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Dwarf Fortress => DF Adventure Mode Discussion => Topic started by: Mr Frog on March 15, 2012, 01:45:09 am

Title: Tsk. Kids these days!
Post by: Mr Frog on March 15, 2012, 01:45:09 am
(http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/9899/werebabyp.png)
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Post by: NW_Kohaku on March 15, 2012, 01:48:36 am
I suddenly think of Stewie Griffon. 

"VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!"
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Post by: Trapezohedron on March 15, 2012, 01:58:12 am
Quote from: NW_Kohaku on March 15, 2012, 01:48:36 am
I suddenly think of Stewie Griffon. 

"VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!"

Unfortunately for that guy, he doesn't have laser guns like Stewie, so yeah.
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Post by: SirAaronIII on March 15, 2012, 02:23:57 am
Keep your scribe dry.
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Post by: Hotaru on March 15, 2012, 02:47:23 am
What's most amazing is that it's a named baby.

I assume he got attacked by a werething as an infant, escaped, got the no aging effect from the werecurse, and the worldgen mode game did not mind him being a baby at all and sent him on attacks on nearby towns?
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Post by: Naryar on March 15, 2012, 04:37:38 am
how can it even talk
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Post by: saltmummy626 on March 15, 2012, 05:37:48 am
belligerent children! you better check his diaper. that might be his trouble. if thats not the problem, then show him your fury! take away his toys!
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Post by: Detoxicated on March 15, 2012, 09:32:05 am
His problem are most likely his diapers if you consider his name: The Skunk of Animals.
Sounds like this is one mad smellin baby!
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Post by: Absentia on March 15, 2012, 10:10:19 am
I especially like how the dread infant "lies before you". Poor thing can't even stand up.

I imagine some hunter finding an abandoned baby in the woods, bringing it home, and then a couple of weeks later it turns into a giant slavering monster. I love DF.
Title: Re: Tsk. Kids these days!
Post by: Xangi on March 15, 2012, 01:31:48 pm
DON'T LETS ITS OUTER APPEARANCE FOOL YOU! THAT THING IS A MONSTER I TELL YOU!

I had a werescorpion baby punch my skull in one time, now THAT was funny.
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Post by: Flying Dice on March 15, 2012, 04:34:25 pm
What's up, baby?

(Not you, because you can't stand?)

 :P
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Post by: Ogdibus on March 15, 2012, 05:01:51 pm
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Post by: Lexyvil on March 15, 2012, 06:16:13 pm
Prepare to die?

Dear god!
The baby had bad parenting.
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Post by: Meansdarling on March 15, 2012, 09:07:29 pm
That is hilarious. *The baby waves it's arms and legs at you, burbling with menace*
Will that baby never grow up because it's a monster?
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Post by: acetech09 on March 15, 2012, 11:43:35 pm
Heh. His name translation is "Clarify Scribemoist Skunk Animal".