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Title: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 20, 2020, 06:00:47 pm
This is a thread of people to Roleplay and generally play about when there's no Missions going on!

OOC Thread is here! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=176670.0)
Station Thread is here! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=176678.45)

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"Spoken lines go like this."

And brooding, edgy thoughts about defeating your arch-nemesis go like this.

Please remember that you shouldn't be posting UNLESS the GM explicitly mentions you/your player character! Paradoxes are bad!!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 20, 2020, 06:25:01 pm
EPISODE 1: Invasion of the Greenskins!
MISSION 1: Apprehend the Round Creature!

The control computer onboard the escape pod flashed with red and pink lights, until a small, robotic bunny showed up.

"Hi! I'm BON-BON, HoNK's computer mascot! Do not worry!! Everything's running fine!! We're approaching planet Nobelia, Yamato District, Chichirokawa Town, at speeds that are best left untold!!" A timer showed up, counting down from one full minute.

"Keep your seatbelts fastened and prepare for landing! 52 seconds to go!!..."

Meanwhile, down on the surface...

A goblin, with his body wrapped in a Nobelian flag, stepped onto a large, flat rock, to address his fellow greenskins.

"We un gut un-ion-ize, we gun not fite for overlards any-mur! Is not our destineh!!" He shouted at his comrades.
....sssssss...
"We musta maked our un countreh, where goblin and non-goblin can live in arrmony!" Other goblins nodded their heads at his words, agreeing with his viewpoint.
...ssSSSSHHHH...
"Got uh country made an we can build things! Make ice-crim! Ice-crim for all gobluns! This promise you me, if we take things in ur ands! Few of the more-aware goblins began listening it to the background, as there was quite a noise they couldn't simply localize...
...ssSSHHOOOOOOOOMM-
"Erect meh as presidunt, and am promise to-
*CRASH!!*

BON-BON bounced happily on the computer screen.

"We have safely arrived at outskirts of Chichirokawa!! It's twenty-five degrees outside, with sun out and zero clouds and a gentle breeze! Approximately eight thousand baddies have been detected in the half-kilometer radius around the escape pod!! Prepare for immediate combat situation!!" With a loud, metallic 'bomf', the escape pod's blast door was catapulted to the outside, allowing the Heroes to disembark from their craft.

"Good luck! Good luck! Good luck!" BON-BON disappeared from the screen.

A horde of angry goblins, wielding their crude weapons, snarled and hissed at the four Heroes.

It's fightin' time!!!

//T'liki (SeriousConcentrate), Doomblob (Doomblade187), Pips Serpent (SirAston) and Marie (cronos5010) are now fighting for peace and justice!!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 20, 2020, 06:37:40 pm
T'liki immediately jumps out and onto Goblin 2, biting him viciously!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 20, 2020, 07:17:13 pm
Doomblob rolls smoothly out of the pod, and waps archergobbo1 in the face.

"UwU"
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 21, 2020, 01:58:40 am
Marie casually strolls out of the pod, and immediately fires her buster at archergobbo2
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 21, 2020, 09:53:45 am
"Taking no chances for an early advantage!"

Pips Serpent attacks Goblin 3
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 21, 2020, 10:21:30 am
T'liki bites off goblin 2's head off with ease! (1 piercing dmg) +1 AP!

Doomblob clonks archergobbo 1's ugly face! (1 dmg) +1 AP!

Marie blasts her buster at archergobbo 2, exploding them instantly! (1dmg) +1 AP!

Pip Serpent throws his Triadic dice at Goblin 3!

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The throw kills goblin 3 right away! (1dmg) +1 AP!

Enemies Turn:

goblin 4 tinks T'liki for no damage whatsoever!

hobgoblin 1 gently smacks Doomblob, doing no harm at all!

goblin 5 punches Doomblob, whose suit cushions the impact easily!

hobgoblin 2 actually manages to stab Pips Serpent in the gut! (1dmg)

goblin 6 throws a punch at Pips Serpent and hits him in the face! (1dmg)

goblin 7 follows suits and punches Pips Serpent in the stomach! (1dmg)

Turn 2!

More goblins arrive to fight the Heroes! (+4 mooks, +1 Named Enemy)

Whilst four are armed crudely, the fifth wields a... is that a bazooka!?!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 21, 2020, 10:27:59 am
"That one looks dangerous!" T'liki commented upon seeing the one with the hollow metal tube. Maybe one of his allies would have something that could take care of it.

T'liki skitters over to Goblin 4 and bites him viciously.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 21, 2020, 10:36:53 am
"Onto it!"

Pips Serpent Rigs the Slots to attack RPGoblin
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 21, 2020, 10:44:51 am
goblin 4 is now dead thanks to valiant efforts of T'liki! (1dmg) +1 AP

Pips Serpent rigged the dice and blasted them at RPGoblin, who suffered a some wounds! (3dmg, +1 Intrinsic found!)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 21, 2020, 11:06:08 am
Doomblob blobhuggles Marie, pointing excitedly at the RPG goblin.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 21, 2020, 11:18:04 am
Marie turns around and sweeps the area surrounding the RPG goblin with a positronic artillery beam, dealing 3 damage to it and 1 damage to surrounding goblins.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 21, 2020, 12:01:02 pm
Doomblob blobhuggles Marie! (+1 Hit, +1 Evasion, +1 Dmg)

BZZZZLAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM goes the beam, vaporising RPGoblin and two goblins standing near it! (2dmg, 4dmg, 2dmg, +1 Intrinsic found!) +3 AP!

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 1 tries to smack Marie with his big stick!

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It lands right on her face! (-1dmg)

goblin 5 follows up with an attempt at an uppercut!

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Marie dodges with grace!

hobgoblin 2 joins in and tries to smack her with a rock!

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Squarely in the chest! (-1dmg)

goblin 6 follows suit, swinging his fist at Marie!

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BONK! (-1dmg)

goblin 7 says 'me next me next!' and swings his club at Marie!

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He fails to hit her, though!

hobgoblin 3 feels abit more chivalrous... so he lunges at Pips Serpent instead, whacking him over his head! (-1 dmg)

goblin 8 decides to go after Doomblob, but a loud TINK! is all that happens!

Turn 3!

More greenskins arrive! Including two dressed in black suits. Are they martial artists from afar!? (+4 Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 21, 2020, 12:12:35 pm
Doomblob looks at Pips, suffering from multiple wounds.

"Hewe, Pips, let me hewp."

Stack on Pips.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 21, 2020, 12:14:50 pm
Jumping back a little to avoid further retaliation, Marie lets out another blast of positronic artillery beams, this time aiming for the ninja standing near the archer.
Positronic artillery beam on ninjagob2
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 21, 2020, 12:21:10 pm
Doomblob stacks, Marie fires another lazor!

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All three enemies, including the clumsy ninjagob, are vaporized! (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg) +3 AP!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 21, 2020, 12:21:49 pm
T'liki sneaks up on Hobgoblin 1 while everyone is distracted by the beam and injects him with a Venom Bite to the back of the neck.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 21, 2020, 02:07:01 pm
Apprechiated, Doomblob. Hey, you sure are comfy...

Pips Serpent Rigs the Slots while attacking Hobgoblin 2
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 22, 2020, 03:53:00 am
T'liki dispenses with some venom into hobgoblin 1! (1dmg, +Poison:3, +Sickness:3)

Meanwhile, Pips Serpent rigs the dice again and deals with hobgoblin 2! (3dmg)

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 1 tries to return the favor, but his stick bonces off T'liki's carapace!

goblin 5 sucker-punches Marie! (-1dmg)

goblin 6 follows along with his heavy stick, whacking Marie! (-1dmg)

goblin 7 attempts to get rid of spooder, but T'liki says no!

hobgoblin 3 swings his stick at Doomblob, but then realizes it was foolish!

goblin 8 stabs Marie in the gut with a kitchen knife! (-1dmg)

ninjagob 1 tries to slay T'liki with his curved sword, but it's too blunt to pierce the carapace!

Turn 4!

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hobgoblin 1 barfs and dies! (-2dmg)

Another bunch of goblins arrives... this time only three, though. Does that mean their numbers are thinning out?? Who knows!! (+3 Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 22, 2020, 06:35:16 am
"Hey Doomblob, any chance you can toss me one of those elixirs we got earlier? I'm feeling kind of beat up."
Marie hunkers down behind an Energy Barrier to try and weather through the storm of people wanting to beat her up.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 22, 2020, 08:00:49 am
"Hewe you go."

Hand Marie an Elixer!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 22, 2020, 08:22:21 am
The barrier went up with a 'FWOMP' noise, whilst Doomblob fed the battered Pilotmecha a drank. (+3 HP, -Elixir)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 22, 2020, 08:30:04 am
T'liki noms Goblin 5.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 22, 2020, 11:43:09 am
Pips Serpent rolls the die against Archergobbo 4
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 22, 2020, 03:12:17 pm
T'liki bites hard goblin 5! (-1dmg)

And so does Pips Serpent throw his dice in the face of archergobbo 4, exploding them! (-2dmg)

Enemies Turn:

goblin 6 fails at scratching T'liki's carapace!

goblin 7 tries too but T'liki stays strong!

hobgoblin 3 is next to try! Nope! T'liki impervious!

goblin 8, seeing futility of his brethren, plunges a sharp stick at Pips Serpent's head! (-1dmg)

ninjagob 1 slashes at Doomblob, who shrugs off the blow!

hobgoblin 4 tries to punch Marie, but bounces off her barrier! (Energy Barrier: -1HP)

ninjagob 3 attacks Marie from other side! That's no difference for her barrier, though! (Energy Barrier: -1HP)

Turn 5!

Marie's Energy Barrier flashes few times and them fizzles out with a hiss.

The goblins at the battlefield become excited for some reason... then, small tremors come from behind the trees as a hulking silhouette can be seen coming from the the woods. Something big's coming!!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 22, 2020, 03:37:20 pm
"We're doing it! We're being heroes!" T'liki chirped happily, noting how many of the goblins had been downed.

T'liki noms - just a little bit - on Goblin 6's skull.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 23, 2020, 10:33:46 am
Doomblob waps the ninjagobbo1.

"Go howome! Yow famiwy needs yuwu."
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 23, 2020, 11:50:37 am
Noticing that her energy levels were starting to flag a little after weathering through the many blows sent in her direction, and decides to drink a nice mug of coffee.
Marie uses Espresso Grande Maximo on herself.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: scriver on June 23, 2020, 02:05:21 pm
Just posting here to have it appear in my new replies list properly, also known as to watch

Beepbop I'm a robop
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 23, 2020, 07:27:40 pm
"Watch out, something big's coming!"

Pips Serpent attacks Goblin 7.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 24, 2020, 08:57:26 am
T'liki noms goblin 6's skulls and somehow half of the goblin remains in mandibles. Happens! (-1dmg) +1AP!

The wap was attempted by Doomblob!

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It was effective against the sneaky ninjagobbo 1! (-1dmg) +1AP!

Meanwhile, Marie slurped an espresso and became jittery af! (+Quickness:3)

Then Pips got rid of goblin 7 with a skillful die throw! (-1dmg) +1AP!

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 3 tries to punch T'liki in the cephalothorax, but his fist bounced off the spider's carapace.

Being jittery did nothing to help Marie evade the branch wielded by goblin 8! (-1hp)

Then even hobgoblin 4 smacked Marie in the nose! (-1hp)

And Pips Serpent got stabbed by the kitchen-knife-wielding ninjagob 3! (-1hp)

Turn 6!

A big, club wielding greenskin stomps from behind the trees! He roars and then steps into clearer view, showing that he is blocky, has thick shoulders, and is definitely not a round creature!

A pair of RPGoblins flank the newly arrived boss!! (+1 Boss, +2 Named Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 24, 2020, 09:05:03 am
"Whewe is round gobbo?"

Wappity Wap on the RPG gobbo.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 24, 2020, 09:56:20 am
T'liki continues to sneak about the battlefield... somehow... and creeps up on the troll, then sinks his mandibles into the troll's ankle and injects him with a Venom Bite!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 24, 2020, 11:01:17 am
Marie spends two AP to firee a couplet of micromissiles at the same RPG Gobbo Doomblob is wapping as she charges towards the trollclub warrior to slash him with the plasma sword.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 24, 2020, 11:14:22 am
"Don't fail me now...!"

Pips Serpent goes Full House on the RPGoblin that doesn't get wapped by Doomblob.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 24, 2020, 01:00:58 pm
There is a wap of RPGobbo 2(?) by the newspaper! (1dmg) +1 AP!

The spider climbs onto the Troll and sinks his mandibles into the skin, sticking venom in... and nothing happens!? (-1hp, +1 Intrinsic)

Marie sends two Micromissiles and successfully detonates RPGobbo 2! (2x3 fire dmg) +1 AP!

Then Marie also slashes Troll Club Warrior with her Plasma Blade, making the power of plasma and atom degenerate the ugly greenskin boss! (-4hp, +Plasma Burn, +Irradiated)

The dice are cast, and full house arranged...

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Pips Serpent singlehandedly blows up RPGobbo 3! (8dmg) +1 AP!

Enemies Turn:

hobgoblin 3 smacks Pips Serpent in da face!! (-1hp)

goblin 8 does the same, but to Marie! (-1hp)

hobgoblin 4 throws a rock at Doomblob, whose suit makes the rock go 'boing'!

ninjagob 3 puts on a flashy show before stabbing Pips Serpent in the gut! (-1hp)

Troll Club Warrior smacks T'liki with his club, sending the spider flying into nearby bushes!! (-3hp)

Turn 7!

Irradiation and Plasma Burn damage Troll Club Warrior bit further! (-1hp) (-2hp)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 24, 2020, 01:13:56 pm
"The deities don't roll dice... because they're cowards! Cosmic Die, go!"

Pips Serpent pulls out his Cosmic Die and throws it against the Troll Club Warrior.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 24, 2020, 01:21:24 pm
The Cosmic Die struck the Troll Warrior Club!... and did some damage! (2x2dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 24, 2020, 01:39:56 pm
"Pips, you look like you need this!"

T'liki uncorks an elixir and feeds it to Pips.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 24, 2020, 01:58:43 pm
"UWU"

Bap the ninjagob
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 24, 2020, 09:43:55 pm
Marie chugs another elixir to try and stay heal and hearthy while her coffee induced high winds down, before switching to firing another positronic artillery beam at hobgoblin 4.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 25, 2020, 06:21:33 am
T'Liki feeds Pips Serpent an Elixir! (+3hp)

Doomblob attempts to bap the ninjagob 3!

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But ninjagob 3 dodges the bap with grace!

Marie downs a bottle of Elixir herself! (+3hp)

Then fires the beam! Does the ninjagob 3 continues his graceful dodging away from the danger?

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Right into the beam, more like! (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg) +3 AP!

Enemies turn:

hobgoblin 3 waps Doomblob in response - and the wap does nothing!

Troll Club Warrior sees that his mooks are gone, and decides to call in reinforcements!

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Two more goblin mooks respond to the call! (+2 Mooks)

Turn 8!

Troll Club Warrior suffers again from the effects of irradiation and plasma burns! (-1hp, -2hp)

A trio of mooks arrives to battle the Heroes, including one that wields a spiky armor and nasty-looking hatchet! (+3 Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 25, 2020, 10:07:32 am
"You can do it, Marie!" T'liki raised his front legs and swayed from side to side. "Show the goblins what heroes can do!"

T'liki give Marie a Pep Talk!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 25, 2020, 11:31:39 am
"You fuwl, you bwing pointy stick to newspapew fiwt"

Bap Archergobbo
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 25, 2020, 11:45:13 am
Feeling a little left out after being the only quiet member of the team so far, Marie activates her positronic artiller beam once more and screams out an honestly kind of forced sounding, "Taste justice!," before she fires

Marie uses Positronic Artillery Beam on Troll Club Warrior/
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 25, 2020, 11:59:36 am
He moves next to Marie and minimally floats over the ground by sheer willpower as he pulls out another die, one that glows like space, which he throws alongside the artillery beam.
"And have overkill as dessert!"

Another Cosmic Die is cast.
Another Cosmic Die is cast
And more AP gone, and more AP gone
Another Cosmic Die is cast
Hey, I'm gonna kill the Troll
Another Cosmic Die is cast
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 25, 2020, 02:29:06 pm
T'liki boosted his frend Marie with a pep-talk! (+1 Hit for 3 Turns) +1AP!

Meanwhile Doomblob thwapped archergobbo 5 outta commission (1dmg)

Then Marie blasted the damn greenskin boss with her lazor! (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg)

And then Pips Serpent through his magical die at the Troll...

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Exploding him in ball of blue flames and pretty lights!! (6x2 = 12dmg)

Enemies turn:

hobgoblin 3 tried and failed to hurt Doomblob!

...and then from the cloud of smoke and mist came a mighty roar, for the Troll Club Warrior was still alive! He rushed in, swinging and battering Pips Serpent with his club! (-4hp)

goblin 10 went after T'liki, which wasn't smart idea, given the carapace!

goblin 11 went after Doomblob, which also wasn't a smart idea, this time due to that protective suit!

goblin warrior 1 then showed his brethren how's it done, cutting Doomblob a bit! (2-1 = 1dmg)

Turn 9!

The burns on the troll's body charred him even more! How much longer can he last!? (-1hp, -2hp)

Another trio of mooks have arrived! One with axe, one with bow, and one hoping to achieve greatness with nothing but his fists! (+3 Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 25, 2020, 02:52:06 pm
"How much can this beast take...?"

Pips Serpent throws his regular die at the archergobbo.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 25, 2020, 02:59:42 pm
"Ahn."

Superstack.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 25, 2020, 03:59:51 pm
Pips Serpent throws his dice at archergobbo 6...

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And defeats him easily! (2dmg) +1AP

Meanwhile, three Doomblobs stack on the rest of the team, refreshing them up! (+2HP/+2AP, -1 Evasion)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 26, 2020, 01:54:27 am
Marie blasts the giant troll with another positronic artillery beam to try and finish him off, or at least wipe out some of the mooks surrounding him.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 26, 2020, 04:45:12 am
T'liki decides to chomp Goblin 12 and clear the area out a little bit.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 26, 2020, 07:28:53 am
BZZZAAAMMM! (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg) +2AP!

Then T'liki chomped goblin 12! (1dmg) +1AP!

Enemies Turn:

The greenskin boss, seeing his cohorts thin out, calls in more! (+4 Mooks)

goblin 11 punches Doomblob for no gain!

goblin warrior 1 hacks at T'liki, spilling some ichor! (2-1 = 1dmg)

goblin warrior 2 does the same, with same effectiveness! (2-1 = 1dmg)

Turn 10!

The troll's flesh sizzles, causing him pain! (-1hp, -2hp)

A trio of specialist mooks arrives to mess up with the Heroes! (+3 Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 26, 2020, 11:31:57 am
"These guys are kinda dangerous!"

T'liki bites down on Goblin Warrior 3.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 26, 2020, 11:50:45 am
Visibly happy, and seemingly extra-blobby, Doomblob recoalesces above Marie's head and drops down to blobhuggle her. "Youwve got thiws, Mawie."

Blobhuggle Marie
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Post by: cronos5010 on June 26, 2020, 12:06:57 pm
Greatly encouraged by Doomblob's hug, Marie fires an extra special positronic artillery beam at the massed gobbos!.
Positronic artillery beam on Goblin 11.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 26, 2020, 02:28:26 pm
Pips Serpent unleashes another Cosmic Die at the Troll Club Warrior.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 26, 2020, 04:26:41 pm
T'liki's mandibles crumple the goblin's armor like wet paper! (1pierce-1armor = 1dmg-0 = 1dmg)

Marie gets a huggle from Doomblob! (+1 DMG, +1 Hit, +1 Evasion)

Then Marie did a BZLAAAAAM! (2dmg, 4dmg, 2-1=1dmg)

Magical exploding die was thrown at Troll Club Warrior!

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Moderate damage only! (2x2=4mag.dmg)

Enemies Turn:

Troll Club Warrior knocked T'liki once more! (4-1=3dmg)

Another cut on the blobbo suit, courtesy of goblin warrior 2! (2-1=1dmg)

goblin 13 tried to be like the warrior and attacked Doomblob as well - but there's a certain difference between an axe and a stick!

hobgoblin 2 went after Marie!

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Thwack! (1dmg)

goblin 14 bumped his fist against T'liki's carapace, finding out it's stronk!

ninjagob 4's super fast reflexes did not help him drive his blade into Doomblob's thick hide!

hobgoblin 6 punched Pips Serpent in the chin, horyukeeen~! (1dmg)

ninjagob 5 threw his mini-shuriken true, hitting Marie! (1dmg)

Turn 11!

Troll Club Warrior cries out in pain as the burns and radiation mess his flesh even worse! (-1hp, -2hp)

Three more gobbos arrive to cause mayhem, one of them wielding a bow! (+3 Mooks)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 26, 2020, 04:33:20 pm
Wappity Wap on Gobbo Archer

"Ahn." waoed Doomblob as they blobbed over to yet another pointy stick gobbo and swing their paper.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 26, 2020, 07:10:31 pm
"It's kind of like a soup can, isn't it?"

T'liki has the goblin warrior he just killed for Lunch.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 27, 2020, 02:48:28 am
There was a THWAP noise! (1dmg) +1AP!

And there wwas SCHLRLRLRLRLRLPRPPP noise (+5HP)

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Post by: SirAston on June 27, 2020, 04:02:18 am
"Grrr... I won't go down... as long as I can gamble!"

Pips Serpent unleashes another Cosmic Die on the Troll Club Warrior
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 27, 2020, 05:16:46 am
Marie lets out another positronic artillery beam on Goblin Warrior 2.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 27, 2020, 10:17:40 am
Pips Serpent throws his magical die!

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Dealing a moderate amount of damage! (3x2=6mag.dmg)

But what's this!? The Troll Club Warrior roars in pain and starts dying! Miniature explosions occur on it's body, and then like a true boss unit, it dies in a spectacular explosion!! The remnant mooks scream in terror and run away before Marie has a chance to fire.

An assortment of loot has dropped from the boss!
//Rubber Mallet, Ruby-Studded Ring, Nobelian Credit Chip (x2) and Mega Donut (x5) added to Quantum Storage!

"...you got the radio working? Great! Hello? Hello!?"
EP 1 MISSION 1: COMPLETE!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJPr6sllP78)
"Guys, are you there??"
But in distance, the smoke was rising from Chichirokawa's newscrapers and distant scream could be heard also.
"Engineering, you sure it's working?!"
As if someone was calling for help... but from what direction?
"HELLO!?! HEY!! GUYS!?! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!"
Truly a mystery of the ages.

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 27, 2020, 11:15:59 am
Marie lets out a loud cheer as the boss explodes into a million tiny pieces, not quite noticing the weird and tiny voice in her celebration.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 27, 2020, 11:24:37 am
"I think the wadio is cauwuing us."

Doomblob looks around for extra newspaper and the radio.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 27, 2020, 12:03:13 pm
"I hear you!" T'liki cheerfully reported. "We have defeated thirty-four goblins and a troll! We have not seen the ball yet, but we'll keep looking for him!" The spider finished his response with a salute, not sure if they could see him or not.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 27, 2020, 12:47:29 pm
"Phew... We did it..."

Pips serpent moves to Marie and offers her a fistbump.

"You were a key component in the Troll's defeat. Good job."
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 27, 2020, 02:50:39 pm
"That's great!" The radio in the escape pod buzzed. "Wait a moment..."

There were unidentified noises and few beeps. BON-BON suddenly re-appeared on the console screen, bouncing about.

"T'liki, right? Can you get everyone's credit chips and press them to the console screen?"
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 27, 2020, 05:31:18 pm
"Roger!" The giant spider turned to the others. "We're supposed to touch our credit chips to the screen, like this!" T'liki fetched his from his ankle-pouch and pressed it to the console screen.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 27, 2020, 07:50:36 pm
"Wao"

Apply credit chip directly to screen.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 28, 2020, 03:25:01 am
Marie takes up Pip's offer for a fistbump with great enthusiasm, and even greater care, her armored fist coming down on Pips's decidedly normal fist with a satisfyingly soft tink., "Same to you my man." And with that settled for now, Marie quickly takes out her chip, and taps it very gently on the screen.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 28, 2020, 02:34:31 pm
Pips Serpent pulls out his credit chip and holds it against the screen.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 28, 2020, 02:44:26 pm
Bon-Bon on the screen started to bounce as a loading bar filled up from 0 to 100% in about three seconds.

The credit chips started to beep and flash, and holographic images started to show above the chips, shuffling one by one at rapid speeds.

Then there was a 'ding!'.

"Software update completed! HerOS 2 available for use!!"

"Can you hear me?" Liaison Officer's voice came from within the chips. "We forgot to put this upgrade on your chips earlier, and I've remembered just now. Your chips can now be used as location trackers, radio receivers, ID cards for ID scanners and also as pin-pointers for the Tele Tag system, which the Engineering is currently adding to the station systems!"
"Is the connection secured?"
"Oh, hi dad! Yes, the chips can be used to transmit data now..."

"I've asked you not to call me dad while we're at duty."
"Ah, oh, oops! Forgot about that!..."
"Right. Listen up, heroes! The round creature has been last spotted in Chichirokawa Apple Park. From your position, there's no straight way to the Apple Park. You will either have to navigate your way through the Downtown's alleys and neighbourhoods or march to Chichirokawa-Atsumi Highway, and follow it all the way until you find an exit leading to Apple Park. What will it be?"

CHOOSE YOUR DESTINATION:

<---CHICHIROKAWA DOWNTOWN
CHICHIROKAWA-ATSUMI HIGHWAY--->
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 28, 2020, 02:48:35 pm
"We should go through the town! There are probably more people to rescue that way than the highway."
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 28, 2020, 02:53:57 pm
"Mowe peowople to stawck on is aways uwuelcome."

Town!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on June 28, 2020, 03:34:55 pm
"I agree with the basic idea of it."

Town.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 29, 2020, 05:09:50 am
"The town's more likely to have more of these goblins causing trouble right? Yeah, I think we should head to the town."

Town.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 29, 2020, 02:54:53 pm
"Alright. Station crew will monitor the bio-sensors to see if they can pinpoint the Round Creature's location for you. Be vigilant and keep the chips with you, we will contact when we've some information. Smith out." Bon-Bon started jumping on the console's screen again.

"Initiating lockdown procedures for the escape pod!! Please abandon the vessel!" Once the crew was away, a searingly hot red force-field blocked the entrance.

"Lockdown in place! Security defense net activated! Good luck to Heroes of Nobelia!! Death to all intruders!!" The console went black as security cameras and gun turrets popped from the pod's plating.

The group had no choice but to move on to...

EPISODE 1: Invasion of the Greenskins!
MISSION 2: The Search For The Round Creature!

As they moved through the downtown, they could see wrecked cars, burning houses and goblinoids sprawling across the alleys and walls and playgrounds.

Quickly enough, the brave heroes were beset by enemies!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on June 29, 2020, 03:32:11 pm
T'liki wastes no time leaping into the fray and pouncing Goblin Warrior 1!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on June 30, 2020, 03:34:27 am
Marie reflexively unloads Four Micromissiles in the general direction of the RPGobbo!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on June 30, 2020, 03:37:31 am
The armored goblin was crushed by T'liki's powerful mandibles! (1-1=1-0=1dmg)

Then the RPGoblin was exploded by barrage of rockets! (3+3+3+3=12dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on June 30, 2020, 06:20:43 am
Equip red mallet, bonk the archergobbo.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 01, 2020, 02:08:57 am
Pips Serpent quaffs an Elixir.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 01, 2020, 11:15:33 am
While Doomblob bonks an archery greenskin-! (2dmg)

Pips Serpent chugs down a drank. (+3HP)

Enemies Turn:

goblin 1 punches Doomblob for no effect!

goblin 2 punches Marie for some effect! (1dmg)

goblin 3 also smacks Marie about! (1dmg)

Turn 2!

A quartet of goblins have arrived! One of them being clad in a bone-adorned leather cape with many feathers! And is it a goat skull he is holding in his skinny green hands!? (+3 Mooks, +1 Named Enemy)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 01, 2020, 11:42:29 am
T'liki munches the other Goblin Warrior.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 01, 2020, 01:00:03 pm
Bwomp goes the ninjagob
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 01, 2020, 01:10:19 pm
There was a chomp by T'liki! (1-1=1-0=1dmg)

And there was...

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...a bwomp by Doomblob! (2dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 03, 2020, 02:18:43 am
Pips Serpent throwa a regular die at Gobbo 1.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 03, 2020, 02:27:03 am
Marie fires a Positronic Artillery Beam at Goblin 3.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 03, 2020, 02:38:38 am
Pips Serpent pridefully killed goblin 1! (1dmg)

Marie outdid him by tripling his score! (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg)

Enemies Turn!

The magical goblin shook his prized skull, and a mist of poison engulfed T'liki! (Poison:4)

Turn 3!

T'liki felt ill! (-1hp)

Another four gobbos arrive to wreak havoc! (+4 Mooks)

Then there was a beep coming from Pips's chip.

"Hey, guys! Reports indicate that there's some flying drones that are setting everything on fire! Take care! We will try to put some water buckets into the storage soon, just in case! Officer Smith out!"

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 03, 2020, 02:45:22 am
Glancing at the Magical gobbos's direction after it cast it's spell, Marie shook her prized hand, and shot out exactly two micromissiles at the unfortunate gobbo.
Micromissile [2] Skullgob Shaman
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 03, 2020, 12:00:39 pm
Bappity the Shamany
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 03, 2020, 01:01:41 pm
"Blah, poison!" T'liki seemed very put-upon by this eventuality.

T'liki decides to spread the poison by Venom Biting the Hobgoblin!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 03, 2020, 05:04:20 pm
Boom! Boom! (3-1=2dmg, 3-1=2dmg)

Then Doomblob whacked the magical goblin, too! (2-1=1dmg)

NOM! (1dmg) +Poison:3, +Sickness:3

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 04, 2020, 06:13:38 am
"Guess that's a big one."

Pips Serpent unleashes an Entropy Die against the Shaman.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 05, 2020, 01:56:34 am
The chaos die was cast!

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Suddenly the shocked shaman was stuck in a field of frosty ice!

Enemies Turn:

Pips Serpent got whacked by goblin 5! (1dmg)

archergobbo 2 shoots T'liki in the abdomen! (1dmg)

Doomblob's suit was slightly scratched by goblin 6's ineffective claw swipe!

hobgoblin 1 knifes Marie! (1dmg)

Turn 4!

Hobgoblin 1 suddenly spat blood and died (-1hp), and T'liki generally fell ill (-1hp)

A pair of armed and armored goblins arrives, with another shaman in tow! (+2 Mooks, +1 Named Enemy)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 05, 2020, 02:02:00 am
"Pause the pointy projectiles, you pusillanimous pierdolic!" T'liki yelled as he jumped on the archer.

Bite Archer Gobbo 2. Just bite him.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 05, 2020, 09:01:24 am
Blobhuggle for Marie
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 05, 2020, 09:02:08 am
Letting out an annoyed grunt as the shaman continues to stubbornly cling onto the mortal coil, instead turning her attentions to the new wave of gobbos, firing a deadly laser in their general direction.
Marie fires a positronic artillery beam at Goblin Warrior 3 after Doomblob moves.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 05, 2020, 03:10:42 pm
"Want to suffer the same fate as your mojo bro? Well then, step into the dojo, bro!"

Pips Serpent throws an Entropy Die at Shaman 2.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 06, 2020, 12:40:55 pm
T'liki did with angery biting. (1dmg)

Doomblob did with the huggles!

That allowed Marie to blast the hostiles! (2-1=1dmg, 4-1=3dmg, 2-1=1dmg)

Pips Serpent throws his Entropy Die!

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Fwoosh! The goblin shaman became a pillar of ice!

Enemies Turn:

goblin 5 goes bonk against Doomblob's armored suit!

goblin 6 suckerpunches Marie in the gut! (1dmg)

Turn 5!

T'liki sees pretty colors and feels terrible in teh same time. (-1hp)

Three more goblins, of less dangerous, variety, show up! (+3 Mooks)

In the distance, there's a strange red orb floating between the burning buildings.

Near the battlefield, a young girl in bloodstained dress, bloodstained hairclip and bloodstained hands calls for help! Sticking out from between pieces of rubble, she didn't seem strong enough to pull herself out of the pile of bricks and timber...

//Special action available: Help the Girl!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 06, 2020, 01:08:47 pm
T'liki quickly scuttled over to the young girl. "I'll help you! Crawl out when I lift these up, OK?" the giant spider said, bracing four legs on the ground. With his other four, he grabbed two different pieces of timber and lifted, creating enough space for her to move.

T'liki saves the girl!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 06, 2020, 02:03:50 pm
The girl stood up now that T'liki saved her. She had one red and one blue eye, and white haired that was also stained with blood.

The girl looked at T'liki, then at her own, bloodstained hands, and then back at her spidery savior.

"I'm Mahono." She proclaimed and looked at the fighting.

"Where am I...?"

Mahono, Mystery Waif, joins as Guest Party Member! GPMs have no access to Quantum Storage, and can be commanded to a certain degree.
Optional Sidequest: Protect Mahono throughout the Mission!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 07, 2020, 12:17:40 pm
Stack on Mahono.

"Hewwo, young maiduwun."
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 09, 2020, 03:06:47 am
"One worry less. Time to do what I do best."

Pips Serpent throws a die at Ninjagob.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 09, 2020, 11:35:24 pm
Marie uses Positronic Artillery Beam on Skullgob Shaman 2.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 11, 2020, 10:50:34 am
Doomblob stacks on Mahono! (+2HP, +2AP)

Pips Serpent attacks ninjagob 1!

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He hits the elusive greenskin, but the die does nothing!

The Marie blasted the gobbos with her beam! (1dmg, 3-1=2dmg, 1dmg)

GPMs Turn!

"The spider is hurt! KIUR!!" Mahono pushed her hands outwards and heart-shaped beam of pink light engulfted T'liki briefly. (-Poison, +1HP)

Enemies Turn!

goblin 5 stikes Pips Serpent in the face! (1dmg)

ninjagob 1 shivs Marie hard! (1dmg)

goblin 8 punches Mahono in the nose! (1dmg)

Turn 6!

Mahono's magical crystal shines brightly! (+2AP)

A trio of goblins appears! (+3 Mooks)

In the distance, the orb turns towards the battlefield and its lights blink rapidly. What does it mean??

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 11, 2020, 10:55:16 am
"Thank you very much!" T'liki said, waving a foreleg at Mahono.

To protect the newfound friend, T'liki pounces the archergobbo. No shooting arrows at mystery waifs for him.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 11, 2020, 06:06:21 pm
Bonk the Skullgob Shaman 1!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 13, 2020, 01:37:05 pm
"Don't fail me now, dice!"

Another regular attack at the ninjagob.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 13, 2020, 09:57:13 pm
Marie uses Positronic Artillery Beam on Goblin 9.
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Post by: Haspen on July 14, 2020, 02:28:14 pm
There was pouncing accomplished against archergobbo 2! (1dmg)

There was a bonking of the frozen Skullgob Shaman 1! (2-1=1dmg)

Pips throws his dice!...

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And ninjagob 1 explodes! (2dmg)

Marie clears the field off some goblins (1dmg, 3dmg, 1dmg)

GPMs Turn!

Mahono idles about, unsure what to do.

Enemies Turn!

goblin 5 bounces off T'liki's carapace!

Turn 7!

A trio of goblins arrives, with the floating orb trailing them! Angry beeps come from the hostile robotic device... (+3 Mooks, +1 Named Enemy)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 14, 2020, 07:08:00 pm
Bonk Hobgoblin!

"All hail the gweat UWU!"
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 14, 2020, 09:18:57 pm
T'liki spread his crest as the blobbo stacked on him for maximum cuteness intimidation.

T'liki attacks the Ninjagob!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 16, 2020, 10:38:17 am
B O N K!! (2dmg)

T'liki then jumps on a ninjagob!

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It is super effective! (1dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 18, 2020, 02:47:41 am
Pips Serpent throws an Entropy Die at the Firebol.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 18, 2020, 06:23:31 pm
Marie uses Positronic artillery beam on Skullgob Shaman 2.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 19, 2020, 05:00:40 am
Pips throws his chaos die at the Firebol...

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...and tactically binds its Shadow!

Meanwhile, Marie blasts her beam at the goblins, including the hapless Shaman! Ice cold, Marie! (1dmg, 3-1=2dmg, 1dmg)

GPMs Turn!

Shouting the word of healing power, Kiur, Mahono's magical butterflies take care of Marie! (+1HP)

Enemies Turn!

The Firebol opens up two vertical halves, showing a pipe! Pipe starts spewing liquid fire at Doomblob! It's a napalmthrower!! (2fire.dmg) (+On Fire!:2)

Turn 8!

Quote from: On Fire! rolls
Doomblob: 1

Doomblob continues to burn, which is totally not uwu! (-1hp)

Trio of goblins arrives, each looking slightly dangerous! (+3 Mooks)

In the distance, another robotic orb seems to be floating past some houses that are on fire...

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 19, 2020, 01:53:22 pm
"All shawl be bwessed!"

Bonk Goblin Warrior!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 20, 2020, 10:53:50 pm
"Here, Marie!"

T'liki feeds Marie an Elixer.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on July 22, 2020, 03:15:15 am
Pips Serpent uses an Entropy Die against Firebol 1!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on July 25, 2020, 03:11:59 am
Marie fires a positronic artillery beam at the archergobbo.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 25, 2020, 04:03:00 pm
There was a BONK! (2-1=1dmg)

There was an elixiring! (+3hp)

There was another of those pesky entropy dies.

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Green flames engulf Firebol 1! (+Plasma Burn)

Then Marie did a BZLOOORCH...

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Killing two gobbos while the robotic sphere did a swirl away from the beam's path!

GPMs Turn!

Mahono directed her butterlfy beam at Doomblob! (-On Fire!, +1hp)

Enemies Turn!

So naturally the Firebol spewed flames at the mysterious waif! (2dmg)

Turn 9!

A trio of goblins scales a mountain of rubble and joined the fight! (+2 Mooks, +1 Named Enemy)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on July 25, 2020, 10:37:07 pm
T'liki skitters over to Mahono and Zap Hands her back to consciousness.
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Post by: SirAston on July 26, 2020, 06:53:21 am
"This is the opening I was looking for! Cosmic Die, go!"

Pips Serpent throws a Cosmic Die at Firebol.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on July 26, 2020, 07:15:01 am
The toy hand's static charge zaps Mahono back to live! (Mahono rezzed w/1hp)

Pips Serpent hoped for the best!

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4, 5

The die struck the Firebol, causing it to explode in a burst of electric fire and scrap metal!! ((2x5)-0=10dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on July 28, 2020, 08:36:32 am
"UWU"

SUPERSTACK
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on August 01, 2020, 07:08:41 am
Marie blasts 4 micromissiles at the RPGoblin long before he could fire a single shot.
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Post by: Haspen on August 01, 2020, 07:24:05 am
Doomblob superstacks on his friends simultaneously! (Marie: +2HP/+2AP; Pips Serpent: +2HP/+2AP; T'liki: +2HP/+2AP; Mahono: +2HP/+2AP)

Marie then blasted RPGoblin into fine red paste! (4x3fire.dmg = 12dmg)

GPMs Turn!

"Kiure!" Mahono's butterflies engulf Pips next! (+1HP)

Enemies Turn!

Just in time for him to get smacked by goblin 12! (1dmg)

Hobgoblin 3 did the same! (1dmg)

Turn 10!

The second Firebol have arrived to wreak fiery havoc! (+1 Named Enemy).

Strangely, there's no goblins to be found.

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 02, 2020, 02:52:21 pm
T'liki pounces on the lone remaining gobbo, number 12, and bites him good.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on August 02, 2020, 04:13:30 pm
Le Bonk for Hobgoblin 3!
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on August 02, 2020, 04:16:39 pm
Both greenskins were out of equation, one due to nom! (1dmg)

And the other due to bonk! (2dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on August 09, 2020, 06:05:26 am
"Focus your efforts now, team!"

Pips Serpent goes Full House on the Firebol.
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Post by: Haspen on August 09, 2020, 08:20:28 am
The dice were put in motion!!

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Massive damage!!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on August 09, 2020, 09:22:54 am
Marie decides not to leave the firebol's destruction to chance, the mech pilot raising up her arm to let out another steady stream of micromissiles at her opponent!.
Micromissiles [4] at Firebol
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Post by: Haspen on August 18, 2020, 04:03:16 pm
The missile salvo was launched!

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But only one rockit struck the Firebol! (3dmg)
(while the missing rockits obliterated a ramen stand, an Operu Cursa, and a phone booth)

GPMs turn!

"Begone, sphere of destruction! Heavenly Punishment Beeeeeam!"

BZLAAAOOORCHHH!!

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There was a crater in the street left by the beam, while the Firebol hovered above it. If it could, it would be smilling smugly right now.

Enemies turn!

The Firebol spews hot fire on Pips! (2fire.dmg, +On Fire!:2)

Turn 11!

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4

Pips faints from being painfully hot! (-4hp)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on August 18, 2020, 04:10:36 pm
T'liki resists the urge to wrap Pips up in webbing for later and instead scuttles over to him and Zap Hands him back to life.
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Post by: Haspen on August 18, 2020, 04:17:12 pm
BZZT! (Pips: +1hp)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on August 18, 2020, 04:46:13 pm
"PEWISH!"

Bonk firebol.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on August 23, 2020, 01:35:39 pm
Doomblob attempts a bonking!

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But instead of bonk, there's a swish!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on September 12, 2020, 03:53:53 am
Marie shoots the firebol.
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Post by: Haspen on September 12, 2020, 10:02:11 am
Pew!

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Bullseye! (1dmg)

The robotic sphere exploded into scrap and smoke!

GPMs Turn!

Mahono quickly blasted Pips with a beam of hearts! (+1hp)

Enemies Turn!

The frozen shamans kept being frozen.

Turn 12!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on September 12, 2020, 10:09:12 am
T'liki scuttled over to Shaman 1 and gave him a few questioning bites on the throat to see if he was too cold to eat or not.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on September 12, 2020, 10:19:41 am
There was a chomping! (1-1 = 1-0 = 1dmg)

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on September 12, 2020, 12:05:32 pm
Bonk the weaker Shaman! Also see if we can take them prisoner, I desire disciples.
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: SirAston on September 21, 2020, 01:13:52 pm
Pips Serpent throws a die at Shaman 1.
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Post by: Haspen on September 27, 2020, 03:47:50 pm
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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: cronos5010 on September 27, 2020, 06:19:06 pm
Marie fires 2 Micromissiles at the remaining Skullgob Shaman! [2]
Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Haspen on September 28, 2020, 02:50:39 am
Boom! Explosions!! (3-1=2dmg, 3-1=2dmg = 4dmg)

...but there's no loot! Our heroes have been bamboozled!

EP 1 MISSION 2: COMPLETE!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJPr6sllP78)

One of the chips beeped.

"Hey guys! We're detecting four life signs only, so, we assume you've dealt with the goblins in the suburbs? Are you ready to go? We've just transferred some water buckets into Quantum Storage, sorry for being late on the delivery!"

5 Water Buckets were added to Quantum Storage!

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Title: Re: Heroes of Nobelian Kingdom! Mission Thread
Post by: Doomblade187 on October 01, 2020, 03:40:18 pm
Time to put out the fires with water! Roll as needed!
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Post by: SeriousConcentrate on October 01, 2020, 06:43:12 pm
T'liki takes two buckets, since he has enough arms for them, and skitters around putting out the fires of course.