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Title: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [THREAD MOVED]
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 28, 2018, 06:06:29 pm

This is a Wiki-Wars game. Like the other Wiki-Wars games, the goal is very simple: incapacitate other players to the point where they are unable to continue playing. Obviously, the simplest way to do this is to kill other players, but methods such as imprisonment or severe non-fatal brain damage also count towards this goal. For every other player you dispose of in this fashion, you get a point. What these points do, and what happens when you acquire certain amounts of points, is covered in the mechanics section below.

Yes, I know that I was running another one of these a while back. No, I'm not going to restart it. It's been four months since the last update at this point.

The original game idea came from TCM back in 2015, as can be seen here (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=153330.0).

Each game will have 8 players, with a perpetually cycling waitlist. Signing up is first come first serve.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Players:

• NAV
• Puppyguard
• Yottawhat
• OceanSoul
• Secheral
• King Zultan
• NRDL
• GigaGiant

Waitlist:

• Fluffe9911
• TamerVirus
• Maximum Spin
• Rockeater
• Questorhawk
• Leodanny
• etc.

Spoiler: Hall of Champions (click to show/hide)

Nobody has won a game yet!

Spoiler: Mechanics (WARNING: WALL OF TEXT) (click to show/hide)

Gameplay:

Each player starts with 0 Points and gains more points by killing or permanently incapacitating other player characters. The first player to receive 10 Points in a game is declared the Champion. The Champion is guaranteed a spot at the start of the next game, has their username put in the HALL OF CHAMPIONS, and gets to choose the location of the next game.

Kill Absorption:
When a competitor kills another competitor, they gain points equal to half (rounded down) of their defeated opponent's total kill-count. They also gain an amount of new Articles equal to this same number. For example, killing someone with a Kill-count of 4 would result in +2 to your current points and gaining 2 new Articles.

Dice:
The Game runs on a 10-Sided Die system for completing actions, so a Rolled 10 will result in the complete satisfaction of the intended action, whereas a 1 will result in the direct opposite. Simple actions require no rolls. Rolls are required for more complicated actions, like painting a picture, breaking down a door or hacking a computer.

Combat:
Standard D10 is used for rolls. You can attack up to twice per turn, so long as someone is in range. (Attacking Die and Defending Die Referred to as AD and DD respectively, henceforth.) If AD > DD, the attack is successful, and damage is dealt based upon the difference in the rolls as well as all the other factors in the fight: cover, armor, and so on. If AD < or = to DD, the attack fails. If AD < DD by a margin of 5, the defender  counter-attacks. (Ex. AA of 3 VS. DD of 8, Defender counter attacks.) Counter Attacks cannot be re-countered.

Attributes:
Each player receives random Assets and/or Attributes and/or Abilities, based on 5 Random Wikipedia Articles. Attributes have some sort of effect on the player, often a modifier to certain types of rolls, or a specific ability. For example, a Random Article on a Baseball Player known for their slugging, would give them a bonus to wielding Clubs and various pieces of baseball equipment. Another Article for a fictional pyromancer would give that player an Ability to control a certain amount of fire.  For each Point a player earns, they gain a new Wikipedia Article.

But won't this result in huge disparities, with one player starting with an assault rifle, another with Telekinesis, and another with a pogostick? Of course, that's what makes this fun! Be creative, that's why the goal is to incapacitate, not just kill. A player can be blessed with getting the article for immortality, but that makes them far from unbeatable.

In general, most Articles will work like this:

-Organisms, People, Fictional Characters, and Mythological/Religious Entities will give the Player an Attribute based on their own attributes and habits.
-Locations will give Attributes and Assets based on what they're known for, ex., Detroit would give its player a +2 to actions involving automobiles.
-Assets will mostly result in the player starting with one or more of them on-hand, depending on their function, size, etc.
-Historical events will often give players Attributes and Assets that reflect what it was like for an average person in the event. For example, an article for a battle in the Napoleonic Wars would give the player equipment and skills reflective of a typical soldier of those times.
-Concepts, Theories and Abstractions will give Attributes based on their general subject. A player with Pragmatism will get an ability to disprove untestable impossibilities, ex., nullifying the magical powers of another player.
-Miscellaneous Articles will result in...something interesting!

Abilities aren't inherently bad, but may carry risky side-effects.

NPCs:
NPCs are (in most cases) neutral and apathetic to PvP fighting. However, they will start responding to any sort of violence or action that interferes or harms them in any way. So if two players decide to have a gunfight, the NPCs will do nothing except possibly hide. However, if a stray bullet hits an NPC, the NPCs will start reacting to the player at fault, at which time them may run away, scream for help, call the police, attack the player, etc. The response of the NPCs to Players varies with each NPC of course; flashing a group of elderly monks will end differently than throwing beer cans at a gang of disgruntled bikers.

Disclaimer on Meta-Gaming:
All spoiler'd player sheets are free to be viewed by other players and are considered "public". While this will inevitable influence player decisions, explicit meta-gaming is not permitted, (ex. a character knowing the exact location of another character without any in-character means of getting that information).

Status Effects:
Numbers next to Status Effect state how many turns the effect lasts for.

Once the number for Bleed-Out reaches 0, your character dies. The more bleeding wounds a character has, the faster the Bleed-Out process becomes. Several minor bleeding wounds, for example, can compound to become a  life threatening ailment.

Pain will be another common status effect. It confers general penalties to rolls, but is temporary outside of severe cases.

Unconscious characters can not roll for Defense, and can only attempt to regain consciousness. They are at the mercy of their attackers until they regain consciousness, and can only hope their assailants are incompetent or get distracted.

Types of Reloading (Ranged Weapon Guide):

Quick Reload (QR) - These weapons can be reloaded without a substantial time investment from their users. If your ranged weapon does not have its type of reloading specified next to it, assume it is a Quick Reload weapon. The only time a Quick Reload will greatly effect your gameplay is if it is done in close quarters combat, with you reloading while still in striking range. If you try a Quick Reload while someone is close enough to take an immediate swing at you, they will get a free attack before you can finish reloading to commence with your own attack. Common Quick Reloading Weapons include most Handguns, Machine Pistols, SMGs, and Bows.

Moderate Reload (MR) -  These weapons take longer than the previous type to reload, but the reload is fast enough to keep you in a fight. You can perform a Moderate Reload before shooting, but this will allow your opponent, regardless of their type of weapon, to counter-attack before you attack rather than afterwards if they are in range. Common Moderate Reload Weapons include most Rifles, Muskets, Crossbows, and Flamethrowers.

Long Reload (LR) - The reloading for these weapons are very time intensive and thus you can not perform any combat during your turn. (If an enemy attacks you during their turn and are unsuccessful, you will still counter-attack.) As for other actions, you can perform quick actions while Long Reloading, such as diving for nearby cover, but you will not be able to take up longer-term actions such as quickly sprinting away or climbing a ladder. Common Long Reload Weapons include Sniper Rifles, Grenade Launchers, and Rocket Launchers.

Updates will largely be based on how sadistic my professors are currently feeling. Expect a good dose of infrequency.

Spoiler: Sample Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Dolosus
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Gordon Goodwin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gordon_Goodwin): +2 Jazz Composition, +Asset: Saxophone
The White Cockatoo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Cockatoo): +2 Investigation, +1 Acting
Creswell Crags (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creswell_Crags): +2 Spelunking, +2 Archaeology
Mountain View High School (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_View_High_School_(Pima_County,_Arizona)): +1 Teaching, +1 Learning, +Asset: Stack of Textbooks
Apamin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apamin): +Asset: 3 Syringes of Pure Apamin

Status: Normal
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, Saxophone, Stack of Textbooks, 3 Syringes of Pure Apamin
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (0/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 28, 2018, 06:08:39 pm

~Reserved~

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (0/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 28, 2018, 06:09:21 pm

~Reserved~

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (0/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: NAV on January 28, 2018, 06:12:29 pm

~Reserved~

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (1/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: Puppyguard on January 28, 2018, 06:19:31 pm

IN

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (2/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: Yottawhat on January 28, 2018, 06:35:34 pm

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (3/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: OceanSoul on January 28, 2018, 06:49:25 pm

In.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (3/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: ziizo on January 28, 2018, 07:15:46 pm

In.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (3/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: Failbird105 on January 28, 2018, 07:16:07 pm

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (6/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: Secheral on January 28, 2018, 09:41:35 pm

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (7/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 28, 2018, 11:04:27 pm

Mmkay. I'm just gonna start building character sheets for y'all while I wait for the last player to show up.

The starting location is gonna be at The Triple Door (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Triple_Door), a dinner theatre/lounge in Seattle, Washington. I hope y'all are ready to bring utter chaos and destruction to the Pacific Northwest.

EDIT: I’m not gonna say who, but one of you has a thermonuclear warhead.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (7/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 12:08:58 am

Darn. I was hoping to bring utter chaos and destruction to the Atlantic Northwest. Oh well, close enough.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (7/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: King Zultan on January 29, 2018, 12:39:32 am

IN

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (7/8, Sign up now!)
Post by: NRDL on January 29, 2018, 01:10:30 am

IN

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: GigaGiant on January 29, 2018, 08:55:54 am

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 10:06:41 am

Mmkay. While I get the first update set up, I'm just gonna dump all your character sheets here.

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown.
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 5 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (50/50); Status: Fine]

Spoiler: Yottawhat (click to show/hide)

Name: Yottawhat
Gender: Male
Nationality: Byzantine

Chief Secretary to the Government of Malaysia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Secretary_to_the_Government_of_Malaysia): +Ally: Ali Hamsa
MR 41 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MR_41): +Asset: MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead
Constantine Gongyles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_Gongyles): +2 Politics, +Ability: Eunuch
Elon Farnsworth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Farnsworth_(Michigan_Attorney_General)): +2 Politics, +2 Law
1955 Tour de France (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Tour_de_France): +2 Biking, +Asset: Racing Bicycle

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead, Racing Bicycle
Abilities:
Eunuch: You’re missing your dangly bits. And that’s just a little bit sad. You are, however, immune to the effects of seduction.
Allies:
Ali Hamsa [Modern Clothes, Briefcase; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Asteroid
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Soccer Ball, Tennis Racquet, 3 Tennis Balls, Asteroid
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: ziizo (click to show/hide)

Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African

Beyers Naude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyers_Naud%C3%A9): +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviators_who_became_ace_in_a_day): +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datenschlag): +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safari_Zoo_Camp): +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Rizzo): +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (5/5), Football
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: Yottawhat on January 29, 2018, 10:19:59 am

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 10:06:41 am

MR 41: +Asset: MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead

I have a fucking what now

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: King Zultan on January 29, 2018, 10:56:28 am

Sounds like a potential, "I win" button.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: NAV on January 29, 2018, 11:00:47 am

Mutually assured destruction.
The eunuch is compensating for lack of something.

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in summoned wet cement then run away to my antique biplane and take to the skies!

(Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns)

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 11:04:53 am

Quote from: NAV on January 29, 2018, 11:00:47 am

Mutually assured destruction.
The eunuch is compensating for lack of something.

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in summoned wet cement then run away to my antique biplane and take to the skies!

(Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns)

The game hasn’t started yet :-/

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: NAV on January 29, 2018, 11:08:50 am

:-/

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (8/8, Waitlist Open!)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 01:07:56 pm

Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door
Time: Midnight

A light drizzle falls across the bustling city of Seattle, heart of the Pacific Northwest. Though busy by day, the streets are nothing is not absolutely rife with activity once the sun goes down. The city’ nightlife roams the streets, filling every bar, lounge, restaurant, and club around. But one lounge in particular, known simply as the Triple Door, is about to get a great deal more excitement than it’s patrons are expecting.

Within the Triple Door itself, the hubbub quickly comes to a halt as eight particularly unusual figures each with even more unusual equipment suddenly appear on stage. Are they some sort of opening act before the real show begins? Are they actors of some sort? Is this going to be a magic show? Only the figures themselves know for sure.

At the stroke of midnight, a shrill whistle pierces the air of Downtown Seattle, disturbing many an addled junkie and drunken individual. The tension in the Triple Door heightens to a fever-pitch as the figures stare at each other with burning intensity, all waiting for the moment the whistle ends.

The games begin now.

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Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown.
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 5 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (50/50); Status: Fine]

Spoiler: Yottawhat (click to show/hide)

Name: Yottawhat
Gender: Male
Nationality: Byzantine

Chief Secretary to the Government of Malaysia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Secretary_to_the_Government_of_Malaysia): +Ally: Ali Hamsa
MR 41 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MR_41): +Asset: MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead
Constantine Gongyles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_Gongyles): +2 Politics, +Ability: Eunuch
Elon Farnsworth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Farnsworth_(Michigan_Attorney_General)): +2 Politics, +2 Law
1955 Tour de France (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Tour_de_France): +2 Biking, +Asset: Racing Bicycle

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead, Racing Bicycle
Abilities:
Eunuch: You’re missing your dangly bits. And that’s just a little bit sad. You are, however, immune to the effects of seduction.
Allies:
Ali Hamsa [Modern Clothes, Briefcase; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Soccer Ball, Tennis Racquet, 3 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: ziizo (click to show/hide)

Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African

Beyers Naude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyers_Naud%C3%A9): +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviators_who_became_ace_in_a_day): +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datenschlag): +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safari_Zoo_Camp): +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Rizzo): +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (5/5), Football
Abilities: None
Allies: None

---

Spoiler: GM Note (click to show/hide)

All boats and aircraft are within nearby Elliot Bay, just a few blocks away. The racecar (with driver) and bicycle are parked just outside the Triple Door itself. All other assets are located with the Wiki-Warriors themselves. Yes, that includes the asteroid and the warhead.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: ziizo on January 29, 2018, 02:31:30 pm

throw my dictionary to someone and run outside to steal Yottawhat bicycle

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on January 29, 2018, 03:03:20 pm

Grab a drunk and use him as a human shield.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on January 29, 2018, 03:50:15 pm

Order my Mafioso to shoot Yottawat, Then light and throw a firework at Failbird.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on January 29, 2018, 03:59:07 pm

((Note that Oceansoul's asteroid is 100 km^2 so we are all already dead, and Puppyguard's fireworks don't actually shoot out. Just sorta fizz into tentacles.))

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in conjured wet cement. (Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns, but usually hours after exposure).
Run out the building and towards my antique biplane.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:06:11 pm

Quote from: NAV on January 29, 2018, 03:59:07 pm

((Note that Oceansoul's asteroid is 100 km^2 so we are all already dead, and Puppyguard's fireworks don't actually shoot out. Just sorta fizz into tentacles.))

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in conjured wet cement. (Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns, but usually hours after exposure).
Run out the building and towards my antique biplane.

((Hmm... okay. I think I’ll do something about that...

Okay. OceanSoul now has a very Large Chunk of an asteroid.))

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on January 29, 2018, 04:20:06 pm

Black Snake Fireworks for reference. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oYytdZuV47M)

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:24:35 pm

Oh, I know about the fireworks. I was just concerned about the asteroid.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 04:29:00 pm

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:06:11 pm

Quote from: NAV on January 29, 2018, 03:59:07 pm

((Note that Oceansoul's asteroid is 100 km^2 so we are all already dead, and Puppyguard's fireworks don't actually shoot out. Just sorta fizz into tentacles.))

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in conjured wet cement. (Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns, but usually hours after exposure).
Run out the building and towards my antique biplane.

((Hmm... okay. I think I’ll do something about that...

Okay. OceanSoul now has a very Large Chunk of an asteroid.))

How large, anyway? Large enough for me to barely carry?

We're battling while this place is still open? OceanSoul thought, I could understand doing this after hours, but now? Everyone here's going to see a chaotic spectacle of a battle. We'll probably have police called on us. Welp, best chance is to sing something and confuse people on whether this is a performance or not. Now, what to sing...perhaps Ballroom Blitz?

While singing Ballroom Blitz, nail ziizo with a tennis ball to the head. Using the racket of course. Chase after him a bit.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:43:02 pm

Quote from: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 04:29:00 pm

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:06:11 pm

Quote from: NAV on January 29, 2018, 03:59:07 pm

((Note that Oceansoul's asteroid is 100 km^2 so we are all already dead, and Puppyguard's fireworks don't actually shoot out. Just sorta fizz into tentacles.))

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in conjured wet cement. (Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns, but usually hours after exposure).
Run out the building and towards my antique biplane.

((Hmm... okay. I think I’ll do something about that...

Okay. OceanSoul now has a very Large Chunk of an asteroid.))

How large, anyway? Large enough for me to barely carry?

About 27 tons. On the bright side, you can use it as cover! Or as an ingredient in the world’s largest pot of stone soup!

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: Yottawhat on January 29, 2018, 05:13:51 pm

Yottawhat slams the thermonuclear warhead and screams "Nobody touch me or Ali else you want to be blown to kingdom come!"

Keep my finger over the detonator and press it if I end up getting hurt.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 07:10:57 pm

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:43:02 pm

Quote from: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 04:29:00 pm

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:06:11 pm

Quote from: NAV on January 29, 2018, 03:59:07 pm

((Note that Oceansoul's asteroid is 100 km^2 so we are all already dead, and Puppyguard's fireworks don't actually shoot out. Just sorta fizz into tentacles.))

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in conjured wet cement. (Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns, but usually hours after exposure).
Run out the building and towards my antique biplane.

((Hmm... okay. I think I’ll do something about that...

Okay. OceanSoul now has a very Large Chunk of an asteroid.))

How large, anyway? Large enough for me to barely carry?

About 27 tons. On the bright side, you can use it as cover! Or as an ingredient in the world’s largest pot of stone soup!

Where is it? Do I just call it into existence somewhere? About how big is it in diameter?

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 07:18:10 pm

Quote from: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 07:10:57 pm

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:43:02 pm

Quote from: OceanSoul on January 29, 2018, 04:29:00 pm

Quote from: DolosusDoleus on January 29, 2018, 04:06:11 pm

Quote from: NAV on January 29, 2018, 03:59:07 pm

((Note that Oceansoul's asteroid is 100 km^2 so we are all already dead, and Puppyguard's fireworks don't actually shoot out. Just sorta fizz into tentacles.))

Trap the thermonuclear eunuch in conjured wet cement. (Note that wet cement can cause serious chemical burns, but usually hours after exposure).
Run out the building and towards my antique biplane.

((Hmm... okay. I think I’ll do something about that...

Okay. OceanSoul now has a very Large Chunk of an asteroid.))

How large, anyway? Large enough for me to barely carry?

About 27 tons. On the bright side, you can use it as cover! Or as an ingredient in the world’s largest pot of stone soup!

Where is it? Do I just call it into existence somewhere? About how big is it in diameter?

It's next to you. As in about 5 feet away from you. In terms of diameter, way too big to carry.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on January 30, 2018, 04:28:31 am

Pull out the S&W 500 and shoot Yottawhat in the head.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on January 31, 2018, 09:38:02 am

((Mission control to Failbird, mission control to Failbird, you need to post your action. Do you read me?))

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 0: Showdown at the Triple Door](Waitlist Open)
Post by: Failbird105 on January 31, 2018, 03:12:33 pm

sprint out of the building

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (Round 1)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 01, 2018, 02:19:14 pm

Round 1: Kill the Eunuch
Time: 12:02 AM
Music: Sing Sang Sung (https://youtu.be/uT_WRVzD3XI)

The very moment the whistling comes to a halt, all eight unusual figures burst into action!

First to move is ziizo, clad in a gimp suit, who tosses his disturbingly heavy book of German BDSM terms to a random person in the audience! As he follows up with a quick dash out of the building, his suit making uncomfortably loud squeaking noises the whole way, he hears gasps coming from the audience as the people around where the book landed realize just exactly what has landed before them! Once ziizo bursts out of the door, he grabs Yottawhat’s bicycle and begins cycling away!

Secheral, quickly noticing the wealth of crazy people with weapons around him, decides that having some sort of protection would be ideal. Jumping into the crowd, he grabs someone that looks particularly drunk [10 v 2], and quickly wrangles them into a chokehold and holding them out towards the other wiki-warriors.

Next Puppyguard, noting the obvious danger of a thermonuclear warhead, orders his mafioso to dispatch Yottawhat! [2 v 9] Unfortunately for him, the shot goes wide and instead smashes into the giant asteroid, sending shards of rock flying all over the place and significantly spooking the audience. Then, Puppyguard lights a Black Snake at Failbird, which fizzes slightly and starts to snake out into a black tube, as Black Snakes are wont to do.

NAV, also noticing the obvious danger of a nuclear bomb, uses his mystical powers to pour wet cement all over Yottawhat! [7 v 5] The viscous grey goo covers his body as NAV dashes out of the building right behind ziizo, and makes a beeline for Elliot Bay! [Running: 6] She makes it about a quarter of the way, due to some annoying traffic and the fact she is constantly being tripped up by a large gaggle of cats insistent on rubbing up against we her legs.

The trend of causing great bodily harm to Yottawhat continues with OceanSoul, who serves a tennis ball straight at his head while singing Ballroom Blitz! [4 v 7-2 (Cement)] [Singing: 9+2+2+1] Although his shot goes wide, OceanSoul’s singing is off the chart! The chart has burst into flames! The entire audience stands up and gives OceanSoul a standing ovation!

Yottawhat, being the victim of a series of brutal and quite frankly distressing attacks, makes a mad dash for the bomb! [Movement: 6-2 (Cement)] However, the weight of the Cement causes him to fall over onto the ground, as Ali watches in confusion.

Seeing that Yottawhat is now in a very compromising situation, King Zultan moves in to make the killing blow [2 v 9-2 (Cement)], but misses and instead blows more chunks out of OceanSoul’s asteroid. Chunks of asteroid fly into the audience, which elicits a great deal of screaming and blood spurting everywhere.

Finally, Failbird sees the utter chaos that has unfolded before her and decides an egress is the correct choice at this time. After trampling over Puppyguard’s still-growing Black Snake, she pushes her way out of the building and into the street.

[Audience Reaction: 8 - 2 (Dictionary) + 3 (Singing) - 2 (Bodily Harm)]

The audience seems to have accepted this new diversion, and most people lean back to watch the show unfold. The general consensus is that this some sort of weird modern art performance.

---

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown.
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (43/50); Status: Fine]

Spoiler: Yottawhat (click to show/hide)

Name: Yottawhat
Gender: Male
Nationality: Byzantine

Chief Secretary to the Government of Malaysia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chief_Secretary_to_the_Government_of_Malaysia): +Ally: Ali Hamsa
MR 41 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MR_41): +Asset: MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead
Constantine Gongyles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constantine_Gongyles): +2 Politics, +Ability: Eunuch
Elon Farnsworth (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elon_Farnsworth_(Michigan_Attorney_General)): +2 Politics, +2 Law
1955 Tour de France (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1955_Tour_de_France): +2 Biking, +Asset: Racing Bicycle

Status:
Covered in Cement: You are covered in liquid cement! This greatly restricts your movement. The cement will harden in 8 turns.
Chemical Burns: Exposure to cement can cause some nasty chemical burns. These burns will become painfully apparent in 10 turns.
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, MR 41 Thermonuclear Warhead
Abilities:
Eunuch: You’re missing your dangly bits. And that’s just a little bit sad. You are, however, immune to the effects of seduction.
Allies:
Ali Hamsa [Modern Clothes, Briefcase; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Soccer Ball, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: ziizo (click to show/hide)

Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African

Beyers Naude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyers_Naud%C3%A9): +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviators_who_became_ace_in_a_day): +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datenschlag): +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safari_Zoo_Camp): +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Rizzo): +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Racing Bicycle
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (4/5), Football
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Fluffe9911 on February 01, 2018, 03:00:30 pm

Can I sign up for the waitlist?

edit also wow cant believe he got a warhead lol

edit edit alright thanks lol

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 01, 2018, 03:16:22 pm

Quote from: Fluffe9911 on February 01, 2018, 03:00:30 pm

Can I sign up for the waitlist?

edit also wow cant believe he got a warhead lol

Yer in.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: ziizo on February 01, 2018, 03:35:51 pm

continue cycling towards my biplane.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: TamerVirus on February 01, 2018, 03:40:34 pm

waitlist + PTW

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 01, 2018, 04:02:14 pm

Quote from: TamerVirus on February 01, 2018, 03:40:34 pm

waitlist + PTW

Yer in too.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on February 01, 2018, 04:46:53 pm

Shout at my mafioso to shoot yottawhat instead of the asteroid!
In the meantime, I grab a chunk of the asteroid and chuck it at failbird.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on February 01, 2018, 05:36:32 pm

Shuffle to the BDSM book while ruffling through the pockets of my shield for a phone.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Maximum Spin on February 01, 2018, 05:46:59 pm

waitlist yes ok

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 01, 2018, 05:53:23 pm

Quote from: Maximum Spin on February 01, 2018, 05:46:59 pm

waitlist yes ok

Yes you in too good yes ok

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Rockeater on February 01, 2018, 06:08:17 pm

Waitlist

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Questorhank on February 01, 2018, 09:56:10 pm

Waitlist.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 01, 2018, 11:03:17 pm

Quote from: Rockeater on February 01, 2018, 06:08:17 pm

Waitlist

Quote from: Questorhank on February 01, 2018, 09:56:10 pm

Waitlist.

Yer both in.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on February 02, 2018, 03:21:40 am

Go over to Yottawhat and shoot him in the head.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Failbird105 on February 02, 2018, 08:32:39 am

just make a break for my boat

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Yottawhat on February 03, 2018, 10:06:07 am

Have Ali intercept and tackle anyone who is trying to shoot me, while I crawl towards the warhead.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on February 03, 2018, 10:18:24 am

Part the sea of cats and make it to my biplane!

Try to appraise how much a mint condition 1912 prototype biplane would be worth to a collector? Several million at least.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 03, 2018, 04:18:18 pm

((Bomp fer OceanSoul))

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 1: Kill the Eunuch] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: OceanSoul on February 03, 2018, 04:56:48 pm

Second verse, same as first. Keep on running and serving.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (Round 2)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 03, 2018, 06:25:05 pm

Round 2: Look Both Ways
Time: 12:04 AM
Music: Sing Sang Sung (https://youtu.be/uT_WRVzD3XI)

Not sparing even a moment to lose, ziizo madly bikes for Elliot Bay! [Biking: 1] As he pedals with all the force he can muster, his attention is unfortunately diverted from the city around him. In particular, his attention is especially diverted from the car that smashes into him as he runs through a red light! His body is sent flying through the air, flopping like a fish out of water when he hits the ground as his bones break with a sickening crunch, smashed against the asphalt as the bike skitters across the street! The passers-by scream, and out of the corner of his eye ziizo can see the driver of the car panickedly get out of his car and run towards him, with a cellphone in hand.

Back inside the Triple Door, the action takes a much less visceral turn, yet no less of a violent one. After receiving a brutal tongue-lashing from his boss, Puppyguard's mafioso takes aim at ziizo once more [6 v 1-2], this time hitting his mark spot-on! Bullets tear into Yottawhat's flesh, only barely slowed down from the cement covering his body. As this goes on, Puppyguard attempts to throw a blown-off chunk of the asteroid at Failbird, but cannot as she has already vacated the premises.

As Secheral's brand new human shield sputters and curses confusedly, the two make their way over to the discarded German BDSM Dictionary as Secheral rummages through his associate's pockets for a phone. [Thievery: 3] Unfortunately, the gentleman doesn't appear to have a phone in his pockets, or anything at all for that matter. Secheral does, however, manage to scuttle over to the BDSM book and take possession of it.

Seeing Yottawhat's compromised position, King Zultan moves in for the kill! [10 v 6 - 2 (Concrete) - 2 (Pain)] Pressing his pistol up to Yottawhat's head, Zultan pulls the trigger, causing blood and brains to erupt from Yottawhat's head, splattering all over the place!
King Zultan executed Yottawhat! +Article: Wolmaransstad Commando
As the audience recoils back, a fairly modern-looking set of army fatigues shimmer over Zultan's body, replacing his modern clothes as a dangerous-looking assault rifle appears on his back!

Hearing the gunshots back in the Triple Door, Failbird breaks into a mad dash for Elliot Bay! [Running: 1] In a matter eerily similar to what befell ziizo but a few moments ago, she tries to dash through a red light but fails to notice the speeding station wagon careening straight for her! She goes careening through the air, sent flying into the side of a building, where her bones shatter immediately upon impact! She slides down the brick wall, leaving a slick trail of blood behind her as horrified bystanders pull out their phones and start calling 911!

Pushing the various cats out of the way, NAV too starts to run for Elliot Bay! [Running: 5] Unlike the more impatient wiki-warriors, she stops at every red light and waits for the walk signals to indicate that it is safe to cross. While this is much slower than it could have been, it does prevent her from getting smashed into by a wayward car. As she comes into visual range of her Biplane, NAV also tries to appraise it, thinking how much it might cost to a serious collector. [Appraisal: 4]. Though not a professional accountant, NAV does know that to a collector or a museum, it would probably be worth a whole damn lot if it was kept in mint condition.

Even though his target just got their brains blown out by King Zultan, OceanSoul decides that it is still the time to sing more "Ballroom Blitz"! [Singing: 5+2+2+1] Though not as exceptional as the first verse, it is still staggeringly good, and elicits a few more claps from the audience.

[Audience Reaction: 6 - 4 (Brutal Murder) +3 (Singing)]

The audience is uneasy. It is only a matter of time before that they figure out that this isn't some strange modern art piece and that someone actually just got murdered in front of them.

---

Just a few blocks away in Seattle's own Pike Place Market (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pike_Place_Market), another exceptionally strange individual pops into existence. Skilled in the fields of theology, music, and construction, this religiously-clad individual is far more than what meets the eye. As he surveys the commerce going on around him, the very fabric of reality seems to distort around his body.

At the same time, a gigantic Greek frigate pops into existence a few feet above the water in Elliot bay, scaring the absolute shit out of a lone couple making out on the docks.

---

Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown. (5)
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (36/50); Status: Fine]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Soccer Ball, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: ziizo (click to show/hide)

Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African

Beyers Naude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyers_Naud%C3%A9): +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviators_who_became_ace_in_a_day): +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datenschlag): +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safari_Zoo_Camp): +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Rizzo): +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing

Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (5)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Racing Bicycle
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (6)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolmaransstad_Commando): +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues

Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (35/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian

Greek Frigate Salamis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_frigate_Salamis): +Asset: Salamis
Dimension (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimension): +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wray_(composer)): +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Diocese_of_Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro): +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_of_Home_Builders): +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: ziizo on February 03, 2018, 06:28:27 pm

lie there waiting for my death or an ambulance whatever comes first

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NRDL on February 03, 2018, 06:39:29 pm

Get to a phone, reach out to the local Catholic diocese and ask for material support.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on February 03, 2018, 07:01:07 pm

What luck!

Order my cat mob to swarm and further mangle ziizo, then go in for the curb stomp.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on February 03, 2018, 08:29:26 pm

Read aloud from the dictionary and have a discussion with the crowd about best ways to tie someone up.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on February 03, 2018, 09:20:51 pm

Order my mafioso to shoot King Zultan, and chuck the asteroid at King zultan myself!

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: OceanSoul on February 03, 2018, 10:26:25 pm

I wanted to attack with a serve again last turn, though I didn't specify who to attack if my original target was killed. Well, try a soccer ball to King Zultan's head, or if he's dead, the head of whoever killed him.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on February 04, 2018, 02:33:48 am

Quickly wield the assault rifle and fire upon the mafioso and try to dodge all thrown objects.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 2: Look Both Ways] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Failbird105 on February 05, 2018, 04:14:51 pm

Just... just wait for the ambulance

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (Round 3)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 05, 2018, 06:10:23 pm

Round 3: Nobody Can Aim
Time: 12:06 AM
Music: Moanin' (https://youtu.be/__OSyznVDOY)

As ziizo and Failbird lie bleeding in the road, the local bystanders call an ambulance! [Response Time: 10] Unless something should happen to the ambulance, medical assistance will arrive in at the end of the next turn!

NRDL, without even a moment to lose, immediately starts searching for a nearby telephone! [Search: 10]. Fortunately for him, a nearby fish vendor is friendly enough to let the priestly-clad wiki-warrior to borrow his cell phone. Wasting no time, NRDL finds and punches in the number for the office of the Archdiocese of Seattle (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Archdiocese_of_Seattle), and in a matter of minutes manages to get a connection to Archbishop Sartain (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._Peter_Sartain). "My friend, I shall provide anything you need! What is it that you require?"

Back closer to the Triple Door, NAV realizes that being smashed by a car has left ziizo in quite the compromised position! As she makes a rapid 180 degree turn, NAV tries to get the fifty or so cats surrounding him to viciously mangle ziizo! To death! [Cat Commanding: 10] Not only are all the cats worked up into a rabid frenzy, but they all immediately run off to maul the fallen wiki-warrior, leaving NAV completely unimpeded to run up to ziizo and apply a devastating stomp! [Cats: 4 v 9 - 3 (Pain) - 2 (Broken Bones)] [NAV: 6 v 10 - 3 (Pain) - 2 (Broken Bones)] Amazingly, even in his extremely weakened state ziizo is able to ward off the felines, and roll away in just barely enough time so that NAV's boot only grazes his shoulder! This, of course, doesn't change the fact that ziizo is now surrounded by NAV and his horde of fluffy, yet murderous cats.

Finally, back inside the Triple Door an extremely confusing scene is playing itself out. Instead of attacking someone or fleeing, Secheral has chosen to read aloud from the BDSM Dictionary to the crowd! [Reading: 10] He chooses one section which roughly translates to "Fabrics and Materials", and asks the crowd on their opinions of each material's effectiveness as a bondage material. The general audience consensus seems to be that the best thing to do when it comes to tying someone up is [REMOVED FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY].

((For some reason I thought it would be a good idea to go to the datenschlag website and look up some terms. I want to claw my own eyes out now.))

Puppyguard, thankfully being too focused on combat to overhear the ongoing discussion of bondage and sadomasochism going on in the audience, orders his trusty mafioso to make more dakka as he chucks more asteroid at King Zultan! [Mafioso: 1 v 9] [Puppyguard: 10 v 10] The mafioso only proves himself to be even more incompetent at shooting than anyone had even thought possible, and ends up literally shooting himself in the foot! Puppyguard's aim is more spot on, but King Zultan is able to duck just before the flying chunk of rock beans him in the head.

Next up in line for violence is OceanSoul, who harnesses his mad soccer skills to aim his ball straight at King Zultan's head! [4+2 v 10] Unfortunately, at the moment King Zultan appears to possess inhuman reflexes, and manages to weave out of the way before the ball gets even close to him!

Finally, King Zultan pulls out his new assault rifle and goes to town on Puppyguard's mafioso! [8+2 v 10 - 2 (Pain)] Using stellar marksmanship skills, Zultan puts five bullets directly into the mafioso's gut, causing him to double over in pain, vomiting blood all over the floor!

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Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown. (5)
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (30/50); Status: In Pain (General -2 to rolls), Bleeding out (7)]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: ziizo (click to show/hide)

Name: ziizo
Gender: Male
Nationality: South African

Beyers Naude (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beyers_Naud%C3%A9): +2 Theology
List of Aviators Who Became Ace in a Day (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_aviators_who_became_ace_in_a_day): +3 Dogfighting, +Asset: Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Datenschlag (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datenschlag): +Asset: Gimp Suit, +Asset: Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Safari Zoo Camp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safari_Zoo_Camp): +2 Animal Handling, +Asset: Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World
Gary Rizzo (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Rizzo): +2 Music, +2 Audio Mixing

Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (4)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Gimp Suit, 50 USD, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Racing Bicycle (totaled beyond repair)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (5)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolmaransstad_Commando): +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues

Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (30/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian

Greek Frigate Salamis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_frigate_Salamis): +Asset: Salamis
Dimension (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimension): +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wray_(composer)): +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Diocese_of_Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro): +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_of_Home_Builders): +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.

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Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: OceanSoul on February 05, 2018, 08:33:10 pm

...I have a +2 to singing, a +1 to performance...Cover my ears, and sing that Mary Poppins song that goes through do re mi fa so la ti do, but transposed so that last do is a brown note. Preferably of the lethal variety.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: ziizo on February 05, 2018, 08:40:15 pm

use my knowledge about cats to trick them into attacking NAV. Also hope the people around stop watching and protect me from NAV.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on February 05, 2018, 11:25:53 pm

Counter the singing by droning out the names of stars, using sublime messages to incite the masses into hating everything that comes from America, especially people.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on February 05, 2018, 11:30:10 pm

Aim my assault rifle at Puppyguard and fire at his head.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NRDL on February 05, 2018, 11:37:34 pm

Ask the Archbishop to get on the airwaves, get on television, on the internet, EVERYWHERE. I need him to start denouncing all the other Wiki Warriors as the scum of the Earth, and make it necessary for any good honest Christian anywhere to physically confront them and try to subdue them.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on February 06, 2018, 12:00:39 am

Grab the fallen mafioso and use him as a meat shield while I fire at king zultan with the mafioso's tommygun.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on February 06, 2018, 12:58:54 am

Stompy Scratchy!

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 08, 2018, 04:55:04 pm

If I keep having to bump this thread, I'll just start skipping people's turns if it strikes my fancy.

That being said, bomp for Failbird.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 3: Nobody Can Aim] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Failbird105 on February 08, 2018, 05:14:12 pm

don't risk making it worse, just stay there

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation (Round 4)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 09, 2018, 07:35:41 pm

Round 4: Shooty Fun Time
Time: 12:08 AM
Music: Moanin' (https://youtu.be/__OSyznVDOY)

OceanSoul, seeing the futility of kicking sports equipment at those armed with automatic weapons, decides that more singing is in order! Some more... fecally inclined singing. Starting with the once-popular song Do-Re-Mi (https://youtu.be/jITsImZdlMQ) from Mary Poppins, he begins to modulate his tone lower and lower so that it may eventually reach the mythical Brown Note! [Singing: 2 + 2] Unfortunately for OceanSoul, there are two issues with this plan. The first being that the human body cannot actually produce sounds in between 5 and 9 Hz, and the second being that the Brown Note doesn't actually exist (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note). Adding insult to injury, OceanSoul's singing ends up shifting pitch in a most unpleasant manner, causing many audience members to stand up and loudly complain.

Desperately fending off an army of cats, ziizo attempts to use his skill in animal handling to turn the tides against NAV! [Animal Handling: 8 + 2 - 3 (Extreme Pain)] After puffing himself up a good deal, ziizo produces a variety of high-pitched growling and hissing noises as the cats all stop what they're doing to watch this confusing display. As the South African wiki-warrior rolls about dodging NAV's attempts at a curb-stomp, the cats begin to turn their attention upon their former master! Though not quite incited into attacking NAV, they are at least now actively working to thwart her efforts.

Back inside the Triple Door, Secheral responds to OceanSoul's extremely distressing vocal spasms by loudly reciting the names of various astral bodies in a bizarre attempt to somehow send the crowd into a fervent anti-American frenzy! [Astronomy: 7+2] Although Secheral is able to recite the names of many obscure stars, his ramble has no real impact on the crowd. Probably because psychology doesn't work like that, or because Secheral doesn't possess psychic powers. It's one of the two.

Over the loud and confusing sounds of uncontrollably vibrating vocal cords and the names of nearby stars, King Zultan takes aim at Puppyguard with his assault rifle! [4+2v2] Though the shot isn't particularly neat or accurate, it still manages to graze Puppyguard as he was momentarily distracted by auditory barrage currently assaulting everyone inside the lounge.

[Persuasion: 9 + 2 (Roman Catholicism)] After receiving the request to publicly denounce wiki-warriors of all kinds, Archbishop Sartain pauses for a moment. "Well, I'm sure you have a good reason to ask this of me. I'll get to work immediately, but I can't imagine that it'll have any sort of immediate impact. It is barely past midnight, after all. I'll be expecting an explanation for all of this the next time we meet. Jesus Christ be with you." With that, he hangs up the phone.

[Roman Catholics will begin randomly assaulting Wiki-Warriors, starting at 1 AM and increasing in frequency from there]

Meanwhile, after narrowly dodging a bullet Puppyguard finds himself diving for the body of his fallen mafioso compatriot! After lifting up the mafioso's body and positioning it between himself and King Zultan, he grabs the mafioso's tommygun and starts wildly firing at the American wiki-warrior! [2-1(Light Pain)v7] King Zultan doesn't even need to dodge, as the bullet misses him by several meters!

Despite her feline companions having turned against her, NAV still attempts to put ziizo out of his misery with a well-timed stomp! [10-2(Cats)v2-3(Pain)-2(Broken Bones)] Unfortunately for ziizo, it doesn't look like he still has the energy to keep rolling away in his current condition. As one foot narrowly misses his prone body, he attempts to roll away, but only finds themselves on the receiving end of a boot to the back of the head! Ziizo's skull cracks like an egg as blood and teeth fly everywhere, bits of brain matter splattering against the pavement.
NAV Curb Stomped ziizo! +Article: Laser Beam Profiler
As ziizo's corpse slowly fades out of existence, a large metal apparatus appears in NAV's hand, marked in large black letters as a "Laser Beam Profiler". As she contemplates this new development, NAV also quickly notices that her cats still don't seem too terribly keen about her anymore.

A few blocks away, as Failbird lies bleeding on the pavement, a large ambulance comes careening down the road, skidding to a halt in front of her! A gaggle of white-clad paramedics practically tumble out of the back, and quickly start stabilizing her!

[Stabilization will complete next turn]

[Audience Reaction: 5 - 3 (Auditory Assault)]

The audience is starting to get really, really pissed. At least they still think that this is some modern art piece, albeit a really terrible one.

Spoiler: Timers / Ongoing Effects (click to show/hide)

Audience Reaction: The audience at the Triple Door is getting really pissed.

Roman Catholic Aggression: There will be a slight chance that Wiki-Warriors find themselves being assaulted by enraged Roman Catholics. The chance of assault will increase as time goes on. (Starts at 1 AM)

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A few blocks away in the Columbia Center (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_Center), another wiki-warrior pops into existence. Going by the name GigaGiant, he is very much the polar opposite of the previous wiki-warrior to enter the game. Tiny horns poke out of his head, betraying the fact that he is a little bit more than a mere human.

Back at the docks, another boat pops into reality a few feet above the water, causing a massive splash as it hits the surface. The previously mentioned couple, having seen two boats appear out of this air in the span of not even five minutes, flees screaming back into downtown Seattle.

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Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing
Laser Beam Profiler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_beam_profiler): +Asset: Multipurpose Laser Beam Profiler

Status:
Cat-Blocked: Your former feline compatriots are impeding your movement!
Points: 1
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Short S.36 Biplane, Laser Beam Profiler
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown. (5)
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status:
Light Pain (General -1 to all rolls next turn)
Graze Wound.
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Italian Suit, Tommygun [MR] (30/50); Status: In Pain (General -2 to rolls), Bleeding out (6)]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status:
Extreme Pain (General -3 to all rolls)
Bleed-Out (4)
Smashed Bones (-2 to movement)
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolmaransstad_Commando): +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues

Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (25/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian

Greek Frigate Salamis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_frigate_Salamis): +Asset: Salamis
Dimension (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimension): +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wray_(composer)): +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Diocese_of_Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro): +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_of_Home_Builders): +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Name: GigaGiant
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian

Yoddha (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoddha_(comics)): +2 Brawling, +Ability: Demon Blood
Tom Parrotta (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Parrotta): +2 Basketball, +2 Coaching
USS Vincent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Vincent_(SP-3246)): +Asset: USS Vincent
Peter Newsome (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Newsome): +2 Glass Sculpting, +Asset: Glass Sculpture
Guillaume Patry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Patry): +2 Video Games, +1 Starcraft Playing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, USS Vincent, Glass Sculpture
Abilities:
Demon Blood: You have demonic heritage. This manifests itself as tiny horns sprouting from your head. While you have numerous advantages when dealing with demonic entities, most Christians will refuse to do dealings with you, and some particularly zealous individuals may attack you on sight.
Allies: None

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Spoiler: GM NOTE (click to show/hide)

I've chosen to include an area in which I'll keep track of various timers, ongoing effects, and anything else I think will be relevant to the game as it goes on. Because otherwise I'll forget about them and y'all will have to remind me once it's past the point where some timers should have gone off.

I'd also like to mention that once a player dies, they can feel free to jump back on the waitlist. I can only have a perpetually-cycling waitlist if there are actually people on it, eh?

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on February 09, 2018, 08:50:06 pm

Open fire on king zultan with my tommygun.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on February 09, 2018, 09:16:24 pm

Loot Ziizo of his $50, admission ticket to jungle cat world, and the keys to his Gloster Gauntlet Biplane.
Attempt to calm my horde of cats using calm words and gestures, then continue my way to Elliott Bay.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NRDL on February 09, 2018, 11:10:58 pm

Get to a Greek Embassy, show them proof of my ownership of the Salamis. Say that I'm willing to trade it back to them in exchange for no questions asked command of whatever military aid they can and are willing to provide.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on February 10, 2018, 02:09:57 am

Stab Oceansoul in the eyes with my fencing foil.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on February 10, 2018, 03:14:20 am

Move over to some kind of cover, then open fire on Puppyguard with the assault rifle.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: GigaGiant on February 10, 2018, 07:51:16 pm

Search for a Wiki Warrior that I can punch in the face. Brawl with anybody that gets in my way.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 14, 2018, 09:51:04 am

Bump

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 4: Shooty Fun Time] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: GigaGiant on February 14, 2018, 11:28:54 pm

Can Oceansoul and Failbird105 just be auto'd if they don't post an action soon? Their "auto" actions could just be to repeat whatever they did during the previous turn.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 18, 2018, 02:26:59 pm

Round 5: Modern Medicine
Time: 12:11 AM
Music: Feet Don't Fail Me (https://youtu.be/LxijhTgxkyk)

Immediately, Puppyguard returns King Zultan's vile assault with a burst of fire from his tommygun! [10-1(Light Pain)v8] For the first time this game, a bullet makes contact with King Zultan, several bullets grazing his shoulder! Not the most immediately effective shot, but satisfying nonetheless.

Back outside, NAV is looting ziizo's gimp-suited remains, taking all items of interest on the fallen wiki-warrior's body. Realizing that her horde of cats is actively attempting to impede her progress, NAV makes a series of cooing noises and calm gestures in an attempt to calm down the horde of felines. [Command: 7] This seems to satisfy the cats, who stop deliberately impeding NAV and instead sit down and start licking themselves. Taking this as a sign of respite, NAV immediately makes a break for Elliott Bay. Already familiar with the path there, it is trivially easy for her to navigate to her planes in little time.

Encouraged by his success in dealing with the Archbishop, NRDL next moves to find the closest Greek Embassy! Unfortunately for him, there are no Greek embassies or consulates in Seattle (http://livingingreece.gr/2007/03/28/greek-consulates-in-the-usa/), with the closest one geographically being two entire states away in Los Angeles! The priestly wiki-warrior attempts to get in contact with the Los Angeles embassy, but it appears that they are closed, and won't be open until the morning. Tough luck.

Back within the Triple Door, Secheral suddenly and unexpectedly drops his human shield, and lunges for OceanSoul with his foil! [2+2(Fencing)v8] Unfortunately, the lunge goes wide and OceanSoul is able to nimbly dodge out of the way!

On the other side of the room, King Zultan angrily snorts with righteous indignation, and opens fire back upon Puppyguard! [6+2(Shooting)v1-1(Pain)] With an expert shot, the bullets tear through the mafioso and straight into Puppyguard's gut! The mafioso screams in agony before slumping onto the ground, dying instantly.

Returning to the Columbia Tower, GigaGiant immediately sets out to find some fools to punch! [Search: 7] Though having just been dropped into the city, it is trivially easy to follow the sounds of gunfire back to the Triple Door. As he peeks around the front door, GigaGiant can see King Zultan and Puppyguard in a gunfight as Secheral attempts to stab the absolute crap out of OceanSoul.

In the meanwhile, Failbird is rushed to the Virginia Mason Medical Center (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia_Mason_Medical_Center), which patches up her wounds in a surprising amount of time! Using special modern technology, the doctors are able to fix her up and send her out of the front door with only a few scratches and a substantial medical bill to show any signs of injury!

[Audience Reaction: 1]

The audience has had enough of this tomfoolery! While the majority of them simply get up and leave the building, a good number of particularly drunken ones stand up and make mad dashes for the assorted wiki-warriors!

Spoiler: Timers / Ongoing Effects (click to show/hide)

Angry Audience: Patrons of the Triple Door will attack any and all Wiki-Warriors within the lounge.

Roman Catholic Aggression: There will be a slight chance that Wiki-Warriors find themselves being assaulted by enraged Roman Catholics. The chance of assault will increase as time goes on. (Starts at 1 AM)

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Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing
Laser Beam Profiler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_beam_profiler): +Asset: Multipurpose Laser Beam Profiler

Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: Modern Clothes, 100 USD, Short S.36 Biplane, Laser Beam Profiler, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown. (1)
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status:
Pain (General -2 to all rolls)
Graze Wound
Gut Wound
Bleed-Out (7)
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee,  Tommygun [MR] (20/50)
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Dead]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status:
Scars. Lots and lots of scars.
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolmaransstad_Commando): +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues

Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (25/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian

Greek Frigate Salamis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_frigate_Salamis): +Asset: Salamis
Dimension (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimension): +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wray_(composer)): +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Diocese_of_Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro): +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_of_Home_Builders): +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Name: GigaGiant
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian

Yoddha (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoddha_(comics)): +2 Brawling, +Ability: Demon Blood
Tom Parrotta (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Parrotta): +2 Basketball, +2 Coaching
USS Vincent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Vincent_(SP-3246)): +Asset: USS Vincent
Peter Newsome (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Newsome): +2 Glass Sculpting, +Asset: Glass Sculpture
Guillaume Patry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Patry): +2 Video Games, +1 Starcraft Playing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, USS Vincent, Glass Sculpture
Abilities:
Demon Blood: You have demonic heritage. This manifests itself as tiny horns sprouting from your head. While you have numerous advantages when dealing with demonic entities, most Christians will refuse to do dealings with you, and some particularly zealous individuals may attack you on sight.
Allies: None

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NRDL on February 18, 2018, 03:07:14 pm

Make my way to the Salamis, see if I actually have any sort of crew in there, or other means of sailing the ship.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on February 18, 2018, 03:39:18 pm

Make my way to my racecar driver and tell him to ram into the first wiki-warrior that tries to get out of the Triple Door.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on February 19, 2018, 04:16:35 am

Open fire on Puppyguard and any drunk that gets close, mostly focusing on Puppyguard.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on February 20, 2018, 03:10:08 pm

Keep shooting zultan.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: GigaGiant on February 20, 2018, 08:58:26 pm

Rush PuppyGuard and punch him to death, Brawler style.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Leodanny on February 20, 2018, 08:59:24 pm

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 5: Modern Medicine] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on February 20, 2018, 11:05:40 pm

Search both planes for survival kits. Flaregun, knife, or first aid kits might be handy.
Put on the parachute that comes with the Gloster Gauntlet. Parachute makes an essential part of the seat to sit on, so the plane should come with one.

Get in Gauntlet pilot seat and take off!

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on February 25, 2018, 08:46:07 pm

Round 6: Search and Destroy
Time: 12:16 AM
Music: Feet Don't Fail Me (https://youtu.be/LxijhTgxkyk)

Disappointed with the lack of nearby Greek authorities, NRDL decides that it is in their greatest interest to make their way to their frigate regardless. [Running: 8] Fortunately for him, he is able to make it to the ship in decent time! A quick scan of the boat's exterior shows that it certainly doesn't contain the normal 173 compliment associated with hydra-class frigates (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydra-class_frigate). There is one rather haggard-looking gentleman on deck, but there's no way of telling if he's part of the crew or not.

Back at the orgy of chaos that is the Triple Door, Secheral quickly makes a mad dash for the front door! As he makes a break for it, several disgruntled patrons lunge straight at him! [2v6] However, the patrons are very drunk, and their slow movements are trivially easy to dance around. Once outside, he opens the door of his racecar and instructs the driver to run over any wiki-warriors who get close. The driver responds with a quick nod of the head.

King Zultan, seeing the various threats around him, decides that this is a situation easily solved by the liberal application of lead. First, he lines up a shot at Puppyguard, [3+1(Shooting)v8-2(Pain)], but his aim goes awry from the chaos going on around him! Next, he throws caution to the wind and fires at three drunks stumbling towards him! [Shooting: 7+1] Several people fall to the ground, downed by precise shots to vital organs! Horrified screams and shrieks arise as several patrons flee the building! At this point, someone calling the police is inevitable.

Puppyguard, having just nimbly dodged around King Zultan's fire, retaliates with a burst of tommygun fire! [10-2(Pain)v6] Two bullets careen into King Zultan's leg, sending the military wiki-warrior crashing into the ground! Huzzah!

GigaGiant, seeing that Puppyguard is in a particularly vulnerable situation, makes a mad bull rush for him through the thronging crowd of screaming, angry drunks! [8v1+2(Brawling)] Unfortunately, one particularly beefy gentleman wearing a black leather jacket sees the demonic wiki-warrior, and tackles him to the ground!

Meanwhile, back at Elliott Bay, NAV starts rummaging through her brand new planes! [Search: 1] As it turns out, however, wildly tearing off loosely attached panels and bits of loose cloth isn't the most efficient way of finding important items, and in doing so NAV ends up systematically destroying any and all items she would have otherwise found. Having finished rummaging through her planes, NAV then gets in the Gloster Gauntlet, [Flying: 7] taking off without a hitch!

Spoiler: Timers / Ongoing Effects (click to show/hide)

Angry Audience: Patrons of the Triple Door will attack any and all Wiki-Warriors within the lounge.

Roman Catholic Aggression: There will be a slight chance that Wiki-Warriors find themselves being assaulted by enraged Roman Catholics. The chance of assault will increase as time goes on. (Starts at 1 AM)

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Spoiler: NAV (click to show/hide)

Name: NAV
Gender: Female
Nationality: Dutch/Irish

Short S.36 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Short_S.36): +Asset: Short S.36 Biplane
Cement and Its Applications (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cement_and_its_applications): +Ability: Cement Production
Neko Atsume (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neko_Atsume): +Ability: Cat Attraction
Cornelia Van Gelder (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelia_van_Gelder): +2 Swimming
Gabriel Fallon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabriel_Fallon): +2 Acting, +2 Directing
Laser Beam Profiler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_beam_profiler): +Asset: Multipurpose Laser Beam Profiler

Status: Fine
Points: 1
Assets: Modern Clothes, 100 USD, Short S.36 Biplane, Laser Beam Profiler, Admission Ticket to Jungle Cat World, Gloster Gauntlet Biplane
Abilities:
Cement Production: You can conjure liquid cement out of thin air. 6 turn cooldown.
Cat Attraction: Your very presence will attract every cat within a 500 foot radius. Attracted cats may or may not follow instructions given to them.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Puppyguard (click to show/hide)

Name: Puppyguard
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian-American

Luigi Manocchio (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luigi_Manocchio): +Asset: Italian Suit, +Ally: Mafioso, +2 Organized Crime
Black Snake (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_snake_(firework)): +Asset: 5 Black Snake Fireworks
SS Sarah J. Hale (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Sarah_J._Hale): +Asset: SS Sarah J. Hale
Donald Winkler (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Winkler): +2 Filmmaking, +2 Translating
Koffiefontein (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koffiefontein): +Asset: Bag of Coffee, +2 Prospecting

Status:
Pain (General -2 to all rolls)
Graze Wound
Gut Wound
Bleed-Out (6)
Points: 0
Assets: Italian Suit, 50 USD, 4 Black Snake Fireworks, SS Sarah J. Hale, Bag of Coffee,  Tommygun [MR] (20/50)
Abilities: None
Allies:
Mafioso [Dead]

Spoiler: OceanSoul (click to show/hide)

Name: OceanSoul
Gender: Male
Nationality: Australian

Burnt Project 1 (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burnt_Project_1): +2 Music, +1 Performance
Estadio Muncipal de Braga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Est%C3%A1dio_Municipal_de_Braga): +2 Soccer, +Asset: Soccer Ball
Brad Guan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Guan): +2 Tennis, +Asset: Tennis Racquet, +Asset: 3 Tennis Balls
27 Euterpe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/27_Euterpe): +Asset: Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe
Bob Gentry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Gentry): +2 Singing, +2 Songwriting

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothing, 50 USD, Tennis Racquet, 2 Tennis Balls, Large Chunk of 27 Euterpe (Approx. 27 tons)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: Failbird105 (click to show/hide)

Name: Failbird
Gender: Female
Nationality: French

Anatole Loquin (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatole_Loquin): +2 Writing, +2 Musicology
Mathematical Exposure Modeling (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_exposure_modeling): +Ability: Mathematical Exposure Modeling
The Best Christmas Pageant Ever (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Best_Christmas_Pageant_Ever): +2 Acting, +Asset: Jug of Jug Wine,
Li Yan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li_Yan_(artist)): +2 Oil Painting
HMS Lancaster (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Lancaster_(1694)): +Asset: HMS Lancaster

Status:
Scars. Lots and lots of scars.
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Jug of Jug Wine, HMS Lancaster
Abilities:
Mathematical Exposure Modeling: You instinctively know the concentration of environmental pollutants in the air around you.
Allies: None

Spoiler: Secheral (click to show/hide)

Name: Secheral
Gender: Male
Nationality: Belgian

Swedish Solar Telescope (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Solar_Telescope): +2 Astronomy
Florent Bessemans (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florent_Bessemans): +2 Fencing, +Asset: Fencing Foil
Grand Prix Story (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Prix_Story): +2 Management, +Ally: Racecar Driver
Arturo Jimenez Borja (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arturo_Jim%C3%A9nez_Borja): +2 Ethnology, +1 Painting, +1 Writing
Traffic Calming (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_calming): +Ability: Calm Traffic

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, Fencing Foil, Dictionary of German BDSM Terms
Abilities:
Calm Traffic: You can force all motor vehicles within a 200 foot radius to come to a halt for 1 turn. 4 turn cooldown.
Allies:
Racecar Driver [Racecar Driver’s Clothing, Formula One Racecar; Status: Fine]

Spoiler: King Zultan (click to show/hide)

Name: King Zultan
Gender: Male
Nationality: American

Nick Mowrer (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Mowrer): +2 Shooting, +Asset: S&W Model 500 Handgun
Greg Jennings (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greg_Jennings): +2 Football, +Asset: Football
James Caan (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Caan_(entrepreneur)): +2 Entrepreneurship
Stephen J Hunt (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_J._Hunt): +2 Sociology, +1 Reading, +1 Religious Studies
Olivewood Cemetery (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivewood_Cemetery): +2 Gravedigging, +2 Funeral Directing
Wolmaransstad Commando (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolmaransstad_Commando): +Asset: Vektor R4 Assault Rifle, +Asset: South African Army Fatigues

Status:
Shot Leg (-2 to movement)
Pain (General -2 to rolls)
Bleed-Out (
Points: 1
Assets: South African Army Fatigues, 50 USD, S&W Model 500 Handgun [QR] (3/5), Football, Vektor R4 Assault Rifle [MR] (15/35)
Abilities: None
Allies: None

Spoiler: NRDL (click to show/hide)

Name: NRDL
Gender: Male
Nationality: Italian

Greek Frigate Salamis (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greek_frigate_Salamis): +Asset: Salamis
Dimension (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimension): +Ability: Portal to Nth Dimensional Space, +Ability: Dimensional Traveler
Bill Wray (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wray_(composer)): +2 Music, +2 Composing
Roman Catholic Diocese of Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Catholic_Diocese_of_Arezzo-Cortona-Sansepolcro): +Asset: Bishop's Robes, +2 Roman Catholicism, +1 Religion
National Association of Home Builders (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Association_of_Home_Builders): +2 Building, +2 Remodeling, +Asset: NAHB Membership

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Bishop's Robes, 50 USD, Salamis, NAHB Membership
Abilities:
Portal to Nth Dimensional Space: You can open a portal to Nth Dimensional Space. The portal cannot be closed once opened. Only God knows what will happen when the portal is opened. Usable once per game.
Dimensional Traveler: You can phase into the other spacial dimensions for short periods of time, effectively allowing you to pass through solid matter. 5 Turn Cooldown.
Allies: None

Spoiler: GigaGiant (click to show/hide)

Name: GigaGiant
Gender: Male
Nationality: Indian

Yoddha (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoddha_(comics)): +2 Brawling, +Ability: Demon Blood
Tom Parrotta (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Parrotta): +2 Basketball, +2 Coaching
USS Vincent (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Vincent_(SP-3246)): +Asset: USS Vincent
Peter Newsome (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Newsome): +2 Glass Sculpting, +Asset: Glass Sculpture
Guillaume Patry (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guillaume_Patry): +2 Video Games, +1 Starcraft Playing

Status: Fine
Points: 0
Assets: Modern Clothes, 50 USD, USS Vincent, Glass Sculpture
Abilities:
Demon Blood: You have demonic heritage. This manifests itself as tiny horns sprouting from your head. While you have numerous advantages when dealing with demonic entities, most Christians will refuse to do dealings with you, and some particularly zealous individuals may attack you on sight.
Allies: None

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on February 25, 2018, 10:05:40 pm

Open fire on Zultan and anyone else approaching me, but mostly focusing on zultan.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on February 26, 2018, 04:21:49 am

Get to some kind of cover and then shoot Puppyguard and any one else that comes near, but focus on Puppyguard.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NRDL on February 26, 2018, 05:44:26 am

Speak to the haggard looking gentleman, see what he's up to.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NAV on February 26, 2018, 06:54:27 am

Strafe the nearest Wiki Warrior I see, and if I don't see any go strafe the Triple Door!

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: GigaGiant on February 26, 2018, 06:28:44 pm

Maneuver away from the guy who tackled me, then repeat previous action

Quote from: GigaGiant on February 20, 2018, 08:58:26 pm

Rush PuppyGuard and punch him to death, Brawler style.

Title: Re: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Secheral on February 26, 2018, 08:12:45 pm

Borrow my driver's phone and call the police.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on March 04, 2018, 06:03:46 pm

OceanSoul, Failbird, if you guys don't make posts I'm just gonna have your heads explode in the next update, whenever I get around to doing it. Just so you know.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on May 14, 2018, 06:57:49 pm

So, uh, I know it's been a while since the update, and it would probably be a better idea to just start a whole new thread instead of trying to revive this one... but whatever. I got caught up in things and I, uh, completely forgot about this game.

Anyone still interested in playing? Or should I just scrap this and start a new thread?

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: NRDL on May 14, 2018, 07:00:36 pm

IN

Just make sure to link the new thread here so we know when it comes up.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: RoseHeart on May 14, 2018, 07:07:09 pm

WL me.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Puppyguard on May 14, 2018, 07:20:21 pm

IN.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: The_Two_Eternities on May 14, 2018, 08:41:31 pm

In? Or am I on the waitlist?

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: King Zultan on May 15, 2018, 02:54:39 am

IN

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Hotfire90 on May 15, 2018, 04:51:01 am

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Fluffe9911 on May 15, 2018, 10:27:19 am

In (still wanna play this lol)

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: Rockeater on May 15, 2018, 10:29:36 am

In

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: TamerVirus on May 15, 2018, 11:23:30 am

I'm still sitting on the waitlist so....
I'm still IN if you reboot, though

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [Round 6: Search and Destroy] (Waitlist Open)
Post by: DolosusDoleus on May 15, 2018, 05:23:40 pm

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170700.0 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170700.0)

Sheets will be up shortly. I did have them, but then I forgot to save and now it's all gone. I'll probably have them done again tomorrow.

Title: Re: Wikipedia Wars: Adjucation [THREAD MOVED]
Post by: DolosusDoleus on May 16, 2018, 05:01:51 pm

Player sheets up in new thread. I'm going to lock this thread now.