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[CaptainMcClellan]

((He won't let me do anything that seems remotely like TARDIS traveling, alternate Dimensions included))

((I can do that stuff, then again, I am a god.))

(( YOU'RE NOT HELPING! ))

[~Neri]

((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))

[Lolfail0009]

((I can make people jizz themselves to death. If that's not godhood, I don't know what is.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))

Spoiler: BECAUSE NO TIME-TRAVEL (click to show/hide)

[6:11:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: damnit
[6:11:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Quoi?
[6:11:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: worst episode ending ever
[6:11:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Oh
[6:13:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: the girl passed out on the first day back at school when she was so happy to go back because shoe could finaly remember enought o have friends and then she lost all her memories again all of there progress has been undone
[6:13:08 AM] Tune of Dwarves: damnit
[6:13:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND IT PLAYED SAD PIANO IN THE BACKGROUND
[6:13:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Oh.
[6:13:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: yeah
[6:14:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: That sucks.
[6:14:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Yeah
[6:15:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NOW I MUST WAIT TILL NEXT TUESDAY FOR THE NEXT EPISODE BUT I WILL NOT AVE INTERNET THAT DAY SO IT WILL BE NEXT THURSDAY WHEN I GET SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
[6:15:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yeah
[6:15:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I will also miss this weeks episode of No Game No Life
[6:16:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yeah.
[6:16:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not too big a fan o' that one still.
[6:16:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Also.
[6:16:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I know but still
[6:16:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We should play cards for the right to Time Travel.
[6:16:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: .......no........
[6:17:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ...
[6:17:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Too scared?
[6:17:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
[6:17:37 AM] Tune of Dwarves: shut it
[6:17:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I am not to good at cards
[6:17:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Practice.
[6:18:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: or any kind of game like that for taht matter
[6:18:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Hehheh
[6:18:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I don't wanna practise Ima just keep the thing of the deal about the end of the world
[6:18:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Competiton anxiety?
[6:18:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: >.<
[6:19:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I just actually suck at cards, you can ask Ben or anyone else i have ever played cards with
[6:19:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Mmm
[6:19:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Board games then?
[6:20:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And I hear that Smurf has the abilty to go to other dimentions
[6:20:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: UNFAIR
[6:20:20 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OPPRESSION
[6:20:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'm WORKING ON THAT.
[6:21:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< [4:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*— Tune of Dwarves, Today 4:44 AM
[6:21:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[6:22:29 AM] Tune of Dwarves: You sir are a very cruel and oppressive GM
[6:22:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, yea.
[6:22:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Give me a minute.
[6:23:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO DON'T GIVE THEM PENALTIES OR TAKE SHIT AWAY BE FAIR AND LET ME DO THE THING
[6:23:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT TIME TRAVEL THO.
[6:24:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO?!
[6:24:14 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL
[6:24:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT IS TOO.
[6:24:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Even if you obey the rules, what if Kevak went back and changed history?
[6:24:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU HAVE GODS AND SHIT AND SUPER SAYAIN GHOSTS TIME TRAVEL SEEMS RATHER INSIGNIFIGANT
[6:24:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or Blazingglory?
[6:24:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE AREN'T GODS!
[6:25:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY WON'T GERT THI THING
[6:25:08 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEY'RE POMPOUS WINDBAGS!
[6:25:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TG
[6:25:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DO I NEED TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THE STATUS QUO!?
[6:25:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: r=there is the tetris god
[6:26:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and the self proclaimed dieties of uber power as I said time travel seem insignifigant when you think about it
[6:26:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, and what can they do?
[6:26:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Reallyt?
[6:26:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel is a trump card.
[6:26:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's too OP.
[6:26:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I don't know, your so oppressive that you never let anything happen
[6:26:57 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BS
[6:27:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I HAVE COUNTRY TO LOOK OUT FOR.
[6:27:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ALL THOSE LITTLE NPC WOMEN AND CHILDREN!?
[6:27:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I SHANT BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE COUNTRY
[6:27:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OR EVEN IN THE NAMED CHARACTERS!
[6:27:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YES.
[6:27:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT.
[6:27:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SCREW THE MOVIE, SCREW THE TERM
[6:27:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND SNEEZE HALF WAY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY THE WORLD!
[6:28:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You could turn Giegue evil.
[6:28:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HE IS
[6:28:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: !
[6:28:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: By accidentally screwing with his planet.
[6:28:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not really.
[6:28:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: He's kinda pathetic.
[6:28:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Okay
[6:28:37 AM] Tune of Dwarves: listen
[6:29:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: build my own small planet, time travel on that to get to Gallifrey live there and leave Earth Cheesistan and everything else the fuck alone
[6:29:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: hows that?
[6:29:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Won't work.
[6:30:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WHY
[6:30:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The Gallifreyans will want to know how humans got time travel.
[6:30:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And then shit will hit the fan.
[6:30:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NOT HUMAN
[6:30:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER!?
[6:30:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [6:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< The Gallifreyans will want to know how humans got time travel.
[6:30:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: KNOW HOW HUMANS
[6:30:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NOT A HUMAN
[6:30:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Fine.
[6:30:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I meant to say.
[6:31:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: They'll want to know how/why anything but them has time travel.
[6:31:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can blame you!
[6:31:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: yaaaay]
[6:31:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[6:31:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: they won't care
[6:31:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Orly.
[6:32:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The self-proclaimed "Time Lords" won't care that someone else has time-travel.
[6:32:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: If I can't do time thing I want a panet with my citadel and barriers on it that I can fly throught the cosmos like in FF AC and no they won't
[6:33:08 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I will pay the fee for the lordship
[6:33:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: damn
[6:33:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What?
[6:33:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THat doesn't even make sense?
[6:35:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: If you won't let me Time Travel. I want a small platet about the size of Earth that I can fly through space like Sephiroths plan in FF: AC okay.
[6:35:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * Sighs *
[6:35:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And I will pay the fee to become a Time Lord
[6:35:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: can't be that much
[6:35:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THERE IS NO FEE!
[6:35:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S A BLUDDY ARISTOCRACY!
[6:35:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE IS ALWAYS A MONEY FEE FOR LORDSHIP
[6:35:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WHa?
[6:36:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO THERE ISN'T!
[6:36:06 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's heriditary!
[6:36:22 AM | Edited 6:36:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO IS HEARTs DISEASE
[6:36:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: !
[6:36:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR ARGUMENT!
[6:37:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I spouted random nonsense that time. I will admit that
[6:37:14 AM] Tune of Dwarves: But this
[6:37:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [6:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< If you won't let me Time Travel. I want a small platet about the size of Earth that I can fly through space like Sephiroths plan in FF: AC okay.
[6:37:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * SIGHS *
[6:37:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You know what?
[6:37:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: ?
[6:37:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'm'a just kill all time lords.
[6:37:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or sommat.
[6:37:57 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET TO THEM?!
[6:37:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I am determined to keep this to Type 1 Timeline.
[6:38:07 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WITHOUT TIME TRAVEL AND SHIT
[6:38:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OUTSIDE OF THE TEMPORAL ENVELOPE YOU CAN NEGOTIATE ANY INSTANCE.
[6:38:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WITHOUT TIME TRAVEL.
[6:38:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WANNA GO THERE
[6:38:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL JUST GO *OUTSIDE* TIME AND SPACE.
[6:38:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You don't have the power.
[6:39:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HOW WILL YOU GET OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE WITHOUT A TARDIS OR ANY KIND ON TIME DEVICE
[6:39:12 AM] Tune of Dwarves: UNFAIR
[6:39:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE I CAN.
[6:39:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OPPRESSIVE
[6:39:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GM
[6:39:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IS
[6:39:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?
[6:39:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WILL COMPLY>
[6:39:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WELCOME TO THE HOMESTUCK-VERSE BITCH.
[6:39:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YAY
[6:39:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * poofs you there *
[6:39:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT.
[6:40:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WHERE I CAN DO ANYTHING CAUSE NOT SHIT MAKES SENSE
[6:40:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[6:40:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO STILL TIME TRAVEL
[6:40:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: SO long as you stay out of the way of the two giant snakes that are trying to have sex.
[6:40:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And don't screw with Hussie's "canon"
[6:40:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And don't attempt to direct interface with any universe's source code.
[6:41:20 AM] Tune of Dwarves: From that I want to build a TARDIS and blow it up in the Homestuck universe and watch it deteriorate into nothingness
[6:41:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHmmm.
[6:41:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You can't.
[6:41:44 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We still beat up trolls for fun.
[6:41:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ALSO.
[6:41:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: If you get a TARDIS.
[6:42:01 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I can interface with Tesseracts any time I please.
[6:42:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And not you, the dice, or anybody can tell me different.
[6:42:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Wait wait wait
[6:42:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Tesseract is a power source right?
[6:42:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: No.
[6:42:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Read "A Wrinkle in Time" already.
[6:43:01 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or you know what?
[6:43:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I want the Apple of Eden from the Assassin's Creed.
[6:43:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND WHY THE HEAL WOULD I LET YOU NEAR MY TARDIS IF I GOT ONE SINSE YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE ABOUT THE IDEA
[6:43:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or the friggin Infintite Improbability Drive from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
[6:44:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or the "Octavo" from The Discworld Books.
[6:44:14 AM] CaptainMcClellan: There.
[6:44:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or Wilford Brimley's diabeetus powers from "The Frollo Show"
[6:44:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I never read hichhikers guide or discworld
[6:44:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Since we're abandoning all logic, coherency, and reason.
[6:45:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WILL DIABEETUS YOUR TARDIS INTO NOTHINGNESS.
[6:45:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [6:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< I never read hichhikers guide or discworld
[6:45:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What is wrong with our education system?
[6:45:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Okay then TARDIS will go boom and leave cracks in space and time and ruin your universe
[6:45:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and everything
[6:46:02 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE PRESENCE OF A TARDIS IN THE FIRST PLACE WILL SCREW THE UNIVERSE!
[6:46:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW HUSH BEFORE I SEND YOU AT LUDICROUS SPEED TO SOMEPLACE AWFUL.
[6:46:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY YOUR LOGIC IS INVALID
[6:46:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOURS ISN'T!?
[6:47:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE ARE ALREADY TIMELORD SOCIETIES SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THERE ARE NOT TARDIS' ALREADY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
[6:47:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I BLEW THEM UP.
[6:47:35 AM | Edited 6:47:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EXCEPT FOR THE DOCTOR'S
[6:47:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU NEVER MADE THAT COMMAND
[6:47:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HGHHGHGHERHGEGEGEGWSGSAGSAE
[6:48:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[6:48:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND THAT MEANS THERE IS STILL A TARDIS OUT THERE SO YOUR ORIGINAL STATEMENT IS STILL INVALID
[6:48:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[6:48:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO.
[6:48:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S IN THE WHONIVERSE.
[6:48:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT THIS VERSE.
[6:48:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: *biulds a universal merging devise*
[6:48:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YAAAAAY
[6:49:01 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DAHH
[6:49:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO! BAD!
[6:49:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A TARDIS!
[6:49:29 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Don't make me biuld one and bring in the world of anime
[6:49:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE HAVE HYPER-HENTAI CANNONS ALREADY!
[6:49:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE DON'T EVEN NEED THOSE THO!
[6:49:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND IF I HAD A TARDIS I WOULD BE BACK MY PEACEFUL NON DESTRUCTIVE SELF
[6:50:08 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ANIME PEOPLE GET NOSEBLEEDS WHEN THEY'RE AROUSED.
[6:50:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ALL WE NEED IS REGULAR ULTRA-PORN.
[6:50:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THEY'LL ALL BE EXSANGUINATED.
[6:50:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WILL BRING IN DGR ANIME LEVELS
[6:50:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BAKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA
[6:51:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Problem?
[6:51:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll counter with Viera, they probably breed like rabbits.
[6:51:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Ergo.
[6:51:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I could use them to trap but not trap the DGR.
[6:51:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
[6:52:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU CAN'T SIMPLY SMASH DGR WITH A HAMMER
[6:52:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[6:52:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Then I'll retroactively end their existence.
[6:52:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IF YOU GET A TARDIS, TIMEWAR IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE RESULT!
[6:53:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[6:53:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: LET'S DO THAT
[6:53:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT YAY
[6:53:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I *LIKE* LIFE.
[6:53:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT WAS YOUR IDEA
[6:53:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOUR GM YOU CAN'T DIE
[6:53:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO IT ISN'T! IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF TARDIS'ES.
[6:53:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: TARDISes---> TIME WAR.
[6:54:02 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EVERYTIME.
[6:54:14 AM] Tune of Dwarves: ONE TARDIS =FUN AND NO TIME WAR
[6:54:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND I DIDN'T START THIS RTD FOR IT TO BECOME A DALEK BLASTED WASTELAND.
[6:54:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Besides.
[6:54:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Don't say that it is still what you wanted it to be
[6:54:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What's to stop Kevak from stealing the TARDIS and bringing in My Little Pony!
[6:55:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TH ERTD HAS ALREADY MUTATED INTO SOMETHING HORRID
[6:55:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ( I KNOW. BUT YOU CAN TRY TO HOLD ONTO THE ONE THING. )
[6:55:21 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I KNOW DAMNIT!
[6:55:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I should just smite you all and be done with it.
[6:55:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND THE THING STOPING KEVAK IS CALLED THE TARDIS KEY, MY CTIADEL, CAMP, BARRIER, TIME, AND SPACE
[6:56:08 AM] CaptainMcClellan: UURUGRGRG
[6:56:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We're solving this diplomatically.
[6:56:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or I blow up the entire Cheesiverse.
[6:56:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: You realize that smiting anyone that you have ever smited still did not fix the problem?
[6:56:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DO IT
[6:56:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU DON'T THINK I WILL!?
[6:56:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING I CAST A SPELL
[6:56:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL SHUT DOWN THE ROLL TO DODGE!
[6:57:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FREEZE THE WHOLE DAMN THING IN AN ENTROPY SNAP.
[6:57:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TIME LOCK
[6:57:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: QUITE.
[6:57:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU WOULD BRING IN THE DOCTOR WHO UNIVERSE THEN
[6:57:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU
[6:57:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WOULD
[6:57:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DO
[6:57:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT
[6:57:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WOULD END EVERYTHING.
[6:58:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DON'T YOU REALIZE AS THE OP I CAN LOCK THE THREAD!?
[6:58:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TARDIS EXPLOSION
[6:58:28 AM] Tune of Dwarves: You mean like wheb you banned yourself
[6:58:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[6:58:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YEah.
[6:58:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Exactly like that.
[6:58:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Except for everyone.
[6:58:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Let's just post this discussion and see what they think.
[6:58:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and ruin everyones fun?
[6:59:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Your fault.
[6:59:08 AM | Edited 6:59:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: why oh why would you do that?
[6:59:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE NO TIME TRAVEL.
[6:59:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: That is no reason to ruin all the fun now
[7:00:04 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [6:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< Let's just post this discussion and see what they think.
[7:00:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: They will think we are a couple of lunatics going stark raving mad about nothing
[7:00:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: No.
[7:00:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: This is *bay12*
[7:00:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: They'll all go into various states of Insanity.
[7:01:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[7:01:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY
[7:01:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GUESS WHAT
[7:02:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Hmm?
[7:02:28 AM | Edited 7:03:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: They are all "helping" by describing how there god powers can time travel if they pleased. And you won't let me.
[7:03:01 AM | Edited 7:03:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: *sulks in the corner beacuase of the oprressive and unfair GM*
[7:03:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: SMITE INCOMING!
[7:03:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [7:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< They are all "helping" by describing how there god powers can time travel if they pleased. And you won't let me.
[7:03:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [7:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< *sulks in the corner beacuase of the oprressive and unfair GM*
[7:03:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [7:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< SMITE INCOMING!
[7:03:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: So cruel
[7:03:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and unfair
[7:04:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and oppressive
[7:04:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and there is your life as a GM

Hey everyone, guess what?

SMITE INCOMING!

[smurfingtonthethird]

*flails arms*

oh wait, I covered my ass already, hurrah!

[Tune of Dwarves]

((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))

Spoiler: BECAUSE NO TIME-TRAVEL (click to show/hide)

[6:11:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: damnit
[6:11:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Quoi?
[6:11:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: worst episode ending ever
[6:11:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Oh
[6:13:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: the girl passed out on the first day back at school when she was so happy to go back because shoe could finaly remember enought o have friends and then she lost all her memories again all of there progress has been undone
[6:13:08 AM] Tune of Dwarves: damnit
[6:13:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND IT PLAYED SAD PIANO IN THE BACKGROUND
[6:13:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Oh.
[6:13:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: yeah
[6:14:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: That sucks.
[6:14:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Yeah
[6:15:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NOW I MUST WAIT TILL NEXT TUESDAY FOR THE NEXT EPISODE BUT I WILL NOT AVE INTERNET THAT DAY SO IT WILL BE NEXT THURSDAY WHEN I GET SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
[6:15:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yeah
[6:15:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I will also miss this weeks episode of No Game No Life
[6:16:04 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yeah.
[6:16:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not too big a fan o' that one still.
[6:16:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Also.
[6:16:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I know but still
[6:16:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We should play cards for the right to Time Travel.
[6:16:56 AM] Tune of Dwarves: .......no........
[6:17:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ...
[6:17:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Too scared?
[6:17:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan:
[6:17:37 AM] Tune of Dwarves: shut it
[6:17:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I am not to good at cards
[6:17:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Practice.
[6:18:00 AM] Tune of Dwarves: or any kind of game like that for taht matter
[6:18:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Hehheh
[6:18:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I don't wanna practise Ima just keep the thing of the deal about the end of the world
[6:18:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Competiton anxiety?
[6:18:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: >.<
[6:19:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I just actually suck at cards, you can ask Ben or anyone else i have ever played cards with
[6:19:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Mmm
[6:19:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Board games then?
[6:20:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And I hear that Smurf has the abilty to go to other dimentions
[6:20:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: UNFAIR
[6:20:20 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OPPRESSION
[6:20:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'm WORKING ON THAT.
[6:21:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [4:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< [4:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< *sulks in corner for GM's unfair oppression*— Tune of Dwarves, Today 4:44 AM
[6:21:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[6:22:29 AM] Tune of Dwarves: You sir are a very cruel and oppressive GM
[6:22:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, yea.
[6:22:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Give me a minute.
[6:23:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NO DON'T GIVE THEM PENALTIES OR TAKE SHIT AWAY BE FAIR AND LET ME DO THE THING
[6:23:53 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT TIME TRAVEL THO.
[6:24:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO?!
[6:24:14 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT IS NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL
[6:24:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT IS TOO.
[6:24:42 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Even if you obey the rules, what if Kevak went back and changed history?
[6:24:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU HAVE GODS AND SHIT AND SUPER SAYAIN GHOSTS TIME TRAVEL SEEMS RATHER INSIGNIFIGANT
[6:24:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or Blazingglory?
[6:24:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE AREN'T GODS!
[6:25:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THEY WON'T GERT THI THING
[6:25:08 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEY'RE POMPOUS WINDBAGS!
[6:25:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TG
[6:25:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DO I NEED TO REMIND EVERYONE OF THE STATUS QUO!?
[6:25:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: r=there is the tetris god
[6:26:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and the self proclaimed dieties of uber power as I said time travel seem insignifigant when you think about it
[6:26:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Yea, and what can they do?
[6:26:22 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Reallyt?
[6:26:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Time travel is a trump card.
[6:26:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's too OP.
[6:26:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I don't know, your so oppressive that you never let anything happen
[6:26:57 AM] Tune of Dwarves: BS
[6:27:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I HAVE COUNTRY TO LOOK OUT FOR.
[6:27:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ALL THOSE LITTLE NPC WOMEN AND CHILDREN!?
[6:27:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I SHANT BE ANYWHERE NEAR THE COUNTRY
[6:27:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OR EVEN IN THE NAMED CHARACTERS!
[6:27:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YES.
[6:27:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BUT THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT.
[6:27:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SCREW THE MOVIE, SCREW THE TERM
[6:27:57 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME AND SNEEZE HALF WAY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AND DESTROY THE WORLD!
[6:28:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You could turn Giegue evil.
[6:28:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HE IS
[6:28:25 AM] Tune of Dwarves: !
[6:28:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: By accidentally screwing with his planet.
[6:28:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Not really.
[6:28:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: He's kinda pathetic.
[6:28:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Okay
[6:28:37 AM] Tune of Dwarves: listen
[6:29:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: build my own small planet, time travel on that to get to Gallifrey live there and leave Earth Cheesistan and everything else the fuck alone
[6:29:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: hows that?
[6:29:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Won't work.
[6:30:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WHY
[6:30:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The Gallifreyans will want to know how humans got time travel.
[6:30:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And then shit will hit the fan.
[6:30:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NOT HUMAN
[6:30:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER!?
[6:30:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [6:30 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< The Gallifreyans will want to know how humans got time travel.
[6:30:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: KNOW HOW HUMANS
[6:30:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: NOT A HUMAN
[6:30:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Fine.
[6:30:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I meant to say.
[6:31:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: They'll want to know how/why anything but them has time travel.
[6:31:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I can blame you!
[6:31:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: yaaaay]
[6:31:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO
[6:31:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: they won't care
[6:31:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Orly.
[6:32:25 AM] CaptainMcClellan: The self-proclaimed "Time Lords" won't care that someone else has time-travel.
[6:32:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: If I can't do time thing I want a panet with my citadel and barriers on it that I can fly throught the cosmos like in FF AC and no they won't
[6:33:08 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I will pay the fee for the lordship
[6:33:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: damn
[6:33:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What?
[6:33:45 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THat doesn't even make sense?
[6:35:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: If you won't let me Time Travel. I want a small platet about the size of Earth that I can fly through space like Sephiroths plan in FF: AC okay.
[6:35:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * Sighs *
[6:35:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: And I will pay the fee to become a Time Lord
[6:35:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: can't be that much
[6:35:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THERE IS NO FEE!
[6:35:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S A BLUDDY ARISTOCRACY!
[6:35:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE IS ALWAYS A MONEY FEE FOR LORDSHIP
[6:35:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WHa?
[6:36:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO THERE ISN'T!
[6:36:06 AM] CaptainMcClellan: It's heriditary!
[6:36:22 AM | Edited 6:36:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO IS HEARTs DISEASE
[6:36:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: !
[6:36:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU'RE NOT HELPING YOUR ARGUMENT!
[6:37:05 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I spouted random nonsense that time. I will admit that
[6:37:14 AM] Tune of Dwarves: But this
[6:37:15 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [6:35 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< If you won't let me Time Travel. I want a small platet about the size of Earth that I can fly through space like Sephiroths plan in FF: AC okay.
[6:37:31 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * SIGHS *
[6:37:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You know what?
[6:37:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: ?
[6:37:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'm'a just kill all time lords.
[6:37:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or sommat.
[6:37:57 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET TO THEM?!
[6:37:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I am determined to keep this to Type 1 Timeline.
[6:38:07 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WITHOUT TIME TRAVEL AND SHIT
[6:38:20 AM] CaptainMcClellan: OUTSIDE OF THE TEMPORAL ENVELOPE YOU CAN NEGOTIATE ANY INSTANCE.
[6:38:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WITHOUT TIME TRAVEL.
[6:38:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WANNA GO THERE
[6:38:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL JUST GO *OUTSIDE* TIME AND SPACE.
[6:38:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You don't have the power.
[6:39:06 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HOW WILL YOU GET OUTSIDE OF TIME AND SPACE WITHOUT A TARDIS OR ANY KIND ON TIME DEVICE
[6:39:12 AM] Tune of Dwarves: UNFAIR
[6:39:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE I CAN.
[6:39:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: OPPRESSIVE
[6:39:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GM
[6:39:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IS
[6:39:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU KNOW SOMETHIN'?
[6:39:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WILL COMPLY>
[6:39:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WELCOME TO THE HOMESTUCK-VERSE BITCH.
[6:39:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YAY
[6:39:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: * poofs you there *
[6:39:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FUCKIN' DEAL WITH IT.
[6:40:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WHERE I CAN DO ANYTHING CAUSE NOT SHIT MAKES SENSE
[6:40:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: XD
[6:40:16 AM] Tune of Dwarves: SO STILL TIME TRAVEL
[6:40:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: SO long as you stay out of the way of the two giant snakes that are trying to have sex.
[6:40:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And don't screw with Hussie's "canon"
[6:40:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And don't attempt to direct interface with any universe's source code.
[6:41:20 AM] Tune of Dwarves: From that I want to build a TARDIS and blow it up in the Homestuck universe and watch it deteriorate into nothingness
[6:41:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HHmmm.
[6:41:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: You can't.
[6:41:44 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We still beat up trolls for fun.
[6:41:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ALSO.
[6:41:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: If you get a TARDIS.
[6:42:01 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I can interface with Tesseracts any time I please.
[6:42:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: And not you, the dice, or anybody can tell me different.
[6:42:17 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Wait wait wait
[6:42:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Tesseract is a power source right?
[6:42:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: No.
[6:42:54 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Read "A Wrinkle in Time" already.
[6:43:01 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or you know what?
[6:43:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I want the Apple of Eden from the Assassin's Creed.
[6:43:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND WHY THE HEAL WOULD I LET YOU NEAR MY TARDIS IF I GOT ONE SINSE YOU ARE SO NEGATIVE ABOUT THE IDEA
[6:43:43 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or the friggin Infintite Improbability Drive from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
[6:44:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or the "Octavo" from The Discworld Books.
[6:44:14 AM] CaptainMcClellan: There.
[6:44:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or Wilford Brimley's diabeetus powers from "The Frollo Show"
[6:44:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I never read hichhikers guide or discworld
[6:44:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Since we're abandoning all logic, coherency, and reason.
[6:45:13 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WILL DIABEETUS YOUR TARDIS INTO NOTHINGNESS.
[6:45:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: [6:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< I never read hichhikers guide or discworld
[6:45:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What is wrong with our education system?
[6:45:44 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Okay then TARDIS will go boom and leave cracks in space and time and ruin your universe
[6:45:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and everything
[6:46:02 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THE PRESENCE OF A TARDIS IN THE FIRST PLACE WILL SCREW THE UNIVERSE!
[6:46:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOW HUSH BEFORE I SEND YOU AT LUDICROUS SPEED TO SOMEPLACE AWFUL.
[6:46:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY YOUR LOGIC IS INVALID
[6:46:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOURS ISN'T!?
[6:47:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: THERE ARE ALREADY TIMELORD SOCIETIES SO WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THERE ARE NOT TARDIS' ALREADY OUT THERE SOMEWHERE
[6:47:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I BLEW THEM UP.
[6:47:35 AM | Edited 6:47:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EXCEPT FOR THE DOCTOR'S
[6:47:38 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU NEVER MADE THAT COMMAND
[6:47:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: HGHHGHGHERHGEGEGEGWSGSAGSAE
[6:48:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[6:48:01 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND THAT MEANS THERE IS STILL A TARDIS OUT THERE SO YOUR ORIGINAL STATEMENT IS STILL INVALID
[6:48:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[6:48:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO.
[6:48:23 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IT'S IN THE WHONIVERSE.
[6:48:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT THIS VERSE.
[6:48:52 AM] Tune of Dwarves: *biulds a universal merging devise*
[6:48:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YAAAAAY
[6:49:01 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DAHH
[6:49:05 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO! BAD!
[6:49:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE A TARDIS!
[6:49:29 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Don't make me biuld one and bring in the world of anime
[6:49:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE HAVE HYPER-HENTAI CANNONS ALREADY!
[6:49:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: WE DON'T EVEN NEED THOSE THO!
[6:49:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND IF I HAD A TARDIS I WOULD BE BACK MY PEACEFUL NON DESTRUCTIVE SELF
[6:50:08 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ANIME PEOPLE GET NOSEBLEEDS WHEN THEY'RE AROUSED.
[6:50:18 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ALL WE NEED IS REGULAR ULTRA-PORN.
[6:50:28 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND THEY'LL ALL BE EXSANGUINATED.
[6:50:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: I WILL BRING IN DGR ANIME LEVELS
[6:50:49 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BAKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA
[6:51:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Problem?
[6:51:29 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'll counter with Viera, they probably breed like rabbits.
[6:51:32 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Ergo.
[6:51:40 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I could use them to trap but not trap the DGR.
[6:51:46 AM] CaptainMcClellan: THEN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
[6:52:09 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU CAN'T SIMPLY SMASH DGR WITH A HAMMER
[6:52:19 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FINE.
[6:52:36 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Then I'll retroactively end their existence.
[6:52:55 AM] CaptainMcClellan: IF YOU GET A TARDIS, TIMEWAR IS THE ONLY POSSIBLE RESULT!
[6:53:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
[6:53:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: LET'S DO THAT
[6:53:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NOT YAY
[6:53:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I *LIKE* LIFE.
[6:53:22 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT WAS YOUR IDEA
[6:53:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOUR GM YOU CAN'T DIE
[6:53:47 AM] CaptainMcClellan: NO IT ISN'T! IT'S THE ONLY LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF TARDIS'ES.
[6:53:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: TARDISes---> TIME WAR.
[6:54:02 AM] CaptainMcClellan: EVERYTIME.
[6:54:14 AM] Tune of Dwarves: ONE TARDIS =FUN AND NO TIME WAR
[6:54:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: AND I DIDN'T START THIS RTD FOR IT TO BECOME A DALEK BLASTED WASTELAND.
[6:54:35 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Besides.
[6:54:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: Don't say that it is still what you wanted it to be
[6:54:56 AM] CaptainMcClellan: What's to stop Kevak from stealing the TARDIS and bringing in My Little Pony!
[6:55:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TH ERTD HAS ALREADY MUTATED INTO SOMETHING HORRID
[6:55:12 AM] CaptainMcClellan: ( I KNOW. BUT YOU CAN TRY TO HOLD ONTO THE ONE THING. )
[6:55:21 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I KNOW DAMNIT!
[6:55:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I should just smite you all and be done with it.
[6:55:55 AM] Tune of Dwarves: AND THE THING STOPING KEVAK IS CALLED THE TARDIS KEY, MY CTIADEL, CAMP, BARRIER, TIME, AND SPACE
[6:56:08 AM] CaptainMcClellan: UURUGRGRG
[6:56:15 AM] CaptainMcClellan: We're solving this diplomatically.
[6:56:26 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Or I blow up the entire Cheesiverse.
[6:56:31 AM] Tune of Dwarves: You realize that smiting anyone that you have ever smited still did not fix the problem?
[6:56:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DO IT
[6:56:51 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YOU DON'T THINK I WILL!?
[6:56:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT IS ALREADY HAPPENING I CAST A SPELL
[6:56:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I'LL SHUT DOWN THE ROLL TO DODGE!
[6:57:11 AM] CaptainMcClellan: FREEZE THE WHOLE DAMN THING IN AN ENTROPY SNAP.
[6:57:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TIME LOCK
[6:57:37 AM] CaptainMcClellan: QUITE.
[6:57:41 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU WOULD BRING IN THE DOCTOR WHO UNIVERSE THEN
[6:57:43 AM] Tune of Dwarves: YOU
[6:57:45 AM] Tune of Dwarves: WOULD
[6:57:46 AM] Tune of Dwarves: DO
[6:57:47 AM] Tune of Dwarves: IT
[6:57:52 AM] CaptainMcClellan: I WOULD END EVERYTHING.
[6:58:07 AM] CaptainMcClellan: DON'T YOU REALIZE AS THE OP I CAN LOCK THE THREAD!?
[6:58:10 AM] Tune of Dwarves: TARDIS EXPLOSION
[6:58:28 AM] Tune of Dwarves: You mean like wheb you banned yourself
[6:58:30 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[6:58:33 AM] CaptainMcClellan: YEah.
[6:58:38 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Exactly like that.
[6:58:41 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Except for everyone.
[6:58:50 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Let's just post this discussion and see what they think.
[6:58:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and ruin everyones fun?
[6:59:00 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Your fault.
[6:59:08 AM | Edited 6:59:19 AM] Tune of Dwarves: why oh why would you do that?
[6:59:17 AM] CaptainMcClellan: BECAUSE NO TIME TRAVEL.
[6:59:33 AM] Tune of Dwarves: That is no reason to ruin all the fun now
[7:00:04 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [6:59 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< Let's just post this discussion and see what they think.
[7:00:27 AM] Tune of Dwarves: They will think we are a couple of lunatics going stark raving mad about nothing
[7:00:34 AM] CaptainMcClellan: No.
[7:00:39 AM] CaptainMcClellan: This is *bay12*
[7:00:58 AM] CaptainMcClellan: They'll all go into various states of Insanity.
[7:01:36 AM] Tune of Dwarves: XD
[7:01:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: HEY
[7:01:42 AM] Tune of Dwarves: GUESS WHAT
[7:02:27 AM] CaptainMcClellan: Hmm?
[7:02:28 AM | Edited 7:03:23 AM] Tune of Dwarves: They are all "helping" by describing how there god powers can time travel if they pleased. And you won't let me.
[7:03:01 AM | Edited 7:03:11 AM] Tune of Dwarves: *sulks in the corner beacuase of the oprressive and unfair GM*
[7:03:16 AM] CaptainMcClellan: SMITE INCOMING!
[7:03:26 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [7:02 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< They are all "helping" by describing how there god powers can time travel if they pleased. And you won't let me.
[7:03:39 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [7:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves:

<<< *sulks in the corner beacuase of the oprressive and unfair GM*
[7:03:51 AM] Tune of Dwarves: [7:03 AM] CaptainMcClellan:

<<< SMITE INCOMING!
[7:03:54 AM] Tune of Dwarves: So cruel
[7:03:58 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and unfair
[7:04:03 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and oppressive
[7:04:18 AM] Tune of Dwarves: and there is your life as a GM

Hey everyone, guess what?

SMITE INCOMING!

((He's so cruel and oppressive, but this is rather entertaining))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))

(( I have control of sub-atomic matter. What makes you think I can't counteract this? ))

[Prophet]

((Just let Tune live in another dimension but with a way to summon him their not time travel and he has to visit every once in a while now every one can be happy.)) ((At least until we go to his new dimension then f*ck it up like we did this one.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Just let Tune live in another dimension but with a way to summon him their not time travel and he has to visit every once in a while now every one can be happy.)) ((At least until we go to his new dimension then f*ck it up like we did this one.))

(( No. We only get ONE universe, so we can't screw it up. And we can't be zipping between verses all the time either. Also, time travel science is hard. Paradox logic is also hard.))

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( I also came up with an acceptable compromise, I think. You all have to participate in this, and Tune gets his Time Travel. ))

[~Neri]

((As I have control over elements and therefore I have effective control over matter, I could make a small rotating black hole and slide along the sections of space that it drags time to skip through time also. Sooo physics lets me travel through time, Wooo! Perfectly logical time travel!))

(( I have control of sub-atomic matter. What makes you think I can't counteract this? ))

((Well, I likely wouldn't use it to begin with cause it has many ways it can go wrong, however black holes don't care if their matter is subatomic or not.))

[Lyeos]

Lyeos: Just go. Go to the library without a word. Why would the dice help you?

Mitzi: Nap time!

((I'm so glad that I'm normal enough not to be included in these conversations!))

[smurfingtonthethird]

normal enough

((You're on a forum about a citybuilding/roguelike 2D game in the Forums game section playing an RTD. ONE OF US))

[Beirus]

(( I also came up with an acceptable compromise, I think. You all have to participate in this, and Tune gets his Time Travel. ))

((Stupid guilt by association. All I wanted to do was relax on a mountain and train Superman into the greatest martial artist in history.))

[Lyeos]

((Yeah... No. No. I've kept out of this conversation except for voting no to time travel in the poll. No. Not happening. Too much going on right now.))