. Here's your fan-mail.
"So, that army of Scythers you got... How big is it?" from: Your fan.
(( More fan mail at the end of the season. ))
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 08:02:33 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 21, 2014, 08:04:31 pm
Make him my champion. Equip him with hyperdense potato armor (that is kept pressurized my my will) and ask him to repair potato-human relations WITHOUT murdering everything.
Check up on the Mars colony.
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 08:06:03 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 21, 2014, 08:13:44 pm
Time Lord gov.: Do something to stop the nuke thing...it is very annoying
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 08:17:25 pm
((Also have I detonated the nuke yet?))(( No, right now you're publicly threatening to. ))
Post by: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 08:28:42 pm
Me: Stabilize the hivemind.
((I don't see any downsides to being everyone's little brother what are they?))
Post by: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 08:30:52 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 08:45:23 pm
Disarm the bomb.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 08:47:16 pm
((I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GIVE ME NOTHING BUT 8'S))(( Not so! Also, did you ever consider that you being the god of potatoes is why you get nothing but 8's? Maybe the dice are scared of you. Also, who are you rooting for in the arena and what should they do? ))
Make him my champion. Equip him with hyperdense potato armor (that is kept pressurized my my will) and ask him to repair potato-human relations WITHOUT murdering everything.
Check up on the Mars colony.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 21, 2014, 09:22:23 pm
"Greetings, Prime Minister. The time has come for you to once more aid our country. We must find the others from the old days!"
Identify the single largest threat to Cheesistan at the moment.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 09:29:45 pm
((I go study for EIGHT HOURS...))(( I KNOW! And just think, this is only two rolls. ))
"Greetings, Prime Minister. The time has come for you to once more aid our country. We must find the others from the old days!"
Identify the single largest threat to Cheesistan at the moment.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 21, 2014, 10:45:42 pm
Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud, bankrupt EVERYONE
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 11:17:49 pm
((Sorry. It was a big update. ))Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud, bankrupt EVERYONE
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 11:22:32 pm
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 11:23:48 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 21, 2014, 11:32:25 pm
((Didn't Hussie get destroyed? Everyone wins! If not, do eet!))(( Yes......... but technically, the battle's still going on. Besides. There's no guarantee we got rid of Hussie. Just because we blew one up doesn't mean there aren't another thousand. The guy was a huge self-insertive narcissist, almost as bad as me. There's a decent chance for everyone we kill there's 20 more lurking. ))
Post by: Beirus on May 21, 2014, 11:49:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 12:20:40 am
((You should allow Sollux citizenship and make him founder of the Hussie Hunters, a group of elite special forces that weed out any Hussies before they can corrupt Cheezistan or become Bosses.))Sigged.
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 02:04:11 am
Float over to too and poke him.
Flee.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 02:27:00 am
((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))(( I assumed you'd manifested into a human form again. If you're still an energy being, then you're not even capable of poking and licking. ))
Float over to too and poke him.
Flee.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 03:41:10 am
Also poke Lyeos because lels.
((I don't just want to burn the bridges between these games, I want them stabbed babillion times, followed by unloading an M61 Vulcan Gatling gun, carpetbombing the entire area, spamming the rubble with a combination of Wave Motion Guns and Kill Sats, nuking, then standing on them while dancing horribly before falling on your back (on it), and just to be sure, driving it into the ground with a jackhammer. No good can come of these two games mixing.))
((-e: this counts as one))
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 03:54:05 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 03:57:18 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 04:07:38 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 04:09:49 am
((Please do, that should be fun.))
((Well I've noticed a trend of your characters goes as a way too hyper dog thing.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 04:14:01 am
Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified by 50 times.Pourquoi?
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 04:20:05 am
Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified by 50 times.Pourquoi?
Eftersom skäl.
Post by: Lyeos on May 22, 2014, 10:00:43 am
Mitzi:Get some icecream.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 12:24:09 pm
((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))((As evidenced by black holes, even energy is subject to gravity))
Float over to too and poke him.
Flee.
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 02:08:57 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 06:18:42 pm
((I'm not subject to gravity in relation to a planet making me fall at a nonexistent terminal velocity. Cause, you know.. Energy.))(( Fine, if you're not affected by the G-forces, you're affected by the GM-forces. End of debate. Now post your roll for the arena please, then I'm gonna roll. You have thirty minutes plus how ever long rolling takes. I still have other stuffs to do today. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 07:20:39 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 08:18:14 pm
Summon mafia and make it a Mexican standoff.[5] Standoff ensues.
((I SWEAR TO GOD YOU GIVE ME NOTHING BUT 8'S))[8]He didn't quite catch the "WITHOUT". The potato-human relations improve because they're all to scared to fight back.
Make him my champion. Equip him with hyperdense potato armor (that is kept pressurized my my will) and ask him to repair potato-human relations WITHOUT murdering everything.
Check up on the Mars colony.
[7]It's doing great now. Whatever was botehering the Martians is over now. ( Or maybe they just heard what your "champion" did to the Earthlings.
Tune: Kick Kevak out of the Citadel and the camp, before he touches anything[5]Too late. He already touched stuff. BUt he does leave.
Time Lord gov.: Do something to stop the nuke thing...it is very annoying
[6]You send in armed diplomats trained for this sort of thing.
Me: Form a shadow scythe.[4]You've got the shadow-metal, now just to get it shaped.
Me: Stabilize the hivemind.
((I don't see any downsides to being everyone's little brother what are they?))
[1]The hivemind destabilizes despite your efforts.
Also start waving the launch button in such a manner that if any would be super hero's tackle me then it'll fly out of my grasp and detonate the nuke when it hits the ground.[3]Your nuke's detonator doesn't work that way.
Shoryuken the terrorist[4]SHORYUKEN! Bravo, you just knocked him over.
Disarm the bomb.
[4]You start messing with stuff, the device malfunctions, but doesn't appear to be disarmed at all.
((I go study for EIGHT HOURS...))[1]Your search is made difficult by the fact that their identities were erased.
"Greetings, Prime Minister. The time has come for you to once more aid our country. We must find the others from the old days!"
Identify the single largest threat to Cheesistan at the moment.
[7]No question, The Potatolaird's second in command.
[4]Economy doesn't work that way either. Though you did screw quite a few people.Use Cheesistan Bank for well coordinated securities fraud,
bankrupt EVERYONE
((Aren't I an energy being and therefore not subject to gravity or inertia?))[4]You run back in to get last poke, but he chases you away again.
Float over to too and poke him.
Flee.
[7]You get away safely and make it out of the camp once more.
Punch the GM in the face for
even attempting to hijack my game.
Also poke Lyeos because lels.
((I don't just want to burn the bridges between these games, I want them stabbed babillion times, followed by unloading an M61 Vulcan Gatling gun, carpetbombing the entire area, spamming the rubble with a combination of Wave Motion Guns and Kill Sats, nuking, then standing on them while dancing horribly before falling on your back (on it), and just to be sure, driving it into the ground with a jackhammer. No good can come of these two games mixing.))
(( I was just trying to fix the Kevakiyas problem, but if this is the thanks I get... ))
Use mind power's to make Kevak go on a suger buzz amplified[0] Too many commands you have already.
by 50 times.
Lyeos:Become joyful.[1] * sniff * Life's just too depressing. * go off on an exestintialist spiral of Nietzche depression. *
Mitzi:Get some icecream.
[7]You leave him on the ground. He's too heavy for anyone to lift right now. You go get ice cream to make you feel better.
((Wait, I'm supposed to roll for the arena? If so, (8) was(( No, just submit commands for Sollux. But it's ok, I'll make something up. ))
rolled.))
Quote from: NonSequitir
CaptainMcClellan: Attempt to solve problem peacefully.[7]I bribe the mafia into turning on the terrorist and promise him full amnesty, grief-councilling and cake. While under sway of my voice, I get the detonator from him. It helps that we had so many diplomats and SWAT teams and such. He may regret it, but it's the right thing to do. He's put into cuffs and stuffed in an armoured car whilst the bomb squad wheels away the nuke.
Maria: Convince Giegue to come back.
Hobo: Track down old friends of the Empire.
[2]He complains more and declares he's not coming back.
[2]You cannot find them either... They aren't in their usual places. You are starting to get worried.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 22, 2014, 08:24:46 pm
Me: Shape shadow-metal into a shadow scythe.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 22, 2014, 08:26:15 pm
Tune: Get Masamune
Post by: Beirus on May 22, 2014, 08:29:50 pm
Meditate to focus my ki.
Learn to go Super Saiyan all the way up to Super Saiyan God.
Arena command: Sollux should gain citizenship and found the Hussie Hunters. Failing that, eye lasers!
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 08:31:31 pm
Go to the Cheesi Catacombs, check the records of the Ancient Royal Order. Surely these must be untouched!
While there, awaken the spirits of the Knights Fromagier.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 08:32:12 pm
((Aww, the Hussie Hunters thing was my suggestion for the arena.))(( Oh. Oops. Well at this rate Sollux will probably defeat me anyway. So it can still happen maybe.))
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 08:34:43 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 08:43:01 pm
Laser CMC again.
Telekinesis CMC into wall.
Rend Space, around CMC.
Kevak:
Go back to making Space Elevators.
Colonize Venus again.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 08:56:43 pm
Resurrect the slain champion candidate on Mars. Declare him to be my official butt monkey.]
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 09:05:34 pm
[color=crimsonPet Champion on head, but tell him to calm the right fuck down, he's not being much of a comedic sociopathic anti-hero right now.Champion: Comedy is in the ears of the laugher. I certainly laughed a lot! Mmhehehehe!
Resurrect the slain champion candidate on Mars. Declare him to be my official butt monkey.][/color]
Post by: poketwo on May 22, 2014, 09:23:42 pm
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 09:25:54 pm
"well, its simple really, I have INFINITE scythers. Why you may ask??? Cause I have an RTD with an never ending wave of them of course! and I'm planing to unleash them to attack and then use this RTD as the basing ground for an assult that will take over the RTD sub-board for my rule, but not yet, first I have to forge a cool sword"((I hope that's not your real intention. Ever since VN (which I was not around to see) people are wary of this.))
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
Post by: Beirus on May 22, 2014, 09:36:45 pm
((Now I want to know what VN was.))"well, its simple really, I have INFINITE scythers. Why you may ask??? Cause I have an RTD with an never ending wave of them of course! and I'm planing to unleash them to attack and then use this RTD as the basing ground for an assult that will take over the RTD sub-board for my rule, but not yet, first I have to forge a cool sword"((I hope that's not your real intention. Ever since VN (which I was not around to see) people are wary of this.))
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 09:58:33 pm
Me: Stabilize the hivemind.[5]Stability to Code Yellow. Things are looking up.
Me: Shape shadow-metal into a shadow scythe.
[1]You don't have the capabilities to work shadow-metal. Try asking a dwarf.
Tune: Collect all of the materia[1]You can't.
Tune: Get Masamune
[1]Sephiroth is firmly grasping it, even in death.
((Aww, the Hussie Hunters thing was my suggestion for the arena.))[3]Still hungry.
Meditate to focus my ki.
Learn to go Super Saiyan all the way up to Super Saiyan God.
Arena command: Sollux should gain citizenship and found the Hussie Hunters. Failing that, eye lasers!
[5]Super Saiyan! You achieve Super Saiyan 1.
"Curse, you 1980's! Curse you and your political intrigue!"[5]Raided! Not much is intact, but they left some dusty scrolls untouched.
Go to the Cheesi Catacombs, check the records of the Ancient Royal Order. Surely these must be untouched!
While there, awaken the spirits of the Knights Fromagier.
[7]You call upon the spirits of the sworn protectors of Cheese throughout the ages. The Knights Fromagier come to your aid.
Use my haxor skillz to pwn every1 with supr fst shoting.[3]Your haxor skillz are not great enough to hack reality. You do manage to shoot a cop, but you just lost your amnesty. Good job, now you're going to jail for felony assault of an officer of the law with a deadly weapon.
Sollux:[2]Hmm... about that. Quite a few of them have been destroyed.
Laser CMC again.
Telekinesis CMC into wall.
Rend Space, around CMC.
Kevak:
Go back to making Space Elevators.
Colonize Venus again.
[4]Your attempts to colonize Venus continue to fail. It's just too hot to support life and even most craft you send burn up.
Pet Champion on head, but tell him to calm the right fuck down, he's not being much of a comedic sociopathic anti-hero right now. Make him read ALL of TvTropes.[8]He (somehow) reads all the tropes. He is now genre savvy enough to destroy the entire damn RTD. Good job breaking it hero!
Resurrect the slain champion candidate on Mars. Declare him to be my official butt monkey.]
[5]He is resurrected and becomes the butt monkey. "But I don't wanna..." he says.
"well, its simple really, I have INFINITE scythers. Why you may ask??? Cause I have an RTD with an never ending wave of them of course! and I'm planing to unleash them to attack and then use this RTD as the basing ground for an assult that will take over the RTD sub-board for my rule, but not yet, first I have to forge a cool sword"[4]You make a dagger out of valyrian steel. It's not even full tang, so it'll break with heavy wear.
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
((Likewise. ))((Now I want to know what VN was.))"well, its simple really, I have INFINITE scythers. Why you may ask??? Cause I have an RTD with an never ending wave of them of course! and I'm planing to unleash them to attack and then use this RTD as the basing ground for an assult that will take over the RTD sub-board for my rule, but not yet, first I have to forge a cool sword"((I hope that's not your real intention. Ever since VN (which I was not around to see) people are wary of this.))
FORGE COOL SWORD OUT OF VALYRIAN STEEL
Quote from: AutoCkis
Return to camp with the results of several sales.[7]You return with the spoils of the mall, having successfully aided with the war on the Mallgoths.
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Have the nuke stored in an underground bunker in case of emergencies.[5]It leaks radiation the whole way. Great, at best we have a fresh crop of mutants, but more likely hundreds of people just got thyroid cancer.
Maria:Remain patient, attempt to gently coax him back.
Hobo: Fiddle around with bricks on the wall looking for the hidden passage.
[3]Still no.
[1]The secret passage was walled off years ago to prevent the revolutionaries from accessing it.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: Beirus on May 22, 2014, 10:05:57 pm
Then go Super Saiyan God
Arena command:
Lazer eyes again.
Use techno magic
Merge with a ship and crash it into CMC. ULTIMATE FINISHER!!!
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 10:13:30 pm
Set off the nuke.
THE DETAILS ARE IRRELEVENT!
EDIT I wasn't paying the most attention to the updates,apparantly I'm in a police car in handcuffs.
THE DETAILS ARE IRRELEVENT!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 22, 2014, 10:14:28 pm
Tune: Gather most of the materia except the useless ones
Post by: WillowLuman on May 22, 2014, 10:14:46 pm
Check the WWI era bunker connected to the catacombs for sings of recent trespassers.
Find out who's responsible for this subterfuge! Was this the work of the Communists decades ago?
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 10:15:50 pm
Fix the darn space elevators.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 10:17:29 pm
(Is the Hobo in the catacombs with me?)(Yup. Didn't you say "follow me" or something? Irregardless, that's what he's doing. )
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 22, 2014, 10:41:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 10:46:06 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 22, 2014, 11:05:56 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 22, 2014, 11:07:59 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 22, 2014, 11:08:16 pm
As the dragon is a chivalrous pervert protectorate, find him a girlfriend. Preferably one that scares him into submission.
Make the butt monkey go to an all girls school. This is done because reasons. ((i actually have shitty reasons if you want them)).
*long, deep fart*
Ahh, much better. Enough of the cra-zay!
Dissipate the dragon, steal his power and give it to Wallace.
Depart from Earth and find a new civilisation to watch over far, far away
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 22, 2014, 11:18:57 pm
Since when am I the hero?(( I do want them. ))
As the dragon is a chivalrous pervert protectorate, find him a girlfriend. Preferably one that scares him into submission.
Make the butt monkey go to an all girls school. This is done because reasons. ((i actually have shitty reasons if you want them)).
Post by: Prophet on May 22, 2014, 11:24:11 pm
Me: If that fails ask Tune for help.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 22, 2014, 11:33:53 pm
Me: Try to shape shadow-metal into a scythe anyway.
Me: If that fails ask Tune for help.
((I would help but I am trying to obtain a certain weapon of my own))
Post by: Prophet on May 22, 2014, 11:44:55 pm
Me: Try to shape shadow-metal into a scythe anyway.
Me: If that fails askTuneKevak for help.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 23, 2014, 12:00:03 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 23, 2014, 01:52:25 am
(( I do want them. ))
whine Fine, they're throwing out a free scholarship to a boy, in order to give the girls better social skills with the opposite sex, since they don't meet many at their boarding school. However, the director has accidentally told them that increased social contact with the boy will get them better grades, which most of the girls interpret as a relationship.
Enter the butt monkey.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 02:33:51 am
(( Short answer: Fiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnneeeee You can have this one episode of anime BS. NO MORE. Read the rant if that's not good enough. ))(( I do want them. ))
whine Fine, they're throwing out a free scholarship to a boy, in order to give the girls better social skills with the opposite sex, since they don't meet many at their boarding school. However, the director has accidentally told them that increased social contact with the boy will get them better grades, which most of the girls interpret as a relationship.
Enter the butt monkey.
Spoiler: Rant ensued (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 23, 2014, 02:44:47 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 02:48:00 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 02:49:19 am
Post by: Prophet on May 23, 2014, 02:54:50 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 02:59:29 am
((Try darker anime like Blood+ and Death note.))(( Hmmm. Death note I am familiar with, but I have never seen it. Blood+, no. I dunno. You're probably right that I just plain haven't seen enough anime. In the future, I'd like to watch Dead Man's Wonderland, and I'm being forced to watch Madoka Magica against my will. So... that'll probably be all the anime I'll see in the reasonable future. My favourite Japanese media is not anime though. I prefer manga, and my favourite is their video games. In particular I have a great and obvious affinity to the Mother/Earthbound series. The most recent manga I have read is Shingeki no Kyojin though I'm pretty sure the translation was a bit iffy.))
Post by: Prophet on May 23, 2014, 03:04:32 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 23, 2014, 03:05:13 am
((Try darker anime like Blood+ and Death note.))(( Hmmm. Death note I am familiar with, but I have never seen it. Blood+, no. I dunno. You're probably right that I just plain haven't seen enough anime. In the future, I'd like to watch Dead Man's Wonderland, and I'm being forced to watch Madoka Magica against my will. So... that'll probably be all the anime I'll see in the reasonable future. My favourite Japanese media is not anime though. I prefer manga, and my favourite is their video games. In particular I have a great and obvious affinity to the Mother/Earthbound series. The most recent manga I have read is Shingeki no Kyojin though I'm pretty sure the translation was a bit iffy.))
((Yaaaaaaaay more anime for CMC))
Post by: Prophet on May 23, 2014, 03:09:04 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 03:26:11 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 23, 2014, 04:14:02 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 23, 2014, 04:16:57 am
((That wall of text made me giggle. Anyhoo, watch Hellsing Ultimate for a lack of that kind of nonsense you don't want. I also suggest Code Geass for the same reason. Both are great though.))
((He will not watch hellsing i tried many a time and it's always no))
Post by: ~Neri on May 23, 2014, 04:19:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 04:27:04 am
((Get his reasons and then logic them to death.))(( Play the entire Mother series or shut up and stay out of this. ENTIRE SERIES. ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 23, 2014, 05:13:36 am
Alright, I'll stop using your game as another output for my sociopathic sadism(and my other pile of mental issues). I may or may not go visit a therapist in future.
I can't really think of an easy way to deal with the Dragon though, due to my eternally shitty rolls, but I'm open to suggestions. He got dark really fast, he was supposed to be a chivalrous comedic sociopath, dammit. Roll modifed to accommodate. Being a mad god is hard, because my dumb ideas get dark really fast due to shitty luck.
In other news, I have to agree, manga is better, usually because there's year-round weekly/monthly updates, and I can archive binge them quite quickly, unlike that time I watched all of the Ramna 1/2 anime over the holidays. Much regret, wow.
Though High School DxD is the perfect mix of all the stuff I like which can be summed up by: fighting where they don't explain EVERY EFFING MOVE, heartbreaking/heartwarming moments and romcoms.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 07:35:10 am
Mitzi: See if Lyeos has cheered up yet.
((Lyeos: Interrupt OOC.))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: WillowLuman on May 23, 2014, 10:36:05 am
(( Ok. Maybe not all the time but I have yet to see an anime that doesn't feature 3+ girls competing over a wimp at least once in its series run. ))((An' yes.))((Just want to point out, I would not in any way call this stuff Leftist or feminist. I know a few feminists, and they really don't like shows where girls center their whole lives around guys. I wouldn't say it's political in any way, probably just escapist fodder for wimps in real life.))
((As for Smurfington's Lieutenant, I'm gearing up to deal with him, having identified him as Cheesistan's greatest threat, as soon as I muster enough forces to get a roll bonus.))
Post by: poketwo on May 23, 2014, 02:13:12 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 03:50:48 pm
((*reads rant*(( Thank you.
Alright, I'll stop using your game as another output for my sociopathic sadism(and my other pile of mental issues). I may or may not go visit a therapist in future.
I can't really think of an easy way to deal with the Dragon though, due to my eternally shitty rolls, but I'm open to suggestions. He got dark really fast, he was supposed to be a chivalrous comedic sociopath, dammit. Roll modifed to accommodate. Being a mad god is hard, because my dumb ideas get dark really fast due to shitty luck.
In other news, I have to agree, manga is better, usually because there's year-round weekly/monthly updates, and I can archive binge them quite quickly, unlike that time I watched all of the Ramna 1/2 anime over the holidays. Much regret, wow.
Though High School DxD is the perfect mix of all the stuff I like which can be summed up by: fighting where they don't explain EVERY EFFING MOVE, heartbreaking/heartwarming moments and romcoms.))
Yeah well... tbh, that's pretty much how it went with all mythological gods. "Do thing. Thing failed. You effed up the universe. Get the Sane Man to fix it. Mock the Sane Man." It's why Ragnarok became a thing. All the Norse gods got shitty rolls and made shittier choices and it ended up in a massive world-destroying blood-fest where some of their most prominent mistakes come back to bite them in the ass pretty severely. The Greek gods, it was noticeably less so because they would cheat and/or smite things far more often, but they didn't completely Karma Houndini. ( The irony is that the Greek gods were probably worse they the titans they sought to supplant. At least, from a purely human point of view. ) Learn from their mistakes and don't use sapients as playthings. Don't even act like a god besides summoning shit out of nowhere for the sake of !!fun!! and maybe being slightly comedically haughty. ( Though expect the logical results to ensue should you stretch your pride too far. ) Also, the Dragon? While less explainable than many Greek and Norse mythological bads is quite similar. "We wanted to make a powerful thing to serve us. We rolled a metaphorical 8. Then realizing it was gonna kill us, we put it in a box or tied it up or something. ) Or even more recent mythology, like FF6. I don't want to have Kefka Palazzo in my RTD at any point, or anyone like him.)
Plus in manga you can choose what they sound like rather than being force to endure bad voice acting or even worse dubbing. While many of the bigger animes get around to fixing this, it's a problem often enough to make me trepidatious about all anime.))
Mitzi: Share icecream with everyone.
Mitzi: See if Lyeos has cheered up yet.
((Lyeos: Interrupt OOC.))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: WHUT? (click to show/hide)
(( Short answer: Yes. You're right. Not feminist. My bad. ( I still assert that it's somewhat Leftist tho. ) ))(( Ok. Maybe not all the time but I have yet to see an anime that doesn't feature 3+ girls competing over a wimp at least once in its series run. ))((An' yes.))((Just want to point out, I would not in any way call this stuff Leftist or feminist. I know a few feminists, and they really don't like shows where girls center their whole lives around guys. I wouldn't say it's political in any way, probably just escapist fodder for wimps in real life.))
((As for Smurfington's Lieutenant, I'm gearing up to deal with him, having identified him as Cheesistan's greatest threat, as soon as I muster enough forces to get a roll bonus.))
Spoiler: Long, long, long answer. (click to show/hide)
(( Yay for plot contrivances! ))
((HOLD THE OOC, I'M 'BOUT TA ROLL!!!
(( Also, for the curious, this is my official schedule of animes to watch now: Hellsing ( but not the OVA ), Dead Man's Wonderland, Madoka Magica, High School DxD ( though I'm pretty sure I won't like it ), Code Geass, Death Note, No Game, No Life, and Full Metal Alchemist. Also One Piece because I already have watched it but never finished. Any insanity that results in this RTD will be your own fault. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 04:31:14 pm
Ok, get something to eat.[4]You get a hot dog from the hot dog stand. It's not very filling at all.
Then go Super Saiyan God
Arena command:
Lazer eyes again.
Use techno magic
Merge with a ship and crash it into CMC. ULTIMATE FINISHER!!!
[4]You maintain your Super Saiyan I.
[3]You don't have the detonator. We do.They have to catch me first!
Set off the nuke.
THE DETAILS ARE IRRELEVENT!
EDIT I wasn't paying the most attention to the updates,apparantly I'm in a police car in handcuffs.
THE DETAILS ARE IRRELEVENT!
[8]Yes, so we fly you to Space Prison. Welcome to Space Jail. ( But wait there is no Space Jail? And how did an armoured car fly into space? THE DETAILS ARE IRRELEVANT! )
Tune: Get Masamune from Sephiroth's dead hands somehow[8]SONOVA BITCH!!! You retrieve Masamune and cut your arm off in the process.
Tune: Gather most of the materia except the useless ones
[6]You acquire most of the useful materia and hoard it in a secret room of your citadel.
(( Please cut Sephiroth's head off before he becomes Zombie Sephiroth and those horrible things happen like I foretold when talking to you on Skype. ))
(Is the Hobo in the catacombs with me?)[6] It's still untouched and the combination lock is intact, though severly damaged like it was shot at.
Check the WWI era bunker connected to the catacombs for sings of recent trespassers.
Find out who's responsible for this subterfuge! Was this the work of the Communists decades ago?
[6]* you consult a Magic 8 ball * Signs point to yes.
Kevak: Give Sollux a spaceship.[AUTO] Sollux is in another dimension right now. A pocket dimension that cannot be breached until the battle is complete.
Fix the darn space elevators.
[8] You use nano-bots to speed the repairs. Great. Now the space elevators are sentient.
Acquire large amounts of magnets.[6] You buy all the hardware stores out of their magnets and order several more from companies. ( Why? )
[6]All is good. The dragon has spolded and Wallace has gained the power. You quote the Uncle Ben to him, "With great power comes great responsibility." He nods and swears he'll be the greatest hero ever. That's not what you meant, but you're already packed to leave, so who cares?Since when am I the hero?
As the dragon is a chivalrous pervert protectorate, find him a girlfriend. Preferably one that scares him into submission.
Make the butt monkey go to an all girls school. This is done because reasons. ((i actually have shitty reasons if you want them)).
*long, deep fart*
Ahh, much better. Enough of the cra-zay!
Dissipate the dragon, steal his power and give it to Wallace.
Depart from Earth and find a new civilisation to watch over far, far away(so no one can disturb me)
[6]You find a planet full of mole people. They find your gift of potatoes to be quite agreeable. Congratulations! You are the god of the Mole People. ( And now I have to go update the Wiki. >.< )
Me: Try to shape shadow-metal into a scythe anyway.[6] (( I think my auto roller is broken? )) You shape the metal into a dull scythe-blade.
Me: If that fails askTuneKevak for help.
[AUTO] But it didn't fail, so no need to get help.
Make Cheesistan economy be illogical through reasons[3] Economists come out of the woodworks to give you 1001 reasons not to do it.
Mitzi: Share icecream with everyone.[8]Ice cream for all! National holiday. ( No downside, because ice cream. )
Mitzi: See if Lyeos has cheered up yet.
[1]Nope. Now he's upset because he can't eat ice cream.
Quote from: PhishTaco
CaptainMcClellan: Give lecture on National Security to the military.[4]Most of the military is busy, but a few new recruits learn some valuable things.
Maria: The time for patience is over, start scolding him harshly and demand that he come back immediately.
Hobo: Aid in the investigation.
[3]He points out that he's grown now and doesn't have to do what you say. Other psychics are starting to put in their two cents now since this device basically works like a telepathic intercomm.
[2]You can't find any particularly useful clues.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 23, 2014, 04:36:50 pm
Give Sollux a Starship.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 23, 2014, 04:39:05 pm
Tune: Go stand next to the healing station thing of healing to get my arm back
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 23, 2014, 04:45:06 pm
Give the molepeople cheese.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 04:48:38 pm
Spoiler: Arena Aftermath (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 23, 2014, 05:15:27 pm
Sharpen the scythe blade.
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 05:24:42 pm
Mitzi: Be unproductive.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Beirus on May 23, 2014, 05:41:49 pm
Convince Sollux to found the Hussie Hunters.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 23, 2014, 08:59:13 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 09:15:13 pm
CaptainMcClellan: Try to fix Cheesistan's other problems.
Maria: Get scientist's help to track him down.
Hobo: BE HELPFUL IN ANY WAY
Post by: WillowLuman on May 23, 2014, 09:17:49 pm
Send the Hobo to hit up old friends at the Cheesistan Masonic Lodge.
Lead the Knights into battle against the Tetris god.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 09:34:29 pm
"You keep investigating. I MUST RIDE!"(( Oh we're starting that already? ))
Send the Hobo to hit up old friends at the Cheesistan Masonic Lodge.
Lead the Knights into battle against the Tetris god.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 23, 2014, 09:41:22 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 09:45:03 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 23, 2014, 09:57:21 pm
((see G.O.T.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 23, 2014, 10:04:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 10:28:21 pm
Correct. Everyone survives and no penalties. :) * hugs you all *
Introduce Sollux to the Sentient Space Elevators.[7]You introduce him to the Sentient Space Elevators. They begin to discuss programming and make fun of stupid people on the internet. Friendship formed!
Give Sollux a Starship.
[2] You give him a miniature starship-in-a-bottle.
Tune: Cut off the head of the dead Sephiroth[1]His corpse absorbs your sword.
Tune: Go stand next to the healing station thing of healing to get my arm back
[7]You grow a new arm whilst looking through the stuff Ckis bought. You get a new sword. Try decapitating Sephiroth again if you really want that Masamune.
Keep an eye on Wallace.[6]Besides giving him privacy in the bathroom and the bedroom, you watch him and his girlfriend everywhere.
Give the molepeople cheese.
[8]Potatoes were just fine... but the Mole-prophets warn against this devil substance called "cheese" and everyone starts to panic. Religious fervor ensues and the mole-people are now suspicious of your intent.
"OK this is boring." Have cult go into hiding.[3]Nope.
Sharpen the scythe blade.
[7]Hell yea! It's now sharp enough it can decapitate a man easier than a heated electric ceramic knife goes through butter.
Lyeos: Cast Holy on self.[5]A dull light begins shining in your blade.
Mitzi: Be unproductive.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[7]You go to your job down at the local Kinko's. After hanging Lyeos on the coatrack, you do your job and are a productive member of society. Good job. :)
Master Kaiokenx9001(its over 9000!)[6]IT'S OVER 9000! Actually it's not. You rolled a 6, so it's merely Kaiokenx9000
Convince Sollux to found the Hussie Hunters.
[3]He has no desire to ever come within spitting distance of Hussie or any variant or duplicate thereof again.
BRAINWASH ECONOMISTS, MAKE ECONOMIST ARMY[4] You build a wall-street. No Economist army tho.
(( Are we still waiting on anybody? ))[7]The pot holes ( and the plot holes ) are filled in, the destroyed buildings are rebuilt, the unemployed now have jobs doing those things, liquor taxes go down a percent, the Eldritch Abominations are shoved back through the portal to the outer rim with a giant plunger and said portal is closed with a giant zipper. Grief counseling is given and reparations are paid to the families of the Dragon's victims. The Tetrominos are cleared off the street, the traps are shoved inside the wall, all divorce lawyers are fired and exiled, and the GM is going to update the Wiki. All is good and the air smells like warm root beer throughout the land. ( Also the towels are "Oh so fluffy!" )
CaptainMcClellan: Try to fix Cheesistan's other problems.
Maria: Get scientist's help to track him down.
Hobo: BE HELPFUL IN ANY WAY
[3]The scientist never actually had a real alien to track before. He was always following nonsensical conspiracy theories.
[5]You find a possible lead on where the other friends of the Former Cheesistani Empire might have gone.
"You keep investigating. I MUST RIDE!"[7]He goes there and collects up several old guys and shows them the clue. They report that they've noticed other mysterious disappearances and agree to help investigate and rally together all the old Empire people.
Send the Hobo to hit up old friends at the Cheesistan Masonic Lodge.
Lead the Knights into battle against the Tetris god.
[4]The Tetris god enters the Cheesistani airspace for real this time.
TRY TO FORGE COOL VALYRIAN SWORD[6]Much better! Just in time for the boss fight too!
((see G.O.T.))
ACQUIRE MORE MAGNETS[1]You already have all the magnets in the country and you have to wait for the rest to be shipped in.
Spoiler: SECOND BOSS: TETRIS GOD (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 23, 2014, 10:31:40 pm
Teach the mole people about the way of the potato fondue.
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 10:32:00 pm
Lyeos: Stop being a sword. Retain Holy enchantment in my fists!
Mitzi: Recall age and last name.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 10:35:12 pm
((How does "Be unproductive" lead to "being productive"?))
Lyeos: Stop being a sword. Retain Holy enchantment in my fists!
Mitzi: Recall age and last name.
(( When I read the command wrong. ))
Post by: Beirus on May 23, 2014, 10:36:59 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 23, 2014, 10:39:27 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on May 23, 2014, 10:43:25 pm
Play a song to strengthen my forces
Knights' Spirits: Charge into the sky against the Tetris god!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 23, 2014, 10:45:33 pm
Tune: Go equip all of my materia because reasons
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 10:47:11 pm
((So what is my current power level? Is it Super Saiyan 1 plus Kaiokenx9000? Because I really want to PK Kiai the Tetris God.))(( Yes, but PK Kiai is from Earthbound and is a sound based attack so it's debatable how much the leveling up will actually help. Basically, it's like... a Psychic Scream. Which is much more effective than it sounds like. In the English translation it was changed to "PK Rockin'" so there's a lot of overlap between that technique and the Jarl's powers. ))
Post by: Beirus on May 23, 2014, 10:50:12 pm
Shoryuken the Tetris God. (Which hopefully is enhanced since it is a physical move, even if it is from Street Fighter.)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 10:55:55 pm
Maria: Find Giegue
Hobo & SOGWORT ( Society of Old Guys Who Once Ran Things ): Find the missing SOGWORT members.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 23, 2014, 10:56:35 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 10:59:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 11:00:49 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 11:01:56 pm
((Plus, it's on the OP, so I can't exactly stick it there.))
((This new avatar has granted me more stubbornness.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 11:08:15 pm
http://valleywag.gawker.com/glasshole-lies-about-recording-bar-patrons-on-tv-1543792020 ))
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 11:19:26 pm
((This new avatar has granted me more stubbornness.))
((You mean the one I can't see?))
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 11:20:39 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 11:39:45 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 11:40:58 pm
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 11:45:21 pm
((Sure, the one you cannot see for some reason! Do you have that thing that blocks moving avatars? Or maybe it was all avatars... Something about making them ill or something...))
((No,I can see most avatars,I don't have anything that blocks moving avatars because I saw your previous avatar alright and I certainly saw all the Descans.))
Post by: ~Neri on May 23, 2014, 11:47:51 pm
Build a fleet.
Post by: blazing glory on May 23, 2014, 11:49:27 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 11:50:22 pm
Make Kevak update roll to space pirate.((Assist action. Must see how horribly wrong my action there backfires. Also, invite CMC to join.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 23, 2014, 11:56:06 pm
((Ha. Ha. Ha. No. Nice try, though. You can do it tomorrow. I will be watching.))(( Can you at least find some tropes that you think fit the charas and PM them to me with links to save me the time trying to figure out what that thing is called and then looking it up? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 23, 2014, 11:59:54 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 12:06:34 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 12:09:06 am
((Hey! At least you're doing something, and just so you know, I am midupdate right now.))((See, now you get imaginary little less-than-threes from me! Wait, what am I doing, though? Aside from burning my leg hair off with a lighter because I'm bored, I mean.))
((And being creeped out by what sounds like small children talking outside when it's midnight here, I'm home alone, and I see nobody outside.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 12:10:51 am
((See this (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HaHaHaNo), first.))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 12:13:08 am
((I mean ingame you are doing something... But seriously, stop burning your hair, if you want to get rid of your leghair, get an electric razor or one of those laser shaver thingies.))((Hey! At least you're doing something, and just so you know, I am midupdate right now.))((See, now you get imaginary little less-than-threes from me! Wait, what am I doing, though? Aside from burning my leg hair off with a lighter because I'm bored, I mean.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 12:14:50 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 12:32:06 am
Post by: KagetoKage on May 24, 2014, 12:37:47 am
UPGRADES FROM LEMIN BUILDINGS TO LAPIS BUILDINGS.
BATHES IN RUSSIAN HOOKERS
BATHES IN RUSSIAN HOOKERS
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 12:38:30 am
((CMC, hugs for everyone ingame?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 12:58:35 am
Spoiler: GM Cancels Roll, this happened. (click to show/hide)
What are the haps with Wallace? Wallace, attack tetris god![7]The Mole-prophets are appeased.
Teach the mole people about the way of the potato fondue.
((How does "Be unproductive" lead to "being productive"?))[4]You retain the enchantment.
Lyeos: Stop being a sword. Retain Holy enchantment in my fists!
Mitzi: Recall age and last name.
[8]You are Mitzi Grimwald, you are 1019 years old, your birthday is in five days. You look, act, and have the health of a 20 year old. You've been pregnant 678 times but only 4 children have survived birth and they are all dead. You don't know why this is, but it doesn't bother you because you can communicate with their dead spirits. Unfortunately, none of your tragic and convoluted backstory makes you any less obnoxious. Also, you're not a slut, you were only ever with one guy at a time.... you just outlived them all.
Rip Tetriseus apart with variant magnetic pulses.[3]He's not a computer.
"CHAAAAAAAAARGE!"[7]You play "Through the Fire and the Flames" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jgrCKhxE1s)
Play a song to strengthen my forces
Knights' Spirits: Charge into the sky against the Tetris god!
[1]They are all crushed underneath a square block.
Tune: Decapitate the Sephiroth again to get back Masamune[7]DECAPITATE! You get Masamune.
Tune: Go equip all of my materia because reasons
[3]Equip it to what?
PK Kiai the Tetris God[2]He shouts "LINE BLOCK" with such ferocity it cancels out your PK Kiai
Shoryuken the Tetris God. (Which hopefully is enhanced since it is a physical move, even if it is from Street Fighter.)
[6]You Shoryuken.
CaptainMcClellan: Help Maria find Giegue so that she'll stop with all the psychic PA's.[2]NNNNNNOOPE.
Maria: Find Giegue
Hobo & SOGWORT ( Society of Old Guys Who Once Ran Things ): Find the missing SOGWORT members.
[5]You find him, but he's 100 feet in the air.
[3]This is more puzzling than you thought and you are all either too drunk or too sober to function.
Found the Cheesis500, listing the best Cheesistani businesses![5]Congrats you savvy business guy you.
Give Sollux an actual spaceship.[3]You give him an "Actual Spaceship" and by that I mean a children's toy based of the 60's Space Shuttle.
Build a fleet.
[2]NO INTERSTELLAR TRAVEL TODAY! YOU ARE ALL EARTHBOUND.
Make Kevak update roll to space pirate.[3] I have no control over that.
[4] Conversion is slow.UPGRADES FROM LEMIN BUILDINGS TO LAPIS BUILDINGS.
BATHES IN RUSSIAN HOOKERS
[7] You get dozens of smokin' hot Russian hookers. All guaranteed disease free. Most of them still in college. You're living like that guy from the Dos Equis commercial, except without being old or Hispanic.
Quote from: BOSS
Block attacks with a shield made of Tetrominos[4]Damage halved!
SQUIGGLY
[2]All your Tetris is making the shield.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 24, 2014, 01:03:44 am
Tune: look at all the falling tetris blocks while deciding if I should help
Post by: TamerVirus on May 24, 2014, 01:08:32 am
Post by: Prophet on May 24, 2014, 01:09:02 am
Attack Tetris god with shadow scythe.
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 01:10:29 am
Mitzi: Yell "This is acceptable!"
Lyeos: Go be completely emotionless while laying on a bench somewhere.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 24, 2014, 01:17:48 am
Raise the Knights' spirits again, they're already dead and so cannot die!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 01:19:50 am
((CMC, hugs for everyone ingame?))
((Maybe))
((What the heck did I just read?))(( Which part. There's so much there. ))
Post by: KagetoKage on May 24, 2014, 01:31:54 am
FINISHES CONVERSION
EATS CHILD STEAKS
EATS CHILD STEAKS
Post by: ckisocoa on May 24, 2014, 01:34:21 am
Make holy hand grenades.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2014, 01:36:02 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 01:59:26 am
Build a fleet.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 03:32:38 am
Gain ridiculously large amounts of god power.
Post by: Beirus on May 24, 2014, 05:49:20 am
Hadoken the Tetris God
PK Starstorm the Tetris God.
((Welp, there's my four attacks. Time to go through the rotation again. Because I only have 4 attacks. I'm like a Pokemon at this point. Please don't make me have to replace one of my old attacks if I learn a new one.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 06:40:32 am
Tune: Be able to use all of my materia anyway and do as such[8]CONFUSING SYNTAX IS CONFUSING. GM DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS BACKFIRE.
Tune: look at all the falling tetris blocks while deciding if I should help
[5]You look, you think maybe that you should. Then you get side-tracked by the television.
Build large corporate office tower![7]Hooray! Tallest building in Cheesistan.
Send cultist to attack the Tetris god.[6]* Trapisti Battle Cry * * Trapist leaps forward off a building and lands knife-first on top of the Tetris god.
Attack Tetris god with shadow scythe.
[3] He has reworked his defenses.
((What the heck did I just read?))[3]While it's not out of character for you to do so, you don't feel like it today.
Mitzi: Yell "This is acceptable!"
Lyeos: Go be completely emotionless while laying on a bench somewhere.
[5]You are a sword, you cannot "go" anywhere without help. (( Did I not make it clear that you failed to become human again or were you trying to use telekinesis? ))
(( Et voila. http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Mitzi ))
Continue playing the song, to buff all currently battling the Tetris god.[7]But of course! The song's like over 7 minutes long.
Raise the Knights' spirits again, they're already dead and so cannot die!
[2]It's not that they're redying, it's more that they're pinned under the Square block.
[4]Your people are lazy and incompetent. Work is slow.FINISHES CONVERSION
EATS CHILD STEAKS
[7]That's some tasty veal-burgers. (( You have to have known I wouldn't allow cannibalism right? C'mon man, y'know me better than that.))
Pray to the GOD OF TETRIS[4]He answers your prayer, with a T-block onto your foot.
Make holy hand grenades.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[1]HA HA. HA HA HA. NO.
Well then, fuck it. Ignore him, and acquire heavy duty electric cables and motors.[6]You acquire the things for what is presumably mad science.
Give Sollux an actual spaceship.[7]HHHHHGGGGH FINE. GO TO SPACE SOLLUX.
Build a fleet.
[8]OH BLUDDY HELL. FINE. GO TO SPACE KEVAK.
Go on a deep space training quest.[4]FINE. GO TO SPACE TATO.
Gain ridiculously large amounts of god power.
[8]You ascend to a higher plane of being and lose your ability to perceive shapes. The entire world looks like a giant abstract painting. SUCCESS!
((Heh, I was gonna bug you about Roll to prevent scurvy, CMC, but I guess you already know.))[6]HADOKEN! * pain to the Tetris god! *
Hadoken the Tetris God
PK Starstorm the Tetris God.
((Welp, there's my four attacks. Time to go through the rotation again. Because I only have 4 attacks. I'm like a Pokemon at this point. Please don't make me have to replace one of my old attacks if I learn a new one.))
[4]PK STARSTORM! * Tetris god shifts the shield upwards and blocks the impact *
(( Yeah, yeah. I'll roll for that after I roll for this. I had to take a bath and then I got side-tracked adding pages to the wiki and sponatenously generating back story for characters. ))
(( You guys need to learn to stop giving me ideas. Besides, didn't you learn PK Fire also?))
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan
CaptainMcClellan: Start strategizing ways to deal with the Tetris god.[7]I make an awesome battle plan and start briefing the military.
Maria: Talk him down, give him a hug if he comes down.
Hobo & SOGWORT: Try to form plans of attack with your rusty strategy skills. You can find the other SOGWORTs later
Sollux: Go to space.
[6]He does come down and you give him a hug. He lifts you off the ground in the hug and flies off with you. You tell him that you have to go back down and move into the new place. He says that can wait until later and to just enjoy the flight. So you do.
[6]You crusty old guys hobble together an iron-clad, 80's era strategy. It's rather brilliant. Now who are you going to get to actually do it.
[2]Sollux doesn't want to go to space. He leaves to go find something to eat. It's been ages since he's been able to eat.
Quote from: BOSS
Start dropping more blocks[7]The blocks start coming down at an alarming rate! Cars are crushed, people pinned under the Tetrominos, Tetrominos are stacked on top of the Square that has the Knights under it. A line is matched and the bottom layer of the wall around the trap temple is destroyed.
Attack by flinging them around in 3 dimensions and screwing with gravity and such
[7] You swing the T-blocks around, slamming into the players in a violent fashion, and alter gravity to make the real-world Tetris game, that much more difficult.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 06:42:32 am
Start creating a device that lets me comprehend reality.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 24, 2014, 06:56:01 am
Acquire pie.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 24, 2014, 06:58:55 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 07:02:41 am
Have a single scoutship scan the system for ideal spots to build a base.
((Once we get to Eridan, if he survives, I am Going to make him crossdress. Cause he's a douche and deserves it. (Also there is a whole list of Eridan crossdressing pictures out there I want to use for daily outfits...) But seriously, he deserves it.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 07:07:03 am
Promise Sollux food if he comes to space with the fleet, he doesn't actually need to do any work, more of a conversational partner then anything else.(( I was just planning to squish him like a bug. But I think we have our next poll. ;) ))
Have a single scoutship scan the system for ideal spots to build a base.
((Once we get to Eridan, if he survives, I am Going to make him crossdress. Cause he's a douche and deserves it. (Also there is a whole list of Eridan crossdressing pictures out there I want to use for daily outfits...) But seriously, he deserves it.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 07:09:37 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 24, 2014, 07:23:26 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 24, 2014, 07:26:07 am
Post by: blazing glory on May 24, 2014, 07:39:31 am
Post by: poketwo on May 24, 2014, 08:05:21 am
"WHAT, CATCH HIM"
CAPTURE SOLLUX
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 24, 2014, 09:28:32 am
Tune: DO SOMETHING AMAZING THAT GETS RID OF THE TETRIS GOD SOMEHOW
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 09:51:38 am
((Then I can feed him to someone. Or I can plant him and tear off his leaves as they grow one by one. Depends how evil you're feeling.))(( It's Eridan, we've already established that morals don't apply here. We can and should be as sadistic as possible. Just treat him like everybody want to treat Geoffery from "Game of Thrones". Hell, if we're doing Eridan, we can even bring back tar and feathering because I really don't like that guy.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 10:11:03 am
Mitzi: Go take a nap.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 10:17:05 am
Post by: Beirus on May 24, 2014, 11:21:23 am
Shoryuken!
PK Kiai!
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 02:26:26 pm
Spoiler: Dumb stuff! (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 02:47:03 pm
((What's even going on?))Spoiler: Dumb stuff! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Meow. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on May 24, 2014, 03:11:40 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Form giant shadow version of me. "My temple! You bastard I'll kick your ass."
Post by: WillowLuman on May 24, 2014, 03:47:18 pm
Up the power of the song to provide a bonus to all rolls directed against the Tetris god!
Post by: Lyeos on May 24, 2014, 06:41:42 pm
Spoiler: I found this funny! (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 24, 2014, 07:51:20 pm
((So, how big of a threat is this boss?))Spoiler: I found this funny! (click to show/hide)
(( Hmmm... More a nuisance, but he can do considerable damage considering that he can clear out buildings by clearing a line of ten blocks. He also can crush people under the tetrominoes. Plus he may or may not have sinister plans to do sinister things. Mostly though, his malevolence is more akin to causing trouble than destroying humanity. If he destroys us all, he won't have anyone to toy with anymore. He's not really horribly evil, just a cruel gamer who likes to win and mess up all the other players. See the new Wiki page for him: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Tetris_god Also, I plan for him to be a recurring character later so this isn't really gonna be a fight to the death. I had it planned for us to beat him in some sort of puzzle game fashion rather than an outright brawl. Y'know, best him in a game of wits and he concedes until his next game. It's just that, being a Greek god he doesn't have the highest regard for human life and can be a bit of a sore loser and a worse winner. ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 25, 2014, 01:10:24 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 25, 2014, 02:44:41 am
((wait, what exactly am I at the moment, an elder god or something?))(( Umm... no. That'd imply that you suddenly aged. You are what I like to call "living in the WTF dimension". You are super-powerful, but you don't see the world anymore.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 01:29:00 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 01:39:08 pm
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 01:41:12 pm
(( So sorry for the delay, I'm gonna roll today, right after I use the bathroom. Lyeos what is your icon? ))((My what? And I didn't mean I wanted you to roll right now. I want someone to fail horribly, though.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 02:28:05 pm
(( Your avatar. No, I need to. I haven't in like two or three days. ALSO, featured article on the Wiki: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Insanity ))(( So sorry for the delay, I'm gonna roll today, right after I use the bathroom. Lyeos what is your icon? ))((My what? And I didn't mean I wanted you to roll right now. I want someone to fail horribly, though.))
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 02:44:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 03:18:52 pm
Quote from: GM
GM: Roll for ability to mess with all of the rolls for optimal amusement.[6] Hmmm... Close enough. But only for this turn though.
Squash the tetris god using uber god powers.
Start creating a device that lets me comprehend reality.
[7] You make goggles that allow you to see things in the manner of a perfectly sane person, as well as making the perfect accessory. (( Was tempted to make this an 8, but I figured it wouldn't be as amusing. ))
Get permits from government for legitimate scientific research.[7]Congrats! You have tenure with the gov't.
Acquire pie.
Uh oh, Tetris is a copyright of the Tetris Company, LLC! Accordingly I have received word that this "Tetris God" is operating without expressed permission and is infringing on their copyrights! They order for him to cease and desist immediately lest they sue!
Promise Sollux food if he comes to space with the fleet, he doesn't actually need to do any work, more of a conversational partner then anything else.[1]Sollux is foreign, not stupid.
Have a single scoutship scan the system for ideal spots to build a base.
((Once we get to Eridan, if he survives, I am Going to make him crossdress. Cause he's a douche and deserves it. (Also there is a whole list of Eridan crossdressing pictures out there I want to use for daily outfits...) But seriously, he deserves it.))
[6] There are some nice moons around Jupiter. Or you could build another Mars colony if the Martians are ok with it.
((As my cousin pointed out, he would like it. Plus the whole reason for the Trap War was to purge cross-dressing from this thread. Do not mess with the peaceful compromise we have made.
Make a really bad fart that causes a prison riot.
"Sir, the homestuckers have arrived!!!"[8] You capture Sollux. The GM smites you. "PUT HIM DOWN BEFORE YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GO SCREWY"
"WHAT, CATCH HIM"
CAPTURE SOLLUX
A voice calls from the depths: "TOO LATE!" All of a sudden the giant space whale from Final Fantasy X falls out of the air along with a potted plant which thinks "Oh no. Not agaaaaaaaaaiiiin!" GOOD JOB. YOU MESSED UP THE THREAD! The space whale crushes you, your scythers, and Sollux. ( But you all survive. )
Tune: Stop watching T.V only to be distracted by my GB and start playing Tetris
Tune: DO SOMETHING AMAZING THAT GETS RID OF THE TETRIS GOD SOMEHOW
[8]He takes your prowess at Tetris as a challenge. He moves his cloud over to Arcadia instead of Microphonia.
Lyeos: Stop being a sword.[7]Alright.
Mitzi: Go take a nap.
[6]You take a nap. Unfortunately right at that moment, your daughter (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Marchioness_Emilia_Raleigh) decides it would be an excellent idea to recite some of her AMAZING POETRY, interrupting your otherwise amazing dream.
((I don't know about PK Fire. I got PSI Healing, but that probably won't be helpful here. Also, get some sleep, dang it.))[6]You home in on him like in DBZ Budokai Tenkaichi 3. SHORYUKEN! You knock him back, which only serves to get him and his cloud closer to Arcadia and Tune of Dwarves's Camp.
Shoryuken!
PK Kiai!
[5]PK KIAI! You use up your Ki in one Earth-shattering scream. You miss and hit an asteroid, which explodes and will rain meteorites on the Tetris god in like 3 turns or so.
[3]Too far.Have cultists attack the Tetris god more.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Form giant shadow version of me. "My temple! You bastard I'll kick your ass."
Drop kick the Tetronimos on top of the knights back into the Tetris God's face.[1]NOPE.
Up the power of the song to provide a bonus to all rolls directed against the Tetris god!
[1]You play Dire Strait's "Money for Nothing". It provides no bonuses, but you get one of those pies falling from the sky and a bar of gold that forms out of nowhere.
Quote from: BECAUSE
CaptainMcClellan: Full military action against the TG,
Giegue: Get the hell out of Cheesistan.
Quote from: BOSS
RAIN BLOCKS ON TUNE'S CAMP.[5]Your cloud begins raining Tetrominos, which all bounce off the shield.
Blast crater in the bottom of Tune's playing field.
[7]BOOM. WELCOME TO TETRIS HELL.
Spoiler: Tune's Infinite Rage. (click to show/hide)
(( GM: Hope and pray they take this with a good sense of humour. ))
((Why, it's Claus! (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Claus_F._Lester) Or Klarth, depending on which version you play.))(( What series? ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 03:22:36 pm
Lyeos:Use my enchanted fists to punch out parts of the Tetris blocks so they'll fit properly.
Mitzi: Look for Lyeos! He's a ghost, right? Maybe he can handle it!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 03:28:50 pm
See what Wallace is up to.
((Wait, I can't join in boss battles because I can one-shot anything? Turds.))
Post by: WillowLuman on May 26, 2014, 03:29:31 pm
Point out that Cheesistan's constitution explicitly does not respect international copyright.
Use pre-victorian legal artifacts to disbar the lawyers!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 03:32:24 pm
((Wait, I can't join in boss battles because I can one-shot anything? Turds.))(( Basically. I think you fail to grasp just how powerful you are right now. You remember how Sephiroth could blow up the Solar System every other turn? You can do that on a galactic scale. Don't get a big head though, you can still be defeated and de-powered. ))
((Did you mess with mine, or did I just roll a natural double 1?))(( You rolled a natural double 1. Sorry mate. If you hadn't there would be strike throughs of what you actually rolled, like everybody else. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on May 26, 2014, 03:37:06 pm
Tune: Send EVERYONE a block battle invite
Post by: Prophet on May 26, 2014, 03:37:33 pm
Attack Tetris the god!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 03:39:16 pm
Tune: Send the TG a blockbattle invite
Tune: Send EVERYONE a block battle invite
:D
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 03:49:30 pm
Tune: Send the TG a blockbattle invite(( Ok. But if I auto-approve this, you better actually do it. I want to play you guys anyway. But... I guess that means I have to stand-in for the TG. Hmmm... This should be an interesting boss fight indeed. ))
Tune: Send EVERYONE a block battle invite
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 03:58:12 pm
((Why, it's Claus! (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Claus_F._Lester) Or Klarth, depending on which version you play.))((what about the other one?))
Post by: Beirus on May 26, 2014, 04:01:15 pm
Meditate to recharge Ki
Tap into previously unknown Ki reserves to achieve higher forms of Super Saiyan.
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 04:01:39 pm
((Why, this is a servbot!))((Why, it's Claus! (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Claus_F._Lester) Or Klarth, depending on which version you play.))((what about the other one?))
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 04:10:05 pm
((no, the one before the servbot.))((Why, this is a servbot!))((Why, it's Claus! (http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Claus_F._Lester) Or Klarth, depending on which version you play.))((what about the other one?))
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 04:11:49 pm
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 04:12:28 pm
((Dhaos?))((is that your current avatar???))
Post by: Lyeos on May 26, 2014, 04:13:27 pm
((Yes.))((Dhaos?))((is that your current avatar???))
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 04:14:26 pm
((then it is not that one.))((Yes.))((Dhaos?))((is that your current avatar???))
Post by: ~Neri on May 26, 2014, 06:29:18 pm
Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.
Post by: poketwo on May 26, 2014, 06:57:46 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 08:46:33 pm
Convince Sollux to join me in space.[1] I'm 2tuck under a giiant whale dumpass!
HAVE A FEAST, USE THE WAIL FOR THE FOOD.
[7]You now feed off of opera. Good job.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 26, 2014, 08:56:50 pm
Convince Sollux to join me in space.[1] I'm 2tuck under a giiant whale dumpass!HAVE A FEAST, USE THE WAIL FOR THE FOOD.
[7]You now feed off of opera. Good job.
Documented. The enter key is the enemy of us all.
Post by: blazing glory on May 26, 2014, 09:17:07 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 26, 2014, 10:16:25 pm
No. 'Tis but a gag roll friend. Take it easy.Convince Sollux to join me in space.[1] I'm 2tuck under a giiant whale dumpass!HAVE A FEAST, USE THE WAIL FOR THE FOOD.
[7]You now feed off of opera. Good job.
Documented. The enter key is the enemy of us all.
Post by: TamerVirus on May 26, 2014, 10:18:14 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on May 26, 2014, 10:22:12 pm
"A war? Research can wait!!"
Assemble the magnets and cables into a battery of giant railguns that can use anything metal as ammo.
Post by: Lyeos on May 27, 2014, 10:52:34 am
Post by: ~Neri on May 27, 2014, 10:54:18 am
Post by: Lyeos on May 27, 2014, 10:58:06 am
((Regardless of if they can reach me or not, I'm an energy being, all they could do is make me stronger.))((It seems that you think I'm intending to harm and/or kill you. Have some faith in me. I don't always want to hurt everyone.))
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Oh. I think some people want you to mess with this (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Kevak).))
Post by: ~Neri on May 27, 2014, 11:01:22 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 27, 2014, 01:34:42 pm
((Kevak has 20+ projects, Kevak does not have time to work on the wiki.))((CMC also has 20+ projects and Kevak is a complex individual that it is difficult to write an article about. Hence why Kevak must do it. However, no hurry. I'll eat and we'll fight the tg and stuff.))
((Oh. I think some people want you to mess with this (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Kevak).))((I now pronounce you Lord Of Wiki-Crawlers! Congrats you are the only one who seems to actually read the dang thing. ))
Post by: Lyeos on May 28, 2014, 01:16:20 am
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan
((I now pronounce you Lord Of Wiki-Crawlers! Congrats you are the only one who seems to actually read the dang thing. ))((Yes! I am finally rewarded for having no social life!...
Jerk move inbound.
Roll to invite CMC to be cannon fodder in this. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=138109.1590)))
((Why is everybody so busy? I wish there were twenty-seven of both of you so you would be able to relax more or something.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 07:24:20 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 07:40:10 pm
Tune: Send the TG a blockbattle invite[AUTO]This will be how the boss fight ends, we're just stalling until everything is ready.
Tune: Send EVERYONE a block battle invite
Send cultists to attack the lawyers![3]They're too a-scared.
Attack Tetris the god!
[8]You attack and end up trapped in a T-block. ( T for trap, get it? :D )
((Does this mean I'm out of Ki? Will the Tetris god still be here in 3 turns for the meteors to hit him? Did I just use PK Kiai to make PK Starstorm?))[1]NOPE. DISTRACTION!
Meditate to recharge Ki
Tap into previously unknown Ki reserves to achieve higher forms of Super Saiyan.
[3]You need to charge your ki further.
Convince Sollux to join me in space.[8]ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k) PLAYS DURING TAKE-OFF. "In space noone can hear you scream..."
Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.
[7]Hehehe! They get there just fine... What they find there, that's another story... ( IN keeping with the Theme from 2001 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k))
HAVE A FEAST, USE THE WAIL FOR THE FOOD.[8]"Insert Russian Reversal here." You get eaten by the whale.
Set my fart on fire to blast the doors open.[2]Too late, it's already spread too much.
Summon Supreme Court to deal with this mess[2]The Supreme Court only applies in the US.
Consume enough pie to stay full, save the rest for later.[4]No time for pie! Science is now!
"A war? Research can wait!!"
Assemble the magnets and cables into a battery of giant railguns that can use anything metal as ammo.
[6]Good job! :D Rail guns for us all.
Quote from: quote
Giegue: Blast lawyers with your trademark-infringing attacks.[2]Through legal goobldy-gook that noone understands they are literally able to revoke your ability to use the techniques. You see... these are not just lawyers, they're JAPANESE NINJA LAWYERS! They can sue you retroactively!!!!
Quote from: BOSS
Accept Tune's challenge.[AUTO]See above.
(( GM's note: Also Sprach Zarathustra (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k) is now our official rickroll (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 07:42:56 pm
Try and identify anything more powerful than myself.
See what Wallace is up to.
((Wait, I can't join in boss battles because I can one-shot anything? Turds.))
*makes loud hissing noises*
Post by: Lyeos on May 31, 2014, 07:44:19 pm
((Click. The. Link.))
Lyeos:Use my enchanted fists to punch out parts of the Tetris blocks so they'll fit properly.
Mitzi: Look for Lyeos! He's a ghost, right? Maybe he can handle it!
Ahem...
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 07:47:00 pm
* sprays you with a cosmic water bottle *Try and identify anything more powerful than myself.
See what Wallace is up to.
((Wait, I can't join in boss battles because I can one-shot anything? Turds.))
*makes loud hissing noises*
Shuddap, so I missed one. I mean it's been a week, be glad this thread isn't dead!
[4]God, Satan, Parliament, the GM, a Siberian husky. In that order.
[2]There's a sock on his bedroom door and all the lights in his bedroom are off, so spying on him is kinda hard.
* loud sighs * Well, I never said getting back on track would be easy.((Click. The. Link.))
Lyeos:Use my enchanted fists to punch out parts of the Tetris blocks so they'll fit properly.
Mitzi: Look for Lyeos! He's a ghost, right? Maybe he can handle it!
Ahem...
[7]Success! You eliminate several more lines of blocks this way, racking up the points and infuriating the TG.
[7]Dream Mitzi finds Ghost-Lyeos and asks him to baby-sit.
"But mmmmmmoooooooommmmm, I'm like... three hundred years old! I don't neeeeeeeeed a baby-sitter!!!"
Mitzi: TOO BAD! * throws her at you *
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 07:54:12 pm
Point out that Cheesistan's constitution explicitly does not respect international copyright.*Ahem*
Use pre-victorian legal artifacts to disbar the lawyers!
Post by: Prophet on May 31, 2014, 07:57:17 pm
Attack Tetris god.
"My temple my temple my temple MY TEMPLE YOU MOTHER****** I'LL SHOVE MY SCYTHE UP YOUR A** YOU SON OF A W****." ((I was getting bored of being one of the sane ones I needed to act more psychotic I did say I was insane on the wiki and before back in the maze/Giegue's mind.))
Post by: TamerVirus on May 31, 2014, 07:57:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 07:59:53 pm
I COULD SWEAR I GOT THIS ONE ALREADY! T-TPoint out that Cheesistan's constitution explicitly does not respect international copyright.*Ahem*
Use pre-victorian legal artifacts to disbar the lawyers!
[4]They are not amused, but nor are they distracted.
[3]They point out even more obscure precedents that cover them.
Post by: Beirus on May 31, 2014, 08:01:47 pm
Charge ki
Post by: Lyeos on May 31, 2014, 08:03:17 pm
Mitzi: Search for CMC so you can give him a hug!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 08:04:54 pm
Find out the super-god rules.
Teleport the Tetris God a few million galaxies away so that
Post by: ~Neri on May 31, 2014, 08:10:04 pm
Convince Sollux to join me in space.
Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 08:13:01 pm
So God is more powerful than you, or vice versa?(( God is more powerful than everyone. I went from most to least powerful. Also, if you'd rolled higher then you would have had a more comprehensive list. Just to clarify, you are slightly less powerful than a Siberian husky and slightly more powerful than space dolphins, which themselves are slightly more powerful than space whales, which are only less powerful due to their slow speed. To be fair, Siberian huskies are only so powerful because of their mind-controlling eyes. The rare Siberian husky born without them is only about as powerful as any other large dog breed. ))
Find out the super-god rules.
Teleport the Tetris God a few million galaxies away so thatthe game can continueorder is restored.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 08:17:52 pm
Line up some tetronimos with the law offices.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 08:19:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 08:20:37 pm
DID YOURS ALREADY!Convince Sollux to join me in space.
Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.
Convince Sollux to join me in space.[8]ALSO SPRACH ZARATHRUSTA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k) PLAYS DURING TAKE-OFF. "In space noone can hear you scream..."
Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.
[7]Hehehe! They get there just fine... What they find there, that's another story... ( IN keeping with the Theme from 2001 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k))
((Does this mean I'm out of Ki? Will the Tetris god still be here in 3 turns for the meteors to hit him? Did I just use PK Kiai to make PK Starstorm?))(( Yes to the first. I don't know to the second. Pretty much but better to the third. ))
((I didn't know so many things could destroy a galaxy every second turn. Jesus.))(( He could, yes. He chooses not to. ))
(( STOP NINJA'ING ME! I REALLY NEED TO PEE. ))
Post by: ~Neri on May 31, 2014, 08:34:37 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 09:08:40 pm
I mean repeat the actions.>.< Do you not realize the ramifications of your actions whatsoever?
Post by: ~Neri on May 31, 2014, 09:21:46 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 09:28:33 pm
Post by: ~Neri on May 31, 2014, 09:31:31 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 09:37:52 pm
You haven't watched 2001?!To make a long series of back-and-forth much shorter: No. Why? Because I haven't gotten around to it. When will I? I have no idea. Probably when Kubrick dies or whenever I can conveniently torrent the thing. The only way to speed this process is for someone to let me borrow their Netflix account or mail me a copy.
Post by: ckisocoa on May 31, 2014, 10:25:56 pm
Practice Necromancing
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 11:24:52 pm
Burst free from the T shaped prison.[7]You bust through that thing like you're the Kool-Aid guy or sommat. "OH YEAH!"
Attack Tetris god.
~snip~((I was getting bored of being one of the sane ones I needed to act more psychotic I did say I was insane on the wiki and before back in the maze/Giegue's mind.))
[7]You slice into him with your giant shadow-scythe before he can react, tearing his toga and drawing forth golden ichor. He recoils from the attack and his two attendants gasp in shock.
Then summon the Court of the Excheeser!(( Nice pun! +1))
[6+1]The Court points out that the lawyers have no jurisdiction in Cheesistan, further pointing out that all of these uses fall under various Fair Use Policies, Common Media Licenses, etc. and are not being used for a profit or to promote a business. They then kindly tell them to get their asses out of Cheesistan before we counter-sue for harassment and belligerent invasion of a sovereign nation.
Ignore distraction[3]But it's flashing and beeping and advertizing things. Plus it's telling you that you have missed calls from people you don't even know.
Charge ki
[3]Focus being sapped. You keep trying though.
Lyeos: "Why am I getting stuck with baby-sitting duty?! I just wanted a vacation!" Play a few matches of Darkstalkers with Mitzi's daughter.(( BECAUSE. YOU DO. ))
Mitzi: Search for CMC so you can give him a hug!
[2]She cannot grasp the controller. She also asks a lot of really annoying questions about what's going on in the story. And what makes the images on the screen move and such.
[3]She is stopped by a Cheesistani officer who informs her that CaptainMcClellan in busy trying to fight off the buzzard-like lawyers and the malevolent floating entity.
So God is more powerful than you, or vice versa?[5] See, you can sorta do things that don't directly mess up peoples' lives too much. Basically, despite having more power you have less freedom and now must resort to more abstract ways of interacting with things. Especially if you don't want to destroy everything on contact.
Find out the super-god rules.
Teleport the Tetris God a few million galaxies away so thatthe game can continueorder is restored.
[5]You succeed. Unfortunately, this actually is a negative, as it gives him time to recover from Prophet's wicked awesome attack. He is now sporting ambrosia-soaked bandages made out of destiny-fabric. ( Or whatever the crap it's called, I bombed Greek mythology so bad in High School. )
Being dead, and immune to prosecution, just kill them.[3]They use their unholy lawyer powers to legally bind you into not being able to kill them or harm them at all ever.
Line up some tetronimos with the law offices.
[4]You destroy the law firm of H. Sachs, Baldwin, and Q. They were some of the ones on our side though. Also, some of the only friggin' 100% bona fide human lawyers to be found in this country. Q is now operating out of a cardboard box. ( Again. _
[0] By their very nature, these actions are un-repeatable. You already have convinced Sollux to go into space with you and the probes you have are already on Callisto. ( I know, that Europa is technically the more viable planet for habitation, once the ice-sheath is breached, but work with me here. Unless you'd rather me change it to Io, as Io has the geothermal activity to work with. )Convince Sollux to join me in space.
Send some basic drones to Jupiter's moons to begin building an inhabitable facility on one of the moons.
Use Blue magic to further improve our chances of surviving tetris blocks from the Tetris God.[4]Yay! You create a portal that causes the tetrominos to fall twenty-two feet to the left.
Practice Necromancing
[1]You actually invoke "Death" on accident, killing two horses and 2k14's pet gerbil. You try to fix it by casting "Cure", forgetting that healing magic destroys the undead. Ergo, voila, two dead horse skeletons. Also. Just to rub in how much fail you failed, you managed actually cause half of Senketsu to become undead. The ramifications of this are basically negligible except for rubbing in how much failure a 1 buys.
Quote from: Me
Giegue: Flee to the safety of the PirateBay Embassy.[5]You successfully hide behind the door. However the pirates are providing little support. ( They are also in collusion to ensure that your game never gets popular. ) Also, this position is quite uncomfortable.
Lawyers: Call the Court's bluff.
Hobo & SOGWORT: Throw Molotov cocktails at the lawyers and tell them about the good old days until they flee.
Maria: Engage in a PR campaign aimed at getting Giegue the legal right to live without breaking Nintendo copyrights.
CaptainMcClellan: Solve all the problems with judicious application of FORCE.
[6] You call their bluff, taunting them to go ahead and sue, while stating that there is no court that will side with a puny micro-nation over the glorious world-dominating forces of Japan and the US. ( Especially when people start to realize there will no longer be fast-food or hentai, the two guilty pleasures of the universe, if we manage to sue them for everything they have. Plus all the other reasons.)
[8]You set them all on fire using all of your booze. Then you realize something horrible: you set them on fire using all of your booze! Panic ensues as you no longer have alcohol to drown your sorrows or bolster your powers.
[5]You start to rally some support.
[1] Dude, do you even watch movies!? That never works!
Quote from: BOSS
Counter-attack against Prophet[5]You attempt to use a LINE PIECE as a club. It's not so effective.
Begin Twisting Tetrominos into other shapes in order to construct a puzzle-box in which to contain Prophet.
[7]This is though. He's trapped inside a complex puzzle box.
Post by: Lyeos on May 31, 2014, 11:27:50 pm
Mitzi: Go poke Lyeos while he's trying to play his game.
Post by: WillowLuman on May 31, 2014, 11:31:52 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 11:33:03 pm
Lyeos: "Why don't you go to school instead of asking me? And why can I use the controller but not you? I'm dead!"Marchioness: "What's school? And I don't know! I just can't. The best I've been able to do is control potted plants."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 11:39:44 pm
(Well, I officially cannot do anything against the current crisis. Call me back when it's over.)(Yeah, you could always go play with the other ghosts though, or assist in defeating the TG. If not, then yea, sure. See you on the other side. )
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on May 31, 2014, 11:49:32 pm
Subtly help humanity research FTL technology.
See what Wallace is doing, other than his girlfriend.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on May 31, 2014, 11:58:41 pm
Well, if he comes back, I'll just teleport again. Also, these rules are pretty dumb, considering the top 4 frequently break them.(( The rules don't apply to God. Satan is a cheater. I am also a cheater. And if you have a problem with Parliament, take it up with the Brits. It's not in my jurisdiction. Also so far I've been subject to about the same failure rate as you so hush.))
Subtly help humanity research FTL technology.
See what Wallace is doing, other than his girlfriend.
(( That's gonna suck if either of those roll an 8. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 12:10:50 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 01, 2014, 12:14:26 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 12:15:56 am
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 12:21:53 am
Mini-Prophet: Finish Lyeos's mecha body.
((I'm going to need back up.))
Post by: TamerVirus on June 01, 2014, 12:32:48 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 12:46:21 am
Create a thriving fast food and hentai industry in Cheesistan!"Yes, I'd like a double cheeseburger and a side of tentacles. You know what? Super-size me, I'm really hungry and my wife is really horny."
(( GM dies of laughter at own stupid joke. ))
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 12:59:17 am
Send Probes to Io.
((I want ALL THE MOONS! ALL 60-70SOMETHING OF THEM!))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 01, 2014, 01:11:31 am
Point railguns at enemies.
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 01:37:17 am
Meditate on serene mountaintop to unlock new levels of Ki and power.
((Speaking of pirates, since you mentioned PirateBay, isn't there a nautical RTD you run that could also use an update? Pretty please with wenches and dubloons on top?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 01:57:30 am
Go find a serene mountaintop((Why yes, yes there is. I was wondering if anyone was gonna mention it. ;P ))
Meditate on serene mountaintop to unlock new levels of Ki and power.
((Speaking of pirates, since you mentioned PirateBay, isn't there a nautical RTD you run that could also use an update? Pretty please with wenches and dubloons on top?))
Post by: poketwo on June 01, 2014, 07:19:59 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 09:33:38 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 09:35:41 pm
Marchioness: "What's school? And I don't know! I just can't. The best I've been able to do is control potted plants."
"School is that place you go to learn things. I would ask if you wanted some ice cream, but you're dead, and so am I, so neither of us can eat... If it was possible for a ghost to commit suicide, I'd be doing it right now."
Post by: WillowLuman on June 01, 2014, 09:41:09 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 09:45:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 09:56:32 pm
Lyeos: "Why don't you go to school instead of asking me? And why can I use the controller but not you? I'm dead!" Continue playing Darkstalkers.[7]You continue to play and succeed at Darkstalkers despite the annoyance.
Mitzi: Go poke Lyeos while he's trying to play his game.
[7]You begin to start poking Lyeos in the side repeatedly, because you are bored.
Well, if he comes back, I'll just teleport again. Also, these rules are pretty dumb, considering the top 4 frequently break them.[6]You start giving hints to an up-and-coming physicist who just graduated from CalTech. Just to be sure though, you pick a few other physicists from other schools. The hints are so subtle they have no idea anyone's helping them.
Subtly help humanity research FTL technology.
See what Wallace is doing, other than his girlfriend.
[5]He's not been up to much. He's helped some old ladies cross the road. He's mostly been playing Xbox and hanging out with his girlfriend though. Keep in mind, he never thought he'd have one and he wants to milk the experience for all its worth.
Try to use shadow magic to bring the jarl back to life.[5]You make a shadow-puppet that he can control.
Mini-Prophet: Finish Lyeos's mecha body.
((I'm going to need back up.))
[7]You build a fully-functional, awesome mech body with all sorts of unnecessary weapons and features. It's even eco-friendly and fuel-efficient.
Create a thriving fast food and hentai industry in Cheesistan![8]Obesity increases, productivity decreases.
Send Probes to Europa.[7]The probe lands on Europa and determines the ideal place to colonize.
Send Probes to Io.
((I want ALL THE MOONS! ALL 60-70SOMETHING OF THEM!))
[4]You send a probe to Io, it burns up in the magma.
Join forces with the Fast Food/Hentai industry by selling them my excess pie.[7]"Would you like an apple pie with that?"
Point railguns at enemies.
[5]You threaten the enemies, they don't take it too seriously.
Go find a serene mountaintop[7]You climb a serene mountain on the edge of Cheesistan.
Meditate on serene mountaintop to unlock new levels of Ki and power.
((Speaking of pirates, since you mentioned PirateBay, isn't there a nautical RTD you run that could also use an update? Pretty please with wenches and dubloons on top?))
[7]You meditate among the grasses and the trees, resting your feet in the cool, glacial lake. It is very stimulating and relaxing at the same time and you draw Ki very effectively without damaging the beautiful landscape at all.
HAVE THE SCYTHERS DESTROY JAPAN[8]Great. Now they have another monster movie they can sue us for. Also, the video-game industry is dead. Nerds worldwide are up in arms!
Quote from: Dreh di nicht um!
Maria: Continue to do the PR thing.[1]With the introduction of fast food and hentai, the Cheesistani have grown very selfish, fat, and lazy. They can't be bothered to help you anyway.
CaptainMcClellan: Fine then, assist Prophet in creating Magitek suits for Lyeos and the Jarl.
Giegue: Find a more comfortable place to hide
Lawyers: Continue to be a nuisance.
[3]Nope. We don't have the technology.
[5]You hide behind a column in the lobby, at least now your back feels a little better.
[6]You sue for the military's attempt to create "Magitek armour", even though Square Enix is effectively destroyed.
Quote from: BOSS
Recover from wound inflicted by Prophet.[6]The wound heals rather quickly, though not completely.
Zoom back to Earth to spite the Potatolaird and otherwise be in a more opportune position for attack.
[1]The Potatolaird uses his might potato power to prevent you from escaping. You'll have to resort to controlling the Tetrominos remotely.
Quote from: Marchinoness
Hey! At least you can still do things! And what's ice cream? Wait duh. Nevermind. What does it taste like...?
((Just so you know I'm the the one latched onto your leg.))(( I know. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 10:00:37 pm
Lyeos: Eco-friendly and fuel-efficient...? No. Go make my mech body runs off of souls and rage.
Mitzi: Play Lyeos's copy of Darkstalkers.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:02:25 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 10:03:17 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 10:06:13 pm
Shadow teleport to Tetris god.
((Last chance if you don't like the body once it runs on souls and rage then I'm going to destroy it because reasons!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:07:08 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 10:08:51 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 10:15:42 pm
Build a house on this mountaintop
Meditate on ways to attain godhood through mastery of my Ki. (Don't try for godhood, just try for a bonus to any actions where I try to attain godhood through mastery of my Ki.)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:24:25 pm
((Does that mean I now have a higher ki limit than I had previously?))((Yes. Does that mean very much in a minimalist RTD with sadistic dice? Not so much. ))
Marchioness "I can't open the books though! Mom, will you take me to the library?"
((Lyeos, you're up. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 10:27:12 pm
Mitzi: "No, I need to sleep. Go follow Lyeos, he'll take you there after he's done. Right?"
Lyeos: "... Fine."
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 10:30:44 pm
Send construction probes to Europa to build basic living quarters.
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 10:34:12 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:39:39 pm
((It might have meaning once I attempt to master the technique of putting extra Ki into actions to act as a bonus to rolls.))(( K. ))
Marchioness: "Alright!" * hug attacks Lyeos *
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Sollux: 2o why diid you briing me along on thii2 2tupiid trip?
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 10:47:54 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 01, 2014, 10:52:42 pm
Watch what the humans do next.
Go find out what the molepeople are up to.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 10:55:40 pm
Marchioness: * realizes that she is in fact touching Lyeos, instead of fading through him as with everything else * "Never! You're the first boy I've ever been able to hug." * begins to squeeze him *
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 11:00:10 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 11:04:09 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 01, 2014, 11:09:02 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 11:19:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 11:21:09 pm
((Don't know who we're waiting on, but doesn't my meteor strike hit next turn?))(( I believe so. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 11:27:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 11:33:18 pm
((I've have been wondering does my hero bonus thing I got for combat back in the maze/Giegue's mind still count?))(( Probably not. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 01, 2014, 11:36:14 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 01, 2014, 11:47:04 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 01, 2014, 11:47:45 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 11:51:00 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 01, 2014, 11:52:44 pm
((I think we need poketwo, tune, lolfail, and TamerVirus.))(( Just alerted Tune, and Poketwo is not the most consistent updater. Though, we'll still wait for TamerVirus. My apologies to Lolfail by the way, I know it seems like I invited you for nothing, but I don't really know your schedule just yet... and I kinda like to have this thing progress in a somewhat snappy manner. I think though, that it's about time for another round of troll arena. What say y'all? ))
((Who you calling a maniac? Don't make me ascend to godhood, gain flight, and PK Kiai your spaceship into tiny chunks.))(( Read: "I am a maniac, hear me roar!" ))
Post by: Beirus on June 01, 2014, 11:54:19 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 12:00:21 am
(( Repoll, should we do another troll arena starting with the next update or should we wait until we beat the TG? ))
(( Also, LYEOS! YOU GET TO MAKE THE TVTROPES PAGE! :D ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 12:01:32 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 02, 2014, 12:03:56 am
Tune: Smack Ckis in the back of the head for dabbling in s*** he shouldn't be dabbling in
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 12:08:58 am
Introduce kinkier hentai.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 12:12:39 am
Introduce kinkier hentai.[/b]((Not sure whether to vomit or ask you to pass some my way...))Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 12:15:20 am
Fire hentai at the enemies as a peace offering.
Introduce kinkier hentai.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Fire weed also plot twist it was me that got matt addicted to weed. :P )) ((If this is true then that would explain why he looks like he is stoned all the time.))
((If you don't know who matt is check the wiki.))
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 12:21:49 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 12:35:19 am
(( Make the TVTropes page and then make a character subpage and you can have all the tropes you want. ))
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 12:51:28 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 01:14:58 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 01:26:14 am
((Hmm...that sounds like work. Do any tropes I put on my character subpages apply to my character in Cheesistan? I was thinking One Hit Kill, Story Breaker Power, Ki attack, and Supernatural Martial Artist, all Dialed Up To Eleven. Oh, and Top God. Even though I'm joking, I would probably be the worst person to make a TV Tropes page, since I don't know how editing TV Tropes works.))(( It is work. That's why I don't want to do it. ))
((I wish the WAOA TvTropes page got filled out. Then again, I've probably gone through a good few hundred tropes.))(( At least... ))
Post by: TamerVirus on June 02, 2014, 02:50:57 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 05:14:48 am
[9] That... guy!
Spoiler: That Guy... (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 05:15:34 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 05:30:35 am
Post by: poketwo on June 02, 2014, 05:58:26 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 06:22:11 am
"Ice cream tastes like ice cream."[2]No it runs off of clean energy.
Lyeos: Eco-friendly and fuel-efficient...? No. Go make my mech body runs off of souls and rage.
Mitzi: Play Lyeos's copy of Darkstalkers.
[7]You grab the controller and start playing Darkstalkers on Lyeos's save file. You've never played before but you take to it like a fish to water.
Make mech body run on souls and rage.[3]I SAID- IT RUNS OFF OF CLEAN BURNING ENERGY!
Shadow teleport to Tetris god.
((Last chance if you don't like the body once it runs on souls and rage then I'm going to destroy it because reasons!))
[3]You can't.
((Does that mean I now have a higher ki limit than I had previously?))[2]Out of what? Grass?
Build a house on this mountaintop
Meditate on ways to attain godhood through mastery of my Ki. (Don't try for godhood, just try for a bonus to any actions where I try to attain godhood through mastery of my Ki.)
[8]You mess up and ascend to a higher plane of being with your ki vacating your body and forming a humanoid glowing ghost thing. It's gonna suck trying to reverse it to.
Send magmaproof probes to Io.[2]Ye dinnae have any such probes. You have all the probles you have already with you.
Send construction probes to Europa to build basic living quarters.
[3]Second verse, same as the first.
...This god thing is boring.[8]Two of the scientists figure it out at the same time and each accuses the other of cheating. An epic battle ensues that ends with both of them unable to actually build a working proto-type. They switch careers in shame. However, all is not lost because there's still that 5-year-old that you gave the idea "just in case". He's drawing rocket ships with crayons right now, but twenty years from now he could well be inventing FTL travel.
Watch what the humans do next.
Go find out what the molepeople are up to.
[5]Diggin' tunnels, praying, eating potatoes and worms. Y'know molestuff.
Eat prison.[8] You spontaneously mutate and grow huge, thick jaws with steel teeth and began eating through the prison walls. You are now in constant pain but other than that no ill effect. ( For you. )
Tune: Fix Senketsu's half zombification thing[5]You make it a little better, but still about 1/3 zombie.
Tune: Smack Ckis in the back of the head for dabbling in s*** he shouldn't be dabbling in
[5]You smack him over the head. Time will tell if he learned his lesson.
Fire hentai at the enemies as a peace offering.[5]The TG isn't into hentai. The lawyers are distracted! ( But not for long.
Introduce kinkier hentai.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[6]You somehow invent ULTRAPORN. Good job. Excuse me while I go facepalm and ask why this kind of thing keeps happening to me.
POURQUOI!?!?!?!?!?!?
use corporate assets to legalize random stuff through "special interests"[6]You legalize licking park benches, smoking marijuana (outside of city limits), public juggling shows without permits, and the right to bear afro. Those intersts special enough?
SLAUTER THE LAWERS[4]You kill one and the rest have you convicted for first-degree murder.
Quote from: Bad luck Brian
CaptainMcClellan:Try again to get the lawyers out of the country.[1]No, they're busy with the hentai.
Maria: Find a lawyer and get help defending your son's right to exist.
Hobo & Co: Acquire booze
Marchioness: Be escorted by the nice ghost grump to the library.
[4]You find Q. Q is not really in any condition to help, but he promises to try.
[6]You guys find one of the missing SOGWORT members, and it turns out Oswald still produces his own wines and liquors.
[4]You link arms at the elbow and wait for him to escort you.
Quote from: BOSS
Return to Cheesistan[2]Still pinned by the Potatolaird's power.
Marchioness: Thanks again for escorting me.
(( It's a free action since it counts as roleplaying. ))
Sollux:II gue22 not. Why diid you iinviite me though?
Spoiler: Arena Round Two (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 06:30:28 am
Stupid humans.
Find an uninhabited patch of galaxy, start creating a giant shield world for 'testing purposes'.
Try and locate my original kind, wherever they might be.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 06:36:57 am
((your arena picture is kill))(( Thanks. ))
Stupid humans.
Find an uninhabited patch of galaxy, start creating a giant shield world for 'testing purposes'.
Try and locate my original kind, wherever they might be.
(( You have an "original kind"? ))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 06:37:32 am
Make lemonade.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 06:43:45 am
(( You have an "original kind"? ))
((Maybe, hence why I'm looking.))
Post by: TamerVirus on June 02, 2014, 06:51:54 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 09:48:15 am
Lyeos: Clean BURNING energy? Make it run off of burning orphans!
Lyeos: Make it able to harvest souls.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 02, 2014, 12:20:25 pm
Tune: go play more Final Fantasy 7 or something
Post by: WillowLuman on June 02, 2014, 12:47:51 pm
Free the trapped knights!
Adapt the Lyrics for Beelzeboss and use it against the Tetris god!
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 01:22:50 pm
Build magma proof probes.
Build construction probes.
Boredom primarily, also thought you may find space amusing.
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 01:38:00 pm
Summon shadow minions.
Post by: poketwo on June 02, 2014, 01:58:09 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 01:58:47 pm
Go find some kid with deep untapped wells of Ki and potential that I can mentor. Maybe a young Ryu, Ken, or Gohan, because we need more copyright infringement.
Go Super Saiyan God now! Hope it somehow miraculously reforms a body for me.
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:04:19 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:18:25 pm
((So I'm a Force Ghost now? Also, I thought My meteor strike was supposed to hit last turn.))
((Oh yeah. Hang tight a sec, I'll fix it.))
METEOR STRIKE FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
Several lawyers are... [4]Moderately injured. The Tetris god is... [3]hit by a pebble sized meteor in the foot. I am...[5]hit in the ribs by a potato-sized meteor, cracking the ribs and bruising the lung. Tune's camp is...[7]Direct hit with Sephiroth's meteor which phases through two layers of the shielding but then is partially deflected by the third, landing beside Arcadia without damaging it. ( As a mercy intervention. ) The Trap Temple is...[1]Totally missed by the meteor that wipes out two or three nearby buildings. The largest meteor lands in an uninhabited stretch of rural Cheesistani land somewhere between Arcadia, Microphonia, and Mt. Beirus. Roll d4 to see what alien life-form it contains...
1. A fallen star ( from Stardust. )
2. Deoxysis
3. Superman
4. JENOVA
[3] Congratulations! Who wants to raise baby Clark Kent?
Does anyone get superpowers from getting hit with a meteorite? ( Heads yes, Tails no. )
(http://www.random.org/coins/faces/60-eur/ireland-1euro/obverse.jpg)
Nope. This more your garden variety meteor-strike. Supahman just happened to be in this one.
(( I hope that was satisfactory. If not, you could always try again. ))
((CMC! Make her let go! No touching! Bad! Baaaad!))(( XD I know what you mean. Try asking politely. She'll be really disappointed and might pout/cry/etc. but will comply.))
(( Also, did you notice how my succession fort reached such high levels of insanity they had to call in the toad? I froze it to crystallize such a legendary moment.
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:19:59 pm
"Leggoleggoleggoleggoleggo! What do I have to do to make you let go?"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:23:33 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:25:23 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:31:01 pm
(( So. Lyeos. How long do you think I should keep my fort locked down? You still want a turn, yes? ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:33:57 pm
Lyeos: "Actually, I probably would have to get you to let go of me, but you already have, so..." *Lyeos skips towards his robot, in possibly the most cruel way he can manage.*
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:37:39 pm
(( Oh yeah? Well that sucks. You make this game much more interesting. Also, who else besides you is waiting? ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:44:03 pm
Lyeos: "You can get it if you can catch me!" *Lyeos stops. Like, completely unmoving stops. Not even preparing to sprint away stops.*
((My cruelty has no limits...))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:49:35 pm
Marchioness: * looks up * Really? * attempts to tackle-hug Lyeos *
(( I too have no qualms about torturing fictional characters. :D Seriously though, do give her a break now and again though. I don't want to make her existence a complete hell all the time. Just most of the time. Even an Iron Buttmonkey needs a little bit of affection/sympathy. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 03:52:51 pm
*Tackle-hug is successful, reluctant kiss probably occurs.* "Why are you hugging me?!"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 03:57:36 pm
Marchioness: Because... I've never been able to hug anyone before. Not even my own mother.
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 04:00:13 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 04:00:34 pm
*Lyeos mopes about not being able to eat ice cream.*
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 04:03:18 pm
((I am reeeally tempted to step in and stop Lyeos from being a dick to Marchioness.))
((Same, although if I do it Lyeos would be a potato for an amount of time))
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 04:06:27 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 04:08:36 pm
Besides, I'm an insane god, anything I try to do usually ends up nasty.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 04:10:14 pm
((I am reeeally tempted to step in and stop Lyeos from being a dick to Marchioness.))(( You're in space. Deal with it. Also, thanks for letting me know you're online.))
Sollux: 2o, what are you even tryiing to do here?
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Marchoiness: * refuses to be depressed about not ever being able to taste the cool, creamy, rich, and decadent deliciousness of ice-cream * * hugs Lyeos more * No it isn't!
((Right. Because forcibly turning people into traps, swapping their genders, and making a guy's life a living hell due to everyone is way better than being an ass. Yep. Makes sense. And, even then, I'm not going to be that bad to her. Calm yourselves.))(( You forget the basic rule of the universe ( the one all gender discrimination ever is based on ): "females are special and noone gives a shit about guys." Wallace is a cast-iron, disposable toy that can be put through everything just so long as he gets laid in the end. However, all the powers that be will destroy you if you so much as ignore the whiny female. XD ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 02, 2014, 04:12:10 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 04:17:49 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 04:20:46 pm
To be totally honest, I have absolutely no plan here whatsoever, I guess colonize Jupiter for the hell of it.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 04:23:28 pm
(( And now for possibly the best PSA ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGM8PT1eAvY ))
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 04:26:46 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 04:31:07 pm
((I'll raise the superman! Imma mentor him! Also, like a page late as a response, but I still want the baby superman.))(( You're still the first claimaint. ))
(( Also, who are we waiting on here? Besides Tune and Ckis, I mean. Has TamerVirus posted? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 07:08:23 pm
(( You forget the basic rule of the universe ( the one all gender discrimination ever is based on ): "females are special and noone gives a shit about guys." Wallace is a cast-iron, disposable toy that can be put through everything just so long as he gets laid in the end. However, all the powers that be will destroy you if you so much as ignore the whiny female. XD ))
((The Trapisti a all male cult disagrees with this rule and will provide safety to all males who are attacked by this rule.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 07:15:14 pm
(( Prophet, I disagree with this, I'm just being a smartass. At any rate, most don't need it, but good to know where you stand. Moreover, a lot of guys would probably prefer to get their help elsewhere... On account of the whole "Traps are deeply disturbing" thing.))(( You forget the basic rule of the universe ( the one all gender discrimination ever is based on ): "females are special and noone gives a shit about guys." Wallace is a cast-iron, disposable toy that can be put through everything just so long as he gets laid in the end. However, all the powers that be will destroy you if you so much as ignore the whiny female. XD ))
((The Trapisti a all male cult disagrees with this rule and will provide safety to all males who are attacked by this rule.))
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 07:20:23 pm
(( Prophet, I disagree with this, I'm just being a smartass. At any rate, most don't need it, but good to know where you stand. Moreover, a lot of guys would probably prefer to get their help elsewhere... On account of the whole "Traps are deeply disturbing" thing.))(( You forget the basic rule of the universe ( the one all gender discrimination ever is based on ): "females are special and noone gives a shit about guys." Wallace is a cast-iron, disposable toy that can be put through everything just so long as he gets laid in the end. However, all the powers that be will destroy you if you so much as ignore the whiny female. XD ))
((The Trapisti a all male cult disagrees with this rule and will provide safety to all males who are attacked by this rule.))
((I know that it was a joke but i don't want anybody to attempt anything i'm very neutral about gender so if somebody made a rule that made it hard to play as a female i would be just as hostile.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 07:26:59 pm
(( Yea, yea, yea... The stuff with the stuff. No, it's not going to be intrinsically harder for one gender as a player. Now characters on the other hand, but mostly because of parodying stereotypes and other tropes. And I'll try not to go overboard with that. And I won't change the status quo for any character that's been established and characterized already. ))(( Prophet, I disagree with this, I'm just being a smartass. At any rate, most don't need it, but good to know where you stand. Moreover, a lot of guys would probably prefer to get their help elsewhere... On account of the whole "Traps are deeply disturbing" thing.))(( You forget the basic rule of the universe ( the one all gender discrimination ever is based on ): "females are special and noone gives a shit about guys." Wallace is a cast-iron, disposable toy that can be put through everything just so long as he gets laid in the end. However, all the powers that be will destroy you if you so much as ignore the whiny female. XD ))
((The Trapisti a all male cult disagrees with this rule and will provide safety to all males who are attacked by this rule.))
((I know that it was a joke but i don't want anybody to attempt anything i'm very neutral about gender so if somebody made a rule that made it hard to play as a female i would be just as hostile.))
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 07:30:16 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 07:38:48 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 07:40:01 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 08:21:36 pm
((Ok.)) ((Oh and thank you for not destroying my temple i would have gone batshit insane if it got hit.)) ((Wait did you just tell a leader of a trap cult that traps are disturbing. :P ))(( Yep. )) (( I missed. )) (( And so what if I did? :P ))
IS ANYONE SUBMITTING ANY COMMANDS FOR EQUIUS BEFORE I ROLL?
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 08:23:31 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 08:41:06 pm
((I'm not getting into the troll arena thing but i'm rooting for you.))(( M'k. Well I'm gonna go ahead and roll then. ))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 09:06:10 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 09:50:50 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 09:58:02 pm
((your arena picture is kill))[5]You call it "Shieldia" the minus two went entirely to the name, otherwise it was as succesful as a 7. It's still uninhabited though.
Stupid humans.
Find an uninhabited patch of galaxy, start creating a giant shield world for 'testing purposes'.
Try and locate my original kind, wherever they might be.
[8]Out in the great depths you locate the planet locally known as Spirus ( give me a break here, I'm drawing a blank on the name ) home to a race of sentient potatopeople. Upon your arrival they begin attaching roots of the gigantic tuber/fungi thing that's eating most of the planet to you to start absorbing your power instead of the Mako/Lifestream/mana/whatever of Spirus. Unfortunately, the potato/mushroom hybrid qualifies as an Eldritch Location, so this works and it begins draining you of your power.
Forgo the weapons and manufacture Hentaibots to work as... well... workers in the Fast Food 'n' Hentai places.[3]Hentai-bots malfunction, luckily you catch it before they're put into production> I'd also like to point out that the hentai and the fast food are two seperate industries that are simply both under TamerVirus's shadowy umbrella corporation. Hence, it would not make sense for the hentai-bots to work at the restaurants, and Moral Guardians would probably boycott.
Make lemonade.
[1] NOPE. I didn't pull in Sollux just so you could pull some Dave Strider crap. Apparently the dice agree, which is good cos I didn't want to have to waste my intervention on this.
yup, run for public office on the platform of "down with this sort of thing"[2]Paint huffers, pot-heads, and hip African Cheesistanian dudes from the disco era do not make up a large enough portion of the population and you fail to pick up the trap vote, the gay vote, and the paranoid schizophrenic vote. ( Which makes me wonder if they might be paranoid for good reason... )
"I said no touching! Let go!"[1]For once it seems the dice are on the side of JUSTICE.
Lyeos: Clean BURNING energy? Make it run off of burning orphans!
Lyeos: Make it able to harvest souls.
[5]But yea, you can harvest disembodied souls now. But the downside is that this may or may not give them partial control of the mech's movement systems.
Tune: Fix Senketsu's zombie problem completely[5]Almost got it!
Tune: go play more Final Fantasy 7 or something
[7] I'm going to selectively interpret "or something" and "Final Fantasy 7" as "Go check out that awesome Sephiroth meteor that just fell." No harm befalls you from this.
(Looks like the laywers are out of the way...)[2]You try prying the Tetris blocks free with your WICKED AXE but saidly, it's to no avail. Even worse, the strain caused the strings to go out of tune.
Free the trapped knights!
Adapt the Lyrics for Beelzeboss and use it against the Tetris god!
[2]Fun fact: Sound doesn't travel in space.
I vote Equius Zahhak[3]You attempt to build magma-proof probes out of harvested ice. Due to the physical properties of water, it works well for a little while. However after it melts they burn out all the same.
Build magma proof probes.
Build construction probes.
Boredom primarily, also thought you may find space amusing.
[2]You don't have the mechanical capability. You could build construction drones, but then you would have no material for the probes. Tricky wicket, eh?
Train with my scythe.[2]You accidently end up throwing it and it gets stuck perfectly in a crevice near the top of a sky-scraper.
Summon shadow minions.
[2]You don't have shadow minions?
DEPLOY MY ARMY AGAINST THE LAWERS[3]They threaten legislation and suit for the copyright infringement of having an army of Scythers.
((So I'm a Force Ghost now? Also, I thought My meteor strike was supposed to hit last turn.))[5]Yes, as we established in the OOC, you are now raising Superman.
Go find some kid with deep untapped wells of Ki and potential that I can mentor. Maybe a young Ryu, Ken, or Gohan, because we need more copyright infringement.
Go Super Saiyan God now! Hope it somehow miraculously reforms a body for me.
[2]There's (surprisingly) no such thing and you get no new body.
Quote from: That easily-offended bloke
CaptainMcClellan: Actually have a succesful move, for once.[2]Dice: "Haha, do you think if I gave everyone else such bad rolls that I was going to go easy on you!? FOOL.
Team action (Roll 2 d4s to determine their d8 score):
Maria and Q: Start a big campaign for alien rights.
Oswald, Hobo, & SOGWORT (as one entity): Get drunk.
Giegue: Find a better place to hide
Lawyers: Finish playing with the hentai and start trying to sue everything out of existence again.
[2]+[4]=[6] Q becomes a civil rights lobbyist and Maria starts handing out some fliers he made over at the local Kinko's. (Too bad Mitzi was already off work, that would've been cool. )
[5]No such luck. This particular barrel seems to have been a dud mostly, it is incredibly weak and the buzz is only enough to make you thirsty for more booze.
[1]You try hiding in a storage closet. Not only is it humiliating, it's very crowded and things keep poking you. Plus you think something crawled over your tail but you can't be sure. Also it smells. Really bad.
[6]OF COURSE YOU GIVE THEM A GOOD ROLL!
The lawyers are back to suing everybody,including now suing for our obvious knock-offs popular restrant chains, suchs as "McDoogals", "Smite Castle", "Burger Prince", and "Taco Gong". Tamer Virus, how do you meet these charges?
Quote from: BOSS
GET BACK TO THE SASSIFRASIN EARTH ALREADY![8]You are strain against the barrier so hard that it snaps backward and flings you across the entire universe. You collide with several planets, shattering them and slowing your momentum, and then are severely burned in the atmosphere before crashlanding in the middle of the crater where Superman's ship had landed, widening and deepening the crater by a lot. Needless to say, you are in excrutiating pain. You make a barrier out of Tetrominos around the impact site to protect you and then pass out. On the upshot, you made an awesome geologic feature which will be great for the tourism industry in years to come.
If that fails, have your grandfather cause the Potatolaird to fall asleep so you can get through his barrier.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Sollux: * bums around the space shuttle *
((Oh wait, we were supposed to submit commands for Equius? Too late now I guess.))(( Yes. For future reference: If you support a troll, you can submit commands for that troll. I thought I'd made that clear last time, but I guess not. I really need to add the rules to the Troll Arena Wiki page.))
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 10:07:24 pm
Attack the lawyers.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 02, 2014, 10:12:12 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 02, 2014, 10:14:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:23:09 pm
(Am I the only player who still cares about the Tetris God?)(He's injured atm. I'm not even gonna roll for him next turn because he's unconscious. He kinda got upstaged by the lawyers a lot and then warped into space. Besides that, I was intending to have him defeated with a game of Block Battle that Tune proposed, but he keeps going "Eh, maybe later", so I keep stalling. Really we should've beaten him by now most likely, depending on how good you all are at Tetris. His brother might stop in as a Crazy Hand boss, but even if he does, it's not really much to be worried about.)
Post by: Beirus on June 02, 2014, 10:27:24 pm
Begin training Superman in the ways of Ki and PSI, in addition to helping him harness his other super powers.
Teach Superman the Super Saiyan transformation.
((He will be the Great Super Saiyaman!))
Post by: ~Neri on June 02, 2014, 10:28:35 pm
Equius: Smash CMC's face into your knee.
Equius: "Nut Cracker." ((Thats just good fighting combo sense.))
Kevak: Turn the Asteroid Belt into a massive series of shipyards and solar panel arrays.
Kevak: Gas Miners on Jupiter.
((Lets get all 4x on this.))
Post by: TamerVirus on June 02, 2014, 10:29:21 pm
Also, point out that my restaurants operate under the legal principles of parody, citing specifically:
Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894
Suntrust Bank v. Houghton Mifflin Co. 268 F. 3d. 1257.
Starbucks v. Starbarks
Then mention that any reasonable person would be able to differentiate the compared businesses.
Finally conclude that McDonald's et all have not filed trademarks in the Cheesistani trademark office anyway
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 10:35:33 pm
Create adult-only branch of the fast food company.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 02, 2014, 10:41:36 pm
Free the poor knights already!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 10:52:28 pm
Branch out into pharmaceuticals!(( Clever! If it works, you get a gold star. I really can't think of a way this won't work though... ))
Also, point out that my restaurants operate under the legal principles of parody, citing specifically:
Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894
Suntrust Bank v. Houghton Mifflin Co. 268 F. 3d. 1257.
Starbucks v. Starbarks
Then mention that any reasonable person would be able to differentiate the compared businesses.
Finally conclude that McDonald's et all have not filed trademarks in the Cheesistani trademark office anyway
Introduce even kinkier hentai.(( NO! ANYTHING BEYOND ULTRAPORN WILL MAKE PEOPLE'S BRAINS MELT AND GENITALS EXPLODE!))
(Right then, there's only one helpful thing I can do, since I am incapable of doing anything against the lawyers.)(( Even though a 5 or a 6 would be sufficient, I really hope you get a 7. ))
Free the poor knights already!
(( @All: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FAMILY-FRIENDLY GAME! WHAT HAPPENED!? ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 02, 2014, 10:58:05 pm
Explode the planet into lots of little pieces, get my power back.
Retreat back to the shield world and start gaining more power.
((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 02, 2014, 11:39:42 pm
Introduce even kinkier hentai.
THE PLAN SHALL COME TO FRUITION.
Pun may or may not be intentional.
Also, family-friendly? On the same forum that discusses harvesting the bones of mermaid slaves?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 02, 2014, 11:41:33 pm
((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))
(( The evil(er) potato monster demands it. Kill it and you're a hero. Probably. Also, because you rolled an 8. And they may not recognize you're even one of them. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 03, 2014, 08:20:01 am
Also, before we forget, Ckisocoa's birthday is today. * FANFARE *
Post by: poketwo on June 03, 2014, 04:41:45 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 03, 2014, 06:41:13 pm
POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED
*eye twitch*
Post by: WillowLuman on June 03, 2014, 07:44:44 pm
(And thus, in the vacuum resultant, French animation became the heavyweight champion of international Nerd television! All your favorite shows now look like this:POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED
*eye twitch*
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on June 03, 2014, 08:18:43 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 03, 2014, 10:38:05 pm
(And thus, in the vacuum resultant, French animation became the heavyweight champion of international Nerd television! All your favorite shows now look like this:POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED
*eye twitch*)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((hurrah, i have things to do and PCs to kill again!))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 03, 2014, 11:44:35 pm
Tune: level up all the Materia I have
Post by: ~Neri on June 03, 2014, 11:52:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 01:07:20 am
Recover my scythe.[1]So, are you gonna climb the building to get it or what?
Attack the lawyers.
[8]You attack the lawyers without the scythe, doing damage but taking heavy damage in return.
((Is it odd that the dice hated the rest of us, but seemed to LIKE Tune for that turn? Also, how long will it take Superman to grow up?))(( No idea. Probably. ))
Begin training Superman in the ways of Ki and PSI, in addition to helping him harness his other super powers.
Teach Superman the Super Saiyan transformation.
((He will be the Great Super Saiyaman!))
[5]He learns to draw and focus ki, but he doesn't have the capability for PSI. (Yet.)
[1]Not everyone can learn that technique. Evidently Superman cannot.
Kevak: Turn the Asteroid Belt into a massive series of shipyards and solar panel arrays.[1]HERESY. It is scientifically impossible to set up a multi-asteroid system.
Kevak: Gas Miners on Jupiter.
((Lets get all 4x on this.))
[5]By building a space elevator out of ice from Europa, you are able to siphon gas off the outer layer of Jupiter's atmosphere. Congrats, you know have a reliable source of methane fuel. On the other hand... be careful there are so many ways this still might go wrong.
Branch out into pharmaceuticals![4]So far all you can do is manufacture and market generic aspirin. You need better facilities.
Also, point out that my restaurants operate under the legal principles of parody, citing specifically:
Mattel v. MCA Records, 296 F.3d 894
Suntrust Bank v. Houghton Mifflin Co. 268 F. 3d. 1257.
Starbucks v. Starbarks
Then mention that any reasonable person would be able to differentiate the compared businesses.
Finally conclude that McDonald's et all have not filed trademarks in the Cheesistani trademark office anyway
[1]... What? That was a perfectly logical and legally valid argument!
Introduce even kinkier hentai.[8]What did I tell you was gonna happen? Their minds are dripping out of their ears and their genitals have exploded. Guess who gets to clean it up and pay reparations to all the families suing you? Also, guess what else? This now means moral guardians now have a leg to stand on and are pushing for a mass prohibition of hentai, porn, booze, and several other substances. And it looks like they might succeed. ( Oh the hubris of man! Muddling with things it doesn't understand! ) On the single upside, the latest batch of hentai has been confiscated by the government and is being weaponized as we speak.
Create adult-only branch of the fast food company.
[1]That doesn't work out thanks to all the backlash against the exploding genitalia. As a matter of fact, the fast-food companies are all fast moving to cut ties with you.
(( So, you know what you did wrong right? You made Eldritch Porn. Congrats. You actually succeeded in crossing the Cthulu barrier.))
(Right then, there's only one helpful thing I can do, since I am incapable of doing anything against the lawyers.)[2] INTERVENTION! [7] You use the 7 I gave you as a crow bar and lift the pieces just enough for them to all slip out.
Free the poor knights already!
TRAITORS, I WOULD HAVE FIXED THAT FOR YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DICKS[4]The planet is held together by the eldritch abomination.
Explode the planet into lots of little pieces, get my power back.
Retreat back to the shield world and start gaining more power.
((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))
[3]Nope. It's at least equally powerful as you and growing stronger by the minute. Why do you think they're so scared of it?
POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED[6]Yeah. They drop charges when they realize they a'int gonna get paid.
Tune: Finish curing Senketsu of his remaining zombieness[6] Close enough. Victory for you!
Tune: level up all the Materia I have
[8]You upgrade it all until the point where if you use a single spell it'll probably destroy the whole world.
Quote from: Author of the Hidden Page
CaptainMcClellan: Get some coffee and go to the library[1]I trip and fall on my face. It's been a bad day so I just stay that way.
Maria: Get your support group and protest the lawyers.
Hobo & Co.: Get more drunk
Giegue:Deal with it
Logic: Call for a mistrial and demand that TamerVirus's case be reviewed.
[7]The lawyers cannot stand up to your rally.
[7]You all get super amazingly drunk and laugh at old jokes that don't even make sense anymore.
[8]You curl up into a ball and wait for someone to come get you. You'll be waiting for a long time.
[7]Thanks to the retrial, TamerVirus's argument succeeds, the lawyers all flee because they recognize a hopeless case when they see one.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Nothing wrong with that, says I.(And thus, in the vacuum resultant, French animation became the heavyweight champion of international Nerd television! All your favorite shows now look like this:POINT OUT THAT JAPAN IS DESTROYED
*eye twitch*)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 04, 2014, 01:15:55 am
Tune: Cast Summon Bahamot for no reason other than the dice gave me that 8
((goodbye world))
Post by: Prophet on June 04, 2014, 01:19:06 am
Go comfort Giegue. ((I don't know why but I always want to help Giegue when he is in trouble.))
Post by: ~Neri on June 04, 2014, 01:21:39 am
Equius: Die on Quest Bed, go godtier.
Equius: Rend CMC to pieces with the fury of several thousand Cosmic Musclebeasts.
Kevak: Make series of massive shipyards out of sections of the asteroid belt, Solar panels everywhere also.
Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 01:30:08 am
Equius: Get very very very very very very very very lucky for no particular reason at all........ W8ke Up. *cough*sp8dertroll*cough** whistle blows * Foul on the play! Interference by self-insertive Sue. 2 days detention for Vriska!
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 04, 2014, 01:30:30 am
Invent the Terribly Enormous Nuclear TActical Cannon of Lewd Eldritches.
Post by: Beirus on June 04, 2014, 01:49:22 am
Teach Superman the Principles of the Kaiokenx9000 so that he can one day develop the Kaiokenx9000000001
Teach Superman to channel his Ki and master its flow (to get a bonus to Ki related rolls, if bonuses like that are a thing).
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 02:11:40 am
Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.[/b](Fun fact: Jupiter has very little carbon content, which makes it a big puzzle how you're getting any methane from it. There is metal at the core, but said "metal" is actually an exotic form of hydrogen due to the immense pressure at the center of the planet. The planet's density is pretty weird as you go down, starting at gas on the surface and ending with something on the edge of liquid and solid, transitioning smoothly all the way down. All of that is hydrogen and helium, basically Sun stuff. Yeah... gas giants are weird.)
Clean up these unsightly tetronimos
Knights: help rebuild with abstract architecture that cannot form neat rows with tetris blocks.
Post by: ~Neri on June 04, 2014, 02:13:49 am
Post by: Prophet on June 04, 2014, 02:15:27 am
Post by: ~Neri on June 04, 2014, 02:22:34 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 02:37:03 am
( Oh. Well I know one of the gas giants has methane... I just don't remember which. Professor? Care to bail me out? )Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.[/b](Fun fact: Jupiter has very little carbon content, which makes it a big puzzle how you're getting any methane from it. There is metal at the core, but said "metal" is actually an exotic form of hydrogen due to the immense pressure at the center of the planet. The planet's density is pretty weird as you go down, starting at gas on the surface and ending with something on the edge of liquid and solid, transitioning smoothly all the way down. All of that is hydrogen and helium, basically Sun stuff. Yeah... gas giants are weird.)
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 02:46:51 am
Post by: Prophet on June 04, 2014, 02:48:32 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 02:58:06 am
Post by: Prophet on June 04, 2014, 03:01:07 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 03:22:17 am
(Neptune and Uranus have it in the form of wispy white ice clouds, very thin but several hundred miles long. Plenty available. Technically they're different enough to get their own planetary class, ice giants, but gas giants is commonly used as well. The more you know. Also contain plenty of water and amonia.)
((I kinda want to take over Neptune now.)) ((I even thought of a stupid title if i can conquer Neptune in time I shall be the ice lord it sounds even more stupid typed out then it did in my head. *Sulks in corner.*))
(( K. Since we're taking of planets, can I get Uranus? I want to rename it back to Planet Herschel and also keep the awesome symbol. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 04, 2014, 03:32:07 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 04, 2014, 03:35:49 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 04:49:11 am
((Dibs.)) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_667_C)
Spoiler: No, and this is why (click to show/hide)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 05:03:38 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 04, 2014, 05:28:05 am
((tune is a party pooper, time travel is evil, universal takeover for the win))
((Hey, I am told him to give you all your planets I only wanted time travel so I could go back in time about 100+ yrs before the time war and live there the GM is just being oppressive and complains that his head hurts. Tis also his fault for making it where a DARK MAGE can't use any spells without destroying the world and we had a deal that when the world would start to end I could time travel))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 05:37:06 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 04, 2014, 05:38:48 am
((no time travel at all ever, just warp to a parallel dimension where the universe started 100 years later.))
((He won't let me do anything that seems remotely like TARDIS traveling, alternate Dimensions included))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 05:40:19 am
Spoiler: Negotiating with Terrorists (click to show/hide)
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 04, 2014, 05:41:23 am
So now I have to drain all the life force out of the planet. Should be fun.Spoiler: Negotiating with Terrorists (click to show/hide)
Not a terrorist
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 05:41:54 am
((He won't let me do anything that seems remotely like TARDIS traveling, alternate Dimensions included))
((I can do that stuff, then again, I am a god.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 06:08:11 am
((He won't let me do anything that seems remotely like TARDIS traveling, alternate Dimensions included))
((I can do that stuff, then again, I am a god.))
(( YOU'RE NOT HELPING! ))
Post by: ~Neri on June 04, 2014, 06:34:57 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 04, 2014, 06:58:47 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 07:03:54 am
((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))
Spoiler: BECAUSE NO TIME-TRAVEL (click to show/hide)
SMITE INCOMING!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 07:06:58 am
oh wait, I covered my ass already, hurrah!
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 04, 2014, 07:07:55 am
((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))Hey everyone, guess what?Spoiler: BECAUSE NO TIME-TRAVEL (click to show/hide)
SMITE INCOMING!
((He's so cruel and oppressive, but this is rather entertaining))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 07:10:23 am
((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))(( I have control of sub-atomic matter. What makes you think I can't counteract this? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 04, 2014, 10:59:46 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 11:12:58 am
((Just let Tune live in another dimension but with a way to summon him their not time travel and he has to visit every once in a while now every one can be happy.)) ((At least until we go to his new dimension then f*ck it up like we did this one.))(( No. We only get ONE universe, so we can't screw it up. And we can't be zipping between verses all the time either. Also, time travel science is hard. Paradox logic is also hard.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 12:21:02 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 04, 2014, 01:39:15 pm
((Well, I likely wouldn't use it to begin with cause it has many ways it can go wrong, however black holes don't care if their matter is subatomic or not.))((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))(( I have control of sub-atomic matter. What makes you think I can't counteract this? ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 03:12:58 pm
Mitzi: Nap time!
((I'm so glad that I'm normal enough not to be included in these conversations!))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 04, 2014, 03:23:14 pm
normal enough
((You're on a forum about a citybuilding/roguelike 2D game in the Forums game section playing an RTD. ONE OF US))
Post by: Beirus on June 04, 2014, 03:42:44 pm
(( I also came up with an acceptable compromise, I think. You all have to participate in this (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139143.0), and Tune gets his Time Travel. ))((Stupid guilt by association. All I wanted to do was relax on a mountain and train Superman into the greatest martial artist in history.))
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 03:46:01 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 04, 2014, 04:01:59 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 08:43:54 pm
((Yo, CMC. 'Nother thing to keep up with if you want. We're still trying to get the system set up, but we have a list! Basically, we're... Not... Really... Getting ideas from anyone. Would be a help if you showed up, and, hey, if you're interested in playing, that'd be cool too. It doesn't require particularly detailed characters, so, uh, you don't need to go as overboard with it as I did on the third page. Anyways, uh, ignore the very first post, we're changing the plot a bit at the moment. Here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139062.45) A bit of warning? There's a trap. It's Kevak's character. Prophet might do something weird too.))
((Oh gods, you've got me carrying around a neverborn, perverted ghost? Why? Just... Why?))
Post by: ckisocoa on June 04, 2014, 08:53:43 pm
I actually kinda wish I could talk to some of you guys on Skype or Steam or sumfin.
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 08:55:19 pm
THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES, FRIENDS.
I actually kinda wish I could talk to some of you guys on Skype or Steam or sumfin.
*Lyeos does things involving root-beer, confetti, and fireworks*
Uh, congratulations on your birthday? I... Feel slightly bad for not knowing.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 08:59:37 pm
Lyeos: "Library, right? You've really never been to one?"((K))
((Yo, CMC. 'Nother thing to keep up with if you want. We're still trying to get the system set up, but we have a list! Basically, we're... Not... Really... Getting ideas from anyone. Would be a help if you showed up, and, hey, if you're interested in playing, that'd be cool too. It doesn't require particularly detailed characters, so, uh, you don't need to go as overboard with it as I did on the third page. Anyways, uh, ignore the very first post, we're changing the plot a bit at the moment. Here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=139062.45) A bit of warning? There's a trap. It's Kevak's character. Prophet might do something weird too.))
((Oh gods, you've got me carrying around a neverborn, perverted ghost? Why? Just... Why?))
((That's oversimplified but yes. And you agreed to it and she doesn't voyeur all the time. In fact, relatively rarely. ))
You're welcome Ckis!THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES, FRIENDS.
I actually kinda wish I could talk to some of you guys on Skype or Steam or sumfin.
*Lyeos does things involving root-beer, confetti, and fireworks*
Uh, congratulations on your birthday? I... Feel slightly bad for not knowing.
( It's ok, you've been gone for a few days and missed the announcement. Also, some insanity happened over time-travel and now this game has a Gaiden game. Read back a few pages and you'll understand.)
Post by: ckisocoa on June 04, 2014, 09:02:52 pm
Nono, don't be. I didn't even know people wished me a happy birthday at all until CMC told me.THANKS FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES, FRIENDS.
I actually kinda wish I could talk to some of you guys on Skype or Steam or sumfin.
*Lyeos does things involving root-beer, confetti, and fireworks*
Uh, congratulations on your birthday? I... Feel slightly bad for not knowing.
Yo, seriously tho, add me if you guys want. Skype es beanstoolk, should show up as Nanami with a cat face for a name. ( this: (´･ω･`) ななみ) Please excuse my face.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 11:20:46 pm
Lyeos: "Library, right? You've really never been to one?"Marchioness: Nope.
((Oh gods, you've got me carrying around a neverborn, perverted ghost? Why? Just... Why?))
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 11:27:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 04, 2014, 11:36:13 pm
Lyeos: "Well what have you been spending all of your time doing? Looking up dirty stuff on the internet? How old are you, even? I can't even see you."Marchioness: "No! I can't even get on the internet! I want to though! And I was born.... oh probably.... 1765? Well... I'm pretty sure that's the year I came out anyway, does it still count as a birth if you're stillborn?"
Post by: Lyeos on June 04, 2014, 11:38:57 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 12:55:24 am
Tune: Go outside the camp[8]You trip on your way out and fall down a flight of stairs.
Tune: Cast Summon Bahamot for no reason other than the dice gave me that 8
((goodbye world))
[6]Yay! More world destroyers! At least since it is a summon, we have a delay before Bahamut begins destroying everything. ( You Terrorist. )
Climb up the build then pick up my scythe[7]You slither up the side of the building and reclaim your scythe.
Go comfort Giegue. ((I don't know why but I always want to help Giegue when he is in trouble.))
[5]Sensing that he's in a heavily shaded area you are able to locate him rather easily. You envelop him in a cocoon of shadows that makes him very drowsy.
[7]HOORAY FOR SPAMMING. This time, due to mysterious reasons, it works. You colonize seventeen or so asteroids, mining them for minerals.
Kevak: Make series of massive shipyards out of sections of the asteroid belt, Solar panels everywhere also.
Kevak: Make series of much longer and more durable syphoning systems to draw solid diamond and metal out of Jupiter's outer mantle.
[5]No diamond because of the thing that Hugo said. Also, retcon the methane to some more plausible fuel source that works equally as well. However, you are able to glean metals out of Jupiter... somehow.
Collaborate with the government's hentai weaponisation squads.[3]NO! It's top secret! You aren't allowed to be involved!
Invent the Terribly Enormous Nuclear TActical Cannon of Lewd Eldritches.
[2]No TENTACLE for you. (( Though I imagine you're gonna keep trying until you get it right? ))
((Hey CMC, do you control superman or do I? Because if I do, my action will probably all be Me: Teach Superman x, Superman: Learn x from Ascended Ki Being Beirus.))(( You do. And you can do that. However, the Learn will be the final say if you do. Afterall, you can teach until you're blue in the face but if the student just doesn't get it or in incapable, there's nothing to be done. ))
Teach Superman the Principles of the Kaiokenx9000 so that he can one day develop the Kaiokenx9000000001
Teach Superman to channel his Ki and master its flow (to get a bonus to Ki related rolls, if bonuses like that are a thing).
[3]He's a baby.
[3]Still a baby.
[6]Yay for liquifying them with the power of ROCK!~SCIENCE~
Clean up these unsightly tetronimos
Knights: help rebuild with abstract architecture that cannot form neat rows with tetris blocks.
[3]You are ghosts. Also, you come from the days of traditional architecture and cannot think into the sort of abstract architecture that the Jarl commands of you.
((Smurf, Since I couldn't find your post/You didn't make one.))
Quote from: AutoSmurf
Reattempt to escape eldritch being[7]You rip yourself from it, and severly injure it by using it as a launch pad to get to Shieldia.
Take refuge in Shieldia and regain energy.
[8]You begin to become a sort of strange energy structure that has properties similar to a black hole. Shieldia becomes the event horizon, but because it's a superenergized singularity instead of a supermassive one, you don't pull it in. It's all very weird and complicated and physics-y, but you lose even more ability to interact with the world, being unable to escape the event-horizon without losing all of the power you gained and going sideways in time.
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan
CaptainMcClellan: Cast "Dispel Summons"[1]
Maria: Look for Giegue now that the lawyers are gone.
Giegue: Sleep
[1]
[1]
NO FUCKING WAY.
Spoiler: YES FUCKING WAY. (click to show/hide)
(( So... triple one. I want noone to ever say anything to me again about how bad you have it, I will not listen to you. Oh also, we're all going to die now because Bahamut was summoned and my everything failed. Smurf, if you can escape your super-power induced event-horizon with enough of your powers intact, we could use your help. Beirus, Luman, you are needed. We have three turns to defeat Bahamut before he uses Megaflare and obliterates all life in Cheesistan. ( I'm basing this off of his appearnce in Final Fantasy 4 Tune, since you didn't specify *which* Bahamut.)))
[1]Dice: Hahaha! TASTE MY WRATH FOOLISH MORTALS!!! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL SET OF GEOMETRIC FIGURES MADE OF FLOURITE EVER MADE!!!
CaptainMcClellan: :( * sheds a manly tear * I'm so sorry everyone... I couldn't save you...
[1]Maria gets lost in the city, ending up several neighbourhoods away without finding Giegue.
[1]You begin to panic because you know that this drowziness is not natural and you notice you're being covered in some kind of shadowy substance. You start having flashbacks to one of your most frequent nightmares and proceed to flip the fuck out.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Claimed planets (click to show/hide)
Lyeos: "Wait, so you're saying you want to get on the internet for that? Hmm... No touching the computers at the library. And no. You shall not-live from this day forwards with the nickname "Neverborn". Also, I can't see you anyways."Marchioness: "Wait, so you can hear me and feel me but not see me? That's weird. So wait... you can't see this?" * waves hand in front of face *
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 05, 2014, 01:17:03 am
Remind government of railgun battery and excess magnets.
((Yeah, sex-indifferent asexual character ftw!))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 05, 2014, 01:17:22 am
Post by: Prophet on June 05, 2014, 01:29:13 am
Try to form a shadow dimension. ((Just incase we lose everyone can just go to the shadow dimension to escape Bahamot.)) ((Edited.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 01:47:08 am
I claim the Moon for the Royal Government, since it's in Cheesistan.We already used the moon to rebuild last time the city blew up.
Calm Giegue down. "Calm down Giegue sleep and you'll end up in a better place"Yeah, because that doesn't sound (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k) anything like (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVph5zlM5JA)anybody (http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Cobalt-eyes) he's ever met before. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SarcasmMode)
EDIT: Or for that matter, a very popular euphemism for death?
Post by: Prophet on June 05, 2014, 01:49:39 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 01:59:18 am
((I edited my post))(( Awww.... Spoilsport. I was hoping to have fun with that one. I guess this can just be a regular panic attack then. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 05, 2014, 02:00:27 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 02:08:43 am
((I'm trying to be nice to Giegue not freak him out.))(( I know. That's why I'm going to give you this pro-tip: One of the most helpful things you can probably do for him is to bring Maria to him. It'll also be nice to her because she's lost somewhere looking for him. Although, you'll probably have to imploy your cult. Remember, she's from the 1900's, so there might be a bit of culture shock if you send your traps. So pick carefully from among your cult for the most innocuous. Barring that, you could either have him drift off or attempt singing the lullaby to him. The last one though, has all kinds of potential to backfire... so be careful.))
Post by: Prophet on June 05, 2014, 02:17:26 am
Try to form a shadow dimension. ((Their new command but I'm keep the shadow dimension command just incase.))
Post by: ~Neri on June 05, 2014, 02:57:48 am
Fling more asteroids at Tune just incase it didn't work the first time..
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 05, 2014, 04:15:31 am
TRAITORS, I WOULD HAVE FIXED THAT FOR YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DICKS
Explode the planet into lots of little pieces, get my power back.
Retreat back to the shield world and start gaining more power.
((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))
dammit
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 04:26:14 am
* facepalm * Could you maybe add a big flashing marquis to the top of your posts? Maybe then I won't miss them...TRAITORS, I WOULD HAVE FIXED THAT FOR YOU IF YOU WEREN'T DICKS
Explode the planet into lots of little pieces, get my power back.
Retreat back to the shield world and start gaining more power.
((why are my own people trying to attack a very powerful god of their own species, it's like kicking a tank))
dammit
Anywho, we can just apply the rolls I rolled for auto-you here.
[7]YAY! THE POTATOPEOPLE ARE EXTINCT. ONE NARCISSIST SURVIVES TO BULLY ALL THE "INFERIOR" SPECIES. JUST LIKE DOCTOR WHO.
[8]The singularity thing I mentioned still happens. You can either shed the bulk of your power and go back to being a mere alien super being or you can never leave your planet again.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 05, 2014, 04:31:07 am
Screw your logic, I'm a god! Screw being a mortal again.
Consume said singularity.
Steal its ability to leach power.
Post by: Prophet on June 05, 2014, 04:45:14 am
Post by: Beirus on June 05, 2014, 06:37:59 am
Superman: Grow to adulthood.
Me: Teach Superman all my Ki- and PSI-based attacks.
Post by: TamerVirus on June 05, 2014, 06:53:50 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 09:41:17 am
Mitzi: Raid Lyeos's fridge.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 05, 2014, 12:17:27 pm
I claim the Moon for the Royal Government, since it's in Cheesistan.We already used the moon to rebuild last time the city blew up.
Exactly. The moon is in Cheesistan.
Post by: ckisocoa on June 05, 2014, 06:49:36 pm
Use my portals to shove Bahamot into Potato-space and seal them off.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 05, 2014, 07:30:58 pm
Knights: bring people in.
Post by: poketwo on June 05, 2014, 07:54:15 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 07:55:01 pm
USE MASSED SCYTHER ATTACK ON BIGGEST THREAT TO CHEESISTAN((You know you get two actions per turn, right...?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 08:59:25 pm
"Excuse you, I drew this stuff. LET ME IN; IT DOESN'T AFFECT ME." Join the government's hentai weaponisation program.[8]They let you in as a test subject.
Remind government of railgun battery and excess magnets.
((Yeah, sex-indifferent asexual character ftw!))
[5]Unnecessary overkill bro.
Try to get Giegue to drift off.[5]He starts getting too sleepy to think clearly and his struggling becomes more sluggish. He tries to use PSI but it doesn't work very well.
Try to form a shadow dimension. ((Their new command but I'm keep the shadow dimension command just incase.))
[3]This doesn't work very well. Shadows are still a part of the third dimension.
Fling asteroids at Tune and cause I own the asteroid belt. ((If he dies then the summon vanishes.))[6] SQUEESH. ( Senketsu allows Tune to survive with 1 HP intact.
Fling more asteroids at Tune just incase it didn't work the first time..
[5] Unnecessary overkill bro!
BIG FLASHY THING FOR CMC BECAUSE HIS EYES ARE USELESS[1]You consume the singularity, but you are the singularity. Hence... it effectively does nothing. ( Except being the most mind-warpingly paradoxical thing that you single handedly broke physics worse than time travel. But only within your event horizon. Congrats, you exist as a ball of anti-physics and logic failure.
Screw your logic, I'm a god! Screw being a mortal again.
Consume said singularity.
Steal its ability to leach power.
[2]You can still absorb energy at the same rate you could, but that's all. And only energy that enters the event horizon. As you have essentially no mass, you also have no gravity. Ergo only the small amount of star-light and any ambient dark energy that reaches Shieldia of it's own volition can be absorbed.
((Hey, you know who else doesn't like terrorists or Bahamut? Grown up Superman. Requesting an intervention or two if possible.))[1]
Superman: Grow to adulthood.
Me: Teach Superman all my Ki- and PSI-based attacks.
[6]You develop telepathy and impart the knowledge telepathically. ( Why didn't you think of that before? ) Great. Now when he sneezes, not only does it blow down the barn, it sets it on fire too.
Research a drug that can give common people superpowers so that they can potentially fight the evil menace that is coming to Cheesistan![8]Warning: Side-effects may include: Urge to dress like a clown, urge to cross-dress, megalomaniac tendencies, thinking all black leather is cool, insanity, psychopathy, synthesia, explosive gas, cataplexy, narcolepsy, sponatenous AIDS, inability to process alcohol, kleptomania, heart-attack, infertility, growing a tail, gynocomastia, elastic spleen, wandering bladder, wandering uterus ( hysteria ), testicular cancer ( even in women ), breast cancer, throat cancer, cancer cancer, lymphoma, spontaneous combustion, paranoia, hypochondria, glow-in-the-dark tongue and/or genitals, severe scopophobia, worsening of seasonal allergies, legumophobia ( fear of peanuts and beans ), arachnophobia with scorpiophobia, delusions of invincibility, arachnophoia with areneaphilia (affinity for/sexual attraction to spiders), nilhilism, finding Kafka funny, ability to comprehend all mathematics, delusions of grandeur, narcissism, invisibility, woobieism, Woolseyism, conversion to Scientology, holding of Catholic and Mormon beliefs at the same time, increased eye-twitching, epilepsy, obsession with Western Occultism, tendency to read side-effect labels, and/or death.
Lyeos: "Nope. Can't see a thing. Maybe you should stop being invisible. I may or may not be lying." A dragon? Seriously?! Can't there ever be any peace?!! Dang it. Okay, zoom up there with my ghosty-ness, punch that dang dragon in the kisser with my enchanted fists![7]FALCON.... PUNCH!!! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! ( Bahamut's saving throw. 2/20 ) 6! 7! 8! 9! KNOCK OUT! Once again, you are the hero. What would we do without you Lyeos?
Mitzi: Raid Lyeos's fridge.
[2]He hasn't bought groceries or cleaned his fridge since he died. It's gross in there.
Create portable atmosphere around myself, containing everything to keep a person alive.[6]Hooray for personal magical space helmet! :D
Use my portals to shove Bahamot into Potato-space and seal them off.
[2]Lyeos killed him already, but thanks anyway.
Hold benefit concert for disaster relief[8]You give a seventeen hour rock concert. Your fingers bleed, you can't hear, your throat is in severe pain, and you have no strength to move. However, you raised enough money to rebuild Cheesistan six times over and everyone pledges their support of your noble cause.
Knights: bring people in.
[6]You promote the thing and all the patriotic Cheesistani show up.
USE MASSED SCYTHER ATTACK ON BIGGEST THREAT TO CHEESISTAN[5]Now that Bahamut's gone, you swarm the Tetris crater. However, you only manage to dent the Tetridome.
Quote from: Game Master
CaptainMcClellan: Use the funds the Jarl raised to build a bigger, better Cheesistan out of the parts of the moon we didn't already use. Also for disaster relief of all the injured and displaced Cheesistani.[7]The government is effective! Hooray! Everyone comes together to celebrate the heroes and the resilient Cheesistani spirit is stronger than ever. Families and foes alike put aside their differences and help in rebuilding the country. It's basically like what Louisiana and [New] Jersey wished had happened when they got wiped out by hurricaines instead of the government being f***tarded failures and all the people being either underfunded, lazy, or just plain uncaring.
Maria: Try to find that scientist guy to track Giegue down again.
Giegue: Succumb to sleep.
[3]Nope.
[5]Your eyelids start to droop and your neck slackens...
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 05, 2014, 09:01:19 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 09:06:03 pm
Mitzi: Clean the entire house, plan for a date.
Post by: Beirus on June 05, 2014, 09:39:03 pm
Me: Go find Kami's Hyperbolic Time chamber to raise Superman, because King Kai has no such thing that I know of.
Superman: Help find the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 09:42:26 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 05, 2014, 09:45:54 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 05, 2014, 10:52:15 pm
More astroid belt shipyards!
Lets build some automated research labs also!
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 10:56:57 pm
((Tune died so the summon vanished last turn or this turn.))
((When did Tune die? And does it honestly even matter? The dragon is dead anyways.))
Post by: ~Neri on June 05, 2014, 11:05:10 pm
~snip~Fling asteroids at Tune and cause I own the asteroid belt. ((If he dies then the summon vanishes.))[6] SQUEESH. ( Senketsu allows Tune to survive with 1 HP intact.
Fling more asteroids at Tune just incase it didn't work the first time..
[5] Unnecessary overkill bro!
~snip~
Post by: Lyeos on June 05, 2014, 11:08:33 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 05, 2014, 11:19:42 pm
Have non-trap looking trapisti(my spies.) bring Maria here.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 12:10:22 am
Start trying to move toward sources of light.
Absorb anything in my path.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 06, 2014, 12:13:35 am
Deactivate the railguns.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 12:50:54 am
Lyeos: Take her to the library already. "Maybe if you just tried to not be invisible? You're probably just so insecure about yourself that you won't allow anyone to see you. I don't know."[6]TO THE LIBRARY!
Mitzi: Clean the entire house, plan for a date.
[8]The house is so filthy that by the time you finish cleaning it, you're too tired for your date.
((You know, that whole Bahamut thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't intervened and saved Arcadia from that meteor I called down a few turns ago. It was almost like the dice knew what would happen. Good thing we have Lyeos, though.))[4]You find it! Now how to get inside? (( Ahhhh... It's been too long! DBZ knowledge fuzzy! Nerd cred fading...))
Me: Go find Kami's Hyperbolic Time chamber to raise Superman, because King Kai has no such thing that I know of.
Superman: Help find the Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
[3]Already found it.
((Tune died so the summon vanished last turn or this turn.))[3]Too tired to think of a reason, but the dice say no.
More astroid belt shipyards!
Lets build some automated research labs also!
[5]Science.
Help Giegue sleep.[2]It's ineffective, he's still fighting sleep.
Have non-trap looking trapisti(my spies.) bring Maria here.
[8]You bring her. He sees her.
Giegue: * reaches out for her * Mother...
Maria: Giegue! * grabs his hands *
This is awkward.[4]You don't really have much in the means of propulsion, how you're able to move at all is beyond me. You do though. Slowly.
Start trying to move toward sources of light.
Absorb anything in my path.
[6]You absorb the few things that come in contact with Shieldia's surface.
"Now you're talking sense." Be a test subject for my hentai.[8]You develop sensitivity to the material shown therein and consequently are able to be debilitated by it.
Deactivate the railguns.
[5]Railguns deactivated.
Quote from: Myself
CaptainMcClellan: Give lecture to the Cheesistani miltary on preparing for future disasters.[8]The military misinterprets my lecture and over-prepares with far more weapons than anyone's comfortable with.
Maria: Pull Giegue out of the shadow-cocoon.
Equius: Try to figure out e%actly what just happened.
[8]You pull him free of Prophet and you both fall backwards. jarring your heads on the stone floor. Especially you. You can't see straight right now and you feel light-headed.
[4]You're alive. That's what matters. Just accept that. Go live among the cosplayers if you can't find anywhere else to live.
Quote from: BOSS
Wake[2]No. You're stlll Knocked Out.
Marchioness: "Do you think so? I don't think that makes any sense. I want you to see me. I want everyone to see me. I'm tired of being unseen."
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 12:53:52 am
Mitzi: Nap.
"Then try? Or maybe you're just not trying hard enough. Do you know what you look like? Go stand in front of a mirror or a computer with a camera and, I don't know, try to make yourself visible."
"Second point, unless you have clothes, that would be a bad idea."
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 01:03:21 am
Me: While I'm in there, also work on getting up to Legendary+5 Super Saiyan. ( Like Broly+5)
((Wait, Boss? TG Boss? Me and Superbaby will hit him with a synchronized PK Kiai.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 01:07:06 am
Lyeos: Open any books whatsherface wants to read. Keep her off of the computers.Marchioness: Yes I have clothes. And I usually wear them too. Jerk. And yes I know what I look like. It's just that noone else can see me except for my mom and my brothers and sisters. I don't know why mom can see me but all of my brothers and sisters are dead too. So. I can even see myself in mirrors, though it looks like fog on a window trying to do it. I have to stand like... right next to them to see myself clearly.
Mitzi: Nap.
"Then try? Or maybe you're just not trying hard enough. Do you know what you look like? Go stand in front of a mirror or a computer with a camera and, I don't know, try to make yourself visible."
"Second point, unless you have clothes, that would be a bad idea."
((What gives you this idea that she can use computers? She can't. You'd have to operate it for her. Besides, she doesn't even know how to look up porn. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 01:10:21 am
"Usually? You're dead. There's no reason for you not to wear them. Maybe you should describe yourself for people? That, or I guess I should go poke around in your mother's brain to find a memory of you. Might help."
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 01:11:58 am
Have spies infiltrate Cheesistani government.
"Why did you do that i was going to let him out I was just keeping him calm and safe until I could get you here?"
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 06, 2014, 01:22:03 am
Attempt to re-become sex-indifferent.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 01:28:12 am
((IC, I have no idea that she can't use them. IC, I also think she's a pervert.))
"Usually? You're dead. There's no reason for you not to wear them. Maybe you should describe yourself for people? That, or I guess I should go poke around in your mother's brain to find a memory of you. Might help."
Marchioness: "Well I'm dead, there's no reason to wear them either. Until people can see me it doesn't make a difference. And you should stay out of mom's brain."
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 01:30:52 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 01:34:17 am
"Well, do you have any ideas then? Because if not, messing about in her head seems like a reasonable enough option. Here's a good reason! Because you can hug me, and it would be really weird if you weren't wearing clothes while doing so. Perhaps you simply need to stop being dead? I know! Try... Try doing this thing called 'respawning'? Doubt it will work, but, it's better than nothing."
"Just for being a smartass I might disrobe and then hug you. I won't, but always remember that I can. Especially since it bothers you so much. And I can't 'just stop being dead!' Why don't you try it and see how hard it is."
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 01:38:39 am
Maybe we need to paint you? And a lack of cookies, root beer, and ice cream naturally leads to being a smartass. It's an official fake scientific fact."
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 01:40:57 am
Start consuming.
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 01:45:47 am
Try again if that fails.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 01:50:24 am
"That would require my robot, but since it's Eco-friendly, I don't want to use it. It's not fun unless it runs off of ridiculous things like orphan tears or souls. Or planets. And I wouldn't suggest doing that, as I would have to hug you on the off-chance that you spontaneously became visible. And then I would have to tell your mother.Marcioness:Ewww... no. Body paint is tacky. And I don't care if you tell my mother. So what?
Maybe we need to paint you? And a lack of cookies, root beer, and ice cream naturally leads to being a smartass. It's an official fake scientific fact."
Send down a dropship controlled by robots to and diplomance Equius into joining the fleet.((Stop abducting citizens of Cheesistan!))
Try again if that fails.
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 01:53:24 am
Now, maybe you'll find a book somewhere in here that will teach you how to be visible? Though I suppose stuff like that would likely be somewhere deep underground, where they keep forbidden books. Insanity, possession, magics that require human sacrifices, the works."
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 01:59:39 am
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 02:01:27 am
((*Fake Mafioso accent* You want me and Superbaby should PK Kiai the fleet? Bada bing, bada boom, no more abductions.))Send down a dropship controlled by robots to and diplomance Equius into joining the fleet.((Stop abducting citizens of Cheesistan!))
Try again if that fails.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 02:02:37 am
"What exactly are you 'Ew, No"ing? I feel offended. And, I very much doubt she'll be too happy with you if you're going around hugging guys while not wearing clothes.Marchioness: "Body paint. I've only ever seen it on drunks and people at those big stadium games. I think it looks ugly. And why would it be so bad? She does it. You're the one who's bothered by it, not me.
Now, maybe you'll find a book somewhere in here that will teach you how to be visible? Though I suppose stuff like that would likely be somewhere deep underground, where they keep forbidden books. Insanity, possession, magics that require human sacrifices, the works."
...Fine. Just take me to the poetry books then."
((It isn't abduction if they willingly come with.))(( * rolls eyes * And I suppose you think Stockholm Syndrome is just a myth, ja?))
(( XD Ah, you guys are great. ))((*Fake Mafioso accent* You want me and Superbaby should PK Kiai the fleet? Bada bing, bada boom, no more abductions.))Send down a dropship controlled by robots to and diplomance Equius into joining the fleet.((Stop abducting citizens of Cheesistan!))
Try again if that fails.
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 02:04:04 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 02:08:45 am
((Still not abductions. And with my control of matter, I can literally disintegrate you with a thought, you would have no way to attack me and I could easily put the debris all back together. with my Control Of Matter.))
((I suggest a sudden smiting by the GM. Or, you know, stop letting people get so overpowered with these ridiculous actions! Frankly, especially this particular thing, the whole "No, I kill you with my kind, you can't do anything, I'm too strong!" kinda kills the fun of the game. And it's obnoxious as Hell. As well as the whole "I can absorb any attack you throw at me" thing from earlier. Shit.))
"I was joking about them being in some weird place. Who knows? Maybe you'll find some ideas. But fine, poetry it is.
And, what? Why am I even letting you two stay at my place? When did I even agree to it? I still doubt she'd like her daughter doing that. And I'm fairly certain the situations would be different... Why do you even know this?"
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 02:09:42 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 02:19:21 am
(( I agree. I'm getting sick of that whole "I am a god" attitude that's been rolling around. I think it's about time I remind certain people of just exactly who the fuck I am in this game. You may think you're big and bad, but I can squish you under my big toe any time I want, and I don't even call myself or think of myself as a god. So you better take the hubris down fifty notches or so, or I'll oblige to destroying you in an utterly fantastic and undeniable way. And I'll be totally justified in doing so. ))((Still not abductions. And with my control of matter, I can literally disintegrate you with a thought, you would have no way to attack me and I could easily put the debris all back together. with my Control Of Matter.))
((I suggest a sudden smiting by the GM. Or, you know, stop letting people get so overpowered with these ridiculous actions! Frankly, especially this particular thing, the whole "No, I kill you with my kind, you can't do anything, I'm too strong!" kinda kills the fun of the game. And it's obnoxious as Hell.))
"I was joking about them being in some weird place. Who knows? Maybe you'll find some ideas. But fine, poetry it is.
And, what? Why am I even letting you two stay at my place? When did I even agree to it? I still doubt she'd like her daughter doing that. And I'm fairly certain the situations would be different... Why do you even know this?"
Marchioness: "Umm...." * quick think of a legitimate reason you would know that.... DAMN IT BRAIN. WHY DID YOU BETRAY MEEEEEEEE!? * "I just do. But yea, poetry, let's do that." * flies off in the wrong direction thinking that's where the poetry books are. *
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 02:23:29 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 02:24:19 am
((The funny thing is that kevak is a god. The god of the Trapisti that is.))((I think you're completely missing the point. I mean, completely missing the point.))
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 02:26:56 am
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 02:34:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 02:37:07 am
((No I got the point even if he is god CMC can still beat him on this thread. I was just making a joke. I edited the joke because I like it better this way.))(( Exactly. Besides that, Kevak has been a Munchkin all along. I only tolerated it at first because it added drama, but now that he's just f***ing around in space, his Munchkin, "I am invincibile" schtick is getting old. Besides that he took a joke and made it into something that pissed everybody off. That's a good way to get kicked from the table. And since we're not irl, we can't make him go on a beer and pizza run ( not that most of us are legal for the former anyway ) to make up for it. So he better watch his toes and read these two (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RocksFallEveryoneDies) tropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoltOfDivineRetribution) very carefully. ))
((If you noticed, I have just been doing random shit in space for the past while, I think having the descendant of The Mechanist would be a good thing for a fleet primarily run by robots. No "I am a god" attitude going around, nor am I actively trying to break things like earlier. And this is entirely Equius's choice, not abducting him, I mean I'll pester him a bit sure, but won't be abducting him, that would just end badly.))(( That wasn't your crime. A) You ruined my joke. B) You made a very blatant statement of superiority to both Lyeos and the GMPC. Bad move both though the first I was gonna let go until you did the second. Now you're on probation. ))
EDIT: (( Noone likes a braggart or an invincible Munchkin. The GM's delight is the blood and sweat of your ilk. ))
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 02:39:07 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 02:46:34 am
((Wait, you had a joke? I legitimately did not notice one.))(( The joke is "human abducts alien" Harr-harr. It's an inversion of a trope. Now you just made it worse by making me explain it! >.< Now I went from laughing to disappointed and sad.))
"... I have a feeling that you're headed in the wrong direction. Also, unless you've been watching her or she's been telling you, I don't see how you would know that." *Lyeos goes to find a poetry book for her*"Shut up." * turns around and follows him *((The funny thing is that kevak is a god. The god of the Trapisti that is.))((I think you're completely missing the point. I mean, completely missing the point.))
(( And now everyone's in an uproar and immersion is at total breakage. Dammit man... ))
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 02:50:32 am
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 02:53:15 am
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 02:53:36 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 02:54:09 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 02:59:54 am
"You can just tell me, you know. So, potted plants, right? What exactly can you do with them? And. I was thinking... If you had a small enough plant and a big enough keyboard, couldn't you use it to type with?"Marchioness: "Maybe. If it was like a fern or something. I can't make plants bend any kind of unnatural way and it's not like they have muscles or anything.
((Kevak: NO! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T. ))
(( Everyone else: Yea. It's over with. Should I roll again tonight?))
((Non sequitir: I am sucking on a used tea-bag to stay awake. And no I will not go to sleep thank you. Yes I know it's the healthy thing, but screw that.))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 06, 2014, 03:01:26 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 03:02:33 am
"I was under the impression that you could lift the pot. If you can move potted plants, why not other ones? And fine, I'll type for you. No dirty stuff, okay?"
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 03:03:29 am
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 03:09:19 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 03:11:52 am
((Yay, another roll. I'll probably see it in the morning though, because I am going to sleep. Well, I'll see it later this morning, anyways.))(( Bon nuit. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 03:28:35 am
Lyeos: Open any books whatsherface wants to read. Keep her off of the computers.[2]You made it to the library anyway.
Mitzi: Nap.
"Then try? Or maybe you're just not trying hard enough. Do you know what you look like? Go stand in front of a mirror or a computer with a camera and, I don't know, try to make yourself visible."
"Second point, unless you have clothes, that would be a bad idea."
[7]You take a power-nap and manage to get up in just enough time for your date feeling refreshed.
Me: Train Superman in Hyperbolic Time Chamber to master old and develop new ki and PSI attacks, along with his other powers. Set timer so that he will be an adult in 3 or four turns or so. Maybe sooner if needed.(( Yeah, him. He's still alive, but wounded. ))
Me: While I'm in there, also work on getting up to Legendary+5 Super Saiyan. ( Like Broly+5)
((Wait, Boss? TG Boss? Me and Superbaby will hit him with a synchronized PK Kiai.))
[4]He gains slight better control of drawing ki.
[5]You achieve the next level, but not the one you were shooting for.
Help them up.[8]You end up pulling a bit too roughly and pull the over in the other direction. Gotta learn to control all that new power.
Have spies infiltrate Cheesistani government.
"Why did you do that i was going to let him out I was just keeping him calm and safe until I could get you here?"
[3] Foiled by my extremely sensitive trap detection skills.
CaptainMcClellan: "THIS IS NO WOMAN!" * grabs hand and measures fingers with a ruler then sniffs hand * "JUST AS I SUSPECTED!!! IT'S A TRAP!" * strikes the Adam's apple with two knuckles to incapacitate and detain him *
Maria: "Oof... My head... " * squinting in pain *
Get the government to locate sex-indifferent individuals.[8]You can decide how this went wrong, I haven't a clue. I guess they were forced into the experiment?
Attempt to re-become sex-indifferent.
[8]You lose all sense for human affection completely and develop tactile-defensiveness.
Use the god powers the singularity ate to warp-jump next to a star cluster.[2]It doesn't work that way. Don't ask me why, I don't understand the math.
Start consuming.
[7]You consume everything within range.
Send down a dropship controlled by robots to and diplomance Equius into joining the fleet.[7]He comes along to study the robots and because space is a place he thinks he can understand much better than here.
Try again if that fails.
[3]It didn't.
Quote from: Me
Maria: Roll to not have concussion[5]It's not a concussion you're just dizzy from your inner ear being rattled around a bit. You might want to take some aspirin though.
Giegue: "STOP HELPING!" Strike with PK Thunder in hopes of paralyzing Prophet.
CaptainMcClellan: Interrogate the trap.
[2]You are interrupted with a yawn and lose focus on attacking.
[2]He is as tough as nails in high-heels about as thin as them.
Quote from: BOSS
Wake[3]You just fell from deep space, colliding with several planets. It doesn't matter who you are, it is going to take some time to recover.
((I generally use electric shocks to stay awake, yeah, another roll sounds good.))Marchioness: "Why do you keep assuming I want to look at porn! As it so happens, I don't!"
"I was under the impression that you could lift the pot. If you can move potted plants, why not other ones? And fine, I'll type for you. No dirty stuff, okay?"
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 03:31:42 am
Lyeos:Search for poetry books.
Mitzi: What are you talking about? Lyeos is intending to turn this into an awkward love-triangle thing. Plan the date.
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 06, 2014, 03:37:34 am
Take control of the hentai weaponisation program.
Reactivate the railguns.
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 03:39:18 am
Give Maria some random aspirin that i had in my pocket.
((The spies look like males that's how they hide they really look like traps but through the power of reasons they can change their forms between trap and normal male.)) ((Just assume that Prophet the character is older then Giegue kinda like how Mitzi is thousands of years old.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 03:44:34 am
(( Oh no. I thought you meant she already had a date planned and was going out to meet him. Don't get too ridiculous with it though, Love Triangles/Quadrangles/n-angles really get on my nerves. ( I once had to be in one. IT SUCKED MONKEY SHIT. I (eventually) won, however. So yay me. :3 ) Keep it comedic. ))
Mitzi: What are you talking about? Lyeos is intending to turn this into an awkward love-triangle thing. Plan the date.
((So now I'm sex-repulsed asexual AND aromantic AND apathetic?))(( AND you flip out when people touch you! ^_^ Also, you should befriend Giegue. All you're missing is the superiority complex and the deep, borderline-obsessive connection with your mother and you have the same personality. Oh also, he's a scopophobe and cannot stand being overstimulated, which happens a lot. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 03:49:55 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 03:53:56 am
((Funny? No. I was going to basically have myself say "No", then take a nap whenever this library stuff was over. I was going to go for Mitzi, because why not, until this new whatsherface got introduced and actually isn't controlled by me.))(( Why not still do that? I mean her children probably won't be as much of a bother as you think. You might even be able to find Edward's antics funny or tell of Jacques for bonus affection points. ))
EDIT: (( Rephrase: What is your intention with these commands? ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 03:57:48 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 04:04:29 am
((Now? I want her to go through the trouble so I can literally answer with a "No." and take a nap, because both IC me and meatspace me are highly irritated right now. And fine, but you'd have to take over Mitzi.))(( What's wrong with meatspace you?
And no. I control roughly 14 characters already, at least 6 of those at once. I want someone else to work with characters. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 04:27:57 am
"Yeah, I got it. It would be wrong to do that in the library. Mind helping me look for books?"
"Alright, I'll help."
Search shelves
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 05:14:44 am
Start devouring everything.
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 05:44:43 am
Leave Equius to his own devices and attempt to find where Sollux wandered off to.
Tell the shipyards to build randomly designed ships.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 08:43:45 am
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 08:49:50 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 08:55:20 am
((Voting Luigi's mansion because I've played them and the first one is good.))(( Second one is too, from as far as I've gotten. ))
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 08:58:52 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 09:06:04 am
((Don't like the second one,first one had way better ghost's,also I'm sick of games being downgraded to fit in stupid DS's or 3DS's,I admit I'm more of a computer player these days but I'd rather have a immovable system that gives me decent quality rather then a stupid portable that gives me "convienient" access to garbage,anyway I'll take up the controller once more if Metroid comes back.))(( I getcha. Yeah, it pales in comparison to the first, but the second is still pretty dang good in its own right and it's one of the few games that actually works with the 3d feature! And yea... I'm mostly a PC gamer, because all my retro games are more convenient on PC with an Xbox 360 controller. However, whenever I still have original hardware I will play that. ( In case of cartridge games anyway. ) Unfortunately, that limits me pretty much to just Sega Genesis, Nintendo 64, and Super Pong. ( Had 2 Dreamcasts, both are shot. ) ))
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 09:11:22 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 09:14:14 am
((Pretty much completely off topic but I've got Wii U collecting dust just waiting to get a decent console exclusive game to come along,ahhh Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate was a good game,but apparently Monster Hunter 4 is on the 3DS only,I don't want to see exposed pixels in 3D! I want you lot to improve on your graphics before shoving them in our face in 3D,2DS should'a came earlier.))(( A: Wii U is the stupidest thing ever. And I'm ultramad that they don't have Earthbound for the 3ds. B: I thought the 2ds was worse. ))
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 09:19:46 am
((Pretty much completely off topic but I've got Wii U collecting dust just waiting to get a decent console exclusive game to come along,ahhh Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate was a good game,but apparently Monster Hunter 4 is on the 3DS only,I don't want to see exposed pixels in 3D! I want you lot to improve on your graphics before shoving them in our face in 3D,2DS should'a came earlier.))(( A: Wii U is the stupidest thing ever. And I'm ultramad that they don't have Earthbound for the 3ds. B: I thought the 2ds was worse. ))
((Will U probably is,but I got a lot of entertainment out of it when I figured out I could exclusively play Monster Hunter on my game pad with no need for the TV screen,constantly forget that's not how most Wii U games operate,but exclusive play on the game pad is pretty good because it combines the convience of a portable (though it's more like what you get when a Ipad and a controller have babies.) and the power of a console.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 09:41:05 am
((See... That's what it *should* be though. Just a portable console that you put the games directly into. Not this weird, super expensive hybrid of a barely upgraded Wii and a Tablet. You can be portable or you can be a console. You should NOT be both. And the fact that games I really want to play on the Wii U and are exclusive to it are not justification enough to shell out 500$ for something that's weaker than a PS4 and just plain weirdly set up. I mean what games do I want to play for it anyway? I can think of literally just two: Earthbound and HD Windwaker. And guess what? IT WOULD BE CHEAPER TO BUY THE ORIGINAL GAMES AND CONSOLES THAN A WII U! Sorry for the caps lock abuse there. But think about the implications of that. I could buy a Super Nintendo with controllers ( or borrow my friends' ) and buy several amazing games including the outrageously expensive one for less than a Wii U. Let me double check to make sure this is still accurate with all the drastic price cuts they had to do with marketing the Wii U in an incredibly stupid way. Yep, even at its new price I can still afford the originals, which are collectibles and get it cheaper than buying a Wii U. I don't know... it really seems like Nintendo is grasping at straws. ))((Pretty much completely off topic but I've got Wii U collecting dust just waiting to get a decent console exclusive game to come along,ahhh Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate was a good game,but apparently Monster Hunter 4 is on the 3DS only,I don't want to see exposed pixels in 3D! I want you lot to improve on your graphics before shoving them in our face in 3D,2DS should'a came earlier.))(( A: Wii U is the stupidest thing ever. And I'm ultramad that they don't have Earthbound for the 3ds. B: I thought the 2ds was worse. ))
((Will U probably is,but I got a lot of entertainment out of it when I figured out I could exclusively play Monster Hunter on my game pad with no need for the TV screen,constantly forget that's not how most Wii U games operate,but exclusive play on the game pad is pretty good because it combines the convience of a portable (though it's more like what you get when a Ipad and a controller have babies.) and the power of a console.))
(( But hey, that's just me. Some people think it's cool to buy a Wii that doesn't have backwards compatibility and requires you to use this big bulky tablet that, while required for over 4/5 of the games, only plays like 1/3 remotely. Plus that, me and tablets don't get along. I inevitably break every tablet I have and I don't want to render my console useless just because I broke the fancy, over-priced, REQUIRED accessory. If it weren't *required* and if it functioned as a true portable console, I would say that the Wii U Game pad was a stroke of brilliance! But it is and it does and so it ruins both. It should've been tandem consoles. Not one weird hybrid thing. Also wouldn't have hurt if the Wii U base was comparable to the Ps4 and Xbone in terms of hardware specs.))
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 10:02:37 am
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 10:23:02 am
Superbaby: Develop the Kaiokenx9000000001
Me: Legendary Super Saiyan, dammit!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 10:29:52 am
Eh,for some reason Nintendo really doesn't want controllers so they come up with wacky stuff,I'd take a game pad over a Wii remote any day,anyway I never really was exposed to other consoles when I was young (seeing how I'm 13 I mean young as in 6-10,I did a lot of growing up in 3 years.)so I wouldn't know if the other consoles are better or not,anyway I'm fine with the combination of portable and console,means I can lounge about on my chair without worrying about connectivity or wires,and I can get decent games.Mmhmm. Since you have one... GET EARTHBOUND. Assuming they didn't screw anything up for the rerelease, you will regard it as an excellent purchase. Well worth the 10$. I don't know if you can play it on the pad, but even still... you'll want to play for hours. You'll also find yourself getting more and more of the references I throw into this game. ( Keep in mind that this is a game that is so good original carts sell for between 150-180$. If you find one with the box and original strategy guide, be prepared to pay 600-1000$. AND EVERYONE AGREES IT'S WORTH THAT MUCH. Well, maybe not now that Nintendo stopped screwing EB fans... partially. The English release of the first game in the series is the holy grail of video gaming, by the way. STILL unreleased on the Virtual Console, there exists only one known cartridge in existence of Earth Bound. (With the space, the space is a vital point as it's the only distinction between the first two titles. ) Fortunately for us, it fell into the hands of fans of the game who released the ROM. ) If I haven't sold you on that pitch alone, I'm not doing it right and I can and gladly will derail this thread to give a four-page review of all the reasons I like Earthbound and an in-depth analysis of all the successes and faults. Or you could always throw a rubber chicken at me and tell me to shut up. Either way.
Also... thanks for making me feel old. >.< I grew up play a Link to the Past. When I was 3 I actually wet myself because I didn't want to stop playing... so it's safe to say I've always been a video game nerd. ( Keep in mind I was only barely out of pull-ups and already playing games with PLOT LINES. I learned to read before I learned to speak. ) And I've got to tell you, don't be one of those kids who throws away the old consoles and games because of all the new ones. You will miss SO MUCH. And if you ever have the opportunity, don't play it on Virtual Console! Most of the masterpieces worked splendorously with their original consoles. And they don't require the awkward bulkiness of the Game Pad.
( I don't know what's up with Nintendo and controllers either. It's mind boggling. )
((CMC, why is Donkey Kong 64 not a choice?))(( I was listing games I started and never finished, but as it turns out, that is one of them that I had forgotten about, so I'm going to add it to the poll. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 11:30:32 am
That reminds me, I have enough for a 3DS now. Ooooh, I can buy one and get A New Beginning! Hooray Witch Princess that actually looks good for once! Yaaaaay!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 11:39:55 am
Did someone say Harvest Moon? Hm. I likes me some harvest moon, though, honestly, some of the older and newer ones get on my nerves because dang it you need to have more to say like they did in Rune Factory, the third one, because it made the characters seem more real! Although the main character of the third one... I despise. Uh, which Harvest Moon are you going to be playing? There's a glitch for one of the DS ones - I forget which - which gives you, basically, infinite money... Anywho! My main gripe is that for some of the newer ones they either dropped the event system or made the requirements ridiculously stupid.HARVEST MOON. THE HARVEST MOON. ( Or if you prefer, Harvest Moon I ) It's the one I've actually played into. And I actually like it best because I find its soundtrack to be generally the most memorable without being frustratingly annoying like some Harvest Moon games. The one thing I miss from the newer ones is the music distorting as you reached exhaustion. The thing I miss from the old one though is the distinctive graphics style, the surprisingly detailed characters ( for a SNES prototype of a new subgenre ), the HUGE farms and the actual goals and deadlines and such. ( Though on the last count, I may be thinking of the GB version actually. ) I never really felt like you were working toward anything with the newer Harvest Moons, just building the biggest and richest farm. In the original ( or maybe its the GB version? ) you can actually lose your farm. Not to mention they were slightly less like grids and just had more charm to them. I dunno. Plus I'm just a sucker for SNES games. Don't get me wrong, the new ones are fun too, but they feel far less epic and... fantasy-esque? I mean, I played and on occasion still play the crap out of "Friends of Mineral Town", but to me THE Harvest Moon will be the good ol' original.
That reminds me, I have enough for a 3DS now. Ooooh, I can buy one and get A New Beginning! Hooray Witch Princess that actually looks good for once! Yaaaaay!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 06, 2014, 03:00:46 pm
IWBTG (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/)
Very, very challenging.
Post by: poketwo on June 06, 2014, 03:33:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 03:51:31 pm
WHERE IS I WANNA BE THE GUY?This is NOT a list of great games I SHOULD play. This is a list of games that I STARTED but never FINISHED. I have never started IWBTG, though I'm well aware of its existence. Likewise, I want to play The World Ends With You, Portal 1 & 2, Team Fortress 2, Ogre Battle, and several other games that I just plain can't right now. Exclusion from this list is not error or dissing the game by omission, it merely means I haven't even got to touch Game X yet. This poll is to see which game I should FINISH right NOW. I intend to finish them all in time.
IWBTG (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/)
Very, very challenging.
Post by: WillowLuman on June 06, 2014, 03:53:24 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 03:57:41 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 04:01:46 pm
(Basically just read the last turn I rolled for, no time anymore. Fill me in on Monday/Tuesday, when I finally have free time again.)Will do, having to do the same for Tune of Dwarves.
((Just saying, you really should play The World Ends With You when you get a chance. It's quite fun.))(( No kidding right? The premise is great, the gameplay sounds entertaining, and it has that "not-quite popular" that all of the best games share. Plus ever sense seeing Neku in Dream Drop Distance I've been interested and those who have played have told me many good things about it. ( No spoilers please! ) ))
Post by: Cynderbark on June 06, 2014, 04:37:53 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 04:41:14 pm
Cynderbark enters Cheesistan
(("Psst! Hey! Stick with me, kid! Wouldn't want you to get caught up with some of these weird types, you know? Keheheheheh."
New player, yay.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 04:59:38 pm
"Yeah, I got it. It would be wrong to do that in the library. Mind helping me look for books?"[8]You find them, you accidentally knock over the shelves they're in.
Lyeos:Search for poetry books.
Mitzi: What are you talking about? Lyeos is intending to turn this into an awkward love-triangle thing. Plan the date.
[4]You plan a date, but there's something wrong with the plan. You can't for the life of you figure out what it is.
Marchioness: "You klutz!"
((So now I'm sex-repulsed asexual AND aromantic AND apathetic?))[1]Nope! And for trying to take control of a military weapons program, you get yourself court-martialed.
Take control of the hentai weaponisation program.
Reactivate the railguns.
[4]You click on the railguns but have no way to aim them or fire them from where you are.
Smack Giegue's head. "Don't you have any respect for your elders."[8]He growls and bites you. "Elder!? Respect!? YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"
Give Maria some random aspirin that i had in my pocket.
((The spies look like males that's how they hide they really look like traps but through the power of reasons they can change their forms between trap and normal male.)) ((Just assume that Prophet the character is older then Giegue kinda like how Mitzi is thousands of years old.))
[5]You slip her the pill but Giegue notices.
"What is that?" he demands to know.
[2]Shelves knocked over. Can't pick anything up."Yeah, I got it. It would be wrong to do that in the library. Mind helping me look for books?"
"Alright, I'll help."
Search shelves
MAKE it work that way.[4]PHYSICS.
Start devouring everything.
[4]You devour everything within reach.
Hai Equius! Welcome to the fleet. Just find something to occupy yourself with I guess, Sollux is around here somewhere.. I think. There are random parts scattered around if you want to build something, if you can't find something you want, then ask me, I can probably manifest it.[7]He upgrades your robots, fine-tunes your engines, and does other useful things. Sollux is on the bridge of your ship, hacking into one of the terminals.
Leave Equius to his own devices and attempt to find where Sollux wandered off to.
Tell the shipyards to build randomly designed ships.
[7]Fortunately, they don't follow your orders exactly as you gave them, instead producing a variety of finely crafted vessels suited for many purposes.
((CMC, why is Donkey Kong 64 not a choice?))[6]KAIOKEN! ( Ok, the logic of that is just... )
Superbaby: Develop the Kaiokenx9000000001
Me: Legendary Super Saiyan, dammit!
[3]NO!!!
SEE IF A COUP OF THE CHEESISTAN GOVERNMENT IS FEESABLE[8]TREASONOUS DOG! * You are now an enemy of the state *
Cynderbark enters Cheesistan[3]Your flight gets delayed on the layover.
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Relax with some sort of beverage and an armchair[8]I relax so much that I end up falling asleep and spilling beverage all over my shirt. Even worse, I left my office door open, so I look super inept.
Giegue: Jump to conclusions and overreact.
Maria: Take it in good faith.
[5]You accuse Prophet of attempting to poision Maria.
[6]You swallow the pill. It doesn't kill you at least. ( It hasn't had time to help with the pain. )
Post by: Lyeos on June 06, 2014, 05:03:22 pm
"Here, read this one. When can we go?"
Mitzi: Implement this plan to have a date - the fruit - with Lyeos.
Post by: Cynderbark on June 06, 2014, 05:18:23 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 06, 2014, 05:27:57 pm
And I've got to tell you, don't be one of those kids who throws away the old consoles and games because of all the new ones. You will miss SO MUCH. And if you ever have the opportunity, don't play it on Virtual Console! Most of the masterpieces worked splendorously with their original consoles. And they don't require the awkward bulkiness of the Game Pad.
((The old stuff is what is actually good! I always keep a few of my old games around in case I got a craving to play one and I didn't have one,new games are all graphics and no gameplay.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 06, 2014, 05:42:09 pm
(( Thank you! Finally someone agrees with me. Earthbound is a good balance to all four key aspects of video games: graphics, audio, gameplay, and story. It's all pretty well done and all to compliment each other in a pretty nice way. And its not the only one. A Link to the Past I feel a lot the same way about. So on and so forth with many other classics. I mean, the graphics of the new ones are nice, but they don't make up for a lame story and poor/boring gameplay. I was watching a videogame review and the reviewer was saying "Video games now-days have gotten so pretentious. Noone wants to sit and listen to fifteen minutes of exposition for every twenty minutes of gameplay. And there's a reason FFXIII is nicknamed "Final Fantasy the movie". It really stinks that games are being floated on the name and shoulders of great classics. They should live up to, or even surpass their predecessors, not rely on them for everything. I think that's why "throwback" or "retro" games are so popular and indie games as well, because they're still games. Of course, there's many new games that are pretty good, but then there's a lot of them, especially in the FPS category where it's "Play one, played them all. That's kinda sad. ))And I've got to tell you, don't be one of those kids who throws away the old consoles and games because of all the new ones. You will miss SO MUCH. And if you ever have the opportunity, don't play it on Virtual Console! Most of the masterpieces worked splendorously with their original consoles. And they don't require the awkward bulkiness of the Game Pad.
((The old stuff is what is actually good! I always keep a few of my old games around in case I got a craving to play one and I didn't have one,new games are all graphics and no gameplay.))
Post by: Beirus on June 06, 2014, 05:53:10 pm
Superbaby: Overcome innate weakness to kryptonite through force of Ki
Me: Develop a technique to channel Ki into competence. (Turning Ki into a roll bonus. My existence will be one giant roll bonus.)
Post by: Prophet on June 06, 2014, 06:03:00 pm
Trap spies: Free captured trap spy.
"One its called aspirin you know medicine that stuff that makes you feel better! Two I was trying to get you to calm down until I could get your mother here."
Post by: ~Neri on June 06, 2014, 06:28:03 pm
Get confused about how I made it.
Post by: poketwo on June 06, 2014, 06:47:49 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 12:18:12 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 01:57:17 am
Post by: ~Neri on June 07, 2014, 01:59:20 am
Post by: Prophet on June 07, 2014, 02:13:18 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 02:41:47 am
See if I can't start absorbing black holes.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 06:29:21 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 07:30:18 am
Lyeos: Pick up a book from the fallen shelf.[2]It phases through your hand. Sure, now your hand decides to become incorporeal.
"Here, read this one. When can we go?"
Mitzi: Implement this plan to have a date - the fruit - with Lyeos.
[3]That's stupid. There are no markets that sell dates in this area!
Marchioness: "No. We still have to look for books about possession!
Cynderbark walks to Cheesistan instead of flying.[8]You collapse from exhaustion in front of the border patrol. After a quick examination the border patrol determines that you seem to be harmless and brings you to the Cheesistani hospital for treatment.
((So does Superbaby have Kaiokenx9000000 now? Like when I tried to get Kaiokenx9001 and got Kaiokenx9000?))(( Mmm... I think so yea. ))
Superbaby: Overcome innate weakness to kryptonite through force of Ki
Me: Develop a technique to channel Ki into competence. (Turning Ki into a roll bonus. My existence will be one giant roll bonus.)
[2]Ki cannot override biology. It's mere spirit-force.
[7]Oh. Well I guess the dice approve. You can sacrifice one ki bar, of which you currently have 5, for a +2 bonus.
Sit down on the ground.[4]You don't have a humanoid form, so you cannot sit. You do sort of squat lower to the ground though.
Trap spies: Free captured trap spy.
"One its called aspirin you know medicine that stuff that makes you feel better! Two I was trying to get you to calm down until I could get your mother here."
[6]* spy music plays * * elaborate heist plan frees the captured spy somehow *
Make a space station with such a confounding layout that would confuse a mad god.[6]Space Station Orpheus is live! ( If you had rolled a 7, you would've gotten to name it. )
Get confused about how I made it.
[3]Nope. It's still all fresh in your memory.
USE THE SCYTHERS TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN[6]REVOLUTION v2.0!
"I will take control of what I have allowed to be created from my work. Cheesistan will be the ultimate military power under my guidance of its newest project."[6]* an alarm blares * "Yeah, fine, go ahead, but you report directly to us. And we're only letting you get away with this because we are being called into active combat as we speak."
Start absorbing star clusters.[4]You absorb a black dwarf.
See if I can't start absorbing black holes.
[3]No, you can't. Fortunately, you didn't touch the event horizon so you can still get away. Remember kids, black holes are massive enough that not even light can escape.
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Hear the alarm and wake.[2]No, how about "Sleep through the alarm and look even more incompetent."
Maria: Believe Prophet and convince Giegue that he's telling the truth.
[1]You get dizzy again and grab your temple, your head is still pounding, Giegue is certain that you've been poisioned.
Giegue: "IF SHE DIES I WILL END YOU!!!"
Quote from: Giegue
Giegue: Use PSI to harm Prophet[7]You use a complex PSI technique to damage the integrity of Prophet's shadow being and give him a migraine that feels like a pickaxe to the skull.
Quote from: BOSS
WAKE UP ALREADY![5]
TETRISEUS: "I AWAKEN!!! GAME START!" * the Tetridome explodes and you float up into the sky to continue devastating Cheesistan because NOW IT'S PERSONAL. *
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 07, 2014, 08:21:54 am
Devise weapons of mass ejaculation.
Make Tetriseus know that I have no quarrel with him.
Post by: Beirus on June 07, 2014, 09:21:19 am
Superman: Grow to adulthood already.
Me: Develop Ultimate Kamehameha Wave.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 09:23:39 am
((Is Superbaby grown up yet? Also, does this mean I can sacrifice all 5 bars for a +10 bonus? It'll be like a Spirit Bomb of competence.))(( No. He just has Kaiokenxhuge number. And I'd rather you didn't do that. It's too game breaking. Use one bonus at a time please. ))
Superman: Exit Hyperbolic Time Chamber and PK Kiai Tetrisius
Me: Exit Hyperbolic Time Chamber and PK Kiai Tetrisius.
Post by: Beirus on June 07, 2014, 09:42:51 am
((Ah, well then. I edited my post.))((Is Superbaby grown up yet? Also, does this mean I can sacrifice all 5 bars for a +10 bonus? It'll be like a Spirit Bomb of competence.))(( No. He just has Kaiokenxhuge number. And I'd rather you didn't do that. It's too game breaking. Use one bonus at a time please. ))
Superman: Exit Hyperbolic Time Chamber and PK Kiai Tetrisius
Me: Exit Hyperbolic Time Chamber and PK Kiai Tetrisius.
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 11:30:28 am
"You said you wanted a book about poetry!"
Lyeos: If unsuccessful, use the computers to search for one.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 07, 2014, 11:41:06 am
Tune: Go back inside and do more FF7 things
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 11:47:37 am
Tune: Fix the shit that has happened in Cheesistan, the last few posts have been very bothersome(( Kevak KO'ed you with a meteor. You only survived because of Senketsu. Even still barely. Lyeos also falcon punched Bahamot. ))
tune: Do FF7 things again
((Also I thought that Bahemot was supposed to hit by now?))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 07, 2014, 11:48:23 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 11:50:46 am
((Ah okay anything else new?))(( Ro joined. There is now a Space Station Orpheus. And... OH YEAH. The TG is back with a vengeance. Are we ready to do the Blockbattle now or no? ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 07, 2014, 11:54:23 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 11:55:22 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 07, 2014, 11:56:20 am
((Blockbattle? Izzat what we're doing? I have no idea what that is. Should be fun!))
((tis a multilayer Tertris game that will decide the battle with the TG in our case))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 12:11:45 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 12:33:46 pm
EDIT: We start at 1:30PM Central. Fight for the fate of Cheesistan!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 07, 2014, 01:05:06 pm
PUNCH WINDOW IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE INFODUMPS
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 01:14:25 pm
WALK INTO CHEESISTAN(( Unfinished Infodump: http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Cheesistan_Wiki ))
PUNCH WINDOW IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE INFODUMPS
Post by: poketwo on June 07, 2014, 01:20:49 pm
WEAKEN THE MILITARY OF CHEESISTAN
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 01:21:41 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 02:23:34 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 02:25:23 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 07, 2014, 02:30:06 pm
Post by: Cynderbark on June 07, 2014, 03:34:02 pm
Cynderbark lives in hospital for rest of stay, mooching off the hospital food,beds,etc.
Post by: ~Neri on June 07, 2014, 03:58:52 pm
Then build even moar of them!
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 07, 2014, 04:02:03 pm
Use matter to remake myself as an even more powerful god.
Post by: poketwo on June 07, 2014, 05:02:30 pm
Lyeos has vanquished the Tetris god in battle. Because he is a sore loser, he drops a giant square on Lyeos, which destroys the library but doesn't harm him at all because he's a ghost. He then proceeds to flee into space.how did you guys do that??? I didn't see it on the thread.
Post by: Prophet on June 07, 2014, 05:03:51 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 07, 2014, 05:04:55 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 07, 2014, 05:06:19 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 08, 2014, 12:41:26 am
Post by: WillowLuman on June 08, 2014, 12:50:45 am
Boss battle: http://blockbattle.net/g/vGl86dzXRISm0r5xIAXefg==/3/
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 02:04:45 am
Quote from: A page
WARNING: READING THIS PAGE IS A VIOLATION OF EVERY RULE EVER. YOU WILL BE DISQUALIFIED FROM THE GAME AND YOUR CHARACTER WILL BE CHOPPED INTO PIECES AND EATEN BY CLOWNS, STEVEN KING STYLE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING STILL READING THIS PAGE!? ISN'T MY AUTISTIC SNARK AND RAMPANT ALL-CAPSING MAKING YOUR BRAIN HURT YET!?Well, guess who gets to be ghost-chopped into ghost-pieces? This ghost-guy!
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 02:11:09 am
Post by: TamerVirus on June 08, 2014, 12:20:42 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 04:57:23 pm
((where is the other site then???))(( I gave ample warning that this was happening. If you missed it, you missed it. Tough luck. Yeah though, Lyeos used a Switch block and was able to defeat the tg, who is a terrible sore loser and fled into space. ))
(( Lord Slowpoke, I'm home now, please PM me about the IRC server set-up. In the mean-time, Hey everybody! I'm back! I'll roll soon. ( Like probably now. ) ))
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 04:59:55 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 05:56:45 pm
"Very well. Now I bid you good day; I have weapons of mass ejaculation to devise."[5]You invent a pheremone gas that when inhaled makes one want to have sex, really bad. Or at least, it's supposed to. So far the potency is weak and has only succeeded in making one pair of test subjects make out. It's a good proof of concept though.
Devise weapons of mass ejaculation.
Make Tetriseus know that I have no quarrel with him.
[AUTO]No need, he's already gone to space to sulk about losing.
((Is Superbaby grown up yet? Also, does this mean I can sacrifice all 5 bars for a +10 bonus? It'll be like a Spirit Bomb of competence.))[1]If I remember correctly 1 day outside the chamber is equal to one year inside. Ergo, it will take about twenty days for him to grow to adult hood. ( For lack of a better way to pace this, I'm counting real life days. Of which there has been... 2 since you entered. 18 more until he's 21 and old enough to be Superman. )
Superman: Grow to adulthood already.
Me: Develop Ultimate Kamehameha Wave.
[4]KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!!!! You blast a tiny, pathetic Kamehameha. Keep trying though.
Lyeos: Look for books about possession.[3]Librarian: "Umm... I'm afraid we don't carry those sort of books sir."
"You said you wanted a book about poetry!"
Lyeos: If unsuccessful, use the computers to search for one.
[6]After browsing through a dozen or so BS occultism sites you find one that seems rather legit in its methods and stuff. It's not all in black and red, it doesn't read like it was written by an angsty teenager, the degrees of the author are in actual fields, there's no mention of blood sacrifice, and it gives a pretty straight-forward list of the dangers of these techniques. Upon googling the author, you discover he died in 1991, which seems to suggest he's an actual ghost. However, there's one problem, his book is 89.99$ So what do you do?
Tune: Recover from things[5]You crawl out from underneath the meteor...
Tune: Go back inside and do more FF7 things
[8]In a fit of irony, Kevak has released JENOVA, whose cells you have absorbed. HOORAY! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! AGAIN! You grow two more black wings and random extra eyeballs. ( Meaning you now have six wings, counting Senketsu's, plus like a dozen eyes. ) On the upshot, this helps you recover your wounds even more.
WALK INTO CHEESISTAN[7]"Welcome to Cheesistan!" * your passport is stamped and in you go! *
PUNCH WINDOW IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE INFODUMPS
[1]NO. I ALREADY GAVE YOU WIKILINKS.
BEGING TAKING OVER STUFF IN CHEESISTAN[6]You start spreading seeds out doubt in government officials and conquering small-scale buildings of import with sheer numbers.
WEAKEN THE MILITARY OF CHEESISTAN
[5]You brute-force attack with your Scythers, heavily wounding several dozen soldiers with heavy loses on your side as well.
Cynderbark fully recovers from exhaustion.[2]Nope. You are mostly unconscious and being treated intravenously for dehydration.
Cynderbark lives in hospital for rest of stay, mooching off the hospital food,beds,etc.
[4]SUre. You don't really have a choice but to stay in the hospital anyway, so you might as well mooch off of the IV saline and nutrient packs while you're sleeping in the provided bed.
Build moar spaceships.[8]Due to a fatal flaw in the designs that wasn't seen, they all explode. No lives are lost, but much material is wasted.
Then build even moar of them!
[8]Your engineers attempt to fix the flaw, but they fixed the wrong thing, resulting in a repeat result.
More stars! Start carving through galaxies![1]Whoa there Eater of Worlds! You are moving at a rate of about 22ft/sec. which in space is abysmally slow! You just happened to be lucky on that dead star you ate. By the time that you would reach another star all life on Planet Earth would be dead.
Use matter to remake myself as an even more powerful god.
[7]You invert the event horizon in on yourself and explode. The explosion takes the form of the COSMIC POTATO. Now not only are you like 40000x as powerful, your stomach has the same exact properties as Kirby's. (( GM's note: TRY ANYTHING FUNNY AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE COSMIC BAKED POTATO. ))
Have my corporation expand into the Cheesistan television department![2]No! Cheesistani television stations are fiercely independent and generally hate big businesses. They may all be in competition, but they can agree on one thing: You must not be allowed to corporatize their beloved television. In their mind it's 95% of what went wrong with America and they're not gonna let it happen here. FREEDOM! FREE MEDIA! FREE EXPRESION! OTHER CATCH PHRASES WITH THE SAME GENERAL MEANING.
Quote from: Cappy
CaptainMcClellan: Take down Poketwo's rebellion and arrest him.[2]Your ineptitude in this sort of combat is more of a liability than an asset;
Giegue: Whisk Maria away to safety
[1]Maria smacks you on the face with her parasol when you try to lift her.
Maria: Giegue, I am fine. I believe him and I'm not dead yet and you're being very rude to someone who is just trying to help. Apologize now.
Giegue: What? I'm not going to apologize!
Maria: * firmly * Set me down and apologize.
Giegue: Yes mom. * sets her down, uses PK Healing to allieviate Prophet's migraine and PK Lifeup to heal his wounds * I'm sorry.
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:00:01 pm
Lyeos: Head home and wait for the book to arrive, or, if the previous was unsuccessful, go ask Mitzi to use my money to buy a copy.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:05:25 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:08:38 pm
"Also, I can't see you, but, you're probably a little too close. Just saying."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:15:51 pm
"Oh... Sorry." * backs off of him a little *
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:19:45 pm
"And, I suppose it's what you need. I could probably use it too... Wait, if you're invisible, but you can see yourself, how do you know that what you think you see is what you actually look like? And have you ever told anyone? I still think that might help."
"Although we could try to get the president to remove your invisibility. He can apparently do amazing things."
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 06:20:57 pm
Send my cultists to fight Poketwo and his army.
Smile at them.
((I don't know why but i just have this urge to be nice to Giegue.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:26:15 pm
(( Also, I'm not feeling too good so I might call it a night... ))
Marchioness: "Well, how do I describe myself? And I know this is what I look like because I just know it is. Besides, mom says I have my dad's eyes and nose but her face shape. So this is probably what I look like. Right? People look like their parents but different."
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 06:28:05 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:30:38 pm
"But maybe you just actually don't even have an appearance. Or maybe it was something man was never meant to see. Which could be either really good or really bad."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:33:52 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:35:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:39:05 pm
((Well I claim YELLOW then.)) ((I hope you feel better tomorrow.))
(( M'k. Just a warning, I won't read anything in that raw yellow. Try using the yellow glow. )) (( Yeah, me too. Not gone just yet tho.))
Marchioness: "Feel my face." * grabs his hand and puts it on her face * "That's not the face of some monstrous aberration, now is it?
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 06:40:43 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:42:56 pm
"Faces can be deceiving! You could be some sort of horrible spider/snake/hellspawn from the neck down! That's how it worked in that one game! You're probably about to try to eat me!"
*Lyeos cannot find the escape button.*
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:44:46 pm
((1 YELLOW or 2 YELLOW))((2 pls ))
Marchioness: "Wait a minute... Are you trying to make excuses to touch my body? Do you want to feel me up or something?"
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 06:46:40 pm
*Lyeos flees from the remains of the library, grabbing whatsherface's hand and pulling her along*
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 06:46:59 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 06:58:40 pm
((Then i claim this YELLOW))]
(( Yay! The fandom rejoices! ))
Marchioness: * smiles coyly because she thinks she has a new beau *
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 07:00:51 pm
"I am going to tell your mother what you are, young... Er, older-than-me-neverborn lady! Then you'll be in trouble for trying to maim/eat/steal my soul!"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:13:29 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 07:17:16 pm
*No more hand holding. Legitimate fleeing now!*
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 08, 2014, 07:22:22 pm
Reverse the polarity of the electrolysis machines.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:27:15 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 07:31:38 pm
N-n-new action!
Lyeos: Flee to the remains of my old lab.
Lyeos: Repair Tim.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:36:55 pm
"Ask your mother! I want nothing to do with either of you! It explains why she's attractive and both of you cling to guys!"(( Are we making this canon now? This was never really my intention. And Mitzi doesn't really behave like a succubus. She is totally monogamous and decently modest. She just outlives her partners. She even mourns for the ones that made it all the way to husband. Well anyway.))
Marchioness: * goes to find Mitzi * "Mom. What's a succubi?"
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 07:38:54 pm
((Maybe she's alignment confused?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:42:01 pm
((Not unless you want to. I was saying it as a joke. Although... It would be funny. But, I'll let you handle this since you made Mitzi. Plus, I've got nothing.))(( I say no. Neither of them fit the succubus description very well at all. Anyways though, you have control of Mitzi, so you get to answer. After you give the answer, we should cool it on all the RP'ing so that I'll be able to easily locate commands. Besides, we're kinda hogging the thread, even if noone's really showing up with their usual frequency. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 07:42:47 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:44:00 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 07:44:30 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:47:42 pm
((Well i'm still here(Stalking you.) I just don't have anything to post about.))(( Really? No reaction to Giegue? No commands? Nothing? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 07:48:53 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 08, 2014, 07:52:51 pm
USE 99 RED BALLOONS TO DISTRACT THE MILITARY
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 07:56:16 pm
(( And maybe Giegue strikes an emotional chord. Maybe you've had similar trauma in your life or maybe you just have a high sympathy. I dunno. Whatever the case. I mean, I feel it too. Just not to the point where I'd let him get away with doing bad things. The whole reason I tried to get his mother back is because he just has this... je ne sais quoi that makes you want to be really kind to him and help him.))
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 07:59:42 pm
((No to the trauma that is.))
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 08:01:21 pm
((No I've never heard of Giegeu before this game so this is really random. Since we saved him I've just had this random urge to help him even if hes being a total dick.))
((Because you actually really, really loooove.... Rude people.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 08, 2014, 08:01:56 pm
USE 99 RED BALLOONS TO DISTRACT THE MILITARY(( You just earned my respect. ))
(( G'night all. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 08, 2014, 08:03:06 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 08, 2014, 09:02:08 pm
Have a robot gather the debris and build ships with it.
Post by: Beirus on June 08, 2014, 09:59:15 pm
Me: Transfer one bar of Ki to competence.
Me: LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN GOD NOW!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 08, 2014, 11:25:55 pm
PURCHASE FONDUE KIT
Post by: Lyeos on June 08, 2014, 11:36:07 pm
(( I say no. Neither of them fit the succubus description very well at all. Anyways though, you have control of Mitzi, so you get to answer. After you give the answer, we should cool it on all the RP'ing so that I'll be able to easily locate commands. Besides, we're kinda hogging the thread, even if noone's really showing up with their usual frequency. ))
((Gah, man! What's with the lack of love for alignment-confused people! Even my alignment keeps being called into question! What's the deal?... Seriously, I was joking. My character, however, was not. Now he thinks there are succubi in his home, so he's gonna lay low in the ruins of his lab. Under the cheesma cannon.))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 09, 2014, 12:04:41 am
40000x as powerful, your stomach has the same exact properties as Kirby's. (( GM's note: TRY ANYTHING FUNNY AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE COSMIC BAKED POTATO.
Power... OVERWHELMING
Where do I now sit on the universal tree of power?
Return to the shield world.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 05:42:38 am
Where do I now sit on the universal tree of power?You sit in the "Stole Prophet's colour that he made notes to specifically claim, you bastard" branch. And also, about the same as you were before, except you're now more powerful than Alaskan huskies. Good for you! :D
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 05:57:23 am
(( I say no. Neither of them fit the succubus description very well at all. Anyways though, you have control of Mitzi, so you get to answer. After you give the answer, we should cool it on all the RP'ing so that I'll be able to easily locate commands. Besides, we're kinda hogging the thread, even if noone's really showing up with their usual frequency. ))
((Gah, man! What's with the lack of love for alignment-confused people! Even my alignment keeps being called into question! What's the deal?... Seriously, I was joking. My character, however, was not. Now he thinks there are succubi in his home, so he's gonna lay low in the ruins of his lab. Under the cheesma cannon.))
(( Alignment? What? Are you talking gender-alignment, sexual-alignment, moral-alignment, species-alignment? What? STOP CONFUSING ME!!!
Anyways, yes. I noted that he fled to his workshop. That's fine, for now Emilia is going to be bugging her mother instead. Also, I think it's pretty hilarious that your character thinks there are succubi in his home. If I hadn't I wouldn't have let her lead him on like that. :P I'm gonna give it a while before we correct him and I still want Mitzi to try to ask him on a date for the comedic value of watching him freak out because he thinks a succubus is trying to seduce him. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 06:26:09 am
"I think I found a way to help yoooouuu!" *Lyeos flails, trying to pat whatsherface on the head, but honestly, he's probably going to hit a bit, eh, too low. Awkwardsituationinbound.*[0]Cancelled Actions.Lyeos: Use my hero status to get a copy of the book as a gift for stopping the TG.
Lyeos: Head home and wait for the book to arrive, or, if the previous was unsuccessful, go ask Mitzi to use my money to buy a copy.
((Has anyone claimed the color yellow.)) "Its fine if you need anything just ask me or any of my followers. We will try our best to help. If you need a place to stay i can have my followers build a house for you and Giegue."[7]Hooray! The traps are killing giant bugs. I have no idea what other universe this would happen in, so that makes us unique. Also, for future record "Trap" type is Super Effective against "Bug" type. This is useful knowledge.
Send my cultists to fight Poketwo and his army.
Smile at them.
((I don't know why but i just have this urge to be nice to Giegue.))
[8]Your smile reveals razor sharp shark teeth and a reek that smells like Cthulu's gym shorts. Giegue gags but his species isn't capable of vomiting anymore, so he just sits there agonized by the putrid smell. At least Maria is trying to be polite, spraying perfume on her handkerchief and covering her face.
Maria: "Have you thought about eating some mint for that breath dear?"
Increase the potency.[2]It turns out that overdosing the pheremone doesn't increase the effect.
Reverse the polarity of the electrolysis machines.
[4]Not really sure how that helps, but it puts a slight spin on the molecule that makes it slightly more effective apparently. Well anyway, the same two as made out last time said they definitely felt more urged to mate.
"Ask your mother! I want nothing to do with either of you! It explains why she's attractive and both of you cling to guys!"[7]You flee, the Marchioness doesn't even bother to follow. Noone does. Noone really knows that you're fleeing. Or cares, for that matter. You get there without anyone knowing.
N-n-new action!
Lyeos: Flee to the remains of my old lab.
Lyeos: Repair Tim.
[4]Tim is royally trashed. You manage to get his brain back online, for long enough to pull a diagnostic file off of him. It reveals what I already just said: Tim is royally trashed. Hey, but that makes a good weekend project for the eccentric hero.
Marchioness: Wake MitziMarchiones: "MOM! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Mitzi: * moan and roll over, trying to cover your head with the blanket *
Marchioness: "WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
Mitzi: * groan * * pretend you don't hear her *
Marchioness: * keep persisting until you get a response *
START ASSASSINATING THE PEOPLE THAT ARE KEEPING THE FACTIONS OF CHEESISTAN FROM NOT FIGHTING EACH OTHER IN OPEN WARFARE, EXCEPT ME[1]NOPE. As we've established Byron and Yusef are nigh-invulnerable, having already survived unharmed as the city was destroyed not once, not twice, but EIGHT TIMES. In fact, like in "Stardust" and "The Colour of Magic" it is their very power of survival that keeps them in charge.
USE 99 RED BALLOONS TO DISTRACT THE MILITARY
[4]CMC cancels roll, breaks into song:
"Neunundneuzig Luftballons, off ihrem weg zum horizont!" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsU8fRvTeCI)
(( Fun fact, the balloons weren't explicitly or even strongly implicitly red in the original German. In fact, they were probably those shiny foil ballons, which is why they were mistaken for aircraft, or "UFOs" in the first place. And the song is not a love song. The English was pretty much completely rewritten and far inferior. ))
Noone else is distracted.
Have a robot fix everything.[8]Hehehehehehe! The robot begins neutering all the traps you sent into space. :P
Have a robot gather the debris and build ships with it.
[3]The other robot was also confused by your terminology, building dolls out of the debris and having them kiss and hug. He plays out an entire soap opera-esque drama scene, much like Catbug in that one minisode.
((18 more days? Welp, looks like I have plenty of time to learn new Ki and PSI abilities and teach them to Supertoddler.))[5]Eh, it's more than 4 so ok.
Me: Transfer one bar of Ki to competence.
Me: LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN GOD NOW!
[6+2](( I'm not gonna count that as an overshoot. )) SUPER SAIYAN 52.
4 Ki bars remain!
WALK TO MARKET[3]
PURCHASE FONDUE KIT
[3]
I can't think of a good reason this failed. Use your imagination.
[5]I DON' TOLD YOU. YOU NOW BEAT OUT ALASKAN HUSKIES.40000x as powerful, your stomach has the same exact properties as Kirby's. (( GM's note: TRY ANYTHING FUNNY AND I WILL MAKE YOU THE COSMIC BAKED POTATO.
Power... OVERWHELMING
Where do I now sit on the universal tree of power?
Return to the shield world.
[3]You are the shield planet. Get your stuff together Cosmic Potato.
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan
CaptainMcClellan: Open a portal and hire a hitman from somewhere in the fictional uberverse.[2]MAN! THE DICE NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!
Giegue: Get away from the smell.
[6]Giegue flies away from the terrible smell.
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 09, 2014, 06:48:08 am
Start finding things to stuff inside the, uh, me.
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 09:24:48 am
Lyeos: Build a new body for Whatsherface, using her input and the shadow beasts' power to make it as much like her appearance as possible.
((Moral alignment.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 10:05:59 am
(( Oh. Well I'm not really, you're just being flanderized into the hero whether you like it or not. ;P ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 10:08:12 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 10:12:07 am
Mitzi: *Remain perfectly still! Maybe she won't be able to see you!*[7]
Marchioness: * sighs * "FINE!" * goes to sulk in the corner until Mitzi "wakes up." *
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 10:13:52 am
Post by: poketwo on June 09, 2014, 10:21:50 am
FIND OUT WHAT IS SUPEREFFECTIVE AGAINST TRAP TYPE
Post by: ~Neri on June 09, 2014, 12:48:36 pm
Explain to the robots what I mean.
Moar ships!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 12:53:13 pm
((Still haven't put a single Trap in space.))(( If you want to argue with the dice, go ahead. :P ))
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 01:01:19 pm
"Why did he fly away?"
Stop smiling.
Look like a kicked puppy!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 01:07:35 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 01:09:27 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 01:11:37 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 01:16:37 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 01:18:54 pm
"Altoids? What are Altoids?" ((I think their some kind of breath mint right?))(( They are, they still exist and they're pretty good. Plus they come in a cool tin instead of a disposable wrapper. ))
Maria: "They're mint flavoured candies to make one's breath smell fresher."
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 01:21:08 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 01:21:24 pm
*Lyeos rushes into his home/apartment/demiplane, grabbing whatsherface's hand*
"Come on, you're dead, therefore you're harmless. I need to try something, come with me to my lab!"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 01:24:21 pm
Maria: * sighs and nods * "He does not seem to be adapting well to this new land. I am going to exhaust myself chasing him around. I wish he would stay still and be rational."
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 01:26:51 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 01:27:51 pm
"Yo, shadow beasts? You still in there?"
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 09, 2014, 01:41:12 pm
START BBQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY INCONVENIENT LOCATION
Post by: ~Neri on June 09, 2014, 01:46:30 pm
((There isn't anything to argue dude, the only living people in the fleet are Equius and Sollux as I am an energy being and therefore not technically alive.))((Still haven't put a single Trap in space.))(( If you want to argue with the dice, go ahead. :P ))
Post by: Beirus on June 09, 2014, 02:36:51 pm
Me: Master another PSI technique
Supertoddler: Learn Ultimate Kamehameha
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 06:00:51 pm
Marchioness: "Yes! I'm harmless! I still don't even know why you freaked out and ran away like that."
Amethyst-eyes (&Some others): Yes! We're here.
Maria: * nods * "I know. I just wish he would stop running away and let me help. That's alright though, I will follow him wherever he goes for as long as he needs me. Thank you for helping us, Mister... I am sorry. I don't know your name."
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 06:04:38 pm
Alright. Whatever you want, I'll do it, but you guys need to help me make this body as humanlike as possible, okay?
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 06:11:25 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 06:24:45 pm
Shadow-beasts: * start to clamor and bicker*
Amethyst-eyes: What body?
Maria: "Alright. Would you like a name?"
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 06:26:49 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 06:31:36 pm
A new body for whatsherface. Like... An android or something. We need to make it as realistic as possible through liberal application of magic. In return, I'll do my best to grant your greatest wish.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 06:41:29 pm
"Re... Really? No one has every offered to name me before." ((If your going to name me use a non-english name please. Because i find them boring.))(( Okay... Suggestions maybe?))
Maria: * shrugs * "If that would be something you would like."
Marchioness: * continues to cry, finds being repeatedly called a monster to be insulting and hurtful *
Amethyst-eyes: * snorts * "There's no such thing as magic."
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 06:44:18 pm
"I'll take you on a date if you stop crying! Jeez! I can't focus with that noise and the shadow beasts in my mind are being stubborn!"
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 06:59:45 pm
"I would like that."
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 07:08:26 pm
((Something from old languages like Latin or Old English/Anglo-Saxon. Languages like that. Yes i did have to make this difficult.))(( How so? I have a minor obsession with Old English/Anglo-Saxon/Anglo-Norman/Vikings/etc. Besides, that's not as hard as you might think. Rufus, Aethelraed. With time I can procure even more names conveniently lifted from history and/or my family tree. ))
"I would like that."
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 07:11:11 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 07:17:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 07:20:20 pm
((Give him a girl's name!))(( :V I would, but I already used "Myfonwy" on another character. Besides, what names would Maria know anyway? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 07:26:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 09, 2014, 07:34:33 pm
((I don't know I've never played the game her and Giegue are from. Their from the game mother right please don't kill me?(( Yes. She's from the 1900's. Like the decade before WWi. I have no idea how much she would know about history. Possibly enough to come up with a name, because her husband was a reporter and all. Plus she was pretty obviously intelligent if she was capable of taking care of an alien baby. Still... I don't know what she would know. And I'll have to look for a name that fits. For now though, I think I'm going back to sleep. Today has been a bad day and I'm tired of it. I'm gonna try to time travel to tommorrow the only way I know how. ( I think I might have made my girlfriend so distraught that she got physically ill. So that's always fun. :( ) Ta-ta for now, I'm throwing in the towel! ))
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 07:38:12 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 09, 2014, 07:40:11 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 09, 2014, 09:50:08 pm
now please!))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 10, 2014, 01:17:00 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 03:05:12 am
((See you in the middle of the night, since you had, what, a four hour nap?))(( Good guess. Hallo! ))
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 03:07:20 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 03:13:24 am
((Yay CMC Reddidit.))(( What does "Reddidit" mean? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 03:14:42 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 03:21:43 am
((Well from what I can get from the internet it means has returned in Latin.))(( Ah, yea. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 03:25:02 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 03:40:05 am
((As I have said earlier I love old languages.)) ((If nobody else joins Cheesistan Gaidan soon I'll start it up with a command.))(( For the name... How about "Mirum"? It's Latin for "strange" ))(( Hmm, alright. I guess it's about time we start that, yea? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 03:49:24 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 10, 2014, 03:50:23 am
Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I cast a spell
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 03:58:36 am
((Sure Mirum works.)) ((I looked it up and it said Mirum was a nominative nueter singular version of mirus which meant wonderful and awesome and other things that i can't remember. I'm not making this up.))(( I know. I picked it for its double-meaning. My other option was Sceadu, which is something older than English but has the double-meanings of "shadow" (technically "darkness") and "protection". Tune wanted it to be Uerem. So. ))
Maria: Hmm. * tries to think of an interesting name, throws out several possibilities mentally. * "How about Mirum?"
Amethyst-eyes: All of those things can be explained rationally. ((GM's Note: BULLSHIT. ))
Hazel-eyes: * gestures for him to shut up * I might be able to help... I used to be an engineer. * is practically salivating at the prospect of being able to work on bio-robotics again after so long. *
Marchioness: * sobs * "Why would you want to date a monster?" * more sobbing, even louder *
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 04:01:45 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 04:17:18 am
Tune: Go back to my peaceful self and whatnot(( The GM sympathizes, but the dice are/is horrible. Despite the fact that Kevak didn't even have traps in space the dice caused his robot to castrate several of them in space. Space castration makes all your problems seem rather unimportant, doesn't it? ))
Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I cast a spell
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 04:20:26 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 04:25:19 am
((I can start posting commends in CG(aka cheesistan gaidan) tonight or tomorrow which is today since its 5 am for me.))(( It's 4:28 here, and that's fine. ))
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 10, 2014, 04:26:06 am
(( It means: "The thirteen-ish constellations on the plane of the ecliptic are collectively known as the zodiac, and have vitally important significance to astrologers and other wankers. The Zodiac is named after General Zod, who used his Kryptonian powers to move the stars into their present positions." (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BlatantLies) ))Tune: Go back to my peaceful self and whatnot(( The GM sympathizes, but the dice are/is horrible. Despite the fact that Kevak didn't even have traps in space the dice caused his robot to castrate several of them in space. Space castration makes all your problems seem rather unimportant, doesn't it? ))
Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I cast a spell
((thats space noone cares))
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 04:43:30 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 04:54:13 am
((Ahem! Leader of a trap cult.))(( Your point please? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 04:59:55 am
Post by: Cynderbark on June 10, 2014, 08:24:44 am
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 10, 2014, 08:28:18 am
Test the pheromone in different states of matter.
Post by: Lyeos on June 10, 2014, 11:15:12 am
"So, you're admitting that you're a monster? Can you help me design this thing or not?"
Then explain Kevak! And yes, thank you. That would be lovely if you would be willing to assist me.
Post by: ~Neri on June 10, 2014, 11:58:48 am
Post by: Lyeos on June 10, 2014, 12:24:04 pm
Kevak can explain Kevak, hop on the lower boards irc. Expect mental scarring.((No. I don't want to. Bleh. Besides, it was a joke. Did I offend you? If so, I apologize, and give you a free pass to make jokes at my expense.))
Post by: ~Neri on June 10, 2014, 12:39:33 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on June 10, 2014, 05:08:58 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 10, 2014, 05:17:47 pm
Eat a husky. VENGEANCE[3]The husky bites back.
Start finding things to stuff inside the, uh, me.
[2]That would... require... introspection? Or something?
Lyeos: Check my generator. Does it still run off of rage?[3]No it doesn't.
Lyeos: Build a new body for Whatsherface, using her input and the shadow beasts' power to make it as much like her appearance as possible.
((Moral alignment.))
[2]It looks nothing like her and breaks.
GET THE COMMUNISTS TO REVOLT[6]COMMUNIST REVOLUTION! (AGAIN!)
FIND OUT WHAT IS SUPEREFFECTIVE AGAINST TRAP TYPE
[3]NO KNOWN TYPE.
((Still haven't put a single Trap in space.))[5]The beep and gesture at one another and then nod.
Explain to the robots what I mean.
Moar ships!
[8]You need to hire new engineers, really bad. Know why? This fleet all blew up too. From the same exact flaw.
WHIP OUT GRILL[6]GRILL FROM HAMMERSPACE.
START BBQ IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY INCONVENIENT LOCATION
[7]Right in the middle of the Communist revolution. Good job.
((Ok, then who did your robot neuter? Your robot neutered someone. ))((There isn't anything to argue dude, the only living people in the fleet are Equius and Sollux as I am an energy being and therefore not technically((Still haven't put a single Trap in space.))(( If you want to argue with the dice, go ahead. :P ))
alive.))
((You don't need a hitman. You need a PK Kiaiman.))(( It'd be more practical yea, I just want to bring in some awesome looking gunman in a black suit is all. ))
Me: Master another PSI technique
Supertoddler: Learn Ultimate Kamehameha
[1]You find your mind clouded.
[5]You learn Kamehameha Plus.
Tune: Go back to my peaceful self and whatnot[5]You take an anger management class and calm yourself.
Tune: Point out to GM and the dice how FF7 materia works when you level it to much so as to cancel the decision that I will destroy the planet anytime I
cast a spell
[3]The dice don't care for your sass.
Cynderbark wakes up with a vengeance[6]You AWAKEN!!! * you take the IV Pole and go down the hall in your gown to take your revenge on the forces of exhaustion and dehydration. *
Test the pheromone at different heats.[1]The heater breaks and the batches all ruined.
Test the pheromone in different states of matter.
[5]Frozen is completely useless but vapor works better than liquid. You develop a gas-bomb from this knowledge.
((To Poketwo: Nothing is effective.))[8]You stop smiling.
"Why did he fly away?"
Stop smiling.
Look like a kicked puppy!
[3]You look more like a sullen blob.
Practice Necromancy[1]YOU ARE A CLERIC. NOT A NECROMANCER.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
[6]HERESY! LOGIC HAS FORSAKEN US.
Quote from: The guy with the thumbs and the keyboard.
CaptainMcCllelan: Take competence courses to get a permanent bonus on military matters.[2]I'm going to take the dice and throw them into the ocean.
Maria:Find Giegue! (Again) And also some Altoids.
[6]You find Giegue on top of a building. In addition, you find some Altoids.
Maria: Giegue. Please come down and talk to us. * gives Altoids to Prophet *
Giegue: * flies down from the roof *
((Lyeos:Force an update!))((Error 3038: Failure by paradox: Break.))
"So, you're admitting that you're a monster? Can you help me design this thing or not?"
Then explain Kevak! And yes, thank you. That would be lovely if you would be willing to assist me.
Marchioness: * sobs * "It's not like anybody ever told me! I don't want to be a monster!"
Also, everyone... th (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZpyHP7B_g)i (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k)s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghZpyHP7B_g)
Post by: Lyeos on June 10, 2014, 05:23:48 pm
Hey! Shadow beasts! The heck? Are you gonna help or not?
Create this dang thing, using both whatsherface's and the shadow beasts' help to get a bonus to this action!
Give it the ability to fly.
Post by: Prophet on June 10, 2014, 05:25:11 pm
Send cultists to attack the communists.
Post by: Beirus on June 10, 2014, 05:49:47 pm
Me: Meditate on how to increase my competence in combat dependent upon my power level. +1 Ki bar. (Bonus to combat rolls dependent on how high my power level is. I wonder what the bonus would be for Super Saiyan 52+Kaiokenx9000)
Supertoddler: Acquire black suit
Post by: WillowLuman on June 10, 2014, 05:55:04 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 10, 2014, 09:02:04 pm
Robots: Kill the engineers, excluding Sollux and Equius cause they are cool.
Kevak: Make sure the engineers are dead.
Kevak: Build moar ships with your element powers.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 10, 2014, 11:01:35 pm
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 11, 2014, 04:16:51 am
Make a solar-system sized potato.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 11, 2014, 05:25:53 am
Tune: if first command fails try it again
Post by: poketwo on June 11, 2014, 05:50:45 am
GET TOGETHER ALL OF THE HIGH COMMAND OF MY SCYTHER ARMY TO PLAN TACTICS AND ASSES THE SITUATION
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 10:17:03 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 10:38:24 am
((CMC! Interact with people or I'll have your character become the victim of an unfortunate accident! I can see you logged on, you know!))Shhhhhhhl. I'm playin' Flight Rising!
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 10:46:59 am
((Never! And... All I saw was oddly cartoonish dragons. Hhhhnnnng.))((CMC! Interact with people or I'll have your character become the victim of an unfortunate accident! I can see you logged on, you know!))Shhhhhhhl. I'm playin' Flight Rising!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 11:02:51 am
((Never! And... All I saw was oddly cartoonish dragons. Hhhhnnnng.))((CMC! Interact with people or I'll have your character become the victim of an unfortunate accident! I can see you logged on, you know!))Shhhhhhhl. I'm playin' Flight Rising!
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(( NMy keyovbard isx vbrokenm!!!))
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 11:05:10 am
The other part being that a broken keyboard adding letters to your words is highly unlikely.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 11:13:49 am
((You're not supposed to break your keyboard if you lose, CMC. Honestly, how can you play DF if you can't control your anger when you lose? And if that's the case, you need to stop playing your game.
The other part being that a broken keyboard adding letters to your words is highly unlikely.))
[/quote
(( I c,anm't /pl.ay Dwarf Fortresxsx anmy nmorel. That'sx why I anm /pl.ayinmg a keyvboard onml.y ganmel.
Unml.ikel.y or nmotc, it'sx the truthl. I headvbutted the keyvboard re/peatedl.y anmd nmow it l.ikesx to /presxsx the key inmnmediatel.y nmesxt to eachl onm theenml. l.ower rowl. ))
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Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 11:17:21 am
(( I c,anm't /pl.ay Dwarf Fortresxsx anmy nmorel. That'sx why I anm /pl.ayinmg a keyvboard onml.y ganmel.Please think about that for a moment.
Unml.ikel.y or nmotc, it'sx the truthl. I headvbutted the keyvboard re/peatedl.y anmd nmow it l.ikesx to /presxsx the key inmnmediatel.y nmesxt to eachl onm theenml. l.ower rowl. ))A recent event, then? As your keyboard was working up until that post 18 or so minutes ago.
*Lyeos is not convinced.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 11:21:07 am
(( I c,anm't /pl.ay Dwarf Fortresxsx anmy nmorel. That'sx why I anm /pl.ayinmg a keyvboard onml.y ganmel.Please think about that for a moment.Unml.ikel.y or nmotc, it'sx the truthl. I headvbutted the keyvboard re/peatedl.y anmd nmow it l.ikesx to /presxsx the key inmnmediatel.y nmesxt to eachl onm theenml. l.ower rowl. ))A recent event, then? As your keyboard was working up until that post 18 or so minutes ago.
*Lyeos is not convinced.
[/quote
(( Yesxc, it ha/p/penmed yesxterdayl. I can deal with it if I have to. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 11:24:29 am
You know... They have programs that let you use your mouse to type.
... P ISN'T EVEN NEXT TO /! Did you not say lower row? Keys next to each other?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 11:27:39 am
I see. You abuse keyboards. Monster.
You know... They have programs that let you use your mouse to type.
... P ISN'T EVEN NEXT TO /! Did you not say lower row? Keys next to each other?
[/quote
I ANM NMOT USXINMG THE ONSXC<REENM KEYVBOARDl.]
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 11:31:42 am
And why not?
Are you sure you're not just trying to procrastinate?
If so, faking a messed up keyboard is a lot more time consuming than just saying you don't wanna do anything.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 11:39:03 am
< Would require the shift key to press itself, which would lead to odd caps in your other posts. Unless you're a weirdo and held down shift for that entire message rather than using Capslock.
And why not?
Are you sure you're not just trying to procrastinate?
If so, faking a messed up keyboard is a lot more time consuming than just saying you don't wanna do anything.
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I'nm nmot jusxt tryinmg to /proc,rasxtinmatel. The keyvboard isx l.egitinmatel.y vbrokenml. I'nm jusxt usxinmg it asx anm esxc,usxe vbec,ausxe I c,oul.d finmd anmother keyvboard
ANMD WHO THE HEL>L> USXESX C<A?P L>OC<K!?P I AL>WAYSX HOL>D DOWNM SXHIFT FOR NMY AL>L>-C<A?PSX RANMTl. DEAL WITH IT!!!
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Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 11:44:22 am
As for who uses capslock, I do, because I type everything on an old iPod, and pressing shift for every capital letter when you're using all caps is a pain. Even on a computer, if it's a long all caps, I prefer using capslock because reasons!
Deal with it was oddly perfect...
Pssssh.
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 12:30:42 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 12:44:56 pm
*Has small, feminine hands and can't reach all the buttons. Also hates typing with one hand.*
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 12:55:22 pm
(Course my keyboard is rather condensed, so that may be why I can reach everything.)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 01:07:46 pm
:-\L>AUGHSX AT YOUR FENMINMINME HANMDSX!
*Has small, feminine hands and can't reach all the buttons. Also hates typing with one hand.*
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 01:10:21 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 01:13:07 pm
Besides, they're good for certain things relating to other people of the opposite gender. Mhmm.
*makes CMC come with me to the nail salon and gets him a manipedi*
Eeeegh. No. Bad. Not that feminine.
Post by: Prophet on June 11, 2014, 02:24:29 pm
*Can reach every button.*
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 02:37:12 pm
(( Got another keyboard. ))*makes CMC come with me to the nail salon and gets him a manipedi*
Eeeegh. No. Bad. Not that feminine.
Eh, why not? There's nothing feminine about preventing toe infections and having a female touch you. :) Besides which, you basically get to take an hour-long nap in one of the most comfortable chairs ever. And sure, I wouldn't get it done in a nail salon, but if I'm at a spa anyway... might as well. Plus, I like my claws to look shiny and attractive whilst I'm ripping people's tracheas out. So, if you're paying Kevak... let's hit the spa.
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 02:38:10 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 02:40:13 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 11, 2014, 02:47:17 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 02:50:00 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 11, 2014, 02:53:25 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 02:59:00 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 03:00:36 pm
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 03:02:29 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 03:13:40 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 03:17:06 pm
((Only if I can make you wear a skirt.))(( KILTS ARE NOT SKIRTS! PREPARE TO BE SMITED FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE
KEVAK IS STRUCK WITH A BOLT OF GREEN ENERGY AND IS REVERTED TO PHYSICAL FORM
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 03:19:04 pm
((Oh! Does that mean an update is on the way, CMC? Ooooh, I hope I get those bonusessssss!))(( Yes it does, let me just get Tune, Ckis, and Cynder to submit posts and wait for lolfail. ))
Post by: ~Neri on June 11, 2014, 03:24:35 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 03:35:50 pm
((But I wanna talk to whatsherface and the shadow beasts! :())((Oh! Does that mean an update is on the way, CMC? Ooooh, I hope I get those bonusessssss!))(( Yes it does, let me just get Tune, Ckis, and Cynder to submit posts and wait for lolfail. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 11, 2014, 04:17:37 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 04:22:35 pm
(Also, care to bring me up to speed on what's happened since the benefit concert?)((How many pages ago was that? I think the only major thing that happened is that both the TG and whatshisface's dragon were defeated.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 05:19:52 pm
((Not talking about kilts, talking about skirts, maybe a miniskirt? Sky blue work?))(( I can and will do harm to you. Keep in mind that I am still GM and next time I might not be kidding. ))
(( It was about 40 pages ago. Most of it's been messing around and roleplaying. ))(Also, care to bring me up to speed on what's happened since the benefit concert?)((How many pages ago was that? I think the only major thing that happened is that both the TG and whatshisface's dragon were defeated.))
(( Yeah, alright. Today's just been a little busy. I had Ckis over ( and was visiting with him ) and I'm trying to tidy up and get all my chores done so I don't lose internet. We still haven't completely moved out of our old house but the heat is so draining... Anyway, next post will have the RP'ing. ))((But I wanna talk to whatsherface and the shadow beasts! :())((Oh! Does that mean an update is on the way, CMC? Ooooh, I hope I get those bonusessssss!))(( Yes it does, let me just get Tune, Ckis, and Cynder to submit posts and wait for lolfail. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 05:25:32 pm
Hazel-eyes: Ah! Sorry! I'm really out of practice and noone wants to help at all.
Amethyst-eyes: I'll help!
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 05:32:53 pm
Alright, the two of you will have to do. Unless you can talk some of the others into it before
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 05:39:29 pm
Marchioness: "I can't..."
Hazel-eyes: It should be all we need.
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 05:42:29 pm
Fair enough, I suppose. Please try your best! Now, we just have to wait until
((We have a fourth wall?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 05:55:19 pm
Marchioness: * dejectedly * "Okay..." * floats over to Lyeos but makes sure to stay far enough away that they don't touch... *
Hazel-eyes: * nods *
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 05:58:29 pm
"Fine, you can touch. No trying to eat me or steal my soul, though."
Thanks! Really, we're just waiting for the RNG to get his butt in gear so we can do this!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 06:47:10 pm
* an angelic choir plays * * A GIGANTIC NUMBER ONE FALLS DOWN FROM THE SKY AND CRUSHES THE CONSTRUCT, UNDOING ALL OF LYEOS'S PROGRESS *
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 06:49:06 pm
*Lyeos hasn't made any progress yet! He's waiting on an update!*
((You saw nothing!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 07:36:34 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 07:40:04 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 11, 2014, 07:55:52 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 08:06:00 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 08:17:48 pm
*Hug =/= returned*
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 08:28:37 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on June 11, 2014, 08:30:05 pm
Practice Necromancy. Again.
Post by: Lyeos on June 11, 2014, 08:31:34 pm
*Lyeos prepares for the incoming slap.*
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2014, 08:36:34 pm
Marchioness: "You know, for someone who's so worried about hugging me when I'm naked, you spend a lot of time trying to get me naked. I still haven't forgiven you for calling me a monster. I could just not ever let go. " * squeezes as tightly as she can *
Hazel-eyes: * converses with Amethyst-eyes, working with their limited knowledge of human biology to design a biomechanical body that functions as close as possible to the real thing *
Post by: Prophet on June 11, 2014, 08:45:03 pm
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 12, 2014, 03:58:15 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 06:54:41 am
"Well, you don't have to be bad. I mean, there are good and neutral aligned monsters! You could be one! If you're like your mother, at least you're an attractive monster! Now come on, assist me in making this thing!"[3]Thanks to disagreements in the design and the Marchioness having difficulty describing herself, the project is restarted twice with no real progress.
Hey! Shadow beasts! The heck? Are you gonna help or not?
Create this dang thing, using both whatsherface's and the shadow beasts' help to get a bonus to this action!
Give it the ability to fly.
[2]Well, it would have to be built first, wouldn't it?
Convince Giegue to listen to Maria. *Use Altoids* "Giegue please listen to Maria."[AUTO] Of course he's going to listen to his mother.
Send cultists to attack the communists.
[2]Your cultist soldiers are still recovering from battling the Tetris god.
((I feel like a compromise on the hitman thing could be reached if you gave a black suit to me. Or even better, to Supertoddler.))[1+2]You realize that Power level is determined by your success in battle in Cheesistan, and therefore would not and could not help you whatsoever in combat, except perhaps to intimidate.
Me: Meditate on how to increase my competence in combat dependent upon my power level. +1 Ki bar. (Bonus to combat rolls dependent on how high my power level is. I wonder what the bonus would be for Super Saiyan 52+Kaiokenx9000)
Supertoddler: Acquire black suit
[7]You are now a five year old super-child in a tuxedo. Amazing on so many levels. (( I think that's the correct number. How many days ago did you enter the Hyperbolic Tim Chamber? ))
((Obviously the robots castrated stowaway Thin Men.))[8]Once the robots get a taste for blood they decide to rebel and kill everything and everyone. Because of Sollux and Equius's plot armour they manage to hide in time to not be among the casualties.
Robots: Kill the engineers, excluding Sollux and Equius cause they are cool.
Kevak: Make sure the engineers are dead.
Kevak: Build moar ships with your element powers.
[6]Oh they're dead alright... smeared all over the walls of this hellish Space Labyrinth.
- Too many commands. You can only have two for a character if you don't use any other characters, which you did.
CONSUME GRILLED MEATS[7]You consume some nice steaks, some porkchops, some grilled chicken, some shish-kabobs, three bratwursts, four Cajun boudin, some Barbecue turkey, three hamburgers, and a single hot-dog with relish. It is a good day. Not only that, you have enough to spare and I eat enough to rival you. Even so, you have a literal half-ton of grilled meat leftover.
Continue operation find stuff to put in/on my shield world.(( In the future, please bold your commands. Thanks. :) ))
Make a solar-system sized potato.
[6]You turn Shieldia into a cross between Sim Earth and Sim City and it develops quite nicely. A new race of potato-people form on Shieldia's surface.
[7]You are a solar-system sized potato. However, you also manage to create a non-sentient puppet clone of yourself.
Tune: Be able to cast spells and such without blowing up up the world[5]You develop a new ability to bend the spells to your will after casting. Ergo, when you cast Firaga, you can now cause it to fly upwards instead of just being a thermonuclear explosion on the surface. It's a start.
Tune: if first command fails try it again
[2]You try again for better results but only end up striking Arcadia with a huge Thundaga that knocks out all the power and makes all the light-bulbs and CRT televisions in the city explode.
START BUILDING A SCYTHER SPAWNER[6]You use the BOX tech from Pokemon and repurpose it/combine it with a Mob Spawner from Minecraft to create a Scyther Spawner.
GET TOGETHER ALL OF THE HIGH COMMAND OF MY SCYTHER ARMY TO PLAN TACTICS AND ASSES THE SITUATION
[7]You get together some of the few Scythers that survived from your very first attack and have leveled up pretty nicely. In fact, one of them has already evolved into a Scizor. You discuss the situation and plan. You come up with what seems to be the perfect military strategy for destroying the Republic and replacing it with The People's Republic.
Summon my favourite familiar from TBoI. (AKA Brother Bobby)[1]No, and all portals to TBoI are sealed because reasons.
Practice Necromancy. Again.
[6]You raise Zombie Rasputin. GOOD JOB. Be sure to make friends with him or this could go very bad, very fast. ALSO WHY IN THE HELL IS A CLERIC MORE SKILLED AT NECROMANCY THAN THE NECROMANCER!? CAN YOU ANSWER ME THIS!?
Quote from: Self
CaptainMcClellan: Develop flawless strategy for defeating the Scyther-Communist Army.[7]I come up with an excellent strategy, drafting and pitching it to the Board that controlls the Cheesistani military.
CaptainMcClellan: If the above fails, drink some coffee and try again in the shower, if it succeeds, execute the strategy.
[7]We execute the manuevers and make much ground into Scytho-Communist territory, killing thousands and rendering your plan virtually ineffective.
(( Apparently, the only thing the dice hate more than me is Communism. ))
((It's almost time to fight another troll isn't it?))
Post by: Cynderbark on June 12, 2014, 07:26:25 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 12, 2014, 08:09:07 am
EQUALLY DISTRIBUTE LEFTOVER RESOURCES TO THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE LEADERSHIP
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 12, 2014, 08:21:37 am
Destroy the patriarchy and the kyriarchy, for fun.
Post by: Beirus on June 12, 2014, 08:54:01 am
Super Six-year-old: Become immune to kryptonite.
Post by: ~Neri on June 12, 2014, 09:38:44 am
Kevak: disassemble the robot with elemental powers.
Equius: break things.
Sollux: get bored.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 09:44:48 am
((I used the robots as a character. I see them as a hivemind.))(( That's not the problem. The problem is you can either use ONE character with TWO actions, or TWO to FIVE with ONE. Not BOTH. Hopefully the all-caps make it clearer since I've obviously been too vague the other ten times I've stated this rule.))
Post by: Prophet on June 12, 2014, 09:47:33 am
Cultists: If that fails try again!
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 09:51:04 am
Lyeos: Try harder...
"Yeah, that's... Yeah, that actually is what I wanted. But, eh, we need to get this thing done. We'll design some on a computer first. Just tell me when the design is close, and when I tweak it, tell me when it gets closer or farther from what you look like."
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2014, 03:40:20 pm
APPOINT THE OTHER SCIZOR AS MY SECOND IN COMMAND
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 12, 2014, 04:05:53 pm
Spread potato people on Earth.
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 12, 2014, 05:04:14 pm
Tune: fix any damage the explosions and such may have done to Arcadia
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 06:10:06 pm
Tune: Summon a peaceful Bahamut to be my pet(( Careful there sport, you might end up turning your explosions into exBROsions. ))
Tune: fix the explosions and such in Arcadia
Post by: ckisocoa on June 12, 2014, 06:30:22 pm
AYYY RASPUTIN, LETS GO GRAB A DRINK, YEAH?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 06:53:14 pm
Tests pyrokenesis outside of hospital to make sure it still works.[3]It does not. Could just be because you're dehydrated still.
/me cracks neck[6]GOOD JOB. You are now the Secretary General or something...
EQUALLY DISTRIBUTE LEFTOVER RESOURCES TO THE PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION IN ORDER TO ACQUIRE LEADERSHIP
Inject pheromone directly into veins of test subjects.[6]It works about how you'd expect: which is to say you get to watch your test subjects going mad with lust.
Destroy the patriarchy and the kyriarchy, for fun.
[4]Kyriarchy done. Patriarchy prevails.
Me: Learn another PSI technique[8]You learn PSI Magnet without learning how to control it. You drain all of Superkid's Ki/Mana/PP/Whatever the hell we're calling it.
Super Six-year-old: Become immune to kryptonite.
[AUTO] It isn't in your nature to be immune to kryptonite.
((I used the robots as a character. I see them as a hivemind.))[6]Bye-bye automaton guy.
Kevak: disassemble the robot with elemental powers.
Equius: break things.
Sollux: get bored.
[5]You carefully and delicately hold a single bone china tea-cup drinking a curious tea from within. Then an explosion rocks the ship from where Kevak "disassembled" the robot. You break the handle off of the tea-cup and it crashes to the ground. You lament your brutal overSTRONGness. You hop to your feet in frustration, accidentally kicking the chair into the wall. It explodes on contact. D:
[AUTO]* already bored *
Cultists: Heal from wounds.[8]You consume strange mushrooms which heal you completely but cause you all to grow into giants and see things.
Cultists: If that fails try again!
Lyeos: One more time...[6]This time, now that Hazel-eyes has gotten back into the hang of things, a brilliant automaton is formed. It looks and functions much like a regular human, including using a synthesis involving sugar to power the robot and having a complex pseudo-digestive system.
Lyeos: Try harder...
"Hmm... that's pretty much how I look... Except the hair isn't quite right and I'm a little taller. And why did you make my breasts so big, you perv?" * slaps Lyeos * "Why is that even such a big deal in this century!?"
START UTILIZING THE STRATEGY[2]You're getting pwned by the Cheesistani Army right now.
APPOINT THE OTHER SCIZOR AS MY SECOND IN COMMAND
[2]He has fled and is hiding.
More potato shield worlds![2]NO!
Spread potato people on Earth.
[6]Okay. They land in Cheesistan, Kansas, Alberta, and Eire. Also, the group that went to Eire crashed into Big Ben. ( Because every time anything with aliens happens in the U.K. Big Ben takes a dive. )
Tune: Summon a peaceful Bahamut to be my pet[4]Uhhh... It summoned ok. And it's not immediately gonna blow everything up this time. It's also not gonna be your pet whatsoever, and tells you as much before flying away.
Tune: fix any damage the explosions and such may have done to Arcadia
[8] You're no fun, not letting me do the exBROsions and wording your rolls so that they're hard to make go screwy. Anyway, "'Tis a long and arduous process, taxing the resources of Arcadia such that all of the scientists, janitors, and cheese-makers cannot fulfill their duties because they are fixing the explosions. Your kingdom suffers, sire."
Use Necromancy to become GUPPY (I mean, I'm already half big cat, why not go full blast?)[6]YOU SUMMON FORTH THE DARK POWERS OF THE PET CEMETERY, COMMANDING THE DECEASED FELIDS TO ARISE!!!! THEY COME NOW FROM THE DEEPEST DARK OF HADES TO ATTACH TO YOUR ALREADY TITANIC BODY IN A GIGANTIC CAT BEARD. YOU BECOME THE ZOMBIE CATBEARD. (( If you had gotten a seven, you would've made it all the way to Guppy. ))
AYYY RASPUTIN, LETS GO GRAB A DRINK, YEAH?
[4]"Aughaugughhaa... * Russian gibberish *" You don't know if that was a yes or no.
Quote from: CMC, not Country Music Central
Giegue: Give Maria a hug[3]No... your weird psychological whatever won't let you show your affection physically right now, even though you deeply want to. You don't have the energy to fight it right now, so you don't.
Giegue: Finally find a place to relax... you need it so badly
[6]You find a dark, quiet place to finally rest.
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 06:56:01 pm
If it works, cuddle for the heck of it.
"To help you get a date with other guys, because it's important to them for some reason!"
((Also, check the dialogue I tacked on at the end of that post.))
Post by: ckisocoa on June 12, 2014, 07:00:08 pm
Learn Russian to be able to speak to Rasputin better.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 07:03:29 pm
Marchioness: "Why? And aren't you going to date me?"
Give Rasputin some of my Vodka regardless, maybe it will make him happy... or more drunk?(( A drunk Russian zombie that you have to kill 9 times and a Zombie Catbeard... I'm sensing a theme. ))
Learn Russian to be able to speak to Rasputin better.
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 07:05:26 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 12, 2014, 07:13:16 pm
Cultists: Destroy the communist revolution.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 07:14:26 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 07:17:01 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 07:24:19 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 07:29:29 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 07:32:07 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 07:35:45 pm
*Staring at a corner occurs, much focus is put into it.*
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 07:47:14 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 07:48:44 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 08:10:49 pm
Marchioness: * is perfectly visible. Has been the whole time. *
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 08:11:44 pm
Changing my actions.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 08:14:36 pm
"Nope, can't see you."((Why? ))
Changing my actions.
Marchioness: "Well, you're just blind then. I don't mind having a blind paramour."
Post by: Prophet on June 12, 2014, 08:14:52 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 08:17:53 pm
"I am not blind, and I am not your lover! If you would take a look at what I'm doing now..."
((I changed it to match the fact that she is, apparently, visible.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 08:24:16 pm
((Yeah, but... I know virtually nothing about Homestuck, so... Make it a good 'nu, and send them my way so Kevak can't use them for his evil purposes when they inevitably win? :D))(( HEY! I win sometimes! Just in the future! ))
Marchioness: "What about it?"
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FOR THE NEXT TROLLLLLLLLLLL
[6] SHIT. I already know that one from memory. I was really hoping it wouldn't happen so soon. WHY!?
... Kanaya Maryam.
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 08:28:48 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Send her my way. It says she's helpful! Plus, chainsaw! Hooray, fanart!
Assuming she wins.
I will root for her.
Yaaaay! I'm gonna be like smurfington's guy, but instead of being the Buttmonkey, I'm gonna have a group of friends/bodyguards! Woo!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 08:33:11 pm
"Yeah. I can see you."GM: SUMMON SUPER-MASSIVE HOMICIDIAL BERSERKER RAGE MADNESS AND GAIN AMAZING POWERS OF DESTROYING EVERYTHINGSpoiler (click to show/hide)
Send her my way. It says she's helpful! Plus, chainsaw! Hooray, fanart!
(( I'm sorry Gene Wilder, you can't make me happier than Kanaya makes me angry. ))
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2014, 08:34:15 pm
USE SCYTHER ASSASSINS TO KILL THE MILITARY COMMAND OF CHEESISTAN
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 08:34:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 12, 2014, 08:36:06 pm
GM: CONSUME DICE TO GAIN THEIR POWER![/color]
She makes you angry? How so?My dear boy, there is simply not enough time to explain. I have some ass-kicking to do.
Post by: Lyeos on June 12, 2014, 08:40:07 pm
Go Kanaya, who I don't know anything about other than she's very violent at times!
My dear woman, call in support! Namely, Lyeos!
I will ghost-take a bullet for this one, because I fail to see the problem here.
Are you sure you aren't doing this? (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AlternativeCharacterInterpretation)
Post by: ~Neri on June 12, 2014, 09:04:57 pm
Equius: attempt archery.
Sollux: get more bored and throw a ship at Alpha Centauri.
Post by: ~Neri on June 12, 2014, 09:22:35 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 12, 2014, 09:26:28 pm
Superkid (Age 7): Develop new reserves of Ki/PSI/Mana/PP/whatever we're calling it now.
((Power knocked out by storm. Posts may be intermittent depending on cell phone reception. Not that it had a big impact, but still.))
Post by: ~Neri on June 12, 2014, 09:27:14 pm
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 12, 2014, 11:22:46 pm
Throw a party. The kyriarchy's gone!
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 12, 2014, 11:31:26 pm
USE CAVERN SYSTEM IN ORDER TO STORM GOVERNMENT BUILDING UNNOTICED (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DIEoFHF2FY)
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 13, 2014, 12:29:43 am
Give potato people on earth super powers!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 01:11:50 pm
(( But first, lookit meh babby dragon!
(http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/39629/3962899_350.png)
(http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=3962899) ^3^ ))
EDIT: (( I forgot this was an arena turn. All you Kanaya supporters submit your attacks for her. All you me supporters, start suggesting things I can do. Keep in mind she is a vampire with a chain saw and I am a madman with no chainsaw. Plan accordingly. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 01:17:32 pm
Sylph of Space, she got all her freymotifs, she could make a singularity in the center of CMC and rip him to pieces.
((We're both for Kanaya))
((Hey... We're cool, right?))
Post by: Cynderbark on June 13, 2014, 01:20:06 pm
DRINK HIS BLOOD KANAYA
Post by: Toady One on June 13, 2014, 04:19:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 04:28:03 pm
I can't really tell what's going on. It's hard to jump into the middle of a long forum game. I do know that a lot of the double parentheses (OOC?) banter was attracting reports for flaming. I've deleted a lot of it in the hopes that things will quiet down. I can't permit the thread to keep going if the OP is going to fight with people, so please try to pull it together.(( Who the hell keeps watching without participating? All of the players are all in on the "flaming" mostly, or just working around it. ... I hate having an audience. See this is what happens when fame occurs. >.< Whoever's watching and not participating, either get in the game or go away. You have full license to yell at me, but if you're gonna get the thread locked then there's no point in even worrying about the OOC is there? I mean, "game stalled" and "game stopped" are two very different things. If offends you so much, don't come 'round. Besides, in the sort of nonsensical drivel that is this thread, the lines between OOC and IC are very blurry as quite often we're just BS'ing in the OOC. Our OOC is usually as much in-character as the game. And if you haven't gotten used to it by now, why haven't you given up? I mean there was that whole mess where Kevak and Prophet were latched onto me for like two pages of OOC. At any rate... Back to preparing the mega-post.))
(( Does anybody know who's doing this? Is it one of you participants?? ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 04:30:29 pm
(( Y'know what? ))
(( FLAME BAIT! ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 04:32:14 pm
((And where did your flying motorcycle go?))
((And where did my cracker with the plans for a cheestomic bomb go?))
Post by: Prophet on June 13, 2014, 04:34:59 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 04:35:39 pm
((Legitimate, game-related question. Where did my corpse go??))(( I have absolutely no idea. >.< That was so many turns ago...))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 05:16:20 pm
(( I have not yet finished assigning the buffs and auras to all the songs in my tracklist, I just figured y'all didn't care so I'd go ahead and post the roll for ya. Kevak and Lyeos, you can kvetch about any unfair imbalances you think you find in them. Also, I haven't acquired all the graphics and will edit them in later and notify. I also haven't done any of the rolls in the Arena yet, so please don't complain about it. Also Kanaya's equipment list isn't done either.))
Use newfound ability to see her to make it look exactly like her.[6]Good job.
If it works, cuddle for the heck of it.
"To help you get a date with other guys, because it's important to them for some reason!"
((Also, check the dialogue I tacked on at the end of that post.))
[5]Yep.
Marchioness: "Yes! That's it exactly! That's me! * gives Lyeos a gigantic thank-you hug *
Give Rasputin some of my Vodka regardless, maybe it will make him happy... or more drunk?[1]He drops the vodka on the ground, and the bottle shatters. A single tear comes out of your eye.
Learn Russian to be able to speak to Rasputin better.
[5]Русский является отличным языком, чтобы узнать! Вы учиться на него с помощью разговорник..
Prophet/Mirum: Destroy the communist revolution.[2]You fail to stop communism as the Communists don't think they should take orders from a giant shadow monster
Cultists: Destroy the communist revolution.
[8]Your traps over-throw communism instead but then go mad with power and try to establish a facist theocracy against your will.
DEPLOY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SCYTHERS AGAINST THE ENEMY[2]The traps and Cheesistani have killed all of your Scythers.
USE SCYTHER ASSASSINS TO KILL THE MILITARY COMMAND OF CHEESISTAN
[2]The traps also overthrew your revolt.
Kevak: disassemble more robots.[4]You disassemble the cleaning robot for fear that it has rebellion in its Central Processor.
Equius: attempt archery.
Sollux: get more bored and throw a ship at Alpha Centauri.
[AUTO] The bow breaks. Like it always does.
[4]You get even more bored. In fact, too bored to bother with doing something as stupid as that.
Me: Another PSI technique.[8]You learn PSI Shield, only you did it wrong and now you're trapped in a bubble.
Superkid (Age 7): Develop new reserves of Ki/PSI/Mana/PP/whatever we're calling it now.
((Power knocked out by storm. Posts may be intermittent depending on cell phone reception. Not that it had a big impact, but still.))
[8]You go into an uncontrollable super-power meltdown and start breaking stuff with your mind and your fists.
Devise a variant on the conventional tranq dart for improved range and penetration that I can use to inject the pheromone at distance.[2]It's not working right...
Throw a party. The kyriarchy's gone!
[7]Yay! The kyriarchy is gone! Everyone parties in the office.
INFILTRATE CHEESISTANI CAVERN SYSTEM[5]CATACOMBS INFLITRATED.
USE CAVERN SYSTEM IN ORDER TO STORM GOVERNMENT BUILDING UNNOTICED (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DIEoFHF2FY)
[7]You get inside the main government building and capture the president, holding him hostage.
Make this song (http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=_dm0Ksl7isc) infinitely loop in a random player's head.[7]Bring out the wheel of misfortune...
Give potato people on earth super powers!
Quote from: WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE
1.CaptainMcClellan[6]And great, now we're under siege from Ultrapotatoes. Oh well, I'll use all the power of this not being a 7 to have the Idahoans, Russians, and Irish counterattack with their prodigious potato consumption powers.
2.Lyeos
3.Smurfington
4.Beirus
5.Prophet
6.Kevak
7.Lolfail
8.Tune
9.Cynderbark
10.Ckisocoa
[7] Sorry lolfail, you have to listen to that for 30 minutes...
Quote from: Angry Shouty Person
CaptainMcClellan: Rescue the President.[7]I bust in through the window wielding weapons I pulled out of hammerspace, with a straw in my mouth. I aim my bayonette-rifle at Slowpoke's head. "Let 'im go an' we'll forget all about this, eh?"
Giegue: Nap.
Maria: Follow Mirum around to see what he's like.
[3]Now that you finally have the time you find yourself too restless to sleep.
[2]He's already snuck away to deal with the communists.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: CMC's equipment (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kanaya's equipment (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Track List (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Okay, so I read all that crap, and I'm confused now... (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on June 13, 2014, 05:28:34 pm
Sulk in room/cell.
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 05:34:36 pm
UBG:Search for Lyeos's corpse. Maybe we can find a Cleric...?
"Don't thank me until you can actually use it. But you're welcome."
*Examine it! What does my scanner say about it's appearance?*
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 13, 2014, 06:13:16 pm
Give potato people advanced technology.
Post by: Prophet on June 13, 2014, 06:45:30 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 06:57:53 pm
((Wait if they are trying to establish a theocracy wouldn't I be the leader of the theocracy since the cults religion is basically centered around me and being a trap? If so I assume that they will try to turn me into a figurehead if they succeed?))(( Yes, but you won't have actual power. Assuming they didn't just form an offshoot cult, that is.))
Post by: poketwo on June 13, 2014, 07:16:35 pm
MEGA EVOLVE
Post by: Prophet on June 13, 2014, 07:18:21 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 13, 2014, 07:23:05 pm
((If they did form a offshoot cult i'll just escape and destroy them. The only reason i'm not trying to do that right now is because I want to see what you guys will do about it. The reason why I will only try to destroy them if they are a offshoot is because well the only three things that seem to make my character mad so far are hurting children, damaging my temple, and messing with my cult. If they offshoot from my cult I count that as messing with my cult so yeah.))(( You also seem to be bothered when Giegue is upset, but yea, I know what you mean ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 13, 2014, 09:31:23 pm
CMC: Throw your MP3 player away in terror!
Yes, I'm joking.))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 13, 2014, 10:27:31 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on June 14, 2014, 12:03:13 am
Give him another bottle of Vodka.
Post by: Beirus on June 14, 2014, 01:23:08 am
Get this PSI Shield thing under control. +1 more ki bar fr competence if the first doesn't count for both rolls.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 02:06:42 am
(( Updating the doohickey and rolling for the arena. Mostly the latter over the former as I have been attempting and partially succeeding to have a life. Rolling for next turn yet to come. Patience and temperance lads, these be turbulent seas... ( I'm exhausted but some force drives me to do this tonight. It's almost as if I'm afraid to sleep... in fact, I am. I'm deeply perturbed and apprehensious and I don't know why. It seems like time's running out and I must make the best of that which I have left... and this, while not a very good usage, still seems preferable to sleep.) On the upshot, perhaps Kanaya will survive simply due to the excrutiation of trying to multi-task so many things... I am so tired... I better shut up though. To work with me! ))
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 15, 2014, 02:13:56 am
(( "Atempause" is such a soothing track for such a deeply disturbing game. ))
((Every track in that game could be considered soothing when compared to the game itself. Except maybe "My Innermost Apocalypse"))
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 02:15:12 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 03:10:12 am
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 03:25:12 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 03:27:56 am
CMC: Don't let genitals be cut off by chainsaw. ((Their my first arena command. :P )) ((Yes this is mostly a joke.))(( I like that command. I like that command a lot. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 03:32:40 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 03:54:04 am
((Even though its a joke really don't get them cut off.))(( No... Wasn't planning on it. Considered it, but no. I need them for things.))
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 03:55:41 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 03:57:24 am
((Things that we can't talk about on this site and wouldn't talk about even if we could.))(( Whut? What's wrong with having children? And what's wrong with talking about having children? Believe it or not, I actually want to raise genetic offspring and believe I am sufficiently capable of doing so. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 04:01:24 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 04:02:59 am
((I was talking about the way you make genetic offspring...))(( What of it? ))
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 04:08:14 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 15, 2014, 04:12:39 am
((*Stares at CMC.*))(( I'm decently sure that we all know how reproduction works. It's not like we're going to go into detail about it here. That would be grossly inappropriate. I'm just saying, that's what I would need my genitals for. At any rate... I am quite tired and have church in the morning, so I think this is good-night.))
Post by: Prophet on June 15, 2014, 04:14:50 am
Post by: Tune of Dwarves on June 15, 2014, 08:17:16 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 01:57:26 pm
(( Also, could you all do me a huge favour and click this link: http://freecode.steamwalletgiftcards.com/?id=24672
It's one of those free Steam card websites and I need 8 visitors to it to claim my code. ( Yes I know it's probably/mostly a scam, but if it churns one out then I can get new games. :3 ) ))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 16, 2014, 03:34:20 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 03:44:31 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 06:15:57 pm
(It's a scam, I'm afraid. I encountered it last week.)( Yeah. )
(( Hey everybody. I'm giving up on life. You guys can elect someone to run the RTD in my stead I'm gonna wait until something or someone kills me. I might post in the new guys version, I don't really care much about anything anymore, because human life has just been invalidated. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 06:18:24 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 06:24:55 pm
((Alright, that's it. PM me your problems, I honestly can't promise that I'll be able to help, but at the very least I'll listen and do my best. Is it girl problems? It's girl problems, isn't it? Horrible me being horrible with my thought processes aside, seriously, we need to talk about this.))(( No. What I've been predicting for eight years has finally come to pass ( Yes, I've been predicting horrible scenarios since I was 10 ) there are sentient robots and human life is obsolete. My girl problems are beyond relevant as I no longer have to worry about reproducing any more. You know what's even worse about these sentient robots? They're "civil rights activists". Good job world, you finally broke me. Lyeos, you can take over. You can have your lesbian vampire troll. Give Tune his time-travel, my ability to give a shit has died. My ability to have faith and hope in humanity has died. Now the future can only be a hellish existence not worth bringing my children into, so I'm not going to even bother, so my future and my primary motivation has died. I can't do anything about it, so even my primary aspect, my insane idealistic rage, has also died. I am just a husk waiting for the death of the body because the last utterances of my soul are now dead.))
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 06:28:19 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on June 16, 2014, 06:30:59 pm
Please talk to us in PMs, these posts are scary.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 06:34:15 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 07:13:53 pm
Lyeos, you can take over.((No.))
You can have your lesbian vampire troll.((Yes please!))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 07:46:55 pm
(( Well, if you won't take over, you'll have to find someone who will let Kanaya in. Most likely if you or Kevak don't take over, it'll either be Tune or nobody. I guess I'll be kinda sad to see this game die, but really, does it matter? :/ ))Lyeos, you can take over.((No.))You can have your lesbian vampire troll.((Yes please!))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 16, 2014, 07:55:57 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 07:58:14 pm
((It does matter. Please don't go.))(( I can't even think of a response... >.< ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 08:01:54 pm
((It does matter. Please don't go.))((Seconded. You're a pretty cool guy, CMC, whether you realize it or not. Hang in there.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 08:05:38 pm
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
(( Really? I thought I was prone to "making bigoted rants" and ... other... shit. Reasons why I suck. They go here. ))((It does matter. Please don't go.))((Seconded. You're a pretty cool guy, CMC, whether you realize it or not. Hang in there.))
(( What am I hanging around for? Even if the world is saved.. I won't live to see it. Not even this little imaginary world has a chance, and it's only run by a handful of people. What's to be said about the one run by a billion or so?))
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 08:13:39 pm
(( What am I hanging around for? Even if the world is saved.. I won't live to see it. Not even this little imaginary world has a chance, and it's only run by a handful of people. What's to be said about the one run by a billion or so?))
((To be fair, this little imaginary world is filled with people actively trying to screw it over, and success is simply determined by a roll of the dice rather than any real skill or ability. Or logic, for that matter. Point is, reality isn't real for this little world. As for the big one? Yeah. It sucks, no need to tell me. But, there are people actively trying to fix what we've screwed up even if their methods are a bit silly with our current level of technology - lookin' at you, green energy people!.))
(( Really? I thought I was prone to "making bigoted rants" and ... other... shit. Reasons why I suck. They go here. ))((Oh, come off it. I'm much worse than you are all around, yeah, you've made 'em, but you aren't a bad guy. Point is, we all screw up at some point, dust yourself off and move on. If it'll help, I like you, I care, you seem like a cool guy, so... We're gonna do this Civ 5 style. Something something public declaration of friendship something something, Y/N?))
((Also, might be best to take this to PM's. Just a thought.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 09:05:34 pm
(( You're the one who keeps on insisting on bringing this into the public. As long as you say something, my fucking ego won't let me stop. Besides, I'm at the point where pain and seething rage meets a calm fearlessness that borders on the dangerous... While I promise you, because I have at least recovered this much, I won't harm a living thing ( except for these fucking ants that are trying to make me into a meal ) I can and will argue with the Toad even. So just go ahead and keep stretching this out as long as you please. I'm here all night, every night. Hehhehheh. I've gotten so good at this shit, that I can recover from a full existential crisis in the span of two hours. How's that? Hehheh. Eh... I don't want to get kicked off this forum, I just decided that now. So, I guess I had better play by the rules. If the fucking twat who keeps reporting me to the Toad does so again, I will argue with ToadyOne for as long as I have rant. So, if you guys find him first, be sure to hang him upside down by his boxers. Hah. ))(( What am I hanging around for? Even if the world is saved.. I won't live to see it. Not even this little imaginary world has a chance, and it's only run by a handful of people. What's to be said about the one run by a billion or so?))
((To be fair, this little imaginary world is filled with people actively trying to screw it over, and success is simply determined by a roll of the dice rather than any real skill or ability. Or logic, for that matter. Point is, reality isn't real for this little world. As for the big one? Yeah. It sucks, no need to tell me. But, there are people actively trying to fix what we've screwed up even if their methods are a bit silly with our current level of technology - lookin' at you, green energy people!.))
(( Yeah. But the one given charge of its caretaking could well defend it, even minding the dice. He simply doesn't in order to try to maintain fairness. I guess I would much prefer you guys fucking this world than the real one. Isn't that the whole damn point of these kind of games? That and laughs and drinks and camaraderie. So anyway... ))(( Really? I thought I was prone to "making bigoted rants" and ... other... shit. Reasons why I suck. They go here. ))((Oh, come off it. I'm much worse than you are all around, yeah, you've made 'em, but you aren't a bad guy. Point is, we all screw up at some point, dust yourself off and move on. If it'll help, I like you, I care, you seem like a cool guy, so... We're gonna do this Civ 5 style. Something something public declaration of friendship something something, Y/N?))
((Also, might be best to take this to PM's. Just a thought.))
Post by: Lyeos on June 16, 2014, 09:19:06 pm
((I answered yes, assuming that the issue is "Should CMC give up in the Arena like he said he did, thus allowing Lyeos to gain his NPC.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 09:22:56 pm
(( The Lyeos Empire and Captain McClellan's Tribe are now friends. ))
(( Yes, update. Soon. Soooooooonnnnn))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 16, 2014, 11:40:19 pm
Post by: Lyeos on June 18, 2014, 11:12:18 pm
(( Yes, update. Soon. Soooooooonnnnn))
Hnnnnngghhhhh.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 20, 2014, 03:56:05 am
Post by: Prophet on June 20, 2014, 04:02:07 am
Post by: Beirus on June 20, 2014, 11:13:24 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 20, 2014, 08:24:04 pm
((Wait, since I'm in the arena now, do I get Arena rolls too?))(( I guess. ))
Post by: Lyeos on June 20, 2014, 08:24:58 pm
Beirus: Kick CMC in the shin!
Post by: poketwo on June 24, 2014, 02:12:46 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 25, 2014, 04:33:22 pm
((Its kinda off topic, but I want to ask anyways. So, is anything I do in this thread affect any of your lives??? Just asking, not depressed or questioning my importance in the world.))(( You have the market cornered on Communist Revolution so far. :P ))
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2014, 06:26:27 pm
((Do you know the funny thing about it. I'm not actually a communist. I'm ok with corporations, but they DO need more regulation. Also providing more resources for space conquest....))((Its kinda off topic, but I want to ask anyways. So, is anything I do in this thread affect any of your lives??? Just asking, not depressed or questioning my importance in the world.))(( You have the market cornered on Communist Revolution so far. :P ))
Post by: Prophet on June 25, 2014, 08:24:16 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 25, 2014, 08:28:02 pm
((I hate communism but I also hate corporations so yeah.))(( No, no, I think you are confusing fascism with communism. That's okay. 98% of everyone does. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on June 25, 2014, 08:30:02 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 25, 2014, 08:34:08 pm
(98% of everyone in America, anyway. No idea about the rates in other countries.)(( Yeah. ))
(( HEY EVERYONE: ADD ME ON STEAM! I am saturnstarinc ))
(( Also, I'm gonna try and update before the night's out. So... hopefully that works as planned. ))
Post by: Prophet on June 25, 2014, 08:34:47 pm
((If I can find you i'll add you but I have not be playing on steam a lot lately so yeah.))
Post by: poketwo on June 25, 2014, 08:54:59 pm
((and now random advertisement!!! Play my new RTD, witch you play me!!! YAY FOR SELF SATISFACTION OF EGO.))
Post by: Prophet on June 25, 2014, 09:19:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 27, 2014, 04:10:15 am
Dramatic Music Plays While you read the remainder of this paragraph (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLuW-GBaJ8k) I know, I know. You've been waiting for a week and stopped believing this update was coming. Guess what, it's here! And it's amazing!
Send Maria this message. "Sorry about leaving. I had to go fight against a revolution. After we had won my men have turned on me and have captured me[1]The cultists intercept this message and it never reaches its recipient.
so it might be a while before I see you and Giegue again." ((I'm just going to assume that my cultist have captured me.))
Sulk in room/cell.
[5]You sulk.
Lyeos:Eh. Purchase that book about possession.[1]Out of Stock.
UBG:Search for Lyeos's corpse. Maybe we can find a Cleric...?
"Don't thank me until you can actually use it. But you're welcome."
*Examine it! What does my scanner say about it's appearance?*
[4]You're out walking, looking for Lyeos's corpse. *Squeeesh* You look down at your foot. Oops. Well on the upside, you found it.
More potato people![1]Nope. The spawning of potato people is done.
Give potato people advanced technology.
[5]They have tech that is slightly more advanced than the humans' but it's not really enough to give them a combat advantage.
BUILD MORE SCYTHER SPAWNERS[4]You build an additional Scyther Spawner.
MEGA EVOLVE
[2]The GM presses B.
FORCE PRESIDENT TO DECLARE TEMPORARY EXTRATERRITORIALITY OF CAPITAL, FORCING CMC TO RETURN INSIDE BORDERS OF CHEESISTAN[3]Such a complex legality would require more than the President's orders.
Приходите и выпить со мной черт возьми.[7]Rasptuin agrees.
Give him another bottle of Vodka.
[2]You don't have another bottle.
Teach Superkid to control his powers. +1 Ki bar for competence[1+1]You're stumped at how to deal with the issue.
Get this PSI Shield thing under control. +1 more ki bar fr competence if the first doesn't count for both rolls.
[1+1]Still stuck.
(( That's two Ki bars remaining, yeah? ))
Quote from: GM
CaptainMcClellan: Rescue the President[7]I shoot LSP in the arm, grab the president and pull him behind me, then retrain my gun on LSP.
"Are you ready to give up yet?"
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on June 27, 2014, 02:38:21 pm
UBG: Take it to a Cleric...
Post by: Prophet on June 27, 2014, 02:44:28 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 27, 2014, 04:11:40 pm
Post by: Beirus on June 27, 2014, 04:15:05 pm
Me: Teach Super kid to get himself under control. +1 Ki bar
Me: Try to fix that PSI Shield thing again. +1 Ki bar
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 27, 2014, 04:16:30 pm
((I didn't get more Ki bars after using PSI Magnet? ))(( It's been a week, rather than look it up, we'll just say yes. You have 3 Ki bars left after your last turn. ))
Post by: poketwo on June 27, 2014, 05:51:59 pm
AMASS MORE SCYTHERS
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 27, 2014, 11:56:44 pm
REMIND THE GM THAT I DESTROYED THE B BUTTON.GM: When?
Post by: poketwo on June 28, 2014, 08:36:06 am
RIGHT BEFORE I EVOLVED INTO SCIZORREMIND THE GM THAT I DESTROYED THE B BUTTON.GM: When?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 02:07:54 am
GM: "Oh."RIGHT BEFORE I EVOLVED INTO SCIZORREMIND THE GM THAT I DESTROYED THE B BUTTON.GM: When?
GM fixes the B button and then presses it.
Post by: Prophet on June 29, 2014, 02:09:48 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 02:13:34 am
((I just assumed that you had a extra B button but that works too.))(( I do, it's just less effort this way. XD ))
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 29, 2014, 02:36:54 am
GENOCIDE
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 03:23:05 am
I'm bored. Well, when in doubt,:|
GENOCIDE
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 29, 2014, 03:27:12 am
Post by: Prophet on June 29, 2014, 03:33:54 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 03:40:37 am
((Potato.))((Po-tah-to))
((did you miss me ;D))(( Surprisingly yes. ))
((Also, everyone. I am having a moment. I don't know exactly. It's one of those things that happens sometimes when I am hit with like... it feels like a brain scarring. However, usually when it happens, if I don't push myself any at all I can answer just about any question and am much smarter than I usually am. I don't know how long it will last before it gives way to sleep, but if you have anything you want to know the answer to, let me take a crack at it.))
Post by: Prophet on June 29, 2014, 03:45:50 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2014, 03:52:35 am
((What is the square root of pi?))(( I... Firstly, the moment passed. Secondly, I don't have pi memorized and don't feel like calculating it. Moreover, I only partially remember how to take the square root of numbers. I can tell you this much though, it's between 1 and 2, closer to 2. If I had to guess, I'd say... between 1.6 and 1.8, but no greater than 1.85. And of course, it's irrational because it was derived from pi, so I couldn't tell you with any kind of exactitude anyway.))
Post by: Prophet on June 29, 2014, 04:02:47 am
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on June 29, 2014, 04:08:45 am
Post by: Prophet on June 29, 2014, 04:17:31 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on June 29, 2014, 04:22:23 am
"I EXPECT YOU TO BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES"
Post by: Lolfail0009 on June 30, 2014, 08:51:24 am
Rethink life choices.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 02, 2014, 03:29:24 am
((After a period of self-discovery))(( Oh. What? ))
Rethink life choices.
Post by: Lyeos on July 03, 2014, 08:35:04 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 04, 2014, 04:58:10 am
((Update is what.))(( Remind me on the 5th or 6th, I'm going to a party later today and I'm already in desperate need of sleep. Besides, I'm desperately trying to console a friend with some serious issues and accrue the money requisite to go see my girlfriend before she explodes. Not to mention trying to get my college affairs straight and many other distracting real life things. ))
Post by: Lyeos on July 05, 2014, 07:34:30 pm
Oh! Another thread reminded me!
A trap is not me! :PI have a few ideas.Attempts to get to ceesistan faster."Hah! Check out the first page for rules on actions! Hah! Kevak will never find a Trap appropriate for me!"
Post by: smurfingtonthethird on July 06, 2014, 12:58:50 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2014, 02:48:06 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 10, 2014, 05:39:03 am
Lyeos:Download a PDF. Like I do for tabletops and whatnot.[3]Error 404-File not found.
UBG: Take it to a Cleric...
[7]You carefully pick up the remains of Lyeos and gently hold them in your hands as if they were sparrow eggs. Then you carefully bring them to Ckisocoa.
Sulk more.[3]Noone but the GM can sulk right now.
((I didn't get more Ki bars after using PSI Magnet? ))[8+1] He actually knocks himself out from focusing too hard
Me: Teach Super kid to get himself under control. +1 Ki bar
Me: Try to fix that PSI Shield thing again. +1 Ki bar
[1+1]... But the PSI Shield persists.
REMIND THE GM THAT I DESTROYED THE B BUTTON.[6]GM is made aware of this, but he fixed it so whatever.
AMASS MORE SCYTHERS
[4]You catch about 10 more.
I'm bored. Well, when in doubt,[1]Fuck you. *bats you back into deepspace with the Home-Run Bat *
GENOCIDE
WHIP OUT SURPRISE SCYTHER[5]I back up. "What are you gonna do with that?"
"I EXPECT YOU TO BE REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES"
[5]"This won't end well for you, y'know." * I leave with the President *
((After a period of self-discovery))[2]There's no time to think when you have "Flash advertizements!" Pop-ups everywhere for you.
Rethink life choices.
Quote from: Me
CaptainMcClellan: Get tired of everything and start making weapons of mass destruction.[7]Yay! Happy Happy Fun Bomb of Instant Death is now.
Maria: Rest along side Giegue for now.
[8]MORE COMA.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: Lyeos on July 10, 2014, 05:41:54 am
Lyeos: Ebay?
Lyeos: Take a nap.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 10, 2014, 06:23:33 am
Post by: Beirus on July 10, 2014, 11:26:25 am
Arena Beirus: PK Starstorm!
Arena Beirus: Finish with a Shoryuken.
And now back to non-arena shenanigans.
Super-kid: Sleep. Dream.
Beirus: Fix the PSI Shield.
Post by: Prophet on July 10, 2014, 01:38:54 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2014, 01:17:19 am
Post by: ckisocoa on July 15, 2014, 03:37:19 pm
Find out what the hell has been going on while I've been gone.
Poke CMC
Post by: WillowLuman on July 15, 2014, 03:40:40 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on July 15, 2014, 03:43:44 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on July 15, 2014, 03:49:30 pm
15:48 - moof: I posted and Hugo told me you were taking a week break,.
15:48 - Cappy!: And by that he means "I'm being polite about my friend being muted."
15:48 - Cappy!: :3
15:48 - Cappy!: Thank him for me.
Post by: poketwo on July 15, 2014, 06:06:56 pm
CAUSE CHAOS IN THE CHEESISTAN MILITARY
Post by: Lyeos on July 17, 2014, 10:26:13 pm
Quote from: Lyeos
Kanaya, use Beirus as a human shield whenever he uses PK Starstorm?[8]You get into a heated bid war, your pride overwhelming your frugality. You get the book... at 1235$
Lyeos: Ebay?
Lyeos: Take a nap.
[7]Once it hits you that you really just spent 1.2k on a book for a girl that you only kind of know, you become severely disappointed in yourself. Like most of us, there is only one way to deal with that sort of weariness... a good long, nap. Rest well friend.
Quote from: Lord Slowpoke
ESTABLISH NEW CONSTITUION OF CHEESISTAN, BASED ON SUCH VIRTUES AS BACON, ELECTRIFICATION, AND DENTAL FLOSS.[8]Yay! You are now at war with the Republic, creating a 5th faction vying for control of the Cheesistani region. Better get your army together.
Quote from: Beirus
Thattaboy Beirus, we'll keep her out of Cheesistan! :D * gives Beirus a totally worthless badge of achievement that I just drew in GIMP. *
Arena Beirus: Fuck forfeiting, I'm in it to win it. PK Kiai!
Arena Beirus: PK Starstorm!
Arena Beirus: Finish with a Shoryuken.
And now back to non-arena shenanigans.
Super-kid: Sleep. Dream.
Beirus: Fix the PSI Shield.
[2]Nope. Too freaked out.
[6]Yay! Victory is yours! The PSI Shield dissipates.
Quote from: Prophet
Try to develop a new magical power![6]You develop a way to mentally scratch your back by channeling mana. Good job. :)
Quote from: Ckisocoa
These last couple of weeks have been killer, ugh.Yeah, no kidding. Anyways...
Find out what the hell has been going on while I've been gone.
Poke CMC
[AUTO]Things. Things have been happening. For example, the Uber Bone Golem just dropped Lyeos's corpse in front of you to fix. Also, I'm decently sure Rasputin is still waiting for you.
[AUTO]Nu... I'm elsewhere plotting world domination! ( jk, I'll roll for it. )
[5]You cast "dowze" on your finger and use it to find me in my SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR. You poke me in the back and I spaz out, dropping everything on the floor.
Quote from: poketwo
START TRAINING THE SCYTHERS FOR WARFirst, welcome back poketwo! It's been a bit. ( Or, it feels like it has anyway. )
CAUSE CHAOS IN THE CHEESISTAN MILITARY
[7]TEN-HUT. You whip all of your Scythers into shape with the power of Stalinist brutality and Leninist dogma. Congrats.
[5]You start an automated gossip/blackmail machine that makes everyone in the military miserable.
Quote from: myself
CMC: Poke Ckisocoa in revenge
Giegue: Sense that something's wrong with Maria and get help.Quote[4]The revenge poke is much less spectacular.
[2]More oblivious than... * insert clever analogy/pop culture reference *
Post by: Prophet on July 18, 2014, 02:43:26 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2014, 03:10:26 pm
COUNTER PLOT AGAINST PROPHET
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 21, 2014, 09:22:51 pm
Post by: Lyeos on July 21, 2014, 09:25:14 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 21, 2014, 09:36:28 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on July 21, 2014, 09:43:35 pm
Рука Распутин с русского на английский перевод тома.
Post by: Beirus on July 21, 2014, 09:45:43 pm
Edit: Also, good to see you back, CMC.
Post by: Prophet on July 21, 2014, 09:49:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on July 21, 2014, 09:53:04 pm
Hey Beirus... do you still want to fight Kanaya? I'm weakening to the universal pressure to let her go into Cheesistan. In return, I require a sacrifice of 1000000 Tumblrites, 500000 ardent Homestuck fans, 250000 scary fanart producers, and 100000 SJW and 1 Googleplex of Hussie-clones and any blood required has to be supplied by a heterosexual male player character and be AB+. Also, we will need a ukelele and a banjo. Don't ask why. I'll bring the cigars and the cigar-box guitar and everyone may bring a single dish to the party. Oh yes. And I'll need some tobacco for my pipe. And a pipe for the tobacco. And some other things... Things rare and strange and obscure. And a 5$ donation from everyone to my Paypal account and like... I dunno. For you all to join rewards sites on my referral. And a foot massage. And a brainwashing device... And college tuition. And a box fan. Yes. Acquire these things. And if Beirus forfeits, I'll let Kanaya into Cheesistan. Probably. Maybe.DON'T LET THE HOMESUCKS IN. YOU WILL BE INVADED BY COUNTLESS FANGIRLS WHO LIKE DRAMA MORE THAN ACTUAL STORY.
Post by: Lyeos on July 21, 2014, 09:54:35 pm
Also, bonus points if you know what this is referencing. (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4w59gepTvmc)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 21, 2014, 09:57:25 pm
Sweet, I'm O-, therefore exempt from the blood bit!Just for that cockiness, you are now a backup source of blood to feed the Twipire. Also, you get to be the one to cover her in grey paint so that I don't burst in to flames/kill things whenever I see her. Can't do that luminescent bullshit.
Also, bonus points if you know what this is referencing. (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4w59gepTvmc)
Two are already here. And the story is f***ing stupid, so why the hell does it matter which part of that stupid shit they like better?Hey Beirus... do you still want to fight Kanaya? I'm weakening to the universal pressure to let her go into Cheesistan. In return, I require a sacrifice of 1000000 Tumblrites, 500000 ardent Homestuck fans, 250000 scary fanart producers, and 100000 SJW and 1 Googleplex of Hussie-clones and any blood required has to be supplied by a heterosexual male player character and be AB+. Also, we will need a ukelele and a banjo. Don't ask why. I'll bring the cigars and the cigar-box guitar and everyone may bring a single dish to the party. Oh yes. And I'll need some tobacco for my pipe. And a pipe for the tobacco. And some other things... Things rare and strange and obscure. And a 5$ donation from everyone to my Paypal account and like... I dunno. For you all to join rewards sites on my referral. And a foot massage. And a brainwashing device... And college tuition. And a box fan. Yes. Acquire these things. And if Beirus forfeits, I'll let Kanaya into Cheesistan. Probably. Maybe.DON'T LET THE HOMESUCKS IN. YOU WILL BE INVADED BY COUNTLESS FANGIRLS WHO LIKE DRAMA MORE THAN ACTUAL STORY.
Post by: Beirus on July 21, 2014, 10:19:11 pm
Post by: Prophet on July 21, 2014, 10:27:02 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 23, 2014, 03:09:27 pm
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: Beirus on July 23, 2014, 03:57:39 pm
Beirus: PSI Shield
Beirus: PSI Life - up (or whatever the healing one I know is)
Beirus: HADOKEN!
Non-arena commands
Beirus: Train to hone physical martial arts skills.
Superperson: Wake up
((How old is super kid now?))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 23, 2014, 04:24:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 04, 2014, 09:57:22 pm
My update went poof
This GM is super pissed.
I guess I'll reroll.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 04, 2014, 10:23:00 pm
I'll try to recall the rolls
I think I've got this.
Plot the doom of the Scyther Faction![3]You can plot all you like, but you're still a captive.
START DOING SUPRISE HIT AND RUN RAIDS ON THE CHEESISTAN MILITARY, TO LOWER MORAL[6] Your guerilla tactics are quite effective.
COUNTER PLOT AGAINST PROPHET
[4]Your plot is brilliant
Flawless and tactfully done
Too bad it's pointless
Sleep while whatsherface reads the dang book.[3] You find yourself too tired to sleep.
Help CMC pick up things he had dropped[8] You see, there were a bunch of comicbook mutogenic chemicals. Have fun with you freakish mutations.
Рука Распутин с русского на английский перевод тома.
[5]Это будет 2150 рублей пожалуйста.
Arena commands
Beirus: PSI Shield
Beirus: PSI Life - up (or whatever the healing one I know is)
Beirus: HADOKEN!
Non-arena commands
Beirus: Train to hone physical martial arts skills.
Superperson: Wake up
((How old is super kid now?))
[1] What physical skills? Are you not still an energy creature?
[2] A dirth of sharp words
And witty comments to say
"Your request's denied."
(( This is the only one I had to reroll... I remembered the rest. ))
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Drink the surviving vial, hoping it's the one that gives you angel wings.[7]HELL YEA! About time something awesome happened to me. Even if it was totally pointless
Maria: Miraculously spontaneously recover.
[4]You awaken for a brief time, then it's back to coma land.
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: Beirus on August 04, 2014, 10:27:01 pm
Me: Train energy-based martial arts skills, then.
Superperson: Dream.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 04, 2014, 10:39:15 pm
((Aww, we can't go with generic punch and kick for Kanaya?))
(( Nah. Too boring. ))
Post by: Lyeos on August 04, 2014, 10:39:37 pm
Kanaya:Leech Life again
Kanaya: Use Beirus as a human shield.
In. That. Order.
Post by: poketwo on August 04, 2014, 11:03:09 pm
SEND AGENTS TO INFILTRAIT THE CHEESISTAN BUREAUCRACY
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 05, 2014, 04:53:09 pm
Also, finally identified the virus that's been screwing with my mouse so yay! I don't have to keep restarting my computer.
Post by: Beirus on August 05, 2014, 06:17:48 pm
Shoryuken!
PSI Lifeup!
PK Kiai!
Post by: Lyeos on August 05, 2014, 06:18:35 pm
Leech Life!
Chainsaw!
Post by: Prophet on August 05, 2014, 08:58:42 pm
Post by: poketwo on August 28, 2014, 07:27:59 pm
THE SCYTHERS HAVE TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN AND RENAMED IT
The people's democratic empire of scythian cheesistan
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALSO INVADING EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THEY OPENED THAT PORTAL TO THEIR HOME WORLD.
YOU MUST STOP THEM, AND TAKE BACK CHEESISTAN!!!
GOOD LUCK SOLDIER.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 29, 2014, 04:19:38 pm
IN THE YEAR OF 201X, SOMETHING HAPPENED.=_= I'm in college, not dead.
THE SCYTHERS HAVE TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN AND RENAMED IT
The people's democratic empire of scythian cheesistan
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALSO INVADING EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THEY OPENED THAT PORTAL TO THEIR HOME WORLD.
YOU MUST STOP THEM, AND TAKE BACK CHEESISTAN!!!
GOOD LUCK SOLDIER.
Update soon. Still not home yet, just checking in.
Post by: ckisocoa on September 01, 2014, 05:46:37 pm
Necro the thread.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 02, 2014, 10:59:44 pm
((Aww, we can't go with generic punch and kick for Kanaya?))[8]You ascend to the dream world. Roll to Wake Up.
Me: Train energy-based martial arts skills, then.
Superperson: Dream.
[2]No. Roll to Wake Up.
Get whatsherface to read the dang book.[1]ILLITERACY ENSUES.
Kanaya:Leech Life again
Kanaya: Use Beirus as a human shield.
In. That. Order.
COUNTINUE TO USE HIT AND RUN RAIDS AGAINST THE CHEESISTAN MILITARY AT SEAMININGLY RANDOM POINTS OF TIMEI'm feeling an overwhelming sense of deja vu... I don't like that. COMA. Roll to wake up.
SEND AGENTS TO INFILTRAIT THE CHEESISTAN BUREAUCRACY
New arena commands for Beirus
Shoryuken!
PSI Lifeup!
PK Kiai!
Chainsaw!
Leech Life!
Chainsaw!
Try to possess someone using my shadow powers![7]Conglaturation. You possess the false prophet of your cult and regain control using him as a convenient puppet whilst you can now freely roam the world without having to worry about the well being of your cultists... for now.
IN THE YEAR OF 201X, SOMETHING HAPPENED.[3]NO. Side-plot aborted.
THE SCYTHERS HAVE TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN AND RENAMED IT
The people's democratic empire of scythian cheesistan
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALSO INVADING EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THEY OPENED THAT PORTAL TO THEIR HOME WORLD.
YOU MUST STOP THEM, AND TAKE BACK CHEESISTAN!!!
GOOD LUCK SOLDIER.
Do a backflip.[8]You backflip and land on your head. Coma. Roll to wake up.
Necro the thread.
[8]IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIIIIIIIIVE. Boss 3: The thread itself. Roll to wake up.
Quote from: CMC
Maria: Roll to Wake Up.[3]No. Coma. Roll to wake Up.
CMC: Revive interest in thread.
Giegue: Do something.
[4]Ughhhhh....
[3]Giegue: "Nah..."
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Post by: blazing glory on September 02, 2014, 11:06:05 pm
Annoy everyone and everything with my complete and utter lack of knowledge of what this RtD is about and me completely ignoring anything that might tell me about it.
But first,dramatically kick open the cell door.
Post by: Prophet on September 02, 2014, 11:10:04 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on September 03, 2014, 07:02:52 am
If I awaken, then Attempt to find the source of my issues to deal with them properly.
Also replying on mobile is sooooooo fun. :P
Post by: Lyeos on September 04, 2014, 12:49:49 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 04, 2014, 04:03:11 pm
GATHER THE TROLLS THAT ARE IN CHEESISTAN
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 09, 2014, 09:37:09 am
Crash the party.[8]ANNOYANCE ACHIEVED. TIS ONLY TWO COMMANDS PER ONE CHARACTER OR ONE EACH FOR MULTIPLE CHARACTERS, UP TO FIVE CHARACTERS. YOU ARE DEMOTED AND YOUR ROLLS ARE PENALIZED BY -2 NEXT TURN.
Annoy everyone and everything with my complete and utter lack of knowledge of what this RtD is about and me completely ignoring anything that might tell me about it.
But first,dramatically kick open the cell door.
Go find Maria and Giegue.[5]You get a general feel for their location.
Wake up.[6]* da-nun-nuh-nuh! * Revived.
If I awaken, then Attempt to find the source of my issues to deal with them properly.
Also replying on mobile is sooooooo fun. :P
[7] ... You succeed flawlessly, but I don't know what you mean so I'm going to assume all of the possibilities.
- You get therapy for your psychological issues.
- You get mad science to resolve any unuseful mutations
- You get therapy for the psychological issues caused by the mad science.
- You find the source of the issues of your favourite comic.
- You find the source of all the political issues in Cheesistan.*
- You find and correct the source of the weird taste in the hashbrowns.
- You find a weird legal precedent that may allow you amnesty from responsibility for all destructive actions thusfar.
- You find the off switch for my doomsday device.
- You found a plate of fresh nachos and claim them for yourself.
- You already voided your bladder recently enough that that's not an issue.
"Read the dang book!"[4]Marchioness: Attempt to read
[3]Failure.
CUT UP COMA[5]Uhhhh....
GATHER THE TROLLS THAT ARE IN CHEESISTAN
[4]'Kay. You've got Kanaya. Now what?
Quote from: FISHHHHHTACCCCCCOOOOOOOOO
CMC: Go mess with something electrical.[3]Mild electric shock. Nothing interesting happens.
Maria: WAKE
Kanaya: Do something totally benign.
[8]You wake up totally paralyzed.
[1]You step on a land mine and blow up a street. GOOD JOB.
Quote from: Meta-action
Cappy: Shameless self promotion of burgeoning Youtube career?[3]Only if someone asks about it.
Cappy: Thank everyone for returning to the game after the hiatus.
[6] :) You're all really great, you know that.
* The politics and socioeconomics of having four different nations under one state each vying for control of said state. Basically it's a miniature Middle East in many ways, except scary in a whole different way that can only exist in the realm of insanity instead of harsh and grim sanity.
Post by: blazing glory on September 09, 2014, 10:04:28 am
Post by: poketwo on September 09, 2014, 04:00:53 pm
START THE BLOOD RITUAL
Oh Armok, God of Blood. May we be blessed by great combat skill and ability in the comming battle. We shall sacrafice this trolls blood for this blessing of course.
Post by: Prophet on September 09, 2014, 05:12:23 pm
Go to Giegue/Maria's general location.
Post by: ckisocoa on September 09, 2014, 08:35:07 pm
Teleport nachos to Gigue.
Post by: Lyeos on September 11, 2014, 08:58:16 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Welp! Afterlife time!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 12, 2014, 11:21:17 am
GET OUT OF COMA
START THE BLOOD RITUAL
Oh Armok, God of Blood. May we be blessed by great combat skill and ability in the comming battle. We shall sacrafice this trolls blood for this blessing of course.
Quote from: Armok
NO! HER BLOOD IS THE WRONG COLOUR! I DEMAND PROPER SACRIFICE. TORCH SOME DWARVES, KILL SOME HUMANS, AND SET THINGS ON FIRE AND I MIGHT CONSIDER TAKING YOUR PATHETIC UNDWARVENLY, WRONG-COLOURED SACRIFICE. I, ARMOK, HAVE SPOKEN.
Post by: poketwo on September 12, 2014, 04:06:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 13, 2014, 03:43:09 am
Kick down the cell door.[1] Leg broken.
GET OUT OF COMA[3]No.
START THE BLOOD RITUAL
Oh Armok, God of Blood. May we be blessed by great combat skill and ability in the comming battle. We shall sacrafice this trolls blood for this blessing of course.
[1]Technically, even though you're plying for his favour in your mental realm, you cannot physically start the blood ritual. The "virgin" sacrifice also has a chainsaw, so you're boned.
DANCE![2]You embarrass yourself in front of millions.
Go to Giegue/Maria's general location.
[4]You flee in shame, in the general direction of the people you're looking for kinda.
Create skynet.[4]You create the Revolutionary Birthday Card from Futurama who tries to paper-cut you to death. Success?
Teleport nachos to Gigue.
[2]Who said you had that ability? Or even know where they are.
[4]You ascend to Cloud 8½. It's a far cry from any meaningful kind of afterlife, but it does get you away from Cheesistan and the suddenly illiterate writer of several bad novels and poems.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Welp! Afterlife time!
WE CAN WAIT FOR THE RED BLOODED ONES TO COME INSTEAD FOR THE JADE ONES, GREET GOD OF BLOOD. SO WE SHALL SACRAFICE THIS UNPURE THING TO THAT WEIRD KHRONE GUY, SINCE HE DOES NOT CARE FOR WHAT BLOOD COMES FROM IT,ONLY THAT IT FLOWS.Kanaya: Don't I Get A Say In This?
[8]
Quote from: Armok
THIS IS ACCEPTABLE. SEE TO IT THAT MORE BLOOD FLOWS THAT I MAY NOT GROW JEALOUS OF THE PATHETIC KHRONE.
Quote from: Khrone
WHO INVOKES KHRONE AND PROMISES HIM SACRIFICE!?
* Khrone appears in the skies above Cheesistan. *
You'd better know what you're doing, I'm not ready for another boss fight and I think I'm all out of Deus Ex Machina.
Quote from: 3:26 AM
CMC: Go back to trying to stem the Scyther Revolt.[3] I solder an antenna to a toaster. Truly we are reaching new heights in crowd-control technology.
Maria: Mentally call for help.
Kanaya: Roll to not die.
[5] Giegue faintly hears your telepathic call for help.
[8] You pull out your lipstick chainsaw. Whilst activating the chainsaw mode, you accidentally add major lacerations to your body. On the upshot, you also murdernated hundreds of thousands of scythers, spilling their ichor on the ground. Because it is ichor and not blood, it doesn't count for any of the things demanding blood sacrifice, meaning that poketwo still has to deal with those.
Post by: Prophet on September 13, 2014, 12:45:27 pm
Go and find Giegue/Maria!
((He will write about everything that happened since he has arrived so he basically has alot of catching up to do in his diar... *Cheesistan Prophet breaks through the fourth wall!* Ahhhhhhhhh I'm sorry it's a tome! A TOME! THE SHADOWY HORROR! *I curl up in the corner of the room and begin to cry!*))
Post by: Lyeos on September 13, 2014, 12:51:46 pm
Post by: poketwo on September 13, 2014, 02:00:58 pm
ME: GET OUT OF COMA
Post by: blazing glory on September 13, 2014, 06:18:06 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 25, 2014, 09:38:05 pm
http://pyx-2.socialgamer.net/game.jsp#game=152
Password is ToadyOne
Post by: Prophet on September 25, 2014, 10:16:18 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 26, 2014, 01:30:20 am
((Hi CMC!))(( Hey Prophet. Are you awake still? ))
Post by: Prophet on September 26, 2014, 01:31:31 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 26, 2014, 01:33:12 am
((Yep.))(( Aww... why didn't you come play cards with us? ))
Post by: Prophet on September 26, 2014, 01:36:41 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on September 26, 2014, 01:38:11 am
((I'm not very good at card games. How are you doing?))(( Fine. This card game was easy, by the way. ))
Post by: WillowLuman on September 26, 2014, 01:39:15 am
Post by: Prophet on September 26, 2014, 01:45:53 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 20, 2014, 10:03:50 am
Write a tome about the recent history of Cheesistan.[7]THE TOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Go and find Giegue/Maria!
((He will write about everything that happened since he has arrived so he basically has alot of catching up to do in his diar... *Cheesistan Prophet breaks through the fourth wall!* Ahhhhhhhhh I'm sorry it's a tome! A TOME! THE SHADOWY HORROR! *I curl up in the corner of the room and begin to cry!*))
[7]You find Giegue, then help Giegue find Maria.
Just relax until a new challenger appears.[3]* siren blares * A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!
~Luigi steps out of the shadows and throws a fireball at you!
KHRONE, THE GREAT WAR GOD OF THE WARP. WE SCYTHERS (AND A SCIZOR) ARE GOING TO SACRIFICE THIS HORNED AND GREY HUMANOID TO YOU. *points at kanaya* WE WANT AT LEAST A SMALL BOOST OF OF CLOSE MARTIAL POWERS SO TO KILL OUR ENEMIES EASIER. BUT WE WOULD LIKE SOMETHING THAT IS ABLE TO KILL THE PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT OF CHEESISTAN, ALTHOUGH THE AMOUNT OF BLOOD WOULD POSSIBLY REQUIRE TRILLIONS TO BE KILLED. SO WE ARE SETTING GOALS THAT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE TO YOU. ALSO, WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE FOR A VERY LARGE RITUAL INVOLVING ICHOR BY THE WAY?[7]Khrone: * considers it. *
ME: GET OUT OF COMA
Quote from: Khrone
KHRONE ACCEPTS SACRIFICE OF ICHOR, AS IT IS BASICALLY BUG-BLOOD. KHRONE ALSO ACCEPTS BLOOD OF THE STRANGE OTHERUNIVERSAL BEING. KHRONE CONCERNS HIMSELF MORE WITH DEATH THAN BLOOD SPECIFICALLY. KHRONE GOES NOW TO CONFER WITH THE DEITY OF EXPLOSIVES TO PROCURE ASSISTANCE IN YOUR DELIGHTFUL LITTLE WAR.[1]No! It's your coma and you'll stay in it!
Tear off my leg and beat the door open with it![3]You beat the bloody pulp against the door to no avail.
Quote from: yeah
CMC: Present antenna-toaster and threaten that it is a new weapon of mass destruction that I will unleash unless the violence ends.[4]Most of the scythers are worried about the alligience with Khrone, but my weapon really phases them. They don't think I'll use it and they don't know what it does, but they're worried that it is highly dangerous. They voice their concerns to their leader.
Giegue: Help Maria!
Kanaya: drink own blood from open wounds to sate hunger and boost healing.
Khrone: Confer with the deity of Explosives.
Luigi: Have a match with Lyeos in the arena?
[5]Using complex PSI techniques, you are able to wake Maria.
[6] You suck blood out of a particularly grievous shoulder-wound.
[1] Khrone departs to another realm to discuss with Bombastus and Bombarossa, two of the primary explosion and explosive-related deities. Vulcanus, god of mountains and volcanos gets jealous and encases them in obsidian then punishes the scythers with a sudden eruption that has lava heading toward the capitol...
[1]Nope. Back to Super Smash Bros. so that you can help me win tourneys. :)
Luigi: * exits through a warp-pipe to return to Smash Bros. *
(( NOTICE! IF YOU WANT REGULAR UPDATES, SOMEONE WILL NEED TO EMAIL ME AT MY EMAIL ON A REGULAR BASIS! My email is saturnstarinc2@gmail.com . Preferably, you confer amongst yourselves and select someone for the task, rather than all emailing me! ))
Edit: (( I have finals coming up soon, so... ))
Post by: Prophet on November 20, 2014, 10:37:59 am
Show them my tome.
Be HAPPY!
Post by: Lyeos on November 20, 2014, 02:08:52 pm
Post by: blazing glory on November 20, 2014, 05:38:33 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 23, 2014, 01:58:14 am
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![4]Giegue: * waves 7]you off, still trying to make sure Maria is okay.
Show them my tome.
Be HAPPY!
[7]Yes.
Stand there like a[5]You are unharmedmanghost and let it pass through my body.
Eat the door![4]You are unharmed.
Quote from: CMC
Kanaya: Keep attacking?[1]A well aimed Scyther blow hits your forearm, severing a tendon and making it impossible to wield your chainsaw. You keep attacking, but you're continually getting further and further lacerated.
Post by: Prophet on November 23, 2014, 02:03:42 am
Pull laptop out of
Post by: blazing glory on November 23, 2014, 05:51:20 am
Post by: Lyeos on November 23, 2014, 07:46:28 am
Post by: poketwo on November 23, 2014, 09:13:32 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 23, 2014, 12:47:42 pm
Help Giegue.[3]He has it handled and doesn't really want your help at the moment.
Pull laptop out ofthin airmy robe.
[2]No. That is impossible.
Where was I again?[6]Why good sir, you're in prison! Or some such... You're confined in a sealed cell at any rate.
Search for literal seeds of destruction.[1] "I have a bad feeling about this..." You don't find any seeds of destruction, however deep in some catacomb chamber you manage to find ( and destroy ) one of the world's various containment artifacts. An evil spirit of some sort is released as a puff of black smoke. Fortunately, you are a ghost so it can't possess or kill you. Unfortunately, it's magics can be a problem for us all.
GET OUT OF MY COMA[5]Awaken.
Quote from: Marchioness
Manifest a physical form via the instructions in the book...[7]Sure. Welcome to humanity. Enjoy mortality. Also, that feeling you're feeling inside that's making you feel kind of weird and a little weak in the knees? That's hunger. You should go try to find a meal now. (( Didn't this happen already? Oh whatever. ))
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Continue threatening Scythers with my antenna-toaster.[5]They back away more and more from the Capitol building.
Kanaya: Cry out for help as you're mercilessly being sliced and diced.
Giegue: PSI Lifeup
[6]When suddenly there was a guy with shades and a double-barreled shot gun. He came in from the east, killing scythers. He hears Kanaya's scream and alters his path towards her, also using a dead Scyther's scythe to decapitate Scythers when he has to reload. However, it's not all good news... When he sees Kanaya isn't human he points the shot gun at her.
[2]Maria's HP is already full. Prophet's HP is already full. Giegue's HP is already full.
Plot: HEY. IS ANYONE GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THE LAVA HEADING TOWARD THE CAPITOL? AKA WHERE YOU ALL ARE RIGHT NOW?
Post by: Lyeos on November 23, 2014, 01:00:28 pm
Post by: poketwo on November 23, 2014, 01:19:24 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 23, 2014, 02:23:23 pm
NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: poketwo on November 23, 2014, 02:25:27 pm
WE ALREADY HAVE HERNOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 23, 2014, 02:37:05 pm
Who?WE ALREADY HAVE HERNOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: poketwo on November 23, 2014, 02:42:29 pm
THE TROLLWho?WE ALREADY HAVE HERNOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 23, 2014, 02:44:55 pm
Pfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpppfpfppfpffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttt There's not enough derisive noise in my lungs to properly mock that.THE TROLLWho?WE ALREADY HAVE HERNOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: poketwo on November 23, 2014, 03:28:25 pm
WHAT? IT HAS NOT HAD ANY FORM OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE YETPfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpppfpfppfpffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttt There's not enough derisive noise in my lungs to properly mock that.THE TROLLWho?WE ALREADY HAVE HERNOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 23, 2014, 07:04:49 pm
Uhhh... Let's put that up to a vote, shall we?WHAT? IT HAS NOT HAD ANY FORM OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE YETPfppfpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpppfpfppfpffpfpfpfpfpfpfpfpttttttt There's not enough derisive noise in my lungs to properly mock that.THE TROLLWho?WE ALREADY HAVE HERNOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIESAnd where exactly do you intend to find a virgin mate? ???
Post by: Beirus on November 23, 2014, 11:49:10 pm
Post by: Prophet on November 24, 2014, 12:03:15 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 24, 2014, 06:53:42 pm
Huh, I was planning to get back into this one but I forgot what I was doing.
Huh, I was planning to get back into this one but I forgot what I was doing.
Yeah. Superman should be a fully trained adult by now. Welcome back Beirus.
Post by: Beirus on November 25, 2014, 12:06:44 am
Me: Go burninate Kanaya with Hadoken or Shoryuken to pre-emptively stop any attempts at sacrificing her for her blood. Also because I don't do "wins by default".
Superman: Go stop the lava with Ice Breath.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 25, 2014, 12:10:39 pm
Woo! Dance party in the middle of Cheesistan![5]Despite now being neither time nor place, a giant flash mob forms in the middle of a warzone that is about to be flooded in heresy and/or lava.
NOW, SEE IF VULCANUS ACCEPTS VIRGIN SACRIFICES SO WE CAN FREE KHRONE AND THOSE EXPLOSION DEITIES[AUTO] Of course! What volcano god doesn't? However, there's still the matter of finding one.
Right then.[7]HADOKEN. Kanaya's side and face is horribly burned and she's bleeding all over the place. Also her clothes have caught fire and are melting into her skin, it's really gruesome and gross looking. Also her chainsaw explodes, dealing further damage. Without immediate intervention, Kanaya will die if she hasn't already. Burnination at 95%
Me: Go burninate Kanaya with Hadoken or Shoryuken to pre-emptively stop any attempts at sacrificing her for her blood. Also because I don't do "wins by default".
Superman: Go stop the lava with Ice Breath.
[6] * heroic music from the 60's plays. * * Much basalt and obsidian is formed. *
Quote from: Monster Hunter
Assess threat level of grey-skinned, horned humanoid with probably vampiric tendencies.[AUTO]Given the recently inflicted wounds, none. Refocus on strange energy being. (Hope your warranty hasn't run out on the energy capture matrix. )
Quote from: CMC
CMC: Okay.... this is getting way out of control. Find a real weapon.[8]Find (and accidentally activate) a defective sentry turret. Life becomes a survival horror inside the Capitol building.
Kanaya: Dead? ( Roll 4-sided die, 1-2 no; 3-4, yes. )
[1]Still one of the toughest to kill anythings in all of Cheesistan.
Post by: Lyeos on November 25, 2014, 12:19:31 pm
Post by: Prophet on November 25, 2014, 01:59:05 pm
Wait for Giegue and Maria to be OK?
((You know Lyeos you could just possess someone. Have you already done that? I can't remember.))
Post by: poketwo on November 25, 2014, 02:02:24 pm
AND DEPLOY KRYPTONITE AGAINST SUPERMAN
Post by: Beirus on November 25, 2014, 02:24:02 pm
Superman: Go wipe out the rest of the Scyther army with eye beams and Kamehameha and Hadoken and stuff.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 26, 2014, 03:52:55 pm
Kill Kanaya! Make her be a ghost! With a chainsaw! Then we can start a Paranormal Investigation Squad![5]Lyeos uses... Who cares? Kanaya is now dead. (Un)fortunately, she has no interest in joining your paranormal investigation squad.
SACRIFICE KANAYA TO KHRONE NOW!!!![8]You torch her dead body. She's still not a virgin and Khrone is still trapped. She's also quite pissed.
AND DEPLOY KRYPTONITE AGAINST SUPERMAN
[8]Red Kryptonite, now we have a crazy, uninhibited Kryptonian who can go Super Saiyan.
Gain another magic ability.[5]You gain that one move from the trippy dream-based Kingdom Hearts... Sparkga or some such. Basically, you can shoot magical confetti from your fingers for massive damage.
Wait for Giegue and Maria to be OK?
((You know Lyeos you could just possess someone. Have you already done that? I can't remember.))
[4]That's indeterminate. You are now stuck in stasis until they are confirmed to be okay.
Me: Go finish off Kanaya. Or if Kanaya is already dead, see if the Monster Hunter can go find an actual monster to hunt instead of me.[6]Through the powers of intentional misinterpretation: CTHULU DESCENDS ON MICROPHONIA.
Superman: Go wipe out the rest of the Scyther army with eye beams and Kamehameha and Hadoken and stuff.
[6]Sure, that's one of the things you do on your super-powered rampage.
Quote from: Gaiden game tie-in
The truck on its way to restock Lilian's coffee shop has asplode in the street raining flaming coffee beans onto the citizens of the capitol. Everyone with any kind of sense is desperately trying to get underground.
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Take out turret with grenade.[5]The turret's remains keep walking for a second before collapsing and sputtering out of activation
Giegue & Maria ( One action, one roll. ): Ok?
Kanaya's Ghost: Avenge your death.
[2]Not ok. Also, in serious danger from the pandemonium outside.
[4]Kanaya attacks Lyeos.
Post by: Lyeos on November 26, 2014, 03:57:55 pm
Go get some ghost-coffee.
Post by: poketwo on November 26, 2014, 04:01:12 pm
NOW USE GREEN KRYPTONITE ON SUPERMAN
Post by: Prophet on November 26, 2014, 04:06:06 pm
If I break my stasis protect Giegue and Maria?
((I don't know if it can be broken. I don't know if they are in danger right now.))
Post by: Beirus on November 26, 2014, 05:34:16 pm
Superman/SuperBeirus if the above action works: Slay Poketwo during rampage/Go punch Cthulhu if the fusion works.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 27, 2014, 11:09:33 pm
Falcon-punch ghost-Kanaya into next ghost-week.[3]You bitch-slap her. She doesn't take it too well.
Go get some ghost-coffee.
[8]You get some ghost-coffee to the face. You have ghost-burn.
SADLY, THE SCYTHERS HAVE ALREADY RAN FAR AWAY FROM THE CITY DUE TO THE LAVA[8]The scythers run into the lava... I don't know how, but that 8 allows it. Also Superman is mortally wounded.
NOW USE GREEN KRYPTONITE ON SUPERMAN
Break stasis?[5]Yeah.
If I break my stasis protect Giegue and Maria?
((I don't know if it can be broken. I don't know if they are in danger right now.))
[1]Cthulhu detects your presence and starts heading your way.
Me: Fuse my body with Superman to calm him and add my Ki capacity to his, along with strengthening him, getting rid of his Kryptonite weakness, granting him my abilities, and becoming one. I'm just gonna use all my Ki bars here since they should be charged back up. Should be a +4 or +5 to roll, can't remember how many I had.[1]Doesn't work, doesn't help Superman. Also Cthulhu is still rampant.
Superman/SuperBeirus if the above action works: Slay Poketwo during rampage/Go punch Cthulhu if the fusion works.
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Make a public declaration, threatening that any further public chaos will be met with counteraction.[1]It's met with disinterest and disbelief, just like all previous declarations of that nature. Noone takes me seriously.
Post by: Lyeos on November 27, 2014, 11:13:51 pm
Offer her some ghost-chocolate afterwards.
Post by: Prophet on November 27, 2014, 11:18:20 pm
Gain another magical ability!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 28, 2014, 02:47:02 am
SUMMON JARL
SUMMON KEVAK
SUMMON TOON
SUMMON CKISOCOA
Post by: ckisocoa on November 28, 2014, 02:49:20 am
Post by: ToonofDwarves on November 28, 2014, 02:56:29 am
Accuse Ckisocoa of being a abusive friend
((CMC badgered me till I posted :/))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 28, 2014, 03:10:09 am
CaptainMcClellan: Become Summoner[AUTO]SUCCESS!
SUMMON JARL
SUMMON KEVAK
SUMMON TOON
SUMMON CKISOCOA
[AUTO]SUCCESS!
[AUTO]SUCCESS!
[AUTO]SUCCESS!
[AUTO]SUCCESS!
Post by: WillowLuman on November 28, 2014, 03:15:10 am
"What danger afflicteth the realm??"
Post by: Beirus on November 28, 2014, 03:29:50 am
Me: Now fuse with Superman to save his life in a suitably dramatic fashion by using all my Ki bars for competence and going AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! and having random pyrotechnics and crap. Or at least one Ki bar for competence.
Super-me: If it works, go Super Saiyan 52.
Post by: ~Neri on November 28, 2014, 03:32:10 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 28, 2014, 04:01:58 am
Continue to slap Kanaya despite the burns.[4]She grabs your hand and breaks your wrist.
Offer her some ghost-chocolate afterwards.
[8]You grabbed the wrong chocolates. She eats one anyway before you notice. New feelings start to emerge inside her psyche. A... kismesis-whatsit occurs? Good luck with that as she hates you and is attracted to you at the same time.
Protect Maria and Giegue.[2]You can't! Cthulhu approaches!
Gain another magical ability!
[7]Your proximity to Cthulu gives you the power to inflict madness on any nearby sentients.
!!SUMMON BEELZEBUB!![2]Your staff makes a "ppfft" sound and smoulders at the end. Nothing happens.
return to the thing and make a TARDIS.[AUTO] (( Honoring a promise. )) TARDIS RISING.
Accuse Ckisocoa of being a abusive friend
((CMC badgered me till I posted :/))
[8]Ckisocoa is offended and calls Toon a wanka!
*A stream of fire descends from the sky to the accompaniment of electric guitar*Cthulhu, Rogue gods, the remnants of an insurrection and some general chaos.
"What danger afflicteth the realm??"
((Dammit, dice. Now this is going to end up all dramatic and junk.))[6+1]You fuse with Superman and use abilities to heal his wounds and expel the green kryptonite from his body.
Me: Now fuse with Superman to save his life in a suitably dramatic fashion by using all my Ki bars for competence and going AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! and having random pyrotechnics and crap. Or at least one Ki bar for competence.
Super-me: If it works, go Super Saiyan 52.
[8]Super Saiyan 52 takes the form of an 80-foot-tall, morbidly obese gorilla that cannot move.
Kevak appears somewhere and wanders off with a bunch of food to go play X-COM with the Long War mod. He'll probably be there for a while. It's a several hundred hour campaign.[3]Your X-COM console explodes from all the ambient destructive energy.
Quote from: CaptainMcClellan
CaptainMcClellan: Summon Great Fairy with new abilities.[8]I accidentally summon a lord among the Irish Faerie... This could be really, really bad.
If succeed, Great Fairy: Heal everyone who has been wounded in the past two or three turns.
Giegue: Get away with Maria.
[1]Nah, more destruction!
[3]You can't get away!
Post by: ckisocoa on November 28, 2014, 04:06:02 am
Post by: ToonofDwarves on November 28, 2014, 04:07:57 am
summon a pet bahamut
Post by: ~Neri on November 28, 2014, 04:11:46 am
Also point out to the GM that thinking people qualify as Sapients, not Sentients, making the madness inducing power of Prophet entirely useless unless he plans on being an Eco Terrorist and drives a zoo worth of animals insane for a rampage.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 28, 2014, 04:15:09 am
Also point out to the GM that thinking people qualify as Sapients, not Sentients, making the madness inducing power of Prophet entirely useless unless he plans on being an Eco Terrorist and drives a zoo worth of animals insane for a rampage.Sapinence is a subset of sentience. As per the efficacy of Prophet's powers, that very much depends on the dice.
Post by: poketwo on November 28, 2014, 06:37:03 am
Post by: Lyeos on November 28, 2014, 08:12:51 am
Flee!
Post by: WillowLuman on November 28, 2014, 01:53:44 pm
Power up with ROCK MUSIC.
Post by: Beirus on November 28, 2014, 01:58:32 pm
SuperBeirus: PK Kiai Poketwo with another Ki bar for competence.
SuperBeirus: PK Starstorm Poketwo with another Ki bar for competence.
Post by: Prophet on November 28, 2014, 03:51:04 pm
Go and Fight Cthulhu!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 28, 2014, 07:17:11 pm
Attempt to summon !!Beezelbub!!... again.[3]Your stick catches fire.
use tardis to bring ghost busters to Cheesistan to capture Kanaya[5]WHO YOU GONNA CALL!?
summon a pet bahamut
[1]Nope.
Ask the GM what the hell an XCOM console is and go back to gaming.[7]An XCOM console is that thing on which you play XCOM. You buy another at the store and resume gaming
Also point out to the GM that thinking people qualify as Sapients, not Sentients, making the madness inducing power of Prophet entirely useless unless he plans on being an Eco Terrorist and drives a zoo worth of animals insane for a rampage.
[7]You say your thing.
TELEPORT SUPERMAN TO A RED SUN[7]TO THE SUN. Superman becomes a glowing, morbidly obese gorilla.
Figure out how a ghost's wrist can even be broken.[6]By another ghost. Ghost affects ghost in the same way living affects living.
Flee!
[3]She grabs you by the other wrist.
Find out which is the GREATEST THREAT to Cheesistan at the moment[2]IMPOSSIBLE TO DETERMINE.
Power up with ROCK MUSIC.
[7]
((Wait, did you summon a Seelie or Unseelie lord, CMC?))(( I... honestly don't know? ))
SuperBeirus: PK Kiai Poketwo with another Ki bar for competence.
SuperBeirus: PK Starstorm Poketwo with another Ki bar for competence.
[6+1]PK KIAI, Poketwo is launched backward through a building.
[3+1]PK STARSTORM. * Poketwo sidesteps * 1Ki Remaning.
Become giant shadow me again![5]Yay.
Go and Fight Cthulhu!
[4]You manage to hold him off, but you're not really damaging him so much as literally holding him back.
Quote from: CMC
CaptainMcClellan: Unsummon last summon[7]SUCCESS.
Giegue: Take opportunity to get away with Maria
[8]You blast through a building and run through with Maria, the building collapses into the street, knocking over an adjacent building, which implodes.
Post by: Lyeos on November 28, 2014, 07:20:24 pm
Flee at the first available opportunity.
Post by: poketwo on November 28, 2014, 07:23:46 pm
Post by: Prophet on November 28, 2014, 07:25:43 pm
If nothing else be really annoying to Cthulhu!
Post by: WillowLuman on November 28, 2014, 08:03:21 pm
Start strumming the metal version of the Cheesistan Battle Anthem!
Post by: Prophet on November 28, 2014, 08:06:31 pm
Post by: ToonofDwarves on November 28, 2014, 08:19:16 pm
put together a military police for the good of cheesistan
((I am actually doing my job))
Post by: ckisocoa on November 29, 2014, 07:02:00 pm
Help Toon summon Bahamut.
Post by: Beirus on November 30, 2014, 02:17:43 pm
Hadoken Poketwo.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on December 03, 2014, 12:34:58 am
((Are we going to continue Cheesistan Gaiden? I really hope I didn't call it the wrong name because I haven't seen that thread in a long time but it would still make me look stupid. ))Maybe. You didn't. And it wouldn't. I have a massive headache. Probably won't roll tonight. I'm just posting to ask for a reminder to do it tommorrow. It will need to be emailed or ( if I can get my computer to that level of functionality ) messaged through Steam by those of you with access to these resources. Please don't forget, because this is finals week and I'll be sure to. And if I forget for several days then it will be up to two months before I post again, and that would make me sad. ( That said, please don't bother me during Christmas holiday, I'll be busy then. I hope to get in five to nine updates before that happens. ) Repeat reminders are allowed and recommended. Just cut off the reminders from about Dec 18 to Jan 5? If I roll during that time, it'll be at my own behest and all requests will be ignored because I take Christmas holiday pretty seriously and because I probably won't want to think at all. It's up to you guys, if you enjoy the game, I urge you to please remind me through any channels you have available. :) Also, I'm wishing everyone a merry Christmas in advance, though I may do so several more times. ( Read: just about every time I post anything to this thread from now until the end of Gregorian Christmas. )
Post by: Prophet on December 03, 2014, 12:41:52 am
Post by: Beirus on December 03, 2014, 07:22:18 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on December 03, 2014, 09:28:17 pm
Merry Christmas. I'll try to bug someone to remind you, since I lack access to the necessary channels. On an unrelated note, I now hate absinthe with a passion.(( Not updating today because finals have hit harder than I thought. Final essays and such. Just popped in and saw your comment on absinthe. ))
Absinthe is a strong and vile liquid that vaguely tastes of licorice whilst having a strange greenish colour and the most intense burn of any drink I've ever had the misfortune to taste. :| I felt the burn for quite a long time after spitting out the stuff. I only recommend it to kill all organisms that might be living in your mouth.
Post by: Beirus on December 03, 2014, 09:29:50 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on December 03, 2014, 09:38:14 pm
The bottle I got was clear, or white-ish. Didn't really burn, but made my mouth go numb and tingly at the same time.I'm not sure if that means it's weaker or stronger... And yeah, absinthe is generally more of a white than the green is known for, but whatever it was that we had it was distinctly chlorine green.
Post by: Prophet on December 03, 2014, 09:55:08 pm
Post by: poketwo on December 11, 2014, 04:37:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on December 12, 2014, 07:09:02 pm
((Are you done with yhe finals?))(( Just finished yesterday. I'm going into holiday break soon, but yes I can post a few updates. I'll do that now-ish. Speaking of the break, everyone go here: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=146504.0 ))
Post by: poketwo on December 12, 2014, 07:31:36 pm
I USE PROTECT
Post by: Prophet on December 12, 2014, 07:31:55 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on December 12, 2014, 07:39:12 pm
((Hi CMC.))(( Hey again Prophet. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 12, 2015, 04:45:21 pm
You may have noticed the poll, yeah? Well... people get donations from mindless fans all the damn time for doing bullshit. So... I was wondering if maybe you, my friends and fans, would be able to throw a few pennies at me? Depending on certain legal issues, I might start up a donation account on my Paypal and stick a donate button in my sig. I'd like to know that's okay with you guys before I do, because I really don't want to seem like a money-hungry jerk. Also, if any of you happen to be rich somehow, please don't send me large sums of money. Due to tax and SSI laws, if I start getting too much money, even in donation, I will have to pay taxes on it and then lose my disability checks. Then I would really have to be a college drop out, and that'd suck.
Anyway, that's the news with me. So... Update incoming shortly if all goes according to plan.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 12, 2015, 04:51:48 pm
But promise me you won't procrastinate anything IRL to update, since that's fairly serious. Good luck to you, and we're all here for you if you need it!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 12, 2015, 04:55:35 pm
Sorry, I'm kind of in the same boat, until I get a job :(Thanks.
But promise me you won't procrastinate anything IRL to update, since that's fairly serious. Good luck to you, and we're all here for you if you need it!
And I'm not going to, I haven't been so far. That's why it's still a week after my break and this is the first you've been hearing from me. Mostly I've got coordination issues in that I need my mom, whom I live and carpool with, to help me schedule to see what classes I can take and still be driven by her. That's the main reason that I'm just pissing away time right now - she's out on errands with no clear timeframe of when she'll be back, except that it'll be today.
Post by: poketwo on January 12, 2015, 04:56:55 pm
Post by: Prophet on January 12, 2015, 07:59:56 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 13, 2015, 10:15:56 pm
Hi CMC. Sorry that that happened. I hope things get better for you.Thanks. Based on today, they have and will continue to. I'm very grateful and feel quite accomplished.
To all: Sorry again, I'm getting around to the updates, but tommorrow and the day after will probably be busy.
Post by: Prophet on January 14, 2015, 12:40:10 am
Post by: WillowLuman on January 14, 2015, 12:51:00 am
Post by: Prophet on January 19, 2015, 01:33:37 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 23, 2015, 11:51:55 pm
Distract through the power of dance![6]You give it your best shot, it goes something like this:
Flee at the first available opportunity.
(http://www.tinygif.com/data/media/11/futurama-fry-hustle-dance.gif)
[1]Lyeos tried to escape... Lyeos damaged himself in the confusion!
Fight Cthulhu more![3]You punch him with all your might and powers. It is a glancing blow, bruising the fat.
If nothing else be really annoying to Cthulhu!
[8]Cthulhu uses Eldritch Bitch Slap! Mirum goes flying and is severely weakened.
Go after Cthulu then![7]Right-o! Forward Charge, propelled by the power of ROCK! * you AXE Cthulhu in the face FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! *
Start strumming the metal version of the Cheesistan Battle Anthem!
[3]We don't have one of those? * you strum some generic heavy metal chords instead *
try again for a pet bahamut(( I'm sorry! ;_; ))
put together a military police for the good of cheesistan
((I am actually doing my job))
[2]How the hell... * summoning circle fails * Maybe you need a Mana potion?
[1]Everyone suffers a major loss of morale and refuses to leave the safety bubble, thousands more flock to Arcadia from Microphonia. Riots ensue.
Teleport to the citadel.[2]It... doesn't work.
Help Toon summon Bahamut.
[7]You supply a Mana potion, Toon begins waving his fingers for the Bahamut summon!
Kaiokenx9000000.[7]Dude! You're gonna asplode or something!
Hadoken Poketwo.
[5]HA-DO-KEHN * doesn't kill him or stop him, but does substantial damage such that he will be severely slowed down *
Quote from: CMC
Fix Kanaya and send her after Cthulhu[8] Experimental chemicals. Experimental pheremones. Experimental hormones. Chemical warfare department has all kinds of things. Mix and match, dip a dart in it. Should work? * fires dart at Kanaya, direct hit * * !!! Big mistake! * An enraged Kanaya who is getting angrier and more irrational, as well as immune to pain starts heading my way.
Find an expert on fighting Cthulhu.
[1] Error 404: Hunter not found.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 24, 2015, 12:05:13 am
((Well i'm not sure because I don't remember if there was anything in the Republic of Cheesistan section of the Cheesistan forum game wiki but if there was then someone erased it all. We also got embargoed by someone claiming to be the Supreme Dictator of a micronation or something like that? I don't even know how you embargo a forum game?))Yeah. If I fix it, I'm gonna close it to public edits.
Post by: Prophet on January 24, 2015, 12:16:56 am
Go into a berserker rage?
((I still find it funny that someone embargoed us.))
Post by: ToonofDwarves on January 24, 2015, 01:50:49 am
Peacefully calm the rioters
Post by: Beirus on January 24, 2015, 01:59:28 am
Shoryuken Cthulhu
Kamehameha (Or whichever version Superman learned) Cthulhu.
Post by: WillowLuman on January 24, 2015, 02:02:46 am
Continue fighting Cthulu with ROCK!
Post by: poketwo on January 24, 2015, 07:53:33 am
GET SOME OF MY COMANDERS TO ACCESS THE SITUATION OF THE INSURECTIONYOU FORGOT ME AGAIN.
I USE PROTECT
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 24, 2015, 10:34:34 am
Post by: WillowLuman on January 24, 2015, 01:48:41 pm
Post by: ckisocoa on January 24, 2015, 01:54:48 pm
Exalt Supreme Dictator and Exalted Overlord Vladimir Valentinovich Veselovsky
(scroll down to the first comment http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Republic_of_Cheesistan )
Post by: Prophet on January 24, 2015, 03:08:25 pm
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 24, 2015, 03:43:17 pm
Post by: Prophet on January 24, 2015, 03:47:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 24, 2015, 04:13:41 pm
Make this thread actually about cheesistan again.Who are you and what do you want?
Post by: Prophet on January 24, 2015, 04:15:17 pm
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 24, 2015, 04:18:13 pm
I am lord goat and sorry, i will be leaving now. I apologize for disturbing you. Bye.Make this thread actually about cheesistan again.Who are you and what do you want?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 24, 2015, 04:29:03 pm
Mmm. Nah. Come back and stay a while.I am lord goat and sorry, i will be leaving now. I apologize for disturbing you. Bye.Make this thread actually about cheesistan again.Who are you and what do you want?
GET SOME OF MY COMANDERS TO ACCESS THE SITUATION OF THE INSURECTION(( Yeah sorry. ))
I USE PROTECT
[7]I assume you mean "assess"? Well bc I forgot you, I won't punish you for it. You get an accurate and in-depth report
[5]Your DEF increases.
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on January 24, 2015, 04:48:27 pm
Mmm. Nah. Come back and stay a while.I am lord goat and sorry, i will be leaving now. I apologize for disturbing you. Bye.Make this thread actually about cheesistan again.Who are you and what do you want?
Thank You.
Start designing force fields with cheesistans best scientists
Post by: poketwo on January 24, 2015, 04:52:44 pm
ALSO, POINT OUT PROTECT GIVES ME INVINCIBILITY.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 24, 2015, 06:19:24 pm
For one attack, yes. Can you recover from the attack you've already suffered?
ALSO, POINT OUT PROTECT GIVES ME INVINCIBILITY.
Post by: poketwo on January 24, 2015, 06:49:21 pm
REMEMBER, IT WAS SUPOSED TO HAPPEN LAST TURN.For one attack, yes. Can you recover from the attack you've already suffered?
ALSO, POINT OUT PROTECT GIVES ME INVINCIBILITY.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 24, 2015, 06:56:14 pm
it did. At the end of the last turn.REMEMBER, IT WAS SUPOSED TO HAPPEN LAST TURN.For one attack, yes. Can you recover from the attack you've already suffered?
ALSO, POINT OUT PROTECT GIVES ME INVINCIBILITY.
Post by: poketwo on January 24, 2015, 07:00:52 pm
Besides, how much do you know of spongebob???
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on January 25, 2015, 02:41:16 am
KA little? Why?
Besides, how much do you know of spongebob???
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 19, 2015, 11:18:45 pm
Attack Cthulhu again![7] (http://s30.postimg.org/a0v16l7gx/SMASHINGSONG.jpg)
Go into a berserker rage?
((I still find it funny that someone embargoed us.))
[1] Nawp, too calm.
Continue with summoning[4]Summon [>>>>>>>> ] 82%
Peacefully calm the rioters
[8] You release a sedative gas, that won't be good for your approval rating!
I think you missed Poketwo. I think he had actions in there somewhere.[6] Shoryuken
Shoryuken Cthulhu
Kamehameha (Or whichever version Superman learned) Cthulhu.
[4] Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAA!
Let the song I compose now be the Battle Anthem! Let it power up the others who fight Cthulu![2]
Continue fighting Cthulu with ROCK!
[3]
(http://s21.postimg.org/r4exrm7o7/Hugo.png)
Supply Toon with summoning powder and mana.[2]Toon: +2MP
Exalt Supreme Dictator and Exalted Overlord Vladimir Valentinovich Veselovsky
(scroll down to the first comment http://cheesistan.wikia.com/wiki/Republic_of_Cheesistan )
[5]Hail Supreme Leader!
[2] She blinded me with !!SCIENCE!! ( It's temporary. )Mmm. Nah. Come back and stay a while.I am lord goat and sorry, i will be leaving now. I apologize for disturbing you. Bye.Make this thread actually about cheesistan again.Who are you and what do you want?
Thank You.
Start designing force fields with cheesistans best scientists
USE THE SAID REPORT TO MAKE A DETAILED PLAN THAT CAN MAKE ME AND THE REST OF THE INSURGCY TAKE OVER CHEESISTAIN!!!![8]You overthrow Cheesistan. Now what?
ALSO, POINT OUT PROTECT GIVES ME INVINCIBILITY.
[6]Yeah, yeah. Invincibru.
/me apologizes profusely.
Quote from: Gamemaster
Giegue: Reestablish relevance by fighting Cthulhu[1] Cthulhu is dead, you remain marginalized.
Kanaya: Doggedly pursue Lyeos
CaptainMcClellan: Fix Kanaya
Marchioness: Protect Lyeos from Kanaya
[4]Kanaya trips, but gets up and keeps going.
[1]Miss. * hits somebody else who becomes way too mellow *
[1]Total failure.
FAILURE ABOUNDS!!!
(http://s2.postimg.org/sxukvpdvt/cthulhu.jpg)
Post by: Prophet on February 22, 2015, 08:41:49 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 22, 2015, 10:06:51 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 22, 2015, 11:47:31 pm
Post by: Prophet on February 22, 2015, 11:51:53 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 23, 2015, 08:43:23 am
((Once all the images are fetched i'll post my actions. Oh and thanks for the update. :) ))(( Images up. And you're welcome. ))
Post by: poketwo on February 23, 2015, 08:55:16 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 23, 2015, 09:57:46 am
((Not for me, but whatever. I now rule cheesistan!!!! SUBMIT TO MY RULE!!!)(( Not for you what? ))
Post by: poketwo on February 23, 2015, 10:00:36 am
((THE PICTURES))((Not for me, but whatever. I now rule cheesistan!!!! SUBMIT TO MY RULE!!!)(( Not for you what? ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 23, 2015, 01:02:52 pm
((Weird.))((THE PICTURES))((Not for me, but whatever. I now rule cheesistan!!!! SUBMIT TO MY RULE!!!)(( Not for you what? ))
Post by: WillowLuman on February 23, 2015, 02:20:14 pm
Restore musicality!
Improve musicality! Become more musical than ever before!
Post by: Beirus on February 23, 2015, 02:50:43 pm
Develop new PSI or martial arts technique.
Post by: poketwo on February 23, 2015, 02:57:23 pm
AND ALSO SEE THE STATE OF MY FORCES.
Post by: LORD GOAT THE 120524TH on February 23, 2015, 03:29:07 pm
Post by: Prophet on February 23, 2015, 05:37:56 pm
If I find some land claim it and turn it into a new country named Trapistan.
((Well since this country is now under new management i'm going to abandon ship and go back to my old objective. Creating a theocracy named Trapistan.))
Post by: poketwo on February 24, 2015, 07:48:43 pm
Post by: Lyeos on February 24, 2015, 09:46:30 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 24, 2015, 10:02:48 pm
MAYBE WE SHOULD RESTART CHEESISTAN GAIDEN? DUE TO THE RECENT SCYTHER INSURGENCY AND SUCCESSFUL TAKEOVER.Maybe I would if I could. :/ Keeping up with that would be... painful, to say the least. Not to mention I have three articles to write this week and a considerable amount of Precalc homework that I don't actually know how to do...
Post by: WillowLuman on February 24, 2015, 11:46:01 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 25, 2015, 01:22:45 am
Not to mention that comic...Yeah! Not to mention that comic! And the fact that none of you really played Gaiden all that much.
Post by: poketwo on February 25, 2015, 03:06:30 pm
Post by: Prophet on February 25, 2015, 05:31:26 pm
((Beirus and Hugo were also there.))
((I also missed Tune. Sorry guys.))
Post by: poketwo on February 25, 2015, 05:35:28 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 26, 2015, 08:19:38 am
I THINK HUGO DID. NOT ME. BUT THE INSURRECTION AND WHATEVER I DID THAT FINALLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND MADE ME RULER WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING TOPIC FOR ITS EFFECTS ON THE AVERAGE CITIZEN.STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS, I CAN'T HELP BUT READING IT IN A SHOUT AND IT'S MANAGING TO ACTUALLY CROWD OUT THE ELTON JOHN SONG I AM LISTENING TO, DESPITE ME NOT EVEN READING OUT LOUD. BESIDES, WHO SAYS YOU EVEN GET TO RULE THAT LONG!?
Post by: poketwo on February 26, 2015, 02:07:09 pm
the dice do. face the no-capness 1 not even using shift.I THINK HUGO DID. NOT ME. BUT THE INSURRECTION AND WHATEVER I DID THAT FINALLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND MADE ME RULER WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING TOPIC FOR ITS EFFECTS ON THE AVERAGE CITIZEN.STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS, I CAN'T HELP BUT READING IT IN A SHOUT AND IT'S MANAGING TO ACTUALLY CROWD OUT THE ELTON JOHN SONG I AM LISTENING TO, DESPITE ME NOT EVEN READING OUT LOUD. BESIDES, WHO SAYS YOU EVEN GET TO RULE THAT LONG!?
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 26, 2015, 11:25:32 pm
"...And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'til touchdown brings me round to find, I'm not the man they think at home, oh no no no... I'm a Rocket Man, Rocket maaaaaan, burnin' out his fuse out here alone." x2the dice do. face the no-capness 1 not even using shift.I THINK HUGO DID. NOT ME. BUT THE INSURRECTION AND WHATEVER I DID THAT FINALLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND MADE ME RULER WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING TOPIC FOR ITS EFFECTS ON THE AVERAGE CITIZEN.STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS, I CAN'T HELP BUT READING IT IN A SHOUT AND IT'S MANAGING TO ACTUALLY CROWD OUT THE ELTON JOHN SONG I AM LISTENING TO, DESPITE ME NOT EVEN READING OUT LOUD. BESIDES, WHO SAYS YOU EVEN GET TO RULE THAT LONG!?
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 04:04:31 pm
"Ho ho ho ho ho hoooo"...And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'til touchdown brings me round to find, I'm not the man they think at home, oh no no no... I'm a Rocket Man, Rocket maaaaaan, burnin' out his fuse out here alone." x2the dice do. face the no-capness 1 not even using shift.I THINK HUGO DID. NOT ME. BUT THE INSURRECTION AND WHATEVER I DID THAT FINALLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT AND MADE ME RULER WOULD MAKE AN INTERESTING TOPIC FOR ITS EFFECTS ON THE AVERAGE CITIZEN.STOP TYPING IN ALL CAPS, I CAN'T HELP BUT READING IT IN A SHOUT AND IT'S MANAGING TO ACTUALLY CROWD OUT THE ELTON JOHN SONG I AM LISTENING TO, DESPITE ME NOT EVEN READING OUT LOUD. BESIDES, WHO SAYS YOU EVEN GET TO RULE THAT LONG!?
Ho ho ho ho ho hooo
Ho ho ho ho ho hoo
ho ho ho ho ho ho
We're Russian dancing men oh yes, we're Russian dancing men I'm dancing with a purple hen I've also got this ballpoint pen
(Oii!)
We're Russian dancing men We're only dancing now and then We started off at half past ten Soon we'll be going home again
(Ha!)
We're Russian dancing men Our favorite pepper is cayenne We're dancing right next to Big Ben"
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 04:43:01 pm
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 05:28:19 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 06:05:12 pm
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 06:51:11 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 06:55:46 pm
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 07:19:48 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on February 27, 2015, 08:37:04 pm
MAYBE! I HAVE SOME CMPS, EECE, ENGL, AND OTHER HOMEWORK THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING, BUT I PROBABLY WON'T DO IT YET ANYWAY. I SHOULD DO IT.DO IT
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 09:37:24 pm
I DID THE CMPS AND EECE HOMEWORK, THANKS FOR THE MOTIVATIONAL PUSH, BUT ALAS I FEAR IT MAY BE TOO LATE TO TURN IT IN! ( THE SUBMIT BUTTON HAS DISAPPEARED. )MAYBE! I HAVE SOME CMPS, EECE, ENGL, AND OTHER HOMEWORK THAT I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING, BUT I PROBABLY WON'T DO IT YET ANYWAY. I SHOULD DO IT.DO IT
DO YOU WANT TO HEAR GAME IDEA?DEPENDS WHAT IT IS! WHAT IS IT?
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 09:47:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 10:18:18 pm
The Republic - The Republic of Cheesistan, under President Rhett/Yusef whose capitol is Microphonia.
The New Kingdom - The throne/crown of Cheesistan as claimed by Tune on technicality since it was never legally abolished.
The Old Kingdom - A group of old agents of the king and/or transitional government and very low ranking nobles with weak claim to the throne, guided by a charismatic former adviser to the king named Klaus. They act in secret and were fine running the provisional government of the few people left in Cheesistan and/or doing business abroad, but the recent events have caught their eye and drawn them back. They are based at the old Lakeside vacation palace of the royal family, which Klaus has legal ownership of, being granted it by the old king. They haven't really been important in the story yet.
Scyther Republic - The People's Scyther Republic of Cheesistan and Outlying Soviets - SRC - The nebulous Communist government established by Comrade Poketwo. It's power is shaky, but officially they have control of Microphonia. The President has fled to safety and noone outside of Microphonia acknowledges their sovereignty. The Microphonia citizens only do, because well... You just fucked over the Cheesistani military and forcibly took their government center and fear is a powerful motivator.
Also expect Rebel forces that want to either establish their own government or restore the Republic or the Old Kingdom.
Post by: Prophet on February 27, 2015, 10:49:45 pm
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 10:51:39 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 10:59:15 pm
NO, WE ARE PROBABLY NOT REALLY COMMUNISTS. ITS PROBABLY WHAT GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE'S FACTION IS. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS FORMED ON THE TURN Lyeos DID.So you're fascists then?
Did my Trapisti cult fight in the civil war? I really don't remember.I think they did, but as an ally to the Republic? And after the overtake of Microphonia, the traps basically all retreated to your walled hidden city cult-place thing.
Post by: Prophet on February 27, 2015, 11:12:45 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 11:34:16 pm
Ah you mean the Trapisti Temple.Yes, that. Thanks. I was going to call it a mosque, but I knew that was very wrong.
Post by: Prophet on February 27, 2015, 11:40:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 11:46:28 pm
Post by: Prophet on February 27, 2015, 11:49:04 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on February 27, 2015, 11:51:22 pm
Well I hope it stays alright. Why would I need Cheesistan's help if i'm claiming unclaimed land in order to create a new country?I didn't know that's what you were trying to do? I was talking about your temple being protected by the Cheesistani Republic, which can't protect you now that Poketwo's in charge.
Post by: poketwo on February 27, 2015, 11:57:06 pm
Kinda. But with old imperialistic feel and all that. AND STILL VERY SOCIALIST . We didn't have to be very communistic after slowpoke grabed them all up to attempt to institute his/her's constitution.NO, WE ARE PROBABLY NOT REALLY COMMUNISTS. ITS PROBABLY WHAT GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE'S FACTION IS. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT WAS FORMED ON THE TURN Lyeos DID.So you're fascists then?Did my Trapisti cult fight in the civil war? I really don't remember.I think they did, but as an ally to the Republic? And after the overtake of Microphonia, the traps basically all retreated to your walled hidden city cult-place thing.
(there is also secret other motive from way back))
AHEM!!!!
THE BATTLE OF CHEESISTAN:
IN THE YEARS OF 201X, A BATTLE IS WAGED. FIRST INDICATED BY THE DISCOVERY OF A POSSIBLE COUP ATTEMPT, THE REPUBLIC OF CHEESISTAN ORDERED THE ARREST OF "THE SCYTHER ANTI-HOMESTUCK DEFENSE MILITIA". POKETWO, AFTER BASICALLY BEING FORCED TO BE KILLED YET AGAIN, DECIDED TO REVOLT. THIS LEAD TO THE SCYTHER INSURGENCY AND MANY OTHER EVENTS. NOW CHEESISTAN IS DIVIDED, AND ONE FACTION MUST WIN!!!!!
THE GLORIUS REPUBLIC: HEADED BY PRESIDENT BRIAN THE ALMOST-IMORTAL, THIS IS THE REAL GOVERNMENT OF CHEESISTAN. HAVING SUFFERING A LOT DUE TO RECENT EVENTS, BUT STILL SURVIED. NOW THEY ARE FACING TOTAL REVOLT FROM MANY SIDES, THEY HAVE MOST OF THE MILITARY AT THEIR SIDE. THEY ALSO HAVE THE POTENCIAL TO GAIN BETTER HERO UNITS, AND MCCLELLAN CAN GROW TO BE POWERFUL!!!!
THE MONARCHIST SOCIETY: THESE GUYS ARE PART OF THE OLD ARISTOCRACY OF CHEESISTAN. NONE KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE, BUT THEY ARE HERE. REBORN UNDER THE JARL'S ATTEMPT AT RECLAIMING THE THRONE OF CHESSISTAN, THEY SERVE TO SUPORT HIM FOR HIS CAUSE. THEY ARE LIMITED,BUT POWERFUL PEOPLE ARE AT THEIR SIDE. ALSO QUITE THE BIT OF HERO UNITS!!!
THE HOLY TRAPIST STATE: IN THE BEGINNING, KEVAK ARRIVED. AFTER BECOMING SUPER POWERFUL, POKETWO DECIDED TO HIDE INSIDE HIM. BY FUSING WITH HIM. THIS FAILED AT FIRST, BUT HE SUCCEEDED. HE WAS GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A TRAP, BUT THANKS TO THE GM'S NON-NET SAZYNESS, OR JUST INTERPRETING WRONG, HE BECAME A USUAL TRAP. BUT THIS ONLY DELAYED KEVAK, AS HE EVENTUALLY TURNED P2 INTO TRAP BAKURA EXPY. AND NOT THE ABRIDGED ONE. THIS CAUSED HIM TO LOSE POWER, AND LED UP TO THE EVENTS OF HIM TAKING OVER GIUGE AND BECOMING KEVAKGYGAS OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED. THIS CAUSED THE HERETIC PROPHET TO IMERGE, AND FOUND A CULT OF THIS THING. NOW, AFTER HELPING TO SAVE CHEESISTAN FROM THE SCYTHER INSURGENCY FOR NOW, HIS CULTISTS TURNED ON HIM AND TRIED TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN FOR THEMSELVES. PROPHET DID POSSES THE LEADER OF THIS ROUGE PART, BUT ONLY SOME WERE FOOLED. AND UNDER A NEW PROPHET, THEY WILL ATTEMPT TO TAKE OVER CHEESISTAN.
GLORIOUS LEADER SLOWPOKE'S COMMUNIST REBELLION OF BARBIQUE AND OTHER INSANE STUFF: SLOWPOKE IS AN IMMIGRENT OF WE ARE OUR AVATARS VERSE, WHERE POKETWO IS EVEN MORE OF A BUT-MONKEY AS HE IS HERE. SLOWPOKE CEMMENTED ITSELF AS COMMUNIST BY REACHING HERE VIA PRESIDENT GORBICHEV. IT DD NOTHING FOR A WHILE AFTER ARRIVING, BUT THEN SUDDENLY SOMEHOW WALKED INTO CHEESISTAN DESPITE ACTUALY BEING IN IT AT THE TIME, AND COMFIRMING THAT HE WILL BE IN CHEESISTAN. AFTER GOING TO MARKET TO TRY TO PURCHES SOME STUFF, SHE EVENTUALY PLOPS DOWN A BARBECUE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GREAT FIRST RALLY OF THE COMMUNIST REVOLUTION IN AGES TO DESTROY THE CAPITALIST MARKET SQUARE IT QUICKLY STOPED AND BECAME ONE BIG PARTY. SLOWPOKE DINED ON HIS GENIUS COOKING OF MEATS, AND SOON SHE DIVIDED THE LEFTOVERS SO EQUALY AMOUNG THE CLASSES(LIKE WORKING, NOT SCHOOL) *also after cracking neck*PRESENT AT THE RALLY IT IMPRESSED THE COMMUNISTS SO MUCH THAT IT MADE HIM GENERAL SECRETARY ON THE SPOT. SOON SHE INFILTRAITED THE FAMOUS GREAT SWISS AIRHOLE CAVERNS OF MICROPHONIA AND MADE IT INTO THE PRESIDENT'S ROOM AND HELD BRIAN HOSTAGE. CAPTAIN MCLELLAN SOON CAME TO RESCUE PRESIDENT BRIAN. SLOWPOKE AT FIRST ATTEMPTED TO DECLARE MICROPHONIA TEMPORALIY NOT PART OF CHEESISTAN, FORCING CAPTAIN TO LEAVE DUE TO A JOKE MADE AT THE FRONT PAGE. IT KINDA REQUIRED THE ENTIRE LEGISTLATOR BODY TO VOTE ON IT, BUT REPRISENTITVE YUSEF WAS KINDA OUT EATING ONE OF SLOWPOKE'S LEGIDARY STAKE LEFTOVERS. CURSE THAT COWINCIDENCE!!! ANYWAYS, EVEN AFTER REVEALING A SECRET SCYTHER WAS HIS DIME, MCLELLAN WOULD STILL ESCORT THE PRESIDENT OUT OF BUILDING. THIS STILL ALLOWED SLOWPOKE TO THINK HE COULD DECLARE A NEW CONSTITUTION BASED ON BACON AND RANDOM ITEMS HE WAS THINKING OF AT THE TIME. ALAS, BACON RELIGION WOULD NOT BE INVENTED UNTIL the great disaster of pc's always rolling fives. HE STILL GOT MOST OF THE COMMUNISTS AND SOME SOLDIERS THAT ATE HER LEFTOVERS. PRETTY STANDERD STUFF, BUT SLOWPOKE'S NO JOKE. HE, IS IN FACT, A DANGEROUS MINIMALISER. RANKED 1-A ON THE MINMIMALISM RTDER THREAT RANKING. HE WILL BE UNPREDICTABLE AND REAL POWERIFUL. AND EVEN THEN, THERE IS THIS FAINT SENSE OF .......green. there's somehow green in the air, just the color......
THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN: TO MUCH TIME SPENT ON LAST FEW ONES. YOU ALL ALREADY KNOW BASICS ANYWAYS. WILL WORK ON LATER.
Post by: poketwo on February 28, 2015, 02:32:17 pm
Post by: Prophet on February 28, 2015, 03:59:41 pm
Post by: poketwo on June 11, 2015, 11:17:11 am
NOW TIME TO START ON INTRO:
YOU ARE PART OF THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN!!! SADLY, IT IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS EXCEPT MAYBE EMPIRE? AS THE INQUISITION NOW IS OVER EVERYONE'S HEADS, AND POKE RULES ALL OF CALIFORNIA AND KOLICHIA. TERRIBLE SACRIFICES TO DARK GODS ARE COMMON, AS REBELLION GOES EXTREME FASTLY. YOUR MISSION IS TO SURVIE, AND RESCUE PRESIDENT HORRIGAN!!!!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2015, 11:43:16 am
SINCE ITS BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE MCLENEN POSTED TURN, I NOW RULE OVER GAME!!!!!!Yeah, how about no. I've been in another dimension, sure, but I'm not dead. :|
NOW TIME TO START ON INTRO:
YOU ARE PART OF THE BEST PEOPLE'S DEMOCRATIC EMPIRE OF SCYTHIAN CHEESISTAN!!! SADLY, IT IS NONE OF THOSE THINGS EXCEPT MAYBE EMPIRE? AS THE INQUISITION NOW IS OVER EVERYONE'S HEADS, AND POKE RULES ALL OF CALIFORNIA AND KOLICHIA. TERRIBLE SACRIFICES TO DARK GODS ARE COMMON, AS REBELLION GOES EXTREME FASTLY. YOUR MISSION IS TO SURVIE, AND RESCUE PRESIDENT HORRIGAN!!!!
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 11, 2015, 11:47:27 am
[Auto-success]
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/6536/katamarih.png)
(( It's surprisingly hard to find a good picture of a Katamari. ))
Post by: poketwo on June 11, 2015, 12:11:43 pm
Post by: Prophet on June 11, 2015, 04:19:09 pm
Post by: blazing glory on June 11, 2015, 07:00:38 pm
Post by: FallacyofUrist on June 12, 2015, 03:43:54 pm
I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT GM!!!!!!!!((What is this game, and are you related to HAL?))
Post by: poketwo on June 12, 2015, 04:20:01 pm
((IT IS CHAOTIC MICRO-NATION RTD. MINIMALISTIC IN ALL ASPECTS EXCEPT TIME AND SPACE. CURRENTLY ITS IN CHAOS AS I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY TAKEN OVER CHEESISTAN.I'M AFRAID YOU CAN'T DO THAT GM!!!!!!!!((What is this game, and are you related to HAL?))
ALSO, STAR WOLF!!!!!!!!!!))
Post by: Prophet on June 12, 2015, 04:28:25 pm
((Basically it's a big rolled up ball of stuff that keeps absorbing more stuff to get bigger.))((Thanks.))
((Cheesistan is if I remember correctly currently under the control of a ?communist? scyther government. The trap cultists (bow before the trap god heathen swine!) have a plan to flee the country and found their own nation. The GM and the two former leaders of Cheesistan are somewhere? And we just got done killing Cthulhu. Also this may or may not be dead. please don't be! :'())
Post by: Lyeos on June 22, 2015, 11:22:32 pm
((Also I cannot read dates))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2015, 10:16:42 am
(( Not dead, I was just doing lifey things like visiting my girlfriend, buying videogames, and figuring out college things. If I miss someone's roll, I apologize, but I know I need to get this rolling soon. Yes, that is a pune. :P ))((Basically it's a big rolled up ball of stuff that keeps absorbing more stuff to get bigger.))((Thanks.))
((Cheesistan is if I remember correctly currently under the control of a ?communist? scyther government. The trap cultists (bow before the trap god heathen swine!) have a plan to flee the country and found their own nation. The GM and the two former leaders of Cheesistan are somewhere? And we just got done killing Cthulhu. Also this may or may not be dead. please don't be! :'())
Eat the Katamari, for it is my destiny to defeat that which can only grow by devouring it.(( Welcome back Lyeos. ))
((Also I cannot read dates))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on June 29, 2015, 11:31:29 am
How can this be? Musicality damaged! I must heal this![5]* recovery fanfare *
Restore musicality!
~Image to come~
Improve musicality! Become more musical than ever before!
[3]We all wish it were that easy. Out of pity, here's a coupon:
(http://www.musiciansworkshopwestmont.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/coupon.jpg)
Go train on that mountain again.[7]You train to just the point before exhaustion. It's a good feeling.
Develop new PSI or martial arts technique.
[3]Damn! Take it easy on yourself! You've already mastered several forms of martial arts and psi techniques, you're wearing out your form.
YES!!!! SEE THE STATE OF MY MY NEWLY WON BY REBELLION COUNTRY!![4]Damaged by the revolution and all the civil unrest, impending doom by katamari.
AND ALSO SEE THE STATE OF MY FORCES.
[8]They are planning a coup! React quickly to pacify them.
Invent a device that can make blind people see again, if it succeeds, make a force field generator. If the sight-enabler does not work, get some Mozzerella chesse.(( Reminder, please use bold text so that I can see your commands. ))
[1]You drop your mozzerella. Welcome to Cheesistan. Beware of Katamari!
Find some unclaimed land neighboring Cheesistan.[4]It's not unclaimed... but the neighbouring country may be willing to sell it to you and give you partial autonomy, but it's not gonna be a brand-new country exactly.
If I find some land claim it and turn it into a new country named Trapistan.
((Well since this country is now under new management i'm going to abandon ship and go back to my old objective. Creating a theocracy named Trapistan.))
[5]Well, yes... That's the understanding. You buy a few 100 square miles and they don't really care what you do with it, but they will want to tax you for it even after you're bought it.
MAYBE WE SHOULD RESTART CHEESISTAN GAIDEN? DUE TO THE RECENT SCYTHER INSURGENCY AND SUCCESSFUL TAKEOVER.(( I'll put it to a vote, but given the update rate of Cheesistan proper, do you really think that's wise? Also, keep in mind, next semester will be remedial courses for me. ))
Ack, forget it. Cease fleeing.
Eat the Katamari, for it is my destiny to defeat that which can only grow by devouring it.(( Hooray. ))
((Also I cannot read dates))
[1]Not sure how you failed stopping, but yea,
[3]The katamari is larger than you... the results are predictable.
Quote from: brainDead
Giegue: Create a mental realm to flee to with Maria.[6]Bye reality!
Kanaya: Overcome the effects of whatever you've been dosed with.
CaptainMcClellan: Produce my own katamari and start rolling up things in Cheesistan to be able to combat the prince's already gigantic katamari.
Marchioness: Go bother your mom
(http://walkthrough.starmen.net/earthbound/image/screens/43/flyingman.png) ...Greetings from Magicant!
[6]You start to realize that you're not thinking clearly, which is strange for you... you stop in place. Bad move.
[5]Na-na-na-na-na-na, na na-na-na-na-na (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es) I manage to roll up Kanaya along with the other things on this street.
[6]It goes a little like this:
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/4a/4a6a781b243e665f521ef45a3879114a34d2b100e551a528e5b06bb97ee0a927.jpg)
Quote from: The Prince
ROLL KATAMARI ROLL!!![2]The katamari crashes into a skyscraper and pieces fly off everywhere.
Quote from: Cheesistan
RECOVER POLYGONS.[5]Definition intensifies.
(( More things to do, more pictures to find. ))
Post by: poketwo on June 29, 2015, 11:43:10 am
ORDER MY SNEAKY SCYTHERS TO HIDE IN TALL GRASS AND AMBUSH THE PRINCE WHILE HE IS PASSING BY, AND IN THE BACK AS TOO MAKE SURE THAT NONE GET ASSIMILATED BY THE KATAMARI.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 01, 2015, 01:45:36 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 06, 2015, 03:51:30 am
Post by: Generally me on July 06, 2015, 01:52:53 pm
Post by: WillowLuman on July 06, 2015, 02:54:42 pm
Jarl retreats to underground sanctuary to restore/grow power
Post by: Prophet on July 06, 2015, 08:33:55 pm
Also attempt to move the entire Trapisti temple to my land.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 08, 2015, 08:49:41 pm
I don't even know what this is or what is happeningPlease read. Much fun.
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 09, 2015, 02:40:35 am
Post by: Beirus on July 09, 2015, 03:12:08 am
Send out an offer to start training people
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 03:26:08 am
I don't know what to do. Tips?A good entering command if you like being trolled by random number generators is: Enter Cheesistan
Due to the fact that this and Sleep are quite possibly the two most likely commands to fail, I'd recommend something like: Flee city or Find Beirus and receive training if this is your first entry into the game. I'm planning to roll in an hour or two. Have your command posted by then if you want to be part of this roll, or else you'll have to wait for the next roll. Since I generally try to wait for the large majority of players to respond with their commands and due to us all having different life obligations/hobbies/time zones, that could be a while. I'm really trying to not let it schedule slip again though! Also, as a player, you have a right to PM me once a month if I haven't been rolling often enough. :P I'm staying up right now working on programming my video game and watching Youtube, but I am getting kinda tired so...
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 09, 2015, 03:29:49 am
Go to that place
((I'm not doing Spawn.))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 04:45:16 am
((I'm not doing Spawn.))(( Wise choice. ;p Rolling now. ))
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 05:41:02 am
I WILL ADDRESS MY SCYTHER'S GREVENCES ONCE WE DEAL WITH THE KATAMARI.[1] That sort of backwards thinking will not be tolerated in the New Cheesistan. Coup ensues. Comrade General Xeljanz (http://www.drugs.com/xeljanz.html) of the People's Army of the Soviet Scyther Republic of Cheesistan and Outlying Territories (ССРЧ) now presides over the New Capitol Poketwo-Scizzorigrad (НКПС/NCPS, formerly Microphonia ), announces plans to rename it Xeljanzistrad.
ORDER MY SNEAKY SCYTHERS TO HIDE IN TALL GRASS AND AMBUSH THE PRINCE WHILE HE IS PASSING BY, AND IN THE BACK AS TOO MAKE SURE THAT NONE GET ASSIMILATED BY THE KATAMARI.
[8]Quick turn! ( There were no survivors. )
Many strange things.[4]The Jarl proclaims loudly and dramatically "TO THE SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR!" whilst striking a pose. After an awkward pause, he scurries down to the subway.
Jarl retreats to underground sanctuary to restore/grow power
Attempt to get all of the Trapisti to the land that I bought.[6]And thus the Great Migration of '015 (The Exodus of the Transvestites) began...
Also attempt to move the entire Trapisti temple to my land.
[5] ~ Humourous image to come when I make/find one ~
Rest[4]You take a quick siesta.
Send out an offer to start training people
[7] Using your newfound Instantaneous Journalism technique, you publish an ad in/on all Cheesistani media: including social media. You have your pick of pupils from all around Cheesistan and outlying areas.
Find a place that offer training[2] IN SOVIET CHEESISTAN, PLACE FINDS YOU! ( You are absorbed in a passing by Beirus, being transmitted to his mental realm. )
Go to that place
((I'm not doing Spawn.))
[6]Having been absorbed into Beirus, you have arrived at the perfect place for training. All it cost you was your physical body. In return, as a means of apology Mental Beirus offers to train you and teach you how to be a Spirit-Cloud-Person.
Quote from: Waka waka
CaptainMcClellan: Absorb more things into my Katamari[5] * bobbing head to the beat while I roll my katamari * Hashitta, magatta, Sokorajuu kakemegutte mita, Mawashita, mawatta,Teatari shidai ni korogashita, Kuttsuketa, kumikonda, Iroiro na mono wo getto shita...
Marchioness: Take a vacation from the plot for a while so the GM has less things to take care of.
[5]The Marchioness goes off to be 2spooky somewhere else.
Quote from: The Prince
Enlargen katamari, make father proud.[5]You continue rolling up Microphonia, but for a measly 5 you get only reminders of how very short we think you are. We are not impressed with a measly five. Surely we could make a katamari worth a 7 on the d8, an elegant and regal katamari worthy of the King of All Cosmos. A katamari that would impress even mother... ( etc. etc. )
Post by: Dorsidwarf on July 09, 2015, 06:32:49 am
Post by: poketwo on July 09, 2015, 08:19:42 am
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 02:29:32 pm
USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!I was under the impression that was you. ._. That's why I named the capitol what I did. I mean, you're welcome to have a coup with yourself, I'd just like some clarification.
Post by: poketwo on July 09, 2015, 02:47:06 pm
NO, I MEAN THE SCIZOR THAT RAN AWAY AFTER THE INSURRECTION STARTED LOSING.USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!I was under the impression that was you. ._. That's why I named the capitol what I did. I mean, you're welcome to have a coup with yourself, I'd just like some clarification.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 02:48:55 pm
Oh! Wow, I didn't even remember that! Okay, thanks.NO, I MEAN THE SCIZOR THAT RAN AWAY AFTER THE INSURRECTION STARTED LOSING.USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR!I was under the impression that was you. ._. That's why I named the capitol what I did. I mean, you're welcome to have a coup with yourself, I'd just like some clarification.
Post by: Beirus on July 09, 2015, 03:49:58 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 04:52:26 pm
((Did you remember that I'm Superman now?))(( Yea, more or less... but still that doesn't change the outcome of the roll? ))
Post by: Beirus on July 09, 2015, 05:37:38 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 05:39:48 pm
((It was just a thing I wanted to bring up. Because I'm Superman.))(( XD That's almost as bad/funny as all the "I'm Batman" memes. So while you're online, do you want to go ahead and post a command?))
Post by: Beirus on July 09, 2015, 07:41:50 pm
Start training them.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 09, 2015, 11:01:13 pm
Start training people.Please edit that so the commands are a bit more differentiated. You're not even trying to make it sound like you're not just saying "reroll" for your second command.
If that fails, do it better.
Post by: Prophet on July 10, 2015, 12:07:43 am
Send Trapisti agents into Cheesistan to infiltrate the Communist/Scyther government.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2015, 07:58:45 am
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 13, 2015, 08:16:24 am
Train a little bit more.
Do things with trees.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2015, 09:56:04 am
Form the United Stations, a series of subway stations just outside Cheesistan, with a station at every border crossing.[1]You are arrested on for failing to file construction permits and fined 4,000,000,000 credits.
USE CONTERCOUP WITH THE FIRST SCYTHER TO EVOLVE INTO A SCIZOR![3]Comrade General Xeljanz stiffles your attempt by confining you to an underground cell built in a more volatile era.
Recruit the best pupils.[5]While strictly speaking not "the best of the best", the few that aren't panicking at all the chaos agree to go with you into the mountains to train.
Start training them.
[7]Having already absorbed H4zard, he's already with you and you unlock all of their latent abilities as well as teaching them to channel larger amounts of ki than their body can technically handle. Fortunately, you made sure to teach them to channel it through/around their skins so they don't die/get seriously injured. They all gain cool glowing battle auras.
Fortify the borders of my land.[5](http://tetrisaxis.nintendo.com/_ui/img/bg/bg-tetris-10.png)
Send Trapisti agents into Cheesistan to infiltrate the Communist/Scyther government.
Construction by Tetris isn't the most efficient or effective way to fortify, but damn if it isn't a lot of fun!
[4]Yeah. Cos the human male dressed as a female doesn't stand out like a sore thumb in a crowd full of het scythers... :| Fortunately, your agent was able to escape in a state of not-deadness. So.
-Removed- This?[7]You practice gathering ki from living things without killing them and practice focusing that into energy attacks...
Train a little bit more.
Do things with trees.
[8]Meanwhile outside the city...
(http://notesfromthehollow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/splintered-tree-dec-2010.jpg)
If by "do things with trees" you mean "blow them the f*** up" then, unequivocal success. Also you might've damaged your everything... Hard to say, but whether or not the damage is serious you definitely got knocked on your ass.
Quote from: BLARGH
CMC: 塊魂?[7]I add more citizens, buildings, and inconvenient NPCs to my katamari, and acquire enough size to add several military weapons to my katamari.
Quote from: The Prince
ごろごろごろごろごろごろごろごろごろごろごろごろ
(http://www.desktopanime.com/other/katamari_pixel1600.png)
(( I would be truly remiss if I failed to seize the opportunity to use that image.))
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 13, 2015, 10:09:51 am
Edit: Turn:
Train more?
More thingie with trees
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2015, 10:13:14 am
I'm sure you have all enjoyed your tenure here, good. That's what we aim to do here, right? Is have some fun with friends? Well... I've got some news. This will be the last major story arc of Cheesistan. Yea, I know... So much unexplored. So much still to do. However... Don't despair! I'm pleased to announce coming soon to a forum near you:
(http://s22.postimg.org/es5n72koh/Cheesistan_Z.jpg)
I'm planning this reboot to add in new players, extend storylines, go to SPAAAAAAAACEEEE, and have even more memes (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/370/705/37c.gif) and pop culture references. (http://img.memecdn.com/pikachu-is-over-9000-in-attack-mode_o_1120983.jpg) I may have to nerf some of your powers and buff some others. We'll see. Cheesistan Gaiden may or may not still happen, but as of now treat it as if it won't happen.
Spoiler: Spoilers (click to show/hide)
(( Also, I'm super excited because my charger came in! :D ))
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 13, 2015, 10:24:00 am
Spoiler: Sometimes (click to show/hide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2015, 11:30:24 am
(http://www.clker.com/cliparts/Q/S/P/Y/x/X/thumbs-up-th.png)Spoiler: Sometimes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Prophet on July 13, 2015, 04:43:12 pm
Create a Trapisti army.
If I am successful in creating a army begin to train them into a elite fighting force!
Post by: poketwo on July 13, 2015, 05:38:13 pm
THEN FIND OUT HOW HE CONVERTED MY SCYTHERS TO COMMUNISM
*also known as lordslowpoke.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2015, 07:40:16 pm
FIND THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE RISE OF THE SCYTHER COMMUNISTS: GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE*!O_O So... Am I supposed to PM LSP and see if he's still interested in playing the game?
THEN FIND OUT HOW HE CONVERTED MY SCYTHERS TO COMMUNISM
*also known as lordslowpoke.
Post by: poketwo on July 13, 2015, 07:42:10 pm
FIND THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE RISE OF THE SCYTHER COMMUNISTS: GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE*!O_O So... Am I supposed to PM LSP and see if he's still interested in playing the game?
THEN FIND OUT HOW HE CONVERTED MY SCYTHERS TO COMMUNISM
*also known as lordslowpoke.
MAYBE? HE COULD BE WAITING FOR THE RIGHT TIME.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 13, 2015, 07:54:19 pm
Post by: Beirus on July 13, 2015, 09:37:46 pm
Mass PK Kiai the Prince.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 14, 2015, 06:59:56 am
FIND THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE RISE OF THE SCYTHER COMMUNISTS: GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE*!
THEN FIND OUT HOW HE CONVERTED MY SCYTHERS TO COMMUNISM
*also known as lordslowpoke.
sup m8 (https://d.maxfile.ro/pqeefpyncp.webm)
RETURN FROM EXILE, REESTABLISH SELF AS GENERAL SECRETARY
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 16, 2015, 01:27:40 pm
I meant EVERYTHING that you could do with trees. That includes, blowing it up.[4]H4zard cancels train: Interrupted by Scyther.
Edit: Turn:
Train more?
More thingie with trees
[3]Messing with trees will have to wait, for now you have self-defense to attend to.
((Yay! It's always good to have new people to[4]You have created the first Trapisti army. It's one of the most hilarious and disturbing things I've ever seen! ( This week, that is. )convert to trapism and turn into meat-shieldsplay with so a reboot sounds good. Anyway I hope college goes well for you CMC.))
Create a Trapisti army.
If I am successful in creating a army begin to train them into a elite fighting force!
[5]Well... You're making progress. At least many of them are already good at choreography from various drag shows, so marching in formation and gun twirling comes relatively easy. Fighting though, might well take more work.
FIND THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE RISE OF THE SCYTHER COMMUNISTS: GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE*![6]WELCOME TO SPAAAAACE
THEN FIND OUT HOW HE CONVERTED MY SCYTHERS TO COMMUNISM
*also known as lordslowpoke.
[7]He tells you the full story. (( It's a lazy copout I know, but I didn't want to risk hiatus due to bad sleep schedule and whatnot. ))
Take my students to go kill the Prince.[2]Your students are struggling with the ethical implications of such an action.
Mass PK Kiai the Prince.
[6]The Prince is knocked sideways by the force of the blow, many objects are knocked off the katamari and the Prince has been stunned, but not killed.
[6]* insert witty remark poking fun at how LSP essentially has powers of a Greek god at least, but Soviet Communism is atheistic so he can't actually be a godking. Bleh. It was funnier when I wrote it the first time around. *FIND THE TRUE MASTERMIND OF THE RISE OF THE SCYTHER COMMUNISTS: GENERAL SECRETARY SLOWPOKE*!
THEN FIND OUT HOW HE CONVERTED MY SCYTHERS TO COMMUNISM
*also known as lordslowpoke.
sup m8 (https://d.maxfile.ro/pqeefpyncp.webm)
RETURN FROM EXILE, REESTABLISH SELF AS GENERAL SECRETARY
Quote from: Being awake during the day time feels like a mild-to-moderate case of the flu
CMC:Head toward the Prince and roll up his katamari in mine.[4]It looks dangerous to go that way, better not.
(( Sorry about the lateness of this post... I lost the original text and had to basically reroll. Also, LSP, that's pretty hilarious. ))
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 16, 2015, 05:22:20 pm
ACTIVATE BLOCK RAIN
Post by: Prophet on July 17, 2015, 03:06:17 pm
Attempt to learn forbidden evil magic.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on July 17, 2015, 06:07:21 pm
Form the United Station again but in a cirlcle around trapistan instead of cheesistan
Post by: Beirus on July 17, 2015, 09:46:23 pm
Mass Super Kamehameha(or whichever version we have) the Prince.
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 18, 2015, 05:21:42 am
Trees.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 18, 2015, 09:05:17 am
CHANNEL ANCIENT TETRIS POWERS[4]Using a distrubance in the Tetris balance leftover from Tetriseus's visit to Cheesistan you arm yourself with some meager Tetris energy.
ACTIVATE BLOCK RAIN
[3]Still not your domain tho. ;p
Continue to train the Trapisti army.[3]They continue to not improve.
Attempt to learn forbidden evil magic.
[1]You accidentally trap yourself inside a grimoire. Roll to escape.
Pay the fine from the cheesistani treasury due to a legal loophole[5]Legal loopholes FTW. ( It wasn't a 7, so this may bite you in the ass later. :P )
Form the United Station again but in a cirlcle around trapistan instead of cheesistan
[7]Your massive subway project has not only begun, but is progressing fast.
Mass Hadoken the Prince[1]The Super Kamehameha is smaller than the Katamari and becomes a part of it.
Mass Super Kamehameha(or whichever version we have) the Prince.
Attack scyther with Kamehameha.[5]It takes about half the scyther's HP
Trees.
[4]TRREEES.
Quote from: Person of Diminished Interest
CMC: Defeat the boss[4]
Quote from: Boss
Prince: Do the only attack you can: KATAMARI DASH[4]
My katamari and the Prince's collide, causing things to go flying everywhere.
Post by: poketwo on July 18, 2015, 11:29:26 am
FIND OUT Xeljanz's WEAKNESS!
THEN GATHER MY LOYAL FORCES
Post by: Beirus on July 18, 2015, 12:51:56 pm
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 18, 2015, 02:18:03 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 18, 2015, 02:28:41 pm
((What about my hadoken?))(( Oh shit... Sorry. v_v Umm... I just rolled and it's a [5]. So. idk. Want a +2 on your next roll? ))
Post by: Beirus on July 18, 2015, 04:33:07 pm
((Sure, that works.))((What about my hadoken?))(( Oh shit... Sorry. v_v Umm... I just rolled and it's a [5]. So. idk. Want a +2 on your next roll? ))
Mass PK Kiai the Prince.
Mass PK Fire the Prince.
((I think I have PK Fire. If not, go with Hadoken))
Post by: Prophet on July 18, 2015, 04:36:48 pm
If that fails attempt to merge with the grimoire.
Post by: Dorsidwarf on July 18, 2015, 05:37:51 pm
Begin work on a grand headquarters for the United Stations
Post by: H4zardZ1 on July 18, 2015, 08:02:05 pm
Make tree blockade.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 29, 2015, 01:50:28 am
(( EDIT: Soonish, as in within the next month hopefully, I'll have a fully fledge Minecraft server out and compatible with the latest version. I don't know if you guys care, but just thought I'd plug that. You can PM me here for exclusive early access since you guys are basically my second layer of friends. That was... a lot more callous than I wanted it to be, but yea. I can't think of any better way to put it, and look at it this way, I trust/respect/like all of you enough to let you near something that has already consumed about 16-18 hours of my life and that I'm very proud of. ))
Post by: poketwo on July 29, 2015, 06:18:19 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 30, 2015, 04:00:36 pm
I HAVE RETURNED!!!!!![6]Well, let's see... as a bug type he is naturally weak to... (http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/cb/FlyingIC_Big.png)(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/ce/RockIC_Big.png)(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/2/26/FireIC_Big.png) Personally, he is also weak to a semi-addictive plant nectar produced by certain flowers native to Cheesistan as well as particularly attractive female pokemon of compatible egg-types.
FIND OUT Xeljanz's WEAKNESS!
THEN GATHER MY LOYAL FORCES
[7]Apparently, that's a good portion of your soldiers - they thought that the coup was a bit hasty.
ENJOY TEA AND CRUMPETS WITH CHINESE SOUNDING GENERAL[5]Kim Song Woo has tea and crumpets with you while discussing your plans for military rule and expansion. ( At 5, you only get a Korean sounding general. ) (( My apologies to Koreans everywhere, I really did try to research Korean nomenclature but I got lazy and gave up because I needed to get this post out before the thread died again. ))
[7+2] The prince's heart explodes from the force of the blow. You monster.((Sure, that works.))((What about my hadoken?))(( Oh shit... Sorry. v_v Umm... I just rolled and it's a [5]. So. idk. Want a +2 on your next roll? ))
Mass PK Kiai the Prince.
Mass PK Fire the Prince.
((I think I have PK Fire. If not, go with Hadoken))
[1] The prince catches fire. The katamari catches fire. The surrounding trees catch fire. All burn. The katamari continues rolling without the prince's guidance and every living thing in it is also on fire. Also the katamari continues picking things up as it goes along, leaving a flaming trail of destruction. Good job breaking it, hero.
Escape the grimoire.[6]You escape the grimoire.
If that fails attempt to merge with the grimoire.
[5]Well... Now we have the Dark Trap Lord. :(
Complete United Stations project[7]It's a long hard day of work, but you have got it done. No time for a ribbon cutting ceremony, the United Stations is open for business! Hopefully the paint dries before people start coming in.
Begin work on a grand headquarters for the United Stations
[7]The grand headquarters is progressing quickly.
Kill the Scyther.[6](( So very, very tempted to be a dick and be like "Which Scyther"? )) You kill all the Scythers who attacked you except one who escapes to tell the tale.
Make tree blockade.
[1] You tree blockade catches fire from the heat coming of the katamari. Also, it gets rolled up into the flaming katamari. Now it's a bigger flaming katamari.
Quote from: The Prince.
Roll to be rescued by the King.[7]Royal Rainbow!!
Quote from: Ringo McClellan
Roll to save the world[5]Uh... Deus Ex Machina??? * chunks all of Cheesistan and surrounding countries into a pocket dimension to save the rest of the world from all the chaos in Cheesistan *
Post by: poketwo on July 30, 2015, 04:12:30 pm
THEN MOVE MY LOYAL FORCES TO ATTACK THE DISLOYAL COUP FORCES!!!
Post by: Prophet on July 30, 2015, 04:14:35 pm
Begin to perform dark rituals in order to increase my power.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on July 31, 2015, 07:17:25 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on July 31, 2015, 02:58:22 pm
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE (http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Scroll_of_genocide)
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 07, 2015, 07:55:21 pm
EXCUSE SELF TO TOILETAmazing reference is amazing. Really wish I had time to play Nethack again. I have my fingers in so many pies that I don't even have time to eat. ( Also mixed metaphors ftw. ) Rolling as soon as we can accrue two more posts. ( I presume everyone else is also preparing for the impending school year. I will be moving soon, so.)
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE (http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Scroll_of_genocide)
Post by: poketwo on August 07, 2015, 08:32:39 pm
( Also mixed metaphors ftw. ) Rolling as soon as we can accrue two more posts. ( I presume everyone else is also preparing for the impending school year. I will be moving soon, so.)I AM PLANNING FOR WHEN SCREENING FOR CERTAIN RADICAL LEFTISTS COMING TO MY CHEESISTAN. THE COMMUNISTS ARE ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM ALREADY WITHOUT HAVING TO DEAL WITH "YES SWEDEN" SYNDROME.
Post by: Beirus on August 07, 2015, 09:32:08 pm
Develop a brand new martial arts technique unique to my brand of PSI/Ki-based fighting style.
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 08, 2015, 10:34:46 am
ORDER MY SCYTHERS TO DRUG Xeljanz WITH ONE OF THE NECTERS HE LIKES AS TO ENSURE THAT HE WILL NOT INTERVENE IN THE BATTLE!![2]Apparently his tolerance to it is enough that he's still able to competently act as a military leader.
THEN MOVE MY LOYAL FORCES TO ATTACK THE DISLOYAL COUP FORCES!!!
[8]Thus began the Bloody Battle of Cheesistan, Scyther versus Scyther in a battle of annihilation.
Continue to train my army.[1]Horrified by your new appearance, all of your army and all of your traps run away. That makes you irrationally ANGRY.
Begin to perform dark rituals in order to increase my power.
[8]Fueled by your anger, your new dark powers, and the grimoire itself you begin a horrible ritual that will indeed increase your power: at the cost of killing everyone in Trapisti, including animals and plants.
EXCUSE SELF TO TOILET[2]The toilet gets hit by a random meteor.
WHIP OUT BLESSED SCROLL OF GENOCIDE (http://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Scroll_of_genocide)
[6]You pull out the scroll anyway. The Korean general recognizes it and panics, forcing you to promise not to genocide humanity and humanoid creatures. You untie the ribbon holding the scroll shut. A bright orange light and a thunderous voice emit from the scroll demanding of you, "What class of monsters do you wish to genocide?"
Train my students more.[3]Being pulled into a pocket dimension kind of saps their focus.
Develop a brand new martial arts technique unique to my brand of PSI/Ki-based fighting style.
[6]I give you, the meteor kick! Now all students with legs can dive kick from any height, their leg surrounded by a cone of energy, and land totally unharmed.
Quote from: GM
CaptainMcClellan:Seek out a way to seal all of this ridiculous powers before the players become the next boss[6]After a ridiculous amount of studying, you think you've found a way that doesn't rely on your GM powers... It's a complex seal, one might even call it a curse. Unfortunately, you're not equipped to do this.
CaptainMcClellan:Call for help
[6]Your call goes out into the void... Or does it? It appears that someone has heard you.
Will the Scyther Civil War level Microphonia? Will the Trap Prophet be defeated and his evil power sealed? Who will Lord Slowpoke genocide? And who has heard Captain McClellan's distress call? Find out next time on the very first instalment of: CHEESISTAN Z[/b]
(( Gotta write the first post of the Cheesistan Z RTD. Feel free to continue posting here with questions, discussion and speculations. This time I'm gonna have an OoC thread, and hopefully a more consistent schedule. Uhmmm... Besides that, Cheesistan Gaiden might be coming back? Don't expect Cheesistan Z to happen right away though. As I might have said, I'm going to be moving to an apartment soon and I don't want to post during the move. I'll PM everyone when Cheeistan Z happens.))
Post by: poketwo on August 08, 2015, 02:12:42 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 09, 2015, 05:15:29 pm
WHERE IS DA MINECRAFT SERVER IP?IT IS: 69.175.45.141
Post by: Prophet on August 12, 2015, 08:56:26 pm
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on August 13, 2015, 07:16:30 pm
Well my character just destroyed all the the work he put into building a cult and a trap nation. :P I wonder if the thing that CMC called will try to destroy Cheesistan or help him? I also wonder where Giegue and Maria went?Who knows! It's a cliffhanger ending! :P
Post by: CaptainMcClellan on November 06, 2015, 11:48:15 pm