Did I say mosquitoes are man's worst enemy?
I misspoke - humans kill more humans than all other animals.
Name one other animal that squeezes bulletproof vest material out of its butt.
Goats (https://youtu.be/B0zT9CN3-50)Baah, those are spider-goats!
No.
Dog - 4
Cat - 29
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 12
Goat - 11
Giraffe - 10
Elephant - 10
Dolphin - 12
Whale - 8
Camel - 10
Pig - 16
Cow - 10
Chicken - 10
Ostrich - 10
Kangaroo - 11
Platypus - 10
Tardigrade - 13
Damn you Dog!Cat op pls nerf
Dog - 8
Cat - 26
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 18
Rock - 12
Goat - 11
Giraffe - 10
Elephant - 9
Dolphin - 12
Whale - 7
Camel - 10
Pig - 16
Cow - 10
Chicken - 10
Ostrich - 10
Kangaroo - 11
Platypus - 10
Tardigrade - 13
Dog - 14
Cat - 26
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 18
Rock - 12
Goat - 11
Giraffe - 6
Elephant - 9
Dolphin - 12
Whale - 7
Camel - 10
Pig - 16
Cow - 10
Chicken - 10
Ostrich - 10
Kangaroo - 11
Platypus - 10
Tardigrade - 13
Cats are carriers of a mind-altering parasite that causes you to like their presence, and they make a sound that hijacks the human maternal instinct.Okay, both of those things are myths. Toxoplasma doesn't even make rats like cats - it just makes them generally less fearful - and it has no demonstrable effect on humans other than to nonspecifically fuck up pregnancies. Meanwhile, cats just make a sound that hijacks the feline maternal instinct, because they are mammals, and, well, all mammals apparently make basically the same noises to communicate with their mothers, I guess.
Okay, both of those things are myths. Toxoplasma doesn't even make rats like cats - it just makes them generally less fearful - and it has no demonstrable effect on humans other than to nonspecifically fuck up pregnancies
Woof!
Dog - 20
Cat - 23
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 21
Rock - 12
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Cow - 10
Chicken - 10
Ostrich - 10
Kangaroo - 11
Platypus - 10
Tardigrade - 9
Dog - 18
Cat - 22
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 21
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Cow - 6
Chicken - 10
Ostrich - 10
Kangaroo - 11
Platypus - 10
Go toheavenHELL already.
Mutually assured destruction, really.can you count to 60
Dog - 19
Cat - 17
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 21
Rock - 18
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 10
Ostrich - 14
Kangaroo - 9
Platypus - 8
Dog - 15
Cat - 19
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19[/glow]
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 8
Ostrich - 16
Kangaroo - 9
Platypus - 6
Purring.
Dog - 13
Cat - 17
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 8
Ostrich - 16
Kangaroo - 9
Platypus - 6
Dog - 15
Cat - 19
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 8
Ostrich - 16
Kangaroo - 9
Platypus - 8
Dog - 13He will not go extinct yet!
Cat - 21
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 8
Ostrich - 16
Kangaroo - 9
Platypus - 10
Dog - 13There's Perry.
Cat - 21
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Elephant - 8
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 8
Ostrich - 16
Kangaroo - 9
Platypus - 10
He will not go extinct yet!
Dog - 13Jesus Tamer what do you got against the Platypus
Cat - 19
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 3
Ostrich - 19
Kangaroo - 7
Platypus - 6
Okay, Glass, you heal Cat while I hurt Dog. It's a team, much more organized than the dog-people brutes!Just heal the cat damnit and leave the dog alone
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This is turning into an arms race very quickly.
Okay, Glass, you heal Cat while I hurt Dog. It's a team, much more organized than the dog-people brutes!Just heal the cat damnit and leave the dog alone
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This is turning into an arms race very quickly.
Dog - 13
Cat - 21
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 3
Ostrich - 19
Kangaroo - 7
Platypus - 4
Why isn't anybody objecting to spiders? Or rocks? Or ostriches? Or pigs? Why are cats so contentious?
You hurted dogs firstDog - 15
Cat - 21
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 19
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 3
Ostrich - 19
Kangaroo - 7
Platypus - 4
Why isn't anybody objecting to spiders? Or rocks? Or ostriches? Or pigs? Why are cats so contentious?
We're at war with the Dog people.
You hurted dogs firstI didn't. I've just been healing cats this whole time.
We're both comfortably over 10 now, so I'd be happy with a cease-fire until we've thinned the herd some.Thank you for being reasonable, Kashyyk.
We're both comfortably over 10 now, so I'd be happy with a cease-fire until we've thinned the herd some.Tamer pleaseeee
Dog - 15
Cat - 21
Parrot - 10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Dolphin - 12
Camel - 12
Pig - 16
Chicken - 3
Ostrich - 19
Kangaroo - 7
Platypus - 6
Hurt dog 2
Go away Dog.
Bad Dog get back down!Etc.
Shoo![Down from the previous 19, not that they were polite enough to actually make a mark to show that they were attacking the dog...]
Dog - 17
Down![Same here, but from 17]
Dog - 15
Dog - 13[And from 15]
Dog - 13[Yet again.]
Dog - 13[And again.]
Dog - 18
Cat - 29
Parrot - 9
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Camel - 10
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 22
Kangaroo - 7
Ostriches have no business being this high upCat op pls nerf again
Dog - 16
Cat - 27
Parrot - 9
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Camel - 10
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 20
Kangaroo - 7
Dolphin - 8
Dog - 18
Cat - 29
Parrot - 9
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Camel - 9
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 21
Kangaroo - 7
Dolphin - 8
You missed Fluffe's post.
Dog - 16
Cat - 23
Parrot - 9
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 11
Camel - 9
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 21
Kangaroo - 7
Dolphin - 8
I stand here now with the ability to kill off dogs once and for all, but I do not. Remember this dog lovers, not all car lovers hate dogs, so not all dog lovers must hate cats.
Dog - 2
Cat - 29
Parrot - 9
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 10
Camel - 9
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 20
Kangaroo - 3
Dolphin - 6
Oops
Agreed
Cat - 21Dog noooo
Parrot - 9
Lizard - 10
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 10
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 19
Dolphin - 10
Cat - 21why you do dis
Parrot - 7
Lizard - 10
Spider - 17
Rock - 16
Goat - 10
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 17
Dolphin - 10
Once per hour you can do one:
Hurt 1 and Heal 1
Hurt 2
Heal 2
Once per hour you can do one:
Hurt 1 and Heal 1
Hurt 2
Heal 2
Cat - 16
Parrot - 4
Lizard - 10
Spider - 15
Rock - 16
Goat - 12
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 13
Dolphin - 10
Damnit people, this is why I said to keep the truce. Because now everyone's ganging up on the cats.Gonna Sig that
Cat - 16
Parrot - 4
Lizard - 10
Spider - 15
Rock - 15
Goat - 12
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 10
Dolphin - 10
Cat - 13
Parrot - 2
Lizard - 10
Spider - 15
Rock - 15
Goat - 12
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 9
Dolphin - 10
Cat - 7
Parrot - 2
Lizard - 8
Spider - 15
Rock - 15
Goat - 12
Pig - 16
Ostrich - 9
Dolphin -10
Cat - 3
Lizard - 8
Spider - 15
Rock - 15
Goat - 12
Pig - 14
Ostrich - 9
Dolphin -10
Cat - 3...
Parrot - 2
Lizard - 8
Spider - 15
Rock - 15
Goat - 12
Pig - 15
Ostrich - 10
Dolphin -10
Lizard - 11
Spider - 17
Rock - 15
Goat - 12
Pig - 14
Ostrich - 3
Dolphin -10
Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
Lizard - 20
Spider - 18
Rock - 28
Hey, it weren't me what broke the ceasefire.Never said it was. It wasn’t me, either.
Lizard - 9
Spider - 19
Rock - 32
Can we all agree that rock is best and move on.No
Spider - 15
Rock - 37
I enjoyed this, we should make another one of these.
spider 10 rocks 35
Oh, the Rock won.
Dwayne Johnson would be proud!
Started a new one, hope roseheart doesn't mind! (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=170130.0)
you could say the result ROCKED ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lamoo.o
Why can't a new game start in this thread?
how bout rock puns
Since it's my job to do so, I just extinctified doom mugs.how dare you, un-derailing this thread so readily! it's not even a good thread!
You should have marked Boar's 8 redNot a requirement. That was a Haspen HH requirement post the creation of this.
Ding Beetle is dead.
Crocodile - 16
Seal - 12
Axolotl Salamander - 10
Armadillo - 10
Rhino - 20
Elephant - 10
Ostrich - 12
Ankylosaurus - 12
Whale - 12
Tadpole - 12
Sauropod - 10
Cape Rain Frog - 10
Trovant - 10
Horseshoe Crab -12
Tortoise - 16
Since the game can also end after 30 days of inactivity, building up can be a valid strategy.
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6
4
2
1
1
7
Crocodile - 45
Seal - 24
Axolotl Salamander - 18
Rhino - 22
Ankylosaurus - 26
Sauropod - 13
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile -31
Seal - 25
Axolotl Salamander - 14
Rhino - 26
Ankylosaurus - 28
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile - 30
Seal - 38
Rhino - 36
Ankylosaurus - 20
Tortoise - 23
Crocodile - 28
Seal - 30
Black Rhino - 40
White Rhino - 32
Tortoise - 23
Why won't you let me save them?
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 30
Black Rhino - 40
White Rhino - 32
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 26
Black Rhino - 40
White Rhino - 32
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 24
Black Rhino - 38
White Rhino - 32
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 24
Black Rhino - 32
White Rhino - 32
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 26
Black Rhino - 18
White Rhino - 36
Tortoise - 25
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 26f
Black Rhino - 15
White Rhino - 37
Tortoise - 27
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 26
Black Rhino - 12
White Rhino - 38
Tortoise - 27
Crocodile - 26
Seal - 26
White Rhino - 28
Tortoise - 31
And the tortoise pulls ahead in the race!