I just tried to alt+tab to the book I'm reading.
What.
I have done that exact same thing. More than once >_>
The bright side is most of the time I actually can alt-tab to the book I'm reading. Digital master race~
I WILL FIGHT YOU, EBOOK SCUM
Yeah, apparently the main character of Dark Dungeons learns Dominate Person or something, then uses it for the lamest conceivable purpose: brainwashing her father to buy her more D&D books.
I can think of many significantly more useful and illegal things to do with that.
I once built a character around pulling this kind of shit, who made a point of dragging off random people and abusing the rules of Hypnotism (with some Charm Person thrown in) on them, starting with a minor NPC who existed for the sole purpose of operating a ferry, then moving up through telling a guard to be "helpful", then using "helpful" in a sentence every time I wanted him to do stuff for me. Enchantment spells are great if your DM's chill with using it in not-directly-combat-related situations.
In fact, I'm still running her.
Anyway. If I remember right, Chick's works also feature the Catholic Church having concocted atheism, Islam, and maybe Judaism, all to lead Protestants astray, and having a computer dossier on every Protestant on the planet, planning to kill them all someday.