Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 09:57:15 pm
Here's the premise:
You are playing as RL You. Feel free to suggest a setting.
Right let's do this. All rolls are d6 with bonuses from skills/stats. Rolling a six on the dice results in overshoot, with any bonuses increasing the severity. Rolling a number lower than six and having bonuses raise it to six or above does NOT result in overshoot.
Character Sheet
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Players
Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=129508.msg4465389#msg4465389)
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Xantalos - Xantalos (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=129508.msg4551386#msg4551386)
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CHEESECAKE'S CHILDREN
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Post by: Xantalos on August 04, 2013, 10:23:56 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 10:24:51 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 10:25:18 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 10:26:03 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 10:28:08 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2013, 10:29:00 pm
Vegas.I like Vegas.
And fuck it, I'm gonna be cosplaying for no reason.
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 10:29:50 pm
And fuck it, I'm gonna be cosplaying for no reason.If we're going to involve cosplaying, I'm going to have to cosplay as Joe Bridger at some point here.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 11:07:42 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2013, 11:24:52 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 11:26:38 pm
YOU ARE GUY. YOU ARE IN HOUSE. WHAT DO?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2013, 11:26:59 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 11:28:59 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 11:30:59 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2013, 11:34:22 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 11:36:10 pm
YOU ARE NOW THE OTHER GUY. YOU SAY THE THING.
"What."
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2013, 11:36:47 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 11:37:56 pm
Post by: Lenglon on August 04, 2013, 11:38:16 pm
that said:
Find a small child - set it on fire - pick it up and throw it through the nearest window - yell "Help! the KGB are after me!" - throw my hands up in the air and run across the street from the house I threw the flaming child into - kick down the front door - yell "I'm coming in!"
in that order.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 04, 2013, 11:38:53 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 11:43:37 pm
"1"
A STRAY DEMON BITES YOUR TONGUE WHEN YOU SAY THE THING. YOU WONDER WHY YOU ARE IN THE ABYSS. YOU ARE NOT IN THE ABYSS. YOU ARE IN VEGAS. A CHILD FLIES AT YOU AND PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE. WHAT DO?
YOU FIND A CHILD. THE CHILD JUST WON PINBALL. YOU PICK UP THE CHILD. YOU THROW IT AT THE OTHER GUY. YOU SAY THE THING. THE VEGAS KGB ATTACK. THEY DO THE THING. YOU GO TO THE THING. YOU ARE IN SAINT PETERSBURG. WHAT DO?
Post by: Gamerlord on August 04, 2013, 11:44:13 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 04, 2013, 11:46:17 pm
Post by: Remuthra on August 04, 2013, 11:47:34 pm
Yessssssssssssssssss...
Also, to answer the what, all threads in the game sections neither playing nor preparing to play a game will be repurposed as suggestion games. Terrible, terrible suggestion games.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 12:11:17 am
Post by: Remuthra on August 05, 2013, 12:16:10 am
Are you trying to compete with ALL CAPS NARRATOR?
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 12:34:57 am
Post by: Remuthra on August 05, 2013, 12:45:14 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 12:46:02 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 05, 2013, 12:56:22 am
Gender: Male
Stats:
Str: 6.5
Dex: 8
Agi: 5
Int: 9
Will: 6
Skills
Musical
Photographic Memory
Master of Cosplay
Dog Lover
Accomplished Arguer
Horrible Liar
Dancing Kiiiiiing
Part-Time Writer
Description: 20, tall, brown hair, glasses, often wearing grey jeans and a Turtleneck with a grey Astrological Cancer Symbol. Prefers slip-on shoes to sneakers.
Reason for being in Vegas: Here for a convention.
Post by: Remuthra on August 05, 2013, 12:56:57 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 12:58:05 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2013, 01:01:04 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 05, 2013, 01:01:39 am
Post by: Remuthra on August 05, 2013, 01:03:36 am
It's okay. But just a question; are you really rated at an intelligence of nine? Either of you? I'd only rate myself at a six, seven at most.My stats are pretty arbitrary, so I essentially threw together the first decent set I thought of. I think I might bump it down to 8.
As I said, I'm pretty terrible at rating things.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 01:09:53 am
Yep. I'm in the top of my class in all subjects. My only problem is motivation to work, in most cases. Math is my best subject, and I'm a year ahead in it, getting a score of 98 percent on my final, etc., etc.Okay. Please note, I will be taking 'Dancing Kiiiiing' as not being very good at dance, but rather having an unresistable urge to dance.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 05, 2013, 01:21:11 am
Fuck.Yep. I'm in the top of my class in all subjects. My only problem is motivation to work, in most cases. Math is my best subject, and I'm a year ahead in it, getting a score of 98 percent on my final, etc., etc.Okay. Please note, I will be taking 'Dancing Kiiiiing' as not being very good at dance, but rather having an unresistable urge to dance.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 05, 2013, 02:01:14 am
Gender: Cheesecake (yes, yes, I really am a Cheesecake)
Stats:
Str: 7
Dex: 5
Agi: 8
Int: 8
Will: 4
PLEASE keep the stats similar if not identical to how you are RL.
Skills
Rugby
Drawing
Writing
Being pimp
Swag
Amateur Pornstar
Description:
(Real age and appearance?)
Reason for being in Vegas: Cuz' bein in HK is ain't swag enough.
Mutations:
-Attractive
-Fangs - Needle like
-Large Rear End
-Hairless
-Reverse Pedalism - Now a quadraped
-Female
-Aquatic Adaption - Gills
-Silk Production
-Burrower
-Carnivore
-Motherliness
-Devolved - Permanent - On Touch - Several Months Per Stage
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 02:12:12 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 05, 2013, 02:31:02 am
Name: Kyle Johnson
Gender: Male
Stats
Str: 6
Dex: 6
Agi: 5
Int: 9
Will: 5
PLEASE keep the stats similar if not identical to how you are RL.
Skills
Writing
Singing
Drinking without getting a hangover
Minor plumbing and electrical knowledge.
Description: 22, Six foot six. Brown hair and eyes, always wears a leather wrist band.
Reason for being in Vegas: To kick off his writing career.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 03:03:41 am
Example
Strength
0 - You need a machine to breath/move
1 - horrifically atrophied muscles, like someone with chronic anorexia
2 - weakling nerd
3 - couch potato
4 - below average
5 - average guy
6 - above average
7 - goes to the gym every week
8 - goes gym every day
9 - pro body builder
10 - olympic weightlifter
Please give yourself somewhat accurate stats!
Post by: Digital Hellhound on August 05, 2013, 03:38:01 am
We where somewhere around Creative Projects, on the edge of the forums, when the drugs began to take hold...
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2013, 03:38:40 am
Post by: TopHat on August 05, 2013, 11:44:34 am
Spoiler: sheet (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 11:23:39 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 05, 2013, 11:25:59 pm
So we now have four guys... gonna wait for Xantalos and then I'll start this up.Derp. Sheet up soon.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 05, 2013, 11:47:06 pm
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2013, 12:06:44 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 06, 2013, 12:08:02 am
EDIT: Okay, while I'm waiting for TCM/Xantalos, I'll just give a bit of an explanation of Las Vegas in 2213 (since sci-fi Vegas won the poll).
Layout: Okay, since I'm not too familiar with modern-day Las Vegas, I've decided that in 200 hundred years time, Las Vegas resembles Hensha from Deus Ex Human Revolution; namely, the two levels of city. Basically, the upper level is all the high-end casinos/hotels/brothels. Down below is the living quarters for the city's normal residents, workers and the more seedy whorehouses and gambling dens.
Level of Tech in 2213: Robotics is now a functioning thing, humanity has railguns and mecha and the average human lifespan is approx 140 years.
Start: You all get $10,000. After that, you're set loose. Do what you gotta do and we'll see what happens. Try not to go into debt or anything.
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2013, 01:03:33 pm
Gender: Male
Stats:
Str: 8
Dex: 3
Agi: 9
Int: 7
Will: 4
Skills:
Virtuoso - The piano for a specific instrument.
Speed Reader - Self-explanatory.
Prince of Rhetoric - I'll debate you anywhere, as long as there are people to watch. And if that doesn't work...
Master of Bullshit - Hey, lots of people are naive, and this is Vegas we're talking about. And if that don't work...
Street Rage - FUCK PEACE, IT'S ON FOR LIFE.
Ghetto Sense - A.K.A., that sense that certain people posses that lets them know shits going to go down really fast.
Black Belt - I've studied martial arts all my life along with classical piano. I am Asian.
This is a Knife! - Have to keep at least one blade on you, it's a dangerous world.
Handgun Marksman - I live in the American South. It's a rite of passage.
Multilingual - I can hold an extremely rudimentary Spanish conversation. I can even read those Mexican signs!
Unorthodox Gait - "I'm telling you, it's my crip-walk!"
Fearless - "COME BACK HERE I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU."
Accomplished Freestyler - I don't care if it's Vegas, I've got to represent the East Coast.
Spirit of Casanova - "Hello there, how often do you come to - no wait! Come back!"
Description: 18, 6'1, brown skin, black eyes, black hair. Wearing a 2Pac hoodie over a Lyra Heartstrings shirt.
Reason for being in Vegas: Tupac died here, so obviously his ghost must be somewhere close.
Post by: Xantalos on August 06, 2013, 02:42:25 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 06, 2013, 08:49:32 pm
Outskirts of Las Vegas, 23rd January 2213.
All
The rundown 50 year old bus grinds to a halt outside a seedy bar.
End of the line, you little bastards! Now get the hell off of my bus!
And with that, you're in Las Vegas.
...
Each of you has brought your life savings here. Each of you has come for a different reason. But one thing is for sure; whether it's up top in the soaring skyscraper casinos or down here in the dirt and seedy gambling dens, you're gonna win big! At least, if you can figure out where you will go to do so.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Samuél Malbeau (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Chaeskake (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Jonathan McMacen (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Kyle Johnson (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Aaron Wallace (click to show/hide)
Post by: TCM on August 06, 2013, 09:47:35 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 06, 2013, 09:52:40 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 06, 2013, 10:04:19 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 06, 2013, 11:11:07 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 06, 2013, 11:11:57 pm
Post by: TopHat on August 07, 2013, 03:53:59 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 07:11:56 am
[5]
Google Maps gives you accurate directions and you go on your way.
(Will arrive next turn.)
Chaeskake - Take a taxi to a production studio. Try to get a show where I cook foods, especially Cheesecake. Call the show: Piece of Cake! Get +1 bonus to rolls due to awesome witty name.
[5 - 1 = 4]
After some cajoling and negotiation you manage to get the cabbie to drive you.
-$20
[1]
You end up at a warehouse in a pretty seedy area... well this must be the place!
Kyle Johnson - Venture into a casino.
[5 - 1 = 4]
The casino you find yourself in is pretty upscale; the thugs are relatively well dressed and the hookers aren't entirely obvious.
Jonathan McMacen - Find a map of the city or somewhere to buy a map of the city.
[2]
No maps for you!
Aaron Wallace - Call a taxi to take me to the part of the Strip where 2Pac died.
[4]
You manage to hail down a cab driver and explain where you want to go.
[5]
"No worries bro, I can get you there!
After a few minutes of driving the cab pulls up at the abandoned University Medical Centre of Southern Nevada.
-$20
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 07, 2013, 07:47:46 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 07:55:27 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 07, 2013, 07:56:04 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 08:48:46 am
Post by: TCM on August 07, 2013, 10:04:22 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 10:05:25 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 10:07:36 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 10:09:38 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 10:13:50 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 10:18:33 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 10:21:14 am
Post by: TopHat on August 07, 2013, 10:42:40 am
Obtain Map.
Post by: piecewise on August 07, 2013, 11:08:17 am
The metamorphica. And the best part is it's free if you don't want to pay. (http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/115703/The-Metamorphica-%28Classic-Edition-Pay-What-You-Want%29)Oooooo Thats neat. Thank you for that.
As someone who actually does live in vegas, I watch this with mild amusement. I also find the blatant personal stat inflating both funny and completely expected.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 07, 2013, 12:21:03 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 07, 2013, 05:45:56 pm
The metamorphica. And the best part is it's free if you don't want to pay. (http://rpg.drivethrustuff.com/product/115703/The-Metamorphica-%28Classic-Edition-Pay-What-You-Want%29)Ach mein Glöb! That's amazing!
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 05:46:52 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 07, 2013, 05:48:26 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 05:49:46 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 08:40:07 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 07, 2013, 09:38:40 pm
You're at the hotel.
[4]
Looks like a nice place.
Chaeskake - Fiiiiine. Ask these nice gentlemen to allow me to host my cooking show here.
[1 - 1 = 0]
Heh... sure. But you gotta help us out first. Ya see, one of our... 'actors' can't work tonight and we need someone to replace him. Do it and you can do whatever you want here.
Kyle Johnson - Watch the poker tables for a couple minutes to catch the pattern and then try to see if I got it right. By gambling.
[6 + 2 = 8 (OVERSHOOT!)]
You figure out the shuffling pattern and take a seat. In a few minutes you're raking in the chips with a hooker on each shoulder, but the local thugs are coming your way!
Jonathan McMacen - Ask someone where I can get a map. Obtain Map.
[5]
A random passerby points out a information kiosk.
[6]
You take ALL THE MAPS.
Aaron Wallace - Find a way into the university. Investigate for ethereal spirits.
[1]
The best route is the most direct one, right? You walk straight through the fence.
[6 - 1 = 5]
There seems to be a lot of floating lights and moving shadows around.
"Hey."
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 07, 2013, 09:40:13 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 07, 2013, 09:46:00 pm
Post by: TCM on August 07, 2013, 10:43:31 pm
"Pac? Is that you?"
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2013, 01:27:19 am
Post by: TopHat on August 08, 2013, 04:19:28 am
Head there.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 08, 2013, 05:46:28 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 08, 2013, 06:22:51 am
[6]
They have your stuff alright. Your cosplay gear and about twenty kilos of highly illegal drugs. The police are on their way.
Chaeskake - Do what they want.
Congratulations! You now have the skill 'Amateur Pornstar'! Please update your sheet accordingly. And take a shower.
+$300
Kyle Johnson - Cash out and run for the door.
[5]
You successfully cash out your chips and bail. Better not go back there for a while.
+$2000
Jonathan McMacen - Try to find where I'm staying on the map, in relation to where I am. Head there.
[1 + 2]
You figure it out after a while and set off for your hotel.
Aaron Wallace - Find the source of the voice.
"Pac? Is that you?"
[5]
Yeah man. So who are you?
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 08, 2013, 06:56:12 am
NOW make my show happen!
Post by: TopHat on August 08, 2013, 07:50:41 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 08, 2013, 09:42:18 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2013, 12:01:32 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2013, 03:15:06 pm
Question Tupac.
((Oh wow, research huh? I didn't expect that, most of the time Tupac appears in other people's RTDs he usually just goes around screaming "THUG LIFE!" and then getting shot 4731658 times. Though you gotta' admit, he has a nice voice.))
Post by: Gamerlord on August 08, 2013, 07:55:10 pm
[2 - 1 = 1]
Yep, you do so. Too bad the drugs are water soluble and there are children playing in the pool. You monster.
Chaeskake - NOW make my show happen!
[5]
Though you are wearing a stained cheesecake costume, you manage to host your cooking show! Even though the only, *clears throat* ingredients you have are around are... less than family friendly.
+Perverted cooking show on USB
Kyle Johnson - Go get a room at an affordable price.
[6]
Why, the most affordable room is the one where you don't pay! You break into the nearest hotel and hide in one of their rooms.
Jonathan McMacen - Head to hotel. Show my reservation and ask if my luggage has arrived.
[1]
Upon arrival, you are directed to your room which contains your luggage. Luggage which contains a bound and gagged midget.
Aaron Wallace - Question Tupac.
"So, what have you been doing Pac? Being dead and all?"
Banging demon chicks. Building my ghost posse. You know, the usual.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 08, 2013, 07:58:38 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 08, 2013, 08:01:26 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 08, 2013, 08:27:33 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2013, 08:44:27 pm
Beg for Tupac to come back by showing him what rap music has become without him. (Soulja Boi, Lil' Jon, Waka Flocka, Young Money, etc.)
Post by: Gamerlord on August 08, 2013, 08:48:15 pm
Post by: Scelly9 on August 08, 2013, 08:50:20 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2013, 08:56:15 pm
The year is 2213. Please don't make me create an entire history of rap music over two hundred years.
((I will infer that all the pop rappers nowadays still live 200 years in the future due to *pick your own deus ex machina here*))
Post by: Gamerlord on August 08, 2013, 08:58:50 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 08, 2013, 09:00:50 pm
Post by: TCM on August 08, 2013, 09:12:21 pm
Imagine if the data acidently spilled into other data so you have a rapper being able to reapeat most digits in pi
((Yo, my name's Big O.G. A.K.A. 5900 Hours of Digital Porn.))
Post by: kj1225 on August 08, 2013, 09:14:22 pm
Post by: TopHat on August 09, 2013, 04:05:00 am
If they insist that it is my luggage, I will go back to my room, ungag the midget, and ask what happened.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 09, 2013, 05:27:56 am
The police arrive and storm up the stairs, guns at the ready!
[5 + 3 = 8]
You wail out an epic sax solo from the top of the stairs!
POLICE 1: [4 vs 8]
POLICE 2: [2 vs 8]
POLICE 3: [1 vs 8]
All three stand stockstill staring at you in awe until you finish.
Holy shit man that was awesome!
So... epic...
ALL HAIL THE MUSICAL MESSIAH.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Heavily advertise my new show!
[1 - 1 - 1 = -1]
You advertise your show alright. Advertise the shit out of it. Too bad the only open advertising slots are during children's programming! You have been registered as a sex offender!
-$400
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go to a starbucks or something and start writing my book.
[2 + 2 - 1 = 3]
You get one hundred pages in before you realise it is trite and derivative.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Eerm... Tell the hotel concierge that the wrong luggage has been delivered to my room. If they insist that it is my luggage, I will go back to my room, ungag the midget, and ask what happened.
[2]
Nope, this is most definitely your midget according to the staff. You head back to your room and ungag and untie him.
[2 - 1 = 1]
He headbutts you in the groin before flying out the window.
MIDGET LIFE!
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Beg for Tupac to come back by showing him what rap music has become without him. (Soulja Boi, Lil' Jon, Waka Flocka, Young Money, etc.)
"I was thinking I could get you bring you back to life. Seriously, we really need you."
[4]
Eh... Maybe. If you get me a sexbot. Apparently they're a thing now and I want one. A platinum-plated sexbot. Then I'll come back.
QUEST ACQUIRED!
-Obtain a platinum-plated sexbot for the ghost of 2Pac.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: TopHat on August 09, 2013, 06:39:08 am
Grab luggage, check out of hotel, try to find another hotel.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 09, 2013, 07:00:57 am
Make public apology. Try to make up for it by volunteering to teach Sex Ed.
((I JUST WANTED A COOKING SHOW MAN. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO! LOOK DAMMIT!))
Post by: Gamerlord on August 09, 2013, 07:01:17 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 09, 2013, 09:15:09 am
Post by: TCM on August 09, 2013, 09:30:03 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 09, 2013, 11:17:25 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 10, 2013, 04:00:10 am
You start playing again and lead the police back down to their cars. You belt out an awesome tune to try and wipe their memories.
[6 + 3 = 9]
All three collapse on the ground, drooling and staring off into infinity. Ooops.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Make public apology. Try to make up for it by volunteering to teach Sex Ed.
[5]
You successfully make a public apology which mollifies the masses. You then offer to teach Sex Ed to make up for it.
[1 - 1 = 0]
You show them the movie you worked on before hosting the cooking show. START RUNNING.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go by some coffee.
[1]
You walk past the nearest sentient cup of coffee, slapping her on the arse. Her massively muscular sentient croissant boyfriend lunges at you.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab luggage, check out of hotel, try to find another hotel.
"Open the window next time!"
You leave to go to a more sane hotel.
[2]
But you can't find the way out.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Leave to find Sexbot shop.
[4]
You manage to find a place. Apparently the starting rate for platinum-plated sexbots is about twenty million dollars, cash only.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 10, 2013, 05:00:29 am
Post by: TopHat on August 10, 2013, 05:06:40 am
Grab stuff, exit, find saner hotel.
Post by: kj1225 on August 10, 2013, 08:29:57 am
Post by: TCM on August 10, 2013, 08:53:37 am
"GIVE ME YOUR ROBOTS N' SHIT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. :) ))
Post by: Gamerlord on August 10, 2013, 09:06:26 am
((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. :) ))Let's recap.
Cheesecake is now a pornstar and sex offender.
Greenstar has drugged small children and mindwiped police.
kj has sexually assualted a sentient cup of coffee.
TopHat may or may not be involved in an international super-powered midget smuggling ring.
And you are acquiring a platinum plated sexbot so that the ghost of 2Pac will come back to life.
Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. We haven't even gotten to the fucked up stuff I had planned yet.
Post by: TCM on August 10, 2013, 09:14:27 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 10, 2013, 09:16:20 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 10, 2013, 09:31:04 am
Post by: TopHat on August 10, 2013, 11:33:36 am
That's why I voted 'completely realistic' in the poll.((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. :) ))Let's recap.
Cheesecake is now a pornstar and sex offender.
Greenstar has drugged small children and mindwiped police.
kj has sexually assualted a sentient cup of coffee.
TopHat may or may not be involved in an international super-powered midget smuggling ring.
And you are acquiring a platinum plated sexbot so that the ghost of 2Pac will come back to life.
Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. We haven't even gotten to the fucked up stuff I had planned yet.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 10, 2013, 11:34:31 am
Sorry.That's why I voted 'completely realistic' in the poll.((Don't worry about seemingly low-quality updates, it's fine, it's your first RTD. If you're having fun then we are. Unless you're an asshole GM. But you're not. :) ))Let's recap.
Cheesecake is now a pornstar and sex offender.
Greenstar has drugged small children and mindwiped police.
kj has sexually assualted a sentient cup of coffee.
TopHat may or may not be involved in an international super-powered midget smuggling ring.
And you are acquiring a platinum plated sexbot so that the ghost of 2Pac will come back to life.
Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ. We haven't even gotten to the fucked up stuff I had planned yet.
Post by: TopHat on August 10, 2013, 11:49:09 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 10, 2013, 07:25:15 pm
Well, now that THAT'S over, let's just go up to my room and change into my Karkat Vantas (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Karkat_Vantas) Cosplay.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 11, 2013, 01:22:51 am
[1]
((Whelp, time to pull out the Metamorphica.))
[380 - Body Function.]
[297 - Light Dependency.]
Congrats! You cosplayed so badly your body mutated! You know require light to live!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Run! Kill! No, no! It's happening all over again! I didn't mean it! I didn't mean it Martha!
[5]
Escape from the morally righteous mob chasing you proves easy. Still, there's a bounty on your head now.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle walks away since croissants don't have legs to chase me down with.
[1]
The croissant realises this at the same time you do! He wastes no time in hitting you with a table and breaking your legs; removing your only advantage.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - The way I came in, stupid! Grab stuff, exit, find saner hotel.
You smack yourself in the head and set about retracing your steps.
[4]
After some time you find your way to the exit and walk to find a new hotel.
[5]
And there's one next door! Oh the luck!
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Pull out knife. Perform a hold-up on the owner of the Sexbot Shop via street knowledge.
"GIVE ME YOUR ROBOTS N' SHIT YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!"
[6 + 2 = 8]
You make to hold up the owner. Unsuccessfully. Oh shit he's dead.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 11, 2013, 02:00:06 am
Welp, this cosplay won't do. Try...CASTIEL! YES THAT WORKS. THEN TURN ON ALL THE LAMPS. ALL OF THEM.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 11, 2013, 02:30:25 am
Post by: TopHat on August 11, 2013, 05:52:48 am
If there are, ask the price.
Post by: kj1225 on August 11, 2013, 08:56:57 am
Post by: TCM on August 11, 2013, 09:18:49 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 11, 2013, 09:06:02 pm
[6]
You now are the spitting image of a character from a webcomic that went defunct over a hundred years ago, congratulations!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Clone self through self sex. Speed up his growth with metabolic steroids, and when his appearance is similar to mine, kill him and turn him in for profit!
[1]
You have sex with yourself. A passing camera crew records and puts it online. The self-mating is successful in making another you, as is the sped up growth rate. But... he isn't so cooperative about the whole killing him part.
FIGHT!
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Crawl away and then call the cops on the croissant.
[6]
The police arrive and start beating on the croissant. Serves him right; thinking he's an equal to a human.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Enter new hotel, ask if there are any rooms available. If there are, ask the price.
[6]
The obviously pre-op male-to-female transsexual on the reception leers at you.
Maybe we can cut a little deal, handsome?
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Steal a platinum sexbot and run.
[4]
Grabbing a bot and running for it, you JUST manage to get away before the police arrive. Bad luck a security camera was watching the store.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 11, 2013, 09:08:06 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 11, 2013, 09:09:38 pm
Post by: TCM on August 12, 2013, 09:39:39 am
Post by: TopHat on August 12, 2013, 09:47:45 am
Go back to first hotel, apologize, get my room back
Sort through luggage in room.
Can't be too careful, considering...
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 12, 2013, 02:05:26 pm
Yesss...Now, let's get to that convention! Let's check the map again.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 12, 2013, 11:33:40 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 13, 2013, 10:43:58 pm
[2]
Uhhh... What map?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Attack! Attack!
[2 vs 5]
It's kinda pathetic really; you flailing around ineffectually and your clone delivering exact, punishing blows.
You: Bruised, fatigued.
Clone: Perfect health.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go get healing. And try to mutate myself if healing is not an option.
((Giving you the mutation option right off the bat because healing isn't so easy here.))
[23 - Body Form]
[197 - Wings]
[4 - Wings in addition to arms]
[7 - Insect Wings]
From your back a pair of translucent wings burst.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Go back to first hotel, apologize, get my room back Sort through luggage in room. Can't be too careful, considering...
[1]
Your attempt to leave is cut short by the tranny grabbing you and hogtieing you.
We're gonna have some fun, pretty boy.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Put Hoodie on, run to the hospital.
[5]
You make it to the hospital with no further incidents. Now where is 2Pac?
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 13, 2013, 10:48:42 pm
Wait.
Oh yeah, I was using Google Maps! Get directions to the Convention Location on my Phone.
Post by: TCM on August 13, 2013, 10:49:00 pm
"Pac?! Where are you man?!"
Post by: Cheesecake on August 13, 2013, 11:25:06 pm
Post by: TopHat on August 14, 2013, 04:08:45 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 14, 2013, 04:33:24 am
Yell something random in German whist trying to escape.*prays for a one*
Oh, and I did Kyle's.
Post by: kj1225 on August 14, 2013, 08:25:14 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 15, 2013, 04:00:57 am
[5]
You get the directions and head out.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Switch to clone! Beat me up!
[1 vs 4]
The clone fends off your clumsy mental attack with ease, rebuffing you with such force that you cannot return to your body.
You: Incorporeal.
Clone: Perfect health.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle was meant to flllly~ hands up and touch the sky! *Ahem* Kyle tries flying around to get a feel for his new wings.
[6]
You soar through the skies, far above the plebs down below! The excitement you feel is so great you completely forget about your broken legs!
*cough*
Huh. Kinda hard to breathe up here.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Yell something random in German whist trying to escape.
[2]
You fail to escape.
[1]
"Entzücken mich meiner Liebe. Ich bete, dass du mir geben keine Ruhe dieser Nacht!"
[5]
Oh you can be sure of that pretty boy!
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Call out for Pac, look around.
"Pac?! Where are you man?!"
[4]
Here man. Did you get one?
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: TopHat on August 15, 2013, 04:06:47 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 15, 2013, 04:27:55 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 15, 2013, 08:01:14 am
Post by: TCM on August 15, 2013, 08:54:39 am
Present Sexbot.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 15, 2013, 11:02:59 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 15, 2013, 08:08:32 pm
[5]
You arrive!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - SHIEET. Possess my clone! Beat me up for beating me up!
[5 vs 2]
The clone and yourself trade positions.
You: Perfect Health.
Clone: Incorporeal.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle decides to fly to a hospital to get his legs fixed.
[5]
[5]
You manage to find a hospital incredibly easily and the doctors fix up your leg in a jiffy.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Yell something random in French whilst trying to escape.
[6]
You tear free and dive out a nearby window.
[5]
"vous ne toucherez pas à mon bouton de plaisir!"
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Present Sexbot.
"Yeah."
[5]
That is just beautiful. Alright, I'll hold up my end of the deal; give me a minute here.
[1]
Um. We have a problem.
Why is 2Pacs voice coming from the sexbot?
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 15, 2013, 08:10:37 pm
Post by: TCM on August 15, 2013, 08:26:20 pm
Convert Sexbot into a more 2Pac-ish shape.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 15, 2013, 09:33:08 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 16, 2013, 12:18:54 am
Post by: TopHat on August 16, 2013, 04:25:31 am
Throw rock through window at mad lady. Taunt her.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 16, 2013, 05:43:57 am
[5]
A map is incredibly easy to find.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Alright! Turn in my clone and get the rewards.
You cart the body (your original body to be exact) down to the police station.
What's all this then?
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - See if I can develop supernatural powers as well once I leave the hospital.
[Auto selected the Supernatural Attributes section of The Metamorphica.]
[885 - No Shadow]
Your shadow disappears from the ground before you.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - I left my luggage in there, didn't I... Throw rock through window at mad lady. Taunt her.
[4]
You stone clocks her/him in the side of the head.
[6]
"YOUR FATHER WAS A BADGER AND YOUR MOTHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!"
[5]
Well I never!
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Convert Sexbot into a more 2Pac-ish shape.
"Pac...you...fuck. Let me fix this."
[1]
This in no way looks like me. I DON'T HAVE BOOBS MAN!
Maybe more feminine was not the way to go.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 16, 2013, 05:51:38 am
And all of this is the truth. Mwehehe.
Post by: kj1225 on August 16, 2013, 08:37:57 am
Post by: TopHat on August 16, 2013, 10:01:46 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 16, 2013, 10:18:05 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 16, 2013, 10:28:29 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 16, 2013, 10:51:51 am
Uh...Go see if I can't go off and buy some comic books. There's bound to be a booth around here somewhere.
Post by: TCM on August 16, 2013, 11:29:43 am
Cast Ghetto Reformation Magic on Tupac.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 17, 2013, 02:58:14 am
[5 + 3]
You come across a table that sells comics from 1900 to the present.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - This is the convict sexually harassing kids! He cloned me and tried to turn ME in!
[6]
I can't believe it! Cloning in MY town? Don't worry your head young man; we'll have all this fixed up in a jiffy!
The copper handcuffs the braindead body to a chair and motions for you to sit down.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go to the convention in town. I probably won't be stared at to much. Also see if I can develop more super natural abilities on the way there.
[5]
You see some guy head into a building and walk on in.
[Auto selected Supernatural Attributes.]
[738 - Breath Weapon.]
[4 - Once every few minutes.]
[17 - Poison.]
A nasty feeling creeps down your throat.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Chuck more stuff at her.
[1]
You toss your wallet at her.
-$10000
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Cast Ghetto Reformation Magic on Tupac.
"Wait, wait...I can do this...ABRACADABRA MOTHERFUCKER."
[6]
You blast the sexbot with immense amounts of eldritch power.
[1]
Well at least it's human now. Too bad it's even more feminine. Those things have got to hurt Fem!2Pac's back.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: TopHat on August 17, 2013, 06:44:26 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 17, 2013, 07:03:33 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 17, 2013, 08:23:16 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 17, 2013, 11:50:36 am
Post by: TCM on August 17, 2013, 01:32:48 pm
Take FemPac to the heart of Los Vegas. Look for Rap competitions.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 19, 2013, 06:06:40 am
[2]
Wow, centuries old comics are expensive.
-$3000
+Small Selection Of Extremely Vintage Comics
[5]
You find a bunch of contests though! They seem pretty easy too! Wait, why is this guy yelling at you?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Sit down and bask in the sweet, sweet justice system.
[1]
Now, our records show that this man was on the Sex Offenders registry. I am very sorry, but we will have to castrate you.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Kyle walks up to the guy and introduces himself.
[2]
"HEY THERE MOTHERFUCKER!"
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab something that can be used as a weapon. Enter and politely ask for stuff back.
[4]
There's a tire iron next to you. You grab it and head inside.
[3]
"OI! GIVE ME THAT WALLET!"
[5]
What wallet?
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Take FemPac to the heart of Los Vegas. Look for Rap competitions.
"Let's just go."
[5]
You head into the heart of Las Vegas and find a rap battle pretty easy. They ARE retro right now. Too bad that means reverse-hipsters.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 19, 2013, 06:16:46 am
Post by: kj1225 on August 19, 2013, 06:54:14 am
Post by: TCM on August 19, 2013, 06:57:04 am
Freestyle these fools by out pretentious-ing them.
Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to to lose… Latrec!
Post by: TopHat on August 19, 2013, 12:02:09 pm
Call bullshit. Scan room to see where my bags / wallet / other stuff is.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 19, 2013, 12:05:57 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 20, 2013, 10:30:41 pm
[6]
Apparently signing up for all the contests means you have bet:
-your firstborn son
-the memory of your first kiss
-the memory of any and all summers you experienced as a child
-your left kidney
-your ability to love
You'd better win!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Convince them not to castrate me by sexually offending them.
What? Seriously, what the fuck? How the hell is that meant to work? You know what, fine. This has got to be one of the worst ideas in the history of bad ideas, but go ahead.
[3]
Sir, please stop molesting the police force. SIR, please put your pants back on. SIR, please stop the striptease.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Go do something.
[1]
You decide to go do shit. Well, pantsing the nearest guy is something, right? Too bad he looks like a freaking mountain.
WHAT THE FUCK!
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Call bullshit. Scan room to see where my bags / wallet / other stuff is.
"The one I threw through the window at you."
[4]
Nope, never heard of it. Who are you again?
[4]
You can see your bag, but your wallet with ten grand in it is nowhere to be seen.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Freestyle these fools by out pretentious-ing them.
"Let's get em' Pac!"
Sleeping with my own little Venus
but the modern version, with better features
Yeah, that's my Botticelli
You must be making a sandwich, cause I know you're getting' jelly!
She's my canvas, and the easel is my wallet
So when I'm splashin money on her, call me Jackson Pollock!
I'm all about my chedda and art, though!
So it's Monet, Cash, and Jo… sé Orozco!
With my Rothkos and brothels I'm surrounded by fair faces
'Cause I got more than TWO nudes descending my staircase
So don't disrespect, you think you're richer, you wanna bet?
Well, that's a bet you're going to to lose… Latrec!
[5]
The crowd is going wild right now and the guys who were rapping are staring at you dumbfounded.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 20, 2013, 10:33:45 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 20, 2013, 10:36:54 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on August 20, 2013, 10:52:33 pm
Then cheesecake was molesting people to avoid being castrated.
I'm in.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Wow, I realized that I know practically nothing about myself.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 20, 2013, 10:53:29 pm
EDIT: No need to be THAT modest about yourself. Boost the intelligence a little.
Just in case anyone was wondering, there IS a plot. Just need to wait until you are all in position for it. Plus now I have to incorporate Fem!Pac into it...
Post by: Cheesecake on August 20, 2013, 11:02:46 pm
REPEAT.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 20, 2013, 11:03:51 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 20, 2013, 11:19:28 pm
Please don't roll a five, please don't roll a five, please don't roll a five, please don't roll a five.Sigging this.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 20, 2013, 11:19:40 pm
Post by: TCM on August 20, 2013, 11:28:30 pm
Hand the mic over to FemPac.
Post by: TopHat on August 21, 2013, 04:16:44 am
I still say she's lying. Look harder.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 21, 2013, 10:17:23 pm
[4]
Your impression of a drunken panda from a 2112 anime get's you to the finals!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Continue with striptease. Marry all of the cops. Frame them for cheating on me. Divorce them. Get mad. Kill them. Get sent to the new cops. REPEAT.
[6]
MARRY ME!
MARRY ME!
MARRY ME!
MARRY ME!
MARRY ME!
NO! HE'S MINE!
NO! HE'S MINE!
NO! HE'S MINE!
NO! HE'S MINE!
Uh-oh.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Fly away. Then watch some contests.
[3 vs 5]
The guy manages to grab you before you can escape, siezing your leg.
[2 vs 6]
And slamming you into the floor like a hammer. Ow.
ANGRY MAN: Fine.
YOU: Broken ribs, stunned, trapped.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - I still say she's lying. Look harder.
"Yeeah. Right."
[1]
It is... in 'her' 'bodice'. Well fuck.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Hand the mic over to FemPac.
"Send them home Pac!"
[2]
"No."
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - ARRIVE!
[5]
[6]
The VTOL limo pulls up outside a ritzy casino and you step out.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 21, 2013, 10:21:48 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 21, 2013, 10:22:32 pm
Post by: kj1225 on August 21, 2013, 10:23:07 pm
Post by: TCM on August 21, 2013, 10:25:18 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 21, 2013, 10:29:06 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on August 22, 2013, 01:30:42 am
Punch the VTOL pilot and swear at him in French!
Post by: TopHat on August 22, 2013, 11:14:56 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 22, 2013, 09:10:31 pm
[4]
You've got a few minutes.
[5]
There's a wide range of people here; more than you would expect. Of particular interest there is a crying man, a girl with a big-ass pair of horns and a cyborg dude.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Send my cop army to build a nest for my brood.
[6]
They dig out a network of simple tunnels below the station and move you down there. Your body begins to change and twist to suit your new purpose.
((Rolled up a bunch of goodies. Not gonna list the rolls though.))
-Attractive
-Fangs - Needle like
-Large Rear End
-Hairless
-Reverse Pedalism - Now a quadraped
-Female
-Aquatic Adaption - Gills
-Silk Production
-Burrower
-Carnivore
-Motherliness
-Devolved - Permanent - On Touch - Several Months Per Stage
ADD THESE TO YOUR SHEET PLEASE.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Poison breath the man.
[4 + 1 = 5 vs 2]
The poor bastard get's it right in the face and goes down spluttering and choking as his nervous system shuts down.
[1]
"MURDER, MURDER!"
Shit.
ANGRY MAN: Choking to death.
YOU: Broken ribs.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Threaten to call the police unless she gives me my money back.
[4]
No, it's miiiiiine!
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Beat up the competition.
[6]
You take a swing at one of them, but another pulls a man-portable railgun on your punk arse.
What the hell do you think you're doing boy?
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Punch the VTOL pilot and swear at him in French!
"Vous baiseur de merde!"
[5 vs 3 - 2 = 1]
His face hits the dashboard and he doesn't move. Welp, he looks dead.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: mastahcheese on August 22, 2013, 09:23:07 pm
This is just awesome.
Post by: kj1225 on August 22, 2013, 09:24:48 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 22, 2013, 09:25:17 pm
Hi-Jack the VTOL!This... will end badly.
This is just awesome.
Fly away to where I need to be for the plot!Convenient, thank you!
Post by: kj1225 on August 22, 2013, 09:25:42 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 22, 2013, 09:26:23 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on August 22, 2013, 09:27:08 pm
Unless I roll a 1.Well, then you will fly into my VTOL blades as I ascend.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 22, 2013, 10:05:13 pm
-It involves samurai sexbots.
-Acting sane will get you nowhere.
-If Chaeskake keeps going the way she is going, this may devolve into a standard apocalypse game.
I did not initially plan the third point.
Post by: kj1225 on August 22, 2013, 10:10:17 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 22, 2013, 11:13:39 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 23, 2013, 11:57:33 am
Post by: TopHat on August 23, 2013, 02:04:10 pm
Take out phone. Type out police number by number until she gives it back.
Post by: kj1225 on August 23, 2013, 08:56:27 pm
Post by: TCM on August 23, 2013, 08:59:15 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 24, 2013, 12:28:54 am
You know, I did not read the GM notes and now that I did I can only say, no shit.?
Post by: kj1225 on August 24, 2013, 12:30:54 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 24, 2013, 12:37:49 am
Well, working on the update now.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 24, 2013, 01:18:25 am
"Hey, what's your name?"
Sandy. What's yours?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - BREED.
[5]
The orgy goes quite smoothly and within the hour your stomach is bulging.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Fly away to where I need to be for the plot!
[4]
You get out of there before the police show up. Lotta people saw your face though.
[6]
Your flight ends atop a skyscraper where you crouch, staring down at this city of sinners and -
*CRUNCH*
HELLO!
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Take out phone. Type out police number by number until she gives it back.
"Oh, look, a flying pig!"
[2]
She swipes the phone and drops it to nestle besides your wallet.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Dropkick him.
You assault the guy with a railgun. Brilliant.
[4 vs 1]
[5 vs 4]
You move much faster than him and slam your foot into his face, sending him stumbling back and dropping the railgun.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Hi-Jack the VTOL!
[3 + 1 = 4]
After a few false starts you get the VTOL limo into the air.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 24, 2013, 01:22:15 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 24, 2013, 01:26:51 am
Use my cops' synapse to psychically speed up time until the point where I give birth.
Post by: TopHat on August 24, 2013, 06:43:23 am
Threaten with tire iron thing. Smash her with it if threat ineffective.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 24, 2013, 08:22:11 pm
Post by: TCM on August 24, 2013, 08:34:11 pm
Post by: TopHat on August 25, 2013, 03:55:39 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 25, 2013, 08:12:14 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 25, 2013, 09:40:23 pm
Extend a hand for a handshake.
((Sorry, I was in Whistler, and just got back.))
Post by: Gamerlord on August 25, 2013, 09:56:46 pm
"Samuél. Nice to meet you!"
She smiles and accepts the handshake.
Charmed. So what brings you here?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Use my cops' synapse to psychically speed up time until the point where I give birth.
[5]
The cops gain Mild Psychic Powers and you give birth!
[3 - 1 = 2]
Five out of seven young are born stillborn. Guess being a mutant abomination isn't so good for giving birth.
Spoiler: Child 1 (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Child 2 (click to show/hide)
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - What was noise?
You look around and see an asian teenager with bat wings.
I'M GEENA! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Threaten with tire iron thing. Smash her with it if threat ineffective.
"GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHIT!"
[5]
Okay, okay! Don't hurt me!
She pulls out your phone and wallet and toss them to you, then runs out the door.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Grab Railgun and run out of there with FemPac.
[4]
You snag the railgun on your way out, FemPac behind you. A group of rappers follow you however.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.
[6]
Upon inspection you discover that the VTOL limo has exclusive access to an orbital laser satellite, as well as a pair of gauss-miniguns.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on August 25, 2013, 10:08:14 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 25, 2013, 10:09:04 pm
Post by: Samarkand on August 25, 2013, 10:11:26 pm
Name: Sam Greene
Gender: Male
Stats
Str: 4
Dex: 5
Agi: 4
Int: 8
Will: 7
PLEASE keep the stats similar if not identical to how you are RL.
Skills
Chemistry
Arguing at inopportune times
Swing Dancing
Whatever you want. If you know it RL, put it here.
Description: 21, 5'7", glasses, unkempt hair, you know the drill.
Reason for being in Vegas: Friends wanted to go for my 21. They got drunk and I wandered off, because I was bored of them.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 25, 2013, 10:14:51 pm
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Check to see what weapons are on this thing. Hopefully missiles, I'm about to hit a large target.OH.
[6]
Upon inspection you discover that the VTOL limo has exclusive access to an orbital laser satellite, as well as a pair of gauss-miniguns.
SNAP.
Use my satellite to search for heat signatures, the larger the better.
Post by: kj1225 on August 25, 2013, 10:15:25 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 26, 2013, 07:02:08 pm
Also, I MAY not be able to post in one or two turns. I can only use wifi at various food establishments until thursday.))
"Well, I heard this convention was in town and felt like it would be a good chance to...uh...meet a few new people and hang out with my friends.
But...none of them have showed up yet, I guess."
Post by: TCM on August 26, 2013, 07:14:31 pm
((I think Cheesecake's part in this has turned into him playing Corruption of Champions. WHOOP.))
((Appropriate times to bring up Corruption of Champions:
1. Never.))
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 26, 2013, 07:21:28 pm
<.<
>.>
Forget I said anything.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 27, 2013, 12:11:37 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 27, 2013, 07:20:53 am
Post by: TCM on August 27, 2013, 04:44:51 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 28, 2013, 05:30:43 am
"Well, I heard this convention was in town and felt like it would be a good chance to...uh...meet a few new people and hang out with my friends.
But...none of them have showed up yet, I guess."
Oh! I'm only here for work; I'm with the security company engaged for this event.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Fiiiiinnneee. Send cops and the children out to learn of the world beyond the nest.
...You're sending newborns out scouting? Fine, whatever.
[4, 3, 5, 6, 2, 2, 3, 4]
Your children find nothing of any import in their tiny excursions through the caverns of your nest. Your police love slaves are slightly more successful, returning with scraps of food and information.
-The dissappearance of the cops has not yet been noted. From here on out a d3 will be rolled each turn to determine whether someone takes note or not. 1 is no, 2 is yes, 3 is manhunt.
-The children have the bodies of toddlers at this point; let them grow a little longer!
-You can make more children.
-Also, from now on you have three actions per turn: what you're doing, what your brood is doing and what your love slaves are doing.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Talk.
"I'm Kyle."
THAT'S A NICE NAME! WHEN DID YOU GET YOUR WINGS?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - -UNTIL HE POSTS, TOPHAT DOES NOTHING. RETCONNING MAY OCCUR WHEN HE RETURNS-
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Get away.
[5]
You and FemPac lose the angry rapper mob pretty quickly, managing to hold onto your prize as well.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Arrive!
[3]
[4]
You ride into the middle class area of town on a beat up Harley 2150, an elegant old bike.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Use my satellite to search for heat signatures, the larger the better.
[1]
[6]
That combination of buttons... may not have been the best to press. A beam of light lances down from the sky, burrowing into the centre of Las Vegas Nuclear Power Plant. Oh dear.
EVERYONE!
[5]
[6]
[5]
"CITIZENS AND VISITORS: PLEASE PROCEED TO THE NEAREST FALLOUT SHELTER - THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE LAS VEGAS NUCLEAR POWER PLANT HAS HAD IT'S CONTAINMENT BREACHED AND IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING A MELTDOWN. THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
All around the city, massive blast walls rise from the ground, slowly encapsulating the entire city, locking the fallout in. With you guys inside.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 28, 2013, 06:07:23 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 28, 2013, 07:36:02 am
Eat food to accumulate biomass
Brood:
Let them eat and grow. Name them Adam and Eve.
Love Cops:
Send half to find more food, keep half to defend brood nest.
Post by: Samarkand on August 28, 2013, 11:06:01 am
Post by: mastahcheese on August 28, 2013, 08:07:33 pm
HIT MORE BUTTONS! Try to aim at some police stations and other buildings related to addressing disaster situations.
Post by: TCM on August 28, 2013, 08:11:00 pm
Post by: Samarkand on August 28, 2013, 09:05:26 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 28, 2013, 09:09:03 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on August 28, 2013, 10:37:47 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 29, 2013, 12:57:11 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 07:54:54 pm
"Oh SHIT. Uh...do you know where the nearest shelter is?"
No! I know as much about this place as you!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Me:
Eat food to accumulate biomass
Brood:
Let them eat and grow. Name them Adam and Eve.
Love Cops:
Send half to find more food, keep half to defend brood nest.
[3]
You fail to eat that much.
[5]
Your babies are getting really big...
[4]
More scraps are brought to the nest by your love-slaves. There should be enough food here now to sustain you all for a while.
[1]
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Talk.
"I got them just today. It looks like they could come in handy."
OH, OKAY. WAIT, DID YOU HEAR THAT?
Geena seems worried.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - -UNTIL HE POSTS, TOPHAT DOES NOTHING. RETCONNING MAY OCCUR WHEN HE RETURNS-
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Take FemPac to a shelter.
[3]
You locate a shelter well enough, but it's occupied by people. Including a pair of cops who don't take kindly to you brandishing a railgun.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Find somebody official looking. Ask for directions to nearest shelter.
[1]
Surely this hobo knows where safety can be found!
"Good sir, where can I find succour in this, my hour of need?"
THE KIDS WON'T GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN! DAMN MUTANT BASTARDS IN THE TUNNELS!
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - HIT MORE BUTTONS! Try to aim at some police stations and other buildings related to addressing disaster situations.
[5]
OH GOD WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS! OH GOD THE HORROR.
EVERYONE
"PLEASE BE ADVISED, THERE HAS BEEN A TERRORIST ATTACK. PLEASE REPORT SIGHTINGS OF ANY SUSPICIOUS INDIVIDUALS OR VEHICLES, ESPECIALLY VTOLS."
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on August 29, 2013, 07:57:05 pm
Post by: TCM on August 29, 2013, 08:03:58 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 08:08:26 pm
Give birth.
Brood:
Grow and love
Love Cops:
Expand the nest outwards and claim the tunnels.
Post by: Thearpox on August 29, 2013, 08:13:16 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 08:19:43 pm
Brood:Better explain that. Quickly.
Grow and love
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 29, 2013, 08:20:50 pm
"C'mon, we need to find a safe place. There's bound to be a bunker in as big of a convention center as this is."
Grab her and try to find a bunker in this chaos.
Post by: Samarkand on August 29, 2013, 08:27:32 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 08:33:11 pm
Love mutually. I'm not that much of a monster. And by grow, I mean grow biologically and psychologically.Brood:Better explain that. Quickly.
Grow and love
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 08:36:22 pm
That helps me not at all.Love mutually.Brood:Better explain that. Quickly.
Grow and love
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 08:58:21 pm
You know, love for one another. Grok. Duuude. The kind of love with chocolates and dating and sneaking into your room through the window.That helps me not at all.Love mutually.Brood:Better explain that. Quickly.
Grow and love
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 08:59:33 pm
...You know, love for one another. Grok. Duuude. The kind of love with chocolates and dating and sneaking into your room through the window.That helps me not at all.Love mutually.Brood:Better explain that. Quickly.
Grow and love
Yeah, if that means what I think it means, I'm vetoing it and that's your last warning.
Post by: mastahcheese on August 29, 2013, 09:03:31 pm
But indiscriminate murder sounds good, too.
We now return to your regularly scheduled terrorism.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 09:07:21 pm
Actually, I was trying to aim at Cheesecake's orgy over there to re-rail the un-plot. Hence the search for large amounts of heat.The un-plot defends me, heathen. None shall stop the ascendance of humanity.
But indiscriminate murder sounds good, too.
We now return to your regularly scheduled terrorism.
Tu non es homo diutius .
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 09:10:29 pm
Post by: Thearpox on August 29, 2013, 09:14:50 pm
Better modify your post Cheesecake. Last warning before you get killed by a freak accident.There are so many things wrong with this. You know that you created him, right?
If he changed "love" to "breed" would it suddenly become fine?
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 09:17:14 pm
Post by: Thearpox on August 29, 2013, 09:18:41 pm
That would cause me to hunt him down and murder him. He already got a warning about that.Why!?
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 09:21:31 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 09:23:57 pm
What am I gonna do with a bunch of cops and mutant children? Dance party?
Post by: mastahcheese on August 29, 2013, 09:24:01 pm
...If you don't see the problem then please leave. Quickly.I'll nuke 'em
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 09:26:06 pm
Aw. You're no fun G-Lord!Fuck it. RETROACTIVELY AND FROM HERE ON OUT, ALL OF CHEESECAKE'S KIDS ARE STERILE AND HAVE NO SEX DRIVE.
What am I gonna do with a bunch of cops and mutant children? Dance party?
Post by: Thearpox on August 29, 2013, 09:28:31 pm
...If you don't see the problem then please leave. Quickly....I think you're being really unreasonable.
What's the point of allowing him the create zerglings and become a brood queen if you're going to limit it like that? What's the point of allowing him to control his own children? Why... you know, if you have a problem, you should deal with it mechanically or story-wise, not like that.
PS: Well, seems you solved the problem. You should still know that you're still the one who's responsible for this, not Cheesecake.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 09:29:30 pm
I wanted them to love. Like, the way children do.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 29, 2013, 09:36:30 pm
...If you don't see the problem then please leave. Quickly....I think you're being really unreasonable.
What's the point of allowing him the create zerglings and become a brood queen if you're going to limit it like that? What's the point of allowing him to control his own children? Why... you know, if you have a problem, you should deal with it mechanically or story-wise, not like that.
PS: Well, seems you solved the problem. You should still know that you're still the one who's responsible for this, not Cheesecake.
I don't think he's being unreasonable. He's just tired of having to write all of what's happening with Cheesecake, he's probably uncomfortable with it, and would prefer if he did something useful with the results of them, such as, say, send them to kill people.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 29, 2013, 09:37:25 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on August 29, 2013, 09:38:33 pm
Post by: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 03:00:10 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 03:12:16 am
Gender: Male
Str: 8
Dex: 6
Agi: 7
Int: 8
Wil: 8
Skills:
Karate
Numerous rituals and etc dealing with the occult
Examining minds (psychology, etc)
Stealth
Description: ...tall guy with indistinct long features and dark hair and eyes.
Reason for being in Vegas: No real reason, just ended up here.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 30, 2013, 06:54:41 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 07:00:58 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 30, 2013, 07:04:22 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 30, 2013, 07:05:12 am
Post by: mastahcheese on August 30, 2013, 07:04:47 pm
I wouldn't expect anything less.Crazy Xantalos? It wouldn't be the same any other way.
Post by: Gamerlord on August 31, 2013, 01:22:44 am
"C'mon, we need to find a safe place. There's bound to be a bunker in as big of a convention center as this is."
[4]
There's a four person shelter set into a nearby wall, but there's a family of a father and his three children already heading for it.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Me:
Give birth.
Brood:
Grow
Love Cops:
Expand the nest outwards and claim the tunnels.
[5][4][5][2]
You give birth to an additional four boys! Yay!
Your firstborns grow a little larger. They seem almost full-grown now.
The nest becomes extremely large and extensive.
The missing police are finally noticed.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Take Geena and fly away!
[6]
You grab Geena and vault over the edge of the building.
WHA-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - -UNTIL HE POSTS, TOPHAT DOES NOTHING. RETCONNING MAY OCCUR WHEN HE RETURNS-
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Find a better shelter.
[2]
There's a dumpster. That's it.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Look over the hobo to see if he has anything worth stealing. If so, attempt to take, by force if necessary. If not, try to find somebody not in rags to direct me to a shelter.
[2]
He's a hobo; he's got nothing.
[4]
There's a guy over there in a suit and a cop.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - We now return to your regularly scheduled terrorism.
[5]
STOP THIS YOU BASTARD.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Arrive!
[1]
[6]
Maybe coming to the power plant was a bad idea... Well, at least you got this mecha!
+small mecha (shielded to help with radiation)
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on August 31, 2013, 01:26:48 am
Post by: Xantalos on August 31, 2013, 01:28:44 am
Post by: Cheesecake on August 31, 2013, 01:34:48 am
Now collapse the tunnels I built under the city to crumble Las Vegas from below!
Post by: Xantalos on August 31, 2013, 01:38:20 am
Post by: Gamerlord on August 31, 2013, 01:54:41 am
Stomp around looking for scrap metal/power cells/etc.You are rapidly gaining radiation you know. The mech can't shield you completely.
Post by: Xantalos on August 31, 2013, 01:56:44 am
Changed action. Nothing can go wrong here.Stomp around looking for scrap metal/power cells/etc.You are rapidly gaining radiation you know. The mech can't shield you completely.
Post by: kj1225 on August 31, 2013, 07:12:48 am
Find some place to avoid death via radiation.
Post by: Samarkand on August 31, 2013, 01:51:30 pm
Post by: TCM on August 31, 2013, 02:52:37 pm
Then find new shelter.
Post by: Cheesecake on August 31, 2013, 07:56:34 pm
Ask cop for directions to shelter. Once I have directions, go there immediately.The cops are my broodlings.
Post by: Samarkand on August 31, 2013, 09:16:24 pm
All of them?!? O.oAsk cop for directions to shelter. Once I have directions, go there immediately.The cops are my broodlings.
If that's the case, can I amend my statement to asking the guys in the suit?
Post by: mastahcheese on September 01, 2013, 12:23:18 am
Pfft. Cromwell only overtook me because my babies haven't grown yet!Heh.
Orbital Bombardment on this monstrosities' station.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 01, 2013, 01:44:53 am
Don't worry, it's not all of them.All of them?!? O.oAsk cop for directions to shelter. Once I have directions, go there immediately.The cops are my broodlings.
If that's the case, can I amend my statement to asking the guys in the suit?
Post by: mastahcheese on September 01, 2013, 11:38:31 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 01, 2013, 11:40:50 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 02, 2013, 12:35:29 am
[2]
Rats, you're shit out of luck.
Oh god, oh god, we're gonna die aren't we?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Now collapse the tunnels I built under the city to crumble Las Vegas from below!
[1][2]
You just killed all of your love-cops and children save Eve.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Find some place to avoid death via radiation.
"Sorry, trying to find someplace to avoid death by irradiation!"
[5]
You carry Geena through the air into a nearby fallout shelter. You look incredibly fucking awesome while doing so.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - -UNTIL HE POSTS, TOPHAT DOES NOTHING. RETCONNING MAY OCCUR WHEN HE RETURNS-
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Roll dumpster into the shelter with the angry cops. Then find new shelter.
[6]
You crush a dozen people with the dumpster. There were people in there, remember?
[3]
Well there IS this newly vacated shelter...
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Ask cop for directions to shelter. Once I have directions, go there immediately.
"OFFICER WHERE IS A SHELTER I NEED A SHELTER OH GOD I NEED SHELTER!"
[1]
THERE IS SHELTER IN DEATH!
Combat initiated!
Rad-Vore Policeman: Healthy
Sam Greene: Healthy
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Ok then, Orbital Bombardment on ALL the police stations.
[5]
[5]
A squad of combat VTOLs swoop in from the East while you are lining up your shots. Their first pass misses you completely.
Combat Initiated!
VTOL Squadron: 5 VTOLs, all perfect condition.
Your VTOL: Perfect condition.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Move away from the power plant rapidly while I pray to some dark god of some sort to upgrade my mech.
[5]
[6]
You leave the area post-haste. However, during your prayers you feel slightly odd...
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on September 02, 2013, 12:37:39 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 02, 2013, 12:37:55 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 02, 2013, 12:38:48 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 02, 2013, 12:39:29 am
Sat strikes will not work on moving targets.Then ram three of them FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Post by: Xantalos on September 02, 2013, 12:41:31 am
Post by: TopHat on September 02, 2013, 08:40:02 am
As for retconning in... Meh, leave it. Unless all those 'inaction' turns count as giving me rad-points.
Grab my stuff, including my luggage, and run to the nearest nuclear shelter. I swear I remember seeing one on at least five of those maps...
Post by: Gamerlord on September 02, 2013, 08:41:04 am
Post by: TCM on September 02, 2013, 08:49:25 am
Post by: Samarkand on September 02, 2013, 08:56:47 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 02, 2013, 10:34:57 am
RUN. The basement is going to be the best place right now.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 03, 2013, 12:07:15 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 03, 2013, 12:15:20 am
Post by: Cheesecake on September 03, 2013, 07:35:19 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 03, 2013, 10:52:37 pm
"DAMMIT! Okay, I know we barely know each other, but I am not going to let either of us die today."
[5]
You drag Sandy down to the basement concrete basement.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Psychically mourn for their deaths. Consume world.
[5]
All over the city random people burst into tears and sob their hearts out.
[2]
You just give yourself indigestion.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Talk.
"So... Nice meeting yo-"
The girl kisses you.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Grab my stuff, including my luggage, and run to the nearest nuclear shelter. I swear I remember seeing one on at least five of those maps...
[Not even bothering rolling for this since you're more or less guaranteed a success.]
Sprinting for your life, you narrowly avoid crashing into a mech and find one of the bunkers.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Hide with FemPac in recently excavated shelter until shit stops popping off.
[5]
Shit does not yet pop off.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Ram shoulder into cop while trying to grab whatever weapon he has on him.
[3]
[2 vs 4]
The officer swings his telescoping baton at your face [4 vs 3] but you dodge.
[5 vs 2]
Ramming the bastard proves incredibly easy, as does nicking his weapon.
RAD-VORE: Stunned
YOU: Healthy
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - 5 against one?!?!? They should have brought more men! Fire my Gauss rifles at two of them, then ram the last three FOR GREAT JUSTICE!
[4 vs 2 vs 4 vs 5 vs 6 vs 2]
Before you can fire off the first rounds, three of the VTOLs open fire on you.
[5 vs 3, 3 ,6]
A well timed swoop evades one, but puts you right in the line of fire for the third.
[3
You fail to attack the trained pilots you are up against.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Investigate oddness.
You try to unbuckle yourself, but find you cannot move.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on September 03, 2013, 10:55:37 pm
Realize I got fused into my machine.
Stomp around looking for a large supply of metal.
Post by: kj1225 on September 03, 2013, 10:59:12 pm
Wow. Why is it my characters almost always get kissed early on?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 03, 2013, 11:24:11 pm
See if there's a Sub-Basement. You know, something for emergencies just like this.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 03, 2013, 11:56:24 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 03, 2013, 11:58:02 pm
Tactical retreat time.
Post by: Cheesecake on September 04, 2013, 05:50:42 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 04, 2013, 07:06:16 am
Post by: Cheesecake on September 04, 2013, 07:16:07 am
Post by: TopHat on September 04, 2013, 12:27:28 pm
Post by: TCM on September 04, 2013, 09:04:27 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 05, 2013, 08:31:52 am
Post by: Samarkand on September 05, 2013, 04:57:55 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 06, 2013, 06:57:57 am
[6]
There's a door leading into a deep, dark tunnel stretching out before you. You cannot see anything at the end of it.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Burrow deeper and protect Eve.
[3 + 2 = 5]
You wrap Eve in your loving arms and dig your way deeper and deeper into the earth.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - What? Oh, okay. Go with it I guess.
She pulls away after a minute or two.
Um...
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Enter bunker. Look around in bunker for a 'what to do if you end up having to head to this bunker' sign. Or an 'in emergency, break glass' box.
[4]
There's a fire axe in a wall box.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Wait more.
[6]
Ho hum.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - beat cop with his own baton.
[4 vs 3 - 1 = 2]
You crack the little bastard over the head repeatedly until he stops moving.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Tactical retreat time.
[2 vs 1]
You fly like an old lady, but the pilots fly even worse; one hits a building, another two fly in the wrong direction and the remaining three just plod along after you.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Realize I got fused into my machine.
Stomp around looking for a large supply of metal.
[5]
The fact that you are fused with your machine is quite easy to concieve of. You offer up thanks to the dark gods.
[5]
There's a tank husk, a wrecked truck and some large shipping containers with rebar.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: kj1225 on September 06, 2013, 07:02:42 am
((Tell your sister that a stranger on the internet says happy birthday.))
Post by: Cheesecake on September 06, 2013, 07:04:03 am
Celebrate birthday.
Post by: Samarkand on September 06, 2013, 08:58:21 am
((Tell your sister that a stranger on the internet says happy birthday.))+1
Search cop for a firearm, some form of armor, a map, and his money. Additionally, temporarily change in to his clothes.
Post by: Xantalos on September 06, 2013, 09:14:53 am
Search for more metal.
Repeat.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 06, 2013, 09:22:32 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 06, 2013, 09:51:26 am
Post by: TopHat on September 06, 2013, 01:19:22 pm
Break glass with tire iron. Take out axe. Examine interior of bunker.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 06, 2013, 11:56:03 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 09, 2013, 11:13:29 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Yoink on September 09, 2013, 11:35:05 am
>Give the GM a hug
Post by: Gamerlord on September 09, 2013, 11:37:33 am
Thanks!
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 09, 2013, 12:20:20 pm
I may not be posting anytime soon because of anger, rage and frustration atAlso, I may have misplaced my request for TCM to post. If you see it in another thread, let me know.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Damn. Did you get kicked via PM? Because I just quickly read through the last bit of it to see just what went down. I wish I could see just what happened in that thread so I could pick a side more intelligently, but...
From what I read, I think your best bet is just to talk to GWG Via PM and try to answer his questions as best you can. I mean, it would be the best for you, it would be the best for him, and it would be best for the game. Then again I have no idea what's gone on in the thread before the incident. I just hope everything works out and you can continue on.
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2013, 01:37:06 pm
That happened.
...
Take yer time.
Post by: TCM on September 09, 2013, 04:45:21 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 09, 2013, 05:06:37 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 09, 2013, 05:23:31 pm
GL got muted for a week, so we'll have to wait on him.Too bad he was GM, we can't really go on with out him.
Post by: Xantalos on September 10, 2013, 12:40:17 am
Post by: TopHat on September 10, 2013, 12:30:23 pm
GL got muted for a week, so we'll have to wait on him.Muted?
Post by: Xantalos on September 16, 2013, 12:32:29 am
Prevented from posting, but not from viewing, I think. He gets unmuted tomorrow, so we'll see then.GL got muted for a week, so we'll have to wait on him.Muted?
Post by: Gamerlord on September 17, 2013, 05:39:06 am
You walk down the tunnel for several hours, eventually reaching a massive cavern, the ceiling arching high above you. In the distance you can see clouds and strange wheeling birdlike creatures. Below you the cavern floor is obscured by odd flora, but what you can see suggests ruins and broken masonry. Beside you Sandy shivers, a chill wind buffeting you both.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Celebrate birthday.
You celebrate your birthday in the deep, dank cavern you and Eve have hollowed out. You manage to make a cake out of grubs and roots and you teach Eve to talk while doing so.
...Mama?
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Talk.
"That was interesting."
Uh... yeah. It was. Sorry.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Break glass with tire iron. Take out axe. Examine interior of bunker.
The axe is heavy in your hand as you explore the dark bunker. You hear something and lean in to the wall, pressing your ear against it. Something is moving in there.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Hide more.
As you and FemPac wait, you hear movement above you. Three mishapen men descend into the bunker, none of them noticing you yet.
*sniff* *sniff* Meat.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Search cop for a firearm, some form of armor, a map, and his money. Additionally, temporarily change in to his clothes.
He didn't have any money or guns on him, but you pull on his kevlar and uniform pretty quickly. As you do so you notice that his skin is covered in red and green splotches, as well as growths and tumours.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Keep flying
Your evasive maneuvers work for a while, keeping the enemy from blasting a hole in you, but you fail to see a tower ahead that smashes into your wing. Luckily, the VTOL automatically ejects you and the resulting flight deposits you onto a roof while the pilots come back around to blast you to hell.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Absorb this stuff into my mechs with the power of the dark gods, making it bigger. Search for more metal. Repeat.
Your mech quickly grows in size, gaining an almost organic look to it as it does so. Before long you've torn every bit of metal you can find and you head to the only place you can think of for more. You head back into the power plant.
You know what it is you want, and begin to dig into the collapsing structure. After a couple of hours you uncover your prize; the remaining uranium and plutonium. The pain as you absorb the fissionable material is immense, but you fight through it and quickly incorporate it. The engine at the centre of the mech expands and uses the fuel, becoming far more powerful. The remaining pieces lance through you, affixing you to the mech even more.
Somewhere Else
Sir, I don't think you understand. The thaumagraphs are going off the charts and the entire city has been sealed off. We can't send anyone in, even if we wanted to!
I don't care damnit! Open the dome if you have to, just get us some eyes in there! We've got at least a dozen foreign dignitaries lost in the city, not to mention tourists! If we can't return them to their countries it may start WWIV!
Understood sir.
Send Brockridge. His team is still on base, right? He did well during the Maverton Incident and his record for mission success in difficult conditions is a hundred percent.
Very well sir.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on September 17, 2013, 06:34:52 am
Breed asexually.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 17, 2013, 06:37:42 am
So, is my ability to love a good thing?Yup. You see, that 'Somewhere Else' section marks the beginning of the time period during which Atrocity Points are a Bad Thing.
Breed asexually.
Post by: Samarkand on September 17, 2013, 07:48:50 am
Commandeer a nearby car, pointing out that I am a police officer in a city which is a state of emergency to whoever is in the car. I'd settle for a bike too.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 17, 2013, 07:54:17 am
Sam glances down a the corpse he just stripped and gives the red and green splotches a disgusted look. Noticing the tumors, he decides it must be an effect of radiation exposure, not some contagious infection.
Spoiler: Hint - Take it or leave it. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Samarkand on September 17, 2013, 09:03:58 am
((I sorta figured. I'm hoping to arm myself slightly better than a police baton and kevlar armor before I go radiation monster hunting. :P ))Spoiler: Hint - Take it or leave it. (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on September 17, 2013, 09:10:49 am
Don't worry, I won't tell.
Absorb the rest of the power plant into my glorious mech body.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 17, 2013, 09:58:08 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 17, 2013, 10:32:06 am
Take some experimental steps forwards, examining the area.
Post by: Xantalos on September 17, 2013, 11:43:19 am
Right now you are past the halfway mark to dieing from radiation poisoning if you ever get removed from the mech. So, yeah. Be careful.Who said I'm ever getting out?
Post by: TopHat on September 17, 2013, 12:27:06 pm
*calms down*
Listen. Quietly search through pockets with one hand, looking for a pocket torch. Or a keychain light. Or something.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 17, 2013, 07:48:36 pm
I'll get those atrocity points, even if I have to make others do the destroying, I'm getting them.
Also, good to see you back, Gamer!
Post by: TCM on September 17, 2013, 07:59:01 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 17, 2013, 08:00:38 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 18, 2013, 08:36:54 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 18, 2013, 09:15:47 pm
As you step into the cavern proper, everything goes silent for a second before a cacophony of sound begins rapidly approaching your position.
"...Shit. I...did not expect this."
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT?
Uh... she's freaking out.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Breed asexually.
You squeeze out a couple of translucent eggs, inside which you can see little things turn and twist.
Pretty little babies...
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - Further comfort as needed.
"Don't worry, it was a perfectly natural response to that kind of situation."
U-uh yeah...
You give Geena a hug and she seems to calm down a lit - Um. Did she just smell you?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Listen. Quietly search through pockets with one hand, looking for a pocket torch. Or a keychain light. Or something.
You find a glowstick in your back pocket. Listening intently you can hear what almost sounds like voices.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Hide with FemPac.
You can hear them drawing nearer.
Fresh meat. Clean meat.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Sam glances down a the corpse he just stripped and gives the red and green splotches a disgusted look. Noticing the tumors, he decides it must be an effect of radiation exposure, not some contagious infection. - Commandeer a nearby car, pointing out that I am a police officer in a city which is a state of emergency to whoever is in the car. I'd settle for a bike too.
Everyone you try and eject from their cars saw you beat the shit out of that officer and take his uniform. Many speed off as you approach. The others speed off when you try and nick their cars.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - All right, take cover in the building, make them have to blast me out if they want me that badly.
A conveniently placed rooftop door lets you into the building below. A hospital. Seriously mate? Are you this fucking evil? Damnit. Anyway, the pursuing VTOLs pull in and disgorge their cargo of four squads of special forces. Good luck.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Absorb the rest of the power plant into my glorious mech body.
The radioactive metal embedded in your body thrums with power as you reach out and pull. To an outside observer, e.g. the news aircraft hovering around outside, the power plant would look as though it was imploding. Soon, you emerge from the wreckage three times as large, every limb, joint and micellaneous component reinforced beyond belief.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 18, 2013, 09:35:08 pm
Get down! And get her down with me. It's probably bats.
"I...just expected like, a bomb shelter down here. Not...a cave.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 18, 2013, 09:36:01 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2013, 09:40:05 pm
Spoiler: Thomas O'Brian (click to show/hide)
Wake up.
Figure out what is going on.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 18, 2013, 09:46:34 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2013, 09:49:37 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 18, 2013, 09:51:16 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2013, 09:56:36 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 18, 2013, 09:57:16 pm
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on September 18, 2013, 09:58:28 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 18, 2013, 11:14:10 pm
Post by: Samarkand on September 19, 2013, 12:06:01 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 19, 2013, 12:36:37 am
Find a syringe of
Post by: Gamerlord on September 19, 2013, 12:40:11 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 19, 2013, 12:42:26 am
(Thanks, but if I were you I'd focus more on getting out fast than taking hostages. Firearms are more... precise in this era and special forces have cybernetic upgrades and superior training. Shooting a needle out of your hand would be quite trivial.(The needle would already be in the doctor's neck, just wouldn't depress the trigger, yet.
But yes, escape is next, after obtaining meat shield.)
Post by: Gamerlord on September 19, 2013, 12:45:28 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 19, 2013, 12:52:13 am
Okay... Just be careful. These special forces are bad enough (already decided on their capabilities) but if you don't lose them fast and disappear then Brockridge will be on your arse and the gear/goons/abilities this guy has are beastly. I originally designed him to be a counter to Xantalos or Cheesecake if they ever went psycho and tried to conquer the planet, but you are the main culprit for this entire situation so...((If, by main culprit, you mean the sole cause. Then yes.))
Post by: Cheesecake on September 19, 2013, 05:12:43 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 19, 2013, 10:17:00 am
Post by: TopHat on September 19, 2013, 12:29:32 pm
Post by: TCM on September 19, 2013, 04:26:30 pm
Post by: kj1225 on September 19, 2013, 10:37:03 pm
-To be retconned!-
"Don't worry, it was a perfectly natural response to that kind of situation."
-Vague for now due to needing retcon-
Further comfort as needed.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 19, 2013, 10:49:21 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 20, 2013, 07:13:01 am
You throw both of you onto the floor. You're on top of her and she's face up.
"I...just expected like, a bomb shelter down here. Not...a cave."
Can you get off of - Oh. Fuck.
She seems to be staring at something at some point behind your head.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Protect eggs till they hatch.
You wrap yourself around Eve and the eggs, holding them all tight.
I love you Mummy. Eve hugs you around your waist, her bright green eyes looking up at you. You love me too, don't you Mummy?
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - -RETCON-
((Gimme an action that will take longer than just talking or something so I can synchronise you with everyone else. I didn't just continue the 'comforting' you vaguely specified because the shipping!roll gave an interesting result. Plus the shipping is totally in the hands of the dice. I know better than to meddle in such matters.))
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Listen harder. Determine if there is a way to get to where the voices are coming from.
You think the wall is fairly thin and could probably be broken.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Fire at intruders, use dumpster as cover.
((They're past the dumpster; you let them approach to the point where they're inside the shelter with you.))
You blast the head off of one, but the ejection mechanism jams and while you clear it the other two bound towards your position.
COMBAT!
Aaron: Hp: 200 Sp: 100
FemPac: Hp: 200 Sp: 100
Radvore1: Hp: 0 Sp: 50
Radvore2: Hp: 100 Sp: 50
Radvore3: Hp: 100 Sp: 50
((I blame this on my listening to this during writing. (http://www.bashemanmusic.com/music) Made me think of old time turn based JRPGs for some reason. However, I have no regrets.))
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Search for a shelter.
An empty garbage can is a shelter, right?
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Find a syringe of
You grab a syringe and fill it with industrial adhesive out of a tool cupboard. You advance on and grab a man in a white coat who looks important.
You can hear the Special Forces guys about to enter the room. There are three exits:
-The one you came through and the spec ops guys will be coming through.
-One on across from the entry that has signs indicating it leads to Radiology.
-The last has an emergency exit sign.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Yell at the flying machines about how I'm glad to have disposed of dangerous material for them. Then go search for more metal to absorb.
OI YOU! YEAH YOU! I JUST DEALT WITH THE URANIUM! FUCK YEAH I DID! NOW TAKE ME TO MORE METAL!
The news craft fly off. Obviously they are leading you to new supplies of materials.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Cheesecake on September 20, 2013, 07:35:10 am
Continue protecting.
Post by: Samarkand on September 20, 2013, 08:36:17 am
Search for anything nearby with chemical supplies (College, High School, Commercial lab, etc.)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2013, 09:51:59 am
Eh, makes sense.))
Roll off of her, and look up. Be prepared to run.
Post by: Xantalos on September 20, 2013, 10:11:49 am
Go search for more metal to absorb. If confronted by armed forces, state my peaceful intentions and ask where the scrapyard is.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 20, 2013, 10:14:40 am
((...I got atrocity points for landing on her in a...strange fashion?No, you got them earlier for... something... Oh yeah! It was you who drugged a bunch of little kids and then brainwiped the cops who showed up, right?
Eh, makes sense.))
((Can we have an Atrocity points counter?))I'll put the current totals up next update.
Go search for more metal to absorb. If confronted by armed forces, state my peaceful intentions and ask where the scrapyard is.Um... just what are your 'peaceful' intentions, anyway? I've got to be able to write something.
Post by: Xantalos on September 20, 2013, 10:16:07 am
Of course I'll just tell them I'm a concerned citizen collecting dangerous material.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 20, 2013, 10:17:17 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 20, 2013, 10:18:48 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 20, 2013, 10:33:49 am
Post by: TopHat on September 20, 2013, 12:37:54 pm
Listen further to voices.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 20, 2013, 06:58:06 pm
Taking the cautious route, also known as the calm before the !!Storm!!.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 21, 2013, 08:32:58 am
Post by: TCM on September 21, 2013, 10:20:21 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 22, 2013, 12:39:10 am
PTW anyways.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 22, 2013, 12:49:13 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 22, 2013, 11:58:59 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gamerlord on September 22, 2013, 07:35:07 pm
Anyway, still waiting on kj.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 22, 2013, 11:10:39 pm
Probably when mastahcheese gets himself killed.That shouldn't take long.
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2013, 11:13:30 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 22, 2013, 11:25:00 pm
He hasn't been on in 3 days and mentioned he was busy in a few other threads. Should we auto him?Probably, we can retcom him later.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 22, 2013, 11:44:11 pm
Getting to your feet, you behold a tall, slimy toad-like creature.
Friends?
The strange thing looks closely at you and nods decisively.
Friends!
It rapidly grabs you in a bear hug.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Continue protecting.
"Of course I do, sweetheart."
Okay. Oh, look Mummy! The babies are hatching!
Four little hairless things squirm and twitch their way out of the eggs.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - -RETCON-
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Listen further to voices.
"...hat..."
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Beat them with the rifle body.
You smash open the extremely valuable railgun across the first enemy's head, following up by walloping the other with the remains.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Search for anything nearby with chemical supplies (College, High School, Commercial lab, etc.)
There's a pharmacy nearby, as well as what appears to be a house with drug vapours emnating from it.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Drag the Doc into radiology, look for a bed sheet or something similar.
You haul the protesting man into the Radiology Department just in time to see the Spec Ops guys round the corner. There are a lot of them. Bedsheets are pretty easy to find; they're all over the place.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Go search for more metal to absorb. If confronted by armed forces, state my peaceful intentions and ask where the scrapyard is.
You find no stockpiles of metal or foes to fight. The best you can locate is a couple of burnt out cars.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on September 22, 2013, 11:46:16 pm
Absorb cars and search for some abandoned buildings.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 22, 2013, 11:57:21 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on September 23, 2013, 12:01:18 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 23, 2013, 12:26:00 am
"Er...Friends?"
Try to communicate. Get him to put me down, specifically.
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2013, 12:27:08 am
((Friends? ...Sure, why not?))((SPECIFY THE COMMUNICATION. THIS COULD BE TAKEN EXTREMELY POORLY.))
"Er...Friends?"
Try to communicate.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 23, 2013, 12:40:35 am
((Noted.))((Friends? ...Sure, why not?))((SPECIFY THE COMMUNICATION. THIS COULD BE TAKEN EXTREMELY POORLY.))
"Er...Friends?"
Try to communicate.
Post by: Samarkand on September 23, 2013, 07:56:24 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 23, 2013, 10:01:19 am
((Atrocity meters?))Shit, sorry! They'll be up in the morning, I promise!
Absorb cars and search for some abandoned buildings.
Post by: TopHat on September 23, 2013, 12:23:51 pm
.... How did I get atrocity points again?An answer would be nice with the meter.
Quote
....hat....I'm trying to work out whether this is legit or you're just trolling me....
Anyway,
[ballsiness roll - 5]
"Hello? Is anybody there?"
Post by: Xantalos on September 23, 2013, 01:07:48 pm
((Eh, no problem. Just wanted to know.))((Atrocity meters?))Shit, sorry! They'll be up in the morning, I promise!
Absorb cars and search for some abandoned buildings.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 03:33:30 am
ATROCITIES: 10
Chaeskake:
ATROCITIES: 21
Eve:
ATROCITIES: 1
Kyle Johnson:
ATROCITIES: 4
Jonathan McMacen:
ATROCITIES: 5
Aaron Wallace:
ATROCITIES: 10
FemPac
ATROCITIES: 10
Sam Greene:
ATROCITIES: 0
Cromwell Jackson:
ATROCITIES: 55
Xantalos
ATROCITIES: 25
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2013, 03:39:22 am
How, though? All I've done is fuse myself to my mech in a horrible ritual to please the dark gods and dismantled a power plant to get at the uranium within.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 03:42:34 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2013, 03:43:28 am
:P
Post by: TCM on September 24, 2013, 06:29:54 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 24, 2013, 10:58:02 am
Post by: mastahcheese on September 24, 2013, 09:54:28 pm
Hm. I guess 10 Atrocity is a good number. I'm just here to survive, unlike SOME PEOPLE.I'm so winning.
Like Charlie Sheen winning.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 09:56:49 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2013, 09:57:23 pm
I'll catch up soon enough.Hm. I guess 10 Atrocity is a good number. I'm just here to survive, unlike SOME PEOPLE.I'm so winning.
Like Charlie Sheen winning.
NO TIGER BLOOD. IF YOU TRY TO GET TIGER BLOOD I WILL FUCKING HAND YOU OVER TO CHEESECAKE, I SWEAR TO GOD....Huh?
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 09:58:53 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 24, 2013, 10:06:31 pm
He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 10:07:49 pm
I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 24, 2013, 10:08:00 pm
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2013, 10:08:42 pm
Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 24, 2013, 10:09:24 pm
Someone best left unknown.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Samarkand on September 24, 2013, 10:09:38 pm
LOLWho the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 24, 2013, 10:09:45 pm
...How the fuck are you on the internet without knowing who he is.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 10:10:10 pm
SOMEONE. FIND LINKS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 24, 2013, 10:10:36 pm
IMPEDE ACTIONSOMEONE. FIND LINKS. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Xantalos on September 24, 2013, 10:14:56 pm
By being me?...How the fuck are you on the internet without knowing who he is.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 24, 2013, 10:18:04 pm
This must be rectified. To wikipedia with you, good sir!By being me?...How the fuck are you on the internet without knowing who he is.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 25, 2013, 12:40:47 am
FEED THE PYRAMID!!!With youtube (http://youtu.be/VoJpiTh6vLA/) links. (http://youtu.be/2LtBSqGzi3o/)This must be rectified. To wikipedia with you, good sir!By being me?...How the fuck are you on the internet without knowing who he is.Who the hell is Charlie Sheen?I actually DO like Charlie Sheen. It's just that no one can pull off Charlie Sheen but Charlie Sheen.He mentioned Charlie Sheen. Any attempt to emulate Charlie Sheen will be dealt with harshly.For your information, I am a huge disliker of Charlie Sheen, and would not blame you for punishing someone because of it.
Also, I have no clue what the tiger blood thing was about, probably because I don't watch TV, and I'd rather not know.
Post by: TopHat on September 25, 2013, 04:19:13 pm
I seriously don't know how I got five points. Can't have been the midget, I tried to help him. Can't have been That woman either, that was self defense. And the power plant exploding probably counts as an emergency..... How did I get atrocity points again?An answer would be nice with the meter.
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 25, 2013, 04:26:35 pm
I seriously don't know how I got five points. Can't have been the midget, I tried to help him. Can't have been That woman either, that was self defense. And the power plant exploding probably counts as an emergency.
Sigged!!
Post by: mastahcheese on September 25, 2013, 10:22:47 pm
Nice catch, sir.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 26, 2013, 12:28:36 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2013, 12:40:13 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 26, 2013, 12:55:30 am
Post by: Gamerlord on September 26, 2013, 10:27:48 am
"Er...Friends?"
It puts you down and pats you on the head with a slimy hand.
FRIENDS!
It jabs itself with a finger.
Morgo!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Let them grow, while telling them stories of heroes who save princesses.
"Once upon a time there was a pretty princess who lived in a castle..."
Eve and to a lesser extent the infant creatures, listen to you, rapt with wonder. When you've finished the story Eve cuddles you while the infants suckle.
"....ere..."
What was that?
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - -RETCON-
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Talk.
"Hello? Is anybody there?"
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Escape the fallout shelter with FemPac.
Dragging FemPac behind you, you climb over the corpses and through the wreckage, emerging onto the street. There are bodies strewn irregularly into the distance and things feeding on them.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Find adrenaline shots, antibiotics (both topical and oral), and bandages in pharmacy.
You find a single shot of epinephrine, as well as antibiotics. Sadly, said antibiotics are rectal only.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Grab a bed sheet and look for a nearby window, threaten to kill the doctor if they don't leave me alone.
"I'LL FUCKING KILL THIS PIECE OF SHIT IF YOU COME ANY CLOSER!"
You cannot hear them moving, but you can hear muttering. You stick a bedsheet underneath your arm and move towards a window on the opposite wall.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Absorb cars and search for some abandoned buildings.
The cars add a minimal amount to your mass; they had already been mostly picked clean by scavengers. As for buildings, they're all around you. Everyone left when the plant blew.
You start to feel a pressure in your mind.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Samarkand on September 26, 2013, 10:46:09 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on September 26, 2013, 11:13:51 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 26, 2013, 11:53:50 am
Post by: TopHat on September 26, 2013, 12:50:38 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 26, 2013, 03:32:25 pm
"YOLO!!!!!!"
Post by: Cheesecake on September 26, 2013, 05:06:29 pm
Post by: Lenglon on September 26, 2013, 05:09:09 pm
Continue protecting them. When they grow up, tell them to forage for food.((anyone else expecting them to eat cheesecake alive?))
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 26, 2013, 08:46:37 pm
Throw the doctor to the floor, and jump through the window and use the bed sheet as a parachute!
"YOLO!!!!!!"
((Tempted to go character to kill mastahcheese's character for that one acronym/ saying..... So TEMPTED.....))
Post by: TCM on September 27, 2013, 04:29:25 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on September 27, 2013, 11:14:50 pm
Job done. Leave Vegas with FemPac.You can't.
A giant containment dome came up after I blew up the nuclear reactor.
We're trapped.
Post by: Xantalos on September 27, 2013, 11:22:53 pm
I ate the remains, by the way.Job done. Leave Vegas with FemPac.You can't.
A giant containment dome came up after I blew up the nuclear reactor.
We're trapped.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 27, 2013, 11:27:10 pm
I know, I'm still working on blowing up more things for you to eat.I ate the remains, by the way.Job done. Leave Vegas with FemPac.You can't.
A giant containment dome came up after I blew up the nuclear reactor.
We're trapped.
I was about to get the hospital, but then they sent in some guys with serious guns and junk.
Post by: Xantalos on September 27, 2013, 11:27:56 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 28, 2013, 01:09:11 am
Job done. Leave Vegas with FemPac.BAHAHAHAHAHA. Not a chance in hell laddy. If you want out you're going to have to fight your way through mutant terrorists, a soldier who is probably the most Badass Motherfucker ever born and a quarantine zone.
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2013, 01:33:05 am
He's a genesplice of every badass military guy ever, isn't he?Job done. Leave Vegas with FemPac.BAHAHAHAHAHA. Not a chance in hell laddy. If you want out you're going to have to fight your way through mutant terrorists, a soldier who is probably the most Badass Motherfucker ever born and a quarantine zone.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 28, 2013, 01:34:35 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2013, 01:36:28 am
Quaritch from Avatar
Kreuger from Elysium
Koovus from District 9
Brian Mills from Taken
Jason Bourne
?
I am disappoint.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 28, 2013, 01:38:15 am
Post by: Xantalos on September 28, 2013, 01:40:21 am
Eh, those guys were the first that came to mind.Okay, I forgive you then.
Post by: mastahcheese on September 28, 2013, 02:01:40 am
Does he have the mindset of Urist?
Post by: SquatchHammer on September 28, 2013, 12:16:44 pm
Post by: TCM on September 28, 2013, 01:00:01 pm
I was thinking you missed John Mclain, then thought of the fact you wont be able to kill him, so that wouldn't be too good of an opponent except if you were going for party kill...
On the other hand, Mcclane's from New Jersey, which means he can't be too hard to beat.
Post by: Gamerlord on September 28, 2013, 02:01:06 pm
Post by: TCM on September 28, 2013, 02:11:35 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on September 30, 2013, 01:45:45 am
Samuél Malbeau - Greenstarfanatic - Talk.
"Morgo, huh? Well, uh...where are we?"
This *squelching noise followed by a piercing whistle and a low note*! Who are you?
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Continue protecting them. When they grow up, tell them to forage for food.
The babies grow quite a bit bigger; soon they'll be able to survive on their own.
"...any..."
There it is again.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - -RETCON-
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Listen for reply. If none given, repeat last action. But louder.
"Hello? Is anybody there?"
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Find aircraft.
There's a small C.A.T. nearby, but it will be a tight fit for the both of you.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Try to find a shelter. Again. Try really damn hard.
You try. And try. And try. In fact, you try so hard that several passing RadVores don't bother you, since they don't want to fuck with someone who has such an intense facial expression. In the end, you find a one-man radshelter.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Throw the doctor to the floor, and jump through the window and use the bed sheet as a parachute!
"YOLO!!!!!!"
Good news? You survived the fall. Bad news? Your leg is broken and the SpecOps guys are coming down the fire escape. Luckily they don't yet have a clear shot.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Search for more metal or buildings while investigating the pressure on my mind.
It seems that you have consumed everything possible in the area of the Power Plant. You could try over in the Industrial Park or the Suburbs I suppose...
The pressure increases.
...hunt...
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gamerlord on October 01, 2013, 08:09:46 am
Post by: Samarkand on October 01, 2013, 08:26:21 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 01, 2013, 10:50:48 am
Post by: TopHat on October 01, 2013, 12:09:43 pm
"I'm coming through. Just in case you Can hear me."
Smash through wall with fire axe. Try not to be too destructive.
Post by: Xantalos on October 01, 2013, 01:21:01 pm
Go look in the Industrial Park.
Post by: Cheesecake on October 01, 2013, 05:04:53 pm
Post by: TCM on October 01, 2013, 05:12:15 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on October 01, 2013, 05:43:33 pm
While they head down the fire escape, limp into the hospital's parking garage.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 03, 2013, 10:46:13 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 03, 2013, 10:59:50 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 04, 2013, 02:03:21 am
I'm Samuél and this is Sandy! Um, what can you tell me about this place?
This Home! Very happy to meet you Sammule and Sandi!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Have Eve protect the kids as I search for the voice.
Eve, look after the little ones. I need to find out what that sound is.
Okay mummy!
You head over to the wall, reaching it just as an axehead emerges from it.
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - -RETCON-
-ONE TURN UNTIL REMOVED FROM PLAY-
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Smash through wall with fire axe. Try not to be too destructive.
"I'm coming through. Just in case you Can hear me."
A few swings have you most of the way through the wall. There are... eyes on the other side.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Get in C.A.T., put FemPac in lap, GETTOUTTADISPLACE.
You pull up into the air, but soon find yourself surrounded by VTOLs.
"LAND THE VEHICLE AND COME QUIETLY! DO NOT RESIST ARREST!"
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Woot. Look around in it for suppplies
There are ration bars, a couple of water canteens, a CyNet connection and a short range SOS beacon.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - While they head down the fire escape, limp into the hospital's parking garage.
"AAARRRGHHHHHHHH"
You drag yourself into the garage, biting your tongue every step of the way. There's only a few cars present unfortunately.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Go look in the Industrial Park.
Hunt what, you voice?
...hostiles...kill...
The Industrial Park is stuffed with metal, vehicles and machinery.
The pressure increases, and you feel an urge to move away from the Power Plant, towards the sections of city filled with people.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 04, 2013, 02:08:51 am
Absorb ALL THE MATERIALS.
Post by: Cheesecake on October 04, 2013, 05:34:43 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 04, 2013, 05:56:43 am
Post by: Cheesecake on October 04, 2013, 06:14:43 am
Cautiously look around and look for intruders. Ask them what their intentions are.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 04, 2013, 09:22:47 am
Post by: Samarkand on October 04, 2013, 09:25:17 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 04, 2013, 09:26:51 am
Post by: Samarkand on October 04, 2013, 09:42:38 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 04, 2013, 10:49:59 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 04, 2013, 11:11:29 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 04, 2013, 11:13:08 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 04, 2013, 11:13:29 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 04, 2013, 11:34:38 am
((Do we even need food?))
Don't try me. I've just been assuming you eat whatevers at hand. You do not want me to start checking that. Hell, I'm still trying to write up military style dossiers on each of you to determine what the RRT that's coming in will know.
It's always funny when players forget the first rule of dealing with a gm. NEVER EVER GIVE THE GM ANY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!
With that note I usually ignore it and like to poke at the universe and see what happens.
Post by: TopHat on October 04, 2013, 12:57:41 pm
"err... Hello? Anybody there? Sorry if I scared you I didn't mean to scare you just I've been having a bad day and crazy stuff has been happening and what are you and who are you and where is this place?"
Attempt communication with eyes. Lower axe in an non-threatening way. Try to not sound too panicky.
((hi cheesecake.))
Post by: TCM on October 04, 2013, 03:54:41 pm
THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU EVER SAW
Post by: mastahcheese on October 04, 2013, 05:36:11 pm
Find a way into the hospital's basement, find the backup generator!
Post by: Gamerlord on October 04, 2013, 11:52:21 pm
GET ON A HIGH SPEED CHASE WITH THE LAW*facepalm*
THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU EVER SAW
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 03:43:25 am
"So how long have you lived here? Is there anything you can show us?"
My pa lived here, and his pa lived here and his pa lived here! Wait, wait, come over here!
It beckons you over to a tunnel. You follow him for a few minutes before you emerge into an even larger cavern; and this time the 'ruins' are nonexistent; now there's a city. You can see other things, some like your erstwhile tour guide and others completely and utterly different and alien.
Welcome to *squelch*blork!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Cautiously look around and look for intruders. Ask them what their intentions are. - UNIFIED WITH TOPHAT.
The axe removes itself and you can see a face in the crack. It is unmistakably human.
"err... Hello? Anybody there? Sorry if I scared you I didn't mean to scare you just I've been having a bad day and crazy stuff has been happening and what are you and who are you and where is this place?"
Are you here to father my babies?
Kyle Johnson - kj1225 - -RETCON-
"Sir, what do we do with him?"
"Bring them both in. Either they're against us or we'd be helping them."
KYLE JOHNSON HAS BEEN CAPTURED.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Attempt communication with eyes. Lower axe in an non-threatening way. Try to not sound too panicky. - UNIFIED WITH CHEESECAKE.
"err... Hello? Anybody there? Sorry if I scared you I didn't mean to scare you just I've been having a bad day and crazy stuff has been happening and what are you and who are you and where is this place?"
You pull away the axe and speak. Now that the axe is gone you can see something in the crack. You can't see much, but you can definitely tell that it is female.
Are you here to father my babies?
Errrr... what?
Aaron Wallace - TCM - GET ON A HIGH SPEED CHASE WITH THE LAW. THE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU EVER SAW.
Your 'escape' is cut short by an EMP projectile that shorts out the C.A.T.'s systems and sends it crashing back to Earth. You are quickly surrounded by military police.
"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!"
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Grab SOS beacon and look for a chemicals lab again.
As you walk the irradiated streets you see an old high school up ahead. Seems a bit rundown but there might be a chem lab.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Find a way into the hospital's basement, find the backup generator!
A closed door with an old-fashioned padlock bars your way! OH MY GOD YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
"STOP RIGHT THERE! HANDS ON THE FUCKING WALL YOU DIRTBAG!"
Well shit.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Yeah yeah, hang on a minute. Absorb ALL THE MATERIALS.
The pressure builds as you connect more and parts. You now have a harpoon the size of a bus, six legs, each the size of a small building and a railgun that shoots cars on your left shoulder. Enjoy.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
END OF PART 1: BAY12 GOES VEGAS.
BEGINNING OF PART 2: BAY12 GOES - OHMYFUCKINGGODWHYWOULDYOUDOTHIS.
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2013, 04:10:14 am
Amble back to the city, absorbing material (buildings, cars, roads, anything with metal in it, really) as I go. Make my way to the city hall and express my interest in putting my name on the ballot for the next election.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 04:11:57 am
It seems Brockridge will need to be slightly more proactive than I had planned.
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2013, 04:13:32 am
I think I'm the only person here apart from Samarkand who hasn't killed anybody.
Intentionally.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 04:15:40 am
Post by: LordSlowpoke on October 05, 2013, 04:18:03 am
i will assume it is still open.
Spoiler: though i am plausibly mistaken (click to show/hide)
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 04:19:58 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2013, 04:20:07 am
Xantalos
He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.
Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.
He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.
Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 04:21:49 am
And that is now your campaign ad. Don't try to change it.Xantalos
He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.
Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.
Post by: Xantalos on October 05, 2013, 04:22:42 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 04:24:35 am
Post by: Cheesecake on October 05, 2013, 04:32:52 am
"FATHER THEM. Please."
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 04:33:48 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 05, 2013, 10:15:00 am
Xantalos
He may be a colossal radioactive mechanical monstrosity that emits toxic radiation and routinely prays to dark and unholy beings from beyond reality itself in order to gain power, but he's concerned about you - the common citizen who he may or may not step on depending on whether or not he can see you.
Xantalos: He's the lesser evil.
Well, hello Hiram McDaniels.
Follow him into town, taking note of some of the different species. Ask him what they're called.
Post by: TCM on October 05, 2013, 11:04:08 am
Threaten the police with rational logic that they'll get fired or something.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 05, 2013, 11:12:28 am
Post by: Samarkand on October 05, 2013, 11:22:19 am
Post by: mastahcheese on October 05, 2013, 08:39:31 pm
Place hands on wall, I'm out of cards up my sleeves.
It was worth the shot, but they got me.
Post by: TopHat on October 06, 2013, 04:34:46 am
What. The. Hell.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 06, 2013, 11:10:40 am
"err... What? Did I hear that right?"Welcome to my life as a GM.
What. The. Hell.
Also, update will be up tomorrow, hopefully early.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 06, 2013, 02:20:33 pm
"err... What? Did I hear that right?"Welcome to my life as a GM.
What. The. Hell.
This is Bay12, where shit gets fucked up all the time.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 09:40:48 am
Um... what are all of those things? I want to know for... recreational purposes.
Wait a bit and Pordo will tell you everything!
Recreational purposes? Really? Filthy deviant.
Damn it Sandy.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Request him to father babies. - UNIFIED WITH TOPHAT.
"err... What? Did I hear that right?"
"FATHER THEM. Please."
Maybe you should use some of mojo that got those police to follow you around like lovesick puppies?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - What. The. Hell. - UNIFIED WITH CHEESECAKE.
"err... What? Did I hear that right?"
"FATHER THEM. Please."
Well she is asking nicely...
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Threaten the police with rational logic that they'll get fired or something.
"THIS IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MAGGOT!"
Well that rifle butt to the face hurt. Guess martial law isn't so fun after all.
"Brockridge, this is team Y0K, we've got Magister."
"Acknowledged."
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Try to find chem lab in school. Check what chemicals are in it.
The chem lab is fairly well stocked; you've got a bunch of useful chemicals, some of which are pretty hard to get hold of.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Place hands on wall, I'm out of cards up my sleeves.
"GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER."
*cue beating and being thrown in the back of a VTOL*
"You're going away for a long time boyo, that is if they even give you a fucking trial. Terrorist scum."
Xantalos - Xantalos - Ehehehehahahahahahaha! Now to inflict the most terrible fate upon the people of Los Angeles there is in existence - time to run for mayor. Amble back to the city, absorbing material (buildings, cars, roads, anything with metal in it, really) as I go. Make my way to the city hall and express my interest in putting my name on the ballot for the next election.
There isn't any metal sources that aren't being used by civilians. Strangely a few of them are cheering and pointing at you. You make your way to City Hall and stuff your 'head' inside.
Oi! I want to run for mayor!
"Um... sure? What's your name?"
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - ARRIVAL
The ride from ICHA Base was fairly short, the Bolt series troop transport living up to it's name. The blast shields surrounding Vegas are opened for a short time, allowing the convoy entry.
"LISTEN UP! I want this done quick and clean. The Red Horseman and Magister are in the custody of our advance teams, but the others are still at large. Move in and capture or eliminate them. You all have the info on your targets so you don't need any more from me. Get out there and do your goddamned jobs!"
Yeah... Brockridge is a hardass.
The convoy stops and you disembark with you fellow agents, taking your gear with you.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 07, 2013, 11:44:23 am
Post by: TopHat on October 07, 2013, 11:51:06 am
Commence straw grasping.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2013, 12:06:26 pm
"Did I say recreational? I meant Scientific. You see, I actually work at a nuclear research station in New New York. I was sent here to do a routine inspection of the reactor here. I noticed the con was in town, so I decided to hang out until I was due to make my appearance. These...creatures might have been affected by years of radiation...
So yeah, Scientific Purposes."
Continue following Pordo, until we get to the point where he explains things.
Post by: Samarkand on October 07, 2013, 12:12:10 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 02:21:50 pm
Ask loudly due to being a gigantic mech.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 07, 2013, 04:06:38 pm
I've hijacked one before, let's see if I can pull a hat trick.
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 04:15:49 pm
Post by: TCM on October 07, 2013, 04:21:25 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 06:45:15 pm
...
Could we see the dossiers for people as they're captured?))
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 10:20:06 pm
((This may be spoilery, but may I ask which of us are capable of causing an extinction-level event? I'm guessing that I'm the one who's a walking one.))Nope, its Greenstar.
((Also, it never was answered how Tophat got Atrocity points.Nope, but you may get them IC.
...
Could we see the dossiers for people as they're captured?))
Oh and sorry Samarkand, I'll fix that in a minute; could swear I wrote that bit.
EDIT: Found the problem, a faulty abbr tag was hiding the text.
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 10:25:23 pm
*rereads entire thread*
I'll have to figure out how exactly he became that.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2013, 10:53:52 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 10:54:51 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 07, 2013, 11:00:27 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:02:18 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 11:03:02 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:03:52 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 11:05:03 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:10:08 pm
Besides, this game is ultimately about doing completely insane shit for no real reason rather than gaining power. I could've done whatever that voice wanted me to and begun killing people, but I found it more amusing to run for mayor, for instance.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 11:11:11 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:14:17 pm
Post by: Samarkand on October 07, 2013, 11:15:26 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 11:16:09 pm
Mostly haven't bothered, though I'm guessing it's either the influence of the ravenous dark gods I prayed to for my power demanding sacrifice or those eldritch entities from wherever Greenstar is attempting to influence me.Neither actually. A little hint: to fix it please report to your local techpriest.
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:17:30 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 11:18:48 pm
Oh fuck it, it's the god damned Machine Spirit of the mech, for fucks sake!
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:20:34 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 07, 2013, 11:21:42 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 07, 2013, 11:28:24 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 08, 2013, 02:35:00 am
*pinches bridge of nose.*
Ever since reading the first Book/collection of stories of Asimov's Foundation series, I had just been tired of 40k since its ALL copies of every popular sci-fi. It really saddens me that they CANT think up of anything new. Right now I'm doing some dabling research to see if Tau are original or just another copy of something else.
But enough with rant I think the next turn is ready. I hope.
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2013, 02:37:57 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 08, 2013, 09:07:19 am
Post by: mastahcheese on October 08, 2013, 08:29:58 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2013, 08:31:18 pm
I'm guessing I'm the least powerful right now.Just wait, I'm sure you'll be able to hijack that VTOL as well.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 08, 2013, 08:32:02 pm
I'm guessing I'm the least powerful right now.Little tidbit, they've codenamed you 'The Red Horseman'.
Post by: Xantalos on October 08, 2013, 08:34:35 pm
*looks at his actions in the game*I'm guessing I'm the least powerful right now.Little tidbit, they've codenamed you 'The Red Horseman'.
*bombing the city with an orbital laser*
Yeah, I can see why.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 08, 2013, 08:35:02 pm
Yeah, I noticed.I'm guessing I'm the least powerful right now.Little tidbit, they've codenamed you 'The Red Horseman'.
Made me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 08, 2013, 08:39:31 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on October 09, 2013, 05:15:29 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 09, 2013, 07:26:24 am
"Did I say recreational? I meant Scientific. You see, I actually work at a nuclear research station in New New York. I was sent here to do a routine inspection of the reactor here. I noticed the con was in town, so I decided to hang out until I was due to make my appearance. These...creatures might have been affected by years of radiation...
So yeah, Scientific Purposes."
Riiiiiight.
Double damnit Sandy.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Use love mojo to make him take care of kids while I hunt for food. - UNIFIED WITH TOPHAT.
[1 vs 6]
Um. That did not work out as planned. At least now you have realised that he is your one true love.
"Define "father". Father as in look after or father as in....."
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Commence straw grasping. - UNIFIED WITH CHEESECAKE.
"Define "father". Father as in look after or father as in....."
She's looking at you a bit weirdly.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Promise FemPac I'll get her out of this.
"Don't worry babe, we'll get us out of this and then we can retire someplace and have lots of lovely little kids and..."
Could that eyebrow be any higher on his/her face?
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Try to combine relevant chemicals to form TNT.
You get halfway through the procedure before it explodes, removing your eyebrows in the process. You have enough material for maybe two more attempts and you're fairly certain you would get it right on the second try.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Look around inside the VTOL.
Two soldiers have high power railguns trained on your head while another flies up front. Your hands are shackled with plastic cuffs and a gag has been shoved in your mouth.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Ask loudly due to being a gigantic mech.
MY NAME, GOOD SIR, IS XANTALOS! AND I BELIEVE THAT AS MAYOR, I WILL BE A GREAT INFLUENCE UPON THIS CITY! WHEN ARE THE ELECTIONS BEING HELD?
"In three weeks... any information on where you stand on today's major political issues? Any potential voters will probably want to know.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Look at readouts for radiation trail and map out where the monstrosity had gone to. Also look at the silenced police station's location.
The rad trail from Colossus (the only one with a rad trail) leads off in two directions, SE and NW. The police station is about five minutes walk away to the SSW.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Samarkand on October 09, 2013, 09:03:50 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 10:37:49 am
Ignore her and keep going. Take notes on the various species.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 09, 2013, 11:55:17 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2013, 12:15:29 pm
I must ask, what are the political issues in the city?
Post by: TopHat on October 09, 2013, 12:27:20 pm
((The hell is OTP?))I have no idea.
Also, why couldn't I have rolled a four or something. Really.
"ahhhhh.... Why are you looking at me like that?"
????
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 09, 2013, 12:31:16 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2013, 12:33:19 pm
Yet.
I enjoy the fact that I'm designated Collossus, however.))
Post by: Cheesecake on October 09, 2013, 05:10:40 pm
Post by: TCM on October 09, 2013, 05:20:01 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2013, 05:39:17 pm
Discover hidden potential magical powers that everyone seems to have.((I think you have necromancy.))
Post by: Gamerlord on October 09, 2013, 07:30:59 pm
Indeed. Plus you turned a sexbot into a living, breathing human which pretty much counts as creating life.Discover hidden potential magical powers that everyone seems to have.((I think you have necromancy.))
EDIT: COME ON MASTAHCHEESE. I GOT TIME TO BURN HERE.
FAKEEDIT: FUCK YOU TOO SAFARI. FUCK YOU TOO.
Post by: TCM on October 09, 2013, 09:25:59 pm
"Hey, F-Pac, check this out."
Raise undead army.
Post by: Xantalos on October 09, 2013, 11:53:39 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on October 10, 2013, 12:21:13 am
EDIT: COME ON MASTAHCHEESE. I GOT TIME TO BURN HERE.((Was busy!))
((Also, really? Plastic cuffs? If you do some very basic searches you can find that it's astonishingly easy to break those things while you're wearing them. Although this doesn't stop the law enforcement from using them in the real world, either.))
Spit out the gag!
((Also not hard to do.))
"So how long until we're out of the dome? I'd like an estimate on how long it'll be before this city is reduced to corpses."
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2013, 12:23:13 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 10, 2013, 01:17:00 am
FAKEEDIT: FUCK YOU TOO SAFARI. FUCK YOU TOO.
((One of the many reasons why I dont use Macintosh products. I had to use them ever since 95' since my grade school got the newest ones practically for free.
*Drooling to see the next turn update.*))
Post by: Gamerlord on October 10, 2013, 10:24:28 am
The most common identifying characteristic you identify is they all have at least two eyes, four limbs and a mouth. Apart from that though, it's a chaotic free for all. Some of the more interesting ones have one head but two bodies, or only one hand but four arms which somehow all exclusively connect to that one hand. That... that should not be possible.
Uh oh. At some point you lost Sandy and your guide.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Fine. Ask him to guard the kids while I go outside for food. - UNIFIED WITH TOPHAT.
"ahhhhh.... Why are you looking at me like that?"
Can you look after the kids while I get some food, honey-bunny?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Talk. - UNIFIED WITH CHEESECAKE.
"ahhhhh.... Why are you looking at me like that?"
Can you look after the kids while I get some food, honey-bunny?
Well you're fucked.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Raise undead army.
"Hey, F-Pac, check this out."
[3,4,5,4]
You focus on a pile of mutant corpses and command.
"What the - OH SHIT."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
Well that definitely took them by surprise. Huh, seems the zombie condition is not infectious. Interesting. To recap; your new zombies just killed those troublesome soldiers, FemPac is staring at you like you spontaneously grew another head or something and you're feeling pretty fucking good about teabagging God, Nature and Morality.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Try Again.
It took a it more time than you had thought, but you now have enough TNT to destroy... let's say a small house if it was placed in the middle of it.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Spit out the gag!
"So how long until we're out of the dome? I'd like an estimate on how long it'll be before this city is reduced to corpses."
"What in the hell are you going on about, terrorist? You ain't ever leaving Vegas. My guess? Brockridge will take one look at your cowardly cop-killing arse and shoot you on the spot."
Xantalos - Xantalos - I must ask, what are the political issues in the city?
"Well there's Mutant Rights... that whole Robots Are Sentient thing and some stuff about a bunch of Dark Cults demanding tax-free status. But that's about it. Vegas was pretty damn quiet until... well... you came along."
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Make note of the rad trail and proceed to the police station. Once at the police station try to ascertain what happened to the facility while trying to be stealthy as possible. If locating any survivors/prey um targets, he will watch to see their actions.
Noting where the trail is so you can return to it later, you head towards the police station. All the lights are out and several windows have been smashed open, presumably by local hooligans as you cannot see any bullet casings inside. Though you keep your rifle ready at all times, there seems to be no one nearby. This neighbourhood seems to be completely deserted.
While there are no environmental indicators of what could've happened, you see a couple of security cameras in the corners, which may have caught something.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 10, 2013, 10:31:05 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2013, 10:31:36 am
Go 'campaigning' amongst the closest buildings.
By campaigning I mean absorb them into myself, of course.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 10, 2013, 11:46:40 am
Post by: TopHat on October 10, 2013, 12:33:38 pm
Go along with it for now.
Post by: Samarkand on October 10, 2013, 02:05:14 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2013, 02:08:59 pm
Throw TNT into Xantalos (I assume he'll be easy enough to find) and see what happens. For !!Science!!((You may want to think this over. My legs are the size of small buildings.))
Post by: TCM on October 10, 2013, 02:12:33 pm
See if I can command the zombies, or at least see if they will/won't attack us.
Post by: Samarkand on October 10, 2013, 03:01:29 pm
((That's why you're easy to find! I don't expect it to do anything in particular, much less kill you. But I'm a scientist and you're a giant mecha creature absorbing things. What kind of scientist would I be if I didn't throw something at you and record the results?))Throw TNT into Xantalos (I assume he'll be easy enough to find) and see what happens. For !!Science!!((You may want to think this over. My legs are the size of small buildings.))
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2013, 03:03:11 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 10, 2013, 07:51:19 pm
Post by: Samarkand on October 10, 2013, 09:43:37 pm
SAMARKAND. DO YOU HAVE A BRITISH ACCENT? IF SO, THEN YOU CAN BECOME XANTALOS'S TECHPRIEST BUTLER.((I have been known to mock British accents, so if you want a butler who overuses the word govn'a then I may need to start campaigning for the role of techpriest butler.))
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2013, 10:49:41 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on October 10, 2013, 11:33:38 pm
Two hours until the city is filled to the brim.
I figured you take me out of the dome first, then the signal would have been sent on my departure. But oh well, always have a plan B, I say."
Post by: Gamerlord on October 10, 2013, 11:40:13 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 10, 2013, 11:41:43 pm
Well mastahcheese is most definitely evil now.((No, he's just conducting a masterful Bavarian Fire Drill.))
Post by: mastahcheese on October 10, 2013, 11:44:37 pm
It helps me think of evil things.))
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 11, 2013, 01:42:16 am
((Whenever I type my character's speech, I imagine Hannibal Lector as if he were played by Leonardo Decaprio, for some reason.
It helps me think of evil things.))
(( Hold on... GOT TO RELEASE THE PRESSURE...... ARRRRRGGGGG ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG must not get angry.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
What just happend... *opens spoiler...* ah.. yes... if you havent guessed by now I really, really... Dont. Like. That. Actor. The only good movies that thing is in is all the ones it dies in. Sorry for the inconvenience...
So is cheesecake asleep again?))
Post by: NullForceOmega on October 11, 2013, 02:37:47 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2013, 02:39:25 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 11, 2013, 02:42:23 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2013, 02:43:12 am
Post by: NullForceOmega on October 11, 2013, 03:07:26 am
Character Sheet
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
I'd like to get in on this madness in a serious way.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 11, 2013, 03:09:21 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2013, 03:10:00 am
Post by: NullForceOmega on October 11, 2013, 03:12:36 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 11, 2013, 03:18:55 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 11, 2013, 03:19:48 am
Post by: NullForceOmega on October 11, 2013, 03:23:11 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 11, 2013, 05:38:57 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 11, 2013, 11:29:48 am
Post by: TopHat on October 11, 2013, 11:48:32 am
It's fine, it's just that*cough, cough* *points at character sheet*a few peoplemost peopleeveryone here's prbably exaggerating their selves, so we're justjealousadmring of you.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 11, 2013, 11:16:09 pm
Huh, Gamerlord accused me of being too modest.It's fine, it's just that*cough, cough* *points at character sheet*a few peoplemost peopleeveryone here's prbably exaggerating their selves, so we're justjealousadmring of you.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 12, 2013, 02:27:10 am
Also where is cheesecake? Did someone eat him/her?
Post by: Xantalos on October 12, 2013, 02:38:41 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 12, 2013, 02:43:52 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 12, 2013, 06:20:34 pm
But seriously Cheesecake hasn't said anything for three days and nothing. Is there a way to contact Mr./Ms./Mrs. Cake?
Also is this typical in RTDs to go a few days without a turn. Since this is my first and havent read any others yet, I am very curious. The only reason why I found this was looking at GL's sig and thought it was an actual trip to Vegas by B12'vers. I was only half correct.
Post by: Bigf00t on October 12, 2013, 10:13:27 pm
Waiting for another turn isSometimes a R2D will have a brief hiatus, it (sadly) happens sometimes for various reasons.justalmost as bad as watching Ice Pirates 3 times in a row.
But seriously Cheesecake hasn't said anything for three days and nothing. Is there a way to contact Mr./Ms./Mrs. Cake?
Also is this typical in RTDs to go a few days without a turn. Since this is my first and havent read any others yet, I am very curious. The only reason why I found this was looking at GL's sig and thought it was an actual trip to Vegas by B12'vers. I was only half correct.
But yea, although this might not be a trip to Vegas, it is most certainly a "trip" to Vegas, if you get my drift.
And it is amazing.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 12, 2013, 11:06:35 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 12, 2013, 11:08:47 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 12, 2013, 11:12:01 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 12, 2013, 11:16:12 pm
Well I don't think they'll want me to 'fade to black' as it were.Not that; Cheesecake'll continue hunting for food and suddenly take a nap, and Tophat'll fall asleep among CC's kids after freaking out.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 12, 2013, 11:20:33 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on October 13, 2013, 07:17:04 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 13, 2013, 07:19:21 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 13, 2013, 08:30:42 am
There's no signal, but you manage to spot Sandy and your guide headed up a stairwell in the distance. Kinda. 'Up' is sort of a matter of perspective. Sure, for them that's up, but for you that's right!
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Go hunt. Preferably healthy flesh. - UNIFIED WITH TOPHAT.
"ehhr.... What the heck does she mean about this 'honeybunny' thing sure? Oh, and I left my bags by the bunker entrance, if you'd mind grabbing them on the way back?"
Sure thing sweety! Eve, be good for Daddy.
Yes mummy!
You leave the bunker, noting the bags topside. Your large bulk, while suited for breeding is a slight hindrance here and it is hard to move quickly. But soon enough you find several food sources that look promising.
-a pack of Radvores.
-a pile of human corpses, relatively fresh.
-a small group of human survivors.
Gee, it's a good thing you're technically no longer human, right?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Go along with it for now. - UNIFIED WITH CHEESECAKE.
"ehhr.... What the heck does she mean about this 'honeybunny' thing sure? Oh, and I left my bags by the bunker entrance, if you'd mind grabbing them on the way back?"
Sure thing sweety! Eve, be good for Daddy.
Yes mummy!
The small... Child turns to you as the adult leaves.
So, are you going to be my new daddy?
Aaron Wallace - TCM - See if I can command the zombies, or at least see if they will/won't attack us.
The zombies just stand there and stare at you. They don't seem to register FemPac's presence.
"Shorty, don't be scared. This is how I got you back anyways."
"I've been meaning to ask... Why did you bring me back?"
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Throw TNT into Xantalos (I assume he'll be easy enough to find) and see what happens. For !!Science!!
You walk around Radioactive Town for a bit, eventually stumbling onto a giant mech. For shits and giggles you throw your TNT at it. The explosive bounces off and hits the floor. Huh. Maybe you should have lit it or something?
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Bullshit your way out?
"Shoot me on the spot? Well, that's one way to do it. Once my internal sensors send out the signal that my heart's stopped, the chemical silos containing large quantities of corrosive acid will begin pumping it's fumes out. With Vegas' contained state, I'd figured...
Two hours until the city is filled to the brim.
I figured you take me out of the dome first, then the signal would have been sent on my departure. But oh well, always have a plan B, I say."
"You're bluffing... You've got to be bluffing."
"What if he isn't?"
"Call Brockridge, ket him know."
Xantalos - Xantalos - Go 'campaigning' amongst the closest buildings. By campaigning I mean absorb them into myself, of course.
Excellent! Now then, I'll go campaigning.
You start incorporating surrounding buildings into yourself. The current occupants shrug and start using your body as their home.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Patch into the security network and see if they are closed circuit cameras or up-linked to the net. If closed, he will jack into the lines directly through his suit. For either situation he will ramp up motion and seismic activity sensitivity to make sure no one can sneak up on him.
As you get to work, the motion sensor in your suit starts to ping. As you try to locate the source of the sensor return you can hear faint growling coming from all around.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: TopHat on October 13, 2013, 08:52:15 am
"..... Perhaps. Who are you, anyway? Eve, right? And do you know where we are?"
Chat.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 13, 2013, 09:09:16 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 13, 2013, 09:50:28 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 13, 2013, 01:20:02 pm
Well fuck. Need to get into high ground aka on top of a one story structure, most likely will be a fast food joint with a flat roof since they have some cover up there, and dependent on the type there could be a drop down latter at the side. If there is a latter jump to grip the rungs that are not the drop down part. If not need to get inside and if it is as said before get to the first payment window and QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE lift/shift some of the racks in place for cover and partly as a barrier that will sound if someone is there. Usually the security equipment is around that area or at least a cable to the camera's would be there (both at the window and the roof for cables) and if there is time hook in that. If seeing the enemy and they haven't seen me, I will comm to the other units ,MAKING SURE MY EXTERNAL SPEAKERS ARE OFF, and question if they see these things as well. With that also call for reinforcements if deemed necessary.
If I cant do all that since they spotted me first, I will yell out Arrrg muton, and fire into the closest one.
(sorry if that is too long a of a response for an RTD. As I said, this is my first one but I had played P&P for a while now with having Nullforceomega as my gm for most of it. In his games, you HAVE to be on your toes because they are maddening. Maddeningly !!FUN!!.)
Edit. ( I just saw the new title. Now you got my head trying to write a parody of Gangnam Style with Xantalos as a radioactive, dark power infused, subsidized housing. Damn you brain, damn you.)
Post by: Xantalos on October 13, 2013, 05:05:00 pm
Continue incorporation of the city into me.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 13, 2013, 06:30:04 pm
Hint: it may not be a Predator, but it definitely is a predator.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 13, 2013, 08:33:47 pm
It isn't a Radvore.
*goes through the ENTIRE thread*
Well it couldnt have been the guy in the house that did the thing and the other guy did the thing. Figuring that since the first guy is in the abyss. The other said what so it cant be him, he said what twice.
It might've been the child that was set on fire and thrown through a window that hit a guy in the eye.
It might be a stray demon from the abyss that bit off the first guy's tongue when he tried to say the thing.
And no one expected the Vegas KGB...
Post by: Gamerlord on October 13, 2013, 09:00:36 pm
Don't worry, you'll find out next turn.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 14, 2013, 09:50:57 am
Lean back and look evil as all get out.
Post by: TopHat on October 14, 2013, 03:51:34 pm
Post by: Samarkand on October 14, 2013, 11:29:14 pm
Post by: TCM on October 14, 2013, 11:47:09 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 15, 2013, 01:31:50 am
Edit 10/16: It's quiet... Too quiet. (http://youtu.be/G7JYIskhzU4)
But in all seriousness. Nothing for three days from anyone else....
Post by: Gamerlord on October 16, 2013, 09:29:16 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 16, 2013, 11:09:42 pm
We need you!!!!!!
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 18, 2013, 01:43:57 am
I really wonder whats up with Cheesecake though. I hope he/she is well.
Post by: Xantalos on October 18, 2013, 02:12:45 am
Post by: Cheesecake on October 18, 2013, 06:23:12 am
Sorry I've been gone for so long. Had a lot to do; art, PE, all different projects everywhere!
Post by: Gamerlord on October 18, 2013, 08:30:32 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 18, 2013, 11:08:29 am
You run around like a headless chicken for a while but you eventually somehow end up upside down in relation to your companions. Luckily they've stopped and are amusing themselves laughing their heads off at you. Well at least you can see down (up?) Sandy's shirt.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Kill the radvores.
You bare your fangs and creep up on the misshapen beasts from behind a couple of old fashioned cars. When you judge yourself close enough you leap for the closest and tear his throat out with ease. The other RadVores straighten themselves up and pound in their chests, roaring out their rage at your assault. The biggest - and ugliest - thrusts a finger at you and declares,
KILL.
Charming.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Chat.
"..... Perhaps. Who are you, anyway? Eve, right? And do you know where we are?"
The young being shrugs her(?) shoulders and gestures around slightly.
This is home. When the roof came down on old home Mummy dragged me down into the ground with her. Anyway, I'm... Eve. Am I meant to be someone else?
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Go to the store or something.
You blow off FemPac's existential questions and head off looking for something to cure your undead-raising-munchies. A quick search of the general area turns up nothing but a freaked out group of survivors, a pile of corpses and a pack of mutants having a 'disagreement' with another.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Light and throw TNT into Xantalos while yelling "For !!SCIENCE!! Gov'na"
A small exhaust port on the side proves a perfect location to deliver your TNT payload. With a scientific yell you light it and lob it in. Once the explosion and shrapnel clear you see the hole you blasted 'scab' over with rust and then quickly heal.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Lean back and look evil as all get out.
"Brock ought to know, of course, my inside man made sure of it."
"He's kidding... Right?"
These two morons look like they're freaking out and not in a good way.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue incorporation of the city into me.
Though a minor detonation occurs on your leg, you proceed with your 'rezoning' of the city areas. The citizens seem to be glad for the shelter your shell provides from the radioactive fallout plaguing the city.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer -
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on October 18, 2013, 11:51:45 am
Oh, and continue absorption of the city.
About how big am I?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 18, 2013, 12:04:57 pm
But more importantly, get off the damn roof. Or stay on it and just follow them.
I did not think you would write that low.
But you did.
YOU DID.
Post by: TopHat on October 18, 2013, 12:47:49 pm
Look at surroundings.
Post by: TCM on October 18, 2013, 08:31:46 pm
Also, debate with FemPac about the morality of necromancy.
Post by: Xantalos on October 18, 2013, 10:26:31 pm
Raise corpses using necromancy.Do this via rapping.
Also, debate with FemPac about the morality of necromancy.
Please.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 19, 2013, 12:35:08 am
Destroy their minds with my Sith powers.
"So how much are you guys getting paid for this bus driver assignment, anyway?"
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 19, 2013, 11:40:52 pm
Level
Who ever the fuck you are will answer to my FIRE POWAR!!!
( So need more weapons....)
Post by: Gamerlord on October 20, 2013, 12:08:48 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 20, 2013, 12:27:44 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 20, 2013, 12:34:00 am
Post by: Samarkand on October 20, 2013, 08:51:26 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 21, 2013, 11:26:28 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 22, 2013, 01:31:18 am
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 02:55:43 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 07:08:27 am
Post by: TopHat on October 24, 2013, 07:56:35 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 08:00:58 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 08:13:51 pm
But more importantly, get off the damn roof. Or stay on it and just follow them.
A few happy-snaps and you're off! You [2] can't see a way to get to your compatriots, so you follow their progress along the ceiling/floor.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
You make quick work of RadVores and you begin to eat. Once you're done, you begin to convulse and change, your body twisting and morphing into something... new. You drag yourself beneath a fallen tower and quickly lose consciousness.
SIX TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Look at surroundings.
"No. Not at all. I was just curious."
Oh, alright then. What's your name?
The room, or more accurately cavern, is about three metres across at it's widest point and in a small pile on the floor are the remains of egg shells and their former occupants, each of which look up at you with hunger in their eyes.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Raise corpses using necromancy.
Also, debate with FemPac about the morality of necromancy.
The corpses rise and shamble towards the RadVores slowly.
"Necromancy is SO FUCKING COOL!"
"Um... whatever you say man."
Those survivors are freaking out even more. And wait, that one mutant killed the rest and ran off. The undead turn around and start shambling towards the survivors, what fun!
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Decide my govn'a clearly has no need for me to help him heal. Try to discern what sort of scientific butling (or whatever it is butlers do) needs to take place.
You slowly scale the giant mecha and soon after about 45 minutes stand next to it's 'face'.
"Good afternoon sir! How may I be of assistance?"
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Destroy their minds with my Sith powers.
"Oh, of course I could be kidding, I just happened upon an undefended VTOL, knocked out the pilot in a single punch, and blew up the power plant with no plan whatsoever. No backup, nothing. Seems logical to me. So how much are you guys getting paid for this bus driver assignment, anyway?"
ROLL FOR MIDICHLORIANS: [5]
You reach out to the minds of your captors with your newfound powers and - OH SHIT THEIR HEADS EXPLODED.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Investigate this minor detonation. What's the source?
Oh, and continue absorption of the city.
About how big am I?
You're now big enough that Godzilla would be on the scale that a small labrador would be to a human.
The source of the detonation seems to be a human that quickly climbs your glorious body.
"Good afternoon sir! How may I be of assistance?"
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Level
You blast a sizable hole in the wall but as you climb through a large beast rams you through and pins you to the floor with it's bulk. You roll over and see a strangely human face that roars "ADAM." in your face and starts whaling on you with oversized claws.
COMBAT!
You Vs Adam
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: mastahcheese on October 24, 2013, 08:46:39 pm
... I also should not have allowed mastahcheese to use the Force.Wisest thing I've ever heard you say.
Take control of the VTOL, round two time.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 09:49:05 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 09:51:05 pm
Set him down on my shoulder.
Now then, polish me.
Give commands to butler, continue absorbing city.
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 24, 2013, 09:53:26 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 09:54:43 pm
Quite. You're going to go all 'Dark Lord of the Sith' or something, aren't you? Fucking Villain Protagonists. Actually... I'm off to find a trope that describes each of you! I am THAT freaking bored!Excellent!
Also, goddamn how high is the dome? By my estimates I'd have punched through via height alone.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 09:56:38 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 09:58:49 pm
Just go and try to absorb the dome itself, those people's houses who live in you should get some windows nowI'll get the rest of them first.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 10:00:27 pm
Either that or suddenly become benevolent and make your own city inside yourself
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 10:10:19 pm
This Las Vegas is seperated into two floors, both of which are covered by the dome. You aren't even tall enough to reach the second floor from the first yet. This dome is fucking VISIBLE FROM SPACE.Quite. You're going to go all 'Dark Lord of the Sith' or something, aren't you? Fucking Villain Protagonists. Actually... I'm off to find a trope that describes each of you! I am THAT freaking bored!Excellent!
Also, goddamn how high is the dome? By my estimates I'd have punched through via height alone.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 10:22:18 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 10:26:42 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 10:27:47 pm
Also dear god how does anyone have room to move?
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 10:32:37 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 10:34:14 pm
Post by: poketwo on October 24, 2013, 10:35:10 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 10:36:58 pm
I'm planning on joining, as a player causing chaos. for entertainment, obviously.Pop in a sheet, but there are two guys ahead of you I believe.
Post by: poketwo on October 24, 2013, 10:59:08 pm
Name: Chritstopar
Gender: male
Stats
Str: 3
Dex: 6
Agi: 6
Int: 8
Will: 6
PLEASE keep the stats similar if not identical to how you are RL.
Skills
programing
interdimensional travel and teleportation
!!SCIENE!!
building anything that mainly has LAZORS
Creating super solders
Genetics
Description: age: ???, has brown hair, kind of chubby, 5.7, has green shirt, jeans, Likes to be on the internet, mostly entertained by others people's suffering and chaos, but not willing to do that mostly, quite logical, self smart, doesn't WANT to socialize a lot, weak mussiles, device that stores all his blueprints for stuff, and a fallout MF Hyperbreeder Alpha.
Reason for being in Vegas: doing stuff.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 11:00:12 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 11:03:48 pm
But, that's not the topic, xantalos, you are building some missed oppurtuinities here with your robo body, make your own city in there and make farms and things inside your body, hypnotise them and create a robo cult, really, you have complete control over them as long as they live in your body, and if you do it right... THEY'LL NEVER NEED TO LEAVE
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 11:04:44 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 11:05:33 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 11:08:11 pm
Wait: a game that was formed from a person becoming omnipresent in a game, we should play a game in which he has become the planet and we are 5 intripid adventurers going into his depths to find out what happened to bring this about.
It would be cooler if you have 5 people small parts of your body so you got ally's in the form of power ranger megazords
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 11:08:43 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 24, 2013, 11:10:35 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 11:10:48 pm
Edit: wait, is there any lead surrounding that nuclear reactor of your heart?
Post by: Xantalos on October 24, 2013, 11:33:16 pm
Apparently I'm better than Gamerlord's NPC version somehow.
Post by: Samarkand on October 24, 2013, 11:33:35 pm
Polish Xantalos, with posphoric acid on any rusted areas and oil all over to help prevent oxidation. (If I have those, if not do whatever I can with no supplies. And ask mah govn'a for chemicals.)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 24, 2013, 11:39:50 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 25, 2013, 12:03:45 am
Eh, depending on Greenstar's actions you lot may not have to worry about that; there are other apocalypse options for me to take.
0.0
Whaaaaaa, I have no idea how I'm contributing to any apocalypse scenarios.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 25, 2013, 12:10:37 am
Ill give it a shot anyway
Name: username
Gender: male
Stats:
Str:6
Dex:4
Agi:4
Int:5
Will:5
Skills:
None
Post by: Samarkand on October 25, 2013, 12:14:14 am
Damn, I really want in but I don't know what to rate myself,A modest internet goer??!!?!?! +1 to all skills!!!!
Ill give it a shot anyway
Name: username
Gender: male
Stats:
Str:6
Dex:4
Agi:4
Int:5
Will:5
Skills:
None
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 25, 2013, 12:16:55 am
I could tell you however, I'm not the most stable child in the world
Post by: mastahcheese on October 25, 2013, 01:02:16 am
I could tell you however, I'm not the most stable child in the worldMany of us aren't.
That's why I chose the Dark Side.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 25, 2013, 01:10:19 am
You know, the usual things.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 25, 2013, 02:03:11 am
Given that by that point I'll be basically Primus from Transformers, I'm good with it.
(No, at this point you're probably going to be Unicron, but only the evil good guy version that will probably have your Tech priest butler create a machine race to live on you too.)
!!SCIENE!!
(WTF IS THAT THING!!?!??!?!!?!??!?!?)
--(Now for my action)--
BLARG THIS YOU HONK BAG!!! *level my railgun at the center of mass and fire walking the fire up through the body until out of ammo, if out of ammo when Adam hits me, I will use my shoulder mount PBC*
(Please be enough to kill Adam in that action, and hope to ANYTHING I dont have to use my PBC... Im planing that for someone special now...
Also if anyone other than Null gets that reference kudos to you.)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 25, 2013, 02:16:57 am
(Jinxed you!)
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 25, 2013, 02:28:27 am
Post by: TopHat on October 25, 2013, 04:04:48 am
Haggle with Gamerlord for some of the points.
Anyway:
"oh, I'm Jacen. Sorry, forgot to introduce myself there. And these would be your siblings, correct? What are they called?"
Examine the small baby-things
Post by: Gamerlord on October 25, 2013, 04:08:45 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 25, 2013, 11:48:31 am
I did guess the threat but only through messaging GL and not caring about the points. I just wanna know what was going to hit me.
Post by: TCM on October 25, 2013, 01:13:43 pm
Go find a bank.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 25, 2013, 04:07:59 pm
Post by: NullForceOmega on October 26, 2013, 09:07:10 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 26, 2013, 09:17:00 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 26, 2013, 01:25:35 pm
Don't write off Adam so quickly. The stat block in the OP is what he was when he dissappeared. I've rolled a dozen more times in the Metamorphica for him and the results make him a lot tougher. He's the male of Cheesecake's/Eve's species and he is one hell of a fighter.
He better be as tough as a Super Mutant from the first two fallouts to have survived the shots if they hit squarely. He will need some level of hardness throughout his body to deal with the shock of the rounds hitting him, even if they dont penetrate.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 26, 2013, 01:39:19 pm
You follow the two and eventually end up back on the same plane of existance. Your guide leads you in front of a particularly grand and non-euclidean building.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
FIVE TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Examine the small baby-things
"Oh, I'm Jacen. Sorry, forgot to introduce myself there. And these would be your siblings, correct? What are they called?"
I don't know, Mummy didn't name them.
The small creatures have snake-like skin with barely discernible scales. It's difficult to see much else, as when you lean in they bare their teeth and swipe at you with tiny little claws. They look hungry.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Go find a bank.
"Alright, new plan."
With FemPac and zombies in tow you trundle off to find a bank! Soon enough you find one that looks fairly affluent, but it seems abandoned.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Polish Xantalos, with posphoric acid on any rusted areas and oil all over to help prevent oxidation.
You attacked me. You shall be rewarded for your audacity by becoming my butler. Now then, polish me.
"Of course govn'a! I'll get on that."
You rapidly get to work and polish Xantalos' metallic head.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Take control of the VTOL, round two time.
Chuckling to yourself, you push the corpses out of their seats and ready the controls. As you pull off of the current course the intercom comes on.
"Unit Six Alpha Two, return to your flig-"
"UNIT SIX ALPHA TWO, THIS IS BROCKRIDGE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING AT? GET THAT PRISONER TO BASE NOW!"
Xantalos - Xantalos - Set him down on my shoulder. Give commands to butler, continue absorbing city.
You attacked me. You shall be rewarded for your audacity by becoming my butler. Now then, polish me.
Doot dee doo, absorb absorb absorb.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - BLARG THIS YOU HONK BAG!!! *level my railgun at the center of mass and fire walking the fire up through the body until out of ammo, if out of ammo when Adam hits me, I will use my shoulder mount PBC*
You level your railgun and fire, the man-beast is thrown back. Climbing to your feet, you continue firing, slowly destroying the creature. When your ammo runs out it's just a bloody mess. Satisfied you turn and walk away.
"NOT. ENOUGH."
Well shit. You turn back around and see the wounds rapidly closing and limbs reforming. This might be a problem.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 26, 2013, 01:57:55 pm
( at that point he shouldnt be able to regen that.)
Edit. To be determined.
Post by: Gamerlord on October 26, 2013, 01:59:57 pm
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on October 26, 2013, 02:08:53 pm
What is it?"
Post by: TopHat on October 26, 2013, 02:21:44 pm
.... quick question - What have you guys been eating down here?"
Hmm... Might have left my lunch in my bags. Could be edible for this lot, I'm not that hungry...
Post by: TCM on October 26, 2013, 03:12:47 pm
"YO, THIS IS A HOLDUP! IS ANYONE HERE? REGARDLESS OF THAT, IT'S STILL A HOLDUP."
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 26, 2013, 05:08:01 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 26, 2013, 05:11:40 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 26, 2013, 05:42:16 pm
Also reenforce the cockpit where I am with additional barriers and guns and stuff.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 26, 2013, 05:53:38 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on October 26, 2013, 05:55:42 pm
(I mean, when you said you rolled for it dozens of times, when did it gain the power of regeneration?)'bout halfway through. And this was a few turns ago too.
Post by: mastahcheese on October 26, 2013, 11:41:35 pm
Turn around, see if I can pull a quick trace to determine the ship's origin, or otherwise find Brockridge's location, then fly toward it.
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 03:16:04 am
Post by: Gamerlord on October 27, 2013, 03:29:55 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 27, 2013, 04:15:23 pm
Well a child is always lonely away from its mom and they can be easily tricked or Maybe you could trick it into seeing a reflection of itself? Children are naturally paranoid and scared so seeing a monster in a mirror could drive him over the edge.)
Post by: Gamerlord on October 27, 2013, 05:41:57 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 27, 2013, 06:49:51 pm
(well im hoping Im keeping within my character knowledge but I think I dont know if he knows that cheesecake is his mother0
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 27, 2013, 07:39:08 pm
Post by: Samarkand on October 27, 2013, 09:32:34 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on October 28, 2013, 02:30:50 pm
Post by: Xantalos on October 28, 2013, 02:32:51 pm
Also possibly augment you.))
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on October 28, 2013, 04:46:46 pm
Also possibly augment you.)))
(I'm sorry, did I hear that right? Because in my mind it became a EVIL DARKPOWER HIVEMIND MEGA ROBOT ARMY! HELL YHEA!)
Post by: Gamerlord on October 30, 2013, 07:34:21 am
Tl;dr, I won't be updating until 20/11/13, but the game will only grow greater afterwards.
Post by: Xantalos on October 30, 2013, 12:04:19 pm
Post by: Samarkand on October 30, 2013, 12:18:16 pm
((Or you could ask me to produce it for you. I could give it a try.((Hmmm... Both are fascinating possibilities.))
Also possibly augment you.))
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 20, 2013, 02:31:32 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 20, 2013, 02:37:48 am
Except for six days you don't get shit and the reward for the seventh day is figuring out if a dude carrying what amounts to a nuclear stockpile of weapons fighting a weak version of scp-678 or somesuch, while a massive demonic butler is going around absorbing the world around him, fun!
Post by: mastahcheese on November 20, 2013, 02:39:23 am
Post by: Gamerlord on November 20, 2013, 04:20:14 am
Post by: Gamerlord on November 20, 2013, 04:48:58 am
"Woah. That's...Woah. What is it?"
"That home of Big Boss Priest! He need to talk to you!"
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
FOUR TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Hmm... Might have left my lunch in my bags. Could be edible for this lot, I'm not that hungry...
"Oh....... quick question - What have you guys been eating down here?"
Your lunch is untouched, a ham and cheese sandwich with lettuce.
Mummy's milk.
Um. Well you definitely don't have any of that.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Rob bank with zombie squad!
"YO, THIS IS A HOLDUP! IS ANYONE HERE? REGARDLESS OF THAT, IT'S STILL A HOLDUP."
Your zombie homies stumble in and moan, looking for meat. Not really the tactical assualt you were looking for, but it'll do.
"Hello? Who's there? What's your name dearie?"
A little old lady totters out of one of the stalls and straight into the clutches of one of your zombies.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - Look from vantage point on top of Xantalos for a building likely to contain chemicals.
You look around from on top of the giant mecha and spy a refinery halfway down it's left arm. That'll probably have something useful.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Turn around, see if I can pull a quick trace to determine the ship's origin, or otherwise find Brockridge's location, then fly toward it.
"Hello, Brockridge."
"Fuck me."
The pilot seems to have been flying from memory; there's nothing to indicate where the ship came from OR where Brockridge is.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue absorbing the city!
Also reenforce the cockpit where I am with additional barriers and guns and stuff.
Sadly you seem incapable of directly influencing the growth of the mecha.
HUNT.
Well that was loud.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Talk.
"Stay down Adam." *saying it in a firm voice* "Don't make me have to hurt you again. I hope you are a good boy."
For a moment the creature looks as though it's considering it and then WHAM your flying through the air into a wall. That fucking hurt.
"YOU DON'T TELL ADAM WHAT TO DO!"
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on November 20, 2013, 04:58:57 am
<OH, SHUT IT, YOU VOICE! I'LL HUNT AFTER I ABSORB THE WHOLE CITY SO I CAN HUNT BETTER!
Mentally bitchslap voice, continue absorbing everything.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 20, 2013, 05:27:17 am
Post by: Xantalos on November 20, 2013, 05:33:38 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 20, 2013, 06:10:44 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 20, 2013, 10:31:24 am
Meet with this Big Boss Priest guy. He sounds important.
Post by: mastahcheese on November 20, 2013, 12:27:29 pm
Visual sweep of the area, is there anything flying toward me?
Post by: TopHat on November 20, 2013, 02:37:28 pm
Ah.
...
...
Search through my luggage for useful stuff. I haven't actually had the chance to check.
Post by: TCM on November 20, 2013, 04:41:05 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 26, 2013, 06:43:25 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on November 27, 2013, 12:58:10 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 27, 2013, 02:42:26 am
Post by: Gamerlord on November 28, 2013, 06:18:13 am
"Big Boss...Priest? ...Okay then."
The corpulent being leads you inside the building, past grottos and shrines until you come before a throne room. The main throne is empty, but in a smaller throne two metres forwards sits a creature like your new... friend. It's head sports a massive crest, replendent with slime and filth.]
"I AM BRORGO THE SPLENDID. WELCOME TO OUR HOME."
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
THREE TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Ah.
...
...
Search through my luggage for useful stuff. I haven't actually had the chance to check.
Instead of addressing the girl's last remark you dig through your luggage.
You find:
- A large amount of clothing.
- A reasonably large collection of horrifying pornography.
- A switchblade.
- Blackmail material of several prominent politicians.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Rob bank.
You command your undead thralls to rob, steal and oh fuck me the little old lady just pulled that zombie's head clean off.
"You all right dearie?"
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Visual sweep of the area, is there anything flying toward me?
The skies are clear.
"Oh, I bet you'd enjoy that, wouldn't you? You know what this is about, Brock."
"Not really."
Xantalos - Xantalos - Mentally bitchslap voice, continue absorbing everything.
OH, SHUT IT, YOU VOICE! I'LL HUNT AFTER I ABSORB THE WHOLE CITY SO I CAN HUNT BETTER!
MATE.
Um...
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Talk
*Get on feet* "I'm asking you to stand down, I DO NOT want to hurt or kill you. I would like to talk to you. I dont want to fight with you." *Keep weapon ready in case Adam does try to fight again.*
"NO! YOU BAD MAN."
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 28, 2013, 06:22:28 am
IM NOT LETTING ANYTHING GO WITHOUT A GRUDGE
Post by: Xantalos on November 28, 2013, 10:09:47 am
Absorb more of the city.
Post by: Gamerlord on November 28, 2013, 10:18:56 am
<I sincerely doubt there's anything I could mate with, much less want to. So shaddup.>Don't be so sure about that. I've borrowed the pantheon I used in a little world building project a while ago for this and you might stand a chance. Now off to Ross Vernal's game with ye! I want to see how you metaphorically buttfuck that shopkeeper.
Absorb more of the city.
Post by: Xantalos on November 28, 2013, 10:21:04 am
Just gimme some time to watch crackers dissolve in saliva and record the results.
Woo this is so exciting science thanks
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on November 28, 2013, 11:04:28 am
Post by: mastahcheese on November 28, 2013, 11:38:55 am
Post by: TopHat on November 28, 2013, 01:43:31 pm
Pocket the switchblade, take out mobile, ring up the politician on the list who seems to be the most likely to be able to help in this situation.
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 28, 2013, 10:29:45 pm
(( Now I'm reminded of a South Park episode of hunting and to kill as many animals as they want they had to yell out "its coming right at me!!"))
((Xantalos voice is fucked up. First it wants blood, now it wants to fuck anything that moves. Like WTF!?!?!?! man.)))
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 28, 2013, 10:33:48 pm
This is the far future, mind, so shit can go as far over the fall as they want to and well only know in like 20 years.
Post by: SquatchHammer on November 29, 2013, 02:42:26 am
Well, theoretically, if souls in that world could inhabit machines as well, then it would stand to reason it would have sexual urges.
This is the far future, mind, so shit can go as far over the fall as they want to and well only know in like 20 years.
((Actually that mostly due to glands... Talked to Death about that one. Figured to ask him just in case.
Also, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO BE!?!?! IM A FRIGGEN SASQUATCH WITH A POWER ARMOR, MECH, TANK, AND MOAR FIREPOWAR FETISH!!! NOT A BABYSITTER.))
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on November 29, 2013, 03:12:13 am
Post by: Lenglon on December 05, 2013, 03:45:20 am
Post by: Gamerlord on December 06, 2013, 01:38:57 am
"Erm...Hi...Brorgo? Uh...why are we here, exactly?
"You... you don't know? Um. Maybe I shouldn't have arranged -"
A trumpet sounds.
ALL HAIL THE GLORIOUS LORD SAMUEL.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - NULL: PUT INTO STANDBY
TWO TURNS REMAINING.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Pocket the switchblade, take out mobile, ring up the politician on the list who seems to be the most likely to be able to help in this situation.
"boring, err... sellable I guess I swear this is the last time I let mum pack my bags useful, BINGO!"
You dial and wait for the politician to answer.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - ?
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Search for Brock's location, see if I have my satellite uplink.
You do not have the satellite uplink. Sadly, your search for Brock in a city of millions yields no results.
You hear a phone ringing.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Absorb more of the city.
<I sincerely doubt there's anything I could mate with, much less want to. So shaddup.>
The voice quiets and you once again continue to absorb the city.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Talk.
*Keeping weapon aimed at Adam* I am not a bad person. You attacked me first. I thought I was going to be killed. Now I see that you are not a threat and HOPEFULLY can calm down and we will talk ok? If you promise me you wont attack I will lower my weapon. I dont want to hurt you anymore.
O-okay.
He kinda... curls up into a ball.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: mastahcheese on December 06, 2013, 01:42:25 am
"Carlos, is that you? Have the silos ready to blow, it's plan D time."
Post by: Gamerlord on December 06, 2013, 01:44:08 am
Post by: mastahcheese on December 06, 2013, 01:45:33 am
(That. That was a mistake. I meant to post that in Xantalos' section, but now that I think about it, an evil Force-using terrorist is kinda like a politician.)(Actually, I figured it was a phone on one of the guys I killed, and I was planning to freak out who ever was calling.)
Post by: Gamerlord on December 06, 2013, 01:47:26 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 06, 2013, 04:17:29 am
(That. That was a mistake. I meant to post that in Xantalos' section, but now that I think about it, an evil Force-using terrorist is kinda like a politician.)(Actually, I figured it was a phone on one of the guys I killed, and I was planning to freak out who ever was calling.)
(This is getting more and more fucked up. Tophat a politician ... Makes sense being a sith lord and all. Look at Palpatine.)
Look at Adam. Now to figure out where he came from Would you like to talk Adam?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 06, 2013, 09:43:12 am
"W-what? Lord Samuel? I...
Okay. ALL HAIL LORD SAMUEL!"
Post by: Gamerlord on December 06, 2013, 09:44:18 am
Post by: TopHat on December 06, 2013, 02:37:06 pm
Hi Mastacheese.
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2013, 03:27:28 pm
Scour the city with FemPac and zombie army to find some ancient necromancer treasure.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 06, 2013, 07:34:46 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 06, 2013, 07:36:28 pm
Post by: Cheesecake on December 06, 2013, 08:07:24 pm
Post by: TCM on December 06, 2013, 10:18:38 pm
(What about the little old lady?)
WHATEVA'.
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 07, 2013, 02:56:59 am
(You're basically Cthulhu Jesus.)
(Sigged. Who is Cthulhusus? What does Cthulhusus say?)
Post by: mastahcheese on December 07, 2013, 10:57:32 pm
" ehh... No. It's a concerned British citizen wondering what the hell is going on. Now, are you that guy who's running for Mayor or did I get the wrong number?""No, I'm a dark lord of the Sith in a stolen VTOL, trying to find a man named Brock so I can hang him with his own intestinal track.
Hi Mastacheese.
...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, by chance, would you?"
Post by: Gamerlord on December 08, 2013, 04:18:56 am
Post by: TopHat on December 08, 2013, 09:35:11 am
"probably not. I'll just check though, might find something."" ehh... No. It's a concerned British citizen wondering what the hell is going on. Now, are you that guy who's running for Mayor or did I get the wrong number?""No, I'm a dark lord of the Sith in a stolen VTOL, trying to find a man named Brock so I can hang him with his own intestinal track.
Hi Mastacheese.
...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, by chance, would you?"
Flip through files to see if this 'Brock' guy is in there.
Post by: mastahcheese on December 08, 2013, 05:56:26 pm
Actually, ask a pizza delivery place, they'd be more likely to know.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 11, 2013, 03:36:51 am
"W-what? Lord Samuel? I... Okay. ALL HAIL LORD SAMUEL!"
A flood of abominations enter the chamber. You sit upon the throne as they kneel before you.
*THUMP*
Huh. That chick you came in with passed out.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - HE RETURNS. Reawaken from hibernation. Continue what I was doing beforehand.
As you wake you flex your fingers, now tipped with razor-sharp talons and swing your barbed tail. While before you were large, ungainly and matronly, your sleek body now resembles any number of exotic reptiles.
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Flip through files to see if this 'Brock' guy is in there.
You find a reference to this Brock in a file about a corrupt New York politician. Apparently he slung the fucker in jail eight years ago for taking bribes from human trafficking rings after fighting his way through eighty Yakuza singlehanded. Sounds kinda awesome.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Scour the city with FemPac and zombie army to find some ancient necromancer treasure.
You walk on out of the bank, leaving behind three zombies who seem to want to have tea with the little old lady instead of following your demands. A search for anything of value eventually leads you to the city mausoleum - a massive monolith built to house the dead of Los Vegas.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - If he knows where Brock is, thank him and head there, otherwise, go land at a gas station and ask for directions for the nearest army base. Actually, ask a pizza delivery place, they'd be more likely to know.
You land at Pizza Hut and walk in to - OH GOD THEY'RE SHOOTING AT YOU.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue absorbing the city while blaring campaign ads out of my speakers.
Your motivational ads; 'SERVE THE MIGHTY MECHA', 'OBEY THE MACHINE' and the all-time favourite 'CHOCOLATE FOR EVERY MOUTH, A PONY FOR EVERY CHILD AND BOOT FOR EVERY ARSE', blare out through the city.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Look at Adam. Now to figure out where he came from.
"Would you like to talk Adam?"
He shakes his head vigorously and begins to stumble away. Looking at him now that the excitement is over, he seems... lost. The way he stares at the lights and flinches from sparking wires is almost childish, belying his massively built frame and bulging muscles.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 11, 2013, 03:41:38 am
(Figured you would like that movie. I watched it when it was in theaters.)
Post by: Xantalos on December 11, 2013, 03:44:21 am
Post by: Cheesecake on December 11, 2013, 04:32:18 am
Post by: Gamerlord on December 11, 2013, 05:16:16 am
(Can I see said mechs?)(Nope, that's an OOC notification.)
Post by: GreatWyrmGold on December 11, 2013, 09:00:27 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Xantalos on December 11, 2013, 10:08:32 am
Continue absorbing city and blaring ads.
Can I have a physical description of me?
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 11, 2013, 10:37:56 am
Post by: TopHat on December 11, 2013, 01:50:24 pm
... And good luck with that 'hang him with his intestines' thing. He sounds like a total hardcase. Nothing about his whereabouts, though... Wait a sec, I'll call back in a minute or two."
Hang up, phone the aforementioned corrupt New York politician. He might know something.
Post by: mastahcheese on December 11, 2013, 09:49:58 pm
"Thanks! And we'll have to see about that!" Cromwell replied as he deflected bullets with his new found force powers.
Post by: TCM on December 11, 2013, 10:03:19 pm
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 12, 2013, 03:00:26 am
Heh, Pacific Rim is fucking AWESOME. Combat mechs are inbound for Xantalos in a single turn.Oh my. The title was a bit...premature, but that still sounds rather ominous.
Is Xantalos, by any chance, something like a kaiju?
(No, he is not. He is a fusion of human and machine ( mostly machine). The Kaiju are total biological in nature, even though they were manufactured.)
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2013, 03:02:03 am
Hint: the one with guns wins.
...
GL, what DO I look like?))
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 03:03:41 am
((Essentially, Wh40k Titan vs Jaegers.(A 40K Imperator on steroids but with less guns.)
Hint: the one with guns wins.
...
GL, what DO I look like?))
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2013, 03:07:40 am
How many guns in proportion to a regular Imperator? How powerful are they/what type of gun are they primarily?
I can assume I'm about 75-150 meters tall then. How tall am I?))
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 03:11:58 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2013, 03:13:41 am
Of course this is assuming I don't just transmit my personality to them via scrapcode hax.))
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 03:14:45 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2013, 03:18:22 am
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 03:21:30 am
((If you really think about it though, I've no idea how the Jaegers were losing against the Kaiju. There was about one every month or so until the double event, and one Jaegersue killed 2 Cat 4's without being killed itself. Over 30 of the things should've curbstomped the things.))(Just think for a second about how much training, how much work, materials and capital a single Jaeger would have been to build. Then think on how the kaiju were adapting, beating the Jaeger weapons. Finally consider how much trouble and time it would be to analyse the weapons of the kaiju after they were pounded into dust and then upgrade the Jaegers.)
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2013, 03:25:22 am
30 Jaegers + zerg rush each Kaiju = dead Kaiju.))
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 03:26:53 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 12, 2013, 03:29:10 am
Sword mode, dontcha know.))
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 03:45:29 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 12, 2013, 04:29:40 am
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 04:49:53 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 12, 2013, 04:58:32 am
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
BUT, they didn't have any kaiju shit on them, and I could be talking about kaiju shit because that would have worked, and that's the only time I'm using that statement, and even then, if the aliens could tell when dickheads from soon to be theirs planets meld with another kaiju brain, then what about the other planets? Remember the one throwaway line about them infesting other planets? That's means there's more, and in a year or two in that world, when the kaiju have been scrapped,another infested planet of the bastards will come, and THEY WONT HOLD BACK.
that's my idea anyway.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 05:12:31 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 12, 2013, 05:21:03 am
Speaking of, how would robot babies work? I don't see them having a Hard Drive for a fembot.
Ohgodpleasestopmebeforeigoonaroll
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 05:23:55 am
There. You're stopped.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 12, 2013, 05:29:35 am
Dear god that sentence alone must have set off like, 50 red flags already for the FBI alone, won't make much difference in the sea of red flags this game has accrued anyway.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 05:43:54 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 12, 2013, 05:52:48 am
Post by: Gamerlord on December 12, 2013, 05:56:56 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 12, 2013, 06:04:20 am
Quote
Damn, I really want in but I don't know what to rate myself,Hmm, that is a bit bare-bonsey, might as well spice it up a touch:
Ill give it a shot anyway
Name: username
Gender: male
Stats:
Str:5
Dex:4
Agi:4
Int:5
Will:5
Skills:
None
Name: Axle jurakovosky
Str: I do go to a trainer once a week and I have been a touch stronger then most other people in my class, let's go with a 6.
Dex: we'll, I'm flexible (paediatrician said I had hyper flexibility, sounds cool but I have to wear special paddings on my shoes.) but not particularly athletic, straight 5, perhaps?
Agi: have to go with a 4 on this one, I can run, and about as fast if not faster than most kids in my class, but not for very long.
Int: I do normally hit straight a's in class but I'm never really very inspired to do so but while half the stuff in my head is useless junk, I do have a large vocabulary and incredibly fast reader, as well as well as being kind of creative, maybe a 6 or 7?
Will: well, In the face of sweets I normally melt, but at the same time, if it tell myself something, I'm usually going to do it, straight 5 should do.
Skills:
Kind heart: unless I'm bored, or sleepy, or it's tusday.
Stable mind? Ha!
Fast recovering: not like wolverine stuff, i just catch my breath faster than normal, so does my mom, really.
Fast reader: I read over 300 pages in about a hour or two.
Long speech, total ad lib: I speak fast and oh dear god long without taking a breath, but i never prepare.
Not too good with emotions: don't yawn in my vicinity.
Stomach of iron, tongue of sponge.
Terminator white blood cells: I once got really sick, could bearly open my eyes and it cleared up in a day, my mom got sick with a moderate flu and got stuck for about a week.
Coincidence finder extraordinaire.
And finally: made for melodrama.
That good? Oh wait:
Reason for coming to vegas: giant spider droids and terrorist sith warriors, why not?!
Post by: Gamerlord on December 13, 2013, 11:35:13 pm
"Er...could somebody wake her up? And tell me exactly what I should be doing here? What are the benefits? Do I get a cool scepter or something?"
"How can you not know? You are our lord, our master, our saviour..."
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Look for my children again.
You sprint through the fallen city, past packs of mutants and broken bands of survivors. Your hunt ends outside the police station where it all truly began, with a hulking monstrosity before you.
"Mummy?"
Adam?
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Hang up, phone the aforementioned corrupt New York politician. He might know something.
"Aha! Apparently this Brock guy threw some guy into jail a few years ago. Something about taking bribes.
... And good luck with that 'hang him with his intestines' thing. He sounds like a total hardcase. Nothing about his whereabouts, though... Wait a sec, I'll call back in a minute or two."
Your call can't reach him, probably because of the blast shields.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Snoop around inside the monolith to clues of the Great Beyond.
Your instincts lead you deep inside the colossal mausoleum, down and down to the very bottom. There a single mahogany coffin awaits.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TO BE EDITED IN.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Get back to the VTOL! Take out Pizza the Hutt with extreme hostilities!
"Thanks! And we'll have to see about that!" Cromwell replied as he deflected bullets with his new found force powers.
A Force shield deflects the bullets away from you as you stumble towards the aircraft.
*FWOOSH*
...
...
...
*BOOM*
And there goes the VTOL.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Continue absorbing city and blaring ads.
Your absorbtion is interrupted by the arrival of eight smaller mechs, the tallest of which stands at one hundred metres to your approximate five-hundred and sixty. As one they reveal weapon ports and begin to open fire on you, scarring the exterior of your chassis.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - Well get back to what I was doing before. Now time to look into that Police Station...
You walk back into the building, leaving the mutant monstrosity behi - "Mummy?" - FUCK. YOUR. LIFE.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 13, 2013, 11:39:51 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 13, 2013, 11:43:15 pm
Hey xan! See if you can mind control the robots and make them your loyal bodyguards, with their weaponry, it would be cool at least.How though?
...
Do I have the capacity to do that?
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 13, 2013, 11:44:58 pm
Well idont know why don't you ask your eldritch abominations and the fact that if there's the soul of a robot in the machine, you could communicate with the robots and not the riders.Hey xan! See if you can mind control the robots and make them your loyal bodyguards, with their weaponry, it would be cool at least.How though?
...
Do I have the capacity to do that?
Post by: mastahcheese on December 13, 2013, 11:46:05 pm
Now I'm mad.
Post by: Xantalos on December 13, 2013, 11:46:23 pm
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 13, 2013, 11:52:31 pm
Speaking of, GM, what atrocity points are we at now?
Post by: Gamerlord on December 14, 2013, 12:01:29 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 14, 2013, 12:03:07 am
Post by: Cheesecake on December 14, 2013, 12:04:08 am
"It's been so long! Are you okay? You're such a big boy now! Where's Eve?"
Ask him, then look for Eve.
Post by: Xantalos on December 14, 2013, 12:46:39 am
Try to transmit my personality to the mechs in order to make them become my minions through code contained within my shouting.
If that doesn't work, just shoot them in the heads with my various guns.
Post by: TopHat on December 14, 2013, 04:49:54 pm
"nope, can't reach him. If you can do something about the blast shields I might be able to get a signal though."
Hang up again.
Call the nearest police station. Maybe they'll know something about this mess.
Post by: TCM on December 14, 2013, 05:44:34 pm
Post by: Xantalos on December 14, 2013, 10:51:30 pm
Open coffin with Necromancer magic powahs.((Prepare to meet Dracula.))
Post by: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 12:32:35 am
Post by: mastahcheese on December 15, 2013, 12:45:27 am
(Actually I'm changing the vote cos I couldn't decide what to put in the coffin.)((I'm protesting, zombie 2Pac is not a choice.))
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 12:47:15 am
That said, voted.))
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 15, 2013, 12:47:30 am
Thanks GM, I can't get that song out of my head now.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 12:54:13 am
Because 2Pac is ALREADY WITH HIM.(Actually I'm changing the vote cos I couldn't decide what to put in the coffin.)((I'm protesting, zombie 2Pac is not a choice.))
Post by: mastahcheese on December 15, 2013, 12:59:32 am
WHICH IS EXACTLY WHY IT SHOULD BE A CHOICEBecause 2Pac is ALREADY WITH HIM.(Actually I'm changing the vote cos I couldn't decide what to put in the coffin.)((I'm protesting, zombie 2Pac is not a choice.))
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 01:02:05 am
Redact that one vote from Drscula and put it into 'all of the above' if you could.))
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 15, 2013, 02:10:38 am
*Well fuck me running with a chainsaw backwards while shoving an I-beam up my anus. With that, CALL IN FOR BACK UP THIS INSTANT BECAUSE ILL NEED MOAR FIWAREPOWARE!!!!!!*
Post by: Gamerlord on December 15, 2013, 02:15:22 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 02:17:11 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 15, 2013, 02:27:27 am
That's technically an action, not a speech... Well it was only a matter of time before I had to write another scene of utter and horrifying perversion.
What did you expect this is bay 12. Also sigged.
D :
Also did I actually shock the Resident Eldritch Abomination?!
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 02:29:02 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 15, 2013, 02:30:33 am
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 02:31:33 am
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 15, 2013, 02:34:45 am
Well it's the future, I'm sure there's someone with a chainsaw dong.And I'll be taking this, thank you very much.
Post by: Xantalos on December 15, 2013, 02:36:08 am
Post by: Gamerlord on December 17, 2013, 05:13:03 am
"Oh, uh...erm..mhm YES. UH. SOMEONE WAKE HER UP RIGHT THIS MINUTE! AND GET ME MY SCEPTER! AND BREIF ME ON MY SCHEDULE FOR THE DAY. YES. HM."
They're just staring at you. Why are... Oh. That seems like it could be why. Behind you a massive mural covers the wall. On it is a picture of you clad in coral armour beating down a human with a scourge.
Chaeskake - Cheesecake - Hug Adam. Ask him, then look for Eve.
"It's been so long! Are you okay? You're such a big boy now! Where's Eve?"
"Where were you Mummy? It hurt so much."
Jonathan McMacen - TopHat - Call the first guy back. Hang up again. Call the nearest police station. Maybe they'll know something about this mess.
"nope, can't reach him. If you can do something about the blast shields I might be able to get a signal though."
You call up the closest police station.
Aaron Wallace - TCM - Open coffin with Necromancer magic powahs.
As the coffin opens you are treated to a clown car sequence of a guy wearing black silk, a man wrapped in bandages, some guy looking like he's made of plastic, a zombified man-bear and a... You.
Sam Greene - Samarkand - TWO TURNS UNTIL REMOVAL.
Cromwell Jackson - mastahcheese - Force Lightning the Pizza Hut. All of it.
You reach out and channel your inner Palpatine, blasting the bastards who hurt your baby with lightning. Mmmm, char-grilled fucktards.
Xantalos - Xantalos - Try to transmit my personality to the mechs in order to make them become my minions through code contained within my shouting.
If that doesn't work, just shoot them in the heads with my various guns.
YOU WILL CEASE.
The smallest mech stumbles and turns to the others, but is quickly obliterated by the redirected fire of the others. Sensing that you failed, you open fire, but your massive guns are pretty inaccurate.
Sasquatch Hammerton the 23rd - SquatchHammer - *Well fuck me running with a chainsaw backwards while shoving an I-beam up my anus. With that, CALL IN FOR BACK UP THIS INSTANT BECAUSE ILL NEED MOAR FIWAREPOWARE!!!!!!*
You're about to sit on a chainsaw when a phone rings.
Spoiler: GM Notes (click to show/hide)
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 17, 2013, 05:15:37 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 17, 2013, 05:29:51 am
*Looks at phone* Whew, for a second there I thought I lost my mind. Pick up chainsaw for later use. Now time to answer my goddamned phone. Answer the phone through internal system so no one else can hear me*
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS COCK-SUCKING SON OF A BITCH CALLING ME FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU SHITTY NEEDS!!?!?!
Post by: Xantalos on December 17, 2013, 05:35:45 am
Idly shoot them some more while resuming absorbing the city.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 17, 2013, 05:38:21 am
Post by: Greenstarfanatic on December 17, 2013, 09:35:37 am
Examine the mural more closely. Do I have to kill her or something?
Post by: mastahcheese on December 18, 2013, 12:47:21 am
Mmmm, char-grilled fucktards.Man, I love this game.
See if I can find directions to the nuclear power plant that I destroyed and head there.
I thought of an insane idea.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 18, 2013, 01:14:10 am
Insane idea?Mmmm, char-grilled fucktards.Man, I love this game.
See if I can find directions to the nuclear power plant that I destroyed and head there.
I thought of an insane idea.
You mean more insane than everything else currently going on right?
In which case good luck because I doubt you could ever try and do anything more insane than that.
Post by: mastahcheese on December 18, 2013, 01:42:43 am
I was going to see if I can make a nuclear powered lightsaber. Then go from there.I thought of an insane idea.Insane idea?
You mean more insane than everything else currently going on right?
In which case good luck because I doubt you could ever try and do anything more insane than that.
Post by: Xantalos on December 18, 2013, 01:44:21 am
Post by: mastahcheese on December 18, 2013, 01:58:51 am
Do you have the power of Force Radiation Shield? Even in my mech I received sufficient doses to die if I ever emerged.We shall find out soon enough.
Post by: Execute/Dumbo.exe on December 18, 2013, 05:14:08 am
This game is insane. And it's lovely.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 18, 2013, 05:54:15 am
Post by: SquatchHammer on December 18, 2013, 10:29:33 am
Post by: TopHat on December 18, 2013, 03:39:03 pm
If the police don't know what's happening, no one will.
Post by: Gamerlord on December 22, 2013, 03:23:37 am
Post by: TCM on December 22, 2013, 10:26:00 am
Push alternate self back into coffin. Seal coffin.
((Sorry, didn't realize the turn was posted. :3 ))
Post by: Cheesecake on December 23, 2013, 04:59:55 pm
Find ou what happened, then eat the bastards who hurt my kids.
Post by: Xantalos on January 02, 2014, 04:07:34 pm
Post by: Gamerlord on January 02, 2014, 05:16:55 pm
Post by: Xantalos on January 02, 2014, 05:23:52 pm
Post by: mastahcheese on January 02, 2014, 05:54:36 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on January 26, 2014, 06:02:19 pm
DAMNIT THAT WAS NOT WHAT I AIMED FOR FROM THAT FUCK FUCK FUCKEDY FUCK. Welp, that's that plothook gone, onto the next.
I thank you for making my day when I stumbled on this gem! If it weren't for the language, I'd be sigging this.
Consider this a reminder of how far you've come...
Post by: mastahcheese on January 26, 2014, 06:36:10 pm
Post by: TalonisWolf on January 26, 2014, 08:18:22 pm
Ah, hell, since I'm here, might as well sign up:
Name: Talonis Wolf I
Gender: Male
Stats
Str: I'm a skinny little twerp, but I've walked over twenty KM with only very short breaks for a drink of waterfor no reason other than I was... angry, to say the least. Let's say a 6.5, 6 if decimals aren't allowed/ is easier on Gamerlord.
Dex: 5
Agi: 4-5, dependant on how pissed off I am (but not on adrenaline, strangely.)
Int: Eh, give me a 6, I guess. Don't really know what your 1-10 scale is using for comparisons (I.e Is a ten Einstien/Hawkings, or God-Like knowledge of all?)
Will:5-6, again dependant on how pissed off I am.
Do me a favour and don't make me a variation of the Hulk. I like originality!
Skills
Animals either like me or hate me, so 50/50 chance of either recruiting wildlife or having it try to kill me.
Was in a Lego Robotics Club thinger, but wasn't particularly good at it... but it'd be enough to make a robot, strap explosives or a camera on it, and control it from afar.
I know how to shoot a bow due to scouting, but not particularly good at it. But it might be enough.
General all-round survival skill knowledge, but it's aimed toward what you'd need to worry about in Canada. Not a futuristic megatropolis under martial law.
Can, in theory, drive a shift drive vehicle... Not sure this applies.
Fast Reader.
Klutz Extrodinaire.
Wears glasses, near-sighted.
Am obsessed with Wolves, Dolphins, and Dwarves. (Dwarf Fortress for the win, err, lose, hehehe losing is fun)
"Has an iffy sense of humour at times"- that's from a letter from a one friend to another that they showed me. Don't ask.
Oh, I've been in a lot of "don't ask" situations. My favorites include fire, so I know how light things up from experience.
To quote TCM waaaay back, "Prince of Rhetoric", but I know when not to push my luck.
I absolutely hate tomatoes in fruit form. I'm curious as to what'll be done with that...
Reason for being in Vegas:
Was on a scout jamboree. Hopefully, I'll have a few dozen cans of axe I can turn into flame throwers or use as a liquid fuse (it was a... Interesting way to light a row of firecrackers), and I might be able to grab random knick-nacks from projects around the jamboree. I've seen all sorts of Roman through to Modern armour, and security should have a few toys I can snag. Oh, and their is no way that there isn't a bow or archery event somewhere, even if only access is in the form of a NPC.
This gives me reason to have all sorts of supplies, at the very least. This is me first time, am I overthinking it?
Edit: Gamerlord said this was on Hiatus, so I'll put this on notify. Hope to hear from this soon!